El Otro Rollo - DECEMBER 21, 2023

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You're on air with Hello Royal,the Show, So Well, the Manicia,
the Girl, Sex Momens, pLars the Guard, Saxe Moment,

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Good afternoon. We're live Thursday,December twenty first, twenty twenty three.
Name is the rec I am great. I'm here eating some plantain chips,
you know, delicious plasonal power Wouldyou say personal plat power plant Alex.

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But is Thursday Thursday? My god, yes it is. And we're drinking,
and we're drinking a little bit.You know what I'm saying in spirit
and spirit of drink. If you'rein the office, make sure you take
some shots for us. If yourboss doesn't know, what does matter,
what doesn't kill, and make themstronger, right as long as the productivity

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stays up exactly damn, I knowyour productivity. Low Low, I didn't
start. I'm gonna keep my commentno comments. Yes, yes, yes,
yes. If you're in the office, make sure you take a shot
for us. Make your bosses knowit's not illegal if you don't get caught,

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but if they're if they're cool,if the boss is cool, take
a shot with them. Just havethem tune in and take a shot with
us. I'm saying, and wecan, you know, all partake or
not in festivitiestivities. This is theFriday to the weekend. Monday is Christmas,
so this is Friday, Junior Fridayis Friday Friday. But don't you

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fret. Don't worry. We're stillgonna be live Tuesday and Wednesday, Thursday
next week for the holidays. Yes, because technical spirits Thursday season technically Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday or working days.So next week we will not be
drinking tequila. We will be drinkinggnog. The with that Roman that what else

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is it? The egg and thenog in the room and a week a
week fish may shut up? Okay, shut up. Don't listen to him.
No, she's gonna gonna listen tome. Hey, you know what
effective immediately, Maybelene, you're fired, not the government, God damn,

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you're fired? All right? No, no, no, you can on
fire yourself. Did you know that? Ire myself? You're I will be
here till the end of the year. Okay, let me let me let
me rephrase that effective immediately you're terminated. Myself may may go to hell.

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I unheld myself coming up in theshow right after we go with the weather,
for forecast with the now Cast meteorologists. I have a story of a
lady who drove, or I guesswould say drives one of those delivery services.
She got her delivery service car stolenin DC and somehow she got her

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personal car that was at home stolen, stolen. She got said, we
said, I'm not gonna let you. I'm not even surprised. Two cars
stolen. We'll talk about that comingup here on to that fam on the
show that you love the most,and we are back. We are and

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I actually have a I have aquestion for you, guys. What you
got My question is what is yourfavorite in car feature? Car? Apple
Car play has to be absolutely byfar, without a doubt, no questions
asked. See, it's a gamechange, not for me, not for

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me, for mine's Apple Car becausewith the seat warmers, you don't have
to wait for the car to heatup. The seat will heat up quick
and you won't feel the coldness asmuch, so you have more What about
like the steering wheel that also Ithought it was the most ridiculous like feature

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steering wheel be getting cold as hell? And no, actually it makes the
difference because you feel it feels soin the mornings. Wait, may your
car has that both of them?It doesn't. It doesn't have It doesn't
have the seat warmers. It doesn'thave the steering wheel warmers. Is whack?
Is yours? It does? Mind, it doesn't have the steering one

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that doesn't put the seat warmers.It does. Mine has the seat warmers
and the steering wheel. That's perfect. I'm a baller. I say mine
because mine is. I guess I'dsay it's the turbo. You have a
Tobo, you get the turbo.And that's funny because my car would still
smoke your car. I feel likeI could smoke your car. I mean,

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to be honest, it doesn't matterif you have turbo or not.
It's it's the driver, and you'restill gonna lose me. She is the
driver. Yeah, you're still That'swhy I say that, because, like
I mean, I can't. I'mnot the best driver. Yeah, you're
a terrible driver. I know I'veseen you drive. Honestly, I wouldn't
say that. I just say she'san aggressive driver. She literally drives like

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a grandma. Dude, what areyou talking about? Says But I mean
you've seen a difference from another anotherperspective is like, you know, a
grandma is aggressive because they don't knowwhat the fuck they're doing. What the
hell are you? They're over thereover here, like trying to lean into
a lane, slow as fuck.That's aggressive. That's her. Okay,
So you have no regard for whoever'slike next to you. I'm like,

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if you crash me, if that'sso, they don't care, that's grandma.
It's true aggressive grandma. You knowyou know, but that's why you
ran them back. You see thecorrelation. I do drive like that,
but I also think of safety whenI drive, you know I do.
I think of like you don't haveother passengers in my car? I get

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like, do you do have checks? Wait? What do you you have
checks? Like? Like that isthat the noise that they make? No,
I'm just saying, like check thatone, check that one check out,
jump on it, jump on it. Are you talking about that you're
gonna jump on it? No?I mean I guess I do. And

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then like I just be like extrasafe because it's different from when you're driving
alone. You're just gonna freaking golike crazy. Now. I think I
actually probably maybe the we're in yourcar with you will you just have safety
than you usually do. Now,Dude, he punches, he punches it.

