May 6, 2025 • 30 mins
A comedic program featuring a whimsical fire chief character, delivering humor through sketches and musical numbers.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Texico Service stations and dealers from coast to coast
present the fire Keith Quartet, Don Worrs and the Fire
Keith Fan, Raham, Maximmy and ed Win the Perfect Pool.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Tell you I peak today the probably different you watched
it to stay deep. I've got an interesting subject for
you tonight, rein Connie. Where do you suppose you were
a million years ago? Oh that's the silly question, praying, No,
I don't even remember where I was last night. Math, No, Jeeve,
I don't mean that. I mean where did you come from? Oh?
I came from the third small town, Graham. It was
(00:47):
practically a cemetery with life. Jeez. Did you go to school?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I went to college, Graham? College day. What were your
college Colorge? Oh, the way you doubt me? I get
don't gray? No, but what were your college colors? Orange
and gin? See what became of your ancle? Oh he's
in the Rena State Fitness now, Graham? Is he running anything? Keep? Oh? Yeah,
every time he looked at his book, you know, his
(01:11):
screams rents the air.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Was hell.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh it's not so well today, Graham. He went to
a nightclub last night, you know, Oh, drank too much. No,
ain't didn't Graham. You know my uncle, you see him,
he's got piano. Lay here. Helen Morgan was in the
club and she sat down on him. Well, she's what
to do over the weekend? Oh, I took a vacation.
I went out of the Atlantic ocean, grayand I had
a room faxing the ocean the Pacific. I went on
(01:38):
a two day fishing spender. You know that's any facete. Oh. Well,
the faith day I was fading the fish seat off
the hook. You know that heavy luck. The second day, well,
I caught a flounder, but I threw it right back.
Graham white him for throw a flounder back. Well, I
didn't want to fish that had been stepped on. The
icy season started down there last month. No, Graham had
(02:00):
started two months ago. You're wrong, Keif the oyster season
begins in the first month, it has an iron, that's right,
that's September. No, what about Augusty good at this art? Wait,
you you're gonna waste time catching your fish keeps. I'll
find mine on the mark. Well, I'm there, you set
of market, Graham. Really, I've got a brand new song.
I went down to play about the butcher. The market
made me think of the butcher. The name of it
(02:23):
is put your arms around me, play that. See, yeah,
(03:47):
haven't been on your farm late? They no grand This
is Indian summer. You know, I'm afraid of Indians. How's
the fire? Oh? Well, I went to a fire yesterday, Graham.
A big fire keeps no brand. The man hardly made
expensive the steeve. Where was the fire but in the speakeasy? Graham?
Did you get that fast teeth? I told you was
in a speak easy, didni?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I got there before the hook and ladder was the
my fragmentee? Well, I saved the man started, Graham, and
I was talking to her when the man that's that
the pot of the gad You know? He called me Mirro?
Why'd he call you a mirrow? I don't know. He
claimed he was baiting up and I was fiddling around.
I don't know. Besides that, he was all for men
at the Graham's for interfering with his fire. He kicked
(04:29):
me right in the stomach. Oh why didn't you kick
him back?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I wouldn't take him back?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well then it would have been his paint again. Where
were you when the alarm came in. Seed, what's that?
Where were you when the alarm came Oh? I was
at the fireman's ball, Graham. Oh I was dancing when
the alarm came in. You know now, dancey with a
very poor thin girl. When I laid the alarm, I
slid right down the girl to the floor. You're too
(04:57):
much for Meiki, what's the music going to be? Well?
We broke how much glass at the fire land. I
think we'll have the news get It's the sort of
a love strong about plant. The title is you are
a paint in my window.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Three a man of fordom held farm to our friends,
(05:36):
one more for the same.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Farmer.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Ray one Molly on my room way, panting our vas arm.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We all let a ramp, let a ram with a.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Ramp, Loyalty with the ramps, with a ramp with a ramp.
