Episode 16 - week 8 and I ain’t great - Footbald

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He called me Buttercup. I suredid call Buttercup. We're gonna say that
over the music community. I haveno idea how we haven't got like copyright

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strike struck on that. So that'sso on point m because it's so like,
I have no idea how we haven'tlike gotten a copyright strike. Who's
Who's I mean? Like, wouldn'tthis have to get on some type of
mainstream platforms? Oh no, YouTubedoesn't matter, like I got I gotta,

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I gotta strike because I had didthe whole like George Michael careless whisper
thing for five seconds, like thelittle like you don't even knowing if you
immediately like hey you you're you're you? Then then right here now, oh
yeah yeah YouTube for a bunch ofNazis. So all right, yeah,

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let's not go down that road becauselast time I talked about YouTube, things
happened. So we'll yeah, well, welcome week eight. Week eight.
It seemed like we were just giddyschool girls right after the draft like two
weeks ago, but to that pointwhere it's sad though, Yeah, because

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it's like you've turned the corner onthe halfway point and not only have you
reached the halfway point of the season. You're reaching the halfway point of it
being done, and it's like,oh, man, like that commercial that's
out there, like I guess he'dbe saying better or something. He was
like in a cold night in Buffalo. Yeah, yeah, like not a

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not a cold night at the stadium. A cold night in Buffalo is just
a cold night in Buffalo. Soit's like, yeah, I just think
a few want in a few weeks, almost a month, a couple of
months, someday, ain't gonna meanship again. Christmas? What's Christmas?
It's like, well, the restyou yeah, it's over. I mean

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the fantasy is usually over at Christmas, and then the rest of the real
season. You know, you watch, but you don't watch. It's hard
because you don't got no skin inthe game, and it's like but you
just want to stay you want tostay up on you know who's moving on

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and all of that. But youknow, those playoff games, I don't.
I used to be like front centerwatch every minute we wind and all.
Now, especially that first wild cardweekend, it's like, okay,
you know in here and there,give me a score update. I don't
really Yeah, like once the hometeam ain't in it. I mean,

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I'm good with the highlights, likeyou can. You can give me some
good extensive highlights. That way,I don't miss all the key plays.
And usually they run them to youover and over and over and over that
week, because that's the only gamethey can show you, so you don't
miss that on anything. I mean, we said it before. I mean,
the biggest reason we did fantasy,I just got that, damn just

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now. The biggest reason we startedfantasy is because it's like, all right,
we need something else to do whenSteelers loose. So so then you
add to that caveat of yeah inthe playoffs of the home teammate in it.
You're so used to having, Okay, cool, what's my wide out?

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Oh wait, I don't have awide out going because the fantasy season
is done so hard to get intoit. My first experience with it,
when you know, I was workingat this law firm and this one guy
like it was like these young pairof legals and they was like, yeah,
man, fantasy football now. Iwas just like, yeah, I
heard of it, but I don'treally know what it is. And it
was like, hey man, you'retwenty dollars join our league, and then

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like they had the draft and theykind of gave me the one on one
and I was just like, wow, this actually helps me alleviate the pain
and the waiting of the Stellers,and yeah, I fell in love with
it immediately. It just it forcedme to be I mean, I was
already well encompassed into the NFL becauseit's just my favorite sport, but it

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like really made me like and whenI first played with these guys, they
had individual defensive players, so Iplayed a league like that. I remember
my defensive player was Donkey Kongsu andit's what he was when he was literally

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stomping people. So see, Nimeswas so far back. You remember Brian
Dawkins from the Eagles. Yeah,I had him, and I would a
love that was a while back.Yeah I was. I love that dude.
Yeah that was a while back.Man. We're talking like had to
be like two thousand and three four. Yeah wow man. Yeah, but

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welcome to WEEKND. Everybody. I'mill, Yeah, he's ill. I'm
let's just get Dave Chappelle right outof op the gate. It's a celebration,
shine bitch. Yeah, I onlyfucking won and broke my loser Street.

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It's a celebration, Shine. AndI texted you last night. I
was like, wait, was Iyour last winding? Yes, I respond
to it because I was still inmid game of motherfucker fuck up until this
ship is over with. Because ifI responded to you, I have got
jinks because I mean, you knowhow fast a quarterback can put up points
in our league, and one onetouchdown and he got twenty points like that.

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So I was just like, Iwon my week with like five minutes
left in the first quarter, andthen that fucking went him. I'm like,
oh, okay, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
who did you have? Who didyou? And are you? Are you?
Yeah? You got a couple ofdeep passes down you but then he
calmed down. Yeah, and thenyou got a couple of little bubbles to

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Addison and then next thing you know, Addison went ham Sandwich. Yeah.
That was a crazy run. Thatwas crazy, Like that's how you win
a fucking week. And I'm like, okay, you happy. I need
to feel some happiness. And Ijust I had to hold on. I
had to sweat the whole thing wellbecause you you you had jettings, but

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you're going against party. So yeah, I had then I had Hawkinson and
Hawkinson was killing it. And Ididn't have Hawkinson, I would have lost
that game because only one about twentyyeah, and twenty in our league is
right, let's put let's put somepremise behind that, because that's like twenty
Oh my god, it's like,motherfucker, that's like a pass. Yeah,

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that's one touchdown, a deep one, and any passed over fifty yards
touchdown that's about fifteen to nineteen points. Just to give yall some idea.
Patrick Mahomes had a very productive week. Dude drops me ninety one. I've

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never seen I think it was ninetysix, wasn't it ninety one? Ninety
one? Ninety one? Stellucks,I ain't never seen a quarterback drop ninety
one. Oh yeah, no nono. Last year Alan dropped me like
a bucco too, a bucco too. In one week. It's like,
okay, yeah, I was justlike, I mean, if there was

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somebody carrying this dude was he hadthe rowboat, he carried the whole squad.
But at the same time, it'slike I told you last time,
or Devonte Deontay Forman now, Butlike I told you last time. I
can't continue to have just Samuel L. Jackson and John Travoto in my movie.

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I need another supporting cast. Andthis time they actually brought in Uma
Thurman or some shit. So nowI had three actors. I had three
actors that can somehow contribute to agood movie because I kept having the mean
into it performed. I told youthat Eagles was going to do that.

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I told him on the padcast rightbefore that, I said, and the
Eagles is going to expose the Dolphins. Don't don't believe the hype, like
they're just gonna, you know,stick with them. I knew they were.
I mean that defense. It's twodifferences between the Dolphins and the Eagles
is they both got high flyer,high flying offenses. But the difference is

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the Dolphins defense is okay, theEagles defense is good. And then they
just traded for that safety. Soyeah, this guy, dude, I'm
like, why do people let thishappen? Now? You know why?
Because I sat and watched Tyreek Hillburn the hell out of the sorry ass
safety we had the terms or whateverwas oh man, he looked terrible,

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and they sure enough traded him thevery next day, like get your fucking
ass out of here. He's talkabout the dum Tyreek can do like he
does. He looks like he's helooks like a Madden player. It's like
it's like once he gets it.I don't know how he acts off the
field, but SUSY's on the field, it's like he's like so filled with

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energy, like he's jumping, likeeven after he catches the pass, he's
like handing the boat and the reflike with all this energy. It's like
he's he is pumped to the boat. I think a break energy. I
think he's a kid that enjoys playinga game, and like he's looking around
like a y'all gonna pay me forthis too? Handsomely? Handsomely and I

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do this for free. Yeah,let's go ahead. Well I was gonna
say, let's touch on on onlast night's game and we got out.
You know, I won, youwon. The complexity of the league is
much different now. I'm so gladI stopped the slide. I mean,
it's like it's like getting cut fromear to ear and I'm just like God

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and I'm holding on and his bloodsquirting out, and they finally stopped the
bleeding. And get me a kindof stable condition because I was on my
way out. I really was.Man, I was like, man,
if I lose this game, holyhell, yeah, it's it's I mean,
you're still in it, but itdoesn't feel good. No, no,
I mean I'm above five hundred,but it's just like next week is

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another challenge. Like I mean,I know you, after you get done,
you're like, who's next? Now? I mean, and that's how
I felt last year. I don'tfeel like that. It's like that is
like, all right, who's next? I mean last year it was like,
man, who's next to fucking sitdown and get their ass kicked?