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How do you what we've all beenin the car when he punches it.
I feel like it's not as badas like what I've been in.
I don't think it's as bad.There was this there was this one time
he punched it and he's like,what are you scared? Are you?

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And I'm like, I don't knowwhat they're talking about, like, yes,
yes, I am nervous. Haveyou since we're the topic of driving,
right, have you ever raced anybodyon the highway? I have,
but I don't follow through because Idon't want to die, So I started,
So have you been? They're liketrying to do the race and I'm

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like, all right, so haveyou ever zipped in and out of traffic?
Like like have by myself? Ido it all the time high speed
hm hm, dude, I'll bepushing one hundred hundred five. Gosh,
it's risking your life. It's noteven that bad, Civic, it's not
even that bad. Damn. Whatabout you? May you know people think

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that I don't be like driving fast, but I was driving when people give
in the car on me and They'relike, d you drive fast? I'm
like earlier, I don't know what. So do I drive? Do you
drive faster than me? Or doI drive faster than you? I think
Alex is driving No, no,no, only because of the type of
car you have. I would sayyou. But if we had the same

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car, then I would say me, damn, you haven't seen me drive.
I have not. Remember Alex getshome safely? Do I not?
Do I not? But you don't. It's not it's not the same.
How is it not the same.You don't have to drive the same distance.
That's what I'm saying. And also, no, actually on that road,

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that's my show. People just likethey want to race you. You're
just just like going to the likethe speed of traffic and people for especially
the trucks. It's always the trucksbecause they have their egos up their booty
hoole, Yes they do. Theyalways want to pass you. And me
being petty like, let me putthis thing in sports mode and humble them

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real quick, because he's gonna tryand race me. But he's in a
truck. I'm in a civic.My guy, you're not beating me,
he said, You're not beating Shoot, you ain't beating me, Bro.
I don't think anybody wants to racemy car. I would smoke a civic
bro again because of the type ofcar that you drive. Yes, I
would say you, But if wehad the same car, I would smoke

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you. I'm a great driver.I am too. Okay, but this
isn't a fair. How many yearsof driving you've had have you gotten?
I've been a live longer than you, So me, I have more experience
with Jackass, I didn't finish damn, he got more experienced on it.
Nilitary have you gotten in any accidents? I have? I have. My

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last car got totaled. I havegotten zero. The only zero I got
in was like I ran into someonein the parking lot, like I was
parking, and then I ran intoa parked car. All right, So

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I have two theories. Okay,you're the one that crashed. The first
theory is that I was wearing sandals, and I think, like Mike,
he got caught in the brick andit just you know what. The second
theory is that I don't know.My car was just freaking old and it
just went. I didn't want itto go, and it literally crashed in

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front of the car and then itlike shattered everything. And then the guy
who won the car was working acrossthe street at Papa John's, and I
felt so bad. Bron He cameout and he was like, are you
okay? And I was like I'mokay, Like did your insurance go?
I was under my dad's insurance thattime. So so the thing is is
like the reason the reason I wasthere was because I was planning to get

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my toes done. I was like, this just went to shambles, bro
Like at this DA was probably justlike I want to punch my girl.
Did you reproach this to insurance?What did you report this to insurance?
To my dad's But like once Iwas on my own, like, you
know I had a clean record,you know it never happened. I told

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him no, technically, I toldit's under her dad. I told him
I had no accident. It wouldshow up on her dad's record. That's
what I told him. I toldthem that, man, you're out of
pocket for that. Yeah, Ihave like on that what is it called?

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Like the what was it thing youtold me about the zero accident thing?
Accident forgiveness? Yes, Eric toldme about them. I was like,
yes, accident. I gotta say. The fact that insurance companies offer
that is insane to me. Imean, one accident. They don't make

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money off accident. Well, theydo off the monthly premium that you pay
for the accident forgiveness. But youget into an accident, they forgive that
because it's like one accident, likeit should, like you know, one
accident shouldn't like derail your whole youknow what I mean? Yes, it
should should if you're at fault.Absolutely, I mean if you're at fault.

