November 20, 2023 • 41 mins
In this episode... Sun Tzu: The Art of War. No, this isn't an audible essay. Yes, it is a downward spiral of nonsense as the gentleman discusses many heinous topics.
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That dude. Towards the end,then that got that got out of hand
that I like that there's so muchediting I don't have to cut cut would
also just like work around. Itwas just so funny. No one else
I've been thinking about hopping on Ohmy lord, one cycle, dude,
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one cycle. It's like it's likethose means where it's like the world before
you cycle, the world after onecycle, and there's like, no,
it's just like candy Land and everything. Dude. I like it's bad because
I was like what I was atschool and we're just like talking about fucking
I don't even know whatever, AndI remember thinking, it's like, I
wish my acne was from blasting fuckingsteroids, dude, because that would be
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awesome. At least you have agood excuse. At least I have a
good excuse for having acne. ButI was like, oh, you have
such bad, bad hygiene. You'relike you're you're seeing care routine. Isn't
good enough for like baby girl?No, what's not? I just take
trend. Yeah, I don't thinki'd hop on trend, though, I
would like take like the psarms,it's not a steroid. It just optimizes
your body because like steroid, likea steroid is a classification of a type
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of compound. I have a drugnarcotic, Yes, it's it's not.
It's not it's not an narcotic.It's a it's what what makes I forget
what specifically makes a steroids steroid.But storms are not a steroid. It's
just a product that basically helps yourbody optimize androgens which help build a muscle.
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So it will not nuclear balls.You can still have kids. It
will not and you will get these. Welcome everyone back to one of the
episode of Dumb and Delicious, thepodcast tested by Guy Tanner Paratory and Jack
Hamilton. My name is Gaetano,my name is Jack Hamilton, and I
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have a crisp delicious glass. I'vered nineteen grimes, Cali red in my
hands. That Snoop Dogg after longday of work, Snoopy baby, you
got some good taste. Damn,what was I gonna say? I'm completely
blanking right now. How are youdoing a little check in? Oh?
Shit check in? Uh? Ohuh. I'm alive and I'm breathing,
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so that's a good thing. Butoutside of that, oh my god,
dude, schools fucking me up.Man, I'm just I just got too
much shit going on, and it'sjust it's just like last Friday, I
actually was like maybe I don't know, one stub toe away from having a
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complete mental like break, I probablywould have got like gone insane and like
taken to like an asylum or something. I was so close to just blowing
up and just like snapping my brainbecause like just school school school, wrote
a midterm, and then right afterthe midterm, just life hit really hard
and I was like, I'm goingto kill someone if I do not go
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to the gym right now. SoI walked with my buddy and I was
like, hey, man, canI borrow a T shirt to go work
out in? Because when I waswearing was one of my one of my
prize possession T shirts, and Iwas like, I'm not sweating in this
thing. I mean, if hesaid no, I would have gone to
the gym anyways in it. ButI was like, hey, man,
like please, so he did.He let me borrow his T shirt.
Shout out to the T shirt homie. Shout out to Aiden for letting me
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use his T shirt. Really nicet shirt, unique low T shirt.
I'm still have to give it backto I washed it and it's been it's
been sitting on my desk. Ialso have I also paired binoculars for my
school that I've been holding on tofor well over a year now, and
I'm getting emails from from the theOrnithologies. Yeah, yeah, I still
have pinoculars and I get emails allthe time like hey, Jack, can
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you bring back those binoculars. AndI was like, every time she emails
me, I'm like going through itwith school. So I just forget.
And I've been forgetting for a yearnow. So I had to bring those
in. I got to drop offAiden's T shirt. I got to give
back the binocularsers next to binuculars killerskillers. I like that check in breathing
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and alive but socially suffering. Howabout you, guy Dano? That was
my The microphone didn't pick it up, but I went didn't pick it up
again to uh it still didn't pickit up. No, anyways, I
just went up. I just gavean exhale after having a sip of wine.
I'm doing well. Any updates inmy life for as of recently in
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the past two weeks, just workinga little bit behind on my real estate
courses, but we're catching up quickly. I need to get one massive module
done by the end of this week. I'm trying to get two of them
done, but if I get atleast one, i'll be I will be
back on track. But it's amatter of I would rather not be right
back on track. I'd rather,you know, catch up, but also
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then get ahead. That way youput a room for air exactly, So
there's that. Yeah, it work'sbeen good, a little slow, but
that's that's all right. It iskind of dead season. It's like slowly
picking up, which is great.Bar ships have been fantastic, connecting with
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more people from high school and justlike in the past, I'm going to
join a soccer league in come Januarywith somebodies at OC which is gonna be
a lot of fun. And yeah, that's about it. Oh. I
also have submitted recently to a fewdifferent audition requests and self tape requests,
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sorry, which has been awesome.I actually have another audition tomorrow online.
It is a callback, so I'mvery excited, which if you don't aren't
in the industry, a callback isessentially the what I call the secondary round
of auditions. It's when a castingdirector or somebody producer or whoever's involved or
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responsible for the casting of talent tosay, hey, we liked your initial
and primary audition, can you comeback and do something similar or different?
Or we just want to see likebasically they're interested in you, so I'm
going to do that. It's fora mobile game commercial thing, which is
crazy cool. What's pretty well,like there's this new game over Mortal coming
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out, or I can a fK playing Tower Defense, Like I better
not see one one of those what'sthat? What's that game that people?
People would be like, Oh,it's it's it's uh something Blaster two to
four or whatever. And then theyhad like there by a fire, a
campfire, and it was like Ageof War. Let me look it up,
I think, let me look itup, and mostly one Mafia City
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it's like Boss, but I knowforgets I tracked it's it's one of those.
I also did a self uh gameself tape recently for two Games of
War self tape for two different rolesas well. And also I got another
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role. This one's not paid,but I got another role for a short
film short film slash commercial. Idon't know actually, but it's with a
buddy of mind that I know.Actually, you guys would have known RJ,
who was on the the podcast afew weeks back. His buddy,
actually, Joshua Bernelt, messaged meand said, hey, like, listen,
I hear you work with RJ,and we'd like to have you for
this role. We think you'd workreally well for it. So yeah,
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I think that's about it for thetalent side of my life at the moments.
And yeah, that's the big update. I guess I wasn't gonna say
I got I got a recommendation froma friend who was a I think it
was I think it was Jacob said, did you do an anime episode?
And I was like, absolutely,especially after JJK recently. But oh my
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god, tomorrow, man, I'mso excited. I was taught. I
was talking to Pope about this onthe train today because we like ironically got
on the exact same car, exactsame train today and we see each other
and he at first he's like,hey, come sit with me, and
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fucking two ladies immediately book for theseat that's right where he was pointing to
design him. Anyways, so we'retexting throughout He's like, oh, yeah,
did you hear what's gonna happen?Apparently the the quality in the next
few episodes and JJK is gonna tankAnd I'm like, yeah, well,
those ship makes sense though, becauseof the last Thunderclap episode plus this new
one that's coming out with the Shinigamithat Megamy Uh brings to life. Oh
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dude, like releas regardless, it'sgonna fucking go crazy, dude, it's
gonna be fucking hYP for JJK.This one guy at school, so I've
I've mentioned many times and how sheintroduces me to like fucking a bajillion people
almost every day. There's this oneguy. I completely forget what his name
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is. I don't know if heeven knows we have podcasts. If you're
listening to this, I am sorry. But we were sitting and we were
talking with pav and I and herfriend comes over and he recognized my background.
Okay, I'm a I mean everyonewho knows me definitely already knows this.
I'm a fucking i'm a I'm abig anime nerd. So my phone
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background is always the different volume coversfor JJK, like I have, like
like fucking five of them. Irotate between all the time, and he
recognized him and he's like, holyshit, like you read jj CA.
I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. And like the only time I ever
see him is on like Wednesday toThursday, when he'll come up and he'll
be like, hey, bro,do you see the new chapter leaks?
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, because that like today's Wednesday. Oh,
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I don't know if they came out, if they come up Wednesday morning
or Thursday morning at like two orthree o'clock in the morning. But like
some dude hits Twitter and like he'llpost the panels, but the untranslated panels
because you can't they're not translated yet. Or he'll drop like the storyboard,
uh notes of what's coming in thechapter that comes out on Friday. So
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him and I just like sit thereand debate on what the fuck's gonna happen,
and it's it's funny. It's funny. I enjoy it. I'm a
nerd and it's nice to see.It's nice to see another nerd who shares
the same level of like fucking dork. For one thing, because JJK is
on top, dude, Oh mygod, I fucking love. It's passion.
