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You're on air with you come tome in your time on meat. I
see give him a blosso what doyou drink? Give me a glass of
water whiskey boom, oh goody,I take the whiskey. Please. Good
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afternoon, Good afternoon, good afternoon. It's Tuesday. It is Tuesday,
Tuesday, Tuesday day, Tuesday,Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, November seventh,
twenty twenty three. My name isare hearing a lot through Roy of
the show here, I'm good,I'm good. How are you? I'm
ready good? Asking me and ay. Then I was drinco blah blah
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blah blah blah blah blah and Rodiowho I didn't ask you how you were?
Swab does not wait, he doesn'tneed you to ask him. Excuse
me, mamen. I put himin his feelings. Gonna be sadday now,
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maybe little high for this Tuesday afternoon. My man's fresh out of s
n L. This guy, ohyeah, he was on Saturday. Did
you'll catch the episode or I sawclips? I don't care. I saw.
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I saw the Shrek skip. Itwas a little funny. I only
saw the Spanish mother. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
saw the intro that and the Shrekgimmick, which was I thought it was
pretty funny. Honestly, I thinkit was pretty good. I thought the
language barrier will kind of like bringit back. But did you watch the
whole thing? I did, Yeah, But I mean they put this.
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They're having fun with the subtitles too. I think, yeah, he's like
they put when he was introducing doingthe opening monologue, he was starting to
speak Spanish and then the subtitles literallysaid speaking in Spanish. But then he's
like, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this? What
is this? Say? Change thisfor me, and he's like speaking more
sexy Spanish or something like that.He's like, yeah, in the beginning,
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I think he was speaking Spanish andthen English too. Yeah, he
kep going back and forth. Butthen he brought out Pedro Pascal. I
saw that. Well, he playsthe Mandalorian plays the Last of Us.
He's the main character in the Lastof Us Forget what other movies, Yes,
which I think was that his breakoutwrong. I think like one of
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his bigger roles. I think hewas one of them because the Moncos was
was big. Yeah, the originalone, yes, the original, the
spin off or the Blood the olo. There you go. Not a lot
to talk about coming up in theshow on this Tuesday afternoon. Yeah,
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on Everything Rose the show, moneyIssurich. You're going to may Alex.
Yes, yes, gracing your ears. Thank you for so much for tuning
in. I got some coffee inmy system. I'm feeling a lot,
no better, a little better better, feel a little lit off of that
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caffine. Yeah, we talk aboutGeorge. No no, no, no,
no no no no, feeling likesonic with the rings. No no,
I know the rings. I knowthe ring. Thank you, thank
you, the ring, thank you. Yes, I do. Okay,
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you be hearing it in some seveneleven. Sometimes why somebody get knocked out
like one of these they drop therings because you get that the sonic rings.
He's talking about something else though,you know what I'm talking about,
right, No, yeah, youdon't be hearing that seven eleven. Sometimes,
oh he made but that's when theyget there. They have that at
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seven eleven I never paid attention.They have that sound. May knows like
she's like, but that's when theypick up the ring in the game.
I'm getting all the rings I droppedthem. Mhm. That that's when he
gets hit. It's like dead.That's how I felt this morning. I'm
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not gonna lie to you. No, No, I don't know. Today
was a little harder to get outof bed for some reason. It's just
like my body's just over it.You've seen that meme with that cat with
the black cat going. It's justlike having an old seizure. That was
me. That's me every day.I ain't gonna cap like this man's a
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vampire is work? Yeah? Literallyin the morning, like he's like,
I go to bed bright. Ilook at the time, like, damn,
it's almost that time where I gottago to sleep and wake up and
have to go to this and doit all over again. Legit, legit.
It's like what, like what doyou do like to go to sleep?
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Like do you just go to sleeplike without any like watching TV?
I watch some Netflix and then I'mlike, okay, that's time to go
to bed. Soon to wake upmad, even though I still wake up
mad. No, matter what.Okay, no sleep, bro, Yeah,
I feel that. I feel that. What's your what's your ritual?
Why you're laughing? I don't knowwhy. Yeah, I just watched Netflix.
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I usually go to sleep with Netflixor just like force myself and just
turn off the lights and everything andgo under my covers. Why are you
scared of the dark? No,I just like the darkness sounds like you're
depressed. You need a hell.I just go to sleep when it's like
silence and just under my bed,just silent. Frequency needs to be perfect
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so that you can just slip intothe to the slumber. You fall asleep
to white noise. Bro, No, I can't do that. Have you
tried? Have you tried? Likesand? Sometimes it's on, you know,
one time, and it's work actuallysurprisingly, So you put on like
a rain, like an effect,like a loop of just the storm or
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rain, and I thought it wassomething like that, maybe a little bit
more calm. This sounds a littletoo loud, but yeah it Now it's
a tornado. What are you doing? No? No, no, that's
a river now, like you knowhow you know how it's it's one of
those days where like, okay,I'm a painting for you. You're lazy.
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There's a small breeze, but youfear like here the trinkling of like
stay home, like that type thingthat sound effect. I fall asleep too.
Yeah, those those days made mefall asleep too. Yeah. Do
you do any like skincare routines?Oh? Yeah, like I do.
Like my little face was going tomake sure her forehead is good, bro,
Yeah, of course you can makesure shining the next morning every single
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day. She pushes her hair bag. Just when you see the gleam outside,
it's not the sunrise. It's likeyou gotta oil it up, yeah,
in the morning time, but it'slike three o'clock in the morning.
I'm ready faces the sun. You'rein the distance. That's going on your
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fore hair, bro. Just kidding. That's pretty sad because when I wake
up as dark outside, so it'snot like it's not shining nowhere, so
your forehead gives you light. Youknow what's sad though, way, you
know what's sad. You wake upin the morning, like I leave the
house when I do go work onsite, I leave the house and it's
dark, and then when you comeback home, it's dark. And then
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when you when you're on Fridays you'redone with work. Sometimes you go out,
even if you go home, it'sdark, dark, everything's dark.
Sometimes I'm really grateful when I dowake up early and I'm not tired,
Like I just wake up with likeenergy and you have like the full day
ahead of you. That has tobe the most productive feeling. Yeah,
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I feel like that every day.You guys feel like that. You like
that I'm getting ready maybe on theweekend, never during the week. Really,
I mean I'm speaking in general whenyou yeah, but I mean during
the week is when I wake upearly. So that's when it happens for
I can't wake up. I alwayswake up early on the weekends. My
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body hates me. It's like youwake up early on the weekends because I'm
like, you know why, It'sbecause you don't have to, which is
why your body is like I cando it because I can because later I
can sleep if I want to.I have no responsibilities to anyone. Man.
