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Ow you get beat up by yourwife, right, m you got the
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Halloween dance. On the Halloween Danceand the horse the ride a horse,
Now that's the what is it theHeadless Horseman or whatever? Yeah, I
sort of kind of kne what youwere going for a bit. We would
have got there. I would havesomehow got there The Headless Horseman's Sleepy Hollow
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surprise. Didn't bring that up onthe on the the Monster Drive because it's
like an unnerving thing. It's like, I mean, it is. I
mean when you're a kid and you'relike, I guess it's scary, but
it's not that scary. But thenwhen you become an adult and you realize,
like this dude is decapitated walking holdinghis pumpkin for his head, that's
a pretty disturbing story. Like damn, that's pretty rough. And you introduce
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that to kids at a young age, like you're like, Horsey, meanwhiles
a man to capitate it and he'syou to use a pumpkin for his new
head. That's a small leather facedship. You know, he's using somebody
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else's skin, Like what the hell? Love hello man and everybody we gat
yep, so Litz jump into Thursday, and it was not your typical Thursday
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game, and I was very disappointed. I was disappointed from a standpoint of
in other leagues, I didn't startpeople because either they had little asterisk beside
damn name like Goblin. He keptsaying, oh his neck, and he
was so questionable, and they didn'tknow whether he was gonna play, and
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if he did, he possibly couldbe on a snap count. This dude
went out and crusted for eighteen points. Gabe de Bay. I know you
started every week no matter what,but I had different options, and I'm
like, I'm sick of getting threepoints, sat them down. He drops
twenty three or twenty four. I'mlike, oh, hey, by the
way, real quick, did younotice the new Yahoo update? What?
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Yeah, So if you go intoyahu now, it'll show you like there's
this little uh after they play,their number that they scored isn't blue,
and if you click on it,it will show you exactly what they didn't
have scored on your scoring format.Really yeah, yeah, maybe that's what
happened last Maybe that's what happened Sunday. They were fucking mak an R and
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D fixing that sit up. Butyeah, it was. It was cool.
Check it out whenever you're yeah,I'm gonna definitely go through that.
It's cool. I like it,so good job, y'all. Hell uh
so you click on the points thatthey scored that week and then it breaks
down those points. Yeah, didyou have any did Yeah? You had?
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Oh you went against Evans, right, Mike Evans. Yep. That
was another thing that pissed me off. They shut this dude out the whole
game. He had like one pointuntil like the last two minutes. I'm
like he was like, oh andit's a garbage score, and I'm like,
sure enough, just my lucky weekof Mike Evins, Like seriously,
yeah, And I'm just I nowthat being said, based on who you
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had to face, I feel likeyou made out as well as you could
have. If that last touchdown thereand go to Mike Evans, then I
would have definitely felt good because Igot cooked. Rip it. But all
in all, two players, I'dget I have to be satisfied. I
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mean, I don't have a choice. That's what happened. But at the
same time, yeah, for Evans, but both of them to score under
fifteen it's a minor win. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, I mean,
and I mean there's definitely things.Knowing that that last Tutty went to them,
but knowing what Evans can normally doto you. Evans, I mean,
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this year he found a fountain ofyou. So he's been averaging about
thirty a games so for him andonly come away with thirteen. I'll take
it. And then Cook, Idon't know, you're not playing with Tavi
as Murray, are you. Isurely did play in this week. I
mean, it's like Buffalo does notlike the Cook dude, or they just
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don't like one back, because it'snot like Cook is running out there and
running in the brick walls. He'sdoing well, but they still keep rotating
them to me's Murray. They willonly give the keys to the car to
him. Like, here's the thing. Do you think he looks good because
they're rotating in Murray. They're keepinghim pseudo fresh. You know, I
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couldn't tell you that because it's neverhappened. I've never seen a workhorse the
fuck out of Cook, so Icouldn't tell you whether Cook is helping I
mean, whether Murray is helping Cookstay fresh, because they've never ran cooking
to the ground they never allowed it. It's like they internally have him on
a snapcout. It's like you alwaysgot him on a snapcot Yeah. Well,
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Murray was a bad play. Uh, not gonna lie there. Yeah,
few opportunities, but Mike, God, he just he. I mean
it was a couple of times theygave it to him at the goal line
and he should have danced until thetouchdown. Someone he ran into the wrong
dude and was getting stood up.I was like, damn, I mean
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he was getting stuck. I ain'tnever seen usual. Tavis. Murray's a
pretty powerful back. He gets lowand he hit his pants and he gets
in, but they was standing himup like a little child. I was
like, damn. Okay, yeahyeah, I mean obviously in hindsight it's
you know, twenty twenty, andI should have sat up. But yeah,
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who you played this week? Whooh? Timmy? Oh? Okay?
He good? Oh? I know. So Digs had a low game.
I mean by his standards, Imean, Riggs was okay, but
by his standards, it was adown game. They Debabe snapped the hell
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out. Some new receiver emerged,Shakir or some shit like that. New
but like he's he's not new.I mean, he flashed a little bit
last year, but he's been he'sbeen missing this year. They kept putting
in that Deontay Hardy dude, buthe like he's He's one of those dudes.
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If you don't pay attention, ifyou just glance at the game,
you'll go pick him up because youthought he did something. I thought he
did a bunch of shit. Ikept seeing him all over the place,
and then I looked at the scoreand he had no points. I'm like,
what, So if you're not reallypaying attention and you just looking,
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you might think he's getting a lotof uses. But that ain't translating into
no fantasy I tell you that.Plus, a lot of the stuff he's
doing is on special teams, andunless you scored a touchdown, you're not
seeing any of that. Right.Have you ever played in any fantasy league
that counted special teams contributions, Imean outside of the touchdown, like yards
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or anything like that. No,I wouldn't want to saying certain people that's
you know, they're great special teamlike for Darryl, yeah, him,
or even the kid from Pittsburgh,Austin. Dude. If if you kind
of some of his yards. Hewould be actually a kind of a startuple.
Some of those people they get,you know, they get no special
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team yards, but they never score, so you never see it. It
will put a lot more value overshed and shit heat. I tell you
that, because that dude bring himback, but he never take them all
the way to the house. Damn. Let's see. Uh concaid he had
a breakout game, scored his firstNFL Tuddy. That was nice. He
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took advantage of Knox being out.So yep, there you go. I
was playing again in another league.I was pissed buff hold on, who
they even play on Thursday? HoldOn, Tampa Bay Bay. Jesus christ
uh N showed up for Tampa Bay. I don't know why I said.
Ronde Rundell White was a outfielder forthe Detroit Tigers. Hold On, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, hedefinitely finally showed up. Finally cool.
But I mean, like, doyou really want a player like that
at waits till we eight eight tofinally show up? Like, no,
dude, Yeah, he's a heput him in your flex hopefully he'll fall
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into the end zone. Yeah.So yeah, events had a mild game.
Godwin had a decent game. Whitehad a decent game. Those of
you who took a stab on kbought. And I think he even had
a serviceable score. I mean,if if you get like four points out
of a tight end at this point, it's like yes, yes, yeah,
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so yeah he by those standards,he had a decent game. Their
kicker, I don't even well,you don't even we don't don't talk about
kickers, understand. I mean somepeople's you know, they do kick a
lot of field goals. But yeah, and then Buffalo, if you started
Josh Allen, you got it,You've got a great game. Because he
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had a rush one in and acouple of passing ones. They said,
gay debate Diggs not by his standardsand in Kink that's what I mean.
I kind of think it will bein the usual suspects here sooner than later.
But I think I think your boyKK this might be the beginning of
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his breakout. Yea, by theend of the year, he's gonna be
it's gonna be released in the topten tight ends. What sounds impressive,
but really but still like you knowgood, all right, Well, let's
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get into the matchups here. Wegot a full slate because no bye weeks
because the NFL is stupid. Babmcgadden followed up with a non mcgadden right
by a drought. So one pmgames, we're gonna start Jets the Giants
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fuck cool Battle New York awesome.They play in the same stadium. All
it is is the grass is adifferent color because nobody's away here. Yeah,
it's like it's it's oh God,is a terrible fucking game. Oh
look, I guess play Breese Hall. Yeah, Garrett Wilson, sure you
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know. I I will say this. I think it's gonna sound STUPI but
I think Delvin Cook's a good playthis week because he's squeaking. He's uh
frustrated with his role. I seeyou picked him up. I picked him
up in another league. I pickedhim up for a simple fact. I'm
waiting on the Dead nine to seeif he gets ships. I mean after
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Halloween and he's still with the Jets. I'm dropping him just as fast as
I picked him up. So Idon't give a fuck. How frustrated,
and he's not a j Brown,he's not squeaky. Will get the oil
and motherfucker woons he talked. Theystart feeding them. No, they're gonna
be like, man, just sityour dumb ass over there on that bench
and wait till breest get hurt.Well, they, let's be honest.
