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Yes, yes, yes, itis dragon. Dragon sent to keyboard with
the dragon sent the mouse, andthe mouse is all about the house,
and the house hippos are among thedangered species on planet Earth. That said,
the house hippo. Welcome everyone backto another episode of Dumb and Delicious,
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the podcast hosted by Guitano Territory andJack Hamilton. My name is Guetano,
my name is Jack Hamilton, andwelcome to this week's episode. Yay,
you're alive and for that we mustdance and jive. All right,
Welcome to this week's episode. Jackcheck ins, How are you doing today?
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Fucking sick, dude? Oh mygod, this cold. I've had
a cold for like a week now, man, and it is just bucking
me up. Like I sleep inhella and I'm sick. So I sleeped
in a ton this week. Imissed a bunch of classes. It's whatever,
though, Well, we'll come backnext week. But honestly, I've
not been doing much. I've justbeen suffering through the past week. But
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look said alive and thriving. AlthoughI do wish I had a little bit
more money because I'm broke as fuckright now. But uh, that's not
a concern for the podcast. Wedon't We don't talk about my financials in
the podcast because it's never a goodthing to talk about. So how about
you, guy? I feel incredible. I ordered a backscratcher. This is
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the best invention on planet Earth.Oh my god. I feel like what's
his name, Blew from the JungleBook when he scratches his back up on
a on a bark a tree oron a fucking bark a tree. Dude
on bark from a tree. Whenhe's barking up hit the right tree.
This is this clause the right tree. God damn, I feel so good
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doing those right now. Holy crap. Is this a lonely thing? I
don't know, but like damn,because I'm not even I don't even have
a scratch you back, but itfeels so good. Oh my god.
How hard it would be to trainyour dog to scratch your back? Probably
not hard. I've seen fucking peopletrained dog do the craziest things. Me
to I then like, so,I follow a ton of like animal pages
on Instagram and there's this guy Ifollow and he teaches his dog to press
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buttons to respond to things, buthe'll voice, So you heard the hell?
No, you heard that before.He recorded that onto it and then
the dog presses the button. Yeah, so I don't know, I just
I love that sort of thing.And then like people teach their dogs like
open fridges and like get fucking getbeers for them and then put the to
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get their mail. Yeah, that'sfucking sick, dude. That's pretty that's
pretty dope. You also follow hor know of him The narrow Way Homestead
Minion, that dog, the dog, the dog Minions. So basically,
this guy lives in the middle ofnowhere. He's a homesteader. That's a
lifestyle, and he like he builthis own house on his own property,
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has his own farm, raised allof his own animals everything. And the
dog or the animal he's had thelongest is this little mutt called Minion.
And he's taught this dog to fuckingdo everything you could ever think of.
And it's like the dog walks aroundwith like a little umbrella so it doesn't
get wet in the rain. It'slike it's just like it's it's it's the
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fucking coolest thing ever. And itwas just Minion for the longest time.
Then because like he moved to anew location for like a homestead. He
had to get a livestock guardian dogs. We got a new another dog named
As so Minion is like this littlelittle thing, the little pain little dog.
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And then As is a fucking Ithink it's called the bos Shepherd.
I think it's what it's called.And it's Boss Boz Shepherd, and it
is huge. This dog is likeeight months old and it is fucking gigantic,
and he's been showing and walking likethe his audience through like the training
process and it's really fucking cool,like it is. It is so cool
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what he's taught this dog to douse. It's like a fully outdoor dog.
And it's like this dog will comeget him when he ever, like he
hears something in the night, sohe'll post like videos. He also live
streams at night and keeps a livestream thing pointing at as his doghouse,
so you can watch as fucking defendthe homestead from coyotes in the middle of
the fucking night while they're trying toeat the ducks. Dude, it's actually
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sick. It's it's so fucking cool. That's cool, Like I can't wait
to like finally go out when youwe we live with their fucking parents.
I don't know the word for this, but like, finally, like get
out and do our own thing atour own place, work, our own
job. No longer be dependent.I'm gonna do my own thing. I'm
gonna do my own thing. Iwant to do my own thing. I
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want to train. I don't know, I want to get it. I
want my dog. I want tofucking train my dog to be a genius
respond with buttons and ship. That'ssick. But I know that's a lot
of work too, So I don'tknow if I can commit to all that.
But I don't know. I justthink it's so fascinating how like how
much you can train an animal todo certain things like parrots, fucking talking
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dogs just doing random fucking tasks,like so fucking cool. Animals are smart.
It's just it's just getting them tothat destination in terms of what they
learned. That's the hard part.Yeah. Yeah, And it's also pretty
interesting because I was listen to apodcast but like, you know, learning,
and I was actually I was thinkingabout that in the gym today.
I was like, it is soweird to think about that you and I
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are both homes sapiens. But we'reso different, you know what I mean,
Like you look at a golden shepherd. Have you ever been able to
tell a golden shepherd apart from another? Never? No, there's so much
variation from like human to human.And that's also like that's also dogs,
certain different breeds, right, Likeyou'll have a golden shepherd versus a golden
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Retriever or whatever. It's like tech, they're both, they're both dogs,
but there's different breeds aka, differentrace is different. You know. That's
a good thing about us us humansor any race that go, for that
matter, any kind of animals thatYeah, if you're different, that's that's
a good thing. And that isn'tlike exclusive to visual too. Like this
guy, like this guy in thispodcast I was listening to, was talking
about how genetically some people are justborn smarter than others. Like you know
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what I mean, You've met somepeople in your life that are just like,
I'm not saying I'm genius. I'mnot saying you're gifted versus gifted versus
non gifted. What can you justsay that? And you see, like
you've seen gifted kids and you've alsomet some people who are just like they're
cool, they're awesome people, butwhen it comes to academics, they're just
it's just not there, you knowwhat I mean. Like yeah, uh,
Like for example, I know alot of people hate on it,
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but like Elon Musk, it's likethat guy was born with a fucking gift
of a brain to just be athinker and an engineer, and luckily he's
fucking done with it, right,And it's like, that's that's the genetic
difference in our brain that sets himapart from me. It's just he can
he's got the brain to think inthat aspect. I don't know. I
find that so so fucking interesting.And it's like the next level of like
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genetic engineering is like increasing the brainpower of kids, But the next level
of fucking doping in sports is geneticengineering muscle insertions. Dude, imagine the
peak fucking steroids or peak gear usagewould just be engineering your body to have
gigabyicep Like that be fucking crazy,modifying or adding muscles. Yeah, great
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medical breakthrough is And like someone tearsa bicep and you can't really fix a
turn bicep, so you quite literallycan replace the bicep or I don't know
entirely. Yeah, just put afucking gigabab boom bicep in there, dude,
boom biceps. I don't use thatas a title. Boom bicep.
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You go, bab boon bicep boon. Think about it, like you can
like use genetic engineering on like apig that's developing to make it fatter so
it has better tasting bacon. Whycan't you genetic I mean, obviously there's
massive sanctions and you know, thingsthat are not right about engineering people.
