January 29, 2024 • 43 mins
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Cheese. Goat cheese cheese. Thatshit be fucking super sweet, not salty,
always white and always solid. Endquote beautiful. Welcome back to another
episode of Them Delicious podcast hosted byGuetano Perratory and Jack Hamilton. I'm Jack
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Hamilton, I'm Guetano, And tobe honest, we don't have a lot
to get into today, so Ifeel like today is just gonna be like
a freeom mind episode, you knowwhat I mean, Like a freedom mind
episode. I have a lot ofrandom questions in my head, but not
anything specific, per se. I'vejust been like brain dead because it's like
the first three weeks of school andmy shit's just fucking frying. Dude.
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It's like you ever like have likea really you get a pan going to
make an egg and you put onlike nine you put it on max and
it's ripping hot, and you crackthe egg into the pan and the egg
just starts fucking bubbling and bouncing aroundand popping like crazy. That's basically what
the scene in my head has beenfor the past three weeks, just like
damn fucking bubble away, frying away. I have nine ams Monday, Tuesday,
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Wednesday, which suck deck big time. I hate that shit. Not
a morning person, not cut outfor it. But it's fine because I
don't have class on Fridays and withdays today Friday, so Friday Friday class,
no class today. We chilling fourday weekend. Let's get it being
chilling, all right? Check inguysano, how are you today? Doing
well? This episode, I'll trymy best to articulate myself and to still
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be clear, but I will notbe at not one hundred percent energy but
just volume at least on our end, because my mother is sleeping and I
respect that she needs to rest beforeshe goes back into work. Yesterday I
worked on a journal that I started, So I'm going to start trying to
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do a journal entry every day aswell on top of everything else I do
on my daily checklist, which islike du lingo, reading ten pages,
studying, working out, creating protein, just like listening of things that I
do every day. So yeah,I'm also going to try my best to
this episode and going forward to focusmore on not saying, not stuttering,
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and speaking clearly because the last episodeI was editing, as well as a
couple of other previous episodes I've beenlistening back, and holy fucking shit,
I am stuttering like a motherfucker.And I feel as though my speech training
when I did was when I wasa kid, is now falling apart.
So yeah, if anyone doesn't knowor anyone cares, when I was a
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child, I had problems articulating words. I would speak too fast, I
was mumbling a lot, and Iwould have a sorry, there it is.
I had a very big stutter,and so I went to speech therapy
for I think it was thirty minutesevery day. I would just be pulled
out of class in elementary school andthen just do a few lessons regarding speech
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therapy. Anyways, enough of me, though, I'm doing good. Though,
I'm doing very well. And yeah, today is a crisp four degrees
celsius outside where we are, andI saw birds outside. I was gonna
say, I saw like no snow. Everything's melted. The sun is shining,
and I'm not gonna lie. I'mvery excited to go on a drive.
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So because I'm gonna go see Tristantonight and some of his buzzy,
we're gonna little out for some drinks. And the fact that it's four degrees
you know, I'm not gonna buymy window down, but like just having
the sun beaming on your face ohso good. Speaking of which, I
gotta add to my checklist to addsunglasses to my car because I want to
do get lunch beats today. Holyfuck man, what it was my I
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want to get lunch beats like coldcuts that monastery. Holy fuck bro,
the sun is shining. Like driveto school, there's like a building that
the sun reflects perfectly off of highwaybecause like you know when you have the
you have that big turn by theFord Factory. Yeah. Yeah, like
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when you're going up. See you'regoing like eastbound, you're coming up,
you could just you go slightly upon an incline. Then you turn to
the right and there's those two buildings, two glass buildings, and they're like
they're like glass yeah, yeah,they're like glass cubes. But they have
that funny upside down gravital structure ontop slightly you know what I mean,
because it goes like in and thenit cuts it and it comes out on
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an angle. Yeah at the top. Yeah, those windows perfectly reflect the
sunlight early in the morning. Straightenedyour fucking eyeballs, dude, and it
is awful. I literally put mysunglasses on as I'm going up the hill,
I take the turn, and thenI take them off. Just yep,
No, I feel that. Imean the last time that happened for
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me was when I was going onset a couple of couple of weeks back,
because I remember like leaving home roundssix, seven o'clock, seven thirty
and around eight or eight thirty whenI was around that time. When I
was there, it was like justblinding me and I didn't have sunglasses set
up with the visor down, andit just did enough. But played classes.
Sorry continting, What were you saying? I'm gonna saying, oh,
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what excuse me? That's one ofa comment about the speech therapy thing.
I think. I so, Iused to do speech therapy when I was
like really long, really long,young, really long. I love lung
and it's I feel the same though. I feel like it's like falling apart
because my brain works a lot fasterthan my mouth does, like big time,
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so I get caught on my wordsa lot. And I've also like
I rarely or I tried my best. I listened to the podcast. I
listened to a few episodes like i'dsay, out of a month, I
listened to probably two two episodes amonth typically is what I listened to.
I don't listen to a lot.I don't know. Why do you listen
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to the podcast on your own freetime? I do every single episode oka
because I do it as I doit as a review. But would you
ever come like I mean like goback, Like I'm not saying the episode
that episodes this month are the episodesthat are posted this month. I see
the episodes I listened to this monthwould be like the episodes from like fucking
way back dude, Okay, thatand that's sorry. In that scenario,
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then no, I almost never listenedepisodes. I listened to them obviously when
to edit them, and I listenedto them once after I post them,
just to be sure. But Idon't. Yeah, no, I don't
listen to past podcasts almost ever,because I'm waiting for one of these days
where I'm like, fuck it,like if we do something for the one
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hundredth episode or whatever, just like, let's listen back to some of these
episodes. So I feel like acompilation would be funny, but that'd be
very hard to do. It's dude, I mean on your at least,
like i'd say, average episode isthirty minutes thirty times one hundred, that's
three hundred hours of editing or threehundred minutes three minutes divided by sixty whatever
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that numbers three hundred minutes at like, No, thirty tweet times ten is
three hundred, thirty times one hundredis three thousand. Dude, I didn't
say three thousand, fifth three hundred. Why would it be three hundred,
Oh, it's it'd be three thousandminutes. It would be three thousand minutes.
That makes even more. It's likethirty hours. Yeah. Yeah,
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It's fine though, because I feellike that's like a task that we need
to start like now and just taketime stamps. You know what I mean.
If anybody is listening to this episodeand wants to get paid, we
will just pay you to do that. Not only will you be able to
support us and you know, likeeveryone else, that's an absolute chad download
the episodes, but you lost getpaid in compensation. I mean, like
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sounds like a lot, But ifyou could do a good job and get
some good bits and edit something together, I could easily he pays some one
a hundred bucks. Oh that mightsound cheap, but like that's a hundred
bucks from me and then whatever elseJack adds to it as well. So
yeah, anyways, but wasn't regardsoutside from that check in for you,
Like, how are you doing recently? Oh shit, I mean I kind
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of explained a little bit brains fuckingfried from school, dude, like,
I'm it's fine, Like it's nota hard semester. Just oh my god,
there's so much to do, man, and it's oh my god,
it's all bio courses and I'm justI'm drowning. At least they're not doing
calcul Thank the Lord above, I'mnot doing calculus anymore. I don't have
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to think about math ever again,dude, And I could not actually maybe
at some point, but like notin the next not in the next year.
I don't have to everything about fuckingmath ever again. So you only
have to think about math when youhave to correct me about from three hundred
minutes to three thousand minutes. Hesays, math three thousand minutes. Yeah,
yeah, but that's like that's likethe math I'm good at, though
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in the calculus that's the shit differentiationand fucking you know what. I'm not
eve gonna talk about it. You'rejust gonna go back. But uh yeah,
no, I'm good though, I'mchilling. I've just been I'll be
good bye. I've been chilling withSpanky, spend a lot of time with
him. I literally go to schoollike from nine am to nine pm.
Come home, I'll play a matchaleague for like a match of league or
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two, probably an hour or two, and then I'll eat and then I'll
go to bed. That's typically whatevery day's been looking like for about three
weeks now. But it's whatever weget by. But I was gonna say
earlier there's two things another comment aboutOkay, so yeah, about the podcast
thing. I was gonna expand that, but then we started going on about
the podcast. I don't listen backto it, so I don't really know
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if I say it a lot.I don't know, and I don't know
if that's something I should consciously thinkabout when I'm speaking. But I do
know I did have to do speechtherapy for a little while because I would
do when I would pronounce my essays, I would get my tongue stuck between
my teeth. And I've been onlike this and whenever I'm like the simply
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a mazing exactly, And it happensin two different scenarios. What I'm like,
my brain's going one hundred miles anhour in my mouth can't keep up,
or I'm hammered. Sometimes it comesyeah yeah, and then what else
I feel that? No, Actually, you and you in New Year's for
sure, you were slurring a littlebit like this smath Yeah, I could
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hear it. I was also fuckingdestroyed on newdes That was the most That
was the last. I think,that's that's definitely the most recent time I've
seen you that fucked up. Though. Yeah, at one point you had
we went to go outside like justkeep drinking or whatever, like just on
your porch, and you like walkedaround the corner. You walked around the
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corner, and then when you cameback from wherever whatever you were doing,
you just came on the corner andyou almost fell in the bushes, like
you lean so much it was fellinto the bushes or like that little garden
bay like by your front door.I thought it was so funny because me
and just Sandy's just fucking laughing herasses off. Don't remember speaking of Sandy.