It's the passion, it's the dedication. Bro. Wait, if the
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passion is alone, it sounds likesomething DJ Galled would say, I don't
know, sorry, his fucking videois recently due don't having like a break
or something, but the shitty post. I think it's like, what the
fuck, dude, he's gotta Ithink I think that he is actually like
mentally saying and mentally well, it'sjust he is so wrapped up in the
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wealth that I think he just kindof does whatever he wants, and if
it sounds stupid, he just getsmore clout from it, therefore just making
him even more money. So Ithink it's an endless cycle of just you
know what, it's looks stupid,you sound a little bit funny per se,
but at the end of the day, you're gonna be making still tons
of money off of these silly videos. So that's true. Collect the bag,
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brother, Collect the bag. It'slike two opposite sides that spectrum,
because you remember when Joe Rogan,when Joe Rogan had Elon Musk on the
podcast and he's like smoking a andthen's like fucking hits that ship. And
then Tesla stocks just tank the nextday and then you have but then they
went right back up a few dayslater, like a week later. Jake
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Khaled, who will like go onand eat like a fucking a plate of
shrimp and be like to bring outthe whole ocean and then like, I
don't know, he was just fuckingmake money off of like Instagram ads to
some fucking shit, Like dude,like the fun did he actually do that?
Did he go on like a JoeRogan podcast and just eat shrimp?
He just posted on his Instagram thevideo of him just like eaither to see
if where he's like he's like he'sgot like that like a brown like fucking
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I don't know what the car is, like a Pentalley or something. I
don't I have no fucking idea.And he's like call it Carato and he
keeps repeating it over and over again. And you're famous for this and you
make money for doing just fucking stupidship like this like it because it's you
get to a point of fame whereit's like if you just do something stupid
just that that people applaud you forthe sheer amount of people that it reaches
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because of the stupidity will be apositive in the long run. Yes,
yeah, okay, I don't knowif this is a thing or not.
So the new COD came out MWthree. It looks good. My brother
bought it for me. I've beenplaying the fuck out of it. And
so they brought back like the oldlobby system where it's like you can talk
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in the pregame and a post gamelobby because in the old CODs the cause
but like the fifteen years ago CODs, you had the same lobbies over and
over again until people left or join, and you would fucking get into these
people. You played five games ina row, smack talking these dudes,
and then they got rid of itbecause it got so toxic. But then
they just brought it back. Sothere's a game ode called Search and Destroyer
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where it's like you die and you'redead for the round, and it's like
you have to go you have toplant the bomb on a site and then
wait for the bomb to blow up, or you're defending the site and trying
to stop the bomb from being planted, or you diffuse it. Yeah,
and anytime you die or anytime aftereach round of Search and destroy there's like
fifteen twenty seconds where you can talkto the other team. And I've just
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been fucking getting into it recently,Like me and my buddies are just fucking
lighting it up and just like we'lllose, but we'll just talk so much
shit and just like that will beworth it, you know what I mean?
Fuck whinning. You're just see howhard we can fuck with people.
And I've been like fake stuttering andlike talking like trying to piss people off.
Oh and the fake stutter has comethrough and I've been actually stuttering now,
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So I got to stop because I'llbe like, because nothing's worse than
like when you're trying to like talkship to someone and they go, well,
the second you start trying to makefun of someone, it's over,
like you're fucked because you just sowhy why were you fake stuttering? Then?
For that exact reason, Because likeif I'm trying to like, oh,
it's Tana, you got a bigforehead. But I'm like, Gitana,
you got you got a bighead,and it's like I'm yeah, exactly,
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I about to getut on blast forstuttering. So like we're I just
do that on purpose to fucking pisspeople off. And oh my god,
dude, it is. I've beengetting the funniest fucking reactions, but now
it's bad because now I'm actually startingto stutter on my words, and it's
not good. It's not good.I got stuck in the name of toxicity,
dude, and the name of AxiCity. But overall the game is
good the way because like I I, I don't know if I'll get it,
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but if it goes on sale orsomething for Black Friday or Christmas,
I might buy. Dude. TheZombie Zombies is a ton of like I've
been missing COD. I'm missing CODrecently. I haven't like played in a
long time, and that's one gameI can like play for hours. Usually.
Oh god, lest well, Ilike, I don't know. They
basically released the same game over andover again every year, but like this
year they're like, oh, we'regoing to remaster the old MW three and
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put a spin on it because MWthree was like one of the best,
Like the old m W three islike one of the best CODs of all
time. But they kind of lostmy trust when I bought one like four
years ago, and I was like, this shit ass and I never played
it and then I was like,I'm never buying another one a game,
Like I'm never buying another COD gameagain. And then Noah bought one for
me after It was actually last Friday, when I was having a shit ass
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fucking day. I get home andI was like, oh, yeah,
like I got a surprise for you, and like I go into my room
and he fucking turns on my computerand I get the new COD sitting there,
and I'm like, I'm like,dude, come on. Like I
actually was like so close to tearingup because I was just having such like
such a dog shit day. Andthen I got home and like, I
don't I'm not saying this to shade, like not to throw shade on Noah
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or nothing like that, but likeit's very rare. He'll go like he'll
do a lot of things for me, but it's very rare he goes out
of the way and does something likepaid for me like that, and like
do like buy me games for nofucking reason or buy me some something over
was for no fucking reason. Obviouslyhe'll like, you'll, you know,
you'll buy me fucking I don't know, snacks or ship or stuff like that.
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And I appreciate it, Like,when's the last time your sister just
went out over a way to spendover eighty dollars on you for no reason.
You didn't do anything for I rememberexactly. But I also don't expect
it. I don't. I don'texpect it that No, I mean neither,
and I never expected. And Igot home and my brother does that.
That's why there. I was like, dude, I'm actually gonna fucking
cry right now if you do.Like I was just I don't know.
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I was. I was having sucha fucking emotional day and he was like,
fuck dude, So yeah, Idon't know. My past week has
been like a roller coaster of everything. But like I said, still alive
and breathing, so can't complain.Yeah, that's good, totally totally.
I was or I had a bunchof different like notes for this episode that
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have gone over the past two weeks. Sorry, okay, So no,
no, no worries, No,don't worries, not at all. There
was the last episode we posted.I mentioned the dog Dog Cat lyrics for
this is all of the songs needto know. I just want to go
on the record saying those are notthe exact lyrics. I apologize, I
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am doing better. I am learninga lot of them now before the concert.
I'm going to and to correct myself. The correct lyrics are spank me,
slap me, choke me, biteme. I'm sorry I make errors,
but I hope that everyone can youknow, appre understand where I'm coming
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from and that I'm learning and acceptmy apology. I don't why I made
that so absolutely ridiculously professional or justlike honest, but yeah, I don't
know why that's all in caps.Correct your fucking doja cat lyrics? Why
I wrote down your apology for fuckingup doja cat lyrics? Sorry? Doja?
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Sorry? Dojuh? What else wegot helping Ethan the content? Oh?
So Ethan decided that like he hitme up and he was like,
yo, I want to start aYouTube channel, like can you give me
some tips? And so I endedup bringing him McDonald's actually yeah, yeah.
So I so I let him know, like, hey, yeah,
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like I'm down to totally help you, like let's meet up and uh,
I'll give you a little breakdown,a little mini class workshop. Within like
an hour, he's like, allright, I'm down. So I meant
him at Starbucks, you know,shooting the ship, went back and forth
about everything. Things are one well, and then randomly I just feel a
set of lips on my head andwell, and I was like, excuse
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me, thinking obviously it's a stranger. It's white, the opposite. Noah's
just there out of the blue Witch. That was hilarious. He's just randomly
at Starbucks, and he was justHe's like, hey, guys doing this
or whatever. And I'm like,oh, He's like, what are you
up to. I'm like, oh, we'll just I'm helping Eatan out with
SAP a YouTube channel, and goesright on brother good ship. But yes,
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that was such a brood. Youcould have told him anything and would
said exactly that. Probably. Yeah. Uh, that was one of the
other things. What else I got? I have some questions. We have
some questions actually, which we'll getto the at the end. This is
okay, this is a question andWe're gonna go into a little bit of
TMI here, just because I feellike everyone in this episode has been listening
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so far and being like, okay, you know, saying a few things
that are the same, you know, repeating ourselves or whatever. This and
that, but and that also justcould be my tipsy mind. However,
Jack, question for you and foreveryone listening, do you have different spots
on your towel, Like your towelyou use to wash yourself every night and
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dry yourself dedicated to dry different spotsof your body? Okay, cool,
I thought I was crazy. Ithought it was weird as fuck. I
literally have specific spots and the bestpart is my main towel. That's how
I love to use always right,Like I literally only use a different towel
for maybe max a day or twountil like I want that one washed and
use it again. Is because ithas certain designs, patterns and logos on
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it that I like. Okay,this logo is for this part of my
body. This design is for thispart of my body. Okay, cool,
I'm not. And it's like oneside's like a long cut side and
one side is a short cut side, and on each of the corners is
like a little like like stripe patternthing. So the way I do it
is if I use a long cutside for my hair because like you know,
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I don't know what helps dry outthe hair or whatever, and use
a short cut side to my body. That way I can just like throw
it around and quickly reb it.And I dedicate the corners to the corner
areas as in under your arms,arm pits and between the legs down under
Australia. Nice. And that's that'show I've happened. I'm very celebrated.
