May 6, 2025 • 30 mins
A comedic program featuring a whimsical fire chief character, delivering humor through sketches and musical numbers.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good bye, Let up burn go welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Where you have a fire in the bell, this doll
take your call, this guy to come off your broadcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And must.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
From the stage of the Grand Opera House in Chicago, Mexico.
Service stations and dealers from coast to coast present the
fire chief quartet.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Convoy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Isn't the fire teeth fast? Rayham Mac to me and
Edwin the fire chief. Yes, I just speech again tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Suppose then if you want to hear it now? Seez
I passed her fired? He say, I was the.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Fire to be the pig pen, so post your hot
Why that's very unhealthy cheek. Oh, I don't think so.
You never saw any healthier pigs in your life, saying,
then I had said, well, I would have come in
the house, chief, and the dog takes me off the place.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh you mean little Opium. Why do you call your
dog Opium? Would I call him Opium? Raham? Because I
raised him from a puppy. I saw you see if
I saw a new cow on your place? Yes, if
you give much milk. Well, I don't know yet, Graham.
She's so tickli. I haven't been able to make her,
you know, because why I weren't to home yesterday. Oh
(02:16):
I came to town lay specially Graham.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I came to town to take my watch, gone to
the dentist. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Me for?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What gon to attend?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, I belong to the else Rods, you know. And
I found out that my young tooth had pialeer. That's
the craziest thing I've heard yet.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why why do you think that's crazy? Why do you
play its place? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's the craziest things. And that happened my goodness driver
as well. It was the railroad porter at the dennist,
and he answered, Dennis, to pull a tooth?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know what? The dennist, that's what the dentis said,
which one you want me to proddle? And the railroad
porter said lower six?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
But the geeve what kind of a dentist's action?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh he's a great tennis playerbody light, Well, I'll tell
you how good he is. It was a very favorite
judge players, you know, a judge. And the judge Dennis,
what's this? He said, I want one tooth pull?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He that is a Dennis. And the judge said to him,
he said, do you swear you will pull the tooth, the.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Whole tooth and nothing but the day where a watch
some music?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well you want music player here?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well we're talking about pulling teeth, so we'll play the
famous sentence song.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
The name of it is the Gangstar coming.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
God? Yes? How are you and your uncle getting along? Oh?
My uncle feels very bad? Likely, Graham? No, yeah, it's sister.
You know my aunt is going to be married. He
just married. Couldn't make it very happy? Oh no, Graham.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You know she's such a beautiful guess really is. Yes,
and my uncle expected how to do some well, but
he's going to marry.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A businessman, you know, and he feels terrible about her. Grass.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Well, can't you get out of it? He no, can't
know he can and he can. It seems that's the
man that keeps going to marry. Graham is a perfectional
he's a professional tax to us and he has designed Dawn.
Just say, Steve, what's.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Your uncle going to do about? Well? I don't know, Graham.
He's tried awfully hard to embarrass the man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
The other night he took the full out just to
get him dunk. Did your uncle get him dunsky? Oh? Yes, clam.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
My uncle got a fellow, so rum it took three
men to put my uncle to bed.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
DEAs you get tillier all the time. You're a riddle
to me. He I'm glad you said riddle. What? Oh?
I love riddles. He's one. I bet you'll never answer me.
That good.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
A little dog now poll the culture. Well, a little
dog was running down the street. Yes, there was duche
behind him, and no one was chasing me. Yet why
was the dog running?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Players? They are running fast? No one casing and fly?