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I mean but like you can't youcan't eliminate human error, Like yeah,
you can know because things are drivingokay, But there's gonna be a
day where just like you're just offor whatever, you know, life happened
and you just you just f upand you know it's it's your it's your
fault. Yeah, but you justthings happen. H we get it.

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You have a charger, bro,No, that's not that's not the point
I'm trying to make. You havea charger, bro, may shut your
mouth. Damn, that's what Ithought. That's not the point I'm trying
to make. It's just if youdrive safe, you'll be all right.
I'm not saying I told you toshut your mouth. Mane, that's crazy.

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I got caught up that I'm agrandma driver, like I'm in g
t A driving, Like we're nottalking about gt I'm just saying, you
know what, Wait, wait,do you follow the street rules in g
t A? Because I'd be doingwhen I'm bored. When I'm bored?
Do you play g T A onPC or P S three, p S

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four? And you know, speakingof g t A, you guys hear
about g t A six, thatfreaking trailer, that game will be so
life changing. The fact that wegot to wait two more years, and
it looks that because it's my guy, it's not two years, it's twenty

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twenty four, twenty five, twentytwenty five minutes now. You didn't see
the trailer. I thought it's atwenty twenty five. Let me look it
up right now, right now sixGT six GTA six release will be a
life changing technological advancement in our society. And it's a freaking game, my

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guy. Let's see from rock Staryou're right, twenty twenty SAT. The
game will be released in September twentytwenty five. I know what I'm talking.
That's crazy. Why is this sofar away and it looks amazing?
Do you realize what technological advances they'repushing with this console, which is going

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to introduce new questions for the newconsole. I'm just saying, imagine the
strip clips A strip are already likeyeah, but now they're outdated, But
imagine these how do you know?What do you mean? I was in
them? But she can't go tothe strip club? No, damn,

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that's racist, racist. I thinkthe word there you go. GT six
those crazy. They're saying that onceit releases, it's gonna take a year
for PC players to get so likemaybe should get a console? Absolutely not.
But the thing I'm concerned about asa PC player is how freaking big

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the game is going to be.It's gonna be a lot. I would
I would say the same size asCall of Duty more and that's and that's
big, more, more more thanthat. I mean, okay, yes,
but I'm saying it's not gonna besmaller than that Call of Duty file.
Are you talking about the map?Just the game entire game, which

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yes includes the map, because asa PC player, it's completely different than
having like a PlayStation or XPOX.We're better, No, actually better,
pieces better, Why dude? Theycan hold so much RAM and you can
customize it to handle whatever you wantedto handle, like, for example,
for GTA five, there is amodification that you can install on your PC

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to become like a police officer.You can add like different custom cars.
You can like make the game lookbetter on like PlayStation or Xbox. You
can't do that. You only cando that in PC. Well, actually,
actually with the PS five you coulddo that, is it just like
not to the extent of the withthe PSU, the new version of PS

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five, this is like a subversion. Now it makes it easier for you
to take out the parts that youwant to switch out and allow you to
do things like that. So Ithink PS five specifically wants to be more
flexible in terms of parts and modifications. So you're telling me you can so
they can be on par with PC. On the PlayStation, you can add

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a real life Dodge charger onto thatgame with yeah, actually yes, with
the new one, the current thecurrent gen like the original one, No,
the newer one that's coming out,yes, interesting, Yeah, And
who's to say the Pro, becausethe one that they're coming out with is
not the Pro, it's the SLIM. So does it just have like more

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settings or is it just like likefor example, like when you're customizing your
car and stuff, you can justadd more like what do you mean are
you saying like in game or likehardware in game? Well, yeah,
if you change out like the hardware, it gives you more options to do
something within the game, which isthe software. So if you switch out
like you said, let's just saythe graphics card to handle more, Yeah,

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you could do more with with howit looks. So you can do
that with the PC. PC.Yes, So with a PC if you
wanted to, Like so in GrandTheft Auto, you can replace they have
generic cars, so they can't havelike an actual Dodge car, an actual
car. It can look like it, but they can't have the logo the

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exactly and they can't they can't makeit look exactly look like it. With
PC, you can go in thereand literally replace all the cars with the
actual car that they are. Soyou can replace like a fake charge Dodge
charger with an actual on, afake Jeep with an actual Jeep, fake
Civic with the actual Civic can makeit look realistic. Stuff like that.
I mean, at that point,the company that created the game can't be

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sued because they didn't put out thatproduct. That's not what they're selling.
Okay, I don't know that.Yeah, so PC is better. That's
why I have a PC gaming doesn'twise No, because you can plug in
a regular controller in the PC.Cont We just want to be like different,
you know what I'm saying, Likewe're we're just better, you know

