November 14, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Johnson Quax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly, the makers
of Johnson Tax and Johnson's new water repellents. Glow Code
presents Sipper McGee and Malley with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon
nottaqu Brian Dick LaGrand and me Harlow Wilcox. The script
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is by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie. Music by The
Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. Tonight, I'd like to make
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most economical self polishing wax you can buy. Its protective
shine lasts up to four times longer. Get water repellent
new glow coat tomorrow. In sixteen forty nine, a Dutchman
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named Rembrandt took some oils, some brushes, some canvas, and
some talent and turned out a lot of masterpieces. In
nineteen forty nine, and a fellow in Wistful Vista got
out the card table, loaded it down with art materials,
and started to make his own Christmas cards. The sound
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of the gong was so we could avoid mentioning the
two artists in the same break, because one of them
is mister McGhee, a FIVV McGhee and Mauie.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Old boy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I sure wish I'd have thought of this before, Molly.
Look at the money I'd have saved if I'd have
made my own Christmas cards every year. Oh this look
kittle my first one?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Let me see, hmm? Very interested?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Too bad?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
He had to still that big blobber red paint all
over it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
What do you mean, big blobber red paint? That's Sandy Claus.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It is versus beers.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's the whole idea of the card. He ain't got
any beard, Sandy Claus with no beer. Why, certainly he's
just coming out of the barbershop versus He was going
to say, Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Had his beard cut off as up on.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
The roof his reindeer's trample, because how can a guy
with whiskers on show? Little shaver is a good example.
Oh shucks, I got a million ideas as good as that,
or better.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, I should hope. So huh among you many good ideas?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Have you got one about how to get that India
ink out of the rug?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh? I'll clean up here when I get through. I
ain't quite used to handling all this stuff, but I'll
learn to see, I'll learn, my gosh. I'll bet Somerset
Mogham didn't learn to paint overnight either.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Somerset mom is a is a novelist. There he not
a fager?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh he gave it up. Huh he couldn't stand the gaff. Hey, well,
I'll believe me. I'm staying right with it. I got tenacity,
I got grit, I got perseverance.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
You have something else too, I have Yes, you have
a jar blue paint dripping into your lap.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh my gosh, I must have tripped it over with
my elbow. Yes, there shucks, that was my only jar
of blue paint. I'll have to paint the rest of
the reindeer with brown eyes.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You've been painting reindeer with blue eyes?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
A good question for all I know?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Reindeer?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Come in? Oh, she's on in the mayor McGee, come in,
mister mayor, Thank.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You, Molly, Hello mcgheela trev. You must be having a
circus with those watercolors. You certainly look like a clown.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
If you're referring to the pigment so plentifully permeating my
pretty puss political it is purely a product from my
poster paints, my peculiar pictorial proclivities.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Are you through, dear you?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Or shall I open up another can of peas?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Andrew? No, kidd latrev. This artwork is a great little hobby.
It gets your mind off of things.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I didn't know you ever had yours on any thing.
But I agree that a hobby is a fine thing.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
My secretary collects stamps.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Has she a valuable collection, mister.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Mayor, she must have.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I buy about fifty dollars worth a week, and I
can never find one around the office.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I think she must be papering a bedroom with them.
If she doesn't like the.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Results, she can always mail the house to some relative.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I come buy my artistic kind of natural. It's hereditory.
My uncle Sycamore was an artist.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Uncle Sycamore, you had an interesting family tree. Ah, yes,
a squirrels idea of heaven. I imagine.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I know your uncle Sycamore was an artist. McGee, part razor, landscape.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Mail pots, tobacco painted on barns, fences and silos. You
got any hobbiesful truth? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
She sells.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh you mean sea shells, don't you, your honor?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, My housekeeper is always selling raffle tickets for something,
and I have to buy whatever she sells.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
He's gone interesting. Sometimes if she sells tickets on some seashells.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, anytime she sells seashells, she will sell the seashells
to somebody else, because if she sees that she can
sell me seashells. She will sell this.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
M matter your honor, I'll have to change the subject.
My bridge work is coming loose anyway, I have to
be going. I can find my way up. Molly don't probably.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Don't know me or nothing nor.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Knows me off the fly and she wore a yellow ribbons.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
The times so the super smoo.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Level.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
How much longer are those Christmas cards gonna take me?
The way?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
The page is thrown around, and here it looks like
Sherwin had a fight with Williams, My dear girl.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A true artist is not concerned with such trivial things
one one is creating. One thinks only of putting one's
best work into one's work. You've seen the pot of glue.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yes, you're putting your best elbow in it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yes, I thought that a while ago, but I thought
it was just the red paint. Hey, look at this
card I just designed for more Toopes not only wishes
him and Merry Christmas, but carries a thoughtful little message too.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Something sentimental. I suppose, like go board your head.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Here it is picture of a fish. You see, fish
is swimming through a sprig of missiletoe.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
A fish and missiletoe.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, the verse says, I hope the fish I hear
by show recalls the fin I loaned you last July.