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So once once y'all who actually decidedto work? Oh, I was like,
I won't wait till the last game, the most impactful game of the
week, and then start fucking upthe scoring. I was just like,
And like you said, I thoughtit was just my ship. So I'm
sitting up here changing my settings fromfrom Wi Fi to that phone data,
resetting my phone, rebooting it,and it's still the same ship. I'm

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like, what is going on?But if you go to your individual team
you can see the update, butsometimes match up or something it wasn't working.
Yeah, sometimes it was it washit and miss, but yeah,
it was it was. It wasa little annoying with then and finally got
on there. But yeah, assoon as it allowed me, I was
going to in my lineup for nextweek. I'm like, all right,
who wants these hands? Let's gowho wants these hands? And next stuff

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is Timmy's bitch ass. So Isent him a very vulgar message today,
uh, saying that I won owehim a nice raping. Yeah, as
much as you fucking can. Yeah, I have uh what's his name,

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McKinnon. I was like, ifthat McKinnon dude, if he would have
went off this week, I swearI would have snapped because I had him
all year, just as the shipsand giggles. And soon as I dropp
him, Timmy picked in. Mymother was like, oh, he's thinking
he's gonna five rekindle that McKinnon magic, and I was good productive week,
be pissed. I want I wanthim to put him in just for like

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a flex be like all right,go ahead, have fun. I'm gonna
beat you by a hundo because lookI'm telling you man, like, there's
no bye weeks this week. Soit's it's full, full blown kind of
you know. Hey see, Imean when I can't believe I somehow put

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up two sixty with half of mysquad hurt so and that Metcalf thing was
like a really last minute. Iwas like, what, I'm in the
middle of the three o'clock game,like, I gotta find somebody yells.
And then that's when I was Itold you Mooney was gonna be dropped before
that damn game was over. Isaid, before one o'clock game is gover.

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If that dude don't produce with thatnew quarterback, he is gonna be
dropped. Dude dropped seven points.I was like, And I picked up
Jennings and end up being it waseither Jennings or Crown, and I played
both of them, and Powell actuallyproduced outproduced Jennings. So I felt like
I was good either way. Imean as far as scoring just enough.

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Yeah, So you know, nextweek, we'll see what happens, man.
But like I said, I'm justglad to get back in that wing.
Cong w It's like I started outso high three and oh and drop
three and then now it's like,hopefully I'm turning. Please yeah, please
let me turn for the better.But yeah, man, with all those

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get that god damn injuries, andI'm with the injury to Metcalf. That's
where I was going. I thoughtthat that was gonna pump up Locket's totals.
Your boy JSN was eating off that. I'm like, and then Bobo
like, watch people, a bunchof people pick up this Bobo dude.
And as soon as Metcalf come backback to milk carton material, yeah,

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I mean, I'm I'm I'm excitedto see them using jazz and I would
hope that they continue to do that. They don't need to have. It
doesn't have to be a two manshow. You know why they just don't.
It's like their offense, it's runfirst and it can only support two

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receivers. It seems like I mean, like I said, go back to
the abusive Doug Ballwin days. Itwas Doug Baldwin and I think was lock
it back then or no? Uh, I feel like the beginning of locke
It. Yeah, but ye,Lockett was real young. Yeah, and
yeah Metcalf wasn't there yet because theyhad a Super Bowl with Metcalf, but

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it was like lock It and uh, Jermaine curse or something like that.
Yeah, when when it was winningsuper Bowls, it wasn't like a hefty
dug ball was the number one dude. Ye yikes, fuck guy, But

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yeah, I mean I don't know. I mean if if if he gets
put in metcalft position, he canproduce. But if he gets putt in
that slot, I don't, Idon't know. I mean I can flop
and like, let Metcalf run afew insides or something like, see if
same they can get some more productionout of that. Because they were always
notorious for a good tight end.So well, yeah, you're gonna have

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a hard time convincing Metcalf he's atight end. But I mean the dudes
built like one. So yeah,I mean yeah, either that or or
move lockets small ass in that insideand let JS work on the outside,
because he seemed like he's better workingon the outside. I mean, I'm

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still gonna trot him out there andhope for the best. So kind of
not super important news, but zachErtz, I are for a quad Okay,
I don't really care. Yeah,drug Ford busted up his ankle,
saying a low a low grade andlow grade. So well man, so

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cream gets boot bumped up. Weall time words drops. Yeah, so
does Pierre Strong. So what areyour thoughts on Pierre Strong? I have
none, Okay, I mean Iunderstand people are gonna try to pick him
up because I mean it's a oneA, one B. I mean,
Cleveland is always a one A oneB type of backfield. But I don't

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know. Pierre Strong used to bewith the Patriots last year and he's never
really showed me any flash even after, you know, before it went down,
I think dude had like six carriesfor like twenty yards. I'm like,
what is that? So yeah,I'm not really like if somebody tried
to handle like that anywhere to puthim. I'm mad about Kareem Hunts.

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Dumb move and I dropped him fordreMiller or some shit, stupid shit.
I love the fact that I wasable to pick up Darryl Henderson just for
nothing and played him and he wasproductive. He scored a touchdown. Yeah.
So as And what's interesting too,is I saw they put him they

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sent him back to the practice squad. Yeah. They did the same thing
with Julio Joe. So I'm like, what are they doing? Is this
just like an on paper transaction thingor it's almost like so they don't want
to cut somebody from the fifty threeright, and then they wait till the
Saturday before they play and then bringhim up and then let him play and

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then send them back down. It'slike I don't yeah, I won't get
it no more. Yeah, squad, the whole format has changed. Before.
It used to be like only youngplayers can go to the practice squad,
like right, like a free agentsor real young player, Like you
couldn't be a veteran and go downto the practice squad and come back up.
They just changed that like the pasttwo or three years. And I

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just thought about it him, likehow weird is that like? And Julio
was just taking it like a champ, like I'll go to the practice squad.
Okay, it's like shit, Juliusjust glad that they signed in the
check. He probably was like,hey man, I ain't completely broke,
but I could use a little extramoney. And it was like, well,
come on in and we'll get youa veteran minum. Me. He

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was like, veteran minimum is soundingdamn good right now. And he'll give
up what they do to him anddo with him. Yeah, he's a
he's a brittle He's a brittle fella. So well, I mean you walk
in the room and you see AJBrown and you feel inferior, You're like,

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all right, y'all got it.I mean, if he was a
young Julio, I mean, I'mpretty sure he would be like, motherfucker,
I'm running this ship. But olderdude him, say that ship to
a J. Brown, he'd belike, oh, literally, I'll eat
you. Remember when some of theannouncers was saying it was like this dude
looked like an offensive tackle playing fuckingfucking peg man, like juice ripped hard.

