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H m hm. Brought to youby Chap Stuff like Chap stuff that is
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all these basic that's gotta be theirname. I mean, that's gotta be
their brand, Shosta, because Iain't never seen any nowhere else but all
these. Yeah, well week istwelve fifth, right, Yeah, it's
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week twelve mm hmmm mm hmm.Another another note bye week full disclaimer or
disclosure. I was about to actlike a bitch, couldn't even to show.
I'm just gonna outline what happened tome. And it's just like I
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think, and that's kind of weird. When you have hope, it makes
it that much worse. Like whenI went into last night's game. I
had one game where I was wayout of it, didn't really care,
and then I went into our league'sgame, and I still thought I was
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out of it because I'm like,as soon as I turned on the TV
and scene it was raining, I'mlike, I'm out of it. But
when he scored the touchdowns to getit close to give you hope, the
disappointment is that much deeper. It'slike if I would have just went into
that game and Mahomes didn't hurry upand throw two quick touchdowns to get my
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hopes up, I would be fine, but by getting at that coast and
then to lose by three. Losingby three in your in our league,
this league is like losing by pointoh two or some shit. It's not
your average three points. You couldcough and get three points. I mean,
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he didn't have anybody going, didhe. You just had the folks
going. Yeah, I just onlyhad my home and just looking at his
bench, he even had one personthat he started that didn't even play and
he's still My thing is okay?I said, I was in four leagues.
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At no point during the season didI win all four games in one
week. I don't think I've everwon three games in the week. It's
always been a mixture of two andtwo, two and two, two and
two, and then last week itwas one. I won This week over
like lost all of wow, likelike the other two. Like I said,
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I don't really care, and Iwas kind of out of it by
the game. But I had smallhope in the two leagues. But then,
like I said, when I cuton the game, I had aj
brown and hurts going. When Icut the game on it scene, it
was raining and I was like,Oh, that ain't gonna happen, and
I just had my homes going andI'm like, I said, I looked
at his two quarterbacks and what theyneeded in order to get the points he
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got. So basically it was twotouchdowns, and I guess passing for over
three hundred got the two touchdowns.But when he passed for like a buck
seventy or something like that, andit's just strang that how the fuck does
Will Levis and Jordan Love outscore PatrickMahomes like, I just I just it
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just baffles me. Baffling. Imean his weather. I mean, look,
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. Like I was down by about
eight going in, and I wasgoing against well I remember leading up to
I want to say, all theway maybe towards the almost the end of
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the first half. I know youyou sweating a little bit because at that
point her tad like, I don'tknow what it was. I mean,
he had like one point and A. J. Brown had one point,
and I'm like, damn, whatit is going on here? If it
wasn't had push can you imagine ifhe turned around the hand of that thing
off, Oh man, I knowyou would have been but the tush push,
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Saint, Yeah, really for thetoush push, because pushed your ass
over to eight. And but yeah, it's just it's just the thing.
Another thing that gets me pissed offabout losing this week to this guy.
He didn't send his line up untilpretty much Saturday night, Like yeah,
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for me to care so passionately,and I checked my line up probably fucking
nine hundred times on the way andfor somebody to just pull up their ship
the night before, throw a coupleof people in there and go fucking off.
I don't think he scored that manypoints all season. And I told
you what happened to me in theAndrews League, where the dude I played
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had the game of his fucking life. This dude hasn't won a game since
this dude is won, and fuckinghow many games we got, how many
already eleven? This dude is oneand ten. The only person he beat
was me because he went fuck off. I'm like, and same thing with
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Kim. He hasn't won too manygames this year and nobody hit on his
fucking squad. Here's the bench ofit. He beat you even he started
in last he beat you and statedlast he didn't make progress, It served
no it served no purpose. Andthen last week your son everybody on his
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team went the fuck offs. It'slike all those Dallas players. It's like,
I'm not a narcissist, it ain'tabout me. But when it starts
getting when it starts spiraling into asnowball and it continues to happen, the
coincidence gets thrown out the window.It's like, damn, is this really
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to me? Like I ain't thatimportant shit for the fantasy gods that attacked
me. But when you got fourleagues and the shit just keep happening the
same exact way and different bouncing aroundleagues, It's like, what the fuck
is going on here? Like everyweek I play somebody, they go fucking
crazy, their team goes crazy,and it never performs that good. Any
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others who do you play this week? Oh with you? See That's what
I'm saying. There's a difference betweenhope and non hope. Like I'm going
in your game with no hope atall, so it's not gonna sting as
bad. But when you have sometype of hope, like I thought Kemp
was a fucking walkover, just likeI thought dude, my damn cousin that
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they didn't even set the lineup asa walkover. And then I finally get
past two hundred points. Damn nearscored two fifty and it's scaling enough,
like unbelievable. It was. Yeah, scored it. Huh? I scored
me, didn't you? Yeah?I think I had forty? What did
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you end up with it? Letme see, I think you had Like
I'm great, Like, yeah,dude, you had a little scal huh
to forty? Oh yeah, that'sa down week for you. It really
like how game I'm like game,David a fucking flat out zero, Like
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I could score more, Buddy,I scored the same amount of points.
Gabe Davis, did you were dead? I mean, that is just insane
to be on that almost dropped himthis morning? Oh you were that upset
because I'm just tired of it,like I just don't want to play it.
And I'm also like, I'm notgonna drop you. I'm just gonna
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relegate you to the bench. Yeah, that's your new that's your new home.
Like the only way I would startGabe, because I got him in
another the only way I'm ever pullinghim out and there ain't there too many
weeks left in these other leagues anyway, and even these ones. I mean,
I'm pretty much out of the playoffsin both leagues. But is if
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somebody in Buffalo gets hurt, likeand unless one of those if less digs
or some one of those receivers goesdown, I don't see Gabe fucking I
had Shakir who had a long touchdownand I Pam Sandwich. When I saw
that, I swore, I waslike, man, I'm going to fucking
possibly win this week. This dudehad an eighty He had the longest touchdout
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of the season about any player.Yeah, and that still wasn't enough.
I mean, I'm finally getting contract. Remember I told you I got a
movie with two stars, and I'mfinally getting other actors and actresses involved,
and I'm still taking at the boxoffice. I mean, it's not getting
any better for you for this weekbecause you got two going against the Jets.
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True, that's no fun. No, I mean I don't even It's
like I said, I wrote thisgame off a long time ago, right,
I mean, like, when's thelast time you even lost? Uh?
When did the Challenger explode? No? You know, ripped up like
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eight in a row or some shit. Now, yes, so it's been
my last but seven in the row. I think you were one in three
before you start making all the trades, and now you're so yeah, seven,
I'm on a three game. Look, I think I'm on the four
game. Well I'm about after thisweek, I'm gonna be on the four
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game losing streak. Like I've beenlosing streaks, like I won three,
lost three, one one here andthere, and now I'm back on another
losing streak. It's like unbelievable.Yeah, usually I'm a little bit more
optimistic, but like, looking I'mlike, yeah, I would be concerned.
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Well see, I still can't saybe concerned because it's between four and
eight. They're all everyone's five andsix between fourth place and eighteen, so
fucking low. I'm not gonna beatanybody in these type of ties. I
am the last place. But youknow what, though, like I what's
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this we twelve? If you ripoff, like if you win two or
three, I feel like you'll beable to you should be able to get
in because I play you seven andseven somehow in the back door, because
it's for play you that oh oh, well I may haven't. Well,
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all right, I may have aneasier way than I thought. So I
play your cousin next week, andthen I play the Boy on week fourteen.
So yeah, I should pretty muchwalk in. Yeah you're gonna be
eleven and three, pretty much?Do you say my new name? I
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know, what do you say somethingabout a picket? I said, rather
have a picket fence? I mean, what are you like? What are
you trying to inate? Like?What are you saying? I thought I
would literally either have a pick offence on this? Yeah, I just
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it's like the damage is done.Like this seems so fucking backwards. It's
like there's a party, you know, me and my analysis, there's a
party going on. This motherfucker donecame in and fucking knocked over ship,
cracked your TV, fucking got everybodyupset, parties almost over, and now
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you want to kick the guest out. It's like he fucked up the party.
Why ain't you get rid of thisdude a long time ago? Like
it doesn't really make any sense now. And like I said, it's Tom
and dissociating himself because he's like,I'm not going down with this ship.
So he's trying to hurry up andyou know, save his face somehow.