And no he swims through mistletoe. I ain't gonna kiss
that fin. Goodbye, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You like it?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Well?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Five dollars is always a nice touch if you can't
get ten.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
But that's what I said, you tell me him.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh, it's only from the Elks Club.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Come in, boy, Hello, messes, hallo McGhee, what's the mess matches?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well himself here is making his own Christmas cards. Heaven
help me.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yep, personalized, handmade Christmas cards.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Only.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
None of that run of the mill stuff for me
this year. I painted every one of these babies with
my own hands.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Maybe they wouldn't look so messy if you paint them
rid of grosch meghee.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Well he did use a brush, only he means it.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hey, I might not do so bad withs just my
bare hands. At Yeah, Olie, you've heard of finger painting,
haven't you? Oh sure, My daughter.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Christina, she makes good money that finger painting.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, what does she paint?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Go to her finger paint her paint We give fee
she paints fingers. Of course, she, she said, lady cures,
you mean a man of cures oly.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Me and the message fee don't black Christina holding hands
with the men she used paints fingers.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
On ladies, have you done any of Christmas shopping yet?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Holy?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And say what are you going to give your wife
this year?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Ben Man Messus is always a problem every year for Christmas.
She wants something sensible, but I wanted to give her foolishness.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And you're right, boy, you are right. That's what Christmas
is for sure.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
But this year, though, she changes.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, this time she wants foolishness too, hope and such foolishness.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Oh what does she want?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Ely a diamond necklace?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Or mean?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No?
Speaker 8 (11:56):
She dbs hints by the kids so that they say,
this year, Mama, for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I dyed the rabbit.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Whoa Now a dyed rabbit is very nice?
Speaker 8 (12:05):
I think, yeah, sure, I'm made to you with the
pet shop.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Of course rabbit did dies.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
I give it to my message.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
We stopping to say hello.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We be so good byes.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It's a good thing. I keep on talking while I'm working,
or working while I'm talking, or I'll never get any
I got some beautiful cards here, Molly. They weren't so messy.
How you take this one for the mayor for instance,
kind of a symbolic card. See you get at the
picture of the pork barrel with a hand in it.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
That's lovely.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
That's about as subtle as a black jack.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I didn't realize I was so loaded with ideas, so productive, so.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Specific not specific theory.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
You mean proliffic Oh I do eh.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm afraid you're thinking of that stale movie at the
Bees you, my dear, the one with the ad claims
it's colossal. It's stupendous.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's prolific.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
That's terrific. McGee.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Thanks. I think it's a nice card myself. It's got
that certain something.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That you can't Hello, Molly, I come in high a pout.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Mister Wilcock. Welcome to the McGee Greeting Card and house
Wrecking Company.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Pull up a chairit, junior, if you can find one
without any pain on it.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
And watch it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Julius at work.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
How I'll stand.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Hey, this is very interesting stuff to me, kid. I
used to work in a greeting card place. You know.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I didn't know that, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Uh, I design Christmas cards modernistic stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You mean modernistic stuff like a picture of a fried
egg draped over a half moon under a watch with
a woman's face with roller skates for ears, and it
says onions are for love. I mean that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yes, yes, I was kind of a dilly dally. Oh
matter of fact, I designed a beautiful card for myself
this morning, kid, Really, mister Wilcock, Sure, I just flanked
the card with a lot of colors, you see. Then
I drew a picture of Sata Claus carrying an umbrella
and a rubber band.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Looks terrific. That's supposed to mean something?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Why, certainly, pal Look take the colors on the card,
you see, they simply stand for the colors. The Johnson
self Polishing blow code restores to your worn and fade.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
In the novel A Dirty Wasteless Steak.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Then the umbrella, the umbrella that means the new blowcoat
is water repellent. Yes, their this great view discovery. Johnson's
new self polishing water repellent glow coat is the one
floor wax at last that does not smear and showed
drab dull spots when you wipe up still things with
a damp claw or mop it with a damp mop.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yes, and you have no idea what that means to
a housewife like myself, mister Wilcoin.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The heck he don't now you hush megee?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
You know I don't have to wax my floors nearly
as often with the new glow coat since it's water repellent.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's right, Polly, Because when you mop up dirt and
still things, you don't mop up the wax. It stays
on and it stays bright even after repeated moppings. That's
why I drew the rubber band on my card, because
your work is a snap when you use the new
water repell and hey, pal, cow the Santa Claus. It's
me the way I look to a housewife when she
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learns how much work she says with Johnson's new water
repelling glocals because it lasts so much long.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Hey, hey, hey, hey look waxy.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yes, pal, how long did you work in that Christmas
card place?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
About nine and a half? Pal? Huh? The fellow who
owned the place made a crack about my drawings that
I didn't like.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
So I left, Oh, independently, What do you say to you?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Will? Coxy said, you're a fire? Why left like this?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Kid, sensitive kid, Look, sweetheart, why don't you give up
designing Christmas cards too? If mister Wilcox could do what
you can do it, just say to yourself, I can
give it up.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I will give it up. What are you doing with
the yardstick?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Tinn a draw a picture of the shawl persia with
no curves, just angles. You know it's just an experiment,
But why no curves? Well, I know I can't draw
a straight line with a ruler, so I want to
see if I could draw a ruler with a straight line.
