Episode 14 - week 7 kiddos - Footbald

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M m numb it up. Yeah, well, welcome back. Yeah,

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this is the uh, this isthe sleeping hour with RICHI and Germaine.
I see what's what's all? What'sall the whispering about good ladies and gentlemen.
We are approaching week seven. Wejust finished week six. Congratulations and

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you'll win. By the way,I haven't won since I beat you.
Don't even know how I beat youbecause I am on a total down spiral.
I won three, lost three,and I'm like the worst three and
three team in the league. SoI wouldn't sell that. What the standon

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says deemed so doesn't it fair.So it's it's really interesting because I put
it up on Twitter and I waslike, it's weird because literally two through
eight three and everybody's three and threeand then there's like what and two and
fours? Yeah, two two andfours and a five and one. We

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don't have nobody that's winless. That'susually there's always at least one person that's
winless. At that point, youshould just kill yourself. That's terrible.
Yeah. I mean when I wassitting thinking about it yesterday or the day
before, I'm like, where didI go wrong? And I'm gonna I'm

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gonna give you my explanation as faras not only am I one step,
I'm like one week to to inadvance, like I'm making moves one week
too early. One classic example,let go of Lodga Mitchell. Now here's
here's his potential, uh thing?Where did he go? He went to

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your squad where you're not gonna puthim in the game. Oh hey,
hi, hey, you're not gonnaput him in. Who are gonna start
him over? Maybe Logan Thomas,you already got it? Who is your
main tight en Mark Andrews. Ohokay, yeah, I would definitely put
it running back in. And don'tdon't fall for those rumors the whole Oh

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well, Jordan Mason looked a goodNo, Mitchell is my man on missile
is about to go fucking the nextman much just to go back to where
I think I was wrong, isokay. I was looking at my draft
and I drafted two quarterbacks, inwhich most people did. But your third

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and fourth and maybe even fifth pickhave to contribute significantly to your squad.
You can't have a movie with onlytwo stars and the supporting cast has no
acting experience. So my thing ismy third pick was Nick Chubb. I
ar, I mean there's some gamesthat I lost by justine his right amount

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that he would probably get. Andthen my fourth pick was Debo. So
if you don't have your board andyour fourth and they're not, Debo's not
contributing the way he should be.And one goes on on IR. That's
pretty much the second week of theseason. I swear to start going to
hell for me. And it wasjust like okay and me with my untimely

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decisions. But a lot of thetimes that I did lose games, I
got blown out. So it wasn'tlike I lost the game because I made
one small decision. I lost thesegames because I just didn't have the talent.
I mean I didn't even get totoo. I was. I was
elated to even get past two hundredthis week. I was like, at
least I got two hundred this time. But when you don't have when your

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movie only has two stars and youdon't have at least a mediocre supporting cast,
it's gonna spell loss. And ontop of that, James Connor went
out on IR. So that's anotherone in my head. You've got smoked
by entries this year and doesn't makeit any better when I burned my number

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one waiver on a back that gotfour fucking carries. So it's like,
Okay, it's one of those years. I'ma just I'm gonna try to salvage
it, but it's pretty much writtenoff. Same thing with my other leagues
too, Like, okay, Iwent one and three again this week.
Pretty much I'm in three and threein one league and I lost that.

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I lost the one league by ninepoints. In that league, I have
Deebo Samuel sitting on the bench withone point and I have George Kittle sitting
on the bench with one point.Either one of them has a medium,
catches four passes, I'm winning thatgame. But no, I had not
one, not two. That isjust too I just want to write everybody

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to fuck off because I was Imean hot. I mean it's like,
and these are forty nine ers,like this is supposed to be a productive
machine offense. I mean, I'mlike brock Perdy, Okay, McCaffrey goes
down, you still got a capablerunning back that don't make nothing wrong with
Devo And then Debo goes up withsome type of shoulder injury. Meanwhile,

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this is supposed to be Deebo canplay through all types of injury. That
doesn't give George Kittle a pass.You couldn't find George Kittle for nothing.
I mean like, and like Isaid, I lost the game by nine
points. So I'm three and thenthree in that league, three and three
in this league, one in fivein that in one league where I'm really,

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like I told you before, I'venever gotten to a point where I
totally don't give a fuck. Andin that league, I didn't even check
it until maybe ten minutes on theway home. Like I didn't even look
at it normally. I checked wheneverthe Tuesday hits, I read the Yahoo
recap, I done check the squadlike six times. I'm looking at who

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I might They ain't gonna pull offthe wire. I totally didn't give a
fuck. I was like at onein five, are what are you doing?
What are you? It's tough.It's tough to come back from that
mentally and actually just be in theleague itself. Just like and then my
other wing got that only league Idid win in. I'm two and four
there, but I look I wonbecause everybody hit like I had well,

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Josh Allen didn't really do too much. But I had Saint Brown hit hard.
I had Raheem Ostert hit hard well. The receiver I had that hit
hard. I mean, I hadsome heavy hitters that like everybody scored pretty
well, and I pretty much waslike the last place team and I beat

