February 12, 2024 • 43 mins
Gaetano has some delirious energy and Jack is outputting Dad sounds that's all!
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Dairy on the beat. All right, Welcome everyone back to another episode of
Dumb and Delicious, the podcast hostedby Guy Tannel, Parrty and Jack Hamilton.
My name is Guy Tano, Myname is Jack. I got a
Clementine on my hand. I gota glack Amori. No, I got
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a Clementy in my hand. Itfeels really nice. Jack. How you
doing today? I haven't heard thatsong in ages. Dude, I'm fucking
I'm burnt, man, I'm sofucking tired. Say with me now,
Say with me now. I gota glackam arari seventeen shots on thirty eight.
Say with me now, Yeah,dude, I'm fucking I'm so tired.
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I don't know what is up withthe world today. But I went
to bed hell early last night soI could have energy today to get what
I need to get done today.And I went to bed early, and
I woke up and I just couldn'tknocket out of bed this morning. I
was so tired. I go toschool. It gets class, sorry,
then at the class like fucking fortyfive minutes late in turns of doing presentations
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all class, so I'm not showingI'm not walking in the middle of the
presentation. Last presentation takes a fuckinghour to do, so I just don't
fucking make it. I wake upto go with my nine am and I
don't even go to my nine am. When's my next class? Is it
like a tutorial where it's like whereit's like a smaller class, you know,
I interrupt? Or Is it likeno, it's like it's like thirty
thirty people? I think? Sostill still like you don't you know,
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I'll stick out your sort thumb ifI walk in late. Oh Sorry'm nodding.
And then my next class is anuntil fucking three pm, dude.
So I spend the entire I didn'teven know what I did the entire day.
I was like pretty locked in fromlike eleven until two. But there's
like a fucking revolving door of peopleconstantly like coming, sitting with me and
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leaving, and sitting with me andleaving, just like people I know throughout
the day. Then I go tomy fucking three o'clock class and I can't
pay attention. I literally can't focusfor the fun fucking life of me.
So what do I do in theentire class two hours? I read manga
the entire fucking time I read Vegabond. I read the first like forty five
chapters of Vagabond over the span oftwo hours, and it was fucking amazing.
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It is so good, I'm gonnaread the rest of it. Sorry,
did you say Vegabonds or did yousay Wundbomb? No? I said,
I said Vega. I said Vegabond. It's about like a samurai.
It's about a samurai that fights withthe wooden Like that's so far that fights
with a wooden sword, and it'sfucking set computes. Yeah, he's a
he's a he's a fucking demon.Anyways, and then I left. I
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left the Class five and I'm like, okay, I have two hours to
get this assignment done. What happens? I don't get fuck all done.
For those two hours, I donothing. I end up just shooting this
ship with people the entire time,then not getting anything done. And then
it's like six forty five and I'msitting there staying at my monitor far as
As to my left, and Ilook at her and I'm like, I
and this is when a lot ofpeople just got went to the gym.
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So it's like me, Ashley,They're probably listen to this right now,
Baziana, what up? Actually?Uh? Farzana is like just like we'll
meet the middle, or we'll meetlike meet in the middle. Do a
little bit. Now, finish thesection. Now to do the rest when
you get home. Okay, howlong does it take me to finish the
section? That took me a fuckingfour hours? Storrite earlier? Maybe five
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minutes, maybe ten minutes. Justwhen I locked in finished it and I
was like, I was like,okay, I to go home and do
the rest. I go home,I eat, and I fall asleep at
my dinner table. I literally fallasleep at my dinner table, like with
my head on the table. ThenI wake up and I'm like, what
the fuck? Where am I goup try and get some work done.
And I fell asleep at my deskand I woke up at like nice probably
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quarter to nine. Yeah, Andnow now I'm here and this fucking day
has been brutal? How are youguy? Dana? Before before I get
into mind, say with me.Now I gotta lock the Maraori, what
do you want to that? Idon't know, man, You know what,
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It's been a fun, great day. I'm not gonna lie I'm not
gonna brag, but I had afucking great day. I woke up a
little a little bit sleep deprived.You know, I didn't get my full
eight hours, but that's okay.I had about seven hours of sleep.
I then proceeded to wake up extraearly today for work to make myself a
bomb ass breakfast. I made somepancakes, I made some bacon. I
made some scrambled days with some greenonions and red peppers, some pepper,
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some cheese inside of it. Itwas fucking bomb as shit. Ate that
John on the train also brought aprotein shake to have in the morning as
well. Drank that protein shake onthe train. Got to work butt like
finish all my work for a prepbefore we opened the restaurant, like fucking
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thirty minutes before we opened, whichI felt amazing about. Came finished my
work, I was debating able gettingramen, and then I went, you
know what, I'm not that hungry, so I'm gonna go home. I'm
gonna cook the chicken. So Icooked my fucking massive amount of chicken.
I think it was like and chickenbreast I cooked today, and yeah,
I changed with the rest of soUnfortunately, the first time I did it,
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I undercooked it, so but thesecond time, I uh, the
second time that I cooked it orput it back in the oven, it
was good. It was perfect.And that's the one I posted on my
story. Anyways, cooked chicken,had a shower, fucked around my phone
for a little bit, watched somesuits obviously because I'm a gigga Chad,
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and then now I'm here, nowwe're recording, and I'm in that little
crack crack addict energy Mulco hyped asfuck for playing Fortnite. Later, I've
been on that Fortnite grind. Idon't know why, but like I could
low key play that game every singlenight. Good morning America, Fortnite stop.
I haven't played it in a minute. I have a mean to get
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back into your text me of thenight to play, and I was like,
fuck, yeah, I want toplay it, and it was just
like I just lost track of timeentirely. I'm also you mentioned Fortnite.
Holy fuck, dude, I'm gettingcrazy deja vu right now? What the
fuck? Yeah? Yeah, I'msitting here trying to enter it type Fortnite
in to download it, and I'mgetting I was I gonna say oh,
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whoa look at this orange looks fuckingsick. When were we talking about forty
press record? Oh? Oh,I also had a dilemma. I had
a dilemma before that, before thatadded dilemma. So I've been trying to
grow facial hair recently because I waslike, I'm finally comfortable, like with
it on my face and I'm whitedude with patchy facial hair. Okay,
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it's a tough look unless it's doneproperly. You can't get too long,
rustlers gross, and you gotta keepit clean. I was keeping it clean,
but it got too long, Okay, So I'm like, what am
I gonna do? I'm gonna shaveit down. I'm gonna shave it down
to keep it stubble. Right,Guyana looking in my my face cameraight now,
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do you see any facial hair onmy face? Negative? Private?
Negative? Would like know what happenedthe they air that I've been growing out
and trimming down, then growing outand trimming down to get it more thick.
Because if you grow it out,the ones that grow fast are going
to grow in, and you trimit down and then they grow out again
quicker. But then the ones thattake forever to grow in in the patchy
spots also have time to grow,you know what I mean. And then
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I'm so I'm shaving it down,and I fucking sneeze and I take that
ship right to the skin. Bro. It's like asking a barber to's just
just a little bit, just alittle trim and then off to all of
it gone. So now I haveto deal with it. And I used
to be like a clean you know, clean shaven face all the time and
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a clean homo sapien. I don'tfuck with it at all anymore, not
the slightest. I hate it.Yep. Once you, once you get
like used to the facial hair,you kind of her to love it and
it gives you more confidence. Thereforeyou never want to be shaven again.
Yeah. Yeah, I fucking hatehaving a clean shaven face. I looked
stupid as fun. Even even NoahI camera the last time he was clean
clean shaving. And if he doesn'thave a beard, he at least has
a stash, he at least hasthe porn stash on. Yeah, so
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that's why I'm right now. Anyways, onto the good news, and if
you are someone who's into like theBBM Electric music scene at all, and
you live in to GTA, youwant hundred percent know about what we're about
the fucking talk about, and thatis you me, b you mean oh
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you mean I l e R.What's that bell? Boiler room? Motherfucking
boiler room. Yeah, yeah,boiler room. I remember watching like boiler
room videos when I was in likefucking school, dude, like looking at
really, oh my god, Iknow the first year, second year I
think would be more like it.But I remember like hopping on YouTube and
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looking up like boilerroom sets and myfavorite DJs, and like you just I
just listened to those in the background, like when I'm trying get worked none
because some guys have like really fuckinggood sets. And now now that I
have fucking money and I'm aware thatit's happening, because last time it happened
in Toronto, it didn't like Iwas not aware of it, and I
was fucking pissed that I missed it. Same but now same, I am
on that shit. And I gota handful of people. I know it's
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school cop tickets, all the fuckingguy Tano cop tickets. I had cop
tickets so fast, bro, Iforgot they went on sale today and I
so quickly fucking shot to my myphone. I was at work, I
went to the bathroom, took aquick little break on the Dukie Bowl,
and then I bought the tickets andnaim, I'm so fucking amped. I
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remember I remember hearing about it somuch last summer and not going and be
like, fuck, man, Ikind of feel like I missed out hard.
And last summer it was only Toronto, Toronto Island or something, and
they were like literally fucking DJs onthe beaches in the sand. I was
like, this is fucking sick.It was like a massive beach park and
like, I don't know if it'slike that again. I fucking hope it
is. I'm amped. June first, Saturday, June first, two pm.
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Start, Oh, ten pm,Baby, let's fucking go. Yeah,
I'm fucking I'm high. And youreally know, it's a Saturday night.
It's a Saturday night. You gotat ten pm, you go,
get a quick bite to eat,and you keep going that, you keep
going again, you go harder atthe club, you go, it's a
whole day of partying. Yeah,I'm high, club dude, listen,
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I'm excited. I don't even knowwho the fuck's playing. I don't even
know who the dj s that is, but me neither. There's like they
won't let us down. No,they won't let us down. It's been
like I don't want to say aplague, but it's like a plague of
buying speculation because everyone I know islike, I don't know where it is
and I don't know who's playing.I'm gonna waite if I buy a ticket.
