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October 30, 2023 • 35 mins
In this episode, the boys talk about the discipline of acceptance towards compliments, Jack stresses about what he'll be for Halloween, and oh yeah, FUNK. Hope y'all enjoy a spooky time tomorrow!! Happy Halloween from the Dumb and Delicious Team!

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Duck fuck luck suck muck chuck cockcock Nice, Gona cock Nice. Welcome
everyone back to another episode of Dumband Delicious, the podcast hosted by Guy
Perritory, sorry, Guy Tano Perritoryand Jack Hambleton. My name is Guetano.

(00:24):
My name is Jack, Jack AttackJack. How you doing. I'm
I'm hype dude. I gotta socall me, uh call me a shut
in. But I haven't been tolike a party for or at involving people
with my school in like probably twoyears, because like I just like I

(00:45):
didn't really talk to me that manypeople like I had like a small,
not small circle. My small circlewas a collection of two people and most
are now graduate except Path. Soit's just been I've just been hanging out
with Path a lot, and I'vebeen hanging out with a lot of past
friends. Shout out Path, shoutout uh far Santa and fucking Jacob because
I was David too, because Iwas talking about the podcast of them yesterday

(01:07):
because they didn't know they're like thatall the podcast that is that is And
so we're we're going to a functiontonight. So I'm excited. It's been
a while and I don't know.I'd do it in the past like two
weeks and they're all like super fuckingcool. So I'm excited to go go
out and do something with them.It's gonna it's gonna be a ton of
fucking fun. So I've been scramblingtoday to that you should try to interview
them or not interview them, Butso you definitely interview them, but try

(01:29):
to get something on the run,do some other runs. That'd be fucking
funny. What one hundred percent?I will I one hundred percent. Well,
so yeah, I'm I'm super excited. Even even if you don't even
if you if you don't do audio, you don't use like an audio recorder,
you just like sat chat record themlike video wise, then we can
just translate it into audio like you'rejust only capture the audio and then thrown
to the podcast. That'd be prettyfunny. That would be pretty fucking up.

(01:49):
Yeah, Okay, I'll definitely hopon that. I know. I
know David will be an interesting one. Jacob would be a good one.
Uh far, Sana will be agood one. Honestly, they'll I'll be
pretty they'll be pretty good ones.I've been like fucking scrambling for what to
wear for my costume, and Idon't want to. I can see your
Your fucking bed is filled to thebrim with clothing. Yeah, my room
is. I haven't had time formyself for like two weeks. Bro,

(02:13):
I haven't had time to clean.My ship is fucking just going chaotic right
now. So that's a that's atomorrow Saturday afternoon. It's gonna be a
fucking you know what I mean,A full cleaning. Yeah, because I
said, yes, I've been scramblingand I don't know what to do for
my costume because I know fucking David, my buddy David, he's doing chef
and he's literally wearing like fucking tightshorts, tight short shorts and just an

(02:37):
apron and nothing else. But he'slike he's like he's dazed so he can
do it right. And I waslike, I wanted to do I want
to do Suka from JJK, butI don't want to walk like at least
David has an apron on. IfI do suking on, I'm just gonna
be shirtless, and I don't wantto be that guy, you know what
I mean? Yeah, So I'mnot gonna do that Also I was gonna
say, if only you had ared cape, you could have been what's

(02:58):
his name from from girl logging nowbecause you have the glasses and everything.
Yeah, yeah, I thought aboutit. I was like I should do
that, but like the red cape'sgonna be I need the right red cape.
I mean it's up to it's upto you. But like Loke,
but like you do have also thethe Akotski robe as well, you could
just pull that up, but Idon't know if you want to be a
weave at that divention at the event, and so like I also know there's

(03:20):
gonna be a million people robes,so it's like, uh, wasn't I
gonna say? So I'm thinking.I was like, I'm just gonna do
Vampire, but I'm gonna do itup. Like I'm not gonna go like
buy like the big coat and everything, but I'm gonna wear like a nice
dress shirt and like fucking some beatass pants, just put on a ton
of different like fucking plastic chains andship and then just like do like red
shit all around my mouth and neckand then just like do like fucking iyemoke