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The Jets, I don't know,they're still in the hunt, I guess,
but I kind of feel like theymay show off and see what he
has because okay, like trying tolike like you know, you're about to
sell your pig off your farms,so you're gonna fat them up, make
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sure the shooters see and then shiphim out. Yeah, what's the good
I dude, I mean, whoknows if that's how it plays out.
But if if you would trot themout there just off of that premonition period,
I mean, I mean even inyour league, I would probably be
No, I'm not, No,I'm absolutely not playing him. Don't you
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said you was thinking about playing them? Because these things they will No,
no, no, no, Iwould say pick him up. If he's
on your waivers, absolutely just puthim on your bench and see what happens,
because he could pretty much every oneof my leagues and somebody picked him
up, even the Google teams thatare the leagues that I'm losing in,
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and the better teams they're picking themup. Everybody want to see what happens.
I mean, because right, whatdo you have to lose? You
know what? I you know who? I picked up and dropped him for
Hunter run from? I picked whyyou picked up from first? Because Rent,
because the Raiders are shopping run throto see if he has any value
anywhere else. It's like, allright, I'll sit on him to see
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what happens. I literally picked upsomeone that's gonna do the same fucking thing
that he's doing, just better quality. I don't know, maybe Cook doesn't
fit in that, in that scheme. I don't know, because it's kind
of weird to see the complete dropoff. I mean it's not even it's
not even a gradual decline. Itis a cliff. This dude went something
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to it. There's something something tothat somewhere. This dude went from top
ten pick in fantasy drafts, thirtycarries a game too, three carries a
game like right, And it's noteven like you get those three or five
carries and you got the juice.It's just like nope, I mean,
where would he be a good fitat You hear about them shopping. They
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was talking about shopping Derek Henry fora while. Yeah. Yeah, there
was the brown the Ravens and theboys like walk the Browns. If he
would be a fool to go tothe Browns, but going to the Ravens,
oh my god, even the Cowboys. I mean no, Steller will
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be pissed. He'd be like,goddamn, can I ever start? Well?
Do better? And you don't haveto worry about a Pollard. That's
why I trade traded you, Dunny, true God, if he goes,
if he goes to the Ravens,have fun be in that fucking mix.
I don't You're not any better thanwhat do you? What are you going
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there for? No, I'm talkingabout man. That would make the Ravens
to me way instant contender. Likethey're not gonna play that running back musical
chair ship with Derek Henry. Theycan caught him back there. They's gonna
go all to him, all ofit. Yeah, I get it.
And holes will open up because they'rescared of what Lamar can do. That
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Reid option will be a lot moreeffective with King Henry behind you. I
mean, I don't want it tohappen because I traded him away. You're
just instantly showered with hate because youyou you let him grasp your fingers and
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there's a possibility that he could bemore productive somewhere else. So you're like,
Nope, it ain't gonna work.That exactly, that's exactly what's happening.
So, yes, you are severelybiased. That is fucking hilarious.
Yet with it, have fun talkabout the Giants, Giants Tyrod Taylor starting
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again. One thing I do noticeis that Tyrod Taylor doesn't really favor those
receivers. He does favor Darren Waller. So if you Waller owners, anytime
Tyrod starts, you got a bettershot that Waller's gonna get the end zoned
than when Daniel Jones is playing.The receivers take a choice. I got
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one of them, and I thinkI'm gonna sit him. Warndelle Robinson,
Harris Campbell, Anxiety, Hodges,whatever, sat Quan Waller two quarterback leave.
If you're desperate, you can tryout Tyrod Taylor. Okay, yeah,
you gotta be real desperate for thatone. There's no buys this week.
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If we're playing Tyrod Taylor, you'rea fucking idiot. Yeah that's true.
No whys So you're not that desperatenobody should be that desperate nobody.
Three quarterback league. You're still like, fuck it, I'm starting to putter.
So yeah, that's it. Yes, not a fun game, not
an exciting thing at all. Ididn't want to talk about it. Another
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not exciting game, Jags and petOkay, uh, college football. Did
you see how much Pitt got blownout today? I did not. What
was the score? No, thereda ain't beat them fifty eight to seven?
Fifty eight? God damn. That'sanother thing I really really hate about
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college football. There's no parody.If on paper they look like they're gonna
blow them out. Most of thetime, it happens like in the NFL,
it could look like they go likeit looks like San Frans gonna blow
out Cleveland. No, it lookslike the Jets is gonna I mean,
the Eagle's gonna blow out the Jets. No. Like So in the NFL,
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anything can happened. But in thecollege, if it looked like it's
gonna happen, nine times out often is gonna happen. It's not enough
upsets. It's no parody. No, no, this is it's not a
That's why I can't get it doit. It's like, oh cool,
this is a this is like watchingthe movie I just watched. I know
it's I know it's gonna happen.Cool. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
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Or it's like watching the show orsomething that they preview. They gave
you all they gave give away allthe secrets in the previews, and you
watch it. You just watch itplay out. That's all you doing.
Yeah right, well, I likethe stories. Okay, yeah here though,
all right, oh god, Jaguarsat Steelers. Uh so. The
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whole controversy of Trevor Lawrence putting.I understand he made the comment of he
said those little yellow towels. Idon't think he meant it as a district.
He did it, that's he didn't. That's the thing. The way
he said it. He was justlike, oh, that's real cute,
their old yellow towels. And theneveryone here snapped like we little kids and
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ship little yellow towels. There's somuch history behind them town. He don't
know that ship. Hey, Imean, it's not like I forget what
his name was from Tennessee. Theguy that stomped on the towel from Cincinnati,
that TJ. Houschmann Zada where heTennessee did it too, Tennessee.
Yeah, I forget the name.Yeah, I just remember the Cincinnati Bengals
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when they came here and they beatus one time, and that was when
they had houshman Zada and Chad John'sOcho sink or whatever, and they beat
us, and he was like cleaninghis shoes with the towels and the tunnel.
I was like, oh, thatwas severely disrespectful. We went on
and beat them in the playoffs thatyear and won the Super Bowl, So
that was fine. Scoreboard bits,you could have that regular season game.
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We're gonna take the one that count. Hushman Zadi. You sound like a
fucking thing you get at the ohwhat is like the fucking the you know,
like the little favored tobacco fucking barhookah. Yeah, he's not got
bradish for some reason. Go on, my RB sanwich, you bitch.
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Worcester Shires are horse all right.So yeah, and then and then then
he basically came out after he gotall the all the the the the yapping
at him, He's like, thefuck your towels and don't give a ship.
Oh he came back and came withit was basically he's basically, I
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don't give a ship about your shittytowels or so he said something like that
because he was probably skired of likegetting the hate mail. I'm like,
fuck, yeah, good for youman, all right. Yeah, So
they're like, oh, it's it'sbulletin boor material, Like what are you
gonna score ten points? Now?Shut the funk up? You still you
still got to turn around and andand let Kenny Pickett director offense. You
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got to play the game, bitch. So matter how mad you get,
Kenny Pickett is still call him huntand diving out of the pocket before it's
even time, it's gonna happen.So I know Lawrence is little banged up.
He's gonna apparently he's gonna play thegame. They brace on his knee.
So I don't know about the t. J. Watt situation. I
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heard he might he's questionable. Idon't know what his situation is, if
he's playing or not. But youdon't cover the defensive stuff, so I
don't know about Yeah, I heardhe was he was a little banged up,
so we'll see. So he's gonnaplay with a thing on his knee.
All right, that's fine. Obviouslyyou're starting on Btn. Literally,
I think the last three games hescored two tuddies each game, which is
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fucking nuts. As we discussed onthe last one, severely underrated. Nobody
has given Etn his dude his flowersbecause the dude is a fucking top flight
back. Yeah, which is it'swild because yeah, no one really kind
of like when you somebody's like,oh yeah, the best backs in the
league, you don't hear him mentionedEtn. They forget all about that he's
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even there. We'll see how itlooks to come come draft season next year.
