October 3, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Johnson Whack Program with Zipver McGee and Mollie jamakers
of Johnson Whack and Johnson Self Malising Glow Coach with
that Iver McGee and Molly written by Don Quinn with
music by the King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra. The
(00:22):
show opens with keep an eye on your heart Tomorrow.
(00:56):
Your kitchen floor is going to have one of its
hardest days.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Does that where you're well?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Not?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
If the linoleum is protected with Johnson's self polishing glow coat,
then no matter how many feets go scuffing and scraping
across the floor, the linoleum itself is safe unharmed. Also,
if you should still anything on the floor, a dance
cloth quickly wipes it up. Not only that, but linoleum
that is kept shining with glow coat is as bright
and colorful as the day it.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Was first put down.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And everybody knows that it's easier to work in a
cheerful kitchen than in a dull one. Johnson's glow coat,
as you know, is self polishing, which means it needs
no rubbing or buffing, practically no work from you. Well,
(01:53):
it's a wonderful feeling to have your Christmas shopping all
done and wrapped and sent out, and cards all mail,
so you can sit down and relax by an open fire. Ah, peace,
it's wonderful. And here at seventy nine wistful vista, settling
down to wallow in that wonderful feeling, we find favor
McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Ah boy, is this a picture? Snow softly falling, candle
in the window and fire in the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Wood in the back.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
You better go out and get a couple of more logs, dearie, I'll.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Let it go.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
We'll be going to bed pretty quick. You don't let
the fire go out? Sure? Who am I to get?
Sandy Claus the hot foot side. The wood is outside,
and it'll be all wet from the snow. Oh it
will burn all right, Yeah, but it'll sputter and no
sparks out on the floor. Might catch the rug on fire,
and it might spread to the curtains and the furniture
(02:54):
shut the whole hearse, might go up in a place,
might even touch off the house.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Nick door, Oh my god, McGue, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Throw up down?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I want the window.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
We can say that going up and get her.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Joey, here your heavenly day.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Stop it there is neddy fire.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Huh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I should have been a salesman. I can convince myself,
but almost say it.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Oh, I wonder who that is?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Come in delivery for you, lady Bonton department store.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Okay, Joe bring it in.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh my my hey, look at that?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Will you?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Molly?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Wonder who sent us that?
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Search me?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
The name's on the inside, No doubt. Well, thank you
buy it's a merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thanks lady saying to you and many others.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Tell y day, what a woph'm big package? Wonder what's
in't it?
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What do you say to see who it's from?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Out?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh look McGhee here here's the card on the wrapping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, who sent it to us?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh it isn't ours?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Huh, it's addressed to mister Gildersleeve.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
He delivered it to the wrong house.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, now, look, maybe it's reely ours and they got
guilder Sleeve's name on it by mistake.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now, Missen, don't be silly.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Don't undrap it any farther now, My goodness, no, sorry,
I've started now I'm gonna see what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
We can wrap it up again later. Where's the surgeons.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I gotta cut the string on the shelter in the
hall clock okay in here, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hey, somebody must have string. Gotta straighten up that buzz
one of these days.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I'll never mind that. Now, bring decisors and cut the
strings if you must, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Think we should, but if we have to hurry up.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I want to see the sinis. Oh, for goodness, base,
Look a combination radio and phonograph and beautiful too.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Some stranger must think pretty highly at Guildersleeve. How do
you know it's a stranger must be if he thinks
highly a guilder slave. Oh look, it's got an automatic
record changer, play eight records and successions.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh, let's try you gotta try that one again.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Let's try it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
On a.
Speaker 11 (05:35):
No, no, dearie, that wouldn't be right.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
It isn't ours.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Besides, we haven't got any records. We've got that broken
on he just did. There's records inside the cabinet.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Look, well, it's all right.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
I don't think mister Gildersleeve would mind even if he knew,
and he won't, you know, how to run the thing
looks pretty complicated.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Why it's a sane All you gotta do is put
eight records on this gadget beer okay, turn the volume on,
kep comes off. Set it for pornograph, put the lever down,
insert a Neil Hey, plug the cord in the wall
pocket Molly, okay, I'll set meggee a here she goes.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now we can sit down and relax.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Now for a half hour of uninterrupted music.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
That okay, McGee shut it off quick.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Something's wrong, couldn't be. I know how to cardoon all.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Hey, tell me gee dot. You're throwing the record, Hey,
reach in and shut it off.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He ain't not wrong. Cut it off your stand.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It ain't mad at you, it's mad at me.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Here okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Listen, I speak along the floor and pull the plug out. Okay,
don't let's see you.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yep me gay the whole thing, phanopie.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Look at that pilot junk. We'll never get that foot
back together.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
We'll never be able to explain to mister Hill.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's him now, I'm money. Don't answer the door.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What do we do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Only there's only one thing to do. We got to
get him drop of Kate Tony back but Claire nice,
this one came from at the bond time. Come on,
come on and block the back door. Oh wait, I
got my hat? Where's my hat in the hall?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Class?
