May 22, 2025 • 30 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Johnson's Wax program with Fiver McGhee and Molly's Lakers. The
Johnson Wax and Johnson's Water Repellent Glow Coat Present Viver
McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon, Arthur Q Brant,
Dick Legrand, Cliff Marquette and the Hollow Wilcox. The script
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is by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie. Music by the
Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. Here's news news for the
new year. Johnson's Glowcoat is now positively water repellent, and
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that's news. It's going to make nineteen fifty a brighter,
easier year for millions of homemakers. Yes, at last, there's
a self polishing floor wax that does not cause ugly
spots as you wipe up still things does not turn
drab or milky gray even after repeated damp water, spilled food,
tracked in mud or snow. Just whisk off its hard
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shining surface, and each coat of Johnson's glow Coat now
lasts up to four times longer. You get far more
for your money in glow coat because you have to
do your floors far less often. Tomorrow, start using this
wonderful new protection for your floors. Get Johnson's water repellent
glow coat from your dealer. It's in a regular glow
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cooat container. Remember no change at all in the package. Ah,
but what a wonderful difference on your floors. Molly McGhee
has an aunt, Aunt Sarah, very rich, very lonesome, and
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in bad health. She has asked the McGee to visit
her over New Year's Day. Molly is going in a
spirit of sympathy and affection. Mister McGee is going in
a spirit of the old girl is low and she
can't take it with her. So here packing for the trip,
we find Sibber McGhee and BALI, Well, let.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Me see, I wonder if i'd better take my little
electric flatthirn with me for what the crack cracked walnuts
In case I want to press out a dress or something, Darry.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Do your own pressing it. Aunt Sarah's are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Why that house of hers is fuller of servants than
Paul Whiteman's riding bitches are full of Paul Whiteman. Hey,
what time does a train leave?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Five?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Forty five?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Standard time?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
As standard as that train ever gets you know something.
I've seen the engineer and the conductor at the station
synchronizing their sun dials.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
MM.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Sit on this bag for me, deary please, I can't
get a shot. O, Kate, you snapped a lot? All right? There?
Are you Bob ready?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Practically?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I just wonder if all to take this book with me?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
The Psychological predetermination of social maladjustments from the standpoints of
heredity and environment. It's a study of economic factors in
conjunction with the materialistic approach to sub marginal population areas.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Heaven Leap Days.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, I thought I might leave it laying around on
my night table, you know. Impressed Aunt Sarah, she thinks
you married a dope.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Well, handing them to next years? Get them? Thanks, I'm
all factored.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well good, I'll see that all the doors and windows.
Oh my goodness, I just remembered. Didn't we have tickets
to that musical Tales of the South Atlantic at the
VJU for tonight?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Is this Tuti the twenty seven?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
It's sure sure gone it can't we take a later train.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All the train we're taking is as late as the
train ever. Guess we better give the theater tickets to
somebody else. How about only at the Elk's Club. He
probably doesn't get a chance to seem any good shows.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
That's a good idea, Snookie, hand me the phone. Yeah,
hello operator, give me the Elks Club at fourteenth And.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh is that h mert?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Haw's every little thing?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Mert? There's ah, what's they merg?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Your grandmother right tackle for who?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Whirch?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Grandmother's playing football?
Speaker 9 (04:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, she was deep sea fishing in Mexico, but she
didn't have the right tackle for swordsbo?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
What's ayrg?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Well thanks, let me talk to him.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Is this only?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Look, Holy, this is McGee, fiver McGee.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Kid?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, I got a surprise for.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You, McGee. For goodness sake, we're going out of.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Town only, and I'm leaving a couple of tickets at
the Elks Club for you on our way to the station.
At the Elk's Club, I'm leaving them huh yeah, little tickets.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, that's okay only hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
See you next week. Oly.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know, I'm glad you did that, diary. He's such
a nice little man.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
And oh, hey, there's a taxi cab. Grab your hat, baby,
I'll bring the gricks. Did you put the cat out?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh, we don't have a cat, do well?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I'm come on, What did information say about our crane dairy?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
She just laughs.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I asked her did we have time to grab a sandwich?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
And she says, we got time to go rabbit hunting
and cook the rabbits.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
She says, you never Please, will the parents of the
ten year old boy in the abam On cassidy shoot
who was checked through from Buffalo, New York please call
for him at what he has left of the Traveler's
Aid office.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know, I just love road stations. Yeah, people going,
people coming, people weeping on people's shoulders for fear they
might miss the train and have to stay a while longer.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, very dramatic place. Funny thing happened down here last week.
