June 26, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The
makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's carnew and Johnson's Self Polishing
Glow Code present Fiber McKee and Molly, written by Don
Quinn with music by the Kingsman named Billy Neils Orchestra.
(00:57):
In this week before Christmas, there's probably more friendliness in
the air than at any other time of the year.
As we grow older, it's not the gifts of Christmas
that we feel, but the friendly spirit back of them,
the good smile, the warm hand clasp of neighbors and friends.
When these friends and relatives gather with your own family
and your own home, you realize what it means to
(01:19):
have a home in a free country. In anticipation of
these friendly gatherings, many of you will be adding the
finishing touches of house cleaning this week, among other things,
going over waxed floors, furniture and woodwork to make them
gleam with beauty. The makers of Johnson's Wax are proud
that their humble products find a useful place in your
preparations for our warm.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Heart at Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Evil have you ever waited till the last minute to
(02:11):
buy your Christmas tree, only to find that the dealers
were all sold out. You have, well, then maybe you
can whip up a little throb of sympathy for favor
McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, I'm afraid it's no use McGhie. We've been to
seven different blocks and we haven't seen a loose spruce.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Worry.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'll get us a Christmas train.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
If I have to chop on off the courthouse long, well, then.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'll have to change my Christmas present for you. Huh
that war bomb, I'll make it a bail bomb. Yeah,
say wynersh didn't you go buy a tree last week
as I suggested?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Because they were asking ridiculous prices.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's why most of them, slum raised lumber jerks were
asking seven fifty for a bow legged a little balsam
no bigger than a whist room.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you need to get cheaper to get scarcer?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That ain't the point. The point is to find the
guy that's sober stocks see fraid he isn't going to
get rid of him by Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Get one per song.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That way, we should have brought Nelson Eddie with us.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Dams.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I've heard you sing in the shower, and that Sophie
opera of yours wouldn't get us anything but a raspberry bush.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Ah, Mary, Christmas, missus nasmyth, who's that?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Missus Nasmus?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Say there's a lot right along and here someplace where
the guy had a million trees last week, and.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He can't pass with Oh here it is.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Come on, Oh that must be the salesman. I beg
you pardon, sir, but is that Christmas trees for sale?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It so?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
How much well heaven these days? Uncle Dennis.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Hello, Molly Darling, and.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hi, uh, where's the sap in charge of the saplings?
We want to negotiate for a live log?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, now I'm sorry, lad, I am indeed the gentleman
in charge of this Christmas tree lot, A fine lad
by the name of a hen made his pretzels never
grow soggy as here plum of the grandest guys that
ever tripped a fruit peddler to take his hungry mother
big juicy apple has closed up and gone home.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, but we want to buy this Christmas tree, Uncle Dennis.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, it's not that as much of a tree. I've
seen better fur on a mouse.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, now, isn't it a shameful thing that you should
be too late now like that twas only ten minutes ago,
lad by your very own wristwatch, which I happened to
be wearing as it was lying about loosening your top
dress with drawer, and I don't happen to have one myself.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It was sold, oh dear, but there's no sales tag
on the tree, Uncle Dennis.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And who may I ask, was stupid enough to dish
out good bill for that beetle bit.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
And honk as humble weed?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Twas myself you and you you bought the last Christmas
tree in this lot, knowing that we didn't have one.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Why now now?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
And how was I to know that the smart car
soon like yourself, would be getting caught without a tree?
Itwas a bargain given to me by my good friend Manahanad,
who is quite a man at seeing the kamalies, which
in a regular feature of Grogan's Beefsteak Dinners. May they
soon be resumed. When Hitler, the dirty little huspainter gets
his come up and say Hirohito finds out heroes turning
on the Heato.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Say why do you want a Christmas tree? Uncle Denn?
If you live with us.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Come on, I'm what do you say? Whatever you paid
for and I'll toss some extra two bits.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
On the drum, two bits that I could not do.
Land twas buying this tree for a dear friend I was.
And there ain't enough money in the world to make
Dennis brisco be to your trust, and the very ideas
enough to make my old father made the little people
keep his pipe lit for him? Look down and say,
would you think of making it two dollars extra?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Very well, you can't blame a man for trying to
pick up a couple of bucks a very merry Christmas
tree yourn on the turf stroll.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
And that's my own uncle of ball, a dirty, low
down tree, so fine Christmas spirit, chipping his own family
out of the last Christmas tree in town.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You think it really is jerie?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh it might be. Come on, let's look some more
good will toward men. That was a fine sample of it.
Here we are, with the whole world full of misery,
needing friendship and sacrifice more than any time in history.
And what happens we get bopped with a balsam If
that ain't the.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
True, o me gee. Look, huh, there's a Christmas tree
place right there, and there's.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
All us darling coming out of it, you all, mister McGhee.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Ah, let's don't tell us you're shopping for a Christmas
tree too.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Oh jeepres No, mister McGhee. One of count of anybody
who was silly enough to wait till now to buy
their Christmas tree is simply just too too stupid for anything.