I give up? Why was he running fast? He was ano? Hurry,
that's the guy I last man.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I've got one with you on Oh, I can answer
anyone has four eggs and fly? Oh that's easy gray,
And my goodness, what has four legs and fly?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The horses? I don't bet on? Yeah, I know the more.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well, he's one of the sacking spires. What that's eighteen
legs and cats.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Fly a baseball team.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Thanks to be all name helps in the master's leavin
support once again, and that the loyal main man's being
and re to all the happy y'all streak to the
cava the comain Alma mater call the all the hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
They say, m thanks to be all name you persy.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Time Victimo func again, but that's below a main MANCI
and to a happy makes to the hair and say.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
He's the main. Allow them the college all the most where.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I liked the page, that's only the radio symbol of
technical fire chiefs go well, I'm not fighting gray am
I just yes to be a clothing start of what's
enjoy My sender for no fire and I put it
out almost immediately.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Pray I did, yes. I told him the tidal start.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I said, if you know the topic, we got the
fire out. I said, that's because we used fire chief
can't late and I got me here so quick.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's why we put it out. Wealth chief and I said, well,
why rub it in? The man say, I don't know,
my fire chief. Fire engines have to be.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The fastest things on wheels all of the time, so
they can't afford to be slowed up by cold weather.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Why even in the coldest day, Texico, fire chief gasoline
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Speaker 4 (10:16):
A man sized God isn't ness to the lacking all
types of emergency equipment from cold scots to top speed
in seconds unbelievable?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And remember this faster gasoline costs no more.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
But why do you know where the fire chief gasoline
gets the engines to fire so quickly? The sauce keeper
who will not joint business, there's so mixed up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
They don't know which way to burn.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
He's maybe you're right, maybe you're right. Here's something every
motorist could know.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Texico fire Chief gasoline was originally developed for emergency use
under adverse conditions of sutting and accelerations.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Think of that. After months of experimental use, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Made available to the general public through all Texico stations
and dealers. Let your car benefits from the experience of
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Speaker 1 (11:05):
What makes you say, pert spec I saw a performance
in the Sinner Last Time, Yes Yeah, with the musical
comedy Bland, and they.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Advertised the chorus of fifteen We're gonna they lie about
a chorus of fifty oh no, Bland.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Don't come to more.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And my away as akin pinifying about taking it to
the fat ponifi.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And so be fining and know how to bring go
in buy and by my yea, I love it.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
And now that's p the operasy well, well, I was
sort to tell you I've got enough provide request tonight,
lamb Or it's the name of it is post Sweet Home,
and it's the whole office public. As the Clayton rises,
we see the home. It's the home of the hero.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It is a bungalows man.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It seems that the man whose bill has made a
bungle of it, the hero Stillo's laws. And the home,
you know, is in the suburbs. And the real estate
man told the hero that the house was just forty
minutes from the city, but he didn't stay with city,
you know. But as the Clayton risers, and I say,
we see the hero. He's woking into a new home
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and he has sixty three pieces.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Of bruggets a deck of cards in the court room
of the gund. He is a very sick man's land
and he has figures, and he's not me think of
one man like that. He don't think Raham and her
kids are so big, and he don't knock me that
he looks like a pair of scissors when he's the
cuts of the thing.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
So he's me to next to a neighbor. She and
the girl twenty one years old yes, she would have
been twenty five, but she's spent four years in jail.
You say, now the girls too is awfully thin.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Ram just write a hero, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
In fact the gale is so tin. So if she
wore a white dress and write then tomato ju, she
would look.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Like a phenomenon. I'm only sorry, wait sore.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The heroine says, now that we're going to be neighbors,
won't you come into buy house and have a drink?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And the hero said, I'm not drinking since last two years.
I've been on the wagon. And he says still and
he says no, less she goes on. She said, where
did you get that to the clothes to wear it?
He said, when you live in this neighborhood, don't you
know Bill, the local buttet. She said yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
He said, well he's a tale now and he made
it to the clothes for me. And the girl said,
well he's still a butcher. So the hero said, are
you narration and she said no.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
She said I was supposed to marry yourn architect, but
he had other plan. No, the hero said, will you
give me a kiss? She said, if I beneaving onions?
What are you thinking? He said, what he said. He said,
then I'll kiss your little hand. Madan play that. In
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the second act, we see the boy and girl. They
get along like a pair of new studes. They are
on squeaking tames for girls. They start talking about re incarnation.
