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Brought to you by Open Enrollment.Bhom Hey, it's football again. And
Thursday sucked, which was supposed tobe a fun game, but it was

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like an armagedon. It turned intoan injury fucking disaster, like it was
a blood bath, Like what reallywas? Uh? And and I know
it. I knew it was gonnabe something like something somehow it was ruined
because of it's I'm just saying,I mean, two significant players going forward

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is like like what the fuck?Like like I didn't want a game that
damn harsh, that was gonna doall of that and make that much of
an impact. It's like, Yeah, from like an AFC North standpoint,
it's kind of like nice. Imean it's like now it's like sorry as

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Steelers gotta even I just looked atthey four next four games, and the
landscape changed dramatically, Like they playthe Browns, who Deshaun Watson just went
down for the year. Yeah,did they turn around and play Cincinnati who
Joe World went down for the year? Then they're playing New England, I

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mean Arizona, who you know KylerMurray is a fucking coin flip? Did
they turn around and play New Englandand it's like and they season is in
disarray. Do you mean to tellme that the Stellers could be sitting here
at twelve and fucking three? Serious? Because I mean, I think,

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I mean they have for the restof the entire schedule, they have winnable
games against everyone except for Baltimore.Baltimore and maybe Seattle. The rest of
them is like Arizona, New England, Cincinnati twice, the Browns and motherfucker,

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it's like I think Indianapolis, Imean they can get to they can
get the Gardner Minshew. So it'sjust like, damn when you look at
the schedule at the beginning of theyear. That's why you can't say a
certain schedule as hard as fuck,or a certain schedule is easy, because
shit changes throughout the year. Liketwo Cincinnati games that seemed like they were

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in surmountable become a cake walk.Now Like what, Okay, I just
need to know who's dick picks hehass, I don't know, like just
mister mister Steelers, yes, likeGolllee, like and there is a it's

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it's such a a weird feeling becausethere's a part of me the one schedule
on the situator. Let me letme just run this time. Okay,
Sunday November nineteenth, which is prettymuch tomorrow at Cleveland one o'club. You
say pretty much tomorrow, like there'slike a chance it won't be Sunday at

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Cincinnati one o'clock Sunday December third,Arizona at the Crib, Thursday, New
England at the Crib. So sofar, I'm saying three in one because
I feel like the lows against ArizonaArizona, he's using using Kyler. I

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love Kyler so much, so that'ssuper biased. Yeah, Okay, after
that at Indianapolis to be decided,that's winnable. Cincinnati December twenty third,
right before Chris Win at Seattle andat Baltimore him it's the only two games
I can even see them like totallylosing in and they always beat Baltimore for

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some reason. It's like these motherfuckerscan end up beating being in the end
of the season. They can besitting there in twelve and three, mother,
I mean, twelve and five isprobably the worst that they can somehow
hit that, and then the worstis trash And the worst part of that
is people are gonna be riding Kenny'sstick so hard for uh oh lost my

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guy? Hold on, I thinkJermaine had the poop. It was that
was a quick one. So nowno, he just went out and just
left. But I'm just saying,I mean, like, at the very
worst day, damn, near isgonna be twelve and five, like and

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this team is absolutely shitty as fuck, like what I like? Yeah,
So, like I was saying,I I there's a part of me over
the next four I wish they wouldjust go zero and four because I just
I want, I want. Theydon't deserve to be there. It's like
right, like I hate Kenny sofucking much it hurts, and I am

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I mean you, I ain't gonnasay you rubbed off on me, but
he rubbed off for me. Shiphe finally starts showing me like like I
said, if mother, I've beena Thomas supporter since they won, and
he is the main reason why Iam no longer on Thomas. Fucking train.

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Man, It's like I don't understandthis, dude, man, And
they fucking able to Homer pick fuckingI'm drafting somebody. It's like they was
afraid to miss out on the DamnMarino experience. Remember what happened a long
time ago where the Steelers was supposedto draft Damn Marino, but because we
came out that he was fucking aroundwith cocaine and some bullshit, somehow the

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Dolphins drafting them and he was thekid that's why he went down there.
He's like more cocaine. Okay,I'm saying, I mean that was the
whole to me, that was thewhole premise behind driving Kenny picking. We
finally got a good quarterback in ourhouse because this, let's be totally honest,

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there's never been a fucking great quarterbackat pit almost never like it was
Damn Marino. And then the greatestsense Damn Marino, I guess, has
been Kenny Pigott and drop off.How long ago? That was, Like
how the fuck? All them yearsgo past, and Pittsburgh one of the

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greatest recruiting cities in the in thecountry, that never got a quarterback for
they damn called college fucking roster Likethat's crazy. And then even when Larry
Fitzgerald was there, it was somethingRobinson what was his name, Robert Robinson
or some ship was his name.I think that was the Diaz. He

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used to work at our own job. But I mean even he, I
mean pitt Is always traditionally had terriblefucking quarterbacks, and Kenny Pickett showed some
resemblance of being decent, and theSteelers felt like they had to make a

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move or a push to not letthat next great pit quarterback out of their
wheelhouse, and they made a fuckingbad decision. Canny Pickett is fucking horrible.
But we're stubborn. We're stubborn,and we can't admit it. That's
the problem, or the team can'tadmit it. One last thing, then

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we'll get off the Steeler train.Because I'm already sad enough because I work
today, so I don't want toI don't want to end the night with
a gun. So there it O. God, I don't even have words

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like look at making magic tricks overhere. I got napkins flying on across
the street. It's it's such astrange place to be at where your hometown
team that is supposed to be allabout you. Just wish I will.
And if it's like a bad subject, everyone that's listening and watching Rich is

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going to attempt to blake black Man'sscreens this week. I'm not making that
ship Cassie is. Fuck no,well you asked me. I was like,
man, he really attempted to dowhat you said. Yeah, Cassie
is doing but I'm like, somehowyour hand in there. Oh no,

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she's impe not even going to attemptto disgrace. Oh man, you probably
make some bomb mans good like whiteMan's call it grease stop. I spiced
the ship out of that so itwould have some late, some flavored levels.

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And yet, well, you knowwhat we are talking about Pittsburgh,
So let's kind of get into thematchups because actually the first matchup is Pittsburgh
against Cleveland, and guess who getscovered. I got to cover Pittsburgh.
I'm so excited. I'm not excitedbecause you yeah, because they're a waiting.

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Yeah, and real quick, Isaw something on the Twitter sphere about
you know, everyone's excited about Mencabeing back. I'm like, there is
zero reason to play Minco. Sithim down. You know, I didn't
think they I didn't hear him,but I heard that fucking prior move was

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coming back. I didn't hear nothingabout Menco. Yeah. In the beginning
of the week, people were likethinking Mink is gonna play and if don't
play, please don't play, becauseyou have no reason to play. There
is nothing that you need to contribute. This is going to be an easy,

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easy game. It's like you're you'relooking at probably one defensive score at
least, and Boswell will kick aboutfive field goals. It's gonna be like
a twenty two to fucking ten thing. So you said ten, Yeah,

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just a weird ass score, becausewell, why the hell not. Why
It's gonna be a very, very, very boring game. It's gonna be
filled with a lot of punts,a lot of kicks. Every game the
Distillers is going to be involved infrom here on out. It's going to
be the same Thursday night fucking gameevery so at start at your own risk,

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just like normal Deontay Pickens, Andif you want to go with youth,
I would not, actually because heliterally came back from an injury,
got injured again, reaggrevated it,and I was coming back again. Sit

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him see if he actually can beyou know, healthy, and if you
want to play in hand, buthe he's my replacement tight end in one
of the leagues that I had MarkAndrews in. Yeah, I got Traymon
Bride and won, which I'm goodnow made that move. I made that

