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Speaker 1 (00:12):
And your music fades in.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Welcome Back to Earth is Ghetto, the only podcast where.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
We sip the tea, spill a little of our own,
and wonder daily why aliens won't just beat us up. Already,
It's Monday, July twenty eighth, twenty twenty five, and if
you made it through the weekend without cussing somebody out,
ghosting a group chat, or googling how to fake your
own death and start over, congratulations, you're doing better than
most of us.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Today.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
We've got a.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Lot to cover, from headlines that feel like plot twists
to social media chaos that proves Earth.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is still very much in retrograde.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So grab your coffee, light that incense, or scream into
a pillow if you need to, and let's get into
it because Earth is still ghetto, and apparently we renew.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Whats up y'all today? Already? Weekend. This month is July, Lubie,
and I don't know if it's just SE's her birthday month,
or I had traveled or what. In my it's like

(01:25):
three of my family member's birthday months and just a
it's been a busy month, but this is what's going
It is July twenty eighth. Alrighty now, good googling, luging.
How are y'all doing this weekday? I had a good weekend.
I went and saw, uh.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
What did I see before?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
People?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
The movie that came out this weekend. My brain has
escaped me. But the movie that was out this weekend,
of the four people watching, I'm gonna remember here, Shirley,
but it was okay, that's how much non remember Fantastic four. Gosh,
the movie that was out with the fir people. That's
how much it was. Okay, Superman was way better. Superman

(02:12):
was way better, but it was like it was all
right those after credits they had to stay four where
it's trash though for real. But I guess if we're
really bored, you can check it out. I've never been
a Fantastic four fan. I kind of just went because
my son wanted to see it for his birthday, so
I did that. My art showing my food was hurting,

(02:35):
but I still went to the gym. It just hurt
out of nowhere. I guess I getting old, but I
still went to the gym and thumped it out because
my body does what I say. It's not the other
way around. It's still got my ice addiction. I literally
was just breaking up ice with a screwdriver here shortly.
I'm probably getting myself a sore throat or something. I

(02:56):
don't know. It's it's getting crazy, this ice addiction. Other
than that, what else, y'all? My husband's working on an
engine rebuild. I broke down and got a new phone.
I got that downsumfold. I was influenced. Uh so, spent
too much money today at the AT and T store,

(03:18):
for sure. I don't know what's y'all, nothing really, I mean,
the weekend was a freaking blur.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Real man went by fast.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I am sure I'll think of something funny to say
about what happened this weekend, But it literally was a blur,
like clean my house on Saturday, went to the movie today,
jim all that. So I don't know when I think
of it. I tell y'all, let's see what I liked
done here. Let's see what I got, y'all. Why that

(03:53):
chatchie should be the news? I didn't feel like fighting
with her on this news. Somehow, this lady has a flamingo.
She was rolling with it and it's all up in
her face. I guess her friends shout, I don't know.

(04:14):
Corey Hogan responds to Aery spears comments about Ice Cube
calling him a supersucker for kissing a man and says
he's really mad because Cub won't give him opportunities like
he does other comedians, or.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like, you didn't even say the SA relaxed because everybody's
words are coming back to bite them in the behind.
You kissed a man in the mouth on the video
and said, wow, you with oil. He was a supersucker.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Now a few people are like, you didn't even say
he said.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't want to repeat.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
You can go look it up.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
It's all over the talk about the gooey raccoon.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes, the dude who got beat up and ran off
the internet for six months and came back people through
a little internet camera like.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hey, y'all, can I come back? He was a sucker.
Go on those.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Safe podcasts and talk crazy man.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Big boy them did you? Was solid that big boy
that was like, should we let this fool out of here?
What what this fool say?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Man?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
You disrespected somebody who is responsible for helping so many
comedians get up in the game, and you man, because
he didn't pick you. That's where all that came from.
And the reason he didn't pick you, homie, is because,
as my man uh Eddie Kane Junior said.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
You playing well, guess what. You ain't gonna get it
because you ain't got it.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Prey Holkna do not let off of the airy stairs,
which is good because I don't care for aery stairs.
What is this? My doctor sleep and she wakes up.

