August 14, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Johnson's Wax program with Fiber McGhee and Mollie, The
makers of Johnson's Wax product for home and industry, presents
Shipper mcgein Molly with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon on the
Q Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
And me Hollow Wiltox.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The strip is by Don Quinn and Phill Leslie. Music
by the Kingsmen and.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Billy Mills Orchestra.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
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Speaker 1 (00:46):
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Speaker 2 (01:23):
Of the home, right right all.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
If missus McGee hadn't let mister McGee rummage through those
old papers in the attics, he wouldn't have come running
downstairs with an old recipe for fruitcake in his hand
and an eager gleam in his eyes. But she did,
and he did, and she's fighting a losing battle right
now as we join Fipper.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
McGee and Malley.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Listen, Darling, Now, making a fruitcake is a very complicated business,
if you must have one with meat bake.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh complicated, my classicals. Millions of people are making fruitcakes,
and I must be as smart as some of them.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, now, don't confuse smartness with experienced sweetheart. Huh A
sea joll isn't very smart, but he doesn't fly around
over Death Valley. I don't know what made me think
of Death Valley unless it's my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
When you get through cooking something, Look, kiddo, I don't
think you quite grasped the significance of this discovery. This
fruitcake recipe I just found up there in the attic
is Aunt Sarah's own private and personal recipe. Don't that
mean anything to you?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes, it does. It means I should have burned it
when she first gave it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
He was.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I told you about Aunt Sarah's fruitcake. Smiley choose to
make them every year, and that's all People talked about
Aunt Sarah's fruitcakes. Everybody raved about him, but she wouldn't
tell anybody how she made him money. Gosh, this thing
is worth money.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Mommy, you're so right.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I give ten dollars myself if you'd never run across it.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh, here's what I'm gonna do, kid, I'm gonna start
off in service. See, just make one take at a
time till I get the hang of the technique to see,
get the thing whip see or vice versa. Then I'll
take orders from a few close friends and let them
sort of spread the word around. See. Then when the
order starts snowballing in small over the nation around the
first of the year or so, I'll probably have to
build a few factories here and there and company. Dear, Yeah,
(03:21):
former company. I'll be executive executive chairman of the ball.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
No, there's someone at the door coming in. Oh hello,
mister old timer.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh the kid.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Hi, old Timer. Hey do you like fruitcake?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Come again, Johnny?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I said you like fruitcake.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I'm gonna make the greatest fruitcake you ever flung a
fangion doing it if you drop in around Christmas.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
I'm glad you brought up Christmas, Johnny. The reason I
stopped in was to tell you kids not.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
To go spend a lot of money on me this year,
like you didn't do last year either.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well, we're not spending much this year, old timer. Personally,
I think Christmas is more for the kids.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Myself, it sure is, and we love it, don't we.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I never will forget Christmas. When I was little, Yeah,
we used.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
To go to the woods and cut our own tree.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Lived in the country, did you Nope, Pittsburgh would slip
right next door.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
They had a great, big place with a lot of
Elmer Greens in the yard.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Evergreens.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Elmer Green was the caretaker, had eight kids.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
You used to say he wished some Christmas his wife
would just give him a good bird dog.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I'll bet you always had fun at Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Hold, yeah, I suppose you always had mistletoe at your house.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Missile toe. I don't remember ever having missile toe. Daughter
had athlete's foot one time.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
No no, no, she means the stuff you put up
to kiss a girl under.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh apair, all.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Sure, skipping.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
I never will forget the time we didn't have a
Christmas tree though. Mama stood top up in the corner
and us kids hung ornaments on him. On your father, yep,
Mama said it was a shame to let him go
to waste when he was all in up. Anyhow, well,
I gotta get downtown kids. I'm gonna ask Sandy Claus
for an air rifle.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Air rifle.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You want to get a lot of use out of
an air rifle. You're always shooting the breeze. Anyhow.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's pretty good, Johnny, But I hate it he did
one fella, says Telorfella.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Say.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He says, I.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Hear about six Republican candidates. I threw their hats in
the ring. That's so, says color Feller. What about the
Democratic candidate?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's easy, he says.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
The first fella, he just tossed tears on a piano.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Hi gouts you mind, glad to get rid of him.