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move weeks ago because I was justpreparing for Andrews. Huh. I didn't
know he was gonna get fucking hurtfor the rest of the season, so
I already had him sitting on thebench. But these is the leagues that
I'm three and seven, and whogives a fuck? Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean I already had him capable, and then I took Friar Muth

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and the other one. It wasjust like, Okay, I got a
movie. I r I can't playhim a course this week because I already
play Andrews. And Andrews that art. So you want to nine hundred tight
ends? I mean, who isyour now permanent replacement for Andrews. Uh?
Logan Thomas. Okay, Logan Thomas, and I also re picked up

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uh training for uh. I waslike, what the fuck is you doing?
But then you yeah, So thenI dropped him. I picked him
up because I know it's gonna beHe's gonna get reacclimated into it. But
him and Kyler gotta kind of mindmeld, like he really does, like
going to Earth. I don't knowhow that's gonna look. But I'm also

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like, you know what, forthe season. To be honest, I
didn't know he had a chance tocome back. I mean they made they
might try to pull that because it'sa quadrcept. It's not like it's a
fucking hammy, so you know,hey whatever, he did something to it.
But I realized, I'm like,hey, you know what, let's
not play the tight end timeshare game. Let's go with something that I'd rather

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go with, an established Hakee here'sthe number one tight end on the team.
Whatever, Logan Thomas, it's we'vealready been over that with him.
As long as this dude is healthy, he's very, very good, but
it's he's he's made of paper mache. So hey whatever, But that's kind

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of my plan for that. Butrest of the roster, don't. I
mean, Jay I would play JalenMoren and sit and augy I until he
actually shows he can be a relevantback and be relied upon. He's just
not Najed Harris. To me,is that fact that tries too hard,

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Like it's like like that one justlast week, it was like a third
down in like four and he hadhad the four, but he jumped over
tried to jump over top of theman, and fucking guys end up getting
stopped short one yard. It's like, why are you jumping? You are

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a six fucking two six four back? What are you jumping in the air
for? Like, I don't He'sa back that just tries too hard and
fails miserably at it. It's justlike I don't understand, and I would
if I had both backs, orif I had one of the two,
I would definitely try to I woulddefinitely feel more confident trying Jayleen Warren,

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who probably wasn't even drafted until methe last fucking five rounds. I'd rather.
I'm way more fucking comfortable trotting himout there than a back that was
probably drafted in the first five roundsin Nazi Harris. Mm hmm. Yeah.
I mean that's that's about it,So go ahead, have fun.

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Talk about Cleveland. They're trying outsome fucking some some motherfuckers that mother and
I gotta I gotta give him athree initial name because I don't know it
was Darron Thompson. Robin sounded likea fucking shoe store and ship on the

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South side his eligibles. I gottagive props to AMRII Cooper. I didn't
think he was as good as hewas when he was in Dallas, Like,
I just don't think they utilized themwell enough. And before he got
to Dallas, he was with itwas Amuri Cooper with oh Okan Oakland right,

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yes, yes, yes, yes, they never used them properly,
you know. And he's become aquarterback match up proof type of damn player
where it doesn't matter if my sonor motherfucking dtr or motherfucking the rats in
my attic throwing the peel, motherfuckingAmark Cooper's gonna catch those passes out of

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He's similar to kind of like youknow, uh Davante, where doesn't matter
who's stolen the ball, that dudeis gonna somehow be productive. And I
give a Mark Coople all the propsin the world. Doesn't matter who's stolen
in the ball. He is ineligibleany team he's playing one. He is
eligible for sure. He's like thebut it's weird, like he's like the

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redheaded step child eligibles because it's likehe he You're right, he is almost
matchup proof, but you never he'salways like the sneak. He's at the
Tyler Lockett man, he's like supersneaky but superst That is a great comparison
Tyler Lockett go ahead. He justdoesn't get the appreciation that he deserves.
But he's just like, yeah,I just do shoot all the time.

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Okay, yep. So in Cleveland, you got d t R. Like
I said, you got a MARIICooper. That's gonna if there's one player
on Cleveland's roster that is a startableplayer every fucking week, it is a

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Mari Cooper. No other receiver therein Cleveland. Moore, e Elijah Moore,
You're You're I'm gonna say, ifyou're in the deep league. We
are in a deep league. Butthat's still a dark brow. You still
don't you still don't try him outthere? Yeah, with this situation,
absolutely not. He's a He's adart throw uh and Joeku another dark throw.

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It depends on you know a lotof young quarterbacks love and utilize their
tight ends. Yeah, yeah,he would be in eligible. There are
two running backs Cleveland stay Cleveland staystacked with two good ass running backs,
and you normally it's Chubb and hunt. This time it's FOURD to hunt either

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or you know, either one ofthem can pop off hunt. Like I
said, would you plan them though, Like if you had to play both
of them, yes, I would. Yes, in your league absolutely,
In a ten team league might havea little bit of reservation, but in
this league, absolutely, if Ihave both of them, I would.

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I would try them both out.Fuck them, you know. I mean,
England's running game is the engine totheir fucking call. So that's gonna
be a close game. So it'snot like they're gonna be blown getting blown
out. So I feel like they'restill gonna They're gonna They're gonna run in
the stores. The Stiller's defense againstthe run has been suspect for over the
past ten years. So mm hmm, yep, so do I would try

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out either one of those running backsa Mark Cooper, maybe an du Joku
And if you're desperate, Elijah MoreAnd that's Cleveland, okay. And if
you're in if you're in a leaguewhere you are playing defense and quarterbacks,

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you can try out Cleveland's defense aswell, because mister, can you think,
I mean, I feel like eitherone of them you could you could
try it out because I feel likethey're gonna get to the court. Both
both guys are gonna get to thequarterback walking premier pass rushers. We got
what and we got fucking hot Smith. They got fucking what's his name,

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Garrett Miles Garrett, So yeah,and he's about two people has owned himselves.
So yeah, yeah. I feellike there's gonna be at least one
defensive score, so special team somethingsomething something. This is one of those
games where it's just it's just it'stotally unscripted. It's totally uh, it's

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a blank sheet. Like if theNFL said, can you give us a
script what's gonna happen here? Turnin a blank sheet and says, whatever
happens happens, Yeah, just fireyour kickers, all right, Vegas.
At Miami, it feels like Iain't seen Miami in like four weeks.

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One week, but it seemed likeI ain't seen Miami play in like three
or four weeks. That's because thecouple of weeks that they did play before
to BUYE they wasn't Miami. Theywasn't Miami that we wanted that we came
and loved to see the first coupleof weeks of the season. Yeah,
they got exploited. So a changeis coming back or whatever it is.

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I know Bob is fucking acstatic.Yeah, and and I'm I'm pretty happy
to drop most of uh. SoI traded him, so that's no longer
a problem for you, exactly.I wanted to get rid of that.
I didn't want to worry about playingthat fifty to fifty thing. What's gonna

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happen, That's exactly. So.I mean I traded a fifty to fifty
to get a fifty to fifty back. So traded him for Monty. I
want to say you you you luckedout with Monty. Monty is a superstar.
I love that. Yeah, SoI just figured that's gonna be a
better feel. But when it comesto Vegas, you're gonna do you know,

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the other untouchable kind of no gamescript player. It's gonna be you
know, Adams, and then you'regonna play Josh. That's it. Don't
touch anything else, there's no reasonto touch anything else. There's no significant
injuries this week. Play the twostarters. Leave everything else alone. Yeah,

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Jacoby, would you mean oh yeah, I always forget about him shit
because he was waking for a coupleof weeks and then this ain't and O'Connell,
this new new quarterback. He don'treally see him. He don't see
him. Yeah, well, Imean, look, maybe that's an indication
of the plan there. I meanI forgot, I forgot all about him,

