November 6, 2023 • 41 mins
In this episode, the boys debrief their Halloweekend events. Guy buys tickets to attend his first-ever concert and Jack details the anatomy of the female Hyena. Hope y'all enjoy this dumb but delicious content!
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Impeccable, truly immaculate. I thinkit'd be funny if we start doing sound
checks as like we prepare like littlebars or a little like a few bars
or a few verses at the beginningof every single episode, and that's the
way we introduce it. Like it'slike, I know, we have an
introduction, but like sometimes I like, as a joke, if the sound
check is funny, I'll throw itin even before the intro. It's kind
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of like a you know, likethe the pre of the intro. And
I think it'd be funny if westart doing the bars and shit, like
with like music in the background beats, and then like like you know,
it still has a freestyle, butlike you write down you prepare it,
and you're like yeah, and youstart spitting bars just something completely troll.
Yeah, yeah, Like they're reallyfun, they're really fucking stupid. Like
the other day, Emily sent sentme this. I showed me this this
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album on Spotify called Dracula Flow byplum Corp Records, and it is some
of the most weird and vile lyrics. But but like I was dying of
laughter, Like there's one bar,what is it? He says, something
on the lines of like this thisfresh young oak trying to squeeze its coum
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or something like that. What isit? What? Yeah, it's kind
of fucking wild, ancient Himalayan techniqueof fucking the com out of a tree
with a giant fucking rock. Isit that video? No? No,
no, no, no, butI Instagram He goes, I'm high one.
He's like, I'm high on twelveJason Bourns looking to beat the coum
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out of a thick fresh oak.We're smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece
of ship. I'll fucking kill you. Call the pussy the matress because I'm
in this bitch and I can't getout. I'm in this bitch and I
can't get out. I fucking hatethat, dude. Oh, actually,
you know what happybe after In abit, we'll actually say more of these
ares. These are fucking funny,dude. Dude, like this one is
slowly faded into darkness and I letthe archangels take him. I didn't know
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what that means. I'm trying tofind the video of the ancient Himalayan technique.
Larious, dude, I fucking theone thing I've been loving is whenever
people are like, we in thisbitch. Oh my god, that's actually
funny in loving when people say that, I don't know why it gets me
so hyped up, Like in thisBitch, it's like, yeah, Guy,
the guy that began with names Mike, he's always like every time he
gets fucking hyped up, he justkeeps saying we in this bitch. And
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I don't know why it gets mefucking hyped up too. It's just funny.
I don't know. I want tofind the video so I don't sound
like a complete crackad talking about whileyou look for it all uh, I'll
rip the intro real quick, fuckingthe come out of a Tree. Welcome
everyone back to another episode of Someand Delicious, the podcast hosted by Guy
Tano Territory and Jack Hamilton. Myname is Guetano and my name it's Jack
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Hamilton. And Jack is currently lookingfor a video that he mentioned in the
I don't know what it's called,like the pre of the intro, the
the beginning of the episode, theprologue thing. It's called the prolog.
Prologue is like a film, thoughwould it not be like a prelude?
Is that not what it is prelude. I dude, I don't know.
I don't know. I can't speakEnglish. Quayludes, quayludes. Wolf of
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Wall Street, WoT I can't findthat's one. That's one movie. I
just I'll just randomly rewatch once.Ah, Like I actually rewatched it most
recently last week. I just likeout of the way. I was just
like, I'm just kind of bored. Fuck it, Wolf of Wall Street,
I've still never seen it. Okay, I'm gonna give him myself ten
more seconds to find this video,and if I can't find it, then
I'll just accept my fate as soundinglike a shithead. You could say no
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please, Okay, I'm gonna startwith one last YouTube search and if I
can't find it, then it's over. Let's see here. It is called
an enormous fun here. It isan ancient Himalaanian technique called slamming an enormous
fucking stone into a huge wooden shaftand fucking the come out of a thick
truck. Trease even is an expensivedelicacy as the black market's finest to jagular,
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the black markets finest jaculate. Iknow, I know you're talking about
I know exactly who that guy isa little context, and this guy his
name's B. S T c hld on on Instagram like beast child or
whatever. He basically just like takesa clip of something completely fucking random,
takes it out of context, andthen we'll just like just say the most
crude ship over top of it.But he says it with just so much
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confidence and like a complete straight face, and it's just the fucking funniest thing
ever. And he sounds like he'sit's like straight from the news, like
he's an anchor or something. Yeah, exactly exactly, And the ship on
his fucking Instagram is, Oh mygod, it makes me fucking how this
one. This one has nine pointone million Viewsles, listen to this one.
It's necessary head rests, butterfly doorson a Nissan and a TV instead
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of back seats. But it's importantto install a button button watch us.
The aftermarket cucomer gets shoved up yourpassengers at as you get shoved up your
passenger's ass and then just like that, I love that ship. I don't
know, Uh, Jack, howare you doing today? I'm good,
dude, Okay, I'm a I'mgonna drop some t m I, but
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I'm not gonna give details. Ihaven't had a movement in four days,
and today was the day of reckoning, so I feel really good right now.
I'm just gonna keep it at that. I'm just gonna keep as minimal
details as possible. Say you meanplugged up like a fucking sewitch. Bro,
here's the thing. I know,I'm a septic tank exactly. I
don't know what. I've talked aboutthis on the podcast, but I'm like
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just chronically constipated. Dude. Idon't know what it is. Something something
about meal is your diet maybe,And dude, I eat four meals a
day. I have a fruit smoothieevery day, so I get my daily
intake of all my fruits every day. Do you get in the fiber as
well? I don't even know whatfiber is in, but I eat everything.
I eat a ton of bread everyday. I eat fucking eat fruits.
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Fruits making fruits are supposed to makeit poop pretty sure. That's like
the whole point of fruit is toeat it so you poop out the seeds.
That's science, by the way,it's not me just like saying that.
That's that's why that's science. Whywell, and I told me that
one and any convention. Well,no, it's like it's like a fruit
tastes good because it's meant to beeaten. But why is it meant to
be eaten so that you can carryits seeds around and then drop it seeds
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out of your butt at some pointin the future. But birds are like
like birds shu, they gets stuckon your clothing. Like, it's like
birds. You're not supposed to eatthose because their method of like seed distribution
is them just sticking to you andthen fallen off somewhere. Oh really,
that's why they stick to you.It's supposed to stick animals. Yeah,
oh, signs an evolution. It'spretty crazy. It's pretty crazy to think
about. I've actually so I'm takingon a course right now called animal behavior,
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And I just recently figured out thatfemale hyenas actually have penises and it's
part of like an evolutionary thing.Yeah, but but it's not. It's
not actually a penis. It's afake penis to scare off males because if
they don't want to mate, theyjust whip their fake dick out and the
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dudes are like, oh shit,that's not a woman, and then they
just leave. Is it just likea Is it just like an enlarged elongated
nipple? Plug your ears, Plugyour ears kids at home if you don't
want to hear some gross shit.Basically, it's a massive glitteris okay?
Yeah? Yeah, huge one.And so how it works is that like
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one in the womb, like thefemale reproductive tissues get exposed to male sex
hormones, causing the glitterists to getenlarged like a penis interesting, and then
it just permanently stays like that.Pretty fucking weird, dude, I'm not
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gonna lie. Uh, science thoughfucking cool. I was thinking about that
all the time, like how inwhat process through evolution was like one hyena
born with this and being like,damn, this is gonna work for everybody,
and then that one hyaena just happenedto spread everywhere, Like I don't
know, that's shocking to me thatthat shit's so fucking cool. You think
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it's an evolution thing or it's aa mutant thing. Oh no, you
said evolution, because it's almost likea way of repelling evolution to male So
I don't know male counterparts. Idon't mean to I don't mean to go
full science style on you again,but like evolution is utations, Like something
happened at some point that made arandom change, and this random change was
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so beneficial that it gave an advantage, thus allowing this one individual with this
mutation to further spread its mutation,giving everything this advantage, you know what
I mean. So like we areno longer monkeys because we evolved at some
point a mutation with a bigger,smarter brain. And then we're like,
holy shit. So it'd be likeme wa Like it's like if I had
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a kid and then you had akid and my kid was like or you're
I'm not gonna say, Mike,your kid was way smarter than mine in
some aspect, and we're like,just like had the handsome gene and they
went out to an ocean of womenand all the women are like, oh
shit, guy Tan Gaytano gaytana'skid becausehe was just born with a natural advantage
although it was a one off mutation, and then all of his kids are
also going to have that. Andbecause my kid can't have any kids because
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he doesn't have what your kid has, my genetics will just cut off and
yours with the mutation will become thenew norm because it was beneficial. That's
what evolution is at the end ofthe day, and then applies to everything
plants, animals, insects, fungus, fucking bacteria. It's pretty cool.
Yeah, fun guy. So it'slike at one point Ye was born female,
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he was born with a dick,and it was like, fuck it,
this works, and fuck it thisworks anyway. Checking with you,
Guysannel, I'm sorry it was aten minute science fucking man explanation, right
is elongated clotoris yep? How aboutyou? What you've been up to?
I have been What have I beendoing recently? Onlygo working reality courses.
