Episode 13 - week 6 preview - Footbald

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Sponsored by Monster. I was,hey, three monsters. He said he
was riding the horse. Exactly isriding a horse or riding the riding the
Bronco hyped up Week six. Everybody, Yeah, boys and girls. So

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we had a game on Thursday,and it was exactly how it would have
went. Uh. Russell Wilson is. Russell Wilson is absolutely horrific. I
mean, this dune lost. Hehad like fifty seven yards in the first
half. It's like, how areyou a quarterback and you only threw for
fifty seven yards? Russell Wilson gotthe bag. Can throw for more than

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that in a half. Russell gotthe bag and he's putting up Daniel Jones
numbers. So there you go.And you called it. You said you
think it was. It wasn't necessarilya p checko game, but it was
definitely a game that the Chiefs didn'tfeel threatened at no point, so they
didn't take any risk. And Iwas so pissed off they kicked all these

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field goals. I'm like, theydidn't have to press the button, they
didn't have to get on board,they didn't have to turn up the tempo
or do anything because their opponent waspretty much a high school squad they was
facing. And it's it's funny becauseI saw online the last two days and

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people were like, see, man, I'm telling you the Broncos defense is
legit. Kansas City is a bitof it. I'm like, do you
really think Kansas City was really putting? No, They're just like, let's
not get hurt. Let's let's winthe game and go taking nap like they
didn't have the option. It's likeone of those you ever. Well,

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I don't know how how deep orhow much you get into Madden when you
play a season, but I knowwhen I'm playing a season of Madden and
I'm playing a good opponent that gota good record, I'm pulling out all
the stops. But if I'm playingan opponent that may have a subpart record
or I deem it. Sorry,I'm using plays I never even used.

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I'm trying ways, even though iknow it might be an interception, I'm
just giving it a go. Right. That seemed like the Chiefs was like,
all right, let's let's scrap ourfirst two pages of the playbook.
Let's dig deep, and let's usethese plays and see if they were And
here's the funny part the Holmes wasdecking around and he's still put up three

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hundred. Yeah, touchdown. Iwould have been a little bit more happy.
Ber I don't know. Maybe maybebecause you're playing Kelsey so the only
success with is the dude I'm facing. It's like you're kind of a tight

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end. I'm like, you're You'rehaving such a rough go of it,
man, Like this year, Ifeel bad, but I don't feel as
bad because I was getting the bootsput to me for the first three or
four weeks. So I'm like,I mean, I've had success in the
league, you know, but itcould be just one of those years where
this out it doesn't matter. Youwent what thirteen and one and lost in

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the first round last year, soit doesn't mean anything anything till week fourteen.
All this is a seeding, tobe honest, discouraging, did not
even bescorned like I was, LikeI said, I porn and still losing,
That's one thing. But to benot even scorn, well that's what
I was. Well, that's whatI was doing, and that is he

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is discouraging. No, and you'reputting up this, this, this,
and it's like, no, itdon't matter. You still can't win,
So so I don't know, there'snot really much more to talk about that
game. Jerry Judy is trash andSteve, Steve Smith is the goat.
He is a fucking national treasure.Uh. I'm honestly, and I will

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tell you this usually I just namedthe episodes. You know, week seven
preview, I'm gonna name this episode. Was it Week six or something?
Whatever? Week? It is?Week six a Tier three podcast. So
just just a shout out to SteveSmith, because Mike, I mean,

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even if even if you don't reallyrespect the person's game, you knew you
grew up watching him, you knewhe was a legendary receiver for Carolina and
even when he went to Votimore,he was still at the top of his
game. Even if you don't respecthim to that high level or he's not
one of your favorite players, youstill take advice from somebody that did it

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before you. If if you knowwhat you were, you know what you
used to be told as a kid, you know what you know what your
parents want? You back talk?What would they what would they tell you
if you back talk them? Well, after they hit you, I was
like, what what did they tellyou? They didn't tell you nothing.
They said they said, they saidrespect your elders. So Jerry Dudy young

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man, you should respect your eldersand the people that laid the path before
you because you were a first roundpick that you were. You were the
Ryan Leaf of white outs right now. So I'm just something. You know,
I got goofy analogies. This ismy goofy analogy for this. Oh,
I'm excited. There's a cornfield hasn'tbeen touched, a friend starting strong,

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starting strong, cornfield hasn't been touched. But there's one person that went
ahead of you, knocked down thepath, moved up out of the way.
And you're not gonna listen and godown that same path that that person
went. You're gonna take your ownpath into the cornfield and get one look
at you at your analogy game.I'm man, I'm just saying. I

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mean the man Magga Haller. Idon't know, is Steve Smith in the
Hall of Fame? I don't thinkso is he? I don't I don't
know? Should be he will be? Then you know he had a career
that he can questionably be there.So you're gonna discourage You're gonna dismiss advice

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or even a handshake from this person, as if you've done a fuck anything
in the NFL. What is JerryJudy done in the NFL? He had
I think it's rookie year. Hehad like seven hundred yards or something that
year. This dude ain't even crackeda thousand yet, Who the fuck are
you? Nobody? He's nobody,overhyped under and now yeah some of that,

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some of that drafted in the firstround. So everybody is, oh,
man, it's a big name.No, it's not. He hasn't
done anything to warrant a big name. It's a big name the first year.
When you don't do ship, thenyou're just the bust. You're a
bust. That's what you are.So he hasn't done anything. He's he's
injury prone, he's always hurt.Now, does he have a problem at

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quarterback? Yeah? Probably, youdon't know what how many but you dropped
the ball literally and figuratively all thetime. Anyway, let's stop giving him
publicity because we are giving them freepublicity. But he came out in that
same class that Ceedee Lamb came out, and I think it was another receiver
that came out in that same draftclass, and I thought it was a

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pretty decent class, but so farit's only been Cede Lamb that really shined
in that in that class. Yeah, all right, boys and girls,
you know, you all know theformat from last week. Same deal.
I'm gonna I'm gonna cover the awayteam and my man's gonna cover the home
team and we'll talk about any youknow, start set fancyation. I don't

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even see the record ticker. Yeah, it's up top o. See this
simple motherfucker left. My goodness.Oh boy, Oh, we have our
special guest back. He's back.He's back in the shadow realm. He

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uh, he's a special guest.Book quote tastes around special. I said
it, you said it. Fine, all right, let's go matchups.
So we are back in London becauseI I don't know why it just keeps
happening, but I think it's thelast one. Though, how many has
it been? It's been three?Right, But then they're going to Germany.

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Yeah, I mean, I knowit's more international. I'm talking about
London. I think it was.So it's three London, one Germany and
then one. They always had thatone at Mexico City or at studio at
stat gu or some shit like that. Look you Spanish ship. Yeah,
so we still got two more internationalgames, but this is the last one

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that's in London, and I'm involvedin almost all of them. I'm telling
you, they're gonna straight up moveover there. They're gonna like have like
dual citizenship. I mean, I'veseen on that little Fantasy Live channel they
like they had somebody from the UKon there. He was a fan and
he was a Jacksonville fan. Hewas like, I became a fan because

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we see them the most. Imean, they are die hard Jacksonville Jaguar
fans over there. I mean,my condolences, but hey whatever, I
mean, it was okay. Imean they've been getting they made the playoffs
last year. That's crazy. Ithink the Chargers real quick. So if

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you've ever kind of seen things aboutlike the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, their
attendance is garbage, all right,the baseball team, okay, the Jacksonville
attendance terrible too. Is that whythey always go over there because they're like,
well, it's not like their hometeam or home teams are missing anything,
or is it just like it justhappened fan base has definitely not sold

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out most Like I said, theygot swimming pool in the stadium, and
I remember a few years you knowhow sometimes they block off sections of the
bleachers. They've done that there too, because there's just people just they don't
kind of be why. Then thatmight be why, because it's Florida's like
about sports, which I get it, because you know Florida, most of

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them can't spell sports. Those teams, I mean, those area Florida's they
they're concerned with Tampa and that hasn'tbeen the greatest, but now they are
because you know, Tom brought hima championship and we're not able to Mike
all studding the word done. SoTampa's been pretty pretty faint. And then

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the Dolphins everybody loved they you know, they love Yeah forgot they don't even
carry. But when I think ofFlorida, I just think of like banging
your cousin, Republicans and guns,he said, banging your cousin. They're
like they're like warm West Virginia.All right, let me stop pissing off
our ship, all right, Sogood day. We wake up tomorrow at

