The BEST Movie of 2023 and Gaetano in Grand Rapids

Gaetano and Jack have a brief conversation about some great movies they've seen recently. Then, Gaetano goes into detail about his fun but also memorable experience as he party's in Grand Rapids with Tristan, Daniel and Emily for the weekend. Let's just say, somebody got their stomach pumped.

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Episode Transcript

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Every time I think of like afire beat or fire something when it comes
to record in the podcast, Ithink of that one intro you did eons
agout where it's like it was likeand then it was like it was like
Masta has given Dopy a cock,Dopey your slut and it like brings out
like a sword sheathing sound, andlike I was like, that is the

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stupidest fucking edit, but it was. It went so hard for no reason.
I never heard that. I waslike, that could be like the
intro, like the you could belike a prola the producer ta dude I
just discovered Forrell Williams, his producertag is like the four beats, like
the like beting a Tokyo drift.Don't don't, but you know what I

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mean. I think the think aboutit, the four beats beginning of Tokyo
Drift. And then there's that thatKendrick song Dan No, not that one,
not that one? All right?You know that song? All right?
All right, I'm not I can'treally let me check up. I

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can't really that that that four beatintro that's the same as to drift.
That's Parl Williams producer Tag I hadno idea. Really. Yeah, wait,
I gotta look at Tokyo Drift nowlike that. Yeah, it's the
four beats. It's the four beats. How can you how can you use

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a producer tag for a beat like? I don't know? Well, yeah,
what's it called? It's the fourcount start, is what it's called.
I guess no, but you knowyou have like you have like the
I can't think of any I can'tthink of any producer tags right now.
I can't think of any, butyou know the people produce the tags on

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songs like Noah's or Alex. Sorry, this is a shit the audio clip
of Noah alright? Is that whatit is? But isn't it like high
pitched with sounding like a girl?I'll to his soundclass. Think let me

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find this for I mean, ifthis makes it on the podcast for those
who don't know, eybuddy Alex,it makes music. I'm not like this
guy's the DJ, but he likesmaking music for fun and he has his
own producer tag. And it's aclip of my brother. It's just saying
dairy on the beat and it justsounds really fucking stupid, but it's funny

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and Alex's tracks actually do go hard. Oh never mind, it's milk free
lactose. That's right, it wasdairy on the beat for one of the
songs, is what it was.Welcome everyone back to another episode. I'mon
Delicious, the podcast hosted by GuyTama Paratory and Jack Smilton. My name

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is Guy Dan. Oh, myname it's Jack Hamilton. And keep let's
just let's do some chickens because there'sthere's there's a lot to talk about today.
But there's not a lot to talkabout today. But I don't even
let's just get into let's get intolet's get into it. Do you feel
but we all feel cuckoo in thebrains? Yeah, I was like sitting.

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I woke up this morning and Ihad the slowest morning ever. So
I'll say this for a check.I'll say this for a check. Guy
Dana, how are you doing today? I'm doing well. I have woken
up and I do not have worktoday. I have the day off and
I will use my day off forstudying. Because and you guys are listening

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to this, I'm gonna start withthis fucking voice. When you guys listening
to this, I will have completedmy first real estate exam. Whether a
past or not, we'll find out, but I will be using this entire
day to study. And uh yeah, so my test is on Sunday,
the day after you guys are hearingthis, day before you guys are hearing

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this. Sorry, and yeah,I'm a little stressed at the moments.
But once it's over, the reliefthat's over, that date's past, it'll
be breezy. You'll be better overallall though, Yeah, I'm going to
go hit a crazy leg date today. I haven't hit legs in about two
and a half weeks because I've justbeen busy, then a lot of sick
on and off, and then goingto Michigan, which I'll talk we'll talk

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about later, crazy crazy trip.And yeah, but overall, I would
give myself seven penguins, no,six penguins, seven penguins out of ten?
Jack, how do you feel?Check in? What's up? So
I'm just gonna come out here andsay it. I've hit legs more this
year than Gaetano has mm hmm yep, and that is once as of yesterday.

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Fuck yeah, dude, Fuck yeah, dude. What did I do?
I was like, I don't wantto do this shit. Enjoy that
award for such a long time.What it'll be crushed in about within a
week. Enjoy what, Enjoy youraward of You're ahead of me in legs
this year, you know what.And I'm gonna keep it because you can
only hit legs so many times thisyear, and I got the plus one
right now, So if I canget that lead and maintain it, I'm

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fucking I'm doing that shit, dude. They say no Mario Kart bro okay,
but I'm not gonna like it's kindof a pussy bitch leg day.
So I was like sitting. SoI've been. I've been sick since New
Year's. I just have not feltbetter since. So I've just been like
I have days where I feel goodand then I have days where I'm just
fucking dying, man, And yesterdaywas a day where I felt good.

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I also have not been working outas nowhere near as much as I should,
like I've probably worked out a totalof five times since New Year's which
is not good. Like I shouldbe going a lot more, but I'm
not because I'm ill. But Istill want to work out because I feel
myself literally fucking wasting way. Anyways, Yesterday I felt like shit in the
morning, and then come like fouro'clock, I'm like, wow, I

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actually feel kind of okay. Rightnow, I'm thinking I gonna go to
the gym. So I'm like sittingthere, laying in bed, and I'm
like, I'm gotta get energy,I gotta get the energy go. And
I finally get up. I gotdown the stairs. I mixed people working
into a cup and I start drinkingit. And then my brother comes down
and he's he's he's home right now, and if he hears me talking about
this, he'll fucking kick my doorand kick the shit out of me.