Salesman for an optical company lost a briefcase full of
blast eyes on the road bed.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Happitely days. Did somebody find it?
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
A doctor for the railroad says that was the first
time in thirty years he'd ever removed eyes from sinners.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
And the week before our invention, Please those passengers who
have been informed in all.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Space to the west coast has been sold out, and
then find the train half empty.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Please refrain from insulting the conductors.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
They have their own troubles, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'd like, Oh look McGhee, there's the old Teimer and
fancy you, oh mister old timer, Oh hi, old Timer.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hi Bessie for.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
You know you all. The reason I say you all
is I'm from the South. But I know that, Bessie,
you don't have to keep telling him.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yes, he's awful.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Power of being a Southerner kid. Her grandpa got guarded
bull run MESSI yes he did.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A fine soul dream.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
General Picket used to walk around his tent all night long,
and Grandpa, I'll tell it, Bessie.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'll tell it, tell it.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
It's her story in it. Yeah, but Bessie strings him
out too long. She kills more points than a two
bit pencil sharpenrror about you.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
If you say soul Tea is a masterful.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So now her had to battle a bull run.
Speaker 10 (07:52):
General Ticket used to walk round Bessie's grandpa's head all
night long. Finally her grandpa's head, Hey, General, what you idea?
And the General says, I'm a picket and you're a
non you in the soldier.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I should have told it.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Oty, are you kids from.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Meeting somebody down here? No, we're going away for a
little trip.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Mister old timer, wanna visit Molly's aunt Sarah for New
Year's gonna stand around and sing?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Should all the acquaintance be forgot? Whilst he makes out.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
A new will?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now McGhee, you know I love Aunt Sarah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I need you.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
There's something about her that appeals to me. Several things
oil wells, stocks and bonds folk.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Oh, speaking of oil folks, I made a little investment
last year in a wildcat well down in Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Isn't that interesting? A wildcat well? Did they strike anything?
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Six wildcats come climbing Artius. We shot them and made
Bessie a fair coat out of her.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Hey, Bessy, Yes.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
But I had to quit wearing you though, Teeve. My
sister's dog kept chasing me up trees.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Oh those cases, I could just dog string it out, Bessie,
you had your laugh.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
Well, so long, kids being Bessie's got to get over
to get six. The five fifty two's about doo.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh, you're gone away somewhere too, No.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
We I'll tell it, yes O cheeve, you always come
down to meet the five fifty two kids.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, only place we can park.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
And kiss each other for fifteen minutes without some nosey cop.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Shining a spotlight on us.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Come on, Bessie's a long kids, So long.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
This vasty sweet movie and the two.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Other or attention please rain number twelve.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
The cinder bucket now leaving on track forty.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Eight for feeling hollow.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
Whistleberg must in Point Johnston Junction to aunt Sarah's Oh,
welcome on.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Let's see that cup. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Y knows the orchestra and the powers in violin.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
Stancest the state station.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
They said, this.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Story.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
So here here, folks, this is it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Compartment seat, Go ahead, Molly step in.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh this is nice, man, Jerry mothery.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Little small, but I'll say it's a little small.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Step out now so I can step in with you.
My gosh, whoever laid out this compartment must have designed
it for a family of brooms. Which brooms.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I think it'll be all right, McGee, as soon as
the partner is through in here.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
So you want the tickets now, porter, Oh no, so
the conductor be around to get your tickets later.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
My job is just to make you folks come to
You can start by getting off my foot.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I'm taking your elbow out of my eyes.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yes, I'll put the bar cup, will you.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah, don't put the shoebox up there.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Don't put the shoebox up there.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Don't put the shoe box up there.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Leave that on the chair here.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I got a pair of old.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Sneakers in there, and I may get hungry later.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Goodness, I hope you don't get that hungry. If I
have to walk all the way to the diner, I
want to change shoes first. These new ones are tight.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
The dining cars right behind this one. Sir, Oh fine,
you don't feel like walking back there, you can get
off the paint.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
At the next stop.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
We gonna start up and get back on the donner.
Of course, you'll have to stay there till we get
the way you're going, because we don't back up.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Nothing else.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
No, no, this he'll be fine. Quarter mcgeea be borri
goes sir.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
You know?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Oh oh yeah, have you got any change money? This
is the smallest I've got.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
See, well, let's do it big this trip. Go ahead,
give him the whole quarter.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Okay, okay, if you say so, here you are boy,
all yours?