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I thought I was the only personwho did that. And I was like,
how the fuck do people just usea towel like without thinking about everywhere?
Like how are you going to goto the shower dry your balls and
then use that part of the towelon your face or on your hair?
Yes, it's clean, I wasjust thinking the same, But I still
don't want ball on my face orin my hair. I agree, And
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I also to back onto that feedbackonto that I thought was I also thought
to myself that ever since I startedbecoming more aware of my skincare routine simply
for my face, I realized thatyou know, yes, you wash your
hair, you wash your body whatever. I don't want a my balls to
be touching the same part that doesfor dry my face or vice versa,
for like my hair or something.Because different parts of the bay use different
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soaps, different things will have differentkind of remains. Or whatever on your
body, like you don't want toput like condition right on your face or
I don't know your fucking baald,I mean your pubic cares. Maybe we'll
think I don't fucking know. Man, the science is weird. They say
it on the soap themselves. Killsninety nine zero point nine percent that point
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what about that point one percent?Don't want it on my face? Don't
want it. That's just how itis. Yeah, no, I get
that, Okay, cool. Ialso thought about getting a I used to
run Okay, now we're getting tothe TMI. I used to run a
special ball towel for a little bitto polish off the jewels, dedicated a
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ball, like specifically for your nuts. Yeah, that way, I can
just kind of just indiscriminately use abig towel anywhere without having to think about
it. And then I've had adedicated ball towel, like a like a
smaller one. It's a face towel, but like not for your face.
I was just saying, I've hada face towel. I'm not a ball
towel. I was a face toweltoo. I got my face towel for
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shaving. I have my towel towerfor showering. I don't run the ball
towel anymore. That was in highschool. I don't because now I can
you have the what? Oh,I'm just I'm just saying. I'm explaining.
I'm explaining my my case right here. Continue. I was sorry.
I was just gonna say, notsound good. I don't like that a
ball towel like drying off ball toweltlike you mean, like a jerk off
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towel. No, that's what youuse the microfiber cloths for a brother.
I did not say those things washoff so easily. I'm saying the opposite.
I'm saying, the ball towel isn'tthat kind of ball towel. It's
a drying off. He's giving mea look in the webcam right now.
No, I am not reciprocating thatlook, because I do not do that.
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What if you use your ball towelas a towel, but then you
also then use yourself off to themoisture from washing your body? What I'm
going to cut that out. Idon't know why I just started thinking about
that. Oh my, I justhad a realization. Get rid of the
crust, the not I didn't haverealization. I just remembered something. So
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a newly met friend of mine thatI've been talking to was like, oh,
I just found out you had apodcast. They're listening to it.
Oh lovely, and they're telling meabout the first episode they listened to,
and it was the episode of myI fucking died inside. Dude. I
was like, there's no fucking way. Wait wait wait wait, wait wait
wait wait wait edging episode. There'sno there's an episode of I'm talking about
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edging. Yes, like not dedicated, but like the probably a good five
time. It's probably fifteen minutes edging. Yes, Oh my god, Oh
my god. And then I readthat and I was like, are you
fucking kidding me. There's no waythat's the first episode. Was I talking
to you about this other day?Sorry, on the topic of edging.
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We think we were at your house, uh like for a second, and
we're agreeing or agree to disagree thatedging before certain events is immaculate. Specifically,
I've learned recently with No No November, which, by the way,
I failed. I apologize, Idon't apologize. It was great edging right
before the gym, the pre pumpto the physical main pump is incredible.
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I'm going to do it is absolutelyfantastic. I mean five minutes, not
even five I'm maybe thirty seconds ofresearch really quick. Also, while you're
doing that, I'm gonna really say. I'm gonna say this boldly and up
with my chest on the podcast.You've heard it here, folks. It's
not fucking Christmas time yet. Itis. The holidays are not here.
I don't want to hear no goddamnfucking Mariah Carey. Although I respect the
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music and I love it, butuntil it's November thirty first, at eleven
fifty nine pm, it is notChristmas time. When we just finished Docto,
we just finished Halloween. I'm behonest, I'm still listening to some
Halloween drops right now. So holyshit. But okay, what's up?
So I'm I'll break down something realquick, and this might not be the
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best way to start closing out thepodcast, but it's gonna be something that
might change the lives of many menand will uh oh god. I'm just
gonna get into it before I digmyself a hole here, gentlemen, We're
gonna talk about testicular levels, yes, test levels. Sorry, I watched
a video on Instagram like two weeksago, three weeks ago, and all
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right, I'm gonna I'm actually gonnaclarify before I continue the story. I
do not do this. I donot do this. I don't do it.
I say I do it, allright, joke to my friends,
but I do not do this.I watched a video on Instagram three weeks
ago about this guy and it's likea joke Instagram account of this dude who
like has a mullet and a stash, and he dresses up in a suit
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and you give serious talks about reallyfucking stupid things. And one of the
one of the like short videos aminute long, was him giving a presentation
on what's the name Shu shun Zoo, the guy who wrote It's a book
called The The Art of War sunZoo about that before. I don't know.
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It's a book apparently every guy hasto read at some point. Why
don't know, don't care? AmI going to read it? Probably not.
I actually read a few chapters ofit, like in pursuit of knowledge
of what I'm about to talk about. But I mean, it was an
Instagram video of a joke, soit's not true. The guy talks about
a chapter of the Art of Warby Sun Zoo called before Bust, which
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translates to uh, John, it'sit's this General, it's not this last
Friday. John. On the trainthe club, guys get drinks. Fu.
Yeah, have a drink. Howdoes that feel, Uh John,
Jesus man. Yeah. So Idon't know if any of this is I
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mean, I don't know if OJung means before Bust. There's no chapter
in the Art of War about whatI'm about to talk about, so it's
definitely just con troll. But whatI just read on Google, an actual
conducted research proved that this might actuallybe true. The science ladies and gentleman
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science and science, you can probablypiece together what I mean by before Bust.
And the guy's basically standing up givinghim present these guys, and he's
like, he's like. The principleof a Jung written written in the book
Art of War by famous General SunZou, discusses the concept of increasing one's
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power, one's confidence and ability tobelieve in itself and project that power onto
other people. And how to dothat is by edging before just about any
event, and in doing that,any event increases any event, Woul,
whether that be a meeting, you'regonna go when you're a hockey game and
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you want to perform, You're gonnagive a presentation. You're gonna go to
the gym to increase your testosterone levels. You want to, you know,
do the thing, but don't don'tfinish before bust stop a junk a bust
(29:27):
stop jung. Increase your testosterone levelsin order to be more powerful and project
that power and that strength and thatconfidence to increase your performance. And I
thought it was the fucking funniest thingever. This video is It's like I
just explained it so poorly, butthe way the guy does it in the
(29:48):
video, he's like he's like likeat the end, he's anyone got any
questions? And then when the guysputs his hands up and he's like,
do you have blue balls right now? Sir? And he's like, what
do you think? Let's go backto the board. What do you think?