But if you could just give thefucking gig a b ey sep, dude,
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that'd be pretty sick. We're alsojust so invested in uh like that,
like muscles and ship because we justjust came back from an arm day
that was great. That was areally good time, splendid arm day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm notgonna lie. The pump was not there
today, but I felt it,you know what I mean, Like some
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days you get a good the wholetime, but I think it's only because
you had to ship it out.But what did you just you shipped out
a pump? What do you meanby that? Like when you ship or
something and then like everything leads,all the pressure's gone, Like I need
you to elaborate on it. SoI did not understand what you meant by
that. Let me break it down. I had to relieve myself in the
middle of our workout and we werejust getting started. And the beginning of
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your workout is where the pump isbuilt. And for obviously for the magic
happens who don't work out, youmight not know, or you might know.
A pump is basically when your musclesget like super saturated with blood and
they inflate. They feel like theyare pumped up. So it's a really
good feeling because your biceps will justnaturally appear larger than they are and your
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dry steps, your shoulders, literallyany muscle you're hit like. This is
an odd example, but this isan example that also relates to what I'm
about to say. For those whogo to the bathroom in public and don't
like to sit on the toilet seatbecause it is fucking nasty, you have
to do the hover dump. Amen. When you're hitting the hover dump for
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an extended period of time and youfeel that quads are feeling in your quads,
that's a pump. You just gota pump from taking a ship.
Congratulations, you just got you justgot a pump from hitting the hover dump
hover dumb pump, hover dump hoverdump pump. Okay, that's another.
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So in the middle of the workoutright, like not the middle of worker
right at the beginning, when youknow the pumps being made, when the
pump's being developed, I had togo to the bathroom and some weird thing
happened. Guitana's checking himself out.So we have our webcams on war recording
and he's checking himself out in thelighting. No, I'm actually scratching.
I'm actually scratching my back. Butokay, She's like, I'm just stretching
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my back here. I'm just Ihave scratched my back the first time.
I was this is I'm actually scratchmy back right now. It looks actually
fucking insane. Okay, So Igo back to it. What we're talking
about. So we were we dida try sep, we did a bicep,
we did we did our shoulders,and then we were back to doing
try sep again. And it wasthe middle of doing the tri SEPs when
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I was like, the pump wasI felt the pump because we hit everything
once, you know, very intense, really really mature to focus on,
like a squeeze. So I feltthe pump and then the second tricep exercise.
I really need to go to thebathroom, and this is like,
this is like the most awkward.I have a question for the people here
when I get to this point.So I go to the bathroom, I
go in the stop and then Iguess the guy in the stall next to
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me was balancing his water bottle ontop of the stall door. So when
I closed my stall door, hiswater bottle fell into my stall, and
I was stuck with a dilemma.It's like, do I he's because I
looked at his feet and he wasin pooping position, so he must have
been taken dump. He was not. He was not being in the doorlet
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of a dump situation. And Iwas like, Okay, I'm presented with
a dilemma here. Do I say, hey man, is there water bottle?
Or do I just remain in completesilence and kick it over back to
him or do I just not sayanything. I chose to just not say
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anything because I was like, I'mnot going to talk man to man,
Hey man, taking a dump ona toilet, if he would like his
water bottle back or not, Iwould I'm not gonna lie call me a
dad for this. I would havemade the best at most of the situation,
and I would have just simply said, hey, man, I know
this is a shitty situation, butis this your water bottle? I would
have just gone right for the getgo, right for the cheese, right
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cheddar right fucking geez. I don'tknow. I'm not I'm not built for
social interaction like that. I can't. My heart would cripple if I even
tried to speak while taking a dumpto somebody else. I'm not gonna lie
to So I was like, youknow what, I'm gonna leave a water
bottle where it is. And theworst part is is that while I was
going to the bathroom, it waslike slowly rolling towards me and it touched
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my foot and it was just sensual. It was weird. So I finished
up doing my thing. He leavesthe stall well before me, and I'm
like, what are the odds He'swaiting to go into the stall to grab
my water, to grab his waterbottle back? What are the odds?
Keep in mind the toilets. Hewas gross. So when it comes to
getting the pooping, the pump outwhen I stood up from it, dude,
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the try said pump shoulder and biceppump were gone, but I felt
it in my legs. I feltthe quad pump in the legs. I
felt it pump. So I openedthe stall door and I'm gonna go,
and I go to wash my hands. And right when I opened the stall
door and wash my hands, theguy walks straight into the stall and picks
up his water bottle off the floorof the bathroom, takes the sip of
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it, and then walks out.Yeah, fucking foul, dude, fucking
foul. So gross bear gross typebeat. And the worst part was it
wasn't like the water bottle was likeoff in a corner or not even remotely
close to the toilet. It wasin like the danger zone. It was
in the splash zone. It wasright on the floor in front of the
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toilet, which is like probably themost disgusting place in a bathroom. Actually,
yeah, I think probably the mostfoul or grossest place you can like
surface in a bathroom would definitely bethe floor in front of the toilet or
it would be inside the toilet thedirtiest. Yeah, I mean are we
talking like shit stains inside? We'retalking like turns in the bowl or in
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terms of just like straight surface dirtiness, not including any visuals visible stains,
Like where's like the dirtiest surface?I mean if you were to sorry between
the two, or you mean likein general in a bathroom, like where's
like the grossest location? Because Ipersonally think bathroom the ground right in front
of the toilet has to be thedirty beast because that's never consistently clean.
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Every time you flush a toilet,the inside of the toilet gets cleaned.
Right, Oh, I have aI have a counter continue for a men's
bathroom, for a men's bathroom,specifically speaking for a men's bathroom, because
I know the ground on a woman'sbathroom would definitely be a lot cleaner than
the ground on a men's bathroom becauseaccuracy. So let me hit you with
the with the right in front ofthe toilet, because how often does some
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floor get mopped or cleaned? Right? I know, on a daily basis,
like you get shit gets dirty?How often does the front of a
toilet get clean? What I meanby that is sometimes you'll p right,
and you know, things happen.Sometimes we're a little bit of a little
bit of urine, a little bitof brown brown, whoa yellow water.
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You're getting location break some water,or your kidneys are fucked. Either way,
go to the doctor. Anyways,Piss can leak in the front of
the toilet or underneath the seat,right in that cravas between the slid and
the actual bowl. I feel likethat's one of the dirty spots because inside
of the toilet, I agree,well, it's being flushed, it's kind
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of being cleaned out. The floorsthough most of the time are mocked or
cleaned daily basis for every couple ofdays. How often someone actually scrub a
toilet on the outside of it?Right right? You? You actually raise
a good point whenever, yeah aboutit in my bathroom. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm not gonna lie toyou. The inside of the toilet gets
looking clean, chilling floor gets cleaned. The outside of the toilet it does
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get clean. But I feel likesometimes I might not put in the most
amount of effort to cleaning the exteriorof the toilet exactly. We're talking just
I don't know, Okay, Ijust looked at my phone. What a
time and I tune back in theconversation. I'm like, wait, what
the fuck are we what are weon about it? I don't remember how
this start. Oh, because you'retaking a ship and you lost the pump?
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Oh my god, derailed pretty question. Lajava dump pump okay, dumb
pump gig a bab boon bicep orwhat was the other one? Shift in
the pump out and pop in thepump pooping the pump out. I don't
know. Oh my god. Okay, so we got a couple of questions
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because I put out some questions aboutfor a hundredth episode which will come later
on. But there's one question Ido want to ask. It's a stupid
one, but it comes from sorry, not stupid, as in the person
said this is a stupid, butit's just a silly one. It's a
silly question. Je underscore Sterrex says, if born a rock, would you
be a pebble or a boulder?Oh shit, I don't know if that.