I got work to do. I gotta give this recipe
quick one, so over and get started.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Here. Boy, oh boy, oh boy, just look.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
At this recipe, Molly aunt Sarah's own handwriting.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I've seen it, m M. I think she wrote it
with a quilled pan off a nervous goose.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I can read it now, don't worry. Alln't you gotta
do to read an Sarah's riding is remember that the
tea's always looked like x's, the xes looked like jay's,
and the jays looked like she was playing kick tacksoe
with the hiccups. Fine, now let me see what it says. Now,
let me see it now here and now when I
get the flour and the sugar and the fruit and
all the other gredients on this list ingredients, when they're
all in, we can get greedy.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
And here you are.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Thanks, Hello operator, give me the whistful vista market, Hello market, McGhee,
Send me over a pound of citron, a pound of
orange peel, a pound of lemon peel, pound cherry pounds, walnut,
pound pecans pounds sent found, a nutmeg, found, a sipran.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Let knows me off the joand thanks for good wedding.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
At right, here's the Terrys and the siblings.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yup everything I ordered? Oh congratulations, But that's the first
time you guys ever delivered a whole order here without
six trips.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, sir, I hacked some disorder myself.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Miss McGee all the way over here.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
O, say, your voice is started familiar?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Where did you? Didn't you used to work at the
finance company?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yes, ma'am that's where I work.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Well, he was.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
What are you doing delivering groceries? We repossessed the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Helps kind of hard gift. It seems like we all
want the same thing. What's that wages?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So you took over the store, don't you? Sort of
miss the finance company?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Sometimes I do get gets pretty lonesome when I.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Walk through the festival department and see all them dead
beasts laying there.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Uh did you wanna pay for the grocery?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh, you can just charge him.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
That's what I figured by, Miss McGee.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Goodbye.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Now, let me make this fruitcake recipe out here and
get started for the cake I'm gonna bake. Aunt Sarah's
fruitcakes have always been the talk of the town, and
I'm gonna stick to her recipe like bubblegum to a
ballet slipper. Well, now, let me take a last loving
look at my nice clean kitchen before you start.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It may never look like it's again.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Now let me see it. Now says take a large
mixing bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And break McGain my good mixing bowl.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It says, right here, take a large mixing bowl and break. Oh,
it says, break five eggs in it. I didn't read Barno,
you got more bulls, because I'll need more bulls.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Come in.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Oh, anybody at home?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It's doctor Gamble.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I'm here, doctor, Is anybody home? My god, that's the
kind of a question you'd expect from Macgun, whose IQ
is is low.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Dot low McGee.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
And now are you Molly and doctor?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Nice to see you say? Do you like fruitcake? Doctor?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Is he making it?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I am no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh, I see I just gave up fruitcake retroactive to
last year. Okay, wise guy, Just for that, I'm stratching
you off my list as a customer. That is, I
scratched you off my list as a friend years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Thanks for the scratch.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That's just what I hitched. Well, for your information, Pat,
So this is a famous formula I'm working on here.
I found a famous old family recipe, and Sarah's in
the attic.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
He is hiding behind a front probably, but you'll offer
a bite of your fruitcake.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Go sew up an alligator, your big bridle path.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Bridle path?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Does that mean something?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Certainly that means something. You're not a homeopath or an
osteopath or a neuropath. You're a bridle path. So go
doctor a horse and let me finish my fruitcake. Now,
let me see you chop the tipling find s.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Can't we go in the living room where it's more polite, doctor, No.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Thanks, my dear.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I've got to get all over to the hospital and
see what I can do about.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A patch up job. We've had a terrible thing happen
over there. May spoil our whole Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh I'm sorry, doctor.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yes, one of our clumsy interns fell down three flights
of stairs with our brand new twenty dollars Christmas tree.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Mm.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
The nurse said he's just about ruined it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Heavenly days. What did it do to the interns, Great Scott.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I never thought they asked?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
See spread ze tea spoons and cinemons. Hey, Molly, hand
me the hammer, will you the hammers? Where?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Here? K?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Thanks? I don't be okay, this less is pretty tricky
to nurse.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You joined to my tea spoon?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Well, there's usual level tea spoon of cinnamon. Knock around it,
all our spoons around us. So I got a pound on.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Thee my level, Look, sweetheart, that just means it's a
level of top of it.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Now it's level all over now, Hello, Molly, Hi, pol,
I come in. Hello, Hey, do you like boutcake? Fruitcake?
I love it, pal, that's what he's naked.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh did you say fruitcake?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Now?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh? Oh no, I never eat fruitcake.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I thought you said plum pudding.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Sash your mistake. The words are somewhat similar.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yes, I love plum pudding. I think it's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The way plum putting wife right up with the dance
cloth off a blow coated kitchen linole, might ball spill
things you know of your poor little Johnson's self polishing
blow code out and spread it around on your kitchen
floor and watched it dry in twenty minutes or less.
It's a gleaming, glistening, you looking finny. You can bounce
a plum pudding around that floor like a basketball in
a wall.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Mister Wheeltop, Now, is that the only use you can
think of for a plum pudding?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
My good well No, As a matter of fact, I
understand they're very good to eat too, Molly. And of
course they do give the house that gay festive look
around Christmas time. Yes, they do same sort of holiday
look that a handsome blow coated kitchen linoleum gives you
every day in the year. It's bright colors reflecting the
housewife's pride in their home. Yes, they're every day is
a holiday where you was Johnson's South Collis and blow
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go look waxy. Yes, how have you shipped your presents
to a senior because tomorrow is Christmas?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
See whizz, how I've been so busy it's slipped up
on me. I better beat it so.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
On, Molly.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, niggee, tomorrow isn't Christmas.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I know, but he'll probably be halfway to the post
office before he stops to think. I got the food
all laid out here on the sink, the nuts over
there in the stove, flowers on the sheare. Oh oh, travel,
I knew that grocery store and messed me up, someway
dog gun at. I distinctly ordered a pound of shelled
the cons and they sent me unshelled ones. Look at them,
no shells on them at all.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, I hear those the shells.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I thought shelve meant with the shells.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
It does with the shells on.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Unshelled means the shells on.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Why that's ridiculous. Guys. When you say something's colder, that
means with.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
A coat on, don't it. Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
And when you say a well dressed woman is always
glove that don't mean when their gloves off, does it?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I need take the word dress for instance. Does that
mean with or without?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You mean people are Paul treaty.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I see what you mean. Okay, I'll try the nuts
this way, and I don't wanna take any chances. I'm
sticking to this recipe.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Like I mean the weather man, I'm the kitchen mister Williams.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
You entertain him, though, I'm too busy to sift the
floor lightly on the wax paper.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Hello mister McGee, Hello McGhee.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Oh hi foggy, Hey, you like fruit? Cake, Poggy.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Yes, indeed, I'm very fond of fruit cake.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And gee, that's wonderful, mister Williams. And Telfair is making
some for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, oh oh he's making 'em.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I'm any crook cake? Shall I put you down for Foggy?