Let's get back to the word.Oh my god, man. So
what I just look about on Googlewas word for word, does jerking off
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increased testosterone levels? And there's likea ton of like articles and stuff,
But I scrolled down. There's anNCBI article that says, if you quickly
jump to the results, it saysback the top, it says that it
can be assumed that masturbation may havepotential effect on free testosterone concentrations, but
(30:37):
not hormonal ratios. So basically saying, the amount of free testosterol in your
bloodstream may increase as a result ofmasturbating, but additional studies with larger sample
sizes are needed to validate these findings, So no conclusive evidence, but could
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be a thing. So I'm definitelynot gonna be trying that out. I
definitely trying. I don't know whyanybody would, Oh my god. Uh
so, yeah, I don't know. I just uh, I don't know
how we got on this topic atall. I'm gonna be honest, I
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will be trying that tomorrow, rightbefore my shift, I know, not
at work, but before I gotthe to get the god train. I'ma
I'm gonna I'm gonna catch my owntrain. You know what I'm saying.
Not something that I am into.Uh, WHOA, what the fuck are
we talking about? In my head? Yeah, when he finish my sentence
before anyone who goes to school withme listens to this. I'm not gonna
do this before I go to school. I'm gonna go home, yes,
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and I'm gonna go to the gym, and I'm gonna see the results.
Junk. Everybody jung, thank you, thank you, thank you a junk
that. Okay, Well, let'sclose out the episode. But right before
we do, I'm gonna give youguys a reminder while I'm looking for them
the questions. But if you haven'talready, please make sure to download the
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episode. It is the best wayto support us and our endeavors to create
better and more content for you allin the future. All Right, we
have a few questions, I thinktwo or three. The first one comes
from the Lovely Golden Boy himself,Noah Hamilton forty nine asks what the fuck?
My own brother sent in a questionas well. He said the two
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I want a grocery store cookie tierlist. Go, I'll give my top
three. I could go on forhours about this. I'm also gonna give
my top three, just a topthree. Ig you go first, number
one, unfucking matched. Nothing evengets remotely close to these The chips,
Ahoy chocolate chunk where it's where it'sthe white chocolate, the dark chocolate,
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and the milk chocolate ones. Fuckyou for shaking your head. Those are
literally the best. I will fightyou on this. Nah Number two is
gonna have to be the classic Oreo. Nothing goes harder. Whoa let me
factor in. If you're at thegrocery store buying these, it's assumed you're
buying milk and dipping them in themilk. Yes, yes, of course,
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of course, or at least that'sthere for that's an option. Yeah.
If you say chips a hoy issoft and chewies, I'm gonna fucking
smack you because those tastes like ass. Those are definitely your number one based
off that face. You know mynumber one, but there on my top
three, number number one Chips aHoy chocolate chunk number two Classic Oreo.
Number three is gonna have to belike your generic grocery store bakery chocolate chip
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ones. Holy shit, these arenine grocery stores, but they're the best.
Seven eleven otis Spunk Buyer chocolate cookies, Holy spunk buyerne spunk. If
you know whoa whoa the groin clothwhoa Alright, I don't know what you're
putting in your cookies. Guy,you said spunk, all right, drop
(33:57):
your your list. I my selectivehearing. We top one. It's gonna
be, gonna be the good oldclassic is incredible for the to taste in
your mouth. You feel like achild when you eat them, You feel
loved when you eat them. MissusField's cookies Boom number one, any fucking
flavor. But I had to takea flavor of the missus Fields brand chocolate
chip. What's up? You don'tget enough in a package? Oh,
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you don't, and it's it's they'rereally expensive. But he never mentioned anything
about budget. Number two suck yourmother chips away, Chewy soft and chewy.
And number three, I do agreewith you the classic choreo. Okay,
I'm happy we can still be friendsafter this, having friends after this.
Thank you Noah for your question.Let's get to the next one,
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which was, uh, that's acomment actually that I will mention at the
end of the episode because I thoughtit was really good. But next one
comes from Nicholas Underscore Emerl. Nicholasasks when did we make the move to
boxer Breefe because I used to makefun of in high school. For them,
I basically posted a picture on theInstagram of me after a heavy night
(35:07):
of drinking, passed out on thefloor of my old place by York University.
And I am not I literally havea bean bag, a massive body
pillow, three pillows and uh anda blanket. And I am barely wrapped
by the blanket. And I amsleeping on the floor surrounded by all these
(35:30):
comfy, soft things. So answeryour question, Nicholas, they are not
back in style. I was justheavily intoscated, and I went for the
closest thing possible to comfort and Ifell asleep and had a wonderful, wonderful
slumber. So thank you, United, Nicholas. Boxer briefs real quick in
terms of like walking during the day. Amazing. They do not bunch up
(35:52):
if not get wedgies. Oh mygod. Box briefs are amazing. Do
not sleep in them ever. Yousweat a lot in your sleep and your
balls cannot breathe in box or briefswhere That's why boxers, when you're sleeping,
allow of them. Thanks to janglearound with yes, let them breathe
(36:14):
the bet that the bells jingle.Would you rather never mind? I'm just
gonna stop, would you rather speakyour mind. No, no, okay,
it's not gonna sound good, notgonna sound good, I'm not.
The final question comes from Noah Hamiltonforty nine and he says Lego brick tier
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list, which I don't know howto fucking answer this because there are hundreds,
okay, Lego, hundreds of fuckingLegos up. My absolute new favorite
right here beside me. I'll showyou. I don't even know if it'll
come up on the webcam, butMinecraft Lego Chicken, no way, it's
in Lego form, Minecraft Lego Chicken, Yeah, Minecraft Lego Chicken, Craft
(37:00):
Lego Chicken Jung Jung Okay. Andthen the next best one, in my
opinions, is gonna have to belike the plane like yellow smiley face that
you put on the Lego people.And then my third favorite is gonna be
the classic. I literally can't.I can see the color in my head,
(37:22):
but I can't say the name ofit. It's just a plane two
by six reck or the two bythree rectangle. That's my favorite. Can't
go wrong with that one, okay, love I love me at two by
six, I love me that fuckingold fashioned classic steering wheel one that comes
from like the fucking nineties spaceships Igotta love them, or cars, And
I'm also gonna have to say tiedfor third is the old fashion from the
(37:47):
nineties. I believe it was greatand blue lego piece that was a sink
and or a faucet, and tiedwith that one would be a piece I
can I cannot remember how you explainit, but it is basically has four
stubs or knobs on it, buton one end it's flat, it's like
half a ball or half a sphere, sorry, and the other end of
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it is completely round. So Iused to remember make uh like knock off
babel aades, if that makes sense, or spin top spinners with those lego
pieces, and it was fucking awesome. You'd make a massive lego rig and
then just slap it on this onetiny, little like half sphere piece and
then rip it around. It wasawesome. That's that's pretty beet, dude.
(38:30):
The lego miners little like rock columns. The little is like the little
characters talking about or is it apiece? It's like a little characters.
You ever do legal power miners?Did you ever have that when you're younger?
Ye? Little rocks that came withit. Those were pretty dollars.
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I that is all our questions andjust to end it off, we'll end
it off right before we aro.But I wanted to say this. Piple
said this, and I agree becauseI love Hitball the human of course,
not the not the dog, butwe all always got that dog in them.
Life is not a waste of time. Time is not a waste of
life. So let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of
our lives. I like that.I like that isn't that? Is that
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fucking awesome? That was he didthat as before it cheers like when they
were drinking, and I thought thatwas great. So I'm gonna definitely rip
rip that out the next time andmy boys do shots or like we all
have a drink together for the firstyears. But yeah, that's that's it.
So thank you everyone so much forlistening to this episode of Dumb and
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handsome fellows, so that's why wecall ourselves delicious. That anyways, it's
really cringey now to think about it. Anyways. To end it off,
I'm gonna before I say the introas well. I just wanted to say
this. Apparently say this, apparentlyupdate everybody, my buddy send me a
pictures now. And it says Germancannot be a real fucking language. Apparently
birth control pills in German is antibaby pillin Wow, anti baby pilling.
(40:45):
Yeah, I don't know if that'sreal or not, but if you ever
want to ask somebody if they havebirth control pills in Germany, you just
ask for anti baby pidden. Beautiful. All right, Thank everyone so much
for listening to this episode, andwe will catch you in the next episode
of Dumb, delisted just Monday morningat seven am. Take it easy and catch out
That dude. Towards the end,then that got that got out of hand
that I like that there's so muchediting I don't have to cut cut would
also just like work around. Itwas just so funny. No one else
I've been thinking about hopping on Ohmy lord, one cycle, dude,
(00:20):
one cycle. It's like it's likethose means where it's like the world before
you cycle, the world after onecycle, and there's like, no,
it's just like candy Land and everything. Dude. I like it's bad because
I was like what I was atschool and we're just like talking about fucking
I don't even know whatever, AndI remember thinking, it's like, I
wish my acne was from blasting fuckingsteroids, dude, because that would be
(00:43):
awesome. At least you have agood excuse. At least I have a
good excuse for having acne. ButI was like, oh, you have
such bad, bad hygiene. You'relike you're you're seeing care routine. Isn't
good enough for like baby girl?No, what's not? I just take
trend. Yeah, I don't thinki'd hop on trend, though, I
would like take like the psarms,it's not a steroid. It just optimizes
your body because like steroid, likea steroid is a classification of a type
(01:08):
of compound. I have a drugnarcotic, Yes, it's it's not.