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I don't know if they mean likeor did you start your life off
as a pebble of rock? Orare you just saying like as a person
would you be a pebbler rock Okay, I'd be a pebble. As a
person, I would be a Iwould be a pebble. Honestly, I
think I choose pebble more because thinkabout it, A boulder typically stays in
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the same place for hundreds thousands,maybe even tens of thousands of years.
Okay, that's exactly my thought.A pebble, though, can fall in
a lake, it can travel,it can fucking be skipped by a person.
There's so much more adventure and lifeto a pebble versus a boulder that
may be not moved for millennia.I would like to say boulder, because
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you know, big and bron fuckingstrengthen all that. But fuck no,
dude, if I can go havea good time as a pebble, what's
big in fucking big and strong?If you can't fucking go on an adventure,
you know, it's you gotta yougotta find out if there's there's a
there's mystery to it, there's youknow, excitement, would have totally be
taken out of context, really strongand trapped in a room, or would
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be small enough to squeeze the doorto get to like fucking Wonderland, you
know what I mean. That's likethe comparison we're trying exactly thinking. I'm
thinking pebble. I'm thinking pebble forsure, Pebble, pebble more versatile.
Thank you j E underscore Strecs forthat question. I believe. I believe
that is my friend Amara from school. Shut up shout out to shut out
Amara. Also, just a randomside note, this is uh so,
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we've had a couple people submit tobeginning quote oil up end quote, and
I'm not gonna lie. It wouldbe hilarious. But also I'm letting everybody
know that the only chance we wouldeven do that for a one hundredth episode
is if we get a minimum oflike eighty downloads eighty downloads on an episode
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over the next two weeks. Oh, we don't get at least eighty download
and that's a lot, but thatwould be a that would be a record
for us. I'd break our record. Our record's like sixty something right now.
If we get eighty downloads, we'lldefinitely consider it. Because I do
have a little bit of extra extravirginola oil in the basement, so nothing
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in Italian won't deny honestly, I'mnot gonna lie. I really hope we
don't hit eighty downloads because I donot know how I explain that to my
parents. As long as we're notin a concealed room alone and it's dim,
if that's the thing, then thatwould probably be a little suspicious.
But if it's a bright sunny dayand we're in the backyard, you know,
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already sweating from moving the moving aroundsome wood. Okay, whoa pause,
I meant to be in your tree. I'm just gonna went down my
backyard of wood or and fuck man, there's no good way of making you
know what? Do we just keepit? I don't even know. Okay,
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my tree in my backyard went downto a windstorm and it's being chopped
up, and Guitano has this ideaof putting on flannel and going to talk
with an axe on the wood.That is what he's talking about. My
God, for clarity, just justit's eighty downloads minimum. That's that's a
fucking minimum. We gotta break ourrecord. That's a minimum. If you
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if we hit a hundred, I'lldo it in a speedo. How about
that. I don't give a funk. If we can hit a hundred fucking
jack will not be doing a speedo. But if you want to see guy
in his speedo, uh, oiledup one hundred downloads minimum. That's a
tearless one hundred. Enough of beingoiled up one hundred and it's stringers and
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fucking short shorts miked up workout atthe gym? Dude? How about this?
How about this? One hundred downloads? I wear a speedo and you
wear Daisy dukes. What the fuckare Daisy dukes? I gotta looked up
for. I agree to those.They're like the ripped up, ripped up
jeans, short short jeans that womenwear Daisy Daisy duke speaking, he's on
tops? What the kiss is sohot? Are you kidding me? Dude?
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These are like we cannot show extraflesh, you cannot show extra skin.
That is that is that will beremoved from the internet. Actually,
maybe the speedo would also be removed. I might have to contemplate on the
YouTube guidelines. Yes, better thanwearing a speedo. Okay, safe search
blurring is on, thank you.Okay, So now that's sorted. I'm
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in a bit of a career crisisof because this is my thing. I
have a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so imagine this. I
have the podcast, which is onen' cit I have serving in bartending,
which is one. Another entity Ihave acting as another entity, and then
a fourth entity, I have realestate. I am in a dilemma because
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I want instead of having one footor technically half a foot in each of
those categories or each of those planes, I want to have one or two
feet in one thing. But theproblem is I love all these things,
and everyone's like, oh, you'reso young, you can figure it out.
But at the same time, Iwant to have something more steady,
especially when it comes to a streamof income, so that I can make
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sure that I'm making money consistently,and I can have time off consistently and
whatever. But when I have thesefour things that I'm balancing, it's very
difficult to have consistent time off andtime to like book a vacation or whatever,
right and also save money, etcetera. Save money is not too
difficult, but it's just a matterof I want something a little more stable
so that I can also ensure thatother aspects of my life like the gym,
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social life like I said, andfamily time, I can dedicate designate
more specific times too. For example, in an ideal world, if I
were if I worked like a nineto five job, I'd go in the
I would go to the gym inthe morning at like six seven am,
right at six am, but sevenam, right before work. That's like
my ideal thing. And I'm tryingto focus on that and fix that,
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and I'm trying to figure out whatit is. But you know, when
you again, when you have aserving in Bartading, actings, podcast,
and real estate all in one,it's like, fuck, man, Like
what do I pick? It's almostlike being in university in first year and
being like, I need to specializeinto something now. Regardless whatever I choose,
it's going to involve people. It'sgoing to involve being social. Serving
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Bartading is social. Acting is verysocial and very good because you need a
network. Real Estate is very social. Is to make connections in the network
as well. And then on topof that, the podcast, I mean,
like we engage with you guys.Obviously, I talk to you,
I express what I go through onthe other a weekly basis, and I
just want to I just want tospecialize into something. And it's frustrating because
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I want to put this pressure onmyself, but I don't know how to
do it, and I'm working onmyself right now, and I'm learning a
lot of new things and a lotof different techniques and methods of organization and
just figuring things out in general.That was that was a little dump.
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But my WiFi still an all right, let's pluck that in there no affect
your WiFi hardline adapter. And Ijust unplugged my hardline adapter, and I
was wondering if my wi fi hadmy PC cut out or not. Oh
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there we go, all right,much brighter. So what I was gonna
say was in terms of, likeI mean, and to put things a
little bit more in into perspective fory'all, that's not even including Guyitano's social
life, like you said, It'slike that's simply things he's just working on.
And that's a lot of the balancebecause personally, for me, like
even for fucking school man, balancingschool on its own is uh, definitely
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a tough act, I'll say that. So I can't even imagine trying to
balance these four different I get whatwould you call them, not occupations but
four different job streams, you wouldsay, But I think the good thing
about the podcast specifically is that itcan be as like intense or low maintenance
as you want. And I alsoknow that I know that the listeners,
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I mean, we're pretty sorry notwe let me correct that. Me.
I am pretty shitty when it comesto recording and organizing for the podcast.
So that's why sometimes we don't getepisodes out because I'll let school pile up
and then shit gets too crazy andwe can't get an episode out. So
I know you guys very understanding whenit comes to that. But I think
the good thing about the podcast isthat not only is it like you know,
like the social interaction and like yousaid, the really of being able
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to talk about, you know,what you went your day through, what
you went your day through, whatwent through your day, and just how
you've been for like the past weekor two weeks. If anyone released the
episode, it's like a little bitof a a little bit of a therapy
thing just to get it out,discuss it, talk about points, and
get it out there. But likeI also said, it can be as
low maintenance as you want, right, So there's times where we don't.