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nine thirty and watch the Ravens againstthe Titans, the Titans titties. I
don't know something about nipples. Idon't know. So who's the who's deemed
the home team in that one?I well, so it's marked Ravens verse
Titan. So I'm gonna assume theTitans and the home team. Yeah,

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sure, like it fucking matters atthat point. You know, no one's
traveling overseas and see the Titans.Let's be honest, all right, So
I'm gonna cover the Ravens. Sothey they activating, they activated Keaton Mitchell.
I don't know who this guy is. I know that he was our

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clue about this guy. I'm like, he was like, oh, I've
kept seeing people pick him up anddrop him in in different leagues. I
mean, and I'm like, whywho is this witch? Yeah? And
that's that's kind of my fault andyour fault for not really watching college.
But I can't. I'm not gonnachange up how I live life because the
show. Sorry, it's just Idon't care enough about that part. I'm

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not gonna start watching college so Ican get better at fantasy. I think
I'm doing pretty okay. So,yeah, me through that painful experience just
to just to get better at right, Like if I need to, I
listen to HERB State, He'll giveme my information I need. We'll keep
it moving. Yeah, training campand then you know, even then I

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don't. I don't even you knowme in drafts. I don't really go
rookies. I don't. I don't. You gotta I'm Missouri. I'm gonna
show me State. You got toshow me before you gotta do something in
order for me to waste capital onyou, especially like mid round capital.
So I stayed away from that BJohn Robinson, but I mean I was

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Daisy. But also it's kind oflike who knows all right, so he's
activated, so that just makes itanother ridiculous backfield get even more ridiculous.
Interesting thing. They're still putting uhHumphreyes on a snap count a little bit,

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which probably makes sense because the wayhe got burnt last last week by
by you talking about defense like fantasyNo. But I but it is important.
It is important just because you know, he is their their main,
their main corner. So it's like, yeah, so I mean it's interesting.

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I mean, now is does thatmake anybody more interesting? Probably not,
because that passing offense is dog shitbut whatever. Obviously, look you're
starting the normal people, Lamar FlowersAndrews. If you want to coin flip
and pick a running back to start, good luck, I would. I
wouldn't, But if you're in adeep league, you can talk one of

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those guys in there. Somebody's gonnaget something at some point. That's Justice
Hill or this new kid or heeven even got Melbourne Gordon. I don't
even know if to activate him,but I don't even think he's hit the
field yet. I think Gus wouldprobably be your only to me, yeah,
Justice Hill runs in a touchdown hereand there, so yeah, it's
a coin flip between Justice Hill andGus Edwards. To me, if you

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can avoid it, avoid it like, don't don't let me ask you this,
let me ask you this. Ido have this dilemma. In my
other league, Connor went down.Why I are that was one of my
backs, and Aaron Jones is outbecause of Dubai, and I do got

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to start a running back and mychoices are Gus Edwards or Jerome Ford who's
playing against San Francisco. So whatwe got said words all day? You
would go with Gus even though hecould be he could not do anything over
Jerome Ford, who is we'll getinto the we'll get into Cleveland later in

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the matchups, but Dashaun ain't playing. How much running are they really gonna
do. They're gonna be playing catchup from coming out of the out of
the locker room there there there,I mean the whole week and then just

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yesterday. I'm just thinking, like, they're gonna they're gonna have to run,
like because they're not They're starting PJ. Walker, but San Fran knows
they have to run too, Soit's like they're not gonna get anything.
I guess I'd take a chance on. I don't think you can make a
good decision either way, but Iwould feel safer with guys. I have

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to make a decision between one ofthem because at least at least Gus will
get you something. Jerome who knows. I mean, let's put this way.
Even in that convoluted backfield, Gusis gonna get more opportunities than drums.
San Francisco is just that dominant.Yeah, even if they had to
show and I'd still be like,yeah, Gus against San Fran. San

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fred is that team that I'm like, I'm not playing anybody, anybody.
If I could have pivot from playinganybody against him, I'm gonna try.
If I drafted Jesus Christ, I'mlike, look, he's nah, Jesus,
we gotta sit you down this week. It's like, look, you
can walk on war you can walkon water, but both of them fuck

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you up. Red Warner. Thatlinebacker is all world and it's weird because
his name is Fred just feels weirdto me. I'm like, I don't
know any friends would swag besides FreddyKrueger right, like they stopped making friends
like twenty five years ago, LikeFred said Sam and said at previous job.

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Don't you look like a Fred.It looks like a pedal anyway?
All right, So cover the tittiesTitans, Titans, all right, quarterback,
you're in the world. I heardif you really got to start Ryan
Tannehill with some people deep leagues,two quarterback leaves, they probably have to
trot them out there. And thenyou got King Henry Side kicked this new

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taj Spears dude, Yeah, Iwould give him a go d hop.
Yeah. Second receiver, you takea coin flip if you really want to
try it out. Westbrook, Kinaor somebody else. I don't I don't
even know them. That's that's adeadly dangerous game. Yeah, a key

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is kind of like your everybody's onby and everyone's dead. But the teams
that are on by, it's likeyou, I don't care what's your league
formats, you can find a betteroption on waiver and tight end wise that
a co un quote person who hehasn't really shined this year, so you
will be taking a drastic chance.But uh, the two big players in

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that in that offense is pretty muchKing Henry and this new kid is Taji
Spears. Is the Tandy? Isthe problem Tanny is? They need to
figure something out. They actually hada relevant quarterback. I think they could
actually have a decent team because theirdefense isn't terrible, but they're just always
they traded for Cousins, you know, they would be instant playoff contender because

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they got defense. They needed aquarterback. I love Kirk Cousins. Okay,
yes, that's the London game.Let's go yep, all right,
So one am or PM whatever,I don't know, it's London time.
Carolina, Caroline Miami, Where isthis at team? You name? Is?

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This is the home. That's thehome. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Sanders is out, Tube is in. I honestly I think Cuba should
have been in regardless he has morejuice. I never, ever, ever,
has been a believer in Sanders.I think we already covered that.
He just just nothing's there, evenin Philly. Like he's one of those

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He's another one of those players Istay away from. I never draft.
No, there's no there's no gamethere. Terrace Marshall's on the trade block.
He is, Yeah, nobody can. He's another one that he's like
that Curtis Samuel slash person that justeveryone hyped him up and thought he was
going to be this gadget player andhe never developed into it. He's never

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done anything. Yeah, And Idon't know how much that has to do
with skill or just utilization, butman, he's inconsequential. People took gambles
on it. I know I haveplenty of people. I've seen him float
all over the wire and everybody's team. He probably was on sixteen different teams.
You know what they do, youknow what they should do. They
should trade Terris Marshall to Denver forJerry Judy. We talked about it.

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Feeling if you're in a pinch,you could chase not a productive this year.
I don't care what you say.I understand you've been trying to write
him off since two years ago,but he's still is producing. Like I
remember, I had him on mysquad last year. He was like feeling
like you wrote that man off threeyears ago. Yeah, I mean it.

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He seems he's slowing down, slowingdown, slowing down, but then
he gets garbage time stuff and it'slike, so, I don't care how
you get them, he getting them. Yeah, that's all I got for
Carolina. There's not really much ayap about them. Yeah, you'll be
You're a fool if you start andHunter what was his name, Hayton Hurst.

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That's it. That's the thing.I'm not even to talk about.
Who if I'm not starting anybody,I'm not man. I mean the quarterback
who I don't know you, Idon't even know your name. Get away
from it. Who is your onlyplay? Yeah? Other than that,
stay away from him? Okay,Miami, where you start? You can
start anywhere here? Tua, yougot the burners, you got Tyreek,

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you got waddle, no real tightend to really speak of in Miami.
The eight chain is hurt. He'son the e are now, so the
backfield is pretty much solely Raheems.I know you in love with that fail

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him with the Achmed dude or SalvionAchmed or something like that. So it
sounds like it sounds like a fuckingdisease. But now that sounds like the
dude down the street that runs thebodega Salvi and Achmed. So so I'm
pretty sure I got that Lucy outof him. He was talking. You
said that Lucy Chappelle. Jeff.Yeah, they're saying that he was practicing,

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but they never took him off.I R. So, yeah,
it's solely Ruheem Moster's backfield. Soit's Moster wadle Hill Tua. Most is
gonna be a monster, and it'sit's gonna he's I think, and now
this probably is a little bit biased, but I think this guy is gonna

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be like, yeah, when achange comes back, he's not gonna see
the field as much because I'm gonnashow you all something. Most A lot
of people made puns and it waslike must start, yeah start, yes,
ye all right, So New Orleansand Texas is the next game.