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Well, thank you kindly, sir. I've been running the quarter
for a long time, but all my folks keep giving
me them old do the doc bids.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Now, I might as well get used to throwing money
away anyhow. In case at, Sarah wants me to take
charge of her affairs.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
For only ye and Sarah hasn't had an affairs since
second basement from the pure distillers. Oh you mean her
business affairs?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah? Yeah, I got ruined her business.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
I mean I could run her business like nobody's business.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Hey, like you know what you up to the club.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Card and see if they'll make us up a couple
of hot buttered root bears.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Huh, that's a good idea. I want to see more
of the train anyhow, let's live it out fine, say
this train has everything with boys chair?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh look, my gosh, a barber shop.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
You know what, I think I'll get a shade.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
There's a man already in the chair, deary. Besides, I
wouldn't want a barber food around with me with a
razor on a train that's fast. Why suppose the train lurched?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Ah, those guys know their stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Molly, I'll bet he hasn't cut anybody shaved myself an
ant swarris.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Well, here we are, Moll, I grab a couple of
chairs by the door.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Here this is Oh isn't this a beautiful car? Magine? Yeah,
says it all right for us to be in here?
Do we have to be members to sit in the
club car?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Let's bluff it out, live it up.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
This is really Lord sent you these.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
The train which is about to pass us on the
last is the West Gone Limited for California, the Pony Express.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's a loud name for I wonder how they ever
happened to name it the Pony Express.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
They probably just got saddled in it some way.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Hey, I wonder if I should have left the tickets
in our compartment because the cond.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Molly, high pal, I've been looking for you ever since I.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Heard you were born in Heaven's sakes, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, c Jor Hey, how'd you know? We were on here?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Into a porter back there? Told me about a fellow
giving him his first two bit tips since nineteen thirty.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Put two and two together.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We're on our way to spend the holidays to Dan
Sarah mister wheel car.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Yeah, Molly's rich man jor Molly's rich an Jor.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
She may want us to help her ride a new
Will you going someplace? Or you're just going someplace? You
like to ride train?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I like I like to ride this club car. Pal.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I got such a bang out of watching the stewards,
the fun they had.
Speaker 13 (18:00):
It.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, hear them laughing. They're fracturing themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Are they killing jokes?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, no, When I'm just spilled a drink, watch them laugh.
They're tickled silly because they've got that floor covered with
Johnson's water repellent glow co Oh no, you're wiping up still.
Things is a pickness.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Picnic is full of ants, Junior, because you sneaked on her.
Look a.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Look at them.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
They remember how they used to have to coat that
floor every few days with wax. But since Johnson's great
water repellent glocal hit the market, Selenoleum stays protected three
or four times as long time its Willcox.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But we're on a holiday.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Every day is a holiday when you use Johnson's glow code,
that's because glow code is now water repellent.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I know, but we're going.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Because when those boys wipe up still things, they do
not wipe up the wax. Johnson's self polishing water repellent
glow coats stays on, stays bright much longer.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Exact the way they're filling water.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's better be way.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Wait a minute, those.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Guys are having all the fun. Hey, let me wipe
up one fellas.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
I'm the Johnston man.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Why you turn?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I want to wipe up something does not come off.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
It's just supposed to be a club car in its Hey, Stuart,
get me a flub.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
I want to beat up a junior out of junior Magee.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Hush that mister Wilcox earn a living for all of us.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That cash leaves.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
The cenderbucket is now passing some of the finest scenery
on this life. On your right is Mont Harbor, Bright,
known from coast to coast, is.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
The world's smallest mountain peet, having an altijude of twelve
feet above sea level.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
My gosh, I had I wish I had that speaker system.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
I could think of more interesting stuff than that, like
the diesel engines they got on here, for instance, Why
don't you talk about.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Gee, just what is the diesel engine anyhow?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
The new type of engine? It was in Ventagli Mechanic
in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
After he got him finished, he says to the railroad,
Look these guys, he says, diesel be the greatest sasions
usual ever seen. They flip the coin to see whether
they call them diesel or usual, and diesel one.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Let's get back our compartment. Kid, know the conductor may
be looking for.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Us the King's band across the colleagues. When you dance
the Old Year out.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Here we go, salute your partner, swing her round round
the bounce.