They got to get rid of thisday work weeks. Yeah, they're
already passed it. I forget whereit's not on the news. One of
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the these days where they like gotrid of the five day work week.
Really I don't know if it's don'tquote me. I don't know if it's
certain states, or if it's thatthey want to pass it for the whole
country. They need to pass itfor the whole country. I'm sick and
tired of working these five days.Honestly, that's your whole week. Your
week is gone. You spend moretime at work than you do with your
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family now when you're working, like, unless you invite them, well,
let's all work together. That's true. I saw this post somebody said that
you live at work and you visithome. Yeah, that's how it feels
like. You just go home tosleep, You just go home again and
then you leave. That's crazy.That hit me hard. You even eat
at work at home exactly. Iwas thinking about this at work one day.
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I was like, that's crazy.We're here for eight freaking hours,
maybe even twelve hours some jobs,and you're like, what horrible? Yes,
horrible, horrible. I mean nowI would I mean, I would
obviously like to have a four daywork week, but it wouldn't bother me
if we stuck with five, becauseI'm just so used to it, you
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know what I mean. But that'sthe thing. If we go to a
four day work week, It'd belike Wow, we'd be like, this
is amazing. Extra day. Youknow what's gonna happen though, is there.
They're gonna take off the day,but they're gonna make the day longer.
I would be okay with that,working ten hours. I don't miss
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those days because because look, look, look look right, you get,
for example, Saturday, Sunday,Monday off. Right, why do you
want Monday off? Because Mondays alwayssuck. Mondays are horrible. He wants
the week to start on toy yo, Stop being a weenie bro. I'm
just saying, but listen hear me, all right, no, because then
Tuesdays become your Monday, and thenyou dread Tuesdays. Tuesday sounds better than
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now Tuesdays? Yeah, check itout? The right, you go partying
on sun Saturday, super cover recoveryon Sunday, and you can have another
day of free time Monday. No, because then once everyone's used to it,
you're gonna start planning things for Sundayand just like you would for Saturday,
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because you have Monday off, andthen you're gonna dread Tuesday because it's
your new Monday. Sounds like failureexactly for the person. That's the person's
fault. That's not what we're doingit now. So who's doing it?
Not me? But we party onSaturdays, Friday, Saturdays, we party
Sunday. Yeah, some people goout on brunch for Sundays, but you
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gotta choose one. With me,It's like it's either we're partying Saturday night
or we don't and we go outSunday morning. I can't do both.
I can't do both. This weekend, I went out with friends after so
I picked up a shift at thebar I work at, and after words,
we met up with my cousins becauseit's one of my cousin's birthday.
Shout out Laura. Shout out Lauraif you're listening. But we met up
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at a bar and we chilled forthe whole night. We got a little
lit you know what I'm saying.And then actually side note, we look
outside and some dude was like walkingaround with some sign in the hand.
I think I told you about that. Let's say go. We walk in
the patios full of people. Butit turns out I think it's like some
engagement party that was happening. Buttwo dudes were like arguing, okay,
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and then aside from that, laterwe see some dude like yelling at another
guy with like a street sign inhis hand. He's backing up like talking
trash or whatever. And it wasjust a lot going on. And so
yeah, the whole night happens.And then the next night I messed up
because I got lit. And thenthe next night, my cousin was throwing
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another Halloween party at her place andeverybody was going and I had agreed to
bring stuff, so I'm like,I got I gotta go now choice.
So I'm still kind of recovering fromFriday night. Saturday, I go in,
we get trash. These people arepsychopaths, bro. Have you ever
played beer pong with shots? That'sdangerous. That sounds like, you know
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what they wanted to do, becauseI started filling them up with water because
that you know, normal people playwith water and they keep the drink on
the side of beer or beer beer. I mean normally it's beer, but
I mean, to be honest,you're throwing the ball around, it hits
the floor and walking on the floorand you're throwing it in there. It's
nasty. So that's why, likeI like to play a water, So
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I started filling them up with water. My cousin goes like, what are
you doing? And I'm like,I'm setting up and she's like, no,
no, we're playing with shots.I'm like, what you want to
put? Where? We? Sowhere is it? Like? Big cups
were just like normal, like thislike normal. So there she wanted to
play put shots in there. Shewanted to put shots in each one.
Crazy. I don't know how muchshe was going to fill it up,
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but I didn't want to find out. So I was like, nah,
bro, you're wild. I'm like, why don't we just we just fill
them up of water? Bro,There's more, better, grip better.
Yeah. Yeah. And then myother cousin was listening. He's like,
now, come on, stop stopbeing a weenie or whatever, and I'm
like, but think about it.It's dirty. And then I use that
that excuse me? All right,now you're read right. So then we
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like collectively designated one of our cousinsto be the bartender. So every time
we made a shot and were playingpartners, they would they would take a
shot. Yeah okay, so yeah, see that's cod compromise. So we
start playing and we ran out oflike, was it the pink Whitney.
I think it's called Yeah, weran out of that, and I made
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the first three cups, and thenmy cousin she says like I never played
this. Oh my god, thisis so exciting. Makes all the freaking
cups. Bro, all the freakingcups. Bounces it you know how get
two out? Does that? Shedoes it? Does it all? Made
the last cup because I, forthe love for the I can't. I
can't. I can't even I'm like, what am I here for? For
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more support? So we got ourcousins messed up and it was funny because
he was wearing the Ernie costume.One of them was, so he just
like schlumped on the chair, putthe mask on, and he just like
knocked out. I'm pretty sure heknocked out for a second because everybody was
like, hey, is he okay? And I look over he's not moving.
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He woke up there like it's justthe way he like looked over with
the Ernie. But yeah, sothey got messed up where and then the
other cousin his partner, was armycrawling on the floor. At some point
he was trying to go to thebathroom. He didn't make it. There
was a lot going on, andhalfway he made it halfway, and then
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he just laid there. He gotthis far. Well, the topic that
we were talking about got interesting,and that's as he's going over there,
he stopped and like wanted to yeah. Yeah, and then he just never
moved from there, just never movedthere. So yeah, and so that
night happened. I stayed up tilllike I think four thirty five, drinking
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to recover, and yeah, Ihad like two hours, three hours of
sleep, and then I went home. And then on Sunday I was supposed
to go to my friend's birthday andthat didn't happen because I went to sleep
at like eleven thirty maybe twelve,and her thing started at two. Oh
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yeah no no, I woke upat eight. So that took the whole
day. He had a very eventfulweekend, too eventful, way too eventful.
I was Sunday. I was justlike not there. I think that
maybe that's why I was tired today. It just caught up to me.