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Those are going good. I hada good amount of work done yesterday and
we do some more work today.I am going downtown tomorrow. I'm partying
a lot. Halloween was fantastic.I didn't wasn't. I didn't go out
on the hollow weekend just because Ihad work, and also I just I
was just so tired from the pastweek. I just stayed inside. Sometimes
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He's got and and and I andeverybody, all my friends were out doing
other things, and I was like, like, let's think of it,
like you know you, noah,everyone like they were. Everyone was doing
not just like you, guys likeyou, and then other groups of friends.
Everyone was going to see their othergroups of friends. So I was
just kind of there by myself,and I was like, you know what,
I'm not even to think of itas I'm not invited to do anything
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boohoo. It's just more of thisis just my opportunity to fucking sleep,
dude. The past weekend. Thispast weekend, I probably within three days
slept close to like thirty hours.It was fucking awesome. I'm not gonna
lie. It was pretty fucking nice. So on Tuesday, oh, it
was so nice. On Tuesday,it was Halloween, like the actual day
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of Halloween, and I was atwork and my friends were like, hey,
do you want to Like my coworkerswere saying. Paul was like,
do you want to go to ChurchTree with us? And I was like,
oh, fuck yeah, why not. I haven't been in Churchree in
a while. And then apparently onHalloween for Church Street in Toronto, they
shut down like a massive part ofthe street and they just have everyone walk
around and stuff like that, andI thought that was really fucking cool.
Bars were open uh, like clubswere open. There was a bunch of
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drag bars and things like that.There was also a bunch of stores and
shops that were open, and yeah, we we got to more or less
explore one like two shops, twopubs, and one like drag show bar
at the end, which I've actuallybeen to. It's it's called Grady,
so I've been there before. Iactually. Funny enough, there was one
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night where I was out downtown andI my buddy and I were looking for
a spot to have like one lastdrink before we go home, and it
was like one of the only openplaces nearby. So we went there and
we were the only ones in there. Regularly said no, no, no,
I have it. Almost a coolplace I ended I ended up actually
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so by the way, for context, I dressed up as a minion for
Halloween, very last minute costume.I didn't have anything in mind, but
I had a yellow shirt at Gogglesand I had these team Bunk goggles that
I've actually worn quite a lot overthe past few months. I don't know
why for other occasions, but andthen I wore my big blue overalls and
then throughout the night we were likeall all my friends and I were like,
let's trying to find grew. Let'stry to find a grew. We
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couldn't find one. I'm in line, I O gradies. Everyone else is
inside. I was holding back witha friend and one of my friends,
Megan, comes out and she goesand she goes, guy, there's a
grew inside. I'm like, no, you're pulling my legs. She's like
no, seriously, I'm like,oh gosh, I'm pulling my leg you
know, I don't know because Icould be a jokesterre. And then my
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other buddy Paul, texts me andwent and went like like a minute or
two later, guy, there's agrew here. I'm like, no fucking
way. So I go inside,right, I sit down. I sit
down. By this point, I'mtold I'm like the atmosphere so cool and
everything, but I'm just like,you know, I want to focus on
like getting to the table without everyoneelse. So I get to the table,
et cetera. And then my friendsgo look and like three of them
fucking swing out their right arm andpoint directly like three tables down and there's
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a fucking grew and a minion.And I started losing my fucking hit.
So I went over. I like, I started bowing to the fucking Grow
like while I'm on the on thefloor, and then I started dancing on
the floor in front of Grow andthen the other men gets up and also
starts dancing with me, and it'sjust like such a funny. Yeah,
there was a minion and a grouplike by themselves, and then I went
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to enjoying them and it was itwas I was so happy but also laughing
my ass up. One of myfriends, Kelly, recorded like a video
stippet of me dancing, so I'llpost that, uh to like show you
guys what happened. Yeah, itwas a fucking great hallowekend Halloween Halloween.
I hope everyone else enjoyed their Hallowweekend and was safe and everything. But
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yeah, I'm doing good. Thatwas my checking kind of And yeah,
I also, uh a fucking Ibought tickets for what's gonna be my first
ever concert, and I am sounbelievably excited and over the in the past
two three months, there's been oneartist in particular that I haven't I have
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fallen in love with Oh music wise, but also she is so incredibly attract
to no, it's it's ice spice. I'm kidding, it's gonna it's do
do oh. No. I don'tcare. They're falling soldier. I don't
give a fuck. Music's fantastic likemost of the time, and she is
such an attractive woman and fantastic likemost of them. Probably probably probably has
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made a contract with the devil,especially the music she's made. But yeah,
I dropped three hundred and like seventythree and eighty bones on on a
ticket, and you know, Iput out a notice past two weeks kind
of like asking. I put oneon Instagram one time, and then a
bass around all my friends and noone wanted to come. And I was
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like, you know what, it'sfine because like tickets were a lot cheaper
than that, but for for eachperson. But I want I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna goby myself because I really want to
do this, and I don't thinkif you if y'all want to do something
in particular, just fucking do it. Don't wait on anybody. Go by
yourself. Fucking enjoint and joint,you know what I mean. So if
you want to do something, don'twait on other people to allow you to
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do something you want to do exactly. Fuck it. Fuck it. So
I'm I and I've been like tomovies before, I've done other things by
myself before. But but going tomy first concert ever by myself, I'm
honestly very content with it because Ijust really want to go see Doge Cat.
That's gonna be a fucking six.So I ended up spending a lot
more money on a ticket getting anactual decent seat because I, you know,
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I want to I want to likehave a good seat. If I'm
way by myself, it's gonna beon my own time. I get to
pray if I want you on myown time. I get to go get
food on my own time. Idon't have to wait on anybody. Do
your shit, Queens and kings.But yeah, uh so I got Doge
Kataki tickets. I'm just fucking I'mso beyond excited. December eleventh, then
Toronto's Schocial Bank Arena. Funny enough, actually Ice Pice is performing, But
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I'll be honest, I don't notI don't really care as much for Ice
Spice. You're going to do anIce Spice and Doja Cat concert, not
nearly as much. I'm going tobe honest, it's Ice Spice, Doja
Cat, and Dog something like that. I don't know. She's had like
one big banger that only I onlyknow of what I want to assume that
that Ice Spice and this other girlDoshi is the openers and the Doja Cat
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is the main. Obviously do themain? You kidding me? You can
have a Doja Cat and Ice Spicein the same fucking stature. No way.
I don't know anything about either ofthem. But all I know is
all my homies have like some somelike over the top attraction to Doja Cat,
and I just can't dude rude,but it's just not I don't know.
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I don't like your music, andshe kind of just annoys me a
little bit. Fucking you know what, Lynch may burn me. I don't
care. I'm gonna say it.I'm a little bit of a that's it.
The lyrics are spank me, slapme, bite me, choke me.
But anyways, need to know,I'm gonna hands recording right now.
I'm gonna end this call and cancelthe recording when need to know comes on
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in that fucking auditorium, not thatvenue. I think I'm gonna meet God.
I think I'm just gonna win thatverse hits my ears ris clear live
in person, I'm gonna ken whatnow, I'm not gonna do that maybe
in the I don't know anyways,Yeah, I don't know, dude,
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I don't like my logic. Ilove I have so many artists that I
am just I absolutely love it,LEST do all the time. I would
never spend more than one hundred dollarson a ticket go to a concert like
fair enough it. I mean,I'm also I'm also like I wouldn't spend
I was not gonna spend at allas close as that. But also I
was like, you know, ifI want to by myself, I'm gonna
get a good tickets. If yougo by yourself, fucking enjoy it.
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I get that. But so Iwould never pay more than one hundred dollars
to go see Drake. I wouldnever pay more than one hundred dollars to
go see fucking like little Baby.Maybe I would pay. I would pay
a hundred more than hundred dollars togo see Flatbush note no question, I
fucking love Flatblush. But that's it. Oh, maybe Canine if he comes
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back, If He's like, Iknow he won't charge one hundred dollars,
but if he does, I'll fuckingspend it comes back I Suki. Obviously
that's really what we do is Suki. I listened to a Suki song o
the day and I was like,this is fucking crazy. The one is
the one I sent you angry lasersounds. Dude, Wait what was it
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called? I have to I haveto, like, I have to like
tell the people that what it wascalled that was really fucking good. It's
called change, It's called Heaven.It's called Heaven Heaven by Suki. Oh
my gosh, I like put thison my on my playlist for for so,
I have a playlist called Heartbreak orhard Style, and it's like my
absolute of all time top favorite heartstyle slash like go hard in the gym,
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like yeah, hard style drum andbassed techno music. And I put
that on so fast. It waslike, this is such a fucking banger
song. But oh dude, Iremember he literally just came out with that
like a week ago, and I'mlike, no, it picks me up
from a Halloween the Halloween party ona Friday night that was a fucking eventful
night pre too much was bad.Too much on the bus on the way
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downtown. The bus was like anhour long. I did not know that
and I did not go peep beforegetting on the bus. I was fucking
fighting. Wait, like the lastnight, like that thirty bus the go
bus on the way to downtown atlike ten nine or ten Oh, I
was fucking like I my b itwas a train or a bus bus.
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My bus was at my boss bus. I was at my at my buddy's
place in uh in, Mississauga,and it was like, we can take
the train, which is runs everythirty minutes, or we can take the
bus, which runs every fucking fiveminutes, and we can get there in
the same amount of time, soas well just take the bus. So
we just decided to take the bus. My bladder was fucking spassing, dude,
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Yeah, I was. That wasI was soffering. And then,
uh, where am I going withthis? Oh? We end up going
to the place, and then weended up leaving and on the way back,
we're gonna go another bar, andthen everyone started crashing at like twelve
thirty I think it was like twelvethirty one. Yeah, I was,
I mean I'm not going to gointo details, but I was dying and
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then we end up I end upback at my buddy Aiden's at like two
o'clock in the morning, I thinkthree o'clock in the morning. I don't
even know. And I'm like,I don't even know how I'm getting home,
so that No actually came and pickedme up, so picks me up.
