May 6, 2025 • 30 mins
A comedic program featuring a whimsical fire chief character, delivering humor through sketches and musical numbers.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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(00:24):
Now forty eight states present to your entertainment. Eddie dochnandis music,
Grayham mcnami.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And Edwin the fires.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Me how's it displayers? And I suppose it's gonna be different?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, she's see tell me hard things down on the farm, Clay,
I mixed ceremony on the farm, but bright text you
you are her? I mixed the cerametka, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm trying to court the chicken with a spquatch seven.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Are I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I hope that you lay scream in a day because
I don't know how. See they saying, do you want
to hear a silly thing?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I certainly know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well one of my heads was boosting high.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Up you now, huh? And she dropped an egg on
the head of her of a chicken right under us. Yes,
and see is the chicken right? The head chicken at one? Yeah,
thend the head propped another egg on her the second egg.
What do you think the chickens said? For what you say?
The chicken eggs yell up said, if.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You don't want to get in trouble, you better lay
your feet. Yes, you know I'm getting no interested in past.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh, I loved I love those different bathesmen on things.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You know, I know you do.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I've got a new parrot. Everyone thinks that cheeks broke faith.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She oh, no, she doesn't swear. That parrot doesn't swear
it right?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
How do you think she she does? She's just trying
to say hello, but she can't get past the faith
till the I say yes. Here is the darndest thing
you ever heard, ma'am? What is it? The dudest thing
you ever heard?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm so brought up with you know my stork has
gone on a strike.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, yes, And the stork said that she will never
carry another baby named Paul.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh, I can't understand that, Jesus, I don't know. She
said she doesn't want to be a poor bearer. But player,
it's an inter same thing. I've got away with kitten.
You think of that away with kitten?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Isn't that remarkable?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
For hardy wayvery well either, he said to bake you know. Yeah,
he came home are for late last night? His mother
gave him the dickens. What do you think the little
cat said? What he said? He says, I haven't take mom?
Can I leave? Just one of my own lives and
praying nice? Best? Kangaroo just got back from Florida. She
(02:59):
don't like tired. So you didn't know why, you knowcause
she looked at her pouch. What do you think she found?
The woman was there?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
She found she'd been carrying two stowaways. My hand hates kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Don't say how is that any He's the best way.
I I'm sorry I met you that. I took her
into a dress.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Shop the other day. You out here, and the fair
lady said to my answer listen. He said to my ant,
would you like to try that dress on in the window?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Said all right, but I'd rather do.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It back in the store.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
The let Yeah, it's my way of my uncle boter.
(05:57):
Do take a hand in card? What kind is it? Well?
I don't know. He calls this baby from why he's
a I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It won't go any place without a rattle.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I have a tip might like to pass along the
wall mortars tonight what they want to drive a livelier
faster car than Spring and summer stop regularly for textical
fire chiefs gasoline.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh I didn't, Yes, I was listening there like a
dog fool.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I was listening good.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I stayed on him and Bill sway, all you I
do they they make people silly.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think they do. I think so. My aunt without driving.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sunny A policeman I was at there and he said, hey, said,
don't you pay any.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Intention of those red and green lights?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My aunt said, I saw them, but I thought the
streets was still decorated from Christmas. Fire chief was made
for instant ticcops, willing seeds and towers. That's the kind
of action fire engines the emergency vehicles of.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All types must have take.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh I I don't say that that cantline is powerful. Yes,
it is quite the contrary, quite the contrary.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I know that powerful.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Candeliere is, but I'll tell you how powerful it is.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It is so silly. I don't even want to say this,
but tell me about it. Go on.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, the Texas Company gave me a present last Saturday
of two hundred dollars. Yes, they must have thake the
two hundred fire chief cancelines because I never saw anything
goes so fast at all.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You know, to night player stuff with the red Taxico
pump for a tankful of fire teeth. Fire chiefs cost
no more than ordinary gasoline. I'll find a way to
what an extra power.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Extra seeds, greater economy?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Boy, what a difference?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
What that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Wire chiefs gasoline? What I'll write it, write your letter
about it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You don't get the tickets from mentioning free on this program?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you should mention our products whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I don't know why she's catholine.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do you mean to say that that's what we're selling?
