May 6, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedic program featuring a whimsical fire chief character, delivering humor through sketches and musical numbers.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
From the stage of the Nixon Theater in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
The Texico Service Stations and dealers from coast to coast
present the fire Chief Forte Don bories in the fire
Key five rail Maximum.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And d Win the fire cheaf Man. Well, see what's
the good word? What? What's the good word? Money? Praying money?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I caught you at last, k Yeah, I heard you
wought a second man car. I knew I get you
to ride an automobile. Oh, I admit I bought a
second hand contract. But I didn't buy him to ride in.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No I used it. I'd always stick the horse fam
always why the horses are a thing of the pan.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
If you look all over the land, where would you
find an old tam Ford?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The old calf horses flam You don't go to the race,
and do you none?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So are you still at it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yes, raam only yesterday I set fight straight on a horse,
ractor shirt on him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I hope he ran fast.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh, I'll say he rides Graham. I left the pins
in the chase. And see I did your uncle get
down to the drag way?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Noway?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And my uncle couldn't stand the excitement. The doctor wrote
a complete vest for my uncle. The doctor said that
he must not be the stape. I'm sorry to hear that,
keep Worthy. No, I just told you he must be
very quiet, slam the doctor, and he must not be
the space.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So why set him up?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
And I tell him to be an out telling to
be optimistic? Some day his kipp will come in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, that's the same thing, Graham. He don't even admitted
the week and it's Kipps has already come in he hands.
He skipped in already. Oh yes, Raymond skippings in it
to receive a sip, you know. And I thought something
was wrong with your aunt. The last time I saw him,
he was leading.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
A cow down Broadway.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh yes, yes, he was leading the car down Broadway
to know why why excuse me forbidding his sterical It.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Looks like would So he was taking the car down Broadway.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
He was going to the theater to see green passage.
That stumps me.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
What's the music?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We'll gramm it. Talking about the music, we're also talking
about horses and cow.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, so we'll play the new Milkman's horse song.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The name of it is Tea.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I hate to get out in the morning.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Gee, I want to thank you for those dozen eggs
you brought me from the fire to night, and they're
very frank.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh, I'll say the age the freak right good.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
The ticket doesn't even know I've.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Got him yet. The dog you bought him, brought him
to night? Is that from the fire, dude?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yes, man, that's a great game, a great game.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Jeez, you look more like a dog comes to me.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, he steals awfully low to night playing. That's a fire,
you know.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
See.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I have a dog so small you can put him in.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Your pocket, and if worth three thousand dollars, wait, thix
thousand dollars, I'm fat.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Goodness, I've got a little dog like that. Save up
so much money. Play. I've got to get up a
farm some day, Chief, And look at all your pets.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh, you'll love them, Bram.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I've got one cow that I expect to bring.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Me a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's oh, indeed, ya, he's engaged the boo Montala. See
why you're making any money on your farm?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, I tell you, I'm gonna make money. I'm going
in the dairy business.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Malan. The fellow on the next farm to me.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Made a fortune out of cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, yes, I'll tell you about him.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He's a mouse, the mouse Candra. You know he tells
sees to write, you know, that's what he does.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's enough for me from you. Well, speaking of mouse,
the mouse Cambra.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And now that Mickey Mouse is money for President Raham,
we'll play Mickey Mouse's campaign shops.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
The name of it is see cheese for the red,
white and blue.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Everything, every yon, everything, the.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Farm, gold say forever nine. It's called me wonderful things.
