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You're on air with Hell the Show. Oh my god, I would like
to welcome you to the greatest showof the all to ever hit the airwaves.
We got Eric Chavis behind the boardwhat was Good, and our other

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co host may Believe, the Dominican, the Dominican and of course the greatest
of them all, Relico Swatty,and we are this show. Yes,

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thank you, thank you for theintro. We truly appreciate it. Thank
you. Thank you. M verywelcome. You're very welcome. Hi don't
doing today? My bliin. Hidon't doing em good? Are you grout?
I am groot cool like I wasjust like, okay, cool almost
us. I'm also still so welike to hear. That's what we like

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to hear, feeling you drink youryou break your sobriety. No to day
nine, day ten. Now,we're not gonna do the thing. We
just can't. We're gonna come back. We're still we're still on the cleanse

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right now. We're gonna come backnext week and be like, Yeah,
something's gonna I think he's gonna savehimself for next week birth birthday. Mm
hmmmm. That is precisely the plan. Well, your birthday too, you're
gonna get trashed. Well, Iwould actually teal I will break it with
her birthday and just continue with mybirthday. Does not even rest that one

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day now, I would rest thatone day. Are you gonna get trashed?
Are we getting I don't know tobe determined. My only request is
that Mabelne takes me home. Whatif you take her home? That is
a request you don't even have toask for. Bro tbd t b d

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t bd. What were you talkingabout? We were talking about breaking?
How did I know he was gonnado that? No? I didn't say
it the way you said it.It was a lower key, it was
a leg. Yeah, you didn'tcatch me, but it's gonna catch me.

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You didn't catch him slipping. Ican go lower than you. I
couldn't go lower than you. No, that's scary rush right. You know
you sound like you sound like thatguy that's on Jake's song in the TSU
song. Oh I know which whenyou're talking about that, please you play

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we're just partying personnows and ship thatguy. Okay, okay, I got
up freaking we back, we back, we back, just busting up.

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What's up, ladies, what's upladies, what's baby cars baby? What's
up? Taller ladies on the dofieoutside shoutside, what side? What's up
in based city? Based city?What's up to all the ladies? And

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Louisa Louisalla, what's up to allthe ladies in Dallas Dalla sub to all
them all? Stu Marshall, yougotta sound, you gotta do like a

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Dunken sa and what's up to allthe ladies? And the wee h.
We're gonna continue with the show you'reon dv FM, no cast meteorol just
coming up today on the show.I can't I can't get it. Kind

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of hurts when you keep doing it, Like if you got you gotta open
up the diaphram. That's what youneed to do. Listen, mabeling.
And this is what we're gonna docoming up in the show. We we
We're gonna answer things questions that youhave about us. Doesn't even doesn't sound
I know, I lost it.Don't make me laugh. Don't look at

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it, bro, that's not evenlooking at me. Well yes it is,
because look at you start laughing.Just hearing you. I'm not even
looking at you, just hearing you. Guys laughing, all laugh coming up,

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we're stupid to that humped Coming up, We're gonna answer question come up,
We're gonna answer questions that you guyswant to know about us, get
to know what's better? Right,what type of questions we realize today before
the show, right, we realizedthat you guys don't know much about us

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or about what we like or youknow. I think I've been pretty clear
about that. That's just me.We know you, we know you like
me. That's not okay, that'swhat we know. I guess it.
But more things sat the ladies,More things on a personal level of what
kind of so do you like?What's your favorite restaurant? And things like

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that, because I know I wasgonna say the viewers, I know the
listeners I want to listen to thathere on and the favorite show that you
call Hello THO, shout out toall the ladies out in Moco Silver Spring,
Silver Spring, We out here andg Berg, what's up? All

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the ladies out g Town, allmy ladies out And I already says that
d mat, darncetown, Moco threeor on, what's up? Won't be

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back? I can't And we areback on this on this day, okay,

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the problem day. So, asI previously stated before, we went
with music in the weather report andthen more music. I think I don't
know. I don't remember, eventhough it was five minutes ago. Either
way, what I said was thelisteners don't know what's on a personal level
like that? How personal we speakinghere? We're speaking in here like the

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things we like, you know,the things that we enjoy, the things
that we would pick. Okay,besides besides our like love stories and you
know, everything that we've confessed,even though it's pretty personal. But I
feel like we've spoken about food,but the more personal stuff like I don't
know what your favorite soda is?You know what I mean? Okay,

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So if I don't think it is. If I don't know what your favorite
soda is, how are the listenersgonna know what your favorite? What do
you mean? Doctor pepper? AmI right? I guess? I don't
know. I don't know. Guessis it right? On the first guess?
But I wasn't gonna say doctor pepperlike a doctor pepper. Yeah,

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I was gonna say coke. Butthen I'm like, nah, she's trying
to be different. So I wasgonna say, PEPSI is like, you
know it's there, or Jerry cokethat's good, Yes, you know,
it's funny. I read something wherepeople boil doctor pepper like warm, make
it warm, not boil, butmake it warm, and it helps with

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like your throat when you're sick.You drink it because of the I don't
know that's what I read. Ihaven't tried it, but apparently it works
and apparently it's good too. Justputting that out there probably tastes like tile
and all. Don't you just likeboiling sugar? Well, essentially, I
didn't mean say boil. I getit warm, not boiling warm like tea

