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You're on air with Hello Royal theshow strolling through the park. Yes,
in the eighties, you know thelyrics. I do. Go ahead,
may Le Chris must I gave youMamo the very next day, you gave

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it away. That's here. Letme start. I'll give it to someone's
show. I want to challenge.I want to challenge, give her the
point already shows over, bro,I want to know, all right,
thank you for joining. I'm justkidding. Good afternoon, good morning,
good evening, wherever you are located, fly from Washington, DC watching.

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My name is Eric on this Decemberfifth, twenty three. What's up?
I'm a great he just wos inMosco goes. How you feeling, bro?

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I feel so alive. I cannottell you the amount of pain that
I was in. For those ofyou listening, he was sick so we
couldn't do the show. I hadthe rona, the rona Danil Kobe Kobe
Kobe kovid, so we skipped twoweeks, two weeks, two weeks so
this so the rona could vanish.So this kool aid man came weeks.

(01:32):
I was fighting with Satan god decayliterally and look who won, apparently barely
based on how you're looking right now? What do you mean? God?
Damn? Yo, No, no, no, I'm just kidry. I'm
not in the cutest right now.I'm kidding. Bro, Listen, that

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judgment might be made from May,not me. I'm just trying. What's
wrong with May? She would bethe one to let you know how if
I was ugly. Yeah, it'snot me. It's not me. I'm
a man. You're not even lookingat me, Like, why are you
looking at him? You're not bro, Bro, don't listen to just admitted
the thing high school. Oh listen, we are in December, December twenty

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twenty three, and it is inthe Christ Decision. Snow outside, cold
outside, the lights hanging up outside, were putting up our trees, rolling
up the tree. Did you pleaseyour grip? No? Yeah, I
went to go buy one. Withthe famine, actually we were too early
with the famine. The famine inthe house. Famine. What is famine?

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It's a bad thing. Yes,I thought. Famine is like when
you're like famished exactly, so youso, how can you bring famine?
Listen? Well, if I'm ifI'm starving, I guess I could bring
it with the whole family is starving, the household is famine. But no,
I went with the family to buya tree, and we were actually

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too early, Like they hadn't startedselling them. It would you go,
We went to this place and uhwhen when on Thursday? It's not too
No, it was well at leastwe went. Yeah, they had him.
They hadn't set them all up.They had a few. No,
they had them like on display andthey had like the tools to wrap them

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up or whatever, but they didn't. They weren't selling them, like they
weren't open. So I didn't thinkthat was possible, to be honest,
I thought it was like already timed. Yeah, yeah, because I've seen
a lot of people already like goingout and shop shop yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Listening to MariahCarey, Mariah Carey is having a concert
by the way, when she doesn'ther stuff, I don't care. I

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would still watch when I'm gonna tellyou right now, But my friend told
me today, no, yeah sheis. Yeah, I think somebody.
I think I heard somebody talking aboutthat and they said, well, they
could just like listen to her likeat home with Spotify. I'm like listening
to this song twenty times in arow and then no, I told Hi,

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I'm like Santa's about to come outwith some pyro in the back,
like chucking presents of the audience.You get a present, But like,
would that be like the only songshe would sing? Though? Nah,
she got a whole Christmas album I'mnot familiar with. I didn't know.
I didn't know. I'm sure she'dsing her other songs too, though.

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Yeah, No, I was saying, I'm like, what, like what
song she not? The one withWhitney Houston. She got the one that's
called obsessed, which is my one? That one too, the one that
the one that Lotto uh sampled isthat one? Yeah? You never heard
one before? No you haven't.I have what's it called? Okay,

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I can listen, I can look, I can, you can you can't?
You can't? You can? Youcan? I can? I and
sing the lyrics? Okay, goahead, that doesn't count as a lyrics.
No, I can't. Her throatsdry? What's wrong your throat?

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I don't know, it's just toomuch talking. I bet you act and
help you with it. M yougot cock drops? Maybe you got something
in your podcast that's so funny.They're they're in a bag, and they're
like they're pretty big, Like doyou think that you big for me?

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What's so funny? I mean,you're not supposed to swallow it unless you
want to, but you're supposed tokind of slash it around. Drop.
There will be no slashing of acock, drop of anything. Anyway.
She's gonna be Riot Carrey is gonnabe in Baltimore at CFG Bank Arena on

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December c f G. Yeah,what's so special about c IFG. That's
who my friend works? Okay?Is that where Romeo Santos was? So
you're gonna try and well, Ican't sit like I have to ask her.
I don't know if I want tosee her though, damn, who
your friend of Marocre? No,not my friend. I want to see

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my friend, but I don't knowif I want to go see Maria care
Watch it be like a lip likea lid ass concert, like you wouldn't
think you wouldn't think it'd be,but watch it be like, Yo,
that's pretty good. I'm not gonnalie. Have you ever heard a complaint
about a Mariah Carey concert aside fromwhat you've seen on live TV? No,
because I don't care. I've neverfreaked out the hey, how was

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the Maron care concert? Or googleit? Or what was the last time
she had like a concert? That'sbeen a while, it's been a while.
But when she was like, Imean I haven't heard any complaints from
her live performances. Then the questionthat me and you both ask each other
for, you know, female artist, would you hit Yes, I respect

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that, I respect it, bro, I respect me. Yeah. Yeah.
For her being her age, she'spretty bad. Yeah, she doesn't
look like her like she looks.I mean, that's a lot of artists.
They don't look their age. It'smore money, you know, pays
for that. Also that like shecould look she looks like she could be
like her kids, like big sisters. Absolutely, she posted on Instagram.

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She looks good for age, don'tget me wrong, Like she looked great.
But but I don't think she lookslike the sister of her of her,
like an older older THEA, likenot even older THEA. I would
do that, I would say that, I guess true. Mhm. Coming
up, we have a lot totalk about, a lot to catch up
on, especially considering miss two weeksworth of stuff. We apologize, well,

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I don't apologize this, do Idon't apologize for anything. I apologie.
Make the COVID apologize. It wastheir fault. Damn who contracted it?
Not me? You know what's funny? Me and May were hanging around
with you before you popped and andbut did you die? Though? Me
got lucky because we social distance.Yeah. In the studio, he's not

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spinning on the mics. Apt illgood, Hey, I've got a story
we'll talk to you guys about.Don't even start with the Oh he's obsessed
now he's wrong though? Am Iwrong just because it comes up on my
newsfeed? Yes? Yes, that'snot even like like not even you know

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what it is. Stuff goes onyour news because you're like looking up stuff.
I don't look anything up. Andfirst of all, I am more
of a fan of the other individualthat's a part of this, because I've
seen two shows of him coming up. We'll talk about it now, cast
metiologists coming up here on to bethe femin Thank you for having us on
twenty fun in radio app honestly,and if you miss anything, iHeart radio

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Spotify now on Apple podcast, thankyou, thank you no no, no
Google podcasts, and thank you forhaving your favorite showing your radio closes out,
but it'll be back before going withthe news or excuse me, the

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one that can give myself Alex gaveit away. But we're gonna talk about
now. The reason why I wantto bring this up Rosalia? Yeah,
your girl. No, that's yourgirl, Bro, it's not she's not
even ugly to say that. Oh, I'm ashamed, like it's not a
shame. I just don't care forher. That's all you, Bro,

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that's all you don't know. Don'tput this on me, it's all you.
I've already established. Yes, she'sattractive. Yeah, for some reason,
you're in denial. What are youdenying? If you have to choose
between me and your absolut we giveher to you because I don't tell you,
bro, tell you. I'm notabout to say no. Between Carol
G and Rosalie, whould you pay? Those are two terrible options from men.

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Actually, the choice isn't really thathard. It would be yes,
I don't find Carol G. That'swhy I think they don't find now if
you were to say Becky G.On the other hand, no, no,
no, don't get me started onbaking G. Bro. She she
got me mad, Bro, shewent back to her ex. The soccer

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playing confirmed the dude is so midhe plays in that LS and he cheated
that too. He's I don't wantto. I don't want to crying after.
I don't want you know, thatalbum that's about to come out when
they break up again, Damn,I don't want it to flop. I'm
gonna hear it. I'm gonna hearit, and then you're saying it,
but I'll be like, I'm like, she ain't ship. I feel i'd

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be like a back to the topicfor your girl. Thalia. So she's
in the news right now, notbecause she went back with what's his face?
She did not go back with him, quite the contrary. She she's

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back dating someone else already. Howlong will they they break up? Shoo?
Think it has been like what fourmonths? They dated for a while
to three four months and they datedfor what it feels like two years to
me, right, I want tosay two years because you know they probably

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kept the low key and then yeah, so I want to say two years
they dated. I'm not don't quoteme. Obviously I wasn't in that relationship.
I wish I was, but yeah, I want to say that.
Okay, so my next question hereto try and bridge the gap together.
Have you guys ever seen the showShameless? Well, I haven't seen it,

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but I know this kind of mostof the characters, you know,
Lip, No, I don't Philip, the older brother. I know,
there's like a dad, right,and he's white. Okay, have you
seen the Bear on Hulu? TheBear? I heard that shit was good,
but no, I haven't watched it. So you know, you know
Lip from Shameless, this dude mayOh Well, there's rumors going around and

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they have pictures of both of themtogether saying that they're dating, and it's
like it's been confirmed. I Ithink so if I'm not mistaken, she
confirmed it like they're a thing now. That son, Yeah, it's over
here. Let me see. It'sone of these. I think it's let's

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see, let's see here it is. No, that's right, she's dating.
That just doesn't make sense in myhead. Jeremy, what's his name,
Jeremy Alan White? You said Germany, Jeremy, Jeremy. How do
you think he says it though?Jeremy, Yeah, there you go,

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thank you. I like I mustStacey Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Yeah,
she's dating him. Can you believethat that's such a I mean,
listen, the dude. All thesedecisions make me shake my head. Yeah,
he has money. First off,Shameless is huge, but she got
money. I don't know, becausehe's the main character in the Bear,

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but she's like been the main charactersince forever. Does he have a lot
of do you know if he haslike a lot of shows? Is that
like the main stuff like Shameless andthen the Bear thing? He has movies
and you want he has movies datingback from two thousand seven all the way
till now twenty twenty three. Letme see show. All right, so

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that's a good like seventeen sixteen years. Let me see. Wait, how
old is he's like thirty older thirtytwo about the same age? Ye?
Okay, And he is Shameless ispretty much his biggest one. The Bear.
I know that one was popular,you said that had good reviews.