(03:43):
or something and then slick my hairback. What do if you have time,
go to go to Dolma. Theyhave like a fake blood you can
get and you can just like sticksof the spray and you just spray on
fake blood all over your neck withsome friends the spirit Halloween that picks them
up for like two dollars, Sookay, gotcha. Also, because I
was like, I was experiences gonnabe how expensive? But it wasn't for
the fake blood, so I waslike, I'll find also that I also

(04:04):
got like the little I'm not afucking dude makeup, So I got like
the little little little uh it's calledwhat's it called. It's like super scary
ghostly fucking something or other scary ghostmakeup kids. So I'm gonna experiment scary
ghost make up for twenty minutes andjust see how big of a fucking clown
I can make myself look like.But I gotta so that's like Mike cossume.

(04:29):
I could always just what was theother one. I had a really
good backup plan. Oh yeah,I was gonna go up and buy like
probably like ten feet of bandages andjust fucking wrap myself up like crazy and
then do uh oh god, dowhat face? Oh no, it's a
league. It's a lead character.I'm gonna do yelling from the legends,
but that's not really something I wantto do Nerd, not in public indries.

(04:54):
Yeah, I felt like a fuckingnerd dude, but yeah, nerd.
So I've been scrambled and I figureout my vampire got But I'm excited.
Though I'm excited. It's gonna befun. It's gonna be fun.
Like speaking, you mentioned clowns earlier, speaking at clowns. Last night,
I made a fucking clown on myself, So that's def from the beginning.
Uh, it was, I wentto an event. I got tickets for

(05:15):
this event that was at a barthat a bunch of my coworkers were going
to, and I was all hyperid, et cetera. And it wasn't until
about an hour and a half beforewe're about to leave. I'm at the
gym and I see the poster againon ain't my corker Amy's Story and it
says like oh also labels the verybottom Costume contest or costume Party. I

(05:39):
was like, oh shit, Idon't have a costume. So years and
years ago I made a YouTube videowith like scariest It's like omegal clown prank
video thinking anyways, and uh,and I still had this clown costume,
so I was like, fun,I'm gonna wear that. I texted my
buddy and everything with a supports makeup. I texted Paul was like, let's
uh, let's get the clown makeup, get techno in a way, this

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and that whatever, like fucking fuckthis shit up. And then I think
he kind of went, you're alittle bit too ambitious because we had a
lot of time, but you know, we're what we've both never really worked
with makeup, like fairy face paintand yeah, so instaid what we ended

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up happening was we all just stressedup. Like me and everyone that was
going. I was the only oneof those whoa be in a costume,
and so I was like, I'mnot doing that. So at DLRAMA,
I got some like uh, like, uh, what is it? I
don't know what it's called. There'sa name for it, but it's basically
like the the Dead people, likedead skeletons and stuff, but like Spanish

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or Mexican version, and they haveall like the flowers with it and everything.
I don't know, it's like thatkind of done up like that.
They had like tattoos that glowed inthe dark. He's dead sick, Day
of the Dead. Yeah, Dayof the Dead kind of regalia, and
I was like, oh fuck,I want to wear that. So I
put I put all this stuff on. I ended up, in my opinion,
looking kind of stupid. So Ionly did half a face of the
makeup, which might have been evenmore stupid. And I wore these like

(07:05):
silver shiny suspenders with my nice buttonup that I bought recently. It's like
a black almost looks like leather kindof material. It's shiny and everything.
I wore my black pants. Anyways, we get there and I've already preyed
quite a lot. And when weget there, we each have a shot.

(07:26):
We each have about a drink ortwo within the first twenty thirty minutes
of being there, and I getreally fucked up, Like I'm talking,
like everything was going so slow,and I looked my body dancing and he
was fucking up the dance floor.But I was just like, like Kyle.
First of all, side note,Kyle is one of my coworkers.
I think he's like thirty one,thirty two years old. This man,

(07:47):
you can fucking dance like not acare in the world. He was fucking
up the dance floor and I justkept staring, like, Kylee, where'd
this come from? Crazy? Iwas like why any and and I call
him Chad or like every time Isee my work, I'll like call him
Chad with like a name attached toit, or like a almost like a

(08:09):
nickname. It's all like the dayI was like, professor Chad, Chad,
Nator, doctor chattis uh Chatasaurus,things like that. Anyways, but
he's starting up lovesttery short Chad,Chad GPT. I gotta fucking use that
next time. That's a really goodone. But you know, uh,
going back to it, I gotreally drunk, to the point where I
left the party early because I wasjust like, I really need to not

(08:33):
be here right now. It's justtoo much for me. So I got
I got, I got newber andall the way from downtown to the to
the hometown, which costed and honestly, I thought it would be a lot
more because I reserved. I reserveda were in case and it was like
seventy two dollars and I was like, oh fuck, it's a lot.