That's very interesting something for always. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
The hero says, I seemed to remember you from way
back in the Stone age. You will want to kicken
and I with an age and she says that must
have been in the cold story age to say, fair way,
I'm not darding this when he says, I also remember
when you were a fright for her and I was
the hot dog. And she said, oh, she said, now
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you're going back to the startage. So she said, don't
you believe me?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And she said, well I'll tell you. She said, I'm
a sheep had his daughter and no one can pull
the wool over my eyes. And the hero said where
is your father? And the girl said, he's in the house.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Let's sister see he hung up this coming, and he
had a still with liquor.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well. As they enter, the father says, daughter, I miss
twins by.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Lasses, and the daughter said, well that's Strain's father. They
ought to be just where you wented them last night.
So the hero was surprised to see that the father
is even sinner than the tail are him, don't you say?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
There?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He clanged it over house and the father is why
why Graham? The father is so thin he had to
stay up twice the caacter shadows.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
In fact, he don't sit if he wears a double bases.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
He has to button the coat in the back play
and I figured out.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
So he's task to the hero and it's the howard
that I found is getting my daughter. And the heroes said,
I don't know unless you wear rubber heels. And the
father said, well, if you'll marry my daughter, I'll give
you this text for five thousand dollars I have found.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
The boy takes a check brand and he says, how
will be one family? They should be no digres between us,
and the father says, you're right, done a law.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
There should be no secrets between us. So I'll tell
you the truth. That check I gave you is no
good way that done.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
When yer all start something. Uh, he's the parents for
d wedding. You know that's nice and it needs a friend.
The hero said, I am to be married.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
How long do you think I should stay away on
my hospitals, And the friend said, I can't tell till
I see the bride. Well that as they stay hands by,
The friend said, well, I see the best man at
your wedding. The hero well, the hero says, no, but
you'll be as good as a lect to the bombs. Wait,
a little friend said, are you going to give up gambling? Here?
(20:14):
It's the funny talking about I don't gamble. And the
friend says, you don't gamble. I hate you.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Recording that hotel escapade in New York's the hero to,
that's a line.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
There is no hotel escapade in New York. The friend says, well,
tell me it's your girl if shee well said, and
you know what the hero said, but he's The hero says, well,
when her father died. Look, I can't tell you all.
There's a hold strangle. The friend says, it's your friends.
(20:47):
You know the play. Well say, hey, well the heroes,
I can't tell you well, the hero said, I'll tell
you how wealthy to you? Her father died and let
you all his money, But she can't find a sand.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Well in the meantime, you know, in the meantime, the
girl is also preparing for the wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Keep getting ready to go you hours. Yes, she goes
into a beauty parlor and she said to the Barbara, said,
you fixed my hair.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
And the barber says, oh, that's a sins And she said, well,
as a wife, cracker, you're a joke.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You just the fake and it's Sam And all I
can say to you Barbara is boo boo. What do
you think the Barbara, he orders her.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Too, tampoo well, the Barba says, if you're going to
be married, you should have a paymanent wave strings in
the hair.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Well that afternoon they get married. Right after that they
get married, and as they leave the tape for him,
they jump into a taxi. The sofa tames An said,
not raam all that when the hero says to the sofa, wou.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I would got to look? Yes, certainly must be called
on in the country. Oh yes, it is a gold there.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It's so cold that my next door neighbor had a
dependice taken out and it was capped.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Wealthy old.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Stand this your halfhe winter is certainly one time of
the year when Texico fire chief.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Gasoline proves it work.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
As if I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It never fails to.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
When you have Texico fire Chief gasoline in the tank
of your car, you can actually laugh the most piercing
of winter's last.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You tell last your uncle Steve.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Oh, I'll tell him Graham, he might go out during
a winter glass you know, because he told me textly
he'll never go out again on a clear day.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Why not? She? I don't know. My husband said when.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
He's in his car on a clear day that he
can see the payments coming three months ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
He says, it is well, well, you know where as
iDeer there's there's no trouble ahead for the motorists who
uses Texico fire Chiefs gas.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Might not agree. Fire Chiefs starts instantly. It keeps your