Yeah, and literally, like fuckingdominoes, I get text from Gitano
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I bought tickets, and like twoor three of my friends throughout the day
are like, yeah, I cameup to me like, yeah, I
fucking I bought tickets. I boughttickets, so I guess I'm buying tickets.
Noah, who doesn't listen to thispodcast is not going to hear me
fucking flame him. But oh,here's here's some Noah lore, some Noah
update lore. After three years,I think, being single and my grandfather
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questioning his sexuality because he didn't havea girlfriend for so long, he is
he's on the saddle confirmed straight hasa girlfriend. Uh, And I was
gonna say, oh, yeah,and you know what happens when you feel
then when you first start dating someone, right, honeymoon stage yep, and
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motherfuckers sellout. You know what Imean? Motherfuckers sell out. Motherfucker's pamp
themselves out. Killing with the boys. No gaming with the boys, No,
no staying on top of the planswith the boys, no fucking making
plans with the boys. Okay,this dude has been m I a from
just about everything for about three weeksnow. I won't even answer my text
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no more. It's getting ridiculous.She's dope, you know, do you
she's Do you hear that in thedistance? What I hear a small calling?
Simp sip, simp. You hearthat? You gotta put some echo
and rerib on that dudem simp simp. Oh my god, it's so clear
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he's a simp. Yep, yep. And the thing is is that she's
dope, she's cool. I havenothing again, start at all, for
anything that is happening, because noone went so long without a girlfriend that
I completely forgot what it's like whenhe does have one. He was and
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it's and it's fucking gig dude.Anyways, how this relates to is I
mentioned boiler room to Noah about sixdifferent times in the past week. Okay,
I'm gonna buy my ticket tonight.It will be the last time I
mentioned boiler room to no after Itell Hi, I buy my ticket.
If he does not show up,that is on him straight up. This
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is a show up or buy aticket either. It's that would be the
last time I mentioned it to him. My ticket, that's it. And
I'm chilling on that. And I'mchilling on that. Also, if you
here rattling in the background, mywindows slightly open because I I'm the hottest
fuck right now and I'm trying tocool down a little bit, so there
might be a little bit of alittle bit of you know what I mean
in the background, a little bitof click clack clack, coock clack.
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What the fuck is this? Dice? Is that the website that you buy
the tickets from. I've never boughta ticket for a website called Dice before
in my life me neither I didtoday. Welcome to the Dice family.
Welcome to the Dice family. Welcometo the Dice family. Will we roll
our our risks and our rewards?Speaking of, are there any like good
events going down in the next fewmonths, because it's like it's it's time.
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The time is coming. I knowit's only January, February starting,
Debruary starts tomorrow, but you knowwhat I mean, The time is.
The time is coming of like youknow, yeah, I'm half asleep.
Here help me. The time iscoming. The time has cometh. Where
Jack shall vanquished yet another night ofdrinking and partying, Yes, perfect,
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and where that where that will be, when that will be to be determined,
however to be determined. He ishe is, he is, I
would say he is brune. No, he's ripe and ready for action the
most respectful way. That's the Ilike. That's actually, that's a new
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way of saying. I'm ready toI'm single way to mingle. I'm ripe
and ready to What did I say, I'm ripe and ready to, ripe
and ready for action? I thinkripe and ready for action. Sure,
I like that. I funk withthat, ripe and ready for action,
just like his freshly shaved hairs.Don't talk about that, don't Why do
you just remind me? I justcan saw my clean shaven face and wanted
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to shoot myself in the head.Bro, you heard me, I'll think
you heard me. Earlier when youwere talking about it, You're like,
You're like, yeah, man,I usually like to keep it clean shaven.
And then I just kind of lookedat the camera. The face kind
of went, Ladies, he keepsit clean. Down there. You said,
you said, you said, Iuh, you said I like to
keep it clean. And I lookedat the camera and when ladies, he
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likes to keep it clean, that'sa win. Oh my dog, just
fucking the nastiest ass I think I'veever heard in my life. And the
smell matches the fucking sound. Holyshit, it Rip, don't say that,
dude, Don't encourage him. Hecan't speak English, he's also deaf
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and blind, but he'll understand that. Yo, Spanky, you gottess.
What a what a small beast?Bro? Holy man, I don't know.
Today's like completely fucking spun me aroundwith like just how low energy and
how fucking sleepy I've been and justlike not productive, not focused at all,
and it is just like dragging overand I just want to go to
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bed and wake up tomorrow and actuallybe able to do something I was gonna
say. And I think I workon Friday, and if I get to
wait, if I got a callto coming. If I have like a
fucking am you have on Friday,and I don't know what I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna blow up. I'm gonnabe so mad, though, Sorry,
what were you going to say?I I was gonna say that I
just had a orange clementine what everyonecalls. I think it was an orange
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big cine. I agreed, Butthis is like a medium size, and
I don't know what a medium wouldbe would be translated to what do you
mean a medium size, like likean extremely large Chramantine clementine or like Chramantine
cripping escaping. No, it lookslike an orange. It tasted like an
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orange, but it like is notas big as an orange, but it's
also bigger than a clementine. Ifit tastes like an orange, and bro
huh, if it tastes like anorange, then it's an orange it tastes
like or it could have been justa really not sweet clementine. This is
a random an insert. But soI was on TikTok the other day and
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I'm never on TikTok, but Isaw this video and I thought it was
so funny. So I want toshare with you all. So, uh,
there's a guy at a bar allright, or a guy that approaches
a bar and he goes to thebartender, Hey, I want a rubbing
coke. So the bartender goes,no problem, one rumming coke, here
you go, and he hands himan apple and the apple the guy's like,
what the fuck, says I askedfor rubbing coke, and bartender looks
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at him with a very serious faceand he goes, trust me, buddy.
So he takes a bite of theapple and goes, holy shit,
tastes like rum. The guy goesthe bartender goes, flip it around.
The guy eats the other si ofthe apple and goes, holy shit,
it tastes like coke, right,and then the bartend's like, you're welcome
whatever. Second guy comes in.Second guys like can I get a gin
and tonic? Guy? Bartender offershim and gives him an apple. Guy
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take goes what the fuck and thefirst guy goes, trust me on this.
So the second guy takes a bikeand goes, holy shit, tastes
like gin. And then the bartendersays, turn it around, takes a
bike and goes, holy shit.He's like tonic this is my favorite to
get drunk whatever. And then athird guy comes up right, and the
bartender goes, what can I dowith free buddy, and I goes,
I don't know. I haven't decidedyet. So the first guy goes,
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no, matter what you order,he's gonna give you an apple. So
the a third guy goes, hmm, and he ponders, and he goes,
got an apple, Yeah, applethat tastes like pussy. And the
bartender goes, do I have anapple that tastes like pussy? Immediately puts
an apple in front of him andthen uh, the guy, the third
guy, he takes a bite ofit, spits it down and goes,
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oh, this is like shit,and the bartender looks at him in a
serious face and goes turn it around. And then after that he goes,
it's just like I'm back in Thailand. That was funny. What if apples
tasted like pussy? What if fucktasted like pussy? Oh dude, fuck
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off, dude, I love ascent of citrus already. If you could
put two things that you love together, why not, right, chocolate,
don't know oranges would be the twothings. Did you ever hear of the
grapefruit technique. Fuck up, man, come on, crack addicurs. Brother.
I thought, dude, I thoughtyou were gonna like set me up
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there for like a really shitty dadjoke. And then they got me thinking
about some pretty shitty dad jokes thatI've heard, and I was like,
oh, I got him on that, right. No, he's just telling
go for it, spit a dadjoke. Let's hear you. Come on,
Papa Jack, this one. Thisone absolutely killed my brother. It
made okay, here's okay. Letme let me give some like shrivel up
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inside kill or like as like aman laugh quick explanation laughs. Okay,
good. So my brother is veryfond of dad jokes and Penguin to the
Zoo. Whenever he tells them ina group yeah, exactly. Whenever he
tells them in a group setting,nobody laughs. I'm typically the only person
who laughs at them. So Itold Noah this dad joke that I heard,
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and he was fucking crying, laughing, And then I tell it to
my entire family at my grandfather's houseover dinner, and nobody laughed at all.
So I don't know what the takeis, but I'll say it.
Okay, No one's gonna fucking laughbecause it's stupid as fuck. I thought
it was genius. Okay, allright. Anyways, So there's basically it's
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a group of monks. It's likea hardcore religious like small, small religious
sect living up on a mountain,super hardcore, very strong in their practices
and beliefs, you know, veryto themselves. Quiet people, I guess
you could put it. You know, they don't they don't drink, they
don't party, you know, nowives, they're not about having sex,
not anything like that. You know, shaved heads, same robes every day,
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and they follow strict daily schedules inorder to live their lives, you
know, to achieve maximum level ofpeace and you know, strongest connection to
their God. So they're airbenders.They had this ceremony where they have there's
like a leader, a head monk. Everyone's considered equal, but there's one
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head monk. Out of one hundredpeople, ninety nine of them are all
equal, and there's one of themwho's on the same playing field, but
he's the guy who kind of givesthem direction, right, And it's kind
of like an electing a prime ministeror a president. You know, it's
a pretty big thing. When ithappens, they have a vote, and
then the guy whoever, you know, represents the people's best or the monk's
best interest the most will get electedas the chief monk or the head monk.