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Those two are pretty much the biggestones. He's been in more movies than
he has in shows. Still,Shameless did go from twenty eleven all the
way to twenty twenty one. It'sa lot of money. A lot of
people know him from that one meme, the Cookie meme. It's like where
you were chef the chef chef,Yes, chef chef. Can I get

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a hand here? Yes, Jefchef yo. But I don't know.
I'm like conflicted with her though,why because you know when at the Lang
Grammys, Raue Lejandro and her wherethe Land Grammys were in Spain and this
was their first time seeing each other. Allegedly, this was the first time
seeing each other since they separated,right, so by this time, she's

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with this dude. I forget ifshe showed up with it. I'm pretty
sure she showed I don't think so, no, no, because it would
have probably been more in the news, right right, But showed up with
his mom power moves was like,listen, the only woman that really matters
here is my mother. Okay,what does Drake say in that song?

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Which one where he's like hotline blame, no, no, no, It's
like something about, oh, Idon't got time for you, like only
my mom, no, my?What song is that God's playing? Yeah?
Yeah, God's plan but he's backplaying damn right, bro, quickly

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listen if you were to hear's performancecompared to hers, my man's was,
bro, it's hurt bro. Whenthey zoomed it on his face, bron
trying so hard to hold it inwhatever paint he was holding. That's what
confirmed to me that she was theone that left him. Well, yeah,

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look at her now, she's likewhat and just because my boy,
you know, I love his musicand just because he's a bro, ain't
shit. Like I'm off that train, you ain't ship. I was still
clapped, But you ain't shit,You ain't ship. And it's funny.
There's a lot of people I wasreading they were saying, oh, she

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was definitely the problem then in therelationship. I wouldn't go as far as
that. I mean, no onereally knows, you know what I'm saying,
But but that she left him,well that kind of confirms it with
her moving on so fast after almostbeing engaged and him still heartbroken. I
mean, I mean in relationships,I feel like that's pretty and not because
one or the other ones more ofa problem, but just because, like

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I mean, the dynamic when you'redating a woman obviously, it's just there's
always a dude that's available. There'salways a dou and it's not that hard
to get that person's attention, andwe like guys, we just we get
what we can, you know,and because of that, it takes longer
for us to my mom's. Butyeah, I'm gonna keep it short.

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I was starting to rant, goahead, No, But like for us
guys, when we when we gothrough a breakup, I feel like as
a result of that, like ittakes us longer to kind of move on
and really process that because we don'thave somebody readily available to at least listen,
not just for sex, you knowwhat I'm saying. But yeah,
that's what I feel like. Yeahhe was, Yeah, he was hurt.

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Man was hurt, and she feelhurt and she does not feel ship
No, she was, she doesnot you know what she's feeling someone else's
That's what I'm saying. This lookslike a girl who does not give it.
Do you realize I will fold inseconds? Like I'm We're already married.

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I've already followed this in court.So let me give you. Let
me give you in this scenario,right, let's say you're route right me
know him a right. You seethat she's with this dude. Now a
couple of months later, they breakup and she wants to come back to
you, what would you do?I will take her back just so I
can play her toxic and just getmy revenge. Do sicels I respect?

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He's respect? Oh no, no, no, we're gonna we're gonna get
back together. You're gonna feel likeeverything's good. But okay, little do
you know? It's my turn?God damn? What if you like fall
in love with her again? Inthat little time you're on demon time?
Brow If she says the word first, I know I succeeded. Now all

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I need to do is the easypart. What if you say first?
If I say it first, I'mgonna just say I was drunk. Calmy
Slipping's like, no, no,we're going too fast. I just I
don't know. I was in themoments. Interesting, interesting take. What
would you do? What would youdo? Absolutely not you want to take

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it back? No, not evenfor just one last mash not just you
know, thinking about it, like, damn, that dude was in you
when we were broken up. I'mgood. Damn personally, I think it's
a downgrade. Everybody didn't saying thatto that? And then what's his name?
Germany Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy George Floyd,head of me head of me?

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Is that how you say? Headof me? Heading me? Head of
me? Yet me? Yet?Yeah? Me. Jeremy's he's very German
Jeremy. But you know what's not? His name just rolls off the tongue
wrap. I'm saying, don't worry, it's okay. His streams are better

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than hers. All that matters matters. I'm getting more money. Listen,
I'm sure he can find a batter. B Okay, let's just look at
would you agree on about her?Yeah, let's just look at Jeremy's x
y Wait wait wait, wait,wait wait quick selfe alight more more?

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Oh my god, damn, whatwas I gonna say? They just divorced
this year? Actually, that's kindof like maybe she she's just like,
you know, what's it called,like the rebound? I mean yeah,
the palate cleanser would say they're bothrebounding with each other. She was about
wait anyway, wait, he's comingout of a relationship marriage, bro,

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the guy, the white guy lip, Yeah, two kids, he's coming
out of America? Is it withthese dudes being married established families? What
does the divorce day say? Doesit say twenty twenty three? And she's
not even ugly. You know,she's pretty, she's not bashed, no

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offense, she's pretty, she's not. It's just that Spanish. It's just
that that gets you, bro,Spanish flavor. What's that divorce? Basically,
it was like, oh, thisis what real seasoning tastes like,
plays in the kitchen, elevate mycooking. Oh I wasn't talking about because

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they split like last year. I'mnot either. So they split last year,
but they divorced. Interesting. Well, now for those of you who
didn't know the news, now youdo. And then god, yeah,

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it's crazy. Bro, I don'tknow what to say. I'm on the
side of us. Men gotta sticktogether, women and ship. Hear that,
man, I hear it. Hearit loud and clear. I don't
believe it. She don't believe it. Hear that. It's okay. I
give it with you sing okay,bro, easy, mister noble, What

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would you do? We didn't askWe didn't ask her, we didn't ask
her. Well, you're probably gonnahave a different perspective. Well, this
further proves my point. Maybe maybemaybe if a dude cheats on you,
they leave, they have another dudeor girl. I mean, I don't
know if they're bisexual, whatever,they have another person, right and you

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see them in public or it's likea similar situation to like this, and
if they break up and she andthe dude comes back, would you take
him back? You wouldn't. Youwouldn't even bother? Am I the only
one that's toxic here? Yes?Very much? So, Yeah, you're

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right, I mean it depends if, like I think it depends. What
does it depend on? Explain?You can't just say if it was like
the way he cheated on me waslike really, like, I mean,
it's bad chat cheating. Bro's shedidn't cheat on him? She? No,
no, no, the guy goingto a different scenario. So we're

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reversing the roles here, right,who cheated on you? Or what was
that? Was that how you wordedthe question? No? Oh my bad,
my bad, No, that's nothow I worded the question. This
is the scenario. Let's pretend you'rerow right, let me shut up.
She leaves you right before you rightwhen you guys get engaged or whatever.

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Right, she goes a couple monthslater, start stating this dude breaks up
with him a couple months down theroad, and now goes back to him,
would you take right now? Wouldyou take him back? For years?
So there's no cheating above, it'sjust what he said, Oh I
don't want to be with you,memorial and they start dating, then come
back right now, And I wouldn'tthink because it's like the fact that we

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got to the point where we arelike engaged and then like, I don't
think there's coming back from that.I also want to add in, it
depends how long it's been. Ifit's been a very long time, less
than a year, less than ayear, no, No, if it's
been like it been like five plusyears and they want to come back,

(24:52):
and they want to come back,we're all in different we're all in different
pages here. Both of us areprobably over it, you know what I'm
saying. Whatever happened happened. That'sdifferent though, because it depends that their
life is this was recently yeah,yeah, so less than a year,
no, two years no, somore than five years good, less than
five years bad? Yeah, fouryears, but about four years. It's

(25:18):
an even number. He's like,it depends how I am at I feel
at that points where I'm at,because then I start going, I mean,
I like even numbers it's four whywait another one? Interesting? Interesting,
It's a very interesting scenario. Andyou know, I don't want to
wish that upon Rao. I don'twant that to happen. Man, you

(25:41):
can find a better, better bat. I think he should just stay single
for like a while though, probablythe way this man's heartbroken. I mean
I that he was getting engaged.That was that was some real emotion,
like my man is in love.He still is in love. Yeah,
that sucks. Not gonna lie.That is the exactly. No one thought

(26:03):
she was gonna be like that.I mean, who was gonna call that?
Take a look at her. Imean they looked like they were like
all love dovey and like, youknow, like each other's person. But
never judge a book by its cover. No, it's not like, Okay,
what if he started dating a Kardashian, you you know what you're walking
yourself into like bad bunny. Yeah, like you know what, that's how
that's gonna end up. This isdifferent. She's not a Kardashian. She's

(26:29):
she hasn't had that history. Shedidn't get famous off of porn. This
is true. Her family didn't purposelylea it. I thought it was the
boyfriend thought it was the mom Ohno, she has something to do with
it, right, I mean herecorded it though, he recorded literally the

(26:51):
whole everyone at an ale. Horrible, horrible. That dude had no shame.
That's crazy. He still has noshame. I know he doesn't.
Anyway, He's like, I madeyou what we got coming up? Don't
reco We got some very disgusting habitsand make it a break a situation.

(27:11):
We can discuss what are our redflags are? Are are are like?
What what says like? Nah,I can't deal with this, I can't
deal with this person is over right? Like red flags, red flags and
discussing habits it we can discuss thatafter Please don't make me go through an

(27:33):
awkward moment right now? Is thatcoming up? Play what you know?
Oh he's gonna stand by me.No, no, no, no no,
let me let me just uh,I have a question for you.