car ready for quick action all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It's sure protection for battery and sidder in freezing cold weather.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
If that say well, Graham, if.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
That's fire chief candidly north of such fine protection and
cold weather, I ought to get some to the catterpillar
up on my pom Graham, catasellers and wider tz. I
don't mean worm, no, That's what I'm telling at gray
worm No, No, I mean caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Those were not ways you saw My father weren't.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
No, there was a caterpillars, but the deplession hit them
so hard they had a hot fair fir close quail.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
R recall, can recall was the daddy your time? Garricall
long ago nine times before.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
We know he wanted the ball still her from pat
Do Dance Gallerycall garycalla. Well, he's hearing some letters to
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be answering. Oh I like them that as prayer, but
I love though that's a that appens. Oh yeah, well,
here's one from Las Vegas, New Mexico. I say, here's sheep.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
We hear that in Africa they have a lady bird
that is only contenders when she purchased on a coconut, and.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
The minute she leaves the coconuts she does all parts
of crazy things. If this is true, how do you
account for that? Signed the jungle over de jungle Lover.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Is it true that it is a lady bay which
is contended when it's tips on a coconut and it's
so so soon, it's the acts crazy West. He's away
from the coconut. The reason for this is the West
seeds the way she's all for nuts, old sheep.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I asked her wave. Here's one from Kansas City, Agora,
Kansas City. I'm playing there next week. Prayer we'll be there.
I know good way. Here's this radio is inbedded. There
has been a new signal s O S. Oh yeah.
Some sayth means save our ship. Are then say it means.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Send out supplies? Can you tell me just what is
meant by the three letters s O S signed alarm?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
See's alarm?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I don't know what s O S teams on the radio,
but with my uncle it meansout over Sunday.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh, here's one.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Here's one from Bakersfield, California that comes from all over
the to do here kee. I have a daughter eights
and agency.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Forever biting her fingernails. We all try to help her,
but we do not succeed. Can you tell me a
good thing for a little girl who bites her fingernails?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Signed? Impatient? Hear the station The best thing for biting
fingernails is sharp teeth. That well, here's one from bay
Jar Long Isle. Oh are you sing it back?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah? Here teeth? I hear that Hubert broken.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
The man who tried to use a submarine to go
under the North Pole is going to make another attempt.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He claims that he can get a map that would
show him how far down he can go, that he
will succeed as you know everything. Why don't you help him?
Sign old Salt, see you old tool. If he really
wants the map to see how far down he can go,
he ought to use the stock pocket John the old
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keep Keeth. Oh, here's our old friend. Here's one from
Ben Bernie the old Minestro. Yeah, here's Keith.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You have written a break many songs in your life
and written a break many show, and you have sung
a breat many songs.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Can you tell me if there was ever a.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Song written about Mother Goose? Sang the old min show.
He has been baby yooza Yooser.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You'll try to stick me, but I will let you
do it. Then, some years ago there was a song
written about Mother Gooten. The title of it bron the
Goose More Perfect. Every fall, every.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The Texist Company presents Edwin the fire Chief, supported by
Don Buries the fire Chief, Courtet and Graham Maximin Louis.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
A witness seeking for the Texas Company extends it from
the Jason to tune in next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
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We don't mind telling you that this cements their friendships.
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and it.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Came to you from the stage of the Grand Opera
House in Chicago. This is a national broadcasting company. M mmm,
taking your card during the folder weather suck.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Whenever you hear the siren of sell make a Texico
fired distastline.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Hi,
Good bye, Let up burn go welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Where you have a fire in the bell, this doll
take your call, this guy to come off your broadcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And must.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
From the stage of the Grand Opera House in Chicago, Mexico.
Service stations and dealers from coast to coast present the
fire chief quartet.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Convoy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Isn't the fire teeth fast? Rayham Mac to me and
Edwin the fire chief. Yes, I just speech again tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Suppose then if you want to hear it now? Seez
I passed her fired? He say, I was the.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Fire to be the pig pen, so post your hot
Why that's very unhealthy cheek. Oh, I don't think so.