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Car looks bad. Car looked badbefore he even got hurt. Now he
looks worse. I don't think it'sgetting any better. I will tell you.
I mean, it's funny because Imade that a lab of a trade
to get rid of him, likein week two or whatever, and I'm
I'm pretty sure that opened some eyesare like, wow, what is he
doing? Great move? The buildingwas on fire and you got out through

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the to the what's called the escapeemergency exit? Huh emergency exit? No?
No fire escape? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm like, what
are those call things? Like youwould down? What's that thing? You
used to escape fires? So yougot out in the burning building right right

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intentionally too, because I'm just like, oh, I don't want to do
that. But when you offer me, you offered me my stack hurts an
Aj. I'm like, I'll trademy wife. I don't give a ship
so a lave. He just needsa better QB. That's kind of my
feel Cam. Who knows, Imean you would. He used to not

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be game proof. Now I thinkhe is kind of game for you know,
It's I don't know, it's hejust doesn't He doesn't strike fear in
the defenses. He doesn't excite me. And that's the thing. It doesn't
excite me to see him on thefield. It's kind of like if you
broke down pretty much careers into quarters. Cam is in the third or maybe

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even the fourth quarter of his career. So yeah, I yeah, his
game is sad. Like it's sadbecause you don't want to see him go
out like like kind of a punk. I mean lee in love with Alta
Kamara. I mean I got hisjersey and everything. In his prime,
Oh my god, he was electricnow absolutely Yeah, Juan Johnson he's out

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out with, so maybe in yearspast that'd make more more of a difference.
But I just Car is this.I don't know Car is doing Car
things. So I don't even knowhow Alvin Kamara is having any success that
he's having because if I was adefense I would just pretty much stack the

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box and say, Car, beatme with your your wobbly arm, see
if you can do that. Himwould have no success if I was the
decordinator. Not I mean I wouldavoid Car if you can, if you
can, but I mean trotting outMichael Thomas, Yeah, Michael Thoms,
I mean he's been surprisingly and Ihate he's not been over the top crazy,

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he's not been bottom of the line. He's just been a solid ten
eleven points. Yeah, And Ithink at this point everyone's just happy that
he's actually on the field without gettinghurt every other every other week, you
know. And that's good because hewas such a stupid talent. He was
a lave before a lavae. Andnow it's just like Cars pissing me off

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because the one player I got inthat offense for heat Shahead is not getting
anything because he's a down the fieldthreat and Car and I actually put I
actually put in my little start setthere. It's like set for sheet because
he's definitely sitting down. You can'tbecause until he until he can actually do
something and gets the production, thenyou're he's the NBS right now. That's

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I mean, I got it.I ain't gonna say I got a rule,
but I mean I'm starting to developthe rules, even in your league,
as deep as your league is.I got a rule. If you
if I put you in three weeksand you pop out a zero or less
than five and three weeks, Igotta sit you down. I'm not gonna
keep trotting you out there. Expectingsomething different. I'm just not so you
got three You got three times tofuck up in my roster, and I'm

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gonna sit you down until something elsehappens. And youve had you even had
Jamis, you know, for fora week, and he's a gun slinger,
and you still couldn't really like,well, agent, they never played
Jameis. Remember car Ruck came inand oh yea, they never If they
would have played Jis would have poppedoff. And they were saying Jameis was
gonna start that whole week, andthen that Sunday or that night. Oh

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they feel optimistic and cars in thelineup. I'm like, oh my,
they never started Jamis. That's amistake. Hard must have seen it.
He probably was like, this dude'sgonna run this office way better than I
am. I got I gotta getin there and do something. I don't
care if I can only throw itthree yards. I'm not letting this dude

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taste. It is like mister steellyour girl, that's what he is.
Oh, you're looking a little sad. It was like his girl was there
and James was like, Hey,I'm just gonna take her to breakfast.
It's just breakfast. I don't know. They gone pretty long at breakfast.

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They see, you know, yougot her legs up hitting the chandelier.
Yeah, car made sure that hedidn't. He didn't let his girl go
out to breakfast with James. Sothat that Yeah, that's I mean,
there's there's not much there Texans.The wonder C. J. Stroud is

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excellent. I mean, this dudeis looking like a seasoned veteran quarterback every
week start. I feel like atthis point, I don't think he can
not a two quarterback lead. LikeI don't know about a one quarterback lead
where he's not yet, but atwo quarterback lead he's now every week without
question strout, he's throwing at theNico Collins, He's throwing at the Bobby

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Trees. Tank Dale is out witha concussion. The running backs, Damian
Pierce, who has y'all y'ah,he still has him as questionable. Who
thank though they rolled him out,they did, they rolled him out two
days ago, but they still haven'tquestionable. They don't even have him as

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an out or a doubtful. Theygot straight. Yeah. Yeahs being weird
lately, I don't understand it.But yeah, so Pierce I know y'all
are disappointed. Whoever has he isthe number one back. I don't even
know another back. Oh no,Singletary, is you got crazy? Yeah?

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Crazy as hell. If you're tryinghim out, I have no idea
who the tight end is. Andthat's the tech since Shoults dude Shults Oh
yeah yeah yeah yeah, don't showYeah, so yeah, you can give
him a try. With that beingsaid, he has done nothing this year
except you know, I think lastweek and that was yeah, yeah,
that's that's what they paid him thebag for. So it's like whoops the

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doozles, which is crazy because theyactually have a passing offense. It just
doesn't make any sense why he's notgetting play. He might get because Dale
there, So I don't know.Ye, well that's mouth defeat. You
know, I'm definitely helping. That'sthe case with Bobby Trees that you know,
he's gonna pick up some extra targetsbecause take Dale and there. Bobby

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Trees is are like weird threesome partner. Yeah, we just passed him back
and forth, both of us.He was I think every year. I
think every year we have played oneof them, one of us has had
him at some point. Yeah,Bobby Trees, he's that dude. We
need to get Bobby Trees. Jerseyactually said, as much as we sucking
play him, we should probably hisbrand. I'll be Trees. So that's

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the Trees, all right. Sonext game is Washington in Atlanta. Wolf.
So I feel like samhow is okay? Kind of you know, m
nothing crazy but nothing not as terribleas you know, there's not many because

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he just he has like a fitsmagic gunslinger feeling. He definitely got the
gunslinger mentality where he don't give aflying and he's throwing it right, and
I'm like, you rather you justthrow it and it goes somewhere wrong to
to see you back your patting itand you're running it and you're jumping out
it. You can't he pickt itand ship all over the place. I

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hate that ship. Throw the dydamnpill. You are a quarterback. Throw
the peel. I don't give afunk where you throw it. Throw it.
And it's not like they don't havetalent. I mean, you got
scary terry out there. You gotyou know, Brian Robinson, which you
can carry, which which can snag? You got Gibson who can snag it?
You got you know, Logan Thomas, which is like all of a

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sudden like, oh yeah, don'tforget about me. I'm actually really good
at football. Yeah, I don'tknow if Kurtis Samuel is playing. I
guess he's hurt, but I thinkhe's it's he's questionable. But I don't
know that dude is hurt way morethan he plays. He hurt all the
time. I mean he's one ofthose players that they can go the whole

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summer and he will come out andbe questionable for the first game, Like,
I mean he hurt like you hadto heal all the other who's the
other guy can't? Yeah, JohanDawson. Yeah, I mean he's talented
too. I mean they actually hehas people to chuck it to. I
mean in a weird, strange way. They actually have like a good looking

(32:58):
offense. It's just the ma ofthem putting it all together. They even
got what's your name calling the placebe inge me? So yeah, I
don't know how together. Yeah,I mean I think it's gonna be a
chemistry thing. They actually may havesomething going there. It'll be interesting to
see because they I feel like theydon't have a winnable division, but I
feel like they have a they couldbe a perennial like second play, second

(33:22):
place, you know, wild cardteam. So I don't know. That's
all I got for Washington. Youshould pretty much only have one person for
Atlanta and then be done with it. Yeah. I don't even think I
would start Desmond Ritter even in thetwo quarterback league, so I wouldn't start
him in a three quarterback league.B John Robinson John new Smith has been

(33:47):
getting some extra looks. Some peoplestill drawn to the name Johnny's questionable at
least, so oh, I didn'tsee that. They said that he was
ready to go. That's what Imean. He was questionable in the middle
of the week. I don't knowif he got cleared now, but you
know, it's always it's always somethingthat he finished the week off with a
couple of fool practices, so yeah, he's good to go. Some people,