What are you doing down here?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
We're buying the Christmas tree?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh tlus, that's what I say.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
It's much better to wait till the last minute, when
it isn't so crowded and the trees are much fresher
for something.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And I bought my tree two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
If you bought a tree, what'd you do with it?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Alice?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
We didn't see it around the house any place. And
a fine tree ain't exactly what you might call unobtrusive.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh well, I didn't buy it from Ninas McGee on
account of jeepers. I've only got one room, and a
girl which she lives in just one room, only needs
a little piece of missiletoe.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know what that is?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
That's the ivy that if you don't meet the right
people under it, it's poison.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Ah dear, and if you do, it's the berries.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Why Molly, Oh, I just love Christmas time because that's
when you can dash up to people and kiss them
like it was a sudden impulse. And I've already made
out a list of the sweetest men to have sudden
impulses about.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's one nice thing about him.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Being a girl, you can be girlish and people don't
think anything about it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Now I know what I forgot to get Alice for
Christmas theory lipstick.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That brotherly love stuff is great, ain't it, Alice, particularly
when you run out of brothers.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Well, I don't want that. You should get the idea
that I simply rush around kissing simply everybody, mister McGee,
because really I'm a very reserved character. You know. Once
I was in love with a fellow for three years
and he never even held my hands, And then he
married another girl who was that hava carry grant.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Creepers.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'd like to have met that man.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Well, I hope you find a Christmas tree, mister McGee came,
I know, why else?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Shall we give it out? McGee?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh, sir, I started out to get a Christmas tree
and buy the curly cotton cover crop of a corner.
Chris kring Li, I'm going to get a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Whyny might fly up to Canada and get one, but
it would be a lonesome trip.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What do you mean the other geese won't be flying.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Back for a couple of months yet.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Okay, okay, scoff, if you want to be right, But
I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
About marry Christmasmas carry.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Who's that I'm telling you, Molly? When I set out
to get a Christmas tree by George, I'm hey, here's
a place on the corner.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Here, Come on, say Alice Darling might have told her
she was getting one, she could have got us one
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, what do you expect the people consideration? It's no
wonder they always picture Santa Claus as a pat mug
standing there holding the bag.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Displace seems to have plenty of trees.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
They had plenty last week too, And the guy that
runs Pistos cock Kicken concession thinks no more of the
quarter than I rove my left.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Leg hacket picking concession. Hacket picking Papa.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Guy wouldn't lend you a match without a four co signers.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
By Bud.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Remember me, Yes, you were a guy last week that
wave to tell a prill at me, And for that
I was supposed to tell you a twelve foot tree.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Deliver it, trim it, seen three Christmas childs and cow
get turkey.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Listen, we couldn't get a turkey.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
We're having cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, we're having turkey. Don't take it for letter m
Look but if you have a nice, reasonable price tree,
we might say we've got only one left.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Better take it quick.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
There not so fast.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
They like to haggle a little bit. Now which tree
is it? But if it's the right size.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You're in it. On it heavenly days.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That one you call this broken down bird sanctuary and
Christmas tree? Well I've seen better trees than that, and
than old para tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That moth eat and.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Bramble looks like it was raised in a cold hothouse.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
How much is this there?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Much too much?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The price is way out of line.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
If body was you at skip it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Don't tell me how much I can pay for a tree, Bud.
I'm not as poor as I may look.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I hope not, friend, you you look like a whole
lot from.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
The handoug.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I am how much?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
How much weld fuck well bucks?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Twelve dollars for that sad looking cedar. Why that cone
carrier's got more broken branches than the Berlin Public Library.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And look at those bare limbs.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You could sure find a haystack in those needles.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
And besides, last week you.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Only wanted nine dollars for the same tree.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
Last week the town was full of Christmas tree and
for themore.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh hi, mister Wilcox. Heh there, Louis, how are you
molly hire you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Fel Wilcox, Hi Junior? What you look so happy about?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
For me?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
No, I don't know, just the old Christmas feeling. I
guess I love this time of year, don't you?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, I guess everybody does. Mister Wilcox, got you Christmas
window shopping all then?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I'm just about and I suppose the presents are all
piled up at your house.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Lease stack them on the piano, Junior.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
And from the looks of the Christmas tree situation, that's
where they're going to stay.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
To So what it won't hurt anything, not when anyone
keeps the piano and woodwork and lampshades and windowsills and
everything protected from scratching and the holiday wear and tear
like you do with Johnson's wax.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Do you think it's nice, Junior? Do you think it's
nice to be so commercial about Johnson's wax on a
holiday like Christmas?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Do you think that's very cool?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This pal is Tuesday, Christmas is Saturday, and on Saturday,
I say nothing about Johnson's wax. I merely say things
like thank you, and uh, geez, that's wonderful, but you
shouldn't have done it, and uh, very little ice in
mind and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, personally, we've been so upset trying to get a
Christmas tream, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
If we have, Oh excuse me, Molly, hey Louis. How
much is this tree here throughout Dallas?
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Mister Wilcox, It ain't worked as frankly, but it's the
last one in cott.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'll take it. Here's fifteen and wish yourself a merry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Move the rest of it for three buck second, wish
myself six merry Christmas, says thanks.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And will Cox.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Hey, wait a minute, I was different for that tree myself.