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and I keep forgetting about him becausehe's not doing something that makes very
significant. When Jimmy g was pullingthe pill, which is weird because he
sucks, and I'm like, whatthe fuck what's happening? But yeah,
look, if you want to playand play him, I mean, he
he has obviously his proven he cando it, but it is seemingly a

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different offensive scheme with O'Connell. Rollyour dice. But even in this yeah,
I mean you kind of have toplay him in this league because he
is the number two on a startingroster. He's on your squad because we
all know he's not on the wirebecause your dumb ass will grab him by

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now, so we know he's noton a wire. So if he's on
somebody's roster, how can you sithim down? You can't. You can't.
But if you're if you're in aregular league, I think you've already
kind of made that decision and teamer twelve teamer league, Yeah, you
probably can't afford already made that decisionof like, yeah, you got to

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prove it again here, but beforeI can put you back in the in
the lineup. So yeah, that'sall. I got to go ahead and
talk about the fun flying Miami.You you just got done talking about an
insurance convention. I get to talkabout a circus. So to absolutely,

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motherfucker, I could just smell himin my fucking nose. Twa shit fucking
tua eligibles all the time. Oneof the great receivers in the game right
now. It's mister Tyreek Hill.And to think in Kansas City, I

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used to think he was just afucking like a like a special teams gadget
type of player. This dude turnedinto one of the premier receivers in the
league. I thought he was alittle black little scalp running around like,
Okay, he's just a special teamswiper player. He's a fast motherfucker that
don't know what to do with hisfucking speed. And somehow Kansas City allowed

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him to channel it and turned itinto a premier receiver. And then he
went to Miami and got the bag, and he got the bag and he's
good and he's doing He's not oneof those players that got the bag and
then fucking turned his back. Hegot the bag and he's returning the labor
that the investment that they put theHe he has a perfect ro o.

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I return on INVA. That manhas I was. I was super worried
whinning with Miami. I'm like,he ship on my home talking about fucking
too. Was more accurate, themost accurate quarterback he's ever came across.
Are you just disrespected the Mahomes andyou want to fucking chip with this man?
You want to chip with this manand you disrespected him for some unknown

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concussion. Layton quarterback starting to showthat hey, I wonder how much that
was just to pump his head uptoo, just to be like, yeah,
you're better the dude, let's go. I mean there is some gamesmanship
there. I mean they're probably Imean him and the Homes are probably still
like yo, oh yeah, yeahyeah. He said. When they played
and was able to Germany, hesaid, I'm still cool with both with

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him and Kelsey. He didn't mentionnobody else, so he was only cool
with the two mains. So yeah, you know got hey, you don't
got your friends with the kick.It's fine they want to chip. You
gotta understand, man. I mean, you know as well as I know
them years that you want to chipin fantasy. We don't see it in
real life. We can see itonly in fantasy. That's why we're doing

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the show because our passion is therethose years you want to chip. Don't
you remember damn there every player onthat squad that year and how they contributed
to your team to win that chip. You'll never get that damn performance them
and they from all contributions. Otherpeople didn't see what happened, but there's
certain people that bailed you out incertain weeks. Waver Wirelet's yeah, that

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ship year was significant to you andyou will not forget that ship. Same
thing. I mean, like youthink you think in real life, it
ain't like I mean, they havewon a chip together. There are linked
to the hit there. They canfucking go two different opposite directions for the
rest of their life, but theygonna always remember that fucking chip. They

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really are so But yeah, TyreekHill, Jaylen wadle H, jayl I
mean some some people probably you knowconsider Jayalen Waller one of the top twenty
receivers in the game, and soon and so forth. But I've told
you before on these podcasts before,it's he's the juror still out for me.

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For him, it's like, okay, he's a great compliment, but
like his compliment, skills have beengetting for g LEI, he hasn't been
able to do enough to feel goodabout it. That's the thing. He's
just playing enough football to be like, hey, you're good. It's like
if I employed him and I neverhave, I would be pissed because it's

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certain games that the man goes offto fucking forty points, and then there's
certain games that he gets hurt,play the game and he never returns,
and it's like he's the football.Weren't fucking three points on this dude,
and that's my week. He's theonly football he's the only football player that
has f m l A yep.And he's a productive f m l A

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player. It's just every few weekshe's like, how many hours did you
not work? Uh? So Imissed two quarters that I missed. He
gets his game check, he's like, fuck man, Like I'm on a
vacation or taken out of my Goddamn money is his worship? That is,

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he's the NFL player. That isthat that might be the title of
the title of the episode. Playerfor sure, because he's a great player.
But it's like, is he goingto be there? It's like,

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very rarely have can I recall agame that Jaylen Wattle played from start to
finish and did not produce? Heproduces when he's there, What is he
gonna be there? Right? Likehe needs to be in there enough to
get you your points. And you'relike, all right, you met your
you at least met your expectations.Don't die, but if you get hurt,

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I understand. He said, Idon't die, but I understand.
So and then we already discussed.I still don't understand why Miami never made
any moves to go out and geta monster tight end. Like even if
you can grab Hunter, any fuckingpiece of shit, you could have made

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a trade for a tight end.So now that Ellen's supposed to be getting,
it's just a when Watta is notthere, he puts so much more
pressure on Tyreek Hill. And it'slike, if I was a decoordinator,
if you don't got Wattle, I'mtripping, pulling, fucking If you got
Wadle, I'm doubling at least TylerKill. You know. So the guy

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that I picked up and then droppedtoday, who who's in there? He
is? Oh you dropped the barrio? Yeah, I picked up Moss.
I'm grabbing him. Jones talking bythe Yeah, yeah, yeah, you

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seen that. You've seen that.I had a you see me pick up
Machi Before that, I had aIt was like it was like the Houston
Texan train had already left because yougrabbed Noel Brown, and I'm still trying
to hold on to a little pieceof it. That's why I grabbed a
Mechi. Dude, I was justlike this aura, I guess. I

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was like, I'm on a pieceof this offense. I don't give a
fuck how desperate it I might lookgrabbing it, and then I looked at
it read all of his ship outlike what the I was like? And
Zay Jones sitting out there with afat ass eleven projected, I'm like,
if he plays, because I ain'tplaying, you know, I'm wait and

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see approach. I mean John Metchiwaiting to see approach. I wasn't gonna
start tarhing met you, like,what the fuck? You know what I'm
saying. I mean, I mightbe stupid this year, but I ain't
that goddamn stupid. But so Ichose to, you know what I'm saying,
to try to hold on to theoffice. But yeah, no tight
end in Miami running backs moster achain. Who knows what's gonna happen with

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this time share? Usually when motherfuckercome off, I R only a few
people there have been been Cooper Cupwe talked about. He came out swinging,
like what the fuck is I are? You know what I'm saying,
most players IR is an ease backin. So I still think that a

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chain is gonna easily slow back in. And I'm hoping the same thing with
never Mind. Will talk about thatwhen I get to we get too that
game. I'm talking about Foreman,you know what I'm saying. And then
you got Herbert coming back. Andthat's why I'm still trotting off for me
because Foreman was productive, wildly productive, and I'm not just gonna sit him

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down just because Herbs coming out.Yeah, he's had a Q all week,
So we'll kind of we'll see mand just speaking of our league period,
I don't know you notice, Idon't. I don't know if you
give up, but I think youdo because you always fucking be checking bullshit.

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Uh the dude I'm playing. Itseems like he hasn't touched his lineup
all week, and it's like it'she picked up. Yeah, he picked
up something today. He dropped makingchanges today. Yeah, well and I
and I saw that, and Iwas like, you know what, he
has no skin on Thursday, sohe has no reason to mess with it.

