September 4, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Johnson Whack Program with Fever McGhee and Molly. The
makers of Johnson's Whack, Johnson's Carne and Johnson's Stilf Polishing
Blow Code present Fever McGee AND's Molly, written by Don
Quinn with music by The King's Fan and Tilly Neils Orchestra.
(00:49):
In three days, your opportunity for making good resolutions will
be here again. Well, if you're anything like me, you've
got plenty of material to work on. You probably don't
need any suggestions, but I refrain from tossing one at
you for the benefit of any of you ladies who
have yet learned how much work you can save by
adopting the wax housekeeping method. I believe I've demonstrated before
(01:10):
how Johnson's Wax is more than a product. It's a
labor saving way of keeping house. By regular applications of
Johnson's Wax to your floors, furniture and woodwork, and many
other surfaces too, you not only protect them against wear,
but you keep your house cleaner all year. Save yourself
work in the bargain, and add beauty to every room.
Use Johnson's wax on your leather goods, windowsills, Venetian blinds,
(01:33):
your picture frames, ornaments and irons, your refrigerator and pantry shells.
So may I suggest that you resolve now to save
yourself unnecessary work during nineteen forty four by adopting the
Johnson's Wax housekeeping metal. The Chinese and admirable people celebrate
(02:10):
the advent of the new year by paying up old
bills and settling various obligations. Maybe that's why gun Holme McGhee,
the old Mandarin of Wistful Vista, has been dashing around
all morning, returning properties, paying bills, and doing other strange things.
Possibly his odd activities will be explained as we meet
Pepper McGhee and Mollie.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Let's see returned Doc Gamble's cribbage board. Paid my bill
at the shoe shine stand.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Didn't get a new pain for the basement window. Hey, mommy,
I'll be right back. I gotta go right down to
hardware store.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Wait a minute, calm down. Hardware stores closed today for inventories.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I've gun no that that was it too, You bet
what I was supposed to do today? Look you see
this ribbon on my little fingers?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, I noticed that all morning, but he gives you
a new pinky for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No, that's all there to remind me to do something.
And I'm dog gone if I know what it is.
So I've been doing everything I should have done for
the last year. I fixed your vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh, good for you. That's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's right here, right here here, I'll switch it on.
See see works like a charm.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Can't you pick yourself? Works like a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I got that chug chug chug out of it, didn't I?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, but you left in the streak and the broom
and the clickety Now all.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The gears are a little worn down. That's all works perfect,
except for one thing. Well, it don't work when you
push it forward. You gotta pull it along behind you.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, I'll pretend it's a little red wagon the Sandy
Claus brought me.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, this is annoying ribbon on my finger to remind
me to do something. And can't remember what it is.
It's motivating, it's what motivating? That's a combination of mortifying
and infuriating. Why can't I remember?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Did you send the piano tuner a check?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh? Hi, Miller, Sure I did with a nasty note too.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
What was that for? He tuned it beautifully, I.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Know, but five bucks seemed like a lot of dough
for having a guy played Johnny one note on that
broken down melodion of ours for.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Half a day.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And I told him so when he done it, And
he says, of what I didn't know about music would
fill Carnegie Hall. And I says, at least I didn't
play the piano with a monkey ranch. He says, I
was so dumb. I thought a string ensemble was a
lynching party. I says, he was so dumb he thought
g major was what the captain said when he got promoted.
(04:36):
One word led to another, So I got in the
last word when I sent the check.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well last enough. Now I think you owe him an apology.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know, before he too met pian it sounded like
somebody playing the bag sides underwalk.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my gosh, I'll bet I know what I was
supposed to do.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Put a new lightbulb on the back part. Do you
know it was so dark out there last night? You
threw the garbage in the cellar window and then went
back in the garage instead of the house, hollering the
somebody had stolen the back steps.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I fixed that light bulb this morning before I returned
to Willcox's step.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Letter.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But that isn't what I meant. I meant Fred Nipney,
Fred Nipney, Yeah, I owe him a letter. You heard
me speak of old Fred Nitney from star Rock, Illinois.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh, indeed I have deary. He creeps through your conversation
like a cantroical ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Ah, good old Fred. There was a pal saved my
life once to Yeah, And when a guy saves a
guy's life, a.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Guy, I never forgets it how he saved your life.
Remember our old Boto elector.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We used to flow the Indian clubs at each other.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yes, you demonstrated that to me once it broke the
dining room wind and knocked the milkman unconscious.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, I hollered hoop before I threw it.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I help it if he never saw a vaudeville show anyway. Once,
when I an old Fred was playing the Palace Theater
in Potoski, Michigan.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
All the big time.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Huh, just fill him a split leave, spoke Anne Washington, Potoski, Michigan. Anyway,
Fred was kind of near side to see bad case
of a prigmatism, well, sir, by a mistake. One night
he put on a pair of the stage hands eyeglasses
by mistake, and the stage hand had a string of
fism too, even worse than predead. See, so I looked
like I was standing right in front of him instead
(06:12):
of twenty feet away on account of business instrumatism.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That was an interesting situation.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It was froth with terris, it was closed, it was
frought with peril literary expression meaning my neck was out
a mile. Well sir, thinking I was right there in
front of him, he just handed me the Indian pucks
instead of throwing them, and naturally they just fell onto
the stage. Got a terrific laugh, and we kept it
in the act.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You have it?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Had he save your life? My gush?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Can't you see if he'd have thrown him at me
and he'd have killed me? I didn't see what he
was doing on account of that sun? Where's my found's
fand I hold fred a letter pistol, I'll gonnet who's that?