Will Cox now looking here Louis.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
For your friend.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
The name is missus Zamboski, and we can't do no
business to kill you, so you were me.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I wouldn't have had.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
This happen for anything in the world. Folks, if I'd
only known you wanted it. I thought you were merely
friends of Louis here.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He should live so long.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
They say a man can't have too many friends, but
in your case, but it would be too many now,
looks will Cox. We haven't got a Christmas tree, and
we were merely trying to decide about it.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Believe me, pal, Believe me.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm terribly sorry you think that I should walk in
and grab it right out from under your nose. I
ought to be ashamed of myself.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I'll take it with me, Louise.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, I'll see you later.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
To think that I should pull a shabby trick like
out of my best.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Friend, well home, I'm afraid of what's your own fall therey?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You have the first chance at its? Where am Mary Christmas?
Mister Zambowski?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Let me come to you, l standing there like a friend,
chatting away as gabby as you please, and all the time.
Oh this hurts, ah, have any days we don't have
to have a tree.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You know, lots of people don't.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
The ain't not having a tree that bothers me. It's
the way my friends in Ronaldy's under cutting chisel on me,
Uncle Dennis, Alice Darling, Harlew Wilcox, Christmas Spirit, Where is
it here? When I had a chance to get a beautiful,
big tree?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That is what you told the man.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It was, Oh my gosh. You can't have any fun
dickering with guys if you tell him how beautiful the
merchandise is. First, make a man a shamed, ask the
price he's asked, and see then when you know, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Ah, Merry Christmas, mister Kramer.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What were you saying?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I was about to say that. I think the grocery
store is about our last chance to get a tree.
Might well look just a few doors down you.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh my gosh, I never thought of that. Come on,
I'm not so sure about buying a tree at the
grocery either. Let me say, oh will probably ask us
eight green points for it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't think you.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Look at the wa to McGee, they still got a
couple of.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Hurry up, these are both sold and Lady Luck could
know what I think of her.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
She forgets she was a lady.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well, one of sold McGee, but the other still has
a price tag on us.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
How much?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Let me see six dollars?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh boy, that's the deal. I'm gonna grab on to
this till the clerk gets here too. Anybody that gets
history away from me, I'll have to start trimming it
with my two arms.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Well.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
As the taxi driver says when I'm signed to get
out of the crowded cab, this is certainly a mind
off of my load.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, sir, next time, maybe you believe me when I
tell you that I know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Hello, Momy, Hello.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Doctor gamble, All right, doc, old man half Euel Tide
and all stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
There, Why are you hugging the tree, McGhee.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's a nature lover a. You're gonna climb it and
hunt for birds nest.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh, he's just making sure nobody beats him out of
it till the clerk gets around to him. Doctor.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, till this deal is signed, sealed and delivered. I
stick to this trunk like a baggage label. Pretty nice
little pruce, Hey, doc scruce.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
It's not a pruce.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Douglas Fir Douglas.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I thought it was a boil.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Some might be some kind of a seener. It might
be some kind of a cypress, too, But it.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Isn't you know?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
My cousin had one of those on his farm near Peori.
We squeezed apples in at every fall.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
And what press?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Oh, I didn't say cider press, I said cypress. The
cypress is a symmetrical evergreen common to the western United States.
Very interesting study that of our nondciduous trees. The pine tree,
like most coniferous trees, is an evergreen, the larch being
a conspicuous exception.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh are you an expert on plants and trees? Doctor?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
There used to be a hobby of mine, Molly.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Botany is a very interesting subject.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Of the two, Which do you like best, Doc, of
which two plants and trees or botany?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Why they're the same thing? Dearie I had in high school.
In fact, I was the pistol fact and mama of
the lily collectors.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I thought maybe Doc knew so much about him because
he was a tree surgeon a part No.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
But if I ever hear of a saff needing a transfusion, I'll.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Know where to come. Oh yeah, i'd show you who
was a sacified Darren. Let loose to this tree from boy.
One excuse is as good as any McGee.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I am embracing that tree.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
You're probably saving yourself a few very spectacular contusions.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Is that why you? One reasonable fact? Simile of a
male brother for two afferents.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Arona McGhee. Is that anybody to talk while hugging at
Christmas tree?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
No, it isn't Molly, and it was my fault. I'm sorry, McGee.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No time for quarles.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay, cool, I'm a little hasty myself.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's not about buying Christmas tree.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Well, real friends are doo scarce.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
To fight with them.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Fact McGhee, I retract all the unpleasant things I ever
said about you in the past.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh I do too, doc I even take back the
stuff I thought about you.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
That's even dirtier than what I said.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Now this is better. You know, Christmas is a time
when we should all be friends.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I think so too gone to be bye gones McGhee.
Pal Oh that goes for me too, doc Here. I
like to shake your hand good, so would I and I.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Get untangled from this weeping willow here, Ah.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
What are there?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think this is one of the sweetest things.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I have kid. Oh, my doc, let go my hand.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Wait a minute, hey Joe, put that Christmas tree in
my car?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Hey wait?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What callory dog right faithful? The next time you're coming,
don't go to doctor goll my hand. When you you double.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Crosses, double god camels, come back trough with that Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Cheer up, Maggie. How many days it is the Christmas
tree that makes Christmas?