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He's but I think he didn't evenhave a quarterback in. He didn't
nobody. He had a bunch ofmissing players. And I'm like, is
he has he completely checked out?Or no? He dropped up. When
you play me, motherfucker, youfind a way, you go into the
sewer and get motherfucking rat rat ratroach ratitude, and you start him because

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you playing me, because I veryrarely can get a fucking pass where somebody
some supposedly forget they said they lineup. No, that's not gonna happen.
M All right, next game call, going to Detroit. So speaking to
the Chicago Yeah, yeah, soHerbert's back perform it's been questionable. I

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think it's gonna be the exact samething with a Chane and Moster, except
one of them, or one ofthem who's has been hurt for all weeks,
so I don't know. They're gonnahave to play catch up. Fields
is back, so you know,maybe more owners will have an uptick.

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Who knows? I dropped MOONEI becauseI'm like, what am I retarded?
We're not playing that. That's stupidbecause when more or when Fields is in,
Mooney got nothing, there's no reasonto play it. The only play
he got was via a backup quarterback, which is the logic there. I
can't even make sense of that.I don't know. Comet, maybe cool

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have fun with it. Who knows? With him, we've already been over
his up and down stuff. Yeah, I mean you're you could probably get
away starting both both running backs thatRoseean or whatever the hell his name is.
Yeah, he his relevance has completelydisappeared. It's expired. Yeah,

(36:16):
he's like, you know, likehe's like bread that says best used by
and and his date was like lastSunday. So yeah, yeah, there's
some there's you want to open upthat bread and still eat that bread.
You go right ahead, but it'sin expired. Yeah. Okay, So

(36:38):
you're saying Detroit, where do Istart? I love the head coach from
the gate? Uh Golf? Youknow? You know all right? Ye
had some tech issues. Sorry,and I don't I don't know where and

(36:58):
when? Just go back over theYeah, just go back over the Detroit
stuff because I am wanting to hearit because I have Detroit skin. So
good. Yes, So I startedoff with Jared Golf. Uh No,
I started off with I love thecoach, Jared Golf Eli, I mean

(37:22):
fucking rip it? Uh Eli?The Sun God m about down. Josh
Reynolds. I wouldn't that man,Sam Laporter, Yeah, Jamier Gibbs.
Yeah, I need to do Ineed to keep going off Williams. These

(37:49):
motherfuckers are Detroit is fucking serious.So did you hear about the Williams stuff?
What? What what happened to him? Uh? So it's good stuff.
So basically, you know, DannyCampbell was like, listen, you
gotta in order to get the rock, you have to block. That's kind

(38:12):
of his his mantra. And Iguess on one. I guess on one
of the plays last week, andI believe it was the Monty run,
the seventy five yarder. He laidlike a real good block. William Yeah,
I did see that, and hewas like, and I guess Campbell
was like, that's that. Nowyou're it's it's almost like now you're a
part of the team. Now wenow we will employ yourself. Now it

(38:35):
will take you seriously. So itmight be that point where you could start
him and actually feel good. AndI think Bob has him, so it
might be one of those things whereit's like, Okay, now now you
can. I mean, unfortunately it'sweak eleven, but a little better late
than pregnant, I guess, butwhatever, get in there, man.

(38:57):
That's my sleeper pick this year islike I mean, as far as you
know, independent of fantasy, independentof years passing the NFL. Yeah,
Detroit is like my loca. Yesthey are. I am interested in what
they're doing. Like in college football, remember I told you I was really

(39:20):
interested in Colorado, they've been gettingblown the funk. I don't know what
the fuck they have, Like Dionis getting blown out now, Like I
don't know. But as far asyou know, today's hot button team,
the team that is fun and I'min love with this year. It's Detroit
from the coach all the way downand they're like, not anymore. Yeah,

(39:44):
And that's that's the fun part.Yeah, that's that underdog in you
that is rising up, you know, and it's like, yeah, why
not us? Yeah, I mean, god damn it. There all kinds
of talent. So all right,next Tennessee at Jacksonville. Fucking gross.

(40:05):
The only thing I got to say. And I'm actually starting Kyle Phillips this
week, so I've seen his fuckinghis his white plastic face in lineup.
It was almost like he looked likea creative player on man, is that

(40:25):
his real face or that was thestock image I seen him on your lineup?
I was like, the fuck isthat dude? It was like that
that's that's pulled straight from Google images. It's just typed in random white guy

(40:51):
and you starting him. Speaking ofstarting how deep our league is, we
can and one of the craziest partsof the league and the one of the
parts I love that motherfucker. Youcan let it all ride on no name
that's backed there by the spider wheelsbehind your fucking bedroom door. You can

(41:14):
start that motherfucker in this league andfeel good about it. Fucking you know
what I'm saying. You can't dothat in those big leagues. No,
you go in a ten teenth league, you started Kyle Phillips, You're gonna
be like, uh, you're comingtwo touchdowns. They're gonna still say,

(41:37):
who who are you starting this league? Motherfucking I started Trent Irwin last week
and the motherfucker dropped the touchdown.And normally in any other league it would
be that helps no one, Noit me. In that league, it
didn't help because I lost. Butwell, so you know why I'm starting

(42:00):
him, Like Jacksonville is giving upthe second most passing yards to to you
know, in the league. SoI feel good about And here's the other
part that I was gonna speak about. So Tanny's back, but Canny's number
two on the depth chart, sois will Lewis's team. So I kind

(42:22):
of feel good about putting him inthere. And and you know he's been
hitting hop and I think Henry.I got rid of Henry right at the
right time. I got about abouttwo weeks out of him, then I
dished him back out. This isyah, start him if you want,
I mean it's hard not to,but I think that. I think the

(42:47):
Tenant. I think the Tennessee isgonna be down. They're gonna need to
throw and I think, God,what's his goddamn name? The backup?
Uh jeez, the Tennessee uh uhto to to Henry Spears. Yeah,
I think he's gonna be more involved. He's gonna be the better play,

(43:09):
I think. But you know,once again, Henry can just tumble into
the into the end zone. Soyou know, pick your poison there.
But I thinkyle Phillips is a goodplay this week. That's that's kind of
my my sneaky sleeper kind of pickfor the week. And in this lead,

(43:29):
we can do it. Okay,So was that Tennessee for you?
Yeah? Okay, Jacksonville Lords,Captain Kirk uh uh, I know a
lot of you. I don't wantto hear it this, but I know
I know what you're gonna say.Really, I guess you can't sit him

(43:52):
down. You can't. You can'tnot start him, can you. Yeah?
And this league? No, ina normal league, I think at
that point, I think he's normallyabsolutely I would sit him down. Yeah,
But in this one, I can'tfeel like you I feel like you
could. What I mean, soall right, let me let me put

(44:15):
it this way. So maybe notthis week, but next week since there's
no buys. Yeah, if he, if he, if he does what
he's been doing again, I thinkyou could get away with sitting them.
And this dude was the hottest thingsince fucking apple pie. How many weeks
in a row have we talked aboutthis? Like that's the thing, Like,
how many weeks have we talked abouthim doing this compared to how many

(44:37):
weeks he's actually produced? Don't worry, maybe one or two weeks the whole
season. Yeah, week fucking eleven. Like it's a problem. Like I'm
not I'm not an accountant, I'mnot a mathematician, but the like that
doesn't equate to good things. That'snot how that works. So I do

(45:00):
at your own peril. I don'tgot that headache to deal with, so
happy, Yeah, that's gotta be. That's just that's gonna be gross because
you're just waiting. It's like he'lldo it next week. No, he
won't, probably play that's like reallyfucking me like that that, I'll continue
to allow torture me gave debate truetoo, he is that he is that

(45:27):
same exact player not start. It'slike, and when I did finally sit
him down to motherfucker drop thirty twopoints, I just couldn't Oh my god,
I just can't understand it. Well, well you know what, well,
I mean, we'll get into Buffaloa little bit later. But you
know, I got some ideas aboutthat. So all right, what else