The phrase the fallen wine, June beg and the fat
away away for deal, you know, for give my grandma
callighan act.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Then away but deal for many a year, everything my
songs about it there for our university.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Its every loyal pond in it till the victory. The
gold moves away forever and mind to say. It's only
whether we sing a phrase of fall of mine until
the en the fihips pay gipsfulay for you do not
well give a rain both alleghany an ax connect connects
the way with you for many years things as on
(07:24):
the land for our university history history.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Give agony an Act connect the way there for mail
everything around the.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
See that's the radio symbol of technical fire. Chiefs Castleline,
you were telling me that, well, there's.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No use off for you, chief. But a car owner
knows how.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Important it is to say yes when a service man
asked permitting the grain off summer worn oil. The maker
of your car has pressed the need for changing to
the correct grade of motor oil for fallen winter driving.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
It's in your instruction book.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
A crank case full of the correct grade of technical
crackproof motor oil means your car will be properly protected
during cold weather. Oh, you're talking of putting things in automobiles.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Pray yep.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
My uncle. My uncle put so many people in this
car last Sunday that.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
A woman stopped him. What do you think she said,
What don't you take? She said, of that car was
a horse. I'd report you to the Society for the
presents of prosy animal.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
We'll see that, jeeves.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There is such a thing as truly an automobile.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Brinston's leaving dirty, thinned out summer worn oil in the
crank case.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
That's really dangerous. Correcting oil no longer has the body.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
To insure real protection to the engine.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It belongs anywhere but in the crank case that's why
every car owner should.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Say, yes, oh you can. Don't murder one cram. You'll
never get my uncle.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I don't think you buy any motor oil for quite
a while. Why know she's I saw your uncle tire.
He's a little beauty.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh well she was the beauty.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She won the beauty Graham.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
But he slipped her gears.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You want to see her now?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
She's a useless ol. Why don't you mean just nothing
(10:45):
at all but me?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
But you.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Night, I don't me no more at all.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's me your.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Paro.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh yes, sir, good up. Oh you guys clams to
night the night stop. Her claim is Dorothy said all that.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Time, you must have read the book when you were younger. Well,
i'll explain it to you. When Donathley was.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Born, her ears were so fig Graham that her parents
had to wait ten.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Years to find out if she would walk her fly.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The names that Dnathy.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Had many sweethearts in her time, Oh, lots of old sweethearts.
But now she is giving them up for her new love,
a young boy. And that's the case rises on the
opera band. We find her trying to figure out what
to do with the wrong blade.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
She starts suspressed to meet her new love. She calls
her Chinese fuck with the room. The Chinese butler's name
is one w O nc Walk. She said, how do
I look? And that's where one sings that beautiful song.
He thinks I may be one, but I think you're wonderful.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
What do you think that was?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Smiling? Wait? She said, one, I am in love again,
and I looked at the start to tell my fortune.
Now I know all.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
About Venus and Mars, but do you know anything about
the great darn Nebula?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And what do you think? Wrong?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Says was.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Once said, all I know is a nepheline. Day keeps
the doctor away.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wait wait, wait a minute, wa hur away a way?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I like it sells Old Darcy says, well, I am
having company tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Do you know any good parlocain And the butler said
why not?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
So the butler says, why not get.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
A set of lemons and some suncer and play a
game in gym. And then the butler says, and as
you're playing the game, I'll paint on the phonograph and
we'll have them play that new drinking song.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
The name of it is No, says are blooming.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And backhardy, mister Si moment praying the hero went here.
The hero was so bull legged.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Praying that when he walks into the room, he rubbed.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The paper off the wall.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And he's smoking a mason and distance to guard what's there.
And they don't you know what the mason or when
you smoke one in the north he can smell us
miss down.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Anyhow, the hero kisses Dorothy, and as he kisses it,
she says, what is wrong with you, dear, don't you
of me? You always hit your eyes open when you
kiss it. And the hero says, says, that's because I
like to look before I live, before that now, Graham. Yeah.
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The second act, the hero is worried. He is beside
himself and they both look terrible. He has death paid.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
The Darcy has another sweetheart, an Englishman who comes from.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
A very fine family, Graham.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
His father is in the house of war. His brother
is in the house to come in and once he
was in the book out the Englishman are so.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Now minded, Graham, that he used to monicos for.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
A pair of specical His feet are very very large.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know, in fact, that.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Seeda's so big that when he leans home with two
Stadi feat, don't get out of the house, they'll do
forty five. And besides that, he is a stock salesman,
Graham yea, and he knows all of.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Our fut people.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
No, Dorothy invites us two sweethearts to dinner. At dinner,
the Englishman says, I have a knuckle who is an antiquarian.