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I mean I would, I'm I'mhappy that it happened because I want to
see because here's the thing. Youwant all pick his excuses to be removed,
and I do too, Like,I mean, I want he's gonna
be all Canada. I mean Iunderstand that that all that dumb ship,
but at the end of the day, it takes the player to execute the
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fucking plays, and I think Canadagets way more blame than he deserves.
They're acting like it's just all Canada, like Kenny Picking has nothing to do
with it. No, he's notthrowing the ball. Kenny is and he's
barely thrown the ball. So it'slike, m hmm, I mean good,
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now we can eliminate that. Andnow when he fails again, well
behind no no, no, no, no no, the absolutely bocs are
gonna say, oh, well,it was a new it was a new
scheme, it was a new offense. You right, you know this,
you know this stupid town. They'regonna find another fucking scapegoat. Yeah,
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yeah, it can never be him, like like it really is weird,
Like when you damn that tweet thathug bitch was like and he's easy on
the eyes or so ship and he'scute. There's like, bitch, sick
the fuck down. We're talking aboutfootball playing and the one dude was like,
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he's a top six quarterback. I'mlike, top six and what the
division? Motherfucker. Yeah, hewas like, no one. He's like,
these people are excited, like,but they have no chance. This
dude is clutch he is. There'sno one is clutched as him. I'm
like, it's like when you toldme just the sphere or the direct that
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you go down, I didn't knowit was that bad. It is pretty
fucking bad. Motherfuckers are delusion nole. Like, so everyone knows what I'm
talking about. I'm gonna do thedirect quote here when I sent you so
unbelievable. So this person said he'sa ship bag. They won't accept it.
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Here's what they said. So Igot KP eight as the number six
quarterback in the league. Why youmay ask, is this guy insane?
No? I know ball, butyou don't even know your own balls.
Shut up anyway. I also knownobody can touch KP when it comes to
clutch mentality. What he's a dogand he has a factor about him if
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I'm wrong. If I'm wrong,though, I'll go down the ship.
But look, you should have justI really wish you just would have went
down the drain or down the youknow, crack of your mom's ass,
because really like you are, youshould not be allowed to reproduce right things.
I know ball, If you knowball, so you mean to tell
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me all least ESPN analysts and formerplayers that do commentary, they're all wrong
too. Yeah, you're all betterthan people that played ball. Okay,
okay, and like it. Hewas so greed, he was so greed.
I'm like, you have to belike you can't you think it's it's
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like a candy camera or this isyou being punked, like Ashton Kuster is
gonna come out and be like aA we was poking, Like no,
this dude's mentality really believes what hefucking typed. And then the other the
ugly bitch doubles down with Annie.He's not that bad to look at.
I'm like, are you serious?Like a bootleg? Justin Herbert looked like
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you know, I mean, Idon't heard some quarterbacks that's considered hunk or
sexy, and I ain't never heardthat from Kenny Pickett, so I don't
know where she's getting that ship.But if you've seen her picture, you
see what she looks like. Thereyou go. But Canada's gone, Kenny's
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still gonna suck. Steelers are stillgonna be terrible. We're gonna somehow backdoor
ways into the playoffs because why thefuck not, and they're gonna get smoke
showed, and people were gonna thenbe like, well, at least they
made it in there, and that'sgonna be that. I mean, as
I was watching the highlights NFL network, Marks Jones Drew, another former player
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very well, was like, he'slike, something's wrong. He was like
in a league where they keep designingthe rules for the offenses to do better,
he said, scoring ten points inthe NFL is ridiculous, and I
was just like, you got apoint. It was like, all the
rules are designed for offenses to putup points, and if you can't put
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up more than ten points, something'sfucking wrong. You know, from a
yarded standpoint, And this just showsyou how absolutely lucky this team is getting.
Every single game, we've been outgained in the yards category. It's
impossible. They say. It's like, we're historically breaking records for being shitty,
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So how is you no ball,mister whoever? That's clutch factor,
historically being shitty, breaking records forthe shittiness. And here's the thing there's
being like, because you have tocontinuously come back in the fourth quarter.
It does not make you clutch ifyou played well throughout. You play well
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to begin with, in the fourthquarter, you should be eating cock,
not utilizing it to to somehow comeout of the Oh shit, okay,
so real quick. So you glitzedout like for a minor second. And
here's what you said in the fourthquarter, you should be eating cock.
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I'm like, that's serious. That'swhy it was. That's why I'm like,
clock, oh ship, damn.That sounded terrible. Well, some
type of Twitter notification came across frommy scream. Must have lurded me out.
That was time thing said eating Youshould be eating clock and doing everybody's
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favorite formation, which is the need. But when ends up happening is the
defense makes a good play, theyget a good run back on the on
a punt and it puts him atthe fifty or like the forty five,
and it's like, Okay, they'replaying pre event. They'll give you the
underneath stuff and all you're gonna dois just toss it. Don't throw a
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pick. All you gotta do.Well he did last year when his first
year was doing those comebacks at theend, he was throwing picks. So
he cut down, cut down onthe picks. I guess he's to the
point where he's not gonna throw aninterception. He just ain't gonna throw it.
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Like, that's not how you beatout the interception monster by just simply
not throwing it taking the sack.I don't know, man. And then
you watch games and you look atc. J. Stroud and he's just
he just looks so smooth. Heeven got double jumped the double pumps,
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and I'm like, and then justlooking at Jalen Hurts yesterday, we really
could have drafted that dude. Like, god, yeah, listen, watching
that game was stressful. I'm like, if this dude gets sacked, I
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couldn't believe it. I mean,I thought, you, like, after
I checked all my scores and checkmy scores and see then I started looking
around and I'm like, I'm like, man, he probably blowing somebody up
three point fifty, was like,damn you struggling? What's going on?
Good believe he was struggling. LikeI said, I went in there Itel
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was going against Tony Gainwell and uhSky Moore. Now one of those players
are scary to me. But allit takes is one play and I'm like,
okay, I'm going and I'm goingin there with with Jalen and Brown.
I'm like, I'm down by eightwith my two best players. Yeah,
hold by fucking beer. And thenthe first quarter happened. I'm like,
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where's my beert with me? Goodboy? And then A J.
Brown just kept going with no catch, and then he starts seeing Davante Smith
catching passes and you're like, whatis happening? I mean, I see.
I wanted to run. They wantedto do They tried to run swift
into the ground. It was like, you motherfuckers better start passing it.
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Listen. I don't mind if they'repassing it. DeVante, that is perfect
fine, but ye was killing.It was like he took like five how
many I don't even five or sixsacks and a pick. I'm like that
I think that's the most I seenhurt like you took off my board,
like you took a tuddy off theboard. So now you need to score
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a tighty to break even. Yeah, that was another thing about the whole
thing, just to make it worsefor me. When that last drive homes
and going, I'm down by three. Yeah, he throws at deva scanty
walk touchdown, and the motherfucker droppedit. Even if he didn't score that
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touchdown, that would have been enoughto give him win. Oh yeah,
easy ship. He could have hecould have literally passed it for twenty yards
and no, you could have atwenty five yard past. Yeah. They
actually that may have been three pointsdown. Yep. Yeah, mm hmm.
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God this Jude dropped, I mean, and he like got up like
non remorseful. He just got tolike, yeah, that's me, I
drop him. I mean, that'skind of he's like, I think he's
the league. Doesn't he leave theleading lead the league and drops I don't
know. I don't know. Lastnight, I think they said since he's
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been in the league, he probablyhas the most I mean, because he
was at Green Baby. He droppedhim a lot there, like this Limeean
Swede, motherfucker fucker, you werenot good stop just stop, like and
he picks up a check every yearbecause he got that ridiculous thing. So
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that's the same boat man putting hisfucking narrow ass up on the fucking field.
I mean, if Hussein boat triedto tried to lace him up,
somebody would trying him. Now,I will say with what was super interesting
is looking at Kadarius Tony Return kicksshit like he's a little like got a
little Tyreek in him man, likeyou definitely got that little jointstick moves.
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It's just he's another one that can'tdrop. I mean, I can't catch
to save his life. So whoYeah, he can't. He can't hold
the ball, and he can't stayall out of the blue tent. That's
kind of his thing. M Yeah, that's why the Giant shipped them out.