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for example. M M. Isn'tthat kind of boiling? Yes, you're
boiling the tea bag, but you'relike, I'm saying, it doesn't have
to be boiling the doctor pepper,just boiling SODA's just that idea just kind
of creased me up. No,it's weird, Yeah, but apparently it
works and it tastes good. I'mjust putting that. What's my favorite?
So what's my favorite? So fanta? Okay? Why phantom? Oh no,

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it's not fanta, damn, letme guess. Let me, guess
she's looking straight into your soul.She's trying to avoid I contro she's trying
not to fall in love here,Bro, I know that, and she's
trying to keep a professional. I'mtrying to think. You have to think
with your eyes closed because when you'renot even looking at him to guess what.

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Okay, she's trying what did hedrink? I'm trying to I'm trying
to remember, like the times thatI've seen you with the soda, like
what you've been drinking. I feellike he doesn't drink soda like that though,
Yeah, but when he does,like actually, really I enjoy a
nice crispy soda, this crispy cold. So I feel like it's a coke.

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Now, it's a coke. It'sa coke, a cook? Are
you sure? What do you think? I don't think it's I already told
you. Would you say he's not? Want to guess again because tequila sprites.
I feel like I've seen a cokein your hand. It's a coke,
exactly, Bro, what's mine?Mine is easy? I guess yours?

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Sprite? No, No, it'sit's a PEPSI no, a coke?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, I'm going gingerAle. There you go. See he
knows me ginger El. Yeah,you are a ginger old guy. Oh
man, if you don't know whatto give me for my birth Christmas,

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just give me a pack of Giveme a twenty four pack of. God
damning, I bought a twenty fourpack like two weeks ago, and then
go buy another one because I'm almostalmost almost damn. That's crazy, ginger
Ale, Doc, doctor pepper coke. Coke. Can't go wrong with a

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coke. No, you can't cokewith some Mexican food and some tacos,
crispy crop and and no in thecrock in the glass rock. Ain't nobody
talking about rock here? You likeso roc? No, I didn't say
that. So rac is vaka right, it's a yeah. It's a type

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of do you like it? Idon't love it. She's lying, she's
feeling judged. I wasn't just I'venever met anyone that likes Sarah. No,
I've had it like once and itwas like it was the only thing
to drink. She's like, itwas all right, yeah, got me
lit It did his job. Itdid his job. Should get manet all

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right, So what is your favoriterestaurant? Mm hmmm, actually favorite fast
food restaurant will start with that.It's more easier. Yeah, all right,
fast food. I'm not to sayChick fil damn Storm just a good
one. It is. I justsaid she stole it. All right,

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Let's do the top three. GoChick fil A, word McDonald's na,
McDonald's be like, ueah, bathroomb I've noticed she's like, stop calling
me. I'm like, chi,okay. Probably Chipotle. That's fast food.

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It is fast, that's fast casual. This is just counts fast.
All right. That's fast. That'sa restaurant. You can get that in
like five minutes if there's no okay, So let's do Chick fil a,
Chipotle, and Burger King. Nonot since that last time you got sick
from Burger King. I literally wentto Burking the other day. I gotta

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tell you about that file. Chipotle, and I feel like any like place
that sells like what is it called, like the chicken that's like fried grilled,

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no like like and places like thatchicken, yes, Peruvian chicken.
That's a good choice. Yeah,go ahead, that's food. Top three
has to be definitely Checkers, reallythat's the top Checkers is top three.

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Check five guys is up there aswell, and no I forgotten. No,
I try to limit myself. Ihave my reasons, which well I
will not say on there, butbut yeah, checkers five guys and I

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might have to go what does thatmean? Three? Yeah? I need
one more? Why are you stickingit up like that? Like what?
Like that's three? It's three threeor three or three or three or three

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three? This is three or threeway? Three? Hey? The last
one? I still don't say itlike that? Which one do I want
to say? Which one I'm between? You know? I have a I

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wanted to be Subway, but butit's not there. Yeah, that's what
I was thinking too. Yeah,it's like subway does it for me sometimes,
but it's just not there. Itis it is. What's the last
one? He wants to say subwaybut he doesn't. Yeah, even but
no, no, no, Butit was good though, Like I wanted

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to be that, but it's not. It's not that better I'm gonna do.
It's between Popeyes or Good Choice orkf No, what's that agent spot
that paint express? The other onequick Way, quick Way? I'm stick

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between those two. I'm gonna justsay quick take a quick way because Popeye's
is bomb. It is it isgood quick way? All right? So
okay, okay, so would yousay Checkers, five guys and quick Way?
I probably switch out the five guys, switch out the five guys.

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I don't know. Their burgers arebomb. Five guys is mad. It's
so expensive for no reason. It'sjust so bomb. But the portions are
so small. So like between fiveguys and Checkers, which you can?
You still take peanuts from five guys. Just grab the nuts, just a
handful of nuts. Nice mine,Chick fil A Jersey mics. Oh that's

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a good one. That's a goodone. I have my third one.
I just forgot God damn it isit not Chipotle? No, it's not
Cava, it's not Subway, it'snot Popeye's, it's not Wendy, it's
not burking Taco Bell. This guyloves talking really Taco Bell. All right.

