El Otro Rollo - NOVEMBER 01, 2023

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Episode Transcript

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You're on air with them. Youknow the song, sure though, welcome

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back to Hello on this hump dayWednesday afternoon. I know you know the
song keep it nice and chill forthis hump day. You know what I
mean? Nice hump day, Niceand chill and chill. We humping slow
today. Well, I don't knowabout me, because she still has to
do to the tequilo shots from losingthe child. That's true. Ironically,

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this this is called this year inparentheses blessings, which is what these shots
are going to be. How manyshots do we say? We said three?
Right? Three more? All Iknow is that she said shots in
plural. I said a shot,said shot? Now you said shots shot.
Listen that that that person Wasn't yousaid shot? She's like, that's

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the old me. That's not We'lldo too. It's okay, you don't.
You don't have to do it inthirty seconds. No, you can
take your you can take your time. He looks he's being nice. Look
at nice money nice, Thank youfor being nice. I think may needs
it. You're very welco. It'scrazy that gonna got on this track.

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To be honest, all people areahead of all people. He kills it.
Yeah, it does a good jobsacross the globe. She's feeling lived
for those shots already, she said, I already feel it. I'm flying.
I can't wait for the shots.You've been just wanting to drink all

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week because this week is it's howwell it was hallowek weekend. I guess,
I guess if you missed this pastweekend, I guess this will be
the week for you. Yes,today's November. It's Turkey seasons. Your

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birthday is like how many days away? The countdown is at seventeen seventeen days.
Seventeen days. Yeah, thankfully wewon't be on the air that day,
but we'll begin, we'll begin.We won't be on the air,
we'll be in the air. Imean we'll be partying, but we will

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also be looking forward to getting airlit. Excuse me? What wait?
Why were you doing lines? Becausebecause they progressed and then second start here
and then you help co. No, you don't do that. You'll probably

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choke made us look he was stillchoked. It goes that way. How
do you know how to do that? May you have some explaining to you
have some explaining to do, mayesome explaining well, actually, you could
do it that way, or youcould do this like this, Yeah,
like this, How do you know? Huh hmm. I thought I was

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doing at a bunch of alcoholics atleast like a finger. It turns out
I'm doing a show with alcoholics anddruggies. What are you talking about?
Legal? Coke heads is legal.I'm a law abiding citizen. I am
a very happy paying customer of CocaCola. I do love, I do
love Coca Cola. I'm a taxpayer. Okay, what does that have

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to do with anything. You canstill be a cocaine and pay your tax
taxes. Seriously, you are no, I don't do coke. You drink
Coca Cola. You're a cocaine.No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no Coca Cola.
I like Cherry co. Vanilla alsopretty good. Vanilla is the best.
Yes, you never remember when theyonly do it for like the holiday

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season. Vanilla they sell it likethat. Mm hmm. I'm bringing a
pack next week, yes or tomorrow. Actually they do it year round due
all right, what you were goingto say? Remember when it was rare
that you couldn't find them. Yeah, Cherry and Vanilla were like a seasonal
thing, and now they're permanent.I kind of don't like that it's permanent.

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It added to the You literally justfound out that it's permanent by me,
the vanilla ones, but the cherryone. Know, the cherry is
also permanent too. No, I'msaying, I just found out that vanilla
is permanent. Cherry one. Iknew that that's permanent. Yeah, so
regular coke or cherry coke cherry.If I were to pick between cherry vane

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cherry, yes, it is thatgood, to be honest, because cherry
is good, Yes, but vnilla'seven better. She's just thinking about the
shots he's about to take, allright, maybe before we go with the
weathermen. Shot right now, oneshot right now? Yes, whenever,

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we're not taking it back to back, the better back to back. Look,
okay, then tell you back toback? Is that your wish?
Actually, let's say let's say it'safter the weather man and then we get
tack after the weather place. We'llbe back with more heroin that Alex wants

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a song better than take it away. I just follows. He just follows,
now, you know it, Butyou know I do not. He
at least fell asleep one time sincewe've showed him this song, I have
not. He's like, yes,I can't say I have. He wakes

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up. I can't say I haveno. So come on, maybe like
in your earbuds. Now he's slowlybecoming a fan. I'm not, though,
man, we have more pressing issuesright now. You're shot. I
know right the weekends. His voicefits Spanish music. It does. It's

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a very universal voice, to behonest. People say that his voice is
well, he's basically what Michael Jacksonwould have been if he's still alive,
because they have similar voices. It'sinteresting. I can hear. You need

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to get right now if you want. We have a whole hour and a
half, maybe a little bit more. Take one right now? Did you
say back to back is better?Yeah? Just water, right exactly?

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Water. It's water that's been agedaged water. There we go, let's
do it, coming up. Howare you feelings? It was easier yesterday,

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wasn't it? Your body's just like, why why are you torturing me?
What did I do to you?I got you this far? She
better throw for lunch? Breath onemore right now, let's go ahead,
You go ahead, Alex said,I'll suffer with you from the first shot.
Please. I always thought, ifyou listen to the lyrics of this

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thing pretty deep. Do you everthink it's like a warning about literally the
fames? Probably like have you takenthe time to like actually listen to the
No, not really, because Idon't care. You do care? Said,
I just watched the music video.That's so you're telling me you didn't

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watch music video more than one weleft the studio, he went to bed,
and he pulled out his phone.And when was this? When was
this you have? Was it liketwo weeks ago? Do you have proof?
I am willing to bet money thisman either, you're saying if we
wanted your search history right now,we wouldn't see there right now because he

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cleaning. I don't know what thehell y'all talking. It came back there.
You probably put it on this bigscreen right this man is smiling right
now. That's on my own TV. So you admit, No, I
would not put it on the bigscreen. I'm gonna watch this in four
k No, may you got anothershot to take? Come on, let's

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go right now back to need wedid say, we did say just throughout
the show, this man always wantsa target. Man. He's like,
he's like, you you right now, right now? You take it right
now. He was like, everyone'slike, yo, calm down on me,
all right, you put Soldier boyon real quick? Which one you

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Christmas dramma? You? Oh wait? We have to think. Now.
What's the thing the ting he's playingsomething, the ting ting, the ting
ting, the ting king of theting ting, the ting king. I
can't play it, bro, it'snot letting me, says the host needs
to start the playing Barren. Ithought you were the host. You are

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the let me see something I got. Real question is to play something?
You're telling him? I got anew damn the Soldier Boy, you crank
back three times, right man,the Superman said. Everyone calmed down,

