El Otro Rollo - NOVEMBER 22, 2023

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Episode Transcript

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What is going well? Yeah?Welcome to and author Royal The Show
on this Wednesday, November twenty,twenty twenty three, the day before the
Day of days. The model isTurkey Today, A day full of feathers

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because you did it better, butI do it the model East. Thanks
give the little yay you know nowthat I think about it, honest thing
for for like for for but likefor for reale. The song gives me

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high. It really does. TurkeyDay. Hey, the freaking Turkey starts
up, just kicks open the ovendoor and just starts dancing without the head.
Turkey Turkey Turkey Day. Yes.Thanksgiving. First, I'd like to
be I like to say I'm thankfulfor the listeners, and I'm thankful for
these two jackasses right here who dothe show with me. Sometimes we're thankful,

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thankful for your producing what thankful?What did you said before that thankful
thankful? I said, thank you? Huh. These guys are still tripping
from yesterday, today, tomorrow,three day. Thank you for this show
as well, Thankful for our listeners, Thankful for our producer, thanks our

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co hosts. Word huh word yeahsaid word word word. We'd like to
know what you're thankful for at homeas well. Family life, alcohol,
who knows, I'll call the alcoholthe alcohol you're thinking for our cold?

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Don't lie at night? Sure inthe morning, no, because then I
wake up feeling like you're feeling feelingall like like I don't know how to
say, like, Mama, crusty, crusty, dried the hydra like a

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riisin, like a prune, likea prune, like like a dried mangos,
dried mangos, freeze dried stuff.Mmm, freeze dried cheese. What
I know where her head's at now? Freeze dried. She's hungry. You're
hungry, man. That's just likethe snack that I give my dog.

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You have you have a freeze No, I just ordered different Amazon. She's
like, I wonder if did yousee it on Amazon? We're like,
let me try no, because likeI was, like, I was walking
my dog one time and I sawthis owner had cheese in his bag.
So I was like, you're likethat's a thing. I was like,
you tried because like the regular liketreats that I give her, like they

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didn't like catch her attention, butlike the cheese does. Would you try
would you try dog food? No, you wouldn't, like just no,
I wouldn't try fish food. Ihaven't tried it. It smells good.
That's weird. Why weird? Whyare you any fish food? Bro?

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I mean I said I would tryit. I haven't tried it. Why
are you smelling fish food? Youjust opened up because you never like before,
you know you fish? No?I don't you know what I did
one time? Actually, I youknow how like you see you let your
meat marinate with whatever season to puton. It smelled it. I smelled
it with onions and stuff, andit smells good. Yeah that's going to

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be. I ate one of theonions. But but but because register I
don't know why with the meat rawit's raw, it's raw. Yeah.
No, So I put the meatlike as I I was put in the
meat, and I'm like, itsmells good, and I'm like, let
me just eat the onion. Andthen I was like wait a second,
I hadn't swallowed it, but Iwas like, wait a second, this
is wraw and I'm like it's it'sbloody. I spit it out and I

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went to go like put listening inmy mouth, and I'm like, yo,
not but some disease or something meatjuices of the meat. Probably not
chicken, definitely, absolutely, yeah, I feel too pork and chicken.
Yeah, beef still, I meanlike flood borne diseases relatively safer than chicken

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and portant or or like fish right, No, actually, actually yeah,
fish. Can't you get someone fromthe fish. Depends on the type of
fish you can get parasites, Yes, I don't. I think that's fish
in general, though, No,it depends on the fish. May what

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kind of fish are you? Youare a parasite, I'm a salmon.
I'm kind of for sure you I'ma tuna because everybody likes tuna. Is
good exactly. Sounds like a boogieone like s salmon. No one's gonna
say no to sad. You said, what Salomon? What did you say?
How do you saying? In English? Sound Salomon? Salmon, salmon,
salamander? Everyone with salmon? Everyonewith Salomon? Can I get a

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salmon? Let's just go? CanI get a salmon. I actually learned
from a white kid. You actuallypronounce it salmon salmon and not salmon.
And I've been saying a salmon al Hispanish people say it like that exactly,

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salmon, mom, salmon, that'swhat salmon. That's the way I
explained it. I'm like in Spanishyou say salmon. But tuna is just
doing Have you ever tried the subwayI have. It's not bad, it's
good. Would you have it forthe first time a while ago? It's
not bad? It was good.It's not bad. I wouldn't get it
all the time. I know.I can see how like sometimes it probably

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tastes like chunky pieces of chicken.It's tuna. It's like it's like it's
it's in a salad like type ofno, no, no, no.
It's it's like like how we comelike yeah, yeah, yeah, you
know the cantuna that you get fromthe store. But sometimes the cantuna has
like big fat pieces. Actually thecantuna comes in sometimes like whole yeah,

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but when you smash it up,yea like separate. That's that's how it
it comes prepared. I'm just justhow it comes prepared now, cast Meteorol
is just on your radio, comingup here on to that fam. We
got a lot to talk about.I'm sure Alex and Make got some stupid
stuff to talk about. You it'scoming up here on the show. Often

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you guys get McDonald's. I've actuallycut it down a lot. But wait,
wait wait wait wait what did youjust say? Damn, I did
it. I actually did it.I actually cut down. I never I
just I also cut down. Weneed to. We needed like an Eric