(05:59):
She kind of attack you. She's dad, Well, she wakes up,
she's gonna attack you. You need to get out of
the shade.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
She's right behind you.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
She's right behind you. Do you that dog wouldn't happen
it They was trying to pray. They're line dancing in church. Now,

(06:46):
this might be fun just to people moving and that's crazy.

(07:13):
That's who's nice of a neighborhood for that to be
going on. Alright, let's see what else we got popping y'all,
pop block and dropping third yeard. NBA veteran Marcus Morris

(07:33):
was taken into Costin in Florida, Florida, and is being
held with alvond on a felony out of state Warren
for writing a bad chat. Okay, Marcus Love Island Stars
Janae Kenny might have broken up right on the street.
As Kenny, they was out at a nice event and
some girl came up to Kenny and was like, we

(07:54):
did the horizontal tango or whatever they call it, and yeah,
they broke up. Moving in together is a great way
to speed up the end of a relationship. I mean,
it just depends. Getting mad at your partner because they
don't want to do to do with you. Is weird behavior. Yeah.

(08:20):
Sig Sur sues Washington Police Academy over sig P three
twenty Pew Pew band amid safety concerns. What's the song
you're currently playing on repeat? Actually? I was trying to
ask that's something funny. So I was trying to ask
cha Tisha a song. I was like, what's the song?

(08:42):
And I like hummed the tour and she said it
sounds like you said eee, yeah, the song that I
had that now I can't even remember again. Uh, I'm
not even gonna try to force myself to do that
right now. Heller Sandler pays tribute to the Lake Cameron
voice and Happy Gilmore too. Can a woman get her

(09:06):
kids ready for school without shouting? Please recommend ways to
do it for me? Because my wife shouts too much.
Somebody said, help.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
Me.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, I'll help the lady. Oh for Gil King, Chris
Junior and Chloyd Kardashian and Tyler Perry were all up
a Beyonce concert in Vegas tonight. I mean there's some
rich people. They gotta hang out together. It just makes
life more effortless. Nobody's begging for nothing. Nobody like you know,

(09:40):
I get it, I get this. They didn't want to
be around the poors. Chat gptco Sam Auman says people
share personal info with chat GPT but don't know chats
can used as court evidence in legal cases. So hopefully
you guys aren't confessing to things on there, like bad

(10:03):
things that will get you locked up. I just found
out most women actually talk to one person or no
one at all. Germaine, Dupree, Bunnabee Bankronee j money Shine,

(10:33):
Paul linkedop for Magic City Monday and shut the City
of Atlanta down. Self was playing had to aggressively dive
to avoid a mid air collision with another plane. That's scary.

(10:58):
Grilla is selling her lugshot T shirts. So the tea
app got hacked. Some men was mad about that, and
they got hacked. Knowing with a thousand dollars a month

(11:19):
car payment should be given financial advice. I know I
ain't paying one thousand dollars. George Santo's begins a seven
year prison sentence. Burd control pills for men just pass
their first human safety trial, and experts see they plan

(11:41):
to be available on shelves by the end of the decade.
End of the decade, a little men actually take them.
That's my question. What's something that smells amazing the taste awful?
A lot of cast roles smell really good, but sometimes

(12:03):
when can get into them, it's like somebody said, coaching,
of course. Perfume, liver and onions, yeplaundry detergent, yes, nasty coffee, Yeah,
they don't even smell. It's me air freshener. Somebody said men,

(12:24):
vanilla extract, lemons, grossl sprouts, groszel sprouls, stink and taste good.
Somebody said watermelon. I loving some watermelon. Somebody said soap
soap for sure. Why are y'all eating perfume and soap?