Get back to work?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well, why is this caline again? That's the fast time
I've knowned I believed three years.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yes, this the schewing comes through until I've got nothing
against the gasoline. I honestly had the ress good.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
But personally I'll stick to my whole Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Why yeah, I love ports. Oh, she loves port racing.
She goes with me all the racist Oh my goodness. Yes,
last week she went to the doctor. She didn't feel well.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know the doctor, Examonary says, you're all right, madam,
but there's something wrong with your symptoms?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Were your aunt? My aunt said, doing not my symptoms?
All right? I picked three winners yesterday. No word.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Had any.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Say, Hey, here's something install centers a great sea from
your own lovely, I certainly.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Like the title of your plate. And what's great a
wife in every port? That's the name a wife every point?
What what the Keith has?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Hasn't got a hero? You? What a hero in high opera? Yet?
By the hero's feet.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
So big that he has to put his pants on
over his head sail a goodness, what a hero?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
He's so bullheaded grass on that one day in arrestman
that head was all cut up of the well.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The cook that took his head for honey, Jim mellis.
You know what, he's a wonderful hero. He's a freezy chat.
Everybody gives him.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
The airs, you know, player, and people are always.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Talking behind his back over there, will they yelled? Stop feet?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Good man?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He's a krook. He's a karokh what a krook he is? Man?
He was arrested once for stealing eight hundred thousand dollars
and the judge said to him, he said why didn't
you stare at a hundred thousand dollars? What he means?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
He said, well, Jack, I was hungry. Listen.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Now they take him to prison.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You see, they didn't say the years, but under the
present Lord, that means he gets talk about three months.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
They take him to prison, and the warden said, what
kind of weight do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Why you're in jail?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
One of his name, The hero said, I'd like to
start a filing. Sister, I like that. He said, what book?
He said, what book would you like to read? Why
you're in jail? He said, I'd like to read the
Life of HUDII. So Lessing Graham.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The hero gets out of jail, you know, and he
goes home and it says faith day, but he gets
his brother of black Eye. Well his brother didn't know
that he's the hero just got out of jail, and
when he found out it was his faith day.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He retained. So the father, their father Graham, that is.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
The hero's father.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
He was a great rubber of art. He loved OYL. Pating.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
He even had pictures on the bathroom ceiling grand for.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Four Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
He wanted to look at them when he was godling,
you will find out that the devil is in me
the night.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Absolutely. Anyhow, the father, the father used to call the
hero when he was a little boy, used to call
him a little Welsh rabbit. Is this nice? I don't
know why because the boy was in Welsh? Or was
there anything about him like a rabbit?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
He was just a piece of cheese. But at the
finish of the faith, actors.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Really don't pathetic grayand other? Well, the father, you know,
the father's business. He was a weather forecaster on a
newspaper and he passes away. And what do you think
the son puts on his father who was the weather
forecastor what do you think he puts on a tombstone?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
One was the empathet.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
It said, does probably warmer?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yes, Steve. Isn't there any love interest in this play? Oh?
I never write a play without romance. Player, But I
thought why in the second act. There's an old maid
in the opera the opera. She looks like one of
the four hundred, well, I mean one of the zeros,
you know, but there is something radiance about her. She's
always lit up. And I'll that's the I want you
(16:37):
to hear. This is the sunniest thing. Honestly, you have heard.
As the kite rises, the old Maiden is looking for
a husband in Europe. Face. She goes to Sweden because
she is that that's where the matches are made, said.
She goes to the ouse in Twitzerland, the ap mountains. Yes,
and she spends all her time in that famous sally
(16:58):
of the echoes.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
That's where she spends all the time. She keeps towering,
I love you, the old made holland I love you.
And every time the echo comes back, she blushes from her.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
So well.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
She gola. When she gets deadly, she meets the doctor.
She looked at the doctor.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
She says, I over thought that Italian.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Doctor's war beard when he's made there. He says, well,
I can't take it on the chimney. She says, well
while saddling in Italy, doctor, tell me did you ever
touch Florence? And he says no, I never took money
from any Italian woman. A bit of gran she says, well, doctor,
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she kind of likes her, you say, she thinks maybe
she can up this guy. She says, doctor, right, feel ill,
He says, well, type clothing, stop speculations. She said, you're
crazy a woman in tight closing his doormans and take away.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
They go a head that makes them sweetheart and get there.