Oh man, the week's not evenover, bro. That's crazy. Yeah,
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that's crazy. For some reason,this week is going by really slow.
I am not complaining I need aI just still can't believe it's November.
Thank goodness. It's it's it's Thanksgivingholidays. That means I'm off of
work. Thank you Turkey there isyeah, yeah, yeah it is that.
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It is that, but season,Turkey season. Just imagine like a
line of Turkey's just doing a musicalnumber. Oh my god, going,
I'd pay for that front front roal. I'll be like shaking the feathers.
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That's gravy on. They're not eventhat, you're throwing soft. There's also
a another song that can represent Thanksgiving. Oh no, no, no,
she's back. She's back. Everyonetake cover. Sorry, she has awoken
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from her slumber, her dark slumber. Oh no no, no, no,
not her, not her. Thisone. Oh I love this.
Oh creams potatoes, tomatoes, lamrams, halt, dolts, chickens Turkish.
Yeah, that's that's like a withthe creams, potatoes, tomato,
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chickens in church scene, Cree potato. I love when people just take time
to like remix things in life.Yeah, and just put it together and
make a make like the one witha Cardi B and Covid. Do you
remember that? I do remember thatone? Potatoes? Wait for the be
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dropt crazy potatoe pae paste paste,paste, craze potatoes. You can't not
bop to your heads, No youcan't. And then I know what Alex
was trying to He was trying tobring up you were ronavirus. You want
to do it's real. You wantto do that intro again for the person
you thought I was talking about.Oh the oh, who is it?
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You need to put some scary musicor something. She's awake, she's coming,
she's returning, She's coming. Whois it? No? No,
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I mean we're not quite there yet. It's that hasn't been Thanksgiving. But
you didn't see the trailer she putup. You mean that? Yeah it
was today, Yeah, I think, or no, a few days ago.
They were defrosting her. And thenwait, you know she's getting sued.
Why somebody's sewing her like her asong? They waited this long tosue?
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Okay, yeah, alright, he'ssuing her for her hit song like
they just they're just trying to geta piece of the cake. That's what
it is. It's this copyright inthe fringemment. It's been way too two
men who claim they wrote a songof the same name like bro just and
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this came out what in ninety four, ninety five? And they want to
do that now eighty nine? Yesit Y Stone and Troy Powers are coming
after Mariah for at least twenty millionand damages over her song, which happens
to be the name of their nineteeneighty nine holiday song. So this came
out in nineteen ninety three. Letme see I was close? You were
close or not? Was it awhat? In Troy? They can find
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their song. They just need togo back to high musical on Troy and
what's his name? Androy Power?You wild cat you, Troy Powers?
Andy Stone? Is this one?I don't know? I genuinely still enjoyed
this song. That can't be it. This is the Andy Stone in question?
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His hair says it all. Thisis the Andy Stone. Oh my
gosh, hit that thing out ofmy face. Bro, what the hell
even is that thing? It's likea no shame. Let me see,
did you find the song? Thatwas a song? They wrote that that
was the song? Let it play? Yeah, man, was like,
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that's not the song isn't sound thesame. This is called All I Want
for Christmas? And this came outwine and it has the same name,
so I feel like maybe they're justsaying it because of the title. I
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think, so here, that's somuch the song. Yeah, what a
good song. Okay, Okay,well of course it's gonna sound the same.
It's the exact same lyrics. Yeah, and she has like the voice
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like okay, yeah, no,I can see it. But why do
they wait it long? Then?The judge isn't gonna I don't think so
it's been this long. Yeah,That's what I'm saying, Like, why
wait till now? They're like,damn she making all that money? Like
you know when you know when thatsong came out Mariah Carey's version, How
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did you not hear that version andthink eight sounds like mine? That sounds
like mine? Yeah, let aloneadd thirty more years to that. Come
on, like this is Marcachi?Uh huh? Sorry was her name?
Andy and Troy? Sorry? Andyand Troy. Mariah's vision is better.
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I know it hurts to hear it, But Mariah you you did the song
justice you did. No worry,Mariah Cherry, We're gonna start playing your
song here until FM after Thanksgiving.You're the Christmas jingle we never thought we
needed. After thanksgiving. You hearthat it's not after season. Yes,
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you gotta you gotta give some timefor the for for this to kick and
gotta let the turkeys do their thing. What we got coming out of Alex,
We got Kanye West up to hisuh his ways yet again. Hard
to defend him now, shocking,I know. So I'll let you know
about it coming to the break all. I appreciate you, Bro. We'll
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be back with more here on Feminine. Honestly, all this music is making
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me hungry. Really, first isthe problem. And now Lacca, I
do want tobacco for dinner. Ofcourse you know the lyrics name am I
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not surprised? Okay? Speaking ofcows, Alex, what you got,
bro? Cows? It was likewhat happened to the cow? It was
a segment between whatever we were goingto talk about. And I don't know,
no, I just uh if Imean, I cut him off guard
with it. I was trying tofind a good segue to go into it.
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Still, but well, just likeit's hard to find those segue it's
hard to defend this man, misterWest, West, mister West, it's
not in the building, but hehe kan and Kanye He's He's been known
for pulling some stunts, some stunts, uh, some of which are very
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not even questionable, just straight upwrong, mister West. I think if
you recall, the last time hewas gonna get canceled was because he was
defending the Nazis over I forget thatdude's podcast. But he was like,
look what the Nazis did. Theydid some great things or something like that,
and we're like, what what rightnow? So it turns out Kanye
West this time around U juice swatstikaswastikas in an Adidas meeting. So basically
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what happened. He walked into thismeeting. Adidas was presenting him with some
some models of shoes. He didn'tlike them, so what he did was
just he grabbed two of the shoesand just drew swastikas on them. And
then I'm assuming everybody was in therelike what the like, what is going
on? He should we say something? Obviously it yeah, yes, and
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now we're talking about it here.But apparently he's been He's been up to
this behavior since early meetings in twentythirteen, so he's been doing stuff like
this for a while now. He'sbeen off his meds for a while,
off his meds over the Cuckoo's Nest. He's still a musical genius. But
maybe he writes his best music offhis meds. I feel like all crazy
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people write some bang banging music,bro, for real, So what's your
shoes? Are you crazy? I'mnot crazy. Maybe that's why I'm not
at the level of Kanye West.Maybe he should. You should get crazy.
Maybe I should just get crazy.Let's get funky. Look look what
you did, Jesus. He brokemy things. Damn what I do?