(12:45):
It's my question. Somebody said cinnamon. Cinnamon will take you down, okay.
Somebody said licorice. You'll love me some chizer So Sean
Kingson's mom said, after being sent to five years for
a million dollar fries skin, her intention wasn't to get rich.
She only wanted to swip for her son in a
difficult industry. Nintendo Pace says that Brio and Peach are

(13:09):
not a couple, They just good old friends. Let's see
what else we got, y'all. Tennessee schools to sick kids
show up or get sent to court doctors. Notes mean nothing.

(13:30):
What y'all want the kids to come to school sick?
Jay Z wants to bring a seven billion dollar Caesar
Palace casino to Times Square or Broadway is fighting back.
Trump accuses Beyonce, it Oprah, and Al Sharpton of taking
illegal endorsement money from Democrats. RK Junior sets a fire

(13:52):
entire panel behind free cancer screening and HIV Man's Trump's
spemen is giving six hundred million states for immigrant detention.
Florida's already on it. Fifty wins big against Young Buck

(14:15):
order to pay every two hundred thousand and a bankruptcy case.
I think about fifty. He gonna get his money if
you owe it's on what's a harmless A lot of
people telling relationships that actually causes the multi damage. Really,
it's always boiled down the money for real. Somebody said,

(14:35):
I'm fine, happy wife, happy life. I love you. It's okay,
never mind, we can't talk about anything. I promise I'll
never hurt you. That's just my friend. I block down,
that's my bro sys. I'm not hungry. Yeah, hunger can

(15:00):
get you in trouble. Dastiny's Child popped out in Vegas
for Beyonce's Calbary Carter finale. They wish I would play
the music, but they will straight up strike me. I

(15:23):
don't think you're read it for this journey. They looked good.
Florissa Shills dominates in her latest fight. She won against
line downs still undisputed seventeen and Oh wonder, Valela gonna
bite orknot. The Treasury Department wants you to help pay

(15:49):
thirty six point seven trillion national debt with Venmo and
PayPal as a Christia for a six and a half
year prison sent for Sean Kingston. NFL finds over a
hundred players for reselling Super Bowl tickets and me a

(16:11):
Young Boy shouts out Trump on his new album. If
your ex texts I miss you, are you responding or
respecting your current relationship? My eggs don't have my numbers,
so please cereal. Bud Sniffer arrested again at Burbank Walmart

(16:32):
out on parole, a thirty eight year old registered defenders
back in Cussy after being arrested Tuesday for legendly sniffing
a woman at a Walmart and Bourbank just stets away
from where he may Headlinense twenty threwenty three for the
similar it Uh incident. By the time the officers arrived,

(16:52):
the man who walked across the lots Walmart using security footage.
Police follow his movies and what they saw was both
disturbing and familiar. Officers say Crowder trailed a female shopper
into the women's section, crouch behind her, and then sniffed
her buttocks. He was confronted and taken into custody at
the scene. New Susan Crowder's first time facing these accusations.

(17:14):
He went enviral last year after woman posted a TikTok
video showing him creeping up behind her at a Barnes
and Noble in the same area. The incident made national
news and proud to other women to come forward Crowder
lives in Glendale, has a lengthy rap sheet, including convictions
on Burgley robbery and indecent exposure. He's also been linked
to multiple prowling cases. Seems like Crowder needs to be

(17:39):
back in the slander. Somebody said, just pay for it.
Whenever he was sniffing, was coming straight out of his ears.
People saying it looked like this will be sailings. Somebody said,

(18:01):
why his ears looked like balloon knots. Somebody said the
previous chargers went out w in one ear and out
the other. Trump boj Ga, Gellen Maxwell limited immunity to
get names on s silence. North Carolinia charge North Carolina

(18:28):
Pat Glumor charged with video shows her abusing dogs and
word would pop them dogs. The man who attacked eleven

(19:01):
people at a Michigan Walmart is indeed James got fantastic
for a open soil returner eighteen million skins. I knew
I would see the thing to be reminded of it.