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Like good for him, Like Imean, I mean good for him,
great for me? Yeah, yes, I mean because in my other
league, I was sweating on thatone too. I fucking made a huge
mistake. I kept going back andforth in the morning, Dobbs or Deontay

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foreman, Dobbs deontay forman, DobbsDeontay forman. I don't know why I
said dogs, oh no, yes, and that thirty three points was sitting
on the bench looking beautiful. I'mlike, I'm about to really lose behind
that decision. And then it comesto hurts and in aj Brown, and

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they put me ahead and all Ineeded was Kittled, and it was like
I was up by like like twelvegoing into the Monday night game, and
he had Madison and I had Kittle. I won't get Madison, didn't score
touchdown. I can skate back it. Then when they started finally giving Kittles
some passes, I was I hadthis one one, okay. So the

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two leagues that matter the most tome, I won, and so this
was a great week. The othertwo leagues don't give a fuck. One
league, I was like a buckfifty or buck forty or something like that.
Everybody else was buck twenty, buckthirty, but the dude I played
was a buck eighty five. Soonce again, one in six in that

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league lost again, like I don'teven have the energy to even give a
fuck anymore. And then the otherleague, I was two and two and
five in. Well, I'm nowtwo and five in, but I was
two and four and going into theMonday night game, I had Madison and

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I was up by. I wasup about one fifteen to one forty five.
I was up about thirty and Ihad Madison and he had cousins and
McCaffrey and they eight, and Ilost by like I don't know, ten
points. I'm like, I justcan't win in their leagues, man,

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I mean, I just can't waitto tell, like, don't even attempt
to invite me into y'all shit,no more. It's like it ain't they
fault. It's just I just don'thave success in the leagues I had.
All my years of playing with them, it's probably been like five plus.
I've only had one successful year andthat was last year in Brandon's league.
In his brothers league, I've neverbeen successful. I've never made the playoffs.

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It's just like I don't understand andI'm not I'm not a terrible vanity
player. I make some rash decisionshere and there, but I just don't
understand their league and I'm not gonnaput myself emotionally through it anymore. Yeah,
that makes sense. I mean Iwouldn't bother and they matter the most.
So I'm four and three and bothof them. No, No,

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yeah, four and three and bothof them. But I feel a little
bit better in Andrews League than yoursbecause I'm still I No, it's weak
eight, but I'm still figuring outwho's who's Who's a fix them and forget
them player. That's what I'm stilllooking for. Put him in and don't
even worry about it, don't eventhink about it, matchup proof, just

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run them out there again. Youknow, the only players I can do
that with is pretty much my twoquarterbacks. And you know, Metcalf and
everybody else is like, are youdebo? You're gonna hurt this week?
And who ain't? And that's aboutit. I started trying to shop Eckler

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a little bet. He just ain'tproducing the way he posted for you.
Well, he hasn't. He justI don't know, man. The Chargers
is they are one of those teamsthat they there find a way to lose
a team instead of a you know, you got a team like the Niners,

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or they'll find a way to winit, and Chargers will find a
way to lose it somehow. Well, I don't think his ankles right yet.
And what I'm trying to do isship him out on the name value
and get a decent return and andand I honestly try to ship him to
someone that I'm not gonna have toplay against because I don't want to,

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like I don't want to do that. And then you know, reverses and
some it hits me the reverse card, like you know, what's the name,
loves him, mister walk around thecorner, Timmy loves Eckler. Yeah,
I look. I I offered himup for Chase straight up. No,
actually no, I offered I offeredEckler and Gabe Davis for people,

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just for Chase for Chase, notbudget of it. I think it's one
of those things. If you didn'talready get him, you could have got
him there. But because he's like, man, you cut me. He
don't want to get got twice inwhat year? He don't want to pull
He don't want to pull a capbecause I got him twice too. Yeah.

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Yeah, that tell you like hewas like when I he was like,
oh, come on, man,I gave you the best quarterback.
I'm like, yeah, I knowyou offered the trade. Booby Like he's
like, you gotta work with me. I'm like, no, I don't
know. I don't I don't like, but what quarter who was he trotting

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out there? It's like, oh, man, I don't know. I
don't give up hurts man, Idon't understand now. Yeah, for and
for what he I don't even rememberwhat I gave him that well, like
an imbas or something like, Idon't know. No, he gave him
some receivers like a lave and ohyeah, lave. Well here, let's

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let's kind of do a little teaserhere. So next week he's gonna be
kind of like the the mid seasonreview kind of deal where we go over
r right, how we're feeling aboutthe rest of the year, kind of
things that we made, mistakes,things that you can kind of take from
uh and say, yeah, hey, look, don't don't do this.
Don't, especially especially if you havea league where the whole premise is Okay,

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wherever you late, wherever you youend, is how that draft goes
and reverse next year. Like youdon't. And first of all, don't
tang. No one likes that you'rea bit if you tank for the first
round pick. So, hi,wife, what's that baby? How are
you? I feel like shit?Still feel like shit too? Sure you're

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taking Okay, I tripped YouTube.I'm sorry. Yeah, That's why I'm
not a big believer in the Imean because we've done it in Andrews League
for so many years where the lastplay team gets the first pick, and
sure enough, man, you gotto weak, you know, twelve eleven,
twelve thirteen, and people were takingon purpose. Here's what I totally

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just said, it's going to berandom every year. Well here's what I
would look, here's what I wouldwant to do. So it is a
ten team league. At the moment, I would say the bottom four.
You know, it doesn't matter whereyou where you you place, you know,
seven, eight, nine or ten. There'll be a random lottery for

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those four teams to see who actuallygets the first like like one, two,
three, four, five, six, they're going to be you know,
at the end of the draft hownormally would but you can't just tank
with the idea that you're gonna getthe first round pick. There's a lottery.
See I was I was trying toimplement into Andrews League, the making
people want to play for the Conzisand the winner of the Conzis gets the

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first pick, and it's like andthen who had whoever's behind the second runner
up gets the second pick, andif you're last of the last, you're
gonna minimum get the fifth or sixthpick, you know, because you that's
what we're doing. No that's theright. That's what we're doing in this
league. Now, that is thatis brilliant for you to play the concis

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like you better play your ass offto get to you better earn that first
round pick. So it's almost likea second chance for Gored, you know
right now, that's that's beautiful.The only problem is is we we don't
have ten teams coming back because Ballersis out already locked this team. Oh

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you have Yeah, I locked thisteam and I sent a message to Mike.
Your team's locked because it's now beenfour weeks in a rod where you
haven't touched the roster. He's scoringone O, nine and one fifties.
And so when you do want tolook at your team, I'm not going
to give you the opportunity to makeyourself a viable opponent. Friendybod, that's

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what I'm saying. He was gonnabe playing me next week, and I
guarantee you he would have loaded hissquad up, and that would have been
totally unfair. Like damn, youdon't give nobody resistance but me. It's
bullshit. Yeah, I I hatepeople to do that. I can't stand

