December 27, 2023 • 47 mins
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingleall the way. Oh what fun it
is to sing in a glass ofbourbon nog. Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way. Oh whatfun it is to sink in a
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glass of bourbon nog scrambling for mykeys. Oh wait, the ubers here
looking for my flask, trying notto puke. Ha haa haa. My
vision starts to spin, my stomachstarts to roll. What fun it is
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to right singing in an uber xto night yack, jingle bells, jingle
bells chicking away. Oh what funit is to sing in a glass of
bourbon nog. Jingle bells, jinglebells, jingle all the way. Oh
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what fun it is to sync ina glass of bourbon nog Hopping out the
car and the night is very young? Oh my trig to night enjoy us
in the song. I think Ilost my phone and I just broke my
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seal. Let's grab another drain.The courage starts to flow one more time.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingleall the way. Oh what fun
it is to sync in a glassof urb nung. Jingle bells, jingle
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bells jingle all the way. Ohwhat fun it is to sink in a
glass of bourbon nug Merry Christmas syncup. Welcome everyone back to another jolly
episode of Dumb and Delicious, yourpodcast, hosted by Guytanna Perritori and Jack
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Hamilton. My name is jolly oldGuy Tanno, My name is jolly old
Jack Hamilton, and uh, Ihave a fucking metronome. I mean,
I don't know where. I don'tknow where Guytano is gonna end up placing
that that song definitely not at thispoint because we already spoiled it, but
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at the very at the very beginning, that track that we fucking laid down
for you guys, we wrote thelyrics of that. We had a metronome
going because we try to record overdiscord and like sink our voices and there's
like a delay, so it's veryhard. So we had a metronome trying
to sink us up. And Ihad that fucking eighty bpm metronome taken away
for like fifteen minutes. My earsare rattling, it's echoing in my head.
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Dude, I'm just glad it's over, but it was worth it.
We cooked, we cooked something,we fucking shifted up. Definitely fucking worth
it. That was a that wasdefinitely one of the one of the beats
of all time. I'll definitely saythat, I think I might I might
try to extract that as a songitself and then post that exclusively on Spotify
as like a separate thing, likejust post a quote unquote episode. But
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it's just the song. It's justus singing jingle bells. Yeah, the
raunchy, the raunchy Christmas Eve nightout drinking addition of jingle bells. Have
we ever discussed that on the podcastOh what we do every year? Yeah?
Have we the past few years?I don't think we have. Maybe
we have. I don't know,But let's just give it. Let's give
them a hyme reminder of those reminders. Just join us and our family this
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past year. What do what dowe do on Christmas? Jack so Gitano
and I our families. We goto Uh it's a thing for so you
obviously you know, Christmas is abig thing for Catholics, but a lot
of Catholics do There's this thing calledmidnight Mass. So people go to Mass
on Christmas Day, but some peoplego to midnight Mass, which is midnight
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like Christmas Eve going into Christmas Day, and it's a Mass from twelve am
to one am, and it's justa little more like, you know,
a lot more singings involved, alot more candles, and just it's a
lot it's a lot nicer. AndGaetana's family participates in it, and our
family, my family participates in goingto midnight Mass. And typically what we
do is after midnight Mass, ataround you know, one fifteen thirty,
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we bundle up, sweatpants, jackets, the whole fucking shebang. We fill
up our flasks and get a fewdrinks and we go and we do a
massive route around around our neighborhood region, hitting SIPs at every at every crossroad
and playing Christmas music and singing theentire time. And I don't necessarily know
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what started this tradition. I can'trecall the first time we did it.
I also don't remember who thought ofit or when we were like, fuck
it, let's start doing it.But we've been doing it at least for
the past four years. I knowthat for sure. And yeah, a
nice little Christmas tradition, A nicelittle Christmas tradition. And Eric Beattie comes
along too. Sometimes I think Thomasmight make an appearance. Who knows.
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Honestly, the more the merrier,you know what I mean, The more
the merrier, more Christmas, enoughreindeer for the sleigh, you know what
I mean, because at one pointin the end of the night, someone's
going to have to be pulled homeand dragged home. Oh yeah, there
was actually one one time we diddo it. Bro I drank way too
much, and I remember I wasliterally hungover for three days after. I
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was like hung over the entire dayof Christmas, the day after and the
day after that. I remember wakingup a Christmas morning just dying, dying
so dead. I remember the truckand took off my grandparents two and a
half hours away. So I wasstuck, oh god, and cramped in
the car pickup truck. No,not even not even the car. We
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didn't get. We didn't get theSEV. We took the pick up because
it was snow as motherfuckers was dyingback there, My fuckers was dying.
I remember the one year. Ithink it was one of the first years
that we did it, and itwas there was a funck ton of snow
on the ground, and I rememberus getting our our snow pants and everything
and making a massive snow cock onthe brick wall of an elementary school.
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And it was that was peaking.That was so much fun. That day
was the night that I died forthree days after. Yeah, probably we
drink a lot that night. Didn'twe show up for that? Who?
I think? I think we wentto the near we all met up at
our high school. I think,yes, I was there. It was
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also there briefly, I think too. Wait, was that the same night
or was that a different night?Where where New Year's? Actually, that
might be New Year's because I rememberwhen we went up with Louise and Isaiah
there was barely any snow on theground when we went for Christmas. It
was like the ship to Fellow thepolice, navidad dude, the police.
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That was that was that last year? Two years ago? I don't know,
but I'm doing it again. Ifyou follow me on Instagram, get
ready, get ready, you caninstagram you watch it. You can watch
it live on Instagram as it's happening. Christmas. Basically, every single time
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we hit a pit stop and wetook a sip or whatever. Jack for
some reason, plays Alice Navidad atthe exact part of the song every fucking
video, so you really skimmed throughthe story and it's just Felise Navi that
plice. We're just teleporting between differentplaces. It's so fucking stupid, and
it usually has you raising your head, raising your phone above your head and
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just giving like a smoulder and likejust showing everyone where what zone we're at?
Now, what pit stop we're at? Cheeky cheers, throw down the
step to the next pit stop,dude, Alista, the next one,
to the next one. Oh man, doing that Christmas jingle got me in
the Christmas spirit a lot. I'mnot gonna lie. Yeah, I'm very
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rude. It was very quite crude. We we haven't had a lot of
snow this uh this uh winter sofar. We're in for a dryer,
uh less precipitation winter. So Isaw something online. It was wording an
el Nino year, whatever the fuckthat means, and it's dry and blah
blah blah. I'm not a meteorologist, but something on the lines of that.
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We totally forgot about checking as well, So Jack checking, how are
you, dude, dude, I'mdone exams I'm done this semester. I
feel like I am on top ofthe world right now. Oh my lord,
school has been fucking killing me,and I've just been I'm not gonna
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lie. I've been suffering, justover and over again. But we're back.
We're back, and we're happy andwe feel good. How about you
good? I had a really crazypast week and a half, two weeks
be on different sets, getting newgigs, auditions, et cetera. Obviously,
working, getting ready for Christmas,buying presents, just shit like that.
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It's just a busy time of theyear. Yeah. I rescheduled my
real estate exam because I won moretime to study, so I have that
now scheduled for I think January fifth, which I have to check if I
can even reschedule because j a fifth, sixth, and seventh. We're supposed
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to go up to Michigan with Daniel, Tristan and Emily to go meet Daniel's
uh interesting folks, that interesting roommates. So the Krusty crew, Yeah,
the Krusty krab Crew. But yeah, so that's that. Otherwise, Yeah,
overall, gener all, been good, happy. I got a haircut
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yesterday, so my confidence is highright now, which I'm feeling good,
dude. That's clean ass fucking fade. I can see that ship right through
the Discord camera. It's what Ilike it. It's nice. And then
I'm gonna do legs today at thegym, and yeah, I'm gonna read
my book. I have to alsoprep for a Christ's dinner party tomorrow that
I'm hosting and cooking for. SoI'm making a as an appetizer. It's
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like a charcoterie board or antipasto,but uh like it's bundled around a uh
styrofoam uh like cone that is wrappedin parts of paper and then you to
skewers and toothpicks to uh stab intoit and then put like we have all
olives, I'm gonna have some grapes, some cheese, uh, some bri
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some some salami, and then justlike put that in with a little bit
of rosemary like garnishing all around.Make it a little nice, little pretty
tree meat that kind of like ameat tree, our shark cou tree,
a charcoutrie. Yeah uh yeah,but yeah, so love doing that.
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And then I'm doing for the mainchorus a lasagna, just very simple,
uh. And then for dessert.I'm making a nutella brownie with for rochet
crumble on top, and then alsoa homemade and a homemade tear massous.