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But whenever we go to the gymtogether, he's like forty minutes in and
out forty minutes. Who the fuckhas a good workout forty minutes? Go
fuck yourself. Okay, if you'renot working out for at least like an
hour, fifteen hour, twenty,what the fuck you do? No offense,
that's a good forty five minute workoutas long as you do high intensity
kind of training, like my MikeMenser style, where it's like I'll only

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work out for half an hour,but I have little to note breaks.
It's just bang, bang bang,Well, that's what happens when it's a
forty minute workout. No, no, it's thirty minutes of talking, ten
minutes of lifting. So thirty minutesof jaw exercises and ten minutes of lifting.
Yeah, so I'm like halfway done. My pre No's like, I'm

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going to the gym right now,And in my head, I'm like,
fuck, my parents don't want takingtwo cars, because what's the pointy taking
two cars, Like if we're gonnawin the same time I was with the
same car, but no one's gonnabe driving, so I'll be in and
out of there in forty minutes.Fuck this. And then I manage and
then Noah's like, also, we'rehitting legs and I'm sitting there and I'm
like, I have a very veryimportant decision to make right now. Do

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I go I can die, ordo I do legs for the first time
this year and then make it aweekly thing every single Thursday. Just gonna
go hit legs on Thursdays because Ijust got I gotta get that that structure
down, you know what I mean. So I fucking did it. I
actually went and hit legs. Idid squat. I'm not gonna squat fox

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spotting, but I did leg extensions, I did leg curls, I did
calf raises, and I did alreadyelse, which is solid. It's just
that that's a start. That's astart, right right. You don't look
to count the start if you keepgoing, and the only count as the
start if you keep going. Okay, I'm gonna try my best to stick
that because I also have Ethan andJacob who encourage me to hit legs as

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well. And I didn't, butI did it home, So I'm gonna
try my best on Thursdays to keepstick with legs. Where am I going
with this? Oh? Yeah?And the forty minute workout ended up being
fucking two hours long because we finishedour leg workout, Noah started talking and
then I went and proceeded to hita full back day after the leg workout.
Are you kidding? Yep? Yep. He's like, I'll come meet

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you at lap poll downs. Okay, three sets of lot pulldowns are done.
I'm gonna go do three sets ofrows. Those are done. Noah
still hasn't shown up yet. I'mgonna go do some pull ups and I'm
sitting there and I'm like, wherethe fuck is this guy. And I
walk over to fill my water bottle. This is chopping it up with like
eight people in front of the fuckingwater count and I'm like, okay,
you know, I'm not complaining.I'm not complaining. And on the way
out, two more people that heknows walks in. So we're sitting there

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talking even more at the front desk. Right, that's whatever I mean.
I'm not complaining. I got Igot the lift that I wanted to do
anyways and afterwards, so that's good. That's one hell of a checking.
Not bad. That's just what happenedyesterday. But I feel good today.
I actually feel really healthy today.So I'm think I'm gonna go to the
gym today and I want to getShowarne my after Yeah. That's been me

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ever since New Year's because we haven'tbeen we haven't posted since, but I've
just been sick. And that's aliterally, that's a and I've been suffering.
Speaking of having posted since New Year'syou know what else has happened since
we've we posted New Year's Day?The Jeffrey Epstein documents have been unsealed.
Holy shit, dude. And andif anybody doesn't know very very basic concept

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to it or context. Jeffrey Epsteinwas a wealthy man who had a private
island, who invited celebrities and thosewho he deemed would who had forward the
human race and technologies. The amountof people, the amount of videos on
my feed that have spawned since I'veliked I've liked one fucking meme about Stephen

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Hawking is absurd. I'm getting somany Stephen Hawking memes and I just want
in for context of that for youfolks as well. I want to read
out what happened with in regards toStephen Hawking on the island. So basically,
there were documents regarding Jeffrey Epstein.They were sealed, and then from
that they were recently unsealed, andthis is an official statement from one of

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those documents. It says this isSo I'll say questionnaire and then I'll say
answer, person, that's answering questionnaire. Wait, are you telling me that
Stephen Hawking frequented the island for pleasure? Answer? Yes. Jeffrey loved to
have intellectuals visit the island so hecould reward them for their hard work for
humanity and for other darker reasons.Question what did Jeffrey ever talk to you

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about Stephen Hawking's proclivities? Answer,Yes, he liked watching undressed midgets solve
complex equations on a too high upchalkboard. End quote That is a legal
document. And again since then,I have seen a ridiculous amount of memes

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on my feed, to the pointwhere I don't think I have much else
of a feed anymore. It's basicallyevery meme is just any like individual in
a wheelchair and then just calling themStephen Hawking and then making a meme with
a caption. And that's just literallyeverything. Like there's a clip from a
TV show of some lady in awheelchair who puts in like rocket boosters and

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flies away, and it's like StephenHawking and so just the lady put on
the rocket boosters and taken off.If anyone knows that to reset a feed,
please let me know. Yeah,definitely, because I gotta get that
shit off my feet too. I'mgonna annoy it, Like I really I
really need to reset my feet becauseI want to actually get back to the
ship I used to look at andthat was like movie clips and like anime
and like yeah, it's just it'sfucked now, dude. But this whole,

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the whole Epstein thing still to meis absolutely shocking that that kind of
shit can happen then. But it'sjust like I had no idea, dude,
he got Did you know Epstein gotarrested in twenty nineteen? That was
like when we were just finishing uphigh school. Like, wait, twenty
nineteen he got arrested. This isn'tdud old thing. I didn't even know

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he was alive. Still, Ithink he got Yeah, how old is
he? Well, he's dead now? Really this was twenty nineteen. Oh
he he got arrested July twenty nineteen, died August twenty nineteen. Yeah,
wow, I mean a month later. I wonder you know, wait,
how old was he when he died? Sixty to seventy sixty to seventy Oh

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No, it was a suicide.And the camera's conveniently, like gosh,
the cameras conveniently just weren't functioning thatday when he committed suicide in itself.
So and the guard also just wasn'tthere when he committed suicide in his cell.
And also because the cameras aren't there, there's a whole possibility that he
could be alive this day and justout somewhere ridiculous amount of money. He's

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dead. They examined his body.Yeah, he died at sixty six by
apparently suicide by hanging, but hedidn't have materials to hang himself. In
his cell the cameras, the camerasbroke, and the guard just miraculously just
wasn't there. The guard went tothe bathroom. So I'm just saying,
it's it's pretty like if you lookinto because it was a pretty big thing.

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Right after he died. It's literallylike arrested. He's going to testify
a month later. Dead. Whyis he dead? I wonder why they
have flight logs of the most wealthyand famous people in the world going to
this guy's island, and he hasrecords of everything they've done, and he's
going to testify, So yeah,you know what I mean. Yeah,

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yeah, I was surprised, butI was like, oh my gosh,
really that person went, that personwent. But I think that list,
I mean sorry, from what Iread, it seemed like that list was
more for people who have been tothe island versus I haven't no idea what
they did. And honestly, alot of people who did go to that
island to do very inhumane things,evil things, however, evil things,
But I don't know how else likelyhave another document of actually what they did.

