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M broxy like vego Ago, Iwas feeling poor. M h hey Jermaine,
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quick question, Yeah, what canBrown do for you? Depending on
which brown are you talking about,because if it's a j he can do
a lot. Ah, all right, well that fell in its face.
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All right, boys and girls.Leave nine is in the rear view here.
What was you referred to? NoBrown bits? Oh yeah, yeah
yeah, let's say, man,you got but go ahead and finished the
before we get in. Yeah.Yeah, so week ten is on the
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horizon here, you know, uhuh. The fantasy trading deadline is at
least in this league, is onthe eighteenth, So that is two Saturdays,
so you know, before we kindof get into everything that happened over
the week, you know, getyour trades in because time's a ticking.
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You're you're jockeying for jockey, jockeyyan jocking whatever. Uh yeah, that
thingy. You're trying to get intothe playoffs. So you you you got
some reads. Go ahead. Butyeah, so week nine, I guess
we should start us off here.I basically ram rod at Jermaine by juror
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by grabbing Noel Brown midweek, anduh, I think a direct quote was
remind me. Next time I seeyou, I'm gonna choke you. So
then, after Noah Brown scored hishis long touchdown, I then text remain
h hands or with the weapon.He did not respond, Yeah, but
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yeah, yeah, my my,my cohort here is a little under under
the weather. But you should honestlybe used to that by now, because
we have the immune system of anaid's wing. So I don't know what's
happening. I got the kids here, he's he's at the house alone,
so I don't I don't know ifhe's like licking windows or what, but
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licking windows like purple. I wentout, and I guess I was around
a bunch of kids. I mean, these were kids has supposedly grown.
But I was around a bunch ofkids at some stupid big club with my
brother and Yo. He wanted togo back, and I'm like, man,
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you were forty seven, you're olderthan us, like, and he's
like, you know, antsy,Like let's go you already it's ten thirty.
I'm like, ten thirty. I'mnot going down to no fucking club
at ten thirty, Like, isyou crazy? Yeah? But back to
that old man in the club,what the fuck you doing in the club
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thing, so so dealt with that. So I must've been around a bunch
of kids, snoty knows kids thatthere's quote unquote grown. Yeah, and
somebody gave me something because Sunday purepain, Monday pain. I'm talking like
I walked to the bathroom take apiss, and I'm shivering to get back
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to the bed like it was,Oh yeah, this is prime time,
Like I wait my whole week aSunday and attack the worst man like you
it. It's one of those things. I actually got some real cool topics
to talk about tomorrow too on theX's nose. But it's the weirdest thing.
Like you get sick. You don'twant to be sick. Ever,
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obviously you don't want to be sickunless you're a fucking lunatic. You never
want to be sick. And you'relike, God, damn it, why
am I sick of my off days? Then you realize like, well,
the alternative is I'm sick during mywork day, and that's even worse.
But it's like, ah, man, I wanted this day to do nothing
and be healthy, but now Ihave to do nothing and be sick.
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Cool. Yeah, I didn't getnothing out of my off days at all.
Yeah, just pain and rest andyeah ass whooping the boot by a
dude that oh hey, real quick, So people know because no one really
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messaged me. I think the onlyperson that really would have messaged me would
have been Bob, but he wasin his own little tilt fest, so
I get it, probably not reallywant to talk to me at that moment.
I completely get that we didn't recordon Saturday, so all disclosure.
I could have sat here and madeup of some kind of crazy excuse,
but I'm not going to that.So Jermane's brother came in. They wanted
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to go be old guys at theclub. That's fine. I looked at
the matchups and I'm like, Idon't want to talk about these Like there's
nothing here, Like there's like seventeenbackup quarterbacks playing. There's only two real
good games on the actual agenda.I I don't starting to be the same
conversations though, because we're trying outwith the same teams, it's the same
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usual suspects. I mean, everyonce in a while a team have an
emergence of a player that you're thinkingabout starting. But you know what,
the Eagles like, did anybody changeon the Eagles. No, You're you're
starting the same usual cast of suspects. So it's like, I don't know,
we could have still did it.I mean, we've just been real
fast, but like I said,he was rushing let the cub I'm like,
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oh my god. Yeah, andand you know what I mean,
it's one of those things where you'reexcited, you're trying to go, then
you're also like, I gotta recordto get this some I I if it
was a better matchup week, Iwould have been like, all right,
look, let's carve out some timereal quick. We'll we'll not we're not
going to run through it, runthrough it, but we'll be a lot
quicker than we usually are. Butthe matchups were god god awful, and
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I'm just like, you know what, I and Bob actually mentioned something about
it, because it wasn't no no, no, no, no, no,
no, he didn't. No.The only person that that would have
maybe mentioned something would would have beenBob asking, hey, where's the where's
the episode? But that's why wedidn't do it on Saturday. So hey,
sorry, things happened, but uh, don't don't get used to that.
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That's not going to be them O. We're not going to pick and
choose or anything. It was justone of those extenuating circumstances. It just
worked out perfect. I'm not sayingthat we don't have vital input, but
like I said, you said thematchups and what we would have said was
probably a little bit obvious, soto speak. Who you were starting.
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I mean, there's no like realdecision making you're making there. It's like
if you have a backup quarterback,probably don't want to play it. Yeah,
all right, so Andrew Jones isis actually not fuck and nobody even
really cares about Daniel Jones. Let'sbe honest. I don't know what cam
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Akers did people in his life,but this poor fucking guy too. Was
it two years in a row?He he tore each one of the Achilles?
Like what did you do? Imean, I'm telling you, I
put him in that same category withI think J. K. Dobbins or
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It's like at some point you're justgonna write them off completely because there's no
chance you tore each one of yourAchilles sent It's not like you just tore
the one that you already tore.It's like, nope, it's like that
would do the same thing today also, and it's like you say, hey,
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it's over, then they do hisa CL two. I think so
like you you're losing, You're runningout of things to tear. I mean
at this point, for just likea humanity sake, dude, just stop
so you can be a person whenyou're thirty. Like my thing is in
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a lot of those a cl tears, it's just it don't look. A
lot of them are non contact.They don't even get touched. They just
like today Joe, he just backedup and just buckle like damn no cool.
All right, Well, I guessthey're saying like something like he actually
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tore up the play before and thenwhen he backed up, it was like
oh no, oh no, oh, mistakes we made. And you get
people to you know, the turfversus grass. People that say, oh,
it doesn't happen on grad now,Daniel Jones, that was on grass.
Everyone will pick up like some kindof weird narrative and like point out
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something, Oh well, if ifthis wasn't on a Monday night game and
dull, they didn't have to travelfour hundred miles and shut the fuck up.
That's that's exactly you know why ithappens, because your body is not
meant to take giant, three hundredpound man hits to your body. Like
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any game that's in those international inLondon or Germany or if somebody, if
a major injury happens over there,guess what they're going to point. Oh
yeah, well they didn't get enough. And I'm just waiting for like some
kind of scientists to come out andsay, yeah, well because in Malhai
Stadium there's more injuries, because yeah, it's exactly why it is. It
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has nothing to do with the threehundred and fifty pounds linemen that backed up
on you and made your knee goinside out right, No, nothing like
that, gotcha. Okay, yeah, it's silly. I don't get it.
So poor cam Akers, his careeris done. At least it should
be. Jesus Christ, please letit be done, because you're not that
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good anyway. He took flashes withthe rams and that's about it, right,
Yeah, that's about it. Amonster like Clamor and the have them
maybe up towards the back end ofone of those seasons with victim of circumstance.
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I mean, sometimes you get themomentum. Sometimes you're in that and
it's like cool, okay, uhspeaking of the Rams, Uh hello Carson
Wentz because what yes, why notto sign this man on the couch?
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Hey who signed off the couch?And they was playing well uh, somebody
was like it was some type ofoffensive lineman. He was like, oh,
oh yeah the dude from the Giants. Yeah, his name. But
then right back to the practice.Yeah, when they did their names and
announcing you, I know, whenthey say they where college they from,
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he was like such and such offthe couch like that was his college he
came from or something like yeah,good for him, because usually offensive line
like my name is more. It'slike okay, and this guy's like I
was actually at a burger, cameand you fucking text me. So I
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was like, all right, well, I mean I guess I got my
Sundays are free. I'm not doingship. Let's see marteve is Bryant to
the Cowboys because okay, no Cowboysreceivers got hurt, So what why did
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they decide to pull that trigger?Now I don't understand that. One.
They have a they have a Bryantquota. They have to they have to
fill they have. They have aBryant quota. I'm like, why now,
Like yeah, maybe after they lostthe Philly they just was like,
hey, we need another weapon somehow, right because now we're gonna run what
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six receiver sets? Yeah, Idon't know. It's fucking stupid. It
makes no sense. He will bepractice squad, hero have fun. They
can't win win big game. Imean, if you looked Dak Bryant,
I mean I said, Dak Bryant, Dak Bryant, there's another one we
gotta fill, right, Dak Prescott'sface he was he seemed pretty serious,
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like they really wanted to beat theEagles, and they still he got flipped
over and everything nice, Oh mygoodness, and he still couldn't beat them.
So them and the Dolphins, tome, they're the same team.
They cannot beat the big teams onthe big stage. They cannot. Miami
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fell hell off like they were smokingmirrors, fully smoking mirrors. Now they're
playing teams. I mean, Ifeel like I deserve to lose because when
when my two big quarterbacks don't hitand woones had like thirty and two had
like twenty. When they don't hitand I don't score, if I put
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it this way. In our league, if you don't score two hundred points,
you don't deserve to win. Sothat's how I feel like. I
didn't hundred points, but I didn'tfeel like I should get beat by a
person that ain't even starting a quarterbackin two other slots. But god,
it's disgusting and like I been,and it sucks. It's so it's so
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far in the lead, it's sofar in the year that I can't do
anything about it. Like, ifit was up to me and I wouldn't
hear any backlash, I would justcompletely I would put all his players on
the bench. Yeah, I thoughtabout that too. I thought about that.
I was like, when you lockedthis team, I wish you would
have just locked and like just putZeros out there and gave everybody a bye.
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But it's too late. Yeah,it's too late because him we're in
sixty fucking six, Like goddamn right, Because the people that lost to him
or whatever, it's like they're gonnabe like, well, what about mine?
And then that becomes a whole thing, and it's just like you just
had to lock his team. Ifyou didn't make that moved in. Yeah,
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you definitely can't do it. Yeah, different parts of the season.
It's my it's my job to puta fucking decent set out there that can
at least score two hundred, andthey didn't. I mean, what are
you gonna do? I mean,it was a pretty decently sized by week.
This week it's four teams. Nextweek is gonna suck. Next week,
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it's like every good team is onbuys. So congratulations on not watching
football. Next week, it's gonnabe great, Grilly. And you know
this is this is looking like athree game skid to me because I was
supposed to win that game because Iknew I didn't have a quarterback to play
a sudden and I gotta play you. I was like, hey, at
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least I'll be on a two gameskid. Now I'm gonna be on a
three game skid, and I haveto win those last games. If he
can even go back door in theplayoffs. I made my bed. It
ain't like I said certain things,just injuries and stuff. Certain years you
just don't it just don't play out. I mean. And the luck and
the thing that cracks me up ishe had Bryce Hall and Brice Wall didn't
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have a monster game, he barelybeat me by two points, so just
the fantasy god said, just thefuck you, Horri, We're gonna barely
beat you with this. And thenthat trot out didn't even get not even
a point. So that's just someyears you just don't have it. And
like I said, with your situation, you were on your way to losing,
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but right there at the two yardline a gift from the heavens.
Some years you are the luck allfalls your way. And you didn't build
your empire through the wires, soto speak. It was through trades,
and you know, so good foryou, good for you win that shit.
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I mean, I look, Iwould be lying I fight if I
didn't sit it around and look atthis, and I really feel like you
one, you're putting yourself in verygood situations, but you're definitely getting a
lot of luck along with it,and anyone And that's like the funniest thing
too. When you watch ESPN orNFI Network, they're like, oh,
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we're fantasy gurus. I'm like,fuck off, you don't know that,
like you, it's all speculator.In the first couple of episodes that we
had when we did this, weoutlined before we even drafted and all that.
We outlined. Your fantasy success isdetermined by some of the draft,
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some of your waiver picks, oryour trade moves and pure luck. We
outlined that and we said it,and it holds true. I mean,
you can have the greatest draft,you could have the you know, the
greatest uh trades or wires, youstill at some point gotta get lucky because
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that player that is determined or that'sprojected to score forty could sit there and
tromp you a two pointer that week. I mean, it just happens.