I haven't the tear massou I haven'tmade before. This also tell brownie I
haven't made before. And then TellerBrownie just came to me when I woke
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up two days ago. I justwoke up and went, you know,
it'd be crazy if I make thegamebout the night before I got to make
I was like, if I makebrownies, but I make it with a
ntella And then I thought of what'sin a tell a haze nuts and I
went, wait, but if Ialso put a Ferrero shake crumble on top,
And I was like, yeah,that sounds fucking banging because originally I
was gonna do a cheesecake with masscarpone cheese and instead of Graham crackers and
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oreo uh like smashed crunched oreos asthe outer shell. But now I think
I'm I think I'm gonna do thetear misieux and the brownies. What the
fuck is mars Capone is like Ifind I either absolutely fucking love it or
I take a bite and it burnsmy mouth because of just how much alcohol
burns. Oh yeah, yeah,I'm probab gonna put a little to no
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alcohol. It's well, not no, but it's gonna be about just a
little kaloo. That's it. Idon't know the exact measurement, but not
a lot. To be honest,I have to go buy Lady Fingers and
uh mass carpone cheese after this recording. So yeah, oh is like a
cream cheese. Yeah, it's thetype of type of like not whipping cheese,
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cooking cheese. It's different than creamcheese because it's I care if it's
sweeter, if it's SMOOTHI or somethinglands I can't remember, but yeah,
it's uh it tastes better than traditionalstream cheese. And otherwise if you used
ralear cream cheese, it's not goodfor a tear ofsou it's not at all.
Uh. My mom's super buttered aboutChristmas dinner. So typically, like
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Christmas Eve, we go to mygrandfather's and then Christmas Day, the entire
fucking family pulls up to my houseand my mom cooks for everybody and nice.
She's been making the desserts for thepast few days and I've been eating
them a lot. She made gingerbread. I don't know what what are the
cookies called. It's like a likekind of like a like a gum drop
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shape, but then imagine you squishedit down on top and it kind of
looks all like cracked and open onthe sides, and you cover it in
like icing sugar. So when youcrack them open or pushed down, sorry,
it kind of creates these cracks oflike no icing sugar on them.
I don't know. I don't knowwhat the fuck they're called. I do
not know what you're talking about,but they're probably good. Dude, fucking
fucking banging a lot of ginger Soyou eat like three of them and you're
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like, holy shit, these aredelicious, and then you eat the fourth
and then your stomach turns foul becausethey're so gingery. But they're so fucking
good. She also makes like theselittle raspberry cheesecake bite things. I don't
know, cheesecake. Yeah, I'vebeen eating. Hello, I'll put a
plate aside for you. I'll puta plate aside for you because you're gonna
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fuck it. These are good asfuck. Before when we go for a
walk on that, he just gota small little cookie and then I'll bring
the fucking stack out for the boys. But so she her her favorite thing
to make on Christmas is a beefWellington Nice. My mom's the best fucking
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cook on the planet. Swear toGod, the best fucking cook on the
planet. No one can change mymind. And her beef Wellington holy ship.
That ship wal to wall pink everytime, and it is fuck delicious
nice Beef Wellington prices this year,Fuck me up, dude. My mom's
not doing it because it would costher two hundred dollars to the cut of
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meat she needs. Are you serious? Yeah? Fuck that dude. What
the hell, dude? Huh onone ingredient? Nah? Last year?
It was last year. Yeah,last year for Christmas. I think it
was our Thanksgiving last year. Ireally wanted ham with gravy, and my
parents said we can't, not becauseof pricing, just because like, we
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don't want to make ham this night. It takes you long, et cetera.
I literally said, I am gonnahave ham. So then I went
ahead and fucking made it myself.It was like a It was a nine
hour process if you include the theprepping of it, the cooking of it,
braising. Whatever the fuck it waswell worth it carved it, Okay,
No, I fucking I fucking carvedit too, Bro. Did everyone
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else eat ith? It was whackOh, everybody had something. It was
fucking gray. I was like good, I'm glad I'm not the one that's
enjoying us, because personally, whenit comes Thanksgiving, those two things you
gotta have, well, two thingsminimum mashed potatoes, three things mash potatoes,
turkey, and ham. There's onething you gotta have. There's two
things you gotta have, mashed potatoes, three things you gotta have mashed potatoes
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and turkey. Turkey was the lastthing you thought of. I don't have
a funk about turkey, Bro.I like them in cold cuts, and
that's I don't care. I fuckturkey, dude. I like my mom's
like, oh, but turkey's it'sso lean and high protein. It's lean.
It's good for you, kay,But give me the fat. Give
me the fat and even more proteinand beef. That's the whole point of
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Thanksgiving is just supposed to like feellike a piece of ship. After you
know, baby took a nap.I'm gonna take my ham. And speaking
of ham, instead of beef Wellington. My mom's fucking doing a ham and
it's gonna be sh It's gonna mashedpotatoes, cranberry sauce. One thing you
gotta have on Thanksgiving. There's twothings mashed potato. Three things you gotta
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have on thanks It's funny to me, dude, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, no nothing. I wasjust gonna I was gonna say I
have a few Christmas trivia questions herethat I haven't looked all over all of
them. But I figured we couldeach test each other. So I just
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say you the link in the chat, open the link, grab a random
part of the page, find aquestion, et cetera, and then let's
just ask each other. Let's doa few of them, and then uh,
we can go into any other festivethese are crazy any other festive ones.
But yeah, no, I wantto I want to see how much
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look for some that I might knowthe answer to, because if you just
fucking picked some ship like the oneI just saw with the fucking Christmas special
ice bath, yeah you'd pick themost random ship. I'm like, dude,
I don't fucking know the question.He's just like, what was the
one that just what Christmas, Caroldoes the Peanuts Gang sing at the end
of a Charlie Brown Christmas? Whichwhat Christmas Carol? Does the Peanut Gang
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sing at the end of a CharlieBrown Christmas? Like that? What the
fuck? I know what it is? And now that I see walking around
rocking around the Christmas tree, honestly, one of the most beautiful Christmas songs.
Hark the Herald Angels sing. That'sgreat o A nice choir in church
that an angel at that point midnightMass, after the priest gives the final
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blessing and the choir does the lastsong. Dude, oh my, they
do Hark the Herald Angels sing.I tear ups like I'm not even joking,
Like man, something about the smellof the incense and the candles,
and like everyone being there so latein the night, and like the fucking
choir just giving it there all atthe very end. That ship, That
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ship makes me smile, Dude,that made me feel blessed. Here's a
question for you, in what modernday country was Saint Nicholas born in?
Like, are we talking sat Nick? Are we talking Santy Klaus? Saint
Nicholas? And what modern day countrywas born in false hungry. What No,
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it's Antarctica. No, I'll giveyou a hint. We were talking
about it literally a few minutes ago. What do you have to do Thanksgiving?
Ham was not a country jack?Dude? What God? Oh my
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yead Ham Ham? Okay, Iwould do Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I always forget Turkey's a country killme. I'm sorry. All right,
all right, what's your next question? This one should be pretty This
one should be pretty easy. Whatholiday movie sequel includes a cameo by Donald
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Trump? Home Alone? Okay,it's pretty spot on. It's so fucking
weird. Donald Trump shows up inHome Alone. It's the most random cameo.
Yeah, like, why who thoughtof that? He wo'd be likeyeh,
let's get this guy. I don'tknow, but he was big at
the at the time as a businessman. So maybe that's why. I have
no idea, but that's true.Oh you know what, it was probably
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the other It's probably also because heprobably was when they were recording the show
Apprentice. Right, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Hey, money got tohave it? Hey, you ever
watched that show? And my dadwatched that on your kids? I was
kiddy, We're gonna say so,this is a tradition that my family actively
participates him and I am now realizingthat it's not just my family that does
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this. In one oddball tradition,an ornament shaped like what food item is
hidden in the Christmas tree? Big? No? Two more gases? Uh?
An orange? No, you're inthere, You're going complete wrong direction.
Say the quest again. Please pleaserepeat the one odd ball tradition,
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An ornament shaped like what food itemis hidden on the Christmas tree? Do
you want to hint? Yes?And also so it's not the actual fruit,
it's the it's the shapes and theshape of ornament shaped like the fruit,
shaped like the food item. Yes, you are correct. It is
in the vegetable category. And thehint is it is a vegetable that is
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turned into another product, but itis still vegetable cucumber and that turns into
a pickle. Yes, basically yep. So you get to pick it,
and you hide a pickle in yourChristmas tree, and you wake up in
the morning and everyone does their Christmasthings, you know, open your presence,
say how to your family, yourbreakfast, and then once everyone's together,
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you get like all the youngins inyour family, and you put them,
you pull them, you take them, and you put them outside of
the room. The adults go in. They'll hide a pickle in the tree,
and then you let the youngins goin and try and find the pickle,
and the first person to find thepickle gets the pickle gift. And
the pickle gift usually isn't anything crazy. It might be like a you know,
a fucking board game, or likea giant box of fucking chocolate or
something, you know what I mean, it's pickle. So my family has
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this like ornamental glass pickle that we'vebeen using for like seventeen years. As
long as I can remember, it'sbeen the same fucking pickle, and we
hide it in the tree and thenyou know, my cousins and I we'll
look for it. But there's oneChristmas we spent it at my in my
grandmother's house, my grandparents house upnorth, and they didn't have the pickle
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ornament. But my grandmother pickles herown pickles. So she got an actual
fucking pickle, stuck a hook throughit, and then hung it in the
tree. And I remember finding itbased purely off the smell of it.
It was so strong, so juststrong pickle vinegar smell. I was like
stuff in my nose in the tree, and I found it was a freaking
dog. Yeah god, yep,yep. It was the Christmas pickle tradition.