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Everyone calmed down, Alex to beshot you. It's over. It's over.
It's done. It's like now wedon't keep going. It's time for
May to take your second one.It's time for you yours. It's only
hump day. We went Tuesday gettinglit, now we're on Wednesday getting what

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is this week? Do we nothave enough during Halloween? It's because I
think right, listen, listen,listen, listen. My theory is we
know that the holidays are coming up, which means a lot of time off
of work. So we're getting ready. You were pregaming, like we're pregaming
you. We're getting in the holidayspirit. So I would say you are
you are? Yes, you Iam you you you. So Thanksgiving is

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the twenty third, it's crazy,and that is Black Friday, and then
it's basically the next week is Christmas, and then the next day is New
Year's and then the next hour it'sNew Year's Day, and then it's Valentine's
Day and then and then it's twentyfive. So do y'all have any plans

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for doing any Black Friday shopping?I do have an idea. What's your
idea. I'm not going to sayit because it's a surprise for say it
my family and they listen. Shoutout to the fan, shout shout out
to Shout out to my sister,Shout out to the family. The family,
y'all still ugly, my sister,But my mom and dad, you're

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the greatest you created me. Ofcourse you're the greatest, because I'm perfect.
That means you're two perfect people thatmay want except for my sisters,
but I love you all. What'sthe surprise? I just said, jump

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around it, jump around, jumparound down, I can jump around clues
which may or may not sound inappropriate. He doesn't want to spoil it.
May let him. Okay, doyou have any other plans within that?
Uh? Well, it's gonna bemy friend's birthday and they're planning what we

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do, like an annual cabin trip. We just get a bunch of his,
his friends, his cousins, andsome of my friends and we go
for a weekend at a cabin andit's basically a big orgy. No,
I'm just kidding. No, no, no, no, I don't know.
It's just ever since we became friends, like all of us just started

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going to cavins for this one person'sbirthday and we just have done it ever
since. You got enough for theboss, Now I do, if you
don't, even if you don't calloff exactly. To be honest, you
know, I'm not used to havingPTO to begin with, because you were
No, no, no, Iused to. I used to know.
I used to work at at arestaurant. So there's no PTO. There,

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there's no PTO. So what doyou do? Paid call off?
And you don't get paid. That'sthe sacrifice. So what about if you
want to, like, you know, you have like a trip planning,
you need a week off, you'dhave to tell them an event off.
You would tell them at advance.But it's more at least for your sake,
it's best to pick up shifts ortrade shifts instead of just completely asking.

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So the first thing you might wantto do is try to see if
you can switch with somebody else peopleso that you don't lose your hours,
you don't lose your pay exactly,and you have that time off you know.
Yeah, that makes sense. Andif that doesn't work, then yeah,
you just straight up don't get paid. Mm hmm. But now we
got pt O so that that bigtime on barely like six a month.

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That yeah, that's true. Sixa month. That's crazy. This guy
he just hated. Do you wantto come to it is better than nothing?
That's true. That's true, it'strue, it's true. M okay,
well that was my story. Nowhat what what did that story have

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to do with? I don't evenknow Black Friday shopping? No, you
asked me what else I had plannedfor that time? Well, I'm planned
for black for black Friday. Imean Friday, we're gonna have Thanksgiving you
out there, and then are yougonna buy anything? Do you have anything
in your mind? Anything? Likeyou were like, oh yeah, if
you goes on see like I'm gettingthat. Not really a flash light.

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I would get another flat screen.I thought he was say flash light.
I was like, you always needa flash light in your car? Flash
light? I have a flashlight.Have a flashlight A big red letter?
Better think what she wants to think? A big one. I have a
big red one. Do you wanta big red one? It's on her

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period. Hey, listeners, ifyou caught it, you caught it.
I don't know if you're confused incase, so you bought the package.
I just have a flashlight. Anddo I have for cables? What are
we talking about right now? Okay? Anyways, so what else would you

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have in mind? A flash yetalways I would do a flash because I
do have this plan of building myown recording studio. So I'm in the
process of saving money for that.By the time that comes around, maybe
February the latest, I will havethat and like I'll have people working on

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it. So I would love tohave a flat screen in front of like
my soundboard and all that, likea big flat screen up top, and
then have my monitors along the bottom. If you know what I'm feeling,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so that's my plan. Uh.
I don't know what else I willbuy on the fly. To be honest,
what are you putting on me?You want them to buy me?

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If it was on I will probablybuy some monitors. I need more,
No like actual studio monitors, becauseI don't have that. What I have
is just like you've seen them.What about the monitor you have right enough
for your computer? He's not talkingabout sounds like studio speakers, not like
the big amps that I have.You'd get new ones, yeah, for

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like studio ones. Yeah, Idon't know anything studio related. I will
buy it feels on sale for BlackFriday, but I'm sure it will be
what you say it like that.Wait wait wait wait wait, I am
not questioning this. I'm gonna letthat. I'm gonna let that happen.
However that happens. I don't knowover here, like I don't know what's

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going on. I don't know whatwould you buy nothing? I don't need
anything, save my money. Getout, of here. But I don't
need anything. It doesn't have tobe expensive, like a simple thing anything.
Nope, nothing really yep, noteven condoms. I don't need this
a hundred back. They have thatfor sale at Costco for broke, for

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broke asses like this man right here? What is that? What? What
are condoms? Okay, I'm justkidding. We don't condone having unsafe sex.
We don't condone that. Not fornothing. No. Wait, so
are you like buying like Christmas presents? No, doesn't believe that for Christmas?

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Sleep get deployed? What not thisyear? What I don't know about
this year? The last year youwere deployed? Is it like a like
a surprise, like a last minutething? Like they don't tell you it
depends. I mean you just stillhave presents like available in case you don't
then nobody get presents? Is twentytwenty three? Twenty twenty three? Presence,

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you just get a feast, right, you get a handshake? Hey,
thanks, Merry Christmas. Thanks,thanks for what I have no idea,
but thanks. You just got ahandshake from Eric. Congrats. Wait,
you don't give thanks on Christmas?So anyways, we're gonna go on
breaks May you're missing the concept here. That's why we both look at each

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other and looked at you. Thankyou you missed it. Thank you for
being here. He yo, Shetapped herself up. May no offense.
You are super cringe and we'll beback with more hero do that feminine royal.
Welcome back to Royo. We're herewith eric self. May please stop

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moaning the mic? Thank you moansome more? Please? Okay, maybe
just do it in my ear?And then so the crowd. So do
you follow football? Eric? Itry to? Yeah, you try to?
Okay. Have you seen what's trendingwith the Chiefs Taylor Kelsey Taylor from
the Kansas City Chiefs. To behonest, I kind of shipped them.