The American says, an anaquarian in America, that's what we
keep sachers. So the stuffer two lovers from fighting. She
said to the Englishman, you like potatoes, and he said,
(16:19):
I lionized, and is the anxious to please the new lover?
She says, the lion eized potato. But now wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
She then says the chickens.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
The Englishman gets the white bean, and the Americans says
the darcy and said, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He's getting all oppressed him. Darsy said to.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The Englishman, why were you so late? And the Englishman said, well,
it's an old family custom. My father was dinner bess,
and I was washing his sack. And the Americans said, ah,
still plunging off the old man. Split a minute, See Englishman, just.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Up the diamond and town.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I'm going to get in my town car and go home.
And the American said, have you a town card? And
the evening the English said, I have three town cards.
American says, yes, I know them Uptown, downtown and course down.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
We have to leave out the music because it's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Heard act the say that fine stars be married to
the American boy. They engage to take it, Butler, they
want to be rich me, you know, sure to take
it very fast. His name is must Tappa Bay and
its last name is Window.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Must Tampa Bay Window.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You say you can tell me his takes because he
is he's always the lemming doors.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I thought that was right. They had larnyhow.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Dares he cannot say them as he is ormans eating
take as candy.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
She says, you are discard what kappa you are ormas
eating candy in the presence of my company. And the
tape says, very well listening, rayam all right. If you
discard me rereading candy, I will leave immediately.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Give me the Hackmagandhian glove pal.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
So at that moment the husband comes in. He has
a little monkey in his arm. He said, Darcy, I
have brought you a little pet and a.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Little female Monkekee she said no, a monkey went well,
she says no. Her husband, she says, you look worried, dear,
And he said, I have worried. I lost the court
bottle of liquor on the crane. And she said what
attained into the lost in town department? And he says no,
but the full the founded one.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Ha ha ha, But averyhow there seems.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
That a couple of bread for the little baby.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Three days after the baby is born, the mother says,
I gave the baby son chicken by mistakes, and it
disagreed with him. And the father says croquette, and the
mother says, no, but he's awful sake with the twelve
They rushed into the baby's room only the find that
the child had the temperature of one hundred and eight.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What do you think they do? What they do?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
They put the baby in the cellar to heat the house.
So they send for their family physician the name of
doctor Puller.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
The next day, the wife says, dear, doctor Puller was here, and.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
The baby kept tearing at the doctor.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And doctor Fuller.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Thinks the baby is gaining weight, and the husband says, well,
that's because the baby looks fuller in the paper. Anyhow,
that night the baby cries and the mother said, dear,
sing the baby the fleet.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
With a horseshoe song. And the husband does. He sings
the horseshoe song.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
You know the name of his layer, ho the name
of his.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Horseshoe by baby on the tree top of the play that.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Time where yeah, I thought some farm at playing football yesterday,
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and one of them said, when you.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Hear one of he said, throw the pig kids. Well,
the farmer who did nothing by hands, you know, he
threw the whole pig at it.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
But they say that those football is very popular chiefs
who I met every Saturday, thousands of one, thousands of
people drive the football games they do. And do you
know what most of them do before they got the game, chief,
I should say, I do pray they fill up their
plans for that new chicken whiskey, you know, one drink
and there you lay. I know, well, I don't know
(21:26):
about that keep, but I do know the thousands of
them start off by filling up with Texico Fire Chiefs gasoline,
the quick starting gasoline that was developed for fire engines,
now available to all.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Motorists at no extra bright.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
And they like to feel at surging fire engine power
keeps that flashing speed just as much as.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
They enjoy power and speed on.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
The grid iron.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh, speaking of good eyems, I even thought some girls
playing football Gray, I'm you're dead.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
That should have been interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh it was paying. The girls are thoughtfully killed and
they have part of step in.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
And those same motorist keeps are Oh he's stopping at
Texico stations for tracks roof Texico motor oil. That's the
ideal driving me for Mexico fire Chief cassoline. Both are
available in all our forty eight six.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I see they are right.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Well, I'm going to the games fan.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But I'm going on my horse. Oh heart, no heart
for me? Keith Fine, I saw you on your heart
the other day, and boy was he fucking. That shows
what you know about a horse. Fam He wasn't fucking.