Might be in that first round.Nose definitely start Kirk. Our secondary
is dog shit. I was gonnasay once I I I initially put down
here sit Ridley, but then Iwas like, wait, the secondary is
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ship. This will be his getright then, because he just he needs
to not keep getting you nothing startinghim. If it was like any other
matchup, I would say them,but hey, go at it, I
mean, really is not really isnot dropped like by any means, nobody's
dropping him. But I meant thistime, but like you said, the
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Stellers, and they said that Stellerstraditionally have problems with outside receivers. Everyone's
perdet Anna said, everyone. ButI know all these little fantasy shows,
they're all saying that they think Ridley'sgoing to have monster game. So this
might be a game. This mightbe the game that Kirk take us somewhat
of a back seat and Ridley gocrazy. Pam sounds he's here. It's
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either him or the tight end uhIngram because I told you, I told
you in that Rams game. Itold you watch it not be you know,
Cooper Cup. It's gonna be atWell or it's gonna be Nicola and
nicolea win Ham soundch more tep downand Cooper Cup dropped some passes. I
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ain't never seen that ship. Iwas like, like he nervous. I
mean, I know he ain't scaredof the damn Steelers. Only other thing
is Ay Jones is out, sothat use that gives Ridley and uh Her
even more play. So that's aboutit. I mean, start Evan,
if you want really any everyone,I mean to tell you, watch this
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is how I play. Jacksonville isgonna get that first possession and try to
put the fucking take the throat outof the crowd immediately, they're gonna go
They're gonna chuck it immediately like thatis there gonna be their game plan to
try to shut the stadium up immediately. Two. Yeah, it gonna be
too hard. So yeah, they'regonna take some shots early. I would
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too, you know, I meanI we're in that sad Frand game.
They shut up immediately. That gamewas as quiet as hell. That whole
game quiet as fun. Yeah,that's all I got there in Jaggs go
ahead and cover. Yeah, piketsand pieces of shit. Deontay Johnson.
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I would try it out just forvolume alone. PPR. George Pickens.
He's a threat, a home runthreat, so I would definitely play him.
I wouldn't play Najie Harris. Iwould play Jalen Warren. Najia Harris.
For those of you that picked himso high, you probably have no
choice but to start him. Soyou're gonna start him hoping he falling in
zone somehow. Late no tight endnow, I mean, friar move has
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been out. And that dude DarnellWashington. They talked so much shit about
him in the damn preseason and thenI ain't seen that dude catch one pass
hit, so there is no tightend and that's it. That is it.
Yep, thank god for red zone. Next uh phillyot Washington Division game.
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Those are always interesting. I'm gonnamake this short and sweet start everybody
on Philly's side, he said,everybody. I mean, it's just you
can't. You can't not I meangod, or you don't want to miss
out. It's almost like a freegiveaway or or you know, it's some
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type of they're giving out samples thatJohn Eagle of like little pieces and like
little slider sandwiches or something, andyou don't want to miss out on the
fund that's being handed out, soyou take a chance with anybody that they
got. It's a free giveaway.I mean like ddter or game Well,
might not go create ham sandwich,but you can't sit them down because they
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have to. If you have gamewell, you could probably actually drop him
at this point. It's not besure to fuck. Had me sweating last
week because the dude I played playedhim and he definitely spun his silly ass
in that end zone. So wellthere, but if he's if you have
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a roster club, I understand thatyou got swift and you're ridiculously bias.
That's why you don't want anyone nearyour back. So he was like,
get rid of them. No,if the Eagles get up by say two
touchdowns, and it's eight minutes leftand they on one of those eight minute
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clock killing drives, they ain't gonnahave swift in there. They're gonna have
game well and they're eating h Soyou can get some faulty points at the
end. Nobody in fantasy nobody givesa fuck win. You get the points.
It's just you get them. Well, I'm saying in regards to like
a regular league. In a regularleague, I'm talking about in this league
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where to get you ten. Yeah, he could possibly get you ten.
So yeah, you start him obviously, Brown, uh uh, what man,
everybody is missed. He'll get his. He'll be fine. Demand for
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the first week or two, he'llbe fine. He will be fine.
It's just get open, I mean. And honestly, you've been dropping some
passes in that In that docked Dolphensegame, it looked like they was kind
of force feeding him because he hadn'tgot the ship from the week before,
so they was trying to like forcePepperham and it still wasn't working out.
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It was like one of those things. Okay, I keep going back to
mad An example is like I trieda few different plays. Now I'm gonna
go with the plays I know.I know like five good plays and I'm
gonna keep running them. And theyall to AJ Brown And that's what the
Eagles did. It was like,hey, man, let's stop playing around.
Let's go to a J. Brown. Yeah. I mean the game
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is well at hand, Goddard andAJ Brown is gonna see targets and swift
if that game is within doubt orwithin a close range, those are the
only people that are going to getthe ball. Those other people when the
score starts getting out of hand,then they can count on getting some target.
I think he lost some confidence inso and I think he's making the
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team lose a little bit of confidencebecause he's not because he one of those
games. I don't I don't thinkit was this last week. The week
before that, he dropped I gotsa like a critical pass and they asked
him in the media and he waslike, how do you fix it?
He was like, I'll tell youhow to fix it. I got to
catch the damn ball, and thenthe same shit happened in that Dolphins game
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where another instance happened where he blatant. I think it was like the first
pass too, like yeah, it'slike it's it's it's almost like a kicker
type of mindset, gets in yourhead harding to get in his head a
little bit. Yep, all right, Well what do you got in Washington
side here? I can't believe SamHowe is the most sad quarterback. I
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thought that dude was a little bitbetter than that. But you know some
people, you know, Sam Howewas favorable. So in a two quarterback
league, you could probably trot themout there scary Terry Halloween season, maybe
Johann Dodson or Jahan Dodson or Idon't know why you would really be playing
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them, But in our league youprobably need some points. So I guess
it's okay. Logan Thomas, BrianRobinson running back again. I know y'all
keep breaking up and getting back togetherand break it up that that dick gave
serious You just keep breaking them.He pissed you off, left you at
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the club and ship you had tocatch an uber home and ship, and
and so you know, you're like, man, I'm Horny. Now I
gotta get him again, Brian Robinson. Antonio Gibson's getting snaps taken from him
with some Rodriguez dude. So I'mdefinitely hitting his ass down. He's like
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two seconds from being cut, likeafter that game on Sunday if he doesn't
produce. Yeah, I might holdon to him until after the trade deadline.
They ain't trade him nowhere. Yeah, he's a cut candidate. Like
I kind of wish I still hadBrian Robinson just so I can flex on
you every week because it's like thisweek, who was yeah, and what's
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about it? I think some peopleplayed Curtis Samuel that's it? Yeah,
would you say this whole play?I think Logan Thomas is a solid play.
I think he's gonna I really like. I think that guy could be
like top ten to two in thetight end kind of world. But as
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soon as you start depending on him, he's he's gonna yeah, right,
stop depending on him. It's veryweird. Yeah, So it's kind of
hard to gauge the Redskins because Imean, I understand this division game and
when the Eagles were on their eightto o ten and oh run, guess
who first team to beat them,the Redskins. So well, I keep
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calling the Redskins. What are theycalled the Commanders or some shit? I
mean Redskins to me, but Ikeep the racism alive. Yeah, so
I don't know. I mean,it's it's hard to it's hard to score
against this Eagles defense. But ina divisional world, who knows? Man?
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Who knows? That's him? Allright? Next, Rams and Cowboys.
So we're just having like some someanimal animal time here. All right,
that's fun. Oh animal because Ramsand the cowboys. Oh ship,
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that's cows. Shut what the hellcowboy? So this happened. Here's what
happened. I knew it's a cowboys, but in my head I was like
animals, Rams and cows, andI forgot there was like a boy's part.
Sounds like animal time. Yeah,yeah, just just get move forward.
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It's fine, don't worry about it'sfine, all right. Maddy Stafford
obviously chuck him out there. Uh. Darryl Henderson, yeah, Uh,
they just played that whole practice.Uh bring them up at the last minute.
Thing. He got the juice,he knows playbook. Everyone else is
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behind him, So great fucking pickup for me. Uh, Coop and
Coop and Rukaukazooka Bubblegum play him toye, I would sit too too.
At this point, he's been he'sbeen exported. Uh, he's a desperate
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player. I mean unless one ofthem get hurt and he he his relevance
has went way down. So yeah, which I mean, look, you
got what you got out of him, and I mean he was no one
picked him up until he did somethingand that will, right, it's you,
you used them. It was everyonehad that girl. Everyone's had those
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girls. You know what your youknow what your role is. And uh,
I will never see you again inabout three weeks, hey bye.
