October 16, 2023 • 34 mins
In this recap episode, the boys reminisce on the extravagant weekend they just endured. From beer tents to puking at an AYCE Sushi restaurant, the boys had one heck of a weekend!
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Oh my god. I'm not gonnalie though. I kept thinking about that
poutine from the first night we werereally drunk. Don't get me wrong that
she was fun banging though, andthat shit was f it was really fucking
good. I let's look through mycamera at the gym team sets and uh,
there's just a picture of their menuand it was regular poutine was twelve
dollars. The one we got withbacon, cheese, bacon, cheese,
bacon, and a few one otherthing. It was fourteen dollars. Was
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like, that was so fucking good, dude. Yeah, I mean it
was a little too expensive for whatit was. It was good though that
I would not I would not ifI was not, I would not shell
fourteen for that. I'll tell youthat much right now. Yeah, but
it was a nice little end ofthe night. I didn't need that.
A beautiful greasy cap. That wasthe toughest fucking hot dog I've ever eaten
in my life. I didn't thinkhot dogs could come that hard hot dog?
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Which one the fucking you know thething we ate the hot dog?
Where did we get a hot dog? Ah? I did forget we had
a hot dog before that. Holyshit, I know I was. I
was out of the whole weekend.I was slashed. The first night that
was the most most strong I gotwas the first night. And it's always
usually that's the case if it's likea weekend long thing. I don't know
why it's the first night that Ijust get absolutely plastered. I usually that's
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usually what I try and aim for. But the second night is where I've
dude, that second night was anex You're slash last night. The second
night was an experience from beginning toend. The amount drank and the people
we engaged with and the ship thatI just witnessed firsthand was shocking to me.
Fucking amazing though, so interstellar pumpkinFest for you. Yes, yes,
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that's frond of the interest. Wecan keep talking about this and not
have to find Yeah, all right, Welcome everyone back to another episode of
Dumb and Delicious, the podcast hostedby Guytano, Pterritory and Jack Hamilton.
My name is Gaetano, my nameis Jack, and I'm going by the
full name now because I don't know, like I know, guys, it's
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been part of it, but man, recently, I've just been like whenever
I introduced myself I want to introducemyself now is Gaetano. I don't want
to introduce myself as a guy.Not that I hate being called guy,
I don't, but I feel likeit sounds more professional, it sounds more
mature. And see, I amproud of my name in my heritage.
It's just you know, sometimes peoplecan't say it properly. So I'll give
him an option. I'll be like, i'll be nice to meet you.
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My name is Gaetano. I alsogo by a guy if it's easier,
and they'll still probably call me guy, but at least they know my full
name is Gaetano. Right. Youknow what? I fuck with that hard.
I fuck with that heart. It'slike whenever we're out, we're getting
re time on my hair, keepsgetting my ear, oh oh whatever,
and we're fucking for example this pastweekend and we're like fucking pack and went
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on. Uh. Sometimes it's justfor the fun of it. I introduced
myself as John for no reason whatsoever. And then I'll tell people. So
people come up to me and say, oh, hey Jack or Jack this,
and the people are looking at melike Jack, and I'm like,
oh yeah, it's like Jack Johnsaying, although I never go by John,
it's not abody ever, it is. It actually is because my great
grandfather, Uh, his name isJohn, but he went by Jack.
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Huh. It's interesting. It's athing. It's a thing. I'm not
tweaking. Okay, I'm gonna throwa hat on because my hair is pissing
me on, dude, I gottaget a hair cut, like I hate
having that. You have to cutyour hair every like three not even like
every like month basically, otherwise itjust gets out of control. At least
for me, my shit grows.Oh oh, this is the one.
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This is a good fitting one that'sgonna keep the hair nice and tied back.
I feel like every time you wearthat hat, I see you wearing
like a big ass chain and you'reusually shirtless. Like that's like your flex
hat. I don't know why thismore fitting. For those that can't see,
Jack's unzipped his three quarters zip puttyor top and is popping his chain.
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It is, Honestly, the zipgoes down so far it might as
well be a three quarter zip.But this one, the thing is i'd
say more two third. I knowthere's like a fitted wave right now,
and I can't. I can't dofitts because I got too much skin on
my forehead, so it folds.Do you see that? Do you like
see it? Like folding a littlebit underneath there? I just just doesn't
hurt for me. Like that's whylike I hate, I don't like everyone's
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like, hey you snap backs,But that's why I wear a lot fucking
snappacts is because they don't make myforehead get all fucking like. This is
a new one I got. It'sone of my new favorites. Does that
one say billionaireor something? Billionaire?Boys Club? Yep, yep, you
know what. I'm nice taking thatone off. One switch a little,
changing mags, changing mags. Butsomething about the snap bag exposes the forehead
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skin, and I don't know howI feel about that. Look look at
it? Look at it now?Do you see that? It's okay?
I think I got a bigger foreheadthan you wrinkling up there? Brother?
Are you from the door world?Because damn it was like I got a
map going on up there. That'snot good, especially when I get excited,
because I use my end the mapand the map. I use my
eyebrows a lot whenever I get hypedup, you know what I mean?
And like I said, that's skinon my forehead likes folding. So enough
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of that, though, I wantto I want to fucking dive into this
weekend, dude, because holy shit, let's dive into it straight away.
Also, I'm gonna probably if wehave time, depending on later, I
might talk about Michigan, so reallyquickly as a heads up, Tristan myself
went to Michigan. We drove likesix hours to go see our buddy Daniel
in uh in Michigan, and itwas a great fucking weekend. I can
post some videos about that. Ican sup post some videos about this weekend.
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However, we are going to prioritizepumpkin Fest weekend specifically because it just
happened. It is fresh, andwe literally finished off like our experience with
it today at like three or fouro'clock I think, or some shitlock four
yeah, four thirty, so threeyeah, three three, three thirty.
But yeah, no, it was. It was great. But okay,
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Friday picture it. It is likeI don't know, like two thirty and
I'm running late. Long story short, what happens for that is we're supposed
leave it two thirty the hometown.I what happened? I fucking tried to
leave on time, I couldn't findOh yeah, that was a bullshit thing.
So I my Almo asked me tochange the water drug because we have
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filtered water drugs whatever enemy for ourhouse. Uh, And I went into
the garage to grab it, andI grabbed it by the neck and the
bottle just slipped out of my hand, not slipped, Actually, well it's
slipped because the ap on it wasn'tfirmly secured, so it slipped, hit
the ground, smashed everywhere. There'seighteen liters of water all over the floor
of my garage. So igin apanic, I like take everything away,
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like push as much as I canof the water outside, and then I
used some like extra napkins that wehad from like an event a few weeks
ago to just like drite off therest of the little patches of you know,
parts of where I couldn't really getaround. So that happened, and
then I couldn't find my keys forlike ten minutes. Anyways, long story
short, we didn't end up leavingafter that frenzy of mine until about three
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three point thirty, like PM.But regardless we got there, Tristan says
the most magical words I've ever heardas a starving child after a long day,
and that was, we have pizza. We have pizza coming or at
five o'clock and we're like, dude, that's gonna be like four or five
minutes after we get there. Let'sgo so muxsim za and then uh yeah,
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And then what happened after that?We started We started boozing I think
correct red wine, which was fantastic, full boto, smooth as fucked full
body. Yeah, I'm I'm notbig one guy, so I just cracked
open the went. I dove inwith the Corse light this weekend, and
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I actually a few Corse lights,many a course light this weekend. I
get made fun of. You knowwhat, this is my first time buying
Coors light. Every time I drinkCorse light, someone hands me. Yet
I never buy my own for somereason. And I didn't know what else
to drink this weekend. I waslike, you know what, bucket ice,
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cold courses the way to go.But Coors brother made fun of me.