(08:54):
But then but then I was likejust in case. I was like,
just I'm gonna, I'm gonna,I'm just gonna check. So I checked,
like on the spot, not withthe reservations on the spot, and
maybe because it was earlier in thenight or something, I don't know,
but I got I got a shareableride with somebody like the uber it's like
with a stranger or whatever. Idon't anyway to save money. It was
only thirty nine bucks and I waslike, you know what, that's a
huge fucking discount from what I wasoriginally gonna pay. But yeah, No.

(09:20):
I got home and like I justprimt prime primal instinct, got in
the house, struck my clothing andthe let in the lobby was just in
my underwear. I remember staring atmyself in the mirror, in this mirror
that we uh in this like mirrorthing that we have in the front foyer
that has like it holds jackets andstuff. It has a mirror in the

(09:43):
middle. I was just staring atmyself in my underwear for probably mid or
two. I then walked up thestairs, I grabbed my towel, and
I went to have a shower.I kind of the shower I made some
like instant ramen, and needless tosay, I woke up this morning forgetting
that I had ramen. There wasramen splotches like juice all over my pants.

(10:03):
Like I went downstairs and there theramen package is like there's a little
bit of the juice still left inthere, like the soup or the broth
what everyone call it, in thecontainer and the table the kitchen table has
like splotches of dried ramen. Therewas fucking dried ramen flakes of the base
or the broth on my fingers thismorning. I don't know. I don't
know what happened. I don't know, but the pants make is the fucking

(10:28):
cherry on top, because dude,it's splotchy, like you can smell gonna
have good fucking stink, good whiffof the of the ramen packet or the
ramen broth, whatever side of iton those pants. Yeah, I'm not
wearing that, obviously. I threwin the laundry, but holy fuck man,
like and I went to bed likethat, I spilled it all over
myself and then I so I waslike, I don't know what happened.

(10:50):
I checked my fucking snapchat this morning, there's a video of me mid eating
ramen, and on video, Iget myself just before I fall asleep,
just before I fall as actually yes, yes, and then I and then
I have another snap of me recording, being like, oh, I fucked
up, and it's me with theramen already spilt on the table and on

(11:13):
the floor, and then it's allmy pants. But I don't realize it's
all my pants as of videotaping,and I'm and I'm like and I'm like,
oh shit, this and that whatever. So I in the video throw
out the ram and everything. Iclean up a little bit, and then
I go to bed. I goto bed in my sheets with the ramen
packets like broth on my pants.So I have to change my sheets this

(11:35):
morning. Needless to say, I'mnot gonna lie. I was more entertained
and had a funnier like a lotmore laughs when like the process of getting
home and going to bed than Idid at the club because I was so
drunk. I got too drunk.I can't say I've ever experienced something similar
to that. That sounds like afucking impressive night. You know, it

(11:56):
was a wild dream. It wasa fucking wild or was it going with
that? No, just like that'swhat happened last night, and it was
just fucked. It was hilarious.It was a Thursday night I didn't have
or today. Yeah, speaking aclown on myself, I went from originally
doing a clown costume too. Thatwas also just a not even a ramp,
but a rabid flow of thoughts becausethe story just I got drunk and

(12:22):
then you know, everything kind oflike that went down. Yeah, she
kind of what just went down?Yeah? Know what I was thinking about
the other day, I was seeingabout like how memorable Halloween used to be
when we were kids, and Iwas like, oh, I remember going
out and fucking having such a goodtime trick and treating with all my friends.
Bro. And I was like Iwas thinking about, like, you

(12:43):
know, handing up candy this yearwith my parents, and uh, I
was like this, I wonder howmany kids are gonna come by? And
then like I was thinking about it, we had like twelve, only twelve
kids come by. Last year.We had like no people coming through it
all for Halloween. I don't knowif it's my neighborhood, that's a general
experienced thing that's happening, right,now No, I feel I feel as