(45:50):
I'm Jackson? What he got?T monster tight end? You can even
go Evan Ingram who is I don'treally know. I haven't really tracked his
stats, but from what I understand, he hasn't been as productive as he
was last year. Nope, gotanother another one that got the bag and

(46:12):
was like okay, I'm good.Yeah, Now do you think they're gonna
come out like a ball of firebecause they got they got steamrolled last week.
So and even I think I sawsomething about Doug Peterson saying like hey,
and I don't know if this islike just the meme or something like
that, but I saw something abouthim saying, look, we paid him

(46:34):
millions of dollars about millions of dollarsin for him to be receivers. He
needs to get his head. Heneeds to get his head out of his
ass. I was like, Idon't know if that's a direct quote,
but shit, I mean talk aboutyou know, you call him out.
Hey, Look, sometimes you kindof have to because you're not doing buck
all. So Kirk can only doso much for you. Kirk is the

(46:57):
only one that's productive in that wholeoffice. Him and et that's it.
Like, I mean, I know, I employed Heinekel last week. Yeah,
and he didn't do a damn thing. But in one of my leagues,
I was about to grab Lawrence andI was so glad I didn't because

(47:19):
it's just like, yeah, lookat Heineke. I scored that motherfucker.
Yeah, Lawrence not a flex.All right. So Chargers at Green Bay,
we still don't want to cock.Uh yeah, yeah, there's there's
uh four more at one o'clock.Yeah schedule. Yeah, there's only three

(47:45):
games at four, which is annoyingbecause I have to go to this birthday
party. All right, So Chargersat Green Bay. I just saw something
about he and Alan. He's stillquestionable with that shoulder. He's mister glass,

(48:08):
That's what it is. That's he'salways hurt. I've always stayed away
from him. Yeah, obviously Ecklerstart him up. I don't know if
kiton. I think I saw somethingabout him being banged up, but he's
inconsequential. You're basically going because theyI think that I saw something about them

(48:34):
signing or bringing up two other receivingplayers from the practice squad. So that
doesn't ring great things for Alan's health. If they're calling up practice squad players
in the wide out position, that'snot great. So yes, I'm employing
guy now. I mean he mightbe questionable, he might, but shit,
he got he gotta do it somegod damn. Yeah. I mean

(48:57):
at least he has a relationship withhim. So ever, it is out.
So yeah, if anybody's looking fora tight end help and it's the
part of him, dude, Iguess becomes employable. I believe it be.
But I get it. I meanit's a tight end thing. So
I mean, I'm I'm quite sureyou can find better options than me once

(49:21):
where he couldn't even get me onepoint, So that I'm cool. Yeah,
he's that. He's another cool cometype of deal. Yeah, that's
about it. So really it's Alanand as everything else is kind of h
We'll see, all right, GreenBay have fun, Jordan Love Eligibles stops

(49:49):
Watson, Rice is is Watson eligiblenow? Like I feel like you could
sit him? Uh you even PiousHicks or whatever, Like, yeah,
you never know who you hit.Muskgrave, Dylan, Aaron Jones any any

(50:15):
point, any of those can popoff. There's no consist the most untalented
talented roster I've ever seen. It'sthe weirdest thing talented untalented roster. It's
fucking strange. Yeah, I don'tthink they're gonna do too too much.

(50:37):
Jordan Loves and until he actually realizeshow he can drive, it's gonna be
one of these little Musgrave little holdOn lost my host hold on Jordan Loves
sucks. I'm just saying. Imean, it's Green Bay already proud of

(51:02):
how they pushed Aaron Rodgers out likethat. I mean, like mm hmm.
I mean he did the same thingwith probably Bar but it worked out
because they had Aaron Rodgers. Thistime is not so good. Well.
I I think it's one of thosedeals where they had to see if he
could if he could swim. Youknow, It's kind of like the baby

(51:22):
bird that gets pushed out of thenest. Well fly or mother fly or
dope, motherfucker choose, you know, make your choice, and he he
just he don't have it. Butthe strange thing is he sees very bad,
but he is light years ahead ofKenny Pickettuse fuck that guy? How
bad is that? And you actuallyreal quick? It's a little sidebar here,

(51:45):
because anytime I can shit on thisteam, I will. You see
all these people saying, oh,well, you know, maybe you don't,
but I see plenty of people saying, you know, well, he's
progressing. It's only a second year, explains explains cj Out and Plase.
Yeah, Stroud is definitely in acategory by so I mean that that doesn't

(52:07):
happen, that's not that's not common. Jack Wilson don't look like he had
a clue what's happening? Still betterthan Still better than Kenny. I would
feel I would feel more confident inthis team with Zach Wilson. There's a
fucking statement. Yeah that is?But am I wrong? Am I wrong?

(52:29):
Though? Because I have seen ZachWilson when he has time, he
looks good, like he moves theball comfortably. I don't know, it's
just something anyway, good go backto Green Bay or read Duble time,
because it's not really much more totalk about. I finished with Dylan and

(52:51):
Jones and that's about it. That'sthat's it for the eligibles for Green Bay.
Let's go. Yeah, are youcomfortable starting all the people or you're
kind of just like, you know, I would try to start Jones.
Uh? Maybe with that face?Yeah, I feel very comfortable looking like

(53:14):
someone looking like someone farted by yourear. You're like, it's about it.
I don't see it. It's justthat's so crazy because just just thinking
about how important Rogers was that teambecause Dobbs was stood, Watson was.

(53:36):
I mean, Watson's hurt all year, so don't you know that's unfair.
But dude was a stud. Dudewas that downfield like hold my beer moment
people? Yeah, like last year, but that was Rogers throwing him the
pill? Yeah, And it justshows you how important even a old,
hurt, disgruntled, cantankerous old manback there still like I'm gonna make you

(54:01):
look good. And this young sprykid with legs is not he ain't it?
But all right? Uh? NextArizona is Houston. This should be
a fun game. I feel likethis should be a shootout the second game
with Kyler back. So if youdidn't feel comfortable playing him, feel comfortable.

(54:24):
He looked good. He looked comfortable. He was able to run,
which I think was always the bigthing, because you're always worried about that
mental part about an e CEO.He looked good, He looked comfortable.
You know, he didn't really chuckit to Hollywood that much, but not
even just to Hollywood, just said, these motherfuckers did a tush push and

(54:47):
brought in the back quarterback the youknow what, you know what, No,
I I appreciate that because the lastthing you want to do is get
him rolled up on with his likefive eight stature off the fucking connor the
fuck I get know I but youknow the toush pushes all the rage now

(55:12):
when I get it, But II I think they made a smart move,
even though they didn't get it.What you don't want to do is
potentially hurt your franchise quarterback, eventhough they don't. Now he scored the
touchdown. Oh did that? Okay? All right? I couldn't remember so,
but I think that was more like, hey, we don't want to
play this game right now. Youare just back. We do not want

(55:32):
to have you rolled up on bya six three three fifty, you know,
fella, when you're like five ninebuck eighty. Bral said, let's
not let that be a thing.It's a small fella. Yeah, yeah,
Connor put in Ben definitely. Imean at the end of the DMR
demarcation de Marcano. Where the fuckhis name is? Michael will said j

(56:02):
wick Ship, Yeah, Hollywood,obviously, yeah, get him. I
he loves ron Dell Moore. Iwould feel I'd feel comfortable putting him in
there, but I also love Rondell. I think it's I think I really
am like an Arizona fan at heart. It's weird. Michael Wilson, he's

(56:22):
questionable leaving Bee. I mean,he was good with the backups. We
don't know how that's gonna be gowith his known targets. If Wilson becomes
a part of it, cool great. But McBride, yeah, get him
in there. Can't really not atthis point. I don't know what his
stat line last week was, butI know zach Ertz is coming back,