And that's basically what T two atWill is too. Three weeks, it'll
be horny as hell. Yeah,and I'm gonna be like, hey,
you're looking pretty good in the skirt. Girl to watch you home next to
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you know, yep, next,next, next your coliner Doug Baldwin and
sh it's weird for you. Butyeah, I mean standard procedure for for
the rams. I mean he no, that was huh yeah. Yeah,
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you can put him out in thepinch if you want. I don't know,
I mean it should realistically be aback and forth game, but he's
so fucking like the thing with Higgbeing super frustrating because he's super talented and
he got the bag, but youcan't depend on him. Like it's literally
you have to pick your lucky weekto play in because he'll give you one
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week then not do funck all fortwo yeah, and show up again and
score like two tuddies with like fortyyards. It's like, oh, you
go, Tyler Hayby all right now, and then he just doesn't do it.
It's like you, Tyler ab Yeah, no consistency at all. Yeah,
which is this why that's why Iplayed that game with she she he
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It's like, uh, but goahead, that's it. Yeah, I
mean it's just kind of stay imean, stay away from it. If
you're looking for like a once again, it's there's no bye weeks. There's
really no reason to have to playTyler. Even in this league. There's
no reason to play Tyler. TrueCowboys. You're trotting out Dak. You
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never know what you're gonna get.He's he's forced gump box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get. You're trotting now, you're trotting Now,
Ceedee Lamb, you're trotting out.I don't know about like Outup and
Cooks. I had this conversation withmy kid. My kid has three cowboys,
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he has Fergie, Cooks and Gallup. I told him to sit Cooks,
what Gallup? What are your thoughtson that? You never know which
one is? Ceedee Lamb and somebodyelse? That's all I can tell you,
right, And who that somebody elseis? I have no idea.
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Yep, from week to week,I have no idea. They really they
really fucked up get rid of Cooper. It was fucking stupid. That's what
I don't understand. You finally getyou finally draft a receiver to go with
your monster receiver that's been carrying yoursquad, and then you ship them out
and just go with the one youdrafted, Like, and what do you
even get back for? Huh?What they what they even get back for
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Coop? Anyway, I don't evenknow. I just don't know why they
shipped them out to Cleveland of allplaces. I'm like, what I mean,
Like, you're getting CD Lamb ona rookie contract that's cheap, and
you can hold Cooper there with themonster contract until you it's time to pay
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CD Lamb. Then that's when youshipped out Cooper. You don't ship him
out as soon as you get theother dude in the door. We won't
get that yeha. Yeah, soyou already named the elibles. It's either
like you said, Fergie, yeah, Cooks or Gallop. I have no
idea outside of CD Lamb, who'sgonna definitely get targets. And then you
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got Pollard and h That's that's prettymuch it. Which once a guy,
he's been pretty disappointing, so I'mhappy I got rid of him, all
right. Next to the list.Another divisional game here, Vikings against the
Packers. We're still in the oneo'clocks. Yep, okay, so I
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mean Auto Stark, Kirk Cousins.Obviously it's Addison season. Start him up.
You're not even chasing points at thatpoint. He has just been productive.
So he just luckily was like,hey, I'm gonna score two tondies
because fuck you. That's why thatwas good. I don't know, I
think the Madison situation is getting alittle sketchy. I think the once again
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an take over. Man, it'slike, oh man, and remember when
I told you when I trammed him, I kept saying, no, no,
he firmally got a hold on thatbackfield. Nope, m h.
And it took longer than I thought. I mean, I probably could have
got a few more weeks out ofhim, but hey, whatever, I'll
take it. It's just what wasgonna happen. I just I just felled
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in my bones. I'm like,this is gonna go. Well, Hoxson
is question. The latest word onhim is h I said that he was.
They said, they said he practicingfools, so they said, most
likely he's ago. All right,well, still always a little hesitant.
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I would honestly start Powell. Iam, I would start him. I
mean he did regularly, but atthe same time he was getting targets.
So it's a j Osbourne and him, so it's Addison and then them to
clean up for the next them twofight. I don't think I started.
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I don't think I start k Yeah, I think i'd start Powell if if
I had to kind of look atthat and pick one of those too,
I picked Pow and Plus the onlything another thing I like Powell is that
if I'm not saying that you're tryingto look like another receiver. But you
could say he could fake and looklike Addison. He looked like Addison a
little bit. They both similar instature and build, so you know,
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he could take some heat off ofAddison because you think it's him and then
vice versa. So it's like,I don't know, I mean, but
yeah, hey, he just showedflashes to me, like, I mean,
I'm not expecting anything over ten pointsfrom him unless he get lucky and
score a touchdown. But you know, to be serviceable, Yeah, I'm
gonna try tom mout. That's whatyou're looking for. You're not looking for
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a big week, just looking fora four yep. I mean, And
if he was decent, like whenJefferson went down the first time, they
let him in there, and that'swhy I picked him up because I was
like, man, who is thisdude that's getting targets? Who is this
dude? And then just against SamFram like if he can get an open
verse San fran Green Bay Secondary andshit. So I'm just count on them
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to do a little no more damagethis week. Well, speaking to the
pack there, what do you gotfor the pack? What do you what
are you thinking about? Doing there. You just said no teams on the
bisle. I don't know, y'all. Two quarterback leagues, I would I
would be hesitant to trot out JordanLove. I wouldn't start him, but
I don't do it. Yeah,his eligibles, Christian Watson, who still
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seemed like he's still getting his feetunder him. Dobbs, I'm starting him
tight end Musgrave. I don't knowhe's really he wasn't consistent anyway. Running
backs Dylan and Jones. You couldplay either one of them because there seemed
like it's an even time share untilJones getting that way. Yeah, yeah,
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But I mean, would you stayaway from though if you had the
opportunity, if you now I gotJones in another leage, I have to
play him. No, But I'msaying if you had the opportunity to not
play him, like on Let's sayhe was like Brian Robinson or Aaron Jones
see Brown Robinson against the Eagles,I would probably trust Aaron Jones. Brian
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Robinson's playing at somebody else maybe okay, but because he's playing the Eagles,
I just mm hmm. You talkabout the same team that shut Raheem Moster
down, Like he wasn't even there. Yeah. Yeah, most are way
better than Brian Robinson. So huh, that's it for the Packers. There's
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nobody else. It's important team.Yeah, all right, Next is Atlanta
against Tennessee. Start bj on thankgo ahead, he said, Okay,
go ahead. I don't I don'tcare if Drake's on the heater. I
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don't care if Desmond is. Idon't give a ship that team is.
And and dude, his coach isa fucking I hate I hate the way
he looked, the way he carryhimself. They like some some fat fucking
chess player that was the king ofthe chess club back in fucking eighth grade
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or some shit. I hate him. I don't like them. Yeah,
Like, he was just so snarkyabout the fantasy thing, and I'm just
like, hey, you realize,like you have to disclose injuries and illnesses
and shit, it's not just underinvestigation, because like, okay, you
gotta understand, Okay, fantasy footballain't just for you know, us fantasy
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guys anymore. It's like these playershave to be like Vegas and all they're
doing prop bets and parlay bets offof individual players. And if you don't
have a healthy player. You haveto fucking alert the powers that be because
people are betting on this shit,you know, I mean, it ain't
just fantasy football purposes individual players Vegas. Now, the way he fucking said
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it is like someone's like playing likea game on second Genesis. Like,
okay, so I'm not gonna sayleague leagues. I don't of the fucking
all that part of it, butit's like I guarantee in the NFLPA,
they're like, yeah, you gottafucking tell people if you're hurt or if
you're because you can't, like it'sit's dirty pool, like you can't see
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that. But then knowing that there'sthese other things I'm just saying, not
only I mean maybe ten years agoyou could the only people you're pissing off
is fantasy football players. And ifyou want to be an asshole, be
an asshole. But like I said, now that the bets have it includes
you know who's gonna get the firstten yards? And right now that Vegas
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is involved, that's why there's aninvestigation going because do you even know how
many people the house beat off thefucking on fucking b John Robinson, Arthur
Spence is about to not be found. He isn't a veto knocking on,
like hey, you wall was lookingfucked open the door. I mean,
it's not the mob. People ain'tgonna just get them. I mean,
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like the NFL, they don't wantthat on their name. I mean it's
an underhand tactic. He should havenever they did no stupid shit like that,
Like he didn't even like there wasn'tUsually even before kickoff, they'll say
illness or something or something give youlike the middle of the game, everybody
just stopped that all of a sudden. Oh yeah, y'all running Cordell Patterson
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all of a sudden. Then youkeep seeing it out jeer and it's like,
where the fuck is b John Robinsonat And I'm thinking, like,
oh, was this a punishment?And then later in the broadcast it came
out I guess, like I don'tknow, Scott Hansen or somebody says.