Yeah, And I'm like sitting inthe No picks me up, and
I'm sitting in the truck and I'mfucking dying, dude. I am fighting
for sir Bible in the passenger seat, and I'm like you just like it's
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like you you'll feel like puking,but like you just feel like your head's
an explosion. No. No,Like I was like probably one speed,
like one pothole away from the actingand I'm sitting there, damn yeah.
And I'm like I'm in the pastseat just like you know, you see
the video of like that meal withlike DJ kaleds like sitting in his fucking
car and the woods blowing in hisface and his shirt flapping everywhere, and
he's just like laser focused on staringin front of him that I'm sitting there
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and I'm like fighting, fighting forsurvival, and then I have like maybe
five seconds of clarity, and inthose five seconds, I was like,
Suki released a new track. Igrabbed Noah's phone and I put it on.
It brought me back to life,dude, I swear, I swear
it has healing powers. Angry lasersounds, yeah, because like it came
on and then like okay, SoI don't know. I know a lot
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of people aren't a big fan oflike dam music, where there's like a
genre of it called drumm and basscomes from the UK. It's like the
all it fucking basically the only likeDia music lets do. Anyway, it's
one of my favorite artists is namedSuki, and typically it's like all drumk
bass songs have very similar bass lineand drum line, and it's like very
small differences to each song. Soit's like, you know, typical dump
and bass songs going, and thenlike it like like switches up like these
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weird fucking like lasery sounds, andlike right when those hit last, Tima
started fucking turning real bad again.So it was not yeah yeah, but
but after that song I felt good, So healing properties, healing properties.
Oh. I just also someone theother day and told me I had big
milkers. So I'm taking one andI'm walking with it. That's that's my
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thing. I now have milkers,apparently, so I'll think it. You
know how milkers. Congratulations, youhave unlocked milk. Your mommies, Thank
you, thank you, thank you. Man milkers coming from the man Milker's
man himself. Flexing your titties realquick there, this is the library.
And then one of my friend's friendswas like, can you do it?
Because I was like talking about solike we were, I don't know.
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One of them threw up biceps andI was like, I was explaining to
my friend. I was like,my right bicep like can bang out really
quickly? Can flight pop out?I flex really quickly. But my left
one I have to fucking squeeze sohard to get it to like flex.
You know what I mean, yourbicep. So my right one is like
you know, and my left one, if I put the same amount effort
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in flexing it, that's it.I have to squeeze. It was really
hard for it to get the Yeah, I don't know what it is he
has to do with you being righthand dominant. I'm left hand dominant.
That's the thing. Oh damn.Yeah. So it's like it's like,
oh, what the fuck? Right? I mean? Am extra that?
What? I should have known thatI'm left handed? Everyone makes fun of
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me for being left handed. Iliterally I can't go anywhere. I thought
you were right hand on it though. Oh no, I can't. I
can write with my right hand,but it's dog shit. Oh, get
in the grip trainer? Where's mine? I lost one? Did they give
you one? I have one?Or did you get your own? Oh?
I gave it to Noah. Ithink I give it to Noah.
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Where the fuck did I put one? I had one before. I can't
forgive it to one of my sisteror not. But like it was like
it was a better one than thisone. This is some funky wooking one.
But I have one that's like it'sjust simply this plus this, and
it has like bumps in it,that's all it is. I think maybe
you might have given me one.I don't know. I have a grip
trainer. I don't know where itcame from, so it might be yours.
Where am I going with this?Oh? Yeah? And she was
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like she's like, oh, canyou do the PEC thing? And I'm
sitting there and I'm like looking downat my chest and I'm like trying to
do it, and she she's like, you can't do that. You can't,
you can't. You can't make themgo bounce side to side. And
I'm like sitting there and I canfeel them moving, but I looked down,
I'm like I can't see them moving. And I was like, fuck,
Okay, I guess I'm still smallthen, yep, yep. Oh.
And I was also explained to mymom the concept of body dysmorphia because
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she was like she was like shejust started getting to the gym, and
I know, I'm not going togo into detail about how my what my
mom does in the gym because Idon't know. I don't know why the
fuck would I Why am I eventalking about? Anyways, my mom goes
to going to the gym for likealmost a year now and she's like,
I don't feel any progress. It'slike, Mom, everybody can see progress.
Everybody can, but it's everybody exceptfor you. Everyone except for you
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can see it. Yep. BecauseI was like spending my mom, I
was like I was going through Igot a snapchat memory of like way back
when I was a scrawny fuck dude. I mean still am, but like
I was going back when I waslooking at it and I was like,
oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you got you
got you got man milkers. Nowyou're good. I don't see them,
bro, I don't see them.I'm like, here, I'll show you.
I'll show you the picture that cameup. Where is it? Got
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got Google? I want some milk? Yeah, Bro, you look like
a fucking Minecraft skeleton. I looklike do you ever play Half Life?
I look like a stalker from HalfLife? Hold on? Is that what
they're called? Yeah, you're goon a stalker? I think they're called
something else. Yeah yeah, lookup Half Life stalker. That's what I
was built like, Bro, Iwas literally at home. If you aren't,
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if you're have a second, yeah, look up Half Life stalker.
And that's the picture of what Jacklooks like, exactly what I look like
about a year. Damn. Yeah. It's actually funny too. It's actually
funny because like the stalkers also havefairly they're very lean, obviously, and
they also have fairly prominent rib cages, and you also have a strong,
serious interior and rib prominent rib cagein that because you barely had a chest
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and now look at you. That'swhat you can compare that photo. Then
compare the photo of you in thekitchen and the fucking this thing like fucking
yeah, bro, I don't know. I mean, like everyone else can
see it apparently, but I can't. So I was spending my mom body
this morphia because she's like, oh, I can't wear these, Like,
Mom, yes you can, youjust can't tell that you can wear it
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because you can't see her. Butshe's like, I haven't noticed any game.
I haven't noticed any progress. AndI'm like, mom, you notice,
like I know, small things likeI'll notice, like I'll notice like
definition, but I don't notice size. And my mom's like she noticed her
definition. But like my mom spamslegs and she has a lot bigger likes
now and it's like you can't seeeverybody else she does. She can probably
squat more than me. Dude,my mom can squat. Yeah she can.
(26:34):
I'm not gonna say it, butshe can. She can. I'm
not gonna tell her that. I'mtelling her I can squat more. Than
henrybody. I can't keep that oneon the down low. You know,
I can't let her have the oneup on me. So that's why I,
honestly, I'm not gonna lie.It's partially why I started. I'm
about to expose myself. I haven'ttrained legs ever, not once. I've
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been working out for like a yearand a half probably, and uh that
time, you've worked out like onceor twice legs once with me, for
sure, twice with you, threetimes total. David's gonna here because I
was. I was capping when Itold David I was used to hit legs
a while ago. I David,I'm not going to tell you this to
your face, but if you're listeningto this right now, I lied.
(27:19):
I lied big time. I was. I was capping that entire workout.
I literally don't hit legs ever atall, never, So now I am,
And uh it sucks, But that'swhy I'm doing this because my mom
hits legs and I don't. AndI feel like shit that in its winter
and I can't be Like I waslooking at the mirror the other day and
(27:40):
I was like, Wow, mybody is so like unbelievably like disproportionate,
like my legs are fucking puny andI'm gonna shut the fuck up. But
me working out anyways, I don'thit legs. I'm gonna start because my
mom's been doing them and I feellike an asshole, so sleeping it at
that. Yeah, I just soldmy I literally just sold myself out for
like fucking ten minutes there. Iwas, Oh, hopefully no one hears
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this episode. Actually no, hopefullyA lot of people hear this episode,
and not only do they listen toit, but they also download the episode
because it's the best way to supportus. Cheeky little plug, cheeky little
plug. Way to support us.The best way is downloading the episode.
Cheeky little plug. Sorry, Iwas. I was really quickly just looking
at a uh cr A message becauseI was like, why'd I have a
(28:26):
CRA message? And I got myfucking GST paid back? So, oh
shit, that I got my fuckingis one of the that's one of the
best fucking feelings ever. I feellike I got it late though, because
I because I feel like people gotjust here some kind of refund like a
few months ago or a month ortwo goo, and I only got it
now, so let me see.Let me see my GST. Did mine
hit? It literally hit last nightat like liked one o three am.
(28:51):
I was like, oh fuck,yeah I did not. Oh shit,
dude. I hate how your creditcards doesn't tell you exactly how much you
owe. It gives you like afucking one week delay counter offer, you
know what I mean? So justdo that or that just me? You
mean like you mean like they don'tgive you your exact balance or what you
owe. They give you like thewhat's posted on your statement. Yeah I
don't like that. Yeah, wellthen that's why you have to mainly calculate.
(29:12):
That's why I do at least it'slike I said, if I want
to pay it, I know I'mnot gonna use it for the next day
or two, and it's like doingthe next day or two. Like for
example, a little bit of creditcard information or tip here for y'all some
financial advice. But I'm also notprofessional, so please don't take it seriously.