You want the light size? Just a small tents on
cross eye.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
I shall be out of town for Christmas, so will
missus Williams.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Yeah, where are you going?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh? Think of a place. Hey.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Incidentally, Foggy, I'm glad you dropped in. There's something I
wanted to ask you. Are we I know, I know?
Are we going to have a white Christmas?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Heavenly Dave, how did you know he was going to
ask you that, mister.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
William I'm the weather man, Missus McGee. There are not
many things a weather man is sure of, but I
can tell you one of them. At this time of year,
a certain number of well meaning numb skulls will invariably
ask if we're going to have a white Christmas?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
What do you say, ding, Foggy? I hope you're polite.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Oh, certainly, I answer them as best I can. Usher
them to the door, walk a few steps down the hall.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
With them and kick them down the elevator. Chaf good day, probably.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
My my, isn't he nice?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
MCGI? Yeah, I'll I'll soon have this baby ready to
put together all now let me see, let me check again.
The shitroom, orange peel, sandy cherry flower.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Hey, where's the.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Flower all over the front of him?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
How the worms did you do that?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I sneezed. I had to measure out a whole new bats.
Now let's see then, that's on the bed board, butter
on the chair over there. The milk, oh yeah, hand
me that cup of milk off the window sill with it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Here you are, thanks, Look at.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
You, You're silly cup of milk. Of all the sloppy
looking cups of milk sitting there, dribbling over the edges
and messing up the tablecloth. You're the stupidest cup of
milk I ever.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
What a nurse is that?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
For me?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
The recipe says school a cup of milk, and.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm stall a cup of milk?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It is?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Oh, okay, you want to do that for me?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I hold the rest of stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
There you have it already.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh, good day, my dear past me and boom and good.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Day to you. Pills fairy poose my word, I hope
you're fully insured. My ball hurt? Yes? What happened? Did
the stove go up?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I had a stole?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, no, he's just making a fruitcake, mister boom, And.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Got no family recipe?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
What doing a little handkerchief? Something? No matter?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, I got a little something in mind. The solf
noon wrong, uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well that's too bad, mister Boomer. Why did you get
in it?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Policeman's knuckles, my dear y human heady experience. All the
steak a mistake? Yes, I thought it was left handed.
That's the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I like to listen to your troubles, Boomer. But I
got a cake work in hand.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Oh yes, the fruitcake by a strange coincidence, my bar
I have here in myself a case is everything you
need to make that cake.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Of success, not aunt Sarah.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
No, let me see now what am.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I do is?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh? Yes, here it is this.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
My boy is a genuine a jax fauless, flawless, pierless
pinnis Pilus cooker. I fully guaranteed piwreless cooker for the
incomes equal seller three dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Well, I wouldn't be in it. I much three buck?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
My goodness, I never saw such a cheap one.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, it's just made out of thin pieces ball the
prize price. Yes, it's really reasonable.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
And don't forget will this hate Jack's faultless flawless pieris
peenis pireless cooker.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You got a fee? You can't sat two weeks trip
to Honolulu at all expensive?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Page? Gee, here's that money? Wouldn't that be something to win?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
But I don't think that.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I'm your man, Boomer. Here's your three bucks, it's guaranteed money.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thank you, sucker sum.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Here's really Jack's fatherless paulis tennis finish fireless cook on.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And here's your guarantee.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
What's a guarantee to do, mister Boomer?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Guarantee to cost three dollars my dear?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (19:23):
And don't forget our pie is off of a free
trip to Honolulu for two weeks twenty one?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Who figures had a way to cook with it? What hey,
wait a minute, young side mine, it's been nice.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
King's man, I'm seven more shopping days.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
The only seven more.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Shopping days the Christmas still have on some time.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I will spend the time.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Only seven more shopping days to Christmas.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Gee, that's not so wrong.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'm just spending on starting year. Then I can't go wrong.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
I'll have to buy one little present for Sirra and
can wait a while.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Last time, juice one, I got to lose him. That's
seven more shopping days.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Of Christmas, jeve I in the born, Let's see seven
days that time bad still got plenty more.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Take your time, take your time. What's the rush about?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Stop that hurry and stop that worrying hurry and warriors out.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
All I gotta do is make a list to time
about the pace, and pay on the dinner and the
bottle and the ladder on the bottom. Be done.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
The more Christmas day, trust me, I'll be ready.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Don't tell me that's so tame.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
If I was coming again.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Monday, tooty Wednesday, only five more shopping days of Christmas,
tag by and three must comin as humor for your
childy fantasy fifty. Only three more shopping days of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Lots of thanks to bar the chur talcket week.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
All the time the flies almost forgotten to get that
spring line. Drain pars my shopping, then, friend, and tell
me Santa clause, I need your help because there's only
on the stopping day for Christmas College.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Almost here is that?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Okna gets in your heid comes to standing up.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Here in size God?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Sorry, Chris, Fine, now you just sit there and relaxed, Dearie,
(21:47):
don't keep running out of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Your cake is all right?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What time is it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Almost half time?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Okay, cake's got a comy oven in a few minutes.