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They're kind they're cute together. Ikind of like this this combination that's going
on. Are you are you awareof this? Man? Yes? What
you say like that? Yes?Yes I am. I am and I
like them together. Who was shedoating before that? Uh? There's like
so many dudes, don't they Itwasn't him. They were not Himmothy.

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No, they were not so irrelevant. But right now Travis Kels is him
and he is the tight end ofthe Kansas City Chiefs. So they're currently
they've been trending for the last coupleof weeks because Travis Kelsey, the way
it originated, my man's shot hisshot at Taylor Swift invited her to a

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game so he can do what heneeds to do, flex his his his
skills at football, and she camethrough, she pulled through, and ever
since then they've been a couple,which is pretty cool. She slid through,
was supportive. I don't know ifthey were friends or dating, or
if they did anything prior or after, but I mean it's obviously obviously now
that they're they're thing. But nowshe's attending every single game. So every

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Kansas City game, this woman ison the screen at least ten times.
And that's an understatement. People arekind of annoyed. I mean, this
there that she keeps showing, thatthey keep showing because it's like a recurring
thing, like every every weekend.They always like pan for several times,
not just once, several times.You're like, and there's Taylor's way blah

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blah. Okay, yeah, Imean she's a girlfriend. I mean she's
not She's not she herself is notdoing anything. She's just did you see
the handshake you did, which onewith the girl Nola? It was kind
of like, I don't know,there was this other girl and she did
like a handshake. Oh oh herhandshake yeah, okay, okay. So

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the girl that she did the handshakewith was actually Patrick Mahomes, which is
the quarterback his girl. Okay,And no one likes her, no,
no, no. But there's evenmore reason for her to do a handshake
with Taylor Swift because like, oh, you know, some people are going
like, oh, they're making thejoke of going, hey, help my
pr because you know, everybody hatesme and if I'm with you, they're

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gonna like me. Yeah. Yeah. So but she is, from what
I understand, one of the mostdisliked women. She's annoying. She seems
so freaking annoying. No one likesthe brother and no one likes that girl.
I mean, what what what isit about her? Though? That's
like an she's just the well,there's it's all rumors, to be honest,

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it's not that we're confirming anything,but she's her personality isn't the best.
From what they see in videos,you know what I'm saying. From
what they see in the interviews.She's like the most horrible person to walk
the face of the Imagine a Karen, Imagine a Karen Yes, yes,
yeah, yeah, So that's happening. But basically, but now she's trending

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because she posed inside Travis Kelcey's homewearing a Kansas City Chiefs jersey with NFL
legend Bernie Costar. And that's prettymuch it. I mean, that's anything
this woman does with the Kansas CityChiefs, it goes. Can you imagine
they get married? I can seeit really, and you know what some

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of her fans are going like,I hope they get married because then there's
a divorce and then there's a newalbum that's like terrible to like. But
think about it, this is apassage what Taylor does. Taylor does.
That's what every artist does, though, but she does it best. I
won't lie. She does it best. Every single album there's a banger,

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is there is? Yeah? Iagree with that. So that's what's going
on. She and you know howridiculous that is very much that Taylor Swift
is trending because she posts for apicture in Travis Kelsey's house. That's like
saying, YouTube came to my housetook a picture and that's literally headlining.
I hope we get famous like thatone day. I really do listeners,

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please you, we bag you,all right? So what we got later
on in the show, because becausebecause I feel like, you know,
we need switching voices. When youcome sit where the console is? I
when that console is the man?You can playing PlayStation PlayStation? Okay,

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see look I try and talk backand relax. All right, I have
I have something coming up in theshow. Is gonna take her second tequilo
show that she still has to take, and then May is gonna say whatever
she was gonna say, just now, all right, I love it.

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I love it so much. Ilove this plane. What are you gonna
say? Wait, say what I'mgonna say first, and then take my
shot. Yes, now, Iwas gonna say. Something to think about
is what is the best thing you'vewon? Okay, like ever or ever?
Like general ever? What is it? What did you say? I

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said? What is? In general? I'm just saying, like whatever to
cut to the freaking break right now? In general, cut to the freaking
before I start roasting this woman.I want you to roast what do you
mean it? No? No,no, we said this yesterday, We
said this yesterday, we said thisyesterday. I'm trying. I am better

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like in general? Is like ingeneral? But it ever is like I
am talking like the same thing mayin general? Is it? Ever?
What do you think I'm talking abouta five star general, a dollar general?
What do you what do you think? In general? In general?
And are answering right now? Ad? No? No, no, that

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will be nice. I'll be niceafter the after the break, after the
break, after everyone answered, Itake my shot. Okay, we're being
brave right now, you're being brave. Go ahead, you want Okay,
what do you want me to answer? What in general means? No?
I said, what's the best thingyou've won? Okay? I thought we
were doing after that, after thebreak, we're doing one. What is

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the best thing I've won? Ohmy god, I don't know Rex's heart,
know that I've won your heart?I didn't. I guess in retrospect,
at some point it was considered awin. Not any more, he
said, not anymore? What wouldyou say? There was this one time

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I thought I won the lottery.I was only a number off. So
what did you do? So?I got like fifty bucks out of that
and I put and I put twodollars. Wait what did you do though?
When you thought you won? Iwas in shock. I was frozen
up. Did you go to thestore. No, no, no,
okay, when they did the numbersthat it was too late, like I

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was just checking because they did thedraw and I was just checking. Yeah,
and then I figured out. I'mlike, oh wow, But like,
do I win anything? The nextday scanned it in. I guess
I don't know. That's the bestthing you want. I don't want to
say that. That's like the secondthing you want. It's like the first
thing that came to mind. Comeback to me, Come back, Eric,

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come back to me. Go ahead, right, you already know what
you want. Come on, mygirl's heart, bro, this man,
the best thing I've won? Thetimer? The timer? You mean the

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Jeopardy music, The timer. Imean, there's a couple of things.
I find it hard to believe youwant anything. Wow, she is actually
crazy, saying I'm not a luckyperson. No you are not. Yeah,
you're a lucky person. But thankyou, I am a lucky person.
Remember that time, that time,there was more than once I forgot
about this goes to the casino,walks out with a grand every time.

