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(00:00):
Welcome everyone back to another episode ofDumb and Delicious, the podcast hosted by
Guy Tango, Paratori and Jack Hamilton. My name is Guy Tano, my
name is Jack Hamilton. We areback, ladies and gentlemen. It has
been three long dry weeks, butwe are back together. Like the Power
Rangers combining into one entity. Thebrains are back. There's no more half

(00:25):
brains. It's just strictly, strictlycontinuous fuckery. That's what we'll do.
We are strictly continuous fuckery. Yes, yeah, nough. Let's start off
with a check in, Jack,how are you doing today? I usually
so, I okay, I'm doingexactly what I was about to talk about.
Every time we do check ins,I usually end up going off on

(00:45):
a fucking rant about something. SoI'm gonna try and no longer do that.
I'm gonna try and keep my checkins more short and sweet. So
we can not have a fifteen minutelong Jack check in, So as of
this day forward and I'll probably forgetby next week. Shorter Jack checkens.
So can you ask again to kindof like restart this? Yeah, let

(01:07):
us check in with each other.Jack, my good man, my my
cherry on the tree. How areyou doing today? It's a completely fucking
blanked It's just like sitting there andI was like, I think, what's

(01:29):
something I could say? It's likea new check in. If I'm gonna
you guys can't see this, I'mgonna I'm just gonna keep that though,
I'm gonna edit that and just keepthat fucking ten second gap of just nothing
and just see Jack's face just nothingwas working. His entire body froze and
I could like even the monkey andhis brain with the tambourines, nothing was

(01:51):
moving, it seems. I waslike, uh uh, anyways, let's
start. Okay, I'll ask itagain, just keep just for the continuation,
Jack, how are you doing?I am good? I am good.
I had written my first exam wasquite tough, but that is now

(02:12):
in the past. I have twomore exams coming with the future a week
until then. So like right heretoday, right now, I feel great.
How about you, guys? Ifeel good? Is It's been a
long day. I I was onset today, which is excellent, fantastic.
I was working with r J andsome of his buddies. Actually again,

(02:35):
shout out to r J and thecrew. Yep, we had uh.
I had our j on the podcasta few weeks back. But yeah,
a lot, a lot of fuckingfun. Always a pleasure working with
them. They're also talented. Igot to meet new people, which is
even better. And yeah, justlike overall, fuck people were dope and

(02:57):
uh, I couldn't have asked fora better group people to work with.
So yeah, specifically shout out toJoshua Bernault, the director, first ad
Hashim Zia, gaffer Christopher Fernandez,and producer doping producer r J Camp,
camera operator Mahan Punia. First ac Kia Mozafari, grip Nico l Khaladay

(03:23):
BTS was by the classic Elliott Stickle, and then my co star Helena uh
Cuchetta Cuchutta. I don't know ifI'm pronouncing that right, but yeah,
so that was the official shout out. I'm doing good, though a little
tired, but it's okay. I'mjust very excited to be recording, uh
finally back together after our fucked upschedules and shit, yeah, Christmas season

(03:45):
is upon us. Yeah, Christmasseason. My mom decorated before December first,
so I was a little choked aboutthat. I'm not gonna lie.
You decorate on December first, that'swhat happens, not on November. I
agree, just like you you startlistening to Christmas US like on December first
at twelve am, not anytime off. It's like, why, like,
why would you celebrate New Years onDecember twenty sixth when it's in January?

(04:09):
Why would you celebrate celebrate celebratellos Celevemberif it's not until the end of December.
Yeah, I really want to talk. Okay, what's what's like the
things that people do. It's likeit's like you ever see it like the
typical like drinking because we have alot of talk about this episode in like
the typical drinking podcast where it's like, let's talk about last night. Let's

(04:30):
fucking talk about last night, dude, Yeah, let's talk about last night.
That was fucking awesome. Hey,okay, awesome, b second half
of the night. What the fuckon your end? But we'll get there,
we'll get there. Long the storyshort for context to begin this story,
Jack, Noah, Thomas, Laura, Natalie, am I missing anybody?
No, it's just us right inTrent too. In Trend, we
met up with a trimming up withus later downtown, we all went downtown