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Dude. Oh, this is anothercrazy one. Okay, you turn
your turn, dude, I'm learningso much. Let's see. Uh,
here's a little bit of history forUS folks. The celebrated Christmas truth temporarily
halted fighting during what war? WorldWar two? What? Oh? It
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was World War One? It wasWorld War one? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, because it wastwo is way too violent for them to
have that pause. But world Warone was like people were a lot more
traditional back then, and they werelike, yeah, you know, well
let's not do that. Yeah.What's this? Oh, this is an
interesting one. You definitely know this. In what country do people celebrate Christmas
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by eating chicken from KFC? Andwhat? Oh? I KFC? You
said right now, MCDONALD'SKFC? Yeah, Japan? Yep, yeah, I
remember, I remember learning that lastyear. Let's see. Uh. Oh,
I'm gonna say there any thought thoughtprovoking ones. How many feature section,
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well, how many reindeer are featuredin the poem Twas the Night Before
Christmas twelve false? What dasher dancerprancer Donald Nick Rudolf. I don't know,
dude, but no, no,no, not not. How many
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raindeer are there? How many reindeerare featured in the poem Twas the Night
before Christmas? For Christmas? Idon't even know that the poem. I'm
just gonna take a random guess.You're six, no close, four no,
wayne, no eight eight okay eight, doesn't know that, dude.
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I had to learn jingle bells thisearlier. All right, you're uh,
let's see, I thought provoking ones. Let me let me what's this movie
called? Let me go to adifferent page. We so we get some
more new ones as well. Wecan't cheat. What have you ever seen
the movie A Christmas Story? No? What, I don't think I've never
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seen the Christmas Oh my god.Okay, so there's a lot of old
movies I think are like super cheesy. Yeah, it's but a little blonde
kid with glasses and he wants ourcertain and he goes and he goes in
the backyard when he gets on Christmasand he shoots it for gla It must
be Italian. Yeah, the nameof the rifle that the kid wanted.
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Uh fuck, I don't know amusket. No Ah, damn, that's
I think that's my favorite Christmas shootyour eye out and they just kicks the
kid down the slide. He's like, yeah, dude, I thought.
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I don't know. Like people,a lot of people hype up Elf.
ELF's the greatest Elf am I inmy opinion, it is definitely top three,
though it's not top one. Itisn't, but it's top three.
I fucking love Elf, bro.I think it's overrated as fuck. I'm
not gonna lie. It is good, I will not lie. But there
are so many better Christmas movies.You're a story. What's it called,
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Nash? Is it called let me? Let me make sure I'm not butchering
the name here? National Lampoons ChristmasVacation? Have you ever seen that one?
Good one too? That's good onetoo, National? Bro, you
are aware of National Lampoons Christmas?And you were saying that ELF is still
top three, Yeah, because becauseit's such a classic in my classic establishment
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in my childhood. That's for me. I don't know, dude, I
oh no, what is like myall time number one favorite? And you
can start watching it in fucking October. Nightmare before Christmas, Before Christmas,
that's a Christmas movie. You cannotcheck my mind. Die Hard, die
Hard is a Christmas movie. Isa Christmas movie. But it's not one
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of the best ones. But itis definitely a good one. I will
definitely say, Yo, have youseen Crampis the not new one? No?
I haven't. It's on Netflix,I think, though I saw it
on a few years ago. Ihaven't seen Crampus. I remember you talking
about it, I think, orno, you're talking about you're talking about
not cramp As. You're talking aboutthat one movie that was like Antlers that
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you're talking about Antlers. But ohyeah, no, okay, it's a
it's a horror, horror Christmas one. Right, it's not really horror,
more like suspenseful. But it isfucking really good. Isn't Crampus? Isn't
crampis the the like the Austrian folkloreof like based like the boot Boogeyman,
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or like the Bad Santa, badversion of Santa. Let's do quick research,
all right, I've heard of theI've heard of like I think I've
heard of the the story before thecrampis is a horned figure in the central
and Eastern Alpine folklore who during theadvent season scares children who have misbehaved.
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Oh my god, it's like ahuman antlered deer thing. That's just that's
crazy. Yeah, it's pretty freakylooking. I'm not gonna lie, but
checking out that movie, it's it'snot necessarily the most Christmas spirit movie,
but it is. It's fucking good. It's it's a six point two out
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of ten on IMDb. Just giveit a watch, dude. It's good
movie, good good movie. Gremlinsis gramo Christmas movie. I think so.
Yeah, Gremla's is a good moviefor the time. The fuck You've
never seen a production? How wasc G I know it wasn't. I
think it was all uh Aimatronics andthat ship was fucking great bro for that
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time. Ohe oh the gringe.That's a class top five, dude,
nightmare before Christmas. Damn, thisis bringing me back looking at this,
I have a question for you.Uh this is less of like you'll know
this and more of just like afun fact. How many US households put
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up a Christmas tree? What doyou mean you think know that number?
How many households put up a Christmastree in the US. You think how
many people are in the US,I have no idea three hundred million of
any guests. I'd assume each familyon average three p people, so one
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hundred million families, and I'd saysixty percent of them, so sixty million
higher, eighty million higher, onehundred million, Uh, just a little
bit less. It was. It'suh, ninety six million Christmas trees in
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the US roughly per year. Notdamn Okay, So I wasn't that far
off then? That was pretty cool. I was, and I was a
little bit off. But yeah,as of twenty twenty one, the current
population of the US of A isthree hundred and thirty one point nine million
people. What the fuck? Thatis? Canada like a jillion people,
dude, And Canada is eighty millionor something like that. But that's also
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because population we have thirty eight millionpeople. Wait, that's it, Yeah,
California have we have we have wehave ten times the amount. But
also you have to take in mindthat part of the US Canada has a
lot more land mass, but it'salso not all super habitable, right,
I know. But on the oppositeside of that, same token. Look
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at China. They have way lessland masks and have one billion, isn't
it. Yeah, they have morethan ten times They have thirty times our
population, more than thirty times population. That's fucked. Do you think they
celebrate Christmas in North Korea? Probably? They probably like show to the world
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that, oh yeah, we definitelycelebrate Christmas, but when you actually live
there, they're not allowed to orsomething like that, like it's somehow Kim
Jong UN's holiday not everyone's holiday.Yeah. Probably, I mean, fuck
if I know, I'm not fromNorth Korea, so let's let's let's uh,
I'm gonna I'm just gonna read thisis random. I'm gonna read out
the prompts when I type in doesNorth Korea into Google? Does North Korea
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have nuclear weapons? Have nukes?Have explosives? Hate Canada? Trade with
other countries? Have allies support Palestinelike Canada trade? Or does North Korea
have Internet? They probably don't haveinternet, dude. Okay, this is
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like nowhere even remotely close to aChristmas topic in the slightest But uh,
whoever Kim Jong UN's photographer is,that guy can take some fucking hard ass
pictures, dude, do you eversee those, like the pictures coming out
of North Korea, like the rocketlaunches and it'll be like it'd be like
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Kim joung us standing there in likea big ass black fur coat, and
in front of them, it'll belike all the stars in the sky and
like a fucking giant rocket taking off, and it's like, whoever's paying this
fucking photographer, Dude, get thisguy, Get this guy to go fucking
pro or whatever you do in photographyto go pro. I don't know.
Do you get a pro card andphotography? Like how does that work?
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Pro card photography? Know, youjust become more well known and then you
get more gigs, you have morereferences, and that's the thing basically it
Oh damn, I thought that waslike golfing or something like body. There's
no like, there's no there's nolike pro competition. You can, sorry,
you can join and like sign upfor competitions, but there's no like
you are the you are legally oryou are like in the world known as
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the best photographer. It's a verymore opinion and opinion based thing. There's
like there's like stats and I knowit's not good thing because it's Kim Jong
un and he's a fucking dickhead andhe ruined many people's lives. But it's
been like, so I follow atime like war blogs on Instagram, and
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it'll be like, you know,talking about all the different conflicts in the
world, and then it'll be likeNorth Korea finally successfully launches a rocket,
like I don't know, you probablybe able to see it, but it's
just like I can't see it becauseit's blurring on my on my webcam.
But it's the pictures go hard,dude, they go fucking hard. Yeah.
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I want to see what that guy'sChristmas street looks like. I wonder
what like a billionaire's Christmas tree lookslike, probably like celebrate Christmas. Yeah,
elon Muskus tree just is a massivemotherboard because it's also brief. I
think the giant fucking chrome pillar hehangs ornaments on home pillar. Um yeah,
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oh, I look up this JeffBezos Celebrate Christmas and it's all Jeff
Bezos hate memes, the Bezos whostole Christmas no way, and it's like
pictures of the bridge, but it'sJeff Bezos and Green. I think it's
I think it's a good time tostart closing up the episode. So would
you have a question. This onecomes from Nicholas underscore Emerle. Nicholas asks
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how upset were you when you foundout Santa wasn't real? I have a
fucking story for you, dude.Okay, I have a story. I
have a story too to find howI found out. So i'd like you
can start say it is still real? All right? Be hard busted.
I was fucking sadis fuck dude,I was pissed how it happened. I
was nine. I was what smallthat's so? That's so early, dudes.
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I was a small boy getting readyfor Christmas. I wake up on
Christmas Day and I go downstairs.I'm at my aunt's place in the US.
They live in a big ass fuckinghouse. Whole family was there.
Everyone's riled up, bradeve for Christmas. I was young, all the cousins
were young. Everyone was high.Everyone's running around having a good time.