Is that I will have my creditcard due on the fifteenth of every
month for my visa, and Imake sure to pay it off by the
(29:34):
twelfth or thirteenth to give it afew days for business days or a weekend,
and then and then I swear tonot use that credit card for the
next two or three days. Okay, are if use a debit, use
cash or something else. So callme a fucking idiot, But how do
I check the due date for it? And I'm not saying like I have
been paying off my credit card.I literally I use it. I sit
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down, and I pay it offthe second I use it. Every time
there should be on you're on youraccount, it'll say like when your balance
is due on this statement. Youcan also look at your previous statement on
when it was due, like youshould have posted statements, and when you
open up your posted statements or yourlast statement on your credit card, it'll
say like payment due on blank,or it'll say like this is the final
(30:18):
day of the payment. I don'tknow why mine is the fifteenth of the
month, but it is the fifteenthof the month, so it's just mine's
the fourteenth. Yeah, but mylast statement was the twenty third. And
also I would recommend that you forthose out there to put in your calendar,
like a personal calendar, whether that'sphysical or electronically. Myself the two
or three day give it in advanceto put in every month on two or
(30:41):
three days before. So if it'sthe fourteenth, put it out down for
like the tenth or eleventh. Iknow that's more than two or three days,
that's four days. But put itfor the tenth or eleventh, and
then say pay Visa a payment dueor something like that, or MasterCard payment
due or whatever kind of card youhave. Because as long as you pay
a certain amount by the time,your credit score is not affected. I
believe, however, you do getcharge interest. And you know, I'm
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not trying to get charge interest.I'm just trying to pay off what I
owe and that's it. I'm goingthrough it. I'm like looking at it's
like Wishbone Brewing, j C Sushi, Waterford, and I'm looking at like
what the fuck? And I'm like, oh, wait a minute, Yeah,
that was fucking awesome. Care forsomething like that. Okay, we
have two questions. Let's quickly justanswer those, because it is we are
getting already thirty four minutes into theepisode. Let's see. Uh so,
(31:29):
uh, Mike Power says Mike Power. Mike Power twenty twenty one says,
does Lightning McQueen have car insurance orlife insurance and tips on bulking. I'm
going to give a tip on bulking, and I'll i'll say after, but
I would say that light Ming Queendefinitely has life insurance. What are your
thoughts, I'm gonna have to agreelighting Queen definitely has life insurance because you're
(31:52):
not allowed driving with a car insuranceand he's a car so like life insurance,
you know what I mean? Idon't know what would your tip?
What would your tip for? Doyou have any tips? Dude? I've
gained ten pounds in like three months, so I just eat everything all the
time. Also, I do beeating like shit too, but it's not
good if you Here's the thing.So I don't know. I don't know
(32:14):
fuck all about bulking what people willtell you. It is like meal prep
and all that. I live athome. My mom makes food, she
makes dinner, and I just eat. My mom will make she makes a
ton of food for dinner, likeshe always makes sure we have leftovers.
So say I eat spaghetti meatballs onMonday night, I eat spaghetti meatballs for
breakfast and lunch on Tuesday, andthen eat where my mom makes Tuesday night,
(32:36):
and then eat that for breakfast andlunch the next day and eat a
lot nice. But also you don'twant to eat bullshit because you eat a
lot of bullshit, you're gonna getacne. You're so like, it's like,
yeah, eat hella calories, butmake sure you're eating like good calories.
I'm no fucking nutritional legs. ButI'm also no bodybuilder, so I
wouldn't take everything this fact. Butwhat I do know is that eating like
(32:57):
shit will give you acne and notgive you any energy. Makes you eat
high calorie, clean food, that'sit nice. I would say that my
biggest tip would be liquefied calories.What I mean by that is specifically shakes,
protein shakes, mask aners, supplements, and also again liquefying in terms
(33:20):
of healthy, healthy esque things.When you're bulking, you can be more
lenient on the good and bad caloriestowards the more bad calories like sweets and
stuff. You should still have itin moderation, but you can have a
little bit more than you would onyour cut, a lot more actually than
you would on your cut and blender, you know, smoothies, protein shakes,
(33:43):
just something that makes helps you putit down easier and faster. More
efficiently if you want to really fuckit up in that ship soups of peanut
butter, fucking scoop and a Tellaoreos, a fucking downut. If you
have fuck it up, dude,it's a fucking it's your gonna drink it.
It's gonna go down, no problem. You're gonna feel like ass after,
you're gonna shoot your pants, butit'll be worth it, So I
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would also I would also say thatwhen it comes to uh like bulking and
stuff for shake smoothies, et cetera, if you use milk as a base
for any of those smoothies or shakes, upgrade from like, find out what
your milk percentage is right now,hopefully it's only you know, skim milk
one percent or so, and thenup into two percent or three point two
(34:30):
five percent homogenized milk. The morefat in the milk as well, that
will also be more calories, morefat, and it'll help you put on
that mass. That's if calories morea fat percentage, not like the eleven
percent milk that we've mentioned previously inthe podcast that wow, No, like
eleven percent fat fat milk. There'seleven percent milk. Yeah, bro,
(34:54):
I was gonna say. Also,one thing that heavily discouraged me from bulking
to was trying to count calories.So that's just me though, I fucking
I tried it and I was like, this is ridiculous. Fuck that.
So I stopped counting galleries and Ijust go based off of how I weigh.
I just weighed myself in the morning, naked on the weekend, and
(35:17):
well, no that way, becauseI'll just compare that to what I weighed
naked in the morning last Saturday,and I'll be like, Okay, well
I've gone up two pounds. It'sclearly whatever I did this week worked.
So that's what I do. That'swhat I and it's it's slowly coming along,
alrighty. And we also have thankyou for the question My Power twenty
twenty one. We also have aquestion from everybody. Tristan. Tristan Underscorelishka
(35:42):
says, what are what are theshittiest Halloween costumes you saw this year?
And what were the best? Oh? So shittiest I saw was mine a
because I fucking was like, youknow, I into a vampire and then
I ended up talking like Patrick Batemaninstead. So everyone's like, oh,
you shit, you're Patrick, youknow what. I was the vampire now,
so I ended up just doing that, which is pretty shitty. Coolest
(36:06):
one I saw, uh hmm.There were a lot of cool ones that
I saw. I'm not gonna lie. There were a lot of pretty dope
ones. My buddy David went aschef and he just wore short shorts in
an apron and a chef's hat.That's it, no shirt. That was
pretty beast. My buddy Luise andhis girlfriend of Laura, they did like
the snaps, you know what Imean. What was his name, Lucious,
(36:32):
Lucius Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, andhis wife was Laura. They fucking
they went. They went all roundHarry Potter and Harry Potter. Yeah,
Narcissa that's what her name is.Yeah, they went as those two.
So that was pretty cool. Theydid a they did a really good job.
And then what is another, Ohmy god, uh two of my
(36:53):
buddies in the exact same costume.My buddy Jacob from school, My buddy
Thomas, you know Thomas. Theyboth did in his name the guy from
the Bits, oh, Kevin James, Kevin James, and they did the
costume where he's wearing Georgia black Tshirt the KFC bucket on his head.
They both did that, so Ireally liked that one a lot. How
(37:14):
about you? It's good? Uhthe best. The worst one I ever
saw, I think with downtown wasby far the fucking like like the hood
men kind of Toronto hoodman, likeover the top kind of and it just,
I don't know, I'm sorry,seeing those kind of people fucking irritate
me, like, like it's notso not seeing them, but it's when
they talk and how they act andhow they're so disrespectful. It really,
(37:37):
uh, it really bites me inthe acid, ticks me off. The
best, I'm jesus, the best. The best one I saw was probably
a lady that dressed up on ChurchStreet and she had the keys full of
like candles and stuff on her,like this really nice dress and she's basically
dressed up as Carina, which wasit's like a character they have for like
(38:00):
Day of the Dead in Spain,and I don't know if it's Mexico or
Spain. It's a Spanish thing.I think it's more of a Mexican Mexican.
Yeah, But and she like shewas like the makeup on her face,
the dress, the fit, everything. I was like that took fucking
like a month to do or weeksfor sure, Like it was really well
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done, really fucking well done.So I was just like, Wow,
good stuff. And she was lookingpictures with everybody. It was pretty cool.
I also saw also is obviously,like I said earlier, saw it
grew and it wasn't the best,best, best costume, but it was
just grew. It was fucking awesome. And then also there was three girls
in the street that were also takingpictures with everybody. For whatever reason,
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I don't know, it's just allie. Everyone takes pictures with their costumes.
And the three girls were dressed upin the Totally Spies trio. If you
ever watched, if anyone was listeningnever watched the show called Totally Spies,
there was three girls. There wasClover, Sam and Alex. I believe
the name of the names were Blonde, and I remember them because blonde,
(39:05):
ginger, black hair. But yeah, the only reason I remember it was
because I'll be help be honest,I was I would watch it with my
sisters and everything, and even sometimeson my own time when I was a
kid, Like it was a fuckingawesome show, nice comedy, night Glasses.
I want to do this for mycostume so badly, so badly,
dude, but I can't walk aroundtypes off. I'm not that confident yet.