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though, yeah, like I knowwe're not firsthand experiencing it like triggers treating
wise, but I I feel likeover the past few years, with everything,
like people are more inclined to stayat home with video games and consoles,
the internet, et cetera, thatkids just don't really care about going
on trick or treating anymore, orparents don't want to go trigger trading,
or or people are worried that you'llget sick or you might get hurt in

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a way, which is valid,you know, want to keep kids safe.
But I don't know. Yeah,it's it's been weird, and I
want to I kind of think,I mean, think about it. Sorry,
I'm kind of thinking also about handingout candy this year. But I
also worry that there's not gonna bea lot of kids that come. Whish
sucks. I mean, like Halloweenwas the shit and we're kids, and
like that's one of the things thatlike I kind of miss because even this

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year, I was like, holyshit, it's October and I was like,
oh, like what happens October?I low key forgot about Halloween.
Like I was like, holy shit. Now it's like the twenty twenty eight,
twenty seven. Today, it's like, oh my god, Halloween's in
four days. It just snuck upon in you wait, it's actually in
four days. Yeah. That's fucked, isn't it. Holy shit, it's
on Tuesday. Yeah, damn,dude, what the fuck. That's why

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this is. That's why this islike this. This weekend is the hallowekend.
When you all are hearing this,Halloween is tomorrow. Happy fucking Halloween,
everybody, Happy fucking Halloween. Everybody, Happy fucking Halloween from your uncle
Joe. That's actually really sad tothink about, though, But honestly,
at the end of the day,like what's so wrong? And having a
fuck kind of extra candy, becauselet me tell you one thing, I

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will not be complaining with leftovers.My mom actually stopped buying Halloween candy like
a week in the votes because whatevershe would, she'd have to buy Halloween
cande like three times because my dad, my brother and I would just fucking
tear you through all of it.So we haven't actually had any, which
I'm quite upset about because my latenight snacks are no longer any thing.

(14:56):
I'm also trying to watch that i'meating. Recently, I've been noticed I've
been getting a little pudgy. I'mnot too happy with. Yeah. Same.
I like the past week or two, I started to see a little
bit of pudge on my lower abdomencoming. I was like, what's on
I think I think it was amixture of bad dieting and also a lack
of sleep. Not even training wise, but the importance of recovery as well

(15:18):
when you're training and your dieting,et cetera. If you don't sleep enough,
what sleep well? If you don'thave enough hours in your like they
even if you haven't slept enough,recovery wise, your body's not going to
have time to process things, tometabolize things, et cetera. That's why
it's important to sleep, So importantto sleep. I have also that recently,
so I did it. I finallygot around to it. I hit

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legs yesterday. Oh God, Iwas that. I had legs two.
Yesterday's fun for the first time ina very very long time. My buddy
David I was at school and I'mlike, I'm not gonna I was like,
I'm not working that day. Igot too much work too. I
brought my workout stuff, and thenI get there and he's like, yeah,
you know the legs today and I'mlike, if I don't do them
today, I'm never going to dothem. So we went one day or

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day one. This is uh,this is day one. This officially start
day one. Yeah, hopefully,I hope I don't forget next year or
next week. I won next week, next year, next year. I
was gonna say, what's scarier thana leg day for a Halloween season?
Yeah, but David fucking put meto Shaane and that kid can squad.
Dude. He put up three ohfive. I think the bar was bending

(16:30):
three three fifteen, like three platesno, no, three O five?
No, he did three O fiveOkay, yeah, the bar was fucking
bending. Dude. He went underneathit and the bar was like like fucking
like bending over his back and I'mlike he's like, yeah, can you
spot me? And I'm like yeahand he and then so we get and
he does it. Sorry. Shefirst went for his old pr like two

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ninety five, and then he waslike that felt too good, so he
went up to three oh five.Is it you spot me? And like
yeah, He's like if I yelledbail run and I'm like, okay.
So he goes down and he fuckinggets a halfway up and he stops and
I'm like, uh oh, andthen he actually gets it up and I
was like, holy fuck. Sohe put me through the ringer yesterday doing