He's coming tomorrow. He's coming out. Yeah. Yeah. So for
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those of you who don't know,we have to s buddy Steve, who
is my friend Louise, Louis's friendwho they met in the military, like
they met in the military, andall the boys we play quite a bit
of video games. It's what wedo because we're not all from like the
same location anymore. Everyone's kind ofgone diversified and done their own thing doing
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whatever, different schedules and all that. So we still talk all the boys
every single day in a our snapchatgroup chat or b on discord when we
when we're gaming with each other.And anyways, Steve played a lot of
the same games that we did.I feel like I've explained this before because
this is not the first time I'mmeeting him or we're seeing him. But
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he's from Alberta, so we we'veknown him for like three years without ever
actually eat and this past summer wasthe first time because they're actually doing like
a training camp right now and it'snot too far from home base, so
he just gets like a weekend passand comes down. So we met him
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not long ago this past summer,and now he's coming down for the second
time tomorrow and out of a littleshipthead cousin named Sandy, And he's also
gonna be pulling up to which isgonna be pretty funny because he like gets
along with the guys. But it'skind of like a very hardcore love hate
because he's a fucking asshole. Buthe's also funny as fuck. So yeah,
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it's a complex dynamic. So he'sgonna be a bullyish like to shit
tomorrow, it's gonna be pretty funny. But yeah, I'm looking forward to
that. I don't even know howI got on topic of that, but
tomorrow I mentioned, Oh yeah,tomorrow, we're getting fucking We're getting liquored
properly, which I'm hiring for everybeginning. Today is my Day's day,
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one of my vendor because I haven'tstarted drinking yet, but I mean going
out tonight, and I'm also goingout tomorrow to Nostalgics concert downtown Toronto.
Were you gonna say, I don'trecall, Oh no, I was gonna
just I was gonna pull something outof my ass and just keep talking.
But I was like, Tana,probably something more important to say, because
I have a couple of things.So also from last episode, I had
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a few people in person ask mewhat the fuck the whole Austin Powers thing
was like, because remember, theidea of it was the thought of,
you know, every time Twisted Daleand I go out, we wanna make
this like we have this funny ongoingjoke where uh, let's see, we
have this funny ongoing joke where youhave to go up to a girl and
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say, like, do I makeyou randy? Baby? The clarification on
that would be that's just been ajoke, and like, yeah, the
whole do you might make you randy? Is just literally an inside joke.
There's nothing more to it. It'sjust we thought it'd be funny. And
the fact that someone actually a girl, a bunch of girls actually responded to
me saying that, like, ohyeah, fucking blew my mind. It
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was so funny. But yeah,just clarifying that, I don't think Austin
Powers is like no, Like,I didn't think it's more popular than you
think. Dude, if you wereto go up to like ten people and
do that, I can guarantee youit'd be like at absolute most one and
every ten people might get it.Like I've seen Austin Powers before, and
if I was drunk at a baryou were to say that to me,
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that would go straight over my head. Really, although I've seen all the
Austin Powers movies. Huh. I'malso like, not, if it's not
like an academic thing that I've studied, it's probably not gonna stick in my
head and go in one ear andout the other. So there's also that
fair enough, fair enough. WhatI was gonna say was earlier. There's
been like this common pattern anytime someonementions the podcast, but what episode is?
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Okay, I'm actually gonna ask youthis question. If you meet someone,
anyone, any person at all,and they were to discover the podcast
or you were to mention it orsomehow and they were to listen to it,
what episode do you typically hear about? Like? What episode do people
bring up if they were like,oh, this is a podcast, this
episode? Because there's there's two episodesthat people frequently bring up when I talk
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to them podcasts. Yeah, andit's the two possible worst fucking episodes they
could listen to by chance. Soseriously, yeah, which ones? The
Edging one? The Edging episode wherewe talked about edging for like fucking thirty
minutes. I still don't remember whatepisode that is. I don't remember what
episode it is either, but somehowpeople I meet I bring up the podcast
a week and a half later,like, oh, listen to the podcast.
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What you do? They're like,oh, you're talking about edging and
like the pre common seame retention andI was like, wow, I don't
know the retention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that episode and the other
one is where I went on atangent about the Hyaena penises, the Hyena
pseudo penis. That's the other episode, yes, because that was in the
title. I remember. I rememberthat one that was I swear every time
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someone listened to the podcast is likeI've newly met it's always one of those
two episodes. Hello Weekend and Hyena'sElongated clitteris that's the title. That's I
want to figure out what the Edgingpre common episode was because I'm concerned that
my parents are gonna listen to thepodcast for the first time and then that's
gonna be the episode they just want. And every time I got mentioned to
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my parents like you don't want toyou don't want us listening to him?
Like no, I don't I don'tcare. Go ahead listen to it doesn't
matter me, It doesn't bother meat all. But you're gonna hear something.
You hear me talk about some thingsthat I would never ever discuss with
you face to face ever. Andthey're like, it's fine. My mom's
like it's fine. I know youhave your own life outside of you know,
your family life. And I waslike a part, a part of
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me wants my parents listen to itthough, oh me too, Yeah,
my dad would laugh. I'm notgonna lie in the opera Tuned to Rise
is when you know my time hereon earth is ended. And then people
listening back to this as like amemorial thing, and it's gonna be like
the fucking it's us talking about,Yeah, like hyena clits and fucking and
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yeah it was a clit, right, it's on an actual penis. Yeah,
the clip march and yeah, andlike fucking all the edging and all
that shit, and people are like, wow, we're gonna remember him for
this. Truly an academic, trulyan academic. I think the episode that
at least recently I actually had acouple of people messaged me about was the
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episode A Guy's Life which is theone from December fourth. Yeah, Guy's
Life, so that that one andthat one, and I think it was
I've been meaning to go back andlisten to that yet, and then I
think it was Wait to Come Undone? Was that the one that moves about
the edging? Man? I gotno idea. I'm gonna have to ask.
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I'm gonna have to ask some people, why do we have an episode
called to Come Undone? Like cumfuck's sake? Man, Dude, I
don't know what. I don't knowwhat you're what you're smoking on when you
come up with some of these fuckingtitles. They're funny? Is fun the
transfiguration of fingers to a vibrator?What the fuck? Dude? I haven't
like, oh my god, I'vebeen sober from weed for a very long
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time, like a very long time, and some of these titles, Yes,
but you want to why. Ithink it's also because like hashtag head
for Mike Power, scrot Skin,Feline, Neuralink, and Chow with Bees,
the Dynamite Ducal Acts like these episodes. Dude, Okay, I remember
the Dynamite Ducal Acts. So becauseI was for like three weeks that was
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like the combination of those three weeksthe Dirty Downers and the Dogs at Mala
Gibberish Gangsters featuring read Uh, Emilyand Noah's Notorious Nights. I have no
idea what that one's the horrible,the horny, and the horrendous. That's
a good episode, mister beast producingdick farts on Prime zenomar the fun?
Does that even mean? Wait?What? Where's that? One? May
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three? Mister beast producing dick fartson Prime zeno more? What? In
no way? Yeah? Oh wheream I building these? Bro? I
don't know. It's because it's it'sbecause like most of the time, when
I'm editing, or at least maybenot always editing, but HEA's publishing the
episodes, it's like I'll schedule thenight before so like it'll be like one
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am or something like that, andit's like, hey, this has to
be scheduled till released in six hours. Or if you're a hardcore fan,
you learn that like we love sorry, we release the episodes Monday mornings or
at seven am. But most recently, if you follow hardcore as a hardcore
fan, you'll notice that I'm releasingthe episodes sometimes as soon as we've done
that any of them. So it'slike one am, two am, and
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it'll be unreleased. Core dumble deliciousfans. You know what a hardcore dumb
and delicious fans. Someone sends mea screenshot of them listening to the podcast
at two or three o'clock in themorning, I'll fucking I'll buy you a
coffee. On my life, I'llbuy you a coffee. I would be
I'll be very impressed with that.Imagine want to imagine went to bed and
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using this as like a lulla bye, Oh my gosh, sad. I
don't know if it's a sad thingor a good thing. I had a
couple of coworkers be like, yeah, well listen to the podcast. I'm
like, what do you think aboutit? Like, oh, we just
want to like hear you talking,like hear what you had to say about
whatever it was you're talking about.But we listened to it when we were
like about to go to bed,and I was like, it's a nice
thing. Is that a good thing? That's like it helps you go to
sleep? But also I don't know, regardless of some guys a comment because
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they listened to it, period,I don't think this is something that you
can listen to when you're going tosleep. This is like I want to
be. I do want to soundlike like a white girl in it where
it's like, oh my god,you know, where's the what crackhead energy?
I don't know. I don't wantto sound like that. But I
feel like there's too much. There'stoo much going on, and we aren't
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like either. We're boring as fuckand it wants you to sleep. But
I feel like the topics and theship we talk about, and just like
sometimes the bouncing back and forth getsa level two out of hand that this
really isn't something you can listen towhen you're falling asleep. At least my
opinion is elongated penis or glitterous andthat that geo voice. I'm looking at
one right now. The creating keegelsfascinates. So the natural world, the
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creating keegels, that's a good one. And then there's one more. I
just dipping my biscuit in it,dipping my big biscuit in it. Remember
that, why is that like ringinga bell? But I can't tell you
about what I can't remember where itwas from. But you said it like
that, you're referring referencing it forsomewhere. I was like, yeah,
dip my big biscuit in it.I don't know what yo goat. There's
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the Dad band, the Bonaceous Boys. That's a fun one. I need
to do more Dumb and Delicious onthe runs. We'd both need to do
more of those, because like thoseare fun as fun. I'm like editing
and I'll throw in those, throwin some random clips and it's fucking awesome.
I'm gonna hit them tonight. I'mgonna do that for sure. I'll
get one from Steve tomorrow. I'llgo on from Steve tomorrow. Yeah,
I get one from Steve Robin Rampagefarting for safety and Guy becomes the next
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magic mic question mark, keep chuggingless bugging. That's fucking awesome. This
is just a very boring one.It's called tweaking on pre Workoutahy. Whenever
people start listening to the podcast,where do you recommend they start from?