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Bro, Actually, the last coupleof times I've been been losing money,
then it's okay. It just evensout what you want the times before.
Then, No, it does not. All right, I musa say the
best thing I've won. I mean, this is kind of like it's kind

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of like mid okay, but it'slike, just say, I was at
work one time, and like,I think I told you guys this,
but this guy offered to take feetpicts of me, and out of it,
I got a free speaker, tookfeet Did I hear that right?
I don't think you told I toldyou that. No, I don't think

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you Yeah. So I was workingat Journeys at the time, and this
guy told me that he needed totake me, like take some feet pics
of me, pause, so thathe could like pause, level up,
pause, pause your actual feet,like your bare feet. I'm gonna stop
you right there. Did you hookup with this person? Did you want
to know? Did he want youto with you? No? He took

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the pics and left. So basicallyhe took those pictures my prize and then
left. Did he work at Journeys? No? Was it just a random
dude. Yes, he just cameup to you and said, hey,
can you take a picture of yourfeet? Yes? Literally? All right,
a yo. So if you seemy feet picks out there, I

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bet you her feed picks are onpH. I am concerned. I bet
you they're on pH. But listen, this was like years ago, you
underage? Yes, yes, May, you're about to send this dude,
May, I don't even know.I don't remember what he looks like.
I don't remember anything any details.What's the speaker? Nice? At least?

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All I remember is putting my wasthe speaker nice? At least?
He was nice? It was cool? That's why I did it. And
then the end the store was empty, so I was like, I mean,
I have no customers. What didyou get in return? A free
speaker? Okay? With a speaker? Nice? It was a GBL JBL

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Yes? Was it older than you? I mean, was the package sealed?
It was opened? Was it?Yeah? Go to break go to
break broke? Yeah? No nono no no, no, no no
no, we have to talk aboutthis right now. It not. Do
you not hear? What are youhearing what I'm hearing? I am hearing
what you're hearing? Do you nothear that, you know, when I

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got it, I also thought about, like, oh, what if you
put something on the speaker like trackme? That is not record we're thinking
about, not what we're thinking.That's not what our minds are going to.
Right at the second, I don'tknow what I was thinking. Man,
I was a kid. How oldwere you? Sixteen? I was
like maybe sixteen, seventeen. Ithink sixteen because that's when I got my

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first job. You make me wantto take this shot, and I'm going
to do that. I think youneed to. Okay, so tell me
what it was bad about? Everythingwas bad about? Like what? Okay?
Do you want me to be nicer? Do you want me to you
know what I wanted to. Iwanted you to be. He deserves to
be. Let me put it,let me put it, let me put

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it this way, let me putit this way. If and no disrespect,
but I'm just using this as anexample. How does this sound like?
Howspect because I'm not disrespecting it,but just to put it into perspective.
Go ahead, go ahead, Let'ssay one of our fathers went to
a journey's Okay, before he continues, how old was the dude roughly,

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how do you think he was?How old did he look? I remember,
like I mean, probably less thanforty Jesus, go ahead, go
ahead, you can, okay,but picture picture of this you can.
You can correct me at any point. But imagine one of our fathers,

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which are past thirty five. Yeah, probably past forty, safe to say,
right, okay, imagine them goingto a journeys. Now, okay,
he was not listen like a man. Stop trying to defend him.
Wasn't an old man, young andnot young like man. Let him finish,

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Let him finish, It doesn't matter. I'll change it. Over thirty
okay, No, past forty,around forty was over thirty thirty five,
between thirty and thirty five. Thirtyfive is like imagine one of our fathers

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thirty thirty five going to a journeysasking a sixteen year old girl for feet
pictures and gives her a used speakerand walks away. Yeah. I guess
that sounds pretty good, but likeyou gotta think about my sixteen year old

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mind set was like, oh damn, a free speaker, damn, just
to take some picks. You're lookingfeet pictures And it wasn't the front.
It would let me stop, letme It wasn't the front of my feet.
It was the back like your heels, like the bottom, like the

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bottom, the bottom of my feet, picks, it was in the front.
I'm sorry, did I stand alone? Just stop? Just isn't that
better? Just think about the scenariojust painted for you? Okay? Is
that pretty accurate? I don't know. Would you look at your father the

(34:44):
same? Would you look at anyone of our phones? Wouldn't because I
know your father, So it's different. Imagine if imagine if his father,
we all know his father. Imagineif he did it, Yes, because
I knew him, it'd be like, why are you coming in here?
Taking you know? But you didn'tknow him anyways, I didn't know.

(35:05):
I think we communicated with it wasthe learning. I'm just curious to hear
how that conversation went down. Whenthe guy was like, i'll give you
price, Like, what did youdo when my manager? My manager was
there? Okay, was your manager? They obviously knew each other. They

(35:30):
knew each other. Yo, wejust name dropped the place to let's not
say it anymore. We're just kidding. This is all speculation. I mean,
they don't work there, exactly,so it doesn't matter. So I
have a question, man, Yeah, how did this entire thing play out?

(35:52):
What do you mean, like,how did you walk in an act?
Yes, that's exactly what you know. I don't know if I was
standing behind the desk coort, ifI was standing in the I don't know.
He just came up and was like, oh, you know, he
showed me that he was on somekind of like I don't know if it
was a game or it was something, but it was like he needed to

(36:13):
take pictures to like level up?Do you do you know, do you
guys know that game like the players. I know so many photographers that I
can guarantee you that whatever he showedyou was straight up a front. Yeah.
But it was like I saw itand I was like, oh,
like dude, photographers do not dothat anyways. So my next question right

(36:38):
before we move on. Man,yes, yes, I'm just triggered,
just like, man, how couldyou? I mean, I'm not traumatized.
I got a free speaker at it. I mean, the good thing
is it was only feet picks.Here's a question. Here's a question.
I mean, when he took thephoto, was it a professional camera or

(36:59):
was it like an eye phone ordid it look like a perfection professional look.
I think it was on his phonebecause I remember him showing me his
phone and like showing me like thegame or whatever he was trying to do.
I think it was on his phone. Can I ask again? Can
you just cut to commercial? Bro? She needs to stop. No,
No, it was his phone.I'm trying to remember it was. Remember

(37:25):
it was like seven years ago.Bro, Okay, there's still professional cameras
seven years ago, I know,but I think it was on his phone
because I remember him like it waslike some app or something, and I
remember seeing like, oh, likeyou know what it reminded me of.
It reminded me of you know thatthat movie The Player or Player Ready Player
one and they had to level upand they had to do like different tasks.