They got tired of that blue tentships because in the world and every
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time you turn around, you inthat blue tent man. Yeah, his
his hamstrings are made of peanut protlewhat it is? Yeah, So any
any U surprises to you that happenedover the weekend, or I can't believe
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we came through to the weekend,or the whole world ain't hurt. Besides
that blood dafter took place in fuckingBaltimore. Yeah, on Thursday. Yeah,
I mean Geno Escape whatever that happened. I was like, oh god,
here's another quarterback down. Yeah.Tank Dell was fucking super good at
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football. Like, and I thinkyou, I think I don't know if
you busted my balls for trading forTank, saying it was a bat or
it wasn't a good somebody said someship. I'm like, I didn't bush
your ball. I bust your ballsfor trading for Palmer or some ship.
Yeah, he was a throwing whatever. Somebody like gave me fucking ship for
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trading for Tank. I'm like,just wait, I think you traded Kim
for him. And he like abacklash or said something like almost like you
had to trade him because he gaveyou some ship. That was like the
second trade, because he was likeafter he went into like another negotiation,
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He's like, come on, man, it gave you the best quarterback in
the league. You're gonna work withme. I'm like, no, I
don't. Yeah, a motherfucker youmessages me at six thirty in the morning
with an offer of fucking hurts.I'm like, okay, I didn't ask
this to happen. You you createdyour own monster. You actually you created
the league's monster. To be honest, like you doing that was so stupid
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it Yeah, I mean every teamhas a couple of Achilles heels, and
you definitely shore yours up with thatone. Because you gino and golf.
You probably still could have got by, but not like you getting by with
Jayden. No, right, Likemy I guess sweats this this year have
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been a win by like twelve anda win by like four. That's it.
Everything else has been like here's yourhundred point right, Yeah, that
touchdown at the last minute. Yeah, and that was like a by mc
edden week for me. Yes,my guys just didn't really kind of show
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up too much. I mean exceptfor Ayuk. Holy should is going to
football too? H uh? Yeah? I mean any surprises, yeah,
I mean like outcomes what I tellyou about being Chargers. Sure, yeahmember,
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I told you they are not.They find a way to fuck it
up, No Marrigan. They lostto Jordan Love and the Packers. I
mean like Jordan Love could barely dangled. I know, the fucking surprise the
Giants. Fuck yeah, yeah,I didn't see that one. Nobody saw
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it coming. I know, theVito Danny DeVito's son and ship. Yeah,
good for him. Yeah, he'sweird because it was home list at
home and it's like, I'm allmixed, my bad, I'm like,
dude, not a flex. Yeah, Like, why would you share that
with the Like the media makes alike does he think that was cool or
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does he realize that that makes himlook like a mama's boy, Like that's
some information you keep to yourself.You don't share that with the media.
Yeah, I don't know, butyeah, like, no super major injuries
as far as that we know.I mean, it seems like sometimes they
you hear those injuries on Monday,change a change what happened? I mean,
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I just know he left in thefirst quarter, but hurt the hurt
the same knee. Yeah, theyreaggorated the same knee. Yeah. I
wouldn't be surprised. They just shuthim down. Protect your asset. Yeah,
most is more than capable. Butthen Akhmed went on I R Today,
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Uh ye show again, it's gonnabe the Jeff Wilson Show. Yeah,
all right, talk to the people. I'm grabbing a drinkin too much
to talk about for me. Besides, I've lost and continue losing by far,
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probably the worst fantasy season I canrecall the date, So when I
compare any other fantasy season going forward, I am going to reference this season.
I hope I don't have no worsethan this season, but this is
by far the worst I've ever hadmy entire since I've been playing fantasy football.
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So hopefully this is the worst oneI'll ever have. But you never
know, they're still a better thanfair chance you'll make the playoffs. I
mean, because once again, allyou have to do is get in.
Like once you're in, then whoknows. I don't I'm already out of
it in the other two and theseother two, you know, I'm five
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and six and pretty much in eighthplace and both of them. So I
went out. I don't know,so you know, I mean, there's
a little bit we're gonna talk aboutfor Thursday because you know whatever, But
so we gotta go to three games. Yeah, So what would you you
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know, kind of looking and lookingand seeing where you're at in the year
in all the leagues, think youdo anything different? Like do anything different?
Or is there like a do youthink like you went wrong? Somewhere
those ten team leaguers. I don'tknow. Sometimes men, when you play
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in the ten team league and thenyou play in the twelve team league,
and then playing in this league whereyou start nine hundred people, sometimes that
gets crossed up a little bit,where a player that's super valuable in a
your league or a twelve teamleague ain'tthat valuable in those ten teamers because they
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got somebody better. And I thinkI probably drafted some players that were not
extraordinary in those league where I shouldhave been trying to draft somebody with way
more upside, or both of thoseleagues too, you know, And I
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ain't trying to. Ain't nobody forcheating, But it's is mighty funny how
Hayes and his brother they've never hada bad team and they always draft early,
and it's like, and I alwaysget stuck at the back of the
draft all the time. It's like, how can I just keep I've said
this many a times, that racistmotherfucker burning crosses. He said he used
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a lot of ings and a lotof RS hard, all hard, real
hard. R is like, yeah, moons, Brandon probably hides it a
little bit better, but you couldsee it written all over his brother's face.
They and they're twins. They looklike they are identical twins. And
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his brother's just kind of a littleslightly little chunk here, but definitely he's
his brother. It's hard for himto hide. You can just see racism
in his face. But I thinkBrandon does a better job at hiding it
because he worked it, said ajob, and you got to learn how
to mask it a little bit better. Yay racism. Huh? All right,
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so who to be got going hereon Thursday? Let's see green Bay
and Detroit the start? Okay,so who is it? Green Bay at
Detroit? No? You know,all those games they're always in the home
Dallas war Detroit. They never playthose games away. They always have them
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at home. Okay, well,we're not going to do how we normally
do. We're just gonna talk aboutthe game and all that. So this
should be a massacre, but itnever plays. I mean the speaking of
surprises, Detroit almost gave us asurprise. It was lost to the goddamn
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Bears at home. They had theycome back from like twelve from twelve down
with like only a couple of minutesleft. Somehow they pulled it out.
Of course they did because they're fuckingawesome. Yeah. Yeah, they are
America's team. It's so under watchman, and they got the two backs.
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Monty Gibbs. Gibbs is Gibbs isstarting to be more consistent. Whereas at
the beginning it was Monty six consistencyand then Gibbs was hit or miss one
week and one week can be done. Now he's starting to put together a
more consistent performance. And I'm notthrilled about it. Huh, I'm not
thrilled. I'm not thrilled about it. Wow, you already played them right,
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well yeah, but like I haveMonty, So okay, okay,
okay, Now fill the goal lineback. I mean, man, most
of the time they gonna when theyget it close, Monty is that do
they get through five yards out?It's Monty time, Monty Hall. So
let me ask you this. Sowith the A chain that, with the
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A chain injury now and me tradingway, trading away Moster for Monty,
do you think that's still a goodmove now that Moster is now back to
being number one? It's hard totell. Even before you know, most
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even when Moster was the number onethere and a chain wasn't there. Dolphins
just not really a big running team. They just good. They don't run,
yeah, I mean they just mostare you know, most are don't
pop off for a long run onhis own. The Dolphins just they're not
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a consistent running team. They're they'rea pass first to setting a pass first
to set up to run. Theydon't. They don't set up to run.
They don't run to set up apass. And the Lions are the
verse. Yep, Lions run,you know, I mean they run and
they want short possession down passes toSaint Brown and then every once in a
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while they take a chuck deep.It's just just so Golf can still show
that he can throw the pill.And that's their offense. Who is throwing
a deep to take a choice Reynolds, Williams, Raymond. But the possession
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moved, the chains receiver is SaintBrown. That's why Saint Brown is not
volatile. Saint Brown is a consistentplayer because he's a chain moover. That
is, whenever it's third and six, third and four, Jared Gof's going
one place. He's a juju shouldhave been honestly, oh, like a
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possessions, like a hardcore possession receipt. Yeah, I don't know. Jiju.
Juju was to me was about hewas good in Pittsburgh for about three
years and then he he fell offa cliff after that, true cliff.
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I feel like he was the kindof like how left Bell was seemingly like
a schemed out player and even wentother places he wasn't at all. I
mean like, Juju was great whenhe could be that third live receiver,
when he didn't have to be batmanand he could play a complimentary role,
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he was great. But when hegot bumped up to you know, one
of the top two receivers, didn'tdo so well. No, He's like,
oh, this is coverage. Oh, this is horseshit. I was
like this, Oh, I'm noton the third or fourth best corner they
got. This is not this isnot a linebacker that's too hard ye.
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So but yeah, that's Detroit GreenBay and they ain't gonna go qual it
quietly into the night. I mean, I don't think Aaron Jones is hurt.
