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H m hm hm hm. Broughtto you by glasses juice. Oh yeah,

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yeah, well welcome in. Thatis my mouth hand motion. I
wiped my hands this week. Soyeah, it's remember I said in Being

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the Fruit, Well, welcome everybodyto football. We're a week eleven,
so I'm ready to just firing andgetting off the way. You know.
It's like I'm like week eleven,right, yeah, poor fucking guy.
As the four leagues that I've I'vetalked about, I was in different spots

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and all over it seems. Ifind it eerily not eerily strange, but
I find it very crazy that nowI'm at an exact record standpoint in pretty
much league. I'm five and fiveand in the two leagues I shipped the
bed on them three and seven,so it's like five five five five five

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five five, Okay, Like no, I'm three and seven. Leagues five
and five and these two and prettymuch it's like there's almost they play out
exactly the same almost, I meansame thing, Like like I had the
quarterback by mcgadden and there in thisleague, and I had the same thing

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in that league. I mean Ihad Jalen Hurts and the Eagles and the
defense go down. So you know, I was dealing with a spot,
spot shift or whatever. How doyou take make shift lineup in that league?
Same thing here, you know,and same quarterback. I got off
the waiver and I still I gotin both leagues, in both leg motherfucker.

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In both league. I basically gotstiffed out of Josh Dobbinson, both
of them. It was like,I want Josh Dobbs was the only one
there, one of them in boththe dude, they had the waiver before
me snagged them. Your son snaggedthem in this one. The other guy
snagged them in the other. It'slike, and I almost got similar players
like Connor coming off I are.I mean, it's kind of the same

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type of thing. And it's likeI'm at five and five in both of
these leagues where I'm in sixth placein both of them, and so here's
a turning point. It's either I'mturning for the worst, turning for you
know, trying to make a runto the back door of the playoffs.
It's looking bad. I've accepted it. And then the other two leagues.
I'm way out of those. ButI don't even care. You mentally checked.

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Yeah, you mentally checked out likefive weeks so well, I mean
this week I went one and three. Basically I lost two leagues. I
give a fuck about one league Idon't and any other one I won and
I didn't really care. You know, I scored the more points in in
that lead to to arrive at threeand seven. So I'm I'm checked out.

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Just one of those heres, man, I mean, it's never really
happened to me like this before,where I've had this, this worst luck
that I've had. But here weare. Well, I mean, I
don't think you're anywhere near out ofit. I think you're still I think.
I mean, look, you giveme a motherfucking participation trophy on the

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back. I'm good man, I'mfine to give me the benefit of the
doubt or none of that shit.I mean, I just I think we
just cannot score, like I can't. What did Tim do last week or
last year? Tim like did somehe needed to win and like three other
people needed to lose in order himin order for him to get in.

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And he got in. It lookedlike he was on the up and up.
He seemed like he was progressing.I'm digressing, going backwards. So
it's it's not happening. And likeI said, little signs like I told
you last week, little signs thatpoint to hey you got the juice,
you know, I mean, hereyou are. Noah Brown two weeks said,

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bro, you put up forty plus. I mean like that, not
being able to get Josh Doobbs Lou, I mean, not even cracking two
hundred one ninety nine, Like littlestupid signs of just shit just ain't meant
to be. So I was cometo accept it. Something happened. I

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can get into the back door.That's fine. If it don't, oh
well, I mean it's over.We're talking like yeah, a cancer diagnosisky
Lee. I mean, hey,I'm passionate about my teams. And this
year this is this is I meanjust just not even fantasy, just my

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life period, Like this is probablymy forty five year campaign. This is
the worst year I'm going through.So and that's what every facet that hasn't
that's independent of football, that's youknow, just big changing, you know,
I mean that's a change. Ihave a different place that I'm living,
you know, job has changed,and that that happened before. I

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mean, but you know it's inforty five year campaign. Hands down,
not even close. This is theworst and every which way it can I'm
just trying to get through it.Now. I'm like, man, it
look like it's gonna go out witha bang. So now I'm just trying
to sneak past people until until twentytwenty four coming, so I try to

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see if something else is gonna happen, because this is the worst of the
forty five campaign. So this isyour Kenny Picking era basically. Okay,
all my years, I've never hada combination of so many unfortunate things happened
to me in one year than ithas in twenty twenty three, hands down,

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And this fantasy season is just kindof the cherry to to solidify that
that reasoning. But you know what, knowing you though, like what's gonna
end up happening is you're gonna bestronger for it. I mean, not
the fancy thing fuck you and yourteam. Yeah, I don't get it.
Yeah I'm saying I understand that.I mean, I hear you,

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but you know that's fine for thefuture me but right now, oh yeah,
I don't give that that logic andthat thinking. I just don't right
now I'm in it, going throughit, and that's all you can tell
me right now. I don't Idon't really care about the future, and
uh fuck the past because it's alreadybeen happened and I'm knee deep in it.

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But let's get back to football.I don't want to make a subject.
I'm just you know, they're like, this is im I'm accepting,
like I'm not one of those peoplethat, you know, if let's suppose
there's an end of a game orsomething like that and there's only a minute
left, I'm not one of thosepeople that's super optimistic, like, oh

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my god, we still got achance to win it. Now, I'm
I've accepted it, like we're mostlikely going to lose this game. And
that's the type of person I've alwaysbeen in. It's the writing on the
wall gone. So yeah, football, go ahead. You you know what

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happened to you? I mean youpretty much solid, pretty solid, right,
even without Jaylen Hurts. Yeahause golfwent crazy? Right? Uh huh
you know good? You know lookgood? I got h yeah, yeah,
he got what two touchdowns or somethinglike that. Yeah, I got

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sixty out of both of them aroundit. Okay, okay, yeah,
I got a good old fashioned witha I think I got like fourteen points
out of Honey King or something,and then he didn't even finish the game,
so right, yeah, getting hurt. So I'm just like overall,

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I mean, after going through aquarterback, not just a bat mcgadden,
a quarterback by mcgadden, I've neverhad that where all my quarterbacks go down
on the same week. Well we'reall on their bye on the same week
in multiple leagues. Never more happyto see him come back. Man,
this wonderful to see him in myline up. It was like that looks

