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November 27, 2023 • 24 mins
In this episode of Dumb and Delicious, Jack claims his reigns for this week in a solo episode. Gaetano has been a little extra busy with balancing everything right now. But don't worry, with all of these events and memories comes more content for you next week! Enjoy this episode with Jack and let us know you're thoughts via Instagram on what your ideal place to live is in the future. Enjoy the episode!

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(00:01):
All right, hello everyone, andwelcome back to another episode of Dumb Delicious,
your podcast hosted by Guitana Pterritory JackHamilton. I am Jack Hamilton,
and Guitana is not here today becauseof schedule overlaps, and we were trying
to record last Thursday, but Iwas working on the projects. We couldn't
make it, so I was like, hey, you know what, man,
I'll post a solo episode. Andthis is take three of me trying

(00:25):
to do this because I cannot stayfocused at all. I literally recorded probably
about two five minute seven minute episodeso far where my brain just went fucking
a wire. So I don't knowwhat I think. I'm just sweating like
crazy. It's hot in my room. I haven't done a solo episode in

(00:46):
a while, and initially I'm notgonna lie. I had no idea what
to talk about it, so Iwas like, I'll just press the record
button and go with it and seewhat happens. And I'll tell you that
wasn't a good idea. But Ilanded on a track that I did,
like, so we're gonna go andwe're going into gus that and I'm going
to have like a solid idea ofwhere to start with, and then I'll
probably spin it into my own thingafterwards and you'll probably be able to tell

(01:07):
where I go off the rails.Anyways, back to the typical podcast thing.
Quick checking with myself. I'm doingokay. School's coming up, like
the end of school's coming up,so shit's getting pretty intense, getting pretty
heavy, and just taking it dayby day, step by step. Working
on a group project right now.It is due in twelve hours and no

(01:33):
or not nobody. The one partnerthat I'm working with, some random person
that my professor put me with becausemy lazy ass didn't go to the group
making meeting or whatever, so thatwas my mistake. But my partner has
yet to even do anything for theassignment. So I'm debating just posting or
not posting, submitting whatever I didon my own and just seeing what happens

(01:57):
because I'm getting a little scared.But I'm also not doing the rest of
these and by myself because I'm gonnabe up until four o'clock in the morning
and I don't want to do that. It's also ten PM right now,
it's pretty late. I've been doinghomework all day. I've done my component
I've done everything for the day.Actually, I do have a little bit
of a calculus assignment left to do, which I just remembered about, and
I'm very sad, but I'll figurethat out after the episode. Anyways,

(02:23):
I posted something on my story toask questions, where it was like,
anyone have any ideas of what Ishould talk about? But due to poor
planning and being very lazy, Icompletely forgot to do that until about thirty
minutes ago before I started recording.So I only have two responses, and
first one is from Farzana, whereshe is asking me if I should do
a UTM edition, or asked ifI could do a UTM edition because I

(02:45):
was like, what topics should Ido? And to be honest, I
don't really know what I would includea UTM edition because I don't really do
anything interesting on campus. The peopleI hang out with are fucking weirdos in
like the best fucking way possible.I love them, They're all amazing.
We spend most of our time justchatting shit and just talking about completely just

(03:06):
fucking stupid things. So don't reallynot really sure I could spin that to
an episode. I think if Idid a UTM episode, it'd probably turn
more into like a funny moment's compilation, because that's really the only way to
describe my social circle at UTM.And then I agrieve. I asked if
I should, if I could releasea cut episode, and I do not

(03:28):
think that's a good idea, becausethe cut episodes are cut for a reason,
whether that's Gitana and I got toohammered and nothing was coherent, it
was boring as fuck, or justdidn't really make sense and it was just
not quality, not a quality episode. So cut episodes are cut for a
reason. Sorry about that one.Maybe one day, I feel like,
maybe one day Guy and I cango back and like take clips of like

(03:51):
all the cut episodes and be like, I don't know, like like a
Bloopers episode maybe, but I feellike that would do better as a you
Tube video. But we don't reallytake video components of the podcast. I
mean, we're like we typically haveeach other on a like we hop on
like our cameras, our webcams whatever, I don't know, turn on the

(04:12):
FaceTime or something like that, exceptthrough discord. I don't. I'm blanking.
I'm blanking right now. My brainis so cooked from doing homework all
day, so I just do nothave the mental capacity for any of that
right now, but yeah, youknow what I mean. Anyways, I'm
fallowing. I'm already going off therails, like I said earlier. So
I initially I was going to discussabout discuss about talk about my ideas of