Victory to the fight, the fight to wear a lot
of bikes on the love pray wall on the ray,
(07:03):
One Molly on the.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Way, one.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hand, on battle song, we wan one Molly on the way,
(07:38):
And on battle.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Song, I want to talk to you. I want to
keep you, d keep I want to talk to you
about one of America's greatest rezarts. Oh, I don't want
to hear it. They nearly ruined me, right thoughts. Oh no, Jeth,
(08:00):
I said resarses. Oh I thought you said race. No,
I was wearing the oil. That's terrible, Keith, there's a
radio symbol of Texico fire chief Gasolino. But tonight it
means something else too. It means say yes when your
serviceman asked to drain off summer worn oil. For now
is the time to get rid of the thinned out
(08:21):
summer oil in your pankcase is and refill with a
correct trade of fact proof Textico said the golden motor
oil that blows at zeal. Don't forget to say yes, yes, Graham,
you'll you'll breathe a nation of yests men. But if
you know what I mean by a yes man, oh,
of course I know what to be by a guest man.
(08:41):
It was a famous book written about it. On the
name of it is a man without a conferry. That's all.
What I'm getting at is that now the time that
came to the correct trait of motor oil for fall
and winter driving. Yes, why don't you use Texico or
any other good oil? Drain and refill tomorrow. Remember to
say yes. It's the fifty answer to may I drain
(09:03):
summer worn oil? That's all I have to say. Well,
I'll stick to my horse, just to say pray. Oh sheee,
just didn't I put enough fire in that?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes, you put enough fire in the speech? Play but
I love this well d says you didn't put enough
of the speech in the fire.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
My mother and my father nay to me, all make away, lovely, b.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Why do I live a.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
W I have the afrothees well tonight stop for Graham
(11:35):
and too good? And I have seen it in Russian myself.
You know, the hero of the top rate is the
Russian baron. He's a baron of ideas. His nose is
like an interesting book. It's read to the very end.
Way I don't really started. You realize that as the
cake rises Graham, Yeah, the baron is taking a bet
(11:57):
and the phone ring and the boy that me and
bottle of Jim. The baron said, I'm sorry, but you've
got the wrong best stuff. To me, that's lovely. Anyhow,
things are very tough with the barons. He was a
dollar a year man during the war, and he's trying
to get his own job back. So we fightly looking
(12:17):
for Wait, he gets a job as a grass straightener
grafts straightener, a grass straightener in the park. You know.
His job is to straighten the grass after a couple
of them sitting on it. So he meets this sweetheart.
She once won a beauty contest. She was Miss Frankenstein
of nineteen twenty eight. Oh, lovely girl. She's very, very
(12:41):
strong girl. She is so strong that she miss iron
fences with probod in his ideas. Yes, she's also a
laundress Gyde And it's two years ease and the hero
finds her ringing out the old and ringing in the
news as well. He takes her in the house. They
sit in the dark room ray There they are trying
(13:04):
to develop the film on their teeth. Believe it, se
tell her after the story, I can't wait. I'm not laughing.
I've got a cold. You know, I drank out of
a damn plays. Listen, it says, it seems that's a hero.
(13:26):
It seems that the hero brought a sweetheart one rose.
He is staying it with flowers, but he stunned. Well, anyhow,
when the when the sweetheart sees one road. She see it,
You see it right back to the hero. She see
it so hard she wrenched her eyebrows. The hero says,
(13:47):
I can't get a rise out of you anymore, but
I love to eat the saint. He says, what's the
matter to you? You don't see your sleep south tonight,
And she says, well, I can't sleep to night. Well,
he said, if you can't sleep when you're good and
that to night once, count see why didn't sleep? She said,
that's why I can't sleep. I live right next to
(14:07):
the stock yard.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Lay that time.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The second act rayam. The second act shows the baron
working in a passage back right the force of the
fact and no storms this week. He said to the baron,
He says, you're not tailing out much passage today, And
the baron said, I wouldn't taint out a dog on
a day like this. The hero retained to its little grapefruit.