Somebody was like he's dealing with illnessor he's feeling good. I'm like,
what if I was a B.Jhon Robertson owner, I would be fucking
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living. If Arthur Smith was remotelysmart, he would have came back and
said, hey, instead of hislittle I want to take a shot of
fancy because I have a small penis. He should have just been like,
yeah, look, he came tome like fifteen minutes per game time saying
I'm rough, but I'm gonna tryto stick it out. And then he
got out there and direct. SoArthur Smith's comment was direct, like he
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directed all of that backlash back atfantasy players. Yeah, he just if
you had a chance, Look,it's like a two minute long step and
basically he's just like it's something.It was just kind of like I didn't
know that we had to do ourroster based on fantasy. It was something
along those lines like set the fuckup your cont It's not just fantasy anymore.
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This is Vegas man. Like,well, once again, this is
the guy that runs it first third, first, second, third, and
fourth down, So what the fuckdoes he know? All right, hated
just the fact that what they didto the human, to the to the
fantasy cheek colde. I mean,like the way you handle Cordell Patterson was
just ridiculous in itself. All right, talk about Tennessee. I'm gonna film
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a drink and probably try a littlebit Tennessee who knows who's starting the quarterback
they're talking about it. It's gonnabe Mike Vrabel's acting like it's gonna be
a college two quarterback system. Mostlike it's gonna be the Will Levis guy.
And then they're gonna sprinkle in someElik Willis on some you know,
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some some type of read option ofbullshit, d hop start them if starting
them with caution because the two quarterbacks. I just said, it's gonna be
throwing the ball, So who allknows what the hop's gonna do? No
tight end really to speak of.Of course, you're handing it off to
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King Henry. You could probably playthe Taj Spears dude, who's been pretty
hoppy too. To Spears dude's prettybeen verty hot. Like I said,
no tight end to speak of,King Henry, Tase Spears. Traylon Burks
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is back. But once again yougot those quarterbacks throwing it to him.
So who knows. And that's prettymuch the Titans. That is it.
And you know, I'm just notgoing to just sit here and just keep
talking. There ain't nothing to talkabout. We talk about the Titans.
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So but if hey, Will Liversdude could be the Truth. Who knows,
might have another C. J.Stroud on our hands because that dude
is come to truth as a rookie, all right, should have gave me
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the other game? Or is thatdone with the one o'clockers. I think
it's funny. End is at theend of the one o'clockers. Uh know,
we got one more big, big, big matchup fuck Houston against Carolina.
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Okay, oh my god, monumentalmatch home yourself. You're really real
quick, let me probably probably jumpinto this. There's a lot of shitty
teams this year, like a lotmore than normal, Like a lot of
games where I'm like, damn,I rather just I was gonna say,
I rather like beat my dick andtake a nap. But I would prefer
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doing that over like ninety the thingsI have to do still, like in
general, like it just seems likethere's a lot of like fuck me,
man, I don't watch the ship. This is another one of those games
like yeah, start strouted start well, Actually no, I do have a
vested interest because I traded for TankDell and I'm very interested to see how
this works out for me. Carolinais the only winless team because Carolina,
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this is in Carolina. Yeah,I got a coup of Carolina shit.
Yeah, pretty much so Tank NicobYeah, Bobbie Trees is out yet.
Noah Brown should get some extra targets, maybe for eh Cool. Yeah,
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I don't know. I I grabbedhim for the one week he did his
little his little jig, and Iheaybye, and that's that's about that.
God, what the hell is therunning back dame? I can't think of
him? Yeah. The sad thingis that I was super into him last
year and this year it's been notnot great, not great. So once
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again, but they're coming off theyou know, no Houston's He's yeah,
he's going off to buy. SoI don't know, we'll see how,
we'll see how they look a littlebit of rest. Honestly, I don't
see any universe where Carolina wins this. But uh, I'm I'm just interested
to see how Tank Dell does.And that's really it. I'll cover your
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sadness here, Cuba, all right, right, young crazy, if you
was trotting them out. Eligible receiversfeeling definitely a starter. No other starters
as far as receivers go. Notight end running back Miles Sanders or Tew
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you're not even doing hop hop don'tplay with Carolina? Wait what am I
thinking? Do we not already coverTennessee when you I was looking at it,
well, yeah it was a twohenter. Yeah, I was just
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to cover what I just said,that being that they got Will Levis or
Malik will Stolen in the bar.Yeah, trust King Henry and that Tajy
Spears dude. And that's about it. Yep, that was what team has
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injuries. It's like fuck Man orCuba, no tight end, no other
receivers. You even see start Sandersanymore? I myself, No, Yeah,
I think Tuba owns that backfield.I think Suba has proven himself to
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be like this is my room,and I think that's a big monumental,
monumental publishment. Well well no,but and if you look at it though,
like knowing what Sanders makes and whathe makes, it's like, huh,
whoops? What there is his emotionsthat look a like he was just
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on a team that went all theway to the Super Bowl last year and
he looking at him like, well, do you think they'd be as good?
I mean, that's the thing,Like, I mean, I'm not
saying the offense runs through swift byany stretch of the imagination. But he's
a big part of that. Ithink he aids them in a big,
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big way. And Sanders never coulddo anything. I mean, can you
loving you being biased? A bunchof players added an element to it,
But the Eagles got there without them, so they don't need them. Don't
think the Eagles need them, butthey help. It helps, And I
don't think they'd be as good asthey are with Miles Standers. It was
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they was. It was undefeated withMiles Sanders last year at this point in
the season. Hey, I don'tknow. I just I just don't see.
I just think he's a bust.He's just a big bust. I
don't think he was ever that good. It's just and but I'm saying either
one of them the Eagles do notneed. They don't need either one of
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them. I mean, are theyserviceable at times? Yes, Miles Sanders
had some decent games with the Eagles. He wasn't just straight shit bag with
him. So, I mean therunning game, That's why the Eagles had
a musical chair of running backs,because when one ran out of juice,
they plugged in the other. Andif swift runs out of juice. Guess
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what, They're gonna plug in somebodyelse and they gonna keep going their engine
the gasoline, and their engine runsthrough Jalen Hurts and aj Brown? Who
who? Uh? Who? Whohas them? I do, well,
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that didn't work out too well,I do, no, but no,
it runs through them and then theirdefense. I mean, Philly just got
that monster defense up front. Theydon't really got the linebackers. Well,
I mean they got the Hassan Reddick. Dude, they got those pass rushers,
those mammoths in the middle. Theyplayed defense, and you know,
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they let Jalen pick them apart,pick them apart like a Thanksgiving turkey pick
them. Think they missed the game? Hold on, you missed the game?
I think? So? Hold on? That was enough shitty games,
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that's true. Fucking Wis sure wise? Uh so, no teams on the
Bible, we should come out.I really didn't. I really didn't.
That's a few games, oh isthat? Okay? Okay? All right,
well I didn't do any notes forthis, but Patriots and don't you
missed some more one o'clock games?Yeah? Yeah, Patriots and Dolphins?
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Oh okay, all right, SoI would start. Okay, go ahead
and talk about the Dolphins. Hejust just totally disrespect everything about the Patriots.
Would you start? Yeah, Iwasn't really not touching anybody, Stevenson,
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I was start. Kendrick Born askedabout it. That is, until
mac Jones can show me like twogames in a row where he doesn't look
like he's retarded, I will beokay, not touching anybody there. I
have zero faith. And you Bornon your roster, you wouldn't put him
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in, you would sit him downon the bench. Yeah. No,
he's definitely be starting. And ifI had Remondre Stevens and I would be
starting him as well. Not inthe traditionally, but in this one absolutely
Dolphins. Where do I start trottingout to trotting out waterm trotting out hill
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Still Miami has no tight end trottingout moster A chain is still on.
I R. I guess Jeff Wilsonis still going to kind of get his
feet wet. That's it. Yeah, I mean it's just the regular,
the regular folks. The other game, I forgot to write down that's what
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Miami needs to do before the beforethe trade, that like Miami needs to
go trade and get a monster tightend just to just to solidify their championship
run, because they really have notight end to speak of that unlet's they
don't think too of these one.I mean he can he lives one.