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legs, and I was like,honestly, I'm not a good idea because
I'm not gonna be able to walktoday. I can walk today, which
is the bad part, because I'mnot gonna be able to walk tomorrow.
Tomorrow. Last ship's already fopped rightnow and I don't even know how.
Just just just wait until when you'rewhen you're partying somebody and you're gonna be
jumping up and down and everything likethat, and your calves are hurt like
a motherfucker. Because that's what happenedwith me yesterday. I would hit calves

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or hit I had legs, andthen I immediately went I like went to
pre ing and everything. And bythe time I was dancing at the at
the bar of the club, thingsare rough. They were not only on
fire, but they just hurt alot. Like I could feel the pulse
of my heartbeat in my calves.Oh ah, that's not good. It
was like a ah, you know, yeah, I've never had feeling like

(18:00):
that ever. Like I usually don'ttypically get sore, but I am fucking
I had a class on the fourthfloor of a building today and I always
make a point to never take theelevator because I, fuck it, I
feel like a bitch taking. Ifeel like a bitch taking now unless I'm
going up to the top of thesea and dower, I'm not taking a
fucking elevator. Not happening. Ahyeah. And then I saw the four
flights of stairs and I was like, yeah, I think the day is

(18:22):
the day. So I just wentover to the other It was just the
elevator that tried digging the stairs down, that went down one floor on the
stairs and almost fucking fell, andI'm like, I'm not doing this.
I cannot be doing this today,even when down was the brutal that's that's
tough. Yeah, And my hamstringshurt the most today. Hamstrings hurt the
most. I don't know, yousaid we did a oh yeah, what's
leg curls? These ones so legcurls, that's uh. The lay extensions

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are quads like curls or ham stringswhere you're lying down or when you're We
did a hamstring focused day yesterday.That's what it was really like. Only
ham strings mostly, no, no, no, we little a little bit
of everything, but mostly ham strings. Yeah, oh shit. And I
uh he got me to do rdlswith the bar bell. I love adios
with the barbell. Yeah, somepeople, some people will do it differently.

(19:07):
I actually really enjoy it with thebar bell because it's less thinking about
having to keep the things straight line. You literally grab it because it's a
barbell. It just automatically stays.You know what I mean, you're worried.
You only have to think about focusingon is the plane in which it
falls vertical and exactly. Yeah,stuff like that. And he was like,
I was like, what are youdoing? I was, oh my
god, Yeah, I was fuckingtried squatting a plate and that was I
was dying. Bro. I waslike, yeah, I used to He's

(19:30):
gonna hear this and no, Iwas fucking lying. But I told him
I think my all time highest wasI think my all time highest was played
twenty five. I think for one. I fl lidded for like one or
two raps because I was like,yeah, I can do it. And
I was like he also told meso I used to whenever you squat,
I used to keep the bar upon my traps and like, my fucking
left shoulder. I'll tell you myleft shoulder woul light up. And he
told me to do the the lowgrip were the low sitting it low,

(19:53):
like on your rear delts, andyou put it when you sit on your
on your back, yeah, andyour rear belts. And that completely got
rid of my shoulder and I waslike, what the fuck? So that
actually helped a lot, but hewas like, he was like that better
be your warm up. When Ithrew the thirty fives on and I was
like, uh yeah, and Istruggled to get ted wraps. So the
next one, I was like,skah, I'll throw a plane, I'll
throw a playing on and he's likemore depth, more depth, and I'm

(20:15):
going down and I'm like, allright, that's from Don's what I kept
saying. I'm gonna die. Butdude, this guy was going all the
way. I have never seen someone, yeah, ass actually touch the ground
on this squatic. This guy fuckingdoes. He goes all the way down.
All I was like, what thedepth's tro Yeah. I felt like
I felt like an asshole hitting legswith them. I'm not gonna lie,
but it was good because he wasfucking he was pushing me pretty pretty well.