Speaker 14 (20:41):
Let her know your heart is happy when you dance.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
The Old Year out. Soon we'll be a hold your older.
So get red out and shout the folder heads.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
On your shoulder.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
As you dance the old, hear on the new year,
and the old hear out the new year and.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The old here out a new year dances.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
And remember when you danced.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
The Older out. But till he is a spirit. Uncle said,
it's got the count. Grandpa Jones can already hear it.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
When you dance the Old, hear out.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
World her now come to seven, kiss her and.
Speaker 14 (21:19):
She will think she's in heaven and you dance the
old hear out the new year in the older, out
the new year in the older, A new year dances.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
And remember when you dance.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
The older out.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
We've been general now and giving up. Well, well the
god boy get you here, here.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
We go, so's your part, missing.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Her round round about.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Let her know you are is happy when you dance
the old.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Here out Soon we'll be old year old.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Don't get red and on the shouting. Hould her head
on your shoulder.
Speaker 14 (22:04):
As you danced the old, deer out the new year
in the older, out the new year in the old,
dear out a new year dances, and remember when you
dance the old.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Isn't this fun? Macgee? It's been so long since we've
been on a trip. Yeah, and it's such a nice
little compartment. Everything's so modern.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Hey, look at this little cubby hole down here, says
place shoes here for shine.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
What about it?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's kind of silly anybody thinks I'm going to sit
on the floor here with my feet in that little
box waiting.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
For the.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
If you have glanced off the train window to the south,
you will notice that we are passing historic old lake
Pants Doom.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Lake Pantstom.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
It was on the east shore of Lake Pantstom.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
During the Revolutionary War, General Tangford was attacked by the
British and got caught. Was his.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Point of this will be reached at six thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Thank you, You're welcome there.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
You're getting hungry, Sookie. Let's go into the dining car
and grab off a few vitamins.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
All right, I am rather hungry, Meg.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Not too hungry.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I hope I didn't have a chance to get a
check cash before I left.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I only got about four bucks with me.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well set out to get a Sonali Ben a property
here maybe Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well, they are tickets, please, sir.
Speaker 15 (23:57):
The ticket you.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
BET's bud got them right here, still in the envelope.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, thank you sir.
Speaker 15 (24:03):
You folks having pleasant trip.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I tell you it couldn't be nicer, mister conductor. My
husband and I were just saying, just for you.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
Pardon me, madam. I'm afraid there's a slight mistake on
these tickets, sir.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
What do you mean mistake?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I've paid good, solid cash for them, tickets Buster and doors.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
I don't doubt that, sir, But these are.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Two tickets for the Biju Theater in Wistful.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This Heavenly Jay our theater tickets?
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Leg?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Do you suppose that you?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, I must left only the wrong tickets at the
Elks Club. He's got our railroad tickets and oh well,
near your pott and pen button, I'll write you a
check for the fair. I'm a little short of cash.
Speaker 15 (24:48):
I'm sorry, sir. We are not permitted to take personal checks.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Oh you're not able buy George iramagee.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Please. The man is merely following instructions. Can't we want
go ahead and have the tickets ready for you when
we get off conducted.
Speaker 15 (25:03):
I'm sorry, madam, I'm afraid not. The next stop is
at eight twenty tomorrow morning, and there'll be no way
to send a telegram. I'm afraid you'll have to get
off the train.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Oh yeah, I thought you said there wasn't any stops
till eight twenty am tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
That's when we get off anyway, So.
Speaker 15 (25:23):
Well, in an emergency like this, we can make a stop.
Bring your bag a full of signals.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
This way, please, madam, we'll let.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You off to the dining car.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Don't follow me.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Say I'm all that dirty love, you know? I have
to give only our train tickets to hide. Look what's
in a dining car where?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ooh, it's holy and it's why having dinner?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh my god, Hi holy, say you know what I do?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Damnit ge hollo message send me and my message that
you were going to thank you for doing eating these tickets.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
You're having a vonderful trip if you always wanted to
take a trip.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
On All right, totally you get off here, open the door, sir.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Wait a minute, conductor, we can explain.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's no use McGee. Come on. Well that's a lovely trip,
brief but enjoyable. What's the name of this hamlet Shakespeare?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I don't know, but there's a sign over there. Hmmm.
You ever heard of this place? North Loitering?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's no lightry Oh, name of the station is up there,
East Wistful Bister, East Wistful Bister.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
One of my gush, we're only twelve miles from home.