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This is about to be a goodSICKI revenge game, isn't it? Start
up? You're a good SICKI holdon? Oh yeah it is. Mm
hmmm. They did have Gasiki,and they should have kept Kasiki because he
was actually he was actually kind ofdecent. Yeah. Yeah, he was
always always tumbled his ass in thein the end zone. I was like,
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all right, so let's go withthe Saints and Colts. So you're
gonna start Oh maybe if he's notin jail this time. I don't know,
uh, Camara, you know,h huh No. I'm talking about
when it got pulled over to thecop. He was like, you know,
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I played for the Saints. Hewas like. The cop was like,
man, like, damn, Imean good. He tried to pull
his NFL car. The coup waslike, I don't give two fucks who
you play for, right, Tamara? Yeah, tryed them out there.
Feel okay ish about it. JamalWilliams kind of gave you everybody a lackluster
(01:00:16):
game last week, but I wouldstill kind of wait and see what his
usage is gonna be. Don't fallin up and he did it with what
he did in Detroit. It's notgonna do you. Well, there's definitely
not no goal line back. Ijust just Hill's Taysom Hill has been like
the number one priority pick up fora lot of Yeah, and I dropped
(01:00:39):
him and it's like same. Ithink twice you had him too. Yeah,
they stopped using it and then nowall of a sudden they rediscovered them.
And I'm like, but you knowwhat, though, that offense is
so dysfunctional, what's I don't wanta part of it? Yeah, well
ten yards beyond the line of scrimmsbecause Derek Carr can't get it there.
(01:01:00):
So I don't think you can startyour set your set, dude if you
want too cool. But he's notthat type of dude. And Michael Thomas
all of a sudden, I don'thave too many, too many options on
the bench to sit him, soI will be playing them. Yeah,
and uh, Michael Thomas just gotsick, so know where I'm like,
(01:01:22):
it was like illness and I wasjust like, oh, oh, so
what that was is that that's whatyou do, Arthur Smith when someone's fucking
sick, you you said the nightbefore. God damn yeah, so mustachio.
Fuck. I don't even have anyshares of beach on him. I'm
(01:01:43):
still like, yeah, such adouche. I don't have no shares of
Falcons. No, no, Igot John o' smith. But yeah,
like I said, after what theydid, the Cordell Patterson man, there
is that team. Just I hopethey lose every week because of that.
I gotta find the charger here,go ahead, talk about your talk about
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him. Sandwichmn sandwicher. I know, I'm sorry him salad. Absolutely.
By the way, you're at thestore and I saw him salad. I
was like, I'm about to gobuy me some guard to Vinshew sent it
to you. But I'm like,I don't really want to buy him salad.
But yeah, yeah, I meanafter Gardner Minshew dropped you sixty something
points and scored on the ground,you have to trot him out there.
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Wide receivers, Pittman, you're gonnastart him. You're gonna start the new
kid downs tight end, no tightend in Indianapolis, running back Zach Moss.
They're saying that he's hurt or theydon't know, or he's doubtful.
I don't know if he's gonna playor not. So I don't know if
Zach Moss is playing, but you'redefinitely gonna start Taylor or if Moss is
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playing, you play him. Butif he's not playing, of course Tandler
gets more looks on targets. That'sit. That is it from the coach.
Yeah, not a fun team.I do like Josh Towns and I'm
actually you definitely try out the kidsdown and Pittman. But other than that,
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yeah, I messed up pretty badgetting rid of him because I had
him. Yeah, you had himbriefly one yeap, just sitting on the
bench doing nothing, and I waslike, I'll be fine, I don't
have to worry about it. Andthen he was like, hey, I
know how to play football all righthere? Okay another barn burner with Cleveland
(01:03:52):
and Seattle. Oh uh four o'clockso now yeah, finally, Yeah,
damn. There was a lot ofgames in the one o'clock window. There's
not a lot of watch not not. So we started off strong with Cleveland
(01:04:14):
Seattle a tale as long as time, an epic rivalry of who the fuck
cares against? Not a lot ofpeople care Cleveland. I don't care Deshaun
(01:04:35):
Watson. Fuck off is the PJWalker d is starting? I know,
But if I get a chance totell him to funk off, I'm gonna
do it. Uh start Coop,start hunt, keep it moving. That's
about it. What about Nunjoku?What about him? Would you start him?
(01:05:01):
Does he have a burnt face thistime? Or no? Uh?
What about a lot more? Wouldyou ever start him? No? No,
it's there's there's not much out there, man, it is. It's
such a gross team. Even ifthey had a healthy is shown. It's
like you aren't even you're not anybetter, Like it's just a it's just
(01:05:29):
Cleveland being Cleveland. So h isgood. That's all they got though,
So you can't stop everybody all thetime still has learned that one. Yeah,
Seattle Gino Locket, you're trotting outhold on is lock it actually going?
(01:05:57):
Yeah? He's playing m okay,so uh JSN you can go ahead.
Good luck with devil, Yeah,lucket tight end noe no offense,
I guess, but nope, Ididn't. Yeah, would you feel comfortable
doing all that. Though against Cleveland'sdefense, I don't give a fuck.
(01:06:20):
Absolutely, Like I said, Idon't get scared of the defenses with the
with the whole you know, defensesis the matchup is makes them be the
points they're going to score. Tapermy expectations, but I don't expect fucking
zeros across the board. I mean, Minnesota showed you motherfucking I know saying
(01:06:43):
France a good defense. But we'regonna go out here and we're gonna put
up points. We don't care whatthe damn ship on paper says. Same
thing with Cleveland and Cleveland, Ohthey were so great on defense. What
they give up to the to theColts last week thirty five thirty six points
that ain't so great. They couldbe scored on Okay, running back night.
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No, what is his name?Walker Walker? Walker, Kenneth Walker,
And I don't know that's something happeningto Walker. Charbonnet is not relevant
m hm. Like I said,the regular eligibles, no tight end,
And like I said, the thethree eligibles is jas N Lockett and Mecca
(01:07:28):
Jazz Jazz that ain't playing this weekfor me? Yeah, if either one
of the if the two majors,because we've discussed this on plenty of these,
their offense cannot support more than tworeceivers, and if you're not one
of those two receivers, you're notgoing to see the ball. And and
usually I'm trying them out there,but I am playing the defense game.
(01:07:51):
I I I do not one.I don't feel like they're gonna need to
do a ton to win the game. But I just don't. I don't
know. I just don't see himdoing much anything. I think he's gonna
revert back to his two three mayhuh. Well, no, of course
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you sitting Geno down because golf isplaying the fucking Raiders hell here. Yeah,
yeah, all right, so nextone, this actually should be a
fun game since he at the Niners, so usual suspects obviously, Burrow,
Higgins, Chase mixing no tight endand Sincy No yeah, no tight end.
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I mean Boyd is now now thatHiggins is back, Boyd is irrelevant
again. You know, an absolutedark throw if you have to, but
don't don't really count on it.Not really not really anything like whoa,
that's that's a that's a that's ahot take. No it's just kind of
what you do with Cincy. Soeven if they are, And it's funny
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because I just said the same thingabout you know, Cleveland, I'm worried
about the defense, well, theoffensive. The offenses are much different and
since the since the then they arein Seattle. So even though san Fran
does have that stout defense, Istill I think, even though it hasn't
shown up yet this year, Istill think since he has an elite offense.
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Yeah, I don't care best defensein the league. They're not going
out there and shutting people out.Somebody, right, it just makes it
more difficult, But somebody's going toscore san Fran. Party's good to go.
So you can try out Party.Of course you tried out, are
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you absolutely you tried out? Kittle, I'm taking a flyer on Ever since
Debo went down to Dude, Jenningshas been getting he was getting some targets.
He's Peppard. So I'm gonna trotthem out, even though they have
his projection in like six points,but I'm taking it. I'll take a
chance. We both know that that'sme. Yeah, So yeah, Kittle,
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I mean, of course, thegreatest running running back, greatest wife,
running back, greatest running back periodin the league. Yeah, yeah,
it's funny how one week changes everywaiver where was hogged, every put
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it his way, Jordan Mason andthen le Glija Mitchell was rostered one hund
last week, and pretty much ninetyfive percent of them are on the wire.
It's on the wire in every league. So one week really just changes
everything. They have no value whatsoever. So yeah, McCaffrey jennings, are
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you I don't even know Oh no, some dude named bell or Ray Ray
McCleod. I was like, Idon't even know another pass catcher in San
France. But Ray Ray is notreceiver you buy your weed off of pretty
much. So yeah, that's sad, friend, that's it. Yeah.