(27:55):
Uh. We'll be right back withmore here to be that on the show
that you guys love so much.We are into smiles joke and it's called

(28:15):
me and we're freaking fat And I'mso sorry people, I don't know what's
up with You're sorry? I'm notsorry, we love you. I love
you. You hear me, youhear me? Right now, good afternoon,

(28:37):
Hello, you're welcome. What's theopposite of sorry, go after yourself?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Yeah, go after yourself. You're not
sorry, you're telling the You're likereject you're like deflecting it. No,

(29:00):
I don't think that's right. That'snot right, bro, thank you.
I don't know apologize there's a synonym, though. I was just trying to
think, like, what is it. Well, if you're not saying sorry,
you're saying thank you, I thinkyeah, right, no, sorry
and thank you. No, Iknow I'm right because you're not you're not

(29:22):
apologizing. You're you're not you're notapologizing. That's the opposite sorry. What
I said, what would you say, go after yourself? I was no,
no, no, no, Istand by business. I stand on
business. I stand on business.I didn't feel right saying that. I'm

(29:44):
not gonna laugh. What did yousay? The new thing? The new
thing that people are saying I standon business anyways is the business. So
the opposite of sorry, glad unsympatheticglad makes sense that just glad happy.
No, I'm like glad, I'mglad. I'm glad. I want to
feel glad you're not sick. It'slike, why would I feel sorry for

(30:07):
you? I'm glad, please,I feel like that's how I would say
it. That's how I would sayplease, may please. Why would it
be sad for you? I'm actuallyglad. I'm so glad. I'm glad
this happened to you. I amThat doesn't sound genuine exactly. That's why
I'm not sorry. See if Iwanted to, I could be a real

(30:33):
asshole. Do you mean, aren'tyou? It's only it's only when the
circumstance comes. Look at them.Look at that. It just made a
good joke. Look at that indexfinger. This is finger pinky? And
what's this finger I'm holding up toyou? That's the thumb. He's saying,

(30:56):
good job. It's a long thumb. There's different types of thumbs.
Okay, discriminate. You don't rememberwhat I just remember it right before,
mister cat therid Man, you stillneed a cream pie? I do nobody

(31:21):
forgot about it, trust me,nobody got creams. I mean, well,
what kind of cream are we talkingabout here? What kind of cream
that there will always be? Gradma, there's a menu. You have a
menu, different price price ranges here, different loads for regular cream like pies.

(31:41):
You know what I'm saying, Justfind out okay, if you want
organic, okay, and then ifyou want from the cow, if you
want all natural straight from the farm. You know what I'm saying, might
cost you a little little head.You know what I'm saying. Maybe what
some tortas? You know tortillas,some roast beef? Are you following on

(32:09):
some roast beef? You know theidea of roast beef? Just like dude,
if you want roast be just toours. I'm not I'm selling.
I'm selling the product. I'm not. I'm not asking for for for for
cream okay, okay, So forthe straight from the farm cream that I'm
saying this, where does that comefrom? One farm? Interested? No,

(32:30):
I'm not you. We got aplan your intolerant. Don't you have
lactose? We have one percent?Yes, we have less than one percent.
We have we also have to belactose free. We also have was
it? Was it a almond milk? Okay? You know very nutty?

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Okay, Remember we talked about thisright before you caught it. I remember
you like, no, nuts,No nuts, all right, she wants
no nuts, no cream, notfree cream. Lactose. Well, if
you're lactose intolerant, what are youdoing in the store? Get out or

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come back in? We have asale, we have we have other inventories.
May he's essentially saying the store isfree for you. I didn't say
that. Damn. I didn't saythat. I was listening. There's a
friend discount. There's a family andfriends discount, family and friends, step
family and friends discount. There wego. I was about to be like

(33:36):
friendly adopted step sister. What areyou doing? Are you stuck? Stop
that? Stop that. There's childrenthat listen to this show. We're talking
about families. Are you stuck?If they're stuck, you're gonna help them
bro in the in the padre,in the dry What if they locked themselves

(34:00):
in there and they're slashing around,you're gonna leave them in there. May,
May, you're too innocent for this. She is one of these children,
children following. She's not going togo for milk and nuts to dry
or and stuck. Well, youmissed one. No, no, no,
she gets it, she gets it. You missed one. Ching connected
all those together? What are youdoing the stepsis steps? Okay? Are

(34:25):
you? Are you following? Areyou picking up what I'm putting down?
Are you smelling what I am cooking? Are you swallowing what I am giving?
Extruding? Now? I was tryingto think of a clean virtue.
Are you swallowing the soup that Ihave cooked? Are you slurping? It

(34:50):
is the warmness going down your throatof what he provided? Are you sure?
I'm positive? So when you whendo you want this cream pie?
Or screams, excuse me, thispie in your face? When you want

(35:14):
this pie in your face? Whenwould you like this bread pie thrown?
I thought it was just a creamIt's a pie. What do you mean?
I'm scared of the whole. It'sactual little no like we would get
like it's an actual cream pie.No like? No. I thought you
just get a paper plate and thenjust put like a funnel cake or something.
We can do a paper plate anda funnel cake actually waste. I'll

(35:39):
get a regular pie and then Iget us all funnel cakes. I feel
like that's a better deal. Howabout how about we get the pies in
the funnel cake and we throws andthen we just get a plate. Just
get some cream. You know,you don't got to waste the whole bread.
No, I want to feel theimpact of what I'm saying. You
just want the smack. But ifmy face doesn't break, it break what

(36:02):
the whooped cream? The bread?No, the pie, it's gonna it's
gonna break the pie. You're gonnaput it hard bread. I'm gonna no,
I'm throwing it. Yeah, thing, he's gonna throw it like this.
That's not First of all, youthrow a pie like that, bro,
That's not how you throw a pie. Throws his pies like that.
It's a different motion, my guy. You're not picking up what this is

(36:28):
like like, yeah, you don't. This is a frisbee. Yeah that's
I mean, you can still doit. You could unless you're tossing the
pie in my face like eat itprobably like cut it right here. Well,
you gotta angle it, bro,My mouth is not big. I
think we should find out if likeI could make that angle work if she
opens her mouth. It has beenmini pie, mini pie? Have you

(36:52):
seen it? Like this beer Ibrought my brother like, I might as
well get muffins with the ones.The giant. I know what you're talking
about Yeah, so when you wantit, I don't know when you guys

(37:15):
can get it one time. Onetime, I'll it's only one. Let
him tells a story. No,because we're talking about smashing people's faces and
and uh and pies and stuff likethat. So one time, my friends
on my friend's birthday shout out mymen's video shout out he Okay, we

(37:36):
bought him two cakes, right,Actually no, I lied. We bought
him one cake that birthday and wewent out to a friend's house. They
were having like a like a houseparty or whatever. It was a couple
of years ago. Yeah, butthey had a gigantic yard and they had
this whole thing set up back there, bonfire and everything. And it wasn't
just his birthday. There were multiplebirthdays. So there were multiple cakes that

(37:59):
each click like brought for their friend. Right, So we were all mingling.
By the end of the night,some people started serving the cakes or
whatever. They weren't doing all that, Like, but we're lit. You
know what I'm saying. It's myfriend group. You know what I'm saying.
We're the best, You're the litbunch. We're the lit bunch.
So we got this man, arelike really nice cake, like like like

(38:22):
not no like other cakes that werethere. Yeah, it wasn't a crappy
cake. Since we're talking about smashingpeople's faces into cakes and buying cheap stuff
for them, we didn't do that. So we bought the cake and we're
thinking, all right, we're gonnasmash it in a little bit and then
we're gonna like, you know,I guess, cut around it or whatever.
And that's not what happened. Whathappened was we bring out the cake,

(38:45):
we get this man, we singHappy Birthday, and it's a gigantic
crowd around him in a full backyard. I don't think you understand the tepe
crowd that was there. So we'reall singing Happy birthday, and then my
friend and I we go and smashthis man's face this cake, but like
like smash it. I don't thinkyou understand. Did you guys not realize
how much force? You guys exactlyknew what type of force we went in

(39:10):
and we just went like f thisguy. Bro. It was multiple pumps.
Okay, it wasn't just like one. It was like it was and
he was doing CPR. He wasjust taking it and he comes back up
face full of icing and all thatstuff. Oh my god, to the

(39:31):
point where the cake at the bottomwas like you could see the bottom of
the box because it spread, sothe whole cake was just like it was
just not there. He didn't care, he didn't pay for it, but
it was a very nice cake.And we were like yo, this bro,
like like whatever at this point,it's just just because we're like we're

(39:57):
friends, so it's like it's allcool, but we just God damn where
people are going, like just imaginesome dude just he has no control over
this, just taking it. He'slike, damn, bro, like this
almost my birthday. So yeah,that's how we wasted a cake. Damn.
That's like disappointing, bro, Andlike now it's funny. Somebody out

(40:21):
there has a video. I thinkI have the video and like, old,
what a waste of such a goodcake. I can imagine his whole
face is like no, it was, it was it was like maybe maybe
in his nose too. Yeah,yeah, drowned the man and b yeah
literally that was someone would have openedmy mouth so I take a bite while
I get there was like no cakeleft. They would have been like she

(40:47):
needs one more more Okay, onemore, one more? Ye nasty bro.
But yeah, so that's lokey.Why I want to like throw a
cake at your face? You don'tknow why. I just what is it

(41:08):
called? You haven't done something ina while. Yeah, I just kind
of remembered that and I'm just like, I want to do it again.
Reminiscent wants to your face. Justmake sure you take off the less That's
what I'm like, I have towear goggles. Like, yeah, I
think we agreed on goggles. Ithink we we said goggles were fine.

(41:31):
Yes we did. She's like,I don't want to say now saying it
now? Bro, I mean,it's not me, it's up to you
guys. Well, really, it'sup to her. I'm wearing well she
lost the challengeth like the swimming goggles. Just buy her new set. So
much work is gonna get like frostingin between my But that's why you get

(41:52):
on exactly what you would you bedoing? Oh yeah it was my friend
Alex Sticky. I'm sorry, Sticky. Sorry, guys, I kind of
went crazy on the whipped cream.You know what I mean? You can't
keep dealing this, Yeah, Imean, put the new lasses on.

(42:13):
Her multiple times, multiple stickiness.Imagine you're you're something your eyelash text is
like, Wow, he gets yousticky and he pays for you lashes.
You should just keep this man.You know you know how you know how
they like you know how like hairsget stuck together if you get some,
that's gonna happen you don't clean them. Like the oil from your eyelashes,

(42:38):
that is true. That is true. The oils of your face that happened.
That's the thing. Yeah, Yeah, that's the thing, is it?
Yeah? Nice? Yeah? Shouldwe take another break and then I'll
actually tell the story that that Isure we can be back with the second
hour. I'll tell you the headline. Yeah, go ahead, all right.