Dad made fun of me. Weget to Tristan's I pull out the
course Who makes fun of me andnot necessarily made fun of me. But
there were comments made by Tristan's fatherand Tristan himself about drinking coorse. But
you know what, Tristan can't sayship because he fucking he was sipping on
those Saturday night and I know hewas enjoying this, so he was he
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was fucking enjoying them. Okay,so he can't say ship. But my
dad, my brother and his father, when it's ice cold, it's it's
a decent beer. It can beany almost any beer, ice calded,
ice ice cold. Like when yousaid the mountains are calling, say the
blue mountains are calling the mountains,huh, and then you just like cracked
open a course and it's like it'sthe can and like, I don't know,
it goes blue when it's really cold. The mountains turned blue as the
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can gets colder. Yeah, it'spretty fucking you know what. And that's
great because I know so many guyswho are so obsessed with that fact that
they just that's why they drink coursso they can say the mountains when they
crack open the can. So buthey, you know what, I funk
with the blue mountains calling exactly themountains call, so we drink. We're
drinking. Maddy was there. Itwas I funk, It's not funk,
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the funkst part of Michigan Squad.Uh. It was Ben, Tristan,
Maddie, Jack and myself are Jackand I and we were bringing we were
playing ride the bus. We werejust sipping, et cetera. I think
I rode the bus at one pointfor a whole deck in almost a half
no, no a deck, andthen if you guys give me mercy.
Yeah, But then Tristan was like, jokes on you, we're gonna keep
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going. And then I did almostanother half a deck until I finally got
it. And you kept telling mecall spades, call spades, call spades,
and every time I called spades,it was hearts. And then Tristan's
like, it's always hard. Sothen the next one I'd be like,
okay, hearts and it was spades. And it was just a back and
forth and it was brutal, absolutelybrutal, but it's okay. I climbed
out of that hole eventually, andthen we grabbed her stuff and then we
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headed to the beer tents at thefestival. What basically happens is you get
a go to this main tent,you purchase a token for seven dollars,
and then you can use this tokenat any of the beer tents for a
pint of Would it be consider apint? It probably wasn't a pint,
No, no, no, no, it was more probably like a half
pint, your half pint of whateveryou so choose. Yeah, I don't
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know, Yeah, like three fiftyfive, I'd say, it's like,
probably the cups are looking at butbro, they were not skimming. They
failed every cup to the point whereit was overflowing. So yeah, she
had like there was no head.It was strictly just beer all the way
to the fact or to the pointwhere everybody was spilling their drinks because the
cups were so fucking full. AndI was spilling a lot of my own
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drinks on myself that night, thefirst night and the second night, and
then unfortunately though, I also spilleda lot interested and I would keep bumping
into them and like unintentionally because again, if they're filled to the rim,
like what are you gonna do?Right? If you fucking snoozed, you're
spelling it, you sneaks, you'respilling it. Yeah, it was it
was. You couldn't dance really,it was just more of a standing there
drink and then once it's like ahalf maybe a quarterfall, then you could
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start like moving a little bit moredance and walking around once you had it,
Once you had a beverage in yourhand, it was strictly stationary yep,
for at least I don't know,ten minutes, fifteen minutes. I
don't know how long people take todrink beers. But yeah, it was
a wild first night. There werefireworks for like, I swear the fireworks
were gore consistently going off for liketwenty to thirty minutes. It was awesome
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as hell. I got like aminute a half video probably it was fucking
crazy. There was some really nicefireworks. I'm not gonna lie. I
like they were some of the bestfires I've seen, because the ones that
we have here in the hometown bylike the lake and everything like that,
for like Canadaate, et cetera,they're not as good. I don't know,
They're just a they don't last aslong and be they're not as spectacular.
This one had a lot of variety. This one had colors. This
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one had like different patterns in thesky and it was so long, like
the fireworks show was so long itfel just went on forever. Yeah.
Yeah. And then while that washappening, we were we were consuming a
hot dog, and then after that, I think we looked at each other,
Jack and I because Tristen went togo hang out with his buddies and
Maddie and Ben, etcetera. ButJack and I were like, Okay,
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we're really hungry some food. Butafter the one hot dog, we looked
at each other and went, you'restill hungry. Jack's like, yeah,
I'm still I could eat. Andthen we went to proceeded to then go
get an entire poutine each that wasso good. I don't know if it's
because we were hammered, but itwas very well, very delicious to you
though, because you got I gotthe pootie and I was eating it and
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then you were like seasoning salt andthen you just fucking covered it and whatever.
Amazing. So the seasoning salt definitelyhelped as well, and that helped.
Sorry, it enhanced experience. Itwas pine. It was a very
good poutine, but yeah, that'swhat happened. And hit the fucking hot
tub, which was a terrible ideabecause we were getting we were going fucking
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nuclear hot in the hot tub,and uh, typically when you drink you
want to try and stay as hydratedas possible. And what's one of the
fastest ways to dehydrate yourself a hottub. So we were we were roasting
and there. That was funny ashell. You were like in and out
of consciousness in the hot tub,which is hilarious. Just to manage to
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spill two beers and two whole fuckingbeers in the hot tub. He spilled
one. I think he spelt likejust a little bit old under half of
one in the hot tub, andthen he spelt like at least half of
one, if not just over halfone outside of the hot tub. And
we're likest, right they both feltin the laptop. Yeah, because remember
he pulled, well, that's hotup water and then had to dump both
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all of them out. Yeah,that sucks on. Yeah, it was.
It was a damn it, Tristan. But also we were all trash,
So I think I would probably thetrash the most because yeah, I
almost windows XP just shut down inthe tub, and I did. I
did fall asleep in the tub.You did fall asleep in the hot tub.
Yep, that was brutal drinking,and you're pretending to bob it,
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and Tristan and I are like,yep, yep, get it out,
bluddy, you're gonna feel so goodafter yep. Keep her going like no,
I'm joking out. They like talkfor five minutes and like turns around
and leans over the hot I'm like, okay, now he's puking, and
then like he just stops moving,goes silent, no sounds. And Tristan
are looking at each other. Welook at him, look at each other,
look at him. We wait likeprobably two minutes because we can't tell
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if you're dying or if you're out. And I'm like, ye, did
you fall asleep? Did the guyfall asleep? Tristan's like I think he
did, so go over. Wepope you no response. We give you
like a slight shove, no response, and you start sliding towards the hot
dub and we're like okay, andthen we just shook the shit out of
you. And then you got upand you're like, I'll sleep. Oh
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my god, something happened after thehot dug. Oh my god. The
kitchen, the water, the liquid, ivy the water so before we even
so, I bought liquid Ivy forthe weekend with the intention of potentially,
uh creating a borg, which lookingback, probably was not a good idea
because there was just so much boozevia beer tents and other things that we
bought. However, I bought liquidivy and we were like, hey,
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let's just use some of it.So your apparent's supposed to drink it before
you start drinking for the night,or drinking whenever if it's during the day,
et cetera. But we didn't,and so we thought we should still
drink it before going to bed,and so we opened a package each,
poured it inside, et cetera.And then I mean, I personally didn't
have a single hangover this weekend.I'm not sponsored to say this, we're
not sponsored, but damn it fuckingworked. It really really works. I
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also think it's not intended for drinking. It's intended for like sports or like
rapid for sports, for traveling thingslike that. Yeah, but it also
conveniently gives you like three hundred ofyour fucking daily electrolytes. You're looking at
the nutrition hydra water three twenty.Yeah, it's ridiculous. So we twelve
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like two hundred and ninety two percentalmost three hundred percent of your B twelve
for the day in that one packet. That's hilarious, I know, But
that shit has a bunch of differentagain not sponsored, but fuck me,
that ship saved my life because youknow what, it's a sad thing to
say, and it's a sad realityto accept. But uh, we're getting
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old. The older you get,the worser your hangovers get. And yeah,
I like to think I drink alot of water, but with how
much alcohol we drink, we don'tdrink enough water to sustain how much alcohol
we drink. So hangovers are prettycommon occurrence, and mine are pretty lethal.