(15:56):
That's what it calls its white cause that's grapefruit. Because
every time he squeezes and she hits him in the eye. Anyhow,
his wife was one woman in a hundred prams. The
trouble is that she found it out. If they go
on the baron's retain home. The wife says, where where
have you been so long? And he said, well, I'll
(16:16):
tell you. A Polish friend of mine died and I
went to the cemetery to see a pole for a card,
said thank. The wife so angry, she starts to fizz.
You know me, you get angry how you fire? And
she says, where would you be a professings for me?
(16:38):
That took me seven hours to point anyhow? In her hand.
In her hand, the wife had the bottle of cod
liver oil and her hand is shaking terribus. And then
he said, you must play to control your emoption. Some
of these make me hysterical.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
He said no.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
She said, I never want to see you again. I
know you like someone else. I never thought the tails
piangle would ender our lives. He said, what do you mean?
And she said, don't you know what in the tails
tiangle is? What? And about it says, yes, that's what
mats to candy wear. Wait I had a way tom
(17:21):
Wait now don't hurry. Only that story just done with
so the wife said you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Talk like that.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And that's short but drinking and he said, I don't
drink as much as I used to lately, all I
see our little goddess sake, you think she has him erected.
And the couple keeps fighting even in the court, and
the judge it always goes my goodness. He says, order
in the port, and the bars said, nod, take a beer.
(17:51):
The judge said said, look this you too much touch
of the parting of the waves. What are you going
to do about it?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
What are you.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
As well as we are at the party of the way,
Let's go n a filling places say that during the
(19:27):
tire see scared that, we'll say the little light fill. Anyhow,
the sight, the sight I finds the baron in Switzerland
here is really a most differesting act. He is lost
on the mountains in Switzerland in the Stow storm rail
one of the famous Saint Bernard dogs. You see, big Damara.
We'll let the dog find him. And the dog has
a small barrel whiskey tied on attack. You see no pickets. Well,
(19:50):
the baron sees him, and he sends the dog back
for some ginger ail, and I will. Anyhow, his experience
in the mountains has sorted the barons, and he now
has a swiftful look well. He sees the house to
be asked for something. Teach the house sheets said, here
is some lovely swift mountain. Sheees out yourself, she said,
(20:12):
I said out, I didn't say hell. Oh, I thought
you break it. He says. Home. He said to an
old friend when I left my wife and I we
were at lagerheads, and the friend said, well, I think
she still lives there. So the baron rushes down the loggerhead.
No jay z. His wife meets him and says it flash,
(20:33):
you have come home. The baby has been walking for
five months. The baron said, walking for five months? Five goodnutes?
Where was he walking from? That night? The baby yelled
out three times. The father says once, bner, and it'll
be four boards in our warm Wait, that's the play
on way. So the wife says, well, if you'll pick
(20:55):
on that child, I'll tweak your nose. The baron said, though,
you're up to your old tweaks again, and the wife
said you bruce. And the baron said that child looks
like a little squeak gabon to me. The white said,
how dare you call him? A gammon? Takes back that
cannon and the baby said, oh, mom and Papa are
playing back abon. The wife says, don't you like the
(21:19):
baby's armond eyes? And the father said, yes, I think
they're anhing.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
No, he is bad.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And the baron is now very wealthy. He made us
money manufacturing Radsberry for days. He buys a shooting large
discutin with a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
One night they are playing bridge and the baron Graham.
The baron died at the bridge taper and they bury
him with simple armon. Well, when they mean the baron's will,
what do you think the will says? What if the see?
The will says, I have Raspberry for days, American and
shooting for Desan scovered. To my son, I leave the shooting,
(21:58):
and to my wife, I did the Radsberry.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Wait about I see you yet?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Heef. For this time of year, own nature prepares for
the colder while they're to come. Oh, you don't have
to tell me that gray huh. Even chickens. The chicken
up my ponds for ferry for the cold weather. I
don't know. Yesterday I saw one of my chickens laying
in the supply of coal. Se Well, I got old chief,
Why that's what I'm getting out that from now on,
(23:15):
Summer warn oil in crank case is danger. The cold
days require a different grade of motor oil. Yes, the
summer grade should be drained off and the crank case
refilled with a correct grade of fact proof technaico. The
golden oil that flows at zero. It keeps the motor
from running down. It's the same as a human feeing.