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So woman Dumb's boyfriend after he admitsto this gross habit she got from
him, what the ick was?We'll find out coming up in the second
hour of This is Viva f MWashington, d C. All the hits

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via f M LLC radio station.Listen to us on the iHeartRadio app number
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Hero Royal the show. You bettermake me want to hit the what's a

(43:52):
dang bluetooth, don't want to work? Is it welcome to the second hour,

(44:23):
yo, Alex Kip, come onlike in Toxica. Come okay,
get a club club met my futurewife for I don't know what happened.
I don't know matter, eld helldo you maybe coming to Okay? I'm

(44:49):
feeling it. Are you feeling itnow? I am feeling it? Yes,
I'm feeling it, Alex Eric,I'm good. I'm going grassic,
grassic, glassy, Alex kitting Lookat the thing. Uh oh, he
didn't say his joke. I lookforward to it every single showy. No,

(45:09):
no, no, no, we'llcome back to it tomorrow. Talking
trash right now? Yes, sheis bro what I was just supporting it.
You know what's crazy? I've beenmaking jokes all day today and you
guys haven't been honest with you,with me, with you, with me,
with you, You guys have notbeen Am I lacking today? Just?

(45:30):
Are my jokes just not hitting it? I'm a little dry? Okay,
Maybe you need some You need totell me this though, need some
slobbery to help you. I knowthat I will take that though on a
bad day. I'm still a six, all right. It's too high.
That may feel a little bitter ifit's okay, you gotta understand Eric is

(45:52):
like like a harsh critique, youknow, yeah, but amazing easy one
to she She'll say the not hurtyour feelings. I mean big people laugh
with similar jokes. I think youknow, she's on par with the majority
of people I've interacted with. That'swhy she's majority of the crowd. Yeah,

(46:13):
I'm not saying you average. I'mjust saying like, I'm average,
you know what, you know whatI am glad I am because you know
what, you're calling my humor averagetoday, So yes, for me,
it's below average. So you're sayingsometimes damn, I'm laughing. Did you

(46:34):
just need more tequila? Sho,No, I don't. I do not
get more tequila. Bro, Areyou saying what I'm sober? I'm boring?
Yeah, the truth. No,you have to say I'm glad.
I mean, I'm glad, I'msuper. It's the opposite of sorry,
sir. I look at the thing, all right, do you guys,

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okay, do you guys have anyself confessed gross habits, Like if you
had to self confess, if youreally had to say or to confess what
is your most grossest habit? Goahead, I don't know. I'm thinking
right now, go ahead, youdon't have any gross habmets? Thinking?
Now you go first, Alex me. I'm the one posing the question.

(47:25):
I gotta think you got me.I wouldn't call it gross. I feel
like it's sanitary. But did yoube picking your butt? No? Sanitary?
Year unsanitary? You said unsanitary?My fault be like, well,

(47:45):
picking your ass cheese? No,I just be like cleaning up out my
like under my mail. Okay,that I feel like that's commons common.
But it's like I feel like somepeople will gross. But it's like,
but it depends what they're scratching.Because when you scratch, no, no,

(48:06):
she's like like my toenails, yousee, Like y'all don't even like
clean your feet like that. Soy'all don't even know what I'm talking about.
Well, like I clip my nails. I don't have that room for
that too, you know what Imean. It's good. Everyone's to nails
are different, so I'll be cuttingthem short as hell. Yeah, I

(48:28):
try to cut like no, notno, but I'll be doing that.
I'll be doing that. Yeah,one does that not hurt. Bro,
that's not good for you. Bro'sI mean, okay, I'm not saying
like to the freaking skin. I'mjust like a little bit before the like
you're not supposed to see white.I'm not seeing white, she said,
I'm seeing white just a little bitbefore the So this is like a little

(48:51):
bowl, you know what I'm saying. It gives you time so to grow
that is not good enough. Timehappens and you're like, all right,
it's time to start looking at them. You know what I can do.
And then it's like they're they're alreadyat like perfect, maybe a little bit
more like normal. You only clipthem. Where do you file them?
I just clip them, really,it depends I clip them. But if

(49:13):
they're like super like yeah, likeSam Paper is like, what do you
have freaking claws? What's going on? Oh my god? They grow fast.
That's yes, they do grow fast, and it's annoying. That's why
at least cuts it down to thebone. That's actually why I'm not gonna

(49:36):
lie. I'm not even lying.I mean, look at my nails right
now. They're like perfect, andI cut them, like, yeah,
they're perfect three days ago. Yeah, even my cuticles are healthy. I
had one person look at my nailsand they say and they're like, damn,
you really take care of your hands. And I'm like, yeah,
because I'm freaking beautiful. This dude, Nah, she was complimenting me.

(50:01):
B Yeah, he's a little fruity, A little fruity. It's not fruity.
Are you sure? Yeah? Becauseshe didn't do anything, She's already
complimenting my stuff. That's what I'msaying. She's probably when they give you
a compliment like that. I mean, the nail person said that, and
then the person that did my permright, she said, you have the

(50:22):
healthiest hair I've ever witnessed. She'sand then she was like, I'm so
excited to ruin it because, likeyou know, basically what they do to
it and messes up your situation.Yeah, if you do it enough.
So she's like, oh my god, she's like playing with my hair.
And you're absolutely positive that they don'tthink you're gay? How is it?
How is it gay? If theyhadn't done anything that was that gay.

(50:45):
But you never died your hair.No, you never wanted to. I
don't know why. I just Idon't know. If I was the guy
would die my hair. Well,well you're not a guy, so I
mean yeah, I mean we couldtell that you would die your hair.

(51:06):
Your hair every year it's a differentcolor. Look she's got there. What
color will it be next year?Because some of it is purple? You
know what should do? Almost see? Didn't you do purple already? M
D blue blue? I've only hadred and pink, and it was orange
at some point and all black.Why don't you? Oh, I know

(51:34):
we're talking about when it was likeit was kind of like an old lady
kind of color. I think that'swhat you're talking about. That when it
was purple, it was like alab I don't want to say lavender,
but it was just like you know, I did come across that picture recently,
just again, that picture where youwere holding the baby. Yeah,

(51:55):
that's why it was like grandma atthe time. But then look looking at
it, I'm like, damn,she was right. Yes, she does
look old. Yeah, it wasgiving me like grandma. You do look
like a grandma. And I hadthose big glasses on too, made it
even worse. Yeah, but itwas meant to be good on my maid,
like you know, grandma may carryinga baby. Grand grandma. Every

(52:22):
time she goes out, she's like, yeah, my buck said, oh
my god. Yeah, okay,so let's go get off topic the gross
So mine was like, my whatis your I mean, I like find

(52:42):
it like very like satisfying. Butyes, go ahead, get back to
me because I'm still thinking that's agood one list. I have mixed feelings
about it because I myself am Lokigoing like bro. At the same time,
I'm like, it is kind ofsatisfying. It's weird, it's weird.

(53:04):
My thing is can I guess allright? All right, I'm gonna
say, like cleaning your ears,that was gonna because that's like something that's
something that's like satisfying, like justlike clean the ears. It is satisfying,
and it's damn it is dirty.Shout out to the producer. He's
making his appairs. Why is hebringing that's I do love the titties on

(53:28):
a shot glass. It's a pinkNew Orleans bikini they have They put the
nipples in here. I didn't evenrealize it, he said. I didn't
know they could do that. Ifyou could just hey, may watch his
pants, watch his pants? Heystand up, bro, stop look at

(53:51):
the table. I was like,why, yeah, you need to finish
up, bro, No, Iam only my eyes are in one thing.
Two things? Actually is that thechocolate? One? Yes, it
is, look it up. Idon't know. I wish the listeners could

(54:12):
hear or or see just like whatI'm what I'm about, what I'm about
to put my mouth on right now? Yes? Yes, wait wait wait
wait you gotta put it like rightthere. See, this is what I

(54:37):
imagine sometimes a split. No,man, you don't get it. I
see what you're saying. You truth, corsas God, chocolate. How's the

(54:58):
chocolate? The titties taste good.They always taste good. It's a shot
glass with titties on it, That'swhat I'm talking about. Oh my god?
Why what? What? What isthis? It's okay, this will
help. We've got some tea foryou. No worries, bro, thank
you, thank you so much.Hospitality here is great. Yeah, because

(55:27):
for some reason, my ears lovebuilding so much. Damn, you're wax
and it feels good going in there. Right yeah, it's like you gotta
get it out sometimes because I havea cat, and I recently found out
that I'm allergic to cats. Sothat one time that actually I rubbed my
face all up on this cat.You know what I'm saying. He was
all happy and he loved it,and he's looking at me like do more,

(55:50):
and I'm just like, you knowwhat I'm saying. And after like
two minutes I told you this,like side of my face was like really
like swollen my ear It okay,And since we're talking about it felt so
good, like yes, yes,like you know when you when you get
stung by like sankulo like a mosquito, and you just you just keep it.