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I don't. I don't know,man. It's it's it's very disgusting
and very evil, but it's alsokind of crazy just to kind of shit
that the fact that this is thisfucking happened in the past ten years is
fucking shocking. And this isn't tosay that you know, everybody on that
list is an evil criminal, becausewho knew if you were just taking a
flight and going to one of hisparties, right, You're going to a

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party because you host anxiety is alot in like New York, So who
knows? Because there's some people onthe list, like Cameron Diaz where it's
like what the fuck? She justknows? Why the fun would she get
involved in sort of thing? AndI'm not saying I don't know anything about
her. It's just like so manyrandom one off people that you know what
I mean, where it's not likenot everybody, but the biggest thing with
the island was like sex trafficking andthere was like miners involved and blah blah,

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blah and yeah, so it's Ihave no idea. And if you're
like into conspiracies and like you're like, oh, you know any conspiracy kind
of thing, I mean, lookinto it. It's fucked up. It's
interesting that this kind of shit canhappen, but it's super fucked up.
But just yeah, it's just honestly, he's probably burning in hell right now.

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So who really gives a fuck atthis point, right and everyone on
that list is probably gonna get prosecuted. The people who are guilty will get
found guilty, and the people whoaren't, well not hopefully you never know.
Amen, brother, Amen, Amen, brother Amen. Alright, let's
let's move on to another topic.Yeah, what do you want? What
else we got on the on thejunkyard on the list? Oh oh you

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were talking about the movie. Thatmovie, the fucking weirdass movie. Okay,
so holy shit, holy freaking monkeyball shits. I watched Poor Things,
and I'm gonna bring up the iIMDb right now because I want to
talk about this fucking movie. Itwas just so fucking good, all good.

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It has an eight point five outof ten eight point five out of
ten on IMDb, and I thinkthat is too low. I think it
deserves at least a nine. Ifnot, I would give I gave it
a nine point five. This movie, basically, the synopsis is the incredible
tale about the fantastical evolution of BellaBaxter, a young woman brought back to

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life by the brilliant and unorthodox scientistdoctor Godwin Baxter. Yeah it is.
The director is Yourgos Lentemos. Writersare Tony mcmara and Alice Alice Alice dare
Gray, and it stars Emma Stonemaker, Ruffalo, William Dafoe and a few
others. Obviously, this movie mademe question so many things about my life.

(16:38):
Uh just it brings a beautifully like, sadistic, fucked up like image
and idea of how people are peoplein a movie. Basically, I I
did a twenty minute rants on myphone talking about the movie and reviewing it,

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et cetera, which I'll post lateras a bonus episode maybe. But
yeah, and this movie, Iwould say is not for the faint of
heart. There is blood, thereis body parts, and it's about a
woman, Balla Baxter, who's,like it says, is brought back to
life and she has to relearn everythingabout what it means to be human,
how to live, how to growup, et cetera. And it's just

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a very I don't know how toexplain it more. It's just it's just
so fucked up and it's one ofthose things you just have to watch.
And the cinematography is absolutely incredible.The story is amazing, the writing is
just fucking perfection, the directing isamazing. Everything about it I just so
good, so fucking good, andI gave it a nine point five out

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of ten. I have not seena movie this good since Joker twenty nineteen.
And if you like like dystopian existential, a horror thriller, and like
basically Frankenstein in a modern in aVictorian era kind of movie, you would
love Poor Things. It came outlast year in December, I think December

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fifteenth, twenty twenty three, andit is just such a fucking beautiful take
on what it means to be alive. And it's just so good. That's
all I'm gonna say. But yeah, looking at the post for that movie,
dude, it was like, justthe picture of the lady in the
makeup and everything, it just weirdme, weird me the fuck out.
I'm not gonna lie. It justit looked so odd and I don't know

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how the fuck I've never heard ofit because apparently it actually really really good
reviews that blew up. But you'realso into those like kind of like funky,
one off odd cinematography. I lovemovies that look beautiful. But more
importantly, I just can. Ican. I have such love and such
attraction to those who create a moviethat is just so well written as well,

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and especially when you're sing well written, well acted, and like the
story is good and it's shot verywell. I just again, it makes
a perfect film, but it justmakes me just go wow. There are
some popular motherfuckers out there, liketalented motherfuckers out there. I slept on
dude, I know what they're doing. Yeah, And it's like, I
mean, obviously everyone knows I'm i'ma Stone and Mark Ruffalo and William Dafoe,

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but personally, I've never seen yourgos Lanthemos before. And then if
he is directing directed movies, itis maybe that I I've watched them but
just haven't known it's his work andagain, just so fucking good. Uh,
it's just a I can't. It'shard, but words to it.
Just please go watch the movie beforeleaves theaters, and when it does leave
theaters, stream the shit out ofit because it is a It's just so

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fucking good. Honestly, I mightgo check that out because I like I
like weird. I like weird movies. And I know as someone who's you
know, been involved, not me, this is reference to you. You
are someone who's been involved in likethe whole film industry and acting, so
you can have like a whole youhave a whole new appreciation and view on

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you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm just I'm a common folk.
If it fucking if it scratches themonkey brain, it scratches the monkey brain.
It's fucking awesome. This this scratchesyour monkey brain. I will gar
and fucking tee that dude, especiallyyou. It will scratch your brain in
a very good way. It scratches. It scratched my edge. And it
was just so nice because there hasn'tbeen like I haven't seen the movie recently

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where I've been like, holy fuck, that was one fucking crazy movie.
Like there's a movie like that thatcame out recently that I really wanted to
watch, And I watched it andit was good. It's called Seasu if
you and if you've ever heard ofit's a war movie, it's not really
a war movie. It's basically aboutlike this, uh, this Finnish soldier
who had like a mental break andleft the army to go live on his

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own and he goes and he's diggingin a field and he finds an absurd
amount of gold in the middle offucking nowhere, and all he has is
a horse to try and get backto his hometown to sell the gold.
But then there's a company of Nazisoldiers traveling through this field and they start
fucking with them, and they findout that he has all this gold,

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and then they want the gold.So it's about this old man and his
horse trying to basically escape these Nazisoldiers that are hunting him down. And
he doesn't say a single word throughoutthe entire movie, and the action is
just fucking nuts. And that's areally good movie. But it's it didn't
really like you know what I mean, Like like it didn't really like holy
fuck, you know what I mean. The last movie I saw that really