Speaker 12 (20:22):
You know?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It's the Christmas spirit, Christmas spirit blah. All I've seen
of it today is.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Merry Christmas, mister Crockett?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Who is that John Crocketts from Washington?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
What was I saying?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah here. It is the season where everybody is supposed
to love everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
So what do they do?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
They go around grabbing Christmas trees out of people's hands,
the timber thieves. The first guy that says Merry Christmas
to me, I'm gonna hang up my sock right on
his chin. Merry Christmas, bud, Who was that? Urge me?
I got as much right to hollered people on the
street as you have. I've gone at the post so
called throat cut and sheep stealing. Friends of mine knew
how bad I wanted that tree. I hey, what what
(20:59):
if we string the colored lights on that rubber plant
of yours and all gone over? That's no good, dog
gun at.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I trust people too much, but not now.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Take a good look at your husband, missus McGhee. You
recognize him.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why shouldn't I?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Because he just had his facelifted. That's why.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Now on little pipper's gonna go along after. He's gonna
go along looking after a little Pipper period.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
As long as.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Everybody is throwing the love your fellow man stuff overboard,
I might.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Just go hi mis to McGee, Hi, miss mcgeech, Merry Christmas,
oh my little girl.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And if you must yammer out those yule tide wall motto, sist,
just say a good December twenty fifth to you her
season's greeting, sir, or something like that.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Skip the merry Christmases as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, he's a little disappointed. Do you get over soon.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I'll get over this like Dan McGrew got over his
lead poison.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Same.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I'm glad I saw you while they were still young.
If you still believe in it he put.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Up on your friend's pouch.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
What do you mean looks up on our front?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Why McGee looked the porches full of Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Why?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
What wasn't it?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Why I just been needing a tags on a mystic.
Here's one some doctor Gamble, and once I mister Willcock,
and now's Darling, and and one from Billy Mills, I
bet you, and one a mouncled Dinners and oh.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
My gosh, you mean they were all buying the trees
for us? Well fine, I never thought, well, well gee
w was Come on.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Here's the King's man and everybody.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
McGee get out the root beer.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'll get some cookies.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Just a small root beer for me, McGee.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I got operating in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
McGee, can you close your mouth and pulling your eyeballs
blow enough to thank these people for the Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Look everybody, well she was well all I can say, well, well,
Merry Christmas, mcge. What do you want this?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
What I got?
Speaker 7 (22:41):
My whole gang here again, Kenny and Budd and Chunny
and Reddy.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
And Billy Mills and all fellas, and weeke out.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Maybe be nice to sing that same song we saying
last Christmas.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Well says, that's a wonderful idea. People been writing in
all year asking us to do that again. So here's
the ninth before christ as originally set the music by
Ken Garby of the Jane.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Man meting all chill the house, madly Chillie ye.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Thanky, play the Jamie with.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
Cass meeting.
Speaker 13 (23:39):
Show and learn that all in their wee little wild
visions of sugar blots stands in there, we little my mind, her.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Her chills, and like.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Has just settled down for when.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
I'm along rode in the clutter, I say for my
bad to see what was the matter?
Speaker 8 (24:28):
To the window, I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Black throw up in the shutters.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Threw open the des.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
What of my wandering nu up here?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
But the man just say had a tiny right here?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Then old driver.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
So lightly and quick time I knew him away, and
it's not me saying wal bundle and heard from his
head to his foot old handle was covered.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
With hatches, And sudden I drew in my head and
was turning around.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
With down your naby came with a bar.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
His eyes holly triple, his simple, how married. His cheeks
were like gloses, his.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Mouse like a cherry.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
He's so little mouse kind up like a boat.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
In the in the bed on his chin, like a
fight as the.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Snow the stumble little time.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
He held hide and.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Spoke around around his.
Speaker 11 (25:44):
Head like a reason.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
He was chumming and fuming all right, jolly old Johnny
old album sad laugh Tada laughed, had laugh at a
time in fide. He had a broad face and wading
round belly. That should filly lad won michaebold for jelly, hope, hope.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
He gave me a week of his life and the
fleas on his men.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
But Chuckland smiled.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
I knew all the while I had nothing to drink.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his word.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
And fill all the stocking an.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Then turned with a jerk, then laying.
Speaker 12 (26:33):
A fa on the side of his nose and giving
a nod of the chimney, he sprank his lavezzy a
ptall hand away the old blood.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
I'm a bissole, but I will give it slame and.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
A Christmas door.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
And go.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Ev game.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Night after Christmas.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
And all.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
The creature is story body.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
Even the present us gathered and walking I see.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
And Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Will come again for.
Speaker 12 (27:55):
Chill my nest one, every little man, mothers of sugar plum,
that's in there, we.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Little, oh my curte.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
And my.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
My sad.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Alight, did you have me?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Most of you have brothers and fathers and sons, yes,
and maybe daughters in the service here and overseas.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Can you write to the next Please tell 'em they
have the sincere and heartfelt wishes for a speedy and
safe return and a merry Christmas. From and Molly, good night,
good night all
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The
makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's carnew and Johnson's Self Polishing
Glow Code present Fiber McKee and Molly, written by Don
Quinn with music by the Kingsman named Billy Neils Orchestra.