(56:13):
It's like shouldn't it feels so good? It was like that, But
in my ear it felt so good. So it was your ear like inflame
though a little bit a little bit. I mean, it didn't hurt to
like it didn't get to that point. Yeah, so but yeah, as
long as it wasn't bleeding, Iwasn't bleeding. So this article that you

(56:36):
have, Wait, what's yours?You just said that you yeah, but
that's yours? Right? No,wait what you were guessing? I was
about to say it, but youyou were guessing that wasn't yours. I
thought yours was the cat. No, you didn't let him say it.
You said, let me make youguys, let me get it. I'm

(56:59):
so confused. Made shut up andlet him, let him, let him,
I thought, may let him doa thing, all right, right
to retract also for the listeners,all right. So basically the question was,
what are some some of the grossesthabits that you're you would confess you
know what I'm saying, Like inyour case, it was cleaning out your

(57:19):
toenails and you're in Eric's case,it was, you know, cleaning out
your ears because there was an excessof ear wax and apparently that builds up
very fast, so that's grossest thing, all right. And then I was
gonna say mine, you wanted toguess, So basically mine, I had
mixed feelings on and what I saidwas like, it's satisfying, but at

(57:42):
the same time, it's like reallydisgusting, and I and and I register
that, and it's disgusting. Butpopping pimples, right, like, come
on, bro, that's like itis. But but think about it,
think about it. Okay, there'sareas on your face, more so on
your face. Okay, when Ieat chocolate, I break up, and

(58:02):
then that like brings my attention toother areas where I'm just like, yo,
that's a blackhead. Yeah. Andthen I'm just like, now I
gotta do it because I see itand it's gonna bother me, right,
So then I do that, andthere's like a lot that comes out sometimes
and I don't even realize my facedoesn't look like it's like destroyed by acne
or something like that. But thenyou really go into that, into into

(58:23):
that, and then you start likesqueezing the ship and it's like stop.
Stuff comes out, and that's disgusting. That's just good. It's disgusting,
but it's very but it's very satisfying. It can be disgusting other people people.
So then my actually, my sisterfollows a doctor pipple popper. I
saw her looking at that stuff onTikTok one time. I just walked past

(58:45):
and she was just like intensely lookingat her phone and I see what she's
looking at. I'm just like,no way, you're following that. She's
like what And I'm like looking atit too. I'm just like, all
right, that was pretty satisfying.He's like, this is giving me a
heart on it. Not that far. Not it's weird. It's weird.
It's just something about squeezing things,you know, just exhibit A, Exhibit

(59:12):
A that and also, uh,I was gonna say, for the same
reason, I like doing a bubblebubble wrap popping that stuff. Yeah,
that's very satisfying, but that's notdisgusting. But yeah, that's weird.
So anyways, going back to thestory, there is a woman that had
to dump her boyfriend because, inthis case, the gross habit was that

(59:35):
he wouldn't wash the sheets every week. Hm hmmm. His him being like,
when he thought it should be washedis once a month maybe, And
he's not even saying like once amonth, like this is this is when
it's happening. No, like maybeonce a month, but once a month

(59:58):
is okay, not once a week. Right, So what the woman had
the problem with is like she wasthe one that's watching them every week,
and she was like, all right, we need to at least alternate,
like I watch them this week,you watch them that week. No,
that guy was just like, nah, we don't need to do all that,
Like that's doing too much. She'sjust like, what are you talking
about, my guy? This isdisgusting. We have sex on this I

(01:00:22):
was on my period the other day. She didn't really say this. I'm
just but I would just imagine ina regular couple like you, I would
would that be okay with like oneof y'all, Like how often do you
wash your seats? For one,I think it's regularly to do it once
a week. I think it's rightat most if you're feeling lazy, two

(01:00:45):
three weeks, two weeks, twoweeks, three weeks. You're talking about
a month in my head, Irespect that two weeks at most two weeks,
because then you just started feeling.You feel it, you feel it
when you're lay on it. Youfeel But I have a question though,
So on your bed, right,you got like your finish sheet, right,

(01:01:08):
and then you have like that theother layer, the regular sheet,
just a regular sheet. And thendo you have like a comforter? So
do you watch everything but you're onlylaying on your fitted sheet? No?
No, no, okay, Ihave So there's the chung how do you

(01:01:28):
say that, the mattress. There'sthe mattress, and then there's like the
protective like cushion that don't count,bro, that's under let me finish.
There's that, Then there's the fittedsheet. Then there's the regular sheet.
Then there's the comfort and do youhave another blanket? Follow me? No

(01:01:50):
comfort. The comfort is like thetop layer, and that's what the regular
the regular sheets. So those twolike go together, and then there's the
finish sheet, and then below thatis the what I So you don't have
like a warm blanket, that iswhat you're saying. The comfort is thick?
Bro? What what what do youwant? Like? What do you
want? Does he blanket? Well? I mean I know what you you

(01:02:12):
know what? I have one onthe side. I don't really in my
case, I get really hot reallyfast, be like I heat up.
So do you sleep in your undy? I sleep shirtless? Though you do,
you're one of those, one ofthose I need to breathe, following
in my ancestors steps. But no, I get I'm normally I'm a hot

(01:02:34):
dude in temperature, in temperature,in temperature, your body like hot,
warm, but I'm also hot.All right, finish, finish, So
she's trying to move past this.You can maybe, but like now stop

(01:02:58):
it right now. Let me lookat me. You see that red,
you see that Look what you did? Did? She can't even look at
me, just like she set asix. We'll know at the end of

(01:03:19):
the show. Okay, I forgotwhere I was going with this, the
story, your your bed, yourfit sheets. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, So I do that.What I watched once a week is
the regular sheet, not the comforter. The regular sheet and the fitted sheet.
What a comforter? Way way?Wait? Wait, what is going

(01:03:39):
on? Let me finish order?There is the fitted sheet, the regular
sheet, that's once a week,all right, with the pillowcases all that
together, that's once a week everytwo weeks. I would do the comforter,
okay, and then the regular thatthe padding that I have the I

(01:04:00):
forget what it's called. That's mattres, the cushion, and that's covering the
mattress. Yet that I don't watchas often, but I try. I
aim for at least once a month, at least excluding the cushion. Why
not just wash everything at once?All right? But because the comforter I'm
not in direct contact with all thetime, how are you not? You're

(01:04:24):
because no, but you have alayer in between that and you Oh,
so you go underneath the finished sheet, No, she's I mean you go
underneath the regular sheet. Yes,yeah, because he has the finish sheet
then the layer, then the comforter. You have a layer I don't have.

(01:04:44):
I have like the layer that's ontop of the finish sheet. But
and that's it. Like I don'tgo under my I don't go under my
sheet. I just lay on mysheet. You lay on my sheet.
And so then there's two layer isbeneath you and then the comfort actually three
if you count the protector. Butokay, so three under you and then

(01:05:05):
the comfort. Okay, so wehave that's where we're different. I wash
everything, yeah, I put everythingin one and my public cases and everything.
Just get it all done. See, I'm just like, get or
done. I don't want to doall that. So I'm like, you
know, I could get away withthis type thing. But I think that's
pretty standard. I think that's that'sfair. It's not bad. It's better

(01:05:28):
than not doing it at all.Yeah, I have an order. As
you can tell, I'm very oCD. I'm very o C. So
how come that's not empty yet?This is empty the other one? Look
at the titties, bro, don'tfocus on anything else. Look at my
titties, your ruined, silent silence. So then my next question is what

(01:05:57):
is your deal breaker for your partnerjust being dirty in general. But what
wouldn't like what would do it foryou? If you walked in on your
your your girl doing something whatever itis, what would it be? Well,
I think you talked about this before. You're like, they come home
and it didn't shower and then getinto better something that okay? And for

(01:06:19):
you, wait, what's the question? You literally just answered it? For
me, wait like something break breakwait something You're like significant other, so
so we answered our like habit sohere doesn't Let me put it simple.

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You walk into you, you havea significant other, you live with them,
you're at home with them, andyou witness something that's like that gives
you the ick, that gives youthe like what what is like? What
draws the line like? That's what? Just like the ultimate man's is not
doing that? My man so muchnot gonna represent me, like so much

(01:07:00):
that you have to debate leaving himto the point where you're like, this
guy needs to make someone else miserable? What is this good? Good way
to put Damn, that's hard.I don't worry, man, I got
something here for you. I don'tknow. You gotta let the wheels turn

(01:07:26):
in her hud something that I wouldjust be like, now you gotta go,
man, Yes, that's what wesaid. I don't know. I
feel like I'm pretty like an acceptableperson. You know you are. But
what would they like? We're talkingabout them. I would accept, I

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would accept, Oh, you wouldlike you. Here's a question, man,
here's a question. No, no, there has to be something that
has to be right. Let's sayyou and your significant other about to go
out. Question, go out fora day out in town right together?
That Okay, it's nine am.You guys are getting ready nine am.

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Okay, this is not that's notnot literally, but like it's it's a
scenario early May. It's a scenario. So you guys are going out nine
am, getting ready. You guysare heading out the door, and your
significant other didn't brush their teeth atall in the morning. They didn't brush

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their teeth in the morning, andthey didn't brush their teeth before going to
bed. You'll be okay with it? What the you kissing that? What
are you doing? But that's myman? Yeah, that's your man.
So you wouldn't carry you going foryeah? Wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait,So you're telling me maybe lean. You
wouldn't like when you go and kisshim, like, I don't even want

(01:08:51):
to talk about it. You gotthat ring breast in this is like because
you're like disgusted by that. You'renot just did by bad breath. I
mean I am, but I'm not. I have like nose. What I

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have said, I have said whatI had to say. I can see
both sides. You can see whatI'm saying, right, Okay, one,
it is absolutely disgusting. You probablyhave like worms in there, Like
okay, that's like you know what? That actually brings me to something?
Friend, so real quick before youcontinue. I had a friend who had
a friend who was dating someone thathad horrible mouth hygiene to the point where

(01:09:33):
he went down on her and gaveher gave her what do you give her
like crab? No, no,no somethingishticks? What what do you what?
What do what do females get whenlamia? No? No? What
what kind of effects do you getout? Ut? Thank you? Because

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he went down on You can getthat too, boy. Yeah, but
we don't get it as often.Yeah, exactly because we're freaking clean exactly.
But his mouth hygiene was so badthat he went down on her she
got a uti from that. Okay, I see what you're saying, Like,
I think that if if my you'relooking at it like from a kissing

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standpoint. No, I think I'mlooking at like if I already know you
have good like dental hygiene, like, it's okay, bro, Like,
but if you're just like you don'tbrush your teeth and you're just like your
teeth are like rotting, Like,that's different. But what if they like
brushed a couple of times a week. But that's what we're talking about,
Like, Oh, that's what you'retalking about. That's a fast way because

(01:10:39):
it's a habit, that's a fastway to get your teeth to start rotting
earlier. Yeah, you're taking careof him. No, I think I
think, yeah, that would besomething because like I feel like in a
guy, like I want I wanthim to have like teeth. Yeah,
okay, let's say he does havegood teeth. You guys have been dating
for three to three to four years, more than two years enough for to

(01:11:03):
get over his head more than twoyears, right, and you guys are
living together. You just noticed thathis dental hygienes. I'll be like,
bro, you need to step itup, bro, like it starts to
look the mouth was the flys thetongue scraper. She's like, I know
some people we need to call themup. I'm gonna set them up.