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His power broke my thing? Bro, he heard us talking knocking at the
door. What the hell you're talkingabout? Talking about me? And then
here's flashing light? Hold on?I thought, wasn't it one of the
companies that like stop like like youknow, for the same reason for collaborating
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for the same they're not they're collaboratingwith They got back together, I think
because I'm assuming because the sales forthe Easies went down. Now we need
you, we need the money,bro, it was just for the press.
We don't love you, but weneed the money. They just didn't
hit the same you ever look atthe Easies after that, was like they
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didn't hit the same. It's notsure, it's not in your head.
Bro, you said Kanye is notaffiliated with that. They're ugly now because
it's be honest, the same werethe same people that designed the other one
designed those ones too. It's like, but Kanye exactly my point a little
two cents in there. It's like, it's like when uh, it's like
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when a bad Bunny came out withthose those shoes, but the crocs.
No, the crocs, and thenthere was the other ones, the low
tops. I'm not the first ones, you know, you didn't Low Tops?
Who got the bad Bunny shoes?That was I think it was.
I think it was the Carol Itwas the Carol one. The Carol g
ones were crocks. Yeah, itwas Victoria. Victoria entered the thing and
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Jennifer and then Jennifer won. Didn'tshe gave with the Victoria sell them?
No, she has no m hmm. I think Victoria's brother bought her.
There was. There were some friendships, friendships that were ruined over the crocs.
Could you imagine if you actually ruinedyour friendship for that. Leta has
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too much past, she'd be doingthings to the mind. Yeah, to
your mind too. Bro to mybody. It tingles. I start floating,
floating with a with a stick inyour pants. She went, what
it's inflating. But you know whenshe sings said I won't, it's like,
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because it will. I'm saying,I believe with you in my life.
I'm believe. I believe. Carol. That's what you need to listen
to when you wake up in themorning, Carol. G Yeah, that
song specifically said wake up beautiful?Like, honestly, why did you just
moan? Bro was like like likehappy, like a relief, like a
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relief like I just got ice cream, Like I love the song. I'm
not gonna lie. When it cameout, I was like, this is
what I'm talking about. Turn thatout, turn it on. I'm not
rocking with it yet with the beatdrop, this is just put me in
a bad bood. It's too earlyfor this. How is it putting you
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in a bad movie? She's sayingpositive things in the morning. The beat
is too much for him, LikeI'd be blasting some heavy beats in the
morning. I need to. Ihave to because then I don't wake up.
Yeah, I got to be partof the ritual. Now, you
just got to do one hundred onthe highway and I'll wake you up.
No, because what if I fallasleep going one hundred? Ain't gonna have
make you fall asleep? Trust me, bro, you know what it did?
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Fine? I saw this one.You remember MythBusters? Remember that show?
Did you watch that show? MythBusters? So there was this clip I
saw online and basically there were theywere testing whether a body at at at
a certain velocity if it hits aconcrete wall, if it turns to dust
on impact. Let me guess itdoes, and it does. Yeah.
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So what they did is they hadthis huge rail, uh like yeah,
like a rail and it had likethe concrete wall at the end attached I
think four maybe six rockets, Iforget what type, but basically, and
then they attached the dummy up top. And funny they dressed it up as
like a superhero. So is thedummy like me plastic? It's supposed to
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replicate the human body, like likebeef. I think it has a little
bit of metal in it, Likethe frame was metal. I don't know
about the inside though, but itwas. It was supposed to replicate the
body. So so basically they attachedit to that letter rip and you see
the impact and the wall breaks obviously, but the wall like because I mean
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the metal part from the rockets washolding the rockets going pretty fast, so
to put it into perspective, ormore specifically, eight hundred miles per hour
I think is what the speed was, like impossible for us to go unless
we have a rocket. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but if you were
to hit the concrete wall at thatspeed, you turn it so you see
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it in slow motion, and itjust looks like the body is just going
through like a portal that you can'tsee, and it just you can see
like the particles like split off andlike just evaporate. That was freaking cool
because they went over to find likemaybe a piece of it. They couldn't
find anything evidence until they saw thereplay in slow motion. Now, imagine
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what it does to an actual humanbody. It's supposed to be like that,
but more like a red mist maybe, yeah, because imagine like the
bones just shattered and then but theforce is so great it shatters, but
like it's still going into them inthat direction, you know what I mean,
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So it would just break it down. It's scary. Yeah, It's
a quick way to go though,somebody in the comments was like, it's
not a bad way to go.What I mean, I guess you had
to. You got your ashes rightthere, and it's quick. Damn,
there's not enough time for the brainto send You're flying like you already know
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you're going to your death. Soit's like, I guess, yeah,
I guess that's the scarier part.If you just have to accept it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna run intothis one. It's gonna it's gonna go
black. Yeah. Would you everjump, like, go skydiving? I
want to? Would you go skydiving? No? One lits' getting paid
for it? What if we paidyou to go, I might as well
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join the army and jump out ofa plane paid for it. You wouldn't.
You wouldn't do it if we paidyou to go do it? Know?
Why would I do that when Ican get paid by the army to
jump out of the plane and dothe exact same thing. But they're not
asking you. We're asking you,I mean, no, not even for
money. How much you pay me? How much you were asking? Are
you asking for something crazy? Becausewe we you know, we just some
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civilians for those two weeks and yourArmy'll probably get paid one thousand dollars just
the sky dive. What what doyou? What do you take it?
Two weeks for the sky dive.You gotta get trained how to land and
everything. Bro, you lay bad, you break your knees, I mean
you count. Yeah, we're skydivingon top of someone. Might as well
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go to airborne school and be like, no, I don't need you,
bro, I got it. Don'tworry. I'm training this. I've done
this before. You know what elseI've wanted to do as a flyer,
one of those fighter jets sit inthe back. I've always wanted to do
that and like have them do likeflips and stuff. I see people knock
out because of it. You wouldthrow up. You don't think I would
throw up? They would. I'mthinking about it. I mean, I've
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been on roller coasters and they've likespun around. I'm imagining it's something like
that kind of If it does thatmake you sick, well it's been it's
been a while, but that didn'tmake me sick. Not. I think
you'd be able to handle it.Just don't need before and people before.
Yeah, yeah, having old mealand eggs before will help you. Not
throw up old meal and eggs.They don't make me throw up in a
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glass of milk. You throw upthat made me throw up? And they
ask you though I saw. Don'tthey ask you before they do anything?
If we ate problem know, ifthey're like, all right, how how
how much do you want this to? Probably should I would imagine, I
don't know. Don't don't look atme. I'm not in the air force.
Navy, that's all. Let meput you. You're in the army.
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You've heard stories of air force bothNavy, does it? Yeah,
the Navy because they have the battleships, they have airplane top gun is Navy
fighter pilots. It's not air force. I'm just saying, bro, I'm
just saying, you should have beenYou should have been Tom Cruise for Halloween.