Actually this taxi yeah but yeah, I'll throw these bags
in the back.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Will it help us back? Get in money?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Where you folks vsu Theater and Wistful Vista butt and
make it snappy. The show starts in twenty.
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Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, I'm glad we come back. You know that was
a good show. He still want to go dance house tomorrow, Yes.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I do, Dearie. The holiday season is very sad time
for her.
Speaker 15 (28:49):
You know.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It was just twelve years ago at Christmas time that
she lost her husband. Oh they were shopping at the time.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
What happened to you. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
She just lost him in Macie's basement.
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but what a wonderful difference on your floors. Molly McGhee
has an aunt, Aunt Sarah, very rich, very lonesome, and
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in bad health. She has asked the McGee to visit
her over New Year's Day. Molly is going in a
spirit of sympathy and affection. Mister McGee is going in
a spirit of the old girl is low and she
can't take it with her. So here packing for the trip,
we find Sibber McGhee and BALI, Well, let.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Me see, I wonder if i'd better take my little
electric flatthirn with me for what the crack cracked walnuts
In case I want to press out a dress or something, Darry.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Do your own pressing it. Aunt Sarah's are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Why that house of hers is fuller of servants than
Paul Whiteman's riding bitches are full of Paul Whiteman. Hey,
what time does a train leave?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Five?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Forty five?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Standard time?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
As standard as that train ever gets you know something.
I've seen the engineer and the conductor at the station
synchronizing their sun dials.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
MM.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Sit on this bag for me, deary please, I can't
get a shot. O, Kate, you snapped a lot? All right? There?
Are you Bob ready?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Practically?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I just wonder if all to take this book with me?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
The Psychological predetermination of social maladjustments from the standpoints of
heredity and environment. It's a study of economic factors in
conjunction with the materialistic approach to sub marginal population areas.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Heaven Leap Days.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, I thought I might leave it laying around on
my night table, you know. Impressed Aunt Sarah, she thinks
you married a dope.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Well, handing them to next years? Get them? Thanks, I'm
all factored.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well good, I'll see that all the doors and windows.
Oh my goodness, I just remembered. Didn't we have tickets
to that musical Tales of the South Atlantic at the
VJU for tonight?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Is this Tuti the twenty seven?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
It's sure sure gone it can't we take a later train.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All the train we're taking is as late as the
train ever. Guess we better give the theater tickets to
somebody else. How about only at the Elk's Club. He
probably doesn't get a chance to seem any good shows.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
That's a good idea, Snookie, hand me the phone. Yeah,
hello operator, give me the Elks Club at fourteenth And.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh is that h mert?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Haw's every little thing?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Mert? There's ah, what's they merg?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Your grandmother right tackle for who?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Whirch?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Grandmother's playing football?
Speaker 9 (04:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, she was deep sea fishing in Mexico, but she
didn't have the right tackle for swordsbo?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
What's ayrg?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Well thanks, let me talk to him.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Is this only?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Look, Holy, this is McGee, fiver McGee.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Kid?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, I got a surprise for.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You, McGee. For goodness sake, we're going out of.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Town only, and I'm leaving a couple of tickets at
the Elks Club for you on our way to the station.
At the Elk's Club, I'm leaving them huh yeah, little tickets.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, that's okay only hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
See you next week. Oly.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know, I'm glad you did that, diary. He's such
a nice little man.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
And oh, hey, there's a taxi cab. Grab your hat, baby,
I'll bring the gricks. Did you put the cat out?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh, we don't have a cat, do well?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I'm come on, What did information say about our crane dairy?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
She just laughs.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I asked her did we have time to grab a sandwich?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
And she says, we got time to go rabbit hunting
and cook the rabbits.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
She says, you never Please, will the parents of the
ten year old boy in the abam On cassidy shoot
who was checked through from Buffalo, New York please call
for him at what he has left of the Traveler's
Aid office.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know, I just love road stations. Yeah, people going,
people coming, people weeping on people's shoulders for fear they
might miss the train and have to stay a while longer.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, very dramatic place. Funny thing happened down here last week.
Salesman for an optical company lost a briefcase full of
blast eyes on the road bed.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Happitely days. Did somebody find it?