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left a mark on me. Andthen I was like great acting, great
shots, great story was all isquiet on the Western Front. Have you
ever heard you ever heard of thatmovie movie right, the war movie?
Yeah? Have you seen it?Yeah? Yeah, that one's fucking sick,
dude. That's also like I feellike it's a dude's thing though,
where it's like war movies, theRoman Empire, because it's like my mom

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watches them with my dad and brotherand I and she just cries because it's
sad. But I'm sitting there,I'm like, what the off? Buck?
And then afterwards you're like you're justlike sitting there and you're on like
the biggest like I don't know,You're just sitting there like stray, I
don't even know. You're just likecheering for the good guys. You're like,
fuck the bad guys, Fuck thebad guys. You're sitting there here
all hyped up, and you're it'sa but it's sad. It's just sad,

(22:15):
sad movie. It fucked me up. That ship was I was depressed
after, but I was hyped after, but I was depressed. That's the
last movie that really fucking got megoing. This is the movie as well
that had me starting off as excitedand then having leading off as a little
a little sad as well at theend. That's good. Yeah, you
know it's like if it's playing youremotions so good, you know what I

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mean? Oh I cry in themovie. I mean it doesn't take much
for me to cry, but like, yeah, no, this, uh
it was just so good. Watchfive out of ten. That's a lot
for me. It's very fucking high. Nine out of ten, nine point
five out of ten. Do youhave like a movie review page like a
blog. I don't, but Ihave a letterbox that okay. So what

(22:57):
I also said up in my littleover my little revants that I had on
my uh my phone, was thatwhen this movie comes out for streaming purposes
or stream on streaming and you know, you can buy the dvd, etcetera,
I very much want to do aYouTube video reviewing it, like scene
by scene, because I have somuch to talk about. You would,
dude, that'd be fucking sick.I'd watch that, dude. I love
watching movie reviews. I love watchingmovie reviews. That's one of my favorite

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things. It's great before we goto bed tonight, before we go to
bed tonight, tomorrow, and fuckingyesterday I watched at least two to three
movie reviews nightly. I'm not evenjoking about random one off movies I'd probably
no one's ever heard of before.And it's just like I don't know.
Because we were at a the triviathis past Tuesday. I didn't want to
go. I was fucking dying,and then I got dragged to the house.
My mom's like, I'm going.If I'm going, you got to

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go. And I was like,ah, so I mom went with you
and Noah, she carried a it'sthe highest score of the team's ever gotten.
So and they were like in theirlike movie time and I'm sitting there
and I'm like, I've watched somany fucking movie reviews. I should be
able to aise this. And Iactual knew quite a bit about movies that
I've never actually scene. I've onlyever watched reviews of, so I have

(24:03):
an impressive knowledge of B lists.Yeah. Mm hmm, that's my that's
my Roman Empire. That's what's theRoman Empire. Thing is like it's like
it's there, you think about it, you talk about it a lot,
right, Yeah, It's like it'slike how often do you think about it?
Because as a man, he justgets fascinated by historical moments, historical

(24:26):
events that especially revolve around war andlike building US as a society World War
two. There's not a single dudethat doesn't have that's not like just fascinated
by World War Two, which isit's kind of like sad and dark and
fucked up, like biochemical Uh likewait, napalm bombs that was in Vietnam,

(24:48):
right, I was? I thinkNaples first, I don't think they
were. I don't think they were. They were in World War two.
Yet in World War One, mustard, No, that was Yeah, well
that was so like poison gas inWorld War One. Yeah, and then
they basically danded afters It's like that'swar crime. But also but also if

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you're in war, who fucking caresabout a war crime? Like, and
that's also the thing that's like Canadadidn't. I'll tell you that, say
Camdon didn't. No Canada. Oh, here's a tomato canna, here's a
jar, here's a canna, tomatosauce, canna tomato sauce, A can
of ravioli, Oh, can ofmush cream, mushroom soup. Actually it's

(25:30):
a fucking grenade boom Canada. Whatwe did that Prison of Wars. Yeah,
bro, we didn't, dude,Candadate did some fucked up ship cad
No, no, non war buddy, Canada was fucking war. Oh,
you're right, we preserve war campcers. We had our cast dude. Oh

(25:52):
ship, I forgot about that.Like Canada was fucking brutal in the Wars.
I guess not all is finding dandyand can Dude. That's it.
It's it's so funny because nowadays wereseen as the stereotypical country that fucking says
hi and is super polaite and nice. That's nothing. Yeah, because we're
fucking yep and just roll over,you push us, because we're fucking in
repentance from our fucking war crimes thatour grandparents did. Or I guess people

(26:18):
that have lived in Canada for longerthan like there are more generations cause both
of my grandparents sides of my grandparentsare from Italy, so I'm second generation.
Case. I still don't know wheremy grandfather comes from. On my
dad's side, I don't know wherehe comes from. I don't know how
he got here or where. Ijust know he showed up one day and
just started fucking it up so motherfuckerspawned until the towers and was just dropped

(26:40):
in one day. It was likefucking working in the jade mind and starting
a family. I was like,all right, actually pretty cool this thing
right here. I mean, youguys can't see it, but when he
was working in a jade mine wasyoung, when he was younger, this
is actually the jade from that jademind. You got that from me?
Pretty cool? Pretty cool. Idon't know anything about rocks, but I
know there's rock people out there.I don't know what jade means. I

(27:03):
don't know anthema rocks, but thisthing looks pretty fucking nice. It's a
green rock and it has a nicegreen on it. Is it an emerald?
A jade? Honestly, I don'teven know what the funk jade is.
I know, I hope it's thisgreen rock I did, that's emeral
It's an emeralds. Like, aren'temeralds actually expensive as fuck? I have

(27:25):
no idea. I just know they'revery rare in Minecraft, and that he
said I said emerald as a jokeand then just did the villagers sound jade
rocks? Yeah, jade rocks arecool. I wasn't gonna say one last
note about cinema are filmed, andif you fucking clown on anime, go
fuck yourself, because I'm about toplug anime really quick. Even if you

(27:45):
do not enjoy watching anime, evenif you don't enjoy watching animations by like
fucking Pixar and Disney, I encourageyou, on every part of my being,
to watch Jujutsu Kaisen because holy fuckingshit, that is the coolest fucking
thing ever. And I'm the biggestJJK fan on the planet. I'm gonna

(28:10):
plug it to everybody. But itis like you can watch any person talking
about it on YouTube anywhere, andeveryone's gonna tell you that even if you
don't like animation, even if youthink anime is stupid, JJK Season two
will fucking blow your socks off becauseit's just cool. It's just cool shit
happening every episode. It's no boringtalking, it's just fucking awesome. And