That's so, she said, doctor. It's possible to get James
from kissing. He says, our say it is. That's how
I got you? Is so? The next case, she said, doctor,
I had my hair bob very short.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
The doctor said, so, I see you don't look like
an old lady anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She said, don't die, darling crity. He says, so you
look like an old man. Did you get that fair?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh yeah, I gotta to me, there was so supld
you know, very so, she said. And as the finis
Rayer at the village of the second act, she gets mad.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You see, that's the woman's prerogative, you see.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And she said she gets fared at that. Next to
remind he did I feel like doing you? What do
you think? He less with me?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
He said, you can't up me without a hunting life
and time and no, thank you, thank you, thank you.
(19:47):
Let's got you get married in Europe? Tell me about it?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What got got you get married? While he's in yours?
The old man the old me, Oh no, she's a
full merchant. Rare. The old maid retaste to America. She
managed the hero.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now they are both Communists and it's a beautiful wedding.
They're married on a NAT's way of policeman's cloth. After
they marry the wild man. She's a wise as woman,
you know, whenever she wants, said, I think, she kisses
her husband on the top of the tansident.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, she knows that's this weak spot. Wait a minute,
she says, I've just been bargain hunting.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He said no, he's a nasty character, he said, no,
trying to get something for nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Hey, she said, yes, I wanted to get a present
for you. I want to come back. Come in a minute,
man out. They both have gotten so fast, you know,
that's coming the way out. Why it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
So he tries to kiss her, but he can't, and he.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Said it's so used here. Every day we're growing father aparted.
So she says, we're.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Left the dear I think that says lovely man.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She says, how about a friendly game of cards? He says, no,
I'd rather play bridge. He says, there, don't test any
of this show, don't admits So the next day. The
next day is just typical of the season. The wife
starts her spring cleaning, and you can't see your husband.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
For done well.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
In fact, he went up in the air about it.
He went right up in the air about it. But
he slipped on a cake of toat.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
You know, that's I see.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Look, he said, springers here. You know, he's talking to
his wife. It's an unusual married couple.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
He said.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
He said to his wife, he says here, he said,
springers here, I hitch to get out, and she says, well.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You better keep them on a little longer, even if
you do have to swash. Yeah, I said, admit that
that was his. So they go for a walk.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
While they're walking, you know, she.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Says, your husband, she said, did you see me exchange
looks for that blonde? He looks at the blonde.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
He said no, but I wish you could. So that
settles it and they get at the board. That's a whole,
very lovely year.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
But where is the title? A wife? In every port?
That's the title? Yeah? Where does it come in?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, I'll tell you, Graham after the sport. He married
four times in one year. He married a lady swimmer,
a lady tennis player, a lady boxer, and a lady golfer. Yes,
that's where the title just city has a wife in
every sport. Make no mistake, your government knows gasoline. Every year,
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millions of gallons go into tanks of government ambulances and
fire engines.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How is this gasoline?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
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Speaker 2 (22:51):
These specifications call.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
For a superior type of gasoline, a motor fuel suitable
for emergency youth.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Now here's the point.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
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Speaker 2 (23:05):
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Speaker 1 (23:06):
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Speaker 2 (23:14):
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Speaker 1 (23:20):
Buy fire chief, you're buying justice scientifically, as the United
States government itself take the guests out of gasoline start
using fire chiefs tomorrow. Yes, that's Edyduction at the piano
in his inimitable musical style solitude.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, and the moment.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
See lovely she put toad on, lovely toad.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Would you be quiet? We've got a lot of letters.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Here and we have to get through them. O God, Yes,
all right. Here's one from tom Springs, California. Dear fire Chiefs,
you claim to know everything?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
After this one? Who was the first person to do
a jigsaw puzzle?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Dying?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
A piece missing? There? Not all there?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But the first place for the doing jigsaw puzzle was
the scotsman who tore up a ten dollar bill by mistake.