I don't want to be interrupted when I got so
much to do, even if I can't even remember what
it was I was for.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Let me see, Oh, it's mister Wellington from the Vju theater.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh that guy, the poor man sam Go. He gives
me a spasm.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
In the clavic. Now he's a nice educated ma'am.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Mister he's a darn refine. You could sprinkle him on
your old meal. Only I wouldn't care for you.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You never come in. Oh, hello mister Wellington.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Good day missus McGee, you're looking very charming today.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Hello McGhee, you're.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Looking I say, what urgent business has dragged you out
of that black hole of Calcutta. You call a movie.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Theater my friend. In the first place, if you have
ever perused my advertising in the evening papers, you will
returance have noticed that the Vishu is always called and
I quote with Pulvista's own Tarj Mahal of superior cinematic
offerings are veritable and chundent palace of modern screen drama.
And I an thank you, and here's.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
My hat too.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, if you've.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Taken care of the first place, Now what was it
you wanted in the second place?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I wished to inquire if, by any chance, when you
attended my theater last night before the night before last,
it was an overshoe. It might roughly be described as black,
size ten and a half one at the ankle, scuffed
that toe and heeled with your name plainly inscribed an
indelible ink on the inside. In what I would consider
a noteworthy case of false pray.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
You did, McGee? You did? You wondered where you lost
that overshoe?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
My gosh, I did a say I'll bet that's what
this ribbon was on my finger for to remind me
to look for that overshoe. Well, gee, thanks, say gold man,
can you bring it with you?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Friendly?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, you er, you may be claimed the missing doghouse,
if you will pardon the vernacular by calling the Hortam's
bird Body at three forty five West fourteenth Street.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Well, how on earth did she get it, mister Wrington?
Is she wanted your ushers?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Miss Birdbody, on the contrary, is one of my valued patrons.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Missus McGee.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
She is in possession of the article by virtue of
the fact that she was hit solidly on the noggin
by saying, you see, your husband has a deplorable habit
of hanging his feet over the balcony rail.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
My gosh, was she hurt?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sake?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
She was not.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I must report colder than an iceman's tongs. I would
therefore suggest, my friend, that, in case you intend to
retrieve the footwear, you first paved the way by a
note of apology, an order of cut flowers, and a
few telephone calls, thus avoiding the legal action which I
am sure she is prepared to incy yea thank you. No,
(09:30):
I'll close the door myself.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Thank you for.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
That mysterious niggie. You might have an uply lawsuit on
your hand.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'll run right down an order some flower sent to
her right away with a note of apology. Where's my head?
Oh yeah, right here in the hall.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh maybe that is what you forgot through? Remember to
clean out the hall class.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I wonder if I.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Don't know that the Awkard guy had blue Sky.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Sat there.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I got the hall clouds that cleaned out Molly. That
was what I got that ribbon on my finger to
remind me of if I've done it, Only I don't
think it was that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Well.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
How about seeing miss hortense bird body about your overshoe.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I've decided to let her keep it for the scrap drive.
There was five pounds of rubber in that thing.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
When you still owre an apology, I'll call.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Her up, give me the phone, dear, thanks hello operator,
give me the residence of miss hortense bird body at
three four feet sake? Is that humored?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh? Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Ever those thing marks?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Mart Man lost a beautiful big Afghan?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh? How terrible did she knitted herself?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
She was engaged to him and he went back to
Afghanis standard?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Are okay?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Thanks? Anyway? She says, there's no number listed for a
hortense bird body. Well that let's me out.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Not necessarily, she can still sue you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'll take a chance. Let him sue me. I'll plead
next prosseias fort him what. I don't know. If they
won't either, I'll gain three weeks till they try to
look it up. I wish I could remember what I'd
have done was I supposed to do if I had
this string on my finger? Well? Not?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Let me think a minute, me too. Did you take
those Rendall books back to Kramer's drug store?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, sir, I did. On the way back from returning
Wilcox's step ladder, I told Kramer they were two of
the worst mystery stories I ever read.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh, I don't know. The body in the bass drum
was very entertaining.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I thought, hmm, bah, I knew who did it after
I read three pages from which am What do you
mean from which hands? You think i'd peek in the
back of the book to see who done it? Yes, well,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, and Jesus don't criticize me.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I never did it for the first Hello, my intruding,
not at all, mister Wheeltox.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Come right in hiright, Junior at a new Christmas next
tie you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You can't even see my neck. Guy, I've got my
muffler over.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's why I thought it must be a Christmas tie. Well,
what's on your mind? All dark and commercials?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, I just want to thank you for bringing my
step ladder back.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, oh, he's been returning Barrod articles all day, mister Wilcock.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Incidentally, Junior, you got chipped on that step ladder. You
know that. I no sooner stepped on it than three
rungs busted and it spraddled.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Out like a hurdle jumper. It was all right when
I bought a jump. You had it so long it's
rotted away.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
They Yeah, whom did you bar that ladder last summer?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think it was the last sprink It was neither one.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I loaned it to you originally so you couldtach the
top of your car because you were driving to the
World Fair in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Which one, mister Wilco, What do you mean, which one?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Why?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That was only in nineteen thirty or something?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Sure, sure, only ten years ago. That was about the
time I first met you folks, remember, yes, and started
telling people about Johnson's self polishing glocals, the wonderful finish fallingoleum,
the giants as.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
It drives any days. It is almost ten years, did it?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And you haven't changed hardly at all of it?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You? Nope, neither. His glocals still the finest protection money
can buy, to keep thrillanolium floor coverings protected against dust
and dampness, and to restore the real beauty of the
color and pattern. Oh yes, it's been a great association, kids,
a great association.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yes, we think so too, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm sure has Junior. You've got a little less pepper
in your personality, a little more solve than your hair.