You never saw any healthier pigs in your life, saying,
then I had said, well, I would have come in
the house, chief, and the dog takes me off the place.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh you mean little Opium. Why do you call your
dog Opium? Would I call him Opium? Raham? Because I
raised him from a puppy. I saw you see if
I saw a new cow on your place? Yes, if
you give much milk. Well, I don't know yet, Graham.
She's so tickli. I haven't been able to make her,
you know, because why I weren't to home yesterday. Oh
(02:16):
I came to town lay specially Graham.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I came to town to take my watch, gone to
the dentist. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Me for?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What gon to attend?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, I belong to the else Rods, you know. And
I found out that my young tooth had pialeer. That's
the craziest thing I've heard yet.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why why do you think that's crazy? Why do you
play its place? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's the craziest things. And that happened my goodness driver
as well. It was the railroad porter at the dennist,
and he answered, Dennis, to pull a tooth?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know what? The dennist, that's what the dentis said,
which one you want me to proddle? And the railroad
porter said lower six?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
But the geeve what kind of a dentist's action?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh he's a great tennis playerbody light, Well, I'll tell
you how good he is. It was a very favorite
judge players, you know, a judge. And the judge Dennis,
what's this? He said, I want one tooth pull?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He that is a Dennis. And the judge said to him,
he said, do you swear you will pull the tooth, the.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Whole tooth and nothing but the day where a watch
some music?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well you want music player here?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well we're talking about pulling teeth, so we'll play the
famous sentence song.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
The name of it is the Gangstar coming.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
God? Yes? How are you and your uncle getting along? Oh?
My uncle feels very bad? Likely, Graham? No, yeah, it's sister.
You know my aunt is going to be married. He
just married. Couldn't make it very happy? Oh no, Graham.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You know she's such a beautiful guess really is. Yes,
and my uncle expected how to do some well, but
he's going to marry.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A businessman, you know, and he feels terrible about her. Grass.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Well, can't you get out of it? He no, can't
know he can and he can. It seems that's the
man that keeps going to marry. Graham is a perfectional
he's a professional tax to us and he has designed Dawn.
Just say, Steve, what's.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Your uncle going to do about? Well? I don't know, Graham.
He's tried awfully hard to embarrass the man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
The other night he took the full out just to
get him dunk. Did your uncle get him dunsky? Oh? Yes, clam.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
My uncle got a fellow, so rum it took three
men to put my uncle to bed.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
DEAs you get tillier all the time. You're a riddle
to me. He I'm glad you said riddle. What? Oh?
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behind him, and no one was chasing me. Yet why
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Players? They are running fast? No one casing and fly?
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that's the guy I last man.
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I've got one with you on Oh, I can answer
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The horses? I don't bet on? Yeah, I know the more.
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legs and cats.
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Advertised the chorus of fifteen We're gonna they lie about
a chorus of fifty oh no, Bland.
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Don't come to more.
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And now that's p the operasy well, well, I was
sort to tell you I've got enough provide request tonight,
lamb Or it's the name of it is post Sweet Home,
and it's the whole office public. As the Clayton rises,
we see the home. It's the home of the hero.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It is a bungalows man.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It seems that the man whose bill has made a
bungle of it, the hero Stillo's laws. And the home,
you know, is in the suburbs. And the real estate
man told the hero that the house was just forty
minutes from the city, but he didn't stay with city,
you know. But as the Clayton risers, and I say,
we see the hero. He's woking into a new home
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and he has sixty three pieces.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Of bruggets a deck of cards in the court room
of the gund. He is a very sick man's land
and he has figures, and he's not me think of
one man like that. He don't think Raham and her
kids are so big, and he don't knock me that
he looks like a pair of scissors when he's the
cuts of the thing.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
So he's me to next to a neighbor. She and
the girl twenty one years old yes, she would have
been twenty five, but she's spent four years in jail.
You say, now the girls too is awfully thin.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Ram just write a hero, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
In fact the gale is so tin. So if she
wore a white dress and write then tomato ju, she
would look.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Like a phenomenon. I'm only sorry, wait sore.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The heroine says, now that we're going to be neighbors,
won't you come into buy house and have a drink?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And the hero said, I'm not drinking since last two years.