Well, this is the week inthis league where the schedule rolls over,
so you go back to how youbegin. What I think is actually pretty
lucky is I got to I getto dodge Kelsey twice this year. The
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first week he was hurt and thisweek he's on by M And I'm like,
well, god, damn, thatmust be an omen how you played
it first week, Taylor, Ohyou played in Oh yeah, oh no,
Jalen hurts and no damn right yeahright. It's like cool, all
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right, but it's also like fuckingknows. Who knows? Because I sat
here and I trotted out four tightends and actually I pivoted because I was
going to have Royce Freeman and Ipivoted to musk Grave and played him.
He got a cuddy, he gotKate Awton got two tuddies. I can't
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believe you had you somehow played thatsick. I know you had Kate on.
Yeah, I picked him up thisweek. And I don't know if
Logan Tom. I think Logan Thomasgot a tuddy. I'm not sure I
had him. He didn't. Hedidn't have a tuddy, but he had
like eight points, eight or ninepoints somewhere. And then Mark Andrews does
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Mark Andrews things. So I literallytried it out for tight ends. Yeah,
it fun game. Do you believein CJ? C J? Stroud?
Do you do you think he's anactual Do you do you think like
he can actually be a trustworthy startgoing forward? I mean, as far
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as hands down, he's the bestout of the rookie quarterback in the class.
Hands down. He looks better thansome of the two year quarterbacks,
way better than the shitty one wegot here in Busins like who Yeah,
way better than some of the othertwo year quarterback. I can't I don't
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know if you want a name.But and honestly, this five touchdown game,
I hate the stamp on the man'ssuccess, but I don't think he's
sustainable. I mean it's like he'snot gonna have five touchdowns. I mean,
is he getting lucky. Yeah,he's getting lucky. He's choosing the
right you know. But he's choosingthe right people to throw it too.
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But you get more film, defensivecoordinators start looking and learning your tendencies and
they'll start disguising people and make youthink it look open and then boom,
there's a d bat right there topick you off. So for right now,
I mean he's phenomenal, don't getme wrong. I mean the greatest
I've seen I ain't gonna say everas a rookie, but way more advanced
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than a lot I've seen in thepast fifteen twenty years. I mean,
he is awesome, excellent, Butis it sustainable? I don't. A
few more weeks of film and he'sgonna come back to the pack. But
for right now, enjoy the ride, enjoy the right Okay, I know
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you didn't really get to watch aton a game, so it's not really
like a ton you can pull from. There is there one game you got
in particular mind or I mean Ithink I think the Houston Tampa Bay game
is probably game of the year sofar that that was just a bonkers and
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a wharf and then on or whateverhe kicked. Yeah, Yeah, that
was crazy hell because I first,they kept going for they kept going forward
on four down and ford for twobecause they didn't have a kicker. And
then one point, I guess theyreally wanted to go up three points,
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and they was like, we're gonnagive this shot. I mean, we're
close enough, let's give it ashot. Worst case scenario, they gotta
go ninety eight yards, which seeminglyis like, oh my god, But
in that game, it's like,hold my fucking beer, Yeah, let's
go. And you know the bestpart about that game for me is because
I had Kate Aughten, then Ihad tanked l and Noel Brown, and
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I'm like, oh, this isfantastic. Just keep doing the thing there,
that's great for me. Please keepgoing. You would you get like
almost one hundred points out of himthree players? Oh more than that?
Hold on forty something from Brown andYeah, so I got thirty five out
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of tank, forty six out ofNoah, So that puts me at what
eighty one, and then Kawton putup twenty five, So I had about
damn near a buck ten. Yeah, I those three players alone. Yeah.
Now that being said, I'm probablynot going to start three tight or
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four tight ends again. But necessitydictated as such, so you gotta do
some things. I think Miami mightbe like we said, smoking mirrors.
No, they just they just Imean, they ain't there. They're a
beat up one lesser teams type ofopponent. I mean, you give them
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any type of tough defense in frontof them, they're gonna fold. I
mean, they're all It's like aI don't know, an abusive partner in
a relationship where he could beat upon women, but you put a man
or a stout man in front ofhim, it's not that same tough tony
he is. He can only beatup on weak opponents. Yeah, and
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you would think now that they gotsome defensive help back, you would think
like, okay, and maybe it'lltake a little bit. I mean maybe
it might be one of those thingsthat they heat back up where you know
it kind of matters. But youkind of also can't this whole escapade is
Remember I said, why didn't theygo out and trade for a tight end.
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They need another title, They needanother pass catcher besides Wattle. Because
not to take away anything from Watle, but I am taking something from Wattle.
Wattle is riddle. He is notthat good to me. Like it's
like he's okay, he's a nicecompliment, but I mean as a is
he a dog or or a superimpactful reseasonal receiver. And like you said,
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he's brilliant. So not only doeshe get hurt a lot, he
is he's just not all over theplace. I mean, nobody's Tyreek Hill,
you know what I mean. Butnobody's a j Brown either. But
I just think that Wada should betaking off a little bit more of that
pressure off of just Tyreek Hill.In two. I mean, he has
to make himself even more available orthey got to come up with another pass.
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They're using the hell out of Barrioswhen they were winning then they stopped.
Yeah where has Barrios been? Likehe's doing kick returns now it's like,
oh, back to your back toyour Jets days. That's cool.
They don't have a tight end atall, and it's like what, Yeah,
they need another They need somebody totake off because teams are learning to
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just triple double Tyreek Hill. Yeah, but honestly, don't matter, like
he is just like what, itdon't matter against those teams that that aren't
that competitive, you know, thoseteams with good, good defenses that could
either pressure the quarterback and he gotto make a quick decision or they got
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you know, two potentially locked downcorners. Yeah, he needs somebody else.
I mean, it does matter.I mean, like I'm not saying
that Tyreek Hill can be covered byany you know, corner in the league,
but if you put two solid cornerson them, it's gonna be hard
to get it to him, nomatter how much speed you got. No,
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I get it. I mean,he one of those and no one's
uncoverable, obviously, but you know, he is about as close as you
can get, right Like, heis in that tier of like if you
put one person on him, you'rea goddamn idiot. Yeah, no,
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or you even you even tried outanother corner that just stands about twenty yards
off. You put your one cornerabout ten yards off of you so you
don't get by him, and yougot a second layer corner to bracket him,
so to speak, like him andaj and and players like that.
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Literally, your goal is let's justtry to keep them below one hundred.
Like it just feels like that's yourgoal at that point. Just don't And
then you're you're you're sending a messageto the quarterback. If you are gonna
beat us, you're gonna beat uswith somebody besides him. You're gonna you're
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going to use your other receivers andif you don't have the other receivers to
step up and take the pressure offof him so he can slowly get back
open, and you got a problem. Yeah, and they are definitely problems.
Had another another UH German game thisweek and it looks terrible. We
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have a Thursday night game. Itlooks terrible. It's Sunday night game.
It looks terrible. Oh god,Yeah, how did the Giants get to
me? Because fucking Rogers and theyfucked up when they were trying when they
were supposed to flex it out andthey like took too much time. It's
like, what are you doing?Yeah, the Jets and the Giants have
been on prime time like crazy rightearlier, Like why are they so like
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these are not the Yankees and Mets, motherfucker, Like you have the wrong
sport in your head, Like whatare you guys doing? Like even if
Rogers was there, it's still likeyou're playing the fucking Giants wolf And this
is forty year old Rogers. Isaw him on the on the on the
sideline. Motherfucker already looks like acoach, like like you look too old.
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Like you in the face, youjust look too old to play,
like you don't look like just takeyour money, just go, I don't
know, go do your yoga,whatever the fuck you do? You weirdo,
like do all that. I don'tknow. It just the NFL is
is super weird. They're like theyget on these narratives there, like we're
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gonna build the schedule like this becauseeveryone's gonna want to watch Rogers with the
new team. It's like, no, they're not every year to keep building
in rules to be able to flexthe games to something different. But apparently
they fucking they they got for somereason. They're not. The NFL literally
got a delay a game, likethat's what happened. Like I have no
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idea why they you know, andthey should still be able to be like,
listen from a ratings because they're allabout their money. They should be
like rules, be goddamn, thisis our fucking league. If you don't
like it, I don't know,but we're not gonna put this weekend alone.
There were four supposedly heavyweight matchups,now the Dolphins and the Chiefs,
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supposed to be the Ravens and theSeahawks which turned to choke, but that
was a heavyweight matchup. The Cowboysand the Eles Eagles, and then Cincinnati
and Buffalo. Only one of thosewas in Prowntown. Yeah, yeah,
they they gotta somehow find a way. I get it. You can't take
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all your good games from the daytime. I get that, but Jesus tap
dancing, Like all right, justjust so we can put this in perspective
here, so folks know what we'reactually talking about. A flex that Baltimore
Seattle game into one talk about thisweek. So this week literally we're dealing
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with this. So the the Thursdaygame is Panthers and Bears wolff, and
then the Sunday German game is Patriotsand Colts cool, and then we get
the prime time of Jets and Raidersfor Sunday Night Football, and then Monday
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Night is Bills and Broncos. Imean, out of all four, Bills
and Broncos is probably the most interesting. And that's not that's not saying much
like the You got the Niners goingagainst the Jags, Viking, Saints,
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Gross, Bengals, Texans, andthat's a good one to me. H
records or Niners is coming up athree game losing streak. That's the prime
time TV. I think the goodgame. I think the only game that's
really worth watching is gonna be Lionsand Charges. That's gonna be fun.
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It should be fun. I don'tthink so. You don't think so.
No, the Chargers are frauds.They always been, always will be.
They are another team that that sometimesthey can't even beat up on the teams
they supposed to be. Chargers finda way to are frauds. One thing
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I've noticed this year is there's notlike a lot of like middle of the
ground teams. It's either like,oh, this is great or like I'm
gonna kill myself. I have towatch this. I don't want to do
this. Yeah, it's either reallygood or you're I ain't gonna say really
bad. But like it's like you'rereally good, and then there's a bunch
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of I don't want to watch you, and then there's just pathetic like the
Jets, the stealers, like offenseswhere all the like when you see sit
there and see the quarterback drop backand take two three sacks in a row,
that's football where you mean a quarterback? Okay, he drop back in
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the pocket. He didn't know whereto go. Okay, let's get him.
Let's get him next down. Andhe dropped back and then he don't
know where to go again. That'spathetic to me. Like what that it?
It's like if I stand to theleft this time, they won't see
me. Got it all right?Like okay, like this is not Jurassic
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Park. If you stand still,they can still see you. Yeah,
but let's let's got to talk aboutbecause I mean, we're not going to
get into the game still Saturday.I mean the Thursday night game is is
is Carolina and the Bears. SoI I guess eight one in eight versus
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two and seven or mm hmm,god, so much fun. I guess
just and Fields might be coming back. We'll see. They just activated Herbert
off the not Herbert whatever the nameis off. I r it is Okay,
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I think I got I think Igot confused because like Chargers Hoose are
two Herberts in the league. Jesusanyway, whatever, dude, fucking hey,
and once again another game that shouldnot be in primetime. This should
be that, this should be theone o'clock game on who the fuck cares
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the network? Yeah, this shouldbe a game. And they try to
hide right like, like I don'teven know what to talk. There's nothing
even to really talk about. Heror Fields might play. Mooney seems to
have a bit of a he hada game. Okay, chase points if
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you want to. I actually mayhave to buy a situation. But I
mean, any player that's off myteam, they're gonna produce once they leave,
come up on my team. Okay, same thing with Joan new Smith
just when he was on my team. Five points, six points, seven
(35:21):
points, thirty eight points. Hecan, he can, he can fall
back this week I'm playing them,so he can, you can, like
rent, as long as they getoff my team, they'll produce. Like,
maybe can tell them, maybe wecan tell him that's the weekend with
dad this week. Maybe Yeah,we're dead, you know, they're good.