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sound too. Though you're never gonnalike right there, no either that.
I was like, no, nah, or I'm gonna I'm gonna start listening
to what you say, like alot you're gonna forget. So how often
you cut down on the McDonald's mmhmmm, I don't know. So no,

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okay, you've cutting down on McDonald'sor do you still get it?
Well? I still get it hereand there? How often? Uh?
Now, I just try to getit maybe once a week. I don't
try to get it, but Ijust do it. I just but none
of the I mean, I justgo like, I'm just gonna get McDonald's
because it's convenient. It's just convenient. You don't especially for breakfast because I'm

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not a morning person. I don'tlike preparing anything. I don't like doing
anything, and I just want tohave it right. I just want to
go and eat, get over withwhatever I have to get yet, so
I usually go for breakfast, notso much for lunch. Soah, so
I get at least once a weekfor me, it's every day. No,
I'm not that crazy. I triednot to do it once a week,

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but it's like right next to myjob. So like when I don't
bring anything and I don't want toconvenient, I don't want to order Uber
eats, I'm like, I'm juststill cross the street. It's real quick.
It's cheap too. Try not todo that, but you're nope,
it handles it pretty well. It'snot bad. It's used to it.
Yeah. No, my mind's likepretty much next to my house. So

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it's just like, you know,I might as well get it. But
I've been trying to cut down onthat once a week and not at all
and not spending any money at allduring a week. So you get a
difference. You get it more forlunch than like breakfast. Yep, I
don't get breakfast anymore. Maybe likeonce a month on the weekend. That's
it. They don't only eat breakfastlike that. I don't either. They
have some bomb breakfast. I'm notgonna lie. I got. They have

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to bring back the twenty four toseven breakfast that they used to have.
Three pad thing was lit. Nowit ends at eleven or ten week eleven
not damn, bro. Shouldn't haveinformation, Bro, you shouldn't know the
information. Why shouldn't I it's publicknowledge. Coming like I'd be forgetting sometimes
and then I get there too lateand I'm like, damn, I missed
it. That's on you, bro. Sometimes I would push it. I'd

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be like, you guys don't haveany leftover hash Browns and they're like,
actually no, And I'm like,nah, you do. That's why.
That's why you order on the appand it's ready by the time you get
there. Yeah, they can't sayno because you ordered it before eleven or
ten thirty. Damn you sweart,pull up to the dry through, you
get a refunder, you get somethingfree. Mmmm them hash Browns are good

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and I get the hotcakes, littlepancakes. Pancakes are good. I love
the mcgriddles are Like, do youguys when you get the pancakes, you
get like the whole thing, likethe eggs, sausage, biscuits. Do
you like the biscuits on that?No? Getting literally just eat the sausage
and the eggs and I just cutit up. I'd be ordering on the

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app because I don't like ordering likeat the like, oh yeah, I
got a mobile order one on andthen like every time in the app,
I'm always removing the biscuit off mydamn thing. I don't know you could
do that, my damn Yeah.It's a waste and it's not good,
dryer than the Popeyes one, dude, Popeyes one is so good. I'm
not like the inside is like niceand mores, but then the outside it's

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just like hard. Okay, it'sjust not there. It is. That's
a sound. That's his soundkay okay, okay. But you know, like
who has really good breakfast Chick fila Chipotle? Your ears? Man,
she said it so fast. Iunderstood her. It's because you're know,

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we know you're slow. No,I'm just almost speed, bro, I
am in no rush. They havelike the little buns and they have a
piece of chicken and the sweet buns. Right, that's it, just the
sweet buns and the chicken, noeggs, nothing me ordering at the at

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the window, that's one of them. Let me let me get a thank
you for choosing Chick fil a?How might take your order? Have you
ever been at like the drift andyou're like, can you give me a
minute? Like to ve? Didyou ever say that? Or you already
know what you want because I domobile, or I've done it before,
you've done it before? You feelbad for saying it. I don't know

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they're getting paid for that. Whatabout the people behind you, dude?
I feel like they feel annoyed becausethey're like, damn, bro, you
don't know what you want, Like, why are you even in line?
What are they going to get outof their car and go like, hey
man, you need an order rightnow? Have been like you know what
coming out? If you're gonna ifyou're gonna take your sweet time? What
the hell d're supposed to be fast? Draft are supposed to be fast?
I think I know what I want. I think I know what I want.
No, no, no, nono no, we're not gonna serve

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you get off for line. Doyou ever pay like in cash when you're
in the drafter no. Never,it is so inconvenient. I pay CA.
Of course you do. You don'thave like loose change. Sometimes you
just want to get like hold onokay, I don't do that. I
don't do that. I just golike, all right, let me just

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let's get some here and just here. You don't like hold on exact change.
I don't do that. I don'tdo that like if I need,
I guess if I need, ifI'm missing some sense, I just get
like some quarters because that's all Iever have, And I don't even bother
to ask for the pennies back.Did you ever see like they have like

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the little donation thing like at thewindow. I've never done that. I've
never done that like those kids.I'm I have seen that from the drift
in the drive. We have seenit, like the little red bucket.
That's kind of it's not a bucket, it's for like the Ronald McDonald's house
whatever. Blah blah blah. Yeah, have you ever dropped some in there?
No? I don't have change,just more aggressive than I don't have.