He's what's the first thing you would do if you
were run down?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
If I was run down, dray, and the first thing
I'd do would be side He gets the cause like something. No, why,
I don't mean that seat at all.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well, that's what you el No, I.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Mean that any machine must be prepared for colder weather. Oh,
fire chief, gasoline is good in all plains of wet. Yeah,
but the oil should be changed in cold weather, from
the mighty high powered automobile to the lowly washing machine.
Now I'm going to stott it Graham Andred you said washing,
go ahead, But let's have to play the famous watch
Woman's song. What was I'm ashamed of this play by
(24:06):
head song The watch Woman's song. The titlem it is
that's slipping the doo.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
From everything, getting the thing popping lolla, pomp and lola.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
That means everybody that no long to kick up to
he a litty a pomp and lolla, pomp and lola.
You can learn it anywhere else that gol I did
law of Devin Wall and.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Told everybody's bad up.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
From Pansy Cavy ladybody.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Not jee.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
A lot of letters here, so we just might as
well get to them. Get the answers, all right. Here's
one from Covington, Kentucky. Yeah, here kee, last night my
wife became the mother of a seven pound baby girl.
I pasted up them down the hospital's cart at four hours.
Do you think there's anything worse than the than the
suspense I went through last night? Signs proud Papa. Dear
cord Papa, I agree with you in a way. You
(26:29):
sure must have stopped, but you should be glad the
baby is a girl and not a boy, so she
will never suffle like you did last night. See yeah,
I want you to listener that I'll ever hear it.
Will you come over and listen. Here's the one from Hatboro, Pennsylvania.
(26:50):
Dear Keeth, we have just moved into a New York park.
It has a breakfast milk in the kitchen. But every
time I try to get into what I upset the table.
Can you tell me the best way to get into
a breakfast nook, Signed commuter deer computer the best way
to get into a breakfast? Look at the fate, walk
passed it, then back into it. The same as talking
of cars said, here's one from Gamba your Jersey, dear gee.
(27:12):
All the papers say the slumpers over. You think the
depression is arrested, signed hoping deer hoping, Yes, the depression
is erected. It was directed in nineteen twenty nine and
it's done three years already. Oh right, old here look
at that. Here's one from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. So I'm like,
(27:33):
I'm playing my show there next week, raand we'll all
be with here. I know you're coming up there. Yeah, jeez,
I hurt one of my floating ribs last week. I
have an accident policy, but the insurance company won't say
me any money. What do you make out of that?
Sign compensation, dear compensation, You had the wrong kind of inshorting.
You say you had accident and had said, how do
you say that? Graham's the other way. There's two seeds
(27:55):
here instead of analysis, it said according to all other
here compensation should have said that you had accident insurance,
and George Couple is floating insurance. That that is the
state you'll fight a floating with. You should have marine insurance.
That's what I did. At said that said, well, here's
one from San Diego, California saying, hey, I go, that's
(28:15):
weaving international piety to holding the conventions right. I should
be there. I could did Our three year old baby
swatted a penny and two dimes. My husband is out
of work, and he says he can't afford a doctor,
and he keeps feeding the baby heat. What do you
make out of that? Sin worried mother, dear worried mother,
at the baby small three coins and as your husband
is out of way, he gave the baby heat to
(28:39):
try and raise some money.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
And everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
This company presents over a coast to coast network ed
winds the fire Chief, supported by a cast of more
than fifty artists, including Don Borries, the Fire Chief Quartet,
and Graham Maximin. Louis Witten, speaking for the Texas Company,
extends its invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour,
again speaking for the Texas Company. I wish to take
this opportunity to remind all car owners that now is
(29:22):
the time to change to winter grade motor oil. When
you're a serviceman asks permission to drain off summer worn oil,
say yes, Then he can perform a real service provide
you with the correct grade of motor oil that will
properly protect your car during the colder weather. To Tom,
whenever you hear the siren and bell, think of technical
(29:42):
fire chief gasoline. This is a national Broadcasting Company.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
W e AS.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Here you are
The Texico Service stations and dealers from coast to coast
present the fire Keith Quartet, Don Worrs and the Fire
Keith Fan, Raham, Maximmy and ed Win the Perfect Pool.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Tell you I peak today the probably different you watched
it to stay deep. I've got an interesting subject for
you tonight, rein Connie. Where do you suppose you were
a million years ago? Oh that's the silly question, praying, No,
I don't even remember where I was last night. Math, No, Jeeve,
I don't mean that. I mean where did you come from? Oh?