There's one from Dallas text where Dallas, Texas dollar Dear
fire chief who was the greatest gangster of all times?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Dying? God? What you say?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Okay, del, I'll be very careful.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
The greatest geister of all time with utlan he held
up the whole world.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Guy God. Here's one from.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Here's one Tucsan, Arizona, Joe Son, I've been there for,
dear fire t Last night, while.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I was sleeping, my wife shaved off my mustache. What
do you think of that?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Signs mortified?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh, my dear mortified.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's the condition that exits in all over the world
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
The mere fact that your mustache was shaved off while
you were sleeping proves that nobody can tell what's going
on right under their own noses.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Here's one in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Chicago.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh, dear my, dear fire Chief, I'm a blonde chorus
girl in my fifth time I do crossword puzzles and
I'm stuck. Can you tell me how I can get
luxury with just five letters?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Signs be.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Dear day.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
The only way you can get luxury with five letters
depends entirely on the five letters are from he would
Here's what I said. I don't come wrong, I'm the
devils did get hit one from Bell Harbor, New York Harbor.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, here, fire Chief, my ambition has become a sculpter
and you know everything. Can you tell me how to
make a statue out of marble?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Sian's carving out a career, Dear chitler, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It is very simple to be a sculptures the measure statue.
You just take a plain.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Block of marble, and then you're not going for all
of marble and you don't want.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, here's one from Baltimore, Maryland. Yeah, that's where Ready
Chin is playing at the Hippo Drone. That's the place.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh all Aslee Gotchady didn't coming down tomorrow. Dear fire Chief,
women puzzle me when I walk along the street and
you give me any advice that will really inform me
about women byan bachelor. My question, Yeah, yeah, bachelor. I
know more about women anybody. I say that, I'll explain women.
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If the women looks young, she don't. If she looks doe,
she's young. If she looks back follower. These fire Chief
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(00:24):
Now forty eight states present to your entertainment. Eddie dochnandis music,
Grayham mcnami.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And Edwin the fires.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Me how's it displayers? And I suppose it's gonna be different?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, she's see tell me hard things down on the farm, Clay,
I mixed ceremony on the farm, but bright text you
you are her? I mixed the cerametka, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm trying to court the chicken with a spquatch seven.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Are I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I hope that you lay scream in a day because
I don't know how. See they saying, do you want
to hear a silly thing?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I certainly know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well one of my heads was boosting high.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Up you now, huh? And she dropped an egg on
the head of her of a chicken right under us. Yes,
and see is the chicken right? The head chicken at one? Yeah,
thend the head propped another egg on her the second egg.
What do you think the chickens said? For what you say?
The chicken eggs yell up said, if.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You don't want to get in trouble, you better lay
your feet. Yes, you know I'm getting no interested in past.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh, I loved I love those different bathesmen on things.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You know, I know you do.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I've got a new parrot. Everyone thinks that cheeks broke faith.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She oh, no, she doesn't swear. That parrot doesn't swear
it right?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
How do you think she she does? She's just trying
to say hello, but she can't get past the faith
till the I say yes. Here is the darndest thing
you ever heard, ma'am? What is it? The dudest thing
you ever heard?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm so brought up with you know my stork has
gone on a strike.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, yes, And the stork said that she will never
carry another baby named Paul.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh, I can't understand that, Jesus, I don't know. She
said she doesn't want to be a poor bearer. But player,
it's an inter same thing. I've got away with kitten.
You think of that away with kitten?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Isn't that remarkable?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
For hardy wayvery well either, he said to bake you know. Yeah,
he came home are for late last night? His mother
gave him the dickens. What do you think the little
cat said? What he said? He says, I haven't take mom?
Can I leave? Just one of my own lives and
praying nice? Best? Kangaroo just got back from Florida. She
(02:59):
don't like tired. So you didn't know why, you knowcause
she looked at her pouch. What do you think she found?
The woman was there?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
She found she'd been carrying two stowaways. My hand hates kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Don't say how is that any He's the best way.
I I'm sorry I met you that. I took her
into a dress.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Shop the other day. You out here, and the fair
lady said to my answer listen. He said to my ant,
would you like to try that dress on in the window?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Said all right, but I'd rather do.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It back in the store.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
The let Yeah, it's my way of my uncle boter.