You don't call that fucking.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
What is he going?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
When you saw me? Was only coughing. He saw.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Something, y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
He's got bout back a year. He caught mom.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I left that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
She wears a sea.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
He's norma calling man.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
See, yeah, we've got a whole lot of letters. We've
got to be handled.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Let's work do them, man, I just say so, all right.
Here's one from Las Vegas, ne Mectico. Yeah, h gee,
I'm keeping company with a young.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Man named Apples Bred Apples.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
He said he does not like my long hair. Un
says you'll marry me tomorrow by.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Bob my hair.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
What shall I do?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
N's Browning Glory here, Charling Glory has your friend's name
as Aple.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
And he wants you to bob your hands. Do not
do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
You wait for Halloween. That is the best time to
bob for apples. Oh, she's here's one from Detroit Clistia.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Just show it. I'm playing my show dead next quick rail.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, find on.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
We'll help you with him. Dear ge, you think there's
a noticeable difference between a modern young girl and an
old maid? If so, what is the difference?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Signed in between?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Here in between the different.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Jeez, there's one. Oh, here's a good one. Here's one
from Paoe Pennsylvani Paoli. Yeah here gee, I'm a boy
nine years old.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
The spelling teacher gave me a new word, ain't joe
a X? How shall I use this word? In a
sent signed our regular fella?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Dear regular fella, I'm surprised that you never had the
famous expression with the white Hope Tennis. Here it is
from little Hacorn, so mighty hopeful.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
We don't hate that boy.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Here's one from Cedar.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Grove, New Jersey. He the fellow deer gee.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I am troubled with insomnia. I have fried a day bed,
twin bed, a double bed, and a folding bed and
cannot sleep.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
But you suggest any kind of aband in which I
could get some sleep? Signed up too long? Up too long,
and sounds like a steer up too long.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
It seems to me you fid or makes the beds
except one you get in the revolving bed, you will
sleep like a top.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Hep. Here's one from Cheshire, Pennsylvania. Here Chief Philosopher's day.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
When a man is successful, he is immediately surrounded by parasite.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
And this is a word I do not understand.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Will you please give me the best definition of a parasite,
dyn knowledge seeker, Oh, he's picked out aquatment Graham hear
knowledge Siger. I'll explain to you exactly what a pwifi is.
A parasite is a man who goes through a revolving.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Door on your push.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Where way out when where?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, way out west and Bill Rings Montana. Yeah here gee,
and you probably know more about parses than any man
in America. Maybe you can help me with this problem.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Is that my heart won't run. I was told for
the carrot in front of his face, and he would run.
What do you think of that?
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Nine body google.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Their body, go go.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
You should no better than to put a carrot in
front of the faith.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You must remember the old Irish stay, never put the
carrot before the horse.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
She wins.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
The Texas Company presents over coast to coast network ed
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Win the Fire Chief, supported by a cast of more
than fifty artists including Don Worries, the Fire Chief Quartet,
and Graham Maxnimie. Louis Witten, speaking for the Texas Company,
extends its invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour. Again,
speaking for the Texas Company, may I remind all car
owners that now is the time to have summer warm
oil drained off and the clank case refilled with the
(28:22):
correct grade of motor oil for cold weather driving. When
you're a serviceman asked submission to do this, say yes.