I came from the third small town, Graham. It was
(00:47):
practically a cemetery with life. Jeez. Did you go to school?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I went to college, Graham? College day. What were your
college Colorge? Oh, the way you doubt me? I get
don't gray? No, but what were your college colors? Orange
and gin? See what became of your ancle? Oh he's
in the Rena State Fitness now, Graham? Is he running anything? Keep? Oh? Yeah,
every time he looked at his book, you know, his
(01:11):
screams rents the air.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Was hell.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh it's not so well today, Graham. He went to
a nightclub last night, you know, Oh, drank too much. No,
ain't didn't Graham. You know my uncle, you see him,
he's got piano. Lay here. Helen Morgan was in the
club and she sat down on him. Well, she's what
to do over the weekend? Oh, I took a vacation.
I went out of the Atlantic ocean, grayand I had
a room faxing the ocean the Pacific. I went on
(01:38):
a two day fishing spender. You know that's any facete. Oh. Well,
the faith day I was fading the fish seat off
the hook. You know that heavy luck. The second day, well,
I caught a flounder, but I threw it right back.
Graham white him for throw a flounder back. Well, I
didn't want to fish that had been stepped on. The
icy season started down there last month. No, Graham had
(02:00):
started two months ago. You're wrong, Keif the oyster season
begins in the first month, it has an iron, that's right,
that's September. No, what about Augusty good at this art? Wait,
you you're gonna waste time catching your fish keeps. I'll
find mine on the mark. Well, I'm there, you set
of market, Graham. Really, I've got a brand new song.
I went down to play about the butcher. The market
made me think of the butcher. The name of it
(02:23):
is put your arms around me, play that. See, yeah,
(03:47):
haven't been on your farm late? They no grand This
is Indian summer. You know, I'm afraid of Indians. How's
the fire? Oh? Well, I went to a fire yesterday, Graham.
A big fire keeps no brand. The man hardly made
expensive the steeve. Where was the fire but in the speakeasy? Graham?
Did you get that fast teeth? I told you was
in a speak easy, didni?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I got there before the hook and ladder was the
my fragmentee? Well, I saved the man started, Graham, and
I was talking to her when the man that's that
the pot of the gad You know? He called me Mirro?
Why'd he call you a mirrow? I don't know. He
claimed he was baiting up and I was fiddling around.
I don't know. Besides that, he was all for men
at the Graham's for interfering with his fire. He kicked
(04:29):
me right in the stomach. Oh why didn't you kick
him back?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I wouldn't take him back?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well then it would have been his paint again. Where
were you when the alarm came in. Seed, what's that?
Where were you when the alarm came Oh? I was
at the fireman's ball, Graham. Oh I was dancing when
the alarm came in. You know now, dancey with a
very poor thin girl. When I laid the alarm, I
slid right down the girl to the floor. You're too
(04:57):
much for Meiki, what's the music going to be? Well?
We broke how much glass at the fire land. I
think we'll have the news get It's the sort of
a love strong about plant. The title is you are
a paint in my window.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Three a man of fordom held farm to our friends,
(05:36):
one more for the same.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Farmer.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Ray one Molly on my room way, panting our vas arm.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We all let a ramp, let a ram with a.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Ramp, Loyalty with the ramps, with a ramp with a ramp.