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And if you see you don't dodefenses but traditional leagues. Anybody that's playing
a traditional league and you do starta defense San France defense would be a
great play here because even with DeshaunWatson, Cleveland is trash. But now
they got PJ. Walker. That'sa monster start for a defense. They're
not ship Wait Seattle plays Cleveland?You said the Niners? Oh no,
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no, no, okay, okay, okay, my bad. Yeah,
I'm getting Cleveland mixed up with Yeah. No, I don't know what to
do with that. Yeah, becauseCincinnati is gonna score. That's what I
was gonna say, like, uhyou domb No, I was for some
reason, I thought it was Clevelandplan saying Frank and that already happened,
So that would have been a mistaketo say that they beat him somehow.
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I don't understand that. I stilldon't understand that game. Go ahead,
nobody does Casey. At Denver firstweather game of the year, they're expecting
about twelve inches of snow. SoI've seen that on Yahoo with the whole
When you see the players, yousee the little snow asterisks next to them.
Yeah, because of my holes.But go ahead. I don't think
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it's gonna matter. I mean,it may be more of a Projecto game,
but he's still gonna he's still gonnathrow for three hundred and get to
get it to Kelsey a bunch ifanything. If you have Kelsey, holy
ships are gonna eat when don't youeat with him? Yeah, that's fair
unless he gets hurt. Yeah,I you know, I would probably stay
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away from the wide out because ifit's gonna be that much of a weather
game. No, if they're reallygonna be chucking it down down field a
lot, I think it's gonna kindof keep it close to the best.
So it might be a lower scoringgame, but it may just be like
a lot of little dnking dunks andslipping and sliding. So yeah, all
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right, yeah, so I gottacover them. I'm sorry, Russell Wilson
in a pinch, that was WilseScotland, Sutton, Jerry Judy. I
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have the wonderful duty of starting JerryJudy. I have to. Oh no,
I don't really have no other optionsDenver. No tight end in Denver,
don't sit or whatever he know,I R or something. So there's
no fight end Denver. Two runningbacks Williams and McLaughlin. I'm trotting them
both out. That's it. Youknow. You know, uh did you
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vol? You have to score touchdown? Yeah? Trust me, I'm aware.
How sick is that? Goll?I mean when it was torn a
c LS. You're never You're nevergood, most like, unless you're some
crazy at Adrian Peterson or you know, somebody miraculously can come back from that.
Most of the time it's a yearand a half. It's like you're
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not ready by the end of thebeginning of that next season. You're not
back to yourself until like halfway intothe next season. Yeah, so you
start getting stronger, but he doesn'thave anything around him. So yeah,
that's fair. It's just sad.I like the guy all right, Baltimore,
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Arizona at Arizona, Baltimore lamar Uh, the big tight end mister andrews
Uh who cares a running back whatevergoofball wants to roll into the There's like
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five of them out there. Don'tstart Odell because stop with your member barriers.
He's not good. Start say Flowers. That's about it. That it
is about it. It's the runningbacks. To me, the only running
back that has semi consistency is Gusbus. Yeah, but it Arizona dobbs
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Ah, although you have a deepswallow there, you're like Dobbs m Hollywood
Brown, Zach Hurts went on,ir, there goes the tight end.
Well, they got McBride. Imean, okay, that was the guy
I wanted to pick up last week. Somebody. Yeah, I'm playing I
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got him tight ends on his fuckingroster. I'm he was lucky out fucking
six. I'm like you count.You did it like twelve minutes before I
fucking got up. Monster got likefour or five tight ends on his roster.
I'm like, damn, he's investedheavily in tight ends. So yeah,
McBride running back, I'm forced tostart. Really, why are you
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having to start him? Well?He was fine last week. Yeah,
like, I don't know, twelvethirteen points last week. Oh, I
get it. But oh man,I okay, it's and that's about it.
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Yeah. The receivers. I meanthey got to Wilson, dude,
but I'm not starting him. I'msitting him down Hollywood, huh. I
think the bloom's off his rose now. He had his few, his few
weeks A start him now, it'slike, okay, go back generic create
a player. Yeah. Yeah,that was it pretty much. I'm not
(01:17:34):
ready to cut him yet. Butat the same time, yeah, he's
not producing. Interesting to see whathappens with Kyler. Yeah, I was
Divvy's up the labor. I don'tknow who's gonna be a who. I
bet he starts next week. Oh, he was ready to start this week,
but they just wasn't. I thinkthey want to look at Josh one
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more time this might be a Joshdid not should Josh Gibbs. This might
be a Josh Dobbs shopping party,Like they might be broadcasting him to deal
him by Tuesday. Who would needhim? I surprised. If I was
Cleveland, I would go with JoshDobbs over PJ fucking Walker. Yeah,
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but I would think that Deshaun's probablyback at that but yeah, yeah,
yeah, Okay, So if youwere addition him, would you auditioned him
to try to give him a startingjob or auditioned him to be a backup,
because I think that's a significantly differentreturn obviously, Yeah, as the
as the person that owns his rights, it depends, I mean the suitor,
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I mean whoever's buying. Yeah,I would have to take a look
at their roster, and if Ithink that he has a good chance to
start on their roster, of courseI'm gonna ask for more. But if
they already got a starter and likeI suppose, you know, the Giants
come calling and ask for Josh Thopps, I'm gonna charge them a little bit
higher than if Miami came asking forhim. I'm like, don what about
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what about Indy? Mm hmm?If I was indy he already played that
Jakobe Brissett backup quarterback game, like, oh, brisket sandwich, yeah,
huh little brisket sandwich. Yeah yeah, they already did all of that backup
shit. I wouldn't know. Ilike Gardner Minshew, he's more of a
(01:19:33):
gun slinger. I mean, I'mpretty sure they're happy that they got mentioned.
Like can you imagine if Cleveland hadMinshew? They would be ecstatic out
there? Yeah? True? Imean what about uh are reunited and it
feels so good kind of moment herePittsburgh. Listen. I mean, at
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this point, a broken fucking candleis better than this doucher that's in the
pocket. He said, a brokencandle, Like, don't like they don't
like that conflict and controversy. Theywould never bring them in, right,
because why would you have someone competitivein here? Now it's where it can
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totally make sense, Like the kidthat's in the class and you're asking the
question that kid got their hand up, and you keep looking around him like
no one has an answer, andyou just keep ignoring this kid with their
hand up. Josh Dons could havehis hand up for fucking an hour and
they will never call him. Thisis such a stupid city. All right.
Next, that's the end of thefour o'clock games. Let's go to
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the nightcap, Mayor about the Pittsburghquarterback that just keeps driving me crazy.
If they could have drafted Jalen Hurtsand they did, shut the funk up,
let's go. I think that wasracial ship. To tell you the
truth, we don't want no fuckingblack whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
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Don't know when have we ever beenwhite power? Why when have we
ever been racial in this city?White power? No, we don't ever
do that. That is not anythingwe ever do. We definitely hired a
black head coach because we definitely haven't. We were supposed I mean, uh,
we were asked he was the bestguy for the Uh we had to
Jackson what okay, I mean Pittsburghkeep pointing to We were the first to
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do this. We invented the roadierule. We were the first to drive
have them what was the one blackquarterback in the seventies something? Uh,
what was his name? Something Williamsor something. But and then we had
Cornell Stewart and know they couldn't waitto get him out of there, so
no, mm hmm. But JalenHurts. I look at that dude's success,
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and I'm like, man, thatdude, Okay, next Jesus Christ
instead of him. Oh that workedout? Well? Oh fuck, oh
god, you played yourself. Gollyall right? All right, Chicago A
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Chargers, Uh oh damn. Wehad the Sunday night Ers and windows is
gonna be kind of thick. Yeah, there's only what one, two,
three, four, and there's likenine in the fucking beginning. So yeah,
whatever, Oh god, I don'tis that game in Chicago? It
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is it l A in l A. Okay, go, I don't want
to So I was like, okay, I finally get the good one.
H d J. Moore. Iguess he'll he they have to throw it
to somebody, and that's maybe Colecome out from a safety valve standpoint.
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God, what's his fucking name?Oh? Well, the the Johnson guys
back. Mm hmmm, so Ithink he makes mister I can't think of
your name irrelevant now. No,foreman is gonna get first cracked at that.