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I mean I can't go around witha couple of chicken chilopas. Dude,
they're nacho fries. Yeah, they'reThat is pretty good. Yeah.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I want to
you should do I want to talkabout tonight. You should they stay open
late. I know, but thelines be long all the time. This

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is so good, laid that becauseall the dunkards come through at that time.
Crash lemon, some tacos. Letme guess some tacos. Okay,
the chicken sho loop? Can Iget up? Get up? Get up?
Can get up? They had showtalk house. I go high up?

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Hell a hell? Can I geta come on? High up?
Yo? Now high up? Yougotta lie yo? Is more up?
Just get some tall You'll pay yousoft hard, softer hard, stop playing

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so hard, shake and shu please, we're all out, so now get
on my line. Get on myline. At that point, you just
put up to the windows. Startbeating his ass. You talking to you?
Might? You can talk, mate? What's your go to Chick fil

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A order? When you go?I just get like a Chick fil a
sandwich, that's it, with friesand a drink. If I'm spelling,
if I'm spilling, if I'm feelinglike extra, I'll get like a milkshake.
The milkshake is good there. I'venever had it, but I've been
looking at it every time. They'regood milkshaking. I don't think it's pretty

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good. I just get regular vanilla. Have you tried their Have you tried
their frosted lemonade? Did you hurtyourself? Were disrespecting? Answer my question?
Have you had the frosted lemonade?Answer the question. Really, it's
just lemonade with vanilla ice cream,lemonade with vanilla ice cream. I remember

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when I had a free frostate fromYeah, congratulations, like the little key
chain thing. They still saw them. I don't go anywhere. I think.
I like the shakes from that place, the red roof place, red
roof in what you that's us?No, No, I'm not trying to

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go into that cesspool of diseases overthere. Bro. People have died in
that place, mate, legal thingsgoing on in there. Bro, don't
go in there. No, I'venever been. I just I know from
sources. Sources revealed you sound alittle over there. He said, I
know what you been doing on Youain't knowing me? All true? Are

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the rooms? How much are they? No? I don't know that free
nine free the red roof, theplace we went through we got those shakes,
the ice cream place, Oh,brewsters, brewsters, Yeah, No,
I said, a place with thered roof. That's what I said,

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I have a room. We gotbrewsters before, yes, oh yeah
we did. I remember now.It was like the literally the first time
I've like gone somewhere that wasn't ourjob with you guys. Oh yeah,
because we went right after what Ithink before we're recording right something, recording

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online, recording. But Michelle,somebody had to go to work after had
to go to work. I thinkthere was no three of us had to
go. One was off, wewere off. Yeah, I was definitely
off. So then it was meMichelle had to go to work. Nah.

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Yeah, at least one other personwas off, yeah, you besides
me, Like, at least oneother person was off. No, no,
because if it wasn't one of usworking, it would be the other
one. Sure of us exactly,And there is three to spots me and
so if we wouldn't remember, wewould never work together. So if may

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was, we will together all thetime. What do you mean, but
all the time, Like so ifwe would work the time, No remember,
and I didn't see you for somesome time period because it was you
Michelle and Eric or this one andthis one, this creature right here.
You don't remember I just feel likeI've seen you all, like really like

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a lot, because you like us. I don't remember going too through a
period where I wouldn't see you guys. You would see me, but just
not as often as you would seeMichelle and Eric. You would see them
like all the time. Right,No, because no, because sometimes there
are beloved and bestowed person in chargewould step in, and sometimes I would

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work with our other a beloved personthat was in charge, but she's actually
beloved, right to judge you,I don't know, I mean, but
that was also the weekends too,was it the weekends I only worked,
You're right, right, because Iwould work the long shifts and I only

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see you in the beginning and atthe end because you wouldn't work those days.
Okay, it makes sense. Whydid you accept that schedule? Because
I was like, yo, it'slonger hours and I just get it out
the way, more days off,That's what I would do. Yeah,
I mean I took it. Eventually, you took his right. I offered
it, it was it was accepted, and then the I needed for school

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and then well, events later onoccurred and that had nothing to do with
that, but that was already done. That was already a done deal.
I forgot about that, forgot toYeah, you all forget about me all
the time. I forgot that.We like, Yeah, that's what I
was saying. Exchange. I havebeen a generous god since the beginning of

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talk with no return, no return, no return? What did I get
in return? Release? Okay?Are you feeling some type of way today?
Bro? Okay, Okay, No, I think I'm just getting angry.
That's what's happening. You need somesome sustenance, need some substance,

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may get Can you provide him withsome substances? Substances or sustenance or sex?
I don't know one of those.What did you say? Shut up
to my ladies and shut fredrickun alright, I'm done. I'm done with that.

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We'll be back with more questions becauseI know you guys like it to
know us. Hello, and I'llback with another question. What you got?

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My question is humpty full of questions? What ask away? What?
Mm hmmm? Alright? When youget changed, what is the first thing
you put on? Pants or youmean like everything, everything, everything?