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the first place team because everybody hiton a down and that's what couldn't happen.
But I'm almost done out of thatleague too, So got two leads
that I don't really care about,and two leads I'm trying to salvage.
The only league I feel strong andnot this one, but Andrew's league,
because I do got some pretty goodplayers that I have lost by a little

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bit one silly decision here and there, and you can sometimes win by those
silly, little small decision, Sofeel more confident in that league. But
yeah, and in that league,it's kind of similar to the both of
the leagues that I lost. NickChubb and is taking a shitty fucking turn,

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and it's like, damn, becauseyou draft him in either most leagus,
you're drafting him with your first overallpick, your first or your second,
and for him to go down,you don't just recover from that asap.
You just don't now when no pickthat high. So yeah, I
mean when I looked at that draftearlier or yesterday, I was like,

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damn, that's that's what happened.So now I'm just like, I'm surprised
that I can even remain competitive,which I'm really not. But we'll see,
we'll see. Like I said,this is the first time that I
am feeling I ain't gonna say defeatit, but I've never been out of

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it this early, this quickly.Yeah, it happens. And you know,
I definitely remember you having years whereyou were losing a lot, and
you know, you were getting discouraged, but at the same time you were
still plugging away. That's what Igotta do. And you know you got
really good luck with trades, andyou know, congratulations to you. Jonnis.

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I was, like I said,I keep saying, I would be
surprised if you ain't definitely in thatfinal game, if not win at all,
because you have done some diligence.Let's tell the people what literally happened
about twenty minutes before recording. Soyeah, I didn't even see it until
you said yeah. So with thenews of Tannehill being down with his ankle.

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I earlier in the year traded forHenrick and I also got Pollard from
another trade. Hollard hasn't really donewhat I expected him to do. He
showed up, uh, you know, last week, which is fine,
but I felt, all right,I'm just gonna straight up track and try
to make a trade because my wideouts are eh okay, So long story

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short, ended up uh trading fortraded Derrick Henry, and hollared for Brandon
Ayuk and thanked ol. I feelgood about Tank. I know he has
a concussion. Hearing like, you'retaking players you've already traded for and trading

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him back out. Oh yeah,so I I told Timmy after I traded
Henry, I'm like, please understandthis was literally a trade. You said,
Oh, I'm gonna ship him outafter he Yeah, I have zero
desire to keep him. He isold and busted. Oh and what's the
name loves Derrick Henry camp in love? Really? Oh that was just that

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was just beautiful. Then that well, it's certain players that like And he's
a homer too, like he helive in Atlanta now, but he used
to live here in Pittsburgh. Ofcourse he used to work for said company.
And yeah, he's one of thosehomers. He always drafts Nagy Harris
or you know, all the Stellerplayers land and be like, man,

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what is wrong with you? Likeit's one thing to root for him from
behind the city standpoint, But infantasy I stayed away from Steelers in fantasy
and Johnson, you know, inthe been with pepperham with like nine targets
in the first quarter. Yeah,yeah, I'm gonna take that, you

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know, or you know, Inever had Le'Veon Bell, I never had
Antonio. I wish I did.I'm pretty sure I traded for Antonio.
Actually, I think I had rememberD'Angelo Williams I had. I remember I
think Le'Veon had got hurt and Ihad picked him up off the waiver and

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I was just it was just likeyou, Yeah, he was super productive
for the Steelers, super Yeah,so I really had this. I never
went home a route because yeah,I try to stay away from it because
I feel like you know too much, and then that can very well kind
of tricky into uh so I willsay and I and that I normally don't

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do this, but I'm being thatwhat you said, you know, with
with me being in the finals andeverything, I'm gonna go over what my
team is now because I don't knowif people know. But Jalen Hurts,
Geno Smith and Jared Goff in thequarterback position. Then A J. Brown

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Addison gave the Babe Davis js NBrandon, I you and I was tanked
l in the mix. Then runningbacks, we got Eckler Moster Swift.
I have Latavious Murray over there.He's been getting some play tight end Mark

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Andrews, and I just have twoflexes of Logan Thomas and zach Ertz.
Obviously one of those those flexes willbe going away with Tank Dell. And
then I got Sharbonne on the benchwaiting, and then you know, uh,
Jamal Williams on I R. SoI feel yeah, Yeah, Mitchell's

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on the bench too, and NoahBrown from Houston. So I feel very
strong now because I was very concernedwith my wide out situation, so I
figured I had enough enough running backsto kind of yeah, I mean for

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today you had Paular and Henry tothat mix. Yeah, crazy, yeah,
And now I feel very I feelvery strong now. So all right,
so let's kind of get into youknow the week that was obviously you
know we already went over. Iwon, Unfortunately you lost. You're on

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a weird downward spiral where your teamisn't scoring. I don't think my quarterbacks
has carried. I mean they paddlingthe boat even though we keep capsizing.
The quarterbacks keep paddling the boat withno supporting cast whatsoever. So it's like,

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and my other pick after Debo wasMetcalf And you know as well as
I know, Gino is kind ofreverting back to old Gino a little bit,
like he lighten it up like hewas last year. So yeah,
this this week is the last weekI'm going to start him for a while.
He's going against Arizona. Rather,I would never sit golf down ever