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Why don't you have change? Youknow, it's good to have change
in your car, right, okay? But something if you go to one
of those tired things and they onlytake quarters like the tired of the air.
Because my tires are good. Theydon't need the air. My tires
are good, they don't need air. You gotta adjust them every season,
bro, when you go from coldto hot, hot to cold, you

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gotta adjust them. My tires they'remade for that. This bulletproof. This
guy's leg got the bulletproof. Theweather. Pay heavy money for American better
be. So we were about McDonald's, right, Alex, what do you

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got that? We were talking aboutmeds. McDonald's is actually collaborating with another
force of nature which we some ofus have resisted but got eventually pulled into
the cult, and that is crocs. I'm wearing some right now. She
is representing representing croc right now.Yes, I'm a crook. God.

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Actually I have Crocs in my car, but today I'm wearing under armour.
Mm hmm. He was kicking thedeath pretty good, Pretty good, right,
Pretty secured, pretty secure, It'sready to run. You never know
when you're it's some apocalyptic event that'shappening and you're like, I'm out,
I'm out, I'm out, andI just go into sport mode with mine.

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I'm basically wearing the Lamborghini of shoesright now, you're wearing like the
wearing like the what would it bethe the Jeeps. It's like the no
jeeps will be like boots, rightyeah, like boot cocks would be like
you say, like the Prius ofshoes. It's cheap economic. They got

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a sports and want to be likegood, but just blows up the kias
the Kias of shoes. So McDonald'sannounced the collabor with one of the most
iconic footwear brands out there, andit is Crocs, Like I said,
to create a limited edition design DeliciousCrow Delicious. The phone footwear has become

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one of the most divisive shoe stylesin the market because, like I said,
people go like, yo, nah, they're not my style though,
and then a week later somebody givesthem a pair of Crocs and they're like,
damn it. It's kind of comfortablethough, and then they start mixing
and matching with their outfits and you'relike, actually, this kind of goes
and then you get lazy and you'relike, let me just take my crocs,

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just slip them on, and youstart taking It's one place every day
you take them to another place.You start wearing them every day. Before
you know it, you find yourselfback at the croc store buying your second
pair. I haven't bought Crocs ina while. I need another pair.
I just have to kind of itsounds like you both need to take a
trip to the croc store. Whatcolor would you get? I probably get

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like yellow. I would get white. I have woe ones. I like
the white ones. They're nice.I have black and pink, either either
white or red. Mm hmmm,I feel like the red ones are pretty
cool. About the blue? Navyblue, the ocean blue, which guess
we'll color? Have one right now? Black? What? What? Black?

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Black? Black? Black? Black? Black? Where's my drum?
A blue? Navy right? Navyblue? Yeah? I like those?
I like those? But would youget it with the phone where you'd never

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get it with the phone? Oh? With the first you mean the fleece.
My sister has the one with thefleece. I have a fleece like.
I don't really, I don't really. They're okay. They make your
feet, which is uncomfortable. Ilike. I like. I like that
my foot breathe up up party foul. Uh. Let me see, let

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me see see uh. Now McDonald'sfans can get in on the action thanks
to a special edition design of Crocsmade in a bright red and yellow so
basically the colors of McDonald's. Youcould literally wear golden arches on your foot.
Oh. I love that they comewith accompanying shoot shoe charms. Shoe

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charms, you know, the thingsthat you stick on the little holes,
yes, yeah, yeah, oryeah quote unquote chibits as they're officially known.
Molly McKenna's, senior director of brandCommunications with McDonald's said, we're constantly
blown away by the way our fansshow off their love for McDonald's and as
it turns out, crocs fan baseis just as passionate. Whereas our parents
would say, McDonald like where likeMcDonald's gear. Ever, No, although

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although there was those shirts when TravisScott collabed with them for that meal,
Really the McDonald's shirts are actually wortha lot, believe it or not.
My friend has them. He hasthat one, He has the Cardi B
one, and he has the one. Actually I don't know about the Cardi

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B one, but he has theone where he did the they did the
Happy Birthday for the purple character Iforget his name. Grimace. Yeah,
that was another like limited shirt thatthey have. Damn, but how did
they get it? He has afriend we're talking about like this hoodie.

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Yeah, people are gonna start goinglike, why does he do it so
perfectly every time? They're not evengonna know that it's a button. This
is a pet. Let me say. He's selling for three hundred something.
So what I'm saying, like,why is his apple pie on it?

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Whack? Look up the Travis Scottthat is so whack. I wouldn't buy.
I wouldn't either. Travis Scott likeit says always had a thing for
sweets on the back. But it'sis Cactus Jack? Is that someone?
Probably? Okay, okay, nowthat's him though. I don't like this
one though, all right, yeah, what are you talking about? Oh

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so that's okay, I've only seenthe shirt then, Oh this is a
hoodie? What the heck? CactusJack is his label? It's uh yeah,
his little sub label group because he'sfrom tex Texas. Cactuses in Texas

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is a country boy. No,he's just from Texas. I don't know.
Okay, what do you look Traumata? How much does that go for?
Three three seven. That's out ofpocket. It's because of extra large
three seven for a large Bible sixsix, because it's popular. What about
small? This is offer? Makean offer. I gave you two dollars

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extra extra extra four o five foran extra large that's crazy for ex I
just want the listeners listeners to knowthat that's I'm not doing that every time.
It's not me, it's not itis him. Say listen, listen,

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this is him. Uh I dislikeyou right now? Well, Cardi
B sure is only like ten dollars? Damn well actually, well, because
who the hell wants a Carter Bshirt? Only? No, no,
no, it's just so that allof them are sold out, the complete
opposite. Who wants Cardi B show? I went to the website and it's

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also own. I wouldn't want aCarter B shirt if you asked me so,
if you wanted to know. Actually, just before, just to finish
off the story here, the shoesare going to be priced at eighty two
dollars. All the prices may verywith purchases, including the McDonald's theme gibbets.
Who are you reading a commercial?No? I mean, I'm just
saying, would you pay eighty twofor for a for a pair of crocs.