Speaker 8 (07:33):
I'll go bareheaded next.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh boy, look at that job's hungle bonton, Molly. We'll
never be able to fight our ways through that revolving door,
and we've got to try it.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
McGee, hit our dooty, hit me and let's go.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Goodbye, Molly.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And if I don't see you again inside, well you've
been a good wife and I'm glad to have new year.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Thank you, daddy, and remember whichever of us fights his
way through Gamous carry on goodbye?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
We thought goodbye? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Ready? Okay? Bring on sixteen nineteen forty two?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Over here? Oh well, not the quen.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Where do we go?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Search me? Maybe maybe we better ask for a four walker? Hey,
four walker?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yes, sir, will you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Please kill us?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Where we can buy a phone of graph?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, I certainly, madam, you'll find the phone, the pone,
the phone of the skep.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
I think they're look look and that's the pro we're
kind of a pornograph, a combination phonograph and radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Bud.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Oh, I think I know exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Let's see three aisles over in the homecorn in the
home porn cap all right, I hope you'll excuse me, folks,
I seem to have a hit step, I seem to
have a hit up exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
How did you know.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
You had me?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Fool? I thought you swallowed the captain three aisles over,
we're much applied, But oh not at all, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Just ask for the manager of that department. The manager
in charge of the radio is is mister Hanner, head
of mister Hannah, mister George, George, ask for.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
George Mine Flora Walker.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Say incidentally, McGee, have you thought of.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
The cost of this outfit forgetting?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, but we gotta do it anyway, Molly. We can
arrange it on the budget plans.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Budget plans.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, you know, a life membership in the We've bit
off more than we could chew club. Hey, sounds like Wilcox.
I know that voice.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Any old there a.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Doing a little last minute chopping.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yes we are.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
What have you got there, mister Wilcox?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh this why's the Christmas present from the sponsor. I'm
taking it up to get a framed, framed What is it?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Oh, now that's a silly question, mcgie.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
It must be a picture.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh not necessarily. I'd like to frame Uncle Dennis and
he's no picture.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Oh but this is a honey here let me show
you that is oh well, heavenly days the life Dice
photograph of mister Wilcox with a Hannah Johnson's West in
the hand.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The beauty isn't this and just what I wanted? Sure
looks like you halo, but.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Maybe you can have it three tucks?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
It certainly?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Speaking last, Yes, sir, I almost expect to hear myself
saying Johnson's wax is the finest protection for flores and
furniture that money can buy.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And so that's funny. I can hear you saying that too,
and just suck.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Just look at those cans of wax there, I say,
perfect fight. Looks like you get take them right out
of my hands and use them on the woodwork and
lampshades and everything that needs a film of protection against
wear and dampness and scratching.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
But why two cans?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ah, that's significant. It's on one hand we have the
paste wax and on the other hand, the liquid wax
is good too. Well. Look, it's the likeness of me
that's so wonderful. It's why you'd almost expect me to
step right out of the picture.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well why don't you?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Who Oh, all right, see.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
You later, fall.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
See what makes use the rude to mister wheelcost all
the time?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He's such a nice player.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I just throw that in for a dramatic conflict.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I see. Oh, we've been.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Involving this way, mamie mistress.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh ho there, little girl, what you doing down here
in all this moth?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Oh, I just came in to look at the dolls.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's funny, and it's uh before I was married, I
may here?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You thinking of buying one?
Speaker 11 (13:24):
S Oh no, I was just looking at a new
kind of a little doll.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
It's awful.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Maybe I can hear one sometime or so. I'm a
good girl, So it's an awful price to pay. I
sometimes think.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You think, so eh, well, we we gotta be on
our way. It's it's nice a seni, and I'm merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
Do you can I thank to you mister McGee, and
you too, missus McGee. See it's been nice, San you
you're such nice people. We are sure you are a
best you.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You're always so.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Nice to little girls like me.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
A text shuck.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
You know, when I was looking at that new kind
of a little dollary, I said to myself.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yes, I said, I bet your.