You think just because he come offconcussion after two weeks, he's just
gonna do They just gonna hand himthe backfield. Fuck no, he's gonna
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work and earn that. You say, no, okay, I'll bet you
want to get the majority of thosecarries five on it. Oh absolutely,
let's go right, fair enough unlesshe gets hurt. If he gets hurt
and better is off. Yeah,Like we can't sit there and be like,
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oh, well he got hurt andthen you win by default. No,
right, you're a betch Okay,all right, all right, fair
enough. I like it. Iwill make sure that one of us will
pay each other when we see eachother in about three months, because we're
shitty friends. All right, Chargersgo ahead, Herbert, Yeah, Keenan
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Allen ye out in the youth,Josh Palmer, if he's playing, I
don't know. If he's there,he's still questionable. I don't know usually
if there's that question. But it'slate that, this late in the week,
it's like you almost want to stayaway. I mean, in a
few of my other ladies that whereI do got him. I have already
made contingency plans, but one I'mlike, man, I really need him
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to start. Like my contingency planis not good, but yeah, I
have to. I have to.And then he late and it's like,
man, you gotta hurt either.You got to make the decision at one
o'clock. Hold out, squeak,squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak,
squeak, squeak, show squeak,squeak, squeak, squeak. What are
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you a mouse? Squeak squeak,squeak. Oh, I'm sorry, that's
a squeaky wheel. What is that, mister Austin fucking Eckler. Oh oh,
I want to say, you ain'teven let me get to him yet,
but no, there is a tightend. And and there's two tight
ends. Actually in La there's Everettand then that Parham dude that's like nine
(01:25:42):
two. He keeps showing it,and then Eckler mm hmm, and uh,
Eckler is not happy at all.I feel like he's gonna be like,
give me, I will, Iwill, I will do punts.
I think I think Eckler is oneof those. He's a prime time type
of player, Like he likes he'son the spotlight. So yeah, he
might go Ham Sandwich, give menumbs. He likes the prime time spotlight.
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Yeah it's that. I mean,I watched my fantasy show. He's
a fantasy player of himself. Heloves. He loves betting on himself too.
So yeah, and honestly, let'slet's be honest. There's no way
in hell they're gonna need to throwa ton in this game. It's not
gonna be a it's not. Thenthere's enticing badging is the damn backup?
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Like, damn, they're not gonnathis might if the Chargers lose this game
something. Wait, you're absolutely right, all right, Monday night, Okay,
l a against the Lions. Cool, Garoppolo's back, Mmy G's back.
(01:26:58):
Yeah, So that means Davanteo actuallybe relevant, which is nice for
him. Josh Jacobs becomes Josh JapsJosh Jacobs again. Who the fuckings are
tight end out there? Cool?So that man? Yeah, Mike Mayer,
cool, that's fine. You soundlike creative players. So you you're
now irrelevant because now there's actually peopleto throw the productive So Kobe Myers,
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man, oh I was good tohim. I was getting to him this
year. No, I mean,now that Jimmy's back, it feels like
it's a it's gonna be a betteroffense and Combs everywhere. Huh, I
don't know. We'll see, We'llsee how he feels. Because it's a
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bad injury, man, And that'sweird. That's a weird injury. It's
not like a shoulder, it's notlike a knee. It's like a fucking
like how do you protect that?You know what I mean? Like I
thought about fucking goduin, That's whyI didn't want I was like, necks
right, that ain't me? Likeyeah, I mean, you can't put
a brace on the neck and justbe like, yeah, you go get
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them pounce right. So I don'tknow how he's gonna look. I mean,
he's always been a dank and dunktype of dude. But I'm just
like, I feel like Josh Jacobsis gonna end up with like thirty fucking
receiving receptions. Like, but goahead, cover the good team now,
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he said, cover the good team. Now. You got the breaks beat
off of him last week. Iwas like, I mean, I knew
it was the potential that they canlose to the Ravens, but not getting
the break shoes. Shoes got beatoff the mother I mean, the fucking
calibers got ripped off. Like soexcited, I'm so excited. I tried
(01:28:59):
to trade this week. Austin Ecklerfor The Sun thought, straight up,
dude was not coming up off theSun. I wish you would have because
I gotta play him. M hm. I wish you would have pulled them
away. Oh, Jared Golf,yea god. Number one. You can
(01:29:20):
even go out trage out Josh Reynolds, who's been wildly productive. Don't even
say it like he's an afterthought.He's like the number. He's the number
there. Uh, you got atight end in Detroit. His name is
Sam Laporta running back. Monty's out, So we're going with Gibbs Mere Gibbs,
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and some people might even try outCraig Reynolds if you're desperate. And
that's about it. I mean deep, deep, deep deep Khaliff Raymond,
and that's about it. Yeah,pretty much. I don't know how this
game is gonna show, but Ifeel like Golf is just gonna be.
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I think I think they're gonna tryto put up like fifty when they're in
that dome and there ain't nothing thatcan stop them. Oh god, it's
gonna be such a good week whenthey are in that dome. They are
they make jokes on those fantasy showsand they say golf is an indoor kidding.
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He is definitely an indoor kiddy.Hey, that's fine by me.
I mean he's always been talented,just he's being in the right position.
But that's it. Though weird.No bye week week, I don't know.
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We'll see us the business on Halloweenthough I can't get here no faster.
Any any predictions for trades, anybodyyou think that's pull off the trade
or because by the time we reconveneand talk again, these trades are gonna
(01:31:11):
be already done. Mum hmm.I'm gonna tell you who I'm hoping.
I'm hoping Darvin Coop like we've alreadydiscussed because we both that shares in them.
I'm hoping Jerry Judy so many Iwas thinking about movie, but I
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no longer have them. You receivethey get a new fresh watched the watch
the their head beat over again forthe Mooney trade. Will give up another
like first round pick. Oh theylove in their head beat in Yeah they
look still fuck Wait is Timmy fromChicago? Hold on here, Timmy gotta
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be from Chicago? Uh man,Yeah, I see. Football trades are
so fucking weird. To me becauseit's like, you don't know what it's
always like something real weird everybody.Yeah, and they keep them so secretive.
It's like they come out of nowhere. Like basketball trades, it'd be
like a big trade, it'd bethree different people involved. And football it's
(01:32:21):
like they don't do too many andwhen they do do them, it's real
sneaky and hit. What Houston Tuxanshave traded their left guard and their punter
for the fuck why? Yeah,So it's definitely Trading in the NFL is
definitely weirder than any other sport.Yeah, it really is real secret and
(01:32:45):
real just low key and like okay, well so yeah, I don't know
what's out there. Like I wouldsay, I would say someone could probably
start reaching out for Jeff Wilson.I feel like when a King comes back,
(01:33:11):
you got moisted a Kane in thatSouth and Akmed. Fuck you need
for people. So but you know, the Steelers ain't gonna do ship because
we're stubborn and stupid. So fuckno, the Steelers don't even do ship
with the with the players in theirown back. They refuse to get that
(01:33:34):
back to the David warns clearly,the better back. Yep, you know
why, because fuck you, that'swhy. I don't know. It's like
a stubborn like little kid where it'slike, hey, you know that you
know, hey, it's probably agood idea to share your lollipop and such
and such because they got they're aboutto go get ice cream. No,
(01:33:56):
I'm holding onto my locky pop likethey're stubborn as fun. They want a
weird ass. What kind of weirdass relationship did you have as a child
with other people that you would carryyour lollipops? Hold on here, No,
I'm talking about like, hey,like I suppose you got blowpop remember
them Blue Ones? The blue blowPops? Everybody went crazy over your ship.
(01:34:18):
Okay, Like that's like saying Iain't saying your lollipop. I'm talking
about share you got like ten lollipops? You don't want to get all money
the blue Ones and ship like sharinglicks and ship having weird fuck Okay.
No, I'm talking about like,hey, share your lollipops because such and
such is going to go get icecream down the street and they're like,
(01:34:39):
no, I'm holding onto my bluelollipops. I ain't giving them out to
nobody, like stupid shit. Idon't know. That wasn't no great analogy,
but it was. It was whateverit was. It was on breand
it was on brand. So I'mjust saying that they're just the stubborn in
order to the belief us. It'slike they want they want to prove their
(01:35:00):
point that they made a good decisionso bad and that no matter how many
beating idiot looks, They're gonna keepsticking. And that's why I'm enjoying watching
them fail, and it just bringsmy brings my heart joy because I'm like,
you deserve everything you're getting because youdon't evolve so cool. I mean,
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the whole Matt cannything they will dobecause they made that decision the beginning
year, they don't want to moveon from them, so they're gonna stick
by it no matter how ridiculous itlooks. Same thing with Naji Harris.
You keep you see Jalen Warren runsfor thirty yards and then what do they
do the very next play, Theytried out Naji Harris to go lose to
just to prove their point that theythink Naji's better. Nope, nope,
(01:35:49):
nope, nope. Well gotta everybodyHuh. I was about to say,
I'm saying good luck everybody. We'reclosing out weekday. Yeah, we'll see
y'all and Halloween. Mm hmm yepoky, yep, yep. All right,
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kids, toodles, tootles,