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Hell, no, I would,I would, gosh darn it,
bro, bro, it's fervid brjust like every time, pristine, Pristine.
Just go to a break, Pleasego to a break. Uh My,
we'll be back with more here one r on to be the Feminine

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from Washington, DC with Mabel andSam. I thought he was gonna play
South. No, sir, No, I wasn't. Like, boy,

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you gotta work something out there.Heay, tomorrow and I'm gonna teach a
lot of turkeys and some legacies.He was going off, don't don't do

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get look at the tango. It'sthat's another one, say look at the
tengo. He always says that it'sokay. I don't know what I feel
like saying that in like the whenyou be young, like this is my
reader, this is my reaction afterhe says it to uh. In this

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belief, I could see I cansee May just like scrolling through her phone
at home or something, and itjust pops in her head and just to
herself, May, I'll send itto you. I'll send it to you,
man alight, And they actually sentenceyou get get the this one flooding

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technique has proven to almost always work, just like this. Okay, I
thought she's gonna play it. Ihave control. I have controlled. Now

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take over my mind. It's gonnatake over my mind. Sell it.
You're a meme now, bro,I am. I've become a meme.
So this is what it feels liketo be going. Why does Selena Gomans
get mad that one time? Becaushe becomes a meme. I mean you're
mad right now? I'm mad.I don't know. I'm not mad.
You look kind of mad. Brokill me, but all perfect kill me.

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Okay there, you're gonna let me. She used this picture? Okay,
okay, okay, no, no, let's get this out of our
system. Oh no, please deletethat. Yoh. This is when was

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getting his money from when you weregetting your money? Wait wait wait wait
wait? Was I high? WasI high? That? Am I high?
In that picture? Probably was thatthat day? It was my birthday.
You'll come down doing drug, bythe way, And I was not
high. It was just just alittle bit, just a little bit stone

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yo. Why don't I look fat? Yo? Please? Please please?
That's okay. This is motivation.This is motivation. I'm gonna I'm getting
back in the gym. What wouldyou say, I've already started. What
would you say if you always looklike that? This is his reaction to
that comment. Uh, it's motivation. Oh god, it's not funny.

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This is all it's gonna be inthe gym, listening to like some hardcore
music, thinking about the thinking aboutthis picture and this sound, gonna be
like, yo, f these guys, one more set, one more,
one more, show them extra fiftypounds on wing. Okay, okay,
we'll let you talk. Rico,We'll let you talk. What's up,
man? What you got? Holdon? I got you, I got

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your lord. He's gonna pull somethingembarrassing me in the gym right now.
Listen listening to I'm gonna show them. I'm gonna show them. I am
not just oh, I don't justdo Oh I heard that early in the

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morning. I'd be like, allright, all right. So we're gonna
dive into some risen miss one onone one o one. This one flirting
technique has proven to almost work always. Point essor, if you have trouble

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talking to the ladies, this isthe segment for you. Sure, maybe
Researchers studied a thousand people's responses tojust keep that on, a thousand people's
responses to forty different types of flirtingto determine which approach worked and which didn't.
Keep playing. Different approaches were effectivedepending on what a person was looking

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for at the time. So arethey emotionally distract do they have daddy issues?
What's going on? You love girlslike that with what with daddy issues?
They have their first people looking forsomething, as responded best to signals
that a prospective partner was available.Available, No, it's not me,

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but that's something casual. You don'twant If they want something casual, do
you want casual? Depends on theday the girl, depends on the day.
It depends on This included sending outsignals such as moving closer to the
person and making eye contact with them. They're not in a creepy and staring
way. You're like, you're like, not like this, not like this,

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but the eyes, yes, subtle, subtle, real subtle. Look
at me in my eyes. Don'tscatter them away, look at that.
Look at me in my eyes,and you're, oh my god, I'm
so shy. They look they lookedup and you're like, look at Alex's
eyes. When he's high, lookat me, Look at me. On

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the other hand, those wanting along term partner were more on the look
out for signs of generosity and willingnessto commit. Obviously. Yeah, I
mean that's common because of because ifthis is going to work, you want
to know the other person is init for the long haul to win,
in it to win it. However, there's one flirting technique you can use

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which is the top of the treein almost any situation, and it's the
and is the most successful way toflirt. What do you think it is?
What has worked for you? Havea girlfriend? What worked on her?
Smooth talking? Smooth talking? Whatwas your pickup? There is no
just being nice? Okay, seegenerosity not nice, willingness to commit.

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Yeah, I'm not nice to you, damn for you. We're not.
We don't swing that way for you. What was it? What is it?
Like? What's what's the smoothest pickupline you've ever heard? Like?
What worked? Because I'm going totry right now, say I'm kidding.