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
A doctor for the railroad says that was the first
time in thirty years he'd ever removed eyes from sinners.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
And the week before our invention, Please those passengers who
have been informed in all.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Space to the west coast has been sold out, and
then find the train half empty.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Please refrain from insulting the conductors.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
They have their own troubles, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'd like, Oh look McGhee, there's the old Teimer and
fancy you, oh mister old timer, Oh hi, old Timer.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hi Bessie for.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
You know you all. The reason I say you all
is I'm from the South. But I know that, Bessie,
you don't have to keep telling him.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yes, he's awful.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Power of being a Southerner kid. Her grandpa got guarded
bull run MESSI yes he did.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A fine soul dream.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
General Picket used to walk around his tent all night long,
and Grandpa, I'll tell it, Bessie.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'll tell it, tell it.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
It's her story in it. Yeah, but Bessie strings him
out too long. She kills more points than a two
bit pencil sharpenrror about you.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
If you say soul Tea is a masterful.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So now her had to battle a bull run.
Speaker 10 (07:52):
General Ticket used to walk round Bessie's grandpa's head all
night long. Finally her grandpa's head, Hey, General, what you idea?
And the General says, I'm a picket and you're a
non you in the soldier.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I should have told it.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Oty, are you kids from.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Meeting somebody down here? No, we're going away for a
little trip.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Mister old timer, wanna visit Molly's aunt Sarah for New
Year's gonna stand around and sing?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Should all the acquaintance be forgot? Whilst he makes out.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
A new will?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now McGhee, you know I love Aunt Sarah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I need you.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
There's something about her that appeals to me. Several things
oil wells, stocks and bonds folk.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Oh, speaking of oil folks, I made a little investment
last year in a wildcat well down in Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Isn't that interesting? A wildcat well? Did they strike anything?
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Six wildcats come climbing Artius. We shot them and made
Bessie a fair coat out of her.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Hey, Bessy, Yes.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
But I had to quit wearing you though, Teeve. My
sister's dog kept chasing me up trees.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Oh those cases, I could just dog string it out, Bessie,
you had your laugh.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
Well, so long, kids being Bessie's got to get over
to get six. The five fifty two's about doo.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh, you're gone away somewhere too, No.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
We I'll tell it, yes O cheeve, you always come
down to meet the five fifty two kids.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, only place we can park.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
And kiss each other for fifteen minutes without some nosey cop.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Shining a spotlight on us.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Come on, Bessie's a long kids, So long.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
This vasty sweet movie and the two.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Other or attention please rain number twelve.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
The cinder bucket now leaving on track forty.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Eight for feeling hollow.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
Whistleberg must in Point Johnston Junction to aunt Sarah's Oh,
welcome on.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Let's see that cup. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Y knows the orchestra and the powers in violin.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
Stancest the state station.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
They said, this.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Story.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
So here here, folks, this is it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Compartment seat, Go ahead, Molly step in.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh this is nice, man, Jerry mothery.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Little small, but I'll say it's a little small.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Step out now so I can step in with you.
My gosh, whoever laid out this compartment must have designed
it for a family of brooms. Which brooms.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I think it'll be all right, McGee, as soon as
the partner is through in here.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
So you want the tickets now, porter, Oh no, so
the conductor be around to get your tickets later.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
My job is just to make you folks come to
You can start by getting off my foot.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I'm taking your elbow out of my eyes.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yes, I'll put the bar cup, will you.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah, don't put the shoebox up there.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Don't put the shoebox up there.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Don't put the shoe box up there.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Leave that on the chair here.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I got a pair of old.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Sneakers in there, and I may get hungry later.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Goodness, I hope you don't get that hungry. If I
have to walk all the way to the diner, I
want to change shoes first. These new ones are tight.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
The dining cars right behind this one. Sir, Oh fine,
you don't feel like walking back there, you can get
off the paint.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
At the next stop.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
We gonna start up and get back on the donner.
Of course, you'll have to stay there till we get
the way you're going, because we don't back up.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Nothing else.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
No, no, this he'll be fine. Quarter mcgeea be borri
goes sir.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
You know?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Oh oh yeah, have you got any change money? This
is the smallest I've got.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
See, well, let's do it big this trip. Go ahead,
give him the whole quarter.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Okay, okay, if you say so, here you are boy,
all yours?