Dylan got a groin too, So, oh Dylan is uh possibly hurt.
You got a bit of a groinyet, mm hmm. In a
short week. Mm hmm. Imean I don't know they're gonna, you
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know, Green Bay, they gonnafind something back that you know, off
the street, or somebody you neverheard of. Oh you didn't see they
signed mm hmm. James Robinson.Oh for really, man, that was
like a fantasy darling for like twoof years. I loved that dude.
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I loved him in Jacksonville James Robinsonclutch. That dude was money falling off
a cliff. Though that guy builtthe cliff and then jumped off exactly.
Yeah. I mean those receivers,you got to take your choice. I
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mean dogs, that Terrrius Wicks orsome ship Jalen Reed, Christian Watson who
wasn't scoring ship. But we're enoughbelieve that terrible. You best believe he
scored. Yeah, I mean theygot a bunch of no name receivers and
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Dogs is probably the most. ButHeartrave say that gain heart Grave. Don't
forget about him. You talk aboutMusgrave. Uh he tackle. I was
like brave Jordan love throwing dump passes, the hard grades and ship. Yeah,
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that's it. I mean it shouldbe Detroit's favor. But you know
the NFL, man, it neverit never plays out the way you expected
to just the well, the nicething is at the quarterback and wide out.
So I'm like, well, okay, the quarterback and the running back.
So I'm like, wow, twothirds of the points on offense.
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So then and we we'll go tothe mid midday game. Dallas in Dallas,
dak mhm. See you said Dallasin Dallas. Hold on, huh
you said Dallas in Dallas. Ohthat's what I called him. I don't
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even call him the cowboy. Let'sjust call him Dallas Dallas in Dallas.
I don't even call it. Idon't even notice that. That's why I
was like, wait, did Ihave a stroke on here? Ceedee,
Lamb is consistent those other receivers whothey probably ain't gonna be consistent, sir.
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Who's going to Dallas? Oh?Washington? Oh oh so okay,
Rose Commanders, Yeah, I thinkyeah it is Washington. Yeah, mm
hmm uh. What's the name?Finally got in the end zone, Paulard.
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Yeah. They said he he's coursedin his week one. God damn
ship, you will be glad,you glad you got rid of that fucking
dude I traded for I traded forhim for a week and then traded him
the next week. Glad you're gonnado with that fucking headed absolutely about to
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bust again there too. All right, tight end is Ferguson. He's been
pretty rather consistent. Dak always Dakalways liked his tight ends. He's he
can always keep him involved. Sobefore him, before it was witting for
fucking ever. But with Romo thenit went into Schultz alas Ferguson, Yeah,
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Dak keeps his tight ends involved.You you gotta keep you gotta keep
the white guys employed, man.Yeah, yeah, So and that's it.
That's the others Wolves in Dallas.It's not really much on. Washington
said, kind of one of thosewhere, I mean, this is another
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game where on paper looks like Dallasshould win, but you know Dallas,
Dallas is one of those teams that, no matter what, they find a
way to fuck it up so orthey libel too. So. Plus it's
divisional two. So yeah, yougotta kind of thrown window because I very
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seriously doubt if the Giants can wellsports. The Giants scored, Barkley scored
two touchdowns, probably only two touchdowns. He damn near scored all were he
was playing me. So that's whyBarkley had a fun oh god mmmm and
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Jalen Warren and he went crazy.So second team back but I mean he
only got five points out of Nagy. That just tells you the difference between
It's like, Jalen Warren is supposedto be your backup and he drops thirty
five, the starter drops five andhe's the starter. And then as a
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press conference, ship motherfucker. Yeah. My one buddy was like, yeah,
I'm glad Nuchies woke up. Iwas like, man, ship the
talking, don't mean ship, dosomething. Stop talking. Just because he
spoke up and said, what doyou say, Uh, I'm sick of
Are we tired of this ship orwe this ship ain't gonna hold up or
(44:30):
some ship like like whatever, youdo something. Stop trying to jump over
top of people. You six fuckingfour two hundred something pounds, you trying
to hop over top people. Runthat motherfucker over. It's a d bat,
run them over. How about trythat. You have a you have
a relatively poor excuse of the backupout shining you on a regular basis.
(44:54):
Let's be fucking around and you're backup when undrafted and outproduces you on a
constant isn't a one week wonder ora coincidence. This happens constantly from play
to play. He goes for thirty, you get in there and you go
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for two, and then you makethe offensive line look shitty while you're doing
it. So all this time,the offense line probably ain't as shitty as
we thought it was, because thisfucking crown is just picking the wrong hole
and running in the brick walls.And he's and just he is very very
slow, very like a wild evenwhen the whole wide open and he do
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break off the run, it seemedlike he like a locomotive or something,
some type of train that needs likecoal or something to get going, like
he needs more steam, Like itjust takes too long, Like you're in
the NFL. You can't be thatslow, but surely back that slowly picks
up steam. You gotta pick thatoh and be gone. You don't get
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one or two little moves and that'sit. Now you're doing full five of
them and ship like what is youdoing? He is the size of a
fullback, with the speed of afull back a fucking tackle, you know,
and the and the agility of asecond tight end. He said a
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second tight end, right, becauseI was gonna say I can't see agility
of tight ends. It's like whoa, like the number one are pretty good.
You got like got the agility ofsucking David uh Mercedes Lewis ship right,
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But yeah you said Washington, Yeahyou starting Brian Robinson. I mean
start Terry Dotson if you're fucking risky, risky, everyone else to sleep and
be well. Logan Thomas too,because yae but yay, I mean he's
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always adar throw. Who knows howthat's gonna go. Washington is gonna be
down at least should be should beso so in a nightcap divisional Seattle and
the Niners. I don't know wherethat game is. I think it's in
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Seattle. Yeah, I think itis. Well, Walker ain't playing.
Gino is going to be limited.Uh you still got sharper day No,
oh you got rid of him,and even so I don't want to play
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him against that. Yeah. Yeah, they play same friend and like I
think it's like two times in threeweeks. Yeah, no turn around,
they get a week off in anytime play them again. I'm all set
and not playing that game. Yeah, this should be an absolute see mac
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explosion those defense isn't that greatest forstopping to run? As far as I
ever can recall? No, andwhat you know, it's like, what
are you really going in for?You know what I mean? Like they're
just like I'm just trying to goeat. I'm all set. Yeah.
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So yeah, the tame old twoeligibles now you believe what's the name in
Jick mus starting to pick it up. I mean he's starting to get a
regular of production. So he isstarting, which is exciting. It's it's
super exciting because that pretty much startedhim every week since I'm drafted him.
No, I traded for him,you know, drafted. Nope, I
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wanted to, but it got tooklike right before I got him, so
that I traded. I don't evenknow what trade one is. I've had
like four trades. He was apackage to do. I think it was
Henry and and Jacob Derrick, Henryand Jacbo also Timmy drafted him. Yeah,
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and uh for some box of rocksor some ship. I don't know,
Sam Fran like you said, Imean Vot McCaffrey. Yeah, Deebo
hasn't really been performing. It's almostlike they played better when he's there,
(50:00):
but then they forget he's there.I mean he serves as a distraction because
he's so talented. Instead of Debo, his name would be d coy.
Yeah that was good. I likethat real? How long did you working
(50:22):
on that? Be honest? Ijust thought of it just now, motherfucker
Like it gave motherfucker are you youknow? Kid him? That's that's it,
(50:44):
right. I just I can't waitfor Eli to go down or for
McCaffrey to get hurt. I couldnot wait. Yeah, I've been thinking
about, you know, waiting onthat to happen all season, and it
has not. So he went downfor a quick second. That was when
everybody went out and grabbed that Masondude. It was great. Everybody just
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fucking the whole He's like, don'tdude, the kitchen sink plates, everybody's
plate drop broke on the floor.Everybody went after him and they never got
the to use them. Everybody wasexcited. Oh there, speaking of something.
Has nothing to do with that.Daryl Williams got waved, Darryl Henderson,
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he waved dang. I mean likesoon as Kyraen Williams come back,
and then then I seen his projectionfor you, I'm like, damn man
protecting a sixteen you know that offand I'm not. I was Eryl Henderson.
If you look, if you watchedsome of that game, it's not
good. They was running fucking thatFreeman dude. It was running the hell
out of that Freeman dude, runningfor his he was running for his freedom.
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Sorry, you know, like thatcame about like I mean, you
know Freeman and I don't know certainlast names they came from. So yeah,
(52:13):
so they just waved him like hewasn't ship. He said on him.