I tell them to, like,like low key, I tell them to
start episode twenty five because that's ourI was. That was our first Christmas
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special episode and like that was kindof fire. And then I also tell
them to hit hit the dairy Desire? Was it the dairy Desire or something
like that, like ten, right? Where is that one desire? Episode
sign episode thirteen, assignment thirteen.That's funny. I typically tell them to
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start from episode fifteen and forwards,like that's why. But we are getting
going, you know what I mean? Because the first ten episodes were like
we're learning the ropes and figuring outour structure. We are so focused on
like planning out exactly what to talkabout, what it is, what sequence,
not spending too much time on this, not spending too much time on
that, and then it very quicklyjust turned into what are you going to
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talk about today? What am Igoing to talk about today? Let's hit
record, see where it goes,you know what I mean? And that
thin percent of the time we don'tfucking talk about what we intended to talk
about because you'll say one thing,I'll make a comment, you'll go on
a tangent. I'm in a comment, then I'll go on a tangent.
And that's typically just how we fuckingyou know what I mean, Like I
don't even know how the fucking gothere what we're talking about right now.
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I wouldn't fucking tell you, dude, it just happens that way. Yeah.
I can't remember how we got ontopic of this, but we get
there. Well, we get there, yeah, but we got there.
Oh my goodness. I feel likewhen summer rolls around, we got to
get back to doing like in personrecordings, you know what I mean,
because I feel like the vibe,the energy is just different. The vibe
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is just different. And another drugepisode, dude, because those are those
are fucking dope. I actually wait, put your coffee mug up again,
Mickey Mouse, and they're both blue. This when I was in Disneyland,
when I was like, I don'teven know how old I was when I
was in Disneyland, but I rememberseeing this mug and I was like,
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I need it. I need it. So I've had it ever since.
It's my go to coffee cup.Because you ever, like, I can't
remember if I got this from myno no, or if I got this
from my aunt and uncle. Ithink I got this from my aunt and
uncle, but I don't know howthe same one. I don't know if
you can tell how beat the fuckit is, how scratched up it is,
and you see, you can kindof see how scratched up it is?
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Is that that's Comic Sands. Yourfucking thing is it is magical as
mug and it's in Comic Sands.That's hilarious. Yeah, dude, Disney
cup, Disney Cup two thousand,Disney cup. This is what is it?
What does it say on the bottomof your mug? Because mine says
Jerry Leigh Entertainment Apparel, authentic originalDisney Theme Parks. That's it. Say
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where it's made? Mine says madein Thailand. Says made in Thailand.
Nice Disney based Thailand from Thailand knowhow to make some mean coffee cups,
and they also know how to makesome fucking new vaginas what oh, lady
boys, Thailand is apparently is knownfor It's one of the places in the
world that's like known to do reallywell a really good uh sex change operations
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really Oh, because yeah, that'sbeen like a it's been a thing there
for like a while now, justlike Turkey is like famously known for like
abortures. I also know Thailand isknown for making some mean gear as well.
Oh my god, did you seethere's like there's a video online of
a ton of videos. There's onevillain line. I saw this guy walking
into like what looks like a conveniencestore, and he walks in and goes
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and goes, you have trend,and the lady goes, yes, Yes,
we have Trytate, Tryna bull aloneAcetate. I'm like, what the
fuck? Then it cuts to himlike walking out with a little vacuie.
It's like, you can go intothe convenience store and Thailand, get some
trend, get some tests, andthen also get like an ounce of weed
and a little brown beverage that willbasically just make it feel like you're on
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Hella opiates. Get what it's called. Get the name of the brown beverage.
Let me find the name of it, because it's kind of like a
schedule one drug thing is though.Okay, hold on, let me let
me, let me get, letme get. I love what we jumped
from what we even jumped from thetalk about the podcast to just to sex
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change operations in Thailand, to ohthat was the fucking coffee mugs, to
that and then now to trend.It always comes back to trend, bro
always comes back to gear. Heyman, all I'm saying is my turn
forty. I'm fucking hopping on Idon't care. I think it's I think
late thirties, early forties. Ialso probably will hop on that shrend.
But test because like just naturally ourtest ospin's gonna be lower, right,
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Okay, yeah, yeah one.So it's called kreatum is what it istum
like with a K or the CK A R sorry k R A T
O M and kreatum super legal butit was recently sure legal legal in some
places in Southeast Asia. Thailand isone of the lead producers of kreatum.
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And what what does it do?It is it? Youre like, what
is it? No a drug?It's a drug, but you brew it
like you brew coffee, and whenyou drink it it gets you just dumb
high, like stupid fried. Yeahdamn yeah. Apparently it's like an opiate,
an opioid. I mean, likemy dad said, though, yeah,
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something is legal, doesn't mean it'sgood for you. No fuck no,
dude, or it's okay for you. If you look up like side
effects of creative, it's like lowertest austerone literally fucking murgers your brain cells.
So it's like, oh, buthey, you know what you can
get that trend and test and youknow that trend antest from a convenience store
in Thailand for only fifty dollars Canadian. Pretty fucking dope, dude, if
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you ask me, I don't know. You can't do that shit around here.
Oh my gosh. You know,it's like crazy. I don't want
to get back my weightlifting, butit's actually bothered me pretty badly. So
I haven't weighed myself in a while, okay, And I decided to weigh
myself in the morning two days ago. Dude, I'm down like ten pounds.
Oh, and I don't know fromwhat I've been eating more than ever
in my life. I mean,yeah, but you did also go through
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that period of sickness, so youweren't going to the gym and shit for
like what a week and a half, so oh, we were like a
week and a half, almost twoweeks. Yeah, but like that shouldn't
have dropped me ten pounds, thoughit could have. You weren't eating as
much or you weren't, you know, and because you weren't working out,
you would have as much of anappetite. It's possible. I don't know,
man, it's fucking annoying, butI've still gotten bigger. I think
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my chest has definitely still got bigger. It's gotten bigger, but I'm down
the weight, which is pretty fuckingannoying. But it's whatever, man,
I swear. There's some dudes laughingat me in the gym the other day
because there's like two guys to myright and they kept like staring at me
and laughing. The I was like, what am I doing wrong? I
think it's because maybe I was grunting. Do you grunt during what? What
do you mean during what? Man? Pause? Why dude? Yeah?
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During what? Like? During whatexercise? Where is your head going?
Bro? Oh my bad? Uh? Everyone him? Anyway, Yeah,
I wouldn't say I grunt, butI deeply exhale, like I'm not gonna
go, but I'm gonna I'm gonna, you know, loudly breathe out because
I kind of goo a, youknow what I mean, like one of
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those especially when it's like a weightthat I feel like I'm gonna die on,
like yesterday and I was like,I'm going to free the area and
I'm gonna do incline dumb bell pressand I did that. I was like
the highest weight they have, seventyfive and I was like, I want
to do eighties. I'm not gonnawatch the this side of the gym just
hit eighties for one set and peoplethink this fucking guy I would. So
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I picked up seventy fives and Idid have a spot and they were staring
at me seventy fives. He climeddumb bell and they were staring at me
when I went for the seventy fivesand they started like I picked them up
and I sat down. Yeah,and then that's when they kept looking over
and laughing. I was like,do I have like a fucking shit stain
on my pants or like maybe maybeyeah, maybe fucking coffee stain on my
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shirt or something. Maybe you're maybeyou're sweating so much that like it was
leaking through your like pants, itlooks like you pissed yourself or you shit
yourself. That's why I only weardark sweatpants at the gym. Now I
don't do that anymore. I don'twear light colored sweat pass of the gym
at all. I feel as thoughif you're sweating from your ass, A
it's healthy and B it's a flexit is because that means you're fucking hustling
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dude, you're busting your fucking literallybecause again because again I'm gonna say this
confidently over the podcast, and thisis what I texted Jack the other day.
I said, Holy fuck, youknow you're it's just sweating a lot
when you can start to smell yourball sweat when you when I'm drenched from
the top of my shirt after Itake my pume cover off, and even
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my shorts below are also kind ofdamp, and then the ball sweat comes
into play. Bro, you knowthat's your time to eggs of the gym.
I was there for three hours doinga leg day and my leg's say,
do you feel bad? Not terribleby no, tomorrow is gonna be
worse, but the ball sweat.M M. That's fucked up, dude.
The fact that you did three hourlike work day was fucked work like
like workout. I was having sucha good time though I had good I
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had great carbs right before I hitpre workout like it was one of those
like I'm wired and enough, likeI'm awake enough to do it, but
at the same time like because atthat point the fuel from like food and
stuff was definitely depleted, which hadto make me, which led to me
having to stop. But yeah,so oh other thing, that's fucking crazy.