We won't record or post an episodefor like two weeks because you know,
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shit gets in the way. SoI think the podcast, I mean,
I personally do not know your situation, but I know the podcast can be
pretty low maintenance. But I thinkthe whole balancing acting, waiting and realty.
I don't know those are the correctwords, waiting and realty, realty,
I guess. So yeah, Idon't know. I don't know.
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I want to say that. Ifeel like, yeah, I couldn't.
I can't even fucking imagine what thatwould be like because you're not even done
your real thing, your real realthing realtor course yet. Right, No,
I'm not done my real estate salespersoncourses. I am still working on
it. I was actually gonna behonest, because you know what happens to
everybody. I was busy the pastmonth, so I'd been pretty behind.
I'm slowly catching up. I'm justmaking sure I'm back on my grind,
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which is doing at least in oneto two hours every day, seven days
a week. That's a good thing, though, is that because it's not
a school course, you're not forcedto have this hard, hard deadline where
you need to make sacrifices for right, there is a there was a hard
deadline, but it's not for untilJune, which is a lot time.
But they also recommend I have itdone by the first week of April,
so we'll fucking see about that.I mean, take your day by day,
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dude, no point because a bigissue for me and what I fuck
up on a lot. And myadvice to you is, do not stress
about the future, dude. Donot stress about the future. Do everything
you can to the present. Youknow, do not fuck with the future
at all, because that's when youstart bugging. Let me tell you,
I used to have like I don'tknow what, there's got to be some
sort of specific term for it,but I used to hell with the worst,
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like stress about the future all thefucking time, Like i'd you think,
and I'd be trying to sign I'llbe trying to do the next three
months of work. I would takea part of all of them and try
and do them in one day,and that just chaos, bro, not
good. Yeah, take good dayby day. And I'm sure you know
that you're like the most fucking wellorganized, put together person I know,
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so in terms of appreciate that work, in terms of when it comes to
what's actually I'm cooking up what whenit when it comes to actually cooking what's
upstairs in the brain. I don'tknow what the fuck's going on out there,
but you put on a nice presentationof organization and hustling, so you're
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inspirations for that. I'll tell youthat much, because I think with also
style and everything bro I put out. I put the other two outfits since
our last episode released both fucking fire. I was like, I look,
I feel like a million bucks inoutfit, and the entire off and total
probably cost about a hundred bucks.Do you include shoes and every shoes including
one hundred and fifty bucks, whichis nuts because everything was thrifted except for
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the shoes. And then I'm notgonna include my underwear socks because I mean
just whatever, they're so unchangeable.Yeah a price tag on those no,
so so yeah, but fuck it, we all we moved, you know,
we cooked with the oil we gotto get there. Life finds Away?
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What's what movie is that from?I feel like that's been saiding Life
finds Away Pies. I've never actuallyseen life of Pie. That's here.
I live long enough to be thevillain? What fin uh what? I've
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never seen the movie Life of Pies. It's a Jurassic part. Quote it
what it is? Oh? Reallyyeah? I would seen those in a
minute. I ended up watching MattMax last night Fury Road. You ever
seen Mad Max? No? Ohmy lord, I know we keep talking
about this movie episodes get around to, but Mad Max is definitely on the
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list of movies you have to seebecause it's like the storyline is completely absent.
There's like, what the fuck thestory is? I have no idea.
Is it good? Yes? Literally, just like racing and fucking explosions
and crazy shit all the time,and it's so cool, so dope,
it's like it For those of youwho don't know, Mad Max is basically
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about like an apocalypse where the worldends and the world is basically all this
big old desert e type area andit's all like raiders and bandits and all
they care about is their cars ingasoline to get around. So everyone's just
fucking ripping around on these like wicked, moded out like bandit cars like chainsaws
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and fucking flamethrowers and ship on them. And this is them fighting across cars
and it is so fucking cool.Like there's one in in Fury Road.
It's this giant truck and it hasmassive speakers on it, and it's like
a war truck. And they havethis dude in a red jumpsuit attached the
bungee strings and he's just fucking rippinga double headed guitar the entire movie attached
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to these bungee strings on a giantfucking speaker car. And it is just
the coolest fucking thing ever, Likeevery young boy's wet dream to just see
like explosions, really cool cars andjust rock out. Yeah. Yeah,
It's like whenever he's not on thescreen, you can barely hear the music
in the background, but when yousee him in the background, you can
fucking hear, Like the dude itis. It is so fucking cool.
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That's one thing I used to thinkabout a lot when I was younger,
was like the end of the worldin apocalypse scenarios, Like what I would
remember when twenty twelve the movie cameout as a kid watching that, being
like, oh, I never actuallysaw that one. What I remember seeing
the billboards though, when I wasyounger, when it was like twenty eleven,
I remember seeing the billboards everywhere.It was like May twenty twelve,
May twenty twelve, May twenty twelve, World's gonna end, The world's gonna
end, seek help from God,blah blah blah blah blah. I was
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like, uh yeah, I waslike, no fucking way. I was
like, nah, that ain't happening. Wasn't that the mind calendar? I
think like they're they're a prediction onwho when the end of the world was
going to be? Yeah, MarianElander World Everything. Mind scholars stated that
no classic mind accounts forecast impending doom, and the idea that long count calendar
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ends in twenty twelve misrepresented mind historyand culture. Astronomers rejected the various proposed
doomsday scenarios of pseudoscience, having beenrefuted by elementary astronomical observations. So just
complete fucking bullshit, I guess,just complete fucking bishit bright. I don't
know. I ate that shit up, kid. I was like, world
ends. I'm like, I'm stealinga car, I'm going north, I'm
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finding guns, and I'm running afarm. I was like, twelve,
yeah, so how I was goingto do that? No fucking idea.
But I thought I was, well, well, there's a will there's a
way I was fucking prepped for thewild is Away. Yeah, lifelines away
right in this All right, weare wrapping up this. We are coming
up to the time now, sowe will be wrapping up this episode.
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What was I'm gonna say? I'mgonna say one more thing top of
all that. Oh yeah, downloadthe episode if you can. That'd be
super dope. Best way to supportus. Download the episode. I mean,
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I mean, don't download the episode. Don't download the episode. You
want to see us oiled up inDaisy Duke, send a speed Yeah yeah,
just hit eighty so we can storeeighty. What was the eighties tier
again? Eighty was just oiled up? But yeah, no more than eighty.
But I'll just don't because then wedon't have to get to the fucking
tier, and then that'd be great. I don't want to oil up,
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to be honest. I mean,it'd be cool, but not for the
internet, you know. I feellike it'd be nice to appreciate myself,
but not for anybody else to seeever at any point, no matter what.