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PC? Yeah, So when didyou become a PC player? Me?
Him or me? He's not aPC player? I actually am? Are
you really? I just I don'tmodify my stuff like you have a Steam
I do? Hey, bro,all right, so when did you become
a PC player? When I waslike fifteen? So when did you like

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realize like it was better because ofNo? When I realized it was better,
actually was because of GTA actually becausethat's where g T A four that.
Yeah, that's where most of themods would take place because you could
do so much with that game,you know what I'm saying. So when

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I became a Steam player? Explainwhat a steam? Steam? Steam is
a company that sells you games sospecifically for PCs. Yeah, So it's
like but at the enda, it'slike what a meta is, Like they
have they have their store of theVR games that but for PC. Yeah.

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But but Steam literally has everything.So if you had like like the
first gen Oculus, the one thatyou needed to get the sensors and everything,
you can download games for VR anddo all these mods on those if
you wanted to and play that,and it would be better. You can
make games that aren't meant for VR. You can make them VR if you

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wanted to do a mod on them, which is crazy. But Steam literally
has everything. Steam literally has everything. But I just I just obviously I
didn't mod my I didn't make anymodifications to my PC at all. So
I just stuck with the stock andI was just like, I'm too lazy
and young to have the patience tomake any modifications. So I just bought

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a PlayStation and you know, easierroute. Yeah, and then the games
were not bad, you know what. True, So I didn't have any
complaints. I didn't feel the needto do that. I went with it
and I stuck with it ever since. But this guy, what about this
guy? Twenty thirteen is when Igot my first Gaming PC GT four was

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the game that really like, Wow, you can modify everything. You can
do this and that that you can'tdo on the console. So I was
like, hey, why don't webuy a PC? And that's what I
did. So you did mm hmm. So was there like anyone that you
saw doing it and then you werelike, oh, let me try it
or like it was just like Imean, I guess that's how everything is,

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Like you see someone doing it andthen you're like, oh, let
me see if I can do it. Mm hmm. Yeah. Actually,
yeah, that's literally how it ispretty much. I mean personally for me,
I will always think that PC isvery much so than console boo.

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I mean, what's the real differencebetween the console and the PC? Because
the fact that you can connect yourcontroller to the PC, I mean you
might as well just like get aconsole, you might as well just play.
That's the thing, because sometimes there'scertain PCs out there that run better

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than the console, like they won'tlag mm hmm exactly. But that's modifications.
No, it depends. It dependson kind of computer you have,
with kind of graphics cards you have. So if you have a good ass
graphics card or good ass, RAM, But you don't have to worry about
that with console. Yeah, that'salready there. It's going to keep up.

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The quality sucks. How does thissuck? Because you gotta you gotta
go out. If your PC doesn'tmatch with the console, you gotta go
out, get the park, comeback, install it. The consoles gonna
compete with a PC anytime of day. Okay. The only thing that changes
with a PC and a console isthe type of control that you're using.
Okay, because if you're using akeyboard in a mouse, that's laser pointing

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in terms of a shooter. Okay, it's gonna be harder for the console.
But you if you want to playfair, you gotta go get a
controller to connect to your PC.Fun fact, though, when it comes
to like doing stuff with your likeremote or excuse me, your mouse and
your keyboard, it's a lot harder. It's harder. It's harder. I

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think you just gotta get used toit. No, it's harder because with
your keyboard you're using like w ASDto move for example, like the first
First person shooter, you have tofigure out how to move, and then
you have to figure out how toaim it's harder just point and shoot.
I mean, if you've done itfor a while, I feel like it'll
become like because when I first starteddoing PC gaming, I was doing first

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person shooters with like a controller.And then my friends were like, like
my online friends, but like,why the hell are you using a controller.
I'm like, what do you meanYou're supposed to use your keyboard and
mouse. I'm like, I don'tknow. It's too hard for me exactly.
And then I eventually ended up learninghow to use my keyboard. So
it is better. It's it's better, but it's harder. I guess.

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I'd say for certain games it's easier. Absolutely great. FPCA, okay,
whatever, whatever, whatever coming up. I have a story about an uber
driver here in d C. Iknow I opened up in the first hour,
so I'll talk about that coming up. And this is my seltzer Water.