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And a major part of their ritualto become the head monk is to
go back and practice or rewrite alltheir ancient texts, you know, make
a new, fresh copy so he'sable to go over them, and basically
he's forced to memorize and learn allof it and then rewrite it for the
next generation of monks to come.Right. So this year they elected a
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young monk who's like twenty years old. Typically all these guys are fifty sixty
seven years old at they're elected,you know what I mean. And they
bring a new guy in, ayoung guy, and everyone's pretty pretty cautious
of his ability to do what heneeds to do and you know, lead
them into the next generation, intothe future. But the reason why they
elected him because he's so smart andhe's so intelligent. He knows exactly what
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he needs to do for everyone tosucceed. Right, So it's the days
coming around for him to begin hisritual of rewriting all the text and he
goes to his senior, the previoushead monk. He's like, hey,
man, I have a little concernhere before I start, you know,
this big job. And Senior's listeningwas like, okay, yeah, what's
up. I'll hear you what.And he's like, so, the young
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monk says, He's like, so, if part of my duty is to
rewrite all the old ancient texts thathave been rewritten by the past monk,
wouldn't it be like a long gameof telephone? You know what I mean?
Certain words, certain meanings would getskewed, and the proper core original
text won't be It's like translated asproperly to the next generation. And he's
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like, oh, oh, youraise a really good point. And he's
like, I'll go back. I'mgonna look over the past few documents.
I'm gonna fix incorrect and the errors, and you know, compare it the
first one. And the young Monk'slike, okay, thank you man so
much. It's just it's gonna makethis a lot easier for me, and
it's gonna make it so that thetext that we read are gonna be a
lot more accurate. He's like okay, okay, how about this. You
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go enjoy your feast and I'll meetup with you guys after and I'll let
you know. You know, whatthe what the situation is with the ancient
texts. So they keep the ancienttext in this giant stone chamber that only
one person is allowed and at thetime, and it's the head monk because
the young monk has been elected yet, the old monk can still go in
and do this. So the youngmonk goes and they have a party,
no drinking still, you know,no women, nothing, and they're just
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celebrating, having a nice meal.And at the end of the meal,
before they bring out dessert, theyoung monk's like, it's been you know,
a good two three hours. I'mgonna go check on the monk that's
going over the text. So,you know, he walks out on the
hall, goes to the each stonechamber, knocks on it and the door
opens and the older monk peeks hishead and he's like, hey, what's
up. And the young one's like, eeyo, you know, I just
want to make sure you know,everything's going good in here, not getting
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too lost, and he's like no, no, no, thank you for
bringing this up. There's actually quitea few errs, a lot more to
be anticipated, actually, so Imight actually be here all night. Come
check on me tomorrow morning. Iactually know how about this. I'll meet
you at breakfast. And he's like, okay, awesome, have a nice
night, goes, he finishes dessertand they go to bed. Next morning,
he wakes up and he goes downto the mess hall and they're like,
everyone's here except the old head monk. And he's like, where's this
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guy? He said he'd meet usfor breakfast, And then a monk comes
running into the mess I was like, I'm hearing. He's like, I
have an emergency. You have anemergency. He's like, what's going on?
What's going on? He's like,there's you know, there's screaming and
crying coming from the ancient stone roomwhile the techs are and the young monk's
freaking out. He's like, ohno, like what could have gone wrong?
So, you know, he getsa few of his you know,
closer monk friends. I guess ifyou could call it that, and they
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go to the stone chamber and theysit down and they knock on the door.
The door doesn't open. From openingthe door. The person inside will
only come out when they are ready. So I sit there and knocking on
the door, slamming on the door, and it's not opening. And the
young Monk's like, you know what, clearly there's something wrong. I'm just
gonna open the door, say whatyou want. So he goes and he
swings the door open, and theold monk sitting there ancient scrolls, you
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know, everywhere, and he's justsobbing. He's crying bogus everything on the
ground. And the young Monk's like, what's going on? Everything okay?
And the old monk sitting there pullshimself up up the floor and he looks
in the eyes and he says itsays celebrate. I what celibate? Celebrate?
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Fuck? Fuck dude, No,that clicked on my head. But
I'm just confused. I can't Ican't remember when you actually mentioned celibate or
it was just like because they werereferring to like no no no women,
no drinking, etcetera. Living ona mountain, no women, no sex,
no drinks was implied. Okay,yeah, that's so fucked up.
You know what when you said whenyou when you were saying, He's like
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crying and stuff like that, orlike he's hearing screaming in the and the
thing my first thought was he foundout the truth, like it was at
the end of the joke there,and he was just he was clapping cheeks
to like some random hike he hiredor an escort or something. So the
young monk would have walked down thatand then the old monk would have died
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after his bust post bust, andthe young one would take over. And
then bullshit everything that sounds like somethingonly you could possibly think. And that's
the guitana ending. That is thecertified, the alternate ending. The twist,
that's the good ending. That's thegood end. She gave glock and
twists. You know what I'm saying. She gave him the good ending.
Dude, happy end because I said, I said, I said, I
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said celebrate, and I looked rightin the eye and he just like stared
at me, smiling, blink,blink, completely blank face. Fuck dude.
I have to say that, Ifeel like, how the fun did
you memorize all of that? Butthat was a long ass Like, that's
a long joke. I've impressed alot of it's off the top of your
head, a lot of it.You just have to remember that you have
to explain that it's a young monkoh text texts celebrating celebrate no sex,
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no alcohol, and then rewriting thetext, So those are like you just
make it up yourself. Oh andyou literally just fucking take it for it.
That's why it's a dad joke.You just have the basic idea and
then you just drag it out aslong as possible. Jesus Christ, that's
it. Did you ever hear aboutthe one with the ping pong balls?
No, okay, I got thisanother good one. So basically, there's
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this kid and he in like JKs K his you know, trash gas
accident. His parents pass away,and they made sure to drill into him
that he needs to succeed in schoolif he wants to find success later in
life. So his grandfather and anacademic works that you university, and this
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kid moves in with his grandfather andhis grandmother and they're going to basically help
educate him and raise him, youknow, because that's what his parents set
up in the in the chance thatemergency would occur and they were to you
know, tragically pass away. Soyou know, the kids going through elementary
school and I'm like grade seven.The grandfather sits down and he has a
child, the kid, and he'slike, hey, so next year you're
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grade eight, you're about to graduate, go to high school, and then
after high school things get pretty hectic. He's like, I want to offer
you. I want to make adeal with you. Every time that you
succeed in getting eighty five or higherin the test, I will give you
one of anything you want. Keepin mind with grandparents are very very wealthy.
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And the kid's like, fine,okay, yeah, sure I'll do
that. So, you know,a pretty good dealty. It finishes grade
seven, Grade eight starts. Youknow, it's getting it's getting pretty crazy.
Grade eight it's like, you know, thinking back right, oh wow,
nothing too bou what d crazy way? So, you know, kids
doing math and he's doing very well. Semester, come the exam, he's
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struggling, but he succeeds, getsan eighty five plus and looks at his
grandfather and his grandfather's like, whatwould you like as your reward? He's
like, I want to red pingpong ball. Grandfather's like she'd have one
of anything. And you ask fora red ping pong ball, and he's
like, yep, I want ared ping pong ball. He's like,
okay, okay, get some redping pong ball, you know English,
same thing eighty five plus, Likewhat do you want? He's like,
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I want a yellow ping pong ball. My grandfather's like, what the hell's
going on here? So, youknow, finishes his other courses. His
grandfather's like, wow, you succeedacross the board. How about this,
I'll give you one big gift foryour other three courses instead of just you
know, three small ones. Andthe kid's like, okay, I want
to blue, a yellow, anda green ping pong ball. Grandfather's like,
what the hell is going on here? Anyway, you know, respects
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his wishes, get some ping pongball, and he starts high school and
you know, I'm just letting youknow this story is pretty grim. Start
the high school and same thing,you know, he's doing, struggling,
struggling, you know, get usedto new things, and he doesn't really
succeed to well in the first year. It doesn't get any eighty five to
nay of his courses sixties across theboard. Not good, not good looks
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grandfather tells me. He's like,hey, you know, I understand you're
getting used to new things, butyou gotta you know, you got to
pick up your socks. You reallygot to get going here. It's high
school. This is where you learnthe habits to succeed in university and succeed
in your future career. The kid'slike, fine, fine, fine,
I get it. Grandfather gets ina tutor and the two year basically helps
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the kid and you know, gethis studies in check. And he doesn't
achieve eighty five's again, you know, it's eighties pretty good. So it
goes to his Grandfather's like, hey, granddad, you know I did pretty
well this year. Do you thinkI could, you know, maybe get
a reward for my efforts. Andthe grandfather's like, nope, you had
a deal eighty five or higher.Kids all pissed off. Whatever grade eleven
comes around, you know, andhe gets eighty five across the board.
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He's like, I got eighty five. It six my courses this year.
He's like, can I choose myreward? And Grandfather's like sure, go
ahead. He's like, okay,I want a blue, pink, purple
green, and a third yellow pingpong ball. His grandfather's like, what
the heck? Okay, fine,fine, gets the ping pong balls.
Grade twelve rolls around, He getsa straight hitter. It's all these crazy
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rewards. But his grandfather falls ill. And the grandfather is like, you
know, I don't know how muchlong, how much time I have left.
I'm going to keep our system going, but I just want to let
you know that if I'm not aroundform much longer, I need you to
make sure that you carry these habitsand you carry out your studies going to
universe. And the kids like,of course, of course, Grade twelve
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rolls around, ten courses eighty fiveplus. Grade twelve the year that really
matters. You know, he goescrazy on it, and you know he
gets to put universities. The grandfatherhe's's quite ill at this point. The
grandfather's like ten eighty fives, tengifts, what do you want? The
kid looks at his grandfather. He'slike, might be sick of me already,
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but want a black, white,purple, green, blue, yellow,
pink ping pong ball. The grandfather'slike, fine, fine, fine,
I'll get your ping pong balls,but I'm only gonna get you three
of them because you're asking all theseall these ping pong balls, and I
don't know what to do with them. So he gets into the ping pong
ball and he gives them to themand he's like, I just want to
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know what you need him for.And the kid's like, i'll tell you
later. I'll tell you later,you know, you mean with a lot
to me. Summer starts, kidsbuilt a university. Grandfather ends up in
the hospital. He's on his deathbed, you know, right before those university
smestially starts. The kid got intoa gone to Harvard, pretty elite school.