So please don't get the episode toeighty darlolds, I beg you,
Yeah, yeah, I know,I just don't. Just the one time,
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we just don't don't download the episode. Actually that's cool. But thank
you everyone so much for listening,and we shall catch you in the next
episode next week on dum Man DeliciousSad seven Am. I don't know what
this is, but it's making mefeel a little tingle because it's the quite
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beautiful jingle. I don't know.All right, take it easy, folks
and catch out pace
Yes, yes, yes, itis dragon. Dragon sent to keyboard with
the dragon sent the mouse, andthe mouse is all about the house,
and the house hippos are among thedangered species on planet Earth. That said,
the house hippo. Welcome everyone backto another episode of Dumb and Delicious,
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the podcast hosted by Guitano Territory andJack Hamilton. My name is Guetano,
my name is Jack Hamilton, andwelcome to this week's episode. Yay,
you're alive and for that we mustdance and jive. All right,
Welcome to this week's episode. Jackcheck ins, How are you doing today?
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Fucking sick, dude? Oh mygod, this cold. I've had
a cold for like a week now, man, and it is just bucking
me up. Like I sleep inhella and I'm sick. So I sleeped
in a ton this week. Imissed a bunch of classes. It's whatever,
though, Well, we'll come backnext week. But honestly, I've
not been doing much. I've justbeen suffering through the past week. But
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look said alive and thriving. AlthoughI do wish I had a little bit
more money because I'm broke as fuckright now. But uh, that's not
a concern for the podcast. Wedon't We don't talk about my financials in
the podcast because it's never a goodthing to talk about. So how about
you, guy? I feel incredible. I ordered a backscratcher. This is
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the best invention on planet Earth.Oh my god. I feel like what's
his name, Blew from the JungleBook when he scratches his back up on
a on a bark a tree oron a fucking bark a tree. Dude
on bark from a tree. Whenhe's barking up hit the right tree.
This is this clause the right tree. God damn, I feel so good
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doing those right now. Holy crap. Is this a lonely thing? I
don't know, but like damn,because I'm not even I don't even have
a scratch you back, but itfeels so good. Oh my god.
How hard it would be to trainyour dog to scratch your back? Probably
not hard. I've seen fucking peopletrained dog do the craziest things. Me
to I then like, so,I follow a ton of like animal pages
on Instagram and there's this guy Ifollow and he teaches his dog to press
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buttons to respond to things, buthe'll voice, So you heard the hell?
No, you heard that before.He recorded that onto it and then
the dog presses the button. Yeah, so I don't know, I just
I love that sort of thing.And then like people teach their dogs like
open fridges and like get fucking getbeers for them and then put the to
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get their mail. Yeah, that'sfucking sick, dude. That's pretty that's
pretty dope. You also follow hor know of him The narrow Way Homestead
Minion, that dog, the dog, the dog Minions. So basically,
this guy lives in the middle ofnowhere. He's a homesteader. That's a
lifestyle, and he like he builthis own house on his own property,
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has his own farm, raised allof his own animals everything. And the
dog or the animal he's had thelongest is this little mutt called Minion.
And he's taught this dog to fuckingdo everything you could ever think of.
And it's like the dog walks aroundwith like a little umbrella so it doesn't
get wet in the rain. It'slike it's just like it's it's it's the
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fucking coolest thing ever. And itwas just Minion for the longest time.
Then because like he moved to anew location for like a homestead. He
had to get a livestock guardian dogs. We got a new another dog named
As so Minion is like this littlelittle thing, the little pain little dog.
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And then As is a fucking Ithink it's called the bos Shepherd.
I think it's what it's called.And it's Boss Boz Shepherd, and it
is huge. This dog is likeeight months old and it is fucking gigantic,
and he's been showing and walking likethe his audience through like the training
process and it's really fucking cool,like it is. It is so cool
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what he's taught this dog to douse. It's like a fully outdoor dog.
And it's like this dog will comeget him when he ever, like he
hears something in the night, sohe'll post like videos. He also live
streams at night and keeps a livestream thing pointing at as his doghouse,
so you can watch as fucking defendthe homestead from coyotes in the middle of
the fucking night while they're trying toeat the ducks. Dude, it's actually
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sick. It's it's so fucking cool. That's cool, Like I can't wait
to like finally go out when youwe we live with their fucking parents.
I don't know the word for this, but like, finally, like get
out and do our own thing atour own place, work, our own
job. No longer be dependent.I'm gonna do my own thing. I'm
gonna do my own thing. Iwant to do my own thing. I
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want to train. I don't know, I want to get it. I
want my dog. I want tofucking train my dog to be a genius
respond with buttons and ship. That'ssick. But I know that's a lot
of work too, So I don'tknow if I can commit to all that.
But I don't know. I justthink it's so fascinating how like how
much you can train an animal todo certain things like parrots, fucking talking
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dogs just doing random fucking tasks,like so fucking cool. Animals are smart.
It's just it's just getting them tothat destination in terms of what they
learned. That's the hard part.Yeah. Yeah, And it's also pretty
interesting because I was listen to apodcast but like, you know, learning,
and I was actually I was thinkingabout that in the gym today.
I was like, it is soweird to think about that you and I
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are both homes sapiens. But we'reso different, you know what I mean,
Like you look at a golden shepherd. Have you ever been able to
tell a golden shepherd apart from another? Never? No, there's so much
variation from like human to human.And that's also like that's also dogs,
certain different breeds, right, Likeyou'll have a golden shepherd versus a golden
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Retriever or whatever. It's like tech, they're both, they're both dogs,
but there's different breeds aka, differentrace is different. You know. That's
a good thing about us us humansor any race that go, for that
matter, any kind of animals thatYeah, if you're different, that's that's
a good thing. And that isn'tlike exclusive to visual too. Like this
guy, like this guy in thispodcast I was listening to, was talking
about how genetically some people are justborn smarter than others. Like you know
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what I mean, You've met somepeople in your life that are just like,
I'm not saying I'm genius. I'mnot saying you're gifted versus gifted versus
non gifted. What can you justsay that? And you see, like
you've seen gifted kids and you've alsomet some people who are just like they're
cool, they're awesome people, butwhen it comes to academics, they're just
it's just not there, you knowwhat I mean. Like yeah, uh,
Like for example, I know alot of people hate on it,
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but like Elon Musk, it's likethat guy was born with a fucking gift
of a brain to just be athinker and an engineer, and luckily he's
fucking done with it, right,And it's like, that's that's the genetic
difference in our brain that sets himapart from me. It's just he can
he's got the brain to think inthat aspect. I don't know. I
find that so so fucking interesting.And it's like the next level of like
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genetic engineering is like increasing the brainpower of kids, But the next level
of fucking doping in sports is geneticengineering muscle insertions. Dude, imagine the
peak fucking steroids or peak gear usagewould just be engineering your body to have
gigabyicep Like that be fucking crazy,modifying or adding muscles. Yeah, great
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medical breakthrough is And like someone tearsa bicep and you can't really fix a
turn bicep, so you quite literallycan replace the bicep or I don't know
entirely. Yeah, just put afucking gigabab boom bicep in there, dude,
boom biceps. I don't use thatas a title. Boom bicep.
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You go, bab boon bicep boon. Think about it, like you can
like use genetic engineering on like apig that's developing to make it fatter so
it has better tasting bacon. Whycan't you genetic I mean, obviously there's
massive sanctions and you know, thingsthat are not right about engineering people.