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Yeah, I I mean, doyou have anything to say about this
game other than just gross? Imean eligibles as you said, it could
be fields, could be the badgedude, I don't know if they're which
one is gonna play receivers more.He had the one good game and I
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haven't really seen him and he's beenmilk Carton material. But revenge game though,
So we'll fucking see how that goes. Just keep that in mind,
Mooney, Like you said, Comethas been producing that dude's been dropping three
touchdowns a week. I don't know, you know, is he is his
luck running out or what? Orbut then he's does he's he's such a
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frustrating player. Oh yeah, he'svery vulnerable. Like the next week he
can drop you three points, youknow, but after dropping you for best
right exactly. It's super frustrating.And then the running back. Like you
said, Herbert, I don't knowif he's coming up. I R but
I got to do Foreman. That'sa revenge game for him because he played
for Carolina last year. I don'tknow, I'm kind of forced to start
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them about it. That's the Bears, Carolina, Bryce Young, you know,
no disparaging, the disparagency between himand Stroud ridiculous, and he got
before him. I know, Carolinafans is like, why we picked that
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dude, right because they had youhad to know him on pick You could
have picked anybody you wanted to.You didn't. You didn't. It didn't
have to fall you know what,though, It's just like it's it's like
we said one of the first episodes, it's like, you don't fucking know,
you don't like it sounds good intheory, it's a whole different game
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in college. Yeah, you're playingthe same general game. But no,
man, this is like going,well, you're going to the majors,
like that's how that shit goes,and saying certain quarterbacks, I guess,
can you know, drop back,read where they're going to go with it
and try to get it there.I mean, regardless of you know,
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some quarterbacks that throw to a spotlike they're not they don't care if the
receivers there or not. Like beforethe receiver even break out of their break,
Paul is already headed there. Soto is one of them where he
doesn't necessarily see his target hit.The play is called that, Hey,
it's supposed to land in this spotand to them, and most of the
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time the receivers are there to catchit. Then some quarterbacks that they need
to fully see it, so theysit there and back in that pocket and
they looks fucking stupid and they eithertake a sack or they hop out of
it like Kenny Pickett because they don'tsee it and try to throw on the
run, and you can't throw onthe run, you're shitting it on the
run. So, I mean,same thing with Bryce Young. I mean
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I was watching some of that Carolinagate where he was just like he was
backing up and he just didn't seewhatever. He wasn't seeing what Stroud was
seeing, and he was constantly takingsacks looking stupid. I don't know.
And same thing with Zach Wilson lastnight. He kept backing, you know,
hold on, you know what.So what's interesting because I watched that
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game obviously for a multitude reasons,but we had some plays where I'm like,
dude, you look you actually looktalented. Yeah, like some of
those when he had a few secondslike he was able to step up and
zip zipping in there, and it'slike, good fucking play. But then
literally right after that I'm gonna getsacked because I don't like to have expectations.
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So it's obviously something he's seeing onthose good plays that he be on
those bad plays. It's like,and he can't always blame it on the
line, like sorry, no,oh no. I mean like sometimes with
the stillers, you can't blame itonline because there ain't no before he even
moved, you know, But thatjets came yesterday. He was standing back
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there and you're like, okay,let it go, let it go.
Right, He's shacked again, andI'm like, damn, okay, he
just don't see it. And Idon't think every throw that CJ. Throut
was throwing he saw it. Hejust take a chance, right, and
I'm gonna throw it to where it'ssupposed to be and hopefully my receiver come
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down with it. And he gotlucky five times. And that's how you
build confidence with your receivers that youget that. I mean, you can
watch, you can watch, youknow, tape to your blue in the
face, you start actually doing it, and then your receiver sees what you're
doing, what he sees what you'reseeing. Like that's kind of the that's
that's kind of the whole point,Like if you if you're listening from college
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football to NFL football is college football. You could look down the field,
the man is wide open. Thereain't a d back within twenty yards of
them, so you right, no, there might be a five yard window
if either right and or your receivercould be covered. You gotta throw it
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to him even though he's covered andone your receiver has the ability to come
down with the football, like youcan have the con you gonna have the
confidence that that's gonna happen, becausethat's that's a scary thing you think about
it. I'm gonna throw this intocoverage. The chances that's going well isn't
great. But to have the ballsto do that, I think that's something
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a lot of quarterbacks don't have either. Yeah, because I've seen plenty of
NFL receivers come down with balls whereyou say to yourself, like, damn,
he was completely covered the deep end. There was not even a margin
of that much amongst each other.But he threw it and said, my
receiver is better at you, betteras edging the ball and coming down with
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it than you. So I'm gonnathrow it to him even though he is
covered as long as he ain't doublecovered. Now we ain't double cover.
That's kind of that's some mold mixedwhiskey shit where you throw it in the
double covered the receiver most of thetime ain't gonna come down with that.
But if he's by hisself, IfI'm looking up the sideline and I call
what and I see George Pickens runninga fucking go route and he's covered and
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it's only one man, I'm stillthrowing it because I have confidence that George
is gonna come down with the ball, right, because he knows the ball's
coming to him. That was thewhole point of the play. The D
back isn't necessarily sure the d bak. Yeah, that's the that's the advantage
that the receiver has on the Dback. That's why it's way harder to
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play. To me, D backis one of the hardest positions to play
on the fit, especially in defense. You're out there on the island and
you don't know where the receiver's runat. The receiver knows his route,
he knows exactly where he's going.You have to guess and react to where
he's going and somehow be there.Okay, real quick. Did you see
(42:58):
balloons come up on the screen?Balloons? Listen. I just saw fucking
balloons come on the screen, andI was pretty goddamn happy about it.
But you got a balloon celebration order. I didn't press ship. I didn't
do that. I didn't I didn'tsee it. All that's fun. What
(43:19):
did I do? I press abutton? Is there a button on this
thing? If there's if there's beenbuttons on this motherfucker, and I have
not known. I'm gonna be realupset you guys. You know what?
Yeah, so you know whatever,someone sends you something from an iPhone,
they have the little balloon celebration.Yeah, exactly what happened, right,
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and the balloon the confetti come upand ship. Yeah, listen. If
you're bored, look up like theforty one minute mark of this recording on
YouTube, and you'll see that shithappened. It was wild. I'm pretty
happy about it. Either that orI got a text. No, I
didn't get a text when the bloodyhell happened. And also comments canceled settings,
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okay, chat Mike Camy. Idon't see anything, man, You've
really seen some balloons. I swearto Christ that either that or I'm having
a stroke. I am very intriguedand excited and scared. I don't know
(44:29):
what happened. I wish you could. Yeah, you're gonna have to check
it out, just to make sureI'm not I'm not losing my mind.
Well you would have to go backinto recording and no, not even happened.
But yeah, I mean it's goingback to the whole uh Thursday thing
(44:59):
though. Yeah, let me letme, let me go to the Carolina
Yes, right, Yo, youcan go with Adam Thieler cooled off a
little bit. Yeah, they keeptalking about some mingo dude, but I
don't really know John Johnny Ing soundslike a porn star. Uh, running
(45:30):
Backs is Cuba or mouth Fanily yougot juice. I think you will love.
I think we fell in love withthe name because we so. I
mean, look, there's like absolutelyabsolutely you're in love with the name like
(45:57):
Cuba we had. I would say, by comparison to Miles, it's better
hold on all right. I didmy best to try to try to die
(46:19):
their own camera. I'm back,Uh, I had to kind of after
talking about that Thursday game, Igot a little nauseous, so there's no
now back to the tube thing.Yeah, it's like eighty percent his name.
I like saying his name. It'sfun. Yeah, it ain't got
nothing to do with the production.I think people were way more productive last
(46:43):
year when he would like that unheardof that that was you know, getting
carries well. I mean, Ithink it's easy to say he looks good
by comparison to Miles Sanders. Thatdude has never been good. He never
will be good. And congratulations oncashing in on a mediocre at best career
(47:06):
and get in the bag. SoI don't know what Carolina saw, but
whoops the doodles, Yeah, tobe hurt. Yeah, I can't even
remember. Look of that when theEagles drassed He just never was he was
(47:30):
always a scatback to me, likehe was never he's a change. I
mean and and and look here's thething, same thing as with Baltimore.
None of your backs are that good, so you need to keep having four
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backs. So when you were inPhilly, you were never like head of
the table. You're always getting spelledand doing this. And it's like,
okay, well, speaking of that, when you see this move that Mitchell
dude just pop up it's like justwhen you start that, that's at Worth
is finally getting a stranglehold of that. They introduced another another clown for the
(48:15):
mix. I'm like, damn,I mean, let's all boo hoo for
Baltimore. Oh okay, I'm good. No, I'm booing for any fantasy
managers playing to start a Bible backin. They haunting, Well, that's
your fault for fucking thinking that's agood idea. You deserve your fate.
(48:37):
You know what you're getting into.It's like it's like taking home a big
check from the bar. You knowwhat you're about to get into. Like,
don't be surprised. Scored two threetouchdowns a game, and it was
it was like starting to become hisbackfield and then all of the time,
you know, I mean, you'reyou're eye right though it is it is
(49:00):
a situation where they have actually shown, hey, here's here's somebody and I
just got walked outside the house here, hold on. Okay, so it's
me, Poppy, it's not Mama. I'm sorry. Mama was in Chicago
(49:22):
bang and her boyfriend. If youdon't understand that reference listening to the last
x's and those of life. Yeah, but the last was it the last
one? I thought it was onthe one before that might have been,
yeah, because the one last onewas mainly about oh yeah, you're right.
(49:46):
No, wait, we talked aboutmovies monster movies. No, we
talked about movies that like mind fuckedmovies. Yeah, it's supposed to be
monster movies but turned into a wholedifferent and things. Yeah, and then
we we preferenced this before that,we was talking about the senses we did
(50:07):
the yeah, okay, yeah,you're right. It was one before that,
yep, CA all right, yeah, look, I it's an interesting
backfield too, because not it's notGus Miller. Who's the other guy?
Guys? Uh what yeah, who'sthe is Gus Miller? I have no
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idea that sounded like somebody else.Who's the other back it's Justice Hill?
Oh Justice Hill was actually getting more. He's getting more, uh snaps,
which is makes no sense, smallerback it's like guts and then Justice Hill.
(50:52):
And then you got always always accountfor lamars, scrambling and just taking
your arts, and then now youadd this, can we this Keaton Mitchell?
Dude? So it's it's it's it'sliterally another situation of why don't don't
be fire. Don't complain that yougot burned at work. You said,
(51:17):
it's like taking a fat bitch tothe grib and you're like, man,
she was stinky, she wasn't reallyclean. You like, what did you
think it's gonna happen? You youpicked when when you when you saw the
taker door, she was sweaty,like its gonna happen. You know you're
gonna pull them down, and theship was gonna be fresh over the top
(51:44):
of the pussy you had about it. You had about a seven minute,
seven minute window after she got outof the shower where it was gonna be
the You have to pack it withinthe seven minutes of walking as the leg
the back of the heel leaves thetub. There's a timer seven minutes.
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Your signal is your signal is degrading. You got you got fucking ingram.
You gonna hurt it hurts? Ohman, your signal is degrading. You
have you have a guy inside.You've taken the car off the parking lot
(52:30):
and it's depreciating as soon as youdrive it off. Listen, you went
from de Shaun Watson to Zach Wilson. All right, So now now you
got uh, fucking Brett Rippon,which he had a very long lasting career.
(52:55):
Hats off to Brett Rippon being releasedagain. Uh, I don't know
if it was again, but uh, you had a real gate, real
great career of doing not much anything, but you know, you weren't really
expected to do anything. I've heardpeople say that if Riffin was starting again,
they were gonna sit Cup, andI don't think I can necessarily go
(53:21):
against that. Like, and he'sone of the other guys that feels very
like the only person that was stilleating was the Puka dude. It's like,
how does Cup take a back seatto that dude? I don't understand
Pooka got dick picked of somebody absolutelysomething because he still continues to eat no
(53:44):
matter who's the quarterback. It's weird. It's so weird. It's like a
fucking Samoan Wes Welker. Yeah,well he's way bigger than him, but
you know what I mean, justlike, yeah, he's just he had
one dude that like he I don'teven think they even tell him to run
(54:07):
routes. They just say, man, hey, go behind whoever and stand
there, like they don't even he'sbackyard football. Yeah, like they probably
like when when they try to explainthe play to him, he probably give
that me speaking no English, andman, just run and then he just
(54:30):
go and he runs the route.See every option, every every route is
an option route, don't matter whatit is. Running option routes and running
plays, It's like, what areyou doing? I run fun? He
probably if he was running his optionsright or his routes right, maybe Cooper
(54:51):
Cup would be way more wide open. But because he's probably he's like a
parasitic receiver where he's paying attention towhat the the receivers do, he'd be
like, oh, well he wentup there, he's covered. Let me
go stand right behind him. Andthen he's he's right there to eat up
the dangle over and he's under cuttingCooper Cup. It's like like he's a
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fucking corner. He's a parasitic widereceiver. Because I don't know how the
hell you just now come on tothe scene and you more productive than you
know pretty much the m v Pof the Super Bowl that year today what
Rams wanted? Yeah, well let'slet's start to wrap this up here.