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So yeah, how old the story. David's huge moore all of the
story. David is the fucking goatdude. Uh yeah, I don't know.
He's like he was in like thelike in the Korean military, So
I'm always asking him about that,and it's always I don't know, dude,
it's like him, you know,uh, justin strength. Justin was
yes, that guy. Him andDavid are like very similar where it's like

(21:00):
once they start talking, dude,it's like there's like there's like only I
guess no, it can be likethis sometimes too, Like once they start
talking about certain things, you justget like so locked in on there on
the conversation. You just have away of speaking, you know what I
mean. That just like encapsulates yourentire attention. So whatever David starts fucking
going on about something, I'm justsitting there like uh huh uh huh.
I don't know. Is just aninteresting ass fucking dude. But yeah,

(21:22):
he put me through. He putme through the Korean like military training.
Ringer I'm capping. That's not actuallyit, but it felt like it because
I felt like I was going todie after so, oh my gosh,
well I gotta love it, gottalove, gotta love and respect a workout
partner training partner as Arnold Say's andhe was like, yeah, I sit
back today, dude, and I'mlike, I don't. I want to
so badly, but I don't havetime. I just have no fucking time

(21:45):
anymore. And then at school isfucking me and the annualist man ah,
and I'm putting in so much andI've still yet to see any like good
payoff from it, and it's justso bro. But it's whatever. That's
like me or I know, mymodules and stuff. It's like, I'm
not gonna say I haven't seen payoffbecause I'm learning a lot, but it's
just like the courses are taking alot longer than I expected, and they

(22:08):
estimate for so something that says it'slike an eight hour eight hours in total
module is more like a ten oreleven because I'm taking a lot of notes
as well. Oh yeah, soso I'm in And also they want like
they recommend you be done by acertain time period, so my time period
for this first course is by Octoberthirty. First, there's no way in

(22:30):
hell I'm getting that done unless Ijust didn't work for the next few days.
And I also just trapped myself inmy room and like made myself do
the work. And you know what, I might have to do that for
at least to the next day ortwo because I don't work today or tomorrow
because I booked off time for asets or for a gig and acting gig,
but they had to reschedule unfortunately becausethey they couldn't lock down the location.

(22:55):
So now I just don't work onthe weekend, which is great but
also sucks because for income wise.So I'm rather gonna try to pick Yeah,
I'm gonna try to pick up ashift, and if I can't pickup
a shift, obvious gonna lock andload and just it's gonna be my excuse
to really fucking grind because I havethree more modules three. I'm like forty
two percent complete course one, soI can really I can like literally taste

(23:18):
already that like the finish of it. It's just gonna take a long fucking
time. But yeah, I'm moningabout Polaris and tarranet right now, and
tearna is PLARIS is the Provincial Provinceof Ontario land Registration and Information System.
It's where they basically register that's amouthful of work. Yeah, they basically
where they register all the the ownerof the property owners and properties and things

(23:41):
like that and how you know,there's different types of lands and like,
uh, basically right, a massivefucking platform. What properties owned are owned
by who? What properties are byresidential, commercial, individual whatever the fuck?
Or the ones that still own arestill uh owned by the crown.
The crown is like the government basicallyanyways, Yeah, take a long time,

(24:06):
but Jesus Christ, it sounds likea fucking damn yeah. But again
it's and again it's interesting. I'mlearning a lot, so I'm very excited
and honestly like I am enjoying it. It's just a matter of it's just
taking a long time. But hey, that's an investment, right, Honestly,
you're investment in the future. Mywork drive inspiration. I'm not gonna
lie whenever it's like I'm like,ah, fuck, I don't want to
do this in my head, it'slike, well, what guy, Tana,

(24:27):
you know what I mean? No, honestly, I'm not I'm not
even saying that just like just ajust a gasp you up another that I'm
just being. I'm being totally honest. You're like you and uh, I
mean you for the fucking for gymin school. They're just watching you hustle
away and sit It's like, brow, I need to work drive like that
because I know you're you're constantly fuckingon top of your ship, always working

(24:48):
away, and so I'm sitting hereon my ass, barely fucking getting by
and now wanting to do it Annie. So yeah, I appreciate that.
I appreciate the compliment, and Ireceived the compliment. I saw a video
online of a guy talking a lifecoach that basically talked about compliments and how
we receive them. Sometimes when wewhen we it gives us a compliment,
we initially kind of like humble ourselvestoo much and go like oh no,

(25:11):
like I'm not like that or notwhatever, and we almost do physical gestures
of swiping or throwing away. Ohit looks like this like metaphor or like
like physical version of a compliment.And so what he was teaching this class
or this in this video was basicallywhen you receive a compliment, stop trying
to humble yourself. Is a complimentbecause it's it's some one acknowledging how important