(28:30):
this last time I'm gonna talk aboutit. But if you're listening to this
podcast and you really care about us, you'll download the episode and you'll watch
juds you guys, and you'll downloadan episode and you'll download the episode or
two or you'll download every episode thatwe've done, which is like, what
this will be episode ninety four ninetyfive, let's find it exactly what episode

(28:52):
this will be. It won't takeup that much space on your phone,
you know what I mean? Well, not totally not, Yeah, this
is it should be episode Oh actuallyepisode ninety three. I forgot we deleted
an episode, episode ninety three.Anyways, go watch the anime and down
this episode A next segment of thepodcast. Yeah, one of the next
part Nichigan. I guess it's anothermovie. A hangover movie is guy Handle

(29:15):
described it? It was okay,So I texted Jack when I got back
and said that that weekend, thisweekend, past weekend was it's set recordings
on fries. Technically yeah, lastweekend. This past weekend was essentially the
hangover movies all put into one.We drove up to Michigan, so it
was Emily, Tristan Dale, andI on this trip. We left hometown.

(29:38):
I want to go pick up Emily. Then we went to co drive
to London, where chose to school, drop our shit off, et cetera.
Met up with Dale and Tristan Dalescooped us. He was very nice
to drive us. So thank you, Daniel, show Daniel. We showed
out, Daniel. We all pitchedit for gas money, obviously, but
still thank you for driving. Andso we and so we're driving. We're
driving this and that, and I'llbe honest, there's nothing better than some

(30:03):
of the closest people you have inyour life in one car, just shooting
shit and talking about random things,and oh god, they're making it in
a car is just so much differenttoo, Like just the road trip conversations
can get fucking yeah yeah exactly,and like the inside jokes that were swinging
around whatever. We get to theborder, and before we get to the

(30:25):
border, it's like, oh yeah, Like the trip says we'll be there
by four o'clock or whatever, justbefore four o'clock in Michigan, but obviously
the maps doesn't include the time ittakes the border. We're on the bridge
for the border for about an hour, which sucked, but we eventually get
through. And after we get through, uh, we keep driving, et

(30:45):
cetera. It's now like we're gonnabe there for five five thirty. We
get there and you know, onlytwo of Dale's roommates were there. It
was Broderick and funk, and youknow, we put our stuff down,
et cetera. By the time welike everyone settles in and everything's about six
o'clock. And all the whole timewe're driving up Tristan, Danielle Emiley,

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they're all like, oh yeah,you know, we'll start drinking around like
seven, seven thirty this night,et cetera. I put my I put
my drinks in the fridge, andI take one with me. Also,
side note, alcohol there is reallycheap. It's great. I know,
it's like US dollars, but it'sso much cheaper, dude. It's we

(31:30):
get in the variety. It's greatwhereand you can get it everywhere. But
so I take my one drink outof the fridge and I walk in the
living room and Tristan's just putting downhis case of beer, his like natty
lights, his thirty cans natty lights, and I loudly just go, y'all
be fucked up if you think I'mgonna wait two do and a half two

(31:53):
hours until I start drinking, andI crack open. I crack open my
cooler. After Tristan gets up frombending over to put that case of beer
down, he then turns to me, me, not realizing there is a
beer in his left hand, andhe goes, I agree, and it
cracks one open as well. Andthen Emily comes in and goes, what

(32:14):
are we doing? Tristan and I, without even looking at each other,
just whip our heads to the rightto Emily and go, we're drinking,
and she went, all right,I guess we're starting. And we started
drinking, and we're drinking. Westarted drinking at like whatever it was at
that point. He was like sixo'clock or something like that, and we
kept drinking and kept drinking and keptdrinking and rode the bus and kept drinking

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until about like nine o'clock until wefinally left. And we're about to leave
and this guy, this Uber thatwe ordered, we experienced, all of
us funk Broderick, Daniel, Tristan, Emily and I we all experienced the
best uber of all time. Itwas essentially a party bus are you feting?

(33:00):
Neon lights? Neon lights everywhere,crazy techno and like in like a
dubstep hard style of remixes in thecar even had some drum and bass going.
This guy had the most ultimate playlistthat had the craziest mixes. It
was like if you grabbed every goodlike SoundCloud mix and put it into a
Spotify playlist. I wish I gotout to this day because I would literally

(33:21):
pay this guy for that playlist.It was so fucking good. We got
tons of videos, tons of photos. I'll post some of the photos and
videos on the on the Instagram.One second, Oh, that one actually
came through. Oh dude, youcan usually never hear those. I heard
that one. That was pretty impressive. That was loud. Oh fuck that
smells uh, that is musty.Anyways, so we're in that part.

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We're in the little party bus inthe uber. We're dancing as zas playing
his music and he also gives hethen en hands us some mic like two
minutes later into the ride, beinglike here go nuts, and he hands
us a microphone. And the microphoneis like karaoke kind of thing. It
wasn't connected to the system, thesound system of the car, but it
had a speaker built into the microphone, so you could basically like singing to

(34:07):
it. It would you know,emit or give an output of your voice
like a speaker. Anyways, weget to the bar, not gonna lie.
I kind of wish we didn't getthere as fast as we did because
it was the best Uber ride I'veever had. It got the driver was
sick, the lights were insane,like the karaoke fucking microphone. The music

(34:28):
was again just a fucking like dude, whatever this guy's playlist was. Whatever.
Whoever mixed his music needs to likeDJ in Toronto, because that was
better music I've heard in a fuckingUber than I have in most clubs in
downtown Toronto. Continuing on, wego to a place called Mojo's. It's
like a billiards and pool bar,and uh, this is so embarrassing.