(05:57):
Do take a hand in card? What kind is it? Well?
I don't know. He calls this baby from why he's
a I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It won't go any place without a rattle.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I have a tip might like to pass along the
wall mortars tonight what they want to drive a livelier
faster car than Spring and summer stop regularly for textical
fire chiefs gasoline.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh I didn't, Yes, I was listening there like a
dog fool.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I was listening good.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I stayed on him and Bill sway, all you I
do they they make people silly.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think they do. I think so. My aunt without driving.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sunny A policeman I was at there and he said, hey, said,
don't you pay any.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Intention of those red and green lights?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My aunt said, I saw them, but I thought the
streets was still decorated from Christmas. Fire chief was made
for instant ticcops, willing seeds and towers. That's the kind
of action fire engines the emergency vehicles of.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All types must have take.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh I I don't say that that cantline is powerful. Yes,
it is quite the contrary, quite the contrary.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I know that powerful.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Candeliere is, but I'll tell you how powerful it is.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It is so silly. I don't even want to say this,
but tell me about it. Go on.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, the Texas Company gave me a present last Saturday
of two hundred dollars. Yes, they must have thake the
two hundred fire chief cancelines because I never saw anything
goes so fast at all.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You know, to night player stuff with the red Taxico
pump for a tankful of fire teeth. Fire chiefs cost
no more than ordinary gasoline. I'll find a way to
what an extra power.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Extra seeds, greater economy?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Boy, what a difference?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
What that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Wire chiefs gasoline? What I'll write it, write your letter
about it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You don't get the tickets from mentioning free on this program?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you should mention our products whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I don't know why she's catholine.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do you mean to say that that's what we're selling?
Get back to work?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well, why is this caline again? That's the fast time
I've knowned I believed three years.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yes, this the schewing comes through until I've got nothing
against the gasoline. I honestly had the ress good.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
But personally I'll stick to my whole Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Why yeah, I love ports. Oh, she loves port racing.
She goes with me all the racist Oh my goodness. Yes,
last week she went to the doctor. She didn't feel well.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know the doctor, Examonary says, you're all right, madam,
but there's something wrong with your symptoms?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Were your aunt? My aunt said, doing not my symptoms?
All right? I picked three winners yesterday. No word.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Had any.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Say, Hey, here's something install centers a great sea from
your own lovely, I certainly.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Like the title of your plate. And what's great a
wife in every port? That's the name a wife every point?
What what the Keith has?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Hasn't got a hero? You? What a hero in high opera? Yet?
By the hero's feet.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
So big that he has to put his pants on
over his head sail a goodness, what a hero?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
He's so bullheaded grass on that one day in arrestman
that head was all cut up of the well.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The cook that took his head for honey, Jim mellis.
You know what, he's a wonderful hero. He's a freezy chat.
Everybody gives him.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
The airs, you know, player, and people are always.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Talking behind his back over there, will they yelled? Stop feet?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Good man?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He's a krook. He's a karokh what a krook he is? Man?
He was arrested once for stealing eight hundred thousand dollars
and the judge said to him, he said why didn't
you stare at a hundred thousand dollars? What he means?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
He said, well, Jack, I was hungry. Listen.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Now they take him to prison.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You see, they didn't say the years, but under the
present Lord, that means he gets talk about three months.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
They take him to prison, and the warden said, what
kind of weight do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Why you're in jail?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
One of his name, The hero said, I'd like to
start a filing. Sister, I like that. He said, what book?
He said, what book would you like to read? Why
you're in jail? He said, I'd like to read the
Life of HUDII. So Lessing Graham.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The hero gets out of jail, you know, and he
goes home and it says faith day, but he gets
his brother of black Eye. Well his brother didn't know
that he's the hero just got out of jail, and
when he found out it was his faith day.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He retained. So the father, their father Graham, that is.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
The hero's father.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
He was a great rubber of art. He loved OYL. Pating.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
He even had pictures on the bathroom ceiling grand for.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Four Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
He wanted to look at them when he was godling,
you will find out that the devil is in me
the night.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Absolutely. Anyhow, the father, the father used to call the
hero when he was a little boy, used to call
him a little Welsh rabbit. Is this nice? I don't
know why because the boy was in Welsh? Or was
there anything about him like a rabbit?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
He was just a piece of cheese. But at the
finish of the faith, actors.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Really don't pathetic grayand other? Well, the father, you know,
the father's business. He was a weather forecaster on a
newspaper and he passes away. And what do you think
the son puts on his father who was the weather
forecastor what do you think he puts on a tombstone?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
One was the empathet.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
It said, does probably warmer?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yes, Steve. Isn't there any love interest in this play? Oh?