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It's like, what the hell wasthat coming up here on the show.
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Welcome to the second hour of theshow. My name is Eric here
going to I'm feeling good. I'mfeeling good, and we're here on Thursday,
Thursday. It's about to be theweekend. Yes, I can I
can't wait. Thursday is a dirtyteas. It's a dirty teas because it's
about to be Friday, but it'snot. And you want it to be
Saturday, but it's not. Iagree, because you're not even that Friday

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yet. I freaking agree, brokethe most. Maybe, Yes, I'm
good, I am your grout,looking forward to like Friday, looking forward
to like Friday. Yeah to likeFriday. Something like Friday, Like something
like Friday, you know, drinking, you know, maybe she's trying to

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get you know, bringing in youknow, Christmas. We need to get
into the Christmas spirit more, youknow what I'm saying, and then get
ready for New Year's and they goback to work and how can we how
can we get in the spirit?Put the puts the music, but pleast
not that bro phileas not at leastyou know the song like the whole song

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any something like that. You're ready, We're gonna test Alex first, put
hands up, chand not that flysnap goddamn singing like fairly snap, but
I sped on and joy fairly saythat at least snap at least not please,

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at least not that we go tobring that up Christmas. I want
to issue a marry Christmas. Iwant that way you are merry Christmas.
But the bottom I want you aremerry Christmas. I want to marry Christmas.

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I want to where you are merryChristmas. The bottom a Fanish Christmas.
It's like when you're trying to saySpanish like this song is goaded.

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My man is just like a mortalbecause of the song. Yeah, this
is only that this is the onlySpanish Christmas song, right no, no,
no, because there's a friend rightname semen your name? I wonder

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away to burial, borrow ahead,no come in come. I don't know,
I don't know. So I justimagine Shrek on his donkey like with

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rainbows coming out of his ass,going like light speed. You've seen that,
you've seen that video anyways and othernews. What do you guys think
about doing like Uber eats, doordash shu. I think it has its
benefits, though it can be dangerousdepending on where you live or where you're

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delivering. Actually, I feel like, you know, it's extra money and
it is annoying delivery, Like youknow, you gotta like go to the
place you're getting picking up the foodfrom, and then you gotta go to

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the places the person's house. Andthen I'm not gonna lie like you hated
or I don't know, have youtried it? Have you ever tried it?
What Uber eats or door dash orsome horse? Which one you've doth
door dashed? And I've just recentlybeen doing in Oh how is that?

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By the way, insta you canmake good money off of that. Bro
I delivered like a fifteen dollars orderand I got a thirty dollars tip.
Oh damn. That's why. What'swhat's insta cart? Like, what's what's
the difference? You Like, goto grocery stores and you're like you're literally
shopping for people, like you're you'repicking up the stuff off the shelves,
scanning it. Yeah, you're doingall that. It's a lot, so

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I can understand. It's not likethe grocery store doesn't like, no prepare
for you, No, you gottado it yourself. So you're constantly grocery
shopping. Yeah, but it's lowkey kind of fun, like you know,
you're searching, you know what Imean, you're on a hunt.
Damn what if they don't have it? Then you got you gotta talk to
the customer, Okay, do youwant to replacement? What do you want
to replace it with? And ifthey don't want to replacement, they just

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get refunded. It's not a bigdeal, yeap. The only thing is
like when you're like trying, liketoday, I was actually door dashing and
now I mean insta really yeah nice, and I could have found I couldn't
find freaking sour crat, Like itwas just like nonexistential. And then the
freaking the worker couldn't find it exceptit was in like in the bag and

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they wanted it in the jar.But it worked out. They were just
picking picky, so it worked outat the end of the day. But
then, yeah, they give mea tip. So honestly, I feel
like the tips is where you're gettingyour most money at because I know Uber
eights does like a base rate does. Instacart also do a base rate,

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uh not counting. It's like it'scalled like a batch earnings, and then
you do your like your tips,so to give you like your batch earnings
plus your tips. But then ofcourse they can always tip you more at
the end, like after the delivery. So the reason why I bring this
up is because thieves targeted a womanworking as an Uber each driver here in
DC. They stole her work carin her personal car in the same day.

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I just I feel so bad forthat woman. Yeah, so she
according to this article right here,she got one of her cars back,
but it was riddled with bullet holesand full of casings. The other car
is still gone. So the woman, who is not being identified at this
moment, she was at Union Marketin Northeast DC the morning of November seventeenth,

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when her Hyundai Go Figure was usedto drive for Uber eight it was
stolen. The keys to her secondcar, Alexis were inside, along the
that's the first red flag were inside, along with something bearing her address.
Well within a matter of moments oftime, about ten to fifteen minutes of
them taking her Hondai, they cameto her home and got her second car