I've been on the wagon. And he says still and
he says no, less she goes on. She said, where
did you get that to the clothes to wear it?
He said, when you live in this neighborhood, don't you
know Bill, the local buttet. She said yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
He said, well he's a tale now and he made
it to the clothes for me. And the girl said,
well he's still a butcher. So the hero said, are
you narration and she said no.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
She said I was supposed to marry yourn architect, but
he had other plan. No, the hero said, will you
give me a kiss? She said, if I beneaving onions?
What are you thinking? He said, what he said. He said,
then I'll kiss your little hand. Madan play that. In
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the second act, we see the boy and girl. They
get along like a pair of new studes. They are
on squeaking tames for girls. They start talking about re incarnation.
That's very interesting something for always. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
The hero says, I seemed to remember you from way
back in the Stone age. You will want to kicken
and I with an age and she says that must
have been in the cold story age to say, fair way,
I'm not darding this when he says, I also remember
when you were a fright for her and I was
the hot dog. And she said, oh, she said, now
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you're going back to the startage. So she said, don't
you believe me?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And she said, well I'll tell you. She said, I'm
a sheep had his daughter and no one can pull
the wool over my eyes. And the hero said where
is your father? And the girl said, he's in the house.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Let's sister see he hung up this coming, and he
had a still with liquor.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well. As they enter, the father says, daughter, I miss
twins by.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Lasses, and the daughter said, well that's Strain's father. They
ought to be just where you wented them last night.
So the hero was surprised to see that the father
is even sinner than the tail are him, don't you say?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
There?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He clanged it over house and the father is why
why Graham? The father is so thin he had to
stay up twice the caacter shadows.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
In fact, he don't sit if he wears a double bases.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
He has to button the coat in the back play
and I figured out.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
So he's task to the hero and it's the howard
that I found is getting my daughter. And the heroes said,
I don't know unless you wear rubber heels. And the
father said, well, if you'll marry my daughter, I'll give
you this text for five thousand dollars I have found.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
The boy takes a check brand and he says, how
will be one family? They should be no digres between us,
and the father says, you're right, done a law.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
There should be no secrets between us. So I'll tell
you the truth. That check I gave you is no
good way that done.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
When yer all start something. Uh, he's the parents for
d wedding. You know that's nice and it needs a friend.
The hero said, I am to be married.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
How long do you think I should stay away on
my hospitals, And the friend said, I can't tell till
I see the bride. Well that as they stay hands by,
The friend said, well, I see the best man at
your wedding. The hero well, the hero says, no, but
you'll be as good as a lect to the bombs. Wait,
a little friend said, are you going to give up gambling? Here?
(20:14):
It's the funny talking about I don't gamble. And the
friend says, you don't gamble. I hate you.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Recording that hotel escapade in New York's the hero to,
that's a line.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
There is no hotel escapade in New York. The friend says, well,
tell me it's your girl if shee well said, and
you know what the hero said, but he's The hero says, well,
when her father died. Look, I can't tell you all.
There's a hold strangle. The friend says, it's your friends.
(20:47):
You know the play. Well say, hey, well the heroes,
I can't tell you well, the hero said, I'll tell
you how wealthy to you? Her father died and let
you all his money, But she can't find a sand.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Well in the meantime, you know, in the meantime, the
girl is also preparing for the wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Keep getting ready to go you hours. Yes, she goes
into a beauty parlor and she said to the Barbara, said,
you fixed my hair.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
And the barber says, oh, that's a sins And she said, well,
as a wife, cracker, you're a joke.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You just the fake and it's Sam And all I
can say to you Barbara is boo boo. What do
you think the Barbara, he orders her.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Too, tampoo well, the Barba says, if you're going to
be married, you should have a paymanent wave strings in
the hair.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Well that afternoon they get married. Right after that they
get married, and as they leave the tape for him,
they jump into a taxi. The sofa tames An said,
not raam all that when the hero says to the sofa, wou.