But we're still the same old racing shifter.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, I'll tell you you will never know how much
I well, how much this this thing has meant to me.
I I want you to know that. Let me take
that handkerchief, will your palos?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Are you that sentimental about it?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Mister Wilcox about this handkerchief? Yes, it's won my sister embroidered,
and this magpye you married borrowed it from me two
years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Of all a hopem, Why didn't he just ask for
the handkerchief. I'd give him this to him. He didn't
have to ham it up like that.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well, I thought it was a pretty good act myself.
Has he ever had any movie offers?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, two of 'em. He sat in a woman's lap
by mistaking a movie one night, and her husband offered
to poke him in the nose. And he saw how
big Wilcox wasn't offered an apology.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Say you look, McGee, can't you take that silly red
ribbon off? Your finger down? Why don't you sit down? Relax?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You must be tired, tired. I had to shorten my
suspenders to keep myself standing up.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, the only thing I can think of that you
haven't done is fix that clock in our bedroom. You know,
the one that Am Sarah gave us for a wedding.
Preson you mean that.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Margot Venus with the clock in her stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I can't fix that.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, I don't know. I just see who this embarrasses me.
Every time I start toward her with a pair of flyers.
I feel like Doctor Kildare. Besides, I don't you, Oh, for.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Goodness sake, here Alice Darling, Hello, dear, Hello missus McGhee. Hello,
mister McGhee.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Did I get a Christmas carter phone call from Paul Paul?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Not Paul Bunyan, the owner of Baths the Blue Eyed
Ox forty accentals between the eyes.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
No, this is a fellow by the name of Paul,
which he worked at the next bench to me at
the airplane plan And is he ever a good looking man?
My dear?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Well, you really go for a Dallas?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
All the girls go for him? Missus niggie.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
He's been whistled at more than a downtown grade crossing.
He's got Ronald Collan's eyes, and Carrie Grant's chin, and
Clark gave Les personality and my blow torch which he
forgot to give back last week.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Why have you suppose he ignored you? This Christmas kid?
Did his passion cool? When the blow torch went out.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Well, I suppose really it was on account of we
had a little difference of opinion last week.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I said he was a rat and he said he wasn't. Well. Uh,
just what instigated his tender little exchange of personality? Daala, Well,
he stopped in a drug store to make a phone call.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
He was expecting an answer, so he asked me to
sit in the telephone booth and keep it for him
til he got back. And he was gone for an
hour and a half. And believe me, I was so
tired from.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
That little wooden stool.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I walked three blocks in a sitting down position, and
that's when I called.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Him a rat?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Or had he been all that time playing pool? No?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
No, he went to a newsreal theater because he said
drugstores make him nervous because when he was a child,
somebody put an ice cream cone down his back. Oh
but that wasn't what made me so.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Nad What did Alice? Well, it was while I was
walking all.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Bent over on account of being in the phone go
so long, and Paul said, do you have to do that?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Stoopid jeepers?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I wish he'd call me or something, so.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I get it seventy nine. Wis so this to Mila
mcgee' seaking?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Oh yes she's right here. Oh who's calling? Please? Oh
as it's all it is.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh thank you, Hello Paul, This is Alice, and I
still think you're a rat.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yes, missus McGee. It's been a beautiful Christmas.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
And I got some perfume and some books and a
new life.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The King's plan. I had only twelve ball dropping montill Christmas, well.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
More shopping monster of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Still I'm want to pine if.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Time is siscim Next year I must spend the dime.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Only ain't more shopping punts of Christmas tea that comes along.
I am sending up card this year.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Then I can go wrong. I'll have to buy one
little person for it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Can wait about us tattoo f caploos. You'll got four
more shopping most of Christmas seabot, it's the fort and
see ninety days. That's not bad. Still got any more?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Take your time?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Take your time? What's the rush about?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Something hurry and something that worrying hurrying worries out.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
All you gotta do is make doubleist decide.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I want the pace of pay all hi and the
bother and the ladder in the father on the done
before Christmas.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Day, fust me.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I'll be ready and.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Sally can let me. You'll say it the closa again.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
On the Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Only ten
more shopping days.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Of Christmas, Pedibal Bye trees must.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Come that Mr Case, and she'll be mad at me.
Only three more shopping days of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Lots of days of five should have started, a.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Week to go all the time of five, almost forgot
to get that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Spring my faith on Junior? Where is my shopping list?
Platonian Michael and press Allia Poni a cyclist. Hear me
call it satapha I n germs because there's only two
shopping days of Christmas. Now it's almost here. If I'm
seeing a singer.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
High comes to stealing up here inside now, it's sorry
that Christmas high comes first.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
One we see everybody?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And I? Let's see a sixth the vacuum cleaner. I
took back the books. I returned to Wilcox's step Letterer for.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Goodness takes McGee stop worrying? Will you've done more work
around here today than you have in the last five
years'll gun it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I still don't know why I got this ribbon on
my finger. It must have been something I wanted to
do first thing today, and I don't feel that I
have done.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
You paid the gas bill, deary, and the.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Phone bill in my personal account at the shoe sign stand.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well, that's all I can think of. Unless you forgot
to patch that wallpaper in the hall upstairs.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'd done that the minute I got back from returning
Wilcox's step ladder. And believe me, that yellow chrysanthemum design
is pretty tough to match up too.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did you find any paper to match it? It's been
on that for eight years.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Match exactly. I had to use some we had left
over from paper in the dining room.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yes, but that's the running design of a hunting scene.