So he goes to visit his grandfatherbefore he takes off the Boston and
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he's in the hospital room and thegrandfather is looking in the eyes and he's
like, I don't know how muchtime I got left in this world,
maybe even a few hours, maybea few days, but before I pass
I just need to know what didyou need all the ping pong balls for?
Was it your mom? Was ityour dad? What happened? And
the kid looks him in the eyeand the grandfather dies, So he just
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never gets to hear the answer.Yeah, that's it. Are you fucking
kidding me? I wanted to knowso badly about the king pong balls.
Oh my god, man, dude, my fucking grandfather told me that joke
when I was like eight, andhe's like, okay, hold on,
I only did an element. Iwas like keeping track of like how what
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colored balls and everything, and theywere fuck man, fuck you. I
only did high school. Dude.My grandfather did all the way from grade
one to the finished university. Okay. When he told me this joke when
I was like fucking nine, Iget for twenty minutes while you explained this
joke to me, and he's likeand he dies, and I was like,
okay, pingbom balls. He's like, I don't know, grandfather,
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grandfather's dead going out, dude,what the fuck man? The whole point
of that joke is literally just towaste time. That's it. I thought
it. I thought it had todo with the fact that that like the
ping pong walls relate to university interms of like, oh, like he's
gonna party and he's gonna be knownas like the color do with all the
colored ping pong balls, which isstupid, But like, I don't know
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if that was the only thing thatpopped in my head of why he would
want that. Yep, yeap,isn't It's just fucking it's so stupid.
It's so like, do we justdo we just rickroll everybody? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, sorry guys.Sorry. So another big part of the
joke for those who can't see iswhen you're like counting out the ping pong
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balls, you got to make sureyou're counting out your fingers, so it's
like kind of gives them an ideathat you're keeping track of what ping pong
balls you're talking about, so theyget like this association in their head.
And then the grandfather just dies andhe never finds out about what happens with
the ping pong balls, and that'sit. You're like like, this is
a pretty grim story. I'm likeokay, and you're like, yeah,
he dies. I'm like I easy, Well, yeah, because his parents
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died at the beginning and then hisgrandfather dies, so it's pretty grim.
But fuck it sucks. Yeah.Cold world, man, cold world,
cold war Oh, cold world.Excuse me? Oh my goodness. Well,
after after that those dad jokes,I'm gonna check if we have any
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questions. Otherwise I think we shouljust wrap it up. You got any
dad jokes. I got really short. You gotta have something in the bank
before we rap. I got areally short one, and that is what
did. It's like a two liner. A roofer is drafting up an agreement
with homeowners regarding their roof, andthe homeowners go, oh, is there
any discount you can give us?Right and the home and the roofer just
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responds, Nope, but it's onthe house. That's a good one.
I like that. Stupid as fuck. Nope, it's on the house.
I fucking hate that. I hatethat ship. Dude, that's the only
one I think about. Tom IhadI do have. There's a couple more
has got to be, but yeah, I have an arsenal of shitty dad
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joke. I haven't you've heard thepenguin ones. I'm saving those for the
next episode. I'm not gonna dothose. Jesus are doing it. Sorry,
that's not every episode we do adad joke. Hey man, if
that's if that's what happens, that'swhat happens. That's what happens. I'm
saying, is the fucking penguin oneeither makes you laugh your ass off.
I thought you're just gonna be likepenguin I'm not gonna get it at all,
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penge no offense. Maybe you justkind of go really, which penguin
one? Okay, don't don't spoilanything. Is the ice cream one or
is it the zoo one? Thezoo one? Yeah, the zoo one's
not really supposed to hit. Well, No, we'll get to we'll get
We'll get to hear the penguin onewith the ice cream in the next episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'llexplain. I'll explain that one next
episode. One next episode. Youknow, I'm sitting there picking away at
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the ice cream, you know whatI mean. Also, just really quickly,
because I forgot to mention as well. I went to Nostalgics concert on
this past Saturday. Fucking ship awesomeas fuck, but the worst way you
could have possibly ended, I gotmy fucking wallet stolen. No way.
So, ladies and gentlemen of thejury and friends all around. I have
(37:07):
been in the process of reclaiming everythingthat I had in my wallet, and
it is going well to process.Everything's in motion. It's just a matter
of waiting for everything to come in. I have most of everything, but
not everything. But for my ownsecurity, I will not mention the things
that I have in my wallet anymoreat this moment, except I can confidently
tell you all that I got mymembership card for the gym right away.
(37:31):
That was the first thing I gotback. But yeah, anyways, nostalgic,
fantastic at Rebel Noir, no offense. But I will, let's sign
in across the country for guy Tana, gonna be like in Alaska, Look
what the fuck is he doing outthere? I'm going to respectfully, uh
(37:52):
never go back to uh never goback to Rebel unless it's for a artist
absolutely adore. And if that isthe case, I will be bringing minimal
things, not just my wallet up. I only bring one card and one
ID and that's it. Yeah,because I was bro I was pissed.
I will say this. I'm notaccusing anyone specifically, However, I will
(38:15):
say this. I put my walletin co check. That is my own
fault, because you should not putanything valuable in the code check area.
I but I had my wallet wrappedaround a T shirt that I took off.
I put that T shirt in SODI was wrapped around my wallet inside
my jacket, put it, gaveit to the people at co check seeing
it secured in my jacket pocket,and when I got it back, it
(38:36):
was taken. So the only waysomeone would have taken my Walt my wallet
is if they intentionally went into myjacket and stooped around and took it themselves
who had access to that room.That's all I'm gonna say. I'm pretty
pissed. Sorry, I was pissed. I'm now not furious. I'm now
not uh And I've learned very I'velearned very very. I've learned this this
past week with true patience that youcannot change the past. You cannot change
(39:00):
what has already happened. You canonly react, react to it and look
forward to uh many opportunities that youwon't fail in the future. Exactly spot
on words of wisdom from guy Tana. You got dad jokes this episode,
you got words of wisdom of thisepisode, you got a little bit of
crack added energy. Well more canI give you? People? What more
can I give you? Also?My bad, my apologies, my sincere
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apologies to our audience because this episodeis like ten minutes, twelve minutes of
me telling absolutely fucking terrible dad jokes. But hey, you know what my
objective was completed, and I wastedyour time successfully. So don't we do
that every week? I do thatevery week. I do that every week,
every every Monday morning at seven am. I think we do that every
week. I think we waste everyone'severy week because you actually know what,
(39:49):
No, you learn a lot fromthis podcast, and I think you should
listen to this podcast every week,and to really support us, you should
download the episode. That's what Ithink you should do. I think the
best way to educate yourself further andfor yourself to also get into Harvard,
you should download this episode. Yeah, yeah, that we can. We
can. We can claim that potentiallyit sometimes works one hundred percent of the
(40:15):
time. If you download this episode, it will sometimes one hundred percent get
you into Harvard. Yeah. Yeah, don't ask us where the statistics came
from, but I would say onehundred percent of the time works. Maybe
sometimes all ruds line, maybe sometimesin the anchorman, not fifty percent of
the time. I love it hundredpercent of the time. Some of the
(40:36):
times, maybe perhaps you get onthe episode. I love Costco. All
right, everyone, thank you somuch for listening to this episode of Dumb
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on SoundCloud sound anymore or on YouTubenow though, or on YouTube? What
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send us a topic to talk about, No or give our take on I
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put this out this notice out rightbefore we recorded, and it's from at
PAV bondweight from PAV oh shit,and have have has the legendary question I
don't know best anime of all timequestion mark Naruto go ahead and logging,
(42:54):
Yeah that makes sense or ever andalways Girck, I just remember, like
maybe Jiu jitsu Kaisen. I thinkthat's almost up there. It's definitely the
top three. This I think Ithink jiu jitsu Kaisen is my second favorite
of all time. I will saythis, I think it's past Filma Augmo's
(43:16):
Brotherhood. I think I think FullMetal is now. Brotherhood is now third
place. Jujitskais is second, butNaruto stays with that one. Bro,
I fucking love Naruto. Got toomuch. Weave Shito's good, Narto's gas
Bro sage mode. You got toads. You got fucking chixel pink hair that
are annoying? What more do youneed? They got fucking toads, Bro,
(43:39):
they got fucking toads. You talkabout some fucking giant ass ghost called
a Susono, you know him betterthan a Susano. Okay, that's okay,
that's it's pretty cool. All right, that's it, everybody. Uh,
good show,
Dairy on the beat. All right, Welcome everyone back to another episode of
Dumb and Delicious, the podcast hostedby Guy Tannel, Parrty and Jack Hamilton.
My name is Guy Tano, Myname is Jack. I got a
Clementine on my hand. I gota glack Amori. No, I got
(00:21):
a Clementy in my hand. Itfeels really nice. Jack. How you
doing today? I haven't heard thatsong in ages. Dude, I'm fucking
I'm burnt, man, I'm sofucking tired. Say with me now,
Say with me now. I gota glackam arari seventeen shots on thirty eight.
Say with me now, Yeah,dude, I'm fucking I'm so tired.