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That would have been perfect. Iam short like him, so I
mean no, that wasn't That wouldhave been perfect. Get the aa uh
the semi permanent hair dye. Turnyour hair? No, are you gonna
die? I don't know. Ithink I'm gonna go back to black,
back to black. But you wantto be basic like everybody else? Do
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you? Yes? You are?I'm not basic. I don't know I
already need a haircut. Bro,you can't talk. It's not even that
long. What are you talking about? That's pretty long? Bro. This
is not long. Bro. Itcould have been longer. It could have
been longer. Why don't you justgrow it out to do a ponytail?
Bro? It's not there yet,dude. I'm telling you to grow it.
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I'm telling you to grow it.Like, no, I don't want
a ponytail. He doesn't want thatcommitment. That's it looks ugly. It
looks like I tried. I triedit when I had the curly hair.
He's like, no, it's notIt don't look good to me. Somebody
said I looked like Prince Suko whenhe had the little ponytail. Who's that?
You don't know who that is?I don't, but I can just
imagine, like just I look likehim, like Avatar the Last Airbender.
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You never seen that, you said, Prince Zuko doesn't even know. That's
what she asked you. You've neverseen that series? What's wrong with?
Let me see y'all need this,y'all? Okay, I definitely recommend you
watch that show. It's the cartoonthat's that's the best one. Ye not
watch it, brot Yeah, Iknow. It's to do with the the
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black eye. That's story. It'sa burn. Do you not look like
that? It's a burn, bro, it's a burns. So basically,
his dad like excommunicating him and burnhim in the face. I'm telling you
the storyline is actually pretty deep.I've seen some of not really some of
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it, but they're making a liveaction adaptation on Netflix. I'm not interested
in whatever you're soliciting. Keep yousay that now until it's the most hype
so ever and you're like, youknow, I'm watch an episode. I
watch it. No, I'm good, thank you. You just watches keep
it, keep it pushing p bro. This guy didn't even like the Carol
(39:10):
g song. Bro, there's nosaving that song though. Why was bringing
that up? That's the only thingyou can It's like, I don't know
why. And then you end uplike search she's exposing you. You guys
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are goes to racist racist. ActuallyI'm on Instagram right right, right,
right right, That's how I'm switching. Yeah all right, yeah, So
more of the story is, don'tdraw swastikas on your shoes, don't be
like Kanye West. Yeah, betterbe better. Oh not that man,
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you say gray hair is in Spanish? Yes, Cana's Cana's little cannons.
All right. So in other news, this happened last week actually, and
(40:27):
I know you wanted to bring itup on the show. Honestly, it's
been a blur. I'm trying whathappened last week about the passing? Oh
yes, rest Matthew Perry unfortunately passedaway last week, very very unexpectedly,
at the age of fifty one.I believe he was yep. And if
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you don't know who Matthew Perry was, biggest role he played was Chandler and
Friends. Yep. I basically itsays that you know he played Chadler and
Friends. But he also confessed confessedthat he never watched the show like a
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year before he died, which islike, is that something people do,
like they just don't watch the showsthat they he didn't watch it a year
before he died. No, hedidn't watch it at all. I mean
to be fair, I don't likelistening to the show because of me,
Like on the podcast, I don'tlike listening because of me. I don't
want to hear my voice, soI can I can understand that. Yeah,
I mean it took it took aminute for me to get used to
(41:32):
my voice, to be honest.But I mean he acted, He was
in the show. He acted throughit. He knows what happens exactly.
So it's like he doesn't need towatch it. I wouldn't say he needs
to watch it. Yeah. Andthen it says he shared that it reminded
him of his battle with drug addiction. And actually it says he's fifty four
(41:52):
when he died. Yeah, afterdrowning in his jacuzzie. Damn, how
do how do you trying to heara jacuzzie? No, that's the question
whether it was done on purpose ornot. Yeah, he has a question.
Unresponsive in the chacuzzi by his assistant, he didn't look like, well,
no one ever looks like but liketo be depressed like that. I
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don't know, bro, you justmaybe he knew something he wasn't supposed to
know. Well, I don't know. Yeah, no, no, no,
don't quote, don't quote. Maybehe don't go, don't go.
Yeah. And then just a coupleof things that he did say. He
said that I didn't watch the showand haven't watched the show because I could
go drinking opiates, drinking cocaine.I guess he's saying that all the hard
(42:40):
stuff. Yeah, and he said, let me see. He says I
could tell by season by season howI looked. That's why I don't want
to watch it, because that's whatI see. Damn. Okay, see
that's that makes sense. Yeah.And then it says I was taking fifty
five vical dinner day. I weighone hundred and twenty eight pounds, and
I was Friends getting watched by thirtymillion people. That's why I can't watch
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the show because I was brutally thin. And then he says Perry showed that
he never got high while working onthe show out of respect for his co
stars. He had a rule thathe would never drink or do drugs while
working because he had too much respectfor the people he was working with.
Yeah, at least he had goodwork ethic. Yeah, and look where
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that got him. I mean,like the success, the success part,
like they got him. The workethic got him to the successful place he
was in, is what I meant. I know that came out wrong.
And then I actually saw one ofthe episodes from Friends, and it was
like him and I don't know whattheir names are, but it was him
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and his girl, and then shewas like referring to him like she had
called him like a drowning moron.And then everyone was like see that,
and everyone was like, oh,yeah, this like a little sus yeah,
like it was just time, likeit didn't work you know how,
like people in my recorded episode andit's like, oh, this happens like
damn, like another Simpsons situation,like it didn't work out, but damus,
(44:09):
well may he rest in peace,and says to his family and his
friends. I'm sure that's a toughthing to go through. Yes, it
is. Death is never easy todeal with better. Anyways, we'll be
back with more for the second hourof ELL. This show is so bad.
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Welcome to the second hour of eR. E O R. Welcome
to the the e R. Welcometo the second hour of e O R.
Y don't get it. Yes,you are just making sure you know,
you're looking at me like O Rlike you lost or something. It
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was only one time. It wasn'tme, That's what That's what they always
say. It was only one time. But baby, I love you,
I don't love her. It meantnothing to me. I wore a condom,
so really the skin didn't touch socold you could you mention? She's
like, oh, you were acondom. Oh, never mind, it's
okay. I don't worry. Ididn' kiss her. It was just it's
(45:49):
okay. I mean, is itreally having sexual intercourse if you're wearing a
condom? I mean it's like wearinga glove, you know what I mean.