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good. Yeah, I mean,there's nothing better than like making it through
a by mcgeddon, and if youif you're able to get a win,
that's even better. But like gettingpast it, you're like, okay,
yeah, sort of like that wholemember of you said on I don't think

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it was over here because we talkedfootball over here, but he was like,
you kind of appreciate being sick tokind of appreciate getting well, that's
my tip. Fantasy teams were sickyester the last week. You know,
it's like now, I'm like,okay, let me Now. It doesn't
solve everything, but now I'm like, Okay, at least I can at

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least kind of on that. Imean, for what it's worth, I'm
still very scared of your team.Like, even though your backbone is your
quarterbacks, I don't want to playyou. I just don't, like,
Yeah, okay, we'll see whatyou say next week. And when we
do play, you're gonna be like, I can't wait to whoop. What

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the fuck is you talking about?You want revenge for what? What was
that week three? Yeah, Imean your son already got revenge. That's
another thing that cracked me up.That's another thing that let me know it.
The writings on the wall still hadlike three Dallas receivers that didn't fucking
score the whole fucking year, butthey went fucking ham Sandwich this week.

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Brandon forty something point, Brandon fuckingColts. Really the dumb It's the dumbest
thing because I'm sitting there thinking,like, you guys aren't really gonna be
chucking the ball, like we eventalked about that. I'm like, I
won't even tell one of the playershad twenty plus, even Michael Gallup got
a garbage touchdown at the end.I was just like Damn. That's just

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a fucking fuck you, Like,damn, Okay, that was funny,
hilarious to me, So yeah,it was. I was a little disappointed
with E t N. But Ialso saw he got games scripted out because
I was excited because that was thefirst week I got to play play him

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because I traded for him, andI was like, okay, cool.
And then I'm sitting here looking atI traded for Monty and I'm like,
the first two Titans. Yeah,well, the only reason he went crazy
because he had had seventy five yardgallup and other than that, Gibbs had
the Gibbs was hitting, and I'mlike, I make a miss Damn.

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Houston receivers like nobody seen. Peopleslightly seen Tank, Darren. Nobody seen
fucking I traded for Tank though,man I knew, but Noah Brown,
I trade my left leg twice.I mean, could not even ends on
what he rested he do. Thatcould be a potential waiver wire pickup of

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the year if he continued to couldkeep going on this pace. Oh he's
not once Nico's back tank goes downthere last year, Let's not Nico was
there last week, So I thinkC j. Stroud is amazing, Like
the dude is to watch. He'sin the MVP race. We ain't talking

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about just rookie quarterback, but hegot all the rookie quarterbacks beat hands down.
He got all the two year quarterbacksbeat hands down, the students in
the envy conversation for the entire league, like rookie as you ever. I
mean, he even made fucking thesingletary dude that was allergic to the end

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zone score and looked productive. It'slike, yeah, what is up with
this ship? I see? Idon't know on my side, Like I'm
I'm waiting for the shoe to drop. Like if let's put this way,
so if the wide receiver room roomis healthy and they got tanked, they

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got Nico, they got Noah,they got Bobby Trees that and then you
throw Shultzen. He is he isno longer in the rotation. He really
is. No, he is nolonger in the rotation. That dude is
like he's like, you don't watchthe Steelers, but if you did watch

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him, he's like Alan Robinson wherehe's just a veteran dude that runs.
Alan Robinson didn't catch one fucking passin that game. But I've seen him
down there every play running in themotion dagon board. You had the cardio
King of the Week. I mean, he ain't doing damn thing. And

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that's Bobby Trees. Now Thember Oldkids have taken over. So would you,
I mean, let me ask youthis, like, even though it's
only been two weeks of production,would you pretty much stick with Noel Brown
to he disappoints you. He's lockedin until he's until otherwise It's almost like
okay, because you know me andmy goofy has analogies. Uh, I'm

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I don't know. Like I learnedthat closing this certain door causes the heat
bill to go down, you know, And I'm gonna keep doing that,
and I'm gonna keep seeing if theheat bill goes down until the heat bill
comes back. Hosh. So yougot because if if you don't do that,
you're gonna kick yourself in the assif you sit him down because you

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trying to predict when he won't beproductive, and then you're gonna look at
the points on the bench and youwon't fucking be ready to sock yourself.
So and I'd rather trot him outthere because he showed consistency, and then
he lay a hand then to fuckingnot trot him out there that he's not
gonna be consistent. And then youknow, I mean, he's good if

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you do sit him down and hedon't produce. I mean sometimes you say,
man, I knew to sit him, you know, but not not
the fire tear he's on. Now, you be a fool. I mean,
unless unless you just got so manygreat players that you just don't have
any room for him. I mean, and I very soon doubt that if
you trot out fucking nine hundred tightends, you got room for no Brown

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to eat up one of them slots. Now, in my defense, I'm
only starting two tight ends this week. But so it actually would have it
actually would have been won. Butuh, you know, Jones wanted to
go ahead and beat the ship outof somebody, So dude, they did.

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Week one, he scored one touchdown, and I mean, I read
his little thing on Yahoo and theywas like, we'd be surprised if he
shut up again, and I'm I'mI'm a total greens. I'd be surprised
that I read all interesting little thingthat happened today. Ken Dorsey got fired.

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So I don't know if that littlegame was fucking I mean, we
texted it was. It was horrific. Man. I'm almost glad Denver one
because Buffalo should have been lost thatgame, like Denver. Buffalo gave the
ball over to Denver so many timesthat Denver should have blewed him the funk

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out. But Denver is Denver,so somehow Buffalo still had a chance to
win it. But I'm glad theylost that game. Like, Buffalo's super
Bowl window is about that big now, it used to be at least,
you know, a little bit open, but Cincinnati shut that thing last year.