(00:42):
I don't know what is up withthe world today. But I went
to bed hell early last night soI could have energy today to get what
I need to get done today.And I went to bed early, and
I woke up and I just couldn'tknocket out of bed this morning. I
was so tired. I go toschool. It gets class, sorry,
then at the class like fucking fortyfive minutes late in turns of doing presentations
(01:03):
all class, so I'm not showingI'm not walking in the middle of the
presentation. Last presentation takes a fuckinghour to do, so I just don't
fucking make it. I wake upto go with my nine am and I
don't even go to my nine am. When's my next class? Is it
like a tutorial where it's like whereit's like a smaller class, you know,
I interrupt? Or Is it likeno, it's like it's like thirty
thirty people? I think? Sostill still like you don't you know,
(01:26):
I'll stick out your sort thumb ifI walk in late. Oh Sorry'm nodding.
And then my next class is anuntil fucking three pm, dude.
So I spend the entire I didn'teven know what I did the entire day.
I was like pretty locked in fromlike eleven until two. But there's
like a fucking revolving door of peopleconstantly like coming, sitting with me and
(01:49):
leaving, and sitting with me andleaving, just like people I know throughout
the day. Then I go tomy fucking three o'clock class and I can't
pay attention. I literally can't focusfor the fun fucking life of me.
So what do I do in theentire class two hours? I read manga
the entire fucking time I read Vegabond. I read the first like forty five
chapters of Vagabond over the span oftwo hours, and it was fucking amazing.
(02:12):
It is so good, I'm gonnaread the rest of it. Sorry,
did you say Vegabonds or did yousay Wundbomb? No? I said,
I said Vega. I said Vegabond. It's about like a samurai.
It's about a samurai that fights withthe wooden Like that's so far that fights
with a wooden sword, and it'sfucking set computes. Yeah, he's a
he's a he's a fucking demon.Anyways, and then I left. I
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left the Class five and I'm like, okay, I have two hours to
get this assignment done. What happens? I don't get fuck all done.
For those two hours, I donothing. I end up just shooting this
ship with people the entire time,then not getting anything done. And then
it's like six forty five and I'msitting there staying at my monitor far as
As to my left, and Ilook at her and I'm like, I
and this is when a lot ofpeople just got went to the gym.
(02:55):
So it's like me, Ashley,They're probably listen to this right now,
Baziana, what up? Actually?Uh? Farzana is like just like we'll
meet the middle, or we'll meetlike meet in the middle. Do a
little bit. Now, finish thesection. Now to do the rest when
you get home. Okay, howlong does it take me to finish the
section? That took me a fuckingfour hours? Storrite earlier? Maybe five
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minutes, maybe ten minutes. Justwhen I locked in finished it and I
was like, I was like,okay, I to go home and do
the rest. I go home,I eat, and I fall asleep at
my dinner table. I literally fallasleep at my dinner table, like with
my head on the table. ThenI wake up and I'm like, what
the fuck? Where am I goup try and get some work done.
And I fell asleep at my deskand I woke up at like nice probably
(03:38):
quarter to nine. Yeah, Andnow now I'm here and this fucking day
has been brutal? How are youguy? Dana? Before before I get
into mind, say with me.Now I gotta lock the Maraori, what
do you want to that? Idon't know, man, You know what,
(03:59):
It's been a fun, great day. I'm not gonna lie I'm not
gonna brag, but I had afucking great day. I woke up a
little a little bit sleep deprived.You know, I didn't get my full
eight hours, but that's okay.I had about seven hours of sleep.
I then proceeded to wake up extraearly today for work to make myself a
bomb ass breakfast. I made somepancakes, I made some bacon. I
made some scrambled days with some greenonions and red peppers, some pepper,
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some cheese inside of it. Itwas fucking bomb as shit. Ate that
John on the train also brought aprotein shake to have in the morning as
well. Drank that protein shake onthe train. Got to work butt like
finish all my work for a prepbefore we opened the restaurant, like fucking
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thirty minutes before we opened, whichI felt amazing about. Came finished my
work, I was debating able gettingramen, and then I went, you
know what, I'm not that hungry, so I'm gonna go home. I'm
gonna cook the chicken. So Icooked my fucking massive amount of chicken.
I think it was like and chickenbreast I cooked today, and yeah,
I changed with the rest of soUnfortunately, the first time I did it,
(05:02):
I undercooked it, so but thesecond time, I uh, the
second time that I cooked it orput it back in the oven, it
was good. It was perfect.And that's the one I posted on my
story. Anyways, cooked chicken,had a shower, fucked around my phone
for a little bit, watched somesuits obviously because I'm a gigga Chad,
(05:23):
and then now I'm here, nowwe're recording, and I'm in that little
crack crack addict energy Mulco hyped asfuck for playing Fortnite. Later, I've
been on that Fortnite grind. Idon't know why, but like I could
low key play that game every singlenight. Good morning America, Fortnite stop.
I haven't played it in a minute. I have a mean to get
(05:43):
back into your text me of thenight to play, and I was like,
fuck, yeah, I want toplay it, and it was just
like I just lost track of timeentirely. I'm also you mentioned Fortnite.
Holy fuck, dude, I'm gettingcrazy deja vu right now? What the
fuck? Yeah? Yeah, I'msitting here trying to enter it type Fortnite
in to download it, and I'mgetting I was I gonna say oh,
(06:10):
whoa look at this orange looks fuckingsick. When were we talking about forty
press record? Oh? Oh,I also had a dilemma. I had
a dilemma before that, before thatadded dilemma. So I've been trying to
grow facial hair recently because I waslike, I'm finally comfortable, like with
it on my face and I'm whitedude with patchy facial hair. Okay,
(06:32):
it's a tough look unless it's doneproperly. You can't get too long,
rustlers gross, and you gotta keepit clean. I was keeping it clean,
but it got too long, Okay, So I'm like, what am
I gonna do? I'm gonna shaveit down. I'm gonna shave it down
to keep it stubble. Right,Guyana looking in my my face cameraight now,
(06:54):
do you see any facial hair onmy face? Negative? Private?
Negative? Would like know what happenedthe they air that I've been growing out
and trimming down, then growing outand trimming down to get it more thick.
Because if you grow it out,the ones that grow fast are going
to grow in, and you trimit down and then they grow out again
quicker. But then the ones thattake forever to grow in in the patchy
spots also have time to grow,you know what I mean. And then
(07:16):
I'm so I'm shaving it down,and I fucking sneeze and I take that
ship right to the skin. Bro. It's like asking a barber to's just
just a little bit, just alittle trim and then off to all of
it gone. So now I haveto deal with it. And I used
to be like a clean you know, clean shaven face all the time and
(07:41):
a clean homo sapien. I don'tfuck with it at all anymore, not
the slightest. I hate it.Yep. Once you, once you get
like used to the facial hair,you kind of her to love it and
it gives you more confidence. Thereforeyou never want to be shaven again.
Yeah. Yeah, I fucking hatehaving a clean shaven face. I looked
stupid as fun. Even even NoahI camera the last time he was clean
clean shaving. And if he doesn'thave a beard, he at least has
a stash, he at least hasthe porn stash on. Yeah, so
(08:05):
that's why I'm right now. Anyways, onto the good news, and if
you are someone who's into like theBBM Electric music scene at all, and
you live in to GTA, youwant hundred percent know about what we're about
the fucking talk about, and thatis you me, b you mean oh
(08:28):
you mean I l e R.What's that bell? Boiler room? Motherfucking
boiler room. Yeah, yeah,boiler room. I remember watching like boiler
room videos when I was in likefucking school, dude, like looking at
really, oh my god, Iknow the first year, second year I
think would be more like it.But I remember like hopping on YouTube and
(08:50):
looking up like boilerroom sets and myfavorite DJs, and like you just I
just listened to those in the background, like when I'm trying get worked none
because some guys have like really fuckinggood sets. And now now that I
have fucking money and I'm aware thatit's happening, because last time it happened
in Toronto, it didn't like Iwas not aware of it, and I
was fucking pissed that I missed it. Same but now same, I am
on that shit. And I gota handful of people. I know it's
(09:13):
school cop tickets, all the fuckingguy Tano cop tickets. I had cop
tickets so fast, bro, Iforgot they went on sale today and I
so quickly fucking shot to my myphone. I was at work, I
went to the bathroom, took aquick little break on the Dukie Bowl,
and then I bought the tickets andnaim, I'm so fucking amped. I
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remember I remember hearing about it somuch last summer and not going and be
like, fuck, man, Ikind of feel like I missed out hard.
And last summer it was only Toronto, Toronto Island or something, and
they were like literally fucking DJs onthe beaches in the sand. I was
like, this is fucking sick.It was like a massive beach park and
like, I don't know if it'slike that again. I fucking hope it
is. I'm amped. June first, Saturday, June first, two pm.
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Start, Oh, ten pm,Baby, let's fucking go. Yeah,
I'm fucking I'm high. And youreally know, it's a Saturday night.
It's a Saturday night. You gotat ten pm, you go,
get a quick bite to eat,and you keep going that, you keep
going again, you go harder atthe club, you go, it's a
whole day of partying. Yeah,I'm high, club dude, listen,
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I'm excited. I don't even knowwho the fuck's playing. I don't even
know who the dj s that is, but me neither. There's like they
won't let us down. No,they won't let us down. It's been
like I don't want to say aplague, but it's like a plague of
buying speculation because everyone I know islike, I don't know where it is
and I don't know who's playing.I'm gonna waite if I buy a ticket.
Yeah, and literally, like fuckingdominoes, I get text from Gitano
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I bought tickets, and like twoor three of my friends throughout the day
are like, yeah, I cameup to me like, yeah, I
fucking I bought tickets. I boughttickets, so I guess I'm buying tickets.