(04:54):
to Grayson Mally's and they or wasa band playing what was the a band
called again Signal Hill, Signal Hill. They were fantastic. They basically played
a bunch of classic rock songs,big just popular song classic rock rock,
maybe the little rock and roll anyways, pop and uh. They did covers
for it for the songs, andthey're just fucking awesome. It's also a

(05:16):
great group of people to be around. I was making friends with people that
I've never met, just a simplelike like dab up, putting your arm
around someone shoulder, and then whenyou started dancing like a bunch of dies
together, it was it was beastyeah with the red fucking oh please,
oh my god. We as Wehave photos and videos from last night that
we will also post for this upcomingpodcast. Did you get the pictures from

(05:41):
Noah? I did not know.I sent them to know. I'll send
them to you too. But yeah, I also got a good fucking picture
of you with two bottles in yourmouth, which is I think that is
beautiful, beautifully composed, composed.But yeah, so what the fuck happened
last Okay? I think the startis like initially so that was on Friday

(06:03):
night, and I was like,I'm not gonna work out Friday. I'm
not in the mood. Yeah,And then so my parents are taken off
to I mean, it's no longersurprise anymore, and I do my uncle
listens to my podcast. But myuncle's birthdays today, so they're having to
get together for him. But theylive in Connecticut. So my parents are
gone for the weekend to the US, and I was like, I'm tired.
I don't want to go out.I'm just chilling Friday. And then

(06:26):
I heard Sorry, I was studyingall week for my exam. So let's
quick backstory, sitting away for myexam. My exam on Thursday, and
I'm like fucking dead. And Ifind out on Thursdays signal Hill is coming
to play on Saturday or on Fridaynight. Sorry, and I'm like,
what the fuck if I work Saturday, I'm not people to do it.
Last minute, got in touch withwork, moved the shifts. It also
allows me some more time to studyfor my exam, which is also in

(06:48):
another reason why I moved it,but also know the benefit could go out,
so I didn't want to go out. And then Dad leaves. His
mom left in the morning, andI'm like, hey, you know what,
I am going to go to thegym because we're going out tonight.
So I go to the gym andwe're down there and I'm like getting ready.
I'm doing my getting quick quick pushday in and then right for him
about to leave, run into Guitanodown there. And that's after me saying

(07:11):
I was gonna work out that daybecause I was like, I don't want
to, and I was like,oh my god, it's going the hill
today. I gotta get in themovie to get the blood pumping, gotta
get the energy. So I'm gonnago to the gym. I don't want
to. I should take a restday, but I'll go and I'll keep
it light. Run into Guy Tanothere. That was like encounter of the
year because two great things happened rightthere. That was a put guy Tana
on sick coming downtown signal Hill andb ran into some fucking guy at our

(07:33):
gym one night. We're talking aboutgetting on yours, so we we're talking
about Galen Creatine and then this guyjust cuts us off and goes, nah,
man, it's all about trend.It's all about testing trend bro.
I think he was like he wasjust like he was just trolling around because
at the end he was like,no, I don't actually get on any
of that stuff. He was like, I used to get trained by a

(07:54):
mister X, mister Olympia back inthe days. Olympia he used to be
on trending a few different roids.Uh was massive. This is that it
was like peak condition. But thenhe's talking about how like nowadays that he's
in his forties, it's absolutely notworth it, Like it wasn't worth it,
like in the moment was great,but yeah, it's like my joints,
her everything aches, like trust me, it's it's really not worth it

(08:16):
kind of thing. And he waslike, if I could go back and
be like you guys, He's like, maybe I'll just do test and I
was like, maybe I just dotests. And then he goes off to
say like Jack's like, oh,yeah, well, isn't your you know
he puts Jack puts his picking upagain in your things shrink and he goes,
oh no, man, everything growsand then and then we laughed,
and then he continued and he continuedon to say, yeah, man,
she got a popa Viagara and youwill be going on it like an Amazonian.