(34:13):
like I said, Kyle pitts uhVers, Drake London, who's been
you know, somewhat productive. That'sit. That is it. It's an
ugly team to play like. It'syou don't play anyone except on until good
about it. To be fully honest, it's just like, okay, because

(34:36):
you're not. First of all,we need to get Corderio out of there.
That's what we need to do.We need to get cord It's like,
did he piss somebody off on thatcoaching staff? This too was the
hottest thing in the NFL, andso he slowly got replaced by Tyler l.
G. Now you've got be JohnRobinson and now he's not even He's

(34:58):
not even a lot to even andget a helmet. So he's like healthy,
scratches and shit. It's like,I get him, get him somewhere
where he can get played because he'ssuper talented, old, like, he
does not have that much longer hecan return. I mean, like,
I don't understand. They're just theyjust put him in the cellar, to

(35:19):
the dock somewhere. Like wow,some coaching staffs are just real dumb man.
That's how I look at it.Yeah, all right, next on
the dock at Indy and Jacksonville.So I know we kind of had a
little fun with it. I wouldstart Gardner. I would start the two

(35:40):
quarterback league. Yes, yeah,I would say, you can also start
Moss and Taylor, both of them. I would say don't sit either one
of them. And that may bechasing the points of last week, but
you'll kick yourself if you do,because we don't know, we don't know

(36:00):
what's gonna happen. We don't knowwhat the split's gonna be. And and
until that earns, you just playhim. Yeah, see what happens.
I mean, it's it's gonna besimple as that. Ye Pittman stardom,
Josh Downs. He's almost become likean auto start, especially now with with
Gardner. It's like, dude,he's gonna shuck it all day. So

(36:22):
yeah, you know he he maynot get you a tuddy, but he's
gonna get you some receptions and somedownfield targets. So strangely enough, and
and the crazy thing is, Ifeel like I feel the exact same way
even if Richardson's in there, stillsay start all the same people. There's

(36:43):
really not anything to shy away fromtheir Strangely enough, they're actually a good,
good offense. So you can slapthe quarterback. I mean, you're
starting Richardson if he plays, you'restarting Minsheet he plays. So yeah,
nothing changes, you're just expecting differentoutcomes a little bit. Yeah, here
it is, but you're not toget you a Russian touchdown. But no,

(37:07):
but he's that type of cat thatwould do some goofy ship like that
just to do like a twenty yardrollout, just like hey ha ha with
house money. So right, gofor Jacksonville. Sorry about your luck.
Trevor Lawrence, he's throwing to ChristianKirk. He's throwing to Calvin Ridley,

(37:28):
Jay Jones. I think he's eitherquestionable or maybe out. I think he's
out. Yeah, he's another injuryprone type of player. Handed it off
to Travis Etn. Yeah, everybodyhad all his faith in this new kid
take bigally, but I haven't seenhim. Didn't the damn thing? Did
you? Did you see anything?So uh, that's if you're holding on

(37:52):
to him and you have a rosterspot like just sitting and there's no one
else, Okay, cool, siton him. But if you are debated,
dude, get rid of him.He's not doing. Etn is showing
no signs of slowing down or injuryprone nothing. It's just like Tank,
You're you're just uh ingram Ingram whowas wildly productive last year but hasn't happened

(38:20):
quite that much success this year.So yeah, yeah, I think he
came back down to earth. Hestart he's being the ingram that was in
in New York, New York onceagain. Another dude that got the bags
and it's like, oh okay,I'm good now that what happened. Yeah,
that's Jacksonville. That's it. Yeah, Seattle at Senci. Uh,

(38:46):
Seattle's coming off the buy. Souh, I know Gino got a little
little banged up last game, hadplay any of time to kind of heal
up. So that's good. Obviouslyyou're gonna start your your normal wide outs
you know. Uh dk Lockett go. If you're an idiot like me,

(39:08):
start j s N. I wantto say, don't tell you're gonna leave
your own man. Yeah, Iwas hoping for so many better things and
there's still maybe better days ahead.They're giving him like bullshit. I'm just
like, come on, man,oh man, I just don't have faith
and rookies. Man, you gottajust if you show me something, dude,

(39:30):
I'm like, show me that it'snot too big for you. Because
college I traded for him, that'sthe thing I traded. He was a
part of the tree. He waspart of the Derrick Henry trade. So
I didn't draft him. Yeah,I wouldn't say he's necessarily a throw in,
but I'm like, Okay, thisguy has good upside. We'll see
a bit of a throw in.I'll take it. He has been wildly

(39:52):
unproductive and it's insanely frustrating, buthe also seems like that player that can
literally take a swing pass for sixty. I just think it's the offense.
I don't think that offense can supportthree productive receivers. I mean, it's
only it's always been either your abuseor Dug Ball. And like one other

(40:19):
player, I don't say. Theyseems like only that offense can only support
because they like to run so much. Oh Kenneth Walker. They love to
run so much that they don't reallyuse three wide receivers like that. Now,
I will say the choice I'm makingin my in in in the league

(40:40):
here, I normally start golf.I'm actually starting Geno instead. I feel
like he's gonna be more productive thanYes, it's since he and it's gonna
be like it should be. Knowingus, it'll be nine to three,
but it's supposed to be a seeon paper, it seems like a hot

(41:02):
scoring affair, so it should bea fun game. That's that's really about
it with with since the Seattle Sowhat do you got Cincy here? Joe
Cool? Of course you're in acall. Okay, I'm gonna say,
what the heck that's your vibrator goingoff? You weren'tupposed to tell them?

(41:25):
Man, Okay, that's why Ikeep mine in my asss Joe Burrow.
Of course we call him Joe cool, you know, of course? I
mean now, of course, becauselast week we're like Jo nerdy. He

(41:49):
wasn't cool at all. That wasa terrible dad joke, by the way,
Yeah it was. You got JamarChase Teas game time decision that well,
yeah, they they just came outa little bit before the recorded saying
that, I mean, I knowearlier, I'm good about it. Now

(42:10):
they're saying like it's looking more likely. Yeah me personally, Nope, sit
him, Sit him. That's arib injury. That takes one slightly hard
tackle. Now you're out of points. I don't know, would you start
him? What would you do?If I had a different option, I

(42:35):
would try to go to it.But if I didn't have no other I
think he was gonna he gonna beon a snap count even if he plays
you know, yea to really gethim in there to too much, you
know, so, I don't know, I would look for different options.
Scary scary play. Sorry, goahead. And then like you said,
I think you said, there's athere's a buy coming up, so they're
not gonna push him that hard,you know, right, the other bias

(42:59):
a week after I believe, Yeah, they really shouldn't play him though with
this dude heal, yeah, there'sno point you got Tyler boyd mix mixing.
Yep, tightyen really no h nobody'strying on that tight end. That's

(43:22):
it interesting. What's interesting and scaryis the fact that what they did last
week, everybody knew the game planand he just pulled a straight kelsey.
It's like, you can't stop me. It doesn't matter, you know,
I'm going That's what we just talkedabout. It and that Denver game,

(43:46):
that Denver Chiefs game, even theannouncers, even Al Michael's in herb Street
was like everyone knows what's going tohim. How is he wide open?
Like I don't just do not understandit, Like it's like, why are
you not? It doesn't matter,It doesn't matter. He's just he's so

(44:08):
much better. He's he's like Jefferson, man, he's so much better than
everybody else on the field. Itdoesn't matter what you do. You just
double them and hope for the best. There you go, like there's nothing
else you can do with it.Yeah, so chases, like you said,

(44:28):
he pulled a chase, you know, and it was just like I
don't know what to do, youknow. So, yeah, that's it
with the Bengals. Yeah, Ijust, I mean, I don't give
a shit about the Bengals at all, but like from the person a person's
standpoint, I really, I reallywish they would just sit Higgins. It.
It doesn't make sense to jeopardize thisdude's health, It really doesn't.