Speaker 11 (14:11):
Mister McGee was here and saw that, and that this
dollar was two ninety five and I only had two dollars.
I bet you he'd buy it for me, just like
just like see, I wish I could snap my fingers.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
What're so special about this particular doll thes Oh gee,
it holds things in a hand a time, it's got
electric magnetas chism.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
You're too.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Huh, I don't let it go.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't have to.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
I guess I'm only got two dollars. But you I
shouldn't be telling you my trouble's mischief. You're so big
and important you you probably got your own troubles.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well your bom h hey wait a minute, just wait
a minute. Yeah, yeah, here's extra buck. Now you go
get that doll Oh yes, thanks.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Jerry so much.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
This is wonderful. It's just these little things that we sell.
A woman's face and human nature.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Well, I never expected you to do a thing like this,
didn't they?
Speaker 10 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (15:20):
I didn't have you paid for morning?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Too bad, Molly.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Look, here's a radio just like the one that came
for Gildersleep.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Oh that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Now if we can only find it to waited on, Pope,
we'll take this radio phonograph, bud, I can we get
it sent out special tonight right away? It's an emergence.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Have you an account with this store?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hun?
Speaker 6 (15:44):
No, but we'll take this machine on your budget class.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Very well, Now, if you'll sit down here and answer
a few questions, name.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Here in McGee somethings.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Have you any other accounts of the city.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
No, no, we haven't.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
We always pay cash.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh that's bad, man.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
You can't expect to have good credit to always pay cash.
Where do you do your banking?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Par do we do our banking?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yes, the corn exchange and skip the life pack.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I see, but I'm sure it'll be all right.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Now.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
The price of the machine.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
You're purchasing is four hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, four hundred and fifty bucks. Now wait a minute,
Wait a minute, there, Genie with the light brown ball spot,
we can that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
However, it includes two packages of needles for the phone.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Brown.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Oh well, that's fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Sounded a little steek there for a minute. Not about
this buzz pland budget.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
I mean this.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All that.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Well, we pro rate the.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Four hundred and fifty dollars plus sales tax, of course,
over a period of say eighteen months. Let me see,
with carrying charges, twelve percent financing and another fourteen percent
of merriage, five percent of cabbage.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Cabbage.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Yes, when we repossess it, we always take a cab.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let me see, five thirty one dismal point.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Twenty three is one point you mean decimal point, don't
you scrooge?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
You'll find it dismal in this case, he'll be.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I'm all work out.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
You'll bring in twenty nine to fifty two on the
fifteenth of every month.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Okay, But okay, now, look, we got to get this
machine out right away. There's a poba waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'll take care of that. St'll worry.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
There's a truck leaving for your neighborhood in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Hey, Charlie Herman, move this radio on the truck and
get it right out.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
Much obliged.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
But I now wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I just thought of something.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yes, missus McGee, you said we have to.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Make this payment on the fifteenth of every month.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Now what if the sixteenth should come on a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh I never thought of that. Let's make it the
fourteenth of every month. That's father, come on Mars, the King's.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Men in the spirit of Christmas saying on sweet home.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Lan thename.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Be.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
That's no place like call.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Sweet sleep.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
It's more.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
Fast like for.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Play spressland my name, see my all again once more.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
A car and m.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Williams friend lele.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
And no.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Mob sa game rack call rock gall what sp more more? O?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Why do you want this radio pot?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Lady?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Well, I just said it anywhere boys.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Much obliged. Fella's nice of you to get it out
here so quick.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh that's okay, Doc ain't a hoyman.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, now what are you waiting for?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Its?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Oh McGee, we haven't wake him a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh that's right, Merry Christmas. Fellas say that the geez
huh oh oh yes, the Happy New Year too, fellas.