(04:35):
this naturalist lifestyle that I've been obsessedwith for about two weeks now. And
I know I don't mean naturalists asin like eating plants and moss to cure
sickness and living in a mud hutin the middle of nowhere. I mean
like, you know, living inAlaska, living in Montana, uh,
hunting, living on a ranch,that just, I don't know, not

(04:55):
being better way to put it,being separated from like the whole urban city
lifestyle, because I just I don'tknow. The whole city thing is just
it ain't for me. It ain'tfor me. I don't know. When
I grow up and when I makelike when when I make money, I'm
probably gonna want to live in aranch in the middle of nowhere where I
can just do my thing because thatseems more interesting than living in a stinky

(05:17):
city with city stink and ambulances andcop cars and people screaming all the time
and robberies and just you know what, none of that sounds good to you,
I'm sure, so now you seewhere I'm coming from. Anyways,
what I originally I was talking aboutin the last cut, or what I
started to talk about, was JoeRogan podcast that I listened to and his

(05:39):
episode thirteen ninety five with Glenn Villanu. I highly recommend listening to it.
It's three hours and twelve minutes long, and it's basically about this guy who
when he was thirteen quit school ordropped out of school. I don't know
if you can call that dropping outwhen you're thirteen, whatever you want to
call that. I just realized Idon't have any water and my mouth is
going to be so dry by theend of this episode, so I might

(06:00):
take a water break. But youguys won't know because hopefully my sick editing
skills will be good enough for youto not build a tell because guy Tano's
not editing this episode. I am, and I suck at editing, so
we'll find out. Anyways, thisepisode of the glenn Ville News about this
guy is thirteen years old, droppedout of school, and he started living
like just living his own way.He wanted to do life his way,

(06:23):
so like he was like hiking acrossdifferent states, going on trips through like
mountains and trails, all like asuper young age, all on his own,
and would just fuck it up,you know, get out there,
get in the wild and just enjoyit. And I was always like the
one thing I missed the most becauseI I used to live in London,
Ontario growing up, and it wasn'treally too developed back then, so those

(06:44):
are just like forests everywhere, andI spent my entire childhood riding around in
forest, catching frogs, building treefor its building forts out in the forest,
trying to catch fish with my handsand streams. There's actually this,
really I completely forgot about it untilnow there's this really cool place in the
forest near my house where it waslike. And I'm sure none of my

(07:05):
buddies from London that I grew upwith are even aware that I have a
podcast. I don't really keep intouch with them anymore, like I follow
them on Instagram, so they probablysee me advertising in my story. But
Ben and Christian where my home isway back in the day and we live
in the same neighborhood and we usedalways go in the forest and there was
this one really cool area where itwas like you'd go down through the forest

(07:26):
and you'd have typical foresty things,and then there's like one area in like
deep deep in the forest where it'slike open plains, and it was like
this massive tree in the middle ofthe like huge, absolutely monster tree in
the middle of these plains in themiddle of a forest, which is like
super odd. I don't know ifI'm just like if it's like childhood scaling,

(07:49):
because like nobody you're like younger andyou're like, oh my god,
chicken nuggets are huge, and thenyou go get chicken nuggets now and you're
like, what the fuck, whyare they so tiny? You know what
I mean. I don't know,like one of those one of those deals.
But I remember it being super cool. And there was always like wild
cats that I hung out around there. And I don't mean like wild cats
and wild house cats, I meanlike bobcats and stuff or like I don't
know if it is bobcats, justlike bigger wild cats and you see coyotes

(08:13):
there all the time. It wasjust like, I don't know, animals
used to always hang out around thestreet and it was just super odd.
What am I talking about? Ohyeah, so now this is the part
where I'm getting off getting off therails, because this wasn't originally in the
plot points I wanted to discuss.Anyways, I've always like missed that because

(08:35):
I loved it so much when Iwas younger and living in like the GTA.
Now it's kind of like I don'treally have access to that anymore,
and if I could, i'd fuckingoh my god, I'd spend so much
time out in the forest still,Like whenever ID go with my cottage,
I love going out on walks throughdifferent trails and stuff and just spending time
just outside and doing that sort ofthing, Like whenever I met like my

(08:56):
grandparents have a farm not too farfrom my cottage. Out of the back
of their lot. It's like superdeep force. So literally every time I
go to my grandparents place for dinner, before dinner or right after dinner something,
I'll always hop on the ETV withlike my brother and my cousin or
something, and we'll fly out tothe back of the lot and bring like
hunting knife and a water bottle orwhatever. And she's like, I don't
know, go out and just wanderaround the forest and enjoy the natural beauty

