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November 15, 2023 • 31 mins
The titular setting for the show was "a seedy bar and grille on New York's Third Avenue". The cast had Ed Gardner as Archie, Alan Reed as Finnegan, Pattee Chapman as Miss Duffy, Jimmy Conlin as Charlie, Veda Ann Borg as Peaches La Tour, and Herb Vigran as Second Story Jackson.

The radio version of Duffy's Tavern ended in 1952. When the TV version began two years later, Gardner's involvement was limited to acting. He said, "In radio, I was the producer and the director and half the time the writer and also Archie." The TV version had Hal Roach Jr. as producer and Harve Foster as director.[6]This program was the second effort to have a TV version of Duffy's Tavern. An earlier, hour-long version was filmed for showing as part of the All Star Revue series. It was never broadcast because the Revue was sponsored by a milk company, and the barroom setting conflicted with the company's image.
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(00:19):
A special rebroadcast for the American ArmedForces, and they're alives. You're invited
to drop in where the elite meetto eat Duffy's tavern. Hello, Duffy's
where the elite mate date? Hot? Do you imagine making Duffy ain't here?

(00:40):
Holo Duffy tonight? Uh idol ofpainter huh oh yeah, gorgeous got
him? Why she needs him?Yeah? What the uh English would refer
to was a ripping to myco.Yeah, she's got a historianic chalmember,

(01:02):
give me, well we painto She'sbeen an actress, Evin sent she was
a little strike. Yeah, afamily has been in the acting like it

(01:23):
for over five hundred years, evenbefore Ready Canton, I, I don't
know, I'm traumatizing the book.Tuffy's quite greater for the movies. Well,
I want to get it done ina hurry, Duffy before the book
that comes a classic, a classic, you know that stuff in little print

(01:45):
with no pictures that nobody reads.That's a classic. Well I'll call you
back, okay, miss Yeah youremember the fellow what's sent in one of
them new silver pennies instead of adime for your book? Yeah? Ruk
and he returned the book. Hewants his tenant back. Don't you know

(02:07):
what? Maybe ten cents is somuch for the book? Oh no,
no, the price is low enough. You just think the price is low
enough. No, that's low enough. It's just their book. Ain't with
it? And pray? How doyou know? Did you read it?
Did you read it? I wroteit. That's why I didn't read it.

(02:30):
Fine, Frank, Joe, Ican't spend the time for one lousy
book. Just wait, a littleparamount bises Duncan's first reader will be paramounts
last. He's healthy, so skeptic. Wait until you see idle a peno.
It might take kid fakely. I'mconsidering hump for the part. Uh

(02:53):
who you gon gonna sit after?She turned it down? Okay, forget
it. I'm a joke. Okay, Eddie, I'm a joke. Okay,
agree on something. Let me tellyou about this story. It sounds
to make a great picture. Youknow. It's about love, love love,

(03:15):
I hate love ducking. You arefour people rapping cupids? What does
it mean? Love? I takethe day? I ever whistled at a
seller. What's the matter? Didyou have a fight with your boyfriend Breckenbridge,
Hansom Fellers, Auntie, do notmention the names reckon Brick, cotton

(03:37):
seller in the same dress with mine? That much wind I ain't got.
But what did he do to you? He's a faithless two timer? Oh
what a girl? Sunday? Anotherjewel mine day you Another Jill Tuesday,
Another Jill Thursday, another Jill?What happened Wednesday? I had a jake?

(04:00):
You'll give a guy for the goosies? Kind I go after take again?
Freddy kissed though change is good night? Oh didn't you kiss your date
good night? Here was the patioticreason he was a sailor. You mean
you wouldn't have kissymathy was only ifhe was a citizen of the United States,

(04:23):
or if he had his first paper. Now let me along with Stuffy
once the manaphin agad night you lookcloser. I'm full of shoe show fall
day so fine. I'm collecting emptyten change for the shell. But again,

(04:44):
I couldn't you think of any otherway of doing it? I tried
her, not the way, butthe tone of fish was jan finding.
And how much of the stuff didyou eat? Only my quota tidy change.
Well that's very typioticning. But youknow what, you know why the
government that really needs these can sowell? I shall. I understand that

(05:10):
they are endeavoring to obtain the labelsto relieve the paper they want to tend
to make into the steel. Andyou know what steel becomes after it is
molten. The thing to do isto take the ten, clean them,

(05:31):
flatten them out. Then the governmenttakes them and they smelt them, they
smelled them, and then they turnthem intommunition. They should have smelled them
after the tulafish were gonna all right, And I'll try to save all ten
cans for you. Oh, thanksvery much. Josh, Hey, a
fine of white. I hear youwrote a book, Yes I did,

(05:53):
James, kind of chilling you andthe cheap of the buy one and stuff
they would not worrying about Breckenbridge.How come you was never made a pass
at our corner? Johnny Johnson,by the way, and what is there
about him to interest me? Well, he's wearing your favorite costumes pants yeah,

(06:17):
and uh, he ain't bad looking, yeah, and he ain't married.
It's your type m from mister Johnston. Yes, I mean with your
rooks. Uh why did you staysingle. Well, miss Duffy, why
do you stay things? That isaside to the point. I should think