If you see, my dear win an artist, hold it,
you'll hold it.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Come in, Oh McGee, it's doctor Gamble, Hello doctor.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Hllright Tonselbergler, Hello Molly, Good day to you, smear face.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
What are you doing dying Easter eggs?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
He's standing his own Christmas cards this year, doctor, this year.
It seems like this has been going on for three
hundred years.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Pull up your stomach and sit down, micro Berchant. You're
looking at whistle Vista's answer to Courier in Hives.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Well, I couldn't think of a nastier answer.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Thank you, doctor, Thank you. Praise from you is praise, indeed, Well.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I must have missed the line. Someplace could give the
boy credit for effort.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Doctor, you have to admit he's trying.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Admit it.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I accuse him of it.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
He's very trying. Oh my god, you guys gotta have hobby,
has he what's your hobby? Needlework? Roll up your sleeve
and I'll show you nothing doing. You get under my
skin without any extra equipment.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
What are you staring at my vest for?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Just noticing how full it is? Stuffy?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Can't button the bottom button anymore?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Can you? Well?
Speaker 10 (17:17):
He is?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I get hungry. I exercise a lot, Doc, A guy
that exercise.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yes he does, Doctor, He exercises harder with a knife
and fork than.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Anybody I know.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Well, looking at you, Goonsborough and your little round hand
painted tummy has inspired me to a little Christmas poem myself. Yeah,
maybe you can use it on one of your cards.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
See you made one up just sitting here.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
Let's hear it, Doc, Oh yes, let's all right.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Christmas is a time of cheer.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
To think of the colorful friends we've got, like little
buckle Buster. Here he is the rainbow at the end
of the pot.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Along the Kingsman and Little Teenie tell the story of
Rudolph the red nose Reindeer. This is the story of
a reindeer, a super extra ordinary reindeer.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You must potter rein there ought to be or he
had one peculiarity.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Go on, Geennie, do tell okay I.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Tom Rudolph the red knock Reindeer.
Speaker 11 (18:28):
Try a very shiny now and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it blows all of the how
the reindeers you saw us and call him names. They
re Rudolph join any reindeer games on one FUNDI dre.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Then he cried without a light.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Old saintan Nick can't ride tonight.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
You've been along team Rudo, got.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
The gouty goudy through the stormy.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Lady him lady now so.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Fine, Santa Claus, shout it Rudo.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Please guide us on our way, and the reindeer.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Shout it, Ludy come along well if you.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Play so dasher and dancer and prancer and viction and
common in cupid and door and listen a way. Don't
say hey, Rudolph, the read those reindeer y long time
there used to be eight reindeer.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Now always will be.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Don't you worry if you should see stormy weather on
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Sadawell find his way to you.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Ludy, you clip with ray, got you.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Run off the red don't reindeer?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well think along.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Everybody in that rain, Rudolf, Yes.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well, McGee, you're certainly making the shambles of this living room,
chains an ink all over everything. What don't you give
it up?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
My dear?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Did Da Vinci give up? Did Piscassio give up? Did
Summerset Mogam give up?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I told you before Summerset Morgan is not an artist.
He's an author.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
He's an author. I am an author and artist who
wrote that wonderful little Christmas verse. Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house we could smell Uncle Dennis.
He was such an old southee who wrote that I
did five years ago. That was a night Uncle Dennis
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came home.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Now.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Now, now look at this card.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I designed.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
It, but she drew the figure too large. The hands
in the feature cleared off the page.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I know I've done that on purpose. This one is
for old McDonald at the Third National Bank.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
But why did you make the picture so out of proportion?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I wanted him to see how it feels to be overdrawn.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Now, dearie, look how many cards have you finished? Well?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
As soon as I finished this one and two more,
I'll have three. It's kind of discouraging, is that. But
it's going smooth, and now I'm getting the next.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Call McGee, watch it there goes see ankle. I'll do
come thing, sweetheart. Don't just sit there and watch it.