(55:37):
So will you you know, notkicking you while you're down. But the
week's over, so get over thetilt. You know, how how are
you feeling now? I mean areyou I mean you're you're what five and
three or no, five and four, five and four? Okay, by
(56:00):
no stretch of the imagination, imaginationout of it. But I also understand
you don't want to like limp intothe playoffs here. So for for people
that are kind of in your circumstancehere that are you know, a tick
over five hundred and maybe they're maybethey're their league is different from the you
know, you know what the standingsare. I mean, we look at
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this one, you know, becauseI have to go through this, you
know, every few weeks. Butsince it is so tight, you know,
we got the first place at sevenand two. I'm at six and
three and second, then we gotthree people at five and four, two
more at four and five, andthe rest is three and six. So
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you know, you're currently in thefifth position. You're so you're your fifth
fifth slash fourth because you're behind bylike seventy points, which is you know,
not a massive amount, definitely away behind Bob, about three three
(57:07):
grand behind Bob, so that that'sdefinitely you know that's gonna have to be
a record type of deal. Youmean three hundred, yeah, whatever,
it's extra zero. Fine, Soyou know, by by no stretch do
(57:30):
I think that you're out of itor really even in a place to really
be concerned. Now, obviously youhave a real tough situation this week.
You know, we look at whatyou've got to deal with here. I
mean you're, yeah, you're you'reliterally having to go uh well, a
few people this week actually had theirlast week had to do a one quarterback
(57:52):
deal. So I mean you're you'reyou're not in a great place. I
mean, you're gonna have to puta You're gonna have to play somebody,
uh in the quarterback position, Soyou're gonna have to get rid of somebody
and do something there. But youknow, you are facing the kiddo and
(58:15):
his team is it's not actually terrible. It really it really isn't like now
that he has his players back,he actually has things he can do.
Mm hmmm. It ain't nowhere nearthe first time I played him, so
right, yeah, yeah, heactually has some talent out there, and
(58:39):
funny enough, he actually has agus bust. So there's that. But
Uh, you know what what areyou? What are your feelings? Man?
Like you know, real real dealholy Field? What do you?
What do you think? And nowthat you can like disconnect the emotional part
of it? Oh, like Isaid, I'm like, I'm I'm I've
already come pleaded the first leg ofa three game losing streak, and then
(59:04):
I'm going to try to win thoselast two or three that is left and
see if I can get in theback door. That's it. When do
we play again? Right after that? That's why I say a three game
losing do you? Oh, well, that's enjoyable for me. Uh?
One second, I really drive youWeek eleven? No, I don't know
(59:29):
you're you're week twelve? Oh yeah, your week twelve? And no I
thought I played. I thought Iplayed the Sun and then played you right
after that this year. Nope,nope, nope, no. Yeah,
(59:52):
and there's seemingly no bye weeks there, so could I played? I think
I played camp next week, sowell I can I can check that here.
That must mean that I'm going ona I just do one leg of
a two game I'm gonna lose toyou, probably gonna beat Kemp and lose
(01:00:14):
to you and then try to finishstrong with whoever else I gotta play.
And see now that your bitch saidthat out in the eather, Now exactly
what's gonna happen is you're gonna beatme by a hondo, because that's what
happens with the trades you made.No unless my quarterbacks come to the party
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guns blazing and yours don't come atall, I don't see it because I
don't have the supporting cast. Idon't I don't have enough actors for a
movie. I have enough actors fora fucking thirty minute, fucking sitcom on
PBS. My quarterback's always come yeah, and jam ain't gonna be on the
(01:00:59):
by the only time I could havegot you is if Jalen was on the
buy like he is this week.Yeah, that's actually, uh, you
know what this is actually what wedidn't get to discuss, and we'll wrap
it up because we were going totouch on it. That didn't happen.
So I didn't make a trade lastweek. I traded and it did hurt
(01:01:19):
me. I got burnt from it. So knowing that I felt that I
had an easier matchup the last week, which seemingly I didn't. But Bob
is the only one. I mean, since you made Jo Trades, Bob
is the one that put the yousince then, right, uh yeah?
Everybody else well, like by thetime Monday hit the Monday Night game,
(01:01:42):
you was feed up fu fed grapesand ship feed off, right, But
Bob made you sweat it a littlebit. That was fun, which was
like strangely fun and exciting and fresh. It wouldn't have been fun at a
fun not at all, but Ican it was fun when I fucking won.
(01:02:02):
It would have been a different conversationon here, absolut goddamn lutely.
But show what was I saying?Oh no, you're saying that uh you
made Oh yeah, yeah yeah.So first of all, I I like
that I had this for a while. Then I started thinking, it's like,
(01:02:22):
okay, I'm kind of eating eatingmyself out of house and home here
because I have Jalen Hurts. Ihad Deandrey the Andre mm hmm, yeah
him too. I keep wanting tocall him Davante for some stupid reason.
(01:02:44):
Exactly, I mean, it's closeenough ship you have me, have a
good enough list, it will soundthe same swift a j and and Hurts
having a trio of the offensive kindof you know triangle that its just it
feels good, but it doesn't.It feels good to me because anytime this
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team is scoring, I have achance at them scoring air. I have
a chance to them scoring on theground, and with the type of course
Jalen Hurts is, I got achance to them scoring on the ground and
through the air at the same time. So I would love to have three
pieces of a person's office. Nomatter which way they get in, they're
(01:03:29):
going through most of the time oneof my players. So I'm gonna get
credit either way. So if theygo to a different receiver or a tight
end, I'm still getting credit fromHurts. If they go to aj Brown,
I'm getting double bubble credit. Andif I get a pass to DeAndre
Swift, I'm getting double bubble credit. Or if Swift simply runs it in,
I'm getting credit because the Eagles area productive offense. I don't see
(01:03:51):
how you see a problem in that. I wouldn't say a problem necessarily.
It ate in a little bit tomy decision, but I also wanted to
make a move because of my seeminglylesser matchup I had last week and then
going into a by apocalypse, whichhad Allays all three like yeah, that's
(01:04:13):
the only big problem. I meanin my other league that I got hurt
and Brown in and I got theEagles defense. Now this is the week
I'm scrambling because I got to replacethree fucking players. Yeah right, So
I wanted to kind of get aheadof that, and I wanted to shop
something around. And seeing that Cousinsgot hurt, I was like, well,
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I think Addison's going to take aback steat. Now he's not going
to be as good as he's ashe was. Also with JJ coming back,
it's like, well, all right, let me packet something together.
So I went around the corner anduh, and I made a trade for
Etn and Josh Palmer for Addis andSwift. Josh Palmer, I are,
(01:05:03):
yeah, yep, didn't see thatcoming, didn't I know, his knee
was a little bit banged up.But the fact that your knee was banged
up then you played, you gothurt, and even before his knee I
told you. I was like,Josh Palmer ain't really that great of a
receiver. I was like, Iunderstand that you wanted who was the other
person in that tree. E Tnis a great but ETN and Swift,
(01:05:29):
I ain't gonna say they're the same, but they're kind of similar because Etn
is more of Jacksonville's offense and heprobably does a little bit more to Swift,
but the Eagles office is way moreproductive and prolific than the Jaguars offense.
So it's like, well, soit was also partially so I can
get away from having to start Addisonbecause I didn't know what they were gonna
(01:05:53):
do, and then they got I'mlike, fuck, cool, Okay,
but I'm still gonna go on theidea of JJ's gonna come back, and
I think he's gonna get the he'sgonna be back to the Lion's share,
and then Addison is gonna be aselplemental peace and we'll see how it goes.
Now, obviously, I'm doing mybest to do some mental gymnastics to
(01:06:15):
keep myself okay with this thing,because literally trading for someone that goes on
ir the week like two days afteryou trade form fucking sucks. It stings.
So I'm hoping that, you know, ETN makes it worth my while,
and you know, hey, notevery trade can be amazing, But
(01:06:38):
we'll see, we'll see. Hopefullyit ends up being worthwhile. I mean,
worst worst case scenario. You know, I got rid of one person
on bye last week to have oneextra person that would have been on bye
this week. I won last week. So part one of the equations is
solved. And if you are ifwe can agree that they are generally the
(01:07:00):
same player, and then it wouldbe a wash at least from the wide
receiver or from the running back standpoint. I maya took the l on the
on the wide out part of it, but hey, we'll see. I
mean, he's an eye. He'son I R for four weeks. He
very well could come back and beproductive. Who knows, we'll see.
I mean, I mean you've seenthat charger offense yesterday. It was Keenan
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Allen and Keenan Allen. I mean, there was nobody else he was going
to, so and that's that's exactlywhy I went after Paul, like because
they need somebody else to throw to, like they need so. I mean,
I feel like a couple of timeshe went to the Everet tight end
(01:07:50):
a couple of times definitely probably won. Yeah, he went to it was
Eckler yeah, and Keenan Allen thatwas it. I mean, yeah,
that's why I said the Chargers arefrauds and it's gonna keep playing itself out.
(01:08:13):
I don't even see the charges ofmaking the playoffs. As long as
they're chucking the ball and dumping itoff that you can give a fuck less
if they make the real playoffs.I'm just telling you there frauds. They're
not gonna make the playoffs. Doyou think Dyon will be anything? I
don't know, man, maybe ifhe gets more familiarity. I mean he
(01:08:35):
was something I think a little bitlast year. Yeah. So, I
mean as soon as I saw thatmove, I picked up as soon as
I saw the activated and I pickedthem up. I'm like, let's sit
on it and see what happens.I got roster space. You know,
I have zero aspirations of playing you, but I'm gonna sit and wait.
I mean, he had he putup an O for yesterday, but I
(01:08:56):
think they're like, we're not gonnaOh he didn't even have a catch.
Now, yes, he had afew targets and they put sauce on him.
I think both times that sauce ison him. So it's like,
oh, we're Fox because Keenan Allenis productive because he runs everything in the
slot, and Sauce is not followinghim in the slot. He's going to
(01:09:17):
stay on the outside. Yeah,Which maybe that's why your dude wasn't productive,
because I know he was on him. Johnston dude, he was the
only one. He caught a couple, but they were insignificant. Yeah,
I forgot about the Quentin Johnston rookiedude, he just like breakout and he
(01:09:39):
just won't do it. No,he is. He's like Mike Williams,
except without the talent and pedigree.He got the size, got the hair.
He won't do it. He willnot do it. He will not
be productive. I mean he verywell could be something like That's the thing,
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Like he could eventually evolve and besomething like can you imagine how Keenan
Mike Williams and that big motherfucker onthe other side, Like like at that
point, you're just like playing onLike remember how Madden had like Madden cards
and you can make everyone giant andshit, it's basically what that would end
up being. Like, well,I mean it's kind of hard as a
I mean, some rookies get it. Immediately and they just pick it up.
(01:10:21):
Some rookies take it take a whilefor them to. First they got
to learn how to be a professional, and then they got to learn how
to study that playbook. Like theygot to learn how to let go of
that college life where I just showup on Saturdays and fucking play. That
doesn't happen in the NFL. Youdon't just show on Sundays and fucking play.
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You're not gonna be productive. Youhave to actually put in some work.
As soon as they learn that,then, you know, I don't
know how many you know, players, not even receivers, but any player
that you've seen take a big leapfrom year one to big year two to
even year three where the lights clickon and they finally become you know,
because they got more talented. Theyjust got more mature. They're like,
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oh wait, they got more focused. Yep, but yeah, it's about
all I got though. Oh right, you know, let you not have
to talk so you can get yourthroat in order. We will see you
guys tomorrow and the x's and nose. You know, I got a few
(01:11:27):
ideas and I'll chuck them your waytomorrow. See what you want to do
with them. We gotta figure outa draft for get to do. I
didn't really think anything yet for it. I have no thoughts whatsoever. I
said, Yeah, that's fair enough. I'll figure out something fun, all
right. Yeah, I already gota few ideas, just like that beautiful
fucking genius. All right. Well, I would say enjoy Thursday's game,
(01:11:54):
but uh, that's just not that'sjust that's that's just too mean for me
to say. Ah you, Butby Thursday come around, I know I'm
gonna be still sitting there clicking iton. There ain't no way IM gonna
ignore it. Oh God, therebetter be like a Pens game something that
(01:12:15):
night, so I'm to fucking subjectmyself to it. I'm definitely take pan
pan cause it's like at that point, you're starved, like you're fan like
right now, your belly is full, but come all day and tomorrow you're
gonna be getting real hungry. AndThursday night, around eight o'clock, you're
(01:12:36):
like, oh, man, Iknow that food is, you know,
I know bottom of the barrel.I know it's fucking canned food. But
I'm starving and you're gonna eat.You're gonna eat. I don't care a
little bit. You're gonna eat someof it. I want to funcked up.
(01:12:59):
And now, like the only timeyou ever make a good analogy,
it's fucking for this ship. Goodjob, all right, Well look you
go get better. Go, uh, you know, work on your throat.
Take that, take that, getyour throat together, go get your
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throat deep, go deep throat.I'm like, God, damn, stop
saying it like that. Yeah,you can go ahead and fix your throat.
Take that literally, take that however. You want to enjoy Thursday if
you can. And uh,
M broxy like vego Ago, Iwas feeling poor. M h hey Jermaine,
(00:30):
quick question, Yeah, what canBrown do for you? Depending on
which brown are you talking about,because if it's a j he can do
a lot. Ah, all right, well that fell in its face.