I'm not gonna lie and I don'tcondone. I'm not having safe but
you know it sucks, you freakingsucks. You know what they say the
coach doesn't play the game. This, This is a specific saying for that.
(46:09):
It's what I don't hate the game, No, no, no,
no. We're like, you don'tsee the coach on the field. You
don't see the coach playing on thefield or something like that. So you're
like giving advice like a coach,you know. I guess yeah, because
I know you don't. What doyou mean? What are you saying right
now? Huh? I have nokids. You strike me like a man
(46:34):
who likes to live dangerous. Strikeme like a man that drinks Modelo beer
because I do loud and proud that. You strike me like a man that
likes to likes to play brother aslady guy that will say I'm on the
ed. When have I ever liedto you? Listeners? I did not
(46:59):
confirm this. I did not confirm, which means you're guilty as charged.
Because what are you confirming? I'vewatched seven seasons of suits. I think
you're gonna say I've seen you dothis. No, No, I've never
just standing in the corner in thedark corner and that he's gonna say,
I've known you for this many I'vewatched enough suits. I can argue this.
(47:25):
Okay, in the court, dobe that f court put some court
music, and the defendant please enterthe room. How do you plead not
guilty? Your honor? Not guilty? So may is the uh? What's
(47:47):
the other person? Plaintiff? Theplaintiff? No? Mate? Is the
judge? Are you're the judge?I am the lawyer? What do you
call it? Again? The don'thave gavel? Sound this? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, this is exactlygreat. Afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
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Your honor Mabeleine. My name isErica. I'm the lawyer defending well.
I'm trying to put this man injail, this criminal. I object you.
All these accusations are ridiculous. Ihave never I have never sit foot
in one's body with no protection.Here we have Rico who's getting charged for
(48:32):
having the most safest sexy could possiblyhave. In which case, I I
do your honor. M mister Travis, what proof do you have? Good
afternoon? I have these greenshots ofthese individuals, uh contacts, females and
fabricated you're gonna go I'm gonna goin evidence. No, I have evidence
(48:55):
on my own. Evidence has beenturned in. Please played on the scar.
There you go the screen? Areyou reading the text messages? Your
honor? I am what does it? It's very guilty. I don't know
what that says about a creamy donut. I did not say that. That
(49:16):
was not me, that was yourn. I believe this case should be already,
you know, going through send thisman a jill guilty as charged,
all right for being a minister society. How do you plead? Wait,
that's that's what the judges out ofline? He is out of line.
(49:38):
Your what do they say when it'slike dismiss? Like what you say?
What you gotta say? You're goingto dismiss the case? Know what you
gotta say, I think you shoulddismiss the case something like that. Sustained
if it's if you wanted to likeso if I say objection, honor,
(50:00):
hearsay, sustain that I can letyou keep talking. Right. Sustain means
okay, he has to stop talkingbecause sustain. Why meet your honor?
How do you how do you like? How would you like to charge this
criminal guilty or not guilty? Wait? What is? What is? The
people called that? The jury?All right, the jury and the jury,
(50:25):
I in the jury have decided.I'll have you know. These text
messages are not real. I wouldnever I would never defile a woman's body
like sir, shut up. Thejury is about to speak. And on
this day, November seventh, Tuesdayafternoon, I in the jury have decided
(50:47):
that Rico Suabi is guilty. Justlike that, we have removed another menace
off these streets. All I wantto say is I went down, but
I still got that dog. Imean, you know what I'm saying.
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So now that he was, wecan't do you know what's the word,
now that we cannot reopen this casebecause you said he's guilty already. I
like to admit that I fabricated theevidence, and it's all a lot.
I knew it fake. I toldyou this man could never get anything even
(51:31):
if he tried. I just wantedto admit that that's not true either.
Look, he's fabricating his case,fabricating the fabrication. He's fabricating the fabrication,
which then is fabricated as well.So, Yanna, what does that
tell you? That tells me youcan't reopen the case. I'm sorry,
it is what it is. Youget what you get. Your charges have
(51:52):
been expunged from your record. Yeah, what if I told you you're on
and there was new power of evidenceagainst this criminal? Sir, you're having
your license removed? Sir, No, I just know how to have fun.
Bro. Because you don't know howto have fun doesn't mean I should
(52:13):
stopped my funk. Can What ifI told you that? What if I
don't. I illegally hacked the barand I'm not an actual lawyer. I
am a fake lawyer. Security.Somebody take him down security. It would
be the bailiff. Actually that thewhole room jump. They start piling on
me. Reward. I don't knowone million dollars. I don't know how
(52:38):
we got here. May I knowyou had something for us before. So
my question for everyone is how spicydo you like your food? Like butthole
burning in the next room. Idon't know about that part. Bro.
(52:59):
Tell me the spicy stuff that youeat doesn't come out the other end burning
exactly? That's what? No?No, not always? Right? Go
ahead? How spicy spicy? Like? What's the scale? Is there a
scale? What's your scale? Like? When the ten? Are we talking
like, like, describe it likepain? Taste pain? Yeah, like
pain. You're just crying and coughingand that's the worst. I'm guessing.
(53:23):
Ten is like the chip right,like okay, like the one chip challenge
because you guys said the peppers werein hot, so now that chip beats
it. Yeah, I would saya nice seven or eight okay solid for
your food? Yeah for my food? Yeah, okay, that's like good
(53:44):
because you want to be able toeat your food. You don't want to
be like so spicy that you can'teven like. But I do like the
pain. I do like the whatin your mouth? I like the spiciness.
Yeah, this man always loves thepain, So you like it like
I do? Like you like thechasing water down like god, or you
(54:06):
don't even drink water, just justjust sip on the water. I mean,
I'm not eating it like all atonce or on a mission so that
it hurts. No, It's justlike I eat and then obviously I take
spices more bites and yeah, likewhen I'm like that, I like that.
I don't know that. I don'tknow if that makes me a psychopath,
but I think it does. Whatabout you, I don't like that
(54:30):
spicy, He's not he's a psychopath. I like the spice where it's like
it burns, but it's like agood tasty burn. And I'm like,
what the hell is a nice kick? Small kick? No? No,
not like that like burns. Damnthat's hot, tingling in your tongue.
Yeah, it was like, damnthat burns, but that tastes good,
(54:51):
right, Like, let me takeanother bite. I'd be like it's tingling,
and I'm like, run it back. I need it. He's like,
let this get to the back ofmy throat. Huh exactly exactly.
Just take the halopeno and oh no, see do you like just eat peppers
like that? Yeah? You never, you never eats. Honestly, I
(55:13):
think it's better when it's wrong.I know, I know how they came
out, But take up the car. You got to get the court room
back in sessions. I don't takeit back. I don't take it back.