(19:25):
The airplane passenger tackled after yelling out the end of
America on a flight mm mm mmm. People were crazier
and crazier and playing and telling Chorus's Little Fight uh,

(19:50):
Mellon got his toes tattooed hot cheetoes. My sister always
calls when Imbert, Like I said, just never fails. Never fails, dude,
mind you, I talked to her all day to day.

(20:13):
Somebody said they missed Ai when he used to spend
for al Alan Iverson shere receives her certificate of citizenship

(20:47):
in Africa.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
And.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Beyonce was hugging Latoya's kids and Beyonce her poor needs child.
Woo whoo. Beyonce that me she was sore. Y'all gotta
stop bothering her after these concerts. Listen, I'm I walk
like that and then like that when I first wake
up in the morning and she's dancing all day. So

(21:39):
the astronomer uses uses Chris Martin's ex wife Lenneth Paltrow
as a temporary spokesperson following a scandal at his Coldplay concert. Weird,
But they are just milking this little thing here. I

(22:09):
think all the news maybe get really repetitive. Houston woman
deniaboarding Spirit Airlines after receiving cosmetic surgery despite doctor's clearance.
Houston woman recovering from cosmetic procedures says she was unfairly
deny a boarding the Spirit Airlines on Miami National Airport
despite presenting medical clearance from her doctor. She had fallen

(22:32):
from Houston to Miami last week for the procedure she
chose on the disclose. After several days of recovery, she
returned to the airport with the doctors no stating she
was fit to travel. But when she tried to check
in at the Spirit counter, she says, the staff refusal
at her board makes that the Spirit staff went accepting clearance,
citing that it wasn't in a format rewarding them at
the requirements. We don't have any writing verbatim and the

(22:55):
statement Sphair Airlines defended his decision stand their alien agents
followed standard proceed they were refunded their money. I mean,
these bbls, it requires a lot for these plain people
to accommodate ch'all. I don't know why they just don't
get a van and drive wherever they're going. A TikTok

(23:44):
too is accusing Kim Kardashian's grandma MJ of being an
unpleasant customer at home Gooods. She was always such a bee.
I mean that lady looks old and mean. So I
wouldn't expect her to be nice because she's very old.
She's a little cranky. Ray J says he tried hard

(24:09):
drugs for the first time after Whitney Houston's unalivenment denies
doing drugs with her. He said he was so effed
up after that. Having ray J just tell us what
happened to Whitney, that's all I want to know. I
don't want to hear the rest of the mess because
you was a wi her. Pennsylvanian couple susan funeral home

(24:34):
after they were giving a box contaminating their son's brain.
The father says the box smelled bad and began linking
fluids in his vehicle. That is terrible and so sad.
Mm mm hmm. That's mortifying. Clarissa, better than have Papoose's

(25:04):
name tattooed on her hot Cheetos. American Airlines flight fels
take off in Denver due to lending your failure. One

(25:26):
person has been hospitalized. Donald Trump shared a meme of
him and jd Vance chasing Obama in the famous bright
bronco used in the OJ thing Interesting. Muhamma Alway's ex

(25:57):
wife says that she and Layla is gonna get whooped
by Caressa. She said, I don't care how much money
she gonna get, she gonna get whooped. Clearly she don't
like them people. She said that Layla Mama stole her
husband as some child. This grandma is not the one

(26:25):
that co cru at a grandmother's seven And an army veteran
took down a passenger who she says was trying to
storm the cock cut pit on the Delta Airlines. I
know that's right, girl. When people be flying, they don't play.
Every time I've been on a plane and people have
been acting a fool, my th are passengers they they

(26:47):
will shut it down. They do not be acting scared.
They like not Today. A twelve year old South Carolina
boy passes away into due to a bream eating Amiva
contracted it from Lake Murray and he's got cleaning and