Horses jumping over fencers.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. You never saw
a horse jumping over at chris Anthemum. Take a look upstairs.
That's one of the most unusual. I wish people couldn't
bothering us till I remember what I got this ribbon
tied on my finger, for it's exactrocating that's come in.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh, hello, doctor Gamble, Hello, missus McGhee.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Hello McGhee, Hi, hippocrat.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
If you are referring to the father of medicine, McGee,
it's pronounced hypocrisy.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And if I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
No boys, no, let's get start on one of those arguments.
It's too near after Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yes it is, missus McGee, and I just stopped into it. Well, hell,
why the hair ribbon on the digit? My boy gonna
flag down a train or something.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
That's remind him to do something? Doctor, to do?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Dog gone it? That's just it.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I can't remember what he's.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Been working like a dog around here today, Doctor six things,
returned things, and paid bills and just generally warn himself
to another.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And I still don't feel like I've done what this
ribbon was supposed to adore her remind me of to
have done.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You you say you've paid all your bills?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yes, he as doctor.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No he hasn't, dear, And who haven't I paid?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Why?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Me?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh? Heavenly gosh, sorry, docy, you completely slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's all right. Everybody paid the doctor's bill when it
was due.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
The doctor could get.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Some nice new instruments and pay his rent and buy
some medical books and get more up to date things,
and we wouldn't want that to happen.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Woodwave, our wood wave.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Pay the man right now, meghee? Do you have to
know the moth actor?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
By an odd coincidence?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Missus McGee, I have a copy of.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
The bill right here.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Odd coincidence, my clavicle. You were probably gonna come over
here and beat on the door till the door got
shook out of my piggybank.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, how much.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Bandage? Bandits?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Twenty three dollars? That's very reasonable. Reasonable? Why for twenty
three bucks I could jack up my ankles and get
a whole new body.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Of all the pill settling piracy I ever heard of.
This takes the silver mounted sweeping tablets. It's twenty three
What did you see the last time you look down
my throato diamond mine?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Stop shouting, McGee.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
You know very well you call me over here every
time you.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Mistake glut me for hot trouble. Of course, if you'd
like to go on my charity list.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
We don't want anything of the kind hearity list.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
She says.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Ah, the last time you treated a case for free,
it was because your dog knowsed it wrong.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
The word.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
The word, McGee, is diagnosed in your case, it's dog
knows you big air Dale.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Now I look here, mcgie.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I'm a very patient man, as any doctor would be
who waited for you to pay a bill. But if
I have to take any more of your silly hordell,
I'll forget my ethics and spread your septim all over
your unclassic profile.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Oh yeah, well you leave my septim out of this.
Why I could stand on a basketball.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And bounce you around like a yo yo, you don't
say just because you carry a little.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Glove under your belt. Don't get the idea of Charles Atlas.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Why know every alleged.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Muscle in your miserable little chassis, McGee, And you haven't.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Got the stamina of yesterday's spaghetti.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Is up?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So why now listen here?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's enough, No, it's enough. Stop, But I won't have
another word. Doctor you left. Excuse me. He's worked so
hard today, he's worn out nearable. The gee, twenty three
dollars is a very fair charge.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh yeah, well, un let him adomatize.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Here's the bill June's third office call taking bowling ball
off thumb.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Three dollars. I remember that, so do I that leaves twenty.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
July fifth house call, emergency, three am, patient terrified, turning
red all over, diagnosis sunburn.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
On McGee, Oh, doctor, twenty three dollars. Here we are, doc.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You don't have to give me a receipt. I trust you.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Isn't that sweet? He trusts me?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I mean, as we'll tell you now McGhee.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
The reason I had this bill with me is that
I was coming over here to tear it up as
a new Year's presence. Your silly ailments have kept.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Me in good humor the whole year.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Good day.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I told you were too tired of me.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I had an old dog flying off a handle like that, though,
just because I've got the phase means I wonder if
that's what I was supposed to remember?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, I said, no, it wasn't. Do you know what
I've got a confession to think. I tied that ribbon
on your finger last night while you were asleep.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You did what for?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Because it was something I wanted you to do for
me Today?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
What did you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Conservation charity begins at home. That's why every piece of
linoleum on every floor in the country should be protected
with the polish that will not only keep it beautiful,
but will make it last longer. The polish I'm referring
to is, of course, Johnson's self Polishing glowcoats. The glow
coat you can give your kitchen and other floors protection
with a minimum of work. Johnson's glow coat is self polishing.
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It needs no rubbing or buffing. You just apply and
let dry. And the regular use of glow coat will
make linoleum last six to ten times longer. So whether
your linoleum is brand new or old, it would pay
you to begin right now to give it regular applications
of easy to use Johnson's self Polishing glowcot for floors
of asphalt tile or rubber tile. Also glow coats is
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the recommended.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Publish Molly, do you realize this is our last show
this year? Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
For goodness sake today Now, I was just talking to
Doc gamb again.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
He says he thought the New Year was going to
mean big things for me. Really, he says, I'm the
progressive type. Says I got the perfect character for the
New Year because I'm real forty four caliber.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Forty four calendar. That's quite a big bore. Isn't it. Yeah,
good night and happy New Year, and good night all.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
The character of mister Wellington heard on the program, which
played by Lasting German. This is Harlow Will johns Lea
can call the makers of Johnson Wax Manager's four Homelands Industry.
