May 6, 2025 • 26 mins
A comedic program featuring a whimsical fire chief character, delivering humor through sketches and musical numbers.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
The Texico Service Stations and dealers from coast to coast
presents the Fire Chief Double Quartet, Don Worries and the
Fire Chief back Rayam mcnam and Edwin the perfect Pool.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm just chased again. The photon is gonna be different tonight.
I swear. See there, you're a little late to night thief.
But I couldn't help it, Graham, I had a dressed
to night. Well, how are did it takeing a draft team? Oh?
I dressed about ten minutes? Rare, Wow, it takes me
twenty minutes of beef. But I want, Oh you want
I spend mine out?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What have you been doing since I saw you last Jersey?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I put on my farm, Graham raising goats. I'm raising
goats now without.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Horn, without horns? What all the Laurento butt? Gram? I
just told you there with no horns. I see, stay, Graham.
One thing the kitten's bothering you tonight? No Gee?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm sorry, Graham. We need raves for our crops, you know,
and the flowers. I've got to go to Washington.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I kind of the flower tonight. What do you going
to watch in part? Kieth?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Oh, I've got to see the take a pterodagric coasts.
Why do you don't want to see the secretary of agricolts.
But I'll tell you it's toothfully, Graham, one of my
geraniums that is not doing the Wellcuse you.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Love your farm, duct, Oh I love the farm. Oh yes,
I've got a wonderful Cowsray. It stutters. The cow stutters
so much. Instead of milk, it gives butter. That's one
thing that.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Interests me about a farm.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Chief.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why do you keep cream from sours? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The best way, Graham, to keep cream from sowering is
to leave it in the cow. Oh, there's no use
God in you.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Chief.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What's some music?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, I'll tell you, Graham, speaking of farm and flowers,
I thought i'd have done for the new flowers.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
All about that beautiful.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Flowers all pay The name of the song is them
Petunia are all grat bonness play.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
N n now' kee geez if you'll get a car.
(04:04):
And now, Graham, I don't won a car? Might goodness?
How often by coaching that? Well, I was knocked down
once by a car. I didn't know that keep for
you badly hurt? Oh well, not as fat as my lawyer, Graham,
was he hit too? No, Graham, my lawyer wasn't hit.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I was alone when I was hit by the car.
Or you see eye stealed the company.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
For two thousand dollars, and I won the tape.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
But I know my lawyer was tape waste and I
was Graham because I only got five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
My lawyer must have been nearly killed.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
He got the other fifteen hundred. I was ridden my
uncle in his car yesterday and we went to a
poor town.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Graham. It must have been a twelve pounds. They even
had signs on the road to tell you how to
eat when you got the towel. What do you mean, Gee,
what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I saw a sign and said good things see three
hundred feet ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Then there was another sign that said use the right cook,
said Jesus, dear see if anything anything happened.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh yes, he let me buy the car few minutes
and I hit him in and I knocked him down, and.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
The policeman gave me a ticket. Graham, Well you don't
have to worry about that, Keith.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You once told me you had a friendic got smooth things.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Over any time you got a ticket. Well, that's the
terrible part of the whole thing, Graham.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
The fellow I knocked over is the fellow used to
pick the ticket, the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh terrible don.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Will you play the new automobile song? The name of
it is the Knocking the Piston slight too.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yes, it's a day, Yes, it's a.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
In the moll.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Ye the text in all.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Speak, I e. The eye can.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Do nothing?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Okay, yes, the.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Kill say.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Uh uh, I'm checks got Don's tyrant again, I sing
it still afraid of sirens? Are I thought you're still
riding your part?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, not yesterday, I wrote.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
My uncle told him, Nobil, I just told you it's
both horse powered. Graham, what are you talking about Chief's
twelve parts power?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I want to know. I looked it up to myself, Graham.