We go eat breakfast and we sitdown in front of the tree, my
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entire mom's side of my family.Fucking twenty people in this room. Everyone's
like, you know, having agood time, family shit, you know,
and everyone's getting their gifts from Sannatoo, Jack from Santa too,
Jack from Mom to Noah, fromSanna to Noah, from Dad to Noah,
from Teresa. You know, everyone'sgetting their gifts. And then my
cousin Jacob gets this gift from Santaand the entire family, but my parents,
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and I was looking at my giftsand I'm like, I never got
any from Santa. And I askedmy mom, like, what's up where?
I was like, did Santa notcome around for this this year?
And my mom's like, oh no, he dropped them off at home.
And I'm like, oh, okay, which and then I'm blanking here.
I'm blanking here. Oh yeah.And then my cousin Jacob didn't get any
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gifts from my parents, and mymom's like, oh, I left jacob
gifts. Jacob's gifts upstairs. Goupstairs to our room, and on the
right side of the dresser, yourcousin's gifts will be there under a pile
of clothing. Okay, Mom,I leave the room, I go up
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the stairs. I go into theirtheir bedroom. I didn't know my left
and rights. I don't go tothe right side of the dresser. I
go to the left side. There'sa pile of clothing on the left side
of the dresser. I move thoseclothes. I see a gift. Gotta
be Jacob's gift. I pick itup. Read the tag to Jack from
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Santa. I'm confused, but like, I know, your parents said that
Santa's they had Santa's gift at home. Probably right, But is the fact
that you really thought that he wentdown the chimney and dropped off of your
house and it just magically is nowat the place over here? Yeah?
I was like, and I sawthat, and I put two and two
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together. It's like, why wouldn'tSanta's gifts to me be in my parents
room? Why would it be there? And then I made that realization.
That was the second Exactly, Jacob'sgifts are on the right side from my
parents. My gifts are on theleft side from my parents, but apparently
from Santa. I wasn't denied fora year and a half after. I'm
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not gonna let did you come atthat young age, did you come to
reality, come to terms with he'snot real? I told myself leaving that
it would that is that he isreal, and that it's not those weren't
my parents, But deep down Iknew, did you like continue getting gifts
from Santa Claus? Oh? Theyjust thought I still get gifts from Santa
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Claus. My parents refused to evenadmit that Santa is not real. Yep,
they joke about it. They know, they know, they know that,
when obviously, I'm fucking twenty twentyfucking two, obviously I know that
Santa Claus is not real. Andmy parents still if they say that all
the time, oh my god,it'd be like my parents. My mom
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she was like, what do youwant for Christmas? And it's like,
oh, could you you know,I'm really looking this If you guys want
to check that out. It's like, oh, yeah, well, let's
Santa. No, that's what mymom says. So just imagine, just
imagine what happens when it's like,oh, let's see what Santa brought you
this year, and you open yourgift. It's a fucking like TurboTax,
like a box, it's a bottleof Johnny Walker. Johnny fucking Oh my
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god, what about you? What'syour Santa? You're Santa unveiling. So
I remember I was probably about thirteentwelve or thirteen years old, and this
is a few a year or twoafter GTA five came out right, and
I wanted this game so fucking badly, like really badly, and so my
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parents wouldn't let me get it becauseit's anmerated game. So I was like,
as a kid, Santa Claus giftstoys loophole, Let's just ask Santa
for GTA five. So I soI write my letter this and that I
wish he had GGA five, etcetera. Come Christ's Day, same thing.
Excited to come downstairs. We don'thave breakfast before we open presents.
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We just olden presence immediately. Sowe're opening presences and that. And I
see the one gift from Santa Clausand it's a little bit bigger than I
expected. And I'm like, okay, you know, but I'll give it
a chance. Open it up.And it was just a couple of toys
and in a race car and thingslike that, you know, the stuff
that I asked if you can't giveme, if you can't give me,
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I can't get me g t Afive. And there's a little letter in
there, a note that says somethingon the lines of it was a very
popular item, and I wasn't ableto make enough for all the good boys
and girls. So I'm glad.I'm so. I hope you still enjoy
the presence I was able to provideor give to you. And me,
being the snoppy, little fucking bratI was as a kid, I was
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like, huh, I mean Ilooked at the presence. I just stared
in the box for a little whileafter reading the note, and my mom
was like, what's wrong. Ilook over my left shoulder, I look
at her. I go, Mom, Mama, mummy, Santa that's not
real. And I said that toher, and like quietly because my sister
sisters were still there. But againstill I was like, this is absolute
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fucking bullshit, because yep, exactlyI got. I got years before I
got like the Incredible Hulk movie.I got a bunch of other stuff,
Bay blades, whatever, but likethe things I wanted. But the one
year I finally was like, Iwant to get a game, and I'm
testing my testing the power of SantaClaus. He didn't provide. I was
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like, he's not real. He'snot real. Yeah, And to this
day my parents still obviously deny itas well. And we'll get my sister's
gifts even though they also are morethan no, more than no, that's
scuse. He's not real, buthe's real in our hearts. Did your
younger sisters ever ask you if Santawasn't real? Yes, and I denied
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it. I said, like,I deny that he wasn't real. I
was like, I was like,yeah, he wasn't really. Yeah he
is real. And then then theywould ask me. Remember sels to ask
me one year, how come SantaClaus doesn't get you gifts anymore? And
I say, oh, well,I said some bullsh lines of like,
uh, when you once you getto a certain age, Santa provides a
small gifts throughout the year, gesturesthrough his magic and like kind kind things
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that happened to us, bubba blah. Basically, long story short, it's
on lines of like, you know, he provides for us throughout the year,
so I don't need a materialistic giftanymore because I'm an adult and I
need to grow up and learn allthis shit. And she bought it.
But yeah, so Dan, Iremember my little cousin asking me that all
the time is it real? AndI'd look at him and like I want
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to tell him now. So hedoesn't believe. I know you want to,
but you can't ruin that you ship. Yeah, and once I found
out Santa wasn't real, I madethe connection Easter Bunny's not real. Two
fairy is not real. Nothing's real. Same, same it was. I
believe in everything up until Santa isSaandah wasn't real. Then everyone wasn't real.
I was like, I think Santahas to be the greatest lie ever
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told one. You believe it foryears and we fort least the first thirteen
fourteen years of your life. You'reprobably you have one of your ship had
friends during recess be like, Santa'snot real? Yeah, no, and
it's like, no, he isn'tHe's real. He gave me a gift
last night. That's literally. Didyour parents didn't do it? Because they're
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in that How do you know howdid your parents do it? Because mommy
was I caught mommy kissing Santa Claus. Yeah. Tell me how a reindeer
ate that carrot human invite that?M hmm, Yeah, tell me how
he did that. Why was theredirt in the house? Huh? Explained
that to me? Explain it tome. My dad doesn't drink milk.
Why is the milk gone family,some tolerant who drank the milk and our
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our toilet conveniently is broken in themorning. But that's probably because Santa Claus.
I need to use it exactly,exactly, all the Reindeers need to
poop, okay, not just one. Oh my gosh. I remember that
I was fully convinced too that Santawas like Santa's real. I remember coming
up with stories because when you're akid, you just fucking won up everything.
You got your friends telling you yougot a race car while you're just
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faster, right, you got abean while yours is cooler, right,
you know what I mean? Igot a whole in the stadium and be
like, yeah, Well. Iremember I was trying to sleep one night
and I woke. I couldn't sleep, so I went I went into my
hall, and I saw Santa Clausputting trees underneath the gift gift. Underneath
the tree, I saw two eyes. He's real, I remember doing dude.
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I remember I told myself that somuch that I believe that I actually
saw Santa Claus. When I wasyounger, I liked to myself so hard
that I actually thought I saw himit's that crazy, so funny. It's
so funny you say that because therewas a time I remember were kids and
my dad decided to take a videoof us by the tree the night before
Christmas, right, and uh oh, this is so cute. I remember
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this. He was had a camquarterergoing and we're recording ourselves by the Christmas
tree, taking pictures and you know, getting excited for tomorrow. And before
we go to bed, right lookingat the tree and like what's going to
be there tomorrow, all the presents, and my dad left the camp quarter
running right like recording, and thenyou see us leave frame, we walk
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upstairs and then you'll just and thenabout like twenty seconds goes by. I
still nothing, and then all youhear is like like bell and then you
hear oh and basically talking about ohlike gar turno. So let's steoda this.
I've been so good this year,blah blah blah blah blah. I'm
going to leave these presents here andhere and here, And but the camera
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was pointed not the tree anymore.Like before my dad left, he turned
the camera away and like, Iguess a smart way. So it makes
it seem like Santa Claus is bythe tree where the camera's faced away from
and I thought that was like themost cutest thing. We saw the recording
in the morning and we were losingship. We got Santa Claus on deep
what that definitely reinforced the lie aswell, which is I think actually a
smart thing to do. It wasvery sweet though, but I'm also like
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really looking forward to doing that formy kids and that for my kids.
Yeah, I agree, because Idon't know. I want to see if
I can convince him that Santa Santatake some fucking techno space god that flies
across the Solar the Solar system givinggifts to everybody, aliens included. Bro,
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I'm going for he's a top dogsdo double g intergalactic fucking reindeer slid
dude. Yeah, super high techand everything power by air and hydrogen.