Four rock onto the floor.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
It ain't going on to the floor's running down my
pants into my shoes. All I gotta do is sit
here to La drives and then I can go up more. Oh, dear,
come in had daughter he journey. Oh hi, old timer?
Speaker 8 (22:14):
What are you making the Christmas cards for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
By the way, I'm laying eggs with him. I think
i'll use them for Easter.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Where's your your friend Bessie mis ye, old timer, isn't
she with you?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, daughter, Bessie's working down at the carnival. Me and
her had a little fallen.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Out, had a fight, eh, nope, falling.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Out out of the top sheet of the ferris wheel.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Heavenly days was Bessie badly her?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, she was delighted daughter. She fell with a face
in the cotton candy and they gave her a job
as a bearded lady. Eh, Bessie's this sweet kid.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, anyway, I ain't gonna have a.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Lot of fun on the carnival in my long time.
I was throwing darts at some balloons, and a that
lady walked past.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Sure, Bessie and me went the hall of mirrors.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
All that hall of mirror pucked off. Things can do
to your shape.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You said it, daughter, Bessie never looked better.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I never quite understood, old Teimer. Is is Bessie a
daughter of the old South or just an old daughter
of the South?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Legee? See where did you ever meet her? Anyway, mister
old timer?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, daughter, I was judge in the beauty contest down
in Possum Chokey, Alabama, and Bessy wanted hands down.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Hands down.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Eh, she was scared to raise them the elastic and
her bathing suit Bloomers was busted.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Well what was the contest?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh? Bunch of players was voting on the sugar they'd
most like to raise Caine with. They named her Miss
Blackstrap of nineteen fourteen. It's definitely Johnny that there painting
of yours reminds me Bessie's Papa was a painter.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
He was good one too.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Heard about the one painting he's.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Done of the whole family stare around a bat full
of moonshine?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Sounds very effective. What did he call it?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Still alive? Well, I gotta get down the carnival to
see Bessie kids.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
So let's see love derry huh.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Let's call this whole Christmas card thing off?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Shall we?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
You're ruining your clothes and the living room is a side.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, I know, kidd I know, I've been kind of
clumsy at it, but I'm getting the neck of it. None.
What's that noise?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Sounds like something happen me days, grabbed the gloomy gates
running off the table.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh my god, I got it. Oh what a mess.
And look it went all over all all the cards
I have done, Dead Rat, the dead Brother, They're all right.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Year old Deer, come in time, mister I miss my gee.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Oh, just run along with you. I'm in enough trouble now.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Don't take it out on teen I ain't.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Taking it out on teeny just because I'm make an
unholy mess out of trying to make my own Christmas cards.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
I guess if you make your own Christmas cards. You
don't want to see these, said mischief.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So I'll just hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, what
was that you said?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Who you.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Gues now about?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I don't want to see those?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
In introduce some ten centimes that I was trying to
sell so I could make some money for Christmas. But well,
if you make your own, I.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Guess you got Christmas cards for sale? Come here, kid,
I want to kiss you.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Oh so many kids? You want to buy? Miski?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
How many?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
How many you got?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Says about thirty?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I bet you about thirty.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Uh, I'll buy all of 'em.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Oh, I'll kiss you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Oh right, says there, I'll give me the cards, and
i'll give you the dough.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Are these beautiful?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Look at 'em?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Molly lovely, so colorful? Such clever versus m alcome in
commercial companies turn out such beautiful stuff? So cheap? Here,
says here's three bucks and thank you every soone?
Speaker 11 (26:30):
H what's the matter, well, masy, mischief, hony, I guess
i'd better tell you. The reason they're so cheap is
they've been used. Yeah, and the ones that I got
riding on 'em. You don't have to ray m If
you need any money, let me know are attic.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Is just full of 'em.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So long master, Hey, hey, Molly, hand me what's left
to the glue.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
What are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Drink it? I've been stuck every other way. Might as
well go the whole hat.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
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Speaker 5 (28:15):
Well, McGee, what are you gonna do for Christmas cards
next year? Make your own again?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Well, I ain't the type guy that gives up easy
to see. I'm strictly the type guy that he makes
up his mind to do something and I do it.
So about December first next year, I'm going to the
art store, buy a lot of paint and cardboard and brushes.
Oh no, not that, and paint a big sign for
the front door welcome Christmas card sales.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
No, yeah, a good night off.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
The bakers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's New water Repellent
glow Coat Racing Wisconsin at Brantford, Canada, bring you for
the mcgame, Molly this week at this time. Be with
us again next tuesdaynight walk you.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
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Speaker 3 (29:13):
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Speaker 3 (29:28):
Get Johnson's Cream wax.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
At your Dealey's.