I cot him a bill. I'm immiately. After the door
knocked and down the small order that light over him,
he was so excited. What do you think he said
to me? Sam?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He said that dog didn't hike me, but the sinden
handle was tired of the dog tail nearly killed men.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
My O, my lo, my love, my love, I my love.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I long to t I'll tell you this was I
(10:05):
didn't intend this for the night, but that cat saloons
got me, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I'll tell you the night's opera is Gilbert and Sullivan
copera filed by Jewelry.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's a firelity, the only, the only the bore opera
ever written in the world. The heroine of the opera, Graham,
was born and put one hundred and eighty at all.
She was so fast listened to this well, she was
so fat that.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The knight she was born fourth thought rot dead.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well as a kind of rider with Graham, her husband entered.
He is a young American and very patriotic there. He
only drinks government alcohol as well. He has so front
teeth at all. How do you think he lost them?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Gray?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, he lost them trying to take.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
A drink out of a prayer while falling down a
flight of stairs and a tear.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
This is very unusual lifting. It seems. A husband there
was long and pussy and he had the wooden leg.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And that's one of the reasons why the husband always
fights for his wife. The husband's hair is.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
So busy, and this wooden leg, you know, his.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Wife keeps picking him up and using him for a mop.
So they sit down teeth in the fight see.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And the wife says, well, you have a stuffed alump
and a husband says what that? And the wife said
the stuff allum? Do you know what that is? Why?
A tot alum is a pickle with a tail light,
that's why whatever? So the husband, the husband jumps up
and said, oh, that's settled it. I'm going our teeth.
(11:41):
The wife said, well, aren't you still my husband? Or
are you going around with another woman? And the husband
says yes. The wife says, ah ha, I smell a
rat and he says, well, don't get tight then you
you'll be hysterically.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Second, this gets the wife angry, so she said the
trouble is that you don't appreciate things.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You don't know which side of your bread and buttered on?
What do you take? The husband said, what do you say?
He says, what difference did that make? I? Eat? Both die?
So that starts a real fight, and the husband says,
look what happened to our married life? You over beat
clackets and beds? He said, what the result? I gotta
(12:30):
wait early every morning? What happens? I get out of
bed with a crack of dawn, and every night I
get into bed with a crack. And he said, and
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm sure I'm gonna get into port. He said to
his wife, you're too sad, and you won't diet.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He says, you won't get thinned, so I'll get sick
with somebody else. Wait, now, Gilliam. In the second act
(13:57):
of the Offer, it happens in the.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Great he found Reno and he says, now the divorce
judges at lunch, he is a micstatic old man, and
as the caton rideses, we find him eating spaghetti with
a comb. On the judge's way out, he buys four
ciguards from the waiters, and he says the waiter, it's
just kay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know that I keep sitting on my figuards. I'm
breaking them all the time, and and and the waiter says, well,
why don't you carry them in your bets? And the
judge that that's the couple.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I do keep them in my bed, but my wife
chused my best to patters the seat of my pants.
The divorce tile opens. The faith case is the divorce
of the couple from the fate backs, you know, the
judge says to the husband, why do you want a divorce?