Victory to the fight, the fight to wear a lot
of bikes on the love pray wall on the ray,
(07:03):
One Molly on the.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Way, one.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hand, on battle song, we wan one Molly on the way,
(07:38):
And on battle.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Song, I want to talk to you. I want to
keep you, d keep I want to talk to you
about one of America's greatest rezarts. Oh, I don't want
to hear it. They nearly ruined me, right thoughts. Oh no, Jeth,
(08:00):
I said resarses. Oh I thought you said race. No,
I was wearing the oil. That's terrible, Keith, there's a
radio symbol of Texico fire chief Gasolino. But tonight it
means something else too. It means say yes when your
serviceman asked to drain off summer worn oil. For now
is the time to get rid of the thinned out
(08:21):
summer oil in your pankcase is and refill with a
correct trade of fact proof Textico said the golden motor
oil that blows at zeal. Don't forget to say yes, yes, Graham,
you'll you'll breathe a nation of yests men. But if
you know what I mean by a yes man, oh,
of course I know what to be by a guest man.
(08:41):
It was a famous book written about it. On the
name of it is a man without a conferry. That's all.
What I'm getting at is that now the time that
came to the correct trait of motor oil for fall
and winter driving. Yes, why don't you use Texico or
any other good oil? Drain and refill tomorrow. Remember to
say yes. It's the fifty answer to may I drain
(09:03):
summer worn oil? That's all I have to say. Well,
I'll stick to my horse, just to say pray. Oh sheee,
just didn't I put enough fire in that?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes, you put enough fire in the speech? Play but
I love this well d says you didn't put enough
of the speech in the fire.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
My mother and my father nay to me, all make away, lovely, b.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Why do I live a.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
W I have the afrothees well tonight stop for Graham
(11:35):
and too good? And I have seen it in Russian myself.
You know, the hero of the top rate is the
Russian baron. He's a baron of ideas. His nose is
like an interesting book. It's read to the very end.
Way I don't really started. You realize that as the
cake rises Graham, Yeah, the baron is taking a bet
(11:57):
and the phone ring and the boy that me and
bottle of Jim. The baron said, I'm sorry, but you've
got the wrong best stuff. To me, that's lovely. Anyhow,
things are very tough with the barons. He was a
dollar a year man during the war, and he's trying
to get his own job back. So we fightly looking
(12:17):
for Wait, he gets a job as a grass straightener
grafts straightener, a grass straightener in the park. You know.
His job is to straighten the grass after a couple
of them sitting on it. So he meets this sweetheart.
She once won a beauty contest. She was Miss Frankenstein
of nineteen twenty eight. Oh, lovely girl. She's very, very
(12:41):
strong girl. She is so strong that she miss iron
fences with probod in his ideas. Yes, she's also a
laundress Gyde And it's two years ease and the hero
finds her ringing out the old and ringing in the
news as well. He takes her in the house. They
sit in the dark room ray There they are trying
(13:04):
to develop the film on their teeth. Believe it, se
tell her after the story, I can't wait. I'm not laughing.
I've got a cold. You know, I drank out of
a damn plays. Listen, it says, it seems that's a hero.
(13:26):
It seems that the hero brought a sweetheart one rose.
He is staying it with flowers, but he stunned. Well, anyhow,
when the when the sweetheart sees one road. She see it,
You see it right back to the hero. She see
it so hard she wrenched her eyebrows. The hero says,
(13:47):
I can't get a rise out of you anymore, but
I love to eat the saint. He says, what's the
matter to you? You don't see your sleep south tonight,
And she says, well, I can't sleep to night. Well,
he said, if you can't sleep when you're good and
that to night once, count see why didn't sleep? She said,
that's why I can't sleep. I live right next to
(14:07):
the stock yard.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Lay that time.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The second act rayam. The second act shows the baron
working in a passage back right the force of the
fact and no storms this week. He said to the baron,
He says, you're not tailing out much passage today, And
the baron said, I wouldn't taint out a dog on
a day like this. The hero retained to its little grapefruit.
(15:56):
That's what it calls its white cause that's grapefruit. Because
every time he squeezes and she hits him in the eye. Anyhow,
his wife was one woman in a hundred prams. The
trouble is that she found it out. If they go
on the baron's retain home. The wife says, where where
have you been so long? And he said, well, I'll
(16:16):
tell you. A Polish friend of mine died and I
went to the cemetery to see a pole for a card,
said thank. The wife so angry, she starts to fizz.