Speaker 10 (29:37):
Stay tuned for Big Town coming to you next on
NBC
Speaker 3 (29:44):
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presents Sipper McGee and Malley with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon
nottaqu Brian Dick LaGrand and me Harlow Wilcox. The script
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is by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie. Music by The
Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. Tonight, I'd like to make
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It's the water repellent new glow coat that's on your
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most economical self polishing wax you can buy. Its protective
shine lasts up to four times longer. Get water repellent
new glow coat tomorrow. In sixteen forty nine, a Dutchman
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named Rembrandt took some oils, some brushes, some canvas, and
some talent and turned out a lot of masterpieces. In
nineteen forty nine, and a fellow in Wistful Vista got
out the card table, loaded it down with art materials,
and started to make his own Christmas cards. The sound
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of the gong was so we could avoid mentioning the
two artists in the same break, because one of them
is mister McGhee, a FIVV McGhee and Mauie.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Old boy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I sure wish I'd have thought of this before, Molly.
Look at the money I'd have saved if I'd have
made my own Christmas cards every year. Oh this look
kittle my first one?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Let me see, hmm? Very interested?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Too bad?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
He had to still that big blobber red paint all
over it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
What do you mean, big blobber red paint? That's Sandy Claus.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It is versus beers.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's the whole idea of the card. He ain't got
any beard, Sandy Claus with no beer. Why, certainly he's
just coming out of the barbershop versus He was going
to say, Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Had his beard cut off as up on.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
The roof his reindeer's trample, because how can a guy
with whiskers on show? Little shaver is a good example.
Oh shucks, I got a million ideas as good as that,
or better.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, I should hope. So huh among you many good ideas?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Have you got one about how to get that India
ink out of the rug?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh? I'll clean up here when I get through. I
ain't quite used to handling all this stuff, but I'll
learn to see, I'll learn, my gosh. I'll bet Somerset
Mogham didn't learn to paint overnight either.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Somerset mom is a is a novelist. There he not
a fager?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh he gave it up. Huh he couldn't stand the gaff. Hey, well,
I'll believe me. I'm staying right with it. I got tenacity,
I got grit, I got perseverance.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
You have something else too, I have Yes, you have
a jar blue paint dripping into your lap.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh my gosh, I must have tripped it over with
my elbow. Yes, there shucks, that was my only jar
of blue paint. I'll have to paint the rest of
the reindeer with brown eyes.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You've been painting reindeer with blue eyes?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
A good question for all I know?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Reindeer?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Come in? Oh, she's on in the mayor McGee, come in,
mister mayor, Thank.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You, Molly, Hello mcgheela trev. You must be having a
circus with those watercolors. You certainly look like a clown.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
If you're referring to the pigment so plentifully permeating my
pretty puss political it is purely a product from my
poster paints, my peculiar pictorial proclivities.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Are you through, dear you?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Or shall I open up another can of peas?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Andrew? No, kidd latrev. This artwork is a great little hobby.
It gets your mind off of things.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I didn't know you ever had yours on any thing.
But I agree that a hobby is a fine thing.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
My secretary collects stamps.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Has she a valuable collection, mister.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Mayor, she must have.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I buy about fifty dollars worth a week, and I
can never find one around the office.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I think she must be papering a bedroom with them.
If she doesn't like the.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Results, she can always mail the house to some relative.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I come buy my artistic kind of natural. It's hereditory.
My uncle Sycamore was an artist.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Uncle Sycamore, you had an interesting family tree. Ah, yes,
a squirrels idea of heaven. I imagine.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I know your uncle Sycamore was an artist. McGee, part razor, landscape.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Mail pots, tobacco painted on barns, fences and silos. You
got any hobbiesful truth? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
She sells.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh you mean sea shells, don't you, your honor?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, My housekeeper is always selling raffle tickets for something,
and I have to buy whatever she sells.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
He's gone interesting. Sometimes if she sells tickets on some seashells.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, anytime she sells seashells, she will sell the seashells
to somebody else, because if she sees that she can
sell me seashells. She will sell this.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
M matter your honor, I'll have to change the subject.
My bridge work is coming loose anyway, I have to
be going. I can find my way up. Molly don't probably.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Don't know me or nothing nor.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Knows me off the fly and she wore a yellow ribbons.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
The times so the super smoo.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Level.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
How much longer are those Christmas cards gonna take me?