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My boy? What's the second thing? Socks? Pants? Shirt? And
that's all. That's that's more allright, I would boxers shirt, socks
pants, boxers shirt, socks,pants, so boxer shirt and then put

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your socks and then your pants.It's a weird order. We're the complete
opposite. That's what I'm saying becauseI know a lot of people like,
do it? Okay? What aboutyou? What about you? Yeah?
I think I put yeah, yeah, I don't put my like I put
my socks on last, like afterI have everything, even with your pants.

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They do you wear long socks socks? You wear short ones. I
wear long ones. I'm wearing rightnow. Ankle socks. I gotta show
it off. You never wear anklesocks, ever, it's a standard,
bro Is it interesting? They're nottoo short, they're not too short,

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and they're not long. Just likeright over your you're I'm gonna say your
elbow. She got distracted by mylegs right over your ankle, your ankle
bone. So what's your word ofthem? I'd say, like my underwear
and then my bra and then probablya shirt and then pants and then sucks

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if I want. If you want, so you work your way down.
I go up and then I godown. It's literally the exact same as
me without those socks. But it'sokay when she does it. No,
she has to go up because she'sgot a bra. We don't wear her
bras brom. Okay, she canstill put her pants on after. She

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doesn't need to put her shirt onafter that. I'm just saying, but
I feel like, if she's goingup to the bras, you just you
just naturally put it on. Theshirt for I don't know. Yeah,
you got boobs, bro, butno, but that's my point. We
don't got boob. So I gopants first, dan shirt, you know
what I mean? I mean thepants last for me. I don't know.

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My man is doing the helicopter inthe mirror. This yeah, what
else? All right? You gota question? No, not one that
comes to mind? Really, Igot a good one. Wait wait,
wait, I do ahead. What'syour favorite genre of movie? Mmmm?
That's a good one. Let's action. I guess action. Okay, I

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like action, but also like,let me say, let me see top
three action, comedy. God damn, I don't think I have a third
one. If you have to choose, what are the options? Because everything
literally the like only there's drama,sci fi, thriller or or probably action.

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Probably drama drama okay, so action, comedy, drama word action,
We're all right. I got tolook at my toe. I definitely like
crime, yeah, I know youlike crime. I like crime, and

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I like mm hmmm, chad tothink, so crime for sure, and
then probably I don't really like horrorthat much. I mean it's in there,
but all right, I'm gonna saycrime drama and like is musical the

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genre? Yeah yeah, crime dramaand musicals? All right, it's your
definitely action action thriller. I lovehorror. Yeah, we know. No,
I'm just I mean, yeah,horror, and then I'm not gonna

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lie to you Roman, I dowhat No, no, no, I'm
saying I'm like, that's spot on. Though I was gonna say, you
want I was gonna say, youknow, I was thinking about making that
my last choice, but I waslike, what would you Okay, what
would you label Interstellar as? Isn'tthat like sci fi? Like a sci

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fi it's a movie I'm thinking about. No, you're right, no,
yeah, no, but there's athere's a word, there's another genre for
it, like like Inception, Interstellar. They're all like psychological psychological thrillers.
I love those. My favorite movieis inception. That's my favorite movie of

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all time. You'll never beat it, never ever in your life. Name
a better movie you can't. What'sthe movie that Alex never saw? What
you have to remind him? Now? Tom Cruise, please stop. Hey,
brother, you're looking at me rightnow, I'm looking at You're looking

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at my eyes. I'm looking atyou at your eyes. Yeah, the
two eyeballs on your Riddle me this, brother, Batman, that's what you
better say. Have you watched TopGun two yet? Trembling? I have

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not seen Top Gun too? Yeah? Wait, I thought action was one
of your favorite things. Yeah,action, action thriller first, then horror.
So what the hell is wrong with? Say? See when I get
When there's a good romance, it'llget me hooked. But when it's cheesy,

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you can switch that out for psychologicalthriller for real, Because I just
love a movie that puts you tothink and like you can talk about it
after. Yeah, good choice.You still didn't answer what you're wrong?
Talk? Why don't you want towatch? I didn't answer. I said
I didn't watch it yet, Sowhy haven't you watched it? Why haven't

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I watched it? Because it's anaction movie and you like action movies,
Harry, he's trying to think ofan excuse, no excuse, he just
doesn't want to watch. No,I just his name, like other like
other movies. Yes, thank you, may thank you? All right,

(32:43):
what was your question? See ifyou give me something like like Hereditary that's
a horror movie, that's a psychologicallythe etr sists. Nah, well that
too, Yeah, see things thatreally disturbed the mind? What freaking evil
Dead was actually a pretty good one. The last one that was just straight

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up disturbing, like gory. Okay, anybody else Transformers question classic? Mm
hmm, James Bond classic. Allright, go aheadway, I'm done.
You didn't even have a question.I have a question. I forgot.
What's your favorite season of the year? Summer? Fall? Uh? I

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want to say like fall, butlike summer too. I want to wear
like hoodies and stuff. You haveto pick one m in the summer.
No, like That's why I saidfall for the fashion. I can agree
with the fall, but you cando so much more in summer. You