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I just thought of a I justthought of what happened a couple of
days ago. So Monday, Ihad a staff party and we had a
Y two K themed thing. SoI dressed up as a character from Jersey
Shore, and part of the characterwas like rings and stuff, and so
I accidentally put it on my lefthand index pointer. Note, what's the
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one that's in between your pinky andyour middle finger? Your ring finger,
ring finger? Yeah, ah,that's funny. So I put a ring
on my ring finger, and Icrashed my sisters that night because she lives
downtown and because i'd work in themorning, so you know, guy drank
until one thirty and then woke upto go work because bucket we ball and
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I'm young still so I can enjoyit. So I go, I go
to work, and it wasn't untilabout halfway through the shift that I realized
that the ring was still on.And then my coworkers started joking with me
and being like, oh, sowhen did you get married? You get
married over night? Did you justshotgun wedding? Like after you left the
party last night? And I waslike, and I was like, no,
no, no, and then likeI took it off, and then
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you know, I kind of wentand this maybe I don't sound this sounds
sad or this sounds good in away, but I kind of put I
kind of took it off and went, huh put it back on, and
I was like, hmmm, itfelt good to have a ring on my
finger. I don't know, likeobviously I've talked about it many times on
the podcast and to you into abunch of my close friends, but like,
I'm very excited to be married inthe future, I'm very excited to
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find that one person. I'm veryexcited to have kids, and you know,
for and then so for wearing Iguess for wearing a ring for a
day. By wearing a ring fora day, it kind of made me
feel good about myself. I'm notgonna lie in my head. I'm just
like, oh, oh, I'mwearing a ring. I'm gonna have someone
waiting for me at home, blahblah blah, et cetera. Like it
was just nice. So I actuallyended up keeping the ring on for the
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rest of the day and it feltgreat. And then I had a get
on the go train actually like doa double take and look at me,
because I was playing on my phoneand he was right across from me,
and he just kind of passed meon the knee and just kind of goes,
excuse me. I'm like, yeah, what's up? And he goes,
is that a is it a weddingband? And this guy's probably least
five or six years older than meand I and I just go I kind
of look at I go, yeah, why, and he goes, You're
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married, and I'm like, that'swhat a wedding band's for. And then
he just kind of laughs and goes, holy shit, are you rich or
something? How the fuck can youafford a wedding? I'm like at your
age and I'm like, well,how old you think I am? And
he goes he goes like twenty eight, twenty nine. I'm like, yeah,
I don't know, Like I'm justyou know, I've been doing well
in life. I'm like twenty two. I love doing that. They're just
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talking with strangers. It's like likelike, I'm sorry, but if you
my favorite thing is that if youa stranger or friend or whatever, but
more specifically a stranger, if youfeed me information you run with it assuming
things. I'm just gonna say,yes, I'm gonna run with it because
it's fucking hilarious. I mean,there's a buddy of mine, my buddy
Jake. He's our age. He'stwo thousand and one bro, and he
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the Viking Jake, the biking bro. He's married, and he was like
to buy me how much? Howhe afforded his ring? Where he got
it done? And he's like,it's like all he got it all customed
done right. He's married, Yes, Jake's married. In his rage,
he's twenty two. Yes, whatwatering and everything. Shout out to Jake
and the wife and everything. Prettyfucking dope because I remember, like damn
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he was. He's one of thefew guys that stuck around since like first
year, because I met a bunchof guys in first year. A lot
of them ended up, like youknow, after COVID, like didn't really
talk to him anymore. A lotof them dropped out several ways, change
programs with the different schools, Andit was Jake and Adrian were the only
two guys I was in touch with. And fourth year and Adrian graduated and
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Jake was doing one last class tograduate last semester doing a fifth year,
and I would see him for likemaybe fifteen minutes on Monday at seven pm,
leaving my class. I had towalk past and leaving one of the
buildings, and we would take thosefifteen twenty minutes and you just fucking run
with the dude. We just shootthe ship, talk about everything that happened
since I last saw him in liketwenty minutes. And then one day I
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walked him through his class and heended up skipping his class. Came all
the way to school for his oneclass just to skip up because we were
standing out front and we were justtalking about like he's a huge animator,
and we were talking about jiu jitsuguys in for a while and then I
was like, oh shit, likeyou mentioned you were getting married soon and
he was like yeah, dude,he's like working on the ring. And
then like two three weeks later,he shows up. He's working on the
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ring. He's bored to himself.No, no, he was, he
wasn't doing I no know. Hehe knows someone like a family friend who
just custom rings since he's getting onecommission. And then like two three weeks
later I see him and he's gota fucking ring. Dude, He's showing
me pictures and shit and he's goneat least got his on and everything.
I was like, dude, thatis fucking dope. Man. So shout
out to Jake. Dude, thatguy's a g that's crazy aggressive. You
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can happen. I don't be marriedthis early. You got hustle though,
Dude, do you know anybody thatdo you know anybody that that is like
from our hometown that specifically that's marriage. I can't think of anybody. No.
I do know one person as akid though, like serious relationship with
child. May be married. Idon't know. Don't really keep touching him
anymore, but I know they justhad a kid. It's pretty crazy.
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First person I know. Damn whoI like? Old friend, old friend
from like fucking elementary school. Ohtalking about wait we haven't we haven't,
Like he hasn't gotten married yet,but fucking deuce, bro, he's aged.
Yes, I forgot yes, oos, I totally forgot about that.
That's wild. Yeah, that's right, dude, that's my home, like
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fucking grade six dude. Uh,first time I met the guy even punched
me in the fucking eyeball. Hewas playing goalie and soccer and I was
like, you to the school andI was like, dude, you're talking,
You're letting every gold. Dude,You're You're fucking bad. Dude,
You're fucking bad, dude. Getot a fucking man. You're terrible,
man, You're terrible. Man.He's like, dude, I can't focus,
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and then like I'm not. Iwas. I was just standing beside
the net. I deserved it.I was just standing beside the net just
talking shit to him for like theentirety of a recess. At the very
end, someone scores on him.I'm like, man, you're really gonna
fucking let that shit in. Andhe walks up to me and just fucking
smokes me in the face. Firsttime I've ever been punched ever in my
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life. And I was like gradefive or grade six. I definitely deserved
it, though, one hundred percent. Yeah. Pretty cool though, because
my childhood friend Nevin was I literallymet him like thirty minutes before that happened,
and he's known duce, like heliterally just met me, and he's
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non duce way longer. And thesecond I got like hit and front fell
down, Evan literally came like right, running fucking straight. Dude. Was
like, hey man, hey man, you're right dude. And I was
like, I was like, andthat's that's I don't know, we were
we were really really good friends wayback in the day. But I was
like, pretty interesting now that I'mthinking about it, thinking back, it's
like this kid I just metmediately flewInd stood out for me the second I
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came to the new school, thenew kid, first three cents got punched,
and the fucking guys comes in defensebeing pretty cool. I just pieced
that together right now. While Iwas explaining that story, I Evan's actually
on my soccer team because I joineda soccer league with Ryan Martin's Edward Bronco
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and like some of them justin oh, yeah, I was talking to Ryan
Martin's to the gym the other day, Ricardo and yeah, I know,
and uh, I was it wasjust like funny seeing Nevidy and I don't
know, and Never is just oneof those guys that, like, not
in a bad way at all.I just forget that he's not like an
NPC and he's like a more personand he's actually a very nice guy.
And it's just like I just keepforgetting. But he's just one of those
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guys like you don't see all thetime. I don't see him a lot,
but like when you do, it'slike, I'm actually glad to see
Evan. He goes across the streetfrom me, so I see him quite
a bit. Yeah, you seehim quite quite a bit. But yeah,
we are coming cutting up, comingup on time. So I have
we got one question. We haveone question from my friend Alita or a
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an elite. I can't I'm sayingthis right an l a Alita Basically anyways,
she says, how often do youwash your bread knife? Thanks for
the question? Use seriously wash itover into it? You wash it with
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soap every time between cutting breads?Okay, well, then call me a
German vote because I probably haven't cutcleaned that bread knife in at least a
month. Pro germ. I shake, I just you know what, I
see the crumbs on top of it. I give it a quick bang,
a couple of bangs on top ofthe handle. I let it just fall
over into the compost bin or thesink, and then I call it a
day. Here's the thing, though, until I see a physical stain on
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it, I'm just gonna assume thatthe bread is like, it's safe,
it's good, it's clean. Mydad. So, my mom's big on
cooking and she has the set ofknives. They're quite expensive and she loves
and my mom gets I love cookingknife. Sorry, I got so excited
about them. These are fucking dopbass knives. I can give fuck about
cooking knives, but these are prettycool. Anyways, my dad gets my
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mom, I knew one of theseknives every year. So she has a
fucking boogie ass bread knife and Ihave to watch it a favor. Use
cross I feel bad. That's fine, it's a boogie one. Can we
put this on pause for a minutebecause I need to go to the bathroom
real bad? Fuck ship. Iwish everybody a fantastic weekend, a fantastic
day. And if you aren't listeningto us or following us already on these
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He goes here his answer any topicswants here to talk about, or if
you have any comments or any feedbackon how to make this a better experience
for you guys, let us know. Let us know when those dms or
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if you guys want to say hello, hey, We're always there to always
there to have jaky little check downin the dms they go down slide into
the podcast dms. Why don't youGitano needs it, no offense, Jack
needs it too. Dude, you'retalking about that wedding ring. I was
like, this motherfucker needs this.He needs to get married and have kids
when he on when he needs it, like if he can support it.
One I'm not saying right now,I'm telling you maybe I'm telling you flat
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out. If I have to workfour jobs, I will work four jobs.
But I'm having kids. That isa life requirement for me. I'm
having children, and if it happenssooner than I if it happens sooner than
I think to fucking that's that's God'splan. I'll just have to work harder.
By the end of the day.If I can have a little couple
half little knees running around, Yeah, that like life's kid. At that
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point, I'd be pretty beast.Say you everyone so much to listen to
this episode of Delicious, and weshall see you in the next episode.
Now that I'm saying this out loud, I am realizing that I was not
that quiet for this episode. Ihope my mom does not slap me.
Uh, take it easy and cachawpeace really quick or this is like this
is the PS statement at the endof the letter. I get made fun
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of saying peace okay by a fewpeople not gonna drop names. Actually yeah,
apparently it's you want to break traditionbefore the hundredth episode. Oh,
I'm just saying, people, Iget made fun of it, like how
stereotypical for saying peace. Fuck youpeace.
Cheese. Goat cheese cheese. Thatshit be fucking super sweet, not salty,
always white and always solid. Endquote beautiful. Welcome back to another
episode of Them Delicious podcast hosted byGuetano Perratory and Jack Hamilton. I'm Jack
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Hamilton, I'm Guetano, And tobe honest, we don't have a lot
to get into today, so Ifeel like today is just gonna be like
a freeom mind episode, you knowwhat I mean, Like a freedom mind
episode. I have a lot ofrandom questions in my head, but not
anything specific, per se. I'vejust been like brain dead because it's like
the first three weeks of school andmy shit's just fucking frying. Dude.