Noah, who doesn't listen to thispodcast is not going to hear me
fucking flame him. But oh,here's here's some Noah lore, some Noah
update lore. After three years,I think, being single and my grandfather
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questioning his sexuality because he didn't havea girlfriend for so long, he is
he's on the saddle confirmed straight hasa girlfriend. Uh, And I was
gonna say, oh, yeah,and you know what happens when you feel
then when you first start dating someone, right, honeymoon stage yep, and
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motherfuckers sellout. You know what Imean? Motherfuckers sell out. Motherfucker's pamp
themselves out. Killing with the boys. No gaming with the boys, No,
no staying on top of the planswith the boys, no fucking making
plans with the boys. Okay,this dude has been m I a from
just about everything for about three weeksnow. I won't even answer my text
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no more. It's getting ridiculous.She's dope, you know, do you
she's Do you hear that in thedistance? What I hear a small calling?
Simp sip, simp. You hearthat? You gotta put some echo
and rerib on that dudem simp simp. Oh my god, it's so clear
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he's a simp. Yep, yep. And the thing is is that she's
dope, she's cool. I havenothing again, start at all, for
anything that is happening, because noone went so long without a girlfriend that
I completely forgot what it's like whenhe does have one. He was and
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it's and it's fucking gig dude.Anyways, how this relates to is I
mentioned boiler room to Noah about sixdifferent times in the past week. Okay,
I'm gonna buy my ticket tonight.It will be the last time I
mentioned boiler room to no after Itell Hi, I buy my ticket.
If he does not show up,that is on him straight up. This
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is a show up or buy aticket either. It's that would be the
last time I mentioned it to him. My ticket, that's it. And
I'm chilling on that. And I'mchilling on that. Also, if you
here rattling in the background, mywindows slightly open because I I'm the hottest
fuck right now and I'm trying tocool down a little bit, so there
might be a little bit of alittle bit of you know what I mean
in the background, a little bitof click clack clack, coock clack.
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What the fuck is this? Dice? Is that the website that you buy
the tickets from. I've never boughta ticket for a website called Dice before
in my life me neither I didtoday. Welcome to the Dice family.
Welcome to the Dice family. Welcometo the Dice family. Will we roll
our our risks and our rewards?Speaking of, are there any like good
events going down in the next fewmonths, because it's like it's it's time.
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The time is coming. I knowit's only January, February starting,
Debruary starts tomorrow, but you knowwhat I mean, The time is.
The time is coming of like youknow, yeah, I'm half asleep.
Here help me. The time iscoming. The time has cometh. Where
Jack shall vanquished yet another night ofdrinking and partying, Yes, perfect,
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and where that where that will be, when that will be to be determined,
however to be determined. He ishe is, he is, I
would say he is brune. No, he's ripe and ready for action the
most respectful way. That's the Ilike. That's actually, that's a new
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way of saying. I'm ready toI'm single way to mingle. I'm ripe
and ready to What did I say, I'm ripe and ready to, ripe
and ready for action? I thinkripe and ready for action. Sure,
I like that. I funk withthat, ripe and ready for action,
just like his freshly shaved hairs.Don't talk about that, don't Why do
you just remind me? I justcan saw my clean shaven face and wanted
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to shoot myself in the head.Bro, you heard me, I'll think
you heard me. Earlier when youwere talking about it, You're like,
You're like, yeah, man,I usually like to keep it clean shaven.
And then I just kind of lookedat the camera. The face kind
of went, Ladies, he keepsit clean. Down there. You said,
you said, you said, Iuh, you said I like to
keep it clean. And I lookedat the camera and when ladies, he
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likes to keep it clean, that'sa win. Oh my dog, just
fucking the nastiest ass I think I'veever heard in my life. And the
smell matches the fucking sound. Holyshit, it Rip, don't say that,
dude, Don't encourage him. Hecan't speak English, he's also deaf
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and blind, but he'll understand that. Yo, Spanky, you gottess.
What a what a small beast?Bro? Holy man, I don't know.
Today's like completely fucking spun me aroundwith like just how low energy and
how fucking sleepy I've been and justlike not productive, not focused at all,
and it is just like dragging overand I just want to go to
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bed and wake up tomorrow and actuallybe able to do something I was gonna
say. And I think I workon Friday, and if I get to
wait, if I got a callto coming. If I have like a
fucking am you have on Friday,and I don't know what I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna blow up. I'm gonnabe so mad, though, Sorry,
what were you going to say?I I was gonna say that I
just had a orange clementine what everyonecalls. I think it was an orange
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big cine. I agreed, Butthis is like a medium size, and
I don't know what a medium wouldbe would be translated to what do you
mean a medium size, like likean extremely large Chramantine clementine or like Chramantine
cripping escaping. No, it lookslike an orange. It tasted like an
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orange, but it like is notas big as an orange, but it's
also bigger than a clementine. Ifit tastes like an orange, and bro
huh, if it tastes like anorange, then it's an orange it tastes
like or it could have been justa really not sweet clementine. This is
a random an insert. But soI was on TikTok the other day and
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I'm never on TikTok, but Isaw this video and I thought it was
so funny. So I want toshare with you all. So, uh,
there's a guy at a bar allright, or a guy that approaches
a bar and he goes to thebartender, Hey, I want a rubbing
coke. So the bartender goes,no problem, one rumming coke, here
you go, and he hands himan apple and the apple the guy's like,
what the fuck, says I askedfor rubbing coke, and bartender looks
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at him with a very serious faceand he goes, trust me, buddy.
So he takes a bite of theapple and goes, holy shit,
tastes like rum. The guy goesthe bartender goes, flip it around.
The guy eats the other si ofthe apple and goes, holy shit,
it tastes like coke, right,and then the bartend's like, you're welcome
whatever. Second guy comes in.Second guys like can I get a gin
and tonic? Guy? Bartender offershim and gives him an apple. Guy
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take goes what the fuck and thefirst guy goes, trust me on this.
So the second guy takes a bikeand goes, holy shit, tastes
like gin. And then the bartendersays, turn it around, takes a
bike and goes, holy shit.He's like tonic this is my favorite to
get drunk whatever. And then athird guy comes up right, and the
bartender goes, what can I dowith free buddy, and I goes,
I don't know. I haven't decidedyet. So the first guy goes,
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no, matter what you order,he's gonna give you an apple. So
the a third guy goes, hmm, and he ponders, and he goes,
got an apple, Yeah, applethat tastes like pussy. And the
bartender goes, do I have anapple that tastes like pussy? Immediately puts
an apple in front of him andthen uh, the guy, the third
guy, he takes a bite ofit, spits it down and goes,
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oh, this is like shit,and the bartender looks at him in a
serious face and goes turn it around. And then after that he goes,
it's just like I'm back in Thailand. That was funny. What if apples
tasted like pussy? What if fucktasted like pussy? Oh dude, fuck
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off, dude, I love ascent of citrus already. If you could
put two things that you love together, why not, right, chocolate,
don't know oranges would be the twothings. Did you ever hear of the
grapefruit technique. Fuck up, man, come on, crack addicurs. Brother.
I thought, dude, I thoughtyou were gonna like set me up
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there for like a really shitty dadjoke. And then they got me thinking
about some pretty shitty dad jokes thatI've heard, and I was like,
oh, I got him on that, right. No, he's just telling
go for it, spit a dadjoke. Let's hear you. Come on,
Papa Jack, this one. Thisone absolutely killed my brother. It
made okay, here's okay. Letme let me give some like shrivel up
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inside kill or like as like aman laugh quick explanation laughs. Okay,
good. So my brother is veryfond of dad jokes and Penguin to the
Zoo. Whenever he tells them ina group yeah, exactly. Whenever he
tells them in a group setting,nobody laughs. I'm typically the only person
who laughs at them. So Itold Noah this dad joke that I heard,
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and he was fucking crying, laughing, And then I tell it to
my entire family at my grandfather's houseover dinner, and nobody laughed at all.
So I don't know what the takeis, but I'll say it.
Okay, No one's gonna fucking laughbecause it's stupid as fuck. I thought
it was genius. Okay, allright. Anyways, So there's basically it's
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a group of monks. It's likea hardcore religious like small, small religious
sect living up on a mountain,super hardcore, very strong in their practices
and beliefs, you know, veryto themselves. Quiet people, I guess
you could put it. You know, they don't they don't drink, they
don't party, you know, nowives, they're not about having sex,
not anything like that. You know, shaved heads, same robes every day,
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and they follow strict daily schedules inorder to live their lives, you
know, to achieve maximum level ofpeace and you know, strongest connection to
their God. So they're airbenders.They had this ceremony where they have there's
like a leader, a head monk. Everyone's considered equal, but there's one
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head monk. Out of one hundredpeople, ninety nine of them are all
equal, and there's one of themwho's on the same playing field, but
he's the guy who kind of givesthem direction, right, And it's kind
of like an electing a prime ministeror a president. You know, it's
a pretty big thing. When ithappens, they have a vote, and
then the guy whoever, you know, represents the people's best or the monk's
best interest the most will get electedas the chief monk or the head monk.
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And a major part of their ritualto become the head monk is to
go back and practice or rewrite alltheir ancient texts, you know, make
a new, fresh copy so he'sable to go over them, and basically
he's forced to memorize and learn allof it and then rewrite it for the
next generation of monks to come.Right. So this year they elected a
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young monk who's like twenty years old. Typically all these guys are fifty sixty
seven years old at they're elected,you know what I mean. And they
bring a new guy in, ayoung guy, and everyone's pretty pretty cautious
of his ability to do what heneeds to do and you know, lead
them into the next generation, intothe future. But the reason why they
elected him because he's so smart andhe's so intelligent. He knows exactly what
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he needs to do for everyone tosucceed. Right, So it's the days
coming around for him to begin hisritual of rewriting all the text and he
goes to his senior, the previoushead monk. He's like, hey,
man, I have a little concernhere before I start, you know,
this big job. And Senior's listeningwas like, okay, yeah, what's
up. I'll hear you what.And he's like, so, the young
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monk says, He's like, so, if part of my duty is to
rewrite all the old ancient texts thathave been rewritten by the past monk,
wouldn't it be like a long gameof telephone? You know what I mean?