(00:50):
All right, boys and girls.Leave nine is in the rear view here.
What was you referred to? NoBrown bits? Oh yeah, yeah
yeah, let's say, man,you got but go ahead and finished the
before we get in. Yeah.Yeah, so week ten is on the
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horizon here, you know, uhuh. The fantasy trading deadline is at
least in this league, is onthe eighteenth, So that is two Saturdays,
so you know, before we kindof get into everything that happened over
the week, you know, getyour trades in because time's a ticking.
(01:36):
You're you're jockeying for jockey, jockeyyan jocking whatever. Uh yeah, that
thingy. You're trying to get intothe playoffs. So you you you got
some reads. Go ahead. Butyeah, so week nine, I guess
we should start us off here.I basically ram rod at Jermaine by juror
(02:00):
by grabbing Noel Brown midweek, anduh, I think a direct quote was
remind me. Next time I seeyou, I'm gonna choke you. So
then, after Noah Brown scored hishis long touchdown, I then text remain
h hands or with the weapon.He did not respond, Yeah, but
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yeah, yeah, my my,my cohort here is a little under under
the weather. But you should honestlybe used to that by now, because
we have the immune system of anaid's wing. So I don't know what's
happening. I got the kids here, he's he's at the house alone,
so I don't I don't know ifhe's like licking windows or what, but
(02:46):
licking windows like purple. I wentout, and I guess I was around
a bunch of kids. I mean, these were kids has supposedly grown.
But I was around a bunch ofkids at some stupid big club with my
brother and Yo. He wanted togo back, and I'm like, man,
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you were forty seven, you're olderthan us, like, and he's
like, you know, antsy,Like let's go you already it's ten thirty.
I'm like, ten thirty. I'mnot going down to no fucking club
at ten thirty, Like, isyou crazy? Yeah? But back to
that old man in the club,what the fuck you doing in the club
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thing, so so dealt with that. So I must've been around a bunch
of kids, snoty knows kids thatthere's quote unquote grown. Yeah, and
somebody gave me something because Sunday purepain, Monday pain. I'm talking like
I walked to the bathroom take apiss, and I'm shivering to get back
(03:53):
to the bed like it was,Oh yeah, this is prime time,
Like I wait my whole week aSunday and attack the worst man like you
it. It's one of those things. I actually got some real cool topics
to talk about tomorrow too on theX's nose. But it's the weirdest thing.
Like you get sick. You don'twant to be sick. Ever,
(04:15):
obviously you don't want to be sickunless you're a fucking lunatic. You never
want to be sick. And you'relike, God, damn it, why
am I sick of my off days? Then you realize like, well,
the alternative is I'm sick during mywork day, and that's even worse.
But it's like, ah, man, I wanted this day to do nothing
and be healthy, but now Ihave to do nothing and be sick.
(04:36):
Cool. Yeah, I didn't getnothing out of my off days at all.
Yeah, just pain and rest andyeah ass whooping the boot by a
dude that oh hey, real quick, So people know because no one really
(04:58):
messaged me. I think the onlyperson that really would have messaged me would
have been Bob, but he wasin his own little tilt fest, so
I get it, probably not reallywant to talk to me at that moment.
I completely get that we didn't recordon Saturday, so all disclosure.
I could have sat here and madeup of some kind of crazy excuse,
but I'm not going to that.So Jermane's brother came in. They wanted
(05:20):
to go be old guys at theclub. That's fine. I looked at
the matchups and I'm like, Idon't want to talk about these Like there's
nothing here, Like there's like seventeenbackup quarterbacks playing. There's only two real
good games on the actual agenda.I I don't starting to be the same
conversations though, because we're trying outwith the same teams, it's the same
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usual suspects. I mean, everyonce in a while a team have an
emergence of a player that you're thinkingabout starting. But you know what,
the Eagles like, did anybody changeon the Eagles. No, You're you're
starting the same usual cast of suspects. So it's like, I don't know,
we could have still did it.I mean, we've just been real
fast, but like I said,he was rushing let the cub I'm like,
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oh my god. Yeah, andand you know what I mean,
it's one of those things where you'reexcited, you're trying to go, then
you're also like, I gotta recordto get this some I I if it
was a better matchup week, Iwould have been like, all right,
look, let's carve out some timereal quick. We'll we'll not we're not
going to run through it, runthrough it, but we'll be a lot
quicker than we usually are. Butthe matchups were god god awful, and
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I'm just like, you know what, I and Bob actually mentioned something about
it, because it wasn't no no, no, no, no, no,
no, he didn't. No.The only person that that would have
maybe mentioned something would would have beenBob asking, hey, where's the where's
the episode? But that's why wedidn't do it on Saturday. So hey,
sorry, things happened, but uh, don't don't get used to that.
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That's not going to be them O. We're not going to pick and
choose or anything. It was justone of those extenuating circumstances. It just
worked out perfect. I'm not sayingthat we don't have vital input, but
like I said, you said thematchups and what we would have said was
probably a little bit obvious, soto speak. Who you were starting.
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I mean, there's no like realdecision making you're making there. It's like
if you have a backup quarterback,probably don't want to play it. Yeah,
all right, so Andrew Jones isis actually not fuck and nobody even
really cares about Daniel Jones. Let'sbe honest. I don't know what cam
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Akers did people in his life,but this poor fucking guy too. Was
it two years in a row?He he tore each one of the Achilles?
Like what did you do? Imean, I'm telling you, I
put him in that same category withI think J. K. Dobbins or
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It's like at some point you're justgonna write them off completely because there's no
chance you tore each one of yourAchilles sent It's not like you just tore
the one that you already tore.It's like, nope, it's like that
would do the same thing today also, and it's like you say, hey,
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it's over, then they do hisa CL two. I think so
like you you're losing, You're runningout of things to tear. I mean
at this point, for just likea humanity sake, dude, just stop
so you can be a person whenyou're thirty. Like my thing is in
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a lot of those a cl tears, it's just it don't look. A
lot of them are non contact.They don't even get touched. They just
like today Joe, he just backedup and just buckle like damn no cool.
All right, Well, I guessthey're saying like something like he actually
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tore up the play before and thenwhen he backed up, it was like
oh no, oh no, oh, mistakes we made. And you get
people to you know, the turfversus grass. People that say, oh,
it doesn't happen on grad now,Daniel Jones, that was on grass.
Everyone will pick up like some kindof weird narrative and like point out
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something, Oh well, if ifthis wasn't on a Monday night game and
dull, they didn't have to travelfour hundred miles and shut the fuck up.
That's that's exactly you know why ithappens, because your body is not
meant to take giant, three hundredpound man hits to your body. Like
(09:50):
any game that's in those international inLondon or Germany or if somebody, if
a major injury happens over there,guess what they're going to point. Oh
yeah, well they didn't get enough. And I'm just waiting for like some
kind of scientists to come out andsay, yeah, well because in Malhai
Stadium there's more injuries, because yeah, it's exactly why it is. It
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has nothing to do with the threehundred and fifty pounds linemen that backed up
on you and made your knee goinside out right, No, nothing like
that, gotcha. Okay, yeah, it's silly. I don't get it.
So poor cam Akers, his careeris done. At least it should
be. Jesus Christ, please letit be done, because you're not that
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good anyway. He took flashes withthe rams and that's about it, right,
Yeah, that's about it. Amonster like Clamor and the have them
maybe up towards the back end ofone of those seasons with victim of circumstance.
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I mean, sometimes you get themomentum. Sometimes you're in that and
it's like cool, okay, uhspeaking of the Rams, Uh hello Carson
Wentz because what yes, why notto sign this man on the couch?
(11:16):
Hey who signed off the couch?And they was playing well uh, somebody
was like it was some type ofoffensive lineman. He was like, oh,
oh yeah the dude from the Giants. Yeah, his name. But
then right back to the practice.Yeah, when they did their names and
announcing you, I know, whenthey say they where college they from,
(11:39):
he was like such and such offthe couch like that was his college he
came from or something like yeah,good for him, because usually offensive line
like my name is more. It'slike okay, and this guy's like I
was actually at a burger, cameand you fucking text me. So I
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was like, all right, well, I mean I guess I got my
Sundays are free. I'm not doingship. Let's see marteve is Bryant to
the Cowboys because okay, no Cowboysreceivers got hurt, So what why did
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they decide to pull that trigger?Now I don't understand that. One.
They have a they have a Bryantquota. They have to they have to
fill they have. They have aBryant quota. I'm like, why now,
Like yeah, maybe after they lostthe Philly they just was like,
hey, we need another weapon somehow, right because now we're gonna run what
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six receiver sets? Yeah, Idon't know. It's fucking stupid. It
makes no sense. He will bepractice squad, hero have fun. They
can't win win big game. Imean, if you looked Dak Bryant,
I mean I said, Dak Bryant, Dak Bryant, there's another one we
gotta fill, right, Dak Prescott'sface he was he seemed pretty serious,
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like they really wanted to beat theEagles, and they still he got flipped
over and everything nice, Oh mygoodness, and he still couldn't beat them.
So them and the Dolphins, tome, they're the same team.
They cannot beat the big teams onthe big stage. They cannot. Miami
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fell hell off like they were smokingmirrors, fully smoking mirrors. Now they're
playing teams. I mean, Ifeel like I deserve to lose because when
when my two big quarterbacks don't hitand woones had like thirty and two had
like twenty. When they don't hitand I don't score, if I put
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it this way. In our league, if you don't score two hundred points,
you don't deserve to win. Sothat's how I feel like. I
didn't hundred points, but I didn'tfeel like I should get beat by a
person that ain't even starting a quarterbackin two other slots. But god,
it's disgusting and like I been,and it sucks. It's so it's so
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far in the lead, it's sofar in the year that I can't do
anything about it. Like, ifit was up to me and I wouldn't
hear any backlash, I would justcompletely I would put all his players on
the bench. Yeah, I thoughtabout that too. I thought about that.
I was like, when you lockedthis team, I wish you would
have just locked and like just putZeros out there and gave everybody a bye.
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But it's too late. Yeah,it's too late because him we're in
sixty fucking six, Like goddamn right, Because the people that lost to him
or whatever, it's like they're gonnabe like, well, what about mine?
And then that becomes a whole thing, and it's just like you just
had to lock his team. Ifyou didn't make that moved in. Yeah,
(15:00):
you definitely can't do it. Yeah, different parts of the season.
It's my it's my job to puta fucking decent set out there that can
at least score two hundred, andthey didn't. I mean, what are
you gonna do? I mean,it was a pretty decently sized by week.
This week it's four teams. Nextweek is gonna suck. Next week,
(15:24):
it's like every good team is onbuys. So congratulations on not watching
football. Next week, it's gonnabe great, Grilly. And you know
this is this is looking like athree game skid to me because I was
supposed to win that game because Iknew I didn't have a quarterback to play
a sudden and I gotta play you. I was like, hey, at
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least I'll be on a two gameskid. Now I'm gonna be on a
three game skid, and I haveto win those last games. If he
can even go back door in theplayoffs. I made my bed. It
ain't like I said certain things,just injuries and stuff. Certain years you
just don't it just don't play out. I mean. And the luck and
the thing that cracks me up ishe had Bryce Hall and Brice Wall didn't
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have a monster game, he barelybeat me by two points, so just
the fantasy god said, just thefuck you, Horri, We're gonna barely
beat you with this. And thenthat trot out didn't even get not even
a point. So that's just someyears you just don't have it. And
like I said, with your situation, you were on your way to losing,
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but right there at the two yardline a gift from the heavens.
Some years you are the luck allfalls your way. And you didn't build
your empire through the wires, soto speak. It was through trades,
and you know, so good foryou, good for you win that shit.
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I mean, I look, Iwould be lying I fight if I
didn't sit it around and look atthis, and I really feel like you
one, you're putting yourself in verygood situations, but you're definitely getting a
lot of luck along with it,and anyone And that's like the funniest thing
too. When you watch ESPN orNFI Network, they're like, oh,
(17:15):
we're fantasy gurus. I'm like,fuck off, you don't know that,
like you, it's all speculator.In the first couple of episodes that we
had when we did this, weoutlined before we even drafted and all that.
We outlined. Your fantasy success isdetermined by some of the draft,
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some of your waiver picks, oryour trade moves and pure luck. We
outlined that and we said it,and it holds true. I mean,
you can have the greatest draft,you could have the you know, the
greatest uh trades or wires, youstill at some point gotta get lucky because
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that player that is determined or that'sprojected to score forty could sit there and
tromp you a two pointer that week. I mean, it just happens.