(39:29):
Next year though, next year Iprobably still won't be so. But
maybe we'll see why I do thismorphine. If we ever do any day
north one hundred percent automatically bang.I have to bang, all right,
let's end off this episode. Thankyou everyone so much for listening to this
(39:49):
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On that note, thank you somuch everyone for listening to this episode
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seven am of Dumb and Delicious.But y'all Pace
Impeccable, truly immaculate. I thinkit'd be funny if we start doing sound
checks as like we prepare like littlebars or a little like a few bars
or a few verses at the beginningof every single episode, and that's the
way we introduce it. Like it'slike, I know, we have an
introduction, but like sometimes I like, as a joke, if the sound
check is funny, I'll throw itin even before the intro. It's kind
(00:21):
of like a you know, likethe the pre of the intro. And
I think it'd be funny if westart doing the bars and shit, like
with like music in the background beats, and then like like you know,
it still has a freestyle, butlike you write down you prepare it,
and you're like yeah, and youstart spitting bars just something completely troll.
Yeah, yeah, Like they're reallyfun, they're really fucking stupid. Like
the other day, Emily sent sentme this. I showed me this this
(00:44):
album on Spotify called Dracula Flow byplum Corp Records, and it is some
of the most weird and vile lyrics. But but like I was dying of
laughter, Like there's one bar,what is it? He says, something
on the lines of like this thisfresh young oak trying to squeeze its coum
(01:06):
or something like that. What isit? What? Yeah, it's kind
of fucking wild, ancient Himalayan techniqueof fucking the com out of a tree
with a giant fucking rock. Isit that video? No? No,
no, no, no, butI Instagram He goes, I'm high one.
He's like, I'm high on twelveJason Bourns looking to beat the coum
(01:26):
out of a thick fresh oak.We're smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece
of ship. I'll fucking kill you. Call the pussy the matress because I'm
in this bitch and I can't getout. I'm in this bitch and I
can't get out. I fucking hatethat, dude. Oh, actually,
you know what happybe after In abit, we'll actually say more of these
ares. These are fucking funny,dude. Dude, like this one is
slowly faded into darkness and I letthe archangels take him. I didn't know
(01:49):
what that means. I'm trying tofind the video of the ancient Himalayan technique.
Larious, dude, I fucking theone thing I've been loving is whenever
people are like, we in thisbitch. Oh my god, that's actually
funny in loving when people say that, I don't know why it gets me
so hyped up, Like in thisBitch, it's like, yeah, Guy,
the guy that began with names Mike, he's always like every time he
gets fucking hyped up, he justkeeps saying we in this bitch. And
(02:10):
I don't know why it gets mefucking hyped up too. It's just funny.
I don't know. I want tofind the video so I don't sound
like a complete crackad talking about whileyou look for it all uh, I'll
rip the intro real quick, fuckingthe come out of a Tree. Welcome
everyone back to another episode of Someand Delicious, the podcast hosted by Guy
Tano Territory and Jack Hamilton. Myname is Guetano and my name it's Jack
(02:34):
Hamilton. And Jack is currently lookingfor a video that he mentioned in the
I don't know what it's called,like the pre of the intro, the
the beginning of the episode, theprologue thing. It's called the prolog.
Prologue is like a film, thoughwould it not be like a prelude?
Is that not what it is prelude. I dude, I don't know.
I don't know. I can't speakEnglish. Quayludes, quayludes. Wolf of
(02:57):
Wall Street, WoT I can't findthat's one. That's one movie. I
just I'll just randomly rewatch once.Ah, Like I actually rewatched it most
recently last week. I just likeout of the way. I was just
like, I'm just kind of bored. Fuck it, Wolf of Wall Street,
I've still never seen it. Okay, I'm gonna give him myself ten
more seconds to find this video,and if I can't find it, then
I'll just accept my fate as soundinglike a shithead. You could say no
(03:23):
please, Okay, I'm gonna startwith one last YouTube search and if I
can't find it, then it's over. Let's see here. It is called
an enormous fun here. It isan ancient Himalaanian technique called slamming an enormous
fucking stone into a huge wooden shaftand fucking the come out of a thick
truck. Trease even is an expensivedelicacy as the black market's finest to jagular,
(03:46):
the black markets finest jaculate. Iknow, I know you're talking about
I know exactly who that guy isa little context, and this guy his
name's B. S T c hld on on Instagram like beast child or
whatever. He basically just like takesa clip of something completely fucking random,
takes it out of context, andthen we'll just like just say the most
crude ship over top of it.But he says it with just so much
(04:08):
confidence and like a complete straight face, and it's just the fucking funniest thing
ever. And he sounds like he'sit's like straight from the news, like
he's an anchor or something. Yeah, exactly exactly, And the ship on
his fucking Instagram is, Oh mygod, it makes me fucking how this
one. This one has nine pointone million Viewsles, listen to this one.
It's necessary head rests, butterfly doorson a Nissan and a TV instead
(04:32):
of back seats. But it's importantto install a button button watch us.
The aftermarket cucomer gets shoved up yourpassengers at as you get shoved up your
passenger's ass and then just like that, I love that ship. I don't
know, Uh, Jack, howare you doing today? I'm good,
dude, Okay, I'm a I'mgonna drop some t m I, but
(04:56):
I'm not gonna give details. Ihaven't had a movement in four days,
and today was the day of reckoning, so I feel really good right now.
I'm just gonna keep it at that. I'm just gonna keep as minimal
details as possible. Say you meanplugged up like a fucking sewitch. Bro,
here's the thing. I know,I'm a septic tank exactly. I
don't know what. I've talked aboutthis on the podcast, but I'm like
(05:18):
just chronically constipated. Dude. Idon't know what it is. Something something
about meal is your diet maybe,And dude, I eat four meals a
day. I have a fruit smoothieevery day, so I get my daily
intake of all my fruits every day. Do you get in the fiber as
well? I don't even know whatfiber is in, but I eat everything.
I eat a ton of bread everyday. I eat fucking eat fruits.
(05:40):
Fruits making fruits are supposed to makeit poop pretty sure. That's like
the whole point of fruit is toeat it so you poop out the seeds.
That's science, by the way,it's not me just like saying that.
That's that's why that's science. Whywell, and I told me that
one and any convention. Well,no, it's like it's like a fruit
tastes good because it's meant to beeaten. But why is it meant to
be eaten so that you can carryits seeds around and then drop it seeds
(06:00):
out of your butt at some pointin the future. But birds are like
like birds shu, they gets stuckon your clothing. Like, it's like
birds. You're not supposed to eatthose because their method of like seed distribution
is them just sticking to you andthen fallen off somewhere. Oh really,
that's why they stick to you.It's supposed to stick animals. Yeah,
oh, signs an evolution. It'spretty crazy. It's pretty crazy to think
about. I've actually so I'm takingon a course right now called animal behavior,
(06:21):
And I just recently figured out thatfemale hyenas actually have penises and it's
part of like an evolutionary thing.Yeah, but but it's not. It's
not actually a penis. It's afake penis to scare off males because if
they don't want to mate, theyjust whip their fake dick out and the
(06:42):
dudes are like, oh shit,that's not a woman, and then they
just leave. Is it just likea Is it just like an enlarged elongated
nipple? Plug your ears, Plugyour ears kids at home if you don't
want to hear some gross shit.Basically, it's a massive glitteris okay?
Yeah? Yeah, huge one.And so how it works is that like
(07:04):
one in the womb, like thefemale reproductive tissues get exposed to male sex
hormones, causing the glitterists to getenlarged like a penis interesting, and then
it just permanently stays like that.Pretty fucking weird, dude, I'm not
(07:25):
gonna lie. Uh, science thoughfucking cool. I was thinking about that
all the time, like how inwhat process through evolution was like one hyena
born with this and being like,damn, this is gonna work for everybody,
and then that one hyaena just happenedto spread everywhere, Like I don't
know, that's shocking to me thatthat shit's so fucking cool. You think
(07:45):
it's an evolution thing or it's aa mutant thing. Oh no, you
said evolution, because it's almost likea way of repelling evolution to male So
I don't know male counterparts. Idon't mean to I don't mean to go
full science style on you again,but like evolution is utations, Like something
happened at some point that made arandom change, and this random change was
(08:05):
so beneficial that it gave an advantage, thus allowing this one individual with this
mutation to further spread its mutation,giving everything this advantage, you know what
I mean. So like we areno longer monkeys because we evolved at some
point a mutation with a bigger,smarter brain. And then we're like,
holy shit. So it'd be likeme wa Like it's like if I had
(08:28):
a kid and then you had akid and my kid was like or you're
I'm not gonna say, Mike,your kid was way smarter than mine in
some aspect, and we're like,just like had the handsome gene and they
went out to an ocean of womenand all the women are like, oh
shit, guy Tan Gaytano gaytana'skid becausehe was just born with a natural advantage
although it was a one off mutation, and then all of his kids are
also going to have that. Andbecause my kid can't have any kids because
(08:50):
he doesn't have what your kid has, my genetics will just cut off and
yours with the mutation will become thenew norm because it was beneficial. That's
what evolution is at the end ofthe day, and then applies to everything
plants, animals, insects, fungus, fucking bacteria. It's pretty cool.
Yeah, fun guy. So it'slike at one point Ye was born female,
(09:11):
he was born with a dick,and it was like, fuck it,
this works, and fuck it thisworks anyway. Checking with you,
Guysannel, I'm sorry it was aten minute science fucking man explanation, right
is elongated clotoris yep? How aboutyou? What you've been up to?
I have been What have I beendoing recently? Onlygo working reality courses.