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They blew him the fuck out attheir own house in the snow.
So Buffalo's that's what I had.The super Bowl was that crazy Kansas City
game where somehow Kansas City scored withlike thirty seconds left and Buffalo super Bowl
windows closed. To me, it'sover. It's like, it really is
a weird team you think about it. They got Josh, they got Digs,

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that got Kincaid and that's it.And Gabe is just like he refuses
to be consistent. He uses tobe consistent, and they refuse to run
Cook Cook consistently. They keep bringingin motherfucker Murray or some and then he
bumbled and then they put him inthe dog hell. But yeah, you

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only dog house certain players, likeI mean, I don't know, Yeah,
Dagger had that back, and nowthat they finally got a bat that's
consistent, they want to treat himlike they did Singletary. So and then
Zach Moss, Remember Zach Moss wasthere. Everybody thought Zach Moss just couldn't
get right. He goes to Indianhe's a fucking monster. So with Buffalo

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and how they employ their backs,well, I think that's where the OC
firing came into play. So I'minterested to see kind of how that goes.
Like there is a I mean,I'm hoping, I mean obviously biased
but to this, but I'm hopingmaybe an OC change will get big Babe.
The gabe gave the babe, greatbabe, great baby. I don't

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know, give him something like everytime, man, it's like every time
I say you know, enough ofthis shit, I'm sitting you down,
he goes crazy and it's like,what did he do? What did he
even put up in our league?Here? Hold on, let me say

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you put him like nine or something. Nothing crazy, really that's it.
Well another league, I don't know, in your league, probably way over
something, put up ten, sofucking nothing. And then look at his
stats before, like he's probably hadlike three pop off weeks to rest here,

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I'll read him off into it,and this dude has seven weeks of
fucking shit and three weeks of popoff. I'll read him off from going
from week one to ten six,twenty nine, ten, sixteen, twenty
seven, three one, twenty six, zero ten. Fuck this guy,

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Yeah, cow Lee, I guessit's really like and you're afraid to sit
him down, and it's like,right, yeah, I hate players,
and then knowing that, and thenknowing that there's a new a new OC,
now you're like almost forced because you'relike, I don't know what's gonna

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happen. I don't want to sitthere and sit him. And then all
of a sudden he's like the newDicks for the week, and it's like,
well, I mean it's am oldgoofy ass analysis. It's like,
hey, there there's another party thisweekend, and and you want to be
a part of it, like youain't gonna just keep like okay, alright,
oh, it's gonna be a newparty with a new host, and

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they're having all new drinks, andyou don't want to be People be telling
you on Sunday on Monday about howgreat the fucking party was and you didn't
have nothing to do with it.So you almost obligated to go to this
fucking party, do you have?I've been obligated for the last ten weeks
as well, And I'm just like, you're going to these parties. Everyone's

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right. When you're ready to say, I ain't going back to these shitty
ass parties, it fucking it wouldbe the night of your life. You
have a last Sometimes sometimes you getlaid and yeah yourself to sleep as soon
as you're ready to check out.That be the party where every girl is

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coming up to you and giving youthe wink wink, and motherfucking bitches is
getting in line to fuck you,you know what I mean? And then
damn, I don't want to missthat party. But nine times out of
ten, that party ain't like that. It's a bunch of fucking dudes,
one dude right a girl, andall y'all doing is listening to fucking music
and playing silly ass drinking games.I'm unfortunately going to a lot of those

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parties. God damn it. Likeyou said that, I'm like, oh,
this is nostalgic. I guess.I mean that's the same thing that's
happened to me. As far asgoing out the clubs, Like if I
go out, if I go outmade me say twenty times in a year,

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maybe sixteen of those times is shitty. Yeah, but every time I'm
ready to just give up, Ihave that one fucking I'm the fucking mayor.
I could say what I want,dance with any bitch. I want
one of the greatest times in mylife. And that's what keeps you coming
back. That is the crack keepsyou coming back at one out of fucking

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sixteen times, keeps you coming backcrazy. You know what we should do
at the end of the year.We should come up with some awards like
gave Davis, maybe like the ballDoug Bald doing the world was Vola.
And then another thing that you don'twant. Not only do you not want

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to see him pop the funk offon your bench, you definitely don't want
to drop him see him pop thefuck off on somebody else's team, which
is twenty times more. It's like, how weird. I've seen that plenty
of times this year where I'm like, you sat on my motherfucking team and
John U. Smith I just toldyou he did it. You sat on

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my team and gave me a six. A fucking fool. I fucking ate
I fucking gotta bet up with yourship. You dropped thirty six the very
next week. Like what I'm gonnasay a real gross sentence, Gabe Davis
is not dropable. What you can'tyou can't drop? Like yeah, like

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he would be the number one waiverpick up of the week. Absolutely you
would get called all types of justlike just like you call whoever you fucking
clown for dropping Kervin Williams. Youwould get called that fucking clown that dropped
Gabe Davis. Thinking coming back thisweek? HP your Sherwan Williams. Yeah,

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uh now, well he might beback, but I think they're aiming
for week twelve. So I'm gonnaget one more week gotta Henderson and then
I'm gonna drop him, and thenSherman Williams doesn't go paint the town red.
He was ridiculously productive. I didn'teven look at this here, hold

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on, I meant to do this, and I was busy watching the Penn's
game and all that other fun stuff. I don't I'm want to see you
use them by this week. Idon't even know. But I tell you
one thing. The primetime game ain'tthat bad. Not this week. Got
Monday. I'm I might try tofuck Monday. So the bye weeks are

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the Falcons inconsequential, the Saints inconsequentialpretty much Patriots? Who who colts?
That sucks. But so it's onlyfour so it's a normal looking five weeks,
so that's good. Who's the Thursdaygame here? Cincinnati Baltimore? Oh

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yeah, that's what I said.The prime time and in the Monday night
is Kansas City Eagles. I meanthe prime time can switch from last week
being ast as it can do.There's Sunday Night. Sunday Night is Minnesota
and Denver. I mean, Igot skin in the game. I mean,
it's probably gonna be the greatest game, but John pretty exciting. But

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I got skin in the game onboth sides, So I don't anymore.
Yeah, I have no we don'tgot nobody. Yeah you got rid of
Addison and earlier in the year,Yeah, yeah, you got no skin.
I wasn't touching Denver with your dick. So uh yeah, I got

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skinned with both of them. Igot Williams, I got stupid as I
got. I ain't got beauty,Judy is you're Gabe David. Yeah,
he continues to help me hard.Really, I'm gonna absolutely put that in
the real I do not cut thatup. Uh, somebody listen and be

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like what they're going football step yeah? So yeah, all right, So
the the Bie Weeks, I don'tknow. I mean, unless you've got
Johnny Taylor and pity, it's notreally I mean, I wasn't no Patriots.