(01:11:24):
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonnaget you taken care of what. If
he refuses, I'll be like,bro, it's either your mouth or it's
me or your mouth. Yes,pick pick now, all right? So
for you, the end all beall is meant uh oral hygiene, okay,

(01:11:45):
yours. I think it's just hygienein general that I've had. I've
had an experience with somebody I usedto date and she just did not like
to clean, like anything. Damn, wherever we ate, I will clean
it. Wherever we slept, Iwill clean it. You know what I'm
saying? Things like that, likebasic things, all right, And after

(01:12:08):
a point it's just like really,it's like I'm the house my guy,
I'm not a freaking house no housewife. It's like, you gotta at least
clean your plate. Yes, whatdo you mean? Do I clean?
Clean? Yes? I clean.You have to clean. It can't be

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dirty, That's what I'm saying.Can't be like you. May I'm not
like you. I can understand theearwax thing. That's definitely oh yeah,
that's like the oral hygiene that isvery important. But I can also agree
on the fact that like if hemisses a day, if she misses a

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day'd be like, you know what, but I put my mouth on worse.
You have to like get used tothat too. It's not like,
oh, like yeah, but asa dude, you can't really talk much
trash, all right. You witha girl, you eat in the booty
hole? True? Wait wait,wait wait, not everybody eats the booty

(01:13:12):
hole. Man. If you do, you do. And if you eat
the like someone say the coach,the coach uh on a good day or
a bad day. Sometimes it tasteslike pennies. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes
there's extra season. Sometimes you wantto ketch up with your fries. You
know what I'm saying. And youknow, but these fries have vinegar on

(01:13:35):
them, and that is what itis. You add some salt in there,
it's all good. You may youare the girl. Why are you
saying it's terrible? You know,hown't want that with you? Put salt,
pepper, whatever season, and youneed to clean vinegar and ketchup.
Yes, fries. Absolutely, sometimesyou gotta be sometimes you're gonna moved for

(01:13:56):
it. Mm hmm. But thatbut that's what I'm saying. Like I
can't talk trash. I mean thesame thing I put my mouth on worse.
The same thing goes for dudes,though I'm talking about no for like
females. For females. No,it's not the same, bro that that
is like, because cheese does notcompare. Sweat equates to dick cheese?

(01:14:23):
Does it? If you don't showerand you no, No, I'm about
sweat and all that, not likegoing like long periods of time not showering.
I'm talking about like you were outoutside it was like you you just
came back from the gym or something. Yeah, something like that. I'm
talking about like that, not likenot for a couple of days. You

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know, how would you know ifmy girl comes home, I have to
come from the gym. She's lookingmass weaty. She put in mad work
and she's looking mad bad. Youknow what I'm saying. She just she
just burned off whatever calories she neededto burn to look at sex as she
does that. It's different, though, that's different. I'm gonna eat it

(01:15:11):
up you telling me you never hada salty and you still ate it.
Know what I'm saying, a saltysteak. It's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying for for females. Mmhmm, like me eating out of female
female female with the malee is pickingup what I'm putting down. You over

(01:15:34):
here thinking of one thing and onething only, dude, we're past that.
Yeah, exactly, Okay, mayfor you, what do you think
I was trying to find like theopposite of you know, like the vinegar
and ketchup. It would be likewhat would be him coming home, coming

(01:15:55):
home from the gym, working hislegs like leg workouts below the waist workouts.
You can also lifts up with mylegs. I'm just saying, I'm
trying to think sweaty balls, sweatypen fish. Actually actually literally that's what
he's asking. Literally, I know, but I'm trying to like think of

(01:16:18):
it like a scent or like,honestly, I don't feel like there's a
scent. It's just very humid.I guess I have one, I would
know. Just yeah, I don'tthink this is Yeah, it's not a

(01:16:39):
deal breaking. Okay, So wouldyou still do it if he came back
home from the gym. We're notsaying have you done it? We're asking
if you let a deal breaker withyour partner, and would you like would
that would that be? Like,I can't do this. I don't think
it's a deal breaker. Okay,what have down there? Stinks? Stinky,
stinky, hold my breath. Wow, Okay, you know she's just

(01:17:04):
as disgusting as that. Yes,she is. I was not expecting that
answer. I was not. Iwas I was absolutely expecting that. What
I thought she was gonna be like, oh yeah, go in the shower,
getting the shower, hopping. ButI just asked the experience. I'm
just saying, help me, jesus. If it's dirty, let me help

(01:17:25):
you cleaning, help me jesus.We didn't know put some church music.
No, can I get an amen? I'm not gonna sortle that. I
got being greens the man. We'repast. We're past that holiday man now,
it's one fuck Christmas? Is you? And she was pointing at Alex.

(01:17:47):
By the way you hear this,I was not sorry, just say
get to the school. That wassaying earlier, even when I freaking try
to hold her accountable in the gym. She hates me, bro, what
do you want from me? Though? She wants nothing that you have.
Unfortunately, apparently apparently what you gotcoming up right now, right now,

(01:18:19):
that holiday spirit. You know whatI'm saying, I don't want fuck,
that's what I got for you rightnow. I'm talking about later in the
show. There's only one thing thatwe need. We don't. We don't
care my christmaster all right, whenwe come back, I have a would

(01:18:42):
you rather? All right? Youdon't want my would you rather? Bro?
Just? I want it? Bro? Okay, I want you to
make my wish come true? Thiswould you rather? Fuck? We're gonna
cut right there, We'll be rightback. Yeah, I can't hit that

(01:19:06):
now? Is just like, Yo, what the heck? What the heck
is going on? He's like,I don't have that much energy. He's
like that was the equivalent of himsaying I'm black. M hmm, I'm
super say we'll be back well,and we are back with my would you

(01:19:38):
rather? All right? Guys?Yeah, yet, get Jesus may stop
he's dead already. Stop hitting him. Stop talking that. Damn you sound
like a turkey. Damn. Whythe song I only loved you all right,

(01:20:10):
maybe maybe maybe maybe lean I getso and whatever you have is not
mogan on the like maybe speaker thanyours out. Oh it's just snap your
face with all right? So wouldyou rather? Would you rather live in

(01:20:38):
an r V or live on asailboat or v V? Why the water?
The ocean is freaking scary with land, it's just the solid surface and
nothing below you. Besides, butyou also got to think about gas money.
Okay, you need gas on afreaking boat. No, it's a
sail boat. It's sail with thewind, bully, get it right.

(01:21:02):
Can you control the wind? Youcan't? You can, you can save
money. So you said r Vr V mace as the sail boat.
I mean I kind of want anadventure. Yeah, in the water.
I can't swim. I can't swim. So here's a question for you.

(01:21:25):
Here in the water, and thepirates just come out of nowhere. Pirates.
You know there's actual pirates, right? Yeah? She doesn't they still
exist? You didn't know that.I mean, they don't want my booty.
They want that. I ain't gotno booty. Yes you do,
and and yes they want that.Yes, look at me, I am

(01:21:47):
the you're the cuptain of Are youthe cuptain of my Look at me,
I'm rubbing your ship. Assume theposition. You're rubbing his ship. Get
on the poop, I said,I'm rubbing the ship. You're rubbing his
ship. She's rubbing something. Anyways, Anyways, that was my would you

(01:22:10):
rather it wasn't that good? Butit was better? So you would rather
be on the seat. I mean, I can't swim, so I feel
like that's not the best one.But I mean I feel like on a
boat. You guys have your phoneswith you right right. Let me let
me let me what what what?Let me show you something that's a raw

(01:22:30):
with mh yo. We didn't getanything. Can I read it? To
the to the to the Basically it'sa SpongeBob meme. SpongeBob cushing his head

(01:22:53):
with his pencil, squinting, lookingat his paper, and that his notes
and the caption is her. Shesays, it was only the tip and
plus we was on a break.Hopefully you give me another chance. And
then how do you react to that? No? No, hell no,
what the hell? I mean?This goes back to our original leg conversation.

(01:23:16):
Hell no, but actually I said, yeah, you all were on
a break because you're toxic. Thatdon't mean on them on a break.
That don't mean we broken up.Hey, Hey, she decided to take
the break when she wanted to.I decided, what about you? Guys?
Took the break mutually. It's nevermutual. That's a different story.
But is it ever mutual? It'snever mutual. No, it's never mutual.

(01:23:41):
The break just means, hey,I want to go pipe someone else.
If we had a call, theselisteners will be lighting us up right
now. What if we're mutual?Okay, and you don't know what we
went through and shut up. Somebody'shurt, somebody's heart and somebody's not speaking
up. It's for mutual though,it's always one person wanted to go tap

(01:24:03):
someone else and then be like.The person that's asking for the break has
like one or two other people theywant to mess with, whether it's the
guy the girl, the other personis probably going like if he agrees to
it, he or she agrees toit, goes like all right, sure,
but that's only because they want youto be happy. You know what
I'm saying, WEENI to say whatthey don't want to break so you you

(01:24:29):
would be like, nah, bro, Like if your girl was like,
oh, let's take a break,it'd be two things. I'll be one.
I did. I did this oncewhere I said, yeah, sure,
go ahead. For that reason,I was just like, all right,
well did you I don't want tohold you back. Did you actually
mean it? Though? Yeah,at the time, it was the first
time it happened to me. Idon't know have you ever done that to
anybody else? Going on a breaklike me asking for the break really like

(01:24:55):
I don't need a break. Actuallynever done that, But I'm surprised.
Why are you surprised? I don'tknow what it means. I just I
don't know it was I was expectingyou to do if you want to mess
with somebody else, just be honest, though, will have you? I
will do that. No, Iwill do that much if you if you
do me wrong, I'll do youwrong. Or because he's toxic, I

(01:25:17):
feel but that's a toxic move too, going on break, going to go
the way Okay, this particular situation, she did herself. She already went
through it, and then afterwards saidcan we go on a break? I
want to be on a break beforebreak, So then yeah, I mean
me being naive. I'm saying Ididn't know any better. So I was

(01:25:39):
just like I was just like,all right, sure whatever. Now if
that happened to me, okay,I'll be like, sure, go ahead,
but this is now a freebie.Okay, this is now and all
you can eat buffet and you can'tsay anything to me. You know what
I'm saying. I will go andbang three chicks, five chicks. I