I never write a play without romance. Player, But I
thought why in the second act. There's an old maid
in the opera the opera. She looks like one of
the four hundred, well, I mean one of the zeros,
you know, but there is something radiance about her. She's
always lit up. And I'll that's the I want you
(16:37):
to hear. This is the sunniest thing. Honestly, you have heard.
As the kite rises, the old Maiden is looking for
a husband in Europe. Face. She goes to Sweden because
she is that that's where the matches are made, said.
She goes to the ouse in Twitzerland, the ap mountains. Yes,
and she spends all her time in that famous sally
(16:58):
of the echoes.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
That's where she spends all the time. She keeps towering,
I love you, the old made holland I love you.
And every time the echo comes back, she blushes from her.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
So well.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
She gola. When she gets deadly, she meets the doctor.
She looked at the doctor.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
She says, I over thought that Italian.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Doctor's war beard when he's made there. He says, well,
I can't take it on the chimney. She says, well
while saddling in Italy, doctor, tell me did you ever
touch Florence? And he says no, I never took money
from any Italian woman. A bit of gran she says, well, doctor,
(17:47):
she kind of likes her, you say, she thinks maybe
she can up this guy. She says, doctor, right, feel ill,
He says, well, type clothing, stop speculations. She said, you're
crazy a woman in tight closing his doormans and take away.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
They go a head that makes them sweetheart and get there.
That's so, she said, doctor. It's possible to get James
from kissing. He says, our say it is. That's how
I got you? Is so? The next case, she said, doctor,
I had my hair bob very short.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
The doctor said, so, I see you don't look like
an old lady anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She said, don't die, darling crity. He says, so you
look like an old man. Did you get that fair?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh yeah, I gotta to me, there was so supld
you know, very so, she said. And as the finis
Rayer at the village of the second act, she gets mad.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You see, that's the woman's prerogative, you see.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And she said she gets fared at that. Next to
remind he did I feel like doing you? What do
you think? He less with me?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
He said, you can't up me without a hunting life
and time and no, thank you, thank you, thank you.
(19:47):
Let's got you get married in Europe? Tell me about it?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What got got you get married? While he's in yours?
The old man the old me, Oh no, she's a
full merchant. Rare. The old maid retaste to America. She
managed the hero.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now they are both Communists and it's a beautiful wedding.
They're married on a NAT's way of policeman's cloth. After
they marry the wild man. She's a wise as woman,
you know, whenever she wants, said, I think, she kisses
her husband on the top of the tansident.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, she knows that's this weak spot. Wait a minute,
she says, I've just been bargain hunting.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He said no, he's a nasty character, he said, no,
trying to get something for nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Hey, she said, yes, I wanted to get a present
for you. I want to come back. Come in a minute,
man out. They both have gotten so fast, you know,
that's coming the way out. Why it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
So he tries to kiss her, but he can't, and he.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Said it's so used here. Every day we're growing father aparted.
So she says, we're.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Left the dear I think that says lovely man.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She says, how about a friendly game of cards? He says, no,
I'd rather play bridge. He says, there, don't test any
of this show, don't admits So the next day. The
next day is just typical of the season. The wife
starts her spring cleaning, and you can't see your husband.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
For done well.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
In fact, he went up in the air about it.
He went right up in the air about it. But
he slipped on a cake of toat.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
You know, that's I see.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Look, he said, springers here. You know, he's talking to
his wife. It's an unusual married couple.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
He said.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
He said to his wife, he says here, he said,
springers here, I hitch to get out, and she says, well.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You better keep them on a little longer, even if
you do have to swash. Yeah, I said, admit that
that was his. So they go for a walk.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
While they're walking, you know, she.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Says, your husband, she said, did you see me exchange
looks for that blonde? He looks at the blonde.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
He said no, but I wish you could. So that
settles it and they get at the board. That's a whole,
very lovely year.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
But where is the title? A wife? In every port?