(00:45):
It's like you ever like have likea really you get a pan going to
make an egg and you put onlike nine you put it on max and
it's ripping hot, and you crackthe egg into the pan and the egg
just starts fucking bubbling and bouncing aroundand popping like crazy. That's basically what
the scene in my head has beenfor the past three weeks, just like
damn fucking bubble away, frying away. I have nine ams Monday, Tuesday,
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Wednesday, which suck deck big time. I hate that shit. Not
a morning person, not cut outfor it. But it's fine because I
don't have class on Fridays and withdays today Friday, so Friday Friday class,
no class today. We chilling fourday weekend. Let's get it being
chilling, all right? Check inguysano, how are you today? Doing
well? This episode, I'll trymy best to articulate myself and to still
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be clear, but I will notbe at not one hundred percent energy but
just volume at least on our end, because my mother is sleeping and I
respect that she needs to rest beforeshe goes back into work. Yesterday I
worked on a journal that I started, So I'm going to start trying to
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do a journal entry every day aswell on top of everything else I do
on my daily checklist, which islike du lingo, reading ten pages,
studying, working out, creating protein, just like listening of things that I
do every day. So yeah,I'm also going to try my best to
this episode and going forward to focusmore on not saying, not stuttering,
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and speaking clearly because the last episodeI was editing, as well as a
couple of other previous episodes I've beenlistening back, and holy fucking shit,
I am stuttering like a motherfucker.And I feel as though my speech training
when I did was when I wasa kid, is now falling apart.
So yeah, if anyone doesn't knowor anyone cares, when I was a
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child, I had problems articulating words. I would speak too fast, I
was mumbling a lot, and Iwould have a sorry, there it is.
I had a very big stutter,and so I went to speech therapy
for I think it was thirty minutesevery day. I would just be pulled
out of class in elementary school andthen just do a few lessons regarding speech
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therapy. Anyways, enough of me, though, I'm doing good. Though,
I'm doing very well. And yeah, today is a crisp four degrees
celsius outside where we are, andI saw birds outside. I was gonna
say, I saw like no snow. Everything's melted. The sun is shining,
and I'm not gonna lie. I'mvery excited to go on a drive.
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So because I'm gonna go see Tristantonight and some of his buzzy,
we're gonna little out for some drinks. And the fact that it's four degrees
you know, I'm not gonna buymy window down, but like just having
the sun beaming on your face ohso good. Speaking of which, I
gotta add to my checklist to addsunglasses to my car because I want to
do get lunch beats today. Holyfuck man, what it was my I
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want to get lunch beats like coldcuts that monastery. Holy fuck bro,
the sun is shining. Like driveto school, there's like a building that
the sun reflects perfectly off of highwaybecause like you know when you have the
you have that big turn by theFord Factory. Yeah. Yeah, like
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when you're going up. See you'regoing like eastbound, you're coming up,
you could just you go slightly upon an incline. Then you turn to
the right and there's those two buildings, two glass buildings, and they're like
they're like glass yeah, yeah,they're like glass cubes. But they have
that funny upside down gravital structure ontop slightly you know what I mean,
because it goes like in and thenit cuts it and it comes out on
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an angle. Yeah at the top. Yeah, those windows perfectly reflect the
sunlight early in the morning. Straightenedyour fucking eyeballs, dude, and it
is awful. I literally put mysunglasses on as I'm going up the hill,
I take the turn, and thenI take them off. Just yep,
No, I feel that. Imean the last time that happened for
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me was when I was going onset a couple of couple of weeks back,
because I remember like leaving home roundssix, seven o'clock, seven thirty
and around eight or eight thirty whenI was around that time. When I
was there, it was like justblinding me and I didn't have sunglasses set
up with the visor down, andit just did enough. But played classes.
Sorry continting, What were you saying? I'm gonna saying, oh,
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what excuse me? That's one ofa comment about the speech therapy thing.
I think. I so, Iused to do speech therapy when I was
like really long, really long,young, really long. I love lung
and it's I feel the same though. I feel like it's like falling apart
because my brain works a lot fasterthan my mouth does, like big time,
(05:36):
so I get caught on my wordsa lot. And I've also like
I rarely or I tried my best. I listened to the podcast. I
listened to a few episodes like i'dsay, out of a month, I
listened to probably two two episodes amonth typically is what I listened to.
I don't listen to a lot.I don't know. Why do you listen
(05:57):
to the podcast on your own freetime? I do every single episode oka
because I do it as I doit as a review. But would you
ever come like I mean like goback, Like I'm not saying the episode
that episodes this month are the episodesthat are posted this month. I see
the episodes I listened to this monthwould be like the episodes from like fucking
way back dude, Okay, thatand that's sorry. In that scenario,
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then no, I almost never listenedepisodes. I listened to them obviously when
to edit them, and I listenedto them once after I post them,
just to be sure. But Idon't. Yeah, no, I don't
listen to past podcasts almost ever,because I'm waiting for one of these days
where I'm like, fuck it,like if we do something for the one
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hundredth episode or whatever, just like, let's listen back to some of these
episodes. So I feel like acompilation would be funny, but that'd be
very hard to do. It's dude, I mean on your at least,
like i'd say, average episode isthirty minutes thirty times one hundred, that's
three hundred hours of editing or threehundred minutes three minutes divided by sixty whatever
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that numbers three hundred minutes at like, No, thirty tweet times ten is
three hundred, thirty times one hundredis three thousand. Dude, I didn't
say three thousand, fifth three hundred. Why would it be three hundred,
Oh, it's it'd be three thousandminutes. It would be three thousand minutes.
That makes even more. It's likethirty hours. Yeah. Yeah,
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It's fine though, because I feellike that's like a task that we need
to start like now and just taketime stamps. You know what I mean.
If anybody is listening to this episodeand wants to get paid, we
will just pay you to do that. Not only will you be able to
support us and you know, likeeveryone else, that's an absolute chad download
the episodes, but you lost getpaid in compensation. I mean, like
(07:55):
sounds like a lot, But ifyou could do a good job and get
some good bits and edit something together, I could easily he pays some one
a hundred bucks. Oh that mightsound cheap, but like that's a hundred
bucks from me and then whatever elseJack adds to it as well. So
yeah, anyways, but wasn't regardsoutside from that check in for you,
Like, how are you doing recently? Oh shit, I mean I kind
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of explained a little bit brains fuckingfried from school, dude, like,
I'm it's fine, Like it's nota hard semester. Just oh my god,
there's so much to do, man, and it's oh my god,
it's all bio courses and I'm justI'm drowning. At least they're not doing
calcul Thank the Lord above, I'mnot doing calculus anymore. I don't have
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to think about math ever again,dude, And I could not actually maybe
at some point, but like notin the next not in the next year.
I don't have to everything about fuckingmath ever again. So you only
have to think about math when youhave to correct me about from three hundred
minutes to three thousand minutes. Hesays, math three thousand minutes. Yeah,
yeah, but that's like that's likethe math I'm good at, though
(09:00):
in the calculus that's the shit differentiationand fucking you know what. I'm not
eve gonna talk about it. You'rejust gonna go back. But uh yeah,
no, I'm good though, I'mchilling. I've just been I'll be
good bye. I've been chilling withSpanky, spend a lot of time with
him. I literally go to schoollike from nine am to nine pm.
Come home, I'll play a matchaleague for like a match of league or
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two, probably an hour or two, and then I'll eat and then I'll
go to bed. That's typically whatevery day's been looking like for about three
weeks now. But it's whatever weget by. But I was gonna say
earlier there's two things another comment aboutOkay, so yeah, about the podcast
thing. I was gonna expand that, but then we started going on about
the podcast. I don't listen backto it, so I don't really know
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if I say it a lot.I don't know, and I don't know
if that's something I should consciously thinkabout when I'm speaking. But I do
know I did have to do speechtherapy for a little while because I would
do when I would pronounce my essays, I would get my tongue stuck between
my teeth. And I've been onlike this and whenever I'm like the simply
(10:03):
a mazing exactly, And it happensin two different scenarios. What I'm like,
my brain's going one hundred miles anhour in my mouth can't keep up,
or I'm hammered. Sometimes it comesyeah yeah, and then what else
I feel that? No, Actually, you and you in New Year's for
sure, you were slurring a littlebit like this smath Yeah, I could
(10:24):
hear it. I was also fuckingdestroyed on newdes That was the most That
was the last. I think,that's that's definitely the most recent time I've
seen you that fucked up. Though. Yeah, at one point you had
we went to go outside like justkeep drinking or whatever, like just on
your porch, and you like walkedaround the corner. You walked around the
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corner, and then when you cameback from wherever whatever you were doing,
you just came on the corner andyou almost fell in the bushes, like
you lean so much it was fellinto the bushes or like that little garden
bay like by your front door.I thought it was so funny because me
and just Sandy's just fucking laughing herasses off. Don't remember speaking of Sandy.