(08:41):
That was so fucking funny, dude, it was so out of the
blue. Man, we've never metthis guy. I completely forgot about that
until I'm explaining what happened at thegym, and I'm like, something also
happened after Noah walked away? Doesn'tyour thing shrink? And he goes,
No, man, everything grows,everything grows. Those so fucking funny that

(09:01):
killed me. So we got Iwas like, oh, but I'm going
out to you know, grabb dinnerwith a friend tonight, and I was
like, ash it. So liketiming was lining up, timing was lining
up, and then like we weresupposed to go on eight o'clock train.
At seven thirty train, the starsaligned, like seven thirty, the stars
aligned, figured out rides, figuredout who was bringing drinks where, and
we all hit the go train andwe were fucking hammered by the time we

(09:22):
were on the goat train hammered already. Oh. I walked onto that go
train sober as fuck, and withinfifty two minutes I killed two bottles of
sodu and a white claw. Yeah, the flask has been going crazy recently,
and I was I was just Iwas just in the pocket and then
come getting to Grase and Alleys andthen probably ripping, Yeah, four to

(09:43):
five drinks. One of them wasa double. Oh my goodness, man,
it was. It was a timeand a half and then oh my
god, and then shit goes down. So there's something I might I kind
of want to talk about that happenedthis night on the podcast, But I
don't know if I rip it,I don't know if I I mean,
we're gonna get through it. I'llmention it. I'll mention it when we
get to it. So we pullin the bar and I'm like, so

(10:07):
covers at nine o'clock. We goton the eight o'clock trains, a ten
minute walk communion, but the banddoesn't start until ten. Oh that's why
it took so fucking long. Yeah, So we were getting some drinks.
We were just like puttsing around thebar, you know, doing our thing.
No, and I go to thebathroom downstairs and we run into these
like this gang of dudes down there, and you know, everyone's exchange names,
everyone's got their own beer in thebathroom. We're like, what the

(10:28):
fuck are we bringing our drinks tothe bathroom. Yeah, and you know
what it is, casual drunk guystuff. Everyone's every dude you meet is
just your best friend if you evenspeak to them. So all the guys
are like, oh my god,bro, bro, this bro that,
bro, this brother that, andwe were just like shooting the ship.
Anyways, this one we met thisone guy and he was just like fucking
lighting it up the entire night.He was so funny. But some of

(10:50):
the ship this guy was saying wasfucking ridiculous. Dude, Oh my,
I have never like you ever liketalk to someone and you just boy Chad
just like but also like, Idon't know, like looks like he could
have manners, but it is anabsolute animal and it's like, okay,
what in disbelief of the the thewords that he is compiling into sentences right

(11:11):
now, like that ship coming outof this dude's mouth. Very nice guys,
they're funny, very friendly, butthe ship this guy is saying is
fucking ridiculous. Anyways, Signal Hillgets on and just immediately everyone just hit
starts the fucking boogie. Dude.Everybody's dancing, tearing it up. That
was fun. Thomas was tearing up. I should path Natalie, not path

(11:37):
Natalie. Natalie and Laura are alsofucking busting a mo dude. That's like,
I don't know, going out toa bar is fun, but going
out drinking and then actually dancing it'slike nothing. Nothing especially just like a
good group. Yeah, so weall like there's like so many food plays
we wanted to hit. We definitelytalked about Rudi's before on the podcast.

(11:58):
Right, Oh my gosh, man, every time I've been there, I've
been drunk, but every time itis the best smash burger I've ever had.
I'm not exaggerating. It's so fuckinggood, and I don't I forget
sometimes how good it is until yourlips actually ten taste the meat and you
go, what the fuck? Ididn't know God was cooking today. I

(12:18):
want to go so b and seeif it's as good or do I not
want to ruin it? It probablyis still pretty good. I don't know.
Personally I would be down, butI'd rather probably just stick. I
would probably you know what, I'mgonna stick to it as a drunkard.
That's it. I don't think itjust sticks to it. It's a drunk
thing because it's expensive, saying thatthe only way you can warrant spending that
much money on a hamburger is beingfucking hammered. Yes, and it takes

(12:41):
um like three minutes to make,and they're fucking charging so much, but
oh my, it is so fuckinggood. Anyways, people have to go
Rudi's because it's just up the road. Go to Rudy's up with us.
We fucking devour our burgers, andI'm not gonna lie. It's kind of
very blurry after that, I remembereating, and then the rest of the