Though, I'm not gonna just dumphim. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna see if you go somewhere. Yeah you might because he's in
game shape. It's not like he'syeah, I mean, nobody's pick like
they're not plucking him off the couch. I mean he's he's been practicing,
and hell, I could see him. I could see him getting picked up
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from for fucking Green Bay for yeah, I mean, please don't but still
like, yeah, you asked it. I make some mistakes, yeare in
my other league Andrews league, yep. Drafting Aaron Jones drafting Aaron Jones,
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drafted Nick Chubb. Mm hmm,he's going down for my best moves in
that league. Drafted Jaylen Hurts andA J. Brown. Back to that
it's about Oh yeah drafting draft areally really wild. Yeah. I drafted
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him pretty high. He's one ofthose players that I traditionally stay away from,
but that's why I do it.I took the chance. I was
like, man, I'm about tosee what. Let me just see because
I hate one. I mean,I'm gonna say I hate but I see
people always having success with him,and I was just like, maybe it'll
be this year. No, soyou know, going back to the players
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that I stay with stay away from. Yeah, he's definitely going back home
and stay away from. Let's likeTerry McLaurin, like, I stay away
from players like that. I don'twant no parts of carry too, says
are you scared Terry? What itis? Now? He's just too too
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inconsistent? Well, I mean it'sjust if he was on an actual good
team. It would be different ifhe actually had a quarterback that wasn't you
know, No Washington they had aquarterback since RG three. Problemly, God
damn, it's a long time agohad a quarterback since Mark Brunell. You're
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talking about, he said, MarkBrunell. That was a long time ago,
Washington. No, No, theyhad Cousins before he got the fucking
Minnesota, wasn't. I'm just thinkingto myself, like who was who was
writer? Yeah, right after RGthree it was Cousins. And then Washington
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just kept treating him like a rareheadstep child, like he wasn't a quarterback,
so let him out. He justwouldn't had success in his oonna like
a lot of success, Like he'sonce again he can't ever like do anything
with it. He's like he's neverwon any Kirk Cousins the dude that goes
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to the club, brings the dimehome and talks about like weather balloons and
hid he said, brings the dimehome, But they never make it to
the bed. They're sitting on thecouch talking about like their favorite Pinterest fucking
things. They never make it intothe Oh. But yeah, not really,
(55:45):
not really a bunch of great games, And honestly, I'm not really
like thrilled to just things still don'trecord. Yeah, okay, I don't
see the record left, but notlike not throwing games. Then we have
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what do we having? Oh wait, actually, what do we have on
Friday? Oh? Ship? Yeah, damn Jackson. I'm like, damn,
I would be a work dang thewhole time. Usually a lot of
times on Thursday night games and itstart at work and then I finish it
(56:28):
at home. This time, it'sgonna be all that work. Is there
only one Friday game? Yeah?It just comes on at three o'clock.
Was first ever black Friday game.That can's gonna suck. Watching the Jets
is like watching the same train watching, which is funny because you know,
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Zach Wilson is now third string quarterback. Oh they made him third Yeah,
I know that. They They saidto some boy the boil dude that Mike
Wright Simeon. Oh yeah, Trevorsimmey, okay, that dude just like
forever back up, he's like ahe like paper plates and ship like he
(57:15):
and everybody's home. Everybody got him. Yeah. I don't understand why he
saw his jobs. But yeah,but let's let's wrap this shut up.
So we are we are doing theshow tomorrow, right, Uh, as
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far as I know, I mean, it's gonna be a it's gonna be
maybe an hour. Well, thisweek is continues to be reviews. Man,
all I got a day. Theyall do by Monday, So down
(58:00):
fucking hammer out a few hours offthe clock because it's hard to do it
on the clock. While I'm onthe clock, motherfucker's is asking you questions
and hey, can you take auand all of this ship can't focus on
the day and all this like,yeah, sitting stick down independent of the
actual job itself, just hammer outthe fucking reviews more play. Wow,
(58:32):
that sucks for you. I hateit. I think at a certain point
they just just automate that stuff.I said, Man, the thing is
is that more gives about the comment. It's like all they care about is
the rain man. Motherfucking good job, bad job, no rain, there's
(58:58):
the raise ship pretty much all right, Well, I don't know. You
think it's something silly to say,You think it's something silly to say,
(59:22):
starve yourself and thurday shure. Yeah, I made a mistake having faith in
you. Goodbye. Hey, Iain't got no waiting to say every time
as we go out, that's yourthat's your job, and it's my job.
And if I did it for youdid what would you be doing nothing.
(59:45):
I'm okay with that. I don'tall right, all right, well yeah,
H m hm. Brought to youby Chap Stuff like Chap stuff that is
(00:27):
all these basic that's gotta be theirname. I mean, that's gotta be
their brand, Shosta, because Iain't never seen any nowhere else but all
these. Yeah, well week istwelve fifth, right, Yeah, it's
(00:53):
week twelve mm hmmm mm hmm.Another another note bye week full disclaimer or
disclosure. I was about to actlike a bitch, couldn't even to show.
I'm just gonna outline what happened tome. And it's just like I
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think, and that's kind of weird. When you have hope, it makes
it that much worse. Like whenI went into last night's game. I
had one game where I was wayout of it, didn't really care,
and then I went into our league'sgame, and I still thought I was
(01:38):
out of it because I'm like,as soon as I turned on the TV
and scene it was raining, I'mlike, I'm out of it. But
when he scored the touchdowns to getit close to give you hope, the
disappointment is that much deeper. It'slike if I would have just went into
that game and Mahomes didn't hurry upand throw two quick touchdowns to get my
(02:01):
hopes up, I would be fine, but by getting at that coast and
then to lose by three. Losingby three in your in our league,
this league is like losing by pointoh two or some shit. It's not
your average three points. You couldcough and get three points. I mean,
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he didn't have anybody going, didhe. You just had the folks
going. Yeah, I just onlyhad my home and just looking at his
bench, he even had one personthat he started that didn't even play and
he's still My thing is okay?I said, I was in four leagues.
(02:46):
At no point during the season didI win all four games in one
week. I don't think I've everwon three games in the week. It's
always been a mixture of two andtwo, two and two, two and
two, and then last week itwas one. I won This week over
like lost all of wow, likelike the other two. Like I said,
(03:07):
I don't really care, and Iwas kind of out of it by
the game. But I had smallhope in the two leagues. But then,
like I said, when I cuton the game, I had aj
brown and hurts going. When Icut the game on it scene, it
was raining and I was like,Oh, that ain't gonna happen, and
I just had my homes going andI'm like, I said, I looked
at his two quarterbacks and what theyneeded in order to get the points he
(03:32):
got. So basically it was twotouchdowns, and I guess passing for over
three hundred got the two touchdowns.But when he passed for like a buck
seventy or something like that, andit's just strang that how the fuck does
Will Levis and Jordan Love outscore PatrickMahomes like, I just I just it
(03:55):
just baffles me. Baffling. Imean his weather. I mean, look,
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. Like I was down by about
eight going in, and I wasgoing against well I remember leading up to
I want to say, all theway maybe towards the almost the end of
(04:15):
the first half. I know youyou sweating a little bit because at that
point her tad like, I don'tknow what it was. I mean,
he had like one point and A. J. Brown had one point,
and I'm like, damn, whatit is going on here? If it
wasn't had push can you imagine ifhe turned around the hand of that thing
off, Oh man, I knowyou would have been but the tush push,
(04:39):
Saint, Yeah, really for thetoush push, because pushed your ass
over to eight. And but yeah, it's just it's just the thing.
Another thing that gets me pissed offabout losing this week to this guy.
He didn't send his line up untilpretty much Saturday night, Like yeah,
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for me to care so passionately,and I checked my line up probably fucking
nine hundred times on the way andfor somebody to just pull up their ship
the night before, throw a coupleof people in there and go fucking off.