He's coming tomorrow. He's coming out. Yeah. Yeah. So for
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those of you who don't know,we have to s buddy Steve, who
is my friend Louise, Louis's friendwho they met in the military, like
they met in the military, andall the boys we play quite a bit
of video games. It's what wedo because we're not all from like the
same location anymore. Everyone's kind ofgone diversified and done their own thing doing
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whatever, different schedules and all that. So we still talk all the boys
every single day in a our snapchatgroup chat or b on discord when we
when we're gaming with each other.And anyways, Steve played a lot of
the same games that we did.I feel like I've explained this before because
this is not the first time I'mmeeting him or we're seeing him. But
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he's from Alberta, so we we'veknown him for like three years without ever
actually eat and this past summer wasthe first time because they're actually doing like
a training camp right now and it'snot too far from home base, so
he just gets like a weekend passand comes down. So we met him
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not long ago this past summer,and now he's coming down for the second
time tomorrow and out of a littleshipthead cousin named Sandy, And he's also
gonna be pulling up to which isgonna be pretty funny because he like gets
along with the guys. But it'skind of like a very hardcore love hate
because he's a fucking asshole. Buthe's also funny as fuck. So yeah,
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it's a complex dynamic. So he'sgonna be a bullyish like to shit
tomorrow, it's gonna be pretty funny. But yeah, I'm looking forward to
that. I don't even know howI got on topic of that, but
tomorrow I mentioned, Oh yeah,tomorrow, we're getting fucking We're getting liquored
properly, which I'm hiring for everybeginning. Today is my Day's day,
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one of my vendor because I haven'tstarted drinking yet, but I mean going
out tonight, and I'm also goingout tomorrow to Nostalgics concert downtown Toronto.
Were you gonna say, I don'trecall, Oh no, I was gonna
just I was gonna pull something outof my ass and just keep talking.
But I was like, Tana,probably something more important to say, because
I have a couple of things.So also from last episode, I had
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a few people in person ask mewhat the fuck the whole Austin Powers thing
was like, because remember, theidea of it was the thought of,
you know, every time Twisted Daleand I go out, we wanna make
this like we have this funny ongoingjoke where uh, let's see, we
have this funny ongoing joke where youhave to go up to a girl and
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say, like, do I makeyou randy? Baby? The clarification on
that would be that's just been ajoke, and like, yeah, the
whole do you might make you randy? Is just literally an inside joke.
There's nothing more to it. It'sjust we thought it'd be funny. And
the fact that someone actually a girl, a bunch of girls actually responded to
me saying that, like, ohyeah, fucking blew my mind. It
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was so funny. But yeah,just clarifying that, I don't think Austin
Powers is like no, Like,I didn't think it's more popular than you
think. Dude, if you wereto go up to like ten people and
do that, I can guarantee youit'd be like at absolute most one and
every ten people might get it.Like I've seen Austin Powers before, and
if I was drunk at a baryou were to say that to me,
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that would go straight over my head. Really, although I've seen all the
Austin Powers movies. Huh. I'malso like, not, if it's not
like an academic thing that I've studied, it's probably not gonna stick in my
head and go in one ear andout the other. So there's also that
fair enough, fair enough. WhatI was gonna say was earlier. There's
been like this common pattern anytime someonementions the podcast, but what episode is?
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Okay, I'm actually gonna ask youthis question. If you meet someone,
anyone, any person at all,and they were to discover the podcast
or you were to mention it orsomehow and they were to listen to it,
what episode do you typically hear about? Like? What episode do people
bring up if they were like,oh, this is a podcast, this
episode? Because there's there's two episodesthat people frequently bring up when I talk
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to them podcasts. Yeah, andit's the two possible worst fucking episodes they
could listen to by chance. Soseriously, yeah, which ones? The
Edging one? The Edging episode wherewe talked about edging for like fucking thirty
minutes. I still don't remember whatepisode that is. I don't remember what
episode it is either, but somehowpeople I meet I bring up the podcast
a week and a half later,like, oh, listen to the podcast.
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What you do? They're like,oh, you're talking about edging and
like the pre common seame retention andI was like, wow, I don't
know the retention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that episode and the other
one is where I went on atangent about the Hyaena penises, the Hyena
pseudo penis. That's the other episode, yes, because that was in the
title. I remember. I rememberthat one that was I swear every time
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someone listened to the podcast is likeI've newly met it's always one of those
two episodes. Hello Weekend and Hyena'sElongated clitteris that's the title. That's I
want to figure out what the Edgingpre common episode was because I'm concerned that
my parents are gonna listen to thepodcast for the first time and then that's
gonna be the episode they just want. And every time I got mentioned to
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my parents like you don't want toyou don't want us listening to him?
Like no, I don't I don'tcare. Go ahead listen to it doesn't
matter me, It doesn't bother meat all. But you're gonna hear something.
You hear me talk about some thingsthat I would never ever discuss with
you face to face ever. Andthey're like, it's fine. My mom's
like it's fine. I know youhave your own life outside of you know,
your family life. And I waslike a part, a part of
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me wants my parents listen to itthough, oh me too, Yeah,
my dad would laugh. I'm notgonna lie in the opera Tuned to Rise
is when you know my time hereon earth is ended. And then people
listening back to this as like amemorial thing, and it's gonna be like
the fucking it's us talking about,Yeah, like hyena clits and fucking and
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yeah it was a clit, right, it's on an actual penis. Yeah,
the clip march and yeah, andlike fucking all the edging and all
that shit, and people are like, wow, we're gonna remember him for
this. Truly an academic, trulyan academic. I think the episode that
at least recently I actually had acouple of people messaged me about was the
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episode A Guy's Life which is theone from December fourth. Yeah, Guy's
Life, so that that one andthat one, and I think it was
I've been meaning to go back andlisten to that yet, and then I
think it was Wait to Come Undone? Was that the one that moves about
the edging? Man? I gotno idea. I'm gonna have to ask.
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I'm gonna have to ask some people, why do we have an episode
called to Come Undone? Like cumfuck's sake? Man, Dude, I
don't know what. I don't knowwhat you're what you're smoking on when you
come up with some of these fuckingtitles. They're funny? Is fun the
transfiguration of fingers to a vibrator?What the fuck? Dude? I haven't
like, oh my god, I'vebeen sober from weed for a very long
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time, like a very long time, and some of these titles, Yes,
but you want to why. Ithink it's also because like hashtag head
for Mike Power, scrot Skin,Feline, Neuralink, and Chow with Bees,
the Dynamite Ducal Acts like these episodes. Dude, Okay, I remember
the Dynamite Ducal Acts. So becauseI was for like three weeks that was
(18:48):
like the combination of those three weeksthe Dirty Downers and the Dogs at Mala
Gibberish Gangsters featuring read Uh, Emilyand Noah's Notorious Nights. I have no
idea what that one's the horrible,the horny, and the horrendous. That's
a good episode, mister beast producingdick farts on Prime zenomar the fun?
Does that even mean? Wait?What? Where's that? One? May
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three? Mister beast producing dick fartson Prime zeno more? What? In
no way? Yeah? Oh wheream I building these? Bro? I
don't know. It's because it's it'sbecause like most of the time, when
I'm editing, or at least maybenot always editing, but HEA's publishing the
episodes, it's like I'll schedule thenight before so like it'll be like one
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am or something like that, andit's like, hey, this has to
be scheduled till released in six hours. Or if you're a hardcore fan,
you learn that like we love sorry, we release the episodes Monday mornings or
at seven am. But most recently, if you follow hardcore as a hardcore
fan, you'll notice that I'm releasingthe episodes sometimes as soon as we've done
that any of them. So it'slike one am, two am, and
(19:57):
it'll be unreleased. Core dumble deliciousfans. You know what a hardcore dumb
and delicious fans. Someone sends mea screenshot of them listening to the podcast
at two or three o'clock in themorning, I'll fucking I'll buy you a
coffee. On my life, I'llbuy you a coffee. I would be
I'll be very impressed with that.Imagine want to imagine went to bed and
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using this as like a lulla bye, Oh my gosh, sad. I
don't know if it's a sad thingor a good thing. I had a
couple of coworkers be like, yeah, well listen to the podcast. I'm
like, what do you think aboutit? Like, oh, we just
want to like hear you talking,like hear what you had to say about
whatever it was you're talking about.But we listened to it when we were
like about to go to bed,and I was like, it's a nice
thing. Is that a good thing? That's like it helps you go to
sleep? But also I don't know, regardless of some guys a comment because
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they listened to it, period,I don't think this is something that you
can listen to when you're going tosleep. This is like I want to
be. I do want to soundlike like a white girl in it where
it's like, oh my god,you know, where's the what crackhead energy?
I don't know. I don't wantto sound like that. But I
feel like there's too much. There'stoo much going on, and we aren't
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like either. We're boring as fuckand it wants you to sleep. But
I feel like the topics and theship we talk about, and just like
sometimes the bouncing back and forth getsa level two out of hand that this
really isn't something you can listen towhen you're falling asleep. At least my
opinion is elongated penis or glitterous andthat that geo voice. I'm looking at
one right now. The creating keegelsfascinates. So the natural world, the
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creating keegels, that's a good one. And then there's one more. I
just dipping my biscuit in it,dipping my big biscuit in it. Remember
that, why is that like ringinga bell? But I can't tell you
about what I can't remember where itwas from. But you said it like
that, you're referring referencing it forsomewhere. I was like, yeah,
dip my big biscuit in it.I don't know what yo goat. There's
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the Dad band, the Bonaceous Boys. That's a fun one. I need
to do more Dumb and Delicious onthe runs. We'd both need to do
more of those, because like thoseare fun as fun. I'm like editing
and I'll throw in those, throwin some random clips and it's fucking awesome.
I'm gonna hit them tonight. I'mgonna do that for sure. I'll
get one from Steve tomorrow. I'llgo on from Steve tomorrow. Yeah,
I get one from Steve Robin Rampagefarting for safety and Guy becomes the next
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magic mic question mark, keep chuggingless bugging. That's fucking awesome. This
is just a very boring one.It's called tweaking on pre Workoutahy. Whenever
people start listening to the podcast,where do you recommend they start from?