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She's like, nothing's ever worked onme. I don't know. She's like,
I gotta be feeling you without evensaying anything. Fit. Yeah,
I don't really like. I thinkpickup lines are kind of corny, cheesy,
corny, like like you know it'scorny, but because it's corny,
it's funny, or like you justdon't like him straight up because it's that
corny she does, I don't thinkI like it, okay, okay,

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So more like more like actions likethe moving was to say, moving closer,
and she's like fill me up andstaring, not in a creepy way.
He's like, yeah, fill meup, and you got me danger
is like taking mental notes. Letme see where was that perfect song for
this segment. So I think whatthey're trying to say is in this study

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that actually, straight up what wouldwork. The technique that would work is
just being funny. Yes, agood application of humor can go a long
way, and it gives the otherperson a chance to send you signals if
they're interested. I agree, though, but that's not really a technique.

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That's more like, are you doyou have a personality that you can have
like a like a valid sense ofhumor. I mean some people can look
funny or funny looking. You wantthe funny part, not the funny looking
part. Yeah, they're funny,not funny looking. You're like, hey,
that dude looks fun looks like you'dbe funny, or she looks like

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she could be funny. Do youthink when you saw me? Do you
think I was funny? No,you just look funny looking at well,
you're not funny looking, so notto him. There's only one. I
mean, she's not funny looking.I've seen funny looking, bro. I'm
looking at two of them. I'mlooking at it, clinking at one right
here. Oh the phone. Yeah, that's pretty funny looking at me,

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it's pretty funny. So have youever risened up a girl with your humor?
I have? Mm hmm works everytime. What are you saying?
The only thing that varies is howlong it lasts? Because sometimes I just
I take too long what I say. It depends on what we're talking about.
If we're in a group setting,that's even better because I can bounce

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off of everyone else. When I'mwith myself. No, you be one
of those. No, Actually Ido dip into that, but I try
not to. I just kind oflike build on what they're saying. He
tries not to, but when it'snot working on the girl, he starts
doing it starts working, don't lie, don't lie, no, Okay.

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In my situation, usually it happenswith my friends and with my friends or
these particular people, we just roasteach other like all the time. So
part of us just us alone,like we're only ever roasting each other.
So so when you bring a girlin, it's just kind of like how
it works with us, like withthat group. So I'm just kind of

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used to that. But I mean, when I'm with somebody else, like
you see me, like in apublic setting, I don't roast everyone if
I don't know them. But amI going to roast them abouts? I've
never seen you try to take someoneup and in front of me. But
you know how I act like ina public setting, I don't go around
roasting people. I suppose same,Yeah, but yeah I don't need to.

(34:30):
I don't need to roast the personto be funny. But like I
said, you just kind of bounceoff everybody else I do. So yeah,
like when you evet my dog,he didn't roast my dog like he
doesn't know her yet, you knowwhat I mean? The dogs roasting capabilities.
You know she has a lot goingon? Are you being are?

(34:54):
Like, I need to put downthe music because I'm confused. We're talking
about your dog. Okay, whywould he need to roast your dog?
Who's he trying to rise up yourmom or something? Just roast. We're
not talking about roasting. We're talkingabout using the roast to risk some or
not. You're right? Are you? Are you saying like? Are you

(35:14):
saying like in a setting like witheveryone saying yeah, you don't just like
she's just using her dog as anexample. She's affirming what you were saying.
Right. I just want to knowif I get that right, because
I was just as confused though,because I should have made it. Okay.
May have you ever raised anybody else? Mmm? I don't think I

(35:42):
have. I don't know. Idon't think for a female is different,
different because they're the ones getting rissedup, or at least they're being attempted
to get rissed up. Okay,but you got to say something back to
the male too, not just gonnabe try about it. You just your
eyes a little bit and then they'relike, that's not really like me rising.

(36:04):
Well, you gotta flirt back,but that's rising flirting. Yeah,
flirting yeah like girls, Yeah,girls flour back bro, No, that's
what I'm saying. Flirting is literallyrising. That's the riz action of raising
someone up. You're you're flirting withthem with the intention or maybe not with
the intention, but you're just flirtingwith them. You're just flirting with them.

(36:27):
I mean, I guess everyone doesthat then. Okay, so the
question stands with you, my dude. I think I'm just I don't know
if I should be offended or concernedif y'all think I really just depend on
the roast to like rid somebody?What was that? What was that?
What is this silence going on hereletting you speak? I feel like you'd

(36:52):
be roasting, But maybe it's justbecause it us so like you just it's
just be roasting, like just toomuch? Real? Is that at least
funny? It can be? See, this is how the truth comes out.
It's okay, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I
didn't say that. You are sayingthat because you're thinking that. No,

(37:14):
I think Alex is funny. Thereyou go. See. I think the
most I think the most important personthat you wanted that information from spoke about
it. Because you you make itseem like it's concerning No, I don't
care. I literally don't care.Then what was that I saw that I
was clearing my throat. Dude overhere coughing my lungs up whole the show?