(56:45):
and that should be even though itshouldn't. Even though even though you shouldn't
be concerned, you should be concernedjust based on their relationship. Him and
Kyler, they hit He hits hima lot, so who knows. But
that was also with Cliff came,you know, Cliff the coach, and
he was terrible. So who knowsit's gonna be an It's it's almost like

(57:09):
a brand new offense to watch himfold with new coach and you know,
kind of the same old players,but you know how it's gonna go.
And I feel like it's gonna bea high flying thing. So your fun
game. So talk about Houston ofcourse, you know, Rookie of the
Year, m VP of the leagueso far Crow, Uh huh? Ellisibis

(57:35):
tat down? Nicole Collins is comingback. You don't know about Noah Brown,
I don't know Bobby Tree, nameonly Matchie, don't know Targy ferguson

(57:55):
tight end. Well wait no,that's fucking and no, that's Shults,
not for the chokes used to bein Dallas. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Shults running back out ofnowhere, singletary mother, what's the
name is no longer? Damian Piercehas been out some weeks and even when

(58:16):
he was in, he was out. So would you feel good starting singletary
though, like, like we alreadyeveryone knows, I wouldn't. I wouldn't
go to say I felt good.I would just say that, you know,
I felt a little bit positive basedoff of last week's performance. But
that's kind of chasing the part alittle bit, starting to close your eyes

(58:38):
type of deal. Yeah, yeah, I think everyone that everyone that you
said, though, I feel likeI feel very I feel real good about
except for Bobby, But I wouldsay, Noah, don't yeah being that
like if he was this question allweek, I feel okay, but he

(59:01):
went from questionable out to questionable today. I'm like, yeah, I'm just
like, no, man like thatthat. I don't. I'm not.
I will. I will take anl with you putting up twenty in a
tuddy No, I just I that'stoo yep. All right, Oh,

(59:31):
God, Dallas and Carolina, startall your Dallas people, start all your
Dallas people. There's no injuries tospeak of, God, Carolina, there's
not much. I mean, yousaw what DAC did against a real a
game they should win easily that youwould think would be a running I mean,

(59:55):
they're the same type of team wherehe beat up on fucking cream puffs
tomato cans and ship but they can'tbeat the big people. This, Yeah,
it's just gonna be a and andwatch and it will end up being
some kind of weird like throw allthe time game that should have been last
week. But Carolina does have adecent defense, so it's it's not gonna

(01:00:20):
I don't think it's gonna be ablowout like like they had for the Giants,
but it's you're a fool if you'restarting Bryce young. They got Adam
feeling uh dj Charkut who knows ifhe ever plays like disappointing person. I

(01:00:45):
fucking love chark Man, Like,oh god, Like that's like like the
saddest story in the NFL. ManLike, dude has crazy talent, very
very good, but he can't behealthy and going to shitty teams. I
think that's the reason why teams keepshipping him out, because he just always

(01:01:07):
hurt, but he always gets ajob. Like that's the weird. That's
the other part of it. Everybodysays, damn, if he could just
stay on the field, you can't, he can't. I think it was
last year or the year before.I picked him up right before Thursday game

(01:01:28):
and two plays and he fucking likesnaps the ankle, like god damn it,
whatever, whatever his big injury was, I forget what it was,
if it was a knee or anankle, but I picked him up that
day and fucking end of the year. This fucking immediate, like ir rest

(01:01:50):
of the season. Out for theyear. Oh yeah, Carolina, Yeah,
that's it, Tuba because you lovehis name, Miles Sanders. Yeah,
you're a damn ful if you're startingmouths ever again, he is worshed
fucking Pittsburgh worst. Yeah, well, another shitty game, the last of

(01:02:16):
the one PM Giants at Washington.All right, go ahead and talk about
Washington. He's just saying, fuSaquon. I mean, start Saquon if
you want. But literally he isthe everything on that team. And he's

(01:02:37):
fragile too, so how much canhe carry? I like you almost hope
he gets hurt so he doesn't haveto fucking deal with the team, just
like just let it be a fuckinglike just the whole wash of the team,
Like everyone's dead. It's fine.Washington, howe Uh scary Terry Johann

(01:03:08):
Doatson, Uh, Thomas Logan,Thomas Yeah, b Robinson, what's the
name Gibson I got is fucking isout so lazy. If you're deep deep
and you need them help, youcan go that. Go get that young

(01:03:29):
kid Rodriguez or some ship. Ithought about it, by the way,
I almost I almost did it.I'm like, oh no, yeah,
don't do it. That's that's gonnabe like a ninety ten snapchair, like
Robinson's gonna eat. I don't knowwhat they're gonna do with Curtis Samuel or
Jamison Crowder. So I don't knowwhat funny enough, Yeah, you never

(01:03:52):
know. Washington, I don't know. And that's it. I don't think.
I don't think this is gonna bea Dallas type of game. I
say, think they're gonna get upby ten and just run Robinson into the
fucking ground. I I mean,I'm always scared to start Logan Thomas because
they're not gonna need him so andand I'm not trying. You do you

(01:04:16):
they do? You still get passesto the tight end like they don't need
to the receivers. But you justbetter hope. You better hope Terry scores
in the first quarter, because ifhe doesn't, he's probably not gonna touch
the rock too much. More,they're not gonna need to so this could

(01:04:38):
even be a backup. Actually,you know what that maybe that gunsal This
guy isn't a bad play Beau.I would imagine maybe midway through the third
and the fourth. Yeah, hemight perform like Keithon Mitchell did in garbage
time. You need to do somethingbecause Gibson's out, like like, I'm
not saying like he's out for thegame, but I think he's done with

(01:04:59):
the his team. He has provento be a bust and that's sad is
he seemed to have the juice.But kay, all right, four o'clock
Tampa Bay at Niners. Cool.Uh, Baker might die this week.

(01:05:25):
He may get crippled, obviously,go Evans. I mean he's matchup proof
because he's until he gets hurt andpulls a handy because his hamstrings are made
of string cheese. So that's fun. I guess you could start Kate Auton.

(01:05:45):
I mean, the guy is likenot really up and down. He
has a decent flour. But Ipicked him up as a backup, so
that is cool, I guess.I mean you can you can go,

(01:06:06):
oh god, what's his name?But what god? Golly? Yeah,
see how far he fell off theearth. I don't like him. I
mean, like it's like one ofthose things where they got other receivers there,
but Baker just will not give himthe time of day. So I
don't know. Yeah, I meanI kind of wonder when that squeaky wheel

(01:06:30):
thing is gonna start up. Butthey're playing a tough defense, so you
don't really know how that's going togo. I mean, they're probably gonna
be playing from behind, so Imean, you can start white, but
he's he's not all over the past. I don't want to say two or

(01:06:51):
three weeks for sure. What.Yeah, well, I think that I
think that stops the week because Ithink I think now that he's facing like
an actual defense, it's like,okay, So I don't know, we'll
kind of see how that goes.Who knows, but yeah, I mean

(01:07:15):
I wouldn't feel like crazy comfortable.Other than Mike Evans. That's really the
only person I start that I feelgood about. All the other ones,
I kind of close my eyes anddo it because I still feel like Sean
fran is that defense that you justtry to avoid if you can avoid it.
If you got me, they looklike they got the e Mojo backhand

(01:07:40):
they got they got trace Chase Youngin the trade, so it's another pass.
So brought Party debo? Are youh McCaffrey? Who who's that?
Okay? He said who who?That's about it. That's about it for

(01:08:09):
zan Fran. You starting all thoseplayers or what do you? What are
you thinking here? I will startthem all? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
even Party, even though Party hasbeen struggling a little bit. Yeah,
because you gotta throw it to Yukor you gotta throw it to motherfuckering
Deebo, or you gotta throw itthe kettle. Somebody got it, like

(01:08:30):
they can't catch them their selves.Somebody got thrown. So who would you
start? Okay? Would you startHerbert or Party? How are you talking