(34:49):
So Emily to us, she's ourlovely sister to friend obviously, but she's
our lovely sister basically, and andwe treat her like one of the boys,
like Emily has a cock. Andso it's so we're at the bar
and obviously with the homies, you'regoing to call each other stupid or whatever.
Right, Uh, we're playing cooland Emily misses a shot while she's

(35:16):
playing, and she's like, she'slike, can I do it again?
Let me do it again? Thisand that, and we all went no.
And then she's like she's like,but I missed and then I just
turned to her and I yelled veryloudly, very intoxicated. I was like,
you did missed you stupid horr.I said that loudly, and then

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to my surprise, I look overher shoulder and we's shoulder and there's a
table of girls that I realized we'rewatching us, and one of them is
directly eye contact with me right nowafter I just called my friend, my
good friend, who's a girl,a stupid whore? No, fucking boy,
they definitely thought you were like somebucket. Yeah. They probably thought
some fucking misogynists or something like that. Yeah, And I was like,

(36:00):
no, dude, if you knew, she's just a fucking friend, man,
that's why. Anyways. Yeah,so we we quickly finished that game
pool and moved on to get fuckingWinch. Yeah for real, that's pretty
funny. All of us get adrink, we go to the dance floor.
We will get a little bit,and then about five thirty forty minutes
into being there, Danielle just goes, yeah, we guys wanna go to

(36:21):
SOHO And I'm like, fuck,yeah, let's move secondary location. And
he's like, hey, do youwant to uber? Do you want to
walk and I feel electric right now. I feel like that fucking that car
from Back to the Future, LikeI want to go on a journey right
now through space and time. Andso I'm like, let's walk there.
Let's walk there. And we getoutside and he's like, yeah, let's
walk there. Within like two minutes, Emily's like, I'm freezing. Can

(36:44):
I borrow someone's sweater shirt? AndI'm like, I'm the only one with
a sweater on. I think itwas me and Funk or something, And
I was like, here, Emily, so I had to get my sweater.
I'm freezing now. And then assoon as she puts the sweater on,
now she's warm. So she's like, let's take pictures. Let's take
pictures. Like the guys like,yeah, there's these pictures whatever. We
were taking pictures outside. At onepoint, I remember we were walking by

(37:06):
this ice rink and so funk andwas it Proderick or funking Daniel. Anyways,
two of the guys of the groupare just fucking yapping up this guy
on an ice rink, talking abouthow how much better at hockey they are,
this and that, and this guyis like chirping back, and then
one of them just goes. Itjust goes. You know. You might

(37:27):
say that you play a lot ofgame, but at least we both have
our two front teeth because this guyhad a missing in front tooth. That
yeah, yeah, like most soccerplayers. And then we kept walking whatever
and yeah, we finally get tothe secondary location and it was freaking awesome.
We got there, we got anotherdrink at the bar, and then

(37:50):
after we got our drink at thebar, we went to this little area
where it was like a dance floorthat wasn't open last time I was there,
And like, Daniel and Proderc andFunk, I'll go, let's run
the play, let's try the play, let's tarn the play. And I'm
like, what the fuck does runthe play mean? And so all of
us get like get forced and shovedinto this huddle. You know. Again,
There's Tristan, Daniel, Emily Broderick, myself and Funk. There's six

(38:15):
of us, and we all inthis huddle this and that, and then
they're talking about plays this and thatand how it's gonna work. I'm like,
what the fuck's going on? SoI say, all right, you
guys do this. I'm gonna recordthis because I don't know what I'm doing,
what's going on, and I wantto I want to document what the
fuck we're about to do this,like play by play whatever the fuck?
Motherfuckers did an entire brand, anentire football play in a club on a

(38:39):
dance floor, and honestly it soundsstupid when you look at the video and
the vibes of actually doing it,it was so fucking funny. Man.
So they basically got into a huddle, they broke, and then there'd be
one person on defense, and they'dbe one person on offense, one person
huting the ball, and one personI say, one person snapping the ball,
and then one person that's a quareand the person that snapping is also

(39:00):
technically a part of offense. Defensecan be It's kind of either or anyways.
I don't know. So I don'tknow fuck all about football. Yeah,
I don't know too much. Butalso football in the States is a
fucking religion. Like they go crazyfor football. Continuing onward, Sorry,
they snapped the ball, they dothe plays, et cetera. Life goes

(39:21):
on Longster's short. We telport homeright as in like we take an uber
home after being at the Soho place, because that was much of a blur.
Honestly, we swear got so farfor about two two and a half
hours and then we got when thenwe went home. And when we got
home we got Toppers pizza some likesome we have Toppers here in Canada,
but I don't know if it's thesame there anyways, really good. And

(39:44):
then right after we ordered the firstthe order the first pizza, one of
us, it was me or funkGo's that's gonna be enough. We're gonna
need another pizza. And then Dale'slike another one, so then he orders
from like Dominoes or something, andthen trip. We had two pizzas that
were fucking massive, like absolutely fuckinggigantic. No one's gonna complain if there's

(40:05):
leftovers, because there's sizes there arealso bigger. Oh there was leftovers,
and no one complained. And thenI felt I, uh yeah, I
fell asleep and that was that.I also and uh yeah. That was
day one. Day two basically wasroughly the same thing. Oh, we
woke up, we ate. Iended up actually cleaning the fucking living room

(40:27):
with the help of everybody, likemoving furniture. I vacuumed the entire living
room because it was just so disgusting. And after I, after we did
some cleaning, we decided to goand scoot scout out Dale's campus. So
we went to the campus. Itwas beautiful, early, nice, et
cetera. We took some photos there, some videos there, did some memes,

(40:51):
and then we went back. UhI think Emily took a shower or
something like that. And so asinitiation in this household, for some reason,
they like to shoot throw firecrackers intothe bathroom. So we basically tease
Emily first. Yeah, yeah,it's fun. You sent me this video.

(41:12):
I think, yeah, it's ait's a lot. So the first
time we just joke with her andshe just gone to the bathroom and we're
like, oh right, and weand uh, you can slide it under
the door, right, So thenwe clicked the lighter or the what is
it called the fucking lighter, notthe lighter, but it's like a click
clicklick one and it has a massivethe barbecue latter barbecu letter. So we

(41:34):
have a barbecu latter. I'm like, oh, yeah, le's go so
clicklick and she goes no, no, stop no, and then it just
doesn't do anything, and then so, uh, what happened? Just goes
it just fucking screams the door andthat was it. And then I just
smacked the wall because I was like, ah boom. But then like three
minutes later, we do we actuallywe actually do it, and it was

(41:54):
fucking loud, and her scream waslike, yeah, it was so funny,
dude, oh my god, becauseyou get her guards up, and
then she realized nothing's going to happenher guards down at Crying Wolf. Yeah,
exactly, the Wolf. Yeah,it was dude, it was it
was this, that's fucking brutal.So then that happens. Then we uh,