(27:09):
meet Kennan swim in these lakes. Mm mmmm. The thirty
nine year old from Cincinnati is behind bars after assaultant
and eleven year old girl he met through an online
game and picked the girl up and drove her to
his column. M m m. We was appears that fifth

(27:41):
housekeeper accuses Smokey Robinson of harassment and battery. As the
criminal investigation intensivived, Mochi bedder gone and pay that money. Alright,

(28:03):
I I'm not gonna let Chatisha. I feel like we've
news overloaded ourselves and she'd be fighting with this movie anyway.
So i'm'a let us slide and i'm'a ride on to
my story time. So this m twenty three year old

(28:41):
janitor passes away after use of a Jersey Mike sub
as a dial doo. Somebody said, I guess he let
Mike have his way with it. Somebody said they just

(29:03):
open TikTok mm mm mm. Somebody said he should have
used subway mm mm mm. I don't even wanna be
the er nurse in this.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
And no, we don't think it's.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Cute that your kids just ordering their food. We don't
wanna hear the shit or 'em kids off the speaker
order the food ain't going by your beds.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
They make him a job for.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
We don't wanna hear their children on.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
The speaker perspective.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Somebody said, I want a Feat five and a chee buger. Yeah,
it's I get you, trying to teach 'em confidence. Bring
'em on inside if you want to teach 'em confidence,
But the drive through the speaker's already terrible enough. Somebody said,
I wish my parents would realize that that your kids
is the only adorable to you.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
From one nigga to another, you're not crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
They really do get you fucked up.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
My husband had a heart attack this morning, and you're
probably wondering, why are you smiling.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's horrible.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Yeah, it is, except for the fact that he accidentally
put down his girlfriends as an emergency contact on one
of the forums.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
So not only do they call me and let me
know that.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
My husband and father of my children is in the
hospital for having a heart attack, they went ahead and
let her know that he was in the hospital. So
I show up there. I'm there with my kids. We're
all in the room, and suddenly they let her in
and they go, hey, here's his wife.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
And I I look at the nurse.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
The nurse has not been in there before.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Like, it's not her fault.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
She didn't know that I was the wife or in
there it with some other nurse mix up. This woman
walks in just like hi, honey, and I'm like, who wait, wait,
you're not the wife because I'm the wife, and she goes,
I'm what what?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And I go, who are you?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
She goes, I'm his girlfriend. Who are you?

Speaker 7 (31:06):
And I go, I'm his wife.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
These are his children. And he's just sitting there.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
And you can just see the monitor like that heart
he's gonna have another heart attack.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
And I was like, yo, what We're gonna.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Leave and let's y'all my that's crazy.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Nothing beats a hit to you holiday. And right now
you can say fifty pounds papasn't that's two hundred pounds
up for a family.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Of fool.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
These Yet two holidays are out of control. Somebody said
he hot homeb in his grass, not the grass having
heat damage. Somebody said I thought this was a gender reveal.
No in math one push and pulled from growing up.

(31:55):
Uh uh. He was like, I don't care if this
thing is smoking. He was determined to get a gas cut.

Speaker 10 (32:01):
So I want to make a video kind of showing
you guys how powerful these MRI magnets are. I just
have a safety pent tagged a piece of string. It's
is at one point con tesla thirty thousand times. There's
gravitational pool. It depends on the size of the objects,
how much of there is it? Is it ferris or
non fairous? If any magnetic or not? And an MRI
would have this same called the missile effect. And certain
objects can get up to forty miles an hour and

(32:23):
this and a split second when the magnet riz it
and this stuff will really fly.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
So and when I say to it.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Is super important, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Thanks. This is related to the hotel.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
How many people chicken? Do you are?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
A hundred? I don't even maybe a god damn one
hundred packs?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Here's for god down ten pieces cause I'm not making.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
A hundred do in the mood unfolded for me names.
This is related to the hotel.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Kay, here a scent last.

Speaker 9 (33:02):
Nothing beats a jet to you holidays and right now
you can save fifty pounds per person. That's two hundred
pounds off for a family of Paul.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Chill these yet tools and then took a turn for
the worse.