(09:20):
of the planet. I guess.So this guy basically has been doing that
his entire life, and like Ijust I love the idea of it.
So everyone gets YouTube Like I'm everyoneknows I mentioned multiple times I'm not a
TikTok guy. I get a lotof YouTube shorts, big YouTube shorts,
guy make fun of me, whateverthe fuck you want. And I get
a lot of Joe Rogan shorts,And I always see shorts of like this

(09:41):
one guy, the guy Glenn Villanu, talking about all the crazy shit he's
done, living so far disconnected fromlike cities and like developed areas, and
it's like, holy shit. SoI went back I listened to it.
I'm like, this is like everythingI would love to try and do,
although I know city boy, I'dprobably get fucking and absolutely dumpstered by a

(10:01):
black bear or something out in themiddle of the forest. But yeah,
just the idea of it's so cool. And he just talks about like how
he lives, like I think it'slike seventy miles from the nearest road in
going out into Alaskan Alaskan forest,Alaskan Alaskan wild and just like all the
crazy shit he's done, like helives. He was telling the story about

(10:24):
how he actually has beef with likea pack of wolves near his place,
and how like one time he wasout ice fishing and he saw like a
pack of like the pack of thewolves that he was beefing with or whatever,
and there's like twenty of them andthey're like crossing his frozen lake and
they start coming at him. Sohe's like sprinting back to his cottage where
his cabin or whatever, and hegrabs his rifle and he's like shooting off
at them as they're like running towardshis cabin. And it's like, what

(10:48):
the fuck, I'm not talking aboutthe idea of natural's lifestyles me shooting wolves.
No, just like the just thecrazy, crazy stories. And this
guy talks about like hunting a huntingcare and moose and all that, and
he's like yeah, he's like whenyou hunt something that big up there,
it's like none of it goes towaste. And because everything is like so
I don't know how to say it, like clean and natural out there.

(11:09):
It's like you can literally consume everysingle aspect of like Big Game, and
he's like he's even talked about likeeating the stomach contents of Big Game because
it's it's natural and fresh and clean. It's like you can eat it because
like you're gonna eat you, ifyou're gonna eat the moose, why not
eat what the moose eat. Hedoesn't do it for fun, but in

(11:31):
a survival situation he has done that, which is like, I'm not saying
that it's what I want to do, but just hearing about that stuff is
it's so fucking fascinating. And Idon't know, like I've always I always
wanted to kind of like build orbuild a cabin or build like a little
little cottage up in the middle oflike but fuck nowhere and just do my

(11:54):
do my own thing, although Ifeel like the idea of it is better
than what would actually be in practice, But just I don't know that I
find that stuff absolutely fascinating and anotherlike big idea. I feel like this
this episode's probably gonna be me talkingabout my like sixty year old or fifty

(12:18):
year old Jack fantasies of like mewanting to be a cowboy or live in
the fucking Arctic hunting polar bears orI don't know. And I also didn't
just say cowboy for no reason,And that's the next thing I'm about to
talk about. I've had like theseideas where it's like if when I get
old, when I hit like fiftyyears old, or if I just cannot

(12:41):
manage to make it in any aspectof my life, Like, there's are
like three routes I want to take. The first one was that that Alaska
naturalist route, because that would bepretty cool, although I do not think
it's the most doable, the mostviable. The second one, and if
if you're from UTM, you've definitelyheard me talking about this one quite a
bit. Is my my cowboy mycowboy dream. So Okay, this is

(13:07):
gonna sound so bad, but Ido not know how to say it,
and it's gonna just sound not good. Segueing of what I just said about
my cowboy dream. But I waslistening to another Joe Rugan podcast and they're
basically talking about the history of Texasbecause Joe were going like, oh,
it's Texas so awesome. He's likehe just found he just learned about the
history of it. And I'm like, what do you mean history of Texas.

(13:28):
So I researched myself the history ofTexas between the war between like the
natives on Texas, like the nativesof Ford, Texas established on that land,
the Comanches and the Texas Rangers likegoing to war and fighting over the
land. And I was like,holy shit, that is fucking crazy.
And then I started watching a fewshows about cowboys and all that kind of

(13:50):
stuff, and then I was like, no, what else be really cool?
Like okay, okay, pause fora sec. Not doing all that
that's not cool. What's cool isowning a ranch, like I said earlier,
in like Montana or something, becauselike I don't know, like I
said before, just not wanting tobe connected to cities. Oh no,
not not wanting to be connected,but being distep from cities is kind of