(01:26:01):
don't care how many times, aslong as you can't say anything because you
went through with what you went throughwhat I'm saying, and you've been through
okay, so that you're getting backsomething, you're getting back after that.
No, No, it is notreal after that, y'all. Both you're

(01:26:23):
just in there just to be inthere after that. That's true. Yeah,
so that's the difference. I respectthat. But back then you weren't
toxic. Now you are toxic.So now you know now I know what
I know it, Yes, youare. Some would are you logical to
some ext you know? The onlypeople that would say it's logical are the

(01:26:45):
ones who are toxic. No,they're just equally logical. They're toxic.
These doxic's toxic. Funice, itis toxic doxicel was I only give you
back what you feed me, whichmakes you toxic? Damn, I think
they call that being petty? Areyou pet not even denied? And being

(01:27:14):
petty is toxic? You're petty?Well, yes, I am toxic.
I'm petty, not toxic when Iwant to be. Here's just petty.
But he's more petty than toxic,I think. But he's labeling petty the
same as toxic. I don't thinkit's the same. That depends on what

(01:27:35):
level. M m Okay, you'reyou're being confusing. I'm not because you're
saying petty and toxic are the same. Depends on what level, depends how
you're using that pete Holding a grudge, petty, pettiness in a relationship that's
toxic. Doing it in a relationshipthat's toxic. Petty and like with just

(01:27:56):
friends or talk could be toxic becausetoxicity stop in a relationship. You have
an example. But I'm saying,like that's an example of toxic pettiness.
Well, you can be petty toa random person and that's not being toxic
because you don't know them. Youdon't have a relationship or a friendship with
a random person. Yes, you'recorrect. Yes, tho, these are

(01:28:17):
my examples. You are correct,These are my examples. You are petty
and toxic. Damn two in one, like like the shampoo. I'm a
hybrid. I don't think that.I don't think that's a good thing.
No, I think it's a goodthing. You may think that. Is
it a good thing? Do youthink it's a good thing from a female's

(01:28:41):
perspective? If a male toxic andpetty? Okay, okay, you're confusing.
No, No, I'm not upfront toxic or petty with somebody that's
never done anything to me? Whytoxic? Yes, that's even worse.
That's even worse because if you ifyou accidentally do something to him, he's
gonna take that to heart. Imean you did, But that is the

(01:29:03):
detail right there. They said onaccidents, not on person, So you
wouldn't do something out your way,Like it's only if someone did something do
sausages all of a sudden accidentally fallinto a bun? Does McDonald's go like,
oops, I didn't know there wasa sausage patty in that you wanted
bacon? Is that is that athing? Sometimes it's not consensual? Bro,

(01:29:27):
Oh my god, I meant toput sprite in here when you ask
for coke. There are two differentcolors, my guy? How do you
confuse that and still go ahead andserve that to me? Because you see
what I'm saying, because you're todrive through, and then like, how
can it take your order? Theyaccidentally hear you say sprite instead of coke,
they put spread in there. Comeup to the draga. Okay,

(01:29:49):
okay, let's say I'm dating.I'm dating somebody. I'm dating somebody.
Right, there's Tate McCray. I'mdating Tate mc cray. Of course,
all right, No, I'm datinghim a craig. I go over here
and I and I start messing withme, two completely different body types,
different people. What does that haveto do with it? How do you?

(01:30:09):
How do you? What does that? What does that have to do
with anything? Because then you okay, where is this going? No?
Listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay, let's say she messed around
with somebody, right, Tate mccragmessed around with somebody. She went from
Nick Cannon to freaking the rock.How do you confuse that? All right?

(01:30:31):
And then you come back to meand we're dating, right, You
see do you want to shut heneeds he's about to go out, all
right, let me ask him thisquestion. Let me ask him this question.
Let's say, all right, you'redating somebody. You're dating anybody,

(01:30:55):
anybody, no one is specific aright, you're dating somebody. They cheat
on you and they come back toyou. How do you feel about that?
All right? Would you would youwould you get back at them?
Would you feel would you be like, all right, you don't deserve anything
from me, you know what I'msaying. Would you feel justified if you

(01:31:15):
wanted to go and mess with somebodyelse because they cheated on you? If
you was a relationship, right,if it was like an open relationship,
okay, but you had an establishedthat you're in an open relationship. So
this person goes and messes with somebodyelse, comes back and tries to hold

(01:31:35):
on. But you was a girlfriend, boyfriend, girlfriend or just yes,
you're establishing that. So then wouldyou feel bad if you mess with somebody
else if they already went through withwhat they went through? If you if
say that happened and then you wentand mess with somebody else, whether it

(01:31:56):
was by accident or not, wouldyou feel bad? They did? They
did Okay, that's what I'm saying. That's not what I'm trying to say
here, may Honestly, I'm confused. Now. I don't know he understood.
What I'm saying is the accidental part? Right? What if they did

(01:32:23):
it accidentally, as if it wasn'ttheir choice and their intention. They're saying
that. He's asking the same questionI'm asking. How do you confuse that?
How do you go from a freakingNick Cannon to a rock? How
do you go from a tape ofcrany to a mate? How do you
accidentally cheat? How do you accidentallycheat? What if it's not consensual,

(01:32:46):
that's a different case. That's adifferent case. That's what I'm talking about.
We're talking about consensual. We're talkingabout contentional. We're keeping it consensual.
That's what That's what I was sayingfor the accident, all right,
That's that's what I was different ifit's if it's not consensual, give him,
give him? Yeah, you know, you know guys, uh,

(01:33:10):
you know, guys. They havea nightclub in here, Yes they do,
yeah, no club here? Wait? What the restaurant it's not the
Blue One. What's it called thepool place? Yeah? Is it the
one that's like over there near tothe cross. Uh that I'm saying that

(01:33:31):
right now? Or you don't havehere for I said here, we're watching
the restaurant because we got a businessbeing there. We gave it out.
It's like a boom boom boom boomboom. Oh my god, I'm trying
to think. I think it's theone. It's not Senor Tequilas. I'm
talking about the one that's like VillaMaya. Yes, it's like a little

(01:33:58):
one. It's not a place.If it's I would not there set foot
in that place. Yeah, I'vehad experiences there And did you get your
traumatized? Would you get yours?No? Actually, I had a great
time, but I realized I realizedwhat was going on afterwards? What was
going on afterwards. I'm not gonnasay it on the let me see if

(01:34:26):
I recognize the place. They havetoo many cops. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, I know. I'm okay. I don't have no, no,
no, no, no, no. I had a great time.
I had a great No what Iknow because I registered what was happening,

(01:34:46):
like I said, afterwards, SoI'm like, nah, no, I'm
good. It was a great time. Came on and you're starting him.
Do you want do you want thetitties? Are you a German folk bro?
The tequila killer bro? Don't lookat this? Look at this.

(01:35:11):
Yeah, So we're all in agreeancein agreements. In agreements is not aperience
is a word in agreement. Weare all in agreement. No, it's
just I took a long time toexplain what I was trying to explain.
Then they got lost and and youunderstood, no, well you still have

(01:35:55):
one you didn't finish. So I, man, I don't have one that
I didn't finish. What is it? I had like four and a half.
I mean I took like three.Maybe you're at two. You said
ten? You have you had tenshots? You have like ten, like
five? I know I had fourand a half, literally four and a

(01:36:18):
half. No, yes, ittook like two earlier before you came.
And then I took my third.He said out my bad, right bad,
that's it's chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. I'm not gonna lie to you.

(01:36:38):
It wasn't as smooth as the firsttime I had it. Well,
the first time you weren't expecting it. Now you always do? You know
the one I liked the one thathe brought, the one that you brought.
Oh yeah, the one that wasthe sweet one like a fruit.
I still have you guys. Iwant to have some, he said.

(01:37:00):
I finished that, Bro before thenext one comes is telling me a lot
of No. I'm good, Iam good. I'm I have an army
meeting to go after the show,So I can you know what what I
feel like? We didn't like getlike lit for your birthday? No,
we did not, and someone gotsick, sir, I got So that's

(01:37:25):
like something that we need to like, you know, maybe maybe next next
weekend. They that man hasn't touchedthat since the last time. We go
ahead, I have to finish mySee he's just like you brom, going
back to pull that potion, goingback to the going back no way.

(01:37:51):
You know, you know how itfeels after getting out from that room,
like I was like, damn,and we something, where's my night's because
is like yeah, like my god, I'll be like you know wait,
it feels like that because we alllike a yeah, like motherfuckers, like

(01:38:21):
for you live? Do do?Man? Damn? She don't play with
her. She's like what is whatis the bottom? What is this her
second shot, third number three.Damn, we can't shut you wait.
But you can't end on odd numbers. You have to finish on even numbers.

(01:38:42):
That's what the next one for exactly. So you can get one bottle,
you have to get bottoms. Thisis my thing. So that means
that's your number five, so youneed one more. This is not my
number five. It is plus twowith her four. This is the one
last, the last. The lastmade it five because you drink that made
five and this is five and ahalf, so you still need half.

(01:39:05):
Bro I'm not there yet. Youkeep looking at me like I'm there yet.
I'm just wow, this is good. I want to be in radio
too. I mean you're on theradio right now, exactly. Wait then

(01:39:25):
you put the mi closer. Thereyou go. Now, yeah, drinking
chocolate milk that we're watching Mickey Mouse, were drinking chocolate meat chocolate. Oh
my gosh, it's it's actually it'sabout that time for eggnog, I love.

(01:39:50):
Have you Have you ever gotten litoff? Yes, I've actually never
been lit off. But it's prettynice. It's nice. Is it like
a relaxing or like this relaxing relaxingbecause it's not like heavy, you know
what I mean? Oh yeah,you know what some coquito? What is

(01:40:11):
that? What is that? Ifyou don't know what coquito is, it's
like a it's a it's Puerto ricanowshe got mean? Okay, So so
that is different than the regular ignockthat will get you like this. Yeah,
but does it taste good? Like? Does it taste likenog better?
Who do I need to pay forthis? You need to find somebody good?