The way?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
The page is thrown around, and here it looks like
Sherwin had a fight with Williams, My dear girl.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A true artist is not concerned with such trivial things
one one is creating. One thinks only of putting one's
best work into one's work. You've seen the pot of glue.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yes, you're putting your best elbow in it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yes, I thought that a while ago, but I thought
it was just the red paint. Hey, look at this
card I just designed for more Toopes not only wishes
him and Merry Christmas, but carries a thoughtful little message too.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Something sentimental. I suppose, like go board your head.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Here it is picture of a fish. You see, fish
is swimming through a sprig of missiletoe.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
A fish and missiletoe.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, the verse says, I hope the fish I hear
by show recalls the fin I loaned you last July.
And no he swims through mistletoe. I ain't gonna kiss
that fin. Goodbye, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You like it?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Well?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Five dollars is always a nice touch if you can't
get ten.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
But that's what I said, you tell me him.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh, it's only from the Elks Club.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Come in, boy, Hello, messes, hallo McGhee, what's the mess matches?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well himself here is making his own Christmas cards. Heaven
help me.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yep, personalized, handmade Christmas cards.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Only.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
None of that run of the mill stuff for me
this year. I painted every one of these babies with
my own hands.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Maybe they wouldn't look so messy if you paint them
rid of grosch meghee.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Well he did use a brush, only he means it.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hey, I might not do so bad withs just my
bare hands. At Yeah, Olie, you've heard of finger painting,
haven't you? Oh sure, My daughter.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Christina, she makes good money that finger painting.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, what does she paint?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Go to her finger paint her paint We give fee
she paints fingers. Of course, she, she said, lady cures,
you mean a man of cures oly.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Me and the message fee don't black Christina holding hands
with the men she used paints fingers.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
On ladies, have you done any of Christmas shopping yet?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Holy?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And say what are you going to give your wife
this year?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Ben Man Messus is always a problem every year for Christmas.
She wants something sensible, but I wanted to give her foolishness.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And you're right, boy, you are right. That's what Christmas
is for sure.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
But this year, though, she changes.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, this time she wants foolishness too, hope and such foolishness.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Oh what does she want?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Ely a diamond necklace?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Or mean?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No?
Speaker 8 (11:56):
She dbs hints by the kids so that they say,
this year, Mama, for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I dyed the rabbit.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Whoa Now a dyed rabbit is very nice?
Speaker 8 (12:05):
I think, yeah, sure, I'm made to you with the
pet shop.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Of course rabbit did dies.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
I give it to my message.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
We stopping to say hello.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We be so good byes.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It's a good thing. I keep on talking while I'm working,
or working while I'm talking, or I'll never get any
I got some beautiful cards here, Molly. They weren't so messy.
How you take this one for the mayor for instance,
kind of a symbolic card. See you get at the
picture of the pork barrel with a hand in it.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
That's lovely.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
That's about as subtle as a black jack.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I didn't realize I was so loaded with ideas, so productive, so.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Specific not specific theory.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
You mean proliffic Oh I do eh.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm afraid you're thinking of that stale movie at the
Bees you, my dear, the one with the ad claims
it's colossal. It's stupendous.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's prolific.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
That's terrific. McGee.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Thanks. I think it's a nice card myself. It's got
that certain something.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That you can't Hello, Molly, I come in high a pout.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Mister Wilcock. Welcome to the McGee Greeting Card and house
Wrecking Company.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Pull up a chairit, junior, if you can find one
without any pain on it.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
And watch it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Julius at work.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
How I'll stand.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Hey, this is very interesting stuff to me, kid. I
used to work in a greeting card place. You know.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I didn't know that, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Uh, I design Christmas cards modernistic stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You mean modernistic stuff like a picture of a fried
egg draped over a half moon under a watch with
a woman's face with roller skates for ears, and it
says onions are for love. I mean that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yes, yes, I was kind of a dilly dally. Oh
matter of fact, I designed a beautiful card for myself
this morning, kid, Really, mister Wilcock, Sure, I just flanked
the card with a lot of colors, you see. Then
I drew a picture of Sata Claus carrying an umbrella
and a rubber band.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Looks terrific. That's supposed to mean something?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Why, certainly, pal Look take the colors on the card,
you see, they simply stand for the colors. The Johnson
self Polishing blow code restores to your worn and fade.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
In the novel A Dirty Wasteless Steak.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Then the umbrella, the umbrella that means the new blowcoat
is water repellent. Yes, their this great view discovery. Johnson's
new self polishing water repellent glow coat is the one
floor wax at last that does not smear and showed
drab dull spots when you wipe up still things with
a damp claw or mop it with a damp mop.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yes, and you have no idea what that means to
a housewife like myself, mister Wilcoin.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The heck he don't now you hush megee?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
You know I don't have to wax my floors nearly
as often with the new glow coat since it's water repellent.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's right, Polly, Because when you mop up dirt and
still things, you don't mop up the wax. It stays
on and it stays bright even after repeated moppings. That's
why I drew the rubber band on my card, because
your work is a snap when you use the new
water repell and hey, pal, cow the Santa Claus. It's
me the way I look to a housewife when she
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learns how much work she says with Johnson's new water
repelling glocals because it lasts so much long.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Hey, hey, hey, hey look waxy.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yes, pal, how long did you work in that Christmas
card place?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
About nine and a half? Pal? Huh? The fellow who
owned the place made a crack about my drawings that
I didn't like.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
So I left, Oh, independently, What do you say to you?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Will? Coxy said, you're a fire? Why left like this?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Kid, sensitive kid, Look, sweetheart, why don't you give up
designing Christmas cards too? If mister Wilcox could do what
you can do it, just say to yourself, I can
give it up.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I will give it up. What are you doing with
the yardstick?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Tinn a draw a picture of the shawl persia with
no curves, just angles. You know it's just an experiment,
But why no curves? Well, I know I can't draw
a straight line with a ruler, so I want to
see if I could draw a ruler with a straight line.