(44:52):
You gotta buy a week the nextweek. Let the dude's broken fucking ribs
heel. I don't know, Likeit's not like he has a bone bruise
on his knee. He's broken fuckingribs. He's a wide receiver. He
takes hips from safeties and cornerbacks andlinebackers, you know, in his fucking
ribs. I don't know a rightbeyond me. All right, Next on

(45:19):
the agenda that we got let mesee Minnesota and Chicago. So uh,
we all heard the unfortunate news thatJJS on the IR so obviously not start
him, but Addison. It isAddison fucking season. Let's ride, Let's
go kJ Osborne. He's become nowan absent and an auto start because of

(45:43):
that, because they're just such athrow heavy offense. Madison, I don't
know if he's good or not.I really really don't. Like I'm hard.
That's hard to gauge. He's anemotional roller coaster. I mean I
traded him off on on his highweeks and he seemed to still be productive,
and I definitely I will say Ikind of got burnt by a little

(46:04):
bit because they thought, you know, Akers isn't coming there and steal a
bunch of snaps, and that's nothappening. Madison is playing like I'm trying
to keep my job. It's kindof like the guy that's on his final
warning, so he does everything hecan work up. You know, coming
from management day, I know thatwhen you on that final warning, Narrow,

(46:27):
you're the best person ever, bestemployee, mother after call, come
down, handled time is great.I'm convinced over the last four years that
Kirk Cousins is the ugliest, ugliestauto start ever. You will play him
every week and you never feel greatabout it until like he starts playing.

(46:52):
It's like, ah, okay,I'm fine with it. It is such
a weird thing, like he shouldbe an elite fantasy quarter back, but
he's always on the waivers. He'salways never drafted. It's just like,
that's fucking Kirk Cousins. He's like, I fell for nine thousand yards because
our team is terrible always. Whydon't you want Their defense is so terrible

(47:15):
that they're always in ketchup all thetime, always, always, even when
they're losing their somehow catching even thoughthey're playing touch up. Yeah, they
can be two touchdowns and they stillgotta put them again because their defense can
get a touchdown like that. It'sfirst, it's it's first in three and

(47:35):
they're chucking it all three times.They're like, fucking let's go, okay,
let's do it. He's said it'sfirst than three and they chuck it
in sixty yards down the fields,fucking twenty yard fucking in routes. It's
like he said his first and theychucking it. They like, let's go

(47:59):
yeah, but answer from a fantasyperspective, you're like, your goddamn right,
you are? You love it?You're like, man, just chuck
that thing. They don't give meship. But management is like, why
we don't want to win? Now, That's why I was kind of I'm

(48:22):
pretty sure was even successful in thatoffice because it seemed like they don't never
run. But yeah, they wouldthey run it, but well that's the
second they would run that. Theywould run once every ten plays. That's
probably why that was running so hard. He was like, man, this
is my only shot for the nextLike my stat line is gonna be five

(48:43):
for ninety. Also, there maybe some real There may be some reality
here. Kirk Cousins may have KirkCousins on his fansy team. I'm just
saying, he said, man,or I'm changing the play at the line
of scrimmage, so points run it. What the fuck does that mean?

(49:10):
Yeah? All right, go goshuy Town here. You covered all the
Minnesota right yeah? Madison, Yeah, Madison Addison. There needs to be
like another it's in somewhere in there, like Sam Samuelson Hawkins, you forgot

(49:34):
about him? I surely did,damn you get about the players, motherfucker.
There's a lot of sons there.Son. Yeah, I do keep
forgetting for whatever reason, He's alwaysgoing to be a Detroit guy. To
me, it's just it feels justweird to have him there. So Madison
Addison Hawkinson, it sounds like afucking lawyer at they shot town. Justin

(50:06):
Fields, hoping he don't go offbecause I play against him. He throws
the DJ Moore that whole crazy explosionlast week. I hope that that turns
into a firecracker this week. Itabsolutely will. I bet, I bet
you dj dj doesn't top fifty yards. That's the type of player DJ Moore

(50:28):
is. That's what I said.He's another player I just stay away from.
I don't draft him never because he'swildly inconsistent. Yeah, I mean,
he'll have it. He'll have athree touchdown game and then, like
you said, follow that up withforty yard, three catch, forty yard
game, right, what, No, DJ Moore, you did it again?

(50:50):
So Fields, DJ Moore Mooney doesn'teven exist. Yeah, Cole Comet,
Yeah, Chicago's backfield got decimated.So I got lucky on the waiver
wire and I picked up Deontay Foreman. Yeah, take the snap. So

(51:12):
I'm hoping he duplicates some of thatsuccess he had in Carolina because in Carolina
he was running. He was runningpossessed in Carolina, so he was running
for a job, That's what hewas doing. Yeah, so Herbert and
I are and then clear concussion protocol. I mean, I would say,
at least for the next four weeks, you at least have one starter and

(51:35):
a backup for three. So Imean, not a not a bad bird.
Did you did you waiver him ordid you creation? I just I
grabbed him off to often in mylate not shopping like yeah, three o'clock,
three am in the mall, likeyeah, damn, this must have
got his check. I was athem all like that shirt looks good.

(52:01):
Let me take that food in mycar. This dude, this dude got
his bonus check for the month.I was shopping like, hell this this
this waiver period, this waiver notjust in this league. In all my
legs, I was shopping like hellat three as sometimes you got to man.
Yeah, so that's it for Chicago, right. Yeah. I would

(52:22):
say I wouldn't expect much from theteam. I just it's that type of
roller coaster type of squad who knows. Yeah, last last early game window
forty nine ers in Cleveland. SoI'm gonna put it to you like this,
This is kind of how I lookat it. Uh, it's gonna
be a c Mac game. Youcan start debo, you can start pretty

(52:46):
a bad weather game like so realrainy game, and wouldn't it doesn't matter,
It wouldn't even matter. It's Imean, that's what leads me to
believe liked the game. It's gonnabe a heavy running game. Well,
I mean, I I so evento I mean to add to that too,
P J. Walker start for Cleveland, So it's going to don't expect

(53:09):
a lot out of debot. Don'texpect a lot of kittle. You start
them. Yeah, it's hard tosit those, but just understand you're not
gonna get your normal games out ofthem. C Mac. Whoever has to
face him so bad twenty attempts,it's gonna be. It's gonna be bad.

(53:32):
Go ahead, cover Cleveland. I'llwait, all right, next game,
All right, let's go into thenext game. I would say one
thing is a punk bitch like Daveand Joke, who is playing with a

(53:55):
burnt fucking face like my face off, and Watson has been cleared since middle
of the week. It's like,eh, fright, no, I guarantee
you if they wasn't playing the fortynine ers watching, I'm going up against
that and people already know I'm apiece of shit to begin with. You
think I'm gonna go up against thisteam and look more like a piece of

(54:17):
shit? Now I pass. Yeah, I mean realistically, like, you
can't make yourself, your reputation lookany worse. So it's kind of like,
I mean, okay, don't play. We don't really expect much out
of you from a person's reality,or I mean, you know his production
is gonna be shitty, and he'she's like, this could be a career

(54:38):
ender. So he was like,I ain't getting hurt out there because they're
not gonna have any answers nothing.They hungry. They are not gonna have
any answers for the forty nine ers, even with everyone one hundred percent healthy,
they have no answers. So nowwith that being said, I kind
of do what you would play,so I can just see him get crippled.

(55:00):
I kind of feel bad for PJbecause he always seems like a nice
guy, but I'm like, dude, you're gonna die. Yeah, so
I'm not gonna be in a goodplace. Do you start any receiving any
If you got a Mark Cooper,it's hard to not start him. But
it's not. No one's gonna getit to him. I mean it's a

(55:22):
I mean, you got a MarkCooper, you gotta lodge more. You
got did You're wrong? Four?You got Kareem Hunt. I forgot about
cream Hunt. So did everyone elsein the league. Yeah. They dropped
him like an asshole, and thenBall picked him up. I was like,
God, damn, I shouldn't havedropped him. But now I mean,

(55:43):
oh, well, you know,I'll find something else. It's just
I don't know. I'm in likeI'm gonna say panic mode. But it's
like start losing two three straight.If I lose another, it's gonna be
like you have to bat well,you're gonna have to follow your own world,
bench yourself. Yeah, make nomood. You ain't allowed to make

(56:07):
no move, right, You'll justtext me, hey, lock my team?
Why because I'm betching myself. Yeahmyself? All right, that's the
end of the one o'clock games.You know, looking at him, not
really. I mean I would maybethe most intriguing one out of them all

(56:29):
will probably be Seattle and Sincy.And that's it's not really like a sexy
first you know, beginning of theweek. I don't know, it doesn't
look it's not exciting. So startat the four A four four am,
fucking me four pm? Yeah,legit, And I ever wrote down four

(56:50):
pm. So there's a I don'tknow, New England and Las Vegas.
Cool. I put my notes asNew England stay away. You had to
write that down on paper? Imean, yeah, don't fucking question my
process. Who who did notes andwho didn't? Oh yeah, I don't

(57:16):
need notes. I know this shiplike the back of my hand. I'm
sure you do. Lonely, Yeah, seriously, I there's they signed some
Obi wan JABRONI Obie wan j BRONI. It was like Chad Paddington Bear or

(57:37):
something. I don't know, Cunninghamquarterback. I think Richie Cunningham from from
Happy Days. I don't they tryingto They trying to get Matt Jones scared
to play better, but it ain'tworking Mac Jones, Chad Paddington Bear.
Yeah, I'm sure the fucking that'sreally put the fear of Jesus in fucking

(57:58):
mac Jones. I saw this littlememe and it was hilarious because they showed
Bill Belichick and McDonald's after the lost, and there was a little thing that
said, he's he's ordered, he'strying to get a better Mac instead of
a big Mac. I'm like,that's hilarious. But he legitimately went to
McDonald's ship. Was weird. Hewas all in the suit. It was
weird looking. Yeah. Yeah,there's no one. I'm not touching anybody.