Christmas your joy spirit, Christmas Spirit. Yes, all right, Well,
thank you Nicholas for the question.Sorry if we went on a little tangent
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingleall the way. Oh what fun it
is to sing in a glass ofbourbon nog. Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way. Oh whatfun it is to sink in a
(00:31):
glass of bourbon nog scrambling for mykeys. Oh wait, the ubers here
looking for my flask, trying notto puke. Ha haa haa. My
vision starts to spin, my stomachstarts to roll. What fun it is
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to right singing in an uber xto night yack, jingle bells, jingle
bells chicking away. Oh what funit is to sing in a glass of
bourbon nog. Jingle bells, jinglebells, jingle all the way. Oh
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what fun it is to sync ina glass of bourbon nog Hopping out the
car and the night is very young? Oh my trig to night enjoy us
in the song. I think Ilost my phone and I just broke my
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seal. Let's grab another drain.The courage starts to flow one more time.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingleall the way. Oh what fun
it is to sync in a glassof urb nung. Jingle bells, jingle
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bells jingle all the way. Ohwhat fun it is to sink in a
glass of bourbon nug Merry Christmas syncup. Welcome everyone back to another jolly
episode of Dumb and Delicious, yourpodcast, hosted by Guytanna Perritori and Jack
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Hamilton. My name is jolly oldGuy Tanno, My name is jolly old
Jack Hamilton, and uh, Ihave a fucking metronome. I mean,
I don't know where. I don'tknow where Guytano is gonna end up placing
that that song definitely not at thispoint because we already spoiled it, but
(02:50):
at the very at the very beginning, that track that we fucking laid down
for you guys, we wrote thelyrics of that. We had a metronome
going because we try to record overdiscord and like sink our voices and there's
like a delay, so it's veryhard. So we had a metronome trying
to sink us up. And Ihad that fucking eighty bpm metronome taken away
for like fifteen minutes. My earsare rattling, it's echoing in my head.
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Dude, I'm just glad it's over, but it was worth it.
We cooked, we cooked something,we fucking shifted up. Definitely fucking worth
it. That was a that wasdefinitely one of the one of the beats
of all time. I'll definitely saythat, I think I might I might
try to extract that as a songitself and then post that exclusively on Spotify
as like a separate thing, likejust post a quote unquote episode. But
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it's just the song. It's justus singing jingle bells. Yeah, the
raunchy, the raunchy Christmas Eve nightout drinking addition of jingle bells. Have
we ever discussed that on the podcastOh what we do every year? Yeah?
Have we the past few years?I don't think we have. Maybe
we have. I don't know,But let's just give it. Let's give
them a hyme reminder of those reminders. Just join us and our family this
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past year. What do what dowe do on Christmas? Jack so Gitano
and I our families. We goto Uh it's a thing for so you
obviously you know, Christmas is abig thing for Catholics, but a lot
of Catholics do There's this thing calledmidnight Mass. So people go to Mass
on Christmas Day, but some peoplego to midnight Mass, which is midnight
(04:26):
like Christmas Eve going into Christmas Day, and it's a Mass from twelve am
to one am, and it's justa little more like, you know,
a lot more singings involved, alot more candles, and just it's a
lot it's a lot nicer. AndGaetana's family participates in it, and our
family, my family participates in goingto midnight Mass. And typically what we
do is after midnight Mass, ataround you know, one fifteen thirty,
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we bundle up, sweatpants, jackets, the whole fucking shebang. We fill
up our flasks and get a fewdrinks and we go and we do a
massive route around around our neighborhood region, hitting SIPs at every at every crossroad
and playing Christmas music and singing theentire time. And I don't necessarily know
(05:15):
what started this tradition. I can'trecall the first time we did it.
I also don't remember who thought ofit or when we were like, fuck
it, let's start doing it.But we've been doing it at least for
the past four years. I knowthat for sure. And yeah, a
nice little Christmas tradition, A nicelittle Christmas tradition. And Eric Beattie comes
along too. Sometimes I think Thomasmight make an appearance. Who knows.
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Honestly, the more the merrier,you know what I mean, The more
the merrier, more Christmas, enoughreindeer for the sleigh, you know what
I mean, because at one pointin the end of the night, someone's
going to have to be pulled homeand dragged home. Oh yeah, there
was actually one one time we diddo it. Bro I drank way too
much, and I remember I wasliterally hungover for three days after. I
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was like hung over the entire dayof Christmas, the day after and the
day after that. I remember wakingup a Christmas morning just dying, dying
so dead. I remember the truckand took off my grandparents two and a
half hours away. So I wasstuck, oh god, and cramped in
the car pickup truck. No,not even not even the car. We
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didn't get. We didn't get theSEV. We took the pick up because
it was snow as motherfuckers was dyingback there, My fuckers was dying.
I remember the one year. Ithink it was one of the first years
that we did it, and itwas there was a funck ton of snow
on the ground, and I rememberus getting our our snow pants and everything
and making a massive snow cock onthe brick wall of an elementary school.
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And it was that was peaking.That was so much fun. That day
was the night that I died forthree days after. Yeah, probably we
drink a lot that night. Didn'twe show up for that? Who?
I think? I think we wentto the near we all met up at
our high school. I think,yes, I was there. It was
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also there briefly, I think too. Wait, was that the same night
or was that a different night?Where where New Year's? Actually, that
might be New Year's because I rememberwhen we went up with Louise and Isaiah
there was barely any snow on theground when we went for Christmas. It
was like the ship to Fellow thepolice, navidad dude, the police.
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That was that was that last year? Two years ago? I don't know,
but I'm doing it again. Ifyou follow me on Instagram, get
ready, get ready, you caninstagram you watch it. You can watch
it live on Instagram as it's happening. Christmas. Basically, every single time
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we hit a pit stop and wetook a sip or whatever. Jack for
some reason, plays Alice Navidad atthe exact part of the song every fucking
video, so you really skimmed throughthe story and it's just Felise Navi that
plice. We're just teleporting between differentplaces. It's so fucking stupid, and
it usually has you raising your head, raising your phone above your head and
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just giving like a smoulder and likejust showing everyone where what zone we're at?
Now, what pit stop we're at? Cheeky cheers, throw down the
step to the next pit stop,dude, Alista, the next one,
to the next one. Oh man, doing that Christmas jingle got me in
the Christmas spirit a lot. I'mnot gonna lie. Yeah, I'm very
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rude. It was very quite crude. We we haven't had a lot of
snow this uh this uh winter sofar. We're in for a dryer,
uh less precipitation winter. So Isaw something online. It was wording an
el Nino year, whatever the fuckthat means, and it's dry and blah
blah blah. I'm not a meteorologist, but something on the lines of that.
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We totally forgot about checking as well, So Jack checking, how are
you, dude, dude, I'mdone exams I'm done this semester. I
feel like I am on top ofthe world right now. Oh my lord,
school has been fucking killing me,and I've just been I'm not gonna
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lie. I've been suffering, justover and over again. But we're back.
We're back, and we're happy andwe feel good. How about you
good? I had a really crazypast week and a half, two weeks
be on different sets, getting newgigs, auditions, et cetera. Obviously,
working, getting ready for Christmas,buying presents, just shit like that.
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It's just a busy time of theyear. Yeah. I rescheduled my
real estate exam because I won moretime to study, so I have that
now scheduled for I think January fifth, which I have to check if I
can even reschedule because j a fifth, sixth, and seventh. We're supposed
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to go up to Michigan with Daniel, Tristan and Emily to go meet Daniel's
uh interesting folks, that interesting roommates. So the Krusty crew, Yeah,
the Krusty krab Crew. But yeah, so that's that. Otherwise, Yeah,
overall, gener all, been good, happy. I got a haircut
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yesterday, so my confidence is highright now, which I'm feeling good,
dude. That's clean ass fucking fade. I can see that ship right through
the Discord camera. It's what Ilike it. It's nice. And then
I'm gonna do legs today at thegym, and yeah, I'm gonna read
my book. I have to alsoprep for a Christ's dinner party tomorrow that
I'm hosting and cooking for. SoI'm making a as an appetizer. It's
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like a charcoterie board or antipasto,but uh like it's bundled around a uh
styrofoam uh like cone that is wrappedin parts of paper and then you to
skewers and toothpicks to uh stab intoit and then put like we have all
olives, I'm gonna have some grapes, some cheese, uh, some bri
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some some salami, and then justlike put that in with a little bit
of rosemary like garnishing all around.Make it a little nice, little pretty
tree meat that kind of like ameat tree, our shark cou tree,
a charcoutrie. Yeah uh yeah,but yeah, so love doing that.
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And then I'm doing for the mainchorus a lasagna, just very simple,
uh. And then for dessert.I'm making a nutella brownie with for rochet
crumble on top, and then alsoa homemade and a homemade tear massous.
I haven't the tear massou I haven'tmade before. This also tell brownie I
haven't made before. And then TellerBrownie just came to me when I woke
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up two days ago. I justwoke up and went, you know,
it'd be crazy if I make thegamebout the night before I got to make
I was like, if I makebrownies, but I make it with a
ntella And then I thought of what'sin a tell a haze nuts and I
went, wait, but if Ialso put a Ferrero shake crumble on top,
And I was like, yeah,that sounds fucking banging because originally I
was gonna do a cheesecake with masscarpone cheese and instead of Graham crackers and
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oreo uh like smashed crunched oreos asthe outer shell. But now I think
I'm I think I'm gonna do thetear misieux and the brownies. What the
fuck is mars Capone is like Ifind I either absolutely fucking love it or
I take a bite and it burnsmy mouth because of just how much alcohol
burns. Oh yeah, yeah,I'm probab gonna put a little to no
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alcohol. It's well, not no, but it's gonna be about just a
little kaloo. That's it. Idon't know the exact measurement, but not
a lot. To be honest,I have to go buy Lady Fingers and
uh mass carpone cheese after this recording. So yeah, oh is like a
cream cheese. Yeah, it's thetype of type of like not whipping cheese,
(12:58):
cooking cheese. It's different than creamcheese because it's I care if it's
sweeter, if it's SMOOTHI or somethinglands I can't remember, but yeah,
it's uh it tastes better than traditionalstream cheese. And otherwise if you used
ralear cream cheese, it's not goodfor a tear ofsou it's not at all.