(09:35):
Those are going good. I hada good amount of work done yesterday and
we do some more work today.I am going downtown tomorrow. I'm partying
a lot. Halloween was fantastic.I didn't wasn't. I didn't go out
on the hollow weekend just because Ihad work, and also I just I
was just so tired from the pastweek. I just stayed inside. Sometimes
(09:58):
He's got and and and I andeverybody, all my friends were out doing
other things, and I was like, like, let's think of it,
like you know you, noah,everyone like they were. Everyone was doing
not just like you, guys likeyou, and then other groups of friends.
Everyone was going to see their othergroups of friends. So I was
just kind of there by myself,and I was like, you know what,
I'm not even to think of itas I'm not invited to do anything
(10:18):
boohoo. It's just more of thisis just my opportunity to fucking sleep,
dude. The past weekend. Thispast weekend, I probably within three days
slept close to like thirty hours.It was fucking awesome. I'm not gonna
lie. It was pretty fucking nice. So on Tuesday, oh, it
was so nice. On Tuesday,it was Halloween, like the actual day
(10:39):
of Halloween, and I was atwork and my friends were like, hey,
do you want to Like my coworkerswere saying. Paul was like,
do you want to go to ChurchTree with us? And I was like,
oh, fuck yeah, why not. I haven't been in Churchree in
a while. And then apparently onHalloween for Church Street in Toronto, they
shut down like a massive part ofthe street and they just have everyone walk
around and stuff like that, andI thought that was really fucking cool.
Bars were open uh, like clubswere open. There was a bunch of
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drag bars and things like that.There was also a bunch of stores and
shops that were open, and yeah, we we got to more or less
explore one like two shops, twopubs, and one like drag show bar
at the end, which I've actuallybeen to. It's it's called Grady,
so I've been there before. Iactually. Funny enough, there was one
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night where I was out downtown andI my buddy and I were looking for
a spot to have like one lastdrink before we go home, and it
was like one of the only openplaces nearby. So we went there and
we were the only ones in there. Regularly said no, no, no,
I have it. Almost a coolplace I ended I ended up actually
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so by the way, for context, I dressed up as a minion for
Halloween, very last minute costume.I didn't have anything in mind, but
I had a yellow shirt at Gogglesand I had these team Bunk goggles that
I've actually worn quite a lot overthe past few months. I don't know
why for other occasions, but andthen I wore my big blue overalls and
then throughout the night we were likeall all my friends and I were like,
let's trying to find grew. Let'stry to find a grew. We
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couldn't find one. I'm in line, I O gradies. Everyone else is
inside. I was holding back witha friend and one of my friends,
Megan, comes out and she goesand she goes, guy, there's a
grew inside. I'm like, no, you're pulling my legs. She's like
no, seriously, I'm like,oh gosh, I'm pulling my leg you
know, I don't know because Icould be a jokesterre. And then my
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other buddy Paul, texts me andwent and went like like a minute or
two later, guy, there's agrew here. I'm like, no fucking
way. So I go inside,right, I sit down. I sit
down. By this point, I'mtold I'm like the atmosphere so cool and
everything, but I'm just like,you know, I want to focus on
like getting to the table without everyoneelse. So I get to the table,
et cetera. And then my friendsgo look and like three of them
fucking swing out their right arm andpoint directly like three tables down and there's
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a fucking grew and a minion.And I started losing my fucking hit.
So I went over. I like, I started bowing to the fucking Grow
like while I'm on the on thefloor, and then I started dancing on
the floor in front of Grow andthen the other men gets up and also
starts dancing with me, and it'sjust like such a funny. Yeah,
there was a minion and a grouplike by themselves, and then I went
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to enjoying them and it was itwas I was so happy but also laughing
my ass up. One of myfriends, Kelly, recorded like a video
stippet of me dancing, so I'llpost that, uh to like show you
guys what happened. Yeah, itwas a fucking great hallowekend Halloween Halloween.
I hope everyone else enjoyed their Hallowweekend and was safe and everything. But
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yeah, I'm doing good. Thatwas my checking kind of And yeah,
I also, uh a fucking Ibought tickets for what's gonna be my first
ever concert, and I am sounbelievably excited and over the in the past
two three months, there's been oneartist in particular that I haven't I have
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fallen in love with Oh music wise, but also she is so incredibly attract
to no, it's it's ice spice. I'm kidding, it's gonna it's do
do oh. No. I don'tcare. They're falling soldier. I don't
give a fuck. Music's fantastic likemost of the time, and she is
such an attractive woman and fantastic likemost of them. Probably probably probably has
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made a contract with the devil,especially the music she's made. But yeah,
I dropped three hundred and like seventythree and eighty bones on on a
ticket, and you know, Iput out a notice past two weeks kind
of like asking. I put oneon Instagram one time, and then a
bass around all my friends and noone wanted to come. And I was
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like, you know what, it'sfine because like tickets were a lot cheaper
than that, but for for eachperson. But I want I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna goby myself because I really want to
do this, and I don't thinkif you if y'all want to do something
in particular, just fucking do it. Don't wait on anybody. Go by
yourself. Fucking enjoint and joint,you know what I mean. So if
you want to do something, don'twait on other people to allow you to
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do something you want to do exactly. Fuck it. Fuck it. So
I'm I and I've been like tomovies before, I've done other things by
myself before. But but going tomy first concert ever by myself, I'm
honestly very content with it because Ijust really want to go see Doge Cat.
That's gonna be a fucking six.So I ended up spending a lot
more money on a ticket getting anactual decent seat because I, you know,
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I want to I want to likehave a good seat. If I'm
way by myself, it's gonna beon my own time. I get to
pray if I want you on myown time. I get to go get
food on my own time. Idon't have to wait on anybody. Do
your shit, Queens and kings.But yeah, uh so I got Doge
Kataki tickets. I'm just fucking I'mso beyond excited. December eleventh, then
Toronto's Schocial Bank Arena. Funny enough, actually Ice Pice is performing, But
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I'll be honest, I don't notI don't really care as much for Ice
Spice. You're going to do anIce Spice and Doja Cat concert, not
nearly as much. I'm going tobe honest, it's Ice Spice, Doja
Cat, and Dog something like that. I don't know. She's had like
one big banger that only I onlyknow of what I want to assume that
that Ice Spice and this other girlDoshi is the openers and the Doja Cat
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is the main. Obviously do themain? You kidding me? You can
have a Doja Cat and Ice Spicein the same fucking stature. No way.
I don't know anything about either ofthem. But all I know is
all my homies have like some somelike over the top attraction to Doja Cat,
and I just can't dude rude,but it's just not I don't know.
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I don't like your music, andshe kind of just annoys me a
little bit. Fucking you know what, Lynch may burn me. I don't
care. I'm gonna say it.I'm a little bit of a that's it.
The lyrics are spank me, slapme, bite me, choke me.
But anyways, need to know,I'm gonna hands recording right now.
I'm gonna end this call and cancelthe recording when need to know comes on
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in that fucking auditorium, not thatvenue. I think I'm gonna meet God.
I think I'm just gonna win thatverse hits my ears ris clear live
in person, I'm gonna ken whatnow, I'm not gonna do that maybe
in the I don't know anyways,Yeah, I don't know, dude,
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I don't like my logic. Ilove I have so many artists that I
am just I absolutely love it,LEST do all the time. I would
never spend more than one hundred dollarson a ticket go to a concert like
fair enough it. I mean,I'm also I'm also like I wouldn't spend
I was not gonna spend at allas close as that. But also I
was like, you know, ifI want to by myself, I'm gonna
get a good tickets. If yougo by yourself, fucking enjoy it.
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I get that. But so Iwould never pay more than one hundred dollars
to go see Drake. I wouldnever pay more than one hundred dollars to
go see fucking like little Baby.Maybe I would pay. I would pay
a hundred more than hundred dollars togo see Flatbush note no question, I
fucking love Flatblush. But that's it. Oh, maybe Canine if he comes
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back, If He's like, Iknow he won't charge one hundred dollars,
but if he does, I'll fuckingspend it comes back I Suki. Obviously
that's really what we do is Suki. I listened to a Suki song o
the day and I was like,this is fucking crazy. The one is
the one I sent you angry lasersounds. Dude, Wait what was it
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called? I have to I haveto, like, I have to like
tell the people that what it wascalled that was really fucking good. It's
called change, It's called Heaven.It's called Heaven Heaven by Suki. Oh
my gosh, I like put thison my on my playlist for for so,
I have a playlist called Heartbreak orhard Style, and it's like my
absolute of all time top favorite heartstyle slash like go hard in the gym,
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like yeah, hard style drum andbassed techno music. And I put
that on so fast. It waslike, this is such a fucking banger
song. But oh dude, Iremember he literally just came out with that
like a week ago, and I'mlike, no, it picks me up
from a Halloween the Halloween party ona Friday night that was a fucking eventful
night pre too much was bad.Too much on the bus on the way
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downtown. The bus was like anhour long. I did not know that
and I did not go peep beforegetting on the bus. I was fucking
fighting. Wait, like the lastnight, like that thirty bus the go
bus on the way to downtown atlike ten nine or ten Oh, I
was fucking like I my b itwas a train or a bus bus.