Why don't you all be with us again next year?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Good night. The program has done to you from Hollywood.
Is the National Broadcasting Company OH Chicago fifty four WMAQ
The Johnson Whack Program with Fever McGhee and Molly. The
makers of Johnson's Whack, Johnson's Carne and Johnson's Stilf Polishing
Blow Code present Fever McGee AND's Molly, written by Don
Quinn with music by The King's Fan and Tilly Neils Orchestra.
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In three days, your opportunity for making good resolutions will
be here again. Well, if you're anything like me, you've
got plenty of material to work on. You probably don't
need any suggestions, but I refrain from tossing one at
you for the benefit of any of you ladies who
have yet learned how much work you can save by
adopting the wax housekeeping method. I believe I've demonstrated before
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how Johnson's Wax is more than a product. It's a
labor saving way of keeping house. By regular applications of
Johnson's Wax to your floors, furniture and woodwork, and many
other surfaces too, you not only protect them against wear,
but you keep your house cleaner all year. Save yourself
work in the bargain, and add beauty to every room.
Use Johnson's wax on your leather goods, windowsills, Venetian blinds,
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your picture frames, ornaments and irons, your refrigerator and pantry shells.
So may I suggest that you resolve now to save
yourself unnecessary work during nineteen forty four by adopting the
Johnson's Wax housekeeping metal. The Chinese and admirable people celebrate
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the advent of the new year by paying up old
bills and settling various obligations. Maybe that's why gun Holme McGhee,
the old Mandarin of Wistful Vista, has been dashing around
all morning, returning properties, paying bills, and doing other strange things.
Possibly his odd activities will be explained as we meet
Pepper McGhee and Mollie.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Let's see returned Doc Gamble's cribbage board. Paid my bill
at the shoe shine stand.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Didn't get a new pain for the basement window. Hey, mommy,
I'll be right back. I gotta go right down to
hardware store.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Wait a minute, calm down. Hardware stores closed today for inventories.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I've gun no that that was it too, You bet
what I was supposed to do today? Look you see
this ribbon on my little fingers?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, I noticed that all morning, but he gives you
a new pinky for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No, that's all there to remind me to do something.
And I'm dog gone if I know what it is.
So I've been doing everything I should have done for
the last year. I fixed your vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh, good for you. That's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's right here, right here here, I'll switch it on.
See see works like a charm.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Can't you pick yourself? Works like a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I got that chug chug chug out of it, didn't I?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, but you left in the streak and the broom
and the clickety Now all.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The gears are a little worn down. That's all works perfect,
except for one thing. Well, it don't work when you
push it forward. You gotta pull it along behind you.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, I'll pretend it's a little red wagon the Sandy
Claus brought me.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, this is annoying ribbon on my finger to remind
me to do something. And can't remember what it is.
It's motivating, it's what motivating? That's a combination of mortifying
and infuriating. Why can't I remember?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Did you send the piano tuner a check?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh? Hi, Miller, Sure I did with a nasty note too.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
What was that for? He tuned it beautifully, I.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Know, but five bucks seemed like a lot of dough
for having a guy played Johnny one note on that
broken down melodion of ours for.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Half a day.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And I told him so when he done it, And
he says, of what I didn't know about music would
fill Carnegie Hall. And I says, at least I didn't
play the piano with a monkey ranch. He says, I
was so dumb. I thought a string ensemble was a
lynching party. I says, he was so dumb he thought
g major was what the captain said when he got promoted.
(04:36):
One word led to another, So I got in the
last word when I sent the check.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well last enough. Now I think you owe him an apology.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know, before he too met pian it sounded like
somebody playing the bag sides underwalk.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my gosh, I'll bet I know what I was
supposed to do.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Put a new lightbulb on the back part. Do you
know it was so dark out there last night? You
threw the garbage in the cellar window and then went
back in the garage instead of the house, hollering the
somebody had stolen the back steps.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I fixed that light bulb this morning before I returned
to Willcox's step.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Letter.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But that isn't what I meant. I meant Fred Nipney,
Fred Nipney, Yeah, I owe him a letter. You heard
me speak of old Fred Nitney from star Rock, Illinois.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh, indeed I have deary. He creeps through your conversation
like a cantroical ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Ah, good old Fred. There was a pal saved my
life once to Yeah, And when a guy saves a
guy's life, a.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Guy, I never forgets it how he saved your life.
Remember our old Boto elector.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We used to flow the Indian clubs at each other.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yes, you demonstrated that to me once it broke the
dining room wind and knocked the milkman unconscious.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, I hollered hoop before I threw it.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I help it if he never saw a vaudeville show anyway. Once,
when I an old Fred was playing the Palace Theater
in Potoski, Michigan.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
All the big time.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Huh, just fill him a split leave, spoke Anne Washington, Potoski, Michigan. Anyway,
Fred was kind of near side to see bad case
of a prigmatism, well, sir, by a mistake. One night
he put on a pair of the stage hands eyeglasses
by mistake, and the stage hand had a string of
fism too, even worse than predead. See, so I looked
like I was standing right in front of him instead
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of twenty feet away on account of business instrumatism.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That was an interesting situation.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It was froth with terris, it was closed, it was
frought with peril literary expression meaning my neck was out
a mile. Well sir, thinking I was right there in
front of him, he just handed me the Indian pucks
instead of throwing them, and naturally they just fell onto
the stage. Got a terrific laugh, and we kept it
in the act.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You have it?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Had he save your life? My gush?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Can't you see if he'd have thrown him at me
and he'd have killed me? I didn't see what he
was doing on account of that sun? Where's my found's
fand I hold fred a letter pistol, I'll gonnet who's that?