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them. They drive me. Itis don't waste gave us money and that
that that you would think you knowsomebody, but I guess he got a
hundred dollars to blow. I mean, like apparently he got it like that.
MM, thanks for your an't evenabout the money, Like, I
mean, don't you enjoy this.I'm not gonna say it because you do

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have some fucked up week so butjust even I mean even in the leagues,
I'm losing that. I mean,I said I can't go through it
emotionally. But guess what happens whenwhen Sunday come around for Thursday, I'm
gonna still stet them lineups. LikeI told you, I just want to
take them around the corner and fuckthe ship. I want you to,

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I mean, I want you tobe a first place team, and I
want you to treat me like Clevelandand think that you're gonna walk all over
me and I upset the ship out. That's what I want to do.
That's all I can do because myrecord has already put me out of it.
Yeah, I mean the real NFL, Like if you're are you really

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taking for the first pick? Imean, like some of those teams,
they're still me men are out therefamily, and they can't, they can't
show a sign of tank. Fuckthe organization. I'm gonna give it my
all every Sunday I go up there. Yeah, because the organizations looking at
me. Another organization that Mike wantto bring me in as a free agent

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is watching me. And if I'mdang gonna dogging it on certain place,
they gonna see that. Yeah.And that's why I was just like,
yeah, you know what, I'mnot gonna give you the chance to fix
it. You're beat, You're done. Bye, I'm not unlocking your team
at all. I don't care whatyou ask, what you say, it's

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you don't do that. You don'tdo that for four weeks like oh well,
and then I mean if you wouldn'tmessage say hey, look man,
I had COVID or I had thisgoing on. You know I didn't okay,
fair enough, but it's been amonth. I mean he came in
not even paying attention. I meanhe auto drafted his team, and auto

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drafted him a damn good team,and he just didn't want to work with
it at all. So, likeI said, once I secured that one
hundred dollars, I was just like, hey, you can do it.
I mean long as long as weiningin no situation like last year with that
bullshit and like certain things not happeningcorrectly. So well, so not really

(33:00):
too too much in the waiver wire. I mean in the normal league,
yeah, I mean, I meanlike in traditional leagues or in leagues that
maybe have ten team leagues, youknow who you think is the big big
ticket out there. I think alot of people are gonna go after your
Darryl Henderson. I would say huntbecause I mean, even though he's decently

(33:23):
decently rostered, but yeah, theyalready snatched him up. But then some
leagues he's still there and yeah,so I mean you could maybe take a
stab at Kyler him, put himas his stash because he's he's a coming

(33:45):
so and then you said no boysthis week, so maybe you can't hold
him. But then right after thisweek and it's gonna be boys again.
So it's not like really room tooyeah, but maybe at that point he
starts. Yeah true. So Imean it's one of those things where if
you have the expendable room, sethim down, sit you got you know,

(34:06):
get rid of that one player thatain't doing nothing for you that you're
just hoping that something's gonna happen,because Kyler could be something or it could
be nothing. But god, damn, you know what, I just thought
about the fact that Kyler Jersey andthat it hurts me no that week,
that week that I'm not gonna haveeither quarterback. I wish that would have

(34:28):
been the week up playing ballers,because I could have probably somehow pulled it
out. Well, not to bea dick, but you're playing my kids,
so that's probably it's that's probably notthat far off. No, I
mean, he put on two quarterbacksand it is gonna be damn hard.
Yeah, this quarterbacks and Russell Wilson, Jimmy g and uh some Obi wander

(34:55):
Brown. You don't even remember Mikepull it out? I don't know,
but but I mean not for nothing. I think I think the kid was
doing you know, okay, usuallyyour first year you don't do well.
This is what it is. Youdraft, you draft, everybody is at
least nobody is sitting there with anoh oh yeah. I mean that's pretty

(35:21):
bad. But no matter what todo, it's just, you know,
because there's a guy in Andrews leaguejust like that. He's in there.
Oh and seven I played him thisweek, and I'm like, this dude
beat me. I swear to good. But yeah, he's like he's like
a die hard too, so Iknow he going through it. It's like

(35:42):
painful. Yeah, but he justdrafted ridiculous, Like I don't know what
he was dying. I don't know. I was looking at his squad.
I'm like, you got like onegood player on this whole squad like the
rest of her you know, hitor miss, pop off player week to
different week the week. Okay,we're like my squad this year, yah,

(36:07):
taking a chance, but the collaborativeeffort of Jabroni's one solid player.
I'm excited to see what my teamactually like a full blown, like full
you know, Dick Card team rightLike I'm gonna put Tank Dell up in

(36:29):
there. He's gonna start. It'sanother thing we're doing next week is we're
gonna kind of pull up our squadsthat we drafted from week one in compared
to what we have now, andit just shows you how much it changes.
Like I looked at the transaction numbers. I've made twenty nine, you've

(36:52):
made twenty seven. Oh yeah,we we lead the league. We just
do that every year. But thatbeing said, this is also why we're
always in the playoffs. How couldyou? I mean, Okay, in
those ten team leaguers, maybe youcan get away with minimal transactions, but

(37:12):
in this league, until you findthe right it's almost it's you know,
my analy Jesus good. There's adance floor, and you have to keep
dancing with different partners until you untilyou find a nice until if somebody say,
hey, man, dance with allthese women out here and tell me

(37:36):
the ten that you like the most. I gotta keep going out there and
dancing. I can't just be like, all right, well give me them
ten and then set them to theside. No, I gotta keep dancing.
And no, not you. Youstate gotta dance. No, not
you, you you got a badtooth. No, no, I mean
you gotta keep dancing with these motherfuckersuntil you get the proper people that you
can fucking run up there every week. That's what I'm saying. I'm in

(38:00):
the process, even at week eight, still looking I'm still on the dance
floor like you sitting down a coupleof times and you only got to dance
two or three times a week.I gotta dance and keep and keep dancing,
right people. I mean, look, I will tell you this,
My wide receivers got hell out ofme, you know, running out Gabe

(38:22):
Davis and JSN. I mean,AJ don't have at least one week spot
you trade and strengthening up that weekspot. Yeah, people are gonna flip
well Tank well, Tank Tank isgonna take up one of those spots.
So but he's probably gonna He's probablygonna be in my flex. But what

(38:43):
is the story with Gabe Davis.I'm like what I thought you was,
Like, he's been supposed to takeover the number two spot for the past
three or four years. Now it'sjust d Gabe Davis is that dad that
keeps going to the store for formilk and cigarettes and he comes back like
once a month and he like givesthat kid like, oh no, I'm

(39:08):
back, little, I'm about togo to the store. But I'm for
real, I'm coming right back anddo it again, like you like,
Dad is gone again. I willtell you this is something I noticed here
too, because I didn't watch thegame straight up, and I watched it
on Red soone. Oh my fuckingchrist, Buffalo needs an offensive line because

(39:30):
every single time Josh Allen was back, this man was out here looking like
Kenny Pickett running around At the firstfirst snap, I'm like, oh,
there's plenty of times that he cameand soon as he dropped back, somebody
was in his face. I'm like, damn, I'm just surprised Josh.
If Josh wasn't as athletic as hewas, he would have looked like Daniel
Jones getting sacked out there. SoJosh's athleticism painted a picture way less worse

(39:57):
than it could have been true.Now, i mean, mind you only
watching on red zone, so Idon't know how the rest of the game
looked. But every time this guywas running for his like, now,
mind you, he can do that. But I'm like, I like my
Josh Allen in the pocket getting set. That's how he is productive. But
Wolf, I mean a bit ofa shocking thing. Last night, you