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My bus was at my boss bus. I was at my at my buddy's
place in uh in, Mississauga,and it was like, we can take
the train, which is runs everythirty minutes, or we can take the
bus, which runs every fucking fiveminutes, and we can get there in
the same amount of time, soas well just take the bus. So
we just decided to take the bus. My bladder was fucking spassing, dude,
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Yeah, I was. That wasI was soffering. And then,
uh, where am I going withthis? Oh? We end up going
to the place, and then weended up leaving and on the way back,
we're gonna go another bar, andthen everyone started crashing at like twelve
thirty I think it was like twelvethirty one. Yeah, I was,
I mean I'm not going to gointo details, but I was dying and
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then we end up I end upback at my buddy Aiden's at like two
o'clock in the morning, I thinkthree o'clock in the morning. I don't
even know. And I'm like,I don't even know how I'm getting home,
so that No actually came and pickedme up, so picks me up.
Yeah, And I'm like sitting inthe No picks me up, and
I'm sitting in the truck and I'mfucking dying, dude. I am fighting
for sir Bible in the passenger seat, and I'm like you just like it's
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like you you'll feel like puking,but like you just feel like your head's
an explosion. No. No,Like I was like probably one speed,
like one pothole away from the actingand I'm sitting there, damn yeah.
And I'm like I'm in the pastseat just like you know, you see
the video of like that meal withlike DJ kaleds like sitting in his fucking
car and the woods blowing in hisface and his shirt flapping everywhere, and
he's just like laser focused on staringin front of him that I'm sitting there
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and I'm like fighting, fighting forsurvival, and then I have like maybe
five seconds of clarity, and inthose five seconds, I was like,
Suki released a new track. Igrabbed Noah's phone and I put it on.
It brought me back to life,dude, I swear, I swear
it has healing powers. Angry lasersounds, yeah, because like it came
on and then like okay, SoI don't know. I know a lot
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of people aren't a big fan oflike dam music, where there's like a
genre of it called drumm and basscomes from the UK. It's like the
all it fucking basically the only likeDia music lets do. Anyway, it's
one of my favorite artists is namedSuki, and typically it's like all drumk
bass songs have very similar bass lineand drum line, and it's like very
small differences to each song. Soit's like, you know, typical dump
and bass songs going, and thenlike it like like switches up like these
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weird fucking like lasery sounds, andlike right when those hit last, Tima
started fucking turning real bad again.So it was not yeah yeah, but
but after that song I felt good, So healing properties, healing properties.
Oh. I just also someone theother day and told me I had big
milkers. So I'm taking one andI'm walking with it. That's that's my
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thing. I now have milkers,apparently, so I'll think it. You
know how milkers. Congratulations, youhave unlocked milk. Your mommies, Thank
you, thank you, thank you. Man milkers coming from the man Milker's
man himself. Flexing your titties realquick there, this is the library.
And then one of my friend's friendswas like, can you do it?
Because I was like talking about solike we were, I don't know.
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One of them threw up biceps andI was like, I was explaining to
my friend. I was like,my right bicep like can bang out really
quickly? Can flight pop out?I flex really quickly. But my left
one I have to fucking squeeze sohard to get it to like flex.
You know what I mean, yourbicep. So my right one is like
you know, and my left one, if I put the same amount effort
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in flexing it, that's it.I have to squeeze. It was really
hard for it to get the Yeah, I don't know what it is he
has to do with you being righthand dominant. I'm left hand dominant.
That's the thing. Oh damn.Yeah. So it's like it's like,
oh, what the fuck? Right? I mean? Am extra that?
What? I should have known thatI'm left handed? Everyone makes fun of
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me for being left handed. Iliterally I can't go anywhere. I thought
you were right hand on it though. Oh no, I can't. I
can write with my right hand,but it's dog shit. Oh, get
in the grip trainer? Where's mine? I lost one? Did they give
you one? I have one?Or did you get your own? Oh?
I gave it to Noah. Ithink I give it to Noah.
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Where the fuck did I put one? I had one before. I can't
forgive it to one of my sisteror not. But like it was like
it was a better one than thisone. This is some funky wooking one.
But I have one that's like it'sjust simply this plus this, and
it has like bumps in it,that's all it is. I think maybe
you might have given me one.I don't know. I have a grip
trainer. I don't know where itcame from, so it might be yours.
Where am I going with this?Oh? Yeah? And she was
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like she's like, oh, canyou do the PEC thing? And I'm
sitting there and I'm like looking downat my chest and I'm like trying to
do it, and she she's like, you can't do that. You can't,
you can't. You can't make themgo bounce side to side. And
I'm like sitting there and I canfeel them moving, but I looked down,
I'm like I can't see them moving. And I was like, fuck,
Okay, I guess I'm still smallthen, yep, yep. Oh.
And I was also explained to mymom the concept of body dysmorphia because
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she was like she was like shejust started getting to the gym, and
I know, I'm not going togo into detail about how my what my
mom does in the gym because Idon't know. I don't know why the
fuck would I Why am I eventalking about? Anyways, my mom goes
to going to the gym for likealmost a year now and she's like,
I don't feel any progress. It'slike, Mom, everybody can see progress.
Everybody can, but it's everybody exceptfor you. Everyone except for you
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can see it. Yep. BecauseI was like spending my mom, I
was like I was going through Igot a snapchat memory of like way back
when I was a scrawny fuck dude. I mean still am, but like
I was going back when I waslooking at it and I was like,
oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you got you
got you got man milkers. Nowyou're good. I don't see them,
bro, I don't see them.I'm like, here, I'll show you.
I'll show you the picture that cameup. Where is it? Got
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got Google? I want some milk? Yeah, Bro, you look like
a fucking Minecraft skeleton. I looklike do you ever play Half Life?
I look like a stalker from HalfLife? Hold on? Is that what
they're called? Yeah, you're goon a stalker? I think they're called
something else. Yeah yeah, lookup Half Life stalker. That's what I
was built like, Bro, Iwas literally at home. If you aren't,
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if you're have a second, yeah, look up Half Life stalker.
And that's the picture of what Jacklooks like, exactly what I look like
about a year. Damn. Yeah. It's actually funny too. It's actually
funny because like the stalkers also havefairly they're very lean, obviously, and
they also have fairly prominent rib cages, and you also have a strong,
serious interior and rib prominent rib cagein that because you barely had a chest
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and now look at you. That'swhat you can compare that photo. Then
compare the photo of you in thekitchen and the fucking this thing like fucking
yeah, bro, I don't know. I mean, like everyone else can
see it apparently, but I can't. So I was spending my mom body
this morphia because she's like, oh, I can't wear these, Like,
Mom, yes you can, youjust can't tell that you can wear it
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because you can't see her. Butshe's like, I haven't noticed any game.
I haven't noticed any progress. AndI'm like, mom, you notice,
like I know, small things likeI'll notice, like I'll notice like
definition, but I don't notice size. And my mom's like she noticed her
definition. But like my mom spamslegs and she has a lot bigger likes
now and it's like you can't seeeverybody else she does. She can probably
squat more than me. Dude,my mom can squat. Yeah she can.
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I'm not gonna say it, butshe can. She can. I'm
not gonna tell her that. I'mtelling her I can squat more. Than
henrybody. I can't keep that oneon the down low. You know,
I can't let her have the oneup on me. So that's why I,
honestly, I'm not gonna lie.It's partially why I started. I'm
about to expose myself. I haven'ttrained legs ever, not once. I've
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been working out for like a yearand a half probably, and uh that
time, you've worked out like onceor twice legs once with me, for
sure, twice with you, threetimes total. David's gonna here because I
was. I was capping when Itold David I was used to hit legs
a while ago. I David,I'm not going to tell you this to
your face, but if you're listeningto this right now, I lied.
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I lied big time. I was. I was capping that entire workout.
I literally don't hit legs ever atall, never, So now I am,
And uh it sucks, But that'swhy I'm doing this because my mom
hits legs and I don't. AndI feel like shit that in its winter
and I can't be Like I waslooking at the mirror the other day and
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I was like, Wow, mybody is so like unbelievably like disproportionate,
like my legs are fucking puny andI'm gonna shut the fuck up. But
me working out anyways, I don'thit legs. I'm gonna start because my
mom's been doing them and I feellike an asshole, so sleeping it at
that. Yeah, I just soldmy I literally just sold myself out for
like fucking ten minutes there. Iwas, Oh, hopefully no one hears
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this episode. Actually no, hopefullyA lot of people hear this episode,
and not only do they listen toit, but they also download the episode
because it's the best way to supportus. Cheeky little plug, cheeky little
plug. Way to support us.The best way is downloading the episode.
Cheeky little plug. Sorry, Iwas. I was really quickly just looking
at a uh cr A message becauseI was like, why'd I have a
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CRA message? And I got myfucking GST paid back? So, oh
shit, that I got my fuckingis one of the that's one of the
best fucking feelings ever. I feellike I got it late though, because
I because I feel like people gotjust here some kind of refund like a
few months ago or a month ortwo goo, and I only got it
now, so let me see.Let me see my GST. Did mine
hit? It literally hit last nightat like liked one o three am.
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I was like, oh fuck,yeah I did not. Oh shit,
dude. I hate how your creditcards doesn't tell you exactly how much you
owe. It gives you like afucking one week delay counter offer, you
know what I mean? So justdo that or that just me? You
mean like you mean like they don'tgive you your exact balance or what you
owe. They give you like thewhat's posted on your statement. Yeah I
don't like that. Yeah, wellthen that's why you have to mainly calculate.