I don't want to be interrupted when I got so
much to do, even if I can't even remember what
it was I was for.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Let me see, Oh, it's mister Wellington from the Vju theater.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh that guy, the poor man sam Go. He gives
me a spasm.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
In the clavic. Now he's a nice educated ma'am.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Mister he's a darn refine. You could sprinkle him on
your old meal. Only I wouldn't care for you.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You never come in. Oh, hello mister Wellington.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Good day missus McGee, you're looking very charming today.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Hello McGhee, you're.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Looking I say, what urgent business has dragged you out
of that black hole of Calcutta. You call a movie.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Theater my friend. In the first place, if you have
ever perused my advertising in the evening papers, you will
returance have noticed that the Vishu is always called and
I quote with Pulvista's own Tarj Mahal of superior cinematic
offerings are veritable and chundent palace of modern screen drama.
And I an thank you, and here's.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
My hat too.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, if you've.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Taken care of the first place, Now what was it
you wanted in the second place?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I wished to inquire if, by any chance, when you
attended my theater last night before the night before last,
it was an overshoe. It might roughly be described as black,
size ten and a half one at the ankle, scuffed
that toe and heeled with your name plainly inscribed an
indelible ink on the inside. In what I would consider
a noteworthy case of false pray.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
You did, McGee? You did? You wondered where you lost
that overshoe?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
My gosh, I did a say I'll bet that's what
this ribbon was on my finger for to remind me
to look for that overshoe. Well, gee, thanks, say gold man,
can you bring it with you?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Friendly?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, you er, you may be claimed the missing doghouse,
if you will pardon the vernacular by calling the Hortam's
bird Body at three forty five West fourteenth Street.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Well, how on earth did she get it, mister Wrington?
Is she wanted your ushers?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Miss Birdbody, on the contrary, is one of my valued patrons.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Missus McGee.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
She is in possession of the article by virtue of
the fact that she was hit solidly on the noggin
by saying, you see, your husband has a deplorable habit
of hanging his feet over the balcony rail.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
My gosh, was she hurt?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sake?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
She was not.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I must report colder than an iceman's tongs. I would
therefore suggest, my friend, that, in case you intend to
retrieve the footwear, you first paved the way by a
note of apology, an order of cut flowers, and a
few telephone calls, thus avoiding the legal action which I
am sure she is prepared to incy yea thank you. No,
(09:30):
I'll close the door myself.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Thank you for.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
That mysterious niggie. You might have an uply lawsuit on
your hand.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'll run right down an order some flower sent to
her right away with a note of apology. Where's my head?
Oh yeah, right here in the hall.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh maybe that is what you forgot through? Remember to
clean out the hall class.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I wonder if I.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Don't know that the Awkard guy had blue Sky.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Sat there.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I got the hall clouds that cleaned out Molly. That
was what I got that ribbon on my finger to
remind me of if I've done it, Only I don't
think it was that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Well.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
How about seeing miss hortense bird body about your overshoe.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I've decided to let her keep it for the scrap drive.
There was five pounds of rubber in that thing.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
When you still owre an apology, I'll call.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Her up, give me the phone, dear, thanks hello operator,
give me the residence of miss hortense bird body at
three four feet sake? Is that humored?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh? Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Ever those thing marks?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Mart Man lost a beautiful big Afghan?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh? How terrible did she knitted herself?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
She was engaged to him and he went back to
Afghanis standard?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Are okay?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Thanks? Anyway? She says, there's no number listed for a
hortense bird body. Well that let's me out.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Not necessarily, she can still sue you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'll take a chance. Let him sue me. I'll plead
next prosseias fort him what. I don't know. If they
won't either, I'll gain three weeks till they try to
look it up. I wish I could remember what I'd
have done was I supposed to do if I had
this string on my finger? Well? Not?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Let me think a minute, me too. Did you take
those Rendall books back to Kramer's drug store?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, sir, I did. On the way back from returning
Wilcox's step ladder, I told Kramer they were two of
the worst mystery stories I ever read.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh, I don't know. The body in the bass drum
was very entertaining.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I thought, hmm, bah, I knew who did it after
I read three pages from which am What do you
mean from which hands? You think i'd peek in the
back of the book to see who done it? Yes, well,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, and Jesus don't criticize me.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I never did it for the first Hello, my intruding,
not at all, mister Wheeltox.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Come right in hiright, Junior at a new Christmas next
tie you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You can't even see my neck. Guy, I've got my
muffler over.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's why I thought it must be a Christmas tie. Well,
what's on your mind? All dark and commercials?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, I just want to thank you for bringing my
step ladder back.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, oh, he's been returning Barrod articles all day, mister Wilcock.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Incidentally, Junior, you got chipped on that step ladder. You
know that. I no sooner stepped on it than three
rungs busted and it spraddled.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Out like a hurdle jumper. It was all right when
I bought a jump. You had it so long it's
rotted away.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
They Yeah, whom did you bar that ladder last summer?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think it was the last sprink It was neither one.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I loaned it to you originally so you couldtach the
top of your car because you were driving to the
World Fair in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Which one, mister Wilco, What do you mean, which one?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Why?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That was only in nineteen thirty or something?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Sure, sure, only ten years ago. That was about the
time I first met you folks, remember, yes, and started
telling people about Johnson's self polishing glocals, the wonderful finish fallingoleum,
the giants as.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
It drives any days. It is almost ten years, did it?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And you haven't changed hardly at all of it?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You? Nope, neither. His glocals still the finest protection money
can buy, to keep thrillanolium floor coverings protected against dust
and dampness, and to restore the real beauty of the
color and pattern. Oh yes, it's been a great association, kids,
a great association.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yes, we think so too, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm sure has Junior. You've got a little less pepper
in your personality, a little more solve than your hair.