(37:35):
All right, right, no beachin here, no beaving. Hey,
hey, m the form over.Okay, we'll be back for the
second hour. I guess ry haven'ttold us about your ribs. I literally

(37:57):
just did. I was the firstperson that you asked, can you remind
me of for you? You giveus like a summary? Okay, being
nice? He did say that,like compliments. No, not like that,
just being nice, like doing nicethings. You gotta start with being
nice first and doing nice things,and you go in more and be like
show, and then you stop doingnice things. Facts as soon as you

(38:20):
rope them, you can just stop. You are the same once you get
them roped up. Just stop allthe kind of the kind of I don't
have any more juice in the tank. Sorry, you're stuck with me.
Disclaimer, I'm kidding about all ofthis. Won't be bad with you in
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All right, guys, so havea would you rather okay, So the
question is would you rather be ableto taste color or see smell? See

(40:14):
smell? Yeah, like something smells, that's my answer, see smell?
Okay, It's not like the questionsmell if if you're able to see what
color see smell or smell smell color, no taste, color, taste color,
smell, m see smells smell smellsmell. I wonder what these colors

(40:39):
would taste like? Is not foodor tasting? What would this taste like
vanilla? Probably like paint paint?What would silver taste like? Color?
Does taste? It tastes like paint? What would chrome taste like chrome?

(41:04):
Okay? What would that taste like? What would what would a delicious steak
dinner look like? I mean,is that considered like it has I mean
it has a brown color to it, right, I'm talking about look like
because you're tasting what color? Whattasting the color of the steak? Dummy?
What does the smell of the steakof look like? Like? Oh,

(41:27):
that's a good question. So youjust see floating steaks float or you
would just see the you would seehow it would like, I would say,
smell. Could you imagine? Butthink about it. You would see
it and you wouldn't be able tosee anything else. It's basically like you're
in a never ending fog because there'sso many smells. Because if you think

(41:54):
about it, there's like a trackand you see this freaking skin works in
the air, and if it's everywhere, you would you would see may skip
marks when she walks by. Yo, I guess that they don't fellow and
you see the yo. You can'tround yo. May. What the hell
it's gonna be like a tail comingup? Yeah. So you say,

(42:15):
see smell, no taste color.I don't want to see that. I
don't want to see that. Yousee smell? Answer, you make a
valid point. That's crazy, Yeah, because taste color, I mean it's
not bad. What if color tasteslike trash, then you gonna stop eating

(42:37):
last stop looking at the color.Then I don't know. It doesn't matter
what color you are. I don'tsee color. I don't see color.
What would the color of tequila tastelike water? What? What did you
say? She said? What Imean, it's clear, it's not white.

(43:00):
It will tastes like water because itlooks like water. So what does
water taste like water? But whatwater taste like like water? If you
could describe water, how would youdescribe it? A collection the minerals?
And how does that taste watery?You're not answering my question, my man,

(43:27):
what would this green color taste likelike? Diary? I guess then
you're bringing in consistency, like what'sthe viscosity and all that stuff. Yeah,
no, we're just going with colored. Man, how would you describe
if it's liquidity, if it's chunky, it's green. Maybe it's liquidy and

(43:49):
it's chunky, it's green, iswhat she said? What do you say,
how would you describe water? Notaste? Because it's clear. What
would you describe water? Is waterwet? Uh? No, because the

(44:12):
action of something becoming covered in wateris what's wet. Water does not become
wet. It's already water, whichmakes something else wet. Brain, do
you remember there was like a bigdiscussion about it. I know, I
know. It bothered me so much. I had to look that up.
That's why my brain you have todo. Get the facts. Get the

(44:35):
facts. So let's think about this. Water is what makes it wet?
So how is it not wet?If it is the inside of a bottle
is wet? Right? So ifI have a question if water tastes like
water, right, how come differentbottled waters taste different because they have like
different minerals. No, they putdifferent types of ingredient to preserve the water

(45:00):
after it's been filtered. It alsodoes come in the filtering process, does
come into a like that's why someof them have like preserve if you read
like some of the water bottles,like the Crokling brand, If you read
it, it has a section ofingredients. You can see the preservators in
there, which affect the taste ofthe water. So is that so it

(45:22):
can like preserve it? Yeah,so it won't taste bad in the future.
Precisely read the bottle right now youhave right next to you. That's
a Snapple bottle. Oh heah,you're right, this is blocking me.
It says ingredients purified water, potassiumbicarbonate, sodium carbonate, you see,

(45:44):
calcium citrate, sodium chloride, andmagnesium oxide. No wonder, water tastes
so good nowhere, No wonder,it tastes kind of magnetic, like you
know, like magnetic, like youknow, like, what does my metal
taste? I can see what youmean. I can see what you mean.
Not as strong reads all the ingredients. Yeah, I could taste it

(46:09):
for season drink. I knew itall along. No wonder this familiar.
I used to eat pennies as achild, No, sir, that's why.
Actually that's why people or it's actuallyproven that if you drink tap water
and filter it yourself or boil itor boil it, sorry bullets, if

(46:31):
you boil it, it's actually alot healthier than drinking bottled water because it's
already filtered by well, the heatno, no, no, by whatever
is filtering it for the county.They're not adding anything to it, and
you yourself are getting rid of mostof what's an art in that water.
They put like chlorine in our water, they do, but that's why you

(46:52):
boil it. Yeah, it's proventhat tap water is actually healthier than that.
What about the water that we showerwith the same water that bathroom chlorine
sometimes doesn't Doesn't the pool have chlorinein it a higher amounts. Yes,

(47:15):
that's why it's blue, But inthis case it's not blue. During my
whole childhood was a lie. Takea shower after I got out of the
pool. But it's different to concentrateon en is in our tap water is
like significantly lower than pools. Whythey put it in our water in our

(47:38):
tap water is for the same reasonthat you can drink it. They're trying
to keep it cleaner. I meanin a pool, people be peeing,
pooping, farting, missing. Youdrink pool water accident accident. Yes,
it is nasty and it's not good. It's not, but you can.