If you see, my dear win an artist, hold it,
you'll hold it.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Come in, Oh McGee, it's doctor Gamble, Hello doctor.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Hllright Tonselbergler, Hello Molly, Good day to you, smear face.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
What are you doing dying Easter eggs?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
He's standing his own Christmas cards this year, doctor, this year.
It seems like this has been going on for three
hundred years.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Pull up your stomach and sit down, micro Berchant. You're
looking at whistle Vista's answer to Courier in Hives.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Well, I couldn't think of a nastier answer.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Thank you, doctor, Thank you. Praise from you is praise, indeed, Well.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I must have missed the line. Someplace could give the
boy credit for effort.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Doctor, you have to admit he's trying.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Admit it.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I accuse him of it.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
He's very trying. Oh my god, you guys gotta have hobby,
has he what's your hobby? Needlework? Roll up your sleeve
and I'll show you nothing doing. You get under my
skin without any extra equipment.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
What are you staring at my vest for?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Just noticing how full it is? Stuffy?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Can't button the bottom button anymore?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Can you? Well?
Speaker 10 (17:17):
He is?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I get hungry. I exercise a lot, Doc, A guy
that exercise.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yes he does, Doctor, He exercises harder with a knife
and fork than.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Anybody I know.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Well, looking at you, Goonsborough and your little round hand
painted tummy has inspired me to a little Christmas poem myself. Yeah,
maybe you can use it on one of your cards.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
See you made one up just sitting here.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
Let's hear it, Doc, Oh yes, let's all right.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Christmas is a time of cheer.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
To think of the colorful friends we've got, like little
buckle Buster. Here he is the rainbow at the end
of the pot.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Along the Kingsman and Little Teenie tell the story of
Rudolph the red nose Reindeer. This is the story of
a reindeer, a super extra ordinary reindeer.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You must potter rein there ought to be or he
had one peculiarity.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Go on, Geennie, do tell okay I.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Tom Rudolph the red knock Reindeer.
Speaker 11 (18:28):
Try a very shiny now and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it blows all of the how
the reindeers you saw us and call him names. They
re Rudolph join any reindeer games on one FUNDI dre.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Then he cried without a light.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Old saintan Nick can't ride tonight.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
You've been along team Rudo, got.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
The gouty goudy through the stormy.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Lady him lady now so.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Fine, Santa Claus, shout it Rudo.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Please guide us on our way, and the reindeer.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Shout it, Ludy come along well if you.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Play so dasher and dancer and prancer and viction and
common in cupid and door and listen a way. Don't
say hey, Rudolph, the read those reindeer y long time
there used to be eight reindeer.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Now always will be.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Don't you worry if you should see stormy weather on
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Sadawell find his way to you.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Ludy, you clip with ray, got you.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Run off the red don't reindeer?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well think along.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Everybody in that rain, Rudolf, Yes.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well, McGee, you're certainly making the shambles of this living room,
chains an ink all over everything. What don't you give
it up?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
My dear?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Did Da Vinci give up? Did Piscassio give up? Did
Summerset Mogam give up?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I told you before Summerset Morgan is not an artist.
He's an author.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
He's an author. I am an author and artist who
wrote that wonderful little Christmas verse. Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house we could smell Uncle Dennis.
He was such an old southee who wrote that I
did five years ago. That was a night Uncle Dennis
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came home.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Now.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Now, now look at this card.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I designed.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
It, but she drew the figure too large. The hands
in the feature cleared off the page.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I know I've done that on purpose. This one is
for old McDonald at the Third National Bank.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
But why did you make the picture so out of proportion?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I wanted him to see how it feels to be overdrawn.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Now, dearie, look how many cards have you finished? Well?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
As soon as I finished this one and two more,
I'll have three. It's kind of discouraging, is that. But
it's going smooth, and now I'm getting the next.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Call McGee, watch it there goes see ankle. I'll do
come thing, sweetheart. Don't just sit there and watch it.