(37:47):
It reminded me of that. Yeah, but that's what it reminded me
of. I'm sure one of thetasks on there, may listen, I'm
sure one of the tasks on therewas take a picture of a sixteen year
old girls feet. I'm sure that. I don't know if you thought I
was sixteen. I don't know whathe thought, dude. I'm sure you
look sixteen at the time. Ican't. Do you have a picture of

(38:10):
you when you were sixteen? Yes, but she's not going to show it.
Let me see you like the finalone. No, I'm not a
loss for words right now. Ithe more she talks about this it gets
I'm not going to comment on thisanymore. I'm not gonna say more than
what I alread. Yeah, well, because you have more to say,

(38:31):
No, because then it just turnsme I think you should. I mean
no, No, I'm not doingthat. Shocked, I think not shocked,
disbelief and disbelief. And I mean, you were sixteen, but I'm
still sixteen. I'm still yo.But like this, I'm like a gullible

(38:52):
choking the microw. Yeah, youcan say it at home. I do.
That's the best thing I've ever won. That was the you, speaker
is the best you. Everyone knowsyou. I just knew that it was

(39:13):
open. I didn't think about it. Then you said dollars was not that
good? Come on? Wait whatyou're what the lottery that? I thought?
Come on? And then I mean, you know what is it?
Is it or a changed worth morethan a used one? A used one

(39:34):
and not the fact that you saidin the beginning of this conversation that there
could have been a camera in thereto That's what I was thinking. I
was like, Damn, maybe Ishouldn't. Do you still have the speaker?
No, I don't. I thinkI lost it or something. I
hope for you have a better versionof it now. Okay, at least
she doesn't. I hope for yoursake, you were never naked in front

(39:55):
of that speaker. Who's to sayhe was to say I wouldn't. I
think I changed my answer. Ichanged my answer. This gave you time
to think. The best thing I'veever won was the chance to lose my
virginity, and I did. Ofcourse, he wants to talk about this

(40:17):
and it was amazing. Okay,you're gonna tell me that was That was
not the best experience you ever had. I'm indifferent. Was it you or
was it her? To what toinitiate? No, just what made the
experience meant to her? Yeah?What was your name? First? The

(40:42):
first name? The first name?No, you're not dropping last names.
What is the first letter? Okay, I'm not saying you lost your chance
with this person? No, no, no, he did it. He
just the experience itself was met likeand that's all I'm saying. I mean,
yeah, okay, tell us aboutyours. It makes sense now because

(41:09):
of how I'm going to say it. She was already experienced, which made
it fire. But at eighteen,okay, that's fair. Eighteen it made
it fire because she knew what shewas doing, but I didn't same age.
No, no, But that's whatI'm saying. It makes sense now

(41:29):
because at the time what this guyyou said, she was experienced, yes,
not that not that time. Shewasn't getting paid for it, but
yeah, she she was around whichI found out later was around her booty
whole brown. Okay, So anyway, sorry for cutting me off. So

(41:53):
so that's why it was fire forme. But at the time I didn't
understand, you know, I wasit was my first time, that wasn't
her first time. Yeah. Soessentially she took you by the ropes and
and guided you the way my pussloves ropes, and I was a freaking
bowler trying to escape. I wasin an arena. What was it two

(42:15):
minutes? I actually don't remember.It was a long time. I actually
don't remember. I don't want I'llsay I'll say ten minutes. I want
to say, first time, that'snot mad. I want to say because
not adding the time that we likewere warming up to it, because obviously
your first time you were a littleshy. You know what I'm saying.

(42:37):
I don't know. Oh my god, I'm naked, were naked, and
we're better to do stuff in thenasty Oh my god. Some people were
like this the first time I seeboobies. This is the first person.
What do I do with them?Do I POKEM do a POKEMB? But
now I'm a completely different monster.This man is the experience. So she

(43:00):
created, she created a monster.I don't like she created it. I
think she guided it. No,I would say she created it. Really
yeah, I would say she created. I would say she How do I
say? There was a cinematic wordI had, like a dramatic word.
I had catalyst. By the way, may you still need your second tequila

(43:23):
shop? Catalyst? Catalyst? Idon't know, no character development? What
was character? And now look atyou, bro. The experience he's the
experience. When taking lightning starts stringtaking the girls, he's like, not
come here, yeah, yeah,yeah yeah, let me show you the

(43:45):
way, Let me show you theway made this way. May I got
a room. Maye, we gota room here in the studio. Go
go go, she said, didyou hear she said, she wants to
go follow me start doing the chacha. Was the line that's you guys or

(44:08):
wait wait wait wait wait, butmentally, just what was your what was
your what's the best thing you you? Well, yeah, you can BacT
to you know, some of mygirl's heart. He did. But I
was like, that's a shame becausethat's see what you're getting. You can't
win that is no, there's noshame in that. Thank you. I
appreciate that something you like that isa big deal. That's something that's something

(44:30):
you earn and he earned it.You didn't win it though. If he
earned it, he got it.He won it because you can earn money
from a job, but you can'twin money from a job. Again,
Can we cut to a commercial?Will we'll be back for the second hour
of Royal Hero to be on thisWednesday afternoon, this November Wednesday afternoon,

(44:55):
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Lotro Royal the show stand back startwell. The second then said, I

(45:37):
have to build out. I haveto build it up. This is must
be called. Yeah, that's mean. Okay, let me stop. If

(46:06):
you're gonna be if you're gonna doan intro for me, put some like
dramatic novella music. I think thatpretty much, or put Romeo Santos?
Which one? I got you rightnow? I got you because I can't
play anything because it's long. Areyou guys on share play? Yeah?
I thought you you it's playing?What is it like? I keep pressing

(46:29):
you control? That is not theone I'm playing? Are you? Are
you disconnected? That's what happened.Connect? That was that was Rico's problems.
Connect. It's because the host hasended the jam in them, not
in the said the jam okaya,Oh my yeah, get away? What

(46:54):
is that? What is that?A producer? Producer? What is that?
Can you? Can you say itinto the mic? Please? Just
derived from Italy? Oh oh,grapp on my butt right now is what
it's about to do? Yo?What is what does it smell like?

(47:24):
Tastes like it smells like cookies.It tastes like he said, give me
more? What is it? Thatthing is strong, but it doesn't taste
bad though. Oh my god,she's gonna feel that. What's the percent

(47:52):
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
Because I feel it? I justfelt it. Just reading that,
I just felt I felt it moreand I read the percentage rather than when
I tasted it. What is itfifty how much you already said it?
Fifty percent? Fifty percent? Myguy doesn't feel it, but it's like,

(48:13):
no, you feel it in thefumes. I feel it. I
feel it like going like our producerover here is feeding. Look and then
listen everybody in the studio today,the producers bringing the party down here.
Oh my god, this smells likecookies to you. It smelled like cookies.