Boil boy. When you see that work of art, Molly
and Sarah's own time recipe and I made it word
for words, I'll have this time. I'm raving about my
cakes too. By the time they take the care.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes, I'll bet it will be wonderful, dear you bet
you no. Time's gonna run upstairs and start the laundry.
I'll be right back when the cake is ready. Okay,
I want to see it come out.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Okay, her back. Ah, there goes a good kid. But
that matters. So am I working and slaving over a
hot stove all day just to bake a fruit cake
like ampsars and maybe wind up getting us rich? Well,
I mean, oh, hello there, Kenny, Hey, yeah, aren't you
out of school a little early?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Says?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Holidays haven't started already, have they?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
No, no, when will we hasting Hi Christmas?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Playing?
Speaker 12 (22:38):
I teach you stands home? Really all our kids?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
You did it?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yes, I said, she did it?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Your teacher, good one.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Isn't you home early? Oh? All the kids?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You ain't never half fun.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
So you're doing a Christmas play? Uh? What's gonna be about?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
S about a week from tomorrow? If we can learn
our parts? Study?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
No, no, no, I mean what kind of a play
is it?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
What's the story?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh ah, it's just wondering forms.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
It's all about how the Pilgrim's just go with America
and I'm gonna be the Indian maidenhoof.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Upon us and Willie Chokess Miles Sandwich and we got tough.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Hey hey, hey, wait a minute. You mean you're doing
a play about the Pilgrims for Christmas. You're a little
mixed up? Sis?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Oh he do you think I'm mixed up?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
See a teacher, teachers, we're gonna do this guy but
takes you a fourth of July goes down pretty confusing.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Sis.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
He is the whole class in the play.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Ure even our teacher has lines to say. M There's
one very touching scene where Myles standwis.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That's really true?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I know it's this He's captured by the Indians.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
And I say him, well, oh boy, I ever corny?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah, more an awful love it for me? How's it go? Well?
Speaker 12 (23:59):
But really, sis, help me a lovely maiden. And then
I say I will save you Miles Standards. And then
our teacher says, no, no, you know, I ask.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You're still home?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
What a dramatic I'd like to see your places if
I'm not busy that night, let me know when it
goes on. If ever, oh boy, you'd.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Just tell mister who would you? My teacher says, we
gotta get a crowding. Then I got tickets right here here,
here you are, mister m G.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
You tickets well, okay, says how much are they?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Is it the same like you, mister m G. Fifty
cents apiece?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Oh okay, here's your buck. I suppose on account of
our beautiful friendship, I'm getting a special price, probably nine
bucks to the general public. Guy.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
Oh no, no, mister, anybody that wants them can have
'em flesh.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Excuse kids, you'll probably go up to be a midgett
Oh my gosh, my fruitcake. Time to take it out
of the oven.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Hey, Marley, isn't it about time?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Good time, It's time, come on, kittle, time unveil its.
Come on and feed your eyes on the loveliest golden
brown taste, tickle on mouth water and fruitfilt fruitcake ever
feasted your eyes yet?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Hurry up and open the oven. I'm dying to see it.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Fruitcakes like ants serius to break here, I got it.
Look at it, look at it, she would. Why why
it looks awful, Molly, why.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Look at it? It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh no, well it doesn't look very good.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Oh I'm so.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Sorry, Derry. It doesn't even smell very good.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Justin then theer's a pancake, all black looking. Oh gee, Molly,
I don't understand it. What's the matter with me anyhow?