Just this is you're just setting yourselfup. Just just stop we're talking
about. Yeah. Have you triedlike the thing that they do with the
(55:36):
cream cheese and thelopen poppers. Oh, that's what it is. I haven't
tried that. Now. It's likethe taki. I've seen people do that.
That's a recipe for disaster for mefor doing some weird stuff with takis.
Though they do they empty out ofpickle. They put takis of pickle
with like fruit roll ups and stuff. Have you seen that. I haven't
(55:59):
seen that. I want to try. That's the weirdest combination. Yeah,
that's like I mean, I guessthat if you said you said pickle for
roll up. So they empty outthe pickles and sides. It's just the
skin that they put in talkies andthe pickle, like they hollow out the
pickle. Then they put sometimes theyput excuse me, and then that's crazy.
(56:25):
What is that powder called the redone? No powder, no chamoy
and uh damn, it's a Mexicanpower. It's like it's like like like
it's like red and orange kind ofcolors like that they put that powder and
then they wrap that stuff up withlike a roll up or whatnot. And
(56:49):
then what does the even roll updo? Like that's what I'm saying.
That's an excellent question. I don'tknow. I never tried just to keep
it together. You know, theybe putting that stuff in mintas though taxis
taxis wod you say? Like thesakis drink the coffee your phone? You
(57:10):
know you want another coffee? No, what's like the weirdest invention you've made?
Like for food at home? Iate poo poosas with ketchup because because
there was no more tomato sauce andthen the bottle said tomato sauce and I'm
(57:31):
like, that's not the same.So you just poured it on top of
you. No, I like iton the side. That's not the same.
It's just strangest thing. It isnot the same. I mean,
that's like cheese and that's like basicallylike Manza Realistics and Marinara sauce. I
do like mustard with mister free Hodlesswhat don't knock it till you try it.
(57:53):
Don't knock it till you try it. Histard, dude, I don't.
I don't think you saw my mom. My mom when she was ignant,
she was pregnant, she ate thatshe ate that, and then she
like let me taste it, andI was like, you know what,
that's not that bad, though Iwas about to say that, no,
no, when she was she waspregnant with my sister, she would be
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eating and then she gave me someand I tried it with mustard. Yeah,
I don't know. I've heard thatwhen someone's pregnant they come up with
like the weirdest cravings and they justbe eating all this crazy stuff. But
that's what that's how I found outabout mustard. Props to you for me
personally, I'm never going to trythat yellow. I'm not yellow mustard.
Yeah, like mustards like stuff youwill put on a hot dog, that
(58:37):
mustard, but I don't know aboutyellow Holley mustard. And I tried like
the honey mustard and the and I'lltry I'm saying like, I'll try it,
but not just yellow yellow yellow mustard, yellow yellow honey yellow. That's
it. That's like the craziest that'scoming to mind right now, he said,
(59:00):
I don't like to try anything.No, I don't. I've never
had any nothing like nothing like latenight damn hungry bron what you got in
the fridge like some damn no ifI got high one time and I crushed
a lot of food, but Ididn't really make anything crazy, So it's
(59:21):
different. Is that supposed to me? Because okay, I cooked like a
whole thing of chicken, like chickenskewers. I made like ten skewers.
That's a lot. This maybe likethe third time I got high, and
I think it was one of mymore enjoyable times. Ten ten skewers of
(59:42):
chicken. Then I had chips onthe side, like a whole like the
family sized bag of what of thenacho chips there was that? I had
the cheese, but like the onethat's like this size, like the canned
cheese. No, no, theone that comes in the glass of tostitos
nacho cheese. Oh yeah, yeah, I had that. I had.
(01:00:06):
I made rice. I even likea meal. I went as far as
cutting some carrots to put in therice. And I cook all this and
it's like one in the morning.Oh, my god, I would not
have I'm doing all that. Sowhile I'm cooking the chicken, cooking the
rice, I'm eating this bag ofchips. I eat it all. I
(01:00:28):
eat it all, and I crushedmaybe like this much of the of the
like a quarter of the cheese,right. And then I go and I'm
like drinking. I'm drinking water becauseI'm pretty sure I'm like stuffing my stuff
in this down and I'm done withthe chicken. I ate all the chicken,
and then I left some rice.I'm not gonna I love some rice,
(01:00:50):
but I ate so much that thenext morning my stomach hurt. Oh
yeah, damn. But then thetoilet visit was very satisfying. I felt
like I lost. I felt likea feather after that. I mean I
feel I mean, you had yourprotein, he had your carbs. I
went, I went the home.I had the whole meal. Dang.
(01:01:13):
And it's like when you're like that, you can just you feel like you
can eat anything, and like youjust just keep going. Everything tastes so
good. The seasoning was on point, bro. Even if it wasn't,
it was on. If it wasn't, no, there's no way it's me.
I'm cooking. So that thing wason point, bro, I promise
you, Like my ancestors were helpingme. Some carrots in my right came
(01:01:37):
out. Yeah damn, I wantto get high. So we're just saying,
we're just saying, let me see. I mean I've had, like
I think I've told you, likeI've had the ketch up that's pretty good,
(01:02:00):
ritos with ketchup. That's not likesomething at the every day but it
was like you know, and theregular like the regular nacho cheese doritles or
like the bag, the red bag. And then like at times where there's
no like like I don't have chickenor like or I just don't want to
cheese because of deal, Like Iwill cut up a hot dog that works
(01:02:22):
though that's like eating It's like eatingweenies with some eggs and putting it in
the in the in the tortilla.Yeah, eggs and ketchup. Do you
guys knock it? Or I likeit? Actually? Yeah on your rice
that's questionable, but you know youdon't do the right. I do the
right ketchup on rice. Yeah,it's so good. It good for you
(01:02:45):
all. Like what else I've hadthat hot dog? And then I told
you guys about my tuna and mymao, my corn. Right, No,
you didn't tell us about so liketuna males. That's like, yeah,
salad or whatever. But I don'tput no celery in it. I'll
just put corn in it. Idon't think that's weird. The face of
(01:03:06):
disgusting and salary Like I am myold job. I used to make them
take out the salary. They takeout the salary for me. The salary
are you saying like a sealary?Salary? How should I see it?
The celery, the cellar, howdo you say selar celario? That's salary.
(01:03:27):
No, it's a slardio. Okay, listen, don't listen to me.
Hey, no sles tomorrow you hangon to but you started Laddie.
Coming up. We're gonna do thesong challenging in the show. Okay,
sound good to you guys. We'llbe back with more here on it.
(01:03:54):
Yeah. Show. And yeah he'sfired, fired, you fired, you
fire, You're fired, okay,Donald Trump. Relass's actually mister McMahon.