Speaker 9 (33:19):
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you can save fifty pounds per person. That's two hundred
pounds off for a family of Paul. We've got millions
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(33:45):
you can Trustational Protective.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
If you want to see the video version of this.
For all that don't follow my YouTube, it's on YouTube
and love marriage. But these jets two holiday things sound
near a chel cold, Jim.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Carr fucked up, don't pant, don't trip with these heads.
Maybe y'all can do met I can fix any car
on the plane. Mike.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
So there's so many videos of Mike falling asleep. At
first I thought it was a drug problem, but I'm
certain to think he has like a sleep in disorder,
because a man fall asleep all the time. But people
keep having him working their cars.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
We're not gonna make light.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
And if he was brave to be out there in
that little chair, I mean, Joe old one shoe one boot,
shoo sho ship boot.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I think that I want to get by pears.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
If you'll go around try your nipple, because you trying
to keep up with the world.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
God gonna get you.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
God gonna get you.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
They get you, Nipple Pierson, you might as well join
the nipple piers a team.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
But Mr Tim, after that, I wanna get back.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
One thing about uh black mamas that I need to
be added to that trying to keep up with the
world is so normal. They love saying that phrase. We

(35:48):
got a one no one noise minimum. Honey, this is
part to y'all.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We're on a weather forodcast.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
We are selling the Silver Sea from my last come
back to back con But y'all listen, I thought I
was going on a NYD trip, y'all. I didn't know
this was gonna turn into the Titanic two point Oh y'all.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Oh my, this one minute, y'all, we would step in
tea the next night we are. I'm then it feels
like cause we're driving.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
The Machasa bull out here, y'all. Even my last is CEC.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
My last is a seat tacked over here.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Y'all take na look at these waves.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Look at these waves, y'all.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Can y'all gonna leave?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Look how I look?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
How if one in?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Just keep us in your prayers. We are headed back
to back, back to Vancouver and let me go intouse.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
My hair come off, girl can be me.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Rebecca you now, Trump gonna get you up, man, Gon
gonna support you. I ain't here now, Rebecca And Germany.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Germany, there you go.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Germany. How are you going now? Never gonna get you out.
I'm gonna look.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Go hold on, hold on, Maggie's gonna get you out.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
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you can save billy pounds papasand that's two hundred pounds
off for a family of all. We've got millions of
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baggage included. But now the Jets to You Holidays package holidays,

(37:41):
you can trust you're protected.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
These Jets Toos students, Darling, hold my head. No, we
need to see the police arrest him. Police don't know
how to apprehend him. If he didn't get a rested,
he didn't put a hand on anyone. He tried to

(38:08):
slap his hand away with his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
How you gonna be? I mean, I get it. I'd
be mad every day too if I didn't have arms.
But I get it. In the summertime, you know, you
can't wipe away your sweat. It's a lot of reasons
to be mad in the summer without arms.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Watch me as I chemically straighten my hair. So one
thing that I've realized in making this video is that
I literally cannot talk while doing anything, so voiceover.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
It is so pretty much.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
I've decided to do this because when I went to
the barbers today, I showed them this picture and my
barber said that he could do it, but it wouldn't
look like that because I have more weighty hair. This
Skuy's got super straight hair. My hair's not really that curly,
but it definitely has a wave to it. So I thought,
let's do this instead of having to straighten my hair
every day. I used to do this years ago because
whenever I grow my hair, it doesn't really grow down.