Like I'm usually my worst hangovers,I'm down and OUE for two days
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damn. Yeah. Yeah, andmy hangovers, I've never had a hangover
that passes until I fall asleep thenext day. Like I'll wake up now
and I'll feel like shit until Ifall asleep again and then wake up the
next day. Yeah. Typically,like my stomach in my head will just
hurt the entire day and it's fuckingAnd that's why I don't like drinking a
lot of the times because my hangoversget so bad. It's like I will
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drink several gallons of water throughout theday just to have like six beers,
be slightly tipsy and be like Okay, well, yeah, I'm gonna stop
drinking. Then I'll be hung overtomorrow, I'll fall asleep, I'll wake
up the next day and I'll feellike shit for a full twenty four hours.
Although I drank a ton of waterand didn't even drink that much alcohol.
I don't know what it is.I just get fucking My handovers are
brutal. Anyways, though that liquidivy. We're fucking sitting in the kitchen
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monkeying around like I don't even rememberwhat yeah, yeah, I don't know,
dancing around being shitheads. You know. I feel like everyone can relate
to this after like a night outor after like a day of doing whatever,
and it's like just like it's likeit's like demon hours, you know
what I mean. It's like twoo'clock in the morning, four o'clock in
the morning, and it's just it'sthe night crew and you guys are fucking
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half asleep, hallucinating, half inthe bag. Still every on recovery mode.
And you're just trying to fucking dowhatever you can, just save your
time before you fall asleep. Yougo a little primal for an hour.
That was fucking I don't know.Those, that's what I look forward to
the most, even like when wehosted my house on weekends. It's like,
you know, most people will likedissipate at like you know, one
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o'clock, two o'clock, but it'sa motherfucker to hang around until three am
and you're like half in the bagand you're just like barely there. You
guys are just doing whatever, makingfood, drinking water and just laughing or
everything. That's just about anything.That's what I was gonna say. Literally,
the weirdest thing is that, becauseyou're so tired and like almost on
the border of hallucinating, everything isfunny. Someone could blow their nose and
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you start laughing for no reason,or someone could you know, like turn
the corner and like you have thislick fucking hands up t Rex moment whenever
you're like at like in that stageand you're just kind of like hmmm,
oh I don't lean your neck forward, your head forward, and you're like
you look like you're in yeah,like sleep mode. I'm a zombie,
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so funny, but uh yeah,that was. That was the first night.
The second day, we woke upand we had breakfast. Thank you.
Shout out to Tristan's parents, hisdad for prepping breakfast for us.
That was absolutely clutch. And yeahit's bacon. Sorry, the fruit plate
is what really fucking you know,put the put the cherry on top of
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that breakfast. Yeah, it wasactually really good. That was. That
was one of the best years.Probably, I don't know. I don't
know if I was because I wasdying, not dying, but it's because
I was, you know, aftera night of drinking, waking up just
put anything, He's gonna be great. That was tired. But that origin
is the best fucking orange of thatin my life. Straight up. We
had we had sausages, bacon,scrambled eggs at Mattie Mate, so I
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shout out to Maddie. We hadsome what else. We had some coffee,
We had some jam. Tristan hadsome like meat sauce, not meat
sauce. But was it like meatspread, meat spread piton or some of
that. Oh, oh okay,you know what, I'm gonna look it
up right now. Yeah, cutonor some something Gallarton Tank, I don't
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know. But anyways, while Jack'slooking that up, Yeah, we had
a great breakfast. Uh. Andthen after the breakfast we went to go
get Yammy Sushi and Yammy sush.Sorry, we went to get sushi a
place called JC Sushi in I thinkit was Simco uh and it was a
fan fuckantastic. The only problem isthat we Okay, so when we're whenever
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we go to an elleg can eat, I am, Jack and Tristan all
agree we want to get our money'sworth. So if we're gonna come out
of there, I feel sick,We're going to come out of their feelings
sick because we want to get themost for our money. And that's exactly
what we did. Tristan had noproblem eating the fifty pieces or whatever it
was himself or fifty whatever by fiftypieces. I struggled to get a fifty
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pieces, but Jack, Jack andI both struggled. But I'm just gonna
say it again, I reached myfood limit for the first time in my
life. I'll just say that.I'm just going to say it again.
I did be Jack by two sousone and a half sushi. Yeah,
so I was a gready with that. Let me break it down real quick,
and I'm not trying to bring upold beef. Okay, we were
going before you, before you talkabout this, before you talk about this,
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it was did you find out whatwas called the meat meat spread?
It is called kryton or whatever.If the closest thing I can compare it
to is probably like pat like portpath is the best way to But if
anyone knows what pat is, youdon't know what pate is. It's like
a minced meat spread, fucking spicesonions, that kind of shit. Anyways,
sushi going to the beef eating beef, no eating no sushi sushi argument
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because sushi beef sounds like meat,like food beef, you know what I
mean the slap in sand it's beefbeef as in like arguing beef, but
like not really no okay, ifyou know what fucking Samanna, they had
a great beef cheriochy that we hadas well. Continue Anyways, we were
eating sushi, and anytime we werelike, oh, get this, put
down two, Tristan would put downthree, or put down four or put
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yeah. Like in when we're orderingin terms of like how many counts.
So say it was a four piece, we said, let's get two a
piece. Tristan would almost always putone more, which was to be like
then twelve piece. Right, Sothere was a lot of sushi incoming,
and we were like, you know, we'll paste ourselves. And because when
you're eating all you can eat sushi, pacing yourself is the name of the
game. You know. We don'twant to go in eat and then be
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like, oh my god, I'mso fucking full, leave and then be
hungry thirty minutes later. Now youwant to make that she count. So
we paste it and the sushi keptcoming and it didn't stop, and then
we were fucking full. And thenthe little this little little kid was serving
us as like a family run place. And this little kid was like giving
dropping off food and give top anda front water. It's pretty funny.
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So he comes by and he gothe we are dying at this point,
and he's like, drops off thelast, not the last on a plate
of sushi, and he's like,yeah, you have eight more rolls left.
And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, what the fuck,
No way, we have eight moreroles. You didn't say anything.
I was in the bathroom, Ithink, and then Tristan just looked at
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him and went, okay, allright, yep, something like that apparently
yep. And then the kids walkedaway just just acknowledge him. And then
Tristan and I literally just like elbowsup on the table, hands in hand,
and we're just kind of like restingour faces on our hands, just
sitting there, like how the fuckare if you don't know? You just
t if you don't finish all yourfood at all, I look at you
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at some place, not all places, but regardless even that that you don't
want to waste food, right,So no, like, yeah, exactly,
you're not gonna fucking order like eatorder twelve pieces and eat five of
them and be like, ah,all you can eat. I'm full.
I'm just gonna leave these and thenthey have to throw them out, like
no, it's just disrespectful. Youcanna eat you food. And it also
just got very competitive towards the endas well. Anyways, very the second
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last plate he came out was likea single role, so it was like
eight pieces of fried California roll,so very heavy, very heavy. So
we're sitting there, we're struggling toeat that, and then they bring out
the last plate and it's like afucking monster plate. What was it?
I think it was eight eight?I think it was eight eight eight with
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the last plate or which one?Which plate? Like the actual last one?
Yeah, it was twelve, twelveand twelve, that's what it was.
There's thirty six roles in the lastplate they gave out to us,
and we're sitting there like weed somethinglike that, and at this point,
I'm fucking fine, so I justlike go, I look at the slices
and I just or the pieces andI just ate like five in rapid fire.
So we basically need to eat abouttwelve each. Anyways, Tristan had
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to problem getting them down, andGuyana and I very slowly chugged along until
we got to the point where therewas like four pieces left and we were
fucking dying, right, And itmight be a little TMI, but it
got very competitive and I was like, I'm not fucking losing. So I
ate to the point where I actuallyvomited, like I ate so much.