I'm just a gun can't even follow a rest of.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You follow the recipe. Now, it isn't your fault, dearie,
My goodness, you were so careful.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
What did I do wrong? I'm gunn and Aunt Sarah's
been making fruitcakes for years from this recipe every Christmas.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I know you said. The whole family raved about.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Everybody in town talked about them. Why everybody used to say,
Oh my gosh, what I just remember what they used
to say. They used to say, Aunt Sarah makes the
lousiest fruitcake.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
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Speaker 5 (27:41):
Ladies and gentlemen. Next Tuesday night, the King's Men will
sing the song they sing every year at about this time,
towards the night before Christmas.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
That's the one we made a record album of with
Billy Mills Orchestra and Little Teenie.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Yeah, this song has become a sort of a tradition
with us, so we hope you'll be listening.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Good Night, good night, though.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
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Speaker 2 (01:23):
Of the home, right right all.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
If missus McGee hadn't let mister McGee rummage through those
old papers in the attics, he wouldn't have come running
downstairs with an old recipe for fruitcake in his hand
and an eager gleam in his eyes. But she did,
and he did, and she's fighting a losing battle right
now as we join Fipper.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
McGee and Malley.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Listen, Darling, Now, making a fruitcake is a very complicated business,
if you must have one with meat bake.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh complicated, my classicals. Millions of people are making fruitcakes,
and I must be as smart as some of them.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, now, don't confuse smartness with experienced sweetheart. Huh A
sea joll isn't very smart, but he doesn't fly around
over Death Valley. I don't know what made me think
of Death Valley unless it's my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
When you get through cooking something, Look, kiddo, I don't
think you quite grasped the significance of this discovery. This
fruitcake recipe I just found up there in the attic
is Aunt Sarah's own private and personal recipe. Don't that
mean anything to you?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yes, it does. It means I should have burned it
when she first gave it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
He was.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I told you about Aunt Sarah's fruitcake. Smiley choose to
make them every year, and that's all People talked about
Aunt Sarah's fruitcakes. Everybody raved about him, but she wouldn't
tell anybody how she made him money. Gosh, this thing
is worth money.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Mommy, you're so right.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I give ten dollars myself if you'd never run across it.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh, here's what I'm gonna do, kid, I'm gonna start
off in service. See, just make one take at a
time till I get the hang of the technique to see,
get the thing whip see or vice versa. Then I'll
take orders from a few close friends and let them
sort of spread the word around. See. Then when the
order starts snowballing in small over the nation around the
first of the year or so, I'll probably have to
build a few factories here and there and company. Dear, Yeah,
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former company. I'll be executive executive chairman of the ball.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
No, there's someone at the door coming in. Oh hello,
mister old timer.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh the kid.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Hi, old Timer. Hey do you like fruitcake?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Come again, Johnny?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I said you like fruitcake.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I'm gonna make the greatest fruitcake you ever flung a
fangion doing it if you drop in around Christmas.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
I'm glad you brought up Christmas, Johnny. The reason I
stopped in was to tell you kids not.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
To go spend a lot of money on me this year,
like you didn't do last year either.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well, we're not spending much this year, old timer. Personally,
I think Christmas is more for the kids.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Myself, it sure is, and we love it, don't we.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I never will forget Christmas. When I was little, Yeah,
we used.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
To go to the woods and cut our own tree.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Lived in the country, did you Nope, Pittsburgh would slip
right next door.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
They had a great, big place with a lot of
Elmer Greens in the yard.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Evergreens.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Elmer Green was the caretaker, had eight kids.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
You used to say he wished some Christmas his wife
would just give him a good bird dog.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I'll bet you always had fun at Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Hold, yeah, I suppose you always had mistletoe at your house.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Missile toe. I don't remember ever having missile toe. Daughter
had athlete's foot one time.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
No no, no, she means the stuff you put up
to kiss a girl under.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh apair, all.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Sure, skipping.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
I never will forget the time we didn't have a
Christmas tree though. Mama stood top up in the corner
and us kids hung ornaments on him. On your father, yep,
Mama said it was a shame to let him go
to waste when he was all in up. Anyhow, well,
I gotta get downtown kids. I'm gonna ask Sandy Claus
for an air rifle.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Air rifle.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You want to get a lot of use out of
an air rifle. You're always shooting the breeze. Anyhow.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's pretty good, Johnny, But I hate it he did
one fella, says Telorfella.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Say.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He says, I.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Hear about six Republican candidates. I threw their hats in
the ring. That's so, says color Feller. What about the
Democratic candidate?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's easy, he says.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
The first fella, he just tossed tears on a piano.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Hi gouts you mind, glad to get rid of him.