(40:28):
know, Minnesota beaten being San franI'm kind of wondering Minnesota because it was
at home. I thought Minnesota wouldput up a fight because they were cousins
in the prime time, and Iwas like, they gonna at least put
up a fight, But I didn'tthink they were gonna see that one son

(40:51):
was coming off losing to Cleveland,like not yea, the Dolphins. I
was like, no, they're gonnaThey're gonna stay up there with you.
Not that this was like, it'slike, dang, the two Super Bowl
teams, that was them dueling becauseyou know, Sam Frandom dropped off a
little bit, you know. Soit just proves to me how much they

(41:15):
need d BO. I guess there'slike the little intangibles that people don't see
that d BO probably do and providefor that team. And yeah, I
mean they were missing tackle to theAll Star trip Williams or whatever. So
well, here's the thing, here'swhat provides. He's seven foot thirteen,

(41:37):
right, so he said seven footthirteen, which one, you're right,
like, the man is a giant, giant being and he draws the AJ
Brown just like exactly like AJ Brown. But go ahead, I mean less,
I would say, definitely a J. Browns cocky as fun dude.

(42:01):
He is. I wish he was. I wish he was my dad.
I mean, Debo, Debo don'tlook as strong. I mean he's a
little slimmer version, but he's stillgot that that dog in him. Deep
Deebo is more. It's gonna soundweird. Deebo is more athletic than AJ

(42:22):
because he's more maybe he's more versatile. Yeah, you're not gonna see a
J take a AJ ain't gonna bedipping in and out of cuts. A
J is one of those. Hegonna catch it. And if you get
in this way, you are gettingrun over. He is not trying to
dip behind you, cut beyond you, or not AJ taking a fucking you

(42:43):
know, a half back dive upthe middle. Some of them to be
like, man, go ahead,go ahead. But yeah, I mean
I think deep. So yeah,it's definitely a miss thing. I thought

(43:04):
they were gonna feed Iyuk a bunchmore than me too. He only came
out way with ten points. Itwas like, did y'all forget how you
was out there? I mean,don't get me wrong, I was loving
the Jennings Peppers, but did youdid I you just fall off the map
in the middle of the game.Or you know what's weird to me too,
like San Fred, how do younot run literally c Mac two of

(43:27):
the four downs that you have everysingle like, just run them. It
doesn't matter. He that's it now. I get it. That doesn't help
me in fantasy. But I'm justlike, for me an NFL standpoint,
just run them. Well. Imean, sometimes even the most physical teams
get too cute, and I thinkI think Shanahan got a little cute man

(43:49):
and they learned that cuteness ain't ain'tbringing wins. And same thing with the
Philly losing to the Jets last week. They got a little cute and whenever
the Offins gave them a threat andthen took that pick six, they were
getting cute at that point. Andthen when it was the game was tied
seventeen, every time they was inthe jail, it was like, let's
put this cute shit down. Wegot a dog over there and we gonna

(44:14):
feed them. And that's what theydid and they came out victorious. Yeah,
yoh, trying to be cute.What it got you here is being
nitty, gritty, grimy as fuck. Keep doing it for sixty minutes every
week, don't. Like I said, remember before, I said, oh

(44:35):
yeah, sometimes in Madden you gotan opponent that's one in seven and you're
like you want to play them,so you start trying all these different plays
and all of that and the nextthing, you know, you look up.
This opponent got you up by ten. It's like, damn house,
what was I doing trying to getcute? I dude, what brought you
there? Yeah? As long asyou have like a moderately that my okay

(45:00):
play action ability with Semac on yourteam, you fucking win. Like everyone's
just going as long as you Feendmac. Just the fact that he's sitting back
there, your play action is golden, terrifying, and you know what's crazy,
Like I didn't realize this until Iheard it. Thirty five yards was

(45:22):
his longest reception, like ever,right for a tuddy. I'm like,
really, what right? Since hey, it doesn't but apparently it's the same.
Oh so he always got him alittle short and then just took him.
Not that he had some long onesin Carolina. Well, have some
long runs, right, no receptions? Okay, that's a weird stat It

(45:47):
is a weird status for for him. I'm like, really, how's that?
How have you not scored like aninety yard fucking dump off? Because
you are you? I don't Idon't get it. Yeah, se Max
has got that ability where you couldsee the whole open up and an average

(46:12):
back is gonna get five yards Semaxis gonna turn that in twelve maybe fourteen.
It's just like he has a certaindifferent type of ability that he's like
a test player here who a littlebit better and a little bit more smoothly.
It's like, okay, It's likehe knows how to get skinny in
certain spots and then lift up incertain spots. It's like this motherfucker is

(46:32):
like a transformer in the hole.Shit. Well, they're saying, they
were saying, like he is likethe most intense person in practice, like
intense, like he is. Hedoes not want to hear a good job.
He doesn't want to hear he islike he's that guy you ever see
that, You ever see that memand Derek Carr where he's an open and

(46:54):
just like fucking I'll do it myself. And he's looking there, he's looking
there at this Metsy ass kind oflike demonized. I feel like that's what
Cemac is all. He's just likealways intense, like he has resting bitch
face. But because he's just inthat Yeah, yeah, I'm just like

(47:19):
a white running back. Let's go. I don't get I don't get this
opportunity off, and so I'm like, hey, we I mean I noticed
that about you know, the whiteskilled players period. It might not be
too many, but the ones thatare out there, they damn there is
the best at the position. Likecolor gotta be ship like I mean,
like they go there ain't no lazy. And that's, by the way,

(47:45):
that's who was Okay, let meask you this, would you take this
trade Austin Ackler for Cooper cut Ithink the person who's getting Onser Eckler is
getting screwed. Okay, that wasthe trade I was gonna do with.

(48:06):
Well, by the way, that'swhat I was thinking about. But I'm
like, no, I can't getit would have exploded. And if I
had have fucking if if Kemp wouldhave somehow found out, oh that's his
son. He already That's how hegot kicked out of Andrews league because he
was oh Andrew's cheating, he's doingit. He would have went ham Sandwich.

(48:30):
I don't know about Bob. Ithink the only people that would know
was me and Bob. Who elseI couldn't. I couldn't do that,
and I would feel too guilty becauseit's like obviously I know I'm gonna come
out better with that because you don'toffer a trade with the idea of give
it something else, something better,you're getting cut. And on top of

(48:52):
that, it's just that, youknow, most people will say, oh,
Eckler's great, but like you haveexpendable backs, but it's like your
only weakness every team. I don'tcare how strong you may have. You
know, you made some great trades, but every team has to have a
small achilles He'll and you would yeah. Yeah. So it's like it's kind
of like a cheap move. Soit's just like, man, I will

(49:15):
not do it. Now. Ifyou can find somebody else in the league
to give you a monster receiver,you can get Timmy to get you Chase
or something. Yeah, go ahead, But with your son, yea,
at least at least not this year, you know, maybe a few years
down the road where he gets he'sa little bit more familiar with what's going
on and know when to say noand when to say yes. You know,

(49:37):
I mean, like I ain't evenseen when we was drafting. You
know, some of the people hedrafted. He didn't know what was fully
going on. And it's like whatwhich is to be expected expected by one
boy. I brought Manny and hetook. He took Gronkowski number one overall.
Listen, I remember that ship.And it's funny because when you know

(49:59):
when you're coming in, you knowwhat I mean. Well, it's funny
because when you said you, whenyou did the whoever was in the other
league, that oh and seven guyhe drafted all sketchy. I immediately thought,
a many, I'm like, motherfucker, is he in there too?
Drafting and drunk and Newton and thatwasn't even Patriots grown. It was Buccaneers

(50:19):
grown, and we drafted him first. Overall, it was this motherfucker was
trying to dunk on. It's likeI told you, I'm like, tell
us if you don't know what thefuck you're doing, I told y'all,
I'm just like, shut up,shut up and eat your waist. He
was like, justin Tucker, now, first pick, I'm like okay.