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Yeah, bro, when I wentto the bathroom, I thought, you
went to the bathroom, you justspat it out. No, I was
going to spit it out, andI'm like, no, I can swallow
it. And then I swallowed itand it went halfway down my throat and
then twice the amount that I swallowedcame back up. Oh so this goes
into the viewers to decide who isthe bitch here, because although I could
not finish all my sushi, Iate to my absolute fucking limit. I
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literally could not stomach anymore if Itried. But you motherfucker, but the
cow the two more rolls left thanyou. So it turned on the smart
money move because we were we wereanticipating a heavy night of drinking, so
simply I did not want to getfucked over. And okay, so you
continue, but I'll bring my argumentto the table in the second you can
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sit finish it. He just soldhim. Oh, you didn't even finish
all. He just came best.He just said he stopped early because he
wanted to drink more, so heleft room. Yeah, to the point
where I literally could not eat anymore. I am not a bitch. You
are the bitch for leaving and havingspace in your stomach. Still, that
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is my take. But who hadan easier night of drinking? Who could
put down more drinks. Neither ofus. Yeah, okay the volume wise
me no, not bro. We'rewith beer tens and you were like,
you're like my stomach so much andyou're on like your second drink and I
was on my fourth drink post bedpost and the cores were fucking hitting.
Dude, six tall boys. Okayat that point you digested it, Yeah,
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exactly, So who drank who?I will say, Okay, okay,
fine, maybe after beer tens.I'm thinking total in the night probably
equal after beer tens. Yes,you did, because you had a lot
more core tall boys. Core istallboys. Sorry girls light, but the
but I had three or four drinks. Dude. When your dad said,
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oh he bought girls late, Ifucking died. So funny, just those
snarky comments. It's so good anyways. But yeah, what was gonna say
after that was, you know,just I wanted to just drink properly and
better, and that's I wanted toenjoy my night. I didn't want to
be able. I want to puke. I did gag a few times.
I will say, so. Ithink I was at the limit, but
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I probably could have had that onelast piece. But I looked at Tristan
and this is this is the thingthat Tristani says. Right, we're drinking,
you know, and it's like alwaysmildly competition in regards to who can
finish their drink first, and sohe'll always just say to me like like
I'll say, oh, you know'dbe great right now some food, and
he goes, you know, reallybe great? Even better. I'm like,
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well, he's like if you finishyour drink and then like he say
something like that, or he wouldsay like, oh, I got like
I wonder who's the last person tohave their drink left, or I wonder
who's who has their drink left,and then looks over at me and I'm
like, fuck you man, that'slike where that's really where the competition comes
down. I'm like, ah,son of motherfucking ah. And then just
yeah. The thing to do iswhen you're drinking with someone, it's like
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when someone's clearly had like they're donedrinking, but they still have a drink
in their hand, you just likecasually talk to them in the mid conversation,
you cheers them and start drinking,and they just have to drink.
They have to take another sip andthey automatically just put the cup to their
lips. The best person to dothis too is my brother Noah fucking because
he hits his limit quickly, buthe could clearly drink a lot more.
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He just slows down. So Ijust walk up to him, I'll talk
to him and fucking cheers him ashard as I can and start drinking.
And he just instinctially puts his cupto his mouth and starts downing, but
then a fucking face of regret immediatelyoverwhelmed. And that's one of those.
And then five minutes lady walk backup to him, dang, slam this
cup and then start going It's ohmy god, damn fucking awesome. Yeah.
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That was then the second night sushibeer Tents and festival. We didn't
have any food that night because wehad so much sushi, and then went
to uh a house little party kindof thing after afterhand, like a hangout.
Here's the I would go to thathouse party. I would consider that
more a town get together in someone'sbackyard bar patio. Yeah, because there
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was a lot of people that eventhe hostess was like I don't know who
you are, but like welcome,yep, okay, The best way to
describe it is, I imagine someonegot a shd, multiplied it by three,
and then put up a little likeperforming area and a full bar in
it with like the whole bar decoration, the fucking the neon sign weird at
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random, assorted hats and cups,fucking hanging in beer signs, the whole
fucking nine cabin esque thing. That'sthe best way to put it. And
it was a fire master again.I met I got that fire going.
I met some of the weirdest motherfuckers I've ever met in my life there.
But weird. Here's the thing is, like I've actually, in the
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past like month or so, I'veactually, uh said, called people weird,
and people take it as an insult. But being called weird, in
my opinion, is a fucking complimentbecause if you're just like a normal fucking
bot, like you're not, likeyou're not, there's nothing interesting, there's
nothing crazy. If you're fucking weirdo, I love that shit. So I
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met some fucking weirdos. We're funnyas fuck, and oh my god,
that was Saturday night was fucking gold. I wanted to get like blackout raging
on Friday night. That was notthe case. I wanted to do it
on Saturday night. That was notthe case. But I let me tell
you one thing. I was wastelessfuck Saturday night. And the mixture of
everything that was going on was justperfect, especially the walk back at the
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end. That was great. Itwas it. It's it's always great at
the walk back anywhere because you justgot a teleport, or you make some
fun, you make some really goomemories exactly exactly like Tristan's food. That
was. That was the first nightactually. But I'm looking around him like,
if he turns counterclockwise, he's gonnapiss on me. If he turns
(30:12):
clockwise, he won't pee on anybodyand we'll be fine. So he starts
turning counterclockwise, and in my head, I'm like, oh fuck, I
got it out of the way.So I'm about to get out of the
way. And then he bumps intothe and then swings right, and in
swinging right, takes one too manysteps and then just fucking crosses his stream
(30:33):
right over Tristan's leg, and thenhe stopped peeing on Tristan. It does
a brief moment, but his streamwas landing perfectly on top of a metal
steak in the ground and it washitting right on the top of it,
so it was just splattering everywhere andit's all over his fucking shoe. And
I'm sitting there laughing my fucking assoff as Tristan has no idea what's going
on, and he looks down.He's like, oh fuck man, He's
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like really, I'm sorry, man, so funny. Oh my god.
The video as well of us atall. You can't sushi where I'm just
like, never backed down, neverwhat and you have your face full and
you're like mumbling, just trying toget words out. You're like, nevergive
whoa post that? One? Actuallypost that. Yeah. It was a
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fucking awesome week awesome weekend, fantasticweekend. Yeah, and then we came
home, but punkin Fast out often, I would give it a eight
point five at ten. I giveit a clean eight point five at a
ten as well. Yeah, amazing. It was fucking good. It was.
It was just as I expected anda little bit actually a little bit
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better than I expected. It wasway more than I was expected. I'm
not gonna lie. I didn't knowwhat to expect, honestly, because also
I've been I've been hyped about itall summer. That's why I don't know.
But's onto the next uh, ontothe next events, onto the next
weekend, onto the next array ofmemories that we create. I saw a
post and it was like, itwas like, what was it one drunken
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night? No one one day asa hangover, but a night out drinking
could be a core memory or likecould be memories lasted forever. So I
was like, oh, that's kindof sweet. I mean, that's that's
exactly fucking hit dude. But hey, no hangover, so fuck it.
Liquid Ivy to the fucking rescue,Liquid Ivy to the moon and back and
again. You don't have to drinkto have fun. But you know,
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people have their sorts, people havetheir their poisons, and we just happen
to enjoy uh some alcohol while we'rehaving fun and chatting and hanging out with
friends. You know what? Knowwhat the lesson we learned from from all
this drink responsibly. Yeah, wealways say that, and we just never
We're never good examples. No,never, are prove us wrong, folks,
(32:57):
friends out there, please prove uswrong. But it is getting a
little later into the episode. Ididn't realize how fucking long it's been,
so even thirty six minutes, soholy fuck, I didn't even realize that
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Oh my god. I'm not gonnalie though. I kept thinking about that
poutine from the first night we werereally drunk. Don't get me wrong that
she was fun banging though, andthat shit was f it was really fucking
good. I let's look through mycamera at the gym team sets and uh,
there's just a picture of their menuand it was regular poutine was twelve
dollars. The one we got withbacon, cheese, bacon, cheese,
bacon, and a few one otherthing. It was fourteen dollars. Was
(00:20):
like, that was so fucking good, dude. Yeah, I mean it
was a little too expensive for whatit was. It was good though that
I would not I would not ifI was not, I would not shell
fourteen for that. I'll tell youthat much right now. Yeah, but
it was a nice little end ofthe night. I didn't need that.