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again, don't ever see. Well, they're going against Baltimore. I don't
love that matchup. I don't loveit. Maybe Geno's going against Arizona matchup
proof. I'm sorry, I getit. I may switch it. You

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know, you got a point wherethey was playing the Eagles then, yeah,
but Baltimore ain't your deads Baltimore RavensNomal Yeah, I know, I
know, but I also don't knowStellers can beat them. They suspect this
is true. But I also don'tknow how much Baltimore really is going to
put up from a resistance standpoint onthe offensive side. So I feel like

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Arizona is more of a running guntype of deal. So I feel like
that has potential to have more points. What you talking about Arizona for because
that's who Seattle's playing. Oh okay, I'm about to say Arizon't. Well,
we're talking about Arizona. Yeah,that. I like that matchup more
just because I feel like there's morepoints to be had. And so I

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don't want to get caught up becauseI do play the Sun God and Laporta
this week, and I don't wantto get caught up and trying to eat
away points. Throw golf out there, because I've done that before and that's
a bad fantasy move. But youknow, we'll see, because when you
first think about it, you're like, yeah, I'm going to eat into
their points, and then it neverhappens that way, and then it's like

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the quarterback, it'll be like areverse to a running back or a receiver
that throws the touchdown. He'd belike, what right? Somehow you didn't
get the points for him in thereceiver here. Dyl So I don't know.
I mean, i'll evaluate through theweek. We got enough time.
I mean it's one of the they'reboth Sunday games, so all right,

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so let's just kind of go overkind of the the hits of the week
here, So you know, playersthat had good games. So obviously Jalen
hurts Aj went went, Benana's Pollardkind of had a bounce back game,
so that's good. He kind ofsaved his day on that big long run,
but other than that, it waskind of mediocre. Mostert he did

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exactly what everyone thought he was goingto do, so you know, good
for him because I feel like hejust basically was playing his flag, like
yeah, hey this is this iswhat's going on. Drake London had another
decent game, so I'll say anothergood game. So he's a little interesting.
He was on the squad in thebeginning and got rid of him because

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he wasn't doing much. Tyler doesdoes Tyreek things. For one guy from
Think NFL Network joked he was likeAtlanta finally to discovered rediscovered the forward pass
because that's all they was doing washanding it off to the back or doing
it to the They wasn't throwing itdown the hill, so now they finally

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know how to throw it down thefields. So yeah, and and you
can see like production is happening.It's like, oh yeah, you don't
have to run it every play becauseyou know, nineteen forty three Kendrick Bourne
kind of made New England the offense. So cool. I guess thats been

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redder. Obviously that kind of correlatesto h Drake. I wouldn't say he's
interesting by any stretch, but youknow, he had a worthy game.
Tyreek does Tyreek things. Cooper Cupdoes Cooper Cup things. Don't really need
to speak on that. Not surprisedto does two of things. Michael Pittman

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had a good game. Apparently himand h and him and Ham Salad have
a bit of a mind meld there. So hey, fair enough anybody,
I mean outside of you know,everybody who does producing, like anybody's surprised
you like crazy? I mean,because other than that, it's just a

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bunch of injuries. This is afair Not only is this an injury late
in week, this is also aBob mcgadden week. So yeah, yeah,
things to think about and definitely talkabout on Saturday. But yeah,
I think Dotson's put up in Dotson'sirrelevance is a little surprising because he was
supposed to be like a bigger playin Washington. He's put up. He

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put up a goose. Samuel wasmore valuable than him, which is super
strange. Yeah, yeah, Imean everyone else on here, you figure,
I mean nobody saw remember like Itold you. Chris Berman even said
it in the halftime on Monday night. He was like, I thought I
thought about you what he said ittoo. No, he was like,

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there ain't no way the Chests isgonna be the Eagle. There is no
way that Browns is gonna be theNiners. And he was like that play
the game. Heard your ass sayWhen he said it, I'm like,
yeah, I mean Gabe had Gabehad another down. Gabe had his down
game after his big games. Soyou know, yeah, Dvante Adams,

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he's hurt. Had what wouldn't reallyyou know, count uh first bad kind
of showing a party that was alittle Yeah, he looked at a little
bit more normal. He looked atnormal a couple of times. I was
like, especially need to throw itin the ball, like slip behind him.
I was like, wow, Iwent through all the matchups and all

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the lineups, and I kind ofcame up with this segment of bench boners.
Basically, uh kind of went throughsaw a few people that should have
been played. So me on myside, Jared Goff, I should have
played him, which is funny becausewe already touched on it. Seed Yeah

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and s Cream Hunt. I toldhim yeah and just dropped him. Like
I said, I'm one week aheadof where I'm supposed to be, so
I'm making hasty decisions. So that'son me. So I blame myself for
making hasty decisions. But still,I told you what, Shaheed and Mooney,
you give up me three fucking zeros. I'm not tutting you out there