HM must be tired. Let's take the rappings off. Oh no, no,
no needs them on. Then when mister Gillousy's got damned
to the office.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Is that him?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I mean look, oh no, it's only the Duchess of
Uffington's duchess. Yeah, that's one of her dukes banging on
the door.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Come in.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You had greaty missus mc gee had listen sand you, Muffy,
and hey, thanks for that Christmas present you sent me.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Oh, mister McGee, you've gone rapped those cigars already.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh I didn't have done rap, Muffy. They came right
out of the rappers by themselves.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I do hope you enjoy them.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
I di into a lot of trouble drag loose cigars
in the oven, just so big, done better? Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I do hope you liked to miss geez a Hobby.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I can't tell you what I think of those cigars.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I knew you would.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I can you see my grandfather brought them from Porto
Rico in eighteen forty seven.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah, and he only.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Spokes the destiny.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
When your grandfather settled here, he owned most of this town,
didn't he ab again?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yes, yes, I believe he did, my dear, And most
of the land.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Was acquired by by Croucher's right.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
I believe.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
You mean Squatter's right.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Well, list, miss McGee.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
But Crouch seems so much more a kind than squawk.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Okay, can't you just see her as the little girl
beg playing Crouch tags?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Well as time must go now, William is, Oh that
is mister News asked me to water twelve quarts of.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Mills for tomorrow morning, quarts of milk.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yes, he's bringing over a few.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Prints to drink my health on Christmas Day.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
That's very temperate of them too, to drink your health
in middle.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, they can't be musicians.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Well, uh, who are they?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
I didn't get the names of all of them, but
two of them are very old friends of mister Middle sick.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Is Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
You know McGhee, she's a very good hearted woman, said heart.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, I know. I heard. The only reason she's so
light ahead of is her father was a feather merchant
down in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
He was.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, he was weighed down upon the Swanee River. Oh
don't you get up, my I said, he was a
feather merchant.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And waved down upon McGhee.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I was kind of tickled by that feather merchant myself.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh, well, come in, all the folks, say the the
Bonton Department store.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Leave the package heer for me.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Ah verity, They just come a.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Few moments Togo Guildersleeve the thing.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
It didn't come before too, because we were out.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Well, I'm certainly glad I finally got here. You see,
I told the bond Ton if I wasn't at home,
to bring it over here.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
McGee.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't suppose you ever stopped to think, Gildersleeves, that
we might not care to have your Christmas junk all
over our living room.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
No McGhee, for goodness, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Next time you expect a ton of merchandise, let him
stay home.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
And get it.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
No, look here, I won't look here all year.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Wrong, I've took your petty, little annoying, says Guildersleeve. You
think at least on Christmas and leave us in peace.
I'll take your dad rut of package and go on home.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
You're a hard man, but I'll go. Let me wish
you a merry Christmas, both of you.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, thank you, mister Gidislee the thank you, and don't
forget your package.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Well it isn't mine.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh no, wh did that?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
It's yours?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
McGee.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
I was giving you that for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dear, you mean you look your guildersleeve.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
I never realized it.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
I mean no, oh no, he never realized, mister gildersleeve,
but I.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Keep reminding him on the fourteenth of every month. I
didn't know gildertalk. I'm a rat gildersleeve, a triple plated
fourteen character line rabbity rat.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I had no.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Excuse popping off like that, but alone to you, my
best friend, Why do people act like that, especially at
this time of year? I'm sorry, Gil, I apologize.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Oh that's all right, McGee, no hard seeming. Why don't
you unwrap it to see what it is?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
I wonder what it could be?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You unwrapped kildersleeve.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Surprise us all right, by George, I will mag.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
You can open your eyes down macguine look.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Say a combination right beyond phoronograph. Gee, that's wonderful, kilous?
Leave thanks a minute.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
I thought you'd like it, folks. I've got one just
like it myself.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Wonderful.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Machines plays eight records in succession, not three.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well funny and Noah, let me show you. All you
have to do is put the records on here Yeah,
I turn on the volume and be sure the needle
is tied.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Now watch this closely.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, you turn it on here and relax for a half.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Hour of lovely music. My goodness, what's that?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I can't make you guils? Please come on out the
paper with us.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
What's the idea?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Did poor record at leave the game?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Move over you too?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
My goodness, this is terrible. How did you happen to
think of getting under here so quick?
Speaker 12 (27:13):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:13):
This is where we always called.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
What many of your receive names?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Have interrupted your Christmas Eve activities to listen to Fiber,
McGee and Maley. Perhaps you just enjoyed a holiday feast
spread out on a gleaming, wax polished tabletop, Or perhaps
you're in the midst of that most pleasant of all
Christmas duties, wrapping your gifts and placing them under the
tree on the wax protected living room floor. Before Fiber
and Maley return, may I say just the words for
our sponsors, the makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self
(27:51):
polishing Glow Code. I'd like to express their appreciation for
your loyalty during the past year, both to their products
and to this program, and to wish you one and
all very merry.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Christmas, ladies and gentlemen. Before we say good night, we
want to wish you all a very merry Christmas. Molly
and me and all our cats. Our cast isn't all here?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Jari, what you mean?