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Well, thank you kindly, sir. I've been running the quarter
for a long time, but all my folks keep giving
me them old do the doc bids.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Now, I might as well get used to throwing money
away anyhow. In case at, Sarah wants me to take
charge of her affairs.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
For only ye and Sarah hasn't had an affairs since
second basement from the pure distillers. Oh you mean her
business affairs?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah? Yeah, I got ruined her business.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
I mean I could run her business like nobody's business.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Hey, like you know what you up to the club.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Card and see if they'll make us up a couple
of hot buttered root bears.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Huh, that's a good idea. I want to see more
of the train anyhow, let's live it out fine, say
this train has everything with boys chair?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh look, my gosh, a barber shop.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
You know what, I think I'll get a shade.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
There's a man already in the chair, deary. Besides, I
wouldn't want a barber food around with me with a
razor on a train that's fast. Why suppose the train lurched?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Ah, those guys know their stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Molly, I'll bet he hasn't cut anybody shaved myself an
ant swarris.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Well, here we are, Moll, I grab a couple of
chairs by the door.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Here this is Oh isn't this a beautiful car? Magine? Yeah,
says it all right for us to be in here?
Do we have to be members to sit in the
club car?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Let's bluff it out, live it up.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
This is really Lord sent you these.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
The train which is about to pass us on the
last is the West Gone Limited for California, the Pony Express.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's a loud name for I wonder how they ever
happened to name it the Pony Express.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
They probably just got saddled in it some way.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Hey, I wonder if I should have left the tickets
in our compartment because the cond.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Molly, high pal, I've been looking for you ever since I.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Heard you were born in Heaven's sakes, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, c Jor Hey, how'd you know? We were on here?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Into a porter back there? Told me about a fellow
giving him his first two bit tips since nineteen thirty.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Put two and two together.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We're on our way to spend the holidays to Dan
Sarah mister wheel car.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Yeah, Molly's rich man jor Molly's rich an Jor.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
She may want us to help her ride a new
Will you going someplace? Or you're just going someplace? You
like to ride train?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I like I like to ride this club car. Pal.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I got such a bang out of watching the stewards,
the fun they had.
Speaker 13 (18:00):
It.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, hear them laughing. They're fracturing themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Are they killing jokes?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, no, When I'm just spilled a drink, watch them laugh.
They're tickled silly because they've got that floor covered with
Johnson's water repellent glow co Oh no, you're wiping up still.
Things is a pickness.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Picnic is full of ants, Junior, because you sneaked on her.
Look a.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Look at them.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
They remember how they used to have to coat that
floor every few days with wax. But since Johnson's great
water repellent glocal hit the market, Selenoleum stays protected three
or four times as long time its Willcox.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But we're on a holiday.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Every day is a holiday when you use Johnson's glow code,
that's because glow code is now water repellent.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I know, but we're going.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Because when those boys wipe up still things, they do
not wipe up the wax. Johnson's self polishing water repellent
glow coats stays on, stays bright much longer.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Exact the way they're filling water.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's better be way.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Wait a minute, those.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Guys are having all the fun. Hey, let me wipe
up one fellas.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
I'm the Johnston man.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Why you turn?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I want to wipe up something does not come off.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
It's just supposed to be a club car in its Hey, Stuart,
get me a flub.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
I want to beat up a junior out of junior Magee.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Hush that mister Wilcox earn a living for all of us.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That cash leaves.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
The cenderbucket is now passing some of the finest scenery
on this life. On your right is Mont Harbor, Bright,
known from coast to coast, is.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
The world's smallest mountain peet, having an altijude of twelve
feet above sea level.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
My gosh, I had I wish I had that speaker system.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
I could think of more interesting stuff than that, like
the diesel engines they got on here, for instance, Why
don't you talk about.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Gee, just what is the diesel engine anyhow?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
The new type of engine? It was in Ventagli Mechanic
in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
After he got him finished, he says to the railroad,
Look these guys, he says, diesel be the greatest sasions
usual ever seen. They flip the coin to see whether
they call them diesel or usual, and diesel one.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Let's get back our compartment. Kid, know the conductor may
be looking for.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Us the King's band across the colleagues. When you dance
the Old Year out.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Here we go, salute your partner, swing her round round
the bounce.
Speaker 14 (20:41):
Let her know your heart is happy when you dance.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
The Old Year out. Soon we'll be a hold your older.
So get red out and shout the folder heads.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
On your shoulder.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
As you dance the old, hear on the new year,
and the old hear out the new year and.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The old here out a new year dances.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
And remember when you danced.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
The Older out. But till he is a spirit. Uncle said,
it's got the count. Grandpa Jones can already hear it.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
When you dance the Old, hear out.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
World her now come to seven, kiss her and.