(01:08:51):
about? From the Chargers? Yeah? Who do they play? This week?
The Chargers are playing Green Bay.I would probably go Party because I
think the jury is still out onParty. I mean I think that you

(01:09:13):
know, he had a series ofbad games, but he hasn't played so
horribly that I no longer trust him. Okay, because I'm just curious,
because I feel like Party is lessis not his He used to be well
at that and he's not as talentedas Herbert, but he has more weapons

(01:09:35):
and Herbert has less weapons. He'smore talented. That was curious which way
you would go with that? Allright? So oh oh god, why
do you know the shitty teams?Fuck me? All right? Uh?
Jets at Buffalo, God damn it, Garrett Wilson, Priest Hall. There

(01:09:55):
you go to talk about Buffalo?All right? Uh? Allen, of
course, yuh Stefon Diggs. Mmhm, mister Volo gave the baby fuck

(01:10:19):
uh Cooke, that's from Murray.Do you even start the running backs?
They like? Think about that.I don't. I don't know what's going
on. I mean, I gotcooking another league, and I'm not starting
them because of what happened last ina regularly that's even in a regular league.
You're like, nope, wow,what about in this league? If

(01:10:42):
you were like, can you ifI have cooking this league, yeah,
there's no way I have to.I have to Uh uh, I'll just
have to go with whatever he gets. Cooker Foreman cool, if Khalil Herbert

(01:11:12):
wasn't coming back for the Bears,Okay, I got a good one.
Cooker Pollard Pollard, Okay, Pollarddoesn't really I mean you got dowb,
but he don't got the real competitionby cook Back. They love fucking Otavious

(01:11:36):
Murray and they even got what's hisname Fournette that they haven't even played yet.
Yeah, they ain't even done that. Remember when I drafted him with
the thought that someone finally picked himup, and then someone finally picked him
up and not used him. That'sfunny. Yeah. Well, one thing
about yeah, Garrett Wilson, hehas like an elbow issue, but he's

(01:11:56):
looking to play, so he's gonnabe your only safe here. There's not
much. There's nothing else there.Okay, last four o'clock game, which
is weird because we just started talkingabout it. Seattle with the Rams.
That should be a fun game.I would think Stafford's back, that's always
good. Lockett's questionable, step yeah, yeah, they're same. He's playing.

(01:12:24):
Yeah, oh okay, okay,so Lockett questionable, we'll see.
I mean he's I feel like he'salways questionable, So he's gonna play.
They lock to do the same thingevery fucking week, the question on the

(01:12:45):
question, and then they end upplaying every week. That sucks to me
for js N owner, I'm kindof like, sit down a few weeks.
Man like, let's let's let himget some play. But I'm still
playing js N with limited confidence.But he is once again my another Gape
Davis on a team that I haveGape Davis on, which is super fun.

(01:13:12):
But I guess the good part abouthaving those two players, I mean,
my team is stacked. Let's let'skind of be completely honest. My
team is fucking ridiculous. The goodthing about having those two players is you're
not necessarily worried if they use you. Now, obviously you don't want that,
but majority of the time your teamis able to make up for their
inadequacies. But it's always good tosee when they produce and Jays. Then

(01:13:36):
he looks like a good player.It looks like they're trying to get him
a little bit more away from theline of scrimmage, get kind of downfield,
let him use his kind of hisskill set, so you know,
play him. Uh maybe not ina ten team league. I mean you
probably still need to kind of sithim, but this league, obviously you

(01:13:57):
know I'm playing. I'm already kindof went over that Kenneth Walker and sharpening.
The snapshare is about fifty to fifty, but Walk but uh, you
know, Walker, he's getting way, he's been a lot more productive.
He's getting the most, he's gettingmost of the actual offensive plays. I
think Sharpening might be a better blocker. So maybe that's kind of why it's

(01:14:21):
it's a that or you know,third down back. I don't know,
but the the stats are a littlemisleading in that sense. You're like,
oh, fifty fifty time, Sure, that's well, I gotta start him.
Eh maybe not, but I wouldI in this league, Yeah,
start him. I mean, atthis point you put him in your flex.

(01:14:44):
They don't expect a lot, buthe should at least hit his assume
total. But yeah, this mightbe another shootout gino. We'll see.
Who knows what kind of geno you'regetting. He's a little bit of he's
a been a bit of uh,he's been a conflict mister high deal.
So yeah, this year, forsure, Rams do it. He said

(01:15:11):
that was starting. Yeah, yougot pooking the cool, you got Cooper
Cup. I can't believe I saidpooking the Cool before I said Cooper Cup.
They got they got weird Dan receiversout there, just saying I'm just
saying, I mean for me toeven mention him first, he says a
lot about what's this year? HGabe Davis out there, Tyler Higby running

(01:15:44):
back Karl Williams still ain't there.So I guess you gotta go with Henderson
or start last week starting then Sermon'sgonna come paint the world white. Yeah?
Fat, well, I guess ifyou're really deep. Oh god,
I was like, who and that'sit. That's like a deep dicken right

(01:16:11):
there? Oh Lee? Yeah,all right, So that is the four
o'clock one. Got two more,the late night eight o'clock game Sunday,
he got Minnesota in Denver. Thebig news came out, jj uh not
being taken off I r which I'mwas supposed to play him. I'm not

(01:16:34):
now. Nice. Look you gotlike the world's favorite son over here with
Dubbs doing silly things out here,looking like he actually should have been a
starter, right Addison. I'm kickingmyself a little bit for trading him away

(01:17:00):
because I didn't know what was gonnahappen. It was before they actually signed
Dobbs. I thought they were justgonna, you know, tank season.
But oops, you know, bigold hawk strap get him in there,
I mean, looking like a literallyliterally looking like a viking. Uh,

(01:17:25):
like what else we got out here? Madison? I don't know what his
deal with his He's probably not.I don't think he's playing. I really
don't. Yeah, and he lookedlike he had juice, but who knows.
It's always a bit of a worrisomething there. Whatever. What other
receivers are out in Minnesota here,I mean they've got the below Powell kind
of deal. I don't think that'sgonna be an. I don't know if

(01:17:49):
he's playing, is he playing?Is he out? He's not sure?
Okay, good for good because hethat was a scary hit, so definitely
help out us. I think thatwill actually help out Addison more than more
than a Jakes. It will kindof open the field up a little bit,
so he gets a little bit lessattention. But yeah, that's really

(01:18:12):
kind of about it. So goahead with Denver Russell. One box that
is Denver, Yeah, Russell,Wilson, Sutton, Judy piece of ship.
I love your hatred. You havethe hatred for Judy that the hate
that I have for it makes mehappy. It burns, It burns hard.

(01:18:36):
No tight end holding back Williams,who's been getting stronger. I got
sitting on the bench because Williamson isgetting stronger. Mcglonchla's getting a lot less
wreck, so is Ryan. Yeah, that's the one man show at this

(01:18:58):
point. Honestly, I feel likeall other backs are rebel or irrelevant.
I think they're finally given the keysand Russell Wilson sucks. I okay,
yeah, dude. I know whenthey beat Buffalo and they interviewed me like
he just knew it was gonna happen. I had all the conference in the

(01:19:20):
world. We knew he was gonnabeat these guys. I was just like,
ship the fuck up, like Ilike it a miracle. It's a
miracle. Y'all beat Buffalo. Don'tact like y'all just knew y'all was gonna
beat them. Russell Wilson looks likethe guy that says, gosh, dang
a lot. Yeah, he's acornball. He's a fucking cornball. And

(01:19:41):
he got fucking what's their name?Sierra and Sierra Fine, Sierra, how's
that shit happened? Well? Moneylike cornballs? Yeah, fucking yeah.
It makes my head hurt. Allright, Yeah, I do you feel
comfortable playing anybody except you're there?I fare Sutton, I wouldn't mind trucking

(01:20:12):
out. Really you would play Igot the wrong Denver receiver fast Sutton trotting
them out even after the years thatwe played around. Oh god, okay,
all right, you must really liketo be hurt. What's been happening
this year? And Russell do notlike Judy He fucking throws it to Sutton.