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Where's Nicksy Populos and race O K Boomer and the
old time?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh him he went to Chicago to spend the holidays
with his poets.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Good Night, good night, all.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
This is hollow.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Wilcome they can for the makers of Johnson Blacks and
Johnson's self polishing blowgouts, inviting you to.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Be with us again next year.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Good Night, good night. Some of you may be getting
new cars for Christmas if you've been very very good,
But any one of you could have had a new
looking car very little cost and with very little work.
Wouldn't it be more fun driving a bright, shiny automobile
one that's wax polished with Johnson's carnw This sensational new
(29:09):
auto polish, both queens and wax polishes, and one easy
operation in half the time it used to take. Ask
your dealer for Johnson's Carnu spelled c r n U.
This is the National Broadcasting Company
The Johnson Whack Program with Zipver McGee and Mollie jamakers
of Johnson Whack and Johnson Self Malising Glow Coach with
that Iver McGee and Molly written by Don Quinn with
music by the King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra. The
(00:22):
show opens with keep an eye on your heart Tomorrow.
(00:56):
Your kitchen floor is going to have one of its
hardest days.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Does that where you're well?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Not?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
If the linoleum is protected with Johnson's self polishing glow coat,
then no matter how many feets go scuffing and scraping
across the floor, the linoleum itself is safe unharmed. Also,
if you should still anything on the floor, a dance
cloth quickly wipes it up. Not only that, but linoleum
that is kept shining with glow coat is as bright
and colorful as the day it.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Was first put down.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And everybody knows that it's easier to work in a
cheerful kitchen than in a dull one. Johnson's glow coat,
as you know, is self polishing, which means it needs
no rubbing or buffing, practically no work from you. Well,
(01:53):
it's a wonderful feeling to have your Christmas shopping all
done and wrapped and sent out, and cards all mail,
so you can sit down and relax by an open fire. Ah, peace,
it's wonderful. And here at seventy nine wistful vista, settling
down to wallow in that wonderful feeling, we find favor
McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Ah boy, is this a picture? Snow softly falling, candle
in the window and fire in the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Wood in the back.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
You better go out and get a couple of more logs, dearie, I'll.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Let it go.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
We'll be going to bed pretty quick. You don't let
the fire go out? Sure? Who am I to get?
Sandy Claus the hot foot side. The wood is outside,
and it'll be all wet from the snow. Oh it
will burn all right, Yeah, but it'll sputter and no
sparks out on the floor. Might catch the rug on fire,
and it might spread to the curtains and the furniture
(02:54):
shut the whole hearse, might go up in a place,
might even touch off the house.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Nick door, Oh my god, McGue, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Throw up down?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I want the window.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
We can say that going up and get her.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Joey, here your heavenly day.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Stop it there is neddy fire.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Huh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I should have been a salesman. I can convince myself,
but almost say it.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Oh, I wonder who that is?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Come in delivery for you, lady Bonton department store.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Okay, Joe bring it in.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh my my hey, look at that?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Will you?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Molly?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Wonder who sent us that?
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Search me?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
The name's on the inside, No doubt. Well, thank you
buy it's a merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thanks lady saying to you and many others.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Tell y day, what a woph'm big package? Wonder what's
in't it?
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What do you say to see who it's from?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Out?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh look McGhee here here's the card on the wrapping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, who sent it to us?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh it isn't ours?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Huh, it's addressed to mister Gildersleeve.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
He delivered it to the wrong house.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, now, look, maybe it's reely ours and they got
guilder Sleeve's name on it by mistake.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now, Missen, don't be silly.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Don't undrap it any farther now, My goodness, no, sorry,
I've started now I'm gonna see what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
We can wrap it up again later. Where's the surgeons.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I gotta cut the string on the shelter in the
hall clock okay in here, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hey, somebody must have string. Gotta straighten up that buzz
one of these days.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I'll never mind that. Now, bring decisors and cut the
strings if you must, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Think we should, but if we have to hurry up.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I want to see the sinis. Oh, for goodness, base,
Look a combination radio and phonograph and beautiful too.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Some stranger must think pretty highly at Guildersleeve. How do
you know it's a stranger must be if he thinks
highly a guilder slave. Oh look, it's got an automatic
record changer, play eight records and successions.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Oh, let's try you gotta try that one again.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Let's try it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
On a.