(48:37):
Oh my god. I don't knowwhat kind of cookies y'all are eating,
but it's smelled the cookies to me. I don't mean I guess yooso
damn dude, Grandpa, No,the do do you? Si? Grappa

(49:05):
hamona del fru fruy. I'm doingthe little Italian like hand gesture you have
to Erica's recod. I'm googling Itapole Man's. Oh it's a brandy.
He's like grape based Palmon's Brandy ofthe town on the picture. It has
a grape on the picture. Bro. Yeah, yeah, usually usually according

(49:36):
to this it contains from thirty fiveto sixty percent alcohol. Honestly, I
can really feel the fermented grapes thatwere aged in that barrel since the year
seventeen ninety five. Yeah you can, I really can't. I can taste
the independence of America in that importedof course imported. Yeah, there were

(49:58):
no high tariffs when they imported thatone. Apparently this is supposed to range
from tasting like green fruit, whiteflorals. Hey, this is supposed to
taste like green fruit, white florals, maybe to aromas of hazelnuts and dark

(50:21):
chocolate cookie. Thank you, you'rewelcome. I do taste the chocolate more
now I do taste. But Ismelled it. It smelled like cookies.
It doesn't smell like cookies. Iwasn't so crazy because it has chocolate in
it. I wasn't so crazy.He just said, it's yeah, it's

(50:44):
it's in the aftertaste. You gottaget like inhale exhale, and then you
you'll feel the taste of the chocolate. She's like, no, I don't
taste that chocolate, she says,No, you do my nostrils. Wha,
she tastes alcohol is what she's saying. You had to swirl it around,
sniff it, and then take itand then slash it in your mouth,

(51:05):
and that way you get the fulltaste. I'm just kidding. No,
it's just good to smell like chocolate, the aroma of it. Okay,
cut it out like dark chocolate.Yeah, I can. I can
see the dark chocolate smell so likedark chocolate cookies. Maybe. Yeah,
yeah, I know, I knowbecause I pointed it out first. Eric.

(51:29):
No, I'm supporting you. Yes, thank you. I just want
you to say that I'm right.The producer. The producer wanted to bring
us a present. Cheers to theproducer, thank you for training us.
This man came down just to getus drunk, literally literally on the last
hour of the show. That's insane. Well that's interesting, Ga, it

(51:49):
was an interesting blurred vision. Youweren't even that much. Do he gave
like he gave like this much mhm, But let me do. That's
the one that says yes, andhe's gonna feel it even more because yes,
Grappa Grappa ra Pandola song what hey, who are you? I'm actually

(52:31):
said, that's on the tuna congramleame makes you said, gone came but

(52:52):
laia something him nest, let's gojama little man. You want to keep
more? Okay? Like who Supereven has the lyrics, maybe saying yo,

(53:20):
I think you can't keep up withthe real meal. La men no
man mana man can make come downto gutter catt o. Slowly they got

(53:57):
that, they got that grappa andtheir blood down. They're like, my
god, take this off. It'sdangerous. Take what off your clothes?
What? I'm already naked right now. Oh we're not taking our clothes off.
I'll be right. And you weremaking take off your clothes in the
other room, if you like,Super, she said, sir, No,

(54:20):
sir, sir. She's shaking itlike I need a little bit more
for that. Romeo Simples gli allright, what the hell were we talking

(54:45):
about before all this? I don'tknow. The producer just came down and
just f this up. Yeah,and now we're annihilated. It's only I
wasn't trying to hump this early,bro, I think me says she wanted
to be hummed id, but notthis early. Though, sorry, but

(55:05):
not so sorry early? What timeis it? Time? This time to
start humping? Time to take anap? You know midday? Right now.
I was going to say a middaynap would be great. Honestly,
midday naps be hidden different. Mysister says this, she has a ritual

(55:28):
and she's actually struggling getting rid ofto take a nap mid day. Is
this the one at school? No? She she's a teacher now. So
she's a math teacher now. Sodoes she sleep on mid days? No
more? No, not anymore.That's she's struggling getting rid of the at
school now. So she gets tired. Yeah, but when she gets home,

(55:49):
she straight goes to the bed,knocks out. Maybe we say hi?
Maybe, maybe not? Don't youget home? So she gets home
around three thirty. Damn, no, wonder I get off of the threes
on Friday, I go and takeYeah. So she leaves earlier than me,
so she has to be at workat seven. Obviously, goes the
whole way, whole way through.Because she's a teacher. Sometimes she has

(56:12):
to do like parent teacher conferences andthings like that, or planning for the
next lesson, which sometimes goes intothe rest of the day. Bro shout
out to the teachers, bro shoutout to teach No, actually, yeah,
actually they do. Watching her doher job, which does not end
at school, does not end withthe parent drama, the student drama,

(56:36):
because there are difficult students, youknow, they all have their their needs
and she has to cater to themall. She takes that work home,
and she takes that work home andsometimes she's up till like two in the
morning, planning lessons, planning forfor for things to do for when she
needs offer or stuff like that,grading homework, grading tests. It's a

(56:57):
lot, sending emails to parents,sending emails to admir because she has the
Center report. These teachers are aresomething else, and it really watching her
do that really does open my eyesto the problem that is how much they
pay these teachers. They don't enough. They really don't. It's a whole
profession that you need a degree forand they don't pay men. You were

(57:22):
gonna say something, I was gonnasay, like our teachers like salary,
their salary base right, they are, yes, sad, but the business
best they make is like sixty maybemaybe fifty because I know, like starting,
starting, starting during summer. It'slike, you know, they don't
get paid. Yeah, it waslike no, And and it makes sense

(57:43):
because back when I used to workat a restaurant at like when I was
like twenty twenty one, a lotof teachers that work kindergarten, even not
even high school because she teaches highschool, would work these these restaurant jobs
for the summer because they don't getpaid. They don't get paid enough,
and they don't get paid during thesummer, so they're trying to make ends

(58:04):
meet exact what I'm saying. Andsome of them have kids, some of
them have other things that they gotto pay for. It's crazy. And
even with what they get paid,and it's not even enough to say for
the summer. No, no,it's not. And that's why I'm like,
yo, shout out to them,because they care that much for our
society's future that they go through thoseall those years of college and do all

(58:25):
that stuff and then put their theircareers towards this. You know what I'm
saying for little financial reward, forlittle financial awards, because I know it's
probably rewarding for them to see thestudents, yeah, be successful, but
there's no financial reward because they don'tget paid enough. It just really shows
the dedication. So shout out tomy sister, and shout out to all
those teachers. They be doing themost. May maybe when you run for

(58:49):
president, you can, oh forsure put the higher pay. Yeah,
definitely, the first Dominican women,the first one. The first thing.
You know what I would do that? What would you? What would you?
Okay, what would be your firstact as president? You get,
you get and you get sworn in, you make your way to the to

(59:09):
the White House. They give youthat pen because they always have that one
free, the first one. Itwould have to be included free health care
and free post high school education withoutovertaxing people. Who's gonna pay for it?