(50:46):
He was. He was like,man, I'm gonna kick three on y'all
when there ain't even no scores.Even he thought he could just kick gets
and ship off. The fantasy wentout the players really doing it. He
thought. He realized, we don'teven have kickers in the in the in
the squad, right, you realizedthat it's not even a position. It's

(51:14):
like fancy baseball. What are youdoing? Man? We took first roll.
Dang damn. Yeah he got steamrolled that year. Yeah, yeah,
super so no buys this week,that's fine. Who's our Thursday game?

(51:37):
Looks like it's what Buffalo and Tampa? Speaking of Tampa, Harry,
here, I am echoing the gameon your thing when you go out.
Yeah, I gotta I gotta getmy job out here to fix my fucking

(51:58):
internet, and let's run through theeligibles real quick. Any injuries. Baker
got a knee, but it's probablyjust maintenance. Usually. That's one thing,
right. Injuries to quarterbacks is totallydifferent from injuries to any other player.

(52:20):
Like a quarterback, you almost gotto be halfway dead, not start
like yeah, Hurtle back injuries likethat. Shit sounds terrible unless you mister
some of him. You see,these motherfuckers paid him all big Shawn Watson,
all this money, and he islook only is he sh Why you

(52:45):
playing? He ain't. My opponentmade a mistake like he had to.
He was forced to, you know, play either litter or to Shawn.
He had to drop somebody, andhe dropped Rider and played Deshaun and Deshaun
put him up, put himative thirtynegative thirty point thirty, yeah, point

(53:07):
thirty. I'm like, damn,Like you almost wanted to tell him,
like, hey man, go aheadand put it in ridder Man. We
will let you get away. Welluntil until Sunday Night Hit. I'm like,
thank god. Then after Sunday Hit, Sunday Night Hit, I'm like,

(53:29):
you could play with you play JesusChrist if you want. I don't
give yeah, because for a minuteI think you. I ain't gonna say
you have to scare it, butyou're just none of your players have played,
and you were like down by likea hundred, like one hundred fifty,
Like I only had two people inthe early window and Mark and Andrews
and fucking game, I think,And you don't know how that went,

(53:52):
yeah, Mark, But then Ibasically had my subsidiary players excluding Eckler come
in at night or coming at four. They didn't do really anything. So
I was like, okay, youhave Monday night. Let you know you

(54:15):
had it in a bag either waybecause adds can crushed. Well, I
mean, you already got it.You already got you down by like ten
going in in that Monday night,I was down by thirteen and he was
starting Jordan Mason. I'm like,oopsie doozles on your side there, he
said, Oopsie doozles. And thenmy thing was if I would have lost,

(54:38):
I would have been this broadcast wouldhave been so different because not only
did I had I lost for ina row, you see some of the
players that were productive on his squad. Gardner Minshew dropped sixty Mark kazl dead
Scanty who can't even spell two points, like twenty eight points. I'm like,

(55:00):
and it's and it's funny because youname dropped him on the episode.
I'm like that you sure that becauseI was talking about he signed in Hardman
and you're like, he's this NVSPart two. Yeah. Yeah. That
was another thing I noticed on histeam was Okay, I got Patrick and
he layered in all chiefs. Hehad Tony Vali scantling, who hells?

(55:24):
He had another that's a car,that's a call? Was it No?
It wasn't h it was was itright? Hartman? Yeah, I don't
think it was race it was AndJustin Watson, he's on waivers, So

(55:45):
do they have another receiver set?No. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but houdle
mhm. I could have swore hehad multiple Chiefs. And I'm sitting up
for like, hey, you see, that's the most people anybody is going
to be one of his players.That's what you never want to do.

(56:07):
Man. You never want to liketry to eat into someone else's you know,
quarterback play because it's like I getit, but I understand only two
point eight. Got more he had, okay, okay, more gave them
four and then out a scantler gavehim twenty eight. That's why I was

(56:28):
like, damn, he had likethe whole Chiefs receiving trying to eat into
the homes and you one. Becausehere's the thing, like people always forget
like, oh, I'm gonna eatinto them, and it's like, yeah,
you are, but understand you're gettinga fraction of the points, like
you're your opponent's still getting that play. Yeah, it's the dumbest idea and

(56:51):
and and people make that all thetime. I mean, it is what
it is. But all right,so it's I was like he didn't call
one of those Uh, we didn'teven know Dallas was even there, so
because it's the Kelsey Show and everyoneelse doesn't matter. Once they got rid

(57:12):
of once they got rid of Hill, It's like that's why you're starting to
see Bob's team emerged. Like Bobwas a I'm gonna say he was a
joke, but he wasn't top tierteam, but he was struggling. And
I actually and now resay Rice,I mean his team is starting stack.
Yeah, and I was talking tohim actually this week as a guy.

(57:35):
My team sucks. It doesn't comingabout. It's coming around that mountain.
When she comes. He's in thirdplace though, Yeah, his team is
coming around mountain. So all right, let's go back to the eligible eligibles
here. Obviously Mike Evans audio startuh having a great year, but got

(58:00):
Godwin popped up on the injury reportwith a neck, I believe. So
we'll see how that goes, causethat's that's a lot different than having like
a knee, like a neck that'slike, oh you want to just watch
that almost two weeks before you eventouch it. Yeah, yeah, that

(58:20):
because that that that goes from like, Okay, this is a you know,
let's see if we can win thisweek or if you can walk later,
you know, like that's so Idon't know what I mean that ptails.
I guess Timmy's picked people to watchout. I mean, well you
should don't have to watch out.But I'm just saying that Kim Braile something.

(58:42):
Tompkins, Yeah, the guy thatwe don't It gives him a little
bit more tigers, but he ain'tdo nothing crazy no, no, fuck
Timmy and everything he stands for.Like literally my text, my text him
this morning was like, hey,you tubby bitch, U I owe you

(59:06):
a raping. So uh, butyou can start. You can start the
white guy. That's funny, thewhite guy that's actually a black guy.
You're running back or is it nowhite yeah? White yeah, start the
white guy, white guy. Imean if you want to, you can't

(59:28):
sit him down, like it's certain. Are you really going to sit him
down? Like like I mean,like do you think I like starting Jerry
Judy but my dand on squad,I can't sit him down. I mean
I have to take whatever he's given. It's very very hard to start a

(59:49):
ear To sit a starter like that, that is the hard. Maybe maybe
you could sit down the third widereceiver. But if you are the bonu
fide. It's it's hard to sityou down, like you got to really
have some faith that they are notgoing to produced or they are simply injured.
So yeah, so that's that's TampaBay whatever. Not exciting. Oh

(01:00:21):
thinking we didn't talk about I don'tknow you. You know you're rubbing your
balls like a lamp. But waitwhat I know you rubbing your balls like
a lamp on this pic. ButI did not know Addison. Remember we
had this conversation. Is he readyto step up there with the number ones?
You're fucking right, he is.God damn. I just thought he

(01:00:45):
was too small physically, you know. Yeah, well, I mean he
is not a large fella, buthe when he was Ryan, so he
can do it against that physical lassdefense. He can do it against anybody.
And please, he's understand. Iwas rubbing my balls again. Once
you know he had that little injuryscare. I'm like, oh my god,

(01:01:07):
no, don't. I've I've beenI've been okay this year on injuries.
Don't do this. Thank god.It was cramps and he came back.
I'm like, oh God, theygave him some mind all and he
came back in everything was fine.I was thinking the same thing with Hawkinson
when he went down and coach toldhim to go down. I was like,
oh, please tell me he ain'thurt. And then it went again.