(00:57):
In this week before Christmas, there's probably more friendliness in
the air than at any other time of the year.
As we grow older, it's not the gifts of Christmas
that we feel, but the friendly spirit back of them,
the good smile, the warm hand clasp of neighbors and friends.
When these friends and relatives gather with your own family
and your own home, you realize what it means to
(01:19):
have a home in a free country. In anticipation of
these friendly gatherings, many of you will be adding the
finishing touches of house cleaning this week, among other things,
going over waxed floors, furniture and woodwork to make them
gleam with beauty. The makers of Johnson's Wax are proud
that their humble products find a useful place in your
preparations for our warm.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Heart at Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Evil have you ever waited till the last minute to
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buy your Christmas tree, only to find that the dealers
were all sold out. You have, well, then maybe you
can whip up a little throb of sympathy for favor
McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, I'm afraid it's no use McGhie. We've been to
seven different blocks and we haven't seen a loose spruce.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Worry.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'll get us a Christmas train.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
If I have to chop on off the courthouse long, well, then.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'll have to change my Christmas present for you. Huh
that war bomb, I'll make it a bail bomb. Yeah,
say wynersh didn't you go buy a tree last week
as I suggested?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Because they were asking ridiculous prices.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's why most of them, slum raised lumber jerks were
asking seven fifty for a bow legged a little balsam
no bigger than a whist room.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you need to get cheaper to get scarcer?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That ain't the point. The point is to find the
guy that's sober stocks see fraid he isn't going to
get rid of him by Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Get one per song.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That way, we should have brought Nelson Eddie with us.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Dams.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I've heard you sing in the shower, and that Sophie
opera of yours wouldn't get us anything but a raspberry bush.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Ah, Mary, Christmas, missus nasmyth, who's that?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Missus Nasmus?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Say there's a lot right along and here someplace where
the guy had a million trees last week, and.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He can't pass with Oh here it is.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Come on, Oh that must be the salesman. I beg
you pardon, sir, but is that Christmas trees for sale?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It so?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
How much well heaven these days? Uncle Dennis.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Hello, Molly Darling, and.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hi, uh, where's the sap in charge of the saplings?
We want to negotiate for a live log?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, now I'm sorry, lad, I am indeed the gentleman
in charge of this Christmas tree lot, A fine lad
by the name of a hen made his pretzels never
grow soggy as here plum of the grandest guys that
ever tripped a fruit peddler to take his hungry mother
big juicy apple has closed up and gone home.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, but we want to buy this Christmas tree, Uncle Dennis.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, it's not that as much of a tree. I've
seen better fur on a mouse.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, now, isn't it a shameful thing that you should
be too late now like that twas only ten minutes ago,
lad by your very own wristwatch, which I happened to
be wearing as it was lying about loosening your top
dress with drawer, and I don't happen to have one myself.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It was sold, oh dear, but there's no sales tag
on the tree, Uncle Dennis.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And who may I ask, was stupid enough to dish
out good bill for that beetle bit.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
And honk as humble weed?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Twas myself you and you you bought the last Christmas
tree in this lot, knowing that we didn't have one.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Why now now?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
And how was I to know that the smart car
soon like yourself, would be getting caught without a tree?
Itwas a bargain given to me by my good friend Manahanad,
who is quite a man at seeing the kamalies, which
in a regular feature of Grogan's Beefsteak Dinners. May they
soon be resumed. When Hitler, the dirty little huspainter gets
his come up and say Hirohito finds out heroes turning
on the Heato.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Say why do you want a Christmas tree? Uncle Denn?
If you live with us.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Come on, I'm what do you say? Whatever you paid
for and I'll toss some extra two bits.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
On the drum, two bits that I could not do.
Land twas buying this tree for a dear friend I was.
And there ain't enough money in the world to make
Dennis brisco be to your trust, and the very ideas
enough to make my old father made the little people
keep his pipe lit for him? Look down and say,
would you think of making it two dollars extra?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Very well, you can't blame a man for trying to
pick up a couple of bucks a very merry Christmas
tree yourn on the turf stroll.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
And that's my own uncle of ball, a dirty, low
down tree, so fine Christmas spirit, chipping his own family
out of the last Christmas tree in town.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You think it really is jerie?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh it might be. Come on, let's look some more
good will toward men. That was a fine sample of it.
Here we are, with the whole world full of misery,
needing friendship and sacrifice more than any time in history.
And what happens we get bopped with a balsam If
that ain't the.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
True, o me gee. Look, huh, there's a Christmas tree
place right there, and there's.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
All us darling coming out of it, you all, mister McGhee.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Ah, let's don't tell us you're shopping for a Christmas
tree too.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Oh jeepres No, mister McGhee. One of count of anybody
who was silly enough to wait till now to buy
their Christmas tree is simply just too too stupid for anything.