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fourth time. And it's just sohappened. The fourth time that I didn't
trot him out there, he droppedtwenty four points. I'm not even mad
at that because it's like trotting himout there again. I mean, you
already fucked me three times. I'mnot No, I don't blame it on

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the waiver end of things. Iguess people are thinking about Zach Evans and
I'm like, yeah, they're runningback from the Rams. Yeah, I'm
just I looked at it and Ithought about it because they got number two
and even running back from the Rams, Kira Williams is ridiculously productive. But
he got hurt. Who Iron KurvanSherlin Williams. Okay, yeah, I

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know you're talking about. Yeah,he's a real deal. Just like I'm
waiting on him to fall flat onhis face. And it's like just like
all the Rams players like pooking thecool and remember we thought we swore he
was gonna fall flat. Well heshouted to be a kind of this week.
Yeah, I mean, I'm hopinghe doesn't. I'm hoping he does

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it again this week too. Ohyou gotta play him. I may be
playing him, yes, but uh, there's not much on our waiver.
I mean, if if someone wantsto burn their priority on the one week
flyer, go ahead. I'm notdoing. Somebody had just burned him on

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some Emmanuel Mercado to Marto Haddo orwherever the fuck sound like some ship did
you throw on some Chipotle? Motherfucker? That dude didn't even he was not
first back. He wasn't even thesecond back. This dude was the third
back in the system, and theyplayed it up like he was the starter,
and they brought in some Damian Williamsfrom off the street to candle carries

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before him. I'm like, what, Yeah, I feel like it's still
probably worth sitting on. I meanthat maybe I'm not cutting them. I'm
not doing any hasty decisions. Ialmost ain't gonna cut nobody for at least
another four weeks. I'm just I'mjust holding on. I mean, especially

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with some of these potential trades.There's a potential trade for of course,
Judy, there's a potential trade forMooney, and that's you know. They
said the deadline is Halloween, soI'm away. See, Julio Jones got
a job today. Don't give afuck does nobody. If you're a damn

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fool, somebody is gonna do it, though, because his name is Julio
Jones m hm, and his dudeis only good for three catches a game
and he's hurt for four games afterthat. Well, my hope is he
he acts as a field stretcher andmakes more room for Dante and Ajing.
That's that's my hope. But hedidn't crack me up as ever. I

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mean, I know I was concerned. I was over here concerned with AJ.
Now AJ showed the world like,yeah, y'all want to play around
with this Davonte Smith experiment. I'mthe motherfucking batman. Like he's letting people
know he is that thing for sure, grown fucking man. Let's go.
Yeah, with pink shoes on hisship. Well you know why he does

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that, right? Yeah? Icancer the h No. I thought he
somebody in his family passed or something. I mean that maybe some of them
be wears. He wears the brightshoes so his kid can see him.
So it's what so his kiddo cansee him on TV, his little I
don't know. I got to diginto that. I thought it was somebody

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in his family. I don't knowif his mom or his aunt or somebody.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprisedif it's something like that. October,
remember the league, Like, Idon't know why they stopped it.
They stopped that maybe like two orthree years ago. But remember in October.
Soon as it hit October first,everybody had the pink prist bands,
the towels, the shoes. Nowit's like they don't do that no more.

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I used to love that about October. Yeah. Interesting. I used
to be like, oh yeah,they look hard with that pinks like some
people looked at you know, freshas hell some people, you know what
I'm saying, Like, but theystopped it. It's like nobody wears it
anymore because it was that breast cancerawareness October all of October, all the

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players or pink gloves, towels,shoes, you name it. They don't
do it no more. Only certainplace. I mean, I guess that's
why aj Brown keeps doing it.He was getting fined on. You think
he can keep doing it? Nohe I mean, I understand they making
an inordinate amount of money, butyeah, he know you don't want to
just hemorrhage money either. Yeah,I mean, I just I think it's

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cute that he wears so his kidscan see him. I like it makes
me happy. It's like whenever athletesshow like humanity, like there's still people
because we just look at him likethey're like they're you know, zoo animals.
You know, it's like, hey, go do that. Like well
him even more because you can't evensee his face, Like he looks like

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a motorcycle by riding on the bikeor something. You can't tell who he
is what he can't see his emotions. You know, he look like a
straight player on that. Yeah,all right, So, uh, Thursday's
game is Jacksonville and New Orleans.Okay, I don't know another another and

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the Jacksonville has had When had Jacksonvillenot played on primetime? Like I mean
primetime? Yeah? Yeah, likeI mean I understand you don't call London
games, and but Jacksonville has beenon national TV every week? Could have
God damn Sayson, And I wonderwhy because it's not like they have something

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spectacular, Like you know, who'sanother team that or at least Jacksonville at
least shows up and looks halfway decent? You know, where a team that's
been shitty as hell that keeps showingup on prime time? The Giants,
Like why are we continuing to seethe primetime and there are they are?
I don't want to see the Giantsin daytime. I don't understand it,

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Like okay, but yeah, Jacksonville, I feel like every one of the
games has been publicized for no reason. You're right. And then New Orleans
they they're not sett in the worldon fire either. It's like, I
don't know. I feel like thisis gonna be one of those one Thursday
night games, twenty to fourteen gamesof stay away from the players if you