(42:15):
then we go then we eventually startdrinking again. We go out.
The ubers this time were not thatgreat. They were just very like,
I don't know, it felt veryrobotic, like they didn't feel like they
were a person. A lot ofare like that. You know, those
ubers are like they don't talk toyou the whole time. They they did
not really go out of the wayto like ask like asking questions or whatever.
They're just super soild. In thevery end, they just hit you
with the police rate five stars.It's like, now I'm not reading five

(42:37):
stars. You didn't talk to methe whole time. What else that happens?
We get to the bar. Thistime we got we went we're turning
over a place called the Bob,which is the stands for the Big Old
Building or something like that. Idon't know, big Old Building and something
like that. Anyways, it's inGrand Rapids downtown, and it was it's
a great place. I've been therebefore. But when we walk up there,
like and we finally were in lineand we get there at the front

(42:59):
of the I and the guy goes, oh, we don't take bourn I
d's only passports. And then we'relike, that's not a fucking rule and
he's like, oh yeah, soof a new rule of this year,
blah blah. Anyways, bullshit,absolute bullshit. Soho was like right across
the street. So we just wentback to Soho. I had an actually
incredible night there, even better thanthe LA the night before. Drank even
harder, especially me. We weredancing, we were working working around.

(43:22):
I got a video fucking Broderick twerkingsomehow and he is this most Kyle looking
white guy you've ever seen. Uh, So there was that dancing. I
literally hooked up two girls together.That's hilarious. You put two girls together,
Like I didn't have any game,but I hooked up two random girls
that I just met that night.That was hilarious. I'm uh yeah,

(43:46):
there was a lot of I hada diabolical urination in the bathroom. I
remember it was probably at least twominutes of a p It was a lot,
a lot. Those are the bestthough, Those field like, those
feel great, Those feel amazing.That was like, I haven't broken the
celiyet and I should have broken itlike an hour ago. Kind of pee.
There's that. And then at thevery end, right before we're leaving,

(44:07):
because we're just about to we're justgonna leave now, Tristan. So
we have this ongoing joke that forthe past three or four times we've all
gone out together, at least TristanDale and I in one group, it's
always been we have to go upto a girl or a group of girls
and hit him with the Austin powers. Do I make you randy baby?
And then I don't know, Idon't know. It's just a thing,

(44:30):
honoring joke of asking a girl,do I make you randy baby? Like
Austin Power says, and so Tristan'slike, nope, you're gonna say it
to someone, and I'm like,and then I see a group of girls
that I met earlier in the nightthat they were trying to take a picture
of themselves because like it was oneof their birthdays and they were just like
out partying, and I was like, and I was in the line for
the bathroom and I was like,oh, you guys, let me take
a picture of you for you andthey're like, oh my god, they'd

(44:50):
be great. So I took apicture of them. I have a few
equipped like jokes that I throw atthem and they laugh and I'm like,
okay, cool. So they're cool. And then they walked away and never
did see the rest of the night, but I saw him the dance floor
and so I walked up to themand I went and I went, do
you guys know Austin Powers? Andthen they went yes, and I,
without hesitation, just yelled, ladies, do I make you randy? Baby?

(45:15):
And then they and then you hearthem screaming, oh yeah, so
crazy, so funny. Man.Oh my god, I was plastered.
There's videos of me dancing on thedance floor. I gotta put an edit
together this entire weekend of all thesevideos and some of the photos that we
had, because it was just diabolicalbut just fucking great. That was Mischigan

(45:37):
and basically in a nutshell. Ohand oh my god, I forgot the
most important part. I woke upthe next we got to back to the
place we went absolutely primal, becauseif you're you're drinking that much, I
feel like when you're getting back fromthe bar or a club, you don't
stop, you just keep going.Monkey. So we went monkey. It
was a little zoo in the house, and I got another video of Broderick

(45:58):
tworking. I think I beat himthe shit of him with a spatula Dane
while Dan was cooking up case idiasand enchiladas, and we're just all dancing
around, monking around. And thenuh, and then I fell asleep on
the floor with a liquid IV inmy hand that I forgot to take.
Yeah, yeah, And so Ifell on the floor. I woke up

(46:22):
somehow on a couch, later findingout that the guys lifted me up and
put me on the couch, evenlike put a blanket on me and tucked
me in, which is super sweet, but then they fucked with me,
which I think that was That wasthe if you fall asleep first, and
everyone's hammered. Oh, I fellasleep first. Remember Remember what happened when
you fell as through myos Oh thiswas a thousand times worse. I can't

(46:44):
talk about some of the ship theydid, but I will show you videos
later today if I see you,or later when I see next. I
have so many videos to show you. But yeah, so I fell asleep
first. Unfortunately. Anyways, Ifell asleep probably around three o'clock in the
morning, and then at about fourthirty four forty five in the morning,
I wake up suddenly being like,oh, yeah, I don't feel too
good. I'm gonna go take ashit. So I walk over to the

(47:05):
bathroom or I get up from thecouch, and you know, I'm like,
I feel fine whatever. But oncemy body turns, my stomach does
a ninety degree turn yep, andI go, holy shit, I'm gonna
puke. So I run over thebathroom. Beer cans and like cooler cans
or on the like on the floor. So they just are like shattering and
going back and forth whatever as Ikicking them around to move to the bathroom

(47:28):
and I project isl into the intothe bathroom toilet. First one was bad,
the second one was worse, andthen I proceeded, it's just stomach
acid, that's all it is.Oh. I then proceeded to puke every
thirty minutes. For the next couplehours until ten ten fifty am, I

(47:50):
puked every half an hour, soit was almost impossible to go to sleep.
I slept little to no time,and there are also a ton of
videos of me and Tristan just recordingme and like. It got to the
point where I was like, Iknow that if I I'm gonna try to
sleep, I know that I'm ifI try to go to the bathroom again,
I will make it to the bathroomin time. So I have to
fucking pot. Close your eyes,Yeah you're gonna yeah. Yeah. So

(48:15):
I grabbed a fucking pot and Ijust put it beside the couch and I
was like, I will be pukingin this today. So I did.
Anyways, my final puke, thefinal time I uked was with bile for
my stomach, which is really notgood, and it was yeah, I
was scraping the barrel and I telland Trista wakes up and he goes,

(48:36):
how you doing. I just turnedmy head. I've never gone through something
like this before. I just turnedmy head and I go I have food
poisoning and he just goes, buddy, that is not food poisoning. I
go, yes, that is,and he's like, no, it's not.
I'm like, it was the itwas the Venetian. I kept calling
venison like deer meat, the Venetianthe fucking entire weekend because I've never had

(48:59):
venison that's good and Venetian Italian anyways, so I'm like the Venetian. He's
like, no, bro, thevenison was not it. It was fine.
I was like, I it wasred when I ate it, and
he goes, okay, but likeyou'd be having diarrhea and I was like
I don't have diarrhea, and he'slike okay, so that's alcohol poisoning.
So I basically went through alcohol poisoningand then later on Emily wakes up like

(49:22):
this is like o again. Thisis at this point it's almost new.
And Emily wakes up, comes down. We explained everything to her and she's
like and then she's just like like, oh, like shit, we bring
me to the hospital, doesn't heget his stomach pumped and then just trists,
just giggles and goes. I don'tthink he needs to get his dumg
pumped because he puked all of itout this morning. She already pumped it
all out. Dude, he alreadypumped it all out. Oh natural.