But we're still the same old racing shifter.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, I'll tell you you will never know how much
I well, how much this this thing has meant to me.
I I want you to know that. Let me take
that handkerchief, will your palos?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Are you that sentimental about it?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Mister Wilcox about this handkerchief? Yes, it's won my sister embroidered,
and this magpye you married borrowed it from me two
years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Of all a hopem, Why didn't he just ask for
the handkerchief. I'd give him this to him. He didn't
have to ham it up like that.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well, I thought it was a pretty good act myself.
Has he ever had any movie offers?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, two of 'em. He sat in a woman's lap
by mistaking a movie one night, and her husband offered
to poke him in the nose. And he saw how
big Wilcox wasn't offered an apology.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Say you look, McGee, can't you take that silly red
ribbon off? Your finger down? Why don't you sit down? Relax?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You must be tired, tired. I had to shorten my
suspenders to keep myself standing up.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, the only thing I can think of that you
haven't done is fix that clock in our bedroom. You know,
the one that Am Sarah gave us for a wedding.
Preson you mean that.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Margot Venus with the clock in her stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I can't fix that.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, I don't know. I just see who this embarrasses me.
Every time I start toward her with a pair of flyers.
I feel like Doctor Kildare. Besides, I don't you, Oh, for.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Goodness sake, here Alice Darling, Hello, dear, Hello missus McGhee. Hello,
mister McGhee.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Did I get a Christmas carter phone call from Paul Paul?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Not Paul Bunyan, the owner of Baths the Blue Eyed
Ox forty accentals between the eyes.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
No, this is a fellow by the name of Paul,
which he worked at the next bench to me at
the airplane plan And is he ever a good looking man?
My dear?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Well, you really go for a Dallas?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
All the girls go for him? Missus niggie.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
He's been whistled at more than a downtown grade crossing.
He's got Ronald Collan's eyes, and Carrie Grant's chin, and
Clark gave Les personality and my blow torch which he
forgot to give back last week.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Why have you suppose he ignored you? This Christmas kid?
Did his passion cool? When the blow torch went out.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Well, I suppose really it was on account of we
had a little difference of opinion last week.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I said he was a rat and he said he wasn't. Well. Uh,
just what instigated his tender little exchange of personality? Daala, Well,
he stopped in a drug store to make a phone call.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
He was expecting an answer, so he asked me to
sit in the telephone booth and keep it for him
til he got back. And he was gone for an
hour and a half. And believe me, I was so
tired from.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
That little wooden stool.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I walked three blocks in a sitting down position, and
that's when I called.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Him a rat?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Or had he been all that time playing pool? No?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
No, he went to a newsreal theater because he said
drugstores make him nervous because when he was a child,
somebody put an ice cream cone down his back. Oh
but that wasn't what made me so.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Nad What did Alice? Well, it was while I was
walking all.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Bent over on account of being in the phone go
so long, and Paul said, do you have to do that?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Stoopid jeepers?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I wish he'd call me or something, so.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I get it seventy nine. Wis so this to Mila
mcgee' seaking?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Oh yes she's right here. Oh who's calling? Please? Oh
as it's all it is.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh thank you, Hello Paul, This is Alice, and I
still think you're a rat.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yes, missus McGee. It's been a beautiful Christmas.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
And I got some perfume and some books and a
new life.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The King's plan. I had only twelve ball dropping montill Christmas, well.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
More shopping monster of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Still I'm want to pine if.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Time is siscim Next year I must spend the dime.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Only ain't more shopping punts of Christmas tea that comes along.
I am sending up card this year.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Then I can go wrong. I'll have to buy one
little person for it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Can wait about us tattoo f caploos. You'll got four
more shopping most of Christmas seabot, it's the fort and
see ninety days. That's not bad. Still got any more?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Take your time?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Take your time? What's the rush about?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Something hurry and something that worrying hurrying worries out.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
All you gotta do is make doubleist decide.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I want the pace of pay all hi and the
bother and the ladder in the father on the done
before Christmas.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Day, fust me.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I'll be ready and.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Sally can let me. You'll say it the closa again.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
On the Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Only ten
more shopping days.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Of Christmas, Pedibal Bye trees must.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Come that Mr Case, and she'll be mad at me.
Only three more shopping days of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Lots of days of five should have started, a.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Week to go all the time of five, almost forgot
to get that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Spring my faith on Junior? Where is my shopping list?
Platonian Michael and press Allia Poni a cyclist. Hear me
call it satapha I n germs because there's only two
shopping days of Christmas. Now it's almost here. If I'm
seeing a singer.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
High comes to stealing up here inside now, it's sorry
that Christmas high comes first.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
One we see everybody?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And I? Let's see a sixth the vacuum cleaner. I
took back the books. I returned to Wilcox's step Letterer for.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Goodness takes McGee stop worrying? Will you've done more work
around here today than you have in the last five
years'll gun it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I still don't know why I got this ribbon on
my finger. It must have been something I wanted to
do first thing today, and I don't feel that I
have done.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
You paid the gas bill, deary, and the.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Phone bill in my personal account at the shoe sign stand.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well, that's all I can think of. Unless you forgot
to patch that wallpaper in the hall upstairs.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'd done that the minute I got back from returning
Wilcox's step ladder. And believe me, that yellow chrysanthemum design
is pretty tough to match up too.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did you find any paper to match it? It's been
on that for eight years.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Match exactly. I had to use some we had left
over from paper in the dining room.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yes, but that's the running design of a hunting scene.