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I mean, I got hunter hands, but I'm about to drop him
at Boston. It has been ahugeigans and ship. Jamis got in an
immediate star stars due to room andjust starts shooting. He don't care if

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it's his own players. He juststarts shooting people like I don't give a
fuck. He just you don't askno questions. Jameis is fucking hilarious.
I'm when they come back, like, let James finish this season. That's
what I'm saying. That sucks,like, I mean, you don't want
to see anybody get hurt from whatever. But it's like, damn, like

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you wish he kind of got hurtlast week, so lest you can get
a week at jameson the fucking man, throw for throw for four bells,
throw like two pick sixes. Yeah, just throwing it to this fucking dr
nose to the zeros left on theclos motherfucking James, the type of mother.

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And that is the game is over. They already lost. He's still
halftime. He's in the locker room. He and they're throwing past mother cheerleaders.
He don't get ship. I'm tellingyou that dude give a flying fuck.

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I love him for now. It'slike when he was a Tampa I'd
be like, man, what isyou doing? Man, fucking have some
reservation. Now it's like I'll enjoyhim, like James, go fucking hell,
Oh, I know what. Iwant to look up because I thought
this was an interesting little thing.Here, hold on, I want to
look up somebody's schedule. We're gonnado what regulations on. You finally got

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your top five? You like threehundred points of above the fucking next dude
in line. I'm like jack him. Yeah, he was more like crazy,
Yeah, I'm going three hundred pointsbelow the last the fifth place,
and that's the motherfucker that ain't evenbeen playing. This dude is in playoff

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race and he ain't even fucking playedwell. Real quick, when I went
to look up, I went tolook up the fucking new your schedule because
Latimore got a hankle spring and I'mlike, you know, anytime they play
the Bucks, Mike Evans gets aboutfour points and that's about it. But
they don't play till New Year's Eve, so he'll be back by then.

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But it's just something I saw himlike because I know we don't really focus
on defenses, but like that's thatlike epic matchup that's kind of known always
where it's like he's his bitch alittle bit, like if if he doesn't
get shut down, he gets ejectedone of the two like they they either
they fought many times. Is they'relike they're like, you know, Nemesis

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to each other. Yeah, andwatch I bet they're like best friends too.
Like his first his first name skid is Marsha and it's like,
yeah, okay, so yeah,I'm not really worried about the bye week.
It's not really an exciting thing.It's it's much different than last week

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where every good team was on buy. I know, now these other teams
where it's like, eh, okay, you said the next big one is
there not till week thirteen, Ibelieve. So here let me look,
all right, whil five weeks see, I know the bild was going on.

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Yeah that week thirteen? Yeah,oh god, yeah, there's none.
There's none next week because fucking logicweeks Week thirteen is Ravens, Bills,
Bears, Raiders, Vikings, Giants. Ravens have the most impact the
rest of those teams. Yeah,pretty much. It's it's more of a
numbers game. But if you're employinglike a lot of players from those other

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teams, then you're probably not init at that point, so it doesn't
really matter. Yeah, but yeah, hey, thanks for the shoutout,
man, I appreciate it, definitely. I'm pretty happy to be alone in
first and not tied for first oranything like that. You know, the
record is separated. So I actuallyhad to beat the number one player last

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week, and I will not theflex, but I woke that ass a
little bit, so huh no,I said, yeah, yeah, I
mean it wasn't close or anything,So yeah, there was sweat there.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean anygame of Sunday you see yourself trending past

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two hundred and on your way totwo fifty, you should start feeling good.
Unless you got somebody that's nipping atyour heels like you was playing ball.
That was probably a bigger Yeah,absolutely, Since your trades and all
that, that's probably been your biggestsweat. Oh, I mean the whole
season, that absolutely was it.Like that was about a three point differential,

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which really in a normal league that'slike a point five. I would
say, like, like I wonby a dickcare So curly, you've got
You've got it one short and curly. Yeah. Yeah, you know you're
in a good place for like midwaythrough the four o'clock games, you're set

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in your line for the next week. Yeah, Like just fucking just see
what I'm looking at here? Allright? Good deal? Yeah, I
haven't done that ship since last year. So let's let's talk about Thursday and
uh, you know, kind ofget out because I don't think we really
need to, Like there's not aton to talk about, like we you

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know, you guys have seen allthe recaps, you know what happened.
We're not really gonna We're not thattype of show. There's nothing not gonna
break down the games that happened.That's boring to me. You want to
go watch any surprises out of theweek to just pass No Brown one,
Like, first of all, NoBrown looks like a fucking tight end.

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Dude's like gigantic play for Dallas.And then he just to me, he
always looked at like Ceedee Lamb's copyor he's like stunt double when he was
played for Dallas. So it wasjust like, I don't know, Dallas
just led up another good receiver outof the building or doubtful I think knows

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how to get it to him.And I think that's more of the case.
Man. I think he's a Ithink he's a victim of circumstance.
Well not a victim of circumstance,but you know whatever that is. Yeah,
not a victim, but a winnerof circumstances. Yeah, for lack
of better term. Yeah, Likehe's just like he is just there and

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he had like a buck sixty lastweek. I'm like, what the fuck
are you doing? Who are you? Yeah? And he's not I mean
when I see the highlights, Idon't really see him doing anything spectacular,
Like he's not jumping over folks orcatching it on top of people's hailmets and
moss and people. He's just doingsome standing there, why the fuck open,

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and he's catching it and getting someyack. So he's doing he's doing
Kelsey shit. Really, that's exactswhat he's doing. Kelsey is like a
playground. It's like he's not doinganything spectacular. He's just hey, man,
run to the car and make aleft. And that's what Kelsey's routes
are. And he gets open,and I mean, how do you defend

(35:35):
somebody that's not really doing anything thatyou can really count on, Like that's
kind of what we're at with that. It's just like go there and set
okay, boss, all right,And then he's like, I'm gonna run
down that way. Fucking just keepsdoing it. It's like they can't stop
it him. Like I don't.I'm not no surprise like you said,

(35:59):
Noah Brown, I don't no majorwaiver pickups to me, Like I don't
really see anybody out there that I'myou know, claming over or I mean
I got a few people I gotmy eye on for the morning. But
if It's one of those things.If I don't get them, I'm not
gonna be broken up about it,but I would like to have running back

(36:19):
in Baltimore or whatever, because Ithought he was just a one week wonder.
But we said that, we talkedabout it. Yeah, don't trust
that ship. Next week you'll beoutside words. Trust me. I was
playing your Sunny he still is too, and I was actual, I was
actually playing the Miller guy. SoI'm like, oh cool. Uh,

(36:45):
it's the same old story with them. Man, who knows whose week is
it going to be? Yeah?What's the name? Didn't perform that well,
Andrews he didn't have a good nowhe didn't have to. They're just
running all over him. Well,but they end up still moving that game.