What are you doing down here?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
We're buying the Christmas tree?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh tlus, that's what I say.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
It's much better to wait till the last minute, when
it isn't so crowded and the trees are much fresher
for something.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And I bought my tree two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
If you bought a tree, what'd you do with it?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Alice?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
We didn't see it around the house any place. And
a fine tree ain't exactly what you might call unobtrusive.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh well, I didn't buy it from Ninas McGee on
account of jeepers. I've only got one room, and a
girl which she lives in just one room, only needs
a little piece of missiletoe.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know what that is?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
That's the ivy that if you don't meet the right
people under it, it's poison.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Ah dear, and if you do, it's the berries.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Why Molly, Oh, I just love Christmas time because that's
when you can dash up to people and kiss them
like it was a sudden impulse. And I've already made
out a list of the sweetest men to have sudden
impulses about.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's one nice thing about him.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Being a girl, you can be girlish and people don't
think anything about it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Now I know what I forgot to get Alice for
Christmas theory lipstick.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That brotherly love stuff is great, ain't it, Alice, particularly
when you run out of brothers.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Well, I don't want that. You should get the idea
that I simply rush around kissing simply everybody, mister McGee,
because really I'm a very reserved character. You know. Once
I was in love with a fellow for three years
and he never even held my hands, And then he
married another girl who was that hava carry grant.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Creepers.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'd like to have met that man.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Well, I hope you find a Christmas tree, mister McGee came,
I know, why else?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Shall we give it out? McGee?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh, sir, I started out to get a Christmas tree
and buy the curly cotton cover crop of a corner.
Chris kring Li, I'm going to get a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Whyny might fly up to Canada and get one, but
it would be a lonesome trip.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What do you mean the other geese won't be flying.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Back for a couple of months yet.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Okay, okay, scoff, if you want to be right, But
I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
About marry Christmasmas carry.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Who's that I'm telling you, Molly? When I set out
to get a Christmas tree by George, I'm hey, here's
a place on the corner.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Here, Come on, say Alice Darling might have told her
she was getting one, she could have got us one
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, what do you expect the people consideration? It's no
wonder they always picture Santa Claus as a pat mug
standing there holding the bag.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Displace seems to have plenty of trees.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
They had plenty last week too, And the guy that
runs Pistos cock Kicken concession thinks no more of the
quarter than I rove my left.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Leg hacket picking concession. Hacket picking Papa.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Guy wouldn't lend you a match without a four co signers.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
By Bud.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Remember me, Yes, you were a guy last week that
wave to tell a prill at me, And for that
I was supposed to tell you a twelve foot tree.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Deliver it, trim it, seen three Christmas childs and cow
get turkey.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Listen, we couldn't get a turkey.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
We're having cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, we're having turkey. Don't take it for letter m
Look but if you have a nice, reasonable price tree,
we might say we've got only one left.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Better take it quick.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
There not so fast.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
They like to haggle a little bit. Now which tree
is it? But if it's the right size.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You're in it. On it heavenly days.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That one you call this broken down bird sanctuary and
Christmas tree? Well I've seen better trees than that, and
than old para tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That moth eat and.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Bramble looks like it was raised in a cold hothouse.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
How much is this there?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Much too much?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The price is way out of line.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
If body was you at skip it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Don't tell me how much I can pay for a tree, Bud.
I'm not as poor as I may look.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I hope not, friend, you you look like a whole
lot from.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
The handoug.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I am how much?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
How much weld fuck well bucks?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Twelve dollars for that sad looking cedar. Why that cone
carrier's got more broken branches than the Berlin Public Library.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And look at those bare limbs.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You could sure find a haystack in those needles.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
And besides, last week you.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Only wanted nine dollars for the same tree.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
Last week the town was full of Christmas tree and
for themore.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh hi, mister Wilcox. Heh there, Louis, how are you
molly hire you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Fel Wilcox, Hi Junior? What you look so happy about?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
For me?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
No, I don't know, just the old Christmas feeling. I
guess I love this time of year, don't you?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, I guess everybody does. Mister Wilcox, got you Christmas
window shopping all then?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I'm just about and I suppose the presents are all
piled up at your house.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Lease stack them on the piano, Junior.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
And from the looks of the Christmas tree situation, that's
where they're going to stay.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
To So what it won't hurt anything, not when anyone
keeps the piano and woodwork and lampshades and windowsills and
everything protected from scratching and the holiday wear and tear
like you do with Johnson's wax.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Do you think it's nice, Junior? Do you think it's
nice to be so commercial about Johnson's wax on a
holiday like Christmas?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Do you think that's very cool?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This pal is Tuesday, Christmas is Saturday, and on Saturday,
I say nothing about Johnson's wax. I merely say things
like thank you, and uh, geez, that's wonderful, but you
shouldn't have done it, and uh, very little ice in
mind and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, personally, we've been so upset trying to get a
Christmas tream, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
If we have, Oh excuse me, Molly, hey Louis. How
much is this tree here throughout Dallas?
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Mister Wilcox, It ain't worked as frankly, but it's the
last one in cott.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'll take it. Here's fifteen and wish yourself a merry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Move the rest of it for three buck second, wish
myself six merry Christmas, says thanks.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And will Cox.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Hey, wait a minute, I was different for that tree myself.