Certain words, certain meanings would getskewed, and the proper core original
text won't be It's like translated asproperly to the next generation. And he's
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like, oh, oh, youraise a really good point. And he's
like, I'll go back. I'mgonna look over the past few documents.
I'm gonna fix incorrect and the errors, and you know, compare it the
first one. And the young Monk'slike, okay, thank you man so
much. It's just it's gonna makethis a lot easier for me, and
it's gonna make it so that thetext that we read are gonna be a
lot more accurate. He's like okay, okay, how about this. You
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go enjoy your feast and I'll meetup with you guys after and I'll let
you know. You know, whatthe what the situation is with the ancient
texts. So they keep the ancienttext in this giant stone chamber that only
one person is allowed and at thetime, and it's the head monk because
the young monk has been elected yet, the old monk can still go in
and do this. So the youngmonk goes and they have a party,
no drinking still, you know,no women, nothing, and they're just
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celebrating, having a nice meal.And at the end of the meal,
before they bring out dessert, theyoung monk's like, it's been you know,
a good two three hours. I'mgonna go check on the monk that's
going over the text. So,you know, he walks out on the
hall, goes to the each stonechamber, knocks on it and the door
opens and the older monk peeks hishead and he's like, hey, what's
up. And the young one's like, eeyo, you know, I just
want to make sure you know,everything's going good in here, not getting
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too lost, and he's like no, no, no, thank you for
bringing this up. There's actually quitea few errs, a lot more to
be anticipated, actually, so Imight actually be here all night. Come
check on me tomorrow morning. Iactually know how about this. I'll meet
you at breakfast. And he's like, okay, awesome, have a nice
night, goes, he finishes dessertand they go to bed. Next morning,
he wakes up and he goes downto the mess hall and they're like,
everyone's here except the old head monk. And he's like, where's this
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guy? He said he'd meet usfor breakfast, And then a monk comes
running into the mess I was like, I'm hearing. He's like, I
have an emergency. You have anemergency. He's like, what's going on?
What's going on? He's like,there's you know, there's screaming and
crying coming from the ancient stone roomwhile the techs are and the young monk's
freaking out. He's like, ohno, like what could have gone wrong?
So, you know, he getsa few of his you know,
closer monk friends. I guess ifyou could call it that, and they
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go to the stone chamber and theysit down and they knock on the door.
The door doesn't open. From openingthe door. The person inside will
only come out when they are ready. So I sit there and knocking on
the door, slamming on the door, and it's not opening. And the
young Monk's like, you know what, clearly there's something wrong. I'm just
gonna open the door, say whatyou want. So he goes and he
swings the door open, and theold monk sitting there ancient scrolls, you
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know, everywhere, and he's justsobbing. He's crying bogus everything on the
ground. And the young Monk's like, what's going on? Everything okay?
And the old monk sitting there pullshimself up up the floor and he looks
in the eyes and he says itsays celebrate. I what celibate? Celebrate?
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Fuck? Fuck dude, No,that clicked on my head. But
I'm just confused. I can't Ican't remember when you actually mentioned celibate or
it was just like because they werereferring to like no no no women,
no drinking, etcetera. Living ona mountain, no women, no sex,
no drinks was implied. Okay,yeah, that's so fucked up.
You know what when you said whenyou when you were saying, He's like
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crying and stuff like that, orlike he's hearing screaming in the and the
thing my first thought was he foundout the truth, like it was at
the end of the joke there,and he was just he was clapping cheeks
to like some random hike he hiredor an escort or something. So the
young monk would have walked down thatand then the old monk would have died
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after his bust post bust, andthe young one would take over. And
then bullshit everything that sounds like somethingonly you could possibly think. And that's
the guitana ending. That is thecertified, the alternate ending. The twist,
that's the good ending. That's thegood end. She gave glock and
twists. You know what I'm saying. She gave him the good ending.
Dude, happy end because I said, I said, I said, I
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said celebrate, and I looked rightin the eye and he just like stared
at me, smiling, blink,blink, completely blank face. Fuck dude.
I have to say that, Ifeel like, how the fun did
you memorize all of that? Butthat was a long ass Like, that's
a long joke. I've impressed alot of it's off the top of your
head, a lot of it.You just have to remember that you have
to explain that it's a young monkoh text texts celebrating celebrate no sex,
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no alcohol, and then rewriting thetext, So those are like you just
make it up yourself. Oh andyou literally just fucking take it for it.
That's why it's a dad joke.You just have the basic idea and
then you just drag it out aslong as possible. Jesus Christ, that's
it. Did you ever hear aboutthe one with the ping pong balls?
No, okay, I got thisanother good one. So basically, there's
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this kid and he in like JKs K his you know, trash gas
accident. His parents pass away,and they made sure to drill into him
that he needs to succeed in schoolif he wants to find success later in
life. So his grandfather and anacademic works that you university, and this
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kid moves in with his grandfather andhis grandmother and they're going to basically help
educate him and raise him, youknow, because that's what his parents set
up in the in the chance thatemergency would occur and they were to you
know, tragically pass away. Soyou know, the kids going through elementary
school and I'm like grade seven.The grandfather sits down and he has a
child, the kid, and he'slike, hey, so next year you're
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grade eight, you're about to graduate, go to high school, and then
after high school things get pretty hectic. He's like, I want to offer
you. I want to make adeal with you. Every time that you
succeed in getting eighty five or higherin the test, I will give you
one of anything you want. Keepin mind with grandparents are very very wealthy.
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And the kid's like, fine,okay, yeah, sure I'll do
that. So, you know,a pretty good dealty. It finishes grade
seven, Grade eight starts. Youknow, it's getting it's getting pretty crazy.
Grade eight it's like, you know, thinking back right, oh wow,
nothing too bou what d crazy way? So, you know, kids
doing math and he's doing very well. Semester, come the exam, he's
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struggling, but he succeeds, getsan eighty five plus and looks at his
grandfather and his grandfather's like, whatwould you like as your reward? He's
like, I want to red pingpong ball. Grandfather's like she'd have one
of anything. And you ask fora red ping pong ball, and he's
like, yep, I want ared ping pong ball. He's like,
okay, okay, get some redping pong ball, you know English,
same thing eighty five plus, Likewhat do you want? He's like,
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I want a yellow ping pong ball. My grandfather's like, what the hell's
going on here? So, youknow, finishes his other courses. His
grandfather's like, wow, you succeedacross the board. How about this,
I'll give you one big gift foryour other three courses instead of just you
know, three small ones. Andthe kid's like, okay, I want
to blue, a yellow, anda green ping pong ball. Grandfather's like,
what the hell is going on here? Anyway, you know, respects
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his wishes, get some ping pongball, and he starts high school and
you know, I'm just letting youknow this story is pretty grim. Start
the high school and same thing,you know, he's doing, struggling,
struggling, you know, get usedto new things, and he doesn't really
succeed to well in the first year. It doesn't get any eighty five to
nay of his courses sixties across theboard. Not good, not good looks
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grandfather tells me. He's like,hey, you know, I understand you're
getting used to new things, butyou gotta you know, you got to
pick up your socks. You reallygot to get going here. It's high
school. This is where you learnthe habits to succeed in university and succeed
in your future career. The kid'slike, fine, fine, fine,
I get it. Grandfather gets ina tutor and the two year basically helps
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the kid and you know, gethis studies in check. And he doesn't
achieve eighty five's again, you know, it's eighties pretty good. So it
goes to his Grandfather's like, hey, granddad, you know I did pretty
well this year. Do you thinkI could, you know, maybe get
a reward for my efforts. Andthe grandfather's like, nope, you had
a deal eighty five or higher.Kids all pissed off. Whatever grade eleven
comes around, you know, andhe gets eighty five across the board.
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He's like, I got eighty five. It six my courses this year.
He's like, can I choose myreward? And Grandfather's like sure, go
ahead. He's like, okay,I want a blue, pink, purple
green, and a third yellow pingpong ball. His grandfather's like, what
the heck? Okay, fine,fine, gets the ping pong balls.
Grade twelve rolls around, He getsa straight hitter. It's all these crazy
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rewards. But his grandfather falls ill. And the grandfather is like, you
know, I don't know how muchlong, how much time I have left.
I'm going to keep our system going, but I just want to let
you know that if I'm not aroundform much longer, I need you to
make sure that you carry these habitsand you carry out your studies going to
universe. And the kids like,of course, of course, Grade twelve
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rolls around, ten courses eighty fiveplus. Grade twelve the year that really
matters. You know, he goescrazy on it, and you know he
gets to put universities. The grandfatherhe's's quite ill at this point. The
grandfather's like ten eighty fives, tengifts, what do you want? The
kid looks at his grandfather. He'slike, might be sick of me already,
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but want a black, white,purple, green, blue, yellow,
pink ping pong ball. The grandfather'slike, fine, fine, fine,
I'll get your ping pong balls,but I'm only gonna get you three
of them because you're asking all theseall these ping pong balls, and I
don't know what to do with them. So he gets into the ping pong
ball and he gives them to themand he's like, I just want to
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know what you need him for.And the kid's like, i'll tell you
later. I'll tell you later,you know, you mean with a lot
to me. Summer starts, kidsbuilt a university. Grandfather ends up in
the hospital. He's on his deathbed, you know, right before those university
smestially starts. The kid got intoa gone to Harvard, pretty elite school.