Horses jumping over fencers.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. You never saw
a horse jumping over at chris Anthemum. Take a look upstairs.
That's one of the most unusual. I wish people couldn't
bothering us till I remember what I got this ribbon
tied on my finger, for it's exactrocating that's come in.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh, hello, doctor Gamble, Hello, missus McGhee.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Hello McGhee, Hi, hippocrat.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
If you are referring to the father of medicine, McGee,
it's pronounced hypocrisy.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And if I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
No boys, no, let's get start on one of those arguments.
It's too near after Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yes it is, missus McGee, and I just stopped into it. Well, hell,
why the hair ribbon on the digit? My boy gonna
flag down a train or something.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
That's remind him to do something? Doctor, to do?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Dog gone it? That's just it.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I can't remember what he's.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Been working like a dog around here today, Doctor six things,
returned things, and paid bills and just generally warn himself
to another.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And I still don't feel like I've done what this
ribbon was supposed to adore her remind me of to
have done.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You you say you've paid all your bills?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yes, he as doctor.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No he hasn't, dear, And who haven't I paid?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Why?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Me?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh? Heavenly gosh, sorry, docy, you completely slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's all right. Everybody paid the doctor's bill when it
was due.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
The doctor could get.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Some nice new instruments and pay his rent and buy
some medical books and get more up to date things,
and we wouldn't want that to happen.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Woodwave, our wood wave.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Pay the man right now, meghee? Do you have to
know the moth actor?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
By an odd coincidence?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Missus McGee, I have a copy of.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
The bill right here.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Odd coincidence, my clavicle. You were probably gonna come over
here and beat on the door till the door got
shook out of my piggybank.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, how much.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Bandage? Bandits?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Twenty three dollars? That's very reasonable. Reasonable? Why for twenty
three bucks I could jack up my ankles and get
a whole new body.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Of all the pill settling piracy I ever heard of.
This takes the silver mounted sweeping tablets. It's twenty three
What did you see the last time you look down
my throato diamond mine?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Stop shouting, McGee.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
You know very well you call me over here every
time you.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Mistake glut me for hot trouble. Of course, if you'd
like to go on my charity list.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
We don't want anything of the kind hearity list.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
She says.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Ah, the last time you treated a case for free,
it was because your dog knowsed it wrong.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
The word.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
The word, McGee, is diagnosed in your case, it's dog
knows you big air Dale.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Now I look here, mcgie.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I'm a very patient man, as any doctor would be
who waited for you to pay a bill. But if
I have to take any more of your silly hordell,
I'll forget my ethics and spread your septim all over
your unclassic profile.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Oh yeah, well you leave my septim out of this.
Why I could stand on a basketball.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And bounce you around like a yo yo, you don't
say just because you carry a little.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Glove under your belt. Don't get the idea of Charles Atlas.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Why know every alleged.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Muscle in your miserable little chassis, McGee, And you haven't.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Got the stamina of yesterday's spaghetti.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Is up?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So why now listen here?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's enough, No, it's enough. Stop, But I won't have
another word. Doctor you left. Excuse me. He's worked so
hard today, he's worn out nearable. The gee, twenty three
dollars is a very fair charge.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh yeah, well, un let him adomatize.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Here's the bill June's third office call taking bowling ball
off thumb.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Three dollars. I remember that, so do I that leaves twenty.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
July fifth house call, emergency, three am, patient terrified, turning
red all over, diagnosis sunburn.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
On McGee, Oh, doctor, twenty three dollars. Here we are, doc.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You don't have to give me a receipt. I trust you.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Isn't that sweet? He trusts me?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I mean, as we'll tell you now McGhee.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
The reason I had this bill with me is that
I was coming over here to tear it up as
a new Year's presence. Your silly ailments have kept.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Me in good humor the whole year.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Good day.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I told you were too tired of me.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I had an old dog flying off a handle like that, though,
just because I've got the phase means I wonder if
that's what I was supposed to remember?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, I said, no, it wasn't. Do you know what
I've got a confession to think. I tied that ribbon
on your finger last night while you were asleep.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You did what for?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Because it was something I wanted you to do for
me Today?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
What did you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
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with a minimum of work. Johnson's glow coat is self polishing.
(27:20):
It needs no rubbing or buffing. You just apply and
let dry. And the regular use of glow coat will
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(27:43):
the recommended.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Publish Molly, do you realize this is our last show
this year? Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
For goodness sake today Now, I was just talking to
Doc gamb again.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
He says he thought the New Year was going to
mean big things for me. Really, he says, I'm the
progressive type. Says I got the perfect character for the
New Year because I'm real forty four caliber.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Forty four calendar. That's quite a big bore. Isn't it. Yeah,
good night and happy New Year, and good night all.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
The character of mister Wellington heard on the program, which
played by Lasting German. This is Harlow Will johns Lea
can call the makers of Johnson Wax Manager's four Homelands Industry.
Why don't you all be with us again next year?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Good night. The program has done to you from Hollywood.
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