Don't wait until it's pretty sind out summer oil has
actually caused damage to your engines. Whenever you hear the
stirland bell, think of Texico fire Chief gasoline. The Texico
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Fire Chief program came to you from Pittsburgh over the
facilities of the National Broadcasting Company
Speaker 6 (29:11):
M W New DIAF New York
From the stage of the Nixon Theater in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
The Texico Service Stations and dealers from coast to coast
present the fire Chief Forte Don bories in the fire
Key five rail Maximum.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And d Win the fire cheaf Man. Well, see what's
the good word? What? What's the good word? Money? Praying money?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I caught you at last, k Yeah, I heard you
wought a second man car. I knew I get you
to ride an automobile. Oh, I admit I bought a
second hand contract. But I didn't buy him to ride in.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No I used it. I'd always stick the horse fam
always why the horses are a thing of the pan.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
If you look all over the land, where would you
find an old tam Ford?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The old calf horses flam You don't go to the race,
and do you none?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So are you still at it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yes, raam only yesterday I set fight straight on a horse,
ractor shirt on him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I hope he ran fast.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh, I'll say he rides Graham. I left the pins
in the chase. And see I did your uncle get
down to the drag way?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Noway?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And my uncle couldn't stand the excitement. The doctor wrote
a complete vest for my uncle. The doctor said that
he must not be the stape. I'm sorry to hear that,
keep Worthy. No, I just told you he must be
very quiet, slam the doctor, and he must not be
the space.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So why set him up?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
And I tell him to be an out telling to
be optimistic? Some day his kipp will come in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, that's the same thing, Graham. He don't even admitted
the week and it's Kipps has already come in he hands.
He skipped in already. Oh yes, Raymond skippings in it
to receive a sip, you know. And I thought something
was wrong with your aunt. The last time I saw him,
he was leading.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
A cow down Broadway.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh yes, yes, he was leading the car down Broadway
to know why why excuse me forbidding his sterical It.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Looks like would So he was taking the car down Broadway.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
He was going to the theater to see green passage.
That stumps me.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
What's the music?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We'll gramm it. Talking about the music, we're also talking
about horses and cow.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, so we'll play the new Milkman's horse song.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The name of it is Tea.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I hate to get out in the morning.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Gee, I want to thank you for those dozen eggs
you brought me from the fire to night, and they're
very frank.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh, I'll say the age the freak right good.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
The ticket doesn't even know I've.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Got him yet. The dog you bought him, brought him
to night? Is that from the fire, dude?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yes, man, that's a great game, a great game.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Jeez, you look more like a dog comes to me.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, he steals awfully low to night playing. That's a fire,
you know.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
See.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I have a dog so small you can put him in.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Your pocket, and if worth three thousand dollars, wait, thix
thousand dollars, I'm fat.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Goodness, I've got a little dog like that. Save up
so much money. Play. I've got to get up a
farm some day, Chief, And look at all your pets.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh, you'll love them, Bram.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I've got one cow that I expect to bring.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Me a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's oh, indeed, ya, he's engaged the boo Montala. See
why you're making any money on your farm?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, I tell you, I'm gonna make money. I'm going
in the dairy business.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Malan. The fellow on the next farm to me.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Made a fortune out of cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, yes, I'll tell you about him.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He's a mouse, the mouse Candra. You know he tells
sees to write, you know, that's what he does.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's enough for me from you. Well, speaking of mouse,
the mouse Cambra.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And now that Mickey Mouse is money for President Raham,
we'll play Mickey Mouse's campaign shops.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
The name of it is see cheese for the red,
white and blue.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Everything, every yon, everything, the.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Farm, gold say forever nine. It's called me wonderful things.