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can, yeah, true, canyou? Yeah? Summer you can do
literally activity. What can't you doin the fall that you can do in
the summer? Go to the beach, go to the pool, do outdoor
activities because it's it's getting colder outside, not with the global warming that's going

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on. It's true. Okay,that's a different conversation, but yes,
you're right. Okay, next question. All right, what's the weirdest thing
in your closet? Oh? Damn, I have something? Is it okay
for me to say it on theair? Go ahead? Go ahead,
go ahead, It's okay. It'sa collection. It's a collection of what.
I don't think I have anything weirdin my closet like that. Really,

(34:37):
don't lie, I'm not lying.We got to get to know you
man. I don't have anything weirdin my closet. Oh, so you
have it somewhere else in your roomerect in a jar? What the hell

(34:57):
here? Go ahead, Alex Well, I think I don't know what.
I almost did it. I caughtmyself, right, Okay, just say
it, bro, I don't reallyhave anything, That's what I'm saying.

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I really don't. I'm not likesome perverted dude that has like sex in
its closet. What the hell?I don't want anything like that, Okay,
I mean I'm trying to think whatmy firearm is in my closet,
but it's in the safe. Butthat's not weird exactly. That's what I
mean. I don't have anything else? Is there nothing in closet? Like

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like what? I don't know?Give me an example, see a question
for bro. She asked the questions. She getting the defense that that means
he's hiding something. He'shiding something inhis closet. I'm not a body.
A body maybe a sex toy.No, you got a flesh light?
Don't lie for my birthday, Bro, I'll buy him free birthday have you

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know? But I was gonna askyou have you ever tried one? But
I don't. I don't think youa flashlight? Fleshlight? Oh? Why
are you looking at me like that? Bro? What a flesh light?
You remember? Remember what we said? Would have you remember? Right?

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For the listeners at home that don'tknow what a flesh light is, it
is a is a male sex toy, obviously for release, pleasure, for
pleasure. It's a mold of women'sparts. Mold, yes, of all
the parts and the materials just thatpart. But the material is very it

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was like cushion. No, it'sweird because it feels real skin. Doesn't
really just touched it. It's justyeah, it's kind of creepy, feel
like it's bounced back. It does, it does? Hey, how do
you know this? Bro? Younever you never gone to a sex door
before? No, I have nota right. Well, definitely recommend.
It's an experience. What you findout things that didn't even exist, Like

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there's okay, I went in youremember that story I told you about I
went to the keys and I wentinto that sex store. So I went
into that sex store. In theback, they had like a giant case
like where they usually store something likeiPhones or or like expensive headphones, like

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that type of case. And inthe case it looked like they were headphones,
like the ones that curve around yourear. That's what it looked like.
They had different colors, it lookedall high tech and everything. And
then you I'm like, what thefuck is this? And I asked the
front or one are the workers walkingby, and they're like, oh,

(38:00):
like that's new, Like it's crazywhat they're coming up with. And I'm
like, but what is it?Though, Like what is it? It's
a male sex toy. I thoughtthat when he started describing it it was
for girls. Like to rub youknow what I'm saying. And then because
I know there's some dildos that orvibrators, I mean that go like there're

(38:23):
one part on the side. Yeah, yeah like that. Yeah, so
that's what it kind of looked like. But this one works for men.
Yeah. That was my same Thatwas my same exact reaction. And I'm
like, bo, how do youhow do you use it? And he's
like, WHOA your g spot isin the And I'm like, so you
and he's like yeah, And I'mlike what the And he's like and it's

(38:45):
remote controlled, Bluetooth and everything.I'm like, dude, those things exist,
man, And there's just things youfind out. And then there's the
size of things that I I'm like, yo, like how does that even
fit? Because I'm talking about likelike a traffic post lamp, like a

(39:09):
lamp post like this. No no, no, no, no no no
no what I'm telling him, no, no, coup my home and no,
I see but more. And itwas like some dragon thing monster,

(39:29):
this big I'm telling you this bigno. And it was this much,
dude, it was too much.And I'm with my friends decoration, I'm
with my friend, I'm with myfriend. I'm like, you would you?
And she's like, I mean no. When it's loose like that,

(39:49):
I'm like, what the fuck isgoing on? You should have bowed for
me the transport that from over there, wouldn't it be like over the back
gonna be overweight? Oh my god. It's just like, I'm like,
how is that even pleasurable anymore?I don't. I can't speak for them,
but that's just like, that's crazy. Like there's some that I'm like,

(40:10):
all right, well I can expectthat, but then there's other ones
like that. I'm like, whatis the point. It's crazy? You
really? I mean, obviously I'mnot into these things, so they baffle
my mind when I see it.Do you buy some fuzzy handcuffs? I
did find those, and I wastempted, but I'm like, for what
for? What? For? What? Why get that when you can get

(40:32):
the real thing? Speaking facts mayquestion, But what's your go to alcoholic
drink? Mmmmmm? It can bea cocktail, it can be strid liquor.
I mean, I really like thedrink that your dad makes it the

(40:55):
Cosmo. Yeah, yeah, that'shis fan favorite. Everybody likes that.
Are good? You me? YouI think for me, it has to
be the classic margharita. Can't gowrong with a nice margarita. Oh.
I just recently had something called theCountry something country club that was good.