(58:25):
Oh he's still got a name eligibleyou. So you got mac Jones,
you got DeVante Parker, you gotRemandre for what some retarded reason,
you can start Zeke because that wasa brilliant move. Oh yeah, him
too. Sure until Mac. Sohere's the thing, until mac Jones forget

(58:46):
figures out how to play football again, No one is no, it doesn't
nobody matters at all. The runninggame suffers because you can't run it.
The passing game obviously suffers. Soit's go ahead, do it if you
want. I think I'm actually forcedinto starting DeVante Parker, I think or

(59:07):
something. No stealers or no packers. No, I because my wide receiver
room is a little thin, sokind I have to look, I don't
remember. I may have I mayhave swapped him out. I don't know.
It's just it's just, uh,it's such a forgettable offense. So

(59:30):
it's kind of do what you want. Yeah, you'd be lucky if they
scored ten points, well, thatwould be ten more points than they fucking
scored in the life. Say theygot to be thirty four to nothing at
home, like at New England.Ain't never lost. Like, like,
I'm so glad their fans is finallytasting with a lot of the fans have

(59:51):
been taking. They had to gothrough these ship for twenty years, so
they're tasting what they used to fuckingdo to people. Yeah, I mean,
like I don't have any I don'thave any sympathy for that fan base.
Add all, fuck y'all, y'allwant all these damn championships with Tom
Brady. Motherfucking eat that ship noweat it? Yeah, enjoyed business.

(01:00:15):
Yeah, I mean, it's it'sliterally like the Yankees complaining. It's like
shut the funk up. Yeah,yeah, like you can't yep, or
Alabama complaining like Alabama College football,like y'all can't complain. You have no
room to complain. You've been winningfor fucking ever. Motherfucking eat these losing

(01:00:35):
seasons, eat them, right.But I also get it. You're so
used to success and so used toall this, and then it doesn't happen.
You're like, the fuck is thisship? It's like, yeah,
So you know who's probably loving itthe most. Tom Brady. He's probably

(01:01:00):
like because all them people that said, oh, Tom can't win without Belichick,
and you know Belichick makes Tom Bradywho is No, he doesn't,
No, this is allick and hehad complete autonomy over everything and they fucking
lose it. So Tom, andthis is coming from a Steeler fan,
Tom Brady is the absolute goat,absolutely good. Tom Brady is the best

(01:01:24):
player to even lace him up,he's ever put on a uniform. Before
Tom Brady's emergency, it was tome Jerry Rice was the greatest player of
all time. Tom Brady has passedhim years ago, years ago. I
mean, I don't I don't lovethe man, but I have to respect
it. Tom Brady is the greatestplayer to ever put on a uniform.

(01:01:49):
Tom Brady has made more white peoplewant more white guys money than JP Morgan.
All right, but champion ship.So I mean think about it,
like if they'll win any championships withoutTom Brady. No, you got for

(01:02:13):
Vegas here Vegas Garoppolo. Yeah,I mean I cut bait with him,
but people are starting them. DavanteAdams, the boy picked up him.
Yeah, I seen that. Well, got rid of Daniel fucking Jones.
I'm glad for him ship. Yeah. I told him. I was like,
look, you gotta do something.You can't. You can't be running

(01:02:34):
out these these quarterbacks. You haveher ship, so you gotta grated.
But he's better than Daniel Jones.So yeah, I don't have to drop
Russell Wilson. But anyway, sorryahead. Yeah, Davante Adams. You
know who's been ridiculously productive? ChaKobe Myers Like wow, I mean he

(01:02:55):
was stuck in that New England offensewhere he couldn't get off, but he
is wildly productive this year. Revengegame narrative too. Let's see how that
goes, you know. Yeah?Yeah, running back Josh Jacobs no tight
end to speak of. That's itjust Davonte, Jacobe, Garoppolo and Jacobs.

(01:03:22):
This is going to be an awful, awful game. I'm sorry for
anyone that has to sit through thisthat doesn't have red zone. I apologize.
Yeah, all right, next Detroitand Tampa Bay. Do you think
that a game out? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Oh my god.

(01:03:45):
Detroit is excitingly it's the fun fuckingteam, so some God is he should
be back? That's good, givesus out again. I told you,
I'm making the pivot off of golf, even though the defense is not really
blowing blowing the wheels off the carhere, but it's kind of I just
feel better about starting Gino. Butuh, you know, God, Williams,

(01:04:14):
Monty, Obviously Monty's gonna get play. Laporta is questionable. He may
not play, so that's gonna bea hurt. That's another reason why I'm
sitting golf. They just have afun offense, man, I I just
I just see, are you Imean, if you had Josh Reynolds,
would you trot him out there?Every week? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

(01:04:34):
I mean I almost. And it'sweird because I almost forget about him
because like he's like an under theradar guy. He's he's always around the
football. So yeah, absolutely,he's he's become like a must start.
He has played himself into like thatnumber two spot, so yeah, yeah
he is definitely number one, Imean number two, and then when sun
God doesn't play, he elevates tonumber one. So yeah, yeah,

(01:04:58):
exciting they have. They have afun, exciting team, like yeah,
Detroit, I am excited to watchhim every I'm excited to see the outcome
of what happens this year they have. They have my attention captivated this year.
They really do. And it justproves you anyone that says a coach
doesn't really matter, you don't knowanything about anything, because I feel like

(01:05:19):
they would not be doing this wellif they didn't have Danny Campbells coach.
They got. Yep. Like Isaid, it's like the garbage man in
your neighborhood that happens to be coachingthe team. He looks like the garbage
man, honestly, So yeah,yep. So I got to cover Tampa.

(01:05:40):
Yep, all right, wake andbait at the quarterback Mike, Mike
Evans, Chris Godwin, Yeah he'sback. He got cleared. That's good.
Chris Godwin. No tight end,well, k somebody might start him

(01:06:03):
get a lot of targets early inthe year, but tapered off a little
bit, but I feel good aboutif you had to, I tried him
out. Yeah, and then therunning back RASHAUW. White, he pretty
much got the keys to the car. There's no really nobody fighting him for
snaps. He's driving a Jeep Eagle, so he got the keys. But

(01:06:26):
he got the keys to his shittycar. But yeah, he got the
keys. I've even heard of theirthird wide received this emerging this something Thompkins
Thoms a little bit. I don'teven know who he is. I was
like, uh, all right,you know I didn't have him. I
thought I looked at him. NowBob did, and I'm like, yeah,
yeah, so yeah, I'm curiousto see if he has any production.