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can. Yeah, well, Lawrencehas an e issue too, so that
doesn't help matters. I mean,obviously, etn start them up. He's
killing them. You want to playthe Ridley game if he's gonna show up
or not? Ahead Kirk, Imean, Kirk is gonna do nothing this
week? Nothing? Why you saidnothing? Because I'm playing them about to

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say, Kirk has been wildly productiveout. Yeah, he's probably gonna go.
Kirk's gonna go him a little bitprobably first week. Kirk has been
productive. Yeah, what sucks?So for aer it's like Arizona, what
did you do? You fucked up? Like you could have had Hollywood on
one side and Kirk on the other. Yeah, they treated him when he
was there. They treated him likewide receiver number three or four. They

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never elevated to word like Jacksonville ranhim out as their number one last year
before what Ritley came in, andthen he realized his potential that hey,
I'm not a receiver that can justa one trick that can fly down the
field. I can catch routes acrossthe middle too. And when they gave

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the bag too, which was whylike that apparently they saw some gave in
the bag. I was like,y'all are fucking crazy. He was exactly
the picture of the perception that Arizonawanted you to see him man, which
was he's a third maybe four orfive receiver at best. No, that
man showed that he has capability tobe a number one Raide receiver and look

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good for him. Like I waslike seeing stories like that where you don't
really get to play, you don'treally get the time, you don't really
get the opportunity, and then youdo and it's like, oh yeah,
I'm I'm you know, I'm herefor a reason. I like, I
ain't gonna say a joke. Butlast year when people was out there trotting
him out like man, y'all musthave been reading the hype papers really hard.

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Right now, you know, he'slike, okay, produced produce,
and I'm like, damn, thisdude is startable every damn week, like
hey, and I think everybody's thewool that pulled over everybody's eyes because they
was just like, Okay, reallyhe's here he's gonna make everybody take a
back seat. No, he's backto the number one. Really to me

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is the number two now? Imean yeah, I mean the way he's
playing, the way he's based offproduction, not getting anything. It's like
eliminated Ingram too, because Ingram usedto be like a massively producedive tight end.
I haven't even heard his name overthe past couple of weeks. No,
no, because he it's exactly whathe does. That's what's the type

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from New York, Like this isnothing new, Like he's the polar opposite
of what Arizona did. The Giantstoo, Yeah, yeah, so it's
kind of a wash on their side. It's like I have one good decision
with bad decision. That's fine.Some sometimes you're fucking nine. Sometimes you're
fucking too, it's fine. Soyou said somebody to bye. By Apocalypse,

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Yeah, it's kind of a bitof a bi apocalypse this week.
There's Carolina since the Dallas Houston Jetsand and the Titans, So there's there's
a lot of teams on by.I mean, I wouldn't say I mean
the biggest names. Obviously, you'relosing his Burrow chase, you know,
Dak CD Pollard Stroud, which isa weird thing to say. Yeah,

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dude, I'm playing. I'm like, I am so glad he can't try
it out. C J. Stroud, I'm like, yeah, damn see,
I guess Garrett Wilson, I'm Idon't know, no Garrett, there's
no breasts Hall yeah, bris yeahno Breee. But oh another the dude
that you know has been wildly productivethat I told you you've written them off,

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Like fifty years ago. It wasAdam Feeling, who's dropping thirty thirty
five every week. Yeah, soI feel like I mildly have a small
chance this week. Yeah, theCeeling. I'm definitely not going into my
matchups with my chest out like Iused to. I used to go into
my matchups like if anything happened wong. Now it's just like please, all

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you need is all you need isa win and you'll feel so much better.
Like you're just on that three threeloss kind of stinger and it's like
I went up, I'm on I'mat Kennywood or I'm at some music park.
I went up the hill, nocoming back down. Hopefully the ride

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don't end right there, or takeanother dip because I want to go back
up the hill and get me aLet's be honest, I went from what
seventh to second with the win.No, but you want you You started
off like you want two in arow, right, uh the last two?

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Yeah? Yeah, as I'm sayingit's more than just one win,
you would were two. No,No, I'm saying like I was in
seventh place last week, now I'min second with a win. Like,
well, the win and the scoreto the points. You gotta score the
points. Yeah, well yeah,but I still I didn't. I didn't
do what I normally do in crackthree. I was like two sixty five,

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which sounds like I'm looking at Igotta play I played everybody. I
gotta play meach this week. Igotta play Daddy at some point, and
I gotta play Ballers. Now Ballersis tropping out fucking Richardson, who's done
for the season. I guarantee youthe week I pay him, play him,

(34:09):
he's gonna have a Bible capable starter. He lost this week with a
motherfucker that didn't even suit up.That's pretty much on IR. That's probably
done for the season. Watch hemy words. The week I play him
two capable quarterbacks is going to bein that lineup. Well, look,

(34:30):
we covered the bias, we coveredsome of our thoughts. I just want
to do a few little notes,a little kind of irritation things. So
word to the people in the leagueand just in general, if you do
not want to be in the leagueor participate in the league, don't waste
people's times. Don't do it.It's disrespectful to the people that you got