You know me, you get angry how you fire? And
she says, where would you be a professings for me?
(16:38):
That took me seven hours to point anyhow? In her hand.
In her hand, the wife had the bottle of cod
liver oil and her hand is shaking terribus. And then
he said, you must play to control your emoption. Some
of these make me hysterical.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
He said no.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
She said, I never want to see you again. I
know you like someone else. I never thought the tails
piangle would ender our lives. He said, what do you mean?
And she said, don't you know what in the tails
tiangle is? What? And about it says, yes, that's what
mats to candy wear. Wait I had a way tom
(17:21):
Wait now don't hurry. Only that story just done with
so the wife said you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Talk like that.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And that's short but drinking and he said, I don't
drink as much as I used to lately, all I
see our little goddess sake, you think she has him erected.
And the couple keeps fighting even in the court, and
the judge it always goes my goodness. He says, order
in the port, and the bars said, nod, take a beer.
(17:51):
The judge said said, look this you too much touch
of the parting of the waves. What are you going
to do about it?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
What are you.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
As well as we are at the party of the way,
Let's go n a filling places say that during the
(19:27):
tire see scared that, we'll say the little light fill. Anyhow,
the sight, the sight I finds the baron in Switzerland
here is really a most differesting act. He is lost
on the mountains in Switzerland in the Stow storm rail
one of the famous Saint Bernard dogs. You see, big Damara.
We'll let the dog find him. And the dog has
a small barrel whiskey tied on attack. You see no pickets. Well,
(19:50):
the baron sees him, and he sends the dog back
for some ginger ail, and I will. Anyhow, his experience
in the mountains has sorted the barons, and he now
has a swiftful look well. He sees the house to
be asked for something. Teach the house sheets said, here
is some lovely swift mountain. Sheees out yourself, she said,
(20:12):
I said out, I didn't say hell. Oh, I thought
you break it. He says. Home. He said to an
old friend when I left my wife and I we
were at lagerheads, and the friend said, well, I think
she still lives there. So the baron rushes down the loggerhead.
No jay z. His wife meets him and says it flash,
(20:33):
you have come home. The baby has been walking for
five months. The baron said, walking for five months? Five goodnutes?
Where was he walking from? That night? The baby yelled
out three times. The father says once, bner, and it'll
be four boards in our warm Wait, that's the play
on way. So the wife says, well, if you'll pick
(20:55):
on that child, I'll tweak your nose. The baron said, though,
you're up to your old tweaks again, and the wife
said you bruce. And the baron said that child looks
like a little squeak gabon to me. The white said,
how dare you call him? A gammon? Takes back that
cannon and the baby said, oh, mom and Papa are
playing back abon. The wife says, don't you like the
(21:19):
baby's armond eyes? And the father said, yes, I think
they're anhing.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
No, he is bad.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And the baron is now very wealthy. He made us
money manufacturing Radsberry for days. He buys a shooting large
discutin with a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
One night they are playing bridge and the baron Graham.
The baron died at the bridge taper and they bury
him with simple armon. Well, when they mean the baron's will,
what do you think the will says? What if the see?
The will says, I have Raspberry for days, American and
shooting for Desan scovered. To my son, I leave the shooting,
(21:58):
and to my wife, I did the Radsberry.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Wait about I see you yet?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Heef. For this time of year, own nature prepares for
the colder while they're to come. Oh, you don't have
to tell me that gray huh. Even chickens. The chicken
up my ponds for ferry for the cold weather. I
don't know. Yesterday I saw one of my chickens laying
in the supply of coal. Se Well, I got old chief,
Why that's what I'm getting out that from now on,
(23:15):
Summer warn oil in crank case is danger. The cold
days require a different grade of motor oil. Yes, the
summer grade should be drained off and the crank case
refilled with a correct grade of fact proof technaico. The
golden oil that flows at zero. It keeps the motor
from running down. It's the same as a human feeing.