Four rock onto the floor.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
It ain't going on to the floor's running down my
pants into my shoes. All I gotta do is sit
here to La drives and then I can go up more. Oh, dear,
come in had daughter he journey. Oh hi, old timer?
Speaker 8 (22:14):
What are you making the Christmas cards for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
By the way, I'm laying eggs with him. I think
i'll use them for Easter.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Where's your your friend Bessie mis ye, old timer, isn't
she with you?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, daughter, Bessie's working down at the carnival. Me and
her had a little fallen.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Out, had a fight, eh, nope, falling.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Out out of the top sheet of the ferris wheel.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Heavenly days was Bessie badly her?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, she was delighted daughter. She fell with a face
in the cotton candy and they gave her a job
as a bearded lady. Eh, Bessie's this sweet kid.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, anyway, I ain't gonna have a.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Lot of fun on the carnival in my long time.
I was throwing darts at some balloons, and a that
lady walked past.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Sure, Bessie and me went the hall of mirrors.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
All that hall of mirror pucked off. Things can do
to your shape.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You said it, daughter, Bessie never looked better.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I never quite understood, old Teimer. Is is Bessie a
daughter of the old South or just an old daughter
of the South?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Legee? See where did you ever meet her? Anyway, mister
old timer?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, daughter, I was judge in the beauty contest down
in Possum Chokey, Alabama, and Bessy wanted hands down.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Hands down.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Eh, she was scared to raise them the elastic and
her bathing suit Bloomers was busted.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Well what was the contest?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh? Bunch of players was voting on the sugar they'd
most like to raise Caine with. They named her Miss
Blackstrap of nineteen fourteen. It's definitely Johnny that there painting
of yours reminds me Bessie's Papa was a painter.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
He was good one too.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Heard about the one painting he's.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Done of the whole family stare around a bat full
of moonshine?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Sounds very effective. What did he call it?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Still alive? Well, I gotta get down the carnival to
see Bessie kids.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
So let's see love derry huh.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Let's call this whole Christmas card thing off?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Shall we?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
You're ruining your clothes and the living room is a side.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, I know, kidd I know, I've been kind of
clumsy at it, but I'm getting the neck of it. None.
What's that noise?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Sounds like something happen me days, grabbed the gloomy gates
running off the table.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh my god, I got it. Oh what a mess.
And look it went all over all all the cards
I have done, Dead Rat, the dead Brother, They're all right.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Year old Deer, come in time, mister I miss my gee.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Oh, just run along with you. I'm in enough trouble now.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Don't take it out on teen I ain't.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Taking it out on teeny just because I'm make an
unholy mess out of trying to make my own Christmas cards.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
I guess if you make your own Christmas cards. You
don't want to see these, said mischief.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So I'll just hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, what
was that you said?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Who you.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Gues now about?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I don't want to see those?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
In introduce some ten centimes that I was trying to
sell so I could make some money for Christmas. But well,
if you make your own, I.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Guess you got Christmas cards for sale? Come here, kid,
I want to kiss you.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Oh so many kids? You want to buy? Miski?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
How many?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
How many you got?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Says about thirty?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I bet you about thirty.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Uh, I'll buy all of 'em.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Oh, I'll kiss you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Oh right, says there, I'll give me the cards, and
i'll give you the dough.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Are these beautiful?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Look at 'em?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Molly lovely, so colorful? Such clever versus m alcome in
commercial companies turn out such beautiful stuff? So cheap? Here,
says here's three bucks and thank you every soone?
Speaker 11 (26:30):
H what's the matter, well, masy, mischief, hony, I guess
i'd better tell you. The reason they're so cheap is
they've been used. Yeah, and the ones that I got
riding on 'em. You don't have to ray m If
you need any money, let me know are attic.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Is just full of 'em.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So long master, Hey, hey, Molly, hand me what's left
to the glue.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
What are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Drink it? I've been stuck every other way. Might as
well go the whole hat.
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Speaker 5 (28:15):
Well, McGee, what are you gonna do for Christmas cards
next year? Make your own again?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Well, I ain't the type guy that gives up easy
to see. I'm strictly the type guy that he makes
up his mind to do something and I do it.
So about December first next year, I'm going to the
art store, buy a lot of paint and cardboard and brushes.
Oh no, not that, and paint a big sign for
the front door welcome Christmas card sales.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
No, yeah, a good night off.
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The bakers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's New water Repellent
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