A beautiful greasy cap. That wasthe toughest fucking hot dog I've ever eaten
in my life. I didn't thinkhot dogs could come that hard hot dog?
(00:41):
Which one the fucking you know thething we ate the hot dog?
Where did we get a hot dog? Ah? I did forget we had
a hot dog before that. Holyshit, I know I was. I
was out of the whole weekend.I was slashed. The first night that
was the most most strong I gotwas the first night. And it's always
usually that's the case if it's likea weekend long thing. I don't know
why it's the first night that Ijust get absolutely plastered. I usually that's
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usually what I try and aim for. But the second night is where I've
dude, that second night was anex You're slash last night. The second
night was an experience from beginning toend. The amount drank and the people
we engaged with and the ship thatI just witnessed firsthand was shocking to me.
Fucking amazing though, so interstellar pumpkinFest for you. Yes, yes,
(01:26):
that's frond of the interest. Wecan keep talking about this and not
have to find Yeah, all right, Welcome everyone back to another episode of
Dumb and Delicious, the podcast hostedby Guytano, Pterritory and Jack Hamilton.
My name is Gaetano, my nameis Jack, and I'm going by the
full name now because I don't know, like I know, guys, it's
(01:47):
been part of it, but man, recently, I've just been like whenever
I introduced myself I want to introducemyself now is Gaetano. I don't want
to introduce myself as a guy.Not that I hate being called guy,
I don't, but I feel likeit sounds more professional, it sounds more
mature. And see, I amproud of my name in my heritage.
It's just you know, sometimes peoplecan't say it properly. So I'll give
him an option. I'll be like, i'll be nice to meet you.
(02:07):
My name is Gaetano. I alsogo by a guy if it's easier,
and they'll still probably call me guy, but at least they know my full
name is Gaetano. Right. Youknow what? I fuck with that hard.
I fuck with that heart. It'slike whenever we're out, we're getting
re time on my hair, keepsgetting my ear, oh oh whatever,
and we're fucking for example this pastweekend and we're like fucking pack and went
(02:28):
on. Uh. Sometimes it's justfor the fun of it. I introduced
myself as John for no reason whatsoever. And then I'll tell people. So
people come up to me and say, oh, hey Jack or Jack this,
and the people are looking at melike Jack, and I'm like,
oh yeah, it's like Jack Johnsaying, although I never go by John,
it's not abody ever, it is. It actually is because my great
grandfather, Uh, his name isJohn, but he went by Jack.
(02:53):
Huh. It's interesting. It's athing. It's a thing. I'm not
tweaking. Okay, I'm gonna throwa hat on because my hair is pissing
me on, dude, I gottaget a hair cut, like I hate
having that. You have to cutyour hair every like three not even like
every like month basically, otherwise itjust gets out of control. At least
for me, my shit grows.Oh oh, this is the one.
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This is a good fitting one that'sgonna keep the hair nice and tied back.
I feel like every time you wearthat hat, I see you wearing
like a big ass chain and you'reusually shirtless. Like that's like your flex
hat. I don't know why thismore fitting. For those that can't see,
Jack's unzipped his three quarters zip puttyor top and is popping his chain.
(03:35):
It is, Honestly, the zipgoes down so far it might as
well be a three quarter zip.But this one, the thing is i'd
say more two third. I knowthere's like a fitted wave right now,
and I can't. I can't dofitts because I got too much skin on
my forehead, so it folds.Do you see that? Do you like
see it? Like folding a littlebit underneath there? I just just doesn't
hurt for me. Like that's whylike I hate, I don't like everyone's
(03:58):
like, hey you snap backs,But that's why I wear a lot fucking
snappacts is because they don't make myforehead get all fucking like. This is
a new one I got. It'sone of my new favorites. Does that
one say billionaireor something? Billionaire?Boys Club? Yep, yep, you
know what. I'm nice taking thatone off. One switch a little,
changing mags, changing mags. Butsomething about the snap bag exposes the forehead
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skin, and I don't know howI feel about that. Look look at
it? Look at it now?Do you see that? It's okay?
I think I got a bigger foreheadthan you wrinkling up there? Brother?
Are you from the door world?Because damn it was like I got a
map going on up there. That'snot good, especially when I get excited,
because I use my end the mapand the map. I use my
eyebrows a lot whenever I get hypedup, you know what I mean?
And like I said, that's skinon my forehead likes folding. So enough
(04:41):
of that, though, I wantto I want to fucking dive into this
weekend, dude, because holy shit, let's dive into it straight away.
Also, I'm gonna probably if wehave time, depending on later, I
might talk about Michigan, so reallyquickly as a heads up, Tristan myself
went to Michigan. We drove likesix hours to go see our buddy Daniel
in uh in Michigan, and itwas a great fucking weekend. I can
post some videos about that. Ican sup post some videos about this weekend.
(05:03):
However, we are going to prioritizepumpkin Fest weekend specifically because it just
happened. It is fresh, andwe literally finished off like our experience with
it today at like three or fouro'clock I think, or some shitlock four
yeah, four thirty, so threeyeah, three three, three thirty.
But yeah, no, it was. It was great. But okay,
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Friday picture it. It is likeI don't know, like two thirty and
I'm running late. Long story short, what happens for that is we're supposed
leave it two thirty the hometown.I what happened? I fucking tried to
leave on time, I couldn't findOh yeah, that was a bullshit thing.
So I my Almo asked me tochange the water drug because we have
(05:44):
filtered water drugs whatever enemy for ourhouse. Uh, And I went into
the garage to grab it, andI grabbed it by the neck and the
bottle just slipped out of my hand, not slipped, Actually, well it's
slipped because the ap on it wasn'tfirmly secured, so it slipped, hit
the ground, smashed everywhere. There'seighteen liters of water all over the floor
of my garage. So igin apanic, I like take everything away,
(06:05):
like push as much as I canof the water outside, and then I
used some like extra napkins that wehad from like an event a few weeks
ago to just like drite off therest of the little patches of you know,
parts of where I couldn't really getaround. So that happened, and
then I couldn't find my keys forlike ten minutes. Anyways, long story
short, we didn't end up leavingafter that frenzy of mine until about three
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three point thirty, like PM.But regardless we got there, Tristan says
the most magical words I've ever heardas a starving child after a long day,
and that was, we have pizza. We have pizza coming or at
five o'clock and we're like, dude, that's gonna be like four or five
minutes after we get there. Let'sgo so muxsim za and then uh yeah,
(06:49):
And then what happened after that?We started We started boozing I think
correct red wine, which was fantastic, full boto, smooth as fucked full
body. Yeah, I'm I'm notbig one guy, so I just cracked
open the went. I dove inwith the Corse light this weekend, and
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I actually a few Corse lights,many a course light this weekend. I
get made fun of. You knowwhat, this is my first time buying
Coors light. Every time I drinkCorse light, someone hands me. Yet
I never buy my own for somereason. And I didn't know what else
to drink this weekend. I waslike, you know what, bucket ice,
(07:30):
cold courses the way to go.But Coors brother made fun of me.