He's what's the first thing you would do if you
were run down?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
If I was run down, dray, and the first thing
I'd do would be side He gets the cause like something. No, why,
I don't mean that seat at all.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well, that's what you el No, I.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Mean that any machine must be prepared for colder weather. Oh,
fire chief, gasoline is good in all plains of wet. Yeah,
but the oil should be changed in cold weather, from
the mighty high powered automobile to the lowly washing machine.
Now I'm going to stott it Graham Andred you said washing,
go ahead, But let's have to play the famous watch
Woman's song. What was I'm ashamed of this play by
(24:06):
head song The watch Woman's song. The titlem it is
that's slipping the doo.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
From everything, getting the thing popping lolla, pomp and lola.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
That means everybody that no long to kick up to
he a litty a pomp and lolla, pomp and lola.
You can learn it anywhere else that gol I did
law of Devin Wall and.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Told everybody's bad up.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
From Pansy Cavy ladybody.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Not jee.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
A lot of letters here, so we just might as
well get to them. Get the answers, all right. Here's
one from Covington, Kentucky. Yeah, here kee, last night my
wife became the mother of a seven pound baby girl.
I pasted up them down the hospital's cart at four hours.
Do you think there's anything worse than the than the
suspense I went through last night? Signs proud Papa. Dear
cord Papa, I agree with you in a way. You
(26:29):
sure must have stopped, but you should be glad the
baby is a girl and not a boy, so she
will never suffle like you did last night. See yeah,
I want you to listener that I'll ever hear it.
Will you come over and listen. Here's the one from Hatboro, Pennsylvania.
(26:50):
Dear Keeth, we have just moved into a New York park.
It has a breakfast milk in the kitchen. But every
time I try to get into what I upset the table.
Can you tell me the best way to get into
a breakfast nook, Signed commuter deer computer the best way
to get into a breakfast? Look at the fate, walk
passed it, then back into it. The same as talking
of cars said, here's one from Gamba your Jersey, dear gee.
(27:12):
All the papers say the slumpers over. You think the
depression is arrested, signed hoping deer hoping, Yes, the depression
is erected. It was directed in nineteen twenty nine and
it's done three years already. Oh right, old here look
at that. Here's one from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. So I'm like,
(27:33):
I'm playing my show there next week, raand we'll all
be with here. I know you're coming up there. Yeah, jeez,
I hurt one of my floating ribs last week. I
have an accident policy, but the insurance company won't say
me any money. What do you make out of that?
Sign compensation, dear compensation, You had the wrong kind of inshorting.
You say you had accident and had said, how do
you say that? Graham's the other way. There's two seeds
(27:55):
here instead of analysis, it said according to all other
here compensation should have said that you had accident insurance,
and George Couple is floating insurance. That that is the
state you'll fight a floating with. You should have marine insurance.
That's what I did. At said that said, well, here's
one from San Diego, California saying, hey, I go, that's
(28:15):
weaving international piety to holding the conventions right. I should
be there. I could did Our three year old baby
swatted a penny and two dimes. My husband is out
of work, and he says he can't afford a doctor,
and he keeps feeding the baby heat. What do you
make out of that? Sin worried mother, dear worried mother,
at the baby small three coins and as your husband
is out of way, he gave the baby heat to
(28:39):
try and raise some money.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
And everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
This company presents over a coast to coast network ed
winds the fire Chief, supported by a cast of more
than fifty artists, including Don Borries, the Fire Chief Quartet,
and Graham Maximin. Louis Witten, speaking for the Texas Company,
extends its invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour,
again speaking for the Texas Company. I wish to take
this opportunity to remind all car owners that now is
(29:22):
the time to change to winter grade motor oil. When
you're a serviceman asks permission to drain off summer worn oil,
say yes, Then he can perform a real service provide
you with the correct grade of motor oil that will
properly protect your car during the colder weather. To Tom,
whenever you hear the siren and bell, think of technical
(29:42):
fire chief gasoline. This is a national Broadcasting Company.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
W e AS.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Here you are
Popular Podcasts
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.