I've paid of your wife, and I know of the
wonderful reputations for cooking sea bears. The husband says, well,
(14:48):
I never eat sea bears.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh I love that part of the out the god
see where is? The judge says, well, did you ever
try to make your wife happy? Did you ever bring
her any present? And her husband said yes, I once.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Brought her a lap show, but she took it as
an insult. It seems she was so packed she didn't
have any labs. Wait, Graham, you're full right platinum.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That judge says, that reminds me of a joke. Where
did your lap goes to when you stand up? Was
the twitter? The husband said, oh, that's easy.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
When you get up your lap, your lab steaks around
the back and shows up under an assumed.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Name, Yes, sir, the judge.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
The judge tails to the white and he said, what
have you to say about the divorce? And the wife says, well,
in the faith, wait, Honnor, whenever I drive the car,
my husband is so thin, I'm mistaken.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Please for the gearship ha ha. And she also said,
judge once a sea stolar card.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
But my husband didn't report it to the police. He
didn't report it to the police because I was in
the car when it was told. And here's the finish,
he said, Now I want to sue my husband.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
For none support. He's done, and she gets it lay
I'm not in the sight Act. The couple have separated,
(17:27):
but very unhappy.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
He is now in the junk business and we find
him ceiling down in the dumpers.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, he goes to the doctors and he says that
the doctor have I longed to live?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
The doctor said, you're all right, don't you worry about
having a long kind lived.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
But don't start reading any continued stories.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
It is that's for me is privilege. Well, in the meantime,
the wife has been diving. She is now a slim
as a nineteen thirty two bank roll. She writes her
husband letters. She says in a letter, conditions had been
terrible with me, dear till I got a job as
a dishwasher in the restaurant, and immediately things.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Began to break.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
They should get that pair go on, and she continued,
She says, Now I have my own little.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
House in the subway. It's only a stone throw from
the station, and the real estate man.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Said, as soon as they turn up stones, you'll have
the chases and speak finished the letter by pay him
what's noon with you?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
So the husband writes back, he says, when we parted,
I went west on a seat land.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
One day I was caught in a sanaped of cheek,
and that was once I nearly died in the walls.
Whoa wait, wait a minute, wait there, don't hit me up,
he said to the letter, you wouldn't know me. Not
long ago I pulled the cork out of a bottle
of hair to it with my teeth, and two.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Days later the ladder mustairs. He continued in the letter,
he says, my friend tell me I look bury Dorgie
caught him, said the nail dale. Well we have the Nacci,
said the letter.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
We've been acting like a couple of monkeys. We we
really to pick things up, which would be like we
used to be. Let's see that boom companions. Well, they
meet and the wife says, what a funny suit to
have on. Dear George trays, showing while you're first is
showing to the above your thousand what's the idea? And
he says, well, that's my tailor. Says, my tailor says, pants,
(19:19):
just pants, and that's in fressed and.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Never the plains down.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
So they decided to remarried, and here the both they
think they never knew what real happiness was until they
don't marry the.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Dead, and then it was too late. I said, you
play that well, geez. Here here are some letters. Let's
(21:10):
just simply got to the answer. Let's get to it
all right. Here's one from Scoue City, Aisle Dike. I
met a young lady and like her very much. I
have already taken her to a.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Dance, to a movie sixty Joe, AND's over right to
a door attached to death.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Do you think the next time?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I dear?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I said it?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Signed puppy love, Dear puppy love, you'll put it to
a dance in a movie and for a taxi ride
by No means you've done enough for her already. Well
these here's.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
One from Pueblo, Colorado.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Did dye? I am a school for eleven years old?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
I asked my peace here hippopotamuses.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Have children, and she's just there.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yes, if it's.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
True, signed zoozu dere doozo, You're a peace good at films.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Hippopotama cannot hot pilver it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh we can have a pi hippopotamus. Well, here's one,
some foxporal masterss. He's gonna have this yourself. Let's here, teeth.
You are so right. I got you to ask to
this one.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Somebody knows it's got nick and go to heaven and
the cannabals go to the other place.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But what I want to know is what happened when
the nick didn't tie the cannaval.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I got to be mid, I'm told odd iddina departing that.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
You that you, that's tom.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Ns the town long con.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Many mindents rights to the Texas Company commenting on the
curtesies extended to them on the road by Texico cut operators.
It's a pleasant surprise to have a Texico cruck operator
stop on the road and offer systems in changing its
tire or putting on skid dads. Such curtesy is not
unusual with Texico employees. It is a definite policy of
the Texico Company. Its employees must at all times lend
(24:26):
the such a system and help to motist as is possible.