The phrase the fallen wine, June beg and the fat
away away for deal, you know, for give my grandma
callighan act.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Then away but deal for many a year, everything my
songs about it there for our university.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Its every loyal pond in it till the victory. The
gold moves away forever and mind to say. It's only
whether we sing a phrase of fall of mine until
the en the fihips pay gipsfulay for you do not
well give a rain both alleghany an ax connect connects
the way with you for many years things as on
(07:24):
the land for our university history history.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Give agony an Act connect the way there for mail
everything around the.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
See that's the radio symbol of technical fire. Chiefs Castleline,
you were telling me that, well, there's.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No use off for you, chief. But a car owner
knows how.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Important it is to say yes when a service man
asked permitting the grain off summer worn oil. The maker
of your car has pressed the need for changing to
the correct grade of motor oil for fallen winter driving.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
It's in your instruction book.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
A crank case full of the correct grade of technical
crackproof motor oil means your car will be properly protected
during cold weather. Oh, you're talking of putting things in automobiles.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Pray yep.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
My uncle. My uncle put so many people in this
car last Sunday that.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
A woman stopped him. What do you think she said,
What don't you take? She said, of that car was
a horse. I'd report you to the Society for the
presents of prosy animal.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
We'll see that, jeeves.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
There is such a thing as truly an automobile.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Brinston's leaving dirty, thinned out summer worn oil in the
crank case.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
That's really dangerous. Correcting oil no longer has the body.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
To insure real protection to the engine.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It belongs anywhere but in the crank case that's why
every car owner should.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Say, yes, oh you can. Don't murder one cram. You'll
never get my uncle.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I don't think you buy any motor oil for quite
a while. Why know she's I saw your uncle tire.
He's a little beauty.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh well she was the beauty.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She won the beauty Graham.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
But he slipped her gears.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You want to see her now?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
She's a useless ol. Why don't you mean just nothing
(10:45):
at all but me?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
But you.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Night, I don't me no more at all.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's me your.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Paro.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh yes, sir, good up. Oh you guys clams to
night the night stop. Her claim is Dorothy said all that.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Time, you must have read the book when you were younger. Well,
i'll explain it to you. When Donathley was.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Born, her ears were so fig Graham that her parents
had to wait ten.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Years to find out if she would walk her fly.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The names that Dnathy.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Had many sweethearts in her time, Oh, lots of old sweethearts.
But now she is giving them up for her new love,
a young boy. And that's the case rises on the
opera band. We find her trying to figure out what
to do with the wrong blade.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
She starts suspressed to meet her new love. She calls
her Chinese fuck with the room. The Chinese butler's name
is one w O nc Walk. She said, how do
I look? And that's where one sings that beautiful song.
He thinks I may be one, but I think you're wonderful.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
What do you think that was?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Smiling? Wait? She said, one, I am in love again,
and I looked at the start to tell my fortune.
Now I know all.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
About Venus and Mars, but do you know anything about
the great darn Nebula?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And what do you think? Wrong?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Says was.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Once said, all I know is a nepheline. Day keeps
the doctor away.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wait wait, wait a minute, wa hur away a way?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I like it sells Old Darcy says, well, I am
having company tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Do you know any good parlocain And the butler said
why not?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
So the butler says, why not get.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
A set of lemons and some suncer and play a
game in gym. And then the butler says, and as
you're playing the game, I'll paint on the phonograph and
we'll have them play that new drinking song.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
The name of it is No, says are blooming.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And backhardy, mister Si moment praying the hero went here.
The hero was so bull legged.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Praying that when he walks into the room, he rubbed.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The paper off the wall.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And he's smoking a mason and distance to guard what's there.
And they don't you know what the mason or when
you smoke one in the north he can smell us
miss down.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Anyhow, the hero kisses Dorothy, and as he kisses it,
she says, what is wrong with you, dear, don't you
of me? You always hit your eyes open when you
kiss it. And the hero says, says, that's because I
like to look before I live, before that now, Graham. Yeah.
(15:15):
The second act, the hero is worried. He is beside
himself and they both look terrible. He has death paid.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
The Darcy has another sweetheart, an Englishman who comes from.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
A very fine family, Graham.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
His father is in the house of war. His brother
is in the house to come in and once he
was in the book out the Englishman are so.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Now minded, Graham, that he used to monicos for.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
A pair of specical His feet are very very large.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know, in fact, that.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Seeda's so big that when he leans home with two
Stadi feat, don't get out of the house, they'll do
forty five. And besides that, he is a stock salesman,
Graham yea, and he knows all of.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Our fut people.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
No, Dorothy invites us two sweethearts to dinner. At dinner,
the Englishman says, I have a knuckle who is an antiquarian.