(25:33):
and special you are. So he'slike gonna say, you should say thank
you for the compliment. I acceptit and I appreciate it. And then
you put your hand on your chestto be like, thank you. I'm
bringing that compliment that you just gaveme right here to my heart. I
should just doing that because I knowexactly. Sorry. Some dude who's like,
we're second, it's a group ofguys, are you guys. We're
a bunch of friends, not mypersonal close friends, but friends of a

(25:56):
friend of mine at school. Wewere always all s she at a booth
and like this dude was like oh. He was like I'm introduced myself and
it was like, damn, you'reone handsome motherfucker jack, And I'm like,
I'm like, thank you, MANHLike no, I was, I
was like, I was like,ah, man, like thank you.
It's not really bad. I appreciateit. And I was like and I
was like, come on, Idon't know what you said is true because

(26:18):
I in my head and like Ididn't say it to him, but in
my head, I was like,ah, he just gasped me out,
Like there's like he said, wehave we have this in we have this
instinct to sometimes be dismissive of goodthings. And you don't want to be
dismissive of good things because those arewhat you want to do. You want
to have good things, You wantto have positivity exactly exactly. So some
gives you comment just fucking say thankyou and say I appreciate it, and

(26:40):
like take it in your heart.So get it, grab it and take
it in your in your heart,grab it and take your heart, especially
because sometimes because you don't always getcompliments right, and like, as long
as it's with good it is acomment with good intention, You fucking you'd
be grateful for that goddamn compliment becauseI hate to say it, and it
sounds really sad, but you might. You don't know the next time you
will get it complent exactly, SoI gotta I gotta hold on to There's

(27:00):
no there's nothing, there's nothing guaranteed. The future is not guaranteed. Now
we're getting depressed. That was fuckit, nothing matters. We're all gonna
die. We're all gonna die.There's only three things in life that you
can get being guaranteed. Taxes,bath, you, perty, and death.

(27:21):
I don't, honestly, if I'mgonna be totally honest, probably two
things, because for some people,puberty is not guaranteed. Oh that is
true. So hey man, anyway, going through it because my voice,
I was trying to sing a songon the way, I'm not gonna sell
You're trying to sing a song.I'm gonna sell myself on the podcast?
Yeah, yeah, I was,Okay, I'm going to. So I

(27:44):
go through phases of what kind ofmusic I listened to, and like,
I never like rap along to fuckinghip hop songs because hell ah, but
my my kryptonite is rock songs.I fucking love I love it. I
don't know. I was obsessed withAxl Rose when I was in high school,
the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, and I was like, I

(28:06):
could be like him. So Iused to just fucking sing every rock song
that came on. And I waslike, on the way home, I
was fucking jamming out to some rockbecause I'm back on a rock bender and
my voice cracked in the entire wayat home, and I'm like, yeah,
I can never do this, neverkaraoke night, never, none of
that, never again. So mysinging career is over. Is something God
that there ever was one to beginwith? Yeah, but I know you

(28:26):
got some firebars in you though,and you put a little bit put a
little bit of juice, a littlebit of liquor in you. You can
spit ad bother. You can fuckingspit here. You know what you said,
you said, thank you, youknow what. Take it, take
it, Thank you guys. Makesure make sure everyone you do that today.
Take it put to the heart.Anyways, Uh real, real quick.

(28:48):
We do have uh three question slashcomments uh for this for the episode,
so I want to make sure thatI want to make sure that we
get these in. Uh. Thefirst one is at John Fennick says,
boy, you are huge. Thatis my cousin, love you brother,
so thank you. This is thisis actually for a while ago I posted

(29:08):
sending questions and it was a pictureof that day that we did the back
of video and everything. But it'sa picture of my back just with a
lat spread and he's like, boy, you're huge, So thank you.
That's a compliment. Thank you.I take it. I appreciate it and
I bring it to my heart.And then we also have Joe v Jovi

(29:29):
doing things. That's Joseph from work. Shout out to Joseph. He says,
what scares you about adulthood? Responsibilities? Amen to that, responsibilities and
every and all responsibilities, growing up, taxes, education, schooling, buying
a house, having family, children, Yep, just about everything. But
the future scares fuck hoarting. Sotake it one day at a time.