(39:04):
It kind of just grows out and it kind of
gives Margaret fat vibes, which is kind of not one
going for here. I'm just taking half of the two
components that you need to mix together because I don't
need all of it, so I can use the rest
at another time. Do you get some funny looks buying this?
Because it is a black hair product? I even had
a woman in boots shout at me from across the
room saying that's not for you or you're not going

(39:26):
to use that, are you? And I just laughed and
said it was for a friend. But anyone can use it.
You just don't use it as long if your hair
isn't as coarse. So I'm just applying it here. I
kind of try and not get it right on the
scalp because I don't really like how it feels afterwards.
It kind of clings like the hair just kind of
clings to your scalp, and yet it kind of makes

(39:46):
you feel like you're baled. So I'm just kind of
lightly pressing it onto my hair, and then I'm using
a comb just to get it all the way through.
But actually, when I looked at the instructions afterwards, they
said don't use a comb because that could cause breakage.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
But I'd already on it.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
So it says ten to twelve minutes. It's been about six.
I think you might leave it on for another like minutes.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Then you wash it out and you use this shampoo
that they give you as well as this conditioner that
you leave them for fifteen minutes. Right, And this is
what it looks like after it's all been washed out.
My hair generally looks pretty straight when wet, so but yeah,
it does look really quite straight hair. So my scalp
is a bit red and sore, even though I tried

(40:31):
not to get it on the scalp. But yeah, that
will clear up in a day or two at the most.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
You want to see it. Drive what it's looking like
right now.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
It's definitely like a lot straight up, but it's I
don't know, I kind of feel like I'm going.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
It's kind of quite coming out of my head.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Maybe if I thry it differently. Then.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
I just spent what felt like forether with hair wax
just trying to start it. It was kind of unruly,
like it wouldn't really I don't know, it was really
difficult to style. I would probably use some sea salt
spray if I could next time. But yeah, this is
kind of the final result. I'm pretty happy with it.
I think in the next few days it's going to
like relax a little bit more like not be so unruly. Yeah,

(41:20):
so what do you think would you do this?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
I've never seen in Caucasian person us a relaxed before ever.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
Grandmother before she pays, she was like, yeah, it's good
because like she didn't.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Want me to be with.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Person.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
People don't like it for much that word, I don't
want to worry. My mama didn't want me to be
with you. She's a slopers, not a s person. Good Mike,

(42:15):
right here the sight I can pass these blades. Look fight.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Oh yeah, I was shying to say.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
That same name.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Another video Mike found asleep working on these cars. Oh no, no, no,
oh Mike, no no, I would never ride on a

(42:48):
horse in water.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
That's why you got shoes on this damn dog. Mom's mom,
come in, shoes.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
Come in, mother fucking you, man, because you got a
little fucking blue Sways shoes. Come here, man, take them
damn blue Swede shoes off.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
That damn dog. Why that damn dog got shoes on them.
That's why he's so fucking up. The fucking blue Swede shoes.
Why you got he said?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Good hem. All right, y'all, Happy Monday. Y'all had a
blest week. Inspirations on the way, y'all stay bless to
take you to.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
He said, this is this is last part. So David
came to the two hundred men who were so weary
they could not follow whom they also stayed by the brooks.
So when they went out to meet David and the
people who were with him, David came near to the people.
He greeted them, and all the wicked and worthless men
who were with David answered and said, hey, because they
didn't go with us, we're not gett giving him any

(44:00):
of the spoil that we have recovered, except every man's wife, children,
that they may lead them away and depart. We don't
even want them around us. But David said, my brethren,
you shall not do so with what the Lord has
given us, who has preserved us and delivered us into
the hands of the troop that came against us. For
who will heed you in this matter? But as his

(44:22):
part as it goes down to battle, so shall his
part be who stays by the supplies. They share a light.
So it was from that day forward that he because
step six and your recovery plan is you have to
be able to be to step into a place to
redistribute the recovery. See, God can't trust you with recovery.