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That's why I do at least it'slike I said, if I want
to pay it, I know I'mnot gonna use it for the next day
or two, and it's like doingthe next day or two. Like for
example, a little bit of creditcard information or tip here for y'all some
financial advice. But I'm also notprofessional, so please don't take it seriously.
Is that I will have my creditcard due on the fifteenth of every
month for my visa, and Imake sure to pay it off by the
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twelfth or thirteenth to give it afew days for business days or a weekend,
and then and then I swear tonot use that credit card for the
next two or three days. Okay, are if use a debit, use
cash or something else. So callme a fucking idiot, But how do
I check the due date for it? And I'm not saying like I have
been paying off my credit card.I literally I use it. I sit
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down, and I pay it offthe second I use it. Every time
there should be on you're on youraccount, it'll say like when your balance
is due on this statement. Youcan also look at your previous statement on
when it was due, like youshould have posted statements, and when you
open up your posted statements or yourlast statement on your credit card, it'll
say like payment due on blank,or it'll say like this is the final
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day of the payment. I don'tknow why mine is the fifteenth of the
month, but it is the fifteenthof the month, so it's just mine's
the fourteenth. Yeah, but mylast statement was the twenty third. And
also I would recommend that you forthose out there to put in your calendar,
like a personal calendar, whether that'sphysical or electronically. Myself the two
or three day give it in advanceto put in every month on two or
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three days before. So if it'sthe fourteenth, put it out down for
like the tenth or eleventh. Iknow that's more than two or three days,
that's four days. But put itfor the tenth or eleventh, and
then say pay Visa a payment dueor something like that, or MasterCard payment
due or whatever kind of card youhave. Because as long as you pay
a certain amount by the time,your credit score is not affected. I
believe, however, you do getcharge interest. And you know, I'm
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not trying to get charge interest.I'm just trying to pay off what I
owe and that's it. I'm goingthrough it. I'm like looking at it's
like Wishbone Brewing, j C Sushi, Waterford, and I'm looking at like
what the fuck? And I'm like, oh, wait a minute, Yeah,
that was fucking awesome. Care forsomething like that. Okay, we
have two questions. Let's quickly justanswer those, because it is we are
getting already thirty four minutes into theepisode. Let's see. Uh so,
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uh, Mike Power says Mike Power. Mike Power twenty twenty one says,
does Lightning McQueen have car insurance orlife insurance and tips on bulking. I'm
going to give a tip on bulking, and I'll i'll say after, but
I would say that light Ming Queendefinitely has life insurance. What are your
thoughts, I'm gonna have to agreelighting Queen definitely has life insurance because you're
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not allowed driving with a car insuranceand he's a car so like life insurance,
you know what I mean? Idon't know what would your tip?
What would your tip for? Doyou have any tips? Dude? I've
gained ten pounds in like three months, so I just eat everything all the
time. Also, I do beeating like shit too, but it's not
good if you Here's the thing.So I don't know. I don't know
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fuck all about bulking what people willtell you. It is like meal prep
and all that. I live athome. My mom makes food, she
makes dinner, and I just eat. My mom will make she makes a
ton of food for dinner, likeshe always makes sure we have leftovers.
So say I eat spaghetti meatballs onMonday night, I eat spaghetti meatballs for
breakfast and lunch on Tuesday, andthen eat where my mom makes Tuesday night,
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and then eat that for breakfast andlunch the next day and eat a
lot nice. But also you don'twant to eat bullshit because you eat a
lot of bullshit, you're gonna getacne. You're so like, it's like,
yeah, eat hella calories, butmake sure you're eating like good calories.
I'm no fucking nutritional legs. ButI'm also no bodybuilder, so I
wouldn't take everything this fact. Butwhat I do know is that eating like
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shit will give you acne and notgive you any energy. Makes you eat
high calorie, clean food, that'sit nice. I would say that my
biggest tip would be liquefied calories.What I mean by that is specifically shakes,
protein shakes, mask aners, supplements, and also again liquefying in terms
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of healthy, healthy esque things.When you're bulking, you can be more
lenient on the good and bad caloriestowards the more bad calories like sweets and
stuff. You should still have itin moderation, but you can have a
little bit more than you would onyour cut, a lot more actually than
you would on your cut and blender, you know, smoothies, protein shakes,
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just something that makes helps you putit down easier and faster. More
efficiently if you want to really fuckit up in that ship soups of peanut
butter, fucking scoop and a Tellaoreos, a fucking downut. If you
have fuck it up, dude,it's a fucking it's your gonna drink it.
It's gonna go down, no problem. You're gonna feel like ass after,
you're gonna shoot your pants, butit'll be worth it, So I
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would also I would also say thatwhen it comes to uh like bulking and
stuff for shake smoothies, et cetera, if you use milk as a base
for any of those smoothies or shakes, upgrade from like, find out what
your milk percentage is right now,hopefully it's only you know, skim milk
one percent or so, and thenup into two percent or three point two
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five percent homogenized milk. The morefat in the milk as well, that
will also be more calories, morefat, and it'll help you put on
that mass. That's if calories morea fat percentage, not like the eleven
percent milk that we've mentioned previously inthe podcast that wow, No, like
eleven percent fat fat milk. There'seleven percent milk. Yeah, bro,
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I was gonna say. Also,one thing that heavily discouraged me from bulking
to was trying to count calories.So that's just me though, I fucking
I tried it and I was like, this is ridiculous. Fuck that.
So I stopped counting galleries and Ijust go based off of how I weigh.
I just weighed myself in the morning, naked on the weekend, and
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well, no that way, becauseI'll just compare that to what I weighed
naked in the morning last Saturday,and I'll be like, Okay, well
I've gone up two pounds. It'sclearly whatever I did this week worked.
So that's what I do. That'swhat I and it's it's slowly coming along,
alrighty. And we also have thankyou for the question My Power twenty
twenty one. We also have aquestion from everybody. Tristan. Tristan Underscorelishka
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says, what are what are theshittiest Halloween costumes you saw this year?
And what were the best? Oh? So shittiest I saw was mine a
because I fucking was like, youknow, I into a vampire and then
I ended up talking like Patrick Batemaninstead. So everyone's like, oh,
you shit, you're Patrick, youknow what. I was the vampire now,
so I ended up just doing that, which is pretty shitty. Coolest
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one I saw, uh hmm.There were a lot of cool ones that
I saw. I'm not gonna lie. There were a lot of pretty dope
ones. My buddy David went aschef and he just wore short shorts in
an apron and a chef's hat.That's it, no shirt. That was
pretty beast. My buddy Luise andhis girlfriend of Laura, they did like
the snaps, you know what Imean. What was his name, Lucious,
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Lucius Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, andhis wife was Laura. They fucking
they went. They went all roundHarry Potter and Harry Potter. Yeah,
Narcissa that's what her name is.Yeah, they went as those two.
So that was pretty cool. Theydid a they did a really good job.
And then what is another, Ohmy god, uh two of my
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buddies in the exact same costume.My buddy Jacob from school, My buddy
Thomas, you know Thomas. Theyboth did in his name the guy from
the Bits, oh, Kevin James, Kevin James, and they did the
costume where he's wearing Georgia black Tshirt the KFC bucket on his head.
They both did that, so Ireally liked that one a lot. How
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about you? It's good? Uhthe best. The worst one I ever
saw, I think with downtown wasby far the fucking like like the hood
men kind of Toronto hoodman, likeover the top kind of and it just,
I don't know, I'm sorry,seeing those kind of people fucking irritate
me, like, like it's notso not seeing them, but it's when
they talk and how they act andhow they're so disrespectful. It really,
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uh, it really bites me inthe acid, ticks me off. The
best, I'm jesus, the best. The best one I saw was probably
a lady that dressed up on ChurchStreet and she had the keys full of
like candles and stuff on her,like this really nice dress and she's basically
dressed up as Carina, which wasit's like a character they have for like
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Day of the Dead in Spain,and I don't know if it's Mexico or
Spain. It's a Spanish thing.I think it's more of a Mexican Mexican.
Yeah, But and she like shewas like the makeup on her face,
the dress, the fit, everything. I was like that took fucking
like a month to do or weeksfor sure, Like it was really well
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done, really fucking well done.So I was just like, Wow,
good stuff. And she was lookingpictures with everybody. It was pretty cool.
I also saw also is obviously,like I said earlier, saw it
grew and it wasn't the best,best, best costume, but it was
just grew. It was fucking awesome. And then also there was three girls
in the street that were also takingpictures with everybody. For whatever reason,
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I don't know, it's just allie. Everyone takes pictures with their costumes.
And the three girls were dressed upin the Totally Spies trio. If you
ever watched, if anyone was listeningnever watched the show called Totally Spies,
there was three girls. There wasClover, Sam and Alex. I believe
the name of the names were Blonde, and I remember them because blonde,
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ginger, black hair. But yeah, the only reason I remember it was
because I'll be help be honest,I was I would watch it with my
sisters and everything, and even sometimeson my own time when I was a
kid, Like it was a fuckingawesome show, nice comedy, night Glasses.
I want to do this for mycostume so badly, so badly,
dude, but I can't walk aroundtypes off. I'm not that confident yet.
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Next year though, next year Iprobably still won't be so. But
maybe we'll see why I do thismorphine. If we ever do any day
north one hundred percent automatically bang.I have to bang, all right,
let's end off this episode. Thankyou everyone so much for listening to this
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