Dad made fun of me. Weget to Tristan's I pull out the
course Who makes fun of me andnot necessarily made fun of me. But
there were comments made by Tristan's fatherand Tristan himself about drinking coorse. But
you know what, Tristan can't sayship because he fucking he was sipping on
those Saturday night and I know hewas enjoying this, so he was he
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was fucking enjoying them. Okay,so he can't say ship. But my
dad, my brother and his father, when it's ice cold, it's it's
a decent beer. It can beany almost any beer, ice calded,
ice ice cold. Like when yousaid the mountains are calling, say the
blue mountains are calling the mountains,huh, and then you just like cracked
open a course and it's like it'sthe can and like, I don't know,
it goes blue when it's really cold. The mountains turned blue as the
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can gets colder. Yeah, it'spretty fucking you know what. And that's
great because I know so many guyswho are so obsessed with that fact that
they just that's why they drink coursso they can say the mountains when they
crack open the can. So buthey, you know what, I funk
with the blue mountains calling exactly themountains call, so we drink. We're
drinking. Maddy was there. Itwas I funk, It's not funk,
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the funkst part of Michigan Squad.Uh. It was Ben, Tristan,
Maddie, Jack and myself are Jackand I and we were bringing we were
playing ride the bus. We werejust sipping, et cetera. I think
I rode the bus at one pointfor a whole deck in almost a half
no, no a deck, andthen if you guys give me mercy.
Yeah, But then Tristan was like, jokes on you, we're gonna keep
(09:03):
going. And then I did almostanother half a deck until I finally got
it. And you kept telling mecall spades, call spades, call spades,
and every time I called spades,it was hearts. And then Tristan's
like, it's always hard. Sothen the next one I'd be like,
okay, hearts and it was spades. And it was just a back and
forth and it was brutal, absolutelybrutal, but it's okay. I climbed
out of that hole eventually, andthen we grabbed her stuff and then we
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headed to the beer tents at thefestival. What basically happens is you get
a go to this main tent,you purchase a token for seven dollars,
and then you can use this tokenat any of the beer tents for a
pint of Would it be consider apint? It probably wasn't a pint,
No, no, no, no, it was more probably like a half
pint, your half pint of whateveryou so choose. Yeah, I don't
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know, Yeah, like three fiftyfive, I'd say, it's like,
probably the cups are looking at butbro, they were not skimming. They
failed every cup to the point whereit was overflowing. So yeah, she
had like there was no head.It was strictly just beer all the way
to the fact or to the pointwhere everybody was spilling their drinks because the
cups were so fucking full. AndI was spilling a lot of my own
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drinks on myself that night, thefirst night and the second night, and
then unfortunately though, I also spilleda lot interested and I would keep bumping
into them and like unintentionally because again, if they're filled to the rim,
like what are you gonna do?Right? If you fucking snoozed, you're
spelling it, you sneaks, you'respilling it. Yeah, it was it
was. You couldn't dance really,it was just more of a standing there
drink and then once it's like ahalf maybe a quarterfall, then you could
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start like moving a little bit moredance and walking around once you had it,
Once you had a beverage in yourhand, it was strictly stationary yep,
for at least I don't know,ten minutes, fifteen minutes. I
don't know how long people take todrink beers. But yeah, it was
a wild first night. There werefireworks for like, I swear the fireworks
were gore consistently going off for liketwenty to thirty minutes. It was awesome
(10:54):
as hell. I got like aminute a half video probably it was fucking
crazy. There was some really nicefireworks. I'm not gonna lie. I
like they were some of the bestfires I've seen, because the ones that
we have here in the hometown bylike the lake and everything like that,
for like Canadaate, et cetera,they're not as good. I don't know,
They're just a they don't last aslong and be they're not as spectacular.
This one had a lot of variety. This one had colors. This
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one had like different patterns in thesky and it was so long, like
the fireworks show was so long itfel just went on forever. Yeah.
Yeah. And then while that washappening, we were we were consuming a
hot dog, and then after that, I think we looked at each other,
Jack and I because Tristen went togo hang out with his buddies and
Maddie and Ben, etcetera. ButJack and I were like, Okay,
(11:39):
we're really hungry some food. Butafter the one hot dog, we looked
at each other and went, you'restill hungry. Jack's like, yeah,
I'm still I could eat. Andthen we went to proceeded to then go
get an entire poutine each that wasso good. I don't know if it's
because we were hammered, but itwas very well, very delicious to you
though, because you got I gotthe pootie and I was eating it and
(12:00):
then you were like seasoning salt andthen you just fucking covered it and whatever.
Amazing. So the seasoning salt definitelyhelped as well, and that helped.
Sorry, it enhanced experience. Itwas pine. It was a very
good poutine, but yeah, that'swhat happened. And hit the fucking hot
tub, which was a terrible ideabecause we were getting we were going fucking
(12:22):
nuclear hot in the hot tub,and uh, typically when you drink you
want to try and stay as hydratedas possible. And what's one of the
fastest ways to dehydrate yourself a hottub. So we were we were roasting
and there. That was funny ashell. You were like in and out
of consciousness in the hot tub,which is hilarious. Just to manage to
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spill two beers and two whole fuckingbeers in the hot tub. He spilled
one. I think he spelt likejust a little bit old under half of
one in the hot tub, andthen he spelt like at least half of
one, if not just over halfone outside of the hot tub. And
we're likest, right they both feltin the laptop. Yeah, because remember
he pulled, well, that's hotup water and then had to dump both
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all of them out. Yeah,that sucks on. Yeah, it was.
It was a damn it, Tristan. But also we were all trash,
So I think I would probably thetrash the most because yeah, I
almost windows XP just shut down inthe tub, and I did. I
did fall asleep in the tub.You did fall asleep in the hot tub.
Yep, that was brutal drinking,and you're pretending to bob it,
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and Tristan and I are like,yep, yep, get it out,
bluddy, you're gonna feel so goodafter yep. Keep her going like no,
I'm joking out. They like talkfor five minutes and like turns around
and leans over the hot I'm like, okay, now he's puking, and
then like he just stops moving,goes silent, no sounds. And Tristan
are looking at each other. Welook at him, look at each other,
look at him. We wait likeprobably two minutes because we can't tell
(13:52):
if you're dying or if you're out. And I'm like, ye, did
you fall asleep? Did the guyfall asleep? Tristan's like I think he
did, so go over. Wepope you no response. We give you
like a slight shove, no response, and you start sliding towards the hot
dub and we're like okay, andthen we just shook the shit out of
you. And then you got upand you're like, I'll sleep. Oh
(14:15):
my god, something happened after thehot dug. Oh my god. The
kitchen, the water, the liquid, ivy the water so before we even
so, I bought liquid Ivy forthe weekend with the intention of potentially,
uh creating a borg, which lookingback, probably was not a good idea
because there was just so much boozevia beer tents and other things that we
bought. However, I bought liquidivy and we were like, hey,
(14:39):
let's just use some of it.So your apparent's supposed to drink it before
you start drinking for the night,or drinking whenever if it's during the day,
et cetera. But we didn't,and so we thought we should still
drink it before going to bed,and so we opened a package each,
poured it inside, et cetera.And then I mean, I personally didn't
have a single hangover this weekend.I'm not sponsored to say this, we're
not sponsored, but damn it fuckingworked. It really really works. I
(15:03):
also think it's not intended for drinking. It's intended for like sports or like
rapid for sports, for traveling thingslike that. Yeah, but it also
conveniently gives you like three hundred ofyour fucking daily electrolytes. You're looking at
the nutrition hydra water three twenty.Yeah, it's ridiculous. So we twelve
(15:26):
like two hundred and ninety two percentalmost three hundred percent of your B twelve
for the day in that one packet. That's hilarious, I know, But
that shit has a bunch of differentagain not sponsored, but fuck me,
that ship saved my life because youknow what, it's a sad thing to
say, and it's a sad realityto accept. But uh, we're getting
(15:46):
old. The older you get,the worser your hangovers get. And yeah,
I like to think I drink alot of water, but with how
much alcohol we drink, we don'tdrink enough water to sustain how much alcohol
we drink. So hangovers are prettycommon occurrence, and mine are pretty lethal.