(01:06:51):
I was if Evans wasn't playing,I probably would have picked him up.
Yeah, but because Mike Emans isplaying, and I kind of lost,
like my interest kind of tapered offbecause you know, yeah, I
mean, Baker is always going tobe Baker to mean, so I'm always
gonna stay away, stay away,all right. Next game, that's it,

(01:07:14):
all right, Arizona and Rams SoConnor's on the i R. So
you're gonna start whoever the fuck thatguy's name is. I guess I don't
know. I wouldn't really. Imean that that's that's a necessity play.
I mean that's I don't think you'rereally gonna want to connor that. You
know, you lost a running backand like, hey, you gotta go.
I looked around. There wasn't toomany other options anywhere else, so

(01:07:36):
you gotta I would say, inthe normal league, you're not touching them.
In our league, I get it. Yeah, I think Dobbs is
a startable asset. I think Ithink, wife, you had a weird
look, Dobbs. I feel likehe's startable. He had, uh,

(01:08:00):
he had some missteps last week,but I think he has done enough this
year to feel okay to start it. Obviously, Hollywood, you can start
more on a pinch. I feellike Earth's is a solid enough play that
you could get away with it.I mean, you're gonna have a enough
of a floor. But don't expectlike him to have a game breaking year

(01:08:25):
for a week. That's really kindof about it. It's not really an
exciting you know, squad, ButI mean, Hollywood's always a game breaker,
so yeah, you know you cango there. But all right,
Yep, you said Rams obviously,Stafford, obviously, Cooper, Cup,

(01:08:47):
Pooka obviously now pook the cool Youcould try it out to to at well
if you you know, you wantsome spot points. I'm about to say
Kerwin again, Kyne Williams k likeKyron Kyron Williams higbee if you're you know,

(01:09:15):
tight end and he's been very volatile, very yeah, he's he's that's
his that's his whole career. Man. He he'll go like five for sixty
and two tuddies and then he won'tget a pass for two weeks. It's
the weird is Yeah, that's atight end landscape. Man, that's what
you're getting. It's just you gottayou gotta pick right. So I did

(01:09:39):
kind of put down here. Havea question, So, even though the
first week didn't really affect Hookah,do you think that as the year goes
on with cupp there, do youthink that Hookah starts to like fall by
the wayside. I don't think he'sgonna decline all the way. I just

(01:10:01):
think it's I mean, think ofthe Rams when they had Bobby Trees and
Cup and I look at it asa like a boom boom boom knockout you
know so and Josh I mean toone was playing Josh Reynolds role in that
offense. So it's like it's likethe new Rams redone. You know Rams.

(01:10:25):
Yeah, I mean, I hopehe doesn't, but there's some I
don't. I just feel like itit's gonna just go all the way through
Cup and that's it. I don'tknow, it's I don't know. I
don't think it's based on anything I'veseen. I just I mean, like
when Stafford favorite Cup too much lastyear, that's how they kept losing games.
So I think I think the bestthing for Stafford was to not have

(01:10:49):
Cup for a while so he candevelop chemistry with the rest of his receivers,
because remember, Alan Robinson couldn't starvingat the same time. All he
did was go to cut all thetime, and then it got him in
trouble because people started saying, well, we're gonna take away Cup and beat

(01:11:10):
us with somebody else, and hehadn't developed any chemistry with nobody else.
So I think that time not havingCup has forced him to learn pooka and
act. Well, fuck Jefferson,but I think that that's gonna be been.
They did. They did Jefferson,they sent him the head to your

(01:11:31):
hell. Yeah, okay, allright, next Phillies and Jets or Phillies
Philly and Jets. So in theMiddlelands. Yeah, okay, So sauce
is out and sauce is out.Like I was, I ain't gonna say
work. I wasn't worried because aJ. Brown is a J Brown.

(01:11:53):
But I was just like, Okay, they're gonna put sauce on them.
Now that heat there, it's afucking in the field ahead. Well yeah,
but yeah, no though, becauseit's gonna be the same kind of
general idea. I think I said, for what was it? Let me
see, hold on what was thewhat was the game? Uh? I

(01:12:18):
think it was, oh, fortynine ers in Cleveland. So I don't
know how much have to push thebutton too hard? Ain't that funny how
the two games that you're saying thaton is the two undefeated teams that,
yeah, they they don't really haveto do too much. It don't and

(01:12:39):
it and it sucks for me becauseI got the stacked plus but I but
I also do have swift, soI will I will kind of Yeah,
you're gonna get those running yards.But the difference between those games, Jalen
just likes to throw anyway, sohe kind of has that Brady feel where
it's like, fuck it, Idon't care what score is. I'm gonna

(01:13:00):
do what I do. Like I'mout here embarrassed pitches. Let's go.
And Yeah, you lucked out monsterlywith that that picture, because, like
I said, the best thing aboutJalen is even if it is a low
scoring game, he's gonna get hisrushing yards. He's gonna get that touch,
push in the end zone. Nomatter what, he's gonna get that
ship. Yeah, I mean Ithink that the safe play obviously is Jalen

(01:13:23):
Swift. You can't sit Brown,nor should you, but just don't the
same thing with Deebo and I don'texpect an AJ game, don't expect the
Devonte Smith's game. You can chaseGoddard if you want, don't do that.
But if you want to chase thepoints, go ahead. I wouldn't,

(01:13:45):
but start all your start, allyour field, all your Eagles.
Just it's too it's a too toobeautiful of a matchup, especially with saus
out. Yeah, go ahead andcover the Jets. You just ship on
me. Yeah, well this waslast week for me. I was like,
here cover Zach Wilson. I wouldn'ttouch him even in the three quarterback

(01:14:12):
League. Like you said, Ohboy, who's dying bad for him is
Garrett Wilson. He's very talented,but can't nobody get it to him.
You got Alan Zard out there,he's been He's been getting his the last
few weeks, would you. Imean against the Eagles, I just don't
really think none of these players aregonna get off. But I'm gonna.

(01:14:34):
I'm just naming the eligibles that areout there. Conklin, I don't know
who's trotting him out there, don'treally think. Yeah, of course he
went off when he played me.But and then Bryce Hall, don't expect
a ton from him. I meanthe Eagles can stop the run. I
mean they really can. So theygot those two monster d tackles from Georgia

(01:14:57):
and Jordan Davis, and they gotthat Carter do So, and they got
the clocks and it's gonna be hardfor Brest Hall to get off. But
you can't sit them down. SoI guess you gotta play them. Yeah,
I mean so yeah, I saidPhilly Philly in San fran are the

(01:15:18):
same in my eyes, where ifI have to put someone up against them,
I will do my best to pivotbecause I don't want to deal with
it. Yeah, all right,So that's the end of the four o'clock
here. So we only got twomore games and we're rolling up on time
here, so let's get him through. So the late night game on Sunday

(01:15:39):
is the Giants at Buffalo. Okay, go ahead, talk about it.
He did another skip over. Yougot at least name eligible for people you
can start Tyra or Taylor if youhave a head injury. Yeah, is
questionable. Well, he's probably notgonna go. I mean to be honest

(01:16:01):
with you. The whole their wholeoffensive line is decimated. So at that
point, why would you even riskit. You know you're gonna lose that
game anyway, even if you hadto squad out, there's no point to.
Let's say, get it pretty mucha Russia wheel of receivers. Yeah,
Darren Waller's questionable. He's your bestoption. And that's that's once again,

(01:16:27):
Wolf. It's just it's gonna bea bad if if the Giants had
any sense of them at all,sit sake, one realize the situation.
Put breed out there and for slaughter. It's just it is what it is.
You're not you have a backup quarter? Who's even starting? Do we
even know who the starter is?Oh? Tyron, I already found already

(01:16:48):
literally already forgot him. That thatis where I'm at. Who is the
first player you named? You don'twish anybody injury? You don't and it
sucks everyone got hurt, but youSaque is the face of her franchise.

(01:17:09):
Do not lead him? Like That'swhat I don't understand. Like these teams
clearly see they're nothing. Went outtheir star player and they hesitate to pay
him. It's like, what,well, don't lead him out to slaughter,
but I know they will because stupid. So whatever. Yeah, I
mean there, you can name thewide outs I don't even know. It's

(01:17:31):
like Wandell Wonderball, Paris Campbell,Isaiah Hodgkins, Hodgkins Lymphoma. Yeah,
got they know why. There issome type of young rookie or whatever,
but none of them have any consistencyat all. That the best bet is
who I'm trotting out there, whichis the Wondale guy. And that's the

(01:17:53):
reason Why is because he get bubblescreens and you know they kind of use
him like Rondell Moore a little bit. Yeah, fucking next, go ahead,
Buffalo of course, All world JoshAllen, All Worlds, Stephan Diggs,
Gab Gabe, the Gay. Yeah, gave the Babe. No other

(01:18:20):
receivers really to speak of tight end. You can either go with Kincaid or
Knocks, kind of stretch for eitherone of them, who ever wants to
catch it, running back coax andthen you got gold line vultures such as
Latavious Murray and Damien Hares and that'sit. Yeah. How much do you

(01:18:45):
think they're really going to need theiroffense though? That that's kind of my
worry. I mean when I haveGabe where he is such a I mean,
I wouldn't say he's well, he'sbeen volatile throughout his career. He's
been relatively covered his let Gabe.He's like one of those dudes he don't
do much the whole game, andthen at the end he saves his fantasy
day with a touchdown. And beforethat he's like three catches for forty yards

(01:19:09):
and then he get that last catchthat gets that puts him over the ads
that makes him look productive, butreally he wasn't doing that in that whole
game. I feel like this isgoing to be a James Cook kind of
breakout because they're not going to needto do anything. I feel like Allen's
gonna have sixty seventy yards rushing justfor ships and giggles. They may do.