Will Cox now looking here Louis.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
For your friend.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
The name is missus Zamboski, and we can't do no
business to kill you, so you were me.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I wouldn't have had.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
This happen for anything in the world. Folks, if I'd
only known you wanted it. I thought you were merely
friends of Louis here.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He should live so long.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
They say a man can't have too many friends, but
in your case, but it would be too many now,
looks will Cox. We haven't got a Christmas tree, and
we were merely trying to decide about it.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Believe me, pal, Believe me.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm terribly sorry you think that I should walk in
and grab it right out from under your nose. I
ought to be ashamed of myself.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I'll take it with me, Louise.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, I'll see you later.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
To think that I should pull a shabby trick like
out of my best.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Friend, well home, I'm afraid of what's your own fall therey?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You have the first chance at its? Where am Mary Christmas?
Mister Zambowski?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Let me come to you, l standing there like a friend,
chatting away as gabby as you please, and all the time.
Oh this hurts, ah, have any days we don't have
to have a tree.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You know, lots of people don't.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
The ain't not having a tree that bothers me. It's
the way my friends in Ronaldy's under cutting chisel on me,
Uncle Dennis, Alice Darling, Harlew Wilcox, Christmas Spirit, Where is
it here? When I had a chance to get a beautiful,
big tree?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That is what you told the man.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It was, Oh my gosh. You can't have any fun
dickering with guys if you tell him how beautiful the
merchandise is. First, make a man a shamed, ask the
price he's asked, and see then when you know, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Ah, Merry Christmas, mister Kramer.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What were you saying?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I was about to say that. I think the grocery
store is about our last chance to get a tree.
Might well look just a few doors down you.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh my gosh, I never thought of that. Come on,
I'm not so sure about buying a tree at the
grocery either. Let me say, oh will probably ask us
eight green points for it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't think you.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Look at the wa to McGee, they still got a
couple of.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Hurry up, these are both sold and Lady Luck could
know what I think of her.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
She forgets she was a lady.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well, one of sold McGee, but the other still has
a price tag on us.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
How much?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Let me see six dollars?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh boy, that's the deal. I'm gonna grab on to
this till the clerk gets here too. Anybody that gets
history away from me, I'll have to start trimming it
with my two arms.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Well.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
As the taxi driver says when I'm signed to get
out of the crowded cab, this is certainly a mind
off of my load.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, sir, next time, maybe you believe me when I
tell you that I know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Hello, Momy, Hello.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Doctor gamble, All right, doc, old man half Euel Tide
and all stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
There, Why are you hugging the tree, McGhee.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's a nature lover a. You're gonna climb it and
hunt for birds nest.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh, he's just making sure nobody beats him out of
it till the clerk gets around to him. Doctor.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, till this deal is signed, sealed and delivered. I
stick to this trunk like a baggage label. Pretty nice
little pruce, Hey, doc scruce.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
It's not a pruce.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Douglas Fir Douglas.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I thought it was a boil.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Some might be some kind of a seener. It might
be some kind of a cypress, too, But it.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Isn't you know?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
My cousin had one of those on his farm near Peori.
We squeezed apples in at every fall.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
And what press?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Oh, I didn't say cider press, I said cypress. The
cypress is a symmetrical evergreen common to the western United States.
Very interesting study that of our nondciduous trees. The pine tree,
like most coniferous trees, is an evergreen, the larch being
a conspicuous exception.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh are you an expert on plants and trees? Doctor?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
There used to be a hobby of mine, Molly.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Botany is a very interesting subject.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Of the two, Which do you like best, Doc, of
which two plants and trees or botany?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Why they're the same thing? Dearie I had in high school.
In fact, I was the pistol fact and mama of
the lily collectors.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I thought maybe Doc knew so much about him because
he was a tree surgeon a part No.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
But if I ever hear of a saff needing a transfusion, I'll.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Know where to come. Oh yeah, i'd show you who
was a sacified Darren. Let loose to this tree from boy.
One excuse is as good as any McGee.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I am embracing that tree.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
You're probably saving yourself a few very spectacular contusions.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Is that why you? One reasonable fact? Simile of a
male brother for two afferents.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Arona McGhee. Is that anybody to talk while hugging at
Christmas tree?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
No, it isn't Molly, and it was my fault. I'm sorry, McGee.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No time for quarles.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay, cool, I'm a little hasty myself.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's not about buying Christmas tree.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Well, real friends are doo scarce.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
To fight with them.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Fact McGhee, I retract all the unpleasant things I ever
said about you in the past.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh I do too, doc I even take back the
stuff I thought about you.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
That's even dirtier than what I said.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Now this is better. You know, Christmas is a time
when we should all be friends.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I think so too gone to be bye gones McGhee.
Pal Oh that goes for me too, doc Here. I
like to shake your hand good, so would I and I.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Get untangled from this weeping willow here, Ah.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
What are there?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think this is one of the sweetest things.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I have kid. Oh, my doc, let go my hand.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Wait a minute, hey Joe, put that Christmas tree in
my car?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Hey wait?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What callory dog right faithful? The next time you're coming,
don't go to doctor goll my hand. When you you double.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Crosses, double god camels, come back trough with that Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Cheer up, Maggie. How many days it is the Christmas
tree that makes Christmas?