I tell them to, like,like low key, I tell them to
start episode twenty five because that's ourI was. That was our first Christmas
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special episode and like that was kindof fire. And then I also tell
them to hit hit the dairy Desire? Was it the dairy Desire or something
like that, like ten, right? Where is that one desire? Episode
sign episode thirteen, assignment thirteen.That's funny. I typically tell them to
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start from episode fifteen and forwards,like that's why. But we are getting
going, you know what I mean? Because the first ten episodes were like
we're learning the ropes and figuring outour structure. We are so focused on
like planning out exactly what to talkabout, what it is, what sequence,
not spending too much time on this, not spending too much time on
that, and then it very quicklyjust turned into what are you going to
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talk about today? What am Igoing to talk about today? Let's hit
record, see where it goes,you know what I mean? And that
thin percent of the time we don'tfucking talk about what we intended to talk
about because you'll say one thing,I'll make a comment, you'll go on
a tangent. I'm in a comment, then I'll go on a tangent.
And that's typically just how we fuckingyou know what I mean, Like I
don't even know how the fucking gothere what we're talking about right now.
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I wouldn't fucking tell you, dude, it just happens that way. Yeah.
I can't remember how we got ontopic of this, but we get
there. Well, we get there, yeah, but we got there.
Oh my goodness. I feel likewhen summer rolls around, we got to
get back to doing like in personrecordings, you know what I mean,
because I feel like the vibe,the energy is just different. The vibe
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is just different. And another drugepisode, dude, because those are those
are fucking dope. I actually wait, put your coffee mug up again,
Mickey Mouse, and they're both blue. This when I was in Disneyland,
when I was like, I don'teven know how old I was when I
was in Disneyland, but I rememberseeing this mug and I was like,
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I need it. I need it. So I've had it ever since.
It's my go to coffee cup.Because you ever, like, I can't
remember if I got this from myno no, or if I got this
from my aunt and uncle. Ithink I got this from my aunt and
uncle, but I don't know howthe same one. I don't know if
you can tell how beat the fuckit is, how scratched up it is,
and you see, you can kindof see how scratched up it is?
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Is that that's Comic Sands. Yourfucking thing is it is magical as
mug and it's in Comic Sands.That's hilarious. Yeah, dude, Disney
cup, Disney Cup two thousand,Disney cup. This is what is it?
What does it say on the bottomof your mug? Because mine says
Jerry Leigh Entertainment Apparel, authentic originalDisney Theme Parks. That's it. Say
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where it's made? Mine says madein Thailand. Says made in Thailand.
Nice Disney based Thailand from Thailand knowhow to make some mean coffee cups,
and they also know how to makesome fucking new vaginas what oh, lady
boys, Thailand is apparently is knownfor It's one of the places in the
world that's like known to do reallywell a really good uh sex change operations
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really Oh, because yeah, that'sbeen like a it's been a thing there
for like a while now, justlike Turkey is like famously known for like
abortures. I also know Thailand isknown for making some mean gear as well.
Oh my god, did you seethere's like there's a video online of
a ton of videos. There's onevillain line. I saw this guy walking
into like what looks like a conveniencestore, and he walks in and goes
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and goes, you have trend,and the lady goes, yes, Yes,
we have Trytate, Tryna bull aloneAcetate. I'm like, what the
fuck? Then it cuts to himlike walking out with a little vacuie.
It's like, you can go intothe convenience store and Thailand, get some
trend, get some tests, andthen also get like an ounce of weed
and a little brown beverage that willbasically just make it feel like you're on
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Hella opiates. Get what it's called. Get the name of the brown beverage.
Let me find the name of it, because it's kind of like a
schedule one drug thing is though.Okay, hold on, let me let
me, let me get, letme get. I love what we jumped
from what we even jumped from thetalk about the podcast to just to sex
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change operations in Thailand, to ohthat was the fucking coffee mugs, to
that and then now to trend.It always comes back to trend, bro
always comes back to gear. Heyman, all I'm saying is my turn
forty. I'm fucking hopping on Idon't care. I think it's I think
late thirties, early forties. Ialso probably will hop on that shrend.
But test because like just naturally ourtest ospin's gonna be lower, right,
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Okay, yeah, yeah one.So it's called kreatum is what it istum
like with a K or the CK A R sorry k R A T
O M and kreatum super legal butit was recently sure legal legal in some
places in Southeast Asia. Thailand isone of the lead producers of kreatum.
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And what what does it do?It is it? Youre like, what
is it? No a drug?It's a drug, but you brew it
like you brew coffee, and whenyou drink it it gets you just dumb
high, like stupid fried. Yeahdamn yeah. Apparently it's like an opiate,
an opioid. I mean, likemy dad said, though, yeah,
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something is legal, doesn't mean it'sgood for you. No fuck no,
dude, or it's okay for you. If you look up like side
effects of creative, it's like lowertest austerone literally fucking murgers your brain cells.
So it's like, oh, buthey, you know what you can
get that trend and test and youknow that trend antest from a convenience store
in Thailand for only fifty dollars Canadian. Pretty fucking dope, dude, if
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you ask me, I don't know. You can't do that shit around here.
Oh my gosh. You know,it's like crazy. I don't want
to get back my weightlifting, butit's actually bothered me pretty badly. So
I haven't weighed myself in a while, okay, And I decided to weigh
myself in the morning two days ago. Dude, I'm down like ten pounds.
Oh, and I don't know fromwhat I've been eating more than ever
in my life. I mean,yeah, but you did also go through
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that period of sickness, so youweren't going to the gym and shit for
like what a week and a half, so oh, we were like a
week and a half, almost twoweeks. Yeah, but like that shouldn't
have dropped me ten pounds, thoughit could have. You weren't eating as
much or you weren't, you know, and because you weren't working out,
you would have as much of anappetite. It's possible. I don't know,
man, it's fucking annoying, butI've still gotten bigger. I think
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my chest has definitely still got bigger. It's gotten bigger, but I'm down
the weight, which is pretty fuckingannoying. But it's whatever, man,
I swear. There's some dudes laughingat me in the gym the other day
because there's like two guys to myright and they kept like staring at me
and laughing. The I was like, what am I doing wrong? I
think it's because maybe I was grunting. Do you grunt during what? What
do you mean during what? Man? Pause? Why dude? Yeah?
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During what? Like? During whatexercise? Where is your head going?
Bro? Oh my bad? Uh? Everyone him? Anyway, Yeah,
I wouldn't say I grunt, butI deeply exhale, like I'm not gonna
go, but I'm gonna I'm gonna, you know, loudly breathe out because
I kind of goo a, youknow what I mean, like one of
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those especially when it's like a weightthat I feel like I'm gonna die on,
like yesterday and I was like,I'm going to free the area and
I'm gonna do incline dumb bell pressand I did that. I was like
the highest weight they have, seventyfive and I was like, I want
to do eighties. I'm not gonnawatch the this side of the gym just
hit eighties for one set and peoplethink this fucking guy I would. So
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I picked up seventy fives and Idid have a spot and they were staring
at me seventy fives. He climeddumb bell and they were staring at me
when I went for the seventy fivesand they started like I picked them up
and I sat down. Yeah,and then that's when they kept looking over
and laughing. I was like,do I have like a fucking shit stain
on my pants or like maybe maybeyeah, maybe fucking coffee stain on my
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shirt or something. Maybe you're maybeyou're sweating so much that like it was
leaking through your like pants, itlooks like you pissed yourself or you shit
yourself. That's why I only weardark sweatpants at the gym. Now I
don't do that anymore. I don'twear light colored sweat pass of the gym
at all. I feel as thoughif you're sweating from your ass, A
it's healthy and B it's a flexit is because that means you're fucking hustling
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dude, you're busting your fucking literallybecause again because again I'm gonna say this
confidently over the podcast, and thisis what I texted Jack the other day.
I said, Holy fuck, youknow you're it's just sweating a lot
when you can start to smell yourball sweat when you when I'm drenched from
the top of my shirt after Itake my pume cover off, and even
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my shorts below are also kind ofdamp, and then the ball sweat comes
into play. Bro, you knowthat's your time to eggs of the gym.
I was there for three hours doinga leg day and my leg's say,
do you feel bad? Not terribleby no, tomorrow is gonna be
worse, but the ball sweat.M M. That's fucked up, dude.
The fact that you did three hourlike work day was fucked work like
like workout. I was having sucha good time though I had good I
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had great carbs right before I hitpre workout like it was one of those
like I'm wired and enough, likeI'm awake enough to do it, but
at the same time like because atthat point the fuel from like food and
stuff was definitely depleted, which hadto make me, which led to me
having to stop. But yeah,so oh other thing, that's fucking crazy.