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I would got to look? Yes, certainly must be called
on in the country. Oh yes, it is a gold there.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It's so cold that my next door neighbor had a
dependice taken out and it was capped.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Wealthy old.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
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the year when Texico fire chief.
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Gasoline proves it work.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
As if I didn't know it.
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It never fails to.
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When you have Texico fire Chief gasoline in the tank
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Speaker 1 (23:15):
You tell last your uncle Steve.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Oh, I'll tell him Graham, he might go out during
a winter glass you know, because he told me textly
he'll never go out again on a clear day.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Why not? She? I don't know. My husband said when.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
He's in his car on a clear day that he
can see the payments coming three months ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
He says, it is well, well, you know where as
iDeer there's there's no trouble ahead for the motorists who
uses Texico fire Chiefs gas.
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Speaker 1 (23:51):
If that say well, Graham, if.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
That's fire chief candidly north of such fine protection and
cold weather, I ought to get some to the catterpillar
up on my pom Graham, catasellers and wider tz. I
don't mean worm, no, That's what I'm telling at gray
worm No, No, I mean caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Those were not ways you saw My father weren't.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
No, there was a caterpillars, but the deplession hit them
so hard they had a hot fair fir close quail.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
R recall, can recall was the daddy your time? Garricall
long ago nine times before.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
We know he wanted the ball still her from pat
Do Dance Gallerycall garycalla. Well, he's hearing some letters to
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be answering. Oh I like them that as prayer, but
I love though that's a that appens. Oh yeah, well,
here's one from Las Vegas, New Mexico. I say, here's sheep.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
We hear that in Africa they have a lady bird
that is only contenders when she purchased on a coconut, and.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
The minute she leaves the coconuts she does all parts
of crazy things. If this is true, how do you
account for that? Signed the jungle over de jungle Lover.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Is it true that it is a lady bay which
is contended when it's tips on a coconut and it's
so so soon, it's the acts crazy West. He's away
from the coconut. The reason for this is the West
seeds the way she's all for nuts, old sheep.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I asked her wave. Here's one from Kansas City, Agora,
Kansas City. I'm playing there next week. Prayer we'll be there.
I know good way. Here's this radio is inbedded. There
has been a new signal s O S. Oh yeah.
Some sayth means save our ship. Are then say it means.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Send out supplies? Can you tell me just what is
meant by the three letters s O S signed alarm?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
See's alarm?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I don't know what s O S teams on the radio,
but with my uncle it meansout over Sunday.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh, here's one.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Here's one from Bakersfield, California that comes from all over
the to do here kee. I have a daughter eights
and agency.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Forever biting her fingernails. We all try to help her,
but we do not succeed. Can you tell me a
good thing for a little girl who bites her fingernails?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Signed? Impatient? Hear the station The best thing for biting
fingernails is sharp teeth. That well, here's one from bay
Jar Long Isle. Oh are you sing it back?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah? Here teeth? I hear that Hubert broken.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
The man who tried to use a submarine to go
under the North Pole is going to make another attempt.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He claims that he can get a map that would
show him how far down he can go, that he
will succeed as you know everything. Why don't you help him?
Sign old Salt, see you old tool. If he really
wants the map to see how far down he can go,
he ought to use the stock pocket John the old
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keep Keeth. Oh, here's our old friend. Here's one from
Ben Bernie the old Minestro. Yeah, here's Keith.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You have written a break many songs in your life
and written a break many show, and you have sung
a breat many songs.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Can you tell me if there was ever a.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Song written about Mother Goose? Sang the old min show.
He has been baby yooza Yooser.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You'll try to stick me, but I will let you
do it. Then, some years ago there was a song
written about Mother Gooten. The title of it bron the
Goose More Perfect. Every fall, every.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The Texist Company presents Edwin the fire Chief, supported by
Don Buries the fire Chief, Courtet and Graham Maximin Louis.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
A witness seeking for the Texas Company extends it from
the Jason to tune in next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
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