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Eleven days later, she received aletter from a towing company saying that her
Lexus was found and abandoned on astreet in Capital Heights and towed to an
ampound lot. The letter instructed herto come get her car and bring four
hundred and sixty three dollars for storagefees. The lady said, yeah,
The lady said, she pissed forher. She asked if it was drivable,

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was it even worth for her tocome down and get it, because
you know, you think that carstolen gets you know, crash damaged,
can't drive it. So they werelike, well, we'll talk to you
when you get here with that fourhundred and sixty three dollars. I absolutely
detest towing companies for that reason.How the freak am I supposed to control

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that? And you're gonna charge mefour hundred dollars because of somebody else's stupidity
and you have to go and getit, So I have to compensate you
for for compensating for somebody else's toLike, we both have to suffer for
these criminals doing what they did,right, But you're throwing me under the
YopE, great, he said tome, as you let me ask you

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how many times have you got to? Once? Once? Once? Zero?
Because I had parked within So youknow how, like each there's certain
places where they have like a timelimit for how when you can park there.
So I had parked there and sothey hadn't waited too much longer.

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After the time limit had expired,they took my car. I come out
and find my car. It's notthere, no more dints coins, no,
because there's a time limit that youcan park there, and you put
the limit. It was like,you're not you're not you're not paying,
Like the sign says, how dothey know? Because they are looking for

(35:42):
people that are going to stay there, bro And it's like the moment,
the moment that the time expires,they can take whoever they want legally,
you know what I'm saying. Sothey didn't even give me a chance to
come outside get my car and leave. No, they took it. I
come outside, it's not there,no more. Where the frick is it?
Well it's not. It's not theones that it's not the ones that
you pay. So you know how, like the sign says, like you

(36:02):
are parking for you oh no,no, no, from this time to
this time, you can't park hereany other time you can. So my
question is, was that on you? Did you know? I mean I
parked there, and sure I wentover the limit, but it's not like
I stayed there all night to likepurposely like they're not gonna I mean you

(36:23):
stayed over the over the limits Okay, five minutes? Yes? Tell me
if that happened to you, youwouldn't be mad. I have like five
minutes. I would be like,you come outside and they're charging you five
hundred dollars. Let me let mesay some lim come get your car,
let me say something, be likeGod, damn it. I mean I
would be pissed. But like so, like you know, the time limit

(36:45):
you're saying, boy to your friendsis all right now I gotta go.
I'm about to. I'm about they'reabout to tell my car. I gotta
go. You get there? Yourcar's not there? Yeah, I'd be
like sick. You'll be sick.I'd be like, what the hell hasn't
even been that long? Bro?What I'm literally leaving right now? My

(37:07):
car is not here? Where isit? Bro? I mean I'm just
saying I don't know, I don'tknow. There is a man with his
charger broke. You need to getyour target charger. Two. Don't say
this, just listen. I willadmit that I have parked my car in

(37:30):
like a meter zone and I haven'tput coins in it. They're probably like,
this is a this is a policecar. Let me not disturb it.
Actually, right? What can Isay? You just buy you know
what car? That's a car that'ssupposed to fit a police car. What
can I say? He's like,Wow, this guy has it too good.

(37:57):
I don't have it too good becausethis car, the car I have
is it wouldn't have been quite frequentlystolen. I would steal your car,
Hey, do donuts on it?Quite lit. I feel like if if
I got the car that I wanted, the Challenger, it wouldn't be any

(38:17):
better. Oh, it'd be theexact same. That's That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, you should get acriminal version of your car. You
should absolutely absolutely go to the Dodgedealership, trade in your car and get
a Challenger. I mean, it'dbe very satisfying. We can in terms
of crime, No, I don'twant to. We can match you have
a you have a charger though,Yeah, brothers, we're cousins. There'll

(38:42):
be brothers. Actually, get right, long lost brothers, long lost brothers.
Get it right. That demon,that that challenger demon, that's overkill,
that's overkill. That thing is sexy, sexy when it pursed. Oh
my god, oh my sexy monsex god. Coming up? What do

(39:09):
you have me coming up? Lookat the thing, look at the tangle.
It's when when? When? When? Opposite way. I'm on the
page here, I have I havea question questions. Go ahead, we

(39:29):
can talk about that coming up.You're going to give you the question,
all right. So the question isare you guilty of checking your phone while
driving? Absolutely? What to answer? What's the next question? The next
question is we'll answer both of them. Is upgrading to the next iPhone?