(06:41):
you could find pray some nice girlday, a nice really pretty girl,
say one whose father owns this place? Miss Duffy, your father owns his
place, Johnny, isn't a proposal? No, well, you have to
give me time to think it over. Go ahead and see. I heard

(07:11):
you cried last night, and Iknow why I heard you cried last night,
and so did I. Why didyou make a tark? I'm so

(07:35):
old? Why did you take myheart? You didn't want it for your
own? And if you hadn't caredto make a man, I I have

(08:00):
never ded. We'd be just freend. Go calm your fears, dry your
kids. It's the boy you adorenow. You can smile to night and

(08:22):
cry no more. And if youhadn't cared to make a man, I
might have never dead. We'd bejust bread. Oh, calm your fist

(08:50):
and dry your kids. Come kissthe boy you adore now. Now a

(09:24):
great gun right now attack you it? Wait a minute, think you My

(10:03):
name is Walls set clover too well, which ye no wolves to get rid

(10:45):
of some of the heir understair decisions. Yes, but I've never been in
Clover seems instantly cling to name.There is nothing when you would you get

(11:20):
up? Generally say what tell me? Would you like to see a wout?
Okay, that's like all ready youget ready? I make how your

(11:56):
minds felt? Well, that's thata ta mainly in the meantime, Well,
that's will it any uh filling aplow please? We're talking about yeah,

(12:28):
oh today the pool you see anywhen you're filling your fish, that's
the pocket always bring mayor that's myshoe crew. Got the best part?

(12:50):
Uh you play? Oh yeah,joke stor you mean your autobios the world?

(13:15):
Well make the marriage wind up suffhimself. He did like, no,

(13:52):
I don't what I like? Ilike wait out? All right with
me up there making c Well,how can I tell how John? You

(14:20):
can say a good big shame.Well, I'm willing to be fair about
it. We'll make it an alphabeticalorder that your name begins with an A.

(14:43):
What a coincidence? Hmm? Welltake hands with I Eta Lutino myself.
I want oh you mean the nightmy nades up here on the queen

(15:05):
that I don't know me? Why? What's the matter with my complexions.
Mary Green had gone the walls.Job John, Oh, how the best

(19:18):
joy? How a good rid?What you want? Well that's the wife,
not wife, not old, notwhat the teams? Uh? Good

(19:38):
kid? Not for a boy?Nothing bout correct me? Do you?
Oh? What a lucky bride ofmine? That's badly think mind? Or
though how often you fast? Butnot so loud again to taste n n.

(20:08):
If you were going to be aspecial, you got to spend go
remember the tiny thing one button,it's worth a thousand work? Real,
do spend this cocktail? Long mush? Isn't it been p Thanks? Find

(21:02):
me? Show what means me?Dad? What a tender? Yes?

(21:25):
Taking bubbly and bring me the check? When this che What is the demon?
Dougglers? I have the five cominghere for some shame. Thank you?

(21:51):
Play by wonder to night. I'mgoing to you good night. Okay,
let us see the blue. ButI think he's done enough. The
choosing of the majors. The manof Prestat will be his ridiculous not using

(22:15):
his mate as he will his underway. Real read the home of a very
well lead chateau. He is sittingalone with his daughter still worse. Oh

(22:47):
I'm so lonely, only heaven.Good evening, lady. Who are you

(23:14):
then? Just what is thy name? I am a nobody? Just call
me carry on, I must needto get the nine o'clock tram. No,
you kill that will become of me, my father. I'm sorry that

(23:45):
there must be a lagrima Christians ourhero. Well, and now you know
where you're going, don't we dothat? Well, I'm using the fire

(24:11):
escape. You're good night, andnow on page nineteen we will show you
why our hero never lost the day. Oh shut up now before we lave

(24:32):
Goff his tavern, lave us,but have gotten the necklace. Not jukebox.
That is jukebox. The faith madethe bet while the platter spinning the
needles in the grove. Here's thefirst number coming up. You show me

(25:26):
a woolly A boy sought for thepost choice to point point sault rosa ut

(25:52):
voices and mistal stops. Ye's almostso it's today T twenty SEPs sell a
ten dollars and five twenty foe pointpart bother big one. Some on the

(26:18):
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(26:44):
forty thousand were all foot one ofthree dollars. We all f onety party
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(27:04):
of a haplessing. Every pot waslooking at him. Oh what comes cap
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(27:26):
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(28:48):
the number severn was produced in theUnited States of America. When the don
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(29:14):
time anything or an accept the companythat common con style, Why still would
you play the jos waves which werecreated by Robbin's company and is treated as
still be put in white the interestpet So if you have common sense and

(29:37):
you've seen enough for theres a moviecommercials, you know Robbins there's up to
something, Philip. It takes acomatical being your wife I suspicious if a
doctrin. Why the time it doesevery twelth man words play to do with
it? I mean, does everyonehere be that intulpetent or that corrupted?

(30:04):
But you'll stick around to be whatplan of a promical for that the chase
scene and the Trust has the sillyself important pain admitting to the Bluers for
hens and above average hems such alooking background to Robin's career. Fort Barry

(30:27):
did exactly, and he sometimes Iremind yourself of Plass because he's so good
and blest, because he's put superpart, so he's the after months how
many different things he's been in.I mean, he's the guy in the
Sall shaped production that he's this villain, and and the Trust that he's the

(30:52):
director still good Man walking of area
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