Speaker 11 (05:35):
No, no, dearie, that wouldn't be right.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
It isn't ours.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Besides, we haven't got any records. We've got that broken
on he just did. There's records inside the cabinet.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Look, well, it's all right.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
I don't think mister Gildersleeve would mind even if he knew,
and he won't, you know, how to run the thing
looks pretty complicated.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Why it's a sane All you gotta do is put
eight records on this gadget beer okay, turn the volume on,
kep comes off. Set it for pornograph, put the lever down,
insert a Neil Hey, plug the cord in the wall
pocket Molly, okay, I'll set meggee a here she goes.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now we can sit down and relax.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Now for a half hour of uninterrupted music.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
That okay, McGee shut it off quick.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Something's wrong, couldn't be. I know how to cardoon all.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Hey, tell me gee dot. You're throwing the record, Hey,
reach in and shut it off.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He ain't not wrong. Cut it off your stand.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It ain't mad at you, it's mad at me.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Here okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Listen, I speak along the floor and pull the plug out. Okay,
don't let's see you.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yep me gay the whole thing, phanopie.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Look at that pilot junk. We'll never get that foot
back together.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
We'll never be able to explain to mister Hill.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's him now, I'm money. Don't answer the door.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What do we do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Only there's only one thing to do. We got to
get him drop of Kate Tony back but Claire nice,
this one came from at the bond time. Come on,
come on and block the back door. Oh wait, I
got my hat? Where's my hat in the hall?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Class?
Speaker 8 (07:33):
I'll go bareheaded next.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh boy, look at that job's hungle bonton, Molly. We'll
never be able to fight our ways through that revolving door,
and we've got to try it.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
McGee, hit our dooty, hit me and let's go.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Goodbye, Molly.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And if I don't see you again inside, well you've
been a good wife and I'm glad to have new year.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Thank you, daddy, and remember whichever of us fights his
way through Gamous carry on goodbye?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
We thought goodbye? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Ready? Okay? Bring on sixteen nineteen forty two?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Over here? Oh well, not the quen.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Where do we go?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Search me? Maybe maybe we better ask for a four walker? Hey,
four walker?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yes, sir, will you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Please kill us?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Where we can buy a phone of graph?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, I certainly, madam, you'll find the phone, the pone,
the phone of the skep.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
I think they're look look and that's the pro we're
kind of a pornograph, a combination phonograph and radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Bud.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Oh, I think I know exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Let's see three aisles over in the homecorn in the
home porn cap all right, I hope you'll excuse me, folks,
I seem to have a hit step, I seem to
have a hit up exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
How did you know.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
You had me?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Fool? I thought you swallowed the captain three aisles over,
we're much applied, But oh not at all, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Just ask for the manager of that department. The manager
in charge of the radio is is mister Hanner, head
of mister Hannah, mister George, George, ask for.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
George Mine Flora Walker.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Say incidentally, McGee, have you thought of.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
The cost of this outfit forgetting?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, but we gotta do it anyway, Molly. We can
arrange it on the budget plans.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Budget plans.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, you know, a life membership in the We've bit
off more than we could chew club. Hey, sounds like Wilcox.
I know that voice.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Any old there a.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Doing a little last minute chopping.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yes we are.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
What have you got there, mister Wilcox?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh this why's the Christmas present from the sponsor. I'm
taking it up to get a framed, framed What is it?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Oh, now that's a silly question, mcgie.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
It must be a picture.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh not necessarily. I'd like to frame Uncle Dennis and
he's no picture.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Oh but this is a honey here let me show
you that is oh well, heavenly days the life Dice
photograph of mister Wilcox with a Hannah Johnson's West in
the hand.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
The beauty isn't this and just what I wanted? Sure
looks like you halo, but.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Maybe you can have it three tucks?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
It certainly?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Speaking last, Yes, sir, I almost expect to hear myself
saying Johnson's wax is the finest protection for flores and
furniture that money can buy.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And so that's funny. I can hear you saying that too,
and just suck.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Just look at those cans of wax there, I say,
perfect fight. Looks like you get take them right out
of my hands and use them on the woodwork and
lampshades and everything that needs a film of protection against
wear and dampness and scratching.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
But why two cans?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ah, that's significant. It's on one hand we have the
paste wax and on the other hand, the liquid wax
is good too. Well. Look, it's the likeness of me
that's so wonderful. It's why you'd almost expect me to
step right out of the picture.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well why don't you?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Who Oh, all right, see.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
You later, fall.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
See what makes use the rude to mister wheelcost all
the time?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He's such a nice player.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I just throw that in for a dramatic conflict.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I see. Oh, we've been.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Involving this way, mamie mistress.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh ho there, little girl, what you doing down here
in all this moth?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Oh, I just came in to look at the dolls.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's funny, and it's uh before I was married, I
may here?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You thinking of buying one?