(48:00):
It's so strong you can sometimes tasteit. Yeah, yeah, so and
something like tap water. You wouldn'ttaste it. It's not enough to really.
Tap water still tastes disgusting, though, for the record, not if
you're really thirsty. That's different.You don't have you're drinking with some ice.

(48:20):
Ice helps, Ice does help,It does help. You don't like
ice? Icy? Guy, Idon't care about ice? Really? Why
did you say it like that?Like you won't drink like a cup of
something without ice? Depends what itis actually water, I won't drink with
ice. It doesn't bother already cold, Yeah, it doesn't bother me.

(48:42):
It's just don't you like the icewhen it like? What smoked the ice?
What do you don't want? Itdoes look like you're saying smoke.
No, Like it's just cold,like when it touches your lips. I
mean it's just cold. I meanI don't care about that. No,
See my thing, if you putice in it, it's it's less water

(49:04):
than you what you would get withoutice, that's true, but that's what
I gotta feel all the way tothe top and then put the ice.
You know who has superior blessed bythe Lord? Yeah, everyone like I
haven't paid attention. Actually it's justcrunchy. Yeah, it's like hospital.

(49:27):
Yeah, like the blocks, thecues, little cubes. Yeah, the
small one you're saying, you're sayingthey taste better. The chick fil their
ones, yes, probably their theirfiltration system is quite fire. Probably the
Lord clean these pipes. Oh yeah, I forgot. It's like what they

(49:49):
have, what they have to say, unless they have to say, uh,
my pleasure, my pleasure, Yeah, pleasure, my pleasure. Get
up? Maybe the quest stop makingall of the story is, uh,
don't drink too much bottled water andfilter your own water and yeah, yeah,

(50:14):
get get in this for the topfive Billboard one hundred on the show,
yeah five, number four, Wellthe Billboard Hot one hundred, top
five. The Grammys are coming up, so these are interesting. Uh Top
five number five is so don't goTaylor's version by Taylor Swift. Okay,

(50:39):
are you gonna play? I don'tknow if you're gonna play. What is
it called say? Don't Go,Say Don't Go by Taylor Swift. Why
couldn't Yeah? My bad? Sothis is like the old like it's already
a song, but she re recordedyes Taylor's version in the song or I

(51:01):
like it already. Actually it's quitenice. Number four Paint the Town Red
by Doja. Both ladies are nominatedfor the Grammys in twenty twenty four.
That was like Possession, Possession,Possessions because she's preparing herself for the Dojahka

(51:24):
concert. Yes, yeah, it'son yeah Monday. What I said,
Doja Doja? Next? Next?Number three? Pardon my language, but
number three is Slut Taylor's version lYout slut no no period by Taylor Swift,

(51:47):
no period, period period, it'sall caps. What type of way
about that song? Wow? Iwonder what she's talking about. Number two

(52:07):
if only to listen now that wedon't talk, Taylor's version Taylor Swift and
another one very Taylor Swift is nominatedby I Believe for nine Grammys. I
believe, Gardener. If I'm notmistaken, correct me if I'm wrong.
For some reason, the beginning ofthis reminded me of one of that one

(52:28):
Shakira song. What songs trying totake this one kind of right you here,
right kind of at the beginning.I like this song. Damn,
I forget about it. Shout outto Shakira, Sorry, we're mission intermission,

(52:50):
who actually doesn't have Grammy nominations,but in the Latin Grammys that's something
else. Yes, man, youknow the song. So you just said
this old song? Do you knowit? Like you don't? I don't
believe you. I do. Holdon fast forward to the beat, drop

(53:10):
there you go. Yes, thisis when she was like transitioning some like
the rackish thing into more popular likeDonald. I've always questioned why did she

(53:37):
sing like that fun fact her.I think it was her high school music
teacher. She was in like thechorus class or something like that, and
they didn't let her in, oror maybe the professor literally said that she
sounds like a goat when she sings. That was her motivation. And now
look at her, now look ather. Let her get big singing like

(54:00):
that. Mike, Okay, numbernumber two place still bad, though number
one is margin walling, no isit over? Now? Taylor's version from
the Vault Swift Swifties going to Townon the billbo They're like they buying every

(54:29):
every c D, every album,every single every c D, every show.
I'm getting Taylor's bro, bro,stop fighting, stop hating, just
joining joint. So is she stilllike country or not? She's like,
she's pop but but because she's revisitingthese albums pop, I mean you can

(54:52):
say she's both. She's pop,is doing pop music not he's not some
trap even it's majority of this country'slike, you know it's different, no,
no, no, no, we'rea different can What is what is
this? Ever? What does thissound like? Yeah? The exactly song
that she has country songs? Also, what's it? What's it her country

(55:15):
songs go to? Anything before twentyten, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about now now. Imean, actually ever more, ever more,
ever more. That album has somecountry music, which I was still
admit talking about the Taylor versions stuffthat's the newer one. That's that's her

(55:36):
more like recent stuff that she doesn'tneed to record again, how much more
recent Day twenty twenty three, threethree, all right, we got no
coming up here on d v FM, and I think that's it. We're
gonna close out the show because we'vegot to get ready for Turkey tomorrow who