Well, this is the week inthis league where the schedule rolls over,
so you go back to how youbegin. What I think is actually pretty
lucky is I got to I getto dodge Kelsey twice this year. The
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first week he was hurt and thisweek he's on by M And I'm like,
well, god, damn, thatmust be an omen how you played
it first week, Taylor, Ohyou played in Oh yeah, oh no,
Jalen hurts and no damn right yeahright. It's like cool, all
(18:45):
right, but it's also like fuckingknows. Who knows? Because I sat
here and I trotted out four tightends and actually I pivoted because I was
going to have Royce Freeman and Ipivoted to musk Grave and played him.
He got a cuddy, he gotKate Awton got two tuddies. I can't
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believe you had you somehow played thatsick. I know you had Kate on.
Yeah, I picked him up thisweek. And I don't know if
Logan Tom. I think Logan Thomasgot a tuddy. I'm not sure I
had him. He didn't. Hedidn't have a tuddy, but he had
like eight points, eight or ninepoints somewhere. And then Mark Andrews does
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Mark Andrews things. So I literallytried it out for tight ends. Yeah,
it fun game. Do you believein CJ? C J? Stroud?
Do you do you think he's anactual Do you do you think like
he can actually be a trustworthy startgoing forward? I mean, as far
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as hands down, he's the bestout of the rookie quarterback in the class.
Hands down. He looks better thansome of the two year quarterbacks,
way better than the shitty one wegot here in Busins like who Yeah,
way better than some of the othertwo year quarterback. I can't I don't
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know if you want a name.But and honestly, this five touchdown game,
I hate the stamp on the man'ssuccess, but I don't think he's
sustainable. I mean it's like he'snot gonna have five touchdowns. I mean,
is he getting lucky. Yeah,he's getting lucky. He's choosing the
right you know. But he's choosingthe right people to throw it too.
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But you get more film, defensivecoordinators start looking and learning your tendencies and
they'll start disguising people and make youthink it look open and then boom,
there's a d bat right there topick you off. So for right now,
I mean he's phenomenal, don't getme wrong. I mean the greatest
I've seen I ain't gonna say everas a rookie, but way more advanced
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than a lot I've seen in thepast fifteen twenty years. I mean,
he is awesome, excellent, Butis it sustainable? I don't. A
few more weeks of film and he'sgonna come back to the pack. But
for right now, enjoy the ride, enjoy the right Okay, I know
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you didn't really get to watch aton a game, so it's not really
like a ton you can pull from. There is there one game you got
in particular mind or I mean Ithink I think the Houston Tampa Bay game
is probably game of the year sofar that that was just a bonkers and
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a wharf and then on or whateverhe kicked. Yeah, Yeah, that
was crazy hell because I first,they kept going for they kept going forward
on four down and ford for twobecause they didn't have a kicker. And
then one point, I guess theyreally wanted to go up three points,
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and they was like, we're gonnagive this shot. I mean, we're
close enough, let's give it ashot. Worst case scenario, they gotta
go ninety eight yards, which seeminglyis like, oh my god, But
in that game, it's like,hold my fucking beer, Yeah, let's
go. And you know the bestpart about that game for me is because
I had Kate Aughten, then Ihad tanked l and Noel Brown, and
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I'm like, oh, this isfantastic. Just keep doing the thing there,
that's great for me. Please keepgoing. You would you get like
almost one hundred points out of himthree players? Oh more than that?
Hold on forty something from Brown andYeah, so I got thirty five out
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of tank, forty six out ofNoah, So that puts me at what
eighty one, and then Kawton putup twenty five, So I had about
damn near a buck ten. Yeah, I those three players alone. Yeah.
Now that being said, I'm probablynot going to start three tight or
(23:29):
four tight ends again. But necessitydictated as such, so you gotta do
some things. I think Miami mightbe like we said, smoking mirrors.
No, they just they just Imean, they ain't there. They're a
beat up one lesser teams type ofopponent. I mean, you give them
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any type of tough defense in frontof them, they're gonna fold. I
mean, they're all It's like aI don't know, an abusive partner in
a relationship where he could beat upon women, but you put a man
or a stout man in front ofhim, it's not that same tough tony
he is. He can only beatup on weak opponents. Yeah, and
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you would think now that they gotsome defensive help back, you would think
like, okay, and maybe it'lltake a little bit. I mean maybe
it might be one of those thingsthat they heat back up where you know
it kind of matters. But youkind of also can't this whole escapade is
Remember I said, why didn't theygo out and trade for a tight end.
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They need another title, They needanother pass catcher besides Wattle. Because
not to take away anything from Watle, but I am taking something from Wattle.
Wattle is riddle. He is notthat good to me. Like it's
like he's okay, he's a nicecompliment, but I mean as a is
he a dog or or a superimpactful reseasonal receiver. And like you said,
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he's brilliant. So not only doeshe get hurt a lot, he
is he's just not all over theplace. I mean, nobody's Tyreek Hill,
you know what I mean. Butnobody's a j Brown either. But
I just think that Wada should betaking off a little bit more of that
pressure off of just Tyreek Hill.In two. I mean, he has
to make himself even more available orthey got to come up with another pass.
(25:30):
They're using the hell out of Barrioswhen they were winning then they stopped.
Yeah where has Barrios been? Likehe's doing kick returns now it's like,
oh, back to your back toyour Jets days. That's cool.
They don't have a tight end atall, and it's like what, Yeah,
they need another They need somebody totake off because teams are learning to
(25:51):
just triple double Tyreek Hill. Yeah, but honestly, don't matter, like
he is just like what, itdon't matter against those teams that that aren't
that competitive, you know, thoseteams with good, good defenses that could
either pressure the quarterback and he gotto make a quick decision or they got
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you know, two potentially locked downcorners. Yeah, he needs somebody else.
I mean, it does matter.I mean, like I'm not saying
that Tyreek Hill can be covered byany you know, corner in the league,
but if you put two solid cornerson them, it's gonna be hard
to get it to him, nomatter how much speed you got. No,
(26:38):
I get it. I mean,he one of those and no one's
uncoverable, obviously, but you know, he is about as close as you
can get, right Like, heis in that tier of like if you
put one person on him, you'rea goddamn idiot. Yeah, no,
(26:59):
or you even you even tried outanother corner that just stands about twenty yards
off. You put your one cornerabout ten yards off of you so you
don't get by him, and yougot a second layer corner to bracket him,
so to speak, like him andaj and and players like that.
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Literally, your goal is let's justtry to keep them below one hundred.
Like it just feels like that's yourgoal at that point. Just don't And
then you're you're you're sending a messageto the quarterback. If you are gonna
beat us, you're gonna beat uswith somebody besides him. You're gonna you're
(27:41):
going to use your other receivers andif you don't have the other receivers to
step up and take the pressure offof him so he can slowly get back
open, and you got a problem. Yeah, and they are definitely problems.
Had another another UH German game thisweek and it looks terrible. We
(28:06):
have a Thursday night game. Itlooks terrible. It's Sunday night game.
It looks terrible. Oh god,Yeah, how did the Giants get to
me? Because fucking Rogers and theyfucked up when they were trying when they
were supposed to flex it out andthey like took too much time. It's
like, what are you doing?Yeah, the Jets and the Giants have
been on prime time like crazy rightearlier, Like why are they so like
(28:30):
these are not the Yankees and Mets, motherfucker, Like you have the wrong
sport in your head, Like whatare you guys doing? Like even if
Rogers was there, it's still likeyou're playing the fucking Giants wolf And this
is forty year old Rogers. Isaw him on the on the on the
sideline. Motherfucker already looks like acoach, like like you look too old.
(28:53):
Like you in the face, youjust look too old to play,
like you don't look like just takeyour money, just go, I don't
know, go do your yoga,whatever the fuck you do? You weirdo,
like do all that. I don'tknow. It just the NFL is
is super weird. They're like theyget on these narratives there, like we're
(29:15):
gonna build the schedule like this becauseeveryone's gonna want to watch Rogers with the
new team. It's like, no, they're not every year to keep building
in rules to be able to flexthe games to something different. But apparently
they fucking they they got for somereason. They're not. The NFL literally
got a delay a game, likethat's what happened. Like I have no
(29:41):
idea why they you know, andthey should still be able to be like,
listen from a ratings because they're allabout their money. They should be
like rules, be goddamn, thisis our fucking league. If you don't
like it, I don't know,but we're not gonna put this weekend alone.
There were four supposedly heavyweight matchups,now the Dolphins and the Chiefs,
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supposed to be the Ravens and theSeahawks which turned to choke, but that
was a heavyweight matchup. The Cowboysand the Eles Eagles, and then Cincinnati
and Buffalo. Only one of thosewas in Prowntown. Yeah, yeah,
they they gotta somehow find a way. I get it. You can't take
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all your good games from the daytime. I get that, but Jesus tap
dancing, Like all right, justjust so we can put this in perspective
here, so folks know what we'reactually talking about. A flex that Baltimore
Seattle game into one talk about thisweek. So this week literally we're dealing
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with this. So the the Thursdaygame is Panthers and Bears wolff, and
then the Sunday German game is Patriotsand Colts cool, and then we get
the prime time of Jets and Raidersfor Sunday Night Football, and then Monday
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Night is Bills and Broncos. Imean, out of all four, Bills
and Broncos is probably the most interesting. And that's not that's not saying much
like the You got the Niners goingagainst the Jags, Viking, Saints,
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Gross, Bengals, Texans, andthat's a good one to me. H
records or Niners is coming up athree game losing streak. That's the prime
time TV. I think the goodgame. I think the only game that's
really worth watching is gonna be Lionsand Charges. That's gonna be fun.
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It should be fun. I don'tthink so. You don't think so.
No, the Chargers are frauds.They always been, always will be.
They are another team that that sometimesthey can't even beat up on the teams
they supposed to be. Chargers finda way to are frauds. One thing
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I've noticed this year is there's notlike a lot of like middle of the
ground teams. It's either like,oh, this is great or like I'm
gonna kill myself. I have towatch this. I don't want to do
this. Yeah, it's either reallygood or you're I ain't gonna say really
bad. But like it's like you'rereally good, and then there's a bunch
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of I don't want to watch you, and then there's just pathetic like the
Jets, the stealers, like offenseswhere all the like when you see sit
there and see the quarterback drop backand take two three sacks in a row,
that's football where you mean a quarterback? Okay, he drop back in
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the pocket. He didn't know whereto go. Okay, let's get him.
Let's get him next down. Andhe dropped back and then he don't
know where to go again. That'spathetic to me. Like what that it?
It's like if I stand to theleft this time, they won't see
me. Got it all right?Like okay, like this is not Jurassic
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Park. If you stand still,they can still see you. Yeah,
but let's let's got to talk aboutbecause I mean, we're not going to
get into the game still Saturday.I mean the Thursday night game is is
is Carolina and the Bears. SoI I guess eight one in eight versus
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two and seven or mm hmm,god, so much fun. I guess
just and Fields might be coming back. We'll see. They just activated Herbert
off the not Herbert whatever the nameis off. I r it is Okay,
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I think I got I think Igot confused because like Chargers Hoose are
two Herberts in the league. Jesusanyway, whatever, dude, fucking hey,
and once again another game that shouldnot be in primetime. This should
be that, this should be theone o'clock game on who the fuck cares
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the network? Yeah, this shouldbe a game. And they try to
hide right like, like I don'teven know what to talk. There's nothing
even to really talk about. Heror Fields might play. Mooney seems to
have a bit of a he hada game. Okay, chase points if
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you want to. I actually mayhave to buy a situation. But I
mean, any player that's off myteam, they're gonna produce once they leave,
come up on my team. Okay, same thing with Joan new Smith
just when he was on my team. Five points, six points, seven
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points, thirty eight points. Hecan, he can, he can fall
back this week I'm playing them,so he can, you can, like
rent, as long as they getoff my team, they'll produce. Like,
maybe can tell them, maybe wecan tell him that's the weekend with
dad this week. Maybe Yeah,we're dead, you know, they're good.