(39:51):
Worth it? It's coming up here? And Roy royo Roy, thank you
for having us on from Washington,DC. Thank you for having to me
that Femi on your radio twenty forsome of the tune in radio app Honestly

(40:12):
AMP and our podcast I Heeart Radiokey word Throat. My name is Eric
and Magelene. You had a questionfor us. Yes, the first question
is are you guilty of checking yourphone while driving? Let me go ahead

(40:35):
and answer that for you. YesI am, and just because why not.
You're supposed to keep you as onthe road, You're supposed I do
it all the time, all thetime. How many times, like every
day? Like too many times?Too many times? Absolutely, you know
what I do because my car haslike the like the lane assistant. Just

(41:00):
turn it on and you could likecheck your phone. It'll like, you
know, steer for you in away. I don't even do that.
I just do this. This gotthe wheel right here. Yeah, you
gotta steer to some degree, butthis is me right here. What is
it? Is it called m bidextress? What is it called when you're like

(41:22):
you can use both pants at thesame time? What does it all?
It's not multidexterous. I feel likethat's something close to what Alex I think
it's what may You're wrong? You'realways wrong. Let's see. You literally
got blown out the last time wedid the song challenge in the show.
Wow, that was cool. I'mjust saying, yeah, personally, for

(41:46):
me, I do use my phonewhen I drive. It's ambidextrous. You
I do use my phone when Idrive? Do you? Yeah? I
shouldn't though, because like I havethis app on my phone for my insurance.
That like they track your phone,so, like what kind of interest
you So it literally tells me likeyou have a zero streak, Like you

(42:10):
know, I'm like, damn,all does the same thing. Yeah.
They give you a bonus if you'resafe. Yeah, like and they literally
track like if I stop, ifI break hard, if I you know,
go to Yeah, I can't.I can't do those programs. Absolutely.
It's to save money. Like that'sthe only reason. May I have

(42:30):
a question for you, and Ihope you can answer this. You don't
have to if you don't want to. How much you pay for insurance every
month? Like I think like twohundred more than fifty less than two fifteen?
You damn, we got a goodWell he's driven more than us me.

(42:52):
I'm also I'm about to less lessaccidents. Bro on my stuff,
Bro me too. I'm paying abouttwo twelve damn could it be me?
Yeah, I'm like a little bitless less. But you're using that stupid
program. I'm not using that program. I didn't use that program. It
would have been like three hundred dollars. I'm not using that program. That's

(43:14):
the military discount. See that's anotherthing. That I'd be trying to look
for, like I'd be trying tolook for organizations that I'm a part of.
I'm like, I'm not a partof any of these. You could
you in the military, but I'mstill gonna look. You could do in
the military. Discount you could doin the military. Yeah, I was
like, maybe I can use Eric'sdiscount. You'd have to be on my
plan. I feel like she's askinggive me money. I don't know what

(43:44):
that means. I know what isthis? He did that and this is
money? Give me money? Thisis something else. This is not money,
bro, this is something else.Also, No, no, from
this that was that was he wasdoing that right, No, he was
doing this. He was like,what the hell is wrong with me?

(44:09):
Is a lot of fondling of sacksand then fingers putting fingers to fingers up
and waggling them really fast to much. I couldn't understand the signals may is
tripping yesterday and today, Man,I can't. I can't understand what the
hell is wrong with me? Alot I don't know. I don't even

(44:34):
know what we were talking about insuranceanyway. My second question was, is
upgrading like to the newest iPhone withit? No, no, And I
used to be one of those WhyI used to be one of those persons
peoples that would upgrade every year.It's not worth it. Why it's not

(44:58):
every freaking phone that think about it. You know you already know that Apple
like makes the older iPhone super slow. They do it on personal iPhone.
So it's like, all right,but what number are we on? Fifteen?
Fifteen? Year? Wait, whatwe're not from fifteen? The iPhone
fifteen him out already, Yes,really, that's the current one. I

(45:20):
have the iPhone twelve. I havethe fourteen Chromacs and this guy holds up
compared to other like iPhones I've hadfor multiple years. This one has lasted
me the longest, and it's notshowing any signs of slowing down. I'm
not gonna lie. The camera qualityis still up there. You got your
phone on you. I think thecamera and everything else is like fine.

(45:42):
I think it's just like the likehow you have thirteen, I have fourteen,
fourteen Pico, go to your phone, go to your settings, let
me know when you're there. We'regonna go battery well, battery, yeah,
that's right, that's where they beatme. But all right, scroll
all the way until you get tobattery mm hmm, go to battery health

(46:09):
in charging. What is your maximumcapacity? Eighty six? What? That's
pretty good? That is pretty goodbecause I'm at eighty eight and I have
that from fourteen that this thing holdsup. Let me see look mind,
because there's just the fourteen. Mineis the fourteen too. Also, I

(46:32):
just got this one like kind oflike recently kend of because like how long
I remember I told you? DidI tell you guys that like my phone
broke? Yeah? Packed, yeah, that was like the beginning of the
year. Okay, yeah, thatI got this last year, towards the
beginning of the y'all are peasants,Rod, y'all are peasants to me?
What bow down to my phone?You're right because you're from puling it down.