(59:30):
No one's gonna pay for it becauseit's free. Mm hmmm. So
who's gonna pay like the teachers andeverything, Well, the government will with
the money that's being spent for nothing, for things that shouldn't be spent on.
So essentially they'd become government employees.Yes, government staff okay, yes,

(59:53):
teachers, No, there's county county, county, I see, I
for one would I don't know whatI would do. Actually, there's so
many things I would do. Ifeel like if the options were presented before
me, I would pick one.They just say, fit, I'm gonna

(01:00:15):
do that one. I think thatwill be one of the ones. I
will say, Okay, if youhad to pick one right now, right
right now, right now, Well, considering the conversation, I will say
that I would raise teacher salaries.Let's say the teacher salary was already raised
by the prior president. Next,I would cut funding. And this is

(01:00:40):
me not knowing the context as towhy they did it in the first place,
but I would cut funding to allthese domestic wars or not domestic international,
sorry, international wars, and focuson domestic problems to fix our infrastructure.

(01:01:00):
That's what I would do. Answeryou, B that's a college level
answer. You would you agree that'sthat's not a bad idea. It is
a pretty good idea. Yeah,I would do that. I feel like
there's just we're failing economically here.I'm not going to get to political,
but we're failing here economically where ourinfrastructure. If we wore get to hit

(01:01:22):
by like let's say a nuclear bomb, we wouldn't be able to handle it.
And the only thing really protecting usis these oceans. You know what
I'm saying, And that's it.If we were a part of Europe,
we would be gone, demolished.So that's what I will focus on.
Put all that money towards us,not them, you know what I'm saying,

(01:01:45):
so that we can defend ourselves andthem because we have allies exactly.
So that's it. That's that's whatI would do. May your turn.
What is the question? What wouldwhat would be your first act as present?
So you get you get sworn in, you make your way to the
White House, they give you thatpen, they open that book, they

(01:02:06):
have that desk that they always goto, and they signed their first executive
order? What would that be?Mm hm? Put that song on right
now, the Jeopardy song. There'sso many things you can do. So
it's like hard Eric over calling throughhis phone. He's like this, I

(01:02:37):
think I think I do free healthcare, Like how Eric Hason? Okay,
you guys can't steal my stuff.So let's say the guys steal your stuff.
Okay. If free healthcare was alreadyon the table, then I'd say,
I mean I kind of want tosay, like, you know,
letting anyone just come in to theUS, and is you know, become

(01:03:00):
a citizen or are you are yousaying like more specifically like the Latin American
border, are you saying yeah,but not really could be anybody. But
then it also comes in mind likesafety wise, like who's coming in?
What I'm saying. So it's conflicted, yeah, because like you don't just

(01:03:23):
want to let anyone in, butit's like you also do want to let
anyone in because it's like you know, it's let's say you would you would
establish a process some more, adifferent process to let them in. There
is a process right now, butit's just not the best process, which
is what you would improve. Yes, so you would improve the immigration processes.

(01:03:45):
Okay, I think that that's valid. It's not that bad. Nobody
say it was bad. Not yourIt's not yours. I did not care.
But second best what you reason likethat? To make sure to make

(01:04:08):
sure you know my frustration square up? Okay, what's up with it?
Where the squares? What's up withit? Hey? May? What's up
with it? Right now? Rightnow? He may? Who's up with
this? Yes? What I thought? I think we should play that song
next, we'll play We'll play MarkAntoni no, We'll play that song in

(01:04:38):
the next segment. Okay is thatOkay? Is that? Okay? Absolutely
fine with perfect see what thank youfor tuning into a letter royal here be
the f M will be right backafter this break. Okay, Scoopy and

(01:05:06):
the rest are your male is goingboom boom boom boom boom, Yeah boom
boom boom boom boom scoom boom boom. Yeah. Like I said, Pierre

(01:05:34):
Thing Like I said Pierre Thing Mirecoles, It's day scoomy doo pop yeah,
doom boom boom boom boom. Welcomeback to a lot of radio. We're
here with Eric Yo, what's up? Yeah, and myself alex A.
K Ricos pellow Ricos Okay, Hello, okay, but sorry, stro what

(01:06:11):
you got pas. That's a goodquestion. Do you guys smoke hookah?
Honest cool answer? I have,Hey, honest answers answer. I don't.

(01:06:36):
My family does, but I have. I have a lot of Middle
Eastern friends, and that's their versionof our drinking. You look Middle Eastern
to so and thank you, you'rewelcome. I mean they're handsome. Oh
I didn't mean that, but okay. The public, the public can take
that as they may. But Iwas saying about you. No, but

(01:06:58):
they they smoke a lot of hookah. Okay, So I just do it
occasionally, but I don't. Idon't do it every time I'm there.
It's just it's the same as MaryJane. Okay, you know I don't
do it a lot. I don'tif it's there. Sometimes when it's there,
I'm in the mood and I justsay, yeah, I'll do it.

(01:07:19):
Why I'm gonna pull it out rightnow there? Because I have one
here in the studio. You don'treally or here. You guys can keep
talking. I got you keep talking. You're not gonna light it though,
I actually don't think you will.This this man fun fact, Look at

(01:07:44):
my dog? Why is she holdingthe bone like that? You can swipe?
This is how I look like whenI'm better dance with a girl?
I got I hold her like that? And then this man actually has a
yo? What why do you havethat? You don't have anything to like

(01:08:04):
that with. You don't have nofun, you don't have hookah? No,
you don't. Wait what does heyou better smoke? Right now?
Why does he have that? Becausewho does that? Here? Who?
I love he wants to who doesthat here? Though apparently he does.
He does not look like the type. That's something that was left in this

(01:08:27):
house when he when he moved here? Can you confirm confirmed ignoring us?
Was that something that was left hereby somebody else? To the studio?
Look by us? I knew youweren't gonna r No, we don't know
who's that. We don't have anyof the little thing. Yeah, we

(01:08:49):
need more. Maybe maybe next show. Maybe next show, No, not
tomorrow, next week, maybe nextweek, next week, next week.
Don't threaten me with a good she'soky excited for next week. I'm trying.
I was thinking about because there's likea hookah shove around the corner of
like a smoke shop, buying anotherone that has more get us, because

(01:09:12):
that one has one that has four. All you really need is just the
tips. Everybody has their own tips, and you just keep there's no fun.
I want to constantly holding my rightnext to me. Next week,
then all right, bet by,buy one with the whole thing. How
much did that cost? I haveno idea how thing looks big about it.