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Yeah, I I mean, doyou have anything to say about this
game other than just gross? Imean eligibles as you said, it could
be fields, could be the badgedude, I don't know if they're which
one is gonna play receivers more.He had the one good game and I
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haven't really seen him and he's beenmilk Carton material. But revenge game though,
So we'll fucking see how that goes. Just keep that in mind,
Mooney, Like you said, Comethas been producing that dude's been dropping three
touchdowns a week. I don't know, you know, is he is his
luck running out or what? Orbut then he's does he's he's such a
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frustrating player. Oh yeah, he'svery vulnerable. Like the next week he
can drop you three points, youknow, but after dropping you for best
right exactly. It's super frustrating.And then the running back. Like you
said, Herbert, I don't knowif he's coming up. I R but
I got to do Foreman. That'sa revenge game for him because he played
for Carolina last year. I don'tknow, I'm kind of forced to start
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them about it. That's the Bears, Carolina, Bryce Young, you know,
no disparaging, the disparagency between himand Stroud ridiculous, and he got
before him. I know, Carolinafans is like, why we picked that
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dude, right because they had youhad to know him on pick You could
have picked anybody you wanted to.You didn't. You didn't. It didn't
have to fall you know what,though, It's just like it's it's like
we said one of the first episodes, it's like, you don't fucking know,
you don't like it sounds good intheory, it's a whole different game
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in college. Yeah, you're playingthe same general game. But no,
man, this is like going,well, you're going to the majors,
like that's how that shit goes,and saying certain quarterbacks, I guess,
can you know, drop back,read where they're going to go with it
and try to get it there.I mean, regardless of you know,
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some quarterbacks that throw to a spotlike they're not they don't care if the
receivers there or not. Like beforethe receiver even break out of their break,
Paul is already headed there. Soto is one of them where he
doesn't necessarily see his target hit.The play is called that, Hey,
it's supposed to land in this spotand to them, and most of the
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time the receivers are there to catchit. Then some quarterbacks that they need
to fully see it, so theysit there and back in that pocket and
they looks fucking stupid and they eithertake a sack or they hop out of
it like Kenny Pickett because they don'tsee it and try to throw on the
run, and you can't throw onthe run, you're shitting it on the
run. So, I mean,same thing with Bryce Young. I mean
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I was watching some of that Carolinagate where he was just like he was
backing up and he just didn't seewhatever. He wasn't seeing what Stroud was
seeing, and he was constantly takingsacks looking stupid. I don't know.
And same thing with Zach Wilson lastnight. He kept backing, you know,
hold on, you know what.So what's interesting because I watched that
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game obviously for a multitude reasons,but we had some plays where I'm like,
dude, you look you actually looktalented. Yeah, like some of
those when he had a few secondslike he was able to step up and
zip zipping in there, and it'slike, good fucking play. But then
literally right after that I'm gonna getsacked because I don't like to have expectations.
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So it's obviously something he's seeing onthose good plays that he be on
those bad plays. It's like,and he can't always blame it on the
line, like sorry, no,oh no. I mean like sometimes with
the stillers, you can't blame itonline because there ain't no before he even
moved, you know, But thatjets came yesterday. He was standing back
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there and you're like, okay,let it go, let it go.
Right, He's shacked again, andI'm like, damn, okay, he
just don't see it. And Idon't think every throw that CJ. Throut
was throwing he saw it. Hejust take a chance, right, and
I'm gonna throw it to where it'ssupposed to be and hopefully my receiver come
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down with it. And he gotlucky five times. And that's how you
build confidence with your receivers that youget that. I mean, you can
watch, you can watch, youknow, tape to your blue in the
face, you start actually doing it, and then your receiver sees what you're
doing, what he sees what you'reseeing. Like that's kind of the that's
that's kind of the whole point,Like if you if you're listening from college
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football to NFL football is college football. You could look down the field,
the man is wide open. Thereain't a d back within twenty yards of
them, so you right, no, there might be a five yard window
if either right and or your receivercould be covered. You gotta throw it
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to him even though he's covered andone your receiver has the ability to come
down with the football, like youcan have the con you gonna have the
confidence that that's gonna happen, becausethat's that's a scary thing you think about
it. I'm gonna throw this intocoverage. The chances that's going well isn't
great. But to have the ballsto do that, I think that's something
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a lot of quarterbacks don't have either. Yeah, because I've seen plenty of
NFL receivers come down with balls whereyou say to yourself, like, damn,
he was completely covered the deep end. There was not even a margin
of that much amongst each other.But he threw it and said, my
receiver is better at you, betteras edging the ball and coming down with
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it than you. So I'm gonnathrow it to him even though he is
covered as long as he ain't doublecovered. Now we ain't double cover.
That's kind of that's some mold mixedwhiskey shit where you throw it in the
double covered the receiver most of thetime ain't gonna come down with that.
But if he's by hisself, IfI'm looking up the sideline and I call
what and I see George Pickens runninga fucking go route and he's covered and
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it's only one man, I'm stillthrowing it because I have confidence that George
is gonna come down with the ball, right, because he knows the ball's
coming to him. That was thewhole point of the play. The D
back isn't necessarily sure the d bak. Yeah, that's the that's the advantage
that the receiver has on the Dback. That's why it's way harder to
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play. To me, D backis one of the hardest positions to play
on the fit, especially in defense. You're out there on the island and
you don't know where the receiver's runat. The receiver knows his route,
he knows exactly where he's going.You have to guess and react to where
he's going and somehow be there.Okay, real quick. Did you see
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balloons come up on the screen?Balloons? Listen. I just saw fucking
balloons come on the screen, andI was pretty goddamn happy about it.
But you got a balloon celebration order. I didn't press ship. I didn't
do that. I didn't I didn'tsee it. All that's fun. What
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did I do? I press abutton? Is there a button on this
thing? If there's if there's beenbuttons on this motherfucker, and I have
not known. I'm gonna be realupset you guys. You know what?
Yeah, so you know whatever,someone sends you something from an iPhone,
they have the little balloon celebration.Yeah, exactly what happened, right,
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and the balloon the confetti come upand ship. Yeah, listen. If
you're bored, look up like theforty one minute mark of this recording on
YouTube, and you'll see that shithappened. It was wild. I'm pretty
happy about it. Either that orI got a text. No, I
didn't get a text when the bloodyhell happened. And also comments canceled settings,
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okay, chat Mike Camy. Idon't see anything, man, You've
really seen some balloons. I swearto Christ that either that or I'm having
a stroke. I am very intriguedand excited and scared. I don't know
(44:29):
what happened. I wish you could. Yeah, you're gonna have to check
it out, just to make sureI'm not I'm not losing my mind.
Well you would have to go backinto recording and no, not even happened.
But yeah, I mean it's goingback to the whole uh Thursday thing
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though. Yeah, let me letme, let me go to the Carolina
Yes, right, Yo, youcan go with Adam Thieler cooled off a
little bit. Yeah, they keeptalking about some mingo dude, but I
don't really know John Johnny Ing soundslike a porn star. Uh, running
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Backs is Cuba or mouth Fanily yougot juice. I think you will love.
I think we fell in love withthe name because we so. I
mean, look, there's like absolutelyabsolutely you're in love with the name like
(45:57):
Cuba we had. I would say, by comparison to Miles, it's better
hold on all right. I didmy best to try to try to die
(46:19):
their own camera. I'm back,Uh, I had to kind of after
talking about that Thursday game, Igot a little nauseous, so there's no
now back to the tube thing.Yeah, it's like eighty percent his name.
I like saying his name. It'sfun. Yeah, it ain't got
nothing to do with the production.I think people were way more productive last
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year when he would like that unheardof that that was you know, getting
carries well. I mean, Ithink it's easy to say he looks good
by comparison to Miles Sanders. Thatdude has never been good. He never
will be good. And congratulations oncashing in on a mediocre at best career
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and get in the bag. SoI don't know what Carolina saw, but
whoops the doodles, Yeah, tobe hurt. Yeah, I can't even
remember. Look of that when theEagles drassed He just never was he was
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always a scatback to me, likehe was never he's a change. I
mean and and and look here's thething, same thing as with Baltimore.
None of your backs are that good, so you need to keep having four
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backs. So when you were inPhilly, you were never like head of
the table. You're always getting spelledand doing this. And it's like,
okay, well, speaking of that, when you see this move that Mitchell
dude just pop up it's like justwhen you start that, that's at Worth
is finally getting a stranglehold of that. They introduced another another clown for the
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mix. I'm like, damn,I mean, let's all boo hoo for
Baltimore. Oh okay, I'm good. No, I'm booing for any fantasy
managers playing to start a Bible backin. They haunting, Well, that's
your fault for fucking thinking that's agood idea. You deserve your fate.
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You know what you're getting into.It's like it's like taking home a big
check from the bar. You knowwhat you're about to get into. Like,
don't be surprised. Scored two threetouchdowns a game, and it was
it was like starting to become hisbackfield and then all of the time,
you know, I mean, you'reyou're eye right though it is it is
(49:00):
a situation where they have actually shown, hey, here's here's somebody and I
just got walked outside the house here, hold on. Okay, so it's
me, Poppy, it's not Mama. I'm sorry. Mama was in Chicago
(49:22):
bang and her boyfriend. If youdon't understand that reference listening to the last
x's and those of life. Yeah, but the last was it the last
one? I thought it was onthe one before that might have been,
yeah, because the one last onewas mainly about oh yeah, you're right.
(49:46):
No, wait, we talked aboutmovies monster movies. No, we
talked about movies that like mind fuckedmovies. Yeah, it's supposed to be
monster movies but turned into a wholedifferent and things. Yeah, and then
we we preferenced this before that,we was talking about the senses we did
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the yeah, okay, yeah,you're right. It was one before that,
yep, CA all right, yeah, look, I it's an interesting
backfield too, because not it's notGus Miller. Who's the other guy?
Guys? Uh what yeah, who'sthe is Gus Miller? I have no
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idea that sounded like somebody else.Who's the other back it's Justice Hill?
Oh Justice Hill was actually getting more. He's getting more, uh snaps,
which is makes no sense, smallerback it's like guts and then Justice Hill.
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And then you got always always accountfor lamars, scrambling and just taking
your arts, and then now youadd this, can we this Keaton Mitchell?
Dude? So it's it's it's it'sliterally another situation of why don't don't
be fire. Don't complain that yougot burned at work. You said,
(51:17):
it's like taking a fat bitch tothe grib and you're like, man,
she was stinky, she wasn't reallyclean. You like, what did you
think it's gonna happen? You youpicked when when you when you saw the
taker door, she was sweaty,like its gonna happen. You know you're
gonna pull them down, and theship was gonna be fresh over the top
(51:44):
of the pussy you had about it. You had about a seven minute,
seven minute window after she got outof the shower where it was gonna be
the You have to pack it withinthe seven minutes of walking as the leg
the back of the heel leaves thetub. There's a timer seven minutes.
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Your signal is your signal is degrading. You got you got fucking ingram.
You gonna hurt it hurts? Ohman, your signal is degrading. You
have you have a guy inside.You've taken the car off the parking lot
(52:30):
and it's depreciating as soon as youdrive it off. Listen, you went
from de Shaun Watson to Zach Wilson. All right, So now now you
got uh, fucking Brett Rippon,which he had a very long lasting career.
(52:55):
Hats off to Brett Rippon being releasedagain. Uh, I don't know
if it was again, but uh, you had a real gate, real
great career of doing not much anything, but you know, you weren't really
expected to do anything. I've heardpeople say that if Riffin was starting again,
they were gonna sit Cup, andI don't think I can necessarily go
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against that. Like, and he'sone of the other guys that feels very
like the only person that was stilleating was the Puka dude. It's like,
how does Cup take a back seatto that dude? I don't understand
Pooka got dick picked of somebody absolutelysomething because he still continues to eat no
(53:44):
matter who's the quarterback. It's weird. It's so weird. It's like a
fucking Samoan Wes Welker. Yeah,well he's way bigger than him, but
you know what I mean, justlike, yeah, he's just he had
one dude that like he I don'teven think they even tell him to run
(54:07):
routes. They just say, man, hey, go behind whoever and stand
there, like they don't even he'sbackyard football. Yeah, like they probably
like when when they try to explainthe play to him, he probably give
that me speaking no English, andman, just run and then he just
(54:30):
go and he runs the route.See every option, every every route is
an option route, don't matter whatit is. Running option routes and running
plays, It's like, what areyou doing? I run fun? He
probably if he was running his optionsright or his routes right, maybe Cooper
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Cup would be way more wide open. But because he's probably he's like a
parasitic receiver where he's paying attention towhat the the receivers do, he'd be
like, oh, well he wentup there, he's covered. Let me
go stand right behind him. Andthen he's he's right there to eat up
the dangle over and he's under cuttingCooper Cup. It's like like he's a
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fucking corner. He's a parasitic widereceiver. Because I don't know how the
hell you just now come on tothe scene and you more productive than you
know pretty much the m v Pof the Super Bowl that year today what
Rams wanted? Yeah, well let'slet's start to wrap this up here.