In the instruction issue to all employees, this rule of
courtesy is given fight fight. That's why no Texico cuck
operator is ever a road hogs on signal.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
The operator pulls over and allows all.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Faster moving vehicles to fast for such curtesies on the road,
no Taymenter's ever accepted.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
All that any Texico employee.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Would have is that you use Texico products whatever possible
in the tents of your car. Mexico fire Chief gasoline
fice developed for fire engines, now yours at no extra price,
in your facting technical crack fruit for oil, the heath
and fixing defying lubricon s the ideal driving mates for
technical fire Keith Scaffolding. Even with the Texas Company presents
(25:40):
over the Coast to Coast Networks Edwin the Perfect Fool,
supported by a task of Marvin Fifty artists including Don Boys,
the fire Chief Double Quartette and Graham Maxims Gloria with
the instinct for the Texas Company extends its invocation for
next seas. There at the same hour, whenever you hear
the biroon and belve think of Texico Pirty gasoline.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The music on.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Tonight party program included Medey of fame eis of Texas
Avalon selections from Cobot and Connectulate Concular. This is the
national broadcasting company.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Mm hmm yeah, New York
The Texico Service Stations and dealers from coast to coast
presents the Fire Chief Double Quartet, Don Worries and the
Fire Chief back Rayam mcnam and Edwin the perfect Pool.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm just chased again. The photon is gonna be different tonight.
I swear. See there, you're a little late to night thief.
But I couldn't help it, Graham, I had a dressed
to night. Well, how are did it takeing a draft team? Oh?
I dressed about ten minutes? Rare, Wow, it takes me
twenty minutes of beef. But I want, Oh you want
I spend mine out?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What have you been doing since I saw you last Jersey?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I put on my farm, Graham raising goats. I'm raising
goats now without.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Horn, without horns? What all the Laurento butt? Gram? I
just told you there with no horns. I see, stay, Graham.
One thing the kitten's bothering you tonight? No Gee?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm sorry, Graham. We need raves for our crops, you know,
and the flowers. I've got to go to Washington.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I kind of the flower tonight. What do you going
to watch in part? Kieth?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Oh, I've got to see the take a pterodagric coasts.
Why do you don't want to see the secretary of agricolts.
But I'll tell you it's toothfully, Graham, one of my
geraniums that is not doing the Wellcuse you.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Love your farm, duct, Oh I love the farm. Oh yes,
I've got a wonderful Cowsray. It stutters. The cow stutters
so much. Instead of milk, it gives butter. That's one
thing that.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Interests me about a farm.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Chief.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why do you keep cream from sours? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The best way, Graham, to keep cream from sowering is
to leave it in the cow. Oh, there's no use
God in you.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Chief.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What's some music?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, I'll tell you, Graham, speaking of farm and flowers,
I thought i'd have done for the new flowers.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
All about that beautiful.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Flowers all pay The name of the song is them
Petunia are all grat bonness play.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
N n now' kee geez if you'll get a car.
(04:04):
And now, Graham, I don't won a car? Might goodness?
How often by coaching that? Well, I was knocked down
once by a car. I didn't know that keep for
you badly hurt? Oh well, not as fat as my lawyer, Graham,
was he hit too? No, Graham, my lawyer wasn't hit.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I was alone when I was hit by the car.
Or you see eye stealed the company.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
For two thousand dollars, and I won the tape.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
But I know my lawyer was tape waste and I
was Graham because I only got five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
My lawyer must have been nearly killed.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
He got the other fifteen hundred. I was ridden my
uncle in his car yesterday and we went to a
poor town.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Graham. It must have been a twelve pounds. They even
had signs on the road to tell you how to
eat when you got the towel. What do you mean, Gee,
what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I saw a sign and said good things see three
hundred feet ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Then there was another sign that said use the right cook,
said Jesus, dear see if anything anything happened.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh yes, he let me buy the car few minutes
and I hit him in and I knocked him down, and.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
The policeman gave me a ticket. Graham, Well you don't
have to worry about that, Keith.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You once told me you had a friendic got smooth things.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Over any time you got a ticket. Well, that's the
terrible part of the whole thing, Graham.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
The fellow I knocked over is the fellow used to
pick the ticket, the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh terrible don.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Will you play the new automobile song? The name of
it is the Knocking the Piston slight too.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yes, it's a day, Yes, it's a.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
In the moll.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Ye the text in all.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Speak, I e. The eye can.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Do nothing?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Okay, yes, the.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Kill say.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Uh uh, I'm checks got Don's tyrant again, I sing
it still afraid of sirens? Are I thought you're still
riding your part?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, not yesterday, I wrote.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
My uncle told him, Nobil, I just told you it's
both horse powered. Graham, what are you talking about Chief's
twelve parts power?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, I want to know. I looked it up to myself, Graham.