(37:06):
That was weird, like they've dominatedthat whole game, and then all
of a sudden, Cleveland's like tiedit up, and I'm like, is
this real? Like winning the game? I'm like what? And then the
Stiller I fucking almost hate they keepwinning. It's like me that you know

(37:31):
is gonna mail it in, Butsomehow they keep coming up with these amazing
somehow wins that they they're not theyare not supposed to be six and three.
I don't believe them in any way, and we should be Owen Knight.
That's kind of like it is theugliest successful They get out, they've

(37:55):
gotten out gained in every game,and there's some House six and three,
Like I don't understand. It's like, look myself included final this year because
keep showing that somehow he knows howto pull it out. I don't know
what's going on here. I reallydon't. He has like he has like

(38:19):
Dick Picts of the Devil or someship. I don't know about his rep
like watching this team. Watching thisteam is so confusing. It's like seeing
like Pebe Herman picking up like fuckingdimes. It's like the fucking yeah,
no you to that. It isthe weirdest ship. Like my boy from

(38:45):
Philly, he was just like,fuck are y'all six and three? He's
like, y'all got out gained inevery game, And I'm like, it's
the ugliest ship I've ever witnessed inmy whole life. Like I don't understand
it, Like big of a shitshow that's going on either in Denver or
even in with the Jets. Canyou imagine watching that Wilson do what the

(39:07):
fuck he do all night and thenthey somehow keep winning it. It would
be like, what the fuck isgoing on? It's a Gabe Davis situation.
That's exactly. It's fuck because it'sfucked up. It's like this I
want to see. I want tosee him fail because I want people to
see exactly what like he brings tothe table, and he's technically failing,

(39:31):
except he makes like two throws.I saw somebody on Twitter say some shit,
and I just wanted to be likeyou narrative, goofy motherfucker. They
were like the only person without five, like less than five turnovers in the
league is can they pick? AndI'm like, because the motherfucker throws three
yards away from the line of scrimmageand unless you're playing like press man coverage
and you jump through out yank doinga pick. Secondly, when he throws

(39:54):
it down Phield, it's about fiveto seven yards away from anybody that has
a pulse. So I'm picking thathit off either. But like the narrative
that this town has has like builtaround him, like he's some kind of
fucking demigod, like he saves poppies, and like you know it is.
I don't know what what I don'tbut like everybody I know is feeling,

(40:20):
they say the same thing. I'mlike, I have no idea how they
win, Like they all nobody issucking Kenny pick his dick as far as
I've seen, as far as everyone'ssaying he's fucking terrible, and they have
no idea. They're just as dumbfoundedas I am that they're somehow winning.
I must be seeing a bunch ofsuper super homeless you you you are in

(40:43):
Twitter verse with the dick Riders becauseI won't see it, you know,
I mean, everyone is frustrating becausethey can't even like follow logic and like
they're so emotionally invested. I'm like, dude, look at the one thing
I will Green Bay game. Youcan't keep blaming the offensive line because the
running game it was there. It'sslower, not where it is. It

(41:07):
was there, and fucking Jalen Warrenwas running, so they were running that
new that Roderick Jones. He's prettyathletic. I've definitely seen him on a
few blocks where he would hit theblock and then he would touch the second
level and hit another block. SoI'm like Okay, that's a pretty decent
pit. I'm just saying, bedone with fucking Naugy two. Enough with

(41:30):
him, Like, yeah, I'msick of him. It's like, like
I said, until they employed theone A or first string second string,
Jalen Warren has got to be yourfirst dring back. Nagy is your spellback,
not the other way around. Idon't know why they continue to employ

(41:50):
it the other way around. Well, he has the dick picks of Tomlins
tick picks with the Satan he said, inception of dick pics. We were
levels of underneath the dick pics underneathand don't know, Matt Canna has his
dick pics of all the dick picsand he actually has some tattooed on his

(42:14):
dick. So it's yeah, butyeah, no surprises. But yeah.
Getting into the Baltimore and Cincinnati that'sfun, man, I even though it's
a Thursday game, but still yougot two teams that's at the top of

(42:35):
the division that lost unexpectedly. Cincinnatijust lost to c. J. Stroud
and his fucking you knowing circus thathe's bringing to the NFL. And then
you got Baltimore who lost him thelast minute bullshit to Cleveland. So they're
gonna be fired up, they're gonnabe pissed off, and it should be
a good game. And it's adivisional game. So yeah, I feel

(42:58):
like this is gonna be probably alow ski wearing, hard hitting game,
running game is gonna be kind ofparamount obviously biased on my side. I
would love to see Andrews get involved. Actually, I was talking to somebody
else. I think it was fuck. I don't remember what it was.
I don't remember who it was exactly, but I would love to see Mark

(43:19):
Andrews on a pass heavy offense.I would love to see how that would
look for him because he's on arun first offense. Kind of like you
know that that's kind of their think. You were kind of get overlooked or
overpassed. Like if you put themin Miami's offense, I'm like, I'm
like, you shut you're retarded tothat up. We don't put you.

(43:44):
That's all Miami needs the roster.But I mean you put him on like
Buffalo. Yeah, you see whatare your Yeah? Keep going? Yeah,
I'm waiting to see your idea fall. Yeah, there is no offense
that you could just somehow wore himlike the Eagle offense. Maybe Goddard.