I got work to do. I gotta give this recipe
quick one, so over and get started.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Here. Boy, oh boy, oh boy, just look.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
At this recipe, Molly aunt Sarah's own handwriting.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I've seen it, m M. I think she wrote it
with a quilled pan off a nervous goose.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I can read it now, don't worry. Alln't you gotta
do to read an Sarah's riding is remember that the
tea's always looked like x's, the xes looked like jay's,
and the jays looked like she was playing kick tacksoe
with the hiccups. Fine, now let me see what it says. Now,
let me see it now here and now when I
get the flour and the sugar and the fruit and
all the other gredients on this list ingredients, when they're
all in, we can get greedy.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
And here you are.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Thanks, Hello operator, give me the whistful vista market, Hello market, McGhee,
Send me over a pound of citron, a pound of
orange peel, a pound of lemon peel, pound cherry pounds, walnut,
pound pecans pounds sent found, a nutmeg, found, a sipran.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Let knows me off the joand thanks for good wedding.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
At right, here's the Terrys and the siblings.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yup everything I ordered? Oh congratulations, But that's the first
time you guys ever delivered a whole order here without
six trips.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, sir, I hacked some disorder myself.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Miss McGee all the way over here.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
O, say, your voice is started familiar?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Where did you? Didn't you used to work at the
finance company?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yes, ma'am that's where I work.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Well, he was.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
What are you doing delivering groceries? We repossessed the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Helps kind of hard gift. It seems like we all
want the same thing. What's that wages?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So you took over the store, don't you? Sort of
miss the finance company?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Sometimes I do get gets pretty lonesome when I.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Walk through the festival department and see all them dead
beasts laying there.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Uh did you wanna pay for the grocery?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh, you can just charge him.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
That's what I figured by, Miss McGee.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Goodbye.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Now, let me make this fruitcake recipe out here and
get started for the cake I'm gonna bake. Aunt Sarah's
fruitcakes have always been the talk of the town, and
I'm gonna stick to her recipe like bubblegum to a
ballet slipper. Well, now, let me take a last loving
look at my nice clean kitchen before you start.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It may never look like it's again.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Now let me see it. Now says take a large
mixing bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And break McGain my good mixing bowl.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It says, right here, take a large mixing bowl and break. Oh,
it says, break five eggs in it. I didn't read Barno,
you got more bulls, because I'll need more bulls.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Come in.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Oh, anybody at home?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It's doctor Gamble.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I'm here, doctor, Is anybody home? My god, that's the
kind of a question you'd expect from Macgun, whose IQ
is is low.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Dot low McGee.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
And now are you Molly and doctor?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Nice to see you say? Do you like fruitcake? Doctor?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Is he making it?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I am no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh, I see I just gave up fruitcake retroactive to
last year. Okay, wise guy, Just for that, I'm stratching
you off my list as a customer. That is, I
scratched you off my list as a friend years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Thanks for the scratch.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That's just what I hitched. Well, for your information, Pat,
So this is a famous formula I'm working on here.
I found a famous old family recipe, and Sarah's in
the attic.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
He is hiding behind a front probably, but you'll offer
a bite of your fruitcake.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Go sew up an alligator, your big bridle path.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Bridle path?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Does that mean something?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Certainly that means something. You're not a homeopath or an
osteopath or a neuropath. You're a bridle path. So go
doctor a horse and let me finish my fruitcake. Now,
let me see you chop the tipling find s.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Can't we go in the living room where it's more polite, doctor, No.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Thanks, my dear.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I've got to get all over to the hospital and
see what I can do about.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A patch up job. We've had a terrible thing happen
over there. May spoil our whole Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh I'm sorry, doctor.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yes, one of our clumsy interns fell down three flights
of stairs with our brand new twenty dollars Christmas tree.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Mm.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
The nurse said he's just about ruined it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Heavenly days. What did it do to the interns, Great Scott.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I never thought they asked?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
See spread ze tea spoons and cinemons. Hey, Molly, hand
me the hammer, will you the hammers? Where?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Here? K?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Thanks? I don't be okay, this less is pretty tricky
to nurse.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You joined to my tea spoon?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Well, there's usual level tea spoon of cinnamon. Knock around it,
all our spoons around us. So I got a pound on.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Thee my level, Look, sweetheart, that just means it's a
level of top of it.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Now it's level all over now, Hello, Molly, Hi, pol,
I come in. Hello, Hey, do you like boutcake? Fruitcake?
I love it, pal, that's what he's naked.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh did you say fruitcake?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Now?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh? Oh no, I never eat fruitcake.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I thought you said plum pudding.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Sash your mistake. The words are somewhat similar.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yes, I love plum pudding. I think it's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The way plum putting wife right up with the dance
cloth off a blow coated kitchen linole, might ball spill
things you know of your poor little Johnson's self polishing
blow code out and spread it around on your kitchen
floor and watched it dry in twenty minutes or less.
It's a gleaming, glistening, you looking finny. You can bounce
a plum pudding around that floor like a basketball in
a wall.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Mister Wheeltop, Now, is that the only use you can
think of for a plum pudding?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
My good well No, As a matter of fact, I
understand they're very good to eat too, Molly. And of
course they do give the house that gay festive look
around Christmas time. Yes, they do same sort of holiday
look that a handsome blow coated kitchen linoleum gives you
every day in the year. It's bright colors reflecting the
housewife's pride in their home. Yes, they're every day is
a holiday where you was Johnson's South Collis and blow
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go look waxy. Yes, how have you shipped your presents
to a senior because tomorrow is Christmas?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
See whizz, how I've been so busy it's slipped up
on me. I better beat it so.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
On, Molly.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, niggee, tomorrow isn't Christmas.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I know, but he'll probably be halfway to the post
office before he stops to think. I got the food
all laid out here on the sink, the nuts over
there in the stove, flowers on the sheare. Oh oh, travel,
I knew that grocery store and messed me up, someway
dog gun at. I distinctly ordered a pound of shelled
the cons and they sent me unshelled ones. Look at them,
no shells on them at all.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, I hear those the shells.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I thought shelve meant with the shells.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
It does with the shells on.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Unshelled means the shells on.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Why that's ridiculous. Guys. When you say something's colder, that
means with.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
A coat on, don't it. Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
And when you say a well dressed woman is always
glove that don't mean when their gloves off, does it?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I need take the word dress for instance. Does that
mean with or without?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You mean people are Paul treaty.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I see what you mean. Okay, I'll try the nuts
this way, and I don't wanna take any chances. I'm
sticking to this recipe.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Like I mean the weather man, I'm the kitchen mister Williams.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
You entertain him, though, I'm too busy to sift the
floor lightly on the wax paper.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Hello mister McGee, Hello McGhee.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Oh hi foggy, Hey, you like fruit? Cake, Poggy.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Yes, indeed, I'm very fond of fruit cake.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And gee, that's wonderful, mister Williams. And Telfair is making
some for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, oh oh he's making 'em.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I'm any crook cake? Shall I put you down for Foggy?