(01:09:38):
We can just get the thing andthen it'll be cheaper if we did
it all together and like I gottabe not during the show. I know,
I don't want to get the wallswith all the hookah juices and we
like smoke. I can't see whereare you guys don't understand the hold and

(01:10:03):
caught your neck. But yeah,see you guys were thinking. You guys
were trying to say I was bluffing. I was not bluffing. I what
was you right now? Oh no, we don't have the material for that.
We need to charcoal to We've establishedthis, we don't have the Okay,
my cute dog, put it.Put it in the account. I

(01:10:28):
think we can all including the listeners, can appreciate your dog if we like
in the blue light even better,your dog is a psychopath. I don't
know why she's holding the bone likethat, like she bound to do something,
about to do some damage. Putsome damage on that bone. You

(01:10:49):
know that red bone, red bone? Is that what you say? I
love me my red bone. Imean my dog loves his red bone,
red bone. I said, mydog like it, like his red bones,
something like you said you like yourall right bone? May please all
right? Set next week? Gotwhat the very special segment that we have.

(01:11:15):
You got some stuff brought to you? What is this? What is
this? What is this? Whatis this? What bring we got?
Treat? Good? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna let these fools develour this.
We'll be back with the segment hereon the that's about that she's on

(01:11:54):
right now. May I know five? Four three two? I don't know
the lyrics live from somewhere or here, okay, and we are segments of

(01:12:43):
the Avengers. Now get your vocalsready. I think it's time for This
is the segment where I give youwords in English and you tell me what
they are in Spanish For those kidsthat don't know they're real Spanish and they've
been raised by Latino parents like me, and yeah, do you start?

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Even for the people that know theirSpanish, they were like, damn,
I didn't know that. That's agood one. That's a good one.
All right. So I'm gonna giveyou five words. Let's do it.
I want to go past that.Then that's that's up to you. Five
is good? All right? Firstone and I lost it? Okay,
how do you say? How doyou say bored? In Spanish? Right?

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Yes, we're starting easy, we'restarting it all right. This one's
I guess a little challenging second wordon this No Sabo segment. How do
you say road in Spanish? Ye? Poor, ye poor? No,

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that's not that's not that's not thewhat's the proper term road? You got
this? Eric? Hold on?Damn? I thought I was the only
one. We're in the segment inthe elt Royal and to be that I

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FM and we're trying to translate wordsfrom English to Spanish for the kids.
If you do not know what's whatespinole is? How do you say road
in Spanish? For real? Idon't know? Gya was my guest took

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good one. May are you stickingwith caya or are you changing your answer?
I can't think of anything else,anything else? Okay, the word
is carretera road in the Spanish iscare I guess I want to think of

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like racing. I think, allright, okay, okay, okay,
it's related. It's related to thiswork, which is the only clue I'm
gonna give you. But how doyou say railroad or train in Spanish?
This was I think this is gonnabe the hardest one of today. So

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is like land, right? Ithink? So? Yeah, she's not
on the right track. That's funnypun intended or no pun intended. I
got that. You didn't even knowyou did that. Me think, how

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do you say railroad train in Spanish? Train? Train, train, not
no candy candy? Is that yourfinal answer? Yes, she's getting a
piece of meat and she's vi,she's putting. She's going through this process

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of she just put give me,give me the thinking, the Jeopardy song.
Right now, she's going through themotions. She just put a piece
of meat in her mouth. Shegot a nice piece. She's chewing,
she's thinking. I wonder what she'sthinking right now? How do you say
train? And she's chewing, she'schoking, she's going, she's going for

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the napkin. Is that a goodsign? Do you think that's a good
sign? I just okay, okay, I think she's coming to a conclusion.
She's coming around, she's going upto the mic. Okay, she
chuckles. What is she about tosay that? Terrain is my fin answer?
Terrain? Okay, waiting for what? All right? I just want

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to say, you both suck,okay, suck. This railroad is nuts.
These nuts. The way you sayrailroad in Spanish is ferro carril.
I would have never done that.He quits. But you've heard it before?
Is that the only answer? Itis the answer that we're looking for.

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I've never heard that before. No, Carrill, that's how you say
railroad. Sounds like you're saying afaral cat pharaoh. I can see that.
Carril, Carrill, far Carrill,Carrill. Okay. Next, the
next one is how do you sayokay? I would argue this one is
actually a hard, hard one.How do you say club in Spanish?

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Clube? Now he's got that guy. That is a common misconception right there.
We're not talking about like a danceclub. This club like a club
like in school. You want aclub? Mother said, what's the artist
name? Everybody go to the disco? Attach what's his name? I know

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you're talking about, but oh mygosh, what the heck is his name?
It doesn't matter. Now she's inthe club right now. She's in
the club right now. Maybe Iremember the artist, But eric club glube.
May you're saying glube, clue,clue? Is that just like I'm

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surrounded by Would you have gotten thisif you didn't see the answer. No,
But but I would assume it's nota glube. I would assume that
much. What would you assume itwas not this? Sam? Nobody says

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it sounds like something else. Okay, we got Ferro Carril, we got
we got g which is club?Okay? How do you say this is
the last one? This, thisis very much the less one? Do
it? How do you say?I feel like I've said this one before?

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But what what is this? Whatis this? Impatience? Right now?
I want to take a nap afterthe show. What time is it
in the afternoon? About to benot even two? Oh yeah, it's
about to be too. I haveto look at the time. How do
you say platypus in Spanish? Man, that's like impossible. He said this

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before. Platos? What's answer?How do you say platypus? Answer?
Bla, What are you making itsound like an Italian lata bos pizza freaking

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made plat the bruising pizza and asponge spaghetti spaghetti they had? She's getting
impatient? Plata booth, plata,pussy, plata poosy, what golden pussy

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plata poosy? Is it plata silver? No? Wait? Is it that
was not plato or plooma? Noplata or plombo plomo. Here you go.
No, but that's you're right.You're welcome, you're right, you're

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right. We just had to puta brain. You're right, you're right,
right now, he's right, he'sright. Two brains than one.
Okay, the way you say platapusse plata poos plata now plata possy,
platypus, okay, platypus, platapum rinkle okay, wrinkle or rico.

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Okay, we gotta go home.It's time to go then, you guys
for joining us this afternoon. We'llbe back tomorrow. Storing talk. Our
listeners are going like yo, theyare messed up. What was in that
thing? Producer talking chewing on thisthings, chewing on your meat. It
feels so good. We'll be backtomorrowsk like to be that fem Yes, sir