I don't think he scored that manypoints all season. And I told
you what happened to me in theAndrews League, where the dude I played
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had the game of his fucking life. This dude hasn't won a game since
this dude is won, and fuckinghow many games we got, how many
already eleven? This dude is oneand ten. The only person he beat
was me because he went fuck off. I'm like, and same thing with
(05:46):
Kim. He hasn't won too manygames this year and nobody hit on his
fucking squad. Here's the bench ofit. He beat you even he started
in last he beat you and statedlast he didn't make progress, It served
no it served no purpose. Andthen last week your son everybody on his
(06:06):
team went the fuck offs. It'slike all those Dallas players. It's like,
I'm not a narcissist, it ain'tabout me. But when it starts
getting when it starts spiraling into asnowball and it continues to happen, the
coincidence gets thrown out the window.It's like, damn, is this really
(06:28):
to me? Like I ain't thatimportant shit for the fantasy gods that attacked
me. But when you got fourleagues and the shit just keep happening the
same exact way and different bouncing aroundleagues, It's like, what the fuck
is going on here? Like everyweek I play somebody, they go fucking
crazy, their team goes crazy,and it never performs that good. Any
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others who do you play this week? Oh with you? See That's what
I'm saying. There's a difference betweenhope and non hope. Like I'm going
in your game with no hope atall, so it's not gonna sting as
bad. But when you have sometype of hope, like I thought Kemp
was a fucking walkover, just likeI thought dude, my damn cousin that
(07:15):
they didn't even set the lineup asa walkover. And then I finally get
past two hundred points. Damn nearscored two fifty and it's scaling enough,
like unbelievable. It was. Yeah, scored it. Huh? I scored
me, didn't you? Yeah?I think I had forty? What did
(07:36):
you end up with it? Letme see, I think you had Like
I'm great, Like, yeah,dude, you had a little scal huh
to forty? Oh yeah, that'sa down week for you. It really
like how game I'm like game,David a fucking flat out zero, Like
(08:03):
I could score more, Buddy,I scored the same amount of points.
Gabe Davis, did you were dead? I mean, that is just insane
to be on that almost dropped himthis morning? Oh you were that upset
because I'm just tired of it,like I just don't want to play it.
And I'm also like, I'm notgonna drop you. I'm just gonna
(08:24):
relegate you to the bench. Yeah, that's your new that's your new home.
Like the only way I would startGabe, because I got him in
another the only way I'm ever pullinghim out and there ain't there too many
weeks left in these other leagues anyway, and even these ones. I mean,
I'm pretty much out of the playoffsin both leagues. But is if
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somebody in Buffalo gets hurt, likeand unless one of those if less digs
or some one of those receivers goesdown, I don't see Gabe fucking I
had Shakir who had a long touchdownand I Pam Sandwich. When I saw
that, I swore, I waslike, man, I'm going to fucking
possibly win this week. This dudehad an eighty He had the longest touchdout
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of the season about any player.Yeah, and that still wasn't enough.
I mean, I'm finally getting contract. Remember I told you I got a
movie with two stars, and I'mfinally getting other actors and actresses involved,
and I'm still taking at the boxoffice. I mean, it's not getting
any better for you for this weekbecause you got two going against the Jets.
(09:33):
True, that's no fun. No, I mean I don't even It's
like I said, I wrote thisgame off a long time ago, right,
I mean, like, when's thelast time you even lost? Uh?
When did the Challenger explode? No? You know, ripped up like
(09:56):
eight in a row or some shit. Now, yes, so it's been
my last but seven in the row. I think you were one in three
before you start making all the trades, and now you're so yeah, seven,
I'm on a three game. Look, I think I'm on the four
game. Well I'm about after thisweek, I'm gonna be on the four
(10:16):
game losing streak. Like I've beenlosing streaks, like I won three,
lost three, one one here andthere, and now I'm back on another
losing streak. It's like unbelievable.Yeah, usually I'm a little bit more
optimistic, but like, looking I'mlike, yeah, I would be concerned.
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Well see, I still can't saybe concerned because it's between four and
eight. They're all everyone's five andsix between fourth place and eighteen, so
fucking low. I'm not gonna beatanybody in these type of ties. I
am the last place. But youknow what, though, like I what's
(10:58):
this we twelve? If you ripoff, like if you win two or
three, I feel like you'll beable to you should be able to get
in because I play you seven andseven somehow in the back door, because
it's for play you that oh oh, well I may haven't. Well,
(11:20):
all right, I may have aneasier way than I thought. So I
play your cousin next week, andthen I play the Boy on week fourteen.
So yeah, I should pretty muchwalk in. Yeah you're gonna be
eleven and three, pretty much?Do you say my new name? I
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know, what do you say somethingabout a picket? I said, rather
have a picket fence? I mean, what are you like? What are
you trying to inate? Like?What are you saying? I thought I
would literally either have a pick offence on this? Yeah, I just
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it's like the damage is done.Like this seems so fucking backwards. It's
like there's a party, you know, me and my analysis, there's a
party going on. This motherfucker donecame in and fucking knocked over ship,
cracked your TV, fucking got everybodyupset, parties almost over, and now
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you want to kick the guest out. It's like he fucked up the party.
Why ain't you get rid of thisdude a long time ago? Like
it doesn't really make any sense now. And like I said, it's Tom
and dissociating himself because he's like,I'm not going down with this ship.
So he's trying to hurry up andyou know, save his face somehow.
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I mean I would, I'm I'mhappy that it happened because I want to
see because here's the thing. Youwant all pick his excuses to be removed,
and I do too, Like,I mean, I want he's gonna
be all Canada. I mean Iunderstand that that all that dumb ship,
but at the end of the day, it takes the player to execute the
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fucking plays, and I think Canadagets way more blame than he deserves.
They're acting like it's just all Canada, like Kenny Picking has nothing to do
with it. No, he's notthrowing the ball. Kenny is and he's
barely thrown the ball. So it'slike, m hmm, I mean good,
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now we can eliminate that. Andnow when he fails again, well
behind no no, no, no, no no, the absolutely bocs are
gonna say, oh, well,it was a new it was a new
scheme, it was a new offense. You right, you know this,
you know this stupid town. They'regonna find another fucking scapegoat. Yeah,
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yeah, it can never be him, like like it really is weird,
Like when you damn that tweet thathug bitch was like and he's easy on
the eyes or so ship and he'scute. There's like, bitch, sick
the fuck down. We're talking aboutfootball playing and the one dude was like,
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he's a top six quarterback. I'mlike, top six and what the
division? Motherfucker. Yeah, hewas like, no one. He's like,
these people are excited, like,but they have no chance. This
dude is clutch he is. There'sno one is clutched as him. I'm
like, it's like when you toldme just the sphere or the direct that
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you go down, I didn't knowit was that bad. It is pretty
fucking bad. Motherfuckers are delusion nole. Like, so everyone knows what I'm
talking about. I'm gonna do thedirect quote here when I sent you so
unbelievable. So this person said he'sa ship bag. They won't accept it.
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Here's what they said. So Igot KP eight as the number six
quarterback in the league. Why youmay ask, is this guy insane?
No? I know ball, butyou don't even know your own balls.
Shut up anyway. I also knownobody can touch KP when it comes to
clutch mentality. What he's a dogand he has a factor about him if
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I'm wrong. If I'm wrong,though, I'll go down the ship.
But look, you should have justI really wish you just would have went
down the drain or down the youknow, crack of your mom's ass,
because really like you are, youshould not be allowed to reproduce right things.
I know ball, If you knowball, so you mean to tell
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me all least ESPN analysts and formerplayers that do commentary, they're all wrong
too. Yeah, you're all betterthan people that played ball. Okay,
okay, and like it. Hewas so greed, he was so greed.
I'm like, you have to belike you can't you think it's it's
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like a candy camera or this isyou being punked, like Ashton Kuster is
gonna come out and be like aA we was poking, Like no,
this dude's mentality really believes what hefucking typed. And then the other the
ugly bitch doubles down with Annie.He's not that bad to look at.
I'm like, are you serious?Like a bootleg? Justin Herbert looked like
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you know, I mean, Idon't heard some quarterbacks that's considered hunk or
sexy, and I ain't never heardthat from Kenny Pickett, so I don't
know where she's getting that ship.But if you've seen her picture, you
see what she looks like. Thereyou go. But Canada's gone, Kenny's
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still gonna suck. Steelers are stillgonna be terrible. We're gonna somehow backdoor
ways into the playoffs because why thefuck not, and they're gonna get smoke
showed, and people were gonna thenbe like, well, at least they
made it in there, and that'sgonna be that. I mean, as
I was watching the highlights NFL network, Marks Jones Drew, another former player
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very well, was like, he'slike, something's wrong. He was like
in a league where they keep designingthe rules for the offenses to do better,
he said, scoring ten points inthe NFL is ridiculous, and I
was just like, you got apoint. It was like, all the
rules are designed for offenses to putup points, and if you can't put
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up more than ten points, something'sfucking wrong. You know, from a
yarded standpoint, And this just showsyou how absolutely lucky this team is getting.