The American says, an anaquarian in America, that's what we
keep sachers. So the stuffer two lovers from fighting. She
said to the Englishman, you like potatoes, and he said,
(16:19):
I lionized, and is the anxious to please the new lover?
She says, the lion eized potato. But now wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
She then says the chickens.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
The Englishman gets the white bean, and the Americans says
the darcy and said, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He's getting all oppressed him. Darsy said to.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The Englishman, why were you so late? And the Englishman said, well,
it's an old family custom. My father was dinner bess,
and I was washing his sack. And the Americans said, ah,
still plunging off the old man. Split a minute, See Englishman, just.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Up the diamond and town.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I'm going to get in my town car and go home.
And the American said, have you a town card? And
the evening the English said, I have three town cards.
American says, yes, I know them Uptown, downtown and course down.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
We have to leave out the music because it's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Heard act the say that fine stars be married to
the American boy. They engage to take it, Butler, they
want to be rich me, you know, sure to take
it very fast. His name is must Tappa Bay and
its last name is Window.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Must Tampa Bay Window.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You say you can tell me his takes because he
is he's always the lemming doors.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I thought that was right. They had larnyhow.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Dares he cannot say them as he is ormans eating
take as candy.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
She says, you are discard what kappa you are ormas
eating candy in the presence of my company. And the
tape says, very well listening, rayam all right. If you
discard me rereading candy, I will leave immediately.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Give me the Hackmagandhian glove pal.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
So at that moment the husband comes in. He has
a little monkey in his arm. He said, Darcy, I
have brought you a little pet and a.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Little female Monkekee she said no, a monkey went well,
she says no. Her husband, she says, you look worried, dear,
And he said, I have worried. I lost the court
bottle of liquor on the crane. And she said what
attained into the lost in town department? And he says no,
but the full the founded one.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Ha ha ha, But averyhow there seems.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
That a couple of bread for the little baby.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Three days after the baby is born, the mother says,
I gave the baby son chicken by mistakes, and it
disagreed with him. And the father says croquette, and the
mother says, no, but he's awful sake with the twelve
They rushed into the baby's room only the find that
the child had the temperature of one hundred and eight.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What do you think they do? What they do?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
They put the baby in the cellar to heat the house.
So they send for their family physician the name of
doctor Puller.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
The next day, the wife says, dear, doctor Puller was here, and.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
The baby kept tearing at the doctor.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And doctor Fuller.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Thinks the baby is gaining weight, and the husband says, well,
that's because the baby looks fuller in the paper. Anyhow,
that night the baby cries and the mother said, dear,
sing the baby the fleet.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
With a horseshoe song. And the husband does. He sings
the horseshoe song.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
You know the name of his layer, ho the name
of his.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Horseshoe by baby on the tree top of the play that.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Time where yeah, I thought some farm at playing football yesterday,
(20:56):
and one of them said, when you.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Hear one of he said, throw the pig kids. Well,
the farmer who did nothing by hands, you know, he
threw the whole pig at it.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
But they say that those football is very popular chiefs
who I met every Saturday, thousands of one, thousands of
people drive the football games they do. And do you
know what most of them do before they got the game, chief,
I should say, I do pray they fill up their
plans for that new chicken whiskey, you know, one drink
and there you lay. I know, well, I don't know
(21:26):
about that keep, but I do know the thousands of
them start off by filling up with Texico Fire Chiefs gasoline,
the quick starting gasoline that was developed for fire engines,
now available to all.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Motorists at no extra bright.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
And they like to feel at surging fire engine power
keeps that flashing speed just as much as.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
They enjoy power and speed on.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
The grid iron.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh, speaking of good eyems, I even thought some girls
playing football Gray, I'm you're dead.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
That should have been interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh it was paying. The girls are thoughtfully killed and
they have part of step in.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
And those same motorist keeps are Oh he's stopping at
Texico stations for tracks roof Texico motor oil. That's the
ideal driving me for Mexico fire Chief cassoline. Both are
available in all our forty eight six.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I see they are right.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Well, I'm going to the games fan.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But I'm going on my horse. Oh heart, no heart
for me? Keith Fine, I saw you on your heart
the other day, and boy was he fucking. That shows
what you know about a horse. Fam He wasn't fucking.