It's not it's not an narcotic.It's a it's what what makes I forget
what specifically makes a steroids steroid.But storms are not a steroid. It's
just a product that basically helps yourbody optimize androgens which help build a muscle.
(01:37):
So it will not nuclear balls.You can still have kids. It
will not and you will get these. Welcome everyone back to one of the
episode of Dumb and Delicious, thepodcast tested by Guy Tanner Paratory and Jack
Hamilton. My name is Gaetano,my name is Jack Hamilton, and I
(01:57):
have a crisp delicious glass. I'vered nineteen grimes, Cali red in my
hands. That Snoop Dogg after longday of work, Snoopy baby, you
got some good taste. Damn,what was I gonna say? I'm completely
blanking right now. How are youdoing a little check in? Oh?
Shit check in? Uh? Ohuh. I'm alive and I'm breathing,
(02:20):
so that's a good thing. Butoutside of that, oh my god,
dude, schools fucking me up.Man, I'm just I just got too
much shit going on, and it'sjust it's just like last Friday, I
actually was like maybe I don't know, one stub toe away from having a
(02:40):
complete mental like break, I probablywould have got like gone insane and like
taken to like an asylum or something. I was so close to just blowing
up and just like snapping my brainbecause like just school school school, wrote
a midterm, and then right afterthe midterm, just life hit really hard
and I was like, I'm goingto kill someone if I do not go
(03:04):
to the gym right now. SoI walked with my buddy and I was
like, hey, man, canI borrow a T shirt to go work
out in? Because when I waswearing was one of my one of my
prize possession T shirts, and Iwas like, I'm not sweating in this
thing. I mean, if hesaid no, I would have gone to
the gym anyways in it. ButI was like, hey, man,
like please, so he did.He let me borrow his T shirt.
Shout out to the T shirt homie. Shout out to Aiden for letting me
(03:27):
use his T shirt. Really nicet shirt, unique low T shirt.
I'm still have to give it backto I washed it and it's been it's
been sitting on my desk. Ialso have I also paired binoculars for my
school that I've been holding on tofor well over a year now, and
I'm getting emails from from the theOrnithologies. Yeah, yeah, I still
have pinoculars and I get emails allthe time like hey, Jack, can
(03:49):
you bring back those binoculars. AndI was like, every time she emails
me, I'm like going through itwith school. So I just forget.
And I've been forgetting for a yearnow. So I had to bring those
in. I got to drop offAiden's T shirt. I got to give
back the binocularsers next to binuculars killerskillers. I like that check in breathing
(04:13):
and alive but socially suffering. Howabout you, guy Dano? That was
my The microphone didn't pick it up, but I went didn't pick it up
again to uh it still didn't pickit up. No, anyways, I
just went up. I just gavean exhale after having a sip of wine.
I'm doing well. Any updates inmy life for as of recently in
(04:35):
the past two weeks, just workinga little bit behind on my real estate
courses, but we're catching up quickly. I need to get one massive module
done by the end of this week. I'm trying to get two of them
done, but if I get atleast one, i'll be I will be
back on track. But it's amatter of I would rather not be right
back on track. I'd rather,you know, catch up, but also
(04:58):
then get ahead. That way youput a room for air exactly, So
there's that. Yeah, it work'sbeen good, a little slow, but
that's that's all right. It iskind of dead season. It's like slowly
picking up, which is great.Bar ships have been fantastic, connecting with
(05:19):
more people from high school and justlike in the past, I'm going to
join a soccer league in come Januarywith somebodies at OC which is gonna be
a lot of fun. And yeah, that's about it. Oh. I
also have submitted recently to a fewdifferent audition requests and self tape requests,
(05:41):
sorry, which has been awesome.I actually have another audition tomorrow online.
It is a callback, so I'mvery excited, which if you don't aren't
in the industry, a callback isessentially the what I call the secondary round
of auditions. It's when a castingdirector or somebody producer or whoever's involved or
(06:01):
responsible for the casting of talent tosay, hey, we liked your initial
and primary audition, can you comeback and do something similar or different?
Or we just want to see likebasically they're interested in you, so I'm
going to do that. It's fora mobile game commercial thing, which is
crazy cool. What's pretty well,like there's this new game over Mortal coming
(06:26):
out, or I can a fK playing Tower Defense, Like I better
not see one one of those what'sthat? What's that game that people?
People would be like, Oh,it's it's it's uh something Blaster two to
four or whatever. And then theyhad like there by a fire, a
campfire, and it was like Ageof War. Let me look it up,
I think, let me look itup, and mostly one Mafia City
(06:50):
it's like Boss, but I knowforgets I tracked it's it's one of those.
I also did a self uh gameself tape recently for two Games of
War self tape for two different rolesas well. And also I got another
(07:15):
role. This one's not paid,but I got another role for a short
film short film slash commercial. Idon't know actually, but it's with a
buddy of mind that I know.Actually, you guys would have known RJ,
who was on the the podcast afew weeks back. His buddy,
actually, Joshua Bernelt, messaged meand said, hey, like, listen,
I hear you work with RJ,and we'd like to have you for
this role. We think you'd workreally well for it. So yeah,
(07:40):
I think that's about it for thetalent side of my life at the moments.
And yeah, that's the big update. I guess I wasn't gonna say
I got I got a recommendation froma friend who was a I think it
was I think it was Jacob said, did you do an anime episode?
And I was like, absolutely,especially after JJK recently. But oh my
(08:01):
god, tomorrow, man, I'mso excited. I was taught. I
was talking to Pope about this onthe train today because we like ironically got
on the exact same car, exactsame train today and we see each other
and he at first he's like,hey, come sit with me, and
(08:22):
fucking two ladies immediately book for theseat that's right where he was pointing to
design him. Anyways, so we'retexting throughout He's like, oh, yeah,
did you hear what's gonna happen?Apparently the the quality in the next
few episodes and JJK is gonna tankAnd I'm like, yeah, well,
those ship makes sense though, becauseof the last Thunderclap episode plus this new
one that's coming out with the Shinigamithat Megamy Uh brings to life. Oh
(08:45):
dude, like releas regardless, it'sgonna fucking go crazy, dude, it's
gonna be fucking hYP for JJK.This one guy at school, so I've
I've mentioned many times and how sheintroduces me to like fucking a bajillion people
almost every day. There's this oneguy. I completely forget what his name
(09:07):
is. I don't know if heeven knows we have podcasts. If you're
listening to this, I am sorry. But we were sitting and we were
talking with pav and I and herfriend comes over and he recognized my background.
Okay, I'm a I mean everyonewho knows me definitely already knows this.
I'm a fucking i'm a I'm abig anime nerd. So my phone
(09:28):
background is always the different volume coversfor JJK, like I have, like
like fucking five of them. Irotate between all the time, and he
recognized him and he's like, holyshit, like you read jj CA.
I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. And like the only time I ever
see him is on like Wednesday toThursday, when he'll come up and he'll
be like, hey, bro,do you see the new chapter leaks?
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, because that like today's Wednesday. Oh,
(09:50):
I don't know if they came out, if they come up Wednesday morning
or Thursday morning at like two orthree o'clock in the morning. But like
some dude hits Twitter and like he'llpost the panels, but the untranslated panels
because you can't they're not translated yet. Or he'll drop like the storyboard,
uh notes of what's coming in thechapter that comes out on Friday. So
(10:11):
him and I just like sit thereand debate on what the fuck's gonna happen,
and it's it's funny. It's funny. I enjoy it. I'm a
nerd and it's nice to see.It's nice to see another nerd who shares
the same level of like fucking dork. For one thing, because JJK is
on top, dude, Oh mygod, I fucking love. It's passion.