(44:45):
If he can't trust you with redistribution, it's going to
be a space. And I feel this very heavily that
you are going to recover some things that were stolen,
and the temptation is going to be to hoard it
for yourself. That God gave me back this and you
didn't go with me, and so you can't benefit of this,

(45:06):
and you can't benefit that, ain't God, heart, Because I
gave you more. I blessed you with an abundance so
that you could be a blessing. I didn't feel you
up too, so that you can fill your house and
your land and me and my fore and no more. No,
I'm blessing you with more because I need them to
see that I am the God who recovers, that I

(45:27):
am the God who redeems. And I'm gonna use your blessing,
your recovery to exemplify my grace and my mercy. But
if you hoard it for yourself, they'll never see that
I'm the God who answers. So you got to be
able to redistribute the recovery. Luke twenty two and thirty

(45:47):
two says this, and this is Jesus talking. But I
have prayed for you that your faith should not fail.
And when you have returned to me, strengthen the brethren. Listen.
You are going to recover, because that's God's promise, as
long as you are willing to submit, even your distress,

(46:10):
even your brokenness, willing to make the exchange the heaven
is for the garment of praise. If you worry about
the things that you can control, God is going to
take care of the things that you cannot. But once
he opens that door, he's trusting you to now be
a conduit of the recovery. So people in your neighborhood,

(46:33):
people in your family, people who are around you can
see that God is a god who is good for
his word, and if he said it, it's going to
come to pass. See, we get so caught up on
everything I'm going to get back. A large part of
this recovery plan is what I'm going to do with
what I get back, Because somebody around you needs to

(46:57):
know that God is not a liar. Somebody around you
needs to know that God has not forgotten and He's
going to use everything that he gives back to you
even more so that people around you can see his goodness,
his grace, his mercy, his power, because surely you will recover.

(47:26):
Oh everyone's saying, everyone's saying, I don't know what you're
all is will help me all the spirit. I don't
know what you have lost. I don't know what was stolen.
Hear me. It may have been displaced, but it is

(47:53):
not destroyed. Your purpose is not destroyed. The plans that
God has for you is not destroyed, and He has
not changed his mind about your future. I feel this
so strong. Some of you have been carrying this weight

(48:14):
of thinking that God forgotten me, that I lost, that
I could never get it back. The devil is a liar.
God is able to redeem the time that was lost,
that was stolen. And whatever you're awe is Holy Spirit.

(48:35):
I pray now that you even reconfigure our perspective of
what all is because for some of us, some of
the things that you are pursuing as this is the
thing that I want to recover, it's not even what
you need to be focused on. Because God has more
for you. That's more peace, there's more joy, there's more joy.

(49:04):
The scripture says to Isaiah, to give you the oil
for joy for mourning. And I'm praying now that this
be the week that morning comes to an end. Oh,
your look, that morning comes to an end. So with

(49:25):
every eye close, every eye close. If you're in here
today and you're saying, listen, I want to be in
a space where I can make that exchange, where I
can recover all and I'm tired of doing it my way,
and I want to get connected to this Jesus so
that I have the power to get back everything that
was stolen from me. I want to be able to
strengthen myself and the Lord. I want to be able

(49:47):
to dwell with him. I want to be able to
walk with him. I want to be able to have
a relationship with him. If that's you, this is your day.
This is your opportunity to connect to this relationship that
God can now lead you into a space of recovery.
So we're gonna pray this prayer, all of us under
the sound of my voice, and we're going to unite

(50:08):
this house. And I believe that when we come all
together one place, on one accord, the spirit of God
is going to fill this room just as it did
in Acts, and that the power of recovery, the anointing
for recovery, is going to fill our homes. So repeat
after me, Jesus. I need you come into my heart,

(50:32):
into my life. Want to try to repetide. So this
is turns epetide and this is the number one, and
take control. I surrender my will for yours. I surrender
my hurt to you. I surrender my pain to you,

(50:54):
and today I want to make the exchange your praise
from heaviness. Today I give it all to you. Come
into my life and lead me so that I can
align myself with your will. Jesus, I believe that you

(51:16):
died for me, and that you rose for me, and
you rose with all power in your hand. And because
you got up today, I get up out of pain,
out of brokenness, out of being lost, and I declare
today that I am Yours in Jesus' nave. Amen,