Uh. My mom's super buttered aboutChristmas dinner. So typically, like
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Christmas Eve, we go to mygrandfather's and then Christmas Day, the entire
fucking family pulls up to my houseand my mom cooks for everybody and nice.
She's been making the desserts for thepast few days and I've been eating
them a lot. She made gingerbread. I don't know what what are the
cookies called. It's like a likekind of like a like a gum drop
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shape, but then imagine you squishedit down on top and it kind of
looks all like cracked and open onthe sides, and you cover it in
like icing sugar. So when youcrack them open or pushed down, sorry,
it kind of creates these cracks oflike no icing sugar on them.
I don't know. I don't knowwhat the fuck they're called. I do
not know what you're talking about,but they're probably good. Dude, fucking
fucking banging a lot of ginger Soyou eat like three of them and you're
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like, holy shit, these aredelicious, and then you eat the fourth
and then your stomach turns foul becausethey're so gingery. But they're so fucking
good. She also makes like theselittle raspberry cheesecake bite things. I don't
know, cheesecake. Yeah, I'vebeen eating. Hello, I'll put a
plate aside for you. I'll puta plate aside for you because you're gonna
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fuck it. These are good asfuck. Before when we go for a
walk on that, he just gota small little cookie and then I'll bring
the fucking stack out for the boys. But so she her her favorite thing
to make on Christmas is a beefWellington Nice. My mom's the best fucking
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cook on the planet. Swear toGod, the best fucking cook on the
planet. No one can change mymind. And her beef Wellington holy ship.
That ship wal to wall pink everytime, and it is fuck delicious
nice Beef Wellington prices this year,Fuck me up, dude. My mom's
not doing it because it would costher two hundred dollars to the cut of
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meat she needs. Are you serious? Yeah? Fuck that dude. What
the hell, dude? Huh onone ingredient? Nah? Last year?
It was last year. Yeah,last year for Christmas. I think it
was our Thanksgiving last year. Ireally wanted ham with gravy, and my
parents said we can't, not becauseof pricing, just because like, we
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don't want to make ham this night. It takes you long, et cetera.
I literally said, I am gonnahave ham. So then I went
ahead and fucking made it myself.It was like a It was a nine
hour process if you include the theprepping of it, the cooking of it,
braising. Whatever the fuck it waswell worth it carved it, Okay,
No, I fucking I fucking carvedit too, Bro. Did everyone
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else eat ith? It was whackOh, everybody had something. It was
fucking gray. I was like good, I'm glad I'm not the one that's
enjoying us, because personally, whenit comes Thanksgiving, those two things you
gotta have, well, two thingsminimum mashed potatoes, three things mash potatoes,
turkey, and ham. There's onething you gotta have. There's two
things you gotta have, mashed potatoes, three things you gotta have mashed potatoes
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and turkey. Turkey was the lastthing you thought of. I don't have
a funk about turkey, Bro.I like them in cold cuts, and
that's I don't care. I fuckturkey, dude. I like my mom's
like, oh, but turkey's it'sso lean and high protein. It's lean.
It's good for you, kay,But give me the fat. Give
me the fat and even more proteinand beef. That's the whole point of
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Thanksgiving is just supposed to like feellike a piece of ship. After you
know, baby took a nap.I'm gonna take my ham. And speaking
of ham, instead of beef Wellington. My mom's fucking doing a ham and
it's gonna be sh It's gonna mashedpotatoes, cranberry sauce. One thing you
gotta have on Thanksgiving. There's twothings mashed potato. Three things you gotta
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have on thanks It's funny to me, dude, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, no nothing. I wasjust gonna I was gonna say I
have a few Christmas trivia questions herethat I haven't looked all over all of
them. But I figured we couldeach test each other. So I just
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say you the link in the chat, open the link, grab a random
part of the page, find aquestion, et cetera, and then let's
just ask each other. Let's doa few of them, and then uh,
we can go into any other festivethese are crazy any other festive ones.
But yeah, no, I wantto I want to see how much
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look for some that I might knowthe answer to, because if you just
fucking picked some ship like the oneI just saw with the fucking Christmas special
ice bath, yeah you'd pick themost random ship. I'm like, dude,
I don't fucking know the question.He's just like, what was the
one that just what Christmas, Caroldoes the Peanuts Gang sing at the end
of a Charlie Brown Christmas? Whichwhat Christmas Carol? Does the Peanut Gang
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sing at the end of a CharlieBrown Christmas? Like that? What the
fuck? I know what it is? And now that I see walking around
rocking around the Christmas tree, honestly, one of the most beautiful Christmas songs.
Hark the Herald Angels sing. That'sgreat o A nice choir in church
that an angel at that point midnightMass, after the priest gives the final
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blessing and the choir does the lastsong. Dude, oh my, they
do Hark the Herald Angels sing.I tear ups like I'm not even joking,
Like man, something about the smellof the incense and the candles,
and like everyone being there so latein the night, and like the fucking
choir just giving it there all atthe very end. That ship, That
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ship makes me smile, Dude,that made me feel blessed. Here's a
question for you, in what modernday country was Saint Nicholas born in?
Like, are we talking sat Nick? Are we talking Santy Klaus? Saint
Nicholas? And what modern day countrywas born in false hungry. What No,
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it's Antarctica. No, I'll giveyou a hint. We were talking
about it literally a few minutes ago. What do you have to do Thanksgiving?
Ham was not a country jack?Dude? What God? Oh my
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yead Ham Ham? Okay, Iwould do Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I always forget Turkey's a country killme. I'm sorry. All right,
all right, what's your next question? This one should be pretty This
one should be pretty easy. Whatholiday movie sequel includes a cameo by Donald
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Trump? Home Alone? Okay,it's pretty spot on. It's so fucking
weird. Donald Trump shows up inHome Alone. It's the most random cameo.
Yeah, like, why who thoughtof that? He wo'd be likeyeh,
let's get this guy. I don'tknow, but he was big at
the at the time as a businessman. So maybe that's why. I have
no idea, but that's true.Oh you know what, it was probably
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the other It's probably also because heprobably was when they were recording the show
Apprentice. Right, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Hey, money got tohave it? Hey, you ever
watched that show? And my dadwatched that on your kids? I was
kiddy, We're gonna say so,this is a tradition that my family actively
participates him and I am now realizingthat it's not just my family that does
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this. In one oddball tradition,an ornament shaped like what food item is
hidden in the Christmas tree? Big? No? Two more gases? Uh?
An orange? No, you're inthere, You're going complete wrong direction.
Say the quest again. Please pleaserepeat the one odd ball tradition,
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An ornament shaped like what food itemis hidden on the Christmas tree? Do
you want to hint? Yes?And also so it's not the actual fruit,
it's the it's the shapes and theshape of ornament shaped like the fruit,
shaped like the food item. Yes, you are correct. It is
in the vegetable category. And thehint is it is a vegetable that is
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turned into another product, but itis still vegetable cucumber and that turns into
a pickle. Yes, basically yep. So you get to pick it,
and you hide a pickle in yourChristmas tree, and you wake up in
the morning and everyone does their Christmasthings, you know, open your presence,
say how to your family, yourbreakfast, and then once everyone's together,
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you get like all the youngins inyour family, and you put them,
you pull them, you take them, and you put them outside of
the room. The adults go in. They'll hide a pickle in the tree,
and then you let the youngins goin and try and find the pickle,
and the first person to find thepickle gets the pickle gift. And
the pickle gift usually isn't anything crazy. It might be like a you know,
a fucking board game, or likea giant box of fucking chocolate or
something, you know what I mean, it's pickle. So my family has
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this like ornamental glass pickle that we'vebeen using for like seventeen years. As
long as I can remember, it'sbeen the same fucking pickle, and we
hide it in the tree and thenyou know, my cousins and I we'll
look for it. But there's oneChristmas we spent it at my in my
grandmother's house, my grandparents house upnorth, and they didn't have the pickle
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ornament. But my grandmother pickles herown pickles. So she got an actual
fucking pickle, stuck a hook throughit, and then hung it in the
tree. And I remember finding itbased purely off the smell of it.
It was so strong, so juststrong pickle vinegar smell. I was like
stuff in my nose in the tree, and I found it was a freaking
dog. Yeah god, yep,yep. It was the Christmas pickle tradition.