(14:11):
like what I want to what Iwant to go for. I don't really
want to be your too developed areas. I kind of like I like natural
I like free space. I likeall the land I can get, and
just doing doing my own thing faraway from everybody else is kind of what
I'm going for. I know thatdoesn't it doesn't necessarily sound too good,
you know, talking about getting onthe land I can get and being far
away from everyone sounds like some somesome psychopath thing, but it's like,

(14:33):
you know what I mean, justlike living far away self sustaining on not
on my own obviously with family,with the career where I'm going to be
working nearby. I want to becomea doctor, so a hospital nearby,
but like ideally emergency medicine at likeat like a local, local, little

(14:54):
clinic or something, you know whatI mean, in the middle of nowhere.
That seems ideal to me. That'sthe kind of lifestyle I mean.
And uh before, when I wasyounger, I was always like, I
want to buy all these cars,I want to live in a penthouse and
a big city and all that crazystuff. And it's just that is just
not that is not what I madefor Anyways. Anyways, back to my
ideas of what I wanna, whatmy lifestyle is hopefully gonna look like when

(15:16):
I'm when I uh, you know, when I make it. But yeah,
I know, those just looking forlike a I don't know why,
just the idea of living on aranch in Montana is the coolest fucking,
coolest fucking thing in the planet tome. We're living in the middle of
nowhere, Alaska. But that involveshaving money of sorts, and if I

(15:37):
cannot even get money, then Idon't know how the fuck I'm gonna do
that. So then I was thinking, I don't know who. I think
I might have been sitting with.Who's I sitting with? I think I
was sitting with. I think Iwas actually sitting with Garsannah when when I
was talking about this, if literallynothing goes according to plan, I always
thought about opening like a like afarm would be pretty dope. And when

(16:00):
I say own a ranch in Montana, I don't mean run a farm and
be a doctor. I mean like, just have that large property where I
can camp on my own property,hunt on my own property, maybe have
like a couple sheep or something.Honestly, I don't know, but if

(16:22):
it's the farming route, I alwayslike the ideal was like go to like
New Zealand or something just like veryvery far away, although I don't know
if that's realistic at all or not. I don't know what's required to just
pack up and move to another countryand start a farm there, although someone
did was raining on my parade,telling me that they passed some laws of
New Zealand that it's like ruined thefarming industry there. And I don't mean
like I don't want to have likean massive industrial agriculture farm where I'm growing

(16:49):
kilometers and kilometers of soybeans and sellingthem like that's not That's not what I'm
looking for. I'm talking twelve chickens, four cows, three sheep, two
pigs, and maybe a goat iswhat I'm going for, and then a
dog or five dogs. I thinkI'm just super delusional, but just let

(17:12):
me let me cook here for aminute. Okay. New Zealand is also
conveniently where the greatest trilogy in historywas recorded. And if you don't know
what I'm talking about, stop listeningto this episode. I'm joking you should
download the episode. The greatest trilogyI'm talking about is Lord of the Rings.
And I don't care who I amengaged to. I don't know what

(17:36):
their idea of a honeymoon is,but my idea of a perfect honeymoon is
doing the Lord of the Rings tourin New Zealand. So I'm going to
be going at some point, whetherthat's me opening up my farm there or
going on that tour. When Iget married, and I force my significant
other to tag along on this journeythrough the Middle Earth after we're married.

(17:59):
Anyways, it's kind of crazy,how like I went from wanting to become
an astronaut and wanting to be frozenfor like the next one thousand years and
set into space and then be foundby aliens too, wanting to just have
to settle on a farm and raisesheep, or live on a ranch in
Montana or live in the middle ofnowhere Alaska. I don't know that stuff.

(18:21):
It's always it's always just fascinated me. And I feel like that definitely
tells some sort of like or itdoesn't tell, but like it kind of
like shows what kind of mental Ihave going on, you know what I
mean. I don't know. Ithink it's just me looking for something more
than what I'm currently doing. Becausethe school is awesome, and I want
to become a doctor and I'm goingto stop at nothing to become a doctor.