Like I'm usually my worst hangovers,I'm down and OUE for two days
(16:08):
damn. Yeah. Yeah, andmy hangovers, I've never had a hangover
that passes until I fall asleep thenext day. Like I'll wake up now
and I'll feel like shit until Ifall asleep again and then wake up the
next day. Yeah. Typically,like my stomach in my head will just
hurt the entire day and it's fuckingAnd that's why I don't like drinking a
lot of the times because my hangoversget so bad. It's like I will
(16:30):
drink several gallons of water throughout theday just to have like six beers,
be slightly tipsy and be like Okay, well, yeah, I'm gonna stop
drinking. Then I'll be hung overtomorrow, I'll fall asleep, I'll wake
up the next day and I'll feellike shit for a full twenty four hours.
Although I drank a ton of waterand didn't even drink that much alcohol.
I don't know what it is.I just get fucking My handovers are
brutal. Anyways, though that liquidivy. We're fucking sitting in the kitchen
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monkeying around like I don't even rememberwhat yeah, yeah, I don't know,
dancing around being shitheads. You know. I feel like everyone can relate
to this after like a night outor after like a day of doing whatever,
and it's like just like it's likeit's like demon hours, you know
what I mean. It's like twoo'clock in the morning, four o'clock in
the morning, and it's just it'sthe night crew and you guys are fucking
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half asleep, hallucinating, half inthe bag. Still every on recovery mode.
And you're just trying to fucking dowhatever you can, just save your
time before you fall asleep. Yougo a little primal for an hour.
That was fucking I don't know.Those, that's what I look forward to
the most, even like when wehosted my house on weekends. It's like,
you know, most people will likedissipate at like you know, one
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o'clock, two o'clock, but it'sa motherfucker to hang around until three am
and you're like half in the bagand you're just like barely there. You
guys are just doing whatever, makingfood, drinking water and just laughing or
everything. That's just about anything.That's what I was gonna say. Literally,
the weirdest thing is that, becauseyou're so tired and like almost on
the border of hallucinating, everything isfunny. Someone could blow their nose and
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you start laughing for no reason,or someone could you know, like turn
the corner and like you have thislick fucking hands up t Rex moment whenever
you're like at like in that stageand you're just kind of like hmmm,
oh I don't lean your neck forward, your head forward, and you're like
you look like you're in yeah,like sleep mode. I'm a zombie,
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so funny, but uh yeah,that was. That was the first night.
The second day, we woke upand we had breakfast. Thank you.
Shout out to Tristan's parents, hisdad for prepping breakfast for us.
That was absolutely clutch. And yeahit's bacon. Sorry, the fruit plate
is what really fucking you know,put the put the cherry on top of
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that breakfast. Yeah, it wasactually really good. That was. That
was one of the best years.Probably, I don't know. I don't
know if I was because I wasdying, not dying, but it's because
I was, you know, aftera night of drinking, waking up just
put anything, He's gonna be great. That was tired. But that origin
is the best fucking orange of thatin my life. Straight up. We
had we had sausages, bacon,scrambled eggs at Mattie Mate, so I
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shout out to Maddie. We hadsome what else. We had some coffee,
We had some jam. Tristan hadsome like meat sauce, not meat
sauce. But was it like meatspread, meat spread piton or some of
that. Oh, oh okay,you know what, I'm gonna look it
up right now. Yeah, cutonor some something Gallarton Tank, I don't
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know. But anyways, while Jack'slooking that up, Yeah, we had
a great breakfast. Uh. Andthen after the breakfast we went to go
get Yammy Sushi and Yammy sush.Sorry, we went to get sushi a
place called JC Sushi in I thinkit was Simco uh and it was a
fan fuckantastic. The only problem isthat we Okay, so when we're whenever
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we go to an elleg can eat, I am, Jack and Tristan all
agree we want to get our money'sworth. So if we're gonna come out
of there, I feel sick,We're going to come out of their feelings
sick because we want to get themost for our money. And that's exactly
what we did. Tristan had noproblem eating the fifty pieces or whatever it
was himself or fifty whatever by fiftypieces. I struggled to get a fifty
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pieces, but Jack, Jack andI both struggled. But I'm just gonna
say it again, I reached myfood limit for the first time in my
life. I'll just say that.I'm just going to say it again.
I did be Jack by two sousone and a half sushi. Yeah,
so I was a gready with that. Let me break it down real quick,
and I'm not trying to bring upold beef. Okay, we were
going before you, before you talkabout this, before you talk about this,
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it was did you find out whatwas called the meat meat spread?
It is called kryton or whatever.If the closest thing I can compare it
to is probably like pat like portpath is the best way to But if
anyone knows what pat is, youdon't know what pate is. It's like
a minced meat spread, fucking spicesonions, that kind of shit. Anyways,
sushi going to the beef eating beef, no eating no sushi sushi argument
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because sushi beef sounds like meat,like food beef, you know what I
mean the slap in sand it's beefbeef as in like arguing beef, but
like not really no okay, ifyou know what fucking Samanna, they had
a great beef cheriochy that we hadas well. Continue Anyways, we were
eating sushi, and anytime we werelike, oh, get this, put
down two, Tristan would put downthree, or put down four or put
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yeah. Like in when we're orderingin terms of like how many counts.
So say it was a four piece, we said, let's get two a
piece. Tristan would almost always putone more, which was to be like
then twelve piece. Right, Sothere was a lot of sushi incoming,
and we were like, you know, we'll paste ourselves. And because when
you're eating all you can eat sushi, pacing yourself is the name of the
game. You know. We don'twant to go in eat and then be
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like, oh my god, I'mso fucking full, leave and then be
hungry thirty minutes later. Now youwant to make that she count. So
we paste it and the sushi keptcoming and it didn't stop, and then
we were fucking full. And thenthe little this little little kid was serving
us as like a family run place. And this little kid was like giving
dropping off food and give top anda front water. It's pretty funny.
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So he comes by and he gothe we are dying at this point,
and he's like, drops off thelast, not the last on a plate
of sushi, and he's like,yeah, you have eight more rolls left.
And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, what the fuck,
No way, we have eight moreroles. You didn't say anything.
I was in the bathroom, Ithink, and then Tristan just looked at
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him and went, okay, allright, yep, something like that apparently
yep. And then the kids walkedaway just just acknowledge him. And then
Tristan and I literally just like elbowsup on the table, hands in hand,
and we're just kind of like restingour faces on our hands, just
sitting there, like how the fuckare if you don't know? You just
t if you don't finish all yourfood at all, I look at you
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at some place, not all places, but regardless even that that you don't
want to waste food, right,So no, like, yeah, exactly,
you're not gonna fucking order like eatorder twelve pieces and eat five of
them and be like, ah,all you can eat. I'm full.
I'm just gonna leave these and thenthey have to throw them out, like
no, it's just disrespectful. Youcanna eat you food. And it also
just got very competitive towards the endas well. Anyways, very the second
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last plate he came out was likea single role, so it was like
eight pieces of fried California roll,so very heavy, very heavy. So
we're sitting there, we're struggling toeat that, and then they bring out
the last plate and it's like afucking monster plate. What was it?
I think it was eight eight?I think it was eight eight eight with
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the last plate or which one?Which plate? Like the actual last one?
Yeah, it was twelve, twelveand twelve, that's what it was.
There's thirty six roles in the lastplate they gave out to us,
and we're sitting there like weed somethinglike that, and at this point,
I'm fucking fine, so I justlike go, I look at the slices
and I just or the pieces andI just ate like five in rapid fire.
So we basically need to eat abouttwelve each. Anyways, Tristan had
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to problem getting them down, andGuyana and I very slowly chugged along until
we got to the point where therewas like four pieces left and we were
fucking dying, right, And itmight be a little TMI, but it
got very competitive and I was like, I'm not fucking losing. So I
ate to the point where I actuallyvomited, like I ate so much.