(01:40:35):
You guys, Puerto Rican friend,you can't do that, okay,
tell us Puerto Rican friend that shegot a customer. Okay, you know
Dominica they do that too. Yeah. Yeah, it's a competition. No
one in my family makes it likeoh my god, you're not mean.
They don't make it or they don'tmake it good. They just don't make

(01:40:57):
it. Like honestly, it's morefor in my family, like more perto
Rican, like my aunt, myaunt husband makes it okay, so so
so basically try the Puerto Rican one. I feel like the signs are pointing
yeah, because there's a Puerto Ricanlike thing, like it's not like a
Dominican thing. But we do drinkit, don't Dominicans and Puerto rican taking
each other. Yeah allegedly. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing.

(01:41:19):
Why that's the Dominican that's in frontof you. I don't know.
I think I just think that Ithink that we're just like to like you
know, yeah, it's just liketoo too proud, like like there was
a reason before, but now it'slike they forgotten. Just a crowdy just

(01:41:39):
doesn't know her bro like all thePuerto Ricans that I meant like like like,
is it the same reason that likea Salvadorians and Mexicans don't like each
other, Like there's no real reason, there's just the reason. They're just
they just don't like each other.I think I think that's what it is,
like that compared to like Salvadorians andUrians, they actually know they actually

(01:42:00):
hate each other. There's a reasonfor that. No, I think I
think I have to do with liketerritory. They went to war Bro,
but over what soccer game? Okay, something stupid soccer. But there's a
reason. I mean that the reasonthat's that's just as stupid as the reason
that Mexicans and Salvadorans don't like eachother. It's almost like a Brazilaina.

(01:42:24):
Yeah, there's there's really nothing thatjust happened too. That just happened.
Did you see that? Did yousee that? Okay, basically I don't
know if it was a qualifier orfor I don't know. I think it
was a friendly because mess No,because Messi was there. It was it
was important, it was important game. Yeah. Anyways, there was a

(01:42:47):
Mexico versus Brazil game. No,No, there was no Argentina versus Brazil.
He's feeling the Lakers, sorry aboutmy friend. He's feeling the liquers
the Argentina in Brazil, Brazil.But they played, No, but they
played in Brazil, Brazil, sothey played at Argentina one I think it

(01:43:14):
one zero. Yeah, yeah,something like that, or Brazilians got in
their feelings. But the way ithappened was just like I don't know,
if it was just some stupid argumentthat just kind of blew up. It
was never happened before something like that. That game is the first time.
The comments that I saw is thatit's actually common between those two countries when

(01:43:35):
they play each other down there,It's actually common. I think it might
be like somebody got no. Ithink that's what happened, Like it was
just like a dumb argument and itjust blew up because people like to fight
when they're drunk, and it justyou know. So actually they played Argentina
one, fans got in their feelings. I don't know whose fault it is,

(01:43:58):
but in the crowd, the Brazilianpolice was basically like really like beating
up Argentina fans, like sending themto the hospital type situation, and it
turned into this whole riot and theteams had to actually like really like stand
there to kind of go like yo, calm down, like it's not that
deep. Like they had to likerepresent but the crowds just went wow,

(01:44:20):
it was this whole thing. Soyeah, it got personal. Argentina they
are famous because of their games,they got bought yeah yeah. And also
I mean they won the World Cup, so this last World Cup, Wow,
you don't like that Brazil. Brazilgot the repertoire to be honest,

(01:44:48):
do they not lately? Dude?They have what six World Cups? Five
World Cups lately? No, thisthis team is not it. And once
theymar leaves, he's it was likeat the end of his career. No,
he got he got like two WorldCups left the way he keeps getting

(01:45:10):
hurt. He tore something last timehe played. Okay, but that's that's
that's nothing to do with the factthat he can't play like there's four years
in between each World Cup. Hetore his thing last time, He's gonna
be good next time. Have youseen how he's been playing in the Saudi
League. He's terrible, dude.He's not in the Saudi League. He's
in ps G. No, he'snot. He's yes in Saudi, Yes

(01:45:32):
he is. He's not. Ronaldois in Saudi all of them are?
They both go ahead and google.She's gonna be like, oh, he
doesn't play for PSG anymore. Theysold him. I refuse to believe they
sold him to Saudi League. Yeah, I want to. I want to
play place money on this now here. And he's already pulling it up.

(01:45:56):
What does and on that team thathe's on, he's been doing absolutely awful.
Wait it says, okay, letme read this. Neymar the Silva
Santos Junior, known as Neymar orNaymar Junior, is a professional Brazilian soccer
player that can play as a leftor right winger or as he plays for

(01:46:17):
Paris Saint Germain PSG and the Brazilnational team. That's what it says.
No, no, but no thatbut but but but but it says,
look, I got him check it. He let me check. But Ali
Lal SFC is what's listed on hereas well, So I think I think
that's not updated. Nay the SilvaSanto's Junior, known as Naymar Junior or

(01:46:43):
as Naymar, is a Brazilian professionalfootballer who plays as a forward for Saudi
Pro League club A Hello in theBrazilian national team. Where plays the facts
It says it on top right there, you're reading an old article, the
first article. Bro, that's Ihaven't clicked look at the top. What
team does that saying? No?But that's why I said he's fundamental.

(01:47:08):
Bro. No, but that's whatit says that. But that was but
that was ninety two. But thislist to read the Wikipedia? No,
let me see, bro, doyou see that right there? Look on
but Lily says, all hell rightthere, bro, exactly, they're not
just say I said that. Isaid that. No no you no,

(01:47:31):
no, no, I read this. I read this and I said,
so he has this list something likethat. That's that's a new team.
So s Jamaine was two seventeen,twenty twenty three to twenty three. Is
so he got he got sold thisyear. Yeah, and he's been playing
awful for that team. Is likea little yeah, no it's not.

(01:47:56):
I don't think he will make itgood. I don't really think he's really
playing playing. I feel like he'sgetting that paycheck. He plays good enough.
Yeah, but no, but youneed to get more experience if you
want to go to a World Cupagain. But all hellull is like that
is not where it is, myguy. You don't You don't hear about
no soccer plays coming out of thoseleagues going like, oh my god,

(01:48:17):
they're going to be the best.Only Christiano. But you know he didn't.
He didn't. But Christiano, hedid not go in to make a
name for himself. He already hada name for himself. He's looking for
and that's why he wanted it.And yes, and then he's cashing in.
That's what it is, that oilmoney telling you literally, yeah,

(01:48:40):
probably he will make his own teamover there or whatever coming off No,
no, no, sorry, Somany thoughts went through hisself right now he's
like, oh my god, whoelse? Who else? That was it?

(01:49:02):
The goalie. The goalie was reallygood. He was really good.
He's he's not he's he's around forthe next to two World Cups. But
you know thee for Brazil, theyhave to the one from the last World
Cup, Edison Alison. He's ayoung dude though, because one place for

(01:49:24):
Liverpool, I think, and theother one place for Manchester City Liverpool Alison
Alison Becker. But with what witha goalie you can you cannot win World
Cups. Mexico, I think youcan win. No got the beast goalie
in years Mexico did the white toBesides, who do you have Mexico used

(01:49:54):
to have? Wow the bey Letsgo back. This goes back to I
would only don't like my skins insoccer, in soccer, in soccer,
the Columbia well the best. Idon't know who he's a limited my red.
You don't know who's the guita.I know who you Gita is,
but like he's irrelevant right now.That's what I'm saying. He was really

(01:50:16):
good, but you don't you don'twing work cups with with goal keepers.
Who is the one was the onethat did the back kick him? Okay,
all scorpion that was straight fluke though, Yeah, that was straight.
I saw that video and it wasHe's just like, okay, fuck it,

(01:50:39):
and then he just did it andI was like, Yo, there's
no way the workup it was thatwork up. It was a work up.
It was worked up. I'm prettysure that play didn't count though.
He was like someone was offside orthere was a found it counted that that
play accounted. Yeah, that playaccount It got famous that ship because it
got kicked from the other side ofthe field. There was no way it

(01:51:01):
was offside. And he just,by the grace of God, just come.
He got enough time. He gotenough time to do whatever he wants.
Got lucky, how go in thatthing? That thing was ridiculous,
bro. Yeah, it was likeeverybody's like, no, But if you
see him today, he actually looksgreat for his age. He looks great

(01:51:21):
for his age. I never seenhim. If you google him right now
for his age, he looks great. But he's like, what the hell.
He's trying to figure out how wegot on this. I don't know,
But unfortunately we are coming to theend of the show. He's kicking
us out. What it's about tobe too, It's about to be we

(01:51:46):
get it. Eric, it isabout me too. It is challenge No,
not maybe tomorrow challenge. So Itold you anything final to say before
we go off? He I loveyou to our listeners, I would apologize
for our huh don't. I wouldapologize for our rant. Honestly, I'm

(01:52:15):
glad that you guys have tuned in. I think you should take that from
them. Do it? Eric,Why do you hate me? You don't
only support you know? He sayshe's not toxic, but he does this.
He does things like this. Lookyou see that laugh? Did not
wait? Maybe didn't I say Iwas toxic? Girly in the show?
You didn't? You said you saidI wouldn't do that. Thank you,

(01:52:43):
thank you. I appreciate that hedid say. May it's okay. I
know it's cap. I stick towhat I believe, And I'm glad.
When have I am glad lied toyou a lot? I am glad?
Her laugh like that? What didI tell you? You lie to him
a lot? Now there you go. She does the same tactic I do.

(01:53:09):
I just don't say anything because youI mean, I didn't lie.
If you didn't anything, you talkabout this? If I wanted to kill
how is it that that's what yousaid? May what you got? I
got? Give her another shot?Bro, you give her swen you know,

(01:53:30):
not this one. She wants thisone, the Poe, the magic
just like half mm hmm you meanyet m a little? I can't.
I can't like seem heavy hand colorblind like Harry, Hey, yo,

(01:53:51):
may your exit shot? Go ahead? And you'll ask him if that's oranger
It is? No, it's not. It's green. Okay, man,
you don't need to chase it forthat go ahead. You don't need it,

(01:54:14):
Actually don't. That wasn't soft?Like this? Can give him one
too, exit shot? I canfinishing? Still what even isn't that well?

(01:54:43):
This was probably one of the oneof the shows where we did the
least amount of music in between oursecond audiences like they're drunk. Some of
them are going to it's funny andit's lit, the other the other is
just like what are they even talkingabout? Thank you so much for joining
us, as we truly do appreciateit. We'll be back tomorrow starting at
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