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May 6, 2025 • 25 mins
A comedic program featuring a whimsical fire chief character, delivering humor through sketches and musical numbers.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hmm, don't the man. Don't count got me something I'm

(00:33):
gonna get yet? Here you go.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh take the coast Devastations and dealers from coast to coast,
present the fires double Quartet, Don Boys and the fire Kings,
Fown Grayam Maxims and Edwin the perfect fool you I

(01:17):
call the Nieves claim, Yeah, the Philip will be different tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
And take Seeve. I saw you on in her heart?
What's his name? Oh that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Same thing, Graham, and famous the sam you have? Oh
you ever have to call heart Graham? Well it's silly,
saint story man. The horse was born in Kentucky, you know. Yeah, Well,
of course that makes the Kentucky bass. You can understand bad. Well,
I see a Kentucky bread and I think he's a
black and the white. I thought, I call hin Graham.

(01:45):
See you suddenly love dumb animals?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh I should say, I don't, Graham. They can't come
to dumbs for me.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
All right, goodness, I'd like to see your collection of
animal sometimes teeth. When are you going to invite me
after your heart? Oh, Graham, I didn't want to tell
you I lost my house and everything. Oh no, yes,
I'm living in the park. Now you know you're living
in the party. Yes, I'm living in the park, but
I take my kneels out.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Team.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Speaking of part I'm sending my nephew to the zoo.
That dola, I'm sending my.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Nest to the Princeton. Well, well, don't the police bother
you in the park?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, Graham, you beat the pride. The policeman treat me
like dhing in the royal thing. No really, they teach
it just like a king. They kicked me out of
every place.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Funny thing.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I had to get to the glass. I lost fifteen
dollars in the park.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh that's too bad. Seez how did you come to
lose fifteen dollars? Well, I didn't lose the door.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Play And you see, I was sitting in the park
and a ten dollar bill blew out of my hand
and fell on the lawns well out of com for
ten dollars. Pea, Yeah, well I'll explain the whole things.
Then you're so exacting. Why, as I were saying, the
ten dollar bill was lost on the lawn and the
police have been Finally five dollars for duffing people on
the glass?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Too much to me?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's the music.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, I'll tell you about the music tonight. Clam it's
kept so damp and killing in the park. I thought
that tonight would have that no singing song. You know
the title of the clam, No, the name of it name.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I put one look at June, I got a seal

(04:37):
him good.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
He buy him off inside, and he was making in
the pod. Oh about facing in the pod? Rat not
trusting my uncle pound that the face thing, Graham, My
uncle keep pigs in the house. Come you know you
mean the faith he picks right in the house boor
boy not playing. He has everything in the house to
think because one well, you see, i'd like to meet

(04:58):
your uncle Tom Tay. What kind of a man is Well,
he's a very unusual man, Gray, and he's Felly's forgetful.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, I've given you an idea of that.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Their side of dinner, he tied it together. You need
the school stream.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I just wanted to tell you, you know, how's your
uncle destancy Oh has said it. Oh, my uncle must
be taking in an awful lot of money.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Graham.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I hate today that they disappointed to receive that are
helping the help Alright, one turns of the encies, Well,
my uncle is the Tibling salesman at the same thing.
I thought you know that Gray enough. He's a turbling
salesman's five two tars.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh, he had the.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Euston territories, but it's a Phillips killer thing, Graham. He's
only supposed to sell of the Eaton territory, you know,
but he's got thirty large pieces. It's caesars so deep
that the salesman in the Middlewest claiming stepping in their territory,
the entire living in his arm Yes, I do, but
it's awfully noisy in his house, saying what. In fact,

(05:53):
it's so noisy that every time I write a letter
are unconsciously dated the fourth of July. Go on, see
what the music then, I I'm thinking of the county.
Though I thought we'd have the name Vextivo. Tom, you'll
never get the name.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Of it, and I love it is. I wanted to
lett you like I used to do, say by let