(24:21):
Yeah, bro, when I wentto the bathroom, I thought, you
went to the bathroom, you justspat it out. No, I was
going to spit it out, andI'm like, no, I can swallow
it. And then I swallowed itand it went halfway down my throat and
then twice the amount that I swallowedcame back up. Oh so this goes
into the viewers to decide who isthe bitch here, because although I could
not finish all my sushi, Iate to my absolute fucking limit. I
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literally could not stomach anymore if Itried. But you motherfucker, but the
cow the two more rolls left thanyou. So it turned on the smart
money move because we were we wereanticipating a heavy night of drinking, so
simply I did not want to getfucked over. And okay, so you
continue, but I'll bring my argumentto the table in the second you can
(25:06):
sit finish it. He just soldhim. Oh, you didn't even finish
all. He just came best.He just said he stopped early because he
wanted to drink more, so heleft room. Yeah, to the point
where I literally could not eat anymore. I am not a bitch. You
are the bitch for leaving and havingspace in your stomach. Still, that
(25:26):
is my take. But who hadan easier night of drinking? Who could
put down more drinks. Neither ofus. Yeah, okay the volume wise
me no, not bro. We'rewith beer tens and you were like,
you're like my stomach so much andyou're on like your second drink and I
was on my fourth drink post bedpost and the cores were fucking hitting.
Dude, six tall boys. Okayat that point you digested it, Yeah,
(25:48):
exactly, So who drank who?I will say, Okay, okay,
fine, maybe after beer tens.I'm thinking total in the night probably
equal after beer tens. Yes,you did, because you had a lot
more core tall boys. Core istallboys. Sorry girls light, but the
but I had three or four drinks. Dude. When your dad said,
(26:08):
oh he bought girls late, Ifucking died. So funny, just those
snarky comments. It's so good anyways. But yeah, what was gonna say
after that was, you know,just I wanted to just drink properly and
better, and that's I wanted toenjoy my night. I didn't want to
be able. I want to puke. I did gag a few times.
I will say, so. Ithink I was at the limit, but
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I probably could have had that onelast piece. But I looked at Tristan
and this is this is the thingthat Tristani says. Right, we're drinking,
you know, and it's like alwaysmildly competition in regards to who can
finish their drink first, and sohe'll always just say to me like like
I'll say, oh, you know'dbe great right now some food, and
he goes, you know, reallybe great? Even better. I'm like,
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well, he's like if you finishyour drink and then like he say
something like that, or he wouldsay like, oh, I got like
I wonder who's the last person tohave their drink left, or I wonder
who's who has their drink left,and then looks over at me and I'm
like, fuck you man, that'slike where that's really where the competition comes
down. I'm like, ah,son of motherfucking ah. And then just
yeah. The thing to do iswhen you're drinking with someone, it's like
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when someone's clearly had like they're donedrinking, but they still have a drink
in their hand, you just likecasually talk to them in the mid conversation,
you cheers them and start drinking,and they just have to drink.
They have to take another sip andthey automatically just put the cup to their
lips. The best person to dothis too is my brother Noah fucking because
he hits his limit quickly, buthe could clearly drink a lot more.
(27:33):
He just slows down. So Ijust walk up to him, I'll talk
to him and fucking cheers him ashard as I can and start drinking.
And he just instinctially puts his cupto his mouth and starts downing, but
then a fucking face of regret immediatelyoverwhelmed. And that's one of those.
And then five minutes lady walk backup to him, dang, slam this
cup and then start going It's ohmy god, damn fucking awesome. Yeah.
(27:59):
That was then the second night sushibeer Tents and festival. We didn't
have any food that night because wehad so much sushi, and then went
to uh a house little party kindof thing after afterhand, like a hangout.
Here's the I would go to thathouse party. I would consider that
more a town get together in someone'sbackyard bar patio. Yeah, because there
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was a lot of people that eventhe hostess was like I don't know who
you are, but like welcome,yep, okay, The best way to
describe it is, I imagine someonegot a shd, multiplied it by three,
and then put up a little likeperforming area and a full bar in
it with like the whole bar decoration, the fucking the neon sign weird at
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random, assorted hats and cups,fucking hanging in beer signs, the whole
fucking nine cabin esque thing. That'sthe best way to put it. And
it was a fire master again.I met I got that fire going.
I met some of the weirdest motherfuckers I've ever met in my life there.
But weird. Here's the thing is, like I've actually, in the
(29:04):
past like month or so, I'veactually, uh said, called people weird,
and people take it as an insult. But being called weird, in
my opinion, is a fucking complimentbecause if you're just like a normal fucking
bot, like you're not, likeyou're not, there's nothing interesting, there's
nothing crazy. If you're fucking weirdo, I love that shit. So I
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met some fucking weirdos. We're funnyas fuck, and oh my god,
that was Saturday night was fucking gold. I wanted to get like blackout raging
on Friday night. That was notthe case. I wanted to do it
on Saturday night. That was notthe case. But I let me tell
you one thing. I was wastelessfuck Saturday night. And the mixture of
everything that was going on was justperfect, especially the walk back at the
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end. That was great. Itwas it. It's it's always great at
the walk back anywhere because you justgot a teleport, or you make some
fun, you make some really goomemories exactly exactly like Tristan's food. That
was. That was the first nightactually. But I'm looking around him like,
if he turns counterclockwise, he's gonnapiss on me. If he turns
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clockwise, he won't pee on anybodyand we'll be fine. So he starts
turning counterclockwise, and in my head, I'm like, oh fuck, I
got it out of the way.So I'm about to get out of the
way. And then he bumps intothe and then swings right, and in
swinging right, takes one too manysteps and then just fucking crosses his stream
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right over Tristan's leg, and thenhe stopped peeing on Tristan. It does
a brief moment, but his streamwas landing perfectly on top of a metal
steak in the ground and it washitting right on the top of it,
so it was just splattering everywhere andit's all over his fucking shoe. And
I'm sitting there laughing my fucking assoff as Tristan has no idea what's going
on, and he looks down.He's like, oh fuck man, He's
(30:59):
like really, I'm sorry, man, so funny. Oh my god.
The video as well of us atall. You can't sushi where I'm just
like, never backed down, neverwhat and you have your face full and
you're like mumbling, just trying toget words out. You're like, nevergive
whoa post that? One? Actuallypost that. Yeah. It was a
(31:27):
fucking awesome week awesome weekend, fantasticweekend. Yeah, and then we came
home, but punkin Fast out often, I would give it a eight
point five at ten. I giveit a clean eight point five at a
ten as well. Yeah, amazing. It was fucking good. It was.
It was just as I expected anda little bit actually a little bit
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better than I expected. It wasway more than I was expected. I'm
not gonna lie. I didn't knowwhat to expect, honestly, because also
I've been I've been hyped about itall summer. That's why I don't know.
But's onto the next uh, ontothe next events, onto the next
weekend, onto the next array ofmemories that we create. I saw a
post and it was like, itwas like, what was it one drunken
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night? No one one day asa hangover, but a night out drinking
could be a core memory or likecould be memories lasted forever. So I
was like, oh, that's kindof sweet. I mean, that's that's
exactly fucking hit dude. But hey, no hangover, so fuck it.
Liquid Ivy to the fucking rescue,Liquid Ivy to the moon and back and
again. You don't have to drinkto have fun. But you know,
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people have their sorts, people havetheir their poisons, and we just happen
to enjoy uh some alcohol while we'rehaving fun and chatting and hanging out with
friends. You know what? Knowwhat the lesson we learned from from all
this drink responsibly. Yeah, wealways say that, and we just never
We're never good examples. No,never, are prove us wrong, folks,
(32:57):
friends out there, please prove uswrong. But it is getting a
little later into the episode. Ididn't realize how fucking long it's been,
so even thirty six minutes, soholy fuck, I didn't even realize that
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