(44:09):
When Goddard is healthy, he getsplay Yeah, keep going, like there
isn't a situation where you can't puthim on a pass heavy offense where it's
not gonna work. No, obviouslyyou can't say, like, uh fucking
god, what's her name in myhomes k c uh, you can't put
him there because that's just you know, obviously Kelsey's there. Yeah, yeah,

(44:34):
that's probably situation, right, Butlike if you what's another even so,
I still don't see him shining.I mean I understand that Goddard gets
his shine, but he still getsovershadowed by the two receivers and the running
game and Jalen he does. Imean, look, you're not wrong there,
but I also kind of feel likethey're almost a I mean they're just

(44:58):
still play action heavy too. Soyeah, I would say maybe that would
be the only one. I went, I mean, maybe Dallas, but
they've been using Fergy the fuck outof him. They've been loving Dallas.
To me, still don't have asecond live receiver, so yeah, I
mean he would be the number twoand the three. Yeah, No,

(45:24):
I mean if you you pulled theport out of that Detroit. Can you
imagine that the same thing? Huhput him on? Put him on Sincy.
Think about that, like you imaginehaving a little bit in Sinsey.
Yeah, you think, Oh,they don't have any underneath options like that?
Man, you imagine having Higgins Chaseand then Andrews underneath just fucking reckon

(45:47):
shut and use a lot of theirrunning back the mixing and running backs,
so he would get less targets.He would so since the yeah, I
mean, I don't know, sincehe ain't never really had a tight end
that shined. There was one waswhat was his name? Peyton Hurst?

(46:13):
No, no, no, no, no knows before him? Oh god,
I'll get it for the next show. I'm not gonna hear how over
it? But before Joe Burrow,I don't know if it was four since

(46:35):
Joe Burrow has been there is Idon't even remember you. It may have
been like right before him, okay, uh Andy Dalton, mhm. It
was a tight end that he usedto go to. I'll have to look
it up. It's gonna bother me. But they had somebody where I'm just

(46:59):
like, yeah, oh oh,I know his name, dang tight end
from Notre Dame. What the fuckwas his name? He used to get
hurt all the time though, andthat's what ended his career. Oh my
god, now you got me onit. I know exactly. He was

(47:21):
like a mere tight end, likehe was like you would draft in the
top. What the funk was hisname? Fuck, let's us do it,
come on, go ahead. Hewas from Notre Dame. He was
a tight end out of Notre Dame. I cannot kel sick no not something

(47:44):
radican check something crazy rah. Yeah, he was definitely a premiere tight end
and you know he could single handedlywin win you games. Yeah, Tyler
Tyler if yep, yep. Iwas thinking. I was like Tyler Croft,

(48:07):
that ain't it. I was like, it's something that Yeah. Yeah
he was a fucking dude. Yeahhe was. Yep, you're right.
That was since he did have apremiere tight end. Yeah, but that
was pretty Burrow though. That wasYeah, that was Dalton. That was
Dalton, like right towards the end. Yeah, But I don't know,

(48:28):
I would just like to kind ofsee it like it's kind of that fancy
type of deal. But it wouldjust be interesting to see him be kind
of featured kind of like how itused to be like, because that's when
they didn't have any receivers. They'relike, okay, I know, it's
like okay, save Flowers fell offof a map. I mean, but
you know, it seemed like Lamarain't quick to go like it used to

(48:52):
be Andrews first, ye and thenanybody else that can get open when Andrews
is triple cover. Now it seemedlike Lamar is going to Flowers first,
then he might even come back toI ain't gonna say old Dale. I
mean, I guess Andrews is stillin the second read, but it seemed
like it's Flowers then maybe a dumpoff off the backfield and Dan Andrews just

(49:17):
like damn. Whereas two three yearsago it was Andrews and Andrews. Only
if Lamar's for passing it, it'sgoing to market Andrews. No. I
mean, with that being said,I'm still very happy I drafted Andrews in
the third round. Like I wouldnot know. He's not a bus this

(49:38):
This is not Gabe Davis fucking manor anything like that. So I mean,
I mean, you think about itas a tight end. I mean,
just breaking down what he's done thisyear right, by no means is
he has he been this pointing.I mean, you know week one doesn't

(50:02):
count because he was out. Butfrom and this is these are tight end
numbers to keep that in mind,from week to on seventeen eight, twenty
seven, fourteen twelve, twenty four, sixteen eighteen, and he had six
last week. It looks like almostevery week he's anti Gabe Davis instead of

(50:23):
he's the exact opposite. Instead ofa down week here and here, like
he's productive pretty much with a downweek here and there, Gave Daviles says
shitty all the time with a productiveweek here and there. Yeah, so
he's the exact opposite. So yeah, I mean I guess it's me being

(50:46):
a little bit uh greedy, selfish, But yeah, I mean that's a
good word for it. Thank youall about like one hundred and you like,
man, where's the mother ten pointsthe part of either I'm like you,
I'm not going to get three hundredand this is it's like, like

(51:07):
I said, I haven't done itat all this year, but last year
it was like a game within myself. Like once I had already blew the
opponent out, I was playing agame with myself, like, man,
what the fuck? It was theonly way I can stay interested. Either
that or I would look at amatchup where two of motherfuckers are sweating ans
I did that shit. I justbe like, oh shit, they sweating

(51:30):
like a motherfucker. But if itwas me, I would be going against
my own standards, Like you thinkMonday night would come even though I got
the man already blown out by onehundred, you think Monday night would come?
And and I wasn't paying attention tomy player. Hell no, I'm
trying to fucking maximize the score,Like, hey man, where is it
going? Like I'm snapping that ifthe game is on the line and it's

(51:52):
not. Yeah, So I definitelyknow that feeling. It was a wonderful
feeling. I had zero reason topay attention to that game. But I'm
like, I mean, I wasgoing to getst Diggs and Sutton and I
gave and I was up by likeninety, and I'm just like, yo,
catch the cat. The why y'allgoing to gavee? You was snapping

(52:15):
and ship for no reason. It'sthat competitive spirit. That's why, That's
why fantasy and for everybody, man, Like, if you ain't in it,
you're not. Remember we went backto I think for those of you
who don't know x's and those,we do do another show, one of
them, one of the uh,one of the what was it. We

(52:37):
used to call them the after party. No, we used to call them
the post game. Yeah, oneof those postgames fell off quick, didn't
it? One of those post games? Remember we did a draft where and
I was just like winning, thecompetitive spirit of winning, like no greater
feeling than that, you know,it's just like that ship, that competitive

(53:01):
spirit of winning drive an old manout of retirement and come and I mean,
why do you think he's old guy? I was gonna say, like,
what the why do you think CarsonWentz came out? You think Carson
Wentz want to prove anything to anybody? He missed the camaraderie, the locker
room, the winning, the atmosphereand the high that it gives you.