You want the light size? Just a small tents on
cross eye.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
I shall be out of town for Christmas, so will
missus Williams.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Yeah, where are you going?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh? Think of a place. Hey.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Incidentally, Foggy, I'm glad you dropped in. There's something I
wanted to ask you. Are we I know, I know?
Are we going to have a white Christmas?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Heavenly Dave, how did you know he was going to
ask you that, mister.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
William I'm the weather man, Missus McGee. There are not
many things a weather man is sure of, but I
can tell you one of them. At this time of year,
a certain number of well meaning numb skulls will invariably
ask if we're going to have a white Christmas?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
What do you say, ding, Foggy? I hope you're polite.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Oh, certainly, I answer them as best I can. Usher
them to the door, walk a few steps down the hall.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
With them and kick them down the elevator. Chaf good day, probably.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
My my, isn't he nice?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
MCGI? Yeah, I'll I'll soon have this baby ready to
put together all now let me see, let me check again.
The shitroom, orange peel, sandy cherry flower.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Hey, where's the.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Flower all over the front of him?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
How the worms did you do that?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I sneezed. I had to measure out a whole new bats.
Now let's see then, that's on the bed board, butter
on the chair over there. The milk, oh yeah, hand
me that cup of milk off the window sill with it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Here you are, thanks, Look at.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
You, You're silly cup of milk. Of all the sloppy
looking cups of milk sitting there, dribbling over the edges
and messing up the tablecloth. You're the stupidest cup of
milk I ever.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
What a nurse is that?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
For me?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
The recipe says school a cup of milk, and.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm stall a cup of milk?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It is?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Oh, okay, you want to do that for me?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I hold the rest of stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
There you have it already.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh, good day, my dear past me and boom and good.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Day to you. Pills fairy poose my word, I hope
you're fully insured. My ball hurt? Yes? What happened? Did
the stove go up?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I had a stole?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, no, he's just making a fruitcake, mister boom, And.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Got no family recipe?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
What doing a little handkerchief? Something? No matter?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, I got a little something in mind. The solf
noon wrong, uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well that's too bad, mister Boomer. Why did you get
in it?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Policeman's knuckles, my dear y human heady experience. All the
steak a mistake? Yes, I thought it was left handed.
That's the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I like to listen to your troubles, Boomer. But I
got a cake work in hand.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Oh yes, the fruitcake by a strange coincidence, my bar
I have here in myself a case is everything you
need to make that cake.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Of success, not aunt Sarah.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
No, let me see now what am.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I do is?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh? Yes, here it is this.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
My boy is a genuine a jax fauless, flawless, pierless
pinnis Pilus cooker. I fully guaranteed piwreless cooker for the
incomes equal seller three dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Well, I wouldn't be in it. I much three buck?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
My goodness, I never saw such a cheap one.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, it's just made out of thin pieces ball the
prize price. Yes, it's really reasonable.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
And don't forget will this hate Jack's faultless flawless pieris
peenis pireless cooker.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You got a fee? You can't sat two weeks trip
to Honolulu at all expensive?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Page? Gee, here's that money? Wouldn't that be something to win?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
But I don't think that.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I'm your man, Boomer. Here's your three bucks, it's guaranteed money.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thank you, sucker sum.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Here's really Jack's fatherless paulis tennis finish fireless cook on.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And here's your guarantee.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
What's a guarantee to do, mister Boomer?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Guarantee to cost three dollars my dear?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (19:23):
And don't forget our pie is off of a free
trip to Honolulu for two weeks twenty one?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Who figures had a way to cook with it? What hey,
wait a minute, young side mine, it's been nice.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
King's man, I'm seven more shopping days.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
The only seven more.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Shopping days the Christmas still have on some time.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I will spend the time.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Only seven more shopping days to Christmas.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Gee, that's not so wrong.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'm just spending on starting year. Then I can't go wrong.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
I'll have to buy one little present for Sirra and
can wait a while.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Last time, juice one, I got to lose him. That's
seven more shopping days.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Of Christmas, jeve I in the born, Let's see seven
days that time bad still got plenty more.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Take your time, take your time. What's the rush about?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Stop that hurry and stop that worrying hurry and warriors out.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
All I gotta do is make a list to time
about the pace, and pay on the dinner and the
bottle and the ladder on the bottom. Be done.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
The more Christmas day, trust me, I'll be ready.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Don't tell me that's so tame.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
If I was coming again.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Monday, tooty Wednesday, only five more shopping days of Christmas,
tag by and three must comin as humor for your
childy fantasy fifty. Only three more shopping days of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Lots of thanks to bar the chur talcket week.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
All the time the flies almost forgotten to get that
spring line. Drain pars my shopping, then, friend, and tell
me Santa clause, I need your help because there's only
on the stopping day for Christmas College.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Almost here is that?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Okna gets in your heid comes to standing up.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Here in size God?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Sorry, Chris, Fine, now you just sit there and relaxed, Dearie,
(21:47):
don't keep running out of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Your cake is all right?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What time is it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Almost half time?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Okay, cake's got a comy oven in a few minutes.