Speaker 12 (20:22):
You know?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It's the Christmas spirit, Christmas spirit blah. All I've seen
of it today is.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Merry Christmas, mister Crockett?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Who is that John Crocketts from Washington?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
What was I saying?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah here. It is the season where everybody is supposed
to love everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
So what do they do?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
They go around grabbing Christmas trees out of people's hands,
the timber thieves. The first guy that says Merry Christmas
to me, I'm gonna hang up my sock right on
his chin. Merry Christmas, bud, Who was that? Urge me?
I got as much right to hollered people on the
street as you have. I've gone at the post so
called throat cut and sheep stealing. Friends of mine knew
how bad I wanted that tree. I hey, what what
(20:59):
if we string the colored lights on that rubber plant
of yours and all gone over? That's no good, dog
gun at.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I trust people too much, but not now.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Take a good look at your husband, missus McGhee. You
recognize him.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why shouldn't I?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Because he just had his facelifted. That's why.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Now on little pipper's gonna go along after. He's gonna
go along looking after a little Pipper period.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
As long as.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Everybody is throwing the love your fellow man stuff overboard,
I might.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Just go hi mis to McGee, Hi, miss mcgeech, Merry Christmas,
oh my little girl.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And if you must yammer out those yule tide wall motto, sist,
just say a good December twenty fifth to you her
season's greeting, sir, or something like that.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Skip the merry Christmases as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, he's a little disappointed. Do you get over soon.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I'll get over this like Dan McGrew got over his
lead poison.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Same.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I'm glad I saw you while they were still young.
If you still believe in it he put.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Up on your friend's pouch.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
What do you mean looks up on our front?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Why McGee looked the porches full of Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Why?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
What wasn't it?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Why I just been needing a tags on a mystic.
Here's one some doctor Gamble, and once I mister Willcock,
and now's Darling, and and one from Billy Mills, I
bet you, and one a mouncled Dinners and oh.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
My gosh, you mean they were all buying the trees
for us? Well fine, I never thought, well, well gee
w was Come on.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Here's the King's man and everybody.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
McGee get out the root beer.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'll get some cookies.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Just a small root beer for me, McGee.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I got operating in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
McGee, can you close your mouth and pulling your eyeballs
blow enough to thank these people for the Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Look everybody, well she was well all I can say, well, well,
Merry Christmas, mcge. What do you want this?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
What I got?
Speaker 7 (22:41):
My whole gang here again, Kenny and Budd and Chunny
and Reddy.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
And Billy Mills and all fellas, and weeke out.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Maybe be nice to sing that same song we saying
last Christmas.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Well says, that's a wonderful idea. People been writing in
all year asking us to do that again. So here's
the ninth before christ as originally set the music by
Ken Garby of the Jane.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Man meting all chill the house, madly Chillie ye.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Thanky, play the Jamie with.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
Cass meeting.
Speaker 13 (23:39):
Show and learn that all in their wee little wild
visions of sugar blots stands in there, we little my mind, her.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Her chills, and like.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Has just settled down for when.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
I'm along rode in the clutter, I say for my
bad to see what was the matter?
Speaker 8 (24:28):
To the window, I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Black throw up in the shutters.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Threw open the des.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
What of my wandering nu up here?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
But the man just say had a tiny right here?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Then old driver.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
So lightly and quick time I knew him away, and
it's not me saying wal bundle and heard from his
head to his foot old handle was covered.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
With hatches, And sudden I drew in my head and
was turning around.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
With down your naby came with a bar.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
His eyes holly triple, his simple, how married. His cheeks
were like gloses, his.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Mouse like a cherry.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
He's so little mouse kind up like a boat.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
In the in the bed on his chin, like a
fight as the.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Snow the stumble little time.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
He held hide and.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Spoke around around his.
Speaker 11 (25:44):
Head like a reason.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
He was chumming and fuming all right, jolly old Johnny
old album sad laugh Tada laughed, had laugh at a
time in fide. He had a broad face and wading
round belly. That should filly lad won michaebold for jelly, hope, hope.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
He gave me a week of his life and the
fleas on his men.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
But Chuckland smiled.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
I knew all the while I had nothing to drink.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his word.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
And fill all the stocking an.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Then turned with a jerk, then laying.
Speaker 12 (26:33):
A fa on the side of his nose and giving
a nod of the chimney, he sprank his lavezzy a
ptall hand away the old blood.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
I'm a bissole, but I will give it slame and.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
A Christmas door.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
And go.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Ev game.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Night after Christmas.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
And all.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
The creature is story body.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
Even the present us gathered and walking I see.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
And Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Will come again for.
Speaker 12 (27:55):
Chill my nest one, every little man, mothers of sugar plum,
that's in there, we.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Little, oh my curte.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
And my.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
My sad.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Alight, did you have me?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Most of you have brothers and fathers and sons, yes,
and maybe daughters in the service here and overseas.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Can you write to the next Please tell 'em they
have the sincere and heartfelt wishes for a speedy and
safe return and a merry Christmas. From and Molly, good night,
good night all
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