(55:37):
So will you you know, notkicking you while you're down. But the
week's over, so get over thetilt. You know, how how are
you feeling now? I mean areyou I mean you're you're what five and
three or no, five and four, five and four? Okay, by
(56:00):
no stretch of the imagination, imaginationout of it. But I also understand
you don't want to like limp intothe playoffs here. So for for people
that are kind of in your circumstancehere that are you know, a tick
over five hundred and maybe they're maybethey're their league is different from the you
know, you know what the standingsare. I mean, we look at
(56:21):
this one, you know, becauseI have to go through this, you
know, every few weeks. Butsince it is so tight, you know,
we got the first place at sevenand two. I'm at six and
three and second, then we gotthree people at five and four, two
more at four and five, andthe rest is three and six. So
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you know, you're currently in thefifth position. You're so you're your fifth
fifth slash fourth because you're behind bylike seventy points, which is you know,
not a massive amount, definitely away behind Bob, about three three
(57:07):
grand behind Bob, so that that'sdefinitely you know that's gonna have to be
a record type of deal. Youmean three hundred, yeah, whatever,
it's extra zero. Fine, Soyou know, by by no stretch do
(57:30):
I think that you're out of itor really even in a place to really
be concerned. Now, obviously youhave a real tough situation this week.
You know, we look at whatyou've got to deal with here. I
mean you're, yeah, you're you'reliterally having to go uh well, a
few people this week actually had theirlast week had to do a one quarterback
(57:52):
deal. So I mean you're you'reyou're not in a great place. I
mean, you're gonna have to puta You're gonna have to play somebody,
uh in the quarterback position, Soyou're gonna have to get rid of somebody
and do something there. But youknow, you are facing the kiddo and
(58:15):
his team is it's not actually terrible. It really it really isn't like now
that he has his players back,he actually has things he can do.
Mm hmmm. It ain't nowhere nearthe first time I played him, so
right, yeah, yeah, heactually has some talent out there, and
(58:39):
funny enough, he actually has agus bust. So there's that. But
Uh, you know what what areyou? What are your feelings? Man?
Like you know, real real dealholy Field? What do you?
What do you think? And nowthat you can like disconnect the emotional part
of it? Oh, like Isaid, I'm like, I'm I'm I've
already come pleaded the first leg ofa three game losing streak, and then
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I'm going to try to win thoselast two or three that is left and
see if I can get in theback door. That's it. When do
we play again? Right after that? That's why I say a three game
losing do you? Oh, well, that's enjoyable for me. Uh?
One second, I really drive youWeek eleven? No, I don't know
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you're you're week twelve? Oh yeah, your week twelve? And no I
thought I played. I thought Iplayed the Sun and then played you right
after that this year. Nope,nope, nope, no. Yeah,
(59:52):
and there's seemingly no bye weeks there, so could I played? I think
I played camp next week, sowell I can I can check that here.
That must mean that I'm going ona I just do one leg of
a two game I'm gonna lose toyou, probably gonna beat Kemp and lose
(01:00:14):
to you and then try to finishstrong with whoever else I gotta play.
And see now that your bitch saidthat out in the eather, Now exactly
what's gonna happen is you're gonna beatme by a hondo, because that's what
happens with the trades you made.No unless my quarterbacks come to the party
(01:00:35):
guns blazing and yours don't come atall, I don't see it because I
don't have the supporting cast. Idon't I don't have enough actors for a
movie. I have enough actors fora fucking thirty minute, fucking sitcom on
PBS. My quarterback's always come yeah, and jam ain't gonna be on the
(01:00:59):
by the only time I could havegot you is if Jalen was on the
buy like he is this week.Yeah, that's actually, uh, you
know what this is actually what wedidn't get to discuss, and we'll wrap
it up because we were going totouch on it. That didn't happen.
So I didn't make a trade lastweek. I traded and it did hurt
(01:01:19):
me. I got burnt from it. So knowing that I felt that I
had an easier matchup the last week, which seemingly I didn't. But Bob
is the only one. I mean, since you made Jo Trades, Bob
is the one that put the yousince then, right, uh yeah?
Everybody else well, like by thetime Monday hit the Monday Night game,
(01:01:42):
you was feed up fu fed grapesand ship feed off, right, But
Bob made you sweat it a littlebit. That was fun, which was
like strangely fun and exciting and fresh. It wouldn't have been fun at a
fun not at all, but Ican it was fun when I fucking won.
(01:02:02):
It would have been a different conversationon here, absolut goddamn lutely.
But show what was I saying?Oh no, you're saying that uh you
made Oh yeah, yeah yeah.So first of all, I I like
that I had this for a while. Then I started thinking, it's like,
(01:02:22):
okay, I'm kind of eating eatingmyself out of house and home here
because I have Jalen Hurts. Ihad Deandrey the Andre mm hmm, yeah
him too. I keep wanting tocall him Davante for some stupid reason.
(01:02:44):
Exactly, I mean, it's closeenough ship you have me, have a
good enough list, it will soundthe same swift a j and and Hurts
having a trio of the offensive kindof you know triangle that its just it
feels good, but it doesn't.It feels good to me because anytime this
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team is scoring, I have achance at them scoring air. I have
a chance to them scoring on theground, and with the type of course
Jalen Hurts is, I got achance to them scoring on the ground and
through the air at the same time. So I would love to have three
pieces of a person's office. Nomatter which way they get in, they're
(01:03:29):
going through most of the time oneof my players. So I'm gonna get
credit either way. So if theygo to a different receiver or a tight
end, I'm still getting credit fromHurts. If they go to aj Brown,
I'm getting double bubble credit. Andif I get a pass to DeAndre
Swift, I'm getting double bubble credit. Or if Swift simply runs it in,
I'm getting credit because the Eagles area productive offense. I don't see
(01:03:51):
how you see a problem in that. I wouldn't say a problem necessarily.
It ate in a little bit tomy decision, but I also wanted to
make a move because of my seeminglylesser matchup I had last week and then
going into a by apocalypse, whichhad Allays all three like yeah, that's
(01:04:13):
the only big problem. I meanin my other league that I got hurt
and Brown in and I got theEagles defense. Now this is the week
I'm scrambling because I got to replacethree fucking players. Yeah right, So
I wanted to kind of get aheadof that, and I wanted to shop
something around. And seeing that Cousinsgot hurt, I was like, well,
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I think Addison's going to take aback steat. Now he's not going
to be as good as he's ashe was. Also with JJ coming back,
it's like, well, all right, let me packet something together.
So I went around the corner anduh, and I made a trade for
Etn and Josh Palmer for Addis andSwift. Josh Palmer, I are,
(01:05:03):
yeah, yep, didn't see thatcoming, didn't I know, his knee
was a little bit banged up.But the fact that your knee was banged
up then you played, you gothurt, and even before his knee I
told you. I was like,Josh Palmer ain't really that great of a
receiver. I was like, Iunderstand that you wanted who was the other
person in that tree. E Tnis a great but ETN and Swift,
(01:05:29):
I ain't gonna say they're the same, but they're kind of similar because Etn
is more of Jacksonville's offense and heprobably does a little bit more to Swift,
but the Eagles office is way moreproductive and prolific than the Jaguars offense.
So it's like, well, soit was also partially so I can
get away from having to start Addisonbecause I didn't know what they were gonna
(01:05:53):
do, and then they got I'mlike, fuck, cool, Okay,
but I'm still gonna go on theidea of JJ's gonna come back, and
I think he's gonna get the he'sgonna be back to the Lion's share,
and then Addison is gonna be aselplemental peace and we'll see how it goes.
Now, obviously, I'm doing mybest to do some mental gymnastics to
(01:06:15):
keep myself okay with this thing,because literally trading for someone that goes on
ir the week like two days afteryou trade form fucking sucks. It stings.
So I'm hoping that, you know, ETN makes it worth my while,
and you know, hey, notevery trade can be amazing, But
(01:06:38):
we'll see, we'll see. Hopefullyit ends up being worthwhile. I mean,
worst worst case scenario. You know, I got rid of one person
on bye last week to have oneextra person that would have been on bye
this week. I won last week. So part one of the equations is
solved. And if you are ifwe can agree that they are generally the
(01:07:00):
same player, and then it wouldbe a wash at least from the wide
receiver or from the running back standpoint. I maya took the l on the
on the wide out part of it, but hey, we'll see. I
mean, he's an eye. He'son I R for four weeks. He
very well could come back and beproductive. Who knows, we'll see.
I mean, I mean you've seenthat charger offense yesterday. It was Keenan
(01:07:26):
Allen and Keenan Allen. I mean, there was nobody else he was going
to, so and that's that's exactlywhy I went after Paul, like because
they need somebody else to throw to, like they need so. I mean,
I feel like a couple of timeshe went to the Everet tight end
(01:07:50):
a couple of times definitely probably won. Yeah, he went to it was
Eckler yeah, and Keenan Allen thatwas it. I mean, yeah,
that's why I said the Chargers arefrauds and it's gonna keep playing itself out.
(01:08:13):
I don't even see the charges ofmaking the playoffs. As long as
they're chucking the ball and dumping itoff that you can give a fuck less
if they make the real playoffs.I'm just telling you there frauds. They're
not gonna make the playoffs. Doyou think Dyon will be anything? I
don't know, man, maybe ifhe gets more familiarity. I mean he
(01:08:35):
was something I think a little bitlast year. Yeah. So, I
mean as soon as I saw thatmove, I picked up as soon as
I saw the activated and I pickedthem up. I'm like, let's sit
on it and see what happens.I got roster space. You know,
I have zero aspirations of playing you, but I'm gonna sit and wait.
I mean, he had he putup an O for yesterday, but I
(01:08:56):
think they're like, we're not gonnaOh he didn't even have a catch.
Now, yes, he had afew targets and they put sauce on him.
I think both times that sauce ison him. So it's like,
oh, we're Fox because Keenan Allenis productive because he runs everything in the
slot, and Sauce is not followinghim in the slot. He's going to
(01:09:17):
stay on the outside. Yeah,Which maybe that's why your dude wasn't productive,
because I know he was on him. Johnston dude, he was the
only one. He caught a couple, but they were insignificant. Yeah,
I forgot about the Quentin Johnston rookiedude, he just like breakout and he
(01:09:39):
just won't do it. No,he is. He's like Mike Williams,
except without the talent and pedigree.He got the size, got the hair.
He won't do it. He willnot do it. He will not
be productive. I mean he verywell could be something like That's the thing,
(01:10:00):
Like he could eventually evolve and besomething like can you imagine how Keenan
Mike Williams and that big motherfucker onthe other side, Like like at that
point, you're just like playing onLike remember how Madden had like Madden cards
and you can make everyone giant andshit, it's basically what that would end
up being. Like, well,I mean it's kind of hard as a
I mean, some rookies get it. Immediately and they just pick it up.
(01:10:21):
Some rookies take it take a whilefor them to. First they got
to learn how to be a professional, and then they got to learn how
to study that playbook. Like theygot to learn how to let go of
that college life where I just showup on Saturdays and fucking play. That
doesn't happen in the NFL. Youdon't just show on Sundays and fucking play.
(01:10:42):
You're not gonna be productive. Youhave to actually put in some work.
As soon as they learn that,then, you know, I don't
know how many you know, players, not even receivers, but any player
that you've seen take a big leapfrom year one to big year two to
even year three where the lights clickon and they finally become you know,
because they got more talented. Theyjust got more mature. They're like,
(01:11:04):
oh wait, they got more focused. Yep, but yeah, it's about
all I got though. Oh right, you know, let you not have
to talk so you can get yourthroat in order. We will see you
guys tomorrow and the x's and nose. You know, I got a few
(01:11:27):
ideas and I'll chuck them your waytomorrow. See what you want to do
with them. We gotta figure outa draft for get to do. I
didn't really think anything yet for it. I have no thoughts whatsoever. I
said, Yeah, that's fair enough. I'll figure out something fun, all
right. Yeah, I already gota few ideas, just like that beautiful
fucking genius. All right. Well, I would say enjoy Thursday's game,
(01:11:54):
but uh, that's just not that'sjust that's that's just too mean for me
to say. Ah you, Butby Thursday come around, I know I'm
gonna be still sitting there clicking iton. There ain't no way IM gonna
ignore it. Oh God, therebetter be like a Pens game something that
(01:12:15):
night, so I'm to fucking subjectmyself to it. I'm definitely take pan
pan cause it's like at that point, you're starved, like you're fan like
right now, your belly is full, but come all day and tomorrow you're
gonna be getting real hungry. AndThursday night, around eight o'clock, you're
(01:12:36):
like, oh, man, Iknow that food is, you know,
I know bottom of the barrel.I know it's fucking canned food. But
I'm starving and you're gonna eat.You're gonna eat. I don't care a
little bit. You're gonna eat someof it. I want to funcked up.
(01:12:59):
And now, like the only timeyou ever make a good analogy,
it's fucking for this ship. Goodjob, all right, Well look you
go get better. Go, uh, you know, work on your throat.
Take that, take that, getyour throat together, go get your
(01:13:23):
throat deep, go deep throat.I'm like, God, damn, stop
saying it like that. Yeah,you can go ahead and fix your throat.
Take that literally, take that however. You want to enjoy Thursday if
you can. And uh,
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