It's the passion, it's the dedication. Bro. Wait, if the
(10:35):
passion is alone, it sounds likesomething DJ Galled would say, I don't
know, sorry, his fucking videois recently due don't having like a break
or something, but the shitty post. I think it's like, what the
fuck, dude, he's gotta Ithink I think that he is actually like
mentally saying and mentally well, it'sjust he is so wrapped up in the
(10:58):
wealth that I think he just kindof does whatever he wants, and if
it sounds stupid, he just getsmore clout from it, therefore just making
him even more money. So Ithink it's an endless cycle of just you
know what, it's looks stupid,you sound a little bit funny per se,
but at the end of the day, you're gonna be making still tons
of money off of these silly videos. So that's true. Collect the bag,
(11:20):
brother, Collect the bag. It'slike two opposite sides that spectrum,
because you remember when Joe Rogan,when Joe Rogan had Elon Musk on the
podcast and he's like smoking a andthen's like fucking hits that ship. And
then Tesla stocks just tank the nextday and then you have but then they
went right back up a few dayslater, like a week later. Jake
(11:41):
Khaled, who will like go onand eat like a fucking a plate of
shrimp and be like to bring outthe whole ocean and then like, I
don't know, he was just fuckingmake money off of like Instagram ads to
some fucking shit, Like dude,like the fun did he actually do that?
Did he go on like a JoeRogan podcast and just eat shrimp?
He just posted on his Instagram thevideo of him just like eaither to see
if where he's like he's like he'sgot like that like a brown like fucking
(12:05):
I don't know what the car is, like a Pentalley or something. I
don't I have no fucking idea.And he's like call it Carato and he
keeps repeating it over and over again. And you're famous for this and you
make money for doing just fucking stupidship like this like it because it's you
get to a point of fame whereit's like if you just do something stupid
just that that people applaud you forthe sheer amount of people that it reaches
(12:26):
because of the stupidity will be apositive in the long run. Yes,
yeah, okay, I don't knowif this is a thing or not.
So the new COD came out MWthree. It looks good. My brother
bought it for me. I've beenplaying the fuck out of it. And
so they brought back like the oldlobby system where it's like you can talk
(12:48):
in the pregame and a post gamelobby because in the old CODs the cause
but like the fifteen years ago CODs, you had the same lobbies over and
over again until people left or join, and you would fucking get into these
people. You played five games ina row, smack talking these dudes,
and then they got rid of itbecause it got so toxic. But then
they just brought it back. Sothere's a game ode called Search and Destroyer
(13:11):
where it's like you die and you'redead for the round, and it's like
you have to go you have toplant the bomb on a site and then
wait for the bomb to blow up, or you're defending the site and trying
to stop the bomb from being planted, or you diffuse it. Yeah,
and anytime you die or anytime aftereach round of Search and destroy there's like
fifteen twenty seconds where you can talkto the other team. And I've just
(13:33):
been fucking getting into it recently,Like me and my buddies are just fucking
lighting it up and just like we'lllose, but we'll just talk so much
shit and just like that will beworth it, you know what I mean?
Fuck whinning. You're just see howhard we can fuck with people.
And I've been like fake stuttering andlike talking like trying to piss people off.
Oh and the fake stutter has comethrough and I've been actually stuttering now,
(13:58):
So I got to stop because I'llbe like, because nothing's worse than
like when you're trying to like talkship to someone and they go, well,
the second you start trying to makefun of someone, it's over,
like you're fucked because you just sowhy why were you fake stuttering? Then?
For that exact reason, Because likeif I'm trying to like, oh,
it's Tana, you got a bigforehead. But I'm like, Gitana,
you got you got a bighead,and it's like I'm yeah, exactly,
(14:22):
I about to getut on blast forstuttering. So like we're I just
do that on purpose to fucking pisspeople off. And oh my god,
dude, it is. I've beengetting the funniest fucking reactions, but now
it's bad because now I'm actually startingto stutter on my words, and it's
not good. It's not good.I got stuck in the name of toxicity,
dude, and the name of AxiCity. But overall the game is
good the way because like I I, I don't know if I'll get it,
(14:45):
but if it goes on sale orsomething for Black Friday or Christmas,
I might buy. Dude. TheZombie Zombies is a ton of like I've
been missing COD. I'm missing CODrecently. I haven't like played in a
long time, and that's one gameI can like play for hours. Usually.
Oh god, lest well, Ilike, I don't know. They
basically released the same game over andover again every year, but like this
year they're like, oh, we'regoing to remaster the old MW three and
(15:11):
put a spin on it because MWthree was like one of the best,
Like the old m W three islike one of the best CODs of all
time. But they kind of lostmy trust when I bought one like four
years ago, and I was like, this shit ass and I never played
it and then I was like,I'm never buying another one a game,
Like I'm never buying another COD gameagain. And then Noah bought one for
me after It was actually last Friday, when I was having a shit ass
(15:33):
fucking day. I get home andI was like, oh, yeah,
like I got a surprise for you, and like I go into my room
and he fucking turns on my computerand I get the new COD sitting there,
and I'm like, I'm like,dude, come on. Like I
actually was like so close to tearingup because I was just having such like
such a dog shit day. Andthen I got home and like, I
don't I'm not saying this to shade, like not to throw shade on Noah
(15:56):
or nothing like that, but likeit's very rare. He'll go like he'll
do a lot of things for me, but it's very rare he goes out
of the way and does something likepaid for me like that, and like
do like buy me games for nofucking reason or buy me some something over
was for no fucking reason. Obviouslyhe'll like, you'll, you know,
you'll buy me fucking I don't know, snacks or ship or stuff like that.
(16:18):
And I appreciate it, Like,when's the last time your sister just
went out over a way to spendover eighty dollars on you for no reason.
You didn't do anything for I rememberexactly. But I also don't expect
it. I don't. I don'texpect it that No, I mean neither,
and I never expected. And Igot home and my brother does that.
That's why there. I was like, dude, I'm actually gonna fucking
cry right now if you do.Like I was just I don't know.
(16:38):
I was. I was having sucha fucking emotional day and he was like,
fuck dude, So yeah, Idon't know. My past week has
been like a roller coaster of everything. But like I said, still alive
and breathing, so can't complain.Yeah, that's good, totally totally.
I was or I had a bunchof different like notes for this episode that
(17:03):
have gone over the past two weeks. Sorry, okay, So no,
no, no worries, No,don't worries, not at all. There
was the last episode we posted.I mentioned the dog Dog Cat lyrics for
this is all of the songs needto know. I just want to go
on the record saying those are notthe exact lyrics. I apologize, I
(17:26):
am doing better. I am learninga lot of them now before the concert.
I'm going to and to correct myself. The correct lyrics are spank me,
slap me, choke me, biteme. I'm sorry I make errors,
but I hope that everyone can youknow, appre understand where I'm coming
(17:49):
from and that I'm learning and acceptmy apology. I don't why I made
that so absolutely ridiculously professional or justlike honest, but yeah, I don't
know why that's all in caps.Correct your fucking doja cat lyrics? Why
I wrote down your apology for fuckingup doja cat lyrics? Sorry? Doja?
(18:12):
Sorry? Dojuh? What else wegot helping Ethan the content? Oh?
So Ethan decided that like he hitme up and he was like,
yo, I want to start aYouTube channel, like can you give me
some tips? And so I endedup bringing him McDonald's actually yeah, yeah.
So I so I let him know, like, hey, yeah,
(18:33):
like I'm down to totally help you, like let's meet up and uh,
I'll give you a little breakdown,a little mini class workshop. Within like
an hour, he's like, allright, I'm down. So I meant
him at Starbucks, you know,shooting the ship, went back and forth
about everything. Things are one well, and then randomly I just feel a
set of lips on my head andwell, and I was like, excuse
(18:56):
me, thinking obviously it's a stranger. It's white, the opposite. Noah's
just there out of the blue Witch. That was hilarious. He's just randomly
at Starbucks, and he was justHe's like, hey, guys doing this
or whatever. And I'm like,oh, He's like, what are you
up to. I'm like, oh, we'll just I'm helping Eatan out with
SAP a YouTube channel, and goesright on brother good ship. But yes,
(19:18):
that was such a brood. Youcould have told him anything and would
said exactly that. Probably. Yeah. Uh, that was one of the
other things. What else I got? I have some questions. We have
some questions actually, which we'll getto the at the end. This is
okay, this is a question andWe're gonna go into a little bit of
TMI here, just because I feellike everyone in this episode has been listening
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so far and being like, okay, you know, saying a few things
that are the same, you know, repeating ourselves or whatever. This and
that, but and that also justcould be my tipsy mind. However,
Jack, question for you and foreveryone listening, do you have different spots
on your towel, Like your towelyou use to wash yourself every night and
(20:02):
dry yourself dedicated to dry different spotsof your body? Okay, cool,
I thought I was crazy. Ithought it was weird as fuck. I
literally have specific spots and the bestpart is my main towel. That's how
I love to use always right,Like I literally only use a different towel
for maybe max a day or twountil like I want that one washed and
use it again. Is because ithas certain designs, patterns and logos on
(20:23):
it that I like. Okay,this logo is for this part of my
body. This design is for thispart of my body. Okay, cool,
I'm not. And it's like oneside's like a long cut side and
one side is a short cut side, and on each of the corners is
like a little like like stripe patternthing. So the way I do it
is if I use a long cutside for my hair because like you know,
(20:44):
I don't know what helps dry outthe hair or whatever, and use
a short cut side to my body. That way I can just like throw
it around and quickly reb it.And I dedicate the corners to the corner
areas as in under your arms,arm pits and between the legs down under
Australia. Nice. And that's that'show I've happened. I'm very celebrated.