(13:01):
night, dude, I remember gettingback to Grace Grace lin Ailey's and just
went to the bar, two beers, one in the hand, one in
the pocket, right to the dancefloor and just I don't remember much.
I remember at one point for therest of the night, you were you
had you looked like you were uhwhat is it called dual wield and like
cod and you have like two guns. You had both bottles like boom boom,

(13:22):
And that's where I got the picture. I think of you putting both
bottles in your mouth as if you'rechugging, And then my head I can
just hear repeatedly the echoing voice ofyou, just saying the mountains are calling,
the mountains are calling, the Bluemountains calling. Yeah, I'm not
gonna lie. I've you go outlike and you get drunk right like you
can be You can be drunk andhave a good time. Like when you

(13:43):
get in the pocket, bro,that's when you have Like the night I
was in the pocket from like ninepm until two o'clock in the morning.
Dude, that was that's crazy awesome, man. But uh, taking taking
the bus home for me at theend of the night, I was alread
getting a hand over. I waslike, oh fuck, it's hitting me
right now. It's like, uh, I was like suffering. I felt

(14:03):
like death this morning, dude.I felt like ass Yeah. Oh,
I went on I was going,Dude, I went on set. I
went on set. Before I wasall my way to set, I had
to go take a shit. I'mdriving, sorry, by the way,
I wake up. I take aship. This is a side right,
I wake up. I take ashit. It's explosive, you know,
the casual. And then I goto the car. I'm driving the kitchener,

(14:26):
and then I go I go,holy shit, I need to drop
a doochie and I can't fathom goinginto this person's house and taking a poop.
Because the first first location of theday was one of the crew member's
houses because they just needed a placeto shoot this like small scene. And
I'm like, I can't shit inChris's house. So I go to a
subway nearby, crack open the door. The bathroom is freshly clean, they

(14:50):
opened literally twenty minutes ago, andI go, oh, I save my
little prayer toilet paper on the seats, and let's just say, I have
a Shrek like shit and it wasabsolutely diabolical. I felt so bad that
I got out of the bathroom.By the way, this bathroom had no
fan. I get out of thebathroom and it ordered us. Oh my

(15:11):
god. I had a great snacklater. Yeah, man, I was
like, gon, say so,at some point in the night, Guyitano
and I advantaged like split paths.But I don't really recall how I remember
what happened. So what happened wasfrom I remember was I we were getting
Rudy's right, and then uh,we went back to no No. We

(15:37):
had to go find Noah who wasoutside chilling right. He was a little
he was pretty fucked up. AndI remember I remember understatement, dude,
that guy did not know what wasgoing on. I know, I know.
I remember then Natalie Allure and Trennsaying they wanted to go back inside
because it's warmer. I agreed,and I was also just wanted to dance

(16:00):
more so then I head back inside. Right about ten fifteen minutes goes by,
I go check up on the girlsby the bars. That's the last
place I saw them, and Ididn't see them, and I was like,
oh, where the fuck me inthe bathroom and or ten minutes goes
by, still can't find I'm like, okay, whatever. I remember the
last call you said to me wasat Rudy's. I came if you went

(16:22):
a second time, or if youwere just near Rudy's. And so I
was like, okay, cool.So I walked over to Rudy's. Nobody
was there, right, I waslike, oh shit, where did everyone
go? At this point, Iwas like like alone for five minutes.
And then I look across the streetand Noah and Thomas are getting into newber
and I'm like, oh, okay. So I walk over. I'm like
I'm like, yo, you guysgoing home already? And they go,

(16:45):
nah, bro, we're going tohit the strip club. And I'm like,
oh, okay, and they're likelike, do you know what everyone
else is? I'm like, no, I don't like if my voice is
cracking, I'm drunk as shit.I just had Rudy's. My mouth like
smells of grease, and I'm like, I can go back in that malleys.
I could. I could hit thedance floor again. I really could.