(01:19:30):
They may pull your Madden thing andto start playing random ass plays just
for just to see. See.I'm sitting cooked down in my because I
got, Okay, three backs,you had Kyvin Williams, Monty, David
Montgomery, Yeah, and James Cook. Which one would you sit down out
of him? Three? Oh?I I would, I would sit Cook,

(01:20:00):
So I would. That's what I'msaying. Yeah, That's what I'm
saying because I feel like at leastwith the Rams and like they like to
do because they they definitely put youknow, Sherman Williams in uh and they
they they will toss him the rockand he'll, you know, he'll do
things in the past game. Ifeel like it's it's just it's gonna be

(01:20:24):
a massacre out there, and Idon't I I am I'm honest. If
Gibbs, if Gibbs was playing,I would probably say, but because the
Monty got the whole backfield to itself, I can't sit him down. And
it's it's funny because I'm actually debatingon potentially starting Latavious because I know he's
going to get like the second halfto himself. But I mean, I

(01:20:48):
don't think I got the forty twoto do it. I don't really need
to do it. I don't needI don't I'm I have the highest projections
of the of the week for thewhole league. I don't feel like there's
any reason for me to fucking playplay around that to to get fancy.
But I could I you know,I could just call my shot here a

(01:21:09):
little bit. Who would you sitdown to put in Murray for? Yeah,
I mean that's kind of where I'mat with it. Yeah, it's
just not just I would have toreconfigure the whole roster. I just mean
that would be clearly, like yousaid, just being cute, just to
be cute, right, It's justa It's like you're it's a it's a
McKinnon play, That's what it is. It's I don't want to pull on

(01:21:30):
McKinnon. I don't need to allright, So let's see Monday night.
Yeah, Monday night, it isDallas and Chargers. This is my game
of the week. I think Ithink this is gonna be the highest scoring.
I think this is gonna be fun. I think Dallas is gonna have
a comeback game. I think that'sgonna get back on track. Uh I

(01:21:57):
would. I would ideally be greatif Paular can get back into play and
do some Pollard things, but hehasn't really been Pollard for a few weeks.
I feel like this is gonna bean angry game from Dallas. They're
gonna come out swinging hard and uhso. I I mean, obviously,
startup Dack, start Pollard, startGallup, start CD, start Fergie.

(01:22:21):
What else they got out there aboutit? I mean you got Coox Oh
yeah, Cooks eh, I meanfine, whatever, you can put them
out there too. I mean,don't expect a ton, but he'll probably
get I mean it's going to bea back and forth game, so yeah,
it probably actually, But because theChargers are notorious for losing, they're

(01:22:43):
gonna find a way to lose itfor sure. They will. But that
over under is gonna be like seventyfive. So let's fucking ride. Let's
go over the Chargers. And I'mactually pissed that you get to cover the
Chargers, But go ahead, Herbert. His eligibles are keenan Allen h Palmer

(01:23:04):
do because Mike Williams went down.Yeah, I don't really know. Trading
him away by the way, whoPaul Palmer? Yeah they got the kid,
the young kid, Quinton Johnson orwhatever. Who hasn't done He hasn't
shown up yet? Yeah, Eckler, mom, who hold on? Who?

(01:23:25):
You love? Hearing your players?You get all that pumped up and
ship I've been waiting five goddamn weeks. Goddamn it, all right, so
let me do victory lab there.Josh Kelly ain't gonna even sniff it.
Who tight ends Everett? Some peoplemight rock Everett. He's kind of like

(01:23:46):
semi productive. That's is sad becausehe he is actually a good tight end.
It's so weird how he just getskind of outshine. But yeah,
I mean, do you agree atall that this this should be the game
of the week. On paper,it looks like it, but it just

(01:24:06):
seems like I mean, I know, y'all, you you everybody you know
harp on Thursday Night games. Itjust seemed like any night game when they
hit on prime time, it ain'tthe same as a one o'clock or four
o'clock game, which they seem likethe players performed better when they ain't being
watched. So I think I thinkit's I think you get out of your
rhythm, right, I think that'sreally kind of what it is. You

(01:24:27):
have your whole you know, you'vebeen doing it for years. You're starting
at one, you're starting at fourlike eighty percent of the time of the
year, and you have your ritual. And I mean, out of all
those Monday night games, there's probablytwo or three a year that are just
legendary. The rest of them arekind of shitty. They really are.
But I'll take that because we alreadywent We kind of already went through that

(01:24:48):
too. I mean, how manygames during the first I mean, we
look at the one o'clock window here, Carolina, Miami, that's not gonna
be a barn Burger, New Orleansand or Yeah, New Orleans and Texas
Okay, uh or Texans, Yeah, Washington, Atlanta, O, k
Indian Jacksonville, KY, Seattle andCincy. That's one of the windows so

(01:25:12):
far. Minnesota and Chicago. Iknow, you know divisional game, but
who who knows forty nine ers inCleveland? Like literally all those games except
maybe two are watchable. So butthat's what it says on paper. But
like we know it's it's it's oneof those weird things. But I never
plays out like it never plays outlike it's posted to on paper. So

(01:25:36):
that's why sport bet sports betting issilly. Yeah, So any part in
words here, No, I mean, I'm still searching for my undefeated Sunday
that four and oh Sunday or Istill haven't had that own for Sunday.
I ain't looking forward to that one. I don't got so used to it

(01:25:59):
too. Of two split, it'sprobably what's going to happen. But other
than that, no, any realbig concerns with the with with our league
here, Like I know you're you'rekind of struggling a little bit. I
mean, I don't need to putyou out there, but you know,
any kind of any any actual thoughtshere, because I mean, it is
that point where you know your recordis not bad, but you are circling

(01:26:20):
that proverbial drain here. One threein a row and now I'm on the
on the brink of losing three ina row. So do you do you
are you really kind of putting yourselfout like saying, yeah, you're probably
gonna be out or are you are? Are you basing that off of like

(01:26:40):
the emotional part of Okay, herewe go again, all of a sudden,
now someone's having a career day.Not really, but you know what
I mean, No, I justwant to I'm just thinking to myself,
like, you know, certain peopleon that I'm playing against, if they
have anything like they did last week, and I'm probably don't get crushed.
That's why the projections are so high. But if some of the players slip

(01:27:04):
up down I'm playing against them,you know, I might got a shot.
I just need my players to produce. I mean, I need more
than my quarterbacks to that's my bigthing. I need somebody to produce besides
my goddamn quarterbacks. Yeah, butthat's also the the hard part. When

(01:27:25):
you drafted the way you drafted,you put a lot of faith into that,
and I get it. And likeI said before, I drafted like
that every year and I had soit doesn't matter. It ain't it ain't
about how I drafted. It's definitelynot that it's just play. You're just

(01:27:45):
getting really really unlucky players are notproducing. So yeah, my strategy has
not changed. Well, I meanyou can't. I mean, if it
ain't broke, don't fix it.That's kind of how I go about it.
So all right, man, Well, look like I said, we'll
get this uploaded like we always doin the morning, probably about seven in

(01:28:11):
the morning, it'll be uploaded,so you know, wake up bright and
early, listen to the show,watch the Sunday morning game. And is
that actually being broadcast or is thaton like that weird little I think that's
on NFL Network. It is okay, Because that other ship was like ESPN
and Plus or something. I waslike, man, stop doing that that

(01:28:33):
ship. Man, I'm I'm notpaying you guys. You guys, I'll
listen to that. I listened tothat ship on West what Westwood one Radio
and don't give a ship. Iwatched the I watched the the Disney Little
version of it on Disney Plus becauseI got Disney Plus and the Little Man
and I watched it like that.I was like, I ain't paying y'all,
no doubt, damn money for onegame. I'll never use ESPN Plus

(01:28:57):
again, you know. Nope.All right, boys, Well you guys
have a good fancy week. Goodluck, and we'll see you on Tuesday
with the wrap up for all thetilt and all the fun stuff there.
Yep, luck to everybody except forthe guy that's playing me. Yeah,

(01:29:19):
pretty much. They can all die. That may be a little rough,
but it's fun. Yeah, warand fantasy football. It's October. Over
killed is a loud? Hey thereyou go, all right, I really yep.

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