Every single game, we've been outgained in the yards category. It's
impossible. They say. It's like, we're historically breaking records for being shitty,
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So how is you no ball,mister whoever? That's clutch factor,
historically being shitty, breaking records forthe shittiness. And here's the thing there's
being like, because you have tocontinuously come back in the fourth quarter.
It does not make you clutch ifyou played well throughout. You play well
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to begin with, in the fourthquarter, you should be eating cock,
not utilizing it to to somehow comeout of the Oh shit, okay,
so real quick. So you glitzedout like for a minor second. And
here's what you said in the fourthquarter, you should be eating cock.
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I'm like, that's serious. That'swhy it was. That's why I'm like,
clock, oh ship, damn.That sounded terrible. Well, some
type of Twitter notification came across frommy scream. Must have lurded me out.
That was time thing said eating Youshould be eating clock and doing everybody's
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favorite formation, which is the need. But when ends up happening is the
defense makes a good play, theyget a good run back on the on
a punt and it puts him atthe fifty or like the forty five,
and it's like, Okay, they'replaying pre event. They'll give you the
underneath stuff and all you're gonna dois just toss it. Don't throw a
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pick. All you gotta do.Well he did last year when his first
year was doing those comebacks at theend, he was throwing picks. So
he cut down, cut down onthe picks. I guess he's to the
point where he's not gonna throw aninterception. He just ain't gonna throw it.
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Like, that's not how you beatout the interception monster by just simply
not throwing it taking the sack.I don't know, man. And then
you watch games and you look atc. J. Stroud and he's just
he just looks so smooth. Heeven got double jumped the double pumps,
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and I'm like, and then justlooking at Jalen Hurts yesterday, we really
could have drafted that dude. Like, god, yeah, listen, watching
that game was stressful. I'm like, if this dude gets sacked, I
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couldn't believe it. I mean,I thought, you, like, after
I checked all my scores and checkmy scores and see then I started looking
around and I'm like, I'm like, man, he probably blowing somebody up
three point fifty, was like,damn you struggling? What's going on?
Good believe he was struggling. LikeI said, I went in there Itel
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was going against Tony Gainwell and uhSky Moore. Now one of those players
are scary to me. But allit takes is one play and I'm like,
okay, I'm going and I'm goingin there with with Jalen and Brown.
I'm like, I'm down by eightwith my two best players. Yeah,
hold by fucking beer. And thenthe first quarter happened. I'm like,
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where's my beert with me? Goodboy? And then A J.
Brown just kept going with no catch, and then he starts seeing Davante Smith
catching passes and you're like, whatis happening? I mean, I see.
I wanted to run. They wantedto do They tried to run swift
into the ground. It was like, you motherfuckers better start passing it.
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Listen. I don't mind if they'repassing it. DeVante, that is perfect
fine, but ye was killing.It was like he took like five how
many I don't even five or sixsacks and a pick. I'm like that
I think that's the most I seenhurt like you took off my board,
like you took a tuddy off theboard. So now you need to score
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a tighty to break even. Yeah, that was another thing about the whole
thing, just to make it worsefor me. When that last drive homes
and going, I'm down by three. Yeah, he throws at deva scanty
walk touchdown, and the motherfucker droppedit. Even if he didn't score that
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touchdown, that would have been enoughto give him win. Oh yeah,
easy ship. He could have hecould have literally passed it for twenty yards
and no, you could have atwenty five yard past. Yeah. They
actually that may have been three pointsdown. Yep. Yeah, mm hmm.
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God this Jude dropped, I mean, and he like got up like
non remorseful. He just got tolike, yeah, that's me, I
drop him. I mean, that'skind of he's like, I think he's
the league. Doesn't he leave theleading lead the league and drops I don't
know. I don't know. Lastnight, I think they said since he's
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been in the league, he probablyhas the most I mean, because he
was at Green Baby. He droppedhim a lot there, like this Limeean
Swede, motherfucker fucker, you werenot good stop just stop, like and
he picks up a check every yearbecause he got that ridiculous thing. So
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that's the same boat man putting hisfucking narrow ass up on the fucking field.
I mean, if Hussein boat triedto tried to lace him up,
somebody would trying him. Now,I will say with what was super interesting
is looking at Kadarius Tony Return kicksshit like he's a little like got a
little Tyreek in him man, likeyou definitely got that little jointstick moves.
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It's just he's another one that can'tdrop. I mean, I can't catch
to save his life. So whoYeah, he can't. He can't hold
the ball, and he can't stayall out of the blue tent. That's
kind of his thing. M Yeah, that's why the Giant shipped them out.
They got tired of that blue tentships because in the world and every
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time you turn around, you inthat blue tent man. Yeah, his
his hamstrings are made of peanut protlewhat it is? Yeah, So any
any U surprises to you that happenedover the weekend, or I can't believe
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we came through to the weekend,or the whole world ain't hurt. Besides
that blood dafter took place in fuckingBaltimore. Yeah, on Thursday. Yeah,
I mean Geno Escape whatever that happened. I was like, oh god,
here's another quarterback down. Yeah.Tank Dell was fucking super good at
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football. Like, and I thinkyou, I think I don't know if
you busted my balls for trading forTank, saying it was a bat or
it wasn't a good somebody said someship. I'm like, I didn't bush
your ball. I bust your ballsfor trading for Palmer or some ship.
Yeah, he was a throwing whatever. Somebody like gave me fucking ship for
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trading for Tank. I'm like,just wait, I think you traded Kim
for him. And he like abacklash or said something like almost like you
had to trade him because he gaveyou some ship. That was like the
second trade, because he was likeafter he went into like another negotiation,
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He's like, come on, man, it gave you the best quarterback in
the league. You're gonna work withme. I'm like, no, I
don't. Yeah, a motherfucker youmessages me at six thirty in the morning
with an offer of fucking hurts.I'm like, okay, I didn't ask
this to happen. You you createdyour own monster. You actually you created
the league's monster. To be honest, like you doing that was so stupid
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it Yeah, I mean every teamhas a couple of Achilles heels, and
you definitely shore yours up with thatone. Because you gino and golf.
You probably still could have got by, but not like you getting by with
Jayden. No, right, Likemy I guess sweats this this year have
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been a win by like twelve anda win by like four. That's it.
Everything else has been like here's yourhundred point right, Yeah, that
touchdown at the last minute. Yeah, and that was like a by mc
edden week for me. Yes,my guys just didn't really kind of show
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up too much. I mean exceptfor Ayuk. Holy should is going to
football too? H uh? Yeah? I mean any surprises, yeah,
I mean like outcomes what I tellyou about being Chargers. Sure, yeahmember,
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I told you they are not.They find a way to fuck it
up, No Marrigan. They lostto Jordan Love and the Packers. I
mean like Jordan Love could barely dangled. I know, the fucking surprise the
Giants. Fuck yeah, yeah,I didn't see that one. Nobody saw
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it coming. I know, theVito Danny DeVito's son and ship. Yeah,
good for him. Yeah, he'sweird because it was home list at
home and it's like, I'm allmixed, my bad, I'm like,
dude, not a flex. Yeah, Like, why would you share that
with the Like the media makes alike does he think that was cool or
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does he realize that that makes himlook like a mama's boy, Like that's
some information you keep to yourself.You don't share that with the media.
Yeah, I don't know, butyeah, like, no super major injuries
as far as that we know.I mean, it seems like sometimes they
you hear those injuries on Monday,change a change what happened? I mean,
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I just know he left in thefirst quarter, but hurt the hurt
the same knee. Yeah, theyreaggorated the same knee. Yeah. I
wouldn't be surprised. They just shuthim down. Protect your asset. Yeah,
most is more than capable. Butthen Akhmed went on I R Today,
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Uh ye show again, it's gonnabe the Jeff Wilson Show. Yeah,
all right, talk to the people. I'm grabbing a drinkin too much
to talk about for me. Besides, I've lost and continue losing by far,
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probably the worst fantasy season I canrecall the date, So when I
compare any other fantasy season going forward, I am going to reference this season.
I hope I don't have no worsethan this season, but this is
by far the worst I've ever hadmy entire since I've been playing fantasy football.
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So hopefully this is the worst oneI'll ever have. But you never
know, they're still a better thanfair chance you'll make the playoffs. I
mean, because once again, allyou have to do is get in.