(53:22):
So yeah, it is definitely anemotion that you know, that really cut,
that really touches deep. Yeah.I wouldn't have it any other way.
And that that's I think that.I think that's why whenever the fantasy
year is over, like there isan actual depression that happens. It's like

(53:43):
it really is like like like there'sa set in like I don't know some
people. It might take a coupleof weeks from me. Every next week
soon as it's like the real NFLplayoffs and there's like, no, don't
get me. It's always that lastweek that nobody counts. What is it
like we're eighteen or some shit likethat. That is the week where I

(54:08):
probably still havn't process that it's over. But then after that weekend it goes
into that wildcard weekend. That isa depression feeling. It's like, because
you can't even set fantasy lineups ifyou want it Tom out of the real

(54:30):
ship and we're doing the concias,I'm playing that ship to the bullets.
But when the fed, when Idon't have a roster and nobody to set,
there is a feeling of slight depressionthat creeps in. It really is
you're over here texting your friends,writing on fucking notebook paper like you like

(54:58):
why on a rider on fucking beetlejuice, You be like I am utterly alone,
And then that same depression turns intooverjubulation right before the fucking fantasy draft.
It's like, holy fuck, Ican't wait. And it's literally,

(55:23):
in every sense of the word,an emotional roller coaster in season and in
the office, and I I can'timagine it sounds fucking stupid, but I
can't imagine my life without this,without this being a part of my life.
Oh, I got first. Igot a first. I ain't gonna
say it first hand. I alreadyknew, but I got a kind of

(55:45):
a reminder. Remember I told youmy brother and all of them came in
or whatever, and it was Saturdayand college football is on in there.
They're talking in there. They saidthe exact opposite of what I say.
They was just like, man,love college man the NFL. Man,
I could you know, run aroundand do some laundry because most stullo game

(56:07):
is over, HAGUS shouldn't look forwardto it. I'm like, I pried
into fantasy. I'm like, thatis why I fucking play like y'all.
Y'all, that was the biggest advertisementor the biggest endorsement from myself that I
tried to nail down to them,Like without this fantasy shit, I mean,

(56:29):
life will be a lot different.And then the way I view my
Sundays will be a lot different.You know. Yeah, I would be
like productive I would be on Sundaysis my day that I'm doing laundry.
I'm trying to waste time. I'mtrying. I'm trying to get something done
because fuck college football. But SundaySunday is like, Man, I wake

(56:52):
up and it's like I said,we've talked before. It's like little mini
Christmases. We hit week and sometimesI mean, don't get me wrong,
this year, five times I've beenI've loved my toys and five times I've
hated my toys. But it's stillit's still Christmas. Like I don't hate

(57:13):
Christmas because I got some bad toysor my toys didn't play well. You
know what I'm saying. I stillappreciate the process and the Christmas. Like
little Christmas is every week, everyweek, Sunday Sundays, I get to
be an absolute piece of garbage andI get to neglect the wife, neglect
the kids, everything that's remotely important. I promise to do things that I

(57:37):
don't do. And I'm like,and I think there's must experiencing enough time
of people getting to know who Iam. I no longer get bothered before.
I want to say, maybe fiveor ten years ago, I would
still get called. People would bestill, can you do this or run
the air? Now that they've knownwith my displeasure and my I don't give

(57:58):
a fuck, I'm not going nowhere. Now they may have gotten it where
I'm not bothered at all, youknow, I mean like I'll get an
occasional Yeah, I'll get occasional textfrom you know, the Steelers or even
yourself, at which I ignore becauseI'm immersed in this ship, like I'm

(58:22):
not. I'm not even trying tolook at my phone. I want to
put my ship on the charger.The only time at my phone is if
I ain't gonna say not even afterone of my players pops off. I
might wait until like maybe three orfour players pop off, or after maybe
one quarter or two quarters. ThenI want to get an update because I
can't sit there and just I'll neversee the football game if I just keep

(58:45):
like every play, every play likeI checked pretty much quarter to quarter type
of basis. You know, gamesis over, so on and so forth.
But yeah, you send me Texason Sunday. Most likely I'm not
gonna respond to him, and you'veseen that happen. Oh yeah, and
understand I'm well well well aware ofthat. So I just I will just

(59:07):
send you things as they come tome, knowing that you're gonna you'll eventually
see them in comment, probably thenext day at some point mid morning.
And yeah, so I'm well awareof the process. And uh yeah that's
But also, Trent Irwin, whatthe fucking I told you? You know
what I say? I learned thatthe last time that T Higgins wasn't playing.

(59:28):
I was like, man, forsome reason, this this what did
you call them? You called themthe crocodile Hunter or some shit. I
was like, I noticed that hisfucking production picks up when T Higgins ain't
playing. I didn't know he wasgonna be the first touchdown at the gate,
but I had a feeling that hewas going to score a little sneaker.