(06:43):
me before.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Long farm.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
As I did, I.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
G I did my bad, n.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I bab I think big you.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, I'll get my mom Oh, oh my play that's tire.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Heel think he's while he is the late to night oh, well,
where mister Philli sake? I fall of sea for my
horse coming down here to night, ma'am, and the long
my horse though, doll a light though, I don't worry,
you know, But to night he stuffed on one corner
for twenty.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Five minutes he did.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, the black man, he didn't know he was walking
in the dunk door window, you know.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
As matter of fact, he.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Was waiting for the lead light in the windows that
chased the greed. You know, I heard the terrible peace.
I have a leading right here and climb up the
rest of the hill all by myself. And still he'll
want to buy a car now, alright with the technical
fire keys the gasoline originally developed a fire engine. No,
he'll could possibly give you a couple and another thing too.
You'll be here on time, Keeeth Graham, I don't want

(09:06):
to buy an Automo deal.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I would just stop. I can't understand the jeep. What
do you think of the new tip?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I say, Oh, I don't know, Graham, I've never been
hit by one of those. Well keep someday you'll buy
a car and find out for yourself what a powerful
gasoline Taxico fire.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Chief really is.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
That sounds silly to me.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm usually some of that technical fight tis casualet and
my ticlett rider. Well how did the word keep? Oh
it's like wonderful. Braam I get about tickets to the gallon? Keeth,
I just said, said there told me a god anyway.

(09:43):
But I tell you, chief, you don't get real knowledge.
But Texico fire chiefs in the tank more of my
off to the gallon.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
It's the fact.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Here's something to remember.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
What that Mexico fire chief to fasses The United States
government specification for emergency fuel.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Now that's the fact.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh Graham, I don't want to keep pomping on the subject,
but a thought just say to me this is but
it's not the people lippening in justic queen Ulf. What
caught the most technical fire? Sea deviling or typical deviling?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Are you gonna are you going to keep badly?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Just the mistakes?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
But it couldn't make a mistake. Man, I'm not set
the idea, but man, but I just want to know,
really we caught the most done any extra cross for
the law player. You don't tell one said that to
buy because it produces like the light scale, it can
be told if the same by the ordinary gatherin O
the gaze might not be expensive, but the car himself

(10:38):
and you expective. I'll give you an idea. My uncle
daught a car and they told him and could get
me for it in every city.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
And he's done.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Uh player here the night the out with thirty unusual.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It will never even get over the titles. The title
the upper when you Molly and I was nine and
we with Devin tells about a boy of the tirl.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah that's the boy famous, hey Riley, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
It's born.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I'm during the World War. And they call them others
that because they kept the father of the dread.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I want you to even hit the best of anything
outside and the boy, you know leathers. The boy had
so many fingers on his fallhead. He has the smallest
head on his head. It seems that he is a
country boy. And on his funny face face tape for
a second, his uncle sends him a dad.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
But the country boy he has never seen a cup before.
He writes us.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Under the letters, he says, thanks for the boot, but
the forgotten your So it seems that an old man Riley,
that's the guys father. When old man Riley died. He
left his son leathers hit a large palm, and also
one thousand dollars in other ways, the entire of states

(13:53):
of one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
The girl comes to the farm the by come.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's the girl, and they happen the girls that cow
much to age and the boy that ten a dozen.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
And the tactic dar paty said to do what I think?
The girl said, the.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Girl to, that's fine, plenty a dozens of down. They
go into the hell house for the age.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah. As they entered, they did a.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Nos ticket at the you know, the saying to the chickens,
the now listen, chickens, all but me, nomber the art
and name. They keeps the muddle away the girl, the
girl asked, and the boy said.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
The boy said, what a her name?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
And the girl said, my name is dopium type of
things after my father and the boys that dope him
by that the do and the girl that knows my father.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
The boy said, may I call you up sometime and
the girl said, there, my.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Phone number is actual. E won't I'm a person takes
come wrong? That sounds like murder And the girl said,
I'm on a half. They its nice to get marry.
It's take to the boat the domestic and make norry