(41:16):
The cocktails called the Country Club.But what are it having? It?
It had while while I look rumand coke with lime that is? That
does sound nice? Dang, mybody is already feeding after all these days

(41:37):
of sobriety. I will not breaklord. No, I will not give
into the temptation with the devil.Yes you will. I will not unless
May says here you have a shotthat I'm like, I'm all hands only.
If says so, if Eric invites, then that cain straight. Okay,

(41:58):
bro Li, I say yes everytime, bring it out? What
do you mean? So if itbrought some out right now? But you're
not going to, you're not goingto You're not going to Eric, stop.
No, you're absolutely right. I'mgoing to name May. Okay,
I'm trying to find it right now. All right? So Lemon Drop Club
has it says could tell one vodkakettle one, Yes, Coachy Americano,

(42:27):
lemon strawberry and sparkling rose. Okay, Well, I'm sorry, what did
you say? The first and green. You tell one vodka kettle okay,
kettle one on vodka, Coach Americano, lemon, strawberry and sparkling rose.
And then my mom had an urbancobbler has a Niho Tequila final sherry,

(42:51):
blood, orange and seasonal fruit.That one sounds so good. My stepsister
she had a smoke Manhattan. Yeah, it had like that was the whiskey
the bitterers. I think it hadlike bourbon. I think it's Bourbon bourbon,
and then sweet urnmouth vermouth, andthen aromatic bitters. Yeah, yeah,

(43:17):
said it was strong Manhattans and andold fashions are basically cousins, but
they're both strong. Manhattans are alittle bit sweeter depending on who makes it.
But yeah, somebody said, myfriend's dad, he came in.
He loves his whiskeys and old fashions. He added chocolate bitters to it,

(43:39):
and that is really good. Idefinitely recommend it. Yeah, So what
exactly are bitters? Bitters are justmostly for for the smell. So yeah,
when you go up and drink thething, it has its own aroma.
That's basically what it's for. Butsometimes it adds to the flavor,
depending on what kind of bitter youget the chocolate bitter with the chocolate bitter

(44:00):
will add the chocolate a roma toit. But yeah, you're gonna taste
it. She had like an olivein there. It wasn't a cherry.
Is you for a Manhattan and oldfashion it's usually a cherry. I think
it was. If it's if it'sin all of it's it's a martini.
That's what they use all those for. But maybe she has words interesting look

(44:24):
bigger than the cherry. I knewsomewhat of what I'm talking about. Remember,
he's a bartender, all right.If you were an ice cream flavor,
but nola, because I'm so plaincoffee that birthday carameller coffee'd be birthday

(44:45):
cake. Nice. You got morequestion than me because we can do those
in the second coming up in thesecond hour, Song Challenge Part two.
Can they redeem herself? No?I know, I doubt it's coming up
in the second hour the show.Thank you for having us on available on

(45:05):
the iHeart Radio. Tune in tosee to be the MLLC wherever you get
your podcast search up and this showwe'll be back, you know, do
you know? Hey? Yeah,a look at that thing super how'd you

(45:39):
know? Dude? Hey, wegot the song challenge? May do you
want to redeem yourself? Yes?I will? All right, all right,
all right, So if alright,if wins and you lose, don
Alex, what is the punishment?I don't know. She's already getting a
tattoo, tattoo of my choosing.I don't know. Might be in initials,

(46:04):
might be a heart, might bea penis. I don't know.
It's up to it's up to God. That's still cooking, because that was
yesterday's still cooking, still cooking,and before I forget, tomorrow's show is
actually gonna be the Blue Blooh bestof the week. So the best of
the things that we talked about duringthis week for Tuesday and Wednesday, it's

(46:25):
gonna be on tomorrow show. Probablyjust do an intro because we've got a
couple of meetings that we have todo planning twenty twenty four. You're welcome,
listeners, So yeah, it's gonnabe the best of a little Royo
for this week tomorrow. Anyways,Punishment, what do you guys think,

(46:45):
I'm trying to find one, tryingto think of something here. We're trying
to stay away from the shots becauseI feel like we always do the shots.
Yeah, and you know, Idon't know, you want to play
for the tattoo again? We couldif you win, you can take that
back and you can. But ifyou win, but if I win,
I guess that means to test tattooson my body, on your body,

(47:08):
Na, just the one, andthen we could do I don't know whatever
you think of doubling down. Nowshe's doing it. Uh uh uh home?

(47:32):
Who did that? Squidward or SpongeBobPatrick? How you how you confuse
episode that part of No, itwasn't. It was the fine Dining episode
and it wasn't. Yeah it was, and it was William's people, his

(47:54):
like entourage. Yeah, but Patrickis the one that started though, and
then yeah, they all joined inand then Spongebobs came in like table for
Harmona. I remember that, allright? What about eat a lemon peel,
eat a lemon peel? Deal?Lamet get finish a bottle of vodka?

(48:24):
Oh that's just crazy. What abouta small one deal? That's not
a shot, that's tequila? Okay, m h fireball, She's like,
no, fireball, I'll do fireball fire Ball, fire Ball mm hmmmmmm.