So he goes to visit his grandfatherbefore he takes off the Boston and
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he's in the hospital room and thegrandfather is looking in the eyes and he's
like, I don't know how muchtime I got left in this world,
maybe even a few hours, maybea few days, but before I pass
I just need to know what didyou need all the ping pong balls for?
Was it your mom? Was ityour dad? What happened? And
the kid looks him in the eyeand the grandfather dies, So he just
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never gets to hear the answer.Yeah, that's it. Are you fucking
kidding me? I wanted to knowso badly about the king pong balls.
Oh my god, man, dude, my fucking grandfather told me that joke
when I was like eight, andhe's like, okay, hold on,
I only did an element. Iwas like keeping track of like how what
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colored balls and everything, and theywere fuck man, fuck you. I
only did high school. Dude.My grandfather did all the way from grade
one to the finished university. Okay. When he told me this joke when
I was like fucking nine, Iget for twenty minutes while you explained this
joke to me, and he's likeand he dies, and I was like,
okay, pingbom balls. He's like, I don't know, grandfather,
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grandfather's dead going out, dude,what the fuck man? The whole point
of that joke is literally just towaste time. That's it. I thought
it. I thought it had todo with the fact that that like the
ping pong walls relate to university interms of like, oh, like he's
gonna party and he's gonna be knownas like the color do with all the
colored ping pong balls, which isstupid, But like, I don't know
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if that was the only thing thatpopped in my head of why he would
want that. Yep, yeap,isn't It's just fucking it's so stupid.
It's so like, do we justdo we just rickroll everybody? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, sorry guys.Sorry. So another big part of the
joke for those who can't see iswhen you're like counting out the ping pong
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balls, you got to make sureyou're counting out your fingers, so it's
like kind of gives them an ideathat you're keeping track of what ping pong
balls you're talking about, so theyget like this association in their head.
And then the grandfather just dies andhe never finds out about what happens with
the ping pong balls, and that'sit. You're like like, this is
a pretty grim story. I'm likeokay, and you're like, yeah,
he dies. I'm like I easy, Well, yeah, because his parents
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died at the beginning and then hisgrandfather dies, so it's pretty grim.
But fuck it sucks. Yeah.Cold world, man, cold world,
cold war Oh, cold world.Excuse me? Oh my goodness. Well,
after after that those dad jokes,I'm gonna check if we have any
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questions. Otherwise I think we shouljust wrap it up. You got any
dad jokes. I got really short. You gotta have something in the bank
before we rap. I got areally short one, and that is what
did. It's like a two liner. A roofer is drafting up an agreement
with homeowners regarding their roof, andthe homeowners go, oh, is there
any discount you can give us?Right and the home and the roofer just
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responds, Nope, but it's onthe house. That's a good one.
I like that. Stupid as fuck. Nope, it's on the house.
I fucking hate that. I hatethat ship. Dude, that's the only
one I think about. Tom IhadI do have. There's a couple more
has got to be, but yeah, I have an arsenal of shitty dad
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joke. I haven't you've heard thepenguin ones. I'm saving those for the
next episode. I'm not gonna dothose. Jesus are doing it. Sorry,
that's not every episode we do adad joke. Hey man, if
that's if that's what happens, that'swhat happens. That's what happens. I'm
saying, is the fucking penguin oneeither makes you laugh your ass off.
I thought you're just gonna be likepenguin I'm not gonna get it at all,
(36:22):
penge no offense. Maybe you justkind of go really, which penguin
one? Okay, don't don't spoilanything. Is the ice cream one or
is it the zoo one? Thezoo one? Yeah, the zoo one's
not really supposed to hit. Well, No, we'll get to we'll get
We'll get to hear the penguin onewith the ice cream in the next episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'llexplain. I'll explain that one next
episode. One next episode. Youknow, I'm sitting there picking away at
(36:45):
the ice cream, you know whatI mean. Also, just really quickly,
because I forgot to mention as well. I went to Nostalgics concert on
this past Saturday. Fucking ship awesomeas fuck, but the worst way you
could have possibly ended, I gotmy fucking wallet stolen. No way.
So, ladies and gentlemen of thejury and friends all around. I have
(37:07):
been in the process of reclaiming everythingthat I had in my wallet, and
it is going well to process.Everything's in motion. It's just a matter
of waiting for everything to come in. I have most of everything, but
not everything. But for my ownsecurity, I will not mention the things
that I have in my wallet anymoreat this moment, except I can confidently
tell you all that I got mymembership card for the gym right away.
(37:31):
That was the first thing I gotback. But yeah, anyways, nostalgic,
fantastic at Rebel Noir, no offense. But I will, let's sign
in across the country for guy Tana, gonna be like in Alaska, Look
what the fuck is he doing outthere? I'm going to respectfully, uh
(37:52):
never go back to uh never goback to Rebel unless it's for a artist
absolutely adore. And if that isthe case, I will be bringing minimal
things, not just my wallet up. I only bring one card and one
ID and that's it. Yeah,because I was bro I was pissed.
I will say this. I'm notaccusing anyone specifically, However, I will
(38:15):
say this. I put my walletin co check. That is my own
fault, because you should not putanything valuable in the code check area.
I but I had my wallet wrappedaround a T shirt that I took off.
I put that T shirt in SODI was wrapped around my wallet inside
my jacket, put it, gaveit to the people at co check seeing
it secured in my jacket pocket,and when I got it back, it
(38:36):
was taken. So the only waysomeone would have taken my Walt my wallet
is if they intentionally went into myjacket and stooped around and took it themselves
who had access to that room.That's all I'm gonna say. I'm pretty
pissed. Sorry, I was pissed. I'm now not furious. I'm now
not uh And I've learned very I'velearned very very. I've learned this this
past week with true patience that youcannot change the past. You cannot change
(39:00):
what has already happened. You canonly react, react to it and look
forward to uh many opportunities that youwon't fail in the future. Exactly spot
on words of wisdom from guy Tana. You got dad jokes this episode,
you got words of wisdom of thisepisode, you got a little bit of
crack added energy. Well more canI give you? People? What more
can I give you? Also?My bad, my apologies, my sincere
(39:23):
apologies to our audience because this episodeis like ten minutes, twelve minutes of
me telling absolutely fucking terrible dad jokes. But hey, you know what my
objective was completed, and I wastedyour time successfully. So don't we do
that every week? I do thatevery week. I do that every week,
every every Monday morning at seven am. I think we do that every
week. I think we waste everyone'severy week because you actually know what,
(39:49):
No, you learn a lot fromthis podcast, and I think you should
listen to this podcast every week,and to really support us, you should
download the episode. That's what Ithink you should do. I think the
best way to educate yourself further andfor yourself to also get into Harvard,
you should download this episode. Yeah, yeah, that we can. We
can. We can claim that potentiallyit sometimes works one hundred percent of the
(40:15):
time. If you download this episode, it will sometimes one hundred percent get
you into Harvard. Yeah. Yeah, don't ask us where the statistics came
from, but I would say onehundred percent of the time works. Maybe
sometimes all ruds line, maybe sometimesin the anchorman, not fifty percent of
the time. I love it hundredpercent of the time. Some of the
(40:36):
times, maybe perhaps you get onthe episode. I love Costco. All
right, everyone, thank you somuch for listening to this episode of Dumb
and Delicious. For some Dumb anddelicious content. If you aren't listening to
us already, you can follow uson the following platforms. You can follow
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(41:00):
thought you're gonna say SoundCloud there,Yeah, I just Google Chrome fucking lost
my eyesight. Sounded weird you sayingthat without saying SoundCloud. But we're not
on SoundCloud sound anymore or on YouTubenow though, or on YouTube? What
was I gonna say? Oh yeah, my bit. And if you haven't,
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us on any of us social media, you can find us on Instagram at
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send us any questions you want tohear your answer, any topics who wants
to hear to talk about. That'sone thing no one's actually ever done yet
send us a topic to talk about, No or give our take on I
guess Medvez did it. Like oneof our first earlier, earlier episodes,
(41:42):
no one sent us a topic totalk about in a while, So how
about the next person to send usa topic to talk about. If I
ever see you in person, Iwill give you a big old handshake basket
of classants. Oh and maybe ifyou want, I can take you to
like Metro and get you some chocolatemilk or something. And if you want
(42:04):
to send us any questions or Ijust want to just have a chat and
that in DMS, let us knowbecause we're always there and we're always answering.
Honestly, I think I might respondto my Instagram DMS more than I
actually respond to my text messages becauseI forget that I have text messages.
So you know, I'm just saying, but do we anyways? Check us
out there? And again, youknow, if you really want to support
(42:27):
us, you get down with theepisode. I am so sorry to put
you on the spot, but wedo have one question because I did only
put this out this notice out rightbefore we recorded, and it's from at
PAV bondweight from PAV oh shit,and have have has the legendary question I
don't know best anime of all timequestion mark Naruto go ahead and logging,
(42:54):
Yeah that makes sense or ever andalways Girck, I just remember, like
maybe Jiu jitsu Kaisen. I thinkthat's almost up there. It's definitely the
top three. This I think Ithink jiu jitsu Kaisen is my second favorite
of all time. I will saythis, I think it's past Filma Augmo's
(43:16):
Brotherhood. I think I think FullMetal is now. Brotherhood is now third
place. Jujitskais is second, butNaruto stays with that one. Bro,
I fucking love Naruto. Got toomuch. Weave Shito's good, Narto's gas
Bro sage mode. You got toads. You got fucking chixel pink hair that
are annoying? What more do youneed? They got fucking toads, Bro,
(43:39):
they got fucking toads. You talkabout some fucking giant ass ghost called
a Susono, you know him betterthan a Susano. Okay, that's okay,
that's it's pretty cool. All right, that's it, everybody. Uh,
good show,
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