Same same people. I guess.One was like, you'll fire, you'll
(01:04:19):
fly it, you fly it.I love my people. I do the
most figgies people my favorite people.Eric, great, I've had dinner with
them. Beautiful people doing great things, beautiful things, amazing. They're fake
news, are you Donald Trumps?So he says it, though you fired,
(01:04:43):
I'm fired. You fight it.You can't fire me for my own
show. Unfired. Okay, greatpeople, great people. You're the fired
one, all right, coming comingto the end of the show, and
you already know what what time itis? Song challenge? So you two
do for this is what would youguys like to bet today? Probably something
related to drinking. I'm sure italways is. Deliver, delivery never dies.
(01:05:12):
We could do there. If Iwin, you have to do dorito
and ketch up. You have toeat it. That's not that bad.
Okay, so you wanted worse?Exame? Are we eat? We eat
(01:05:33):
a spoonful of butter? That's nothey, do you like Do you like
mayonnaise? Oh? Mannis spoonful ofmannaise? Now he's gonna throw up in
the studio. What about the butter? The butter's worse. I'd rather do
(01:05:54):
the mayo. I mean, someonecould buy a kit I'm kinda get into
the kit where that comes with Ohthe little kid with the tuna, No
no, man, what we weretalking about earlier, the pickle and the
powder is called ta heen. Justyeah, it all comes together. M
(01:06:19):
someone can buy that, all right, you do it like I'll get it,
and you do it if I win? Okay, what about if?
What do you want to do likeboth of us? Like whoever losers will
do it. I'm trying to think, Okay, we'll get you a megaphone.
(01:06:43):
I'll get you a megaphone. Youhave to go to some public place
that's super crowded, that's super placereal, we get it real and you
have to shout. So what's somethingembarrassing? It's like the worst thing ever.
Hey, hey, bring it upto him. It's not me saying
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it, all right. I tookit up, but switch my butt.
I took it up the butt.I was gonna say something like that,
No, no, no, that'snot that's that's too basic. What's what's
your what's your? No? Iswitched. I was going to say like
that, What would you have mesay the same thing? You took it
up the butt. I feel likeI could say something better. My god,
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you like you don't have any suggestions. Nah, there's kids out there,
bro Okay taking it up. Thebutt is the same thing. Broul
my kids, my god, ohmy god, don't miss Jimmy, Jimmy.
Let's go. So what do youwhat do you have? What do
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you have to say? I don'tget to say because I'm not the one
doing that. Your neutral zone,neutral zone. Yeah, you're not partaking
unless you want to partake. No, I'm good because who's gonna play the
music? You can still partake.Hmmm, don't free blow jobs? Free
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blow jobs? What? Oh?Yeah, man, you should say that.
No, I don't want to getcanceled. How does that won't get
you canceled? Watchuld my future husband, my future boss be out there and
be like, whyn't you that girl? I was screaming that you see.
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That was my twin sister. Okay, you say free bjs, he says,
free, free head, free freehead, free mustache ride, free
mustache ride, free mustache ride.No, no, there has to be
something else. Please ride my face, Please ride my face. Yes,
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it is just because I can't breathe. It's a lot. Dang rauh,
I don't even think. Okay,someone has to eat a fresh holopeno from
the store. That's easy for him. Yeah, it's gonna be easy for
me. I know, I know, I know. I don't know whoever
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loses takes a part to the faceoutside outside. We haven't done that.
Yeah, yeah, deal, alright, alright, you guys ready for the
first one. This one is firstof five, Dan, it's gonna hurt.
Make sure to five one. Iheard something. I guess that's what
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I heard. Okay, No,it's not. There's no way. There's
no way you didn't hear it.No, I didn't hear it. May
you could have had a free point, I know, but I wasn't going
to play it. There's no wayyou guessed that from that one, lad,
I did. All right, dothe same thing for the next song.
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Okay, already, I can't tellOh, Mario, Mario, Mario
Mario. She said, oh sure, oh sure, you get the point.
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I let's just do that instead theweekend future. But with who Dumay
is killing? You don't even saywhat number were going to? Said five?
We can do seven, five seven. Now, this's is ten for
seven. Let's do eight seven featuringWhite cliff Man. It's four zero.
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Come on, bye, Neo babe, what is it with you? Ocean?
He's gonna play in the Super Bowl. That's why she's saying that I
got my head. Okay, Alexis winning five to zero. Just stop
listening. It's six zero, bro, What is going on? If I
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get this next one, I getfive points, that's up to ale It's
not up to me at this point. I have zero five point all right,
all right, all right, allright, what let's say one dude?
Five? You're still down, man, it's five to six. Hold
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on, I got something about mylash is coming off, baby. So
you think he's gonna perform the song? So I hope. So that's a
good song. There's my favorite songfrom him, still lovingless club loving this.
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His new music is not that badeither. I haven't heard what I
have five five to six words?All right, I got this bet this
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bumps. This always gets me inthe mood to go to the club.
No club tonight though, I'm sorry, al right, ready you need another
one? Yeah, the weekend withDrake with Drake, No, I have
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to give that wrong to you becauseyou said with just the Weekend. No,
you can't go back like that.You said with Drake, that's wrong.
That's the one that half past.I only what are you saying the
name of the song the Hills.Yeah, it's okay, So David Archiletta,
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just let the song play, Justlet me, just let me.
Yeah, she needs she's in herphelix. Now she's gonna against the windows.
She's gonna have a cream pie onher face. I love giving cream
pies. I'm sure you do,very full, rich and cream creamy,
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creamy day all over the face.I don't think they knows what that is.
I know what it is. It'sa pie. It's just a pie.
It's a pie of creams. There. You ever get crazy? You
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done? Ye? Damn would loseto rest and peace? To me?
I was like, David live,David, hopefully we can find some time
this weekend to give me Alex's creampie going. I'm aiming for the face.
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Okay, she got a little tohave that effect. Sometimes, Yeah,
they get choked up, you knowwhat I'm saying. Before the you
pie to the faith, what aboutafter you gotta wipe them? That'd be
nice. I provide my own wipes. That's good. Let's work for the
rags on the side. You know, like you know how the hotel,
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you know how the hotel has likethe the towels off folded over you no
no, no, like you extendit and then you go try and clean
it. We're gonna help her clean. That's rubbing it in. Bro,
you're like give you like, maybeit's good for your skin. Mate,
don't worry. I'll get those blackheads out. It's folio Shi come out
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looking like a tomato. Tomatos outwell. Anyways, thank you very much
for listening too. Yes, thankyou so much. I'll expose out the
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