But if you could just give thefucking gig a b ey sep, dude,
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that'd be pretty sick. We're alsojust so invested in uh like that,
like muscles and ship because we justjust came back from an arm day
that was great. That was areally good time, splendid arm day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm notgonna lie. The pump was not there
today, but I felt it,you know what I mean, Like some
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days you get a good the wholetime, but I think it's only because
you had to ship it out.But what did you just you shipped out
a pump? What do you meanby that? Like when you ship or
something and then like everything leads,all the pressure's gone, Like I need
you to elaborate on it. SoI did not understand what you meant by
that. Let me break it down. I had to relieve myself in the
middle of our workout and we werejust getting started. And the beginning of
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your workout is where the pump isbuilt. And for obviously for the magic
happens who don't work out, youmight not know, or you might know.
A pump is basically when your musclesget like super saturated with blood and
they inflate. They feel like theyare pumped up. So it's a really
good feeling because your biceps will justnaturally appear larger than they are and your
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dry steps, your shoulders, literallyany muscle you're hit like. This is
an odd example, but this isan example that also relates to what I'm
about to say. For those whogo to the bathroom in public and don't
like to sit on the toilet seatbecause it is fucking nasty, you have
to do the hover dump. Amen. When you're hitting the hover dump for
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an extended period of time and youfeel that quads are feeling in your quads,
that's a pump. You just gota pump from taking a ship.
Congratulations, you just got you justgot a pump from hitting the hover dump
hover dumb pump, hover dump hoverdump pump. Okay, that's another.
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So in the middle of the workoutright, like not the middle of worker
right at the beginning, when youknow the pumps being made, when the
pump's being developed, I had togo to the bathroom and some weird thing
happened. Guitana's checking himself out.So we have our webcams on war recording
and he's checking himself out in thelighting. No, I'm actually scratching.
I'm actually scratching my back. Butokay, She's like, I'm just stretching
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my back here. I'm just Ihave scratched my back the first time.
I was this is I'm actually scratchmy back right now. It looks actually
fucking insane. Okay, So Igo back to it. What we're talking
about. So we were we dida try sep, we did a bicep,
we did we did our shoulders,and then we were back to doing
try sep again. And it wasthe middle of doing the tri SEPs when
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I was like, the pump wasI felt the pump because we hit everything
once, you know, very intense, really really mature to focus on,
like a squeeze. So I feltthe pump and then the second tricep exercise.
I really need to go to thebathroom, and this is like,
this is like the most awkward.I have a question for the people here
when I get to this point.So I go to the bathroom, I
go in the stop and then Iguess the guy in the stall next to
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me was balancing his water bottle ontop of the stall door. So when
I closed my stall door, hiswater bottle fell into my stall, and
I was stuck with a dilemma.It's like, do I he's because I
looked at his feet and he wasin pooping position, so he must have
been taken dump. He was not. He was not being in the doorlet
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of a dump situation. And Iwas like, Okay, I'm presented with
a dilemma here. Do I say, hey man, is there water bottle?
Or do I just remain in completesilence and kick it over back to
him or do I just not sayanything. I chose to just not say
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anything because I was like, I'mnot going to talk man to man,
Hey man, taking a dump ona toilet, if he would like his
water bottle back or not, Iwould I'm not gonna lie call me a
dad for this. I would havemade the best at most of the situation,
and I would have just simply said, hey, man, I know
this is a shitty situation, butis this your water bottle? I would
have just gone right for the getgo, right for the cheese, right
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cheddar right fucking geez. I don'tknow. I'm not I'm not built for
social interaction like that. I can't. My heart would cripple if I even
tried to speak while taking a dumpto somebody else. I'm not gonna lie
to So I was like, youknow what, I'm gonna leave a water
bottle where it is. And theworst part is is that while I was
going to the bathroom, it waslike slowly rolling towards me and it touched
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my foot and it was just sensual. It was weird. So I finished
up doing my thing. He leavesthe stall well before me, and I'm
like, what are the odds He'swaiting to go into the stall to grab
my water, to grab his waterbottle back? What are the odds?
Keep in mind the toilets. Hewas gross. So when it comes to
getting the pooping, the pump outwhen I stood up from it, dude,
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the try said pump shoulder and biceppump were gone, but I felt
it in my legs. I feltthe quad pump in the legs. I
felt it pump. So I openedthe stall door and I'm gonna go,
and I go to wash my hands. And right when I opened the stall
door and wash my hands, theguy walks straight into the stall and picks
up his water bottle off the floorof the bathroom, takes the sip of
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it, and then walks out.Yeah, fucking foul, dude, fucking
foul. So gross bear gross typebeat. And the worst part was it
wasn't like the water bottle was likeoff in a corner or not even remotely
close to the toilet. It wasin like the danger zone. It was
in the splash zone. It wasright on the floor in front of the
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toilet, which is like probably themost disgusting place in a bathroom. Actually,
yeah, I think probably the mostfoul or grossest place you can like
surface in a bathroom would definitely bethe floor in front of the toilet or
it would be inside the toilet thedirtiest. Yeah, I mean are we
talking like shit stains inside? We'retalking like turns in the bowl or in
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terms of just like straight surface dirtiness, not including any visuals visible stains,
Like where's like the dirtiest surface?I mean if you were to sorry between
the two, or you mean likein general in a bathroom, like where's
like the grossest location? Because Ipersonally think bathroom the ground right in front
of the toilet has to be thedirty beast because that's never consistently clean.
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Every time you flush a toilet,the inside of the toilet gets cleaned.
Right, Oh, I have aI have a counter continue for a men's
bathroom, for a men's bathroom,specifically speaking for a men's bathroom, because
I know the ground on a woman'sbathroom would definitely be a lot cleaner than
the ground on a men's bathroom becauseaccuracy. So let me hit you with
the with the right in front ofthe toilet, because how often does some
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floor get mopped or cleaned? Right? I know, on a daily basis,
like you get shit gets dirty?How often does the front of a
toilet get clean? What I meanby that is sometimes you'll p right,
and you know, things happen.Sometimes we're a little bit of a little
bit of urine, a little bitof brown brown, whoa yellow water.
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You're getting location break some water,or your kidneys are fucked. Either way,
go to the doctor. Anyways,Piss can leak in the front of
the toilet or underneath the seat,right in that cravas between the slid and
the actual bowl. I feel likethat's one of the dirty spots because inside
of the toilet, I agree,well, it's being flushed, it's kind
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of being cleaned out. The floorsthough most of the time are mocked or
cleaned daily basis for every couple ofdays. How often someone actually scrub a
toilet on the outside of it?Right right? You? You actually raise
a good point whenever, yeah aboutit in my bathroom. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm not gonna lie toyou. The inside of the toilet gets
looking clean, chilling floor gets cleaned. The outside of the toilet it does
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get clean. But I feel likesometimes I might not put in the most
amount of effort to cleaning the exteriorof the toilet exactly. We're talking just
I don't know, Okay, Ijust looked at my phone. What a
time and I tune back in theconversation. I'm like, wait, what
the fuck are we what are weon about it? I don't remember how
this start. Oh, because you'retaking a ship and you lost the pump?
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Oh my god, derailed pretty question. Lajava dump pump okay, dumb
pump gig a bab boon bicep orwhat was the other one? Shift in
the pump out and pop in thepump pooping the pump out. I don't
know. Oh my god. Okay, so we got a couple of questions
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because I put out some questions aboutfor a hundredth episode which will come later
on. But there's one question Ido want to ask. It's a stupid
one, but it comes from sorry, not stupid, as in the person
said this is a stupid, butit's just a silly one. It's a
silly question. Je underscore Sterrex says, if born a rock, would you
be a pebble or a boulder?Oh shit, I don't know if that.