(59:49):
Turns out it didn't fucking matter,but it still was something that,
you know, like I said,fantasy is the ultimate I told you so,
smort, So for that little bitof time, I wouldn't it because
I told you. As soon asit happened, I was like, fucking
win, there you go. Iwas in here screaming for him, like

(01:00:10):
I knew him my whole life.I was like, way's the Irwin baby
that was snapping yep, And Idon't and and he ain't playing Thursdays,
so may may out again. Mhmm. Well, I think, like I

(01:00:35):
said, Thursday is gonna be afun game, divisional game. I feel
like it's gonna be a low scoringkind of you know, hard hitting affair.
Obviously, start up everyone that youwould normally start up, like of
course Chase. I mean as faras everybody you know that don't fall for
those injuries and all that ship.If they say the motherfucker's playing and you

(01:01:00):
don't hear snapcount, even sometimes ifyou hear snapcount, you gotta trust your
studs to be their fucking the studs, Jamar Chase. A lot of motherfuckers
got scared talking about he had abackground. This motherfucker catches a bomb and
drops like a buck twenty four ina touchdown. Can you imagine when you
sat that on your bench, howpissed you would be? Start that's that

(01:01:21):
motherfucker could be half that. I'mlike, Chase. They could tell you
that he's gonna We're gonna only playhim once a quarter. You're gonna be
like, let's start them all.I'm banking on a catch per quarter.
He may fucking he may fucking pickup a fumble and shit money guaranteed sixty

(01:01:47):
yards. Let's go yep, ohyeah, Chase. Like I said,
I'm trying to irwin tiny end.Tyler boy gets uptick. Who ever has
Tyler boyd I don't know any othermixing is definitely a figure out in the
backfield. And of course you're startingJoe Cool. That's it for the Bengals

(01:02:15):
eligibles for the Ravens you know,of course Lamar who doesn't Andrews who doesn't
pick the carousel in the backfield.The only two I would trust, really,
the only one I would trust isGus, But because keithon Minchell has
shown me two motherfucking weeks, Iwould find the spot for him. He'll

(01:02:39):
fuck them. Uh. The otherrunning back I don't even know. Fuck
them wide receivers zave flyers employ him. Baton taking a chance, Beckham,
you're taking no chance. And forthose of you that are super deep deep
deep deep beat beat that want togo Nelson Aguilore fucking asshole. But he's

(01:03:06):
as possibility he somehow gets in theends and I don't understand it. So
I don't. I don't know Baltimore'sreceivers, just like I don't understand Baltimore's
running backs. The only two consistentplays is Lamar and Andrewsy. You're actually
the least consistent, which is themost ironic part of it all. I

(01:03:29):
mean it's like, because you expectbig, big, big things, like
they still do well, but likethey don't do They're not doing what you
expected them to do. And tothose of you that you know, maybe
watching this and or not in ourleague that do start defenses, you could
start both defenses, and you canstart both kickers because no, I mean
that dude Everson can kick them andhe could score, you know, justin

(01:03:52):
Tucker's pretty much the greatest kicker toput on a UNI. You could start
the deep. Baltimore's defense is knownfor getting you turnovers. So it's Cincinnati,
so it's gonna be a slob ornot. It is the visional and
not why if we say this,it's gonna be like fucking sixty ship That

(01:04:13):
would be glorious really, But yeah, I mean we win either way there.
But the old games recently have beenalmost like still a Ravens games,
where you know it's it's a sloberknocker. It's gonna come out three maybe
seven points at the most, andit's gonna be a hard fudder. And
plus it's Thursday. See we alreadyknow what's good there. Yeah yeah,

(01:04:38):
all right, well look we willsee you all tomorrow for the Exs and
ose you motherfucker's about to show up, So we gotta figure out a draft.
But I do have one idea becauseI saw something once again Twitter and
invoked ideas. I want to talkabout kind of celebrating in sports, kind

(01:05:01):
of like flexing on people. LikeI got in this like weird argument about
like they showed this kid that likejust pimp job a fucking home run,
just pimp jobbed it and did asexy little bat flip. It was beautiful,
and people were like, riff,I hate those motherfuckers. It's like

(01:05:25):
arrogant, and like you can't takearrogance, and it's arrogant. We were
four or fourteen. I'm like,have you ever seen kids? They want
to these are heroes, Like heemulated a beau my you would think as
you got older, I want tosee less celebration. But I got one

(01:05:45):
particular player that I've changed my whole, my whole opinion of when they were
active in the game and they wereshow don't say the name, they were
active in the game and in theNFL as a player, yeah, I
probably wasn't as supportive. But asthey got older and they showed voted,

(01:06:06):
I'm all form them, behind themone hundred percent. And the motherfucker is
now a coach, So I meanit's like years. I don't know I
would think as I got older,I would be less in favor of celebration.
It's an exact opposite. Let thesemotherfuckers. You know, that's just

(01:06:28):
one of the topics. Tomorrow willcome up with something else to in a
draft, but I don't know,I feel like that's gonna be a bit
of a passionate, animated conversation becauseI feel like we're both on the same
side of this, and I foundmyself super passionate about this thing, and
I'm just like, this is well. I mean that kind of goes back
to remember one of your conversations whereyou know, we talked about you know,

(01:06:53):
in sports, you hate the interviewsbeing so draft they fucking played the
game in her life, and there'swe just give and they ain't supposed to
get out of pocket or say anythinglike it's boring as fun, Like yeah,
I'm I'm past that era of handthe ball to the ref. Fuck

(01:07:14):
that before you hand it to theref, motherfucker gondy a little celebration and
do a do a motherfucking uh bowlingball, knock on all the pins and
have some fun. Fuck that.Yep, you're a kid. At the
end of the day, you werea kid, you grew up, you
wanted to do this. You nowget paid a bootload of money, and
in the end of the day you'restill kind of hard. Me. It's

(01:07:34):
a it's a level of difficulty.Is once you get to the top level,
it is no longer that easy toget there. So once you get
there, fucking Cam Newton the fuckout of it. Yeah, damn,
do everything ship, I don't givea fuck. Have fun. Yep.
All right, So that's tomorrow.We'll see all then, and we'll see

(01:07:57):
you again on Saturday with the elevenand kind of preview and see if we
were right about Thursday. Nos,alright, kids, so take your vitamins
and uh take your vitamins. Butfor those of you that don't have physical

(01:08:19):
vitamins, eat your King vitamins.Cop yourself some flintstones, some flintstone vitamins,
not ones, the old school onesthat are chocking, the old ones,
and they taste like motherfucking tombs andship. Yeah, but I used
to fuck those things up as akid. I love Tom, Like,

(01:08:42):
are we talking about those coff drops, those looten ones, the cherry ones.
Oh, flintstone vitamins, Yo,they were good. And now I
think this is why we're all fuckedup as older people, because we're like,
we all have deficiencies. Yeah,all right, all your week eleven

(01:09:08):
unless you're playing me. Yeah.Ah
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The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!

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