(15:20):
on the lady boat and settled down to that. Now,

(16:38):
Brian the second bag, don't pay a couple in their
little cottage with honey buckles sucking around the door love
the long their cottage that their dog had the wagon
sail up and down and put a sideway the dog.
And by the way, it had to be a ninth time,
no one could explain its relativity.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Now the boy, just the boy.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Robbing his weapon, said the boy never takes the spide
on water anymore. That she had grown so fat that
young him a bleeding the dumble wife. The wife crops
killer for him. The husband that got it back upon this,
and she said that of camp duck, And he said,

(17:24):
we'll take the camp back a big need the dock,
but the white things in the stats instead, and the
sake of so tough that it said to his wife,
paint on the lady of. They did something in the
same common I feel.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Like a boat fight.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
There she starts crying, and.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
The husband to go over the make up, and the
husband kissed that using the room blitz. She said, what
can otter, dear if you don't seem to get the
same sir, if he needed to young dude, and it
said both and dickens the bear way. He said, what

(18:07):
I want, it's what I don't like to take this
nice I have a right to sell its place. I'm
using the new place. Monday night I used playing you
like this, and that's that. I used the from Let's Taken.
You said you like this, and my husband said.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I know I did. But the night I think you
gave me the right, I'll play I'm.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
The man that we see the hero gave the island
on the said, it's me a Gorman somb it's the.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Peak of a numb.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
I'm sad.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
It's all morning these days. You know he has chain.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
It's terror now. Wife, that's from going smoke off the college. Honey,
how I opened the door and she thinks, he said,
may I come in? And her husband just to stay away.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
There's all the room for one boy.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Well, the wife was singing.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
She said, I think that the current time, and he said, well,
I hate you and you've got a great work, because
Titan that has worked like a rising.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's right, that's so high that there's no on the well.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
She said to her husband, how you had seen You
told me when we were married to a guy in
bits test for yourself.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
That's what you said, and I thought that. He said,
you have gone and paid it to yourself. You became
a bomb. Well, let's make wiley as me.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
And he said for it right, He said, stop raising
your teeth around and say something.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Waits.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
The wife said, now say something a bad look. How
since you are you tell me the radio that money
good by? Why are radio don't burn? I can only
get it. I can't even get andy. You're you look
at my boat your birth you're toldly with me. But

(21:16):
I know it's cat Fi and it's Italian. Know it's
cat And he said, I'll tay. I know that if
I say, I rather torn a dog up a flee
the fife becomes so mercy that a police in one
sad in the house the knife picked up the knight. Yeah,

(21:37):
and he's glad. The wife arm the fleece to place
the hat.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
He said, who are you name? Said, I am Riley.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
And if the police believes them of the waist in
the house, he did, how are you? He said, Diane
Riley's wife. He's white, He's white.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
At canteline to pay. Why do you have facts?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, I wonder where they get the gdeline simile red
lights on the back of the automobile.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Okay, one point than that, No chiefs, all gasolines are
not a light.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I said.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
No gasoline can make it too long a sound like
a name. No gasoline can compensate before legandism. But in
the athlete car les, no fire teas will give you
figure get away and more pars. That's because text to
go on fire chiefs capasses the United States and specifications
or emergency duel.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
That's a pass up.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Can't get around.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Speaking of getting around things, player, my uncle get a
name with the car? Yes, why didn't you go around them? See,
well that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Dam Wait a minute, but yeah, the name was no fun.
My uncle didn't drive around me.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
He was dead, run out of dead know not an
other things or fire chiefs gatholine like that.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
There's no more and mile up to the galloy.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Tell you I'm gonna drive up money technical servocation and
fill up with firety gasoline exacted against any other gasoline.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
WU.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
By the way, you're not going to ask about technical
Praxico moort oil. You don't hear plenty about this golden oil,
the ideal of running mate, the technical fast.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'll tell him.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I want to.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Thanking Canton family.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I didn't want that Den god Imbert in the copy.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
And if I'm in your dad and the body them,
and then him wanting

Speaker 3 (25:44):
But eas
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