(46:57):
That's crazy. Eighty eight percent ismy maximum capacity? Your mine's one
hundred. She's like, couldn't beme. I didn't even know I had
a hundred. May do you everknow anything? Give it a couple of
years, She'll be humble. Ihave no space though, Like I'm running

(47:17):
out of space. Buy more storage. Yeah, I do that. Pay
like ninety nine cents of like Ijust need to delete pictures and just like
transfer it to like a hard driver. But why do that when you can
just buy more stores? Because it'slike then more will accumulate and then I'll
just have so much pictures, Likeright now, I have eleven thousand pictures?

(47:39):
Like why Jesus Christ, send mesomething? I have a hard drive.
We can you know, keep itsafe. You won't have to worry
about that. Me. Let mesee, I have three thousand photos.
Where do you see that? Juston the album? Eleven thousand pictures?

(48:01):
I have freaking a thousand and onehundred and sixty five videos were going off
for recents or we're going off withreasons. You have a lot, Jesus
Christ, I didn't even look atit. Ten thousand, three hundred.
You're just like me, Bro,how many videos we have that I don't

(48:23):
know? Just scroll down, likego to scroll down to when you go
to albums and you just scroll down, Oh, okay, videos have thirty
three? How two thirty three?Okay? Two thousand, five hundred and
fifty seven. You have more thanme. I have a thousands, one
hundred and sixty may Every day Ifind that we have more and more things

(48:45):
in common you date. I.I just have so many videos I don't
want to delete. Like, youknow what my problem is. I take
a video and I save it multipletimes because I have this thing where I'm
just like, I'm about to messup and this is the perfect video and
if I don't save it right now, it's lost forever. So I save

(49:05):
it so many times, and thenI never go back to delete them.
You need to go to your duplicatesand delete them. How do you do
that? Just scroll all the wayto the bottom. Duplicates literally, it
says duplicates literally? Is it?Wow? How many duplicates do you have
to I don't want to share mine. I don't want to share I have

(49:25):
forty nine, geez duplicates. Idefinitely don't want to share mine. You
have a thousand, one hundred atleast one hundred and thirteen. Look at
you save? Like I said,I just I just be doing that,
yeah, because you never know youwant to save it, you know,
save it extra two times just incase. And then there's times where I

(49:49):
will press save and then I wouldget distracted and come back and I'm like,
wait, did I save this?Save it again? Just think to
cover your back because you never know. I like that. Yeah, so
my phone is better than both theelse. Relax, buddy, relax man,

(50:10):
can you go kick his ass?What? No? Please? Hey,
I'm trained. Stop train for whatfor? The for the smoke,
all the smoke, all the smoke, smoke whatever. Well, thank you
guys so much for joining us thisafternoon. We truly do appreciate it.

(50:30):
We'll be on here next week afterChristmas Day, yes, because Christmas is
on our Monday, so we'll beWe'll be on are Tuesday, Wednesday and
Thursday. So Happy early Christmas toeveryone that celebrates, and happy Holidays to
those who don't. Y ying gobell, he can go all the way?
Maybe lean What do you have Ihave or what do you want to

(50:52):
say I should say? I justwant to say, like, happy early
Christmas, Eve, and happy Christmasand oh she's not done, hope are
your dreams come true? I wantto say thank Lord for letting us to

(51:13):
get to this point to say MerryChristmas one more time during the year.
You know what I'm saying, Shoutout to all the families and even if
you're going through it, you knowwhat I'm saying. Merry Christmas is gonna
be It's gonna be a new yearsoon. You gotta keep pushing, you
know what I'm saying. You're gonnamake it some day. If you give
up, you'll never get there,you know what I'm saying. So Merry
Christmas, and your real gift isreally the fact that we're still living.

(51:36):
You know, crappy. I'd bethinking that every day and I'm like,
damn, I'm still alive. Thankyou, Jesus, thank you, thank
you Jeseus. Hallelujah word and alsothank you for tuning in to it.
Let that royal, because our giftis the fact that you're listening to us
right now, you know what I'msaying. So you know, thank you
for tuning in for the whole year. And here's to another year that you

(51:58):
better tune in. So another HolyMary creamer, Marry Creamer. H