Boil boy. When you see that work of art, Molly
and Sarah's own time recipe and I made it word
for words, I'll have this time. I'm raving about my
cakes too. By the time they take the care.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes, I'll bet it will be wonderful, dear you bet
you no. Time's gonna run upstairs and start the laundry.
I'll be right back when the cake is ready. Okay,
I want to see it come out.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Okay, her back. Ah, there goes a good kid. But
that matters. So am I working and slaving over a
hot stove all day just to bake a fruit cake
like ampsars and maybe wind up getting us rich? Well,
I mean, oh, hello there, Kenny, Hey, yeah, aren't you
out of school a little early?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Says?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Holidays haven't started already, have they?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
No, no, when will we hasting Hi Christmas?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Playing?
Speaker 12 (22:38):
I teach you stands home? Really all our kids?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
You did it?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yes, I said, she did it?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Your teacher, good one.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Isn't you home early? Oh? All the kids?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You ain't never half fun.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
So you're doing a Christmas play? Uh? What's gonna be about?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
S about a week from tomorrow? If we can learn
our parts? Study?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
No, no, no, I mean what kind of a play
is it?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
What's the story?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh ah, it's just wondering forms.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
It's all about how the Pilgrim's just go with America
and I'm gonna be the Indian maidenhoof.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Upon us and Willie Chokess Miles Sandwich and we got tough.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Hey hey, hey, wait a minute. You mean you're doing
a play about the Pilgrims for Christmas. You're a little
mixed up? Sis?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Oh he do you think I'm mixed up?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
See a teacher, teachers, we're gonna do this guy but
takes you a fourth of July goes down pretty confusing.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Sis.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
He is the whole class in the play.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Ure even our teacher has lines to say. M There's
one very touching scene where Myles standwis.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That's really true?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I know it's this He's captured by the Indians.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
And I say him, well, oh boy, I ever corny?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah, more an awful love it for me? How's it go? Well?
Speaker 12 (23:59):
But really, sis, help me a lovely maiden. And then
I say I will save you Miles Standards. And then
our teacher says, no, no, you know, I ask.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You're still home?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
What a dramatic I'd like to see your places if
I'm not busy that night, let me know when it
goes on. If ever, oh boy, you'd.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Just tell mister who would you? My teacher says, we
gotta get a crowding. Then I got tickets right here here,
here you are, mister m G.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
You tickets well, okay, says how much are they?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Is it the same like you, mister m G. Fifty
cents apiece?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Oh okay, here's your buck. I suppose on account of
our beautiful friendship, I'm getting a special price, probably nine
bucks to the general public. Guy.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
Oh no, no, mister, anybody that wants them can have
'em flesh.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Excuse kids, you'll probably go up to be a midgett
Oh my gosh, my fruitcake. Time to take it out
of the oven.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Hey, Marley, isn't it about time?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Good time, It's time, come on, kittle, time unveil its.
Come on and feed your eyes on the loveliest golden
brown taste, tickle on mouth water and fruitfilt fruitcake ever
feasted your eyes yet?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Hurry up and open the oven. I'm dying to see it.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Fruitcakes like ants serius to break here, I got it.
Look at it, look at it, she would. Why why
it looks awful, Molly, why.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Look at it? It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh no, well it doesn't look very good.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Oh I'm so.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Sorry, Derry. It doesn't even smell very good.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Justin then theer's a pancake, all black looking. Oh gee, Molly,
I don't understand it. What's the matter with me anyhow?
I'm just a gun can't even follow a rest of.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You follow the recipe. Now, it isn't your fault, dearie,
My goodness, you were so careful.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
What did I do wrong? I'm gunn and Aunt Sarah's
been making fruitcakes for years from this recipe every Christmas.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I know you said. The whole family raved about.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Everybody in town talked about them. Why everybody used to say,
Oh my gosh, what I just remember what they used
to say. They used to say, Aunt Sarah makes the
lousiest fruitcake.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Where Molly retires us a more. Hey, when you made
out your Christmas list, do you remember to include little
gift for your kitchen andoleum and other floors. Good idea,
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(26:57):
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(27:19):
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Speaker 5 (27:41):
Ladies and gentlemen. Next Tuesday night, the King's Men will
sing the song they sing every year at about this time,
towards the night before Christmas.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
That's the one we made a record album of with
Billy Mills Orchestra and Little Teenie.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Yeah, this song has become a sort of a tradition
with us, so we hope you'll be listening.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Good Night, good night, though.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
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