Speaker 14 (21:19):
She will think she's in heaven and you dance the
old hear out the new year in the older, out
the new year in the older, A new year dances.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
And remember when you dance.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
The older out.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
We've been general now and giving up. Well, well the
god boy get you here, here.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
We go, so's your part, missing.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Her round round about.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Let her know you are is happy when you dance
the old.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Here out Soon we'll be old year old.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Don't get red and on the shouting. Hould her head
on your shoulder.
Speaker 14 (22:04):
As you danced the old, deer out the new year
in the older, out the new year in the old,
dear out a new year dances, and remember when you
dance the old.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Isn't this fun? Macgee? It's been so long since we've
been on a trip. Yeah, and it's such a nice
little compartment. Everything's so modern.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Hey, look at this little cubby hole down here, says
place shoes here for shine.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
What about it?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's kind of silly anybody thinks I'm going to sit
on the floor here with my feet in that little
box waiting.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
For the.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
If you have glanced off the train window to the south,
you will notice that we are passing historic old lake
Pants Doom.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Lake Pantstom.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
It was on the east shore of Lake Pantstom.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
During the Revolutionary War, General Tangford was attacked by the
British and got caught. Was his.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Point of this will be reached at six thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Thank you, You're welcome there.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
You're getting hungry, Sookie. Let's go into the dining car
and grab off a few vitamins.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
All right, I am rather hungry, Meg.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Not too hungry.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I hope I didn't have a chance to get a
check cash before I left.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I only got about four bucks with me.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well set out to get a Sonali Ben a property
here maybe Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well, they are tickets, please, sir.
Speaker 15 (23:57):
The ticket you.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
BET's bud got them right here, still in the envelope.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, thank you sir.
Speaker 15 (24:03):
You folks having pleasant trip.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I tell you it couldn't be nicer, mister conductor. My
husband and I were just saying, just for you.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
Pardon me, madam. I'm afraid there's a slight mistake on
these tickets, sir.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
What do you mean mistake?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I've paid good, solid cash for them, tickets Buster and doors.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
I don't doubt that, sir, But these are.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Two tickets for the Biju Theater in Wistful.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This Heavenly Jay our theater tickets?
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Leg?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Do you suppose that you?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, I must left only the wrong tickets at the
Elks Club. He's got our railroad tickets and oh well,
near your pott and pen button, I'll write you a
check for the fair. I'm a little short of cash.
Speaker 15 (24:48):
I'm sorry, sir. We are not permitted to take personal checks.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Oh you're not able buy George iramagee.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Please. The man is merely following instructions. Can't we want
go ahead and have the tickets ready for you when
we get off conducted.
Speaker 15 (25:03):
I'm sorry, madam, I'm afraid not. The next stop is
at eight twenty tomorrow morning, and there'll be no way
to send a telegram. I'm afraid you'll have to get
off the train.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Oh yeah, I thought you said there wasn't any stops
till eight twenty am tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
That's when we get off anyway, So.
Speaker 15 (25:23):
Well, in an emergency like this, we can make a stop.
Bring your bag a full of signals.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
This way, please, madam, we'll let.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You off to the dining car.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Don't follow me.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Say I'm all that dirty love, you know? I have
to give only our train tickets to hide. Look what's
in a dining car where?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ooh, it's holy and it's why having dinner?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh my god, Hi holy, say you know what I do?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Damnit ge hollo message send me and my message that
you were going to thank you for doing eating these tickets.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
You're having a vonderful trip if you always wanted to
take a trip.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
On All right, totally you get off here, open the door, sir.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Wait a minute, conductor, we can explain.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's no use McGee. Come on. Well that's a lovely trip,
brief but enjoyable. What's the name of this hamlet Shakespeare?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I don't know, but there's a sign over there. Hmmm.
You ever heard of this place? North Loitering?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's no lightry Oh, name of the station is up there,
East Wistful Bister, East Wistful Bister.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
One of my gush, we're only twelve miles from home.
Actually this taxi yeah but yeah, I'll throw these bags
in the back.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Will it help us back? Get in money?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Where you folks vsu Theater and Wistful Vista butt and
make it snappy. The show starts in twenty.
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Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, I'm glad we come back. You know that was
a good show. He still want to go dance house tomorrow, Yes.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I do, Dearie. The holiday season is very sad time
for her.
Speaker 15 (28:49):
You know.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It was just twelve years ago at Christmas time that
she lost her husband. Oh they were shopping at the time.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
What happened to you. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
She just lost him in Macie's basement.
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