(17:08):
I don't know if they mean likeor did you start your life off
as a pebble of rock? Orare you just saying like as a person
would you be a pebbler rock Okay, I'd be a pebble. As a
person, I would be a Iwould be a pebble. Honestly, I
think I choose pebble more because thinkabout it, A boulder typically stays in
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the same place for hundreds thousands,maybe even tens of thousands of years.
Okay, that's exactly my thought.A pebble, though, can fall in
a lake, it can travel,it can fucking be skipped by a person.
There's so much more adventure and lifeto a pebble versus a boulder that
may be not moved for millennia.I would like to say boulder, because
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you know, big and bron fuckingstrengthen all that. But fuck no,
dude, if I can go havea good time as a pebble, what's
big in fucking big and strong?If you can't fucking go on an adventure,
you know, it's you gotta yougotta find out if there's there's a
there's mystery to it, there's youknow, excitement, would have totally be
taken out of context, really strongand trapped in a room, or would
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be small enough to squeeze the doorto get to like fucking Wonderland, you
know what I mean. That's likethe comparison we're trying exactly thinking. I'm
thinking pebble. I'm thinking pebble forsure, Pebble, pebble more versatile.
Thank you j E underscore Strecs forthat question. I believe. I believe
that is my friend Amara from school. Shut up shout out to shut out
Amara. Also, just a randomside note, this is uh so,
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we've had a couple people submit tobeginning quote oil up end quote, and
I'm not gonna lie. It wouldbe hilarious. But also I'm letting everybody
know that the only chance we wouldeven do that for a one hundredth episode
is if we get a minimum oflike eighty downloads eighty downloads on an episode
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over the next two weeks. Oh, we don't get at least eighty download
and that's a lot, but thatwould be a that would be a record
for us. I'd break our record. Our record's like sixty something right now.
If we get eighty downloads, we'lldefinitely consider it. Because I do
have a little bit of extra extravirginola oil in the basement, so nothing
(19:33):
in Italian won't deny honestly, I'mnot gonna lie. I really hope we
don't hit eighty downloads because I donot know how I explain that to my
parents. As long as we're notin a concealed room alone and it's dim,
if that's the thing, then thatwould probably be a little suspicious.
But if it's a bright sunny dayand we're in the backyard, you know,
(19:56):
already sweating from moving the moving aroundsome wood. Okay, whoa pause,
I meant to be in your tree. I'm just gonna went down my
backyard of wood or and fuck man, there's no good way of making you
know what? Do we just keepit? I don't even know. Okay,
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my tree in my backyard went downto a windstorm and it's being chopped
up, and Guitano has this ideaof putting on flannel and going to talk
with an axe on the wood.That is what he's talking about. My
God, for clarity, just justit's eighty downloads minimum. That's that's a
fucking minimum. We gotta break ourrecord. That's a minimum. If you
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if we hit a hundred, I'lldo it in a speedo. How about
that. I don't give a funk. If we can hit a hundred fucking
jack will not be doing a speedo. But if you want to see guy
in his speedo, uh, oiledup one hundred downloads minimum. That's a
tearless one hundred. Enough of beingoiled up one hundred and it's stringers and
(21:03):
fucking short shorts miked up workout atthe gym? Dude? How about this?
How about this? One hundred downloads? I wear a speedo and you
wear Daisy dukes. What the fuckare Daisy dukes? I gotta looked up
for. I agree to those.They're like the ripped up, ripped up
jeans, short short jeans that womenwear Daisy Daisy duke speaking, he's on
tops? What the kiss is sohot? Are you kidding me? Dude?
(21:30):
These are like we cannot show extraflesh, you cannot show extra skin.
That is that is that will beremoved from the internet. Actually,
maybe the speedo would also be removed. I might have to contemplate on the
YouTube guidelines. Yes, better thanwearing a speedo. Okay, safe search
blurring is on, thank you.Okay, So now that's sorted. I'm
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in a bit of a career crisisof because this is my thing. I
have a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so imagine this. I
have the podcast, which is onen' cit I have serving in bartending,
which is one. Another entity Ihave acting as another entity, and then
a fourth entity, I have realestate. I am in a dilemma because
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I want instead of having one footor technically half a foot in each of
those categories or each of those planes, I want to have one or two
feet in one thing. But theproblem is I love all these things,
and everyone's like, oh, you'reso young, you can figure it out.
But at the same time, Iwant to have something more steady,
especially when it comes to a streamof income, so that I can make
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sure that I'm making money consistently,and I can have time off consistently and
whatever. But when I have thesefour things that I'm balancing, it's very
difficult to have consistent time off andtime to like book a vacation or whatever,
right and also save money, etcetera. Save money is not too
difficult, but it's just a matterof I want something a little more stable
so that I can also ensure thatother aspects of my life like the gym,
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social life like I said, andfamily time, I can dedicate designate
more specific times too. For example, in an ideal world, if I
were if I worked like a nineto five job, I'd go in the
I would go to the gym inthe morning at like six seven am,
right at six am, but sevenam, right before work. That's like
my ideal thing. And I'm tryingto focus on that and fix that,
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and I'm trying to figure out whatit is. But you know, when
you again, when you have aserving in Bartading, actings, podcast,
and real estate all in one,it's like, fuck, man, Like
what do I pick? It's almostlike being in university in first year and
being like, I need to specializeinto something now. Regardless whatever I choose,
it's going to involve people. It'sgoing to involve being social. Serving
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Bartading is social. Acting is verysocial and very good because you need a
network. Real Estate is very social. Is to make connections in the network
as well. And then on topof that, the podcast, I mean,
like we engage with you guys.Obviously, I talk to you,
I express what I go through onthe other a weekly basis, and I
just want to I just want tospecialize into something. And it's frustrating because
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I want to put this pressure onmyself, but I don't know how to
do it, and I'm working onmyself right now, and I'm learning a
lot of new things and a lotof different techniques and methods of organization and
just figuring things out in general.That was that was a little dump.
(24:30):
But my WiFi still an all right, let's pluck that in there no affect
your WiFi hardline adapter. And Ijust unplugged my hardline adapter, and I
was wondering if my wi fi hadmy PC cut out or not. Oh
(24:51):
there we go, all right,much brighter. So what I was gonna
say was in terms of, likeI mean, and to put things a
little bit more in into perspective fory'all, that's not even including Guyitano's social
life, like you said, It'slike that's simply things he's just working on.
And that's a lot of the balancebecause personally, for me, like
even for fucking school man, balancingschool on its own is uh, definitely
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a tough act, I'll say that. So I can't even imagine trying to
balance these four different I get whatwould you call them, not occupations but
four different job streams, you wouldsay, But I think the good thing
about the podcast specifically is that itcan be as like intense or low maintenance
as you want. And I alsoknow that I know that the listeners,
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I mean, we're pretty sorry notwe let me correct that. Me.
I am pretty shitty when it comesto recording and organizing for the podcast.
So that's why sometimes we don't getepisodes out because I'll let school pile up
and then shit gets too crazy andwe can't get an episode out. So
I know you guys very understanding whenit comes to that. But I think
the good thing about the podcast isthat not only is it like you know,
like the social interaction and like yousaid, the really of being able
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to talk about, you know,what you went your day through, what
you went your day through, whatwent through your day, and just how
you've been for like the past weekor two weeks. If anyone released the
episode, it's like a little bitof a a little bit of a therapy
thing just to get it out,discuss it, talk about points, and
get it out there. But likeI also said, it can be as
low maintenance as you want, right, So there's times where we don't.