Like once you're in, then whoknows. I don't I'm already out of
it in the other two and theseother two, you know, I'm five
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and six and pretty much in eighthplace and both of them. So I
went out. I don't know,so you know, I mean, there's
a little bit we're gonna talk aboutfor Thursday because you know whatever, But
so we gotta go to three games. Yeah, So what would you you
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know, kind of looking and lookingand seeing where you're at in the year
in all the leagues, think youdo anything different? Like do anything different?
Or is there like a do youthink like you went wrong? Somewhere
those ten team leaguers. I don'tknow. Sometimes men, when you play
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in the ten team league and thenyou play in the twelve team league,
and then playing in this league whereyou start nine hundred people, sometimes that
gets crossed up a little bit,where a player that's super valuable in a
your league or a twelve teamleague ain'tthat valuable in those ten teamers because they
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got somebody better. And I thinkI probably drafted some players that were not
extraordinary in those league where I shouldhave been trying to draft somebody with way
more upside, or both of thoseleagues too, you know, And I
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ain't trying to. Ain't nobody forcheating, But it's is mighty funny how
Hayes and his brother they've never hada bad team and they always draft early,
and it's like, and I alwaysget stuck at the back of the
draft all the time. It's like, how can I just keep I've said
this many a times, that racistmotherfucker burning crosses. He said he used
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a lot of ings and a lotof RS hard, all hard, real
hard. R is like, yeah, moons, Brandon probably hides it a
little bit better, but you couldsee it written all over his brother's face.
They and they're twins. They looklike they are identical twins. And
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his brother's just kind of a littleslightly little chunk here, but definitely he's
his brother. It's hard for himto hide. You can just see racism
in his face. But I thinkBrandon does a better job at hiding it
because he worked it, said ajob, and you got to learn how
to mask it a little bit better. Yay racism. Huh? All right,
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so who to be got going hereon Thursday? Let's see green Bay
and Detroit the start? Okay,so who is it? Green Bay at
Detroit? No? You know,all those games they're always in the home
Dallas war Detroit. They never playthose games away. They always have them
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at home. Okay, well,we're not going to do how we normally
do. We're just gonna talk aboutthe game and all that. So this
should be a massacre, but itnever plays. I mean the speaking of
surprises, Detroit almost gave us asurprise. It was lost to the goddamn
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Bears at home. They had theycome back from like twelve from twelve down
with like only a couple of minutesleft. Somehow they pulled it out.
Of course they did because they're fuckingawesome. Yeah. Yeah, they are
America's team. It's so under watchman, and they got the two backs.
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Monty Gibbs. Gibbs is Gibbs isstarting to be more consistent. Whereas at
the beginning it was Monty six consistencyand then Gibbs was hit or miss one
week and one week can be done. Now he's starting to put together a
more consistent performance. And I'm notthrilled about it. Huh, I'm not
thrilled. I'm not thrilled about it. Wow, you already played them right,
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well yeah, but like I haveMonty, So okay, okay,
okay, Now fill the goal lineback. I mean, man, most
of the time they gonna when theyget it close, Monty is that do
they get through five yards out?It's Monty time, Monty Hall. So
let me ask you this. Sowith the A chain that, with the
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A chain injury now and me tradingway, trading away Moster for Monty,
do you think that's still a goodmove now that Moster is now back to
being number one? It's hard totell. Even before you know, most
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even when Moster was the number onethere and a chain wasn't there. Dolphins
just not really a big running team. They just good. They don't run,
yeah, I mean they just mostare you know, most are don't
pop off for a long run onhis own. The Dolphins just they're not
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a consistent running team. They're they'rea pass first to setting a pass first
to set up to run. Theydon't. They don't set up to run.
They don't run to set up apass. And the Lions are the
verse. Yep, Lions run,you know, I mean they run and
they want short possession down passes toSaint Brown and then every once in a
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while they take a chuck deep.It's just just so Golf can still show
that he can throw the pill.And that's their offense. Who is throwing
a deep to take a choice Reynolds, Williams, Raymond. But the possession
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moved, the chains receiver is SaintBrown. That's why Saint Brown is not
volatile. Saint Brown is a consistentplayer because he's a chain moover. That
is, whenever it's third and six, third and four, Jared Gof's going
one place. He's a juju shouldhave been honestly, oh, like a
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possessions, like a hardcore possession receipt. Yeah, I don't know. Jiju.
Juju was to me was about hewas good in Pittsburgh for about three
years and then he he fell offa cliff after that, true cliff.
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I feel like he was the kindof like how left Bell was seemingly like
a schemed out player and even wentother places he wasn't at all. I
mean like, Juju was great whenhe could be that third live receiver,
when he didn't have to be batmanand he could play a complimentary role,
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he was great. But when hegot bumped up to you know, one
of the top two receivers, didn'tdo so well. No, He's like,
oh, this is coverage. Oh, this is horseshit. I was
like this, Oh, I'm noton the third or fourth best corner they
got. This is not this isnot a linebacker that's too hard ye.
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So but yeah, that's Detroit GreenBay and they ain't gonna go qual it
quietly into the night. I mean, I don't think Aaron Jones is hurt.
Dylan got a groin too, So, oh Dylan is uh possibly hurt.
You got a bit of a groinyet, mm hmm. In a
short week. Mm hmm. Imean I don't know they're gonna, you
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know, Green Bay, they gonnafind something back that you know, off
the street, or somebody you neverheard of. Oh you didn't see they
signed mm hmm. James Robinson.Oh for really, man, that was
like a fantasy darling for like twoof years. I loved that dude.
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I loved him in Jacksonville James Robinsonclutch. That dude was money falling off
a cliff. Though that guy builtthe cliff and then jumped off exactly.
Yeah. I mean those receivers,you got to take your choice. I
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mean dogs, that Terrrius Wicks orsome ship Jalen Reed, Christian Watson who
wasn't scoring ship. But we're enoughbelieve that terrible. You best believe he
scored. Yeah, I mean theygot a bunch of no name receivers and
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Dogs is probably the most. ButHeartrave say that gain heart Grave. Don't
forget about him. You talk aboutMusgrave. Uh he tackle. I was
like brave Jordan love throwing dump passes, the hard grades and ship. Yeah,
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that's it. I mean it shouldbe Detroit's favor. But you know
the NFL, man, it neverit never plays out the way you expected
to just the well, the nicething is at the quarterback and wide out.
So I'm like, well, okay, the quarterback and the running back.
So I'm like, wow, twothirds of the points on offense.
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So then and we we'll go tothe mid midday game. Dallas in Dallas,
dak mhm. See you said Dallasin Dallas. Hold on, huh
you said Dallas in Dallas. Ohthat's what I called him. I don't
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even call him the cowboy. Let'sjust call him Dallas Dallas in Dallas.
I don't even call it. Idon't even notice that. That's why I
was like, wait, did Ihave a stroke on here? Ceedee,
Lamb is consistent those other receivers whothey probably ain't gonna be consistent, sir.
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Who's going to Dallas? Oh?Washington? Oh oh so okay,
Rose Commanders, Yeah, I thinkyeah it is Washington. Yeah, mm
hmm uh. What's the name?Finally got in the end zone, Paulard.
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Yeah. They said he he's coursedin his week one. God damn
ship, you will be glad,you glad you got rid of that fucking
dude I traded for I traded forhim for a week and then traded him
the next week. Glad you're gonnado with that fucking headed absolutely about to
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bust again there too. All right, tight end is Ferguson. He's been
pretty rather consistent. Dak always Dakalways liked his tight ends. He's he
can always keep him involved. Sobefore him, before it was witting for
fucking ever. But with Romo thenit went into Schultz alas Ferguson, Yeah,
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Dak keeps his tight ends involved.You you gotta keep you gotta keep
the white guys employed, man.Yeah, yeah, So and that's it.
That's the others Wolves in Dallas.It's not really much on. Washington
said, kind of one of thosewhere, I mean, this is another
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game where on paper looks like Dallasshould win, but you know Dallas,
Dallas is one of those teams that, no matter what, they find a
way to fuck it up so orthey libel too. So. Plus it's
divisional two. So yeah, yougotta kind of thrown window because I very
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seriously doubt if the Giants can wellsports. The Giants scored, Barkley scored
two touchdowns, probably only two touchdowns. He damn near scored all were he
was playing me. So that's whyBarkley had a fun oh god mmmm and
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Jalen Warren and he went crazy.So second team back but I mean he
only got five points out of Nagy. That just tells you the difference between
It's like, Jalen Warren is supposedto be your backup and he drops thirty
five, the starter drops five andhe's the starter. And then as a
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press conference, ship motherfucker. Yeah. My one