(17:07):
But then Thomas goes, you wantto come with us. I look
over my left shoulder when my devilon one. I look over my right
shoulder with the Angel, and they'reboth the yipping and yapper in each other.
So I go, fuck it all. All all consciousness leaves my body,
no any reason out the window,and I was like, yeah,
let's go to the Let's go thestrip club. A get in the uber
drive drive to what they call thebrass Rail. Noah and I take a

(17:32):
little side quest as Thomas goes inby himself, so Noah could eject his
regrets and so his internees could becomeoutwards exactly, and from there we then
he got cleaned up, and thenwe headed inside the Gentleman's Club. Get
into the Gentleman's Club. Thomas waswaiting for us because apparently there was some

(17:53):
fucking stupid rule where if you onlyif it's only one person, they can't
get into the main stage area.You have to have a group people or
something like that. I don't know. So we got there. We walk
in with with Thomas Noah and uh, yeah, and so I say,
we as as I was, meand Tom or me and Noah, and
uh, we're watching the dancers,watching the dances. There is one chick.

(18:15):
I was so fucking ripped on thestage. I'm not gonna lie.
My eyes were going to a littlegaga Google for this woman. And she
was just so treaded in tone.It was unbelievable. Like I was in
awe of her physique more than hertricks and the fact that she was naked,

(18:36):
and she was naked. Yeah,I was reminded mine was. I
was depreciating the physique. I waslike, this is going crazy right now.
If you do, if you gaveher like five grams of Himalayan salt,
God damn, the vascularity would beimmense. Anyways, But yeah,
long story shorts. Uh people peoplegot dances and then we left and then

(18:57):
we got to the instation and thenI got it. We got out of
the car and I was like,shit, I wonder if Jack got my
jacket. So I'm like I calledJack. He's like I'm on the bus.
I'm like, off, we justmissed. It's okay, yeah my
jacket. He goes no. I'mlike, okay, cool. So I
tell Noah and Thomas, hey,I need to go get my jacket at
Grace's and they go okay. I'mlike, calm, we get some wet

(19:18):
get one more round of Rudy orjust some food around Noa Noah. Noah
is so down, but Thomas islike, I really want to go home.
And so I was like, okay, well, you know the bus
is going to be another hour.Within that time, we can go there
and come back. And it's toughtime to get some food. But if
you all want to go home now, like an uber or something more than
welcome to I just gotta go getmy jacket. I got to make sure

(19:38):
I have this stuff. My jacketplus what was inside my jacket was just
a pair of gloves, and honestly, in total, this jacket and gloves
was probably worth an accumulation of likethirty forty bucks, but I didn't care.
I was like, I just wantto get my jacket because I wants
to go, like go through thewhole hassle having to go buy another jackets
and other pair of gloves, etcetera. Yes, so I got my
jacket all the way back. Iremember, on the way there to the

(20:03):
bar, I had like fifteen minutesuntil they closed, so I just I
fucking went Spotify. I put onthe Rocky theme song on repeat, and
I just listened to that for probablyabout ten minutes straight as I walked from
Union Station to Gracis. And itwas the most fucking pump iron pump iron
like Viking primal activity, and Iloved it. I loved every second of

(20:25):
it. Okay, that was basicallymy second part of the night. Though.
What happened with you? Last timeI saw you was outside of Graci's
Noah's in not the good best spotin the world, and the girls and
I just left to go back insideof Gracies. I don't know how long
they were in there, but thatwas what happened. Do you, if
you remember go from there? Idon't remember that at all. Actually,

(20:47):
the last thing I remember doing isgoing to Rudy for the first time,
going back to the bar, entering, turning around, not seeing where anybody
is, going to the bath room. Coming out of the bathroom, still
can't find anybody. Go get anotherbeer from the bar. See the guy
from early that I was talking about, shoot the shit with him for like
ten minutes. Gotta go to thebathroom again because Hamilton's have like notoriously small

(21:11):
bladders. I don't know where anybodyis at this point, but at this
like in my head, I'm like, you know what, fuck it,
They're probably all together, and hey, I'm okay. So I go back
to the bathroom again. And whenI come out of the bathroom, I
run at the trim and I'm like, where the fuck is everybody? And
I was like, and she saidshe doesn't know, she knows where Laura

(21:33):
and Natalie are there dancing. Iwas like, okay, well, let's
go dance. Then, so wego and we started bugging, and I
don't remember much after that. Ihad like another beer in my pocket and
a beer in my hand. Ikilled the one in my hand, put
it in my pocket, reloaded,but as I took the full one out
of the pocket, put the MTone back in the pant pocket cargo pants
the most efficient for pocket beers.Drank the second one and then it was