(34:54):
in the league with, it's frustratingfor everyone around you. I'm just glad
I secured this payment, like asad. I was like, hey,
man, where are your paying that? And if you want to go funk
off with your you already paid,And hey, that's that's your prerogati's you,
Bobby Brown, that's your prerogative.So I just don't get it like

(35:15):
that. That's kind of my thingsjumping in it. Yeah. Like like
and when you sit and we discussedthis on the last one, you only
really have to check three times,And that's what we was talking about with
the meat dude. It was justlike, you don't have to check a
ridiculous amount of times. You don'thave to be obsessed like myself have to
be like us. Yes, Imean, like you don't have to be

(35:38):
you check right after your right afteryou in that last week, who's on
by plug him in? Oh doI need somebody? Do I pick up
somebody else the wire? But baba bah, right before such Saturday night
you could be out getting fucked up. All you gotta do is glance at
your phone, see who's out,who's in? Put to men, fix

(36:00):
it and forget it. And it'sold. Like I mean, my thing
is, it's one thing if youjust don't give a fuck and you don't
care about none of your lineups,but don't play favorite, well it's like,
oh nah, become your super Bowl, Like you only want to play
me? Like so you you mightas well, let's just let's just bet

(36:23):
one hundred dollars on my matchup versusyour matchup. Then we can get it
out the way. That way,you're not fucking up the rest of the
you know, the rotation in theleague. You know you want to play
one hundred dollars me versus you,because that's basically what it's coming down to.
Yeah, it's it just seems likeevery year there's one or two people

(36:45):
that do that, and then youknow whether they listen to it or not
understand that you're out next year,you're not invited ever again. You're gone.
The people that letting it was itwas. It was inspiration because I
remember we were sitting up there,we were scrambling up. First we had

(37:07):
eleven and then we had we wentback down to nine, and then we
kind of settle for ten, justto just to say, hey, we
got a complete, complete lead.Like I knew it was gonna be kind
of like sketchy, especially with youknow, my barber and the other dude.

(37:28):
I didn't think my cousin was gonna, you know, do the whole.
Just like normally, when you getto the maybe I want to say,
the last four or five games inthe season, then you start tanking
because you already at he's dead smackin the middle. He had one of
the better teams, and if heputs in one or two quarterbacks, he's

(37:49):
easily winning some of his matchups.It's like, wow, see I got
that part. I don't get likeif you look at it, if you
got a shitty team, then youjust give up, which I would never
do. You know, I mean, I won't give a fuck, but
I'm gonna still, I'm not gonnasit there and leave a zebra. I
mean out and then put in andlet you just get you know, I'm

(38:10):
gonna at least put it in aviable option. I me, even if
I'm shitty, but when I'm decentor yet to be determined whether I'm decent
or shitty, and I just don'tcare. Like that's crazy, because I've
definitely had thoughts of just locking theteams, just locking the team, people

(38:32):
that aren't doing anything, just lockingtheir teams so they don't have the ability
to play that favorite or do.Like if you if you spend three weeks
and you don't touch your team,you should get it locked. Like this,
it's kind of like you're obviously notplaying. You're not paying attention as
you reach out to me or yourmain saying hey, look, here's what's

(38:53):
up, here's what's going on.Sorry, I was in the hospital at
COVID. I dick fell off.I don't care whatever, figure out something,
let somebody know. But if you'rejust going to latantly just not play
it, not set your lineup,the fuck out of my league. This
is my way of kicking you outwithout you having to get kicked out because
at that point it's if you're notgoing to set it, I'm not going

(39:14):
to give you the opportunity to setit. It's kind of how that's you
go and well, you can't pickand choose right certain time. I mean,
like you said, I wouldn't beopposed to that if you did.
We we even definitely determined. Yeah, after three weeks you have not touched
your roster, which would be exactlywhat's going on here because it's five weeks.

(39:38):
Because at this point there's no youcan't just say, well I felt
good about this, right, No, Like, it's five weeks, so
if you're playing by players, well, I mean, because it shows how
many moves we got, like twentysomething the number one waiver with one move,

(39:58):
like who's in that one mo movewith him picking up a quarterback that
we told him to drop, sobasically he made no moves, Like who
goes a whole half a season?But we're not half. I guess we're
seven. So because who goes thatmuch time without making one fucking move?
You didn't see nobody you liked?Right? Yes? Cool, Like the

(40:22):
fact that I only have twenty fivemoves shows that I'm making like I have
emotional I have emotional maturity now becauseI should have like sixty at this point.
Yeah, I'm making too many moves. That's why I'm pulling. I'm
pulling the plug on mine. Butwell, I mean that was my thought
and kind of all sue a bitof a phishing thing to see what you

(40:44):
felt about it the idea, becauseI don't want to be that commission.
But I'm also like, look,man, if you're not playing, then
I'm not gonna let you play.Thanks for your donation, good by yourself.
Yeah, put it this way,I'm gonna have to play them either

(41:04):
next week or the week after.If he makes no moves to play me,
then yeah, it's definitely just femailsto just write it off. I
mean, but it's like giving thatother person the damn a bowie. And
that's the thing, like, isif that's what you're gonna do, then
let the cards. That's not fairto the first three pool that the people

(41:29):
that he's actually beaten. He didn'tget no buys, right, that's kind
of yeah, And there's the andthere's really no way to fix that.
Like the only thing you can dois kind of go in and adjust scoring
and do all that for the previousthree weeks, and then that just makes
everything really hairy. I don't wantto do that because we didn't know.