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I just thought of a I justthought of what happened a couple of
days ago. So Monday, Ihad a staff party and we had a
Y two K themed thing. SoI dressed up as a character from Jersey
Shore, and part of the characterwas like rings and stuff, and so
I accidentally put it on my lefthand index pointer. Note, what's the
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one that's in between your pinky andyour middle finger? Your ring finger,
ring finger? Yeah, ah,that's funny. So I put a ring
on my ring finger, and Icrashed my sisters that night because she lives
downtown and because i'd work in themorning, so you know, guy drank
until one thirty and then woke upto go work because bucket we ball and
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I'm young still so I can enjoyit. So I go, I go
to work, and it wasn't untilabout halfway through the shift that I realized
that the ring was still on.And then my coworkers started joking with me
and being like, oh, sowhen did you get married? You get
married over night? Did you justshotgun wedding? Like after you left the
party last night? And I waslike, and I was like, no,
no, no, and then likeI took it off, and then
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you know, I kind of wentand this maybe I don't sound this sounds
sad or this sounds good in away, but I kind of put I
kind of took it off and went, huh put it back on, and
I was like, hmmm, itfelt good to have a ring on my
finger. I don't know, likeobviously I've talked about it many times on
the podcast and to you into abunch of my close friends, but like,
I'm very excited to be married inthe future, I'm very excited to
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find that one person. I'm veryexcited to have kids, and you know,
for and then so for wearing Iguess for wearing a ring for a
day. By wearing a ring fora day, it kind of made me
feel good about myself. I'm notgonna lie in my head. I'm just
like, oh, oh, I'mwearing a ring. I'm gonna have someone
waiting for me at home, blahblah blah, et cetera. Like it
was just nice. So I actuallyended up keeping the ring on for the
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rest of the day and it feltgreat. And then I had a get
on the go train actually like doa double take and look at me,
because I was playing on my phoneand he was right across from me,
and he just kind of passed meon the knee and just kind of goes,
excuse me. I'm like, yeah, what's up? And he goes,
is that a is it a weddingband? And this guy's probably least
five or six years older than meand I and I just go I kind
of look at I go, yeah, why, and he goes, You're
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married, and I'm like, that'swhat a wedding band's for. And then
he just kind of laughs and goes, holy shit, are you rich or
something? How the fuck can youafford a wedding? I'm like at your
age and I'm like, well,how old you think I am? And
he goes he goes like twenty eight, twenty nine. I'm like, yeah,
I don't know, Like I'm justyou know, I've been doing well
in life. I'm like twenty two. I love doing that. They're just
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talking with strangers. It's like likelike, I'm sorry, but if you
my favorite thing is that if youa stranger or friend or whatever, but
more specifically a stranger, if youfeed me information you run with it assuming
things. I'm just gonna say,yes, I'm gonna run with it because
it's fucking hilarious. I mean,there's a buddy of mine, my buddy
Jake. He's our age. He'stwo thousand and one bro, and he
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the Viking Jake, the biking bro. He's married, and he was like
to buy me how much? Howhe afforded his ring? Where he got
it done? And he's like,it's like all he got it all customed
done right. He's married, Yes, Jake's married. In his rage,
he's twenty two. Yes, whatwatering and everything. Shout out to Jake
and the wife and everything. Prettyfucking dope because I remember, like damn
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he was. He's one of thefew guys that stuck around since like first
year, because I met a bunchof guys in first year. A lot
of them ended up, like youknow, after COVID, like didn't really
talk to him anymore. A lotof them dropped out several ways, change
programs with the different schools, Andit was Jake and Adrian were the only
two guys I was in touch with. And fourth year and Adrian graduated and
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Jake was doing one last class tograduate last semester doing a fifth year,
and I would see him for likemaybe fifteen minutes on Monday at seven pm,
leaving my class. I had towalk past and leaving one of the
buildings, and we would take thosefifteen twenty minutes and you just fucking run
with the dude. We just shootthe ship, talk about everything that happened
since I last saw him in liketwenty minutes. And then one day I
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walked him through his class and heended up skipping his class. Came all
the way to school for his oneclass just to skip up because we were
standing out front and we were justtalking about like he's a huge animator,
and we were talking about jiu jitsuguys in for a while and then I
was like, oh shit, likeyou mentioned you were getting married soon and
he was like yeah, dude,he's like working on the ring. And
then like two three weeks later,he shows up. He's working on the
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ring. He's bored to himself.No, no, he was, he
wasn't doing I no know. Hehe knows someone like a family friend who
just custom rings since he's getting onecommission. And then like two three weeks
later I see him and he's gota fucking ring. Dude, He's showing
me pictures and shit and he's goneat least got his on and everything.
I was like, dude, thatis fucking dope. Man. So shout
out to Jake. Dude, thatguy's a g that's crazy aggressive. You
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can happen. I don't be marriedthis early. You got hustle though,
Dude, do you know anybody thatdo you know anybody that that is like
from our hometown that specifically that's marriage. I can't think of anybody. No.
I do know one person as akid though, like serious relationship with
child. May be married. Idon't know. Don't really keep touching him
anymore, but I know they justhad a kid. It's pretty crazy.
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First person I know. Damn whoI like? Old friend, old friend
from like fucking elementary school. Ohtalking about wait we haven't we haven't,
Like he hasn't gotten married yet,but fucking deuce, bro, he's aged.
Yes, I forgot yes, oos, I totally forgot about that.
That's wild. Yeah, that's right, dude, that's my home, like
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fucking grade six dude. Uh,first time I met the guy even punched
me in the fucking eyeball. Hewas playing goalie and soccer and I was
like, you to the school andI was like, dude, you're talking,
You're letting every gold. Dude,You're You're fucking bad. Dude,
You're fucking bad, dude. Getot a fucking man. You're terrible,
man, You're terrible. Man.He's like, dude, I can't focus,
(37:58):
and then like I'm not. Iwas. I was just standing beside
the net. I deserved it.I was just standing beside the net just
talking shit to him for like theentirety of a recess. At the very
end, someone scores on him.I'm like, man, you're really gonna
fucking let that shit in. Andhe walks up to me and just fucking
smokes me in the face. Firsttime I've ever been punched ever in my
(38:19):
life. And I was like gradefive or grade six. I definitely deserved
it, though, one hundred percent. Yeah. Pretty cool though, because
my childhood friend Nevin was I literallymet him like thirty minutes before that happened,
and he's known duce, like heliterally just met me, and he's
(38:40):
non duce way longer. And thesecond I got like hit and front fell
down, Evan literally came like right, running fucking straight. Dude. Was
like, hey man, hey man, you're right dude. And I was
like, I was like, andthat's that's I don't know, we were
we were really really good friends wayback in the day. But I was
like, pretty interesting now that I'mthinking about it, thinking back, it's
like this kid I just metmediately flewInd stood out for me the second I
(39:01):
came to the new school, thenew kid, first three cents got punched,
and the fucking guys comes in defensebeing pretty cool. I just pieced
that together right now. While Iwas explaining that story, I Evan's actually
on my soccer team because I joineda soccer league with Ryan Martin's Edward Bronco
(39:22):
and like some of them justin oh, yeah, I was talking to Ryan
Martin's to the gym the other day, Ricardo and yeah, I know,
and uh, I was it wasjust like funny seeing Nevidy and I don't
know, and Never is just oneof those guys that, like, not
in a bad way at all.I just forget that he's not like an
NPC and he's like a more personand he's actually a very nice guy.
And it's just like I just keepforgetting. But he's just one of those
(39:44):
guys like you don't see all thetime. I don't see him a lot,
but like when you do, it'slike, I'm actually glad to see
Evan. He goes across the streetfrom me, so I see him quite
a bit. Yeah, you seehim quite quite a bit. But yeah,
we are coming cutting up, comingup on time. So I have
we got one question. We haveone question from my friend Alita or a
(40:07):
an elite. I can't I'm sayingthis right an l a Alita Basically anyways,
she says, how often do youwash your bread knife? Thanks for
the question? Use seriously wash itover into it? You wash it with
(40:29):
soap every time between cutting breads?Okay, well, then call me a
German vote because I probably haven't cutcleaned that bread knife in at least a
month. Pro germ. I shake, I just you know what, I
see the crumbs on top of it. I give it a quick bang,
a couple of bangs on top ofthe handle. I let it just fall
over into the compost bin or thesink, and then I call it a
day. Here's the thing, though, until I see a physical stain on
(40:51):
it, I'm just gonna assume thatthe bread is like, it's safe,
it's good, it's clean. Mydad. So, my mom's big on
cooking and she has the set ofknives. They're quite expensive and she loves
and my mom gets I love cookingknife. Sorry, I got so excited
about them. These are fucking dopbass knives. I can give fuck about
cooking knives, but these are prettycool. Anyways, my dad gets my
(41:13):
mom, I knew one of theseknives every year. So she has a
fucking boogie ass bread knife and Ihave to watch it a favor. Use
cross I feel bad. That's fine, it's a boogie one. Can we
put this on pause for a minutebecause I need to go to the bathroom
real bad? Fuck ship. Iwish everybody a fantastic weekend, a fantastic
day. And if you aren't listeningto us or following us already on these
(41:38):
next platforms, you can follow uson Spotify, iHeartRadio, Google Podcasts,
SoundCloud, Deezer podcast, Addict,Podchaser, and geosovin excluding SoundCloud. I
just realized because we still do notaccess to our SoundCloud accounts, So all
those except for sounding Cloud, thankyou very much. And YouTube YouTube.
(41:59):
We are an on so uh.If you want to catch any of our
social media you can find us onInstagram at dumb and Delicious. Our personals
are linked in the bio. Ifeel free to send us any questions.
He goes here his answer any topicswants here to talk about, or if
you have any comments or any feedbackon how to make this a better experience
for you guys, let us know. Let us know when those dms or
(42:22):
if you guys want to say hello, hey, We're always there to always
there to have jaky little check downin the dms they go down slide into
the podcast dms. Why don't youGitano needs it, no offense, Jack
needs it too. Dude, you'retalking about that wedding ring. I was
like, this motherfucker needs this.He needs to get married and have kids
when he on when he needs it, like if he can support it.
One I'm not saying right now,I'm telling you maybe I'm telling you flat
(42:46):
out. If I have to workfour jobs, I will work four jobs.
But I'm having kids. That isa life requirement for me. I'm
having children, and if it happenssooner than I if it happens sooner than
I think to fucking that's that's God'splan. I'll just have to work harder.
By the end of the day.If I can have a little couple
half little knees running around, Yeah, that like life's kid. At that
(43:08):
point, I'd be pretty beast.Say you everyone so much to listen to
this episode of Delicious, and weshall see you in the next episode.
Now that I'm saying this out loud, I am realizing that I was not
that quiet for this episode. Ihope my mom does not slap me.
Uh, take it easy and cachawpeace really quick or this is like this
is the PS statement at the endof the letter. I get made fun
(43:30):
of saying peace okay by a fewpeople not gonna drop names. Actually yeah,
apparently it's you want to break traditionbefore the hundredth episode. Oh,
I'm just saying, people, Iget made fun of it, like how
stereotypical for saying peace. Fuck youpeace.
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