(01:01:27):
Yeah because his foot or something.I rolled on his foot. I'm
like, oh, but I feltI felt for you too. I was
like his motherfucker had to kick allthe puppies when he was younger, and
they all getting back at me.Yeah, I'm just like something, Yeah,

(01:01:49):
everybody's getting hurt. But for onequick second, I ain't gonna even
lie because you know what saying.When it comes to this shit, it's
like fuck you. When Addison wentdown, I was like, pole becomes
him. That's how you got look, that's how you have to think,
That's how I was just like,damn, power just got a lot more
valuable because at that point, Ithink he just showed the world his value

(01:02:12):
a little bit more. Anyway,because had I not grabbed him or had
him I ain't gonna say that everybody, because everybody don't watch, and they're
not as you know, passionate,and they're not as you know, up
to speed as me and you.But it'll have been a race between me
and you to pick them up forsure if I didn't already have them.
Well, see I don't. Idon't know because I don't. You don't

(01:02:38):
want Yeah, you don't want totwo players from the same roster necessarily that
that and I think Osborne gets thebump. Well, he does get the
bump, I mean, and Poweris the third wide receiver, but Osborne
still got that that inconsistency that dropstoday. I think he becomes the third

(01:03:01):
white out because I think at thatpoint Hawkinson then goes to number two because
right now Hawk is probably number threewith Addison on there. Well, you
know, you still talk about justinJefferson. I'm talking about post Jeffers.
Jefferson is no, no, no, That's what I'm saying, like with
him being hurt, Like I'm saying, oh, you mean after he's after
Yeah, Okay, that's what I'msaying. I mean Addison is one,

(01:03:23):
and then Hawkinson is two, andthen the third is probably kJ Yeah,
and then you know, but what'sthe name does a little bit more?
He's just like one of those He'sa what's the one more dudes? Nick
Rondelle Moore, Like is there certainlike the little scat receivers that do more
than just your average just we don'tsay his name on this podcast because we

(01:03:46):
want to say Rondale Moore. He'slike my love affair, and I purposefully
had will pick him up because Idon't want to see him on the waiver
wire. Every One you said pickhim up so I don't get tempted to.
Well, it was because he neededsome help, but I was also
like, yeah, out of sight, I don't mind. I don't want

(01:04:06):
to. You can't hurt You can'thurt me anymore if I don't see.
Its like my fantasy football over forthat late night creep and he can't beat
your ass and and skate over it. Just his skill, like he just

(01:04:28):
oos his skill and I just wishhe could find a way to utilize it,
because that dude is so fun.Thing I wanted to talk about.
Remember on this on this podcast,we were talking about how good Josh Dobbs
had become in the Cardinal. Yeah, you turn to the left, you
turn to the right, and theyare one and six and he don't look

(01:04:51):
good at all. Well, Ithink they're kind of taken for the Uh,
that fella, I can't think ofhis name, that quarterback that'supposed to
whatever. Yeah, I mean thatwas kind of the that was kind of
the plan for the jump for them. And the thing is they are moving
on from Kyler, do you think, yeah, yeah, they once you

(01:05:15):
have to put something in a contractthat, hey, don't fucking play video
games. Look at your play that'sa problem. Yeah. And you see
what kind of game did the coachplay with the whole running back thing?
You see the d marko. That'swhy I held on to him one more
week. I was like, Ican't use my number one waiver and then
just drop him in the very nextweek. Hey, all of a sudden

(01:05:39):
was running him out there. I'mlike what And he sat on my bench
and gap grabbed like thirteen points.But I'm like what, I will say
this, whenever you have like ano name guy and you burn your waiver,
yeah, you're right. You don'twant to just it's scary to trot
him out on the first week unlessyou unless he has a pedigree. But

(01:06:00):
if he's kind of a no name, it's one of those like stash things.
Unless it's like it's almost like mypride was like you actually, if
you burn to the number one,you butter not drop them and I just
because look I understand, like I'mI am, I'm seriously thinking about burning
my waiver on Pierre Strong. Ohreally, no I'm not, because I'm

(01:06:24):
not fucking retarded. I was justthinking about myself, like, go ahead
and do that. But that's thethat's a mistake people make. They're like,
oh yeah, I'm like, you'regonna burn your number one priority,
you know, pick up on abackup running back. Okay, do that.

(01:06:45):
That's okay in this league. That'swhy I didn't mind burning my one
for Jelil mcglock because we're gonna cycleright back around, because the dumb motherfuckers
in this league is gonna keep doingit. Burning a waiver priority for yeah,
nice tier play and it's like,okay, okay, bump me right
back up. I think I'm likefour or fifth now now you're tense.

(01:07:05):
You're tense. Oh yeah yeah,yea yeah, because I just did maclauchlin.
But after this week, watch whenwe move up to the least,
it could be like fourth or fifth. Yeah, I mean I have I
have a few people i'm eyeing atthree am. I mean, I'm not
gonna be up because I'm like fuckingdying inside, but uh, I'm quite

(01:07:29):
sure they'll be available in the wakeup at six. So oh yeah,
let's go to the other people inthe game one Thursday. Then we'll get
the fuck out of here. Okay, all right, so we already went
to Tampa Bay. Okay, Buffalo. I mean, obviously you know Diggs.
Obviously, Alan, you can closeyour eyes and squint real hard and

(01:07:55):
hope that Gabe Davis tumbles into something. But there's there's there's the classic example.
Can you sit gave Davis down?No, I mean, no matter
he gave you a ship three pointslast week, But can you really know

(01:08:15):
in normally That's what I'm saying,in a normally keep be on waivers.
Honestly, I think you could actuallystart. He will be on people's bench,
you know, but not waivers.Ain't nobody going as far as to
cut them? Not yet, wellmaybe not yet. If he has another
bad game, he'll be on.Yeah, because he had that. He
had that. You have two orthree weeks of bad weeks, and unless

(01:08:38):
you're a monster player, they willcut you, especially in the ten team,
they will cut you. I thinkyou can actually start. Latavious and
James Cook because I think I believethe snapshare is about fifty to fifty still
at this point, so Latavi isreally, really really loves I mean,

(01:09:03):
Coke is getting about seventy percent.I mean when they get close to the
goal and they get in the redzone, yeah, Tavious becomes way more
prevalent. But as far as justin the middle of the violence, I
thought it was fifty to fifty lastweek Cooke and he's still getting the majority
of those. But when they getthe closer they get to the end zone,