Speaker 11 (13:24):
S Oh no, I was just looking at a new
kind of a little doll.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
It's awful.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Maybe I can hear one sometime or so. I'm a
good girl, So it's an awful price to pay. I
sometimes think.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You think, so eh, well, we we gotta be on
our way. It's it's nice a seni, and I'm merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
Do you can I thank to you mister McGee, and
you too, missus McGee. See it's been nice, San you
you're such nice people. We are sure you are a
best you.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You're always so.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Nice to little girls like me.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
A text shuck.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
You know, when I was looking at that new kind
of a little dollary, I said to myself.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yes, I said, I bet your.
Speaker 11 (14:11):
Mister McGee was here and saw that, and that this
dollar was two ninety five and I only had two dollars.
I bet you he'd buy it for me, just like
just like see, I wish I could snap my fingers.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
What're so special about this particular doll thes Oh gee,
it holds things in a hand a time, it's got
electric magnetas chism.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
You're too.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Huh, I don't let it go.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't have to.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
I guess I'm only got two dollars. But you I
shouldn't be telling you my trouble's mischief. You're so big
and important you you probably got your own troubles.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well your bom h hey wait a minute, just wait
a minute. Yeah, yeah, here's extra buck. Now you go
get that doll Oh yes, thanks.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Jerry so much.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
This is wonderful. It's just these little things that we sell.
A woman's face and human nature.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Well, I never expected you to do a thing like this,
didn't they?
Speaker 10 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (15:20):
I didn't have you paid for morning?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Too bad, Molly.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Look, here's a radio just like the one that came
for Gildersleep.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Oh that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Now if we can only find it to waited on, Pope,
we'll take this radio phonograph, bud, I can we get
it sent out special tonight right away? It's an emergence.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Have you an account with this store?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hun?
Speaker 6 (15:44):
No, but we'll take this machine on your budget class.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Very well, Now, if you'll sit down here and answer
a few questions, name.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Here in McGee somethings.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Have you any other accounts of the city.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
No, no, we haven't.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
We always pay cash.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh that's bad, man.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
You can't expect to have good credit to always pay cash.
Where do you do your banking?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Par do we do our banking?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yes, the corn exchange and skip the life pack.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I see, but I'm sure it'll be all right.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Now.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
The price of the machine.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
You're purchasing is four hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, four hundred and fifty bucks. Now wait a minute,
Wait a minute, there, Genie with the light brown ball spot,
we can that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
However, it includes two packages of needles for the phone.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Brown.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Oh well, that's fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Sounded a little steek there for a minute. Not about
this buzz pland budget.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
I mean this.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All that.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Well, we pro rate the.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Four hundred and fifty dollars plus sales tax, of course,
over a period of say eighteen months. Let me see,
with carrying charges, twelve percent financing and another fourteen percent
of merriage, five percent of cabbage.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Cabbage.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Yes, when we repossess it, we always take a cab.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let me see, five thirty one dismal point.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Twenty three is one point you mean decimal point, don't
you scrooge?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
You'll find it dismal in this case, he'll be.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I'm all work out.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
You'll bring in twenty nine to fifty two on the
fifteenth of every month.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Okay, But okay, now, look, we got to get this
machine out right away. There's a poba waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'll take care of that. St'll worry.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
There's a truck leaving for your neighborhood in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Hey, Charlie Herman, move this radio on the truck and
get it right out.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
Much obliged.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
But I now wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I just thought of something.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yes, missus McGee, you said we have to.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Make this payment on the fifteenth of every month.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Now what if the sixteenth should come on a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh I never thought of that. Let's make it the
fourteenth of every month. That's father, come on Mars, the King's.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Men in the spirit of Christmas saying on sweet home.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Lan thename.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Be.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
That's no place like call.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Sweet sleep.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
It's more.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
Fast like for.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Play spressland my name, see my all again once more.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
A car and m.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Williams friend lele.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
And no.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Mob sa game rack call rock gall what sp more more? O?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Why do you want this radio pot?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Lady?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Well, I just said it anywhere boys.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Much obliged. Fella's nice of you to get it out
here so quick.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh that's okay, Doc ain't a hoyman.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, now what are you waiting for?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Its?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Oh McGee, we haven't wake him a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh that's right, Merry Christmas. Fellas say that the geez
huh oh oh yes, the Happy New Year too, fellas.