(21:07):
I thought I was the only personwho did that. And I was like,
how the fuck do people just usea towel like without thinking about everywhere?
Like how are you going to goto the shower dry your balls and
then use that part of the towelon your face or on your hair?
Yes, it's clean, I wasjust thinking the same, But I still
don't want ball on my face orin my hair. I agree, And
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I also to back onto that feedbackonto that I thought was I also thought
to myself that ever since I startedbecoming more aware of my skincare routine simply
for my face, I realized thatyou know, yes, you wash your
hair, you wash your body whatever. I don't want a my balls to
be touching the same part that doesfor dry my face or vice versa,
for like my hair or something.Because different parts of the bay use different
(21:52):
soaps, different things will have differentkind of remains. Or whatever on your
body, like you don't want toput like condition right on your face or
I don't know your fucking baald,I mean your pubic cares. Maybe we'll
think I don't fucking know. Man, the science is weird. They say
it on the soap themselves. Killsninety nine zero point nine percent that point
(22:14):
what about that point one percent?Don't want it on my face? Don't
want it. That's just how itis. Yeah, no, I get
that, Okay, cool. Ialso thought about getting a I used to
run Okay, now we're getting tothe TMI. I used to run a
special ball towel for a little bitto polish off the jewels, dedicated a
(22:38):
ball, like specifically for your nuts. Yeah, that way, I can
just kind of just indiscriminately use abig towel anywhere without having to think about
it. And then I've had adedicated ball towel, like a like a
smaller one. It's a face towel, but like not for your face.
I was just saying, I've hada face towel. I'm not a ball
towel. I was a face toweltoo. I got my face towel for
(22:59):
shaving. I have my towel towerfor showering. I don't run the ball
towel anymore. That was in highschool. I don't because now I can
you have the what? Oh,I'm just I'm just saying. I'm explaining.
I'm explaining my my case right here. Continue. I was sorry.
I was just gonna say, notsound good. I don't like that a
ball towel like drying off ball toweltlike you mean, like a jerk off
(23:25):
towel. No, that's what youuse the microfiber cloths for a brother.
I did not say those things washoff so easily. I'm saying the opposite.
I'm saying, the ball towel isn'tthat kind of ball towel. It's
a drying off. He's giving mea look in the webcam right now.
No, I am not reciprocating thatlook, because I do not do that.
(23:48):
What if you use your ball towelas a towel, but then you
also then use yourself off to themoisture from washing your body? What I'm
going to cut that out. Idon't know why I just started thinking about
that. Oh my, I justhad a realization. Get rid of the
crust, the not I didn't haverealization. I just remembered something. So
(24:10):
a newly met friend of mine thatI've been talking to was like, oh,
I just found out you had apodcast. They're listening to it.
Oh lovely, and they're telling meabout the first episode they listened to,
and it was the episode of myI fucking died inside. Dude. I
was like, there's no fucking way. Wait wait wait wait, wait wait
wait wait wait edging episode. There'sno there's an episode of I'm talking about
(24:34):
edging. Yes, like not dedicated, but like the probably a good five
time. It's probably fifteen minutes edging. Yes, Oh my god, Oh
my god. And then I readthat and I was like, are you
fucking kidding me. There's no waythat's the first episode. Was I talking
to you about this other day?Sorry, on the topic of edging.
(24:56):
We think we were at your house, uh like for a second, and
we're agreeing or agree to disagree thatedging before certain events is immaculate. Specifically,
I've learned recently with No No November, which, by the way,
I failed. I apologize, Idon't apologize. It was great edging right
before the gym, the pre pumpto the physical main pump is incredible.
(25:19):
I'm going to do it is absolutelyfantastic. I mean five minutes, not
even five I'm maybe thirty seconds ofresearch really quick. Also, while you're
doing that, I'm gonna really say. I'm gonna say this boldly and up
with my chest on the podcast.You've heard it here, folks. It's
not fucking Christmas time yet. Itis. The holidays are not here.
I don't want to hear no goddamnfucking Mariah Carey. Although I respect the
(25:42):
music and I love it, butuntil it's November thirty first, at eleven
fifty nine pm, it is notChristmas time. When we just finished Docto,
we just finished Halloween. I'm behonest, I'm still listening to some
Halloween drops right now. So holyshit. But okay, what's up?
So I'm I'll break down something realquick, and this might not be the
(26:06):
best way to start closing out thepodcast, but it's gonna be something that
might change the lives of many menand will uh oh god. I'm just
gonna get into it before I digmyself a hole here, gentlemen, We're
gonna talk about testicular levels, yes, test levels. Sorry, I watched
a video on Instagram like two weeksago, three weeks ago, and all
(26:26):
right, I'm gonna I'm actually gonnaclarify before I continue the story. I
do not do this. I donot do this. I don't do it.
I say I do it, allright, joke to my friends,
but I do not do this.I watched a video on Instagram three weeks
ago about this guy and it's likea joke Instagram account of this dude who
like has a mullet and a stash, and he dresses up in a suit
(26:48):
and you give serious talks about reallyfucking stupid things. And one of the
one of the like short videos aminute long, was him giving a presentation
on what's the name Shu shun Zoo, the guy who wrote It's a book
called The The Art of War sunZoo about that before. I don't know.
(27:11):
It's a book apparently every guy hasto read at some point. Why
don't know, don't care? AmI going to read it? Probably not.
I actually read a few chapters ofit, like in pursuit of knowledge
of what I'm about to talk about. But I mean, it was an
Instagram video of a joke, soit's not true. The guy talks about
a chapter of the Art of Warby Sun Zoo called before Bust, which
(27:37):
translates to uh, John, it'sit's this General, it's not this last
Friday. John. On the trainthe club, guys get drinks. Fu.
Yeah, have a drink. Howdoes that feel, Uh John,
Jesus man. Yeah. So Idon't know if any of this is I
(28:00):
mean, I don't know if OJung means before Bust. There's no chapter
in the Art of War about whatI'm about to talk about, so it's
definitely just con troll. But whatI just read on Google, an actual
conducted research proved that this might actuallybe true. The science ladies and gentleman
(28:23):
science and science, you can probablypiece together what I mean by before Bust.
And the guy's basically standing up givinghim present these guys, and he's
like, he's like. The principleof a Jung written written in the book
Art of War by famous General SunZou, discusses the concept of increasing one's
(28:44):
power, one's confidence and ability tobelieve in itself and project that power onto
other people. And how to dothat is by edging before just about any
event, and in doing that,any event increases any event, Woul,
whether that be a meeting, you'regonna go when you're a hockey game and
(29:06):
you want to perform, You're gonnagive a presentation. You're gonna go to
the gym to increase your testosterone levels. You want to, you know,
do the thing, but don't don'tfinish before bust stop a junk a bust
(29:27):
stop jung. Increase your testosterone levelsin order to be more powerful and project
that power and that strength and thatconfidence to increase your performance. And I
thought it was the fucking funniest thingever. This video is It's like I
just explained it so poorly, butthe way the guy does it in the
(29:48):
video, he's like he's like likeat the end, he's anyone got any
questions? And then when the guysputs his hands up and he's like,
do you have blue balls right now? Sir? And he's like, what
do you think? Let's go backto the board. What do you think?