That's the title? Yeah? Where does it come in?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, I'll tell you, Graham after the sport. He married
four times in one year. He married a lady swimmer,
a lady tennis player, a lady boxer, and a lady golfer. Yes,
that's where the title just city has a wife in
every sport. Make no mistake, your government knows gasoline. Every year,
(22:40):
millions of gallons go into tanks of government ambulances and
fire engines.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How is this gasoline?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Bought on specification known technically as VVM five seven to one.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
These specifications call.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
For a superior type of gasoline, a motor fuel suitable
for emergency youth.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Now here's the point.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Texico fire Chief gasoline that you buy at every Texico
pump is that same type of fuel.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It meets the special.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Requirements that the government sets up for emergency use. That's
why you get more foreign speed faster to pick up
more for your money.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Throughout the nations. Mexico fire Chief sells at the price
of ordinary gasoline. Remember, when you.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Buy fire chief, you're buying justice scientifically, as the United
States government itself take the guests out of gasoline start
using fire chiefs tomorrow. Yes, that's Edyduction at the piano
in his inimitable musical style solitude.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, and the moment.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
See lovely she put toad on, lovely toad.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Would you be quiet? We've got a lot of letters.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Here and we have to get through them. O God, Yes,
all right. Here's one from tom Springs, California. Dear fire Chiefs,
you claim to know everything?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
After this one? Who was the first person to do
a jigsaw puzzle?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Dying?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
A piece missing? There? Not all there?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
But the first place for the doing jigsaw puzzle was
the scotsman who tore up a ten dollar bill by mistake.
There's one from Dallas text where Dallas, Texas dollar Dear
fire chief who was the greatest gangster of all times?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Dying? God? What you say?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Okay, del, I'll be very careful.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
The greatest geister of all time with utlan he held
up the whole world.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Guy God. Here's one from.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Here's one Tucsan, Arizona, Joe Son, I've been there for,
dear fire t Last night, while.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I was sleeping, my wife shaved off my mustache. What
do you think of that?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Signs mortified?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh, my dear mortified.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's the condition that exits in all over the world
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
The mere fact that your mustache was shaved off while
you were sleeping proves that nobody can tell what's going
on right under their own noses.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Here's one in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Chicago.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh, dear my, dear fire Chief, I'm a blonde chorus
girl in my fifth time I do crossword puzzles and
I'm stuck. Can you tell me how I can get
luxury with just five letters?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Signs be.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Dear day.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
The only way you can get luxury with five letters
depends entirely on the five letters are from he would
Here's what I said. I don't come wrong, I'm the
devils did get hit one from Bell Harbor, New York Harbor.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, here, fire Chief, my ambition has become a sculpter
and you know everything. Can you tell me how to
make a statue out of marble?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Sian's carving out a career, Dear chitler, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It is very simple to be a sculptures the measure statue.
You just take a plain.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Block of marble, and then you're not going for all
of marble and you don't want.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, here's one from Baltimore, Maryland. Yeah, that's where Ready
Chin is playing at the Hippo Drone. That's the place.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh all Aslee Gotchady didn't coming down tomorrow. Dear fire Chief,
women puzzle me when I walk along the street and
you give me any advice that will really inform me
about women byan bachelor. My question, Yeah, yeah, bachelor. I
know more about women anybody. I say that, I'll explain women.
(29:13):
If the women looks young, she don't. If she looks doe,
she's young. If she looks back follower. These fire Chief
(29:35):
programs are made possible each week by your neighborhood Texico dealer.
He's always ready to serve you, eager to help you
get the most enjoyment from your driving. Stop in the
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Red Star with the green teeese, take the guests out
of gasoline and for a smooth, sweeter running engine, use Texico.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Crackproof motor oil.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Louis Witten, speaking of the Texas Company, invite you to
tune in again next Tuesday for another fire Chief program.
And remember, whenever you hear the sirens balls, think of Mexico.
This is a national broadcasting company.
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