(21:57):
just blur after that. I rememberleaving. Actually, do you remember remember
were you were? You guys thereat Gracies for the rest of the night
or do you go anywhere else?No? Were We're literally there the rest
of the night, the entire night. Oh wow, Yeah, we were
dancing the entire time. We didn'tleave go out anywhere. It's just we
stayed in the middle of the dancewar, at the very front the entire

(22:18):
fucking time, and just Footloose cameon Game over. I'm not gonna lie.
I went crazy on it. Iwent crazy on it. I went
crazy on it. I don't know. It's not very often that I don't
recall much from a night of drinking. I really don't recall much from last
night. I was like, thatwas easily the most drunk I had been
in a very, very long time. Do me a favor, Remind me,

(22:40):
remind the audience. Tell the audiencewhat I said to you when we
were at the gym when you said, like, do you want to come
out? And I said yes?Because what did I say it's an excuse.
It's an excuse to get blackout,excuse to get blackout. Yes,
sir, Yes, sir. Ididn't think I was blackout, but I
just don't in a good way.When we say blackout, we say like
in the pocket. Yeah, notlike I you're going to be hospitalized blackout.

(23:04):
Because it's like there's like the thingand like the thing that sounds so
like unintelligent. There's this thing inlike professional sports and professional like video games
and all that kind of thing,all that kind of thing, all that
kind of stuff. Oh my god, I can't even speak today. I'm
so like just drained and tired.It's this thing called flow state. And

(23:26):
it's basically where all like these professionalsget in this zone where they're just so
locked in, you know what Imean, They're just like perfectly executing everything
they do. Like in hockey players, it's like they'll go on a wicked
breakaway, crazy dangle throwing them inthat, or like a counter strike player
will like it's the enemy team orsomething like that. I'm just trying to
pick examples. It's like it's likeflow state. So hammer you're in flow

(23:48):
state, That's what it's that's whatwe mean by in the pocket, you
know what I mean. It's likethe drunk edition of Flow State. So
yeah, I just remember dancing andthen Aura we like looked at each other
and we're like, been one ofthese. So I don't even know what
time we left at. I thinkwe got the two fifteen bus. Is
the one we caught thirty one thirty, I don't think. I don't think

(24:11):
it is because because we we Igrabbed the two thirty bus. And I
remember when we called you and arewhen I called you last night. Yeah,
the call said like one thirty twoam or something like that, or
one thirty something am, which meansyou guys would have got the one thirty
bus. Okay, then probably likeone thirty then, And I remember sitting
at the very like, oh,let's it's the very top front. So

(24:33):
we sat at the very top front. Terrible idea, dude, if you're
nauseous when you're not, yeah,you're just sitting at the top of the
bus. It's like that you're sittingat the tip of a boat, because
you're just constantly bobbing up and downand shooting back and forth, and it's
just it is not good bro,and the bums hurt because you can see
everything. Oh my god, wehit those, dude, and it's yeah,

(24:55):
it's over. But yeah, Ijust remember that. Honestly, my
night was very straight forward, notas eventful or side trackie or I don't
even know what words I'm looking forhere, but I don't know even know
how to describe what you got upto. But mine was pretty straight and
I thoroughly enjoyed dancing. And mylegs are actually kind of sore. I'm
not gonna lie. My legs are. I think. I don't know if
this did something my foot or not, but like, holy fuck, my

(25:18):
left foot is so sore. Ididn't spray. I didn't like spray my
ankle or like pull a muscle,I don't think, but like my foot,
it just kind of hurts when I'mwalking, like on the inside the
medial part of my uh my foot. I don't know why. Holy fuck,
man, I need to any massagethis john or something like that.
I'm gonna cut this part out.Noah got me a lap dance, dude,
Oh my god, yeah, whatthe fuck. That's pretty shocking.

(25:45):
That's pretty shocking. I don't Ireally wish I could talk about what the
guy was talking about to me.He was telling me how it was like,
Yeah, he was like, dude, if you become a doctor,
I gotta see some shit. Igot some information, super dangerous, dude.
I have desktop, I can sendit to you. Huh. And
I'm like, what is that?He's I found the physical copies of that.