(01:20:36):
He do. Well. Look,here's how I feel about this.
Fuck Sunday. The actual, theactual thing that we should all be looking
forward to is Monday. Even Idon't care if you like football, your
dick should be hard about this.I get to talk about Philly, which
makes me happy pretty much. Philly, the Super Bowl rematch and the two

(01:21:02):
best teams and each conference giving ita giving up the super Bowl preview yep,
so yeah legit. So Philly againstthe Chiefs Monday night. God her
is out. So I think everyonefrom a receiving standpoint gets an uptick.

(01:21:26):
I mean, you could probably doyou even got a name? Who to
start? Like? Who don't youstart? Is the question? I mean,
I feel like you can maybe chuckin that zacharyis Kidder, Zachary whatever
the is? The name is zachthe old the guy from fucking Atlanta.
The key is Yeah, it's thekeys. There we go. Oh damn,

(01:21:48):
you even think he gonna catch somegoddamn well. I mean, speaking
of Philly, you called Agala lastyear and I'm pretty sure you got a
Tuddy or last week and yeah,yeah I did. Like this guy is
a fucking wide receiver whisper over here. Yeah, I just thinking about Philly

(01:22:10):
made me think there because he spentso many years doing nothing. Yeah.
No, you're right. I mean, you with any option you have,
you start like I would even start, I would even start their left guard
anything. The only thing you don'tstart is the defense. Stay away from

(01:22:32):
that ship. You have a badtime. Yeah, I mean, you
can talk about the chiefs if youwant here. But I think you think
you kind of you made your pointabout who don't you start? Who don't
you You don't start to Darius,Tony or h You can even probably even

(01:22:57):
start that damn watching dude and ship. You can. Anybody should probably start
Tony in this matchup because I feellike, I mean, and I think
that guy's an absolute fucking douce nozzle. So but you could probably get I
mean, because let's be honest,this is like a weird Chiefs team that's
that can score with nobody on theteam. Yeah, really odd. There

(01:23:20):
is no specific player except for Kelsey. Other than that, it's Kelsey and
whoever you want to choose that week. But that tells you how good Mames
it is because he can win prettymuch anybody. He's he's half and half
Tom Brady. Yes, that's whatI think. Yep, he is the

(01:23:41):
he is the haven Hald version ofTom. Tom Brady could win with fucking
a spider two back in the corner. Yeah, and motherfucking four roaches and
my fucker, Tom Brady will winthat game for you with with no picks

(01:24:05):
pretty much. And that super talenteddude is super super talented. I I
hope mmm, I hope the injurybug does not touch him his He can
go down as maybe one of theall time greats. Honestly, like what
he can do, the magic hecan pull is just it's it's it's beautiful

(01:24:30):
to watch. It really is,Like he he looks athletic, even though
he like has that weird little joyYeah, that little right, and it's
like, I mean that doesn't matchwhich that doesn't match you it's weird to
me. It throws me off,but it was ship but that I hate

(01:24:54):
his hair too. His hair looksdumb. He has like a Jerry Carroll
perm fucking situation going on. Yeah, it's fucking strange, but goddamn dude
is talented. So I really,I really hope he doesn't get hurt,
and I hope he has a longcareer. I would love to see what

(01:25:14):
his stats match up to. I'dlove to see what they do if they
get some receivers around him, ifthey give him receivers, Like did you
imagine him in Miami? Yeah,with with Kelsey? Wait, like that
got some of some fucking receivers thathe doesn't really show you that they're good

(01:25:39):
because that don't know how to getit to him. He don't know how
to get it to you know,Ceedee Lamb and fucking Cooks and motherfucking Gallup
and the tight end. Like ifyou gave those eligibles to fucking Mahomes,
those motherfuckers would be in the ProBowl already ready right now. And I
just realized what I say, Like, can you imagine Miami with Kelsey?

(01:26:01):
I'm like, you mean like theChiefs from a few years ago with hell,
yeah, never mind, Uh likewait, that doesn't make sense.
You don't have to imagine there's tapeon that stupid yeah, but that that
should be a fun fucking game,and I really hope it doesn't disappoint man.

(01:26:21):
Yeah, kind of hurt the wholeprimetime Monday night thing. Don't kill
the vibe of the game that wouldnormally happen on a Sunday afternoon because we
were pumped for Thursday, and Thursdaywas literally armageddon in the blood bath and
an absolute shame for shame for theweek now because like I didn't I didn't

(01:26:43):
enjoy it. I didn't enjoy itbecause it was just like too many people
got hurt too quick. It wasjust like damn by the time halftime was
over, it was just the gamewas a fucking like a horror movie.
We're all killed in the first coupleof opening credits, and this is just
like, what kind of movie arewe watching here? You watched the scrimmage,
that's what you watched that. Iwas not happy. I was not

(01:27:12):
happy. Well, we don't haveGerman football tomorrow. We actually have a
regular schedule from this point on,well except for coming Thursday. That's where
Thanksgiving happens and all that. Sowe will talk to you twice before that
Wednesday and Tuesday, so I'm goingto get through all that stuff. But

(01:27:33):
yeah, so we'll see, we'llsee how it goes. Hopefully we're hopefully
at least we're talking about a goodgame on Monday. It's kind of hard
to look forward to Sunday knowing thatall knowing that you have that game on
Monday, which is weird. Butit feels like Sunday is the opportunity where
if in any of our leagues,if I go into that damn Sunday into

(01:27:58):
that Monday game with it resemblance ofa lead, I've won because oh,
almost everybody that I got is fromthose two Monday teams. So if I'm
if I got some assemblance of alead, if I'm only down about ten
or twenty going into that Monday game, I'm feeling great. If you could

(01:28:19):
be down by thirty and feel comfortable, yeah in this like very comfortable.
So yeah, so I'm hoping it'sgood. Man. I feel like it's
gonna be an absolute back and forththing. I don't think either one of
the defenses are like particularly good,so we'll see. Yeah, that's it,

(01:28:45):
all right, So good luck toyou tomorrow. Yeah, you two
man, we we faced off nextweek. Yeah yeah, and you know,
and I gotta come over and sitin your fucking living room and fucking
watch myself to get destroyed. Butit's okay, all right, I'll put

(01:29:08):
I'll put my hand on the backof your head. Oh boy, yeah,
I think that's a good way toend the episode. So yeah,
we're gonna go with football f ml A for the title ship. Who's

(01:29:30):
the football from Mala again? Ifucking uh wait? Who the hell?
Oh Wattle battle? Yeah, okay, yeah, I want to say,
who the fuck did we say itwas? Wattle has f m l A

(01:29:51):
and he's in Florida calling sech workingship. Yep, I mean two of
his state's name is in their titlef m l A Florida f l f
l A. S now that's puttingit, putting it all together. Oh
man, I'm gonna get a threeam text saying some algorithm sh wado has

(01:30:15):
an A in it too, Sothere's a A too. So we got
three letters that described as dude inm l A. Well, if you
want to go and if you wantto do it further, I mean Florida,
f L, Miami m A.Yeah, there you go. We
got them all in there. Nowyou've got me started. I have to

(01:30:40):
go buy some more tinfoil. Butyeah, we will see you again on
Tuesday recapping what happened this week,and then Wednesday for a little quick,
little Thanksgiving deal. So yeah,we'll see you. So uh go,

(01:31:02):
uh go fuck a pine gun setup Pine Cold. I sure did big
one. Good Bye,
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