(18:45):
And I everyone I know, ifyou're one of my friends, if
you know me at all, youknow that I'm not going to stop at
nothing to become a doctor. Imay lose track of my goals every once
in a while lose track of myvision if I just get down to the
dumps. But at the end ofthe day, I know what's what I
want, and I'm gonna I'm gonnaget there no matter what. But just

(19:07):
I don't know, I feel likejust getting out there and just trying something
new entirely is what I'm looking for, and I don't I think that's something
I'm gonna try and visit when Igraduate. Uh Because so I don't know
if I've explained it on the podcastbefore, But Okay, now we're gonna
officially move past my future fantasies becauseI feel like you've had enough of that
bullshit and we're gonna go back backto the classic Jack. I actually sat

(19:33):
down with my parents on Toulango andlaid out like the next two year planing
for me getting into med school andhow that's gonna go down, And a
lot part of that involves me skippingthe current application period, which is already
passed, and applying next cycle.So I'm gonna graduate, this is my
last year of schooling. I'm gonnabe done in April. I'm gonna graduate
in June, and the next cycleis until next October and then I have

(19:53):
to take a full year until I'llactually start med school when I get in.
So I'm going to have like abouta year and a half off where
I'm not actually going to be actuallyjust over a year, I think,
where I'm not going to be inschool, and I'm going to try and
work full time. I'm going totry and find research positions and volunteering.
I'm trying to work on different publications. It's just it's part of my plan.

(20:15):
I think I maybe discussed it,but if I haven't, that's kind
of like a short, short termthing. And during that time, I
also want to try and you know, explore, explore the world. I
know everyone does that when they graduate. It's like, oh, I'm going
to go on a world tour.I'm going to backpack youre ouh blah blah
blah. And I'm not sorry thatvoice sounds like I was making fun of
her, mocking. I'm not.That is something I would also love to
do, so part of me,I think getting out there and seeing the

(20:38):
world and experiencing something new is goingto come after graduations, and it's kind
of it's I'm very excited for it. I don't know what I'm going to
do yet. I'm going to dosomething, and I'm going to not do
it by myself. I'm gonna bringmy brother, I'm gonna bring you know,
maybe friends, my cousins, maybe, who knows. I'll I'll figure

(20:59):
it out when I get there.But I was actually talking with my friends
and we were just talking. Iliterally basically discussed everything I've said in the
past twenty minutes about my future andall these ideas I have, and they
said something that actually kind of spookedme, and it was, well,
what if you do all that andyou really enjoy it and you don't want
to come back. It's like,at that point, what's the decision you

(21:22):
make? You know what I mean? And I feel like that's not something
I can actually answer right now.And I feel like that's not something a
lot of people can just answer spontaneously, because what do you do if you
get to that point You've done allthis to achieve your goal and now you're
taking You're still working towards it,but you're taking a little detour for three
four months to go and try somethingnew. And it's like, if you

(21:45):
really like that something new, likewhat happens if you just stick with it.
Like what if I end up likeone of the dudes who goes spearfishing
in Bally and like catches fish andtrades it to locals for other fish and
lives in a houseboat. I don'tknow, I think honestly, I think
I've flown so far off the tracksof this episode that I'm just gonna try

(22:07):
and spin everything I said into aconclusion and wrap it up. So yeah,
I don't know. They mentioned thatI should or not that I should,
but if that is something that wouldhappen, like what would I do
it? And to be honest,I'm not quite sure what I would do.
I think I think i'd tried fora little while, because the credentials
you have for med school are prettymuch not permanent, but they're what's the

(22:32):
word I'm looking for, not relative, not valuable. They are valid for
like I think, like your mcat'sscore can be like valid for like three
years, and your your education canbe valid for like seven or something like
that. I don't know, butit can last a while. So I
think I think if I disappear oneday, I'm probably in Bally spearfishing.
I'm in Alaska hunting bears. OrCaribou, or I'm living out my cowboy

(22:57):
dream in Montana on a ranch somewhere, or I'm in New Zealand raising my
sheep. Anyways, I'm just gonnacall it wraps there because this has been
an absolute fucking chaotic episode of mymind just blowing up into a microphone for
probably about twenty three minutes and twentythree seconds. So why you might not

(23:18):
see the twenty three minute twenty threeseconds, I'm gonna chop it up,
you know, do some hard coreediting skills to get this out there and
make it as beautiful for your ears. Hopefully. All right, I'm gonna
call it. I'm gonna keep ramblingon anyways. Thank you all for listening
to another episode of Dumb and Delicioussolo episode by Jack. Hopefully you didn't
misguid too much. I know Idefinitely did. I don't really know the

(23:41):
whole segment about what platforms we're on. I'm gonna sell myself out right now
and say that, so I'm gonnatake a solid attempt at getting them out
there. If you haven't hurt usanywhere else and wherever you're listening to us
right now, you can check usout on the following platforms, Spotify,
iHeartRadio, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud,Podchaser, podcast Addict, and geo Savon

(24:08):
Geosovin. I don't know hopefully thatwas good enough, but I know for
sure my part. And if youhaven't caught us on any of our social
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(24:30):
answer, or any criticism to makethis a better experience for you guys.
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