You don't call that fucking.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
What is he going?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
When you saw me? Was only coughing. He saw.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Something, y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
He's got bout back a year. He caught mom.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I left that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
She wears a sea.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
He's norma calling man.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
See, yeah, we've got a whole lot of letters. We've
got to be handled.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Let's work do them, man, I just say so, all right.
Here's one from Las Vegas, ne Mectico. Yeah, h gee,
I'm keeping company with a young.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Man named Apples Bred Apples.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
He said he does not like my long hair. Un
says you'll marry me tomorrow by.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Bob my hair.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
What shall I do?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
N's Browning Glory here, Charling Glory has your friend's name
as Aple.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
And he wants you to bob your hands. Do not
do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
You wait for Halloween. That is the best time to
bob for apples. Oh, she's here's one from Detroit Clistia.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Just show it. I'm playing my show dead next quick rail.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, find on.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
We'll help you with him. Dear ge, you think there's
a noticeable difference between a modern young girl and an
old maid? If so, what is the difference?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Signed in between?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Here in between the different.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Jeez, there's one. Oh, here's a good one. Here's one
from Paoe Pennsylvani Paoli. Yeah here gee, I'm a boy
nine years old.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
The spelling teacher gave me a new word, ain't joe
a X? How shall I use this word? In a
sent signed our regular fella?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Dear regular fella, I'm surprised that you never had the
famous expression with the white Hope Tennis. Here it is
from little Hacorn, so mighty hopeful.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
We don't hate that boy.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Here's one from Cedar.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Grove, New Jersey. He the fellow deer gee.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I am troubled with insomnia. I have fried a day bed,
twin bed, a double bed, and a folding bed and
cannot sleep.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
But you suggest any kind of aband in which I
could get some sleep? Signed up too long? Up too long,
and sounds like a steer up too long.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
It seems to me you fid or makes the beds
except one you get in the revolving bed, you will
sleep like a top.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Hep. Here's one from Cheshire, Pennsylvania. Here Chief Philosopher's day.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
When a man is successful, he is immediately surrounded by parasite.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
And this is a word I do not understand.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Will you please give me the best definition of a parasite,
dyn knowledge seeker, Oh, he's picked out aquatment Graham hear
knowledge Siger. I'll explain to you exactly what a pwifi is.
A parasite is a man who goes through a revolving.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Door on your push.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Where way out when where?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, way out west and Bill Rings Montana. Yeah here gee,
and you probably know more about parses than any man
in America. Maybe you can help me with this problem.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Is that my heart won't run. I was told for
the carrot in front of his face, and he would run.
What do you think of that?
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Nine body google.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Their body, go go.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
You should no better than to put a carrot in
front of the faith.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You must remember the old Irish stay, never put the
carrot before the horse.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
She wins.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
The Texas Company presents over coast to coast network ed
(27:59):
Win the Fire Chief, supported by a cast of more
than fifty artists including Don Worries, the Fire Chief Quartet,
and Graham Maxnimie. Louis Witten, speaking for the Texas Company,
extends its invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour. Again,
speaking for the Texas Company, may I remind all car
owners that now is the time to have summer warm
oil drained off and the clank case refilled with the
(28:22):
correct grade of motor oil for cold weather driving. When
you're a serviceman asked submission to do this, say yes.
Don't wait until it's pretty sind out summer oil has
actually caused damage to your engines. Whenever you hear the
stirland bell, think of Texico fire Chief gasoline. The Texico
(28:47):
Fire Chief program came to you from Pittsburgh over the
facilities of the National Broadcasting Company
Speaker 6 (29:11):
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