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Dude. Oh, this is anothercrazy one. Okay, you turn
your turn, dude, I'm learningso much. Let's see. Uh,
here's a little bit of history forUS folks. The celebrated Christmas truth temporarily
halted fighting during what war? WorldWar two? What? Oh? It
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was World War One? It wasWorld War one? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, because it wastwo is way too violent for them to
have that pause. But world Warone was like people were a lot more
traditional back then, and they werelike, yeah, you know, well
let's not do that. Yeah.What's this? Oh, this is an
interesting one. You definitely know this. In what country do people celebrate Christmas
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by eating chicken from KFC? Andwhat? Oh? I KFC? You
said right now, MCDONALD'SKFC? Yeah, Japan? Yep, yeah, I
remember, I remember learning that lastyear. Let's see. Uh. Oh,
I'm gonna say there any thought thoughtprovoking ones. How many feature section,
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well, how many reindeer are featuredin the poem Twas the Night Before
Christmas twelve false? What dasher dancerprancer Donald Nick Rudolf. I don't know,
dude, but no, no,no, not not. How many
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raindeer are there? How many reindeerare featured in the poem Twas the Night
before Christmas? For Christmas? Idon't even know that the poem. I'm
just gonna take a random guess.You're six, no close, four no,
wayne, no eight eight okay eight, doesn't know that, dude.
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I had to learn jingle bells thisearlier. All right, you're uh,
let's see, I thought provoking ones. Let me let me what's this movie
called? Let me go to adifferent page. We so we get some
more new ones as well. Wecan't cheat. What have you ever seen
the movie A Christmas Story? No? What, I don't think I've never
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seen the Christmas Oh my god.Okay, so there's a lot of old
movies I think are like super cheesy. Yeah, it's but a little blonde
kid with glasses and he wants ourcertain and he goes and he goes in
the backyard when he gets on Christmasand he shoots it for gla It must
be Italian. Yeah, the nameof the rifle that the kid wanted.
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Uh fuck, I don't know amusket. No Ah, damn, that's
I think that's my favorite Christmas shootyour eye out and they just kicks the
kid down the slide. He's like, yeah, dude, I thought.
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I don't know. Like people,a lot of people hype up Elf.
ELF's the greatest Elf am I inmy opinion, it is definitely top three,
though it's not top one. Itisn't, but it's top three.
I fucking love Elf, bro.I think it's overrated as fuck. I'm
not gonna lie. It is good, I will not lie. But there
are so many better Christmas movies.You're a story. What's it called,
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Nash? Is it called let me? Let me make sure I'm not butchering
the name here? National Lampoons ChristmasVacation? Have you ever seen that one?
Good one too? That's good onetoo, National? Bro, you
are aware of National Lampoons Christmas?And you were saying that ELF is still
top three, Yeah, because becauseit's such a classic in my classic establishment
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in my childhood. That's for me. I don't know, dude, I
oh no, what is like myall time number one favorite? And you
can start watching it in fucking October. Nightmare before Christmas, Before Christmas,
that's a Christmas movie. You cannotcheck my mind. Die Hard, die
Hard is a Christmas movie. Isa Christmas movie. But it's not one
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of the best ones. But itis definitely a good one. I will
definitely say, Yo, have youseen Crampis the not new one? No?
I haven't. It's on Netflix,I think, though I saw it
on a few years ago. Ihaven't seen Crampus. I remember you talking
about it, I think, orno, you're talking about you're talking about
not cramp As. You're talking aboutthat one movie that was like Antlers that
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you're talking about Antlers. But ohyeah, no, okay, it's a
it's a horror, horror Christmas one. Right, it's not really horror,
more like suspenseful. But it isfucking really good. Isn't Crampus? Isn't
crampis the the like the Austrian folkloreof like based like the boot Boogeyman,
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or like the Bad Santa, badversion of Santa. Let's do quick research,
all right, I've heard of theI've heard of like I think I've
heard of the the story before thecrampis is a horned figure in the central
and Eastern Alpine folklore who during theadvent season scares children who have misbehaved.
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Oh my god, it's like ahuman antlered deer thing. That's just that's
crazy. Yeah, it's pretty freakylooking. I'm not gonna lie, but
checking out that movie, it's it'snot necessarily the most Christmas spirit movie,
but it is. It's fucking good. It's it's a six point two out
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of ten on IMDb. Just giveit a watch, dude. It's good
movie, good good movie. Gremlinsis gramo Christmas movie. I think so.
Yeah, Gremla's is a good moviefor the time. The fuck You've
never seen a production? How wasc G I know it wasn't. I
think it was all uh Aimatronics andthat ship was fucking great bro for that
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time. Ohe oh the gringe.That's a class top five, dude,
nightmare before Christmas. Damn, thisis bringing me back looking at this,
I have a question for you.Uh this is less of like you'll know
this and more of just like afun fact. How many US households put
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up a Christmas tree? What doyou mean you think know that number?
How many households put up a Christmastree in the US. You think how
many people are in the US,I have no idea three hundred million of
any guests. I'd assume each familyon average three p people, so one
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hundred million families, and I'd saysixty percent of them, so sixty million
higher, eighty million higher, onehundred million, Uh, just a little
bit less. It was. It'suh, ninety six million Christmas trees in
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the US roughly per year. Notdamn Okay, So I wasn't that far
off then? That was pretty cool. I was, and I was a
little bit off. But yeah,as of twenty twenty one, the current
population of the US of A isthree hundred and thirty one point nine million
people. What the fuck? Thatis? Canada like a jillion people,
dude, And Canada is eighty millionor something like that. But that's also
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because population we have thirty eight millionpeople. Wait, that's it, Yeah,
California have we have we have wehave ten times the amount. But
also you have to take in mindthat part of the US Canada has a
lot more land mass, but it'salso not all super habitable, right,
I know. But on the oppositeside of that, same token. Look
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at China. They have way lessland masks and have one billion, isn't
it. Yeah, they have morethan ten times They have thirty times our
population, more than thirty times population. That's fucked. Do you think they
celebrate Christmas in North Korea? Probably? They probably like show to the world
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that, oh yeah, we definitelycelebrate Christmas, but when you actually live
there, they're not allowed to orsomething like that, like it's somehow Kim
Jong UN's holiday not everyone's holiday.Yeah. Probably, I mean, fuck
if I know, I'm not fromNorth Korea, so let's let's let's uh,
I'm gonna I'm just gonna read thisis random. I'm gonna read out
the prompts when I type in doesNorth Korea into Google? Does North Korea
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have nuclear weapons? Have nukes?Have explosives? Hate Canada? Trade with
other countries? Have allies support Palestinelike Canada trade? Or does North Korea
have Internet? They probably don't haveinternet, dude. Okay, this is
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like nowhere even remotely close to aChristmas topic in the slightest But uh,
whoever Kim Jong UN's photographer is,that guy can take some fucking hard ass
pictures, dude, do you eversee those, like the pictures coming out
of North Korea, like the rocketlaunches and it'll be like it'd be like
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Kim joung us standing there in likea big ass black fur coat, and
in front of them, it'll belike all the stars in the sky and
like a fucking giant rocket taking off, and it's like, whoever's paying this
fucking photographer, Dude, get thisguy, Get this guy to go fucking
pro or whatever you do in photographyto go pro. I don't know.
Do you get a pro card andphotography? Like how does that work?
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Pro card photography? Know, youjust become more well known and then you
get more gigs, you have morereferences, and that's the thing basically it
Oh damn, I thought that waslike golfing or something like body. There's
no like, there's no there's nolike pro competition. You can, sorry,
you can join and like sign upfor competitions, but there's no like
you are the you are legally oryou are like in the world known as
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the best photographer. It's a verymore opinion and opinion based thing. There's
like there's like stats and I knowit's not good thing because it's Kim Jong
un and he's a fucking dickhead andhe ruined many people's lives. But it's
been like, so I follow atime like war blogs on Instagram, and
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it'll be like, you know,talking about all the different conflicts in the
world, and then it'll be likeNorth Korea finally successfully launches a rocket,
like I don't know, you probablybe able to see it, but it's
just like I can't see it becauseit's blurring on my on my webcam.
But it's the pictures go hard,dude, they go fucking hard. Yeah.
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I want to see what that guy'sChristmas street looks like. I wonder
what like a billionaire's Christmas tree lookslike, probably like celebrate Christmas. Yeah,
elon Muskus tree just is a massivemotherboard because it's also brief. I
think the giant fucking chrome pillar hehangs ornaments on home pillar. Um yeah,
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oh, I look up this JeffBezos Celebrate Christmas and it's all Jeff
Bezos hate memes, the Bezos whostole Christmas no way, and it's like
pictures of the bridge, but it'sJeff Bezos and Green. I think it's
I think it's a good time tostart closing up the episode. So would
you have a question. This onecomes from Nicholas underscore Emerle. Nicholas asks
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how upset were you when you foundout Santa wasn't real? I have a
fucking story for you, dude.Okay, I have a story. I
have a story too to find howI found out. So i'd like you
can start say it is still real? All right? Be hard busted.
I was fucking sadis fuck dude,I was pissed how it happened. I
was nine. I was what smallthat's so? That's so early, dudes.
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I was a small boy getting readyfor Christmas. I wake up on
Christmas Day and I go downstairs.I'm at my aunt's place in the US.
They live in a big ass fuckinghouse. Whole family was there.
Everyone's riled up, bradeve for Christmas. I was young, all the cousins
were young. Everyone was high.Everyone's running around having a good time.