(26:08):
You need to post it and getit everywhere. Dude, you're a
doctor, and what you're saying tome as someone coming from someone that looks
like him, No, you don'thave the No, he is not sorry,
it's not believable. How can wego back into that without because when
we end off under off with anythingof you explaining what happened that night,
what happened the other night. Yeah, that's all I had. Basically fucking

(26:30):
wild though. Man. This thispast week as well has been great.
I was on another set. Imentioned it on the last episode, the
sole one I did where I wassurprising a role with the Dan and Rhea
channel. So when you guys arelistening to this Monday, it should be
released. We'll see I make alittle cameo which is cute. So I

(26:52):
was on set there, I said, I was on set today on the
Friday, sorry Saturday, and thenI hopefully will be on set next week
as well. Ever, since it'sbeen December bro even like d of November.
So many gigs, so many gigs, and I'm fucking loving it.
I'm loving it. I gotta doa self tape right after this, send
that in and then go to bedbecause I got work in the morning.
But good for you, man,Yeah, thank you, thank you.

(27:15):
A little bit of fucking puke.No not no, no, oh that
didn't feel good. No, notone close one? Uh oh oh,
yes, what's up? I gotI got questions. I remember I put
up so yesterday when we were onthe train. I don't know what.

(27:36):
I was talking about, something,talking about something I was teaching. I
was teaching you how to I wasteaching you how to link, do the
proper linking for stories. And Iwas like early Bromo, early promo.
So I put a thing up onmy story. So we got some questions.
Gang, So coming in from Noah, between the two of you,
who would die the dumbest way ina zombie apocalypse? I think it's the
dumbest way automatically, I think youwould. Yes, I think it would

(28:00):
be me because I would say,between the two of us, I'm usually
the one will take high, biggerrisks. Therefore, I'd be like,
I can jump between these two buildingsand like I wouldn't even zombie related.
I'd just probably break my necket aftera fall, not even that going past
Nelcbo. So the bottle sold youover set a bottle sod you you would
just go and get, but youjust go in and get bit byes on
me. I know, I knowthat's exactly what happens. You'd see something

(28:22):
that you don't need and be like, oh, I haven't had that forever
and go for it and then justdie as a resolved That's what I'm saying.
Damn, that's probably true though.Yeah, I mean I think I'm
a little We both can we bothconcur? We both concur? Okay,
next one whole episode for Spanky hdon't think we can. Don't think we
can do that. That's from Higrivo. I would just be him read like

(28:45):
a toy for like forty minutes.You can't really speak through. Well,
oh my god, we could douh we could do an episode one day
where on an episode like a littleskit where we would just filming doing random
things, and then you voice overyou and I take turns of voicing over
things because thoughts, that would bepretty dope. Spanky skit. I feel
like a video though. Let's know, let us let us know, folks,

(29:07):
if you guys want a spanky skit, that'd be fun. That's spanky
skit. Ryan popes as favorite animeprotagonist Naruto. I just I love too
much. I'm sorry, Simon fromGeren Lagan or or as of late Bro
Ugi and j j K. It'sthe Dory the goat Bro. I'll be
honest, He's only my favorite characterout of the out of the show.

(29:30):
It's just like he's technically the maincharacter. Yeah right, he's one of
the main characters. He's the maincharacter. Is the main character Ugi And
then I got I did actually gota ton and then uh from Mike Medvez.
If you can ask anyone ever,one question, what would it be
and why do you have an ideafor one? For an answer? One

(29:56):
question? All right? Does itinclude dead people or people that are I
assume so right, like dead oralive? Any person ever? Any person
ever, I mean, like thecrucifix on my neck is saying go ask
Jesus what the meaning of life is. But it makes it to make a
more interesting question. Okay, thistough on, This is a very tough

(30:18):
one. Medvez, mister Medvez,thank you for the really good question.
Like we're both in silence. Idon't know the fuck to ask, who
to ask him? What to ask? Fuck? What is that guy's name
that does the like? I havea bunch of really stupid ones, but
I don't have any like good,like thought provoking ones like asked the guy
who discovered why he did what hedid? Oh, my god, you
know, Oh, Terence McKenna,I would love to I think that's his

(30:42):
name, Terrence McKenna. He isan American the an American ethno botanist,
and he was most notably known forhis research into medicinal psilocybin or sorry,
the compound psilocybin. It's like likeplants. And I don't know exactly what

(31:03):
I would ask him, but Iwould probably ask him something like that,
like, ah, fuck, Iprobably get it, get it from his
research with something just on the linesof like like why do you think these
drugs could benefit humanity, could benefitsociety? Something like that, like something
something that would have to do withbiology like that would be cool, like

(31:25):
evolution and end harnessing our like ourgreatest potential. Yeah, and it's like
there's a tons of questions. I'dlove to have answers too, but there's
a bunch of questions that there areno answers to, you know what I
mean. I'm trying to think oflike anyone who's done anything big and the
cause has been completely unknown and askthem why they did what they did.