(01:09:24):
they start feeding the Tavious, whichis weird to me. And I
think the Tavia's probably got a littlebit more better pass protection, so you
might see him in there in themiddle of the field on you know,
a third down and a jillion togo seven and snaps are are blocking and
not really fast. Yeah, Imean, I still think you can put

(01:09:45):
him out there. He'll you know, you're looking at a you know of
not a high ceiling, but youknow, a decent enough floor if you're
just looking for a consistent kind ofeight nine points, okay, I mean
in this league. I mean probablyin the regular league you're getting like four
or five, but this one,the whole line, and on top of

(01:10:08):
that, they'll even throw them apass here and there. So I mean
and realistically, like if he goeslike five for twenty in a tuddy,
that's ten points, Like that isnot an amazing day, but it's gonna
be what he's projected to get.Like what did you what did you give
up to get him? Like youjust simply picked him up off the wire,
and like I told you, ifyou need a body to stand in

(01:10:31):
there and get ten points, that'sall you need. Yeah, And I
mean I've yet to actually start himthis year. I think I think I've
had him since like week two,yet to start him, but this maybe
the week where I do it.See particularly, what are you missing?
Nobody's going to buy? So allright, let me just run through this

(01:10:56):
real quick here. So oh jesus, all right, So I what I
have on that Well, I ampicking somebody up. But right now on
my bench, i'm Charbone, Hardman, Higbee, Gino and Royce Freeman.

(01:11:17):
I could probably cut Freeman, butI'm not going to because it was pretty
productive even as you know, hehad like six carries with sixty something yards
or something like that. Yeah,I mean, it wasn't bad. I
mean, he definitely over exceeded hishis expectations. And I'm still not sold

(01:11:42):
on exactly how this whole thing isgoing to shake out. They're talking about
they're still trying to get that youngthat kid he didn't even get a snack.
Yeah, I love it. Ilove it so much and made me
happy. And just because it's likeeveryone burnt their priority, I'm like,
okay, and then I picked thisguy up like fucking I think actually I
actually think I picked him up forDawson K Dooks. So that's pretty funny.

(01:12:06):
Immediately, just I mean not immediatelyyou picked them up like last minute,
because I remember you texting was likeRams in the flex or some ship.
You said, yeah, yeah,last week I literally had my whole
flex. My three flex positions wereHigbee Henderson in the first ribit. Yeah,
I was a straight isn't great againstthe run, but they're not terrible

(01:12:29):
either, So I knew you were. I mean I didn't. I knew
they wasn't gonna go ham Sandwich onthe Stellers, maybe another team, you
know, even production. Yeah,but I was just yeah, I was
just looking for a floor. Yeah, I got it. But yeah,
I mean the usual usual suspects.I mean, you could add in Murray

(01:12:53):
if you want, but uh,I don't know. I mean, it's
this seems like it's gonna be justa not a fun game to watch.
But since I have people playing,I will watch it. But I'm not
I'm not excited over it. Ithink it's a better game to me considering
how all the Thursday Nights games beenbasically like better opponents with better records,

(01:13:18):
more to play for. But Ithink I feel better if Allen was playing
like Allen, if Buffalo was playinglike Buffalo, I think I'd be more
like, Okay, let's go,let's let's all right. But I just
like team that got blown out athome thirty four to nothing by the Saints.

(01:13:41):
The Saints like because divisional, divisional, divisional, divisional, that's exactly
why it doesn't matter yet records throwthem out. It's the weirdest, it's
the weirdest thing, sports Giants.And then that in that Washington game,
member, I was like, thisis gonna be like a fourteen to ten,
fourteen to seven game, and it'sShore's l was fourteen to seven.
Yeah, but interestingly enough, likea lot of the early games, we

(01:14:04):
thought they were gonna be pissed pooractually end up being like, oh,
these are entertaining. I definitely didn'tsee Baltimore fucking blowing the brakes off of
fucking Detroit. I didn't see thatone. Yeah yeah, And they played
Monday, and they Detroit plays Mondaynight, and I'm very excited to play
golf. I'm just like, yo, come on fire, and to get

(01:14:26):
the Raiders. Oh yeah, they'regonna They're gonna put them break shoes on
them, motherfuckers. For sure.Very exciting. I tried actually to this
week. I tried to. Itried to dish Eckler for the Sun guid
and doesn't happened with that one.Who uh fucking daddy, that sounded weird.

(01:14:46):
Yeah. The guy that I beatthis week, that's why I gotta
play this week. Fuck yeah.Oh yeah, his squad ain't fucking for
the Faded Art So no, no, That's why I was like, this
is this is a scary match something. I'm like, thanks to Seawan,

(01:15:10):
you fucking goof because now he's he'sgonna have Herbert and Burrow in for you.
Because I got to, I gotto duck. I got to duck
the Burrow. Okay, so nowyou got Burrow and Herbert to deal with.
So about quarterbacks, I'm just worriedabout them with supporting cast, and
his is probably way stronger than mine. So I got hopeful another miracle for

(01:15:31):
one of the players and now nodebo. Yeah I need another. What
Deonta Foreman came? Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't necessarily count on that,
but uh, hey lay it out. Sucks to be you, kid,

(01:15:55):
Uh, I'm sorry, sucks tobe you, Buttercup. Uh, but
yeah, it's about it tomorrow.Uh the X, those xes and those
of life. I got a fewtopics I'm gonna go over. Y'all want
to tune in, I would appreciate. I want to kind of talk about

(01:16:15):
outsourcers. Yeah. I have twodifferent thoughts about it. One of them
is fuck you and everything about you. The other part is the other part
is kind of like, yeah,you know what you're necessary because you're much
nicer than us on this side ofthe point. But yeah, I had

(01:16:36):
something else I'm want to talk about, but I am so stoned from tossin
that it's hard to think thoughts.Yeah, so I will probably wake up
at four in the morning and textyou and be like, hey, do
the thing. What's the thing Ibelieve? I believe tomorrow is the Monster

(01:16:56):
Draft? Yeah no, I meanit, all right, you're stupid.
It's fine. Don't worry about itbecause I just rolled with it. I'm
like, yep, exactly. Yeah, I'm like no right now, right
now, I can smell colors,So it's fine. That's another thing that

(01:17:18):
while we waited to for the midseason cap review because the NFL deadline trade
deadline is Halloween, so you know, some of us could be in a
different place as far as and that'son a Tuesday, a different team,
you know. So is that Tuesday? Huh? Is that Tuesday? Oh
shit? We record that night sowe'll have all the fresh content, fresh

(01:17:44):
candy, diabetes. Yeah, that'sgonna be fun. All right, Well,
I'm gonna go not be a personfor a little bit. We'll see
you tomorrow hopefully. If not,we'll see you Saturday on the uh the
preview show of week eight, likethe full preview show. So yeah,

(01:18:08):
it's really all I got. Yep, that is all I have. Is
Well, good luck everybody. Wellwe're going to see you before Yeah,
good luck to anybody that's playing Thursday. Yeah unless yeah, I was gonna
say, unless you're rolling out digsand and uh. Alan are just kind
of like, yeah, let's seeif I can get ten parents and call

(01:18:30):
it a day. Yeah, allright, boys and girls, go uh
go comunicate yourselves with a rod,indicate yourselves. I keep it classy, this bitch

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