We go eat breakfast and we sitdown in front of the tree, my
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entire mom's side of my family.Fucking twenty people in this room. Everyone's
like, you know, having agood time, family shit, you know,
and everyone's getting their gifts from Sannatoo, Jack from Santa too,
Jack from Mom to Noah, fromSanna to Noah, from Dad to Noah,
from Teresa. You know, everyone'sgetting their gifts. And then my
cousin Jacob gets this gift from Santaand the entire family, but my parents,
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and I was looking at my giftsand I'm like, I never got
any from Santa. And I askedmy mom, like, what's up where?
I was like, did Santa notcome around for this this year?
And my mom's like, oh no, he dropped them off at home.
And I'm like, oh, okay, which and then I'm blanking here.
I'm blanking here. Oh yeah.And then my cousin Jacob didn't get any
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gifts from my parents, and mymom's like, oh, I left jacob
gifts. Jacob's gifts upstairs. Goupstairs to our room, and on the
right side of the dresser, yourcousin's gifts will be there under a pile
of clothing. Okay, Mom,I leave the room, I go up
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the stairs. I go into theirtheir bedroom. I didn't know my left
and rights. I don't go tothe right side of the dresser. I
go to the left side. There'sa pile of clothing on the left side
of the dresser. I move thoseclothes. I see a gift. Gotta
be Jacob's gift. I pick itup. Read the tag to Jack from
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Santa. I'm confused, but like, I know, your parents said that
Santa's they had Santa's gift at home. Probably right, But is the fact
that you really thought that he wentdown the chimney and dropped off of your
house and it just magically is nowat the place over here? Yeah?
I was like, and I sawthat, and I put two and two
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together. It's like, why wouldn'tSanta's gifts to me be in my parents
room? Why would it be there? And then I made that realization.
That was the second Exactly, Jacob'sgifts are on the right side from my
parents. My gifts are on theleft side from my parents, but apparently
from Santa. I wasn't denied fora year and a half after. I'm
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not gonna let did you come atthat young age, did you come to
reality, come to terms with he'snot real? I told myself leaving that
it would that is that he isreal, and that it's not those weren't
my parents, But deep down Iknew, did you like continue getting gifts
from Santa Claus? Oh? Theyjust thought I still get gifts from Santa
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Claus. My parents refused to evenadmit that Santa is not real. Yep,
they joke about it. They know, they know, they know that,
when obviously, I'm fucking twenty twentyfucking two, obviously I know that
Santa Claus is not real. Andmy parents still if they say that all
the time, oh my god,it'd be like my parents. My mom
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she was like, what do youwant for Christmas? And it's like,
oh, could you you know,I'm really looking this If you guys want
to check that out. It's like, oh, yeah, well, let's
Santa. No, that's what mymom says. So just imagine, just
imagine what happens when it's like,oh, let's see what Santa brought you
this year, and you open yourgift. It's a fucking like TurboTax,
like a box, it's a bottleof Johnny Walker. Johnny fucking Oh my
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god, what about you? What'syour Santa? You're Santa unveiling. So
I remember I was probably about thirteentwelve or thirteen years old, and this
is a few a year or twoafter GTA five came out right, and
I wanted this game so fucking badly, like really badly, and so my
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parents wouldn't let me get it becauseit's anmerated game. So I was like,
as a kid, Santa Claus giftstoys loophole, Let's just ask Santa
for GTA five. So I soI write my letter this and that I
wish he had GGA five, etcetera. Come Christ's Day, same thing.
Excited to come downstairs. We don'thave breakfast before we open presents.
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We just olden presence immediately. Sowe're opening presences and that. And I
see the one gift from Santa Clausand it's a little bit bigger than I
expected. And I'm like, okay, you know, but I'll give it
a chance. Open it up.And it was just a couple of toys
and in a race car and thingslike that, you know, the stuff
that I asked if you can't giveme, if you can't give me,
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I can't get me g t Afive. And there's a little letter in
there, a note that says somethingon the lines of it was a very
popular item, and I wasn't ableto make enough for all the good boys
and girls. So I'm glad.I'm so. I hope you still enjoy
the presence I was able to provideor give to you. And me,
being the snoppy, little fucking bratI was as a kid, I was
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like, huh, I mean Ilooked at the presence. I just stared
in the box for a little whileafter reading the note, and my mom
was like, what's wrong. Ilook over my left shoulder, I look
at her. I go, Mom, Mama, mummy, Santa that's not
real. And I said that toher, and like quietly because my sister
sisters were still there. But againstill I was like, this is absolute
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fucking bullshit, because yep, exactlyI got. I got years before I
got like the Incredible Hulk movie.I got a bunch of other stuff,
Bay blades, whatever, but likethe things I wanted. But the one
year I finally was like, Iwant to get a game, and I'm
testing my testing the power of SantaClaus. He didn't provide. I was
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like, he's not real. He'snot real. Yeah, And to this
day my parents still obviously deny itas well. And we'll get my sister's
gifts even though they also are morethan no, more than no, that's
scuse. He's not real, buthe's real in our hearts. Did your
younger sisters ever ask you if Santawasn't real? Yes, and I denied
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it. I said, like,I deny that he wasn't real. I
was like, I was like,yeah, he wasn't really. Yeah he
is real. And then then theywould ask me. Remember sels to ask
me one year, how come SantaClaus doesn't get you gifts anymore? And
I say, oh, well,I said some bullsh lines of like,
uh, when you once you getto a certain age, Santa provides a
small gifts throughout the year, gesturesthrough his magic and like kind kind things
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that happened to us, bubba blah. Basically, long story short, it's
on lines of like, you know, he provides for us throughout the year,
so I don't need a materialistic giftanymore because I'm an adult and I
need to grow up and learn allthis shit. And she bought it.
But yeah, so Dan, Iremember my little cousin asking me that all
the time is it real? AndI'd look at him and like I want
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to tell him now. So hedoesn't believe. I know you want to,
but you can't ruin that you ship. Yeah, and once I found
out Santa wasn't real, I madethe connection Easter Bunny's not real. Two
fairy is not real. Nothing's real. Same, same it was. I
believe in everything up until Santa isSaandah wasn't real. Then everyone wasn't real.
I was like, I think Santahas to be the greatest lie ever
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told one. You believe it foryears and we fort least the first thirteen
fourteen years of your life. You'reprobably you have one of your ship had
friends during recess be like, Santa'snot real? Yeah, no, and
it's like, no, he isn'tHe's real. He gave me a gift
last night. That's literally. Didyour parents didn't do it? Because they're
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in that How do you know howdid your parents do it? Because mommy
was I caught mommy kissing Santa Claus. Yeah. Tell me how a reindeer
ate that carrot human invite that?M hmm, Yeah, tell me how
he did that. Why was theredirt in the house? Huh? Explained
that to me? Explain it tome. My dad doesn't drink milk.
Why is the milk gone family,some tolerant who drank the milk and our
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our toilet conveniently is broken in themorning. But that's probably because Santa Claus.
I need to use it exactly,exactly, all the Reindeers need to
poop, okay, not just one. Oh my gosh. I remember that
I was fully convinced too that Santawas like Santa's real. I remember coming
up with stories because when you're akid, you just fucking won up everything.
You got your friends telling you yougot a race car while you're just
(43:44):
faster, right, you got abean while yours is cooler, right,
you know what I mean? Igot a whole in the stadium and be
like, yeah, Well. Iremember I was trying to sleep one night
and I woke. I couldn't sleep, so I went I went into my
hall, and I saw Santa Clausputting trees underneath the gift gift. Underneath
the tree, I saw two eyes. He's real, I remember doing dude.
(44:07):
I remember I told myself that somuch that I believe that I actually
saw Santa Claus. When I wasyounger, I liked to myself so hard
that I actually thought I saw himit's that crazy, so funny. It's
so funny you say that because therewas a time I remember were kids and
my dad decided to take a videoof us by the tree the night before
Christmas, right, and uh oh, this is so cute. I remember
(44:30):
this. He was had a camquarterergoing and we're recording ourselves by the Christmas
tree, taking pictures and you know, getting excited for tomorrow. And before
we go to bed, right lookingat the tree and like what's going to
be there tomorrow, all the presents, and my dad left the camp quarter
running right like recording, and thenyou see us leave frame, we walk
(44:51):
upstairs and then you'll just and thenabout like twenty seconds goes by. I
still nothing, and then all youhear is like like bell and then you
hear oh and basically talking about ohlike gar turno. So let's steoda this.
I've been so good this year,blah blah blah blah blah. I'm
going to leave these presents here andhere and here, And but the camera
(45:14):
was pointed not the tree anymore.Like before my dad left, he turned
the camera away and like, Iguess a smart way. So it makes
it seem like Santa Claus is bythe tree where the camera's faced away from
and I thought that was like themost cutest thing. We saw the recording
in the morning and we were losingship. We got Santa Claus on deep
what that definitely reinforced the lie aswell, which is I think actually a
smart thing to do. It wasvery sweet though, but I'm also like
(45:37):
really looking forward to doing that formy kids and that for my kids.
Yeah, I agree, because Idon't know. I want to see if
I can convince him that Santa Santatake some fucking techno space god that flies
across the Solar the Solar system givinggifts to everybody, aliens included. Bro,
(45:57):
I'm going for he's a top dogsdo double g intergalactic fucking reindeer slid
dude. Yeah, super high techand everything power by air and hydrogen.
Christmas your joy spirit, Christmas Spirit. Yes, all right, Well,
thank you Nicholas for the question.Sorry if we went on a little tangent
(46:20):
and we said we wrap it uponly about ten minutes ago, but we're
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