(41:50):
We almost got to let it playout. I mean, well, and
that's the thing, like we didn'tknow what was gonna happen till it happened,
and now it was happening, andit's like, all right, well,
let's make sure this is a realthing and he's not just whatever.
And you know, I feel likethe three week three week rule is safe
because if you're not making any movesthat it's not gonna matter for those three
weeks, is what it is.But from that point on now you don't

(42:14):
have the opportunity to do it.You had your chance. I don't know
if you want to reach out tohim, I don't care. At the
point where it's like we shouldn't,it's kind of like it's kind of like
with the kids. I shouldn't haveto remind you to take a shower,
you know what I mean, LikeI shouldn't remind you to dedicate a little

(42:35):
bit of time to anybody he beatin contention. I mean, because there
will be the people that are everybody'sin contention we're all three and three.
What the fuck right? I wasgonna say, like anyone that got beat
is kind of like, that's notfair. Yeah, it's not. And
that's that's the hardest thing about runningthe league is getting dedicated, reliable people.

(43:04):
And that's why I hate you.That's all we leave one a lunger.
This revolving door happens every year becauseeither not just either through playing arguments
or somebody don't agree with such andsuch, or oh you can't get other
quarterbacks in the whole name, andyou know it's happened. But like I

(43:28):
said, I don't think you cando that now. It's almost like you
got a letter play. Well.Not to be that douchey guy, but
I'm the fucking commissioner. I'll dowhat the fuck I want, and if
I feel like you're doing wrong bypeople, then I'm gonna make sure you
don't have the opportunity to do anyany more wrongdoing. It's like, well,

(43:50):
no, I mean you could basinlylock the squad to make sure that
it is. I don't know.I just don't want no flak at the
end of the season from whoever theperson people he beat. They'd be like
you and I didn't get into playoffsbecause it is one last Well that's when

(44:13):
you say draft better, bitch sorry. And that's the thing people have to
realize, you know, in thebeginning of the year, there's no bye
weeks. Yeah, there's injuries andthings like that. That's fine. Anyone
that's played fantasy for enough years andrealizes these things do happen and you kind

(44:36):
of have to roll it and figureit out as you go. Answers slack.
They can come to me. Imean, what are you supposed to
do with it? You know,That's what I was just saying. The
best thing to do if you don'tcatch it in the beginning is just just
leave it alone. Well yeah,because I mean here's the thing, like

(44:58):
you invited back, but I'm justsaying that there for the rest of this
year, I would just leave italone. But yeah, so a bit
of a shorter episode Jermaine, hegot a little uh a toothache there.
Yeah, definitely will be uh visitingthe orthogonis or whatever you wanna call it.

(45:28):
But okay, yeah, starting onSunday, you know, I mean,
it was like it was kind ofbearable. I think my adrenaline was
pumping so hard during the Sunday gamesthat I didn't feel it until, you
know, until the end. Andthen yesterday it definitely kicked in really hard.

(45:49):
And then today it was like,Oh, like I said, I've
been just like on Ivy Profens,like every two hours like, oh,
swish some swich some warm salt water. I don't give anything to try.
I've been. I've been saying,we were trying to keep it clean with
them, like the listening type shipthe listen, Yeah, the wrong one,

(46:15):
not the not the blue or thepurple. I'm talking about the brown
original listen. They have oh what'sit called? Uh what orage oe?
They have originell mouthwatch has like lightycane in it. Ye, I'm gonna
grab that numb you up a littlebit. Yeah, well so far this

(46:38):
is this is the numb and juiceright here, numbing me up. Niggas
a little bit more decent than whenwe began. But yeah, well here's
what we'll do. We'll get outout of here. We'll see you guys
on Saturday. We are we're gonnaskip access tomorrow because of injury. Uh

(47:02):
tried to do a walk through,but yeah, I mean you can do
exces where you can. You canbring in my replacement and try to Maybe
I'll do it with tough. Idon't know, give it a go.

(47:22):
What was tomorrow's subject anyway? Ididn't. I don't recall. I know
we got next week's subject is themonsters, but I didn't. You don't
even know what he's even talking about. Well, I asked you, do
we do? Do we do adrink draft? Yet? We've done drafts
where we said we liked certain drinksbut we didn't like I think I said

(47:45):
something like I liked the vodka,and then you said you liked the peach
clown and but you talking about likeany type of bedrid ship. Yeah,
h if we didn't, it wasprobably like the first two or three.
It was a long time ago.I'll check it, and if we didn't,

(48:07):
then we'll do it, and nottwo or three. We did something
that was related to because I rememberus discussing, you know, hey,
you know I said that you knowI prefer Jesus low wiser Oka and then
you said you prefer the Beach Crown, and I don't know, said she
preferred Margarita's or something. I knowwe we got into some alcoholic beverages.