(31:47):
Dude, I don't know. Ican't, I can't. I can't think
of any all my questions can't beanswered by people. So the only way
to put it, it's a goodquestion, Mike. I honestly, I'm
stumped. It's good. It's agood question. I think you might make
Mike for the questes. Thank you, Michael. My advice for that question,
Well, what other questions we got? That's it? That was That's
still great, though, buck Man, I'm gonna be thinking about that question

(32:07):
for a while. That was areally fucking good question me too. That's
gonna that's gonna have Meg, that'sgotta be I hate I don't know if
I hate to say it or I'mglad to say it. Proud to say
it, but I think that's thequestion of the year so far, after
doing Dumb Delicious Wrapped like that wasthe question of the year. I know

(32:28):
who I would ask him? WhatI would ask Arnold Schwarzenegger. What his
concoction was like of of steroids andstuff? What's his cocktail? I thought,
I thought he's been he's been openabout it and the interviews and stuff.
A lot of people don't specifically saywhat they take what was unless I
find out my greatest question on Googleright now, let's see what was Arnold?

(32:49):
How do you spells? Oh mygosh, it's a long last name.
I'm just kidding. I'm just takingaback of how you got Dumb and
Delicious wrapped to Arnold Schwarzenegger And whatwas his concoctions? Interesting? For sure?
Interesting, damn testing, d ball, damn Okay, with just those
two, that's it. That's whatI'm saying. It's probably not just those

(33:09):
two. It's probably not just thoseAnd they had to answer, honestly,
that's what I would ask. They'reunder oath. They're under oath exactly,
exactly. My biggest my biggest question, who would ask and what I would
ask ask the genie, why can'tI have more wishes? What's the mix?
You know you got a hair transplantrecently. A he's bald at the

(33:30):
moment technically or shaved head man.I don't know why I thought he had
great haired baldness, ye, baldnessminions mm hmm, all right, questions
are over. Thank for who submittedagain. I'm gonna on my end.

(33:51):
Mike medvez you have the best questionof this year. Congratulations. Uh,
you win the award of best questionof the year. You win the award.
Congratulations Michael Medvess for having the bestquestion of the year. You win
the award of having the best questionof the year. Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's that's that's that's it.That's all the close out. That's all

(34:14):
folks, always flexing the fucking traps, all right, think you remember?
Been so much for listening to thisepisode of Dumb and Delicious for this dumb
but delicious contents. If you aren'tlistening to us already, you can follow
us on the following platforms. Youcan follow us on Spotify, iHeartRadio,
Google Podcast not SoundCloud anymore, uh, Deezer podcast Addict, Podchaser, and

(34:35):
Geosovin with episodes now available on YouTubeas well. Going forward. Actually,
yeah, like it's uh, it'ssomehow linked to my YouTube and it automatically
put out two episodes without me checkingthe box, at least remembering that I
checked the box. So I'm justlike fuck it. Now, we're just
putting episodes on there too. YouTubeNow, I guess if you want to
send us any constructive criticism, topicsthat you hearys talk about, and any

(34:57):
questions you want us to answer,feel free to send it to our Instagram
and Dumb Delicious. Our personals arelinked in the bio. If you're free
to say hello, have a quickchat. We're always there in answering.
Finally I got it right. Yes, I just butchered it for like a
minute straight there and then that's allit took, was like one practice run
and then that we got it.I'm just gonna stop talking. I've had

(35:19):
enough. Thank you everyone for listeningso much to this episode, and we
shall see you in the next episodeevery Monday morning with more Dumb and Delicious
with more Dumb. Take care everybody, and can show peace.
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