(56:05):
could be all of us, Sowe gotta get ready for that. So
we're gonna go ahead do the noshow segment and then wrap up the show.
We'll see you guys next week.So coming up here on to be
the FM, Hello the Show,Welcome back to the show. This is

(56:30):
our last segment for today. You, like I said, back to the
show, Back to the show,you need to add like a punch sound
filip walk up back. I don'tthink you don't got it. You like
a punching of it and welcome back. May go ahead do it. At

(56:59):
the same time, she says,no, I said, I said weird,
okay, and we are sorry it'stimed off a little bit one more
time, and we are perfect.We gotta punch, gotta wake them up,

(57:22):
and we are and we are afavorite segment. Sorry, this is
really the way, big dog,and we are now in our favorite segment
of the night. No, basically, I give you words in English which
then you translated Spanish, things thatyou may or may not have known.
But together we're gonna learn. Yes, we are, we are moving our

(57:44):
culture forward. Fort don't worry.All right, We're gonna go start with
five words like that. That's howyou'all gonna sound in a second. Alright,
first word, how do you say, I dislike you all? Makin

(58:08):
make skin in male? Anyways?The first word is thin. How do
you say, yes, which oneyou want? Make? Bugatti? Or
let's go, I'll go about god? Okay? How do you say mistaken?

(58:39):
Vocados? Are you sure she's right? She's positive, she's correct.
Which one you want it? Youcan do, let's go, let's go.
Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay. How do you say

(58:59):
in love? Yes, choking overthere, he's choking on our good Spanish?

(59:19):
We don't okay, it's like yo, stop okay, okay, okay,
to understand, shoot at Yes,she's right, you're just riding off

(59:40):
her way. She's right. Whatdo you mean? Why don't you guess
at first? Because I don't haveuntil she this issue? Right, I
don't know? Is she eric?You know you have the answer. You're
gonna guess or not? That's mygas. She is correct? Oh no,

(01:00:05):
my Spanish? And he doesn't.Yes, I do, but I'll
give you one more. Don't sayanything. I'll give you one more.
My ears are closed. How doyou say to seem I don't know.
I know everyone. No, no, no, no, I don't know
what I know. I just sayanything, say anything, say something.

(01:00:30):
I guess I'll go to see whatis it? Yes, Erry, come
on broad check you No, no, no, and that is our no.

(01:00:52):
This is this is me right now. Every every question he's like,
he's like, uh, take itaway, clueless, bro, take it
away. Making my way downtown.So that was our no sample segments.
You're on a roo, Yes,that was Eric. Earlier he said,

(01:01:14):
I'll go say something. I did. I did. He told me to
say something I did. Just playthe play this yeah? Uh uh the

(01:01:37):
remix? Yeah, rap, he'sa rap. He was just on,
we'll give we'll give you credits.What man? What I was gonna say,
play this song? But I don'tknow if we can SMR. I'm

(01:01:59):
gonna trying. I don't trust you. What is it. I don't trust
you. I don't know what thatis? He said. I don't know
what that is. I don't knowwhat I don't trust her. All right,
I'll put a little snippet. Okay, I'm concerned. Give me one

(01:02:22):
moment. I can't say you've neverheard Oh, okay, now I remember
this because it has a bad word. It's pretty lit back then it's like

(01:02:46):
walk a floa era I think aroundthat time. Yeah, Eric is just
like, it's not Morgan Wallen,So I don't know it. Just say
Ski or or Tapa cray Bro.Just do Ski. No, I don't
care about her escape ski. Waita second. I just remembered from our

(01:03:22):
song challenge yesterday, you have toeat a lemon. Wait what that's what
we said, right? We didn'tlike an orange? Gladly we don't have
any here. I actually have themright here. Could you imagine pose one
out of it? That away isplaying? Well, man, I hate

(01:03:44):
to break. I hate to bringit to you, but you're gonna have
to eat one next week. I'mgoing to pick the sourist looking one.
I'm gonna do that technique that Asianpeople do with watermelons. They just like
you'll be like, start talking,flick it. This is the one.
This has a son. Wait,lemon have like seeds in them, right?

(01:04:10):
They're seedless? Yes, I don'tswaw them. Well some of them
they're seedless. No, there aresome that are seedless. Like that exists.
I'll get you a seedless one,give me seedless one. So you
don't choke. I don't want togrow in lemon tree in my body.
Did you believe that as a kid, No, I don't know. I

(01:04:30):
had my doubts. I was like, oh, no, with watermelon seeds,
whenever grow inside me, whenever mayswallow the watermelon seed. It's like
oh, or like a few timesI swallowed a gum. No, that's
actually bad for you. How longdid seven years? Six? It'll last

(01:04:51):
in your digestis? I think they'reall I think they're all out by now.
Yeah, I don't remember the lasttime I swallowed gum. Maybe it's
still them. I don't know.Maybe that's why you have all those What
about you? Have you thought aboutthat? Yeah? Do you remember the
last time you swallowed? It's beena minute. I usually toss it up.

(01:05:13):
Yeah, I don't swallow it thosewhen I was little, like not
little, but hmmm, interesting,I wouldn't be. Yes. I would
like to wish our listeners a beautifulThanksgiving. I do too. Tomorrow we

(01:05:33):
will feast with our families and willbring dungeons to a turkey. And how
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