(48:31):
I don't know if we was ata picnicer or we was talking about a
picnic or something, it came out. I know we did a picnic draft,
but I think we did do analcohol draft. I'm not sure.
But we'll see, we'll go,we'll see how it goes. But look,
you go get some rest, getyour tooth all fixed, and we'll

(48:52):
get our recap going on on Saturdaynight and hopefully you get more excited than
you are now. I mean,yeah, I'm ready. I mean,
like, what did we what didwe not covered that we normally cover on
Tuesday? We know, we starttalking about this Thursday game, right,
we already talking about Yeah, Imean there's not much to talk about.
We glanced over it. I meanit's kind of like start a lave a,

(49:15):
start Cam, start et N,that's start Kirk. That's about it.
It's not it's not a sexy game, so it's not like a it's
not a lot of content to talkabout. Yeah, I mean, it
was mostly just kind of the upsand downs and just kind of the you
know, state of our teams andyou know, not really uh oh.

(49:39):
I think maybe you would have probablysaid, like who you got going,
but you got anybody going? No, no either game, no, no
anybody else. I'm facing Kirk andthat's about it, and that's fine by
me. I just I think that'skind of also why I don't really have
a lot to talk about it,because it's like, not not a fun

(50:00):
game, nor do I have anyskin at it. So it's like,
well, I mean I got potential, shit, he probably not gonna try
him out, Kirk and one oneof my other leagues. Yeah, and
that's it. I don't have anybody. No, I got Michael Thomas,
but definitely ain't trying him out.He's a ten point champion. Like if

(50:22):
I had him in initial league,yeah, I would try him out,
But I got him in a leaguewith a ten team league. You're not
trying out Michael Thomas and that No, he's a he's a bye week hero
at that point. Yeah mm hmm. But yeah, I mean yeah,
just not not a super exciting episode. I get it. But it was

(50:45):
one of those like this is stayof the league, and you know I'm
again, yeah you said it wasthis weekend, what other week? Twelve
or thirteen? Yeah, I thinkit's like twelve. I think it's yeah,
I think it's like twelve or thirteen. That's real bad too. But

(51:06):
then the week after that, wedon't have any buys because I don't know.
That's the thing now, I guessWHOA. I have been looking at
my boys, and I'm pretty muchfucked week ten because I got my homes
aim too on a bout. Ohwhoa? How are you gonna deal with
that? I'm just cool, fuckingzero. I can't. I'm not letting

(51:30):
neither one of them go. Soboy, I mean, you may,
you could probably get a pretty nicetrade, but hm, I may,
I may. I can't. Haveyou saw the guy got that paddle in

(51:53):
my boat? Yeah, I can'tlose neither one. I'll take the hell
on that one and hopefully make upsome ground before we get to week two.
I didn't have an answer there.I didn't. I had no idea.
It was on the same week.I'm like, god, damn,
we can we can? Who doyou play? Let's see hold on?

(52:20):
M probably your son? Oh mygod, please let that be a thing
you do. Oh God, hereare the Here are the current projections,
one sixty one for him and onetwenty three for you. I'm dealing with

(52:42):
that same thing, the same thingin Brandons League, where they you're not
even allowed to have three quarterbacks onyour roster. So I got Josh Allen
and I got Dak, but Dakis not going this week. And either
I got a drop act and putthem into the pool or just start like

(53:04):
a receiver running back in that place. And that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm not dropping back into the pool. I mean, doc that ain't been
wildly productive, but I'm not givingthem to somebody else that already got a
monster quarterback that just needs a littlesupplemental quarterback. No, I'm not.
I don't give a m one infive. I'm not giving nobody easy layups.
That's right. I'm gonna be thatcooiler and that one in five league,

(53:28):
that one dude that needs that lastspot to get in. Fuck them,
it's my goal. Well, Imean you heard it first. I'm
probably gonna clip that on the realthat it sounds like I'm gonna take them
in the alley and fuck the hellout. You're not making it any better

(53:52):
and I'm just making it times worse. Yeah, Well, I mean playing
spoiler, man, I mean that'sabout the only satisfaction I can get out
of this fucking these two shitty leaguesis spoiler. Hey, I mean that's
called being the pirates. That's allthey do regularly. Yeah, that's the

(54:19):
that's their their calling card. Yeahall right, well listen, go get
some rest. Hope your tooth feelsbetter. Try that. Try a few
of those things that I said,and uh yeah, salt water, Yeah,
warm salt water. And see ifyou can go to uh you know,
write aid or Walgreens or something.Grab that little orge o. Yeah,

(54:47):
it's in like the back of mymouth. It's hard to get.
Yeah, and it's just it'll justnumb it up because that's lighter can in
it. So all these cats torun a marathons here, I got to
handle this for they do some dumb, dumb shif All right, well,
tolu their kids way

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