I cot him a bill. I'm immiately. After the door
knocked and down the small order that light over him,
he was so excited. What do you think he said
to me? Sam?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He said that dog didn't hike me, but the sinden
handle was tired of the dog tail nearly killed men.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
My O, my lo, my love, my love, I my love.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I long to t I'll tell you this was I
(10:05):
didn't intend this for the night, but that cat saloons
got me, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I'll tell you the night's opera is Gilbert and Sullivan
copera filed by Jewelry.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's a firelity, the only, the only the bore opera
ever written in the world. The heroine of the opera, Graham,
was born and put one hundred and eighty at all.
She was so fast listened to this well, she was
so fat that.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The knight she was born fourth thought rot dead.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well as a kind of rider with Graham, her husband entered.
He is a young American and very patriotic there. He
only drinks government alcohol as well. He has so front
teeth at all. How do you think he lost them?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Gray?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, he lost them trying to take.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
A drink out of a prayer while falling down a
flight of stairs and a tear.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
This is very unusual lifting. It seems. A husband there
was long and pussy and he had the wooden leg.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And that's one of the reasons why the husband always
fights for his wife. The husband's hair is.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
So busy, and this wooden leg, you know, his.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Wife keeps picking him up and using him for a mop.
So they sit down teeth in the fight see.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And the wife says, well, you have a stuffed alump
and a husband says what that? And the wife said
the stuff allum? Do you know what that is? Why?
A tot alum is a pickle with a tail light,
that's why whatever? So the husband, the husband jumps up
and said, oh, that's settled it. I'm going our teeth.
(11:41):
The wife said, well, aren't you still my husband? Or
are you going around with another woman? And the husband
says yes. The wife says, ah ha, I smell a
rat and he says, well, don't get tight then you
you'll be hysterically.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Second, this gets the wife angry, so she said the
trouble is that you don't appreciate things.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You don't know which side of your bread and buttered on?
What do you take? The husband said, what do you say?
He says, what difference did that make? I? Eat? Both die?
So that starts a real fight, and the husband says,
look what happened to our married life? You over beat
clackets and beds? He said, what the result? I gotta
(12:30):
wait early every morning? What happens? I get out of
bed with a crack of dawn, and every night I
get into bed with a crack. And he said, and
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm sure I'm gonna get into port. He said to
his wife, you're too sad, and you won't diet.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He says, you won't get thinned, so I'll get sick
with somebody else. Wait, now, Gilliam. In the second act
(13:57):
of the Offer, it happens in the.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Great he found Reno and he says, now the divorce
judges at lunch, he is a micstatic old man, and
as the caton rideses, we find him eating spaghetti with
a comb. On the judge's way out, he buys four
ciguards from the waiters, and he says the waiter, it's
just kay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know that I keep sitting on my figuards. I'm
breaking them all the time, and and and the waiter says, well,
why don't you carry them in your bets? And the
judge that that's the couple.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I do keep them in my bed, but my wife
chused my best to patters the seat of my pants.
The divorce tile opens. The faith case is the divorce
of the couple from the fate backs, you know, the
judge says to the husband, why do you want a divorce?