Let's get back to the word.Oh my god, man. So
what I just look about on Googlewas word for word, does jerking off
(30:14):
increased testosterone levels? And there's likea ton of like articles and stuff,
But I scrolled down. There's anNCBI article that says, if you quickly
jump to the results, it saysback the top, it says that it
can be assumed that masturbation may havepotential effect on free testosterone concentrations, but
(30:37):
not hormonal ratios. So basically saying, the amount of free testosterol in your
bloodstream may increase as a result ofmasturbating, but additional studies with larger sample
sizes are needed to validate these findings, So no conclusive evidence, but could
(30:57):
be a thing. So I'm definitelynot gonna be trying that out. I
definitely trying. I don't know whyanybody would, Oh my god. Uh
so, yeah, I don't know. I just uh, I don't know
how we got on this topic atall. I'm gonna be honest, I
(31:18):
will be trying that tomorrow, rightbefore my shift, I know, not
at work, but before I gotthe to get the god train. I'ma
I'm gonna I'm gonna catch my owntrain. You know what I'm saying.
Not something that I am into.Uh, WHOA, what the fuck are
we talking about? In my head? Yeah, when he finish my sentence
before anyone who goes to school withme listens to this. I'm not gonna
do this before I go to school. I'm gonna go home, yes,
(31:41):
and I'm gonna go to the gym, and I'm gonna see the results.
Junk. Everybody jung, thank you, thank you, thank you a junk
that. Okay, Well, let'sclose out the episode. But right before
we do, I'm gonna give youguys a reminder while I'm looking for them
the questions. But if you haven'talready, please make sure to download the
(32:04):
episode. It is the best wayto support us and our endeavors to create
better and more content for you allin the future. All Right, we
have a few questions, I thinktwo or three. The first one comes
from the Lovely Golden Boy himself,Noah Hamilton forty nine asks what the fuck?
My own brother sent in a questionas well. He said the two
(32:28):
I want a grocery store cookie tierlist. Go, I'll give my top
three. I could go on forhours about this. I'm also gonna give
my top three, just a topthree. Ig you go first, number
one, unfucking matched. Nothing evengets remotely close to these The chips,
Ahoy chocolate chunk where it's where it'sthe white chocolate, the dark chocolate,
(32:51):
and the milk chocolate ones. Fuckyou for shaking your head. Those are
literally the best. I will fightyou on this. Nah Number two is
gonna have to be the classic Oreo. Nothing goes harder. Whoa let me
factor in. If you're at thegrocery store buying these, it's assumed you're
buying milk and dipping them in themilk. Yes, yes, of course,
(33:13):
of course, or at least that'sthere for that's an option. Yeah.
If you say chips a hoy issoft and chewies, I'm gonna fucking
smack you because those tastes like ass. Those are definitely your number one based
off that face. You know mynumber one, but there on my top
three, number number one Chips aHoy chocolate chunk number two Classic Oreo.
Number three is gonna have to belike your generic grocery store bakery chocolate chip
(33:36):
ones. Holy shit, these arenine grocery stores, but they're the best.
Seven eleven otis Spunk Buyer chocolate cookies, Holy spunk buyerne spunk. If
you know whoa whoa the groin clothwhoa Alright, I don't know what you're
putting in your cookies. Guy,you said spunk, all right, drop
(33:57):
your your list. I my selectivehearing. We top one. It's gonna
be, gonna be the good oldclassic is incredible for the to taste in
your mouth. You feel like achild when you eat them, You feel
loved when you eat them. MissusField's cookies Boom number one, any fucking
flavor. But I had to takea flavor of the missus Fields brand chocolate
chip. What's up? You don'tget enough in a package? Oh,
(34:20):
you don't, and it's it's they'rereally expensive. But he never mentioned anything
about budget. Number two suck yourmother chips away, Chewy soft and chewy.
And number three, I do agreewith you the classic choreo. Okay,
I'm happy we can still be friendsafter this, having friends after this.
Thank you Noah for your question.Let's get to the next one,
(34:44):
which was, uh, that's acomment actually that I will mention at the
end of the episode because I thoughtit was really good. But next one
comes from Nicholas Underscore Emerl. Nicholasasks when did we make the move to
boxer Breefe because I used to makefun of in high school. For them,
I basically posted a picture on theInstagram of me after a heavy night
(35:07):
of drinking, passed out on thefloor of my old place by York University.
And I am not I literally havea bean bag, a massive body
pillow, three pillows and uh anda blanket. And I am barely wrapped
by the blanket. And I amsleeping on the floor surrounded by all these
(35:30):
comfy, soft things. So answeryour question, Nicholas, they are not
back in style. I was justheavily intoscated, and I went for the
closest thing possible to comfort and Ifell asleep and had a wonderful, wonderful
slumber. So thank you, United, Nicholas. Boxer briefs real quick in
terms of like walking during the day. Amazing. They do not bunch up
(35:52):
if not get wedgies. Oh mygod. Box briefs are amazing. Do
not sleep in them ever. Yousweat a lot in your sleep and your
balls cannot breathe in box or briefswhere That's why boxers, when you're sleeping,
allow of them. Thanks to janglearound with yes, let them breathe
(36:14):
the bet that the bells jingle.Would you rather never mind? I'm just
gonna stop, would you rather speakyour mind. No, no, okay,
it's not gonna sound good, notgonna sound good, I'm not.
The final question comes from Noah Hamiltonforty nine and he says Lego brick tier
(36:37):
list, which I don't know howto fucking answer this because there are hundreds,
okay, Lego, hundreds of fuckingLegos up. My absolute new favorite
right here beside me. I'll showyou. I don't even know if it'll
come up on the webcam, butMinecraft Lego Chicken, no way, it's
in Lego form, Minecraft Lego Chicken, Yeah, Minecraft Lego Chicken, Craft
(37:00):
Lego Chicken Jung Jung Okay. Andthen the next best one, in my
opinions, is gonna have to belike the plane like yellow smiley face that
you put on the Lego people.And then my third favorite is gonna be
the classic. I literally can't.I can see the color in my head,
(37:22):
but I can't say the name ofit. It's just a plane two
by six reck or the two bythree rectangle. That's my favorite. Can't
go wrong with that one, okay, love I love me at two by
six, I love me that fuckingold fashioned classic steering wheel one that comes
from like the fucking nineties spaceships Igotta love them, or cars, And
I'm also gonna have to say tiedfor third is the old fashion from the
(37:47):
nineties. I believe it was greatand blue lego piece that was a sink
and or a faucet, and tiedwith that one would be a piece I
can I cannot remember how you explainit, but it is basically has four
stubs or knobs on it, buton one end it's flat, it's like
half a ball or half a sphere, sorry, and the other end of
(38:09):
it is completely round. So Iused to remember make uh like knock off
babel aades, if that makes sense, or spin top spinners with those lego
pieces, and it was fucking awesome. You'd make a massive lego rig and
then just slap it on this onetiny, little like half sphere piece and
then rip it around. It wasawesome. That's that's pretty beet, dude.
(38:30):
The lego miners little like rock columns. The little is like the little
characters talking about or is it apiece? It's like a little characters.
You ever do legal power miners?Did you ever have that when you're younger?
Ye? Little rocks that came withit. Those were pretty dollars.
(38:51):
I that is all our questions andjust to end it off, we'll end
it off right before we aro.But I wanted to say this. Piple
said this, and I agree becauseI love Hitball the human of course,
not the not the dog, butwe all always got that dog in them.
Life is not a waste of time. Time is not a waste of
life. So let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of
our lives. I like that.I like that isn't that? Is that
(39:15):
fucking awesome? That was he didthat as before it cheers like when they
were drinking, and I thought thatwas great. So I'm gonna definitely rip
rip that out the next time andmy boys do shots or like we all
have a drink together for the firstyears. But yeah, that's that's it.
So thank you everyone so much forlistening to this episode of Dumb and
Delicious for some dumb and Delicious contents. If you aren't following us already on
(39:37):
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(39:58):
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Although it's not perfect, but itis dumb right, and we are
(40:22):
handsome fellows, so that's why wecall ourselves delicious. That anyways, it's
really cringey now to think about it. Anyways. To end it off,
I'm gonna before I say the introas well. I just wanted to say
this. Apparently say this, apparentlyupdate everybody, my buddy send me a
pictures now. And it says Germancannot be a real fucking language. Apparently
birth control pills in German is antibaby pillin Wow, anti baby pilling.
(40:45):
Yeah, I don't know if that'sreal or not, but if you ever
want to ask somebody if they havebirth control pills in Germany, you just
ask for anti baby pidden. Beautiful. All right, Thank everyone so much
for listening to this episode, andwe will catch you in the next episode
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