(48:49):
I can't even do it that firstyou are fire fire Ball was on
something that when he was recording thatI think they call that coke. Well,
he is Cuban. They're not knownfor the coke though, but they're
only know for what cigars, rightand sugar, sugar sugar, But dang,

(49:16):
bro like, there's no good ones. Think of it like a savage
one, Like what are you tryingto stay away from the savage ones?
Yes, I'm like trying to like, look, we can do the lemon
pool. That's fine, all right, bet how many there's only one lemon

(49:39):
one to how many you were?You weren't like what I was talking about.
Twenty twenty twenty, here comes yourfirst one with this song my last

(50:06):
someone like, that's not that's notthat. This man literally confirmed he's got
a burner account. Literally, youdidn't hear what he's what he just said?
Play back, playing back, playback the beginning of the song.
It'd be like that, though Iknow this song, you got a burner

(50:27):
account, you got a Burnerut No, I didn't say I got one.
There may listen you were kidding andthen what it is not speaking facts that
you have a burner account, thathe deleted her number, but for what
because he remember because he remembers it. But none of y'all remember guarantee?

(50:50):
What's my phone number right now?I started with two for no already wrong?
Yes? No, no, no, no, no, no,
no cheap. Let me see whatit is if you gonna see it?
Well, do you know I don'tknow your any of yours. I only
know my dad's and my girlfriends,not even of your mom's. I know,

(51:13):
I know my I know my family's. Yeah, I know my family.
Well, here's your next project's nextweek. Learn my number much?
That's deep? Damn we're doing sowell this show and now we're back on

(51:37):
this track sadness. I blame Drake. He set the tone for the rest
of the week. What did hesay of my X? What my time?
F my X word? Here's numbertwo? Rosal finally no, good
bye out? Okay, m Alie. I want to hear this song.

(52:04):
I think of Eric with his obsessionwith I don't have session? Did not
all you want to you? We'reon to you, boy, kiss my
budgets? How about that? I'mstill on to you, boy, baby?

(52:25):
Baby? What you gotta faster,Oh baby, baber let me,
Oh baby baby, I suppose Ishould don't know. I've heard our city

(52:52):
Christina, Christina. Don't why theydon't know this song? Bro? He
lie, It's all right, carryI was gonna say something else. What

(53:14):
are you gonna say? When doyou use that? You may? You
are embarrassed? Ready? Yeah?You know the song next t l C.

(53:34):
Wow. Alright, alright, you'rekind of keeping up today. I
let it play bro my fa,my father, my phone, bros.
Lisa left, I sing her part. She wants to sing. Come on.
I also known as us Clusta,always talking about what he wants,
suggested this on is brodcast. SoI don't want join uber. No,

(53:58):
I don't want to give you myNo, I don't want to. Are
you listening to Alex No? No, no return of the mac by who
something negative? But I'll give youthe point because you got the name right?

(54:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, do thedance, oh yeah, put them
hands up in the air. Imaginethat's probably how it was Whenterson come out
in the eighties. Nineties, mygod, nineties. Yes, that screams
nineties. Imagine in the in theclub, right dude, the one two

(54:50):
step was never a lethal name.Child save you don't want this the police,
No, be diddy, he's killingyou. Man. I knew the

(55:12):
song. I did like, let'ssee what can I give you? Guys?
It seems like yesterday we used tomy god, Becky, look at
her, but it's so big sexy. No, I like big Button.
I can it makes a lot,may believe, look at you. I

(55:36):
don't know what is a song calledI only talk maybe got back by got
back you thinking about sexy back distance? I really mean no, I like
big Button. I cannot lie sVanilla, there is it. I thought
it was this one. No,this is I think this is the original.
Isn't just I like big butts andI cannot lie. Not what I

(56:00):
girl? What idiot he's trying tofinish. I got the lyrics right,
No no no no no no nono no no no no no. This
so Cisco Alex is just whooping whoopingthat out all right, body all star.

(56:30):
Yeah h mm hmmm. I babyice Pa, you're kind of keeping

(56:51):
up, but not really. Butit's not really right. You are wait
a little pay little oh stop andlisten. I sit back the brand something
hold of me. I don't knowthe something that I'm like daily and nightly.

(57:14):
I don't I know, but Idon't know who sings it? Say
that you love me, love me, love me? No, no,
no, no, oh my god, he says, thank you. What
the freak is your name? Idon't know it is. I guess that
before soon. Yes, yeah,we talked about it, like the week

(57:37):
before we left for break. Shedon't remember what fast dona? Sure?
I cried love me say that you? Oh man, my god. Her

(57:58):
name is escaping. She even dida song with Akon. That's that's how
I know her. I skip,don't thank you, thank you the song
coost dance one Republic no adola herenow my you live will never be the

(58:19):
same. I'm glad my seal nodang, I don't know what to call.
That's okay out, it's not KellyClarkson right Native right now is ten

(58:45):
to four, ten to four,ten to four, harpeat ten two four.
Selena Gomez, who so please Alexsing it to her? He is
an the worst. There you go, Marie, no melody, sorry you

(59:06):
know what? May sing it tohim? You beautiful, your dreams love
cible are you doing for you?Sure? She's like I'm still crying out.
Oh damn last night. Pronounce itright? Thought now she can have