HM must be tired. Let's take the rappings off. Oh no, no,
no needs them on. Then when mister Gillousy's got damned
to the office.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Is that him?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I mean look, oh no, it's only the Duchess of
Uffington's duchess. Yeah, that's one of her dukes banging on
the door.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Come in.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You had greaty missus mc gee had listen sand you, Muffy,
and hey, thanks for that Christmas present you sent me.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Oh, mister McGee, you've gone rapped those cigars already.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh I didn't have done rap, Muffy. They came right
out of the rappers by themselves.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I do hope you enjoy them.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
I di into a lot of trouble drag loose cigars
in the oven, just so big, done better? Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I do hope you liked to miss geez a Hobby.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I can't tell you what I think of those cigars.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I knew you would.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I can you see my grandfather brought them from Porto
Rico in eighteen forty seven.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah, and he only.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Spokes the destiny.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
When your grandfather settled here, he owned most of this town,
didn't he ab again?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yes, yes, I believe he did, my dear, And most
of the land.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Was acquired by by Croucher's right.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
I believe.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
You mean Squatter's right.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Well, list, miss McGee.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
But Crouch seems so much more a kind than squawk.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Okay, can't you just see her as the little girl
beg playing Crouch tags?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Well as time must go now, William is, Oh that
is mister News asked me to water twelve quarts of.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Mills for tomorrow morning, quarts of milk.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yes, he's bringing over a few.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Prints to drink my health on Christmas Day.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
That's very temperate of them too, to drink your health
in middle.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, they can't be musicians.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Well, uh, who are they?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
I didn't get the names of all of them, but
two of them are very old friends of mister Middle sick.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Is Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
You know McGhee, she's a very good hearted woman, said heart.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, I know. I heard. The only reason she's so
light ahead of is her father was a feather merchant
down in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
He was.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, he was weighed down upon the Swanee River. Oh
don't you get up, my I said, he was a
feather merchant.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And waved down upon McGhee.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I was kind of tickled by that feather merchant myself.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh, well, come in, all the folks, say the the
Bonton Department store.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Leave the package heer for me.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Ah verity, They just come a.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Few moments Togo Guildersleeve the thing.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
It didn't come before too, because we were out.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Well, I'm certainly glad I finally got here. You see,
I told the bond Ton if I wasn't at home,
to bring it over here.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
McGee.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't suppose you ever stopped to think, Gildersleeves, that
we might not care to have your Christmas junk all
over our living room.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
No McGhee, for goodness, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Next time you expect a ton of merchandise, let him
stay home.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
And get it.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
No, look here, I won't look here all year.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Wrong, I've took your petty, little annoying, says Guildersleeve. You
think at least on Christmas and leave us in peace.
I'll take your dad rut of package and go on home.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
You're a hard man, but I'll go. Let me wish
you a merry Christmas, both of you.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, thank you, mister Gidislee the thank you, and don't
forget your package.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Well it isn't mine.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh no, wh did that?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
It's yours?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
McGee.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
I was giving you that for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dear, you mean you look your guildersleeve.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
I never realized it.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
I mean no, oh no, he never realized, mister gildersleeve,
but I.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Keep reminding him on the fourteenth of every month. I
didn't know gildertalk. I'm a rat gildersleeve, a triple plated
fourteen character line rabbity rat.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I had no.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Excuse popping off like that, but alone to you, my
best friend, Why do people act like that, especially at
this time of year? I'm sorry, Gil, I apologize.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Oh that's all right, McGee, no hard seeming. Why don't
you unwrap it to see what it is?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
I wonder what it could be?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You unwrapped kildersleeve.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Surprise us all right, by George, I will mag.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
You can open your eyes down macguine look.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Say a combination right beyond phoronograph. Gee, that's wonderful, kilous?
Leave thanks a minute.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
I thought you'd like it, folks. I've got one just
like it myself.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Wonderful.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Machines plays eight records in succession, not three.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well funny and Noah, let me show you. All you
have to do is put the records on here Yeah,
I turn on the volume and be sure the needle
is tied.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Now watch this closely.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, you turn it on here and relax for a half.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Hour of lovely music. My goodness, what's that?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I can't make you guils? Please come on out the
paper with us.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
What's the idea?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Did poor record at leave the game?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Move over you too?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
My goodness, this is terrible. How did you happen to
think of getting under here so quick?
Speaker 12 (27:13):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:13):
This is where we always called.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
What many of your receive names?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
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Speaker 2 (28:01):
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Speaker 4 (28:24):
Jari, what you mean?
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Where's Nicksy Populos and race O K Boomer and the
old time?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh him he went to Chicago to spend the holidays
with his poets.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
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This is hollow.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
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Speaker 8 (28:48):
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