(29:52):
Losing your youthful mentality, losing whatmakes you, losing the happiness, and
losing what makes you feel young.Because we're gonna be growing up physically,
it's fine, but as long aswe stay young in our minds and we
enjoy the little things, we're goingto get through it. But that also
means we're gonna have the bad daysand we're gonna get through it. It's

(30:12):
gonna be Uh, it's gonna behard, but at the end of the
rainbow, there's always a treasure tobe found. Exactly and finally, uh
Hunter Funk Underscore says, how isyour trip to Grand Rapids? Explain Funk
to the people. Uh So,I guess this is the question more for

(30:33):
me because uh, you weren't ableto come. But how was your trip
to Grand Rapids? It was fanfucking tastic. Tristan and I went to
Grand Rapids. I mentioned it previously. I think I did at least the
Michigan drat haremember if I talked aboutI talked about this is the Michigan trip.
Yeah, and uh, yes,briefly yes. And so first night
we got super drunk, went toa titty bar uh and which sorry,

(30:53):
a titty bar bake, so theycalled it It's It's I was a gentleman's
club, and uh, it waslot of fun. I kind of felt
a little uncomfortable. I'm not gonnalie, I don't know. I just
gentlemen clubs, gentlemen's clubs, They'renot for me. Honestly, I feel
so weird being in them. Icould never Yeah, I just feel comfortable
because I'm like, I'm like,get your money. I respect the hustle
to all the fabulous women. ButI'm also just like I just and don't

(31:17):
get me wrong, I love tolook at ladies, but I feel really
weird staring at girls. I feelreally weird, especially when with the majority
of people in those places are reallyold, greasy men. But yeah,
it was fucking great. I wentto We went to a place called the
Bob or something like that the secondnights, as well as another place called

(31:38):
Soho et cetera. A bunch ofmusic dancing awesome anyways, fucking incredible trip.
Though for a weekend I would sayten. It was probably like a
nine out of ten. It wasfucking awesome. The only thing that makes
it not a ten out of tenwas just me forgetting my mattress so I
had to sleep on like just andI'd rather sleep on the couch were the

(32:00):
reclining ou Climer chair thinking anyways,But yeah, fucking great. And explain
Funk to the people. Funk isa fresh, funky, uh, big
hearted man that has so much loveto give and uh and all the guys
in the house uh sometimes raymom andstuff or like crack jokes. They joke

(32:23):
with each other and they make funof each other. But I just see
Hunter as his first thing. Isee Funk as like a big gas teddy
bear that is a fucking good guyat absolute chad knows at a fucking party,
and is also one of the bestwingmen of all time. Shout out
to the like bro he was hefully got he fully like introduced me to

(32:45):
a girl the first night, andI was like, Funk, where did
this come from? Like bro wasrising up girls without even trying, but
then when it came to like sorryas a wingman, but then when it
came to him rising up girls himself, he was frozen, like a fucking
rocket part opticle. I was like, Funk, what's what's going on?
You've lost your mojoke for who's inlike a rocket popsicle? Funk, what

(33:06):
the fuck going on? Look arocket pobsacle? What the fuck's your mon
joke? Come on, Austin Powersloosening up. But yeah, no,
Funk is fucking great man. Ihonestly like, I'm not gonna pick favorites
from the house. Okay, I'mgonna pick favorites hunters, probably our Funk
is probably my favorite. I'm like, yeah, favorite, everyone is,
everyone is equal, of course,but Funk's fucking radical. I'm not gonna

(33:28):
lie, so thank you Funk forthat that question. But I think that's
it for everything. I hate whenpeople like my story but they don't send
a question. And I'm like,dude, come on, say some yeah,
like literally ask anything, But nowit's fine. But that is everything.

(33:51):
That's all the questions. Uh.Thank you so much everybody for listening
to this episode of Dumb and Delicious. If you aren't listening to us already
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(34:15):
for you, Any topics, questions, or anything you want to hear us
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(34:38):
the real brothers. The dogs.You know, the dog's not your
poat, not your feet, atyour toes, but the croc squad,
the croc Squad. I gotta fuckwith that. Sorry that that name,
the croc squad. Dick, youcroc squad. We'll talk to you family
lams later. Uh take it easy, peace and chow. Yeah, take

(34:59):
it easy. How in peace?M
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