I've paid of your wife, and I know of the
wonderful reputations for cooking sea bears. The husband says, well,
(14:48):
I never eat sea bears.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh I love that part of the out the god
see where is? The judge says, well, did you ever
try to make your wife happy? Did you ever bring
her any present? And her husband said yes, I once.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Brought her a lap show, but she took it as
an insult. It seems she was so packed she didn't
have any labs. Wait, Graham, you're full right platinum.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That judge says, that reminds me of a joke. Where
did your lap goes to when you stand up? Was
the twitter? The husband said, oh, that's easy.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
When you get up your lap, your lab steaks around
the back and shows up under an assumed.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Name, Yes, sir, the judge.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
The judge tails to the white and he said, what
have you to say about the divorce? And the wife says, well,
in the faith, wait, Honnor, whenever I drive the car,
my husband is so thin, I'm mistaken.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Please for the gearship ha ha. And she also said,
judge once a sea stolar card.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
But my husband didn't report it to the police. He
didn't report it to the police because I was in
the car when it was told. And here's the finish,
he said, Now I want to sue my husband.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
For none support. He's done, and she gets it lay
I'm not in the sight Act. The couple have separated,
(17:27):
but very unhappy.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
He is now in the junk business and we find
him ceiling down in the dumpers.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, he goes to the doctors and he says that
the doctor have I longed to live?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
The doctor said, you're all right, don't you worry about
having a long kind lived.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
But don't start reading any continued stories.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
It is that's for me is privilege. Well, in the meantime,
the wife has been diving. She is now a slim
as a nineteen thirty two bank roll. She writes her
husband letters. She says in a letter, conditions had been
terrible with me, dear till I got a job as
a dishwasher in the restaurant, and immediately things.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Began to break.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
They should get that pair go on, and she continued,
She says, Now I have my own little.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
House in the subway. It's only a stone throw from
the station, and the real estate man.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Said, as soon as they turn up stones, you'll have
the chases and speak finished the letter by pay him
what's noon with you?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
So the husband writes back, he says, when we parted,
I went west on a seat land.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
One day I was caught in a sanaped of cheek,
and that was once I nearly died in the walls.
Whoa wait, wait a minute, wait there, don't hit me up,
he said to the letter, you wouldn't know me. Not
long ago I pulled the cork out of a bottle
of hair to it with my teeth, and two.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Days later the ladder mustairs. He continued in the letter,
he says, my friend tell me I look bury Dorgie
caught him, said the nail dale. Well we have the Nacci,
said the letter.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
We've been acting like a couple of monkeys. We we
really to pick things up, which would be like we
used to be. Let's see that boom companions. Well, they
meet and the wife says, what a funny suit to
have on. Dear George trays, showing while you're first is
showing to the above your thousand what's the idea? And
he says, well, that's my tailor. Says, my tailor says, pants,
(19:19):
just pants, and that's in fressed and.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Never the plains down.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
So they decided to remarried, and here the both they
think they never knew what real happiness was until they
don't marry the.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Dead, and then it was too late. I said, you
play that well, geez. Here here are some letters. Let's
(21:10):
just simply got to the answer. Let's get to it
all right. Here's one from Scoue City, Aisle Dike. I
met a young lady and like her very much. I
have already taken her to a.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Dance, to a movie sixty Joe, AND's over right to
a door attached to death.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Do you think the next time?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I dear?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I said it?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Signed puppy love, Dear puppy love, you'll put it to
a dance in a movie and for a taxi ride
by No means you've done enough for her already. Well
these here's.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
One from Pueblo, Colorado.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Did dye? I am a school for eleven years old?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
I asked my peace here hippopotamuses.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Have children, and she's just there.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yes, if it's.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
True, signed zoozu dere doozo, You're a peace good at films.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Hippopotama cannot hot pilver it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh we can have a pi hippopotamus. Well, here's one,
some foxporal masterss. He's gonna have this yourself. Let's here, teeth.
You are so right. I got you to ask to
this one.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Somebody knows it's got nick and go to heaven and
the cannabals go to the other place.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But what I want to know is what happened when
the nick didn't tie the cannaval.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I got to be mid, I'm told odd iddina departing that.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
You that you, that's tom.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Ns the town long con.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
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