(59:34):
it? Toget eleven, the five, eleven, the five element, the
five repeat eleven of five. Goddamn repeat eleven the five, eleven repeat,
I repeat eleven two five. Shethought she got it, you thought
you pretty spirits. Just let herplay a little bit. It's over,

(59:57):
said the twenty right, it's alittle blue. Yeah, you're from the
house it go and you clothes?Do you complain my news? The chicks
out here? But I know whatyou are, what you are? What
you are? Baby Yang plus threeyoung baby got all the pups, bent

(01:00:23):
the strings up, bacon like agood one. Okay, okay, okay,
don't you don't want it? Nobaby? Interesting this with their lines,
Yeah damn you you can go nextone, go next, paramore,

(01:00:47):
busy ree business Wait wait wait,I let a plan, I let to
play nowhere. I got your bro, but hold hold on that. It's
a good song. I love listenyou know lyrics. Oh I don't know

(01:01:08):
the jump part because it's like thesecond song I learned about. Oh really
all right, this song? What'sit called? You both guess at the
same time. Man, Man,Man, Man Man is part of the

(01:01:28):
title No No, No S OS S S S Next Katy Perry to
high School. When we first hearto me, I'm like the leftovers.

(01:02:01):
No, what's it called? Becauseyou won't guess that's the same set fire,
No, no to the sky itwas, and I was over.

(01:02:23):
It has to be that one.No, it's not so far my this
June. But money to the bar? Do you the de's the sky?

(01:02:45):
Never first want to say the namewins this set fire to the Raine,
isn't that what he said? No, he said set fire to the sky.
I did to the sky. Fiemay that was a good one.
That was a good alright, alright, alright, alright listen Bieber, Oh

(01:03:12):
just coming back, dude, comeon, bro oh are you ready for
the next one? Two? Three? Okay around me because you have that
I got a shot, God,gosh, shot, How many shut Alex

(01:03:38):
five ten eleven, twelve thirteen,fourteen, May five, six, seven
eighty nine. Catching up kind ofclose, kinda close, dang this Christine
Aguelar, God damn man, Iwas old moly. You're listening to the

(01:04:01):
song she says when I want tofeel beautiful and listen to this song,
because that's what the song is calledbeautiful. You are beautiful, mad I
want they say, all right,almost feeling like pizza. Come my glasses.

(01:04:23):
I'm on the door. I'm gonnahit this. Leave first with the
battle, because when I leave forI ain't coming back. You're not coming
back. Now I'm coming back?Does it tell you west? God?

(01:04:45):
Damn? Is it like love melike you do, like you touch me
like you do, touch touch melike you do? Okay boy, yeah,
least No, you've heard this before? No, Katy, so I

(01:05:13):
know this song. Somebody I toldyou, I told you to get it
bro. That a yankee? No, he said that. Yeah, that's
his child. He's he needs twomore, two more, two more to
more. Scres No, he's bruteman, easy, damn, that's just

(01:05:41):
how you live. Say say takeit out, but you never can.
No, you don't. Let's see. No, is it Mars again going
to get that? Yep? Damn, he's not gonna get this one.
Mm hmmm, Oh my god,Yo, what's her name? What's her

(01:06:03):
name? What's her name? What'syour name? Rihanna? If she can't
shoe story on my life? Soyou fought all right, Ba keeps avoiding
me for it. Still need toothough, I still need to May five,
ten eleven, twelve thirteen. You'recatching up, all right, you're

(01:06:26):
running Sam Smith. You f thissong. I have a bad memory with
this one name. It's making himlike But that's why I know it,
Dame Rihanna Bergie, dang it becausethe smell omer lingers on me. Okay,

(01:07:03):
Olivia, Roger b freaking driver's Lesnibro get out, bro get out.
You have a great night, havea great night, guy. Thank
you for joining us this afternoon live. How can the winning song be like
her? Though? Because I thoughtyou would just that? Like damn,

(01:07:31):
you should put another song from TapaCree. Where's my girl? Take?
Come here Girlniki? Just sad thissuck you get tattooed and eating eleven food?
May you know what it's it's called? He knows what it's called.

(01:07:56):
Forget you want the girl with thesong? I know just the beginning.
Hey, don you have so muchfor joining us this afternoon? Yeah,
yeah, it's all they eat sellaredme. Hey, we'll be back tomorrow

(01:08:20):
twelve o'clock PM. Let me remindyou tomorrow is gonna be a recap of
this week best of the best,So we do truly appreciate you for joining
us this well, see you foryou're a complete show. Next week Tuesday,
twelve o'clock pm here on what yougot anything else? All I gotta

(01:08:40):
say is happy home Day, Happyhomp Day. Thank you for tuning in.
I love you just as much asyou love me, maybe even not
as much, because I love youmore because you listen to me. Listen
to you, listen to me.You know what I'm saying. Word,
Thank you for tuning in. We'llsee you next weekend or next week.
Sorry next week. I'm already drunkfor my birthday, so you know what

(01:09:00):
I'm saying. That's up out heyT my mask said, all right,
we'll see you guys, alright bymy b
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