We won't record or post an episodefor like two weeks because you know,
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shit gets in the way. SoI think the podcast, I mean,
I personally do not know your situation, but I know the podcast can be
pretty low maintenance. But I thinkthe whole balancing acting, waiting and realty.
I don't know those are the correctwords, waiting and realty, realty,
I guess. So yeah, Idon't know. I don't know.
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I want to say that. Ifeel like, yeah, I couldn't.
I can't even fucking imagine what thatwould be like because you're not even done
your real thing, your real realthing realtor course yet. Right, No,
I'm not done my real estate salespersoncourses. I am still working on
it. I was actually gonna behonest, because you know what happens to
everybody. I was busy the pastmonth, so I'd been pretty behind.
I'm slowly catching up. I'm justmaking sure I'm back on my grind,
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which is doing at least in oneto two hours every day, seven days
a week. That's a good thing, though, is that because it's not
a school course, you're not forcedto have this hard, hard deadline where
you need to make sacrifices for right, there is a there was a hard
deadline, but it's not for untilJune, which is a lot time.
But they also recommend I have itdone by the first week of April,
so we'll fucking see about that.I mean, take your day by day,
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dude, no point because a bigissue for me and what I fuck
up on a lot. And myadvice to you is, do not stress
about the future, dude. Donot stress about the future. Do everything
you can to the present. Youknow, do not fuck with the future
at all, because that's when youstart bugging. Let me tell you,
I used to have like I don'tknow what, there's got to be some
sort of specific term for it,but I used to hell with the worst,
(27:56):
like stress about the future all thefucking time, Like i'd you think,
and I'd be trying to sign I'llbe trying to do the next three
months of work. I would takea part of all of them and try
and do them in one day,and that just chaos, bro, not
good. Yeah, take good dayby day. And I'm sure you know
that you're like the most fucking wellorganized, put together person I know,
(28:18):
so in terms of appreciate that work, in terms of when it comes to
what's actually I'm cooking up what whenit when it comes to actually cooking what's
upstairs in the brain. I don'tknow what the fuck's going on out there,
but you put on a nice presentationof organization and hustling, so you're
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inspirations for that. I'll tell youthat much, because I think with also
style and everything bro I put out. I put the other two outfits since
our last episode released both fucking fire. I was like, I look,
I feel like a million bucks inoutfit, and the entire off and total
probably cost about a hundred bucks.Do you include shoes and every shoes including
one hundred and fifty bucks, whichis nuts because everything was thrifted except for
(29:03):
the shoes. And then I'm notgonna include my underwear socks because I mean
just whatever, they're so unchangeable.Yeah a price tag on those no,
so so yeah, but fuck it, we all we moved, you know,
we cooked with the oil we gotto get there. Life finds Away?
(29:23):
What's what movie is that from?I feel like that's been saiding Life
finds Away Pies. I've never actuallyseen life of Pie. That's here.
I live long enough to be thevillain? What fin uh what? I've
(29:44):
never seen the movie Life of Pies. It's a Jurassic part. Quote it
what it is? Oh? Reallyyeah? I would seen those in a
minute. I ended up watching MattMax last night Fury Road. You ever
seen Mad Max? No? Ohmy lord, I know we keep talking
about this movie episodes get around to, but Mad Max is definitely on the
(30:08):
list of movies you have to seebecause it's like the storyline is completely absent.
There's like, what the fuck thestory is? I have no idea.
Is it good? Yes? Literally, just like racing and fucking explosions
and crazy shit all the time,and it's so cool, so dope,
it's like it For those of youwho don't know, Mad Max is basically
(30:30):
about like an apocalypse where the worldends and the world is basically all this
big old desert e type area andit's all like raiders and bandits and all
they care about is their cars ingasoline to get around. So everyone's just
fucking ripping around on these like wicked, moded out like bandit cars like chainsaws
(30:53):
and fucking flamethrowers and ship on them. And this is them fighting across cars
and it is so fucking cool.Like there's one in in Fury Road.
It's this giant truck and it hasmassive speakers on it, and it's like
a war truck. And they havethis dude in a red jumpsuit attached the
bungee strings and he's just fucking rippinga double headed guitar the entire movie attached
(31:15):
to these bungee strings on a giantfucking speaker car. And it is just
the coolest fucking thing ever, Likeevery young boy's wet dream to just see
like explosions, really cool cars andjust rock out. Yeah. Yeah,
It's like whenever he's not on thescreen, you can barely hear the music
in the background, but when yousee him in the background, you can
fucking hear, Like the dude itis. It is so fucking cool.
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That's one thing I used to thinkabout a lot when I was younger,
was like the end of the worldin apocalypse scenarios, Like what I would
remember when twenty twelve the movie cameout as a kid watching that, being
like, oh, I never actuallysaw that one. What I remember seeing
the billboards though, when I wasyounger, when it was like twenty eleven,
I remember seeing the billboards everywhere.It was like May twenty twelve,
May twenty twelve, May twenty twelve, World's gonna end, The world's gonna
end, seek help from God,blah blah blah blah blah. I was
(32:00):
like, uh yeah, I waslike, no fucking way. I was
like, nah, that ain't happening. Wasn't that the mind calendar? I
think like they're they're a prediction onwho when the end of the world was
going to be? Yeah, MarianElander World Everything. Mind scholars stated that
no classic mind accounts forecast impending doom, and the idea that long count calendar
(32:24):
ends in twenty twelve misrepresented mind historyand culture. Astronomers rejected the various proposed
doomsday scenarios of pseudoscience, having beenrefuted by elementary astronomical observations. So just
complete fucking bullshit, I guess,just complete fucking bishit bright. I don't
know. I ate that shit up, kid. I was like, world
ends. I'm like, I'm stealinga car, I'm going north, I'm
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finding guns, and I'm running afarm. I was like, twelve,
yeah, so how I was goingto do that? No fucking idea.
But I thought I was, well, well, there's a will there's a
way I was fucking prepped for thewild is Away. Yeah, lifelines away
right in this All right, weare wrapping up this. We are coming
up to the time now, sowe will be wrapping up this episode.
(33:07):
But thank you everyone so much forlistening to this episode of Dumby Delicious for
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What was I'm gonna say? I'mgonna say one more thing top of
all that. Oh yeah, downloadthe episode if you can. That'd be
super dope. Best way to supportus. Download the episode. I mean,
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I mean, don't download the episode. Don't download the episode. You
want to see us oiled up inDaisy Duke, send a speed Yeah yeah,
just hit eighty so we can storeeighty. What was the eighties tier
again? Eighty was just oiled up? But yeah, no more than eighty.
But I'll just don't because then wedon't have to get to the fucking
tier, and then that'd be great. I don't want to oil up,
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to be honest. I mean,it'd be cool, but not for the
internet, you know. I feellike it'd be nice to appreciate myself,
but not for anybody else to seeever at any point, no matter what.
So please don't get the episode toeighty darlolds, I beg you,
Yeah, yeah, I know,I just don't. Just the one time,
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we just don't don't download the episode. Actually that's cool. But thank
you everyone so much for listening,and we shall catch you in the next
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