(49:45):
I have never gone through such aperiod of time where I was. I
went from puking to thinking about mylife choices, knowing that I fucked up.
And then I drank too much andgot to the point where I actually
started praying because I genuinely was worriedabout my life. You never want to
drink again. I do not wishupon that to anybody, even my worst

(50:09):
enemies. It was absolutely brutal,but it was a lesson learned because my
dumbass decided that I'm going to goout tonight, and I said this before
that Saturday night. I want togo out tonight. It gets so fucked
up, I'm gonna have to pukebefore we go to bed. Half of
my wish came true. I puked, but it was after I went to
bed. It was a rough day. Basically, need us to stay.

(50:30):
I then we then proceeded to notleave and to come back to Canada until
about or come back home until aboutfour pm. And so we crossed the
border around seven o'clock PM, andthe entire day I didn't eat a single
thing until I got home that nightaround ten thirty eleven, and I decided

(50:51):
to make some chicken littalle soup andhave a bowl of that, and that
was the only thing I ate allday. The next two days I would
proceeded to have extreme weakness, muscleweakness, fatigue, slight nausea, and
then it was It wasn't until thethird day, or no to the fourth
day yesterday or two days ago,when I actually had my first proper solid
bowel movement. Everything else since thenwas just watery or loose yep, fucking

(51:15):
terrible dude, And that was Michigan. But it was also the aside from
those negative things, it was thatnegative experience. It was the best party
weekend I've had, one of thebest of my life, top three for
sure, and probably the best partyingI've done in almost a year, if
not a year. Like it wasthe best party weekend I could have ever
fathomed. That's fucking awesome, andit was nuts. It was absolutely bonkers

(51:38):
and I cannot wait to return.That took so long. Holy shit,
that was like a fucking fifteen twentyminute story. That's fine. I thought
that was fucking awesome listening to soOh my gosh, I got so many
videos to show you, dude likeyou are, like I need to sit
you down and put you front ofa TV. The stream it for my
phone and it's it's like an hourlong, probably worth the footage. Ridiculous.

(52:01):
We go, We'll go out fordrinks tomorrow night. Oh, got
your exam on Sunday? All right, I got my I got my exam
on Sunday. I won't be goingout tonight. I won't be going out
tomorrow. I work tomorrow in theday. I'm just gonna be studying all
day tomorrow after work and today I'mgonna be studying most of the day and
then taking your relaxed evening because Ihave to work tomorrow. So it's true,

(52:24):
it's true. But I will begoing to the gym in the next
hour for two but I'll probably headto the gym over around. Like I
told my mom, I would gowith her because she needs help with her
workouts, her arm workouts and apparentlythat's all I'm built for is arm workouts.
So pain the legs. The legsare pending, legs are pending.
They're not sore today, but that'stomorrow, right. Sometimes Yeah, Yeah,

(52:45):
it also depends if you didn't gothat hard, if you actually just
didn't go that hard, you won'tfeel sore. I did. I fucking
put I put that. I putsome weight up. I didn't have to
do a lot of exercises, butI put some weight up. I put
some good weight up, put someweight in. My tits are sore,
dude, after not after wasting awayworking out for like a week, two
weeks, dude, I hit likea chess stay for the first time in
a while. My boobs are stillsore, like three days later, which

(53:06):
dope. I thought that it's sohard. The first day I went,
I had the first day I cameback to the gym after going through the
alcohol poisoning, I was still inthat phase of weakness and I was doing
chess and I wasn't doing the wayto usually do, and I was like,
oh, you just feel like thesack of tits. Ladies and gentlemen.
The warm up is heavy, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, the bar
is not moving. The bar isnot moving. Yeah, okay, really

(53:29):
quickly, and we have to wrapthe episode. We actually got some questions.
So I'm about to spit these dogsout. I never thought i'd say
something like that, I'm about tospit these dogs out, and I went
a tragic, tragic way of sayingthat. All Right, we have two
questions and we got one from SeanMichael underscore X. Sean asks, ask
more questions. What I'm I'm confused? I did I think maybe you said

(53:52):
to ask more questions and his literalresponse to ask his questions, ask more
questions. Okay, Shawn Michael underscoreX. My question to you is how
did you find me? And whoare you? Next question, He's gonna
show up at your door? Now, dude, that's fucking that'd be terrifying.
Uh. Next question comes from Nasektwo thousand and six. Nose Q

(54:14):
two thousand and six. What noseQ two thousand and six asks, do
you mew? I don't know whatthe fuck that means mewing? So mewing
is like I think, I don'tknow, I don't know exactly how to
do it? Is that it's somethingyou do with your tongue placement in your
mouth that helps make your jawline sharper. I think it's like you place your
tongue on the top of your mouth, Like if you look, when I

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place my tongue on the top ofmy mouth, it actually expands my tongue.
So this that corner. But whenif I suck my tongue on the
top of my mouth, it uyeah, it works with my sacrovid.
Yeah that's mewing. I'm pretty surethat's what mewing is. I don't fucking
know, dude. Well, ifthat is what mewing is, then yeah,
I'll do that when I'm all mewand I have a game fixtures taking
on me. But if it's justlike every day walking around, I dressed

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up, I'm looking good and I'mnot gonna mute, it's only if I'm
gonna a photo of me taken people. Fuck your practice it, dude.
I think that's the joke. Isthat, like, Oh, this guy's
fucking looks max and he's mewing allthe time, you know what I mean,
And it's just he looks like afucking Idiotcause I think that's what the
joke is. I don't know though. To be honest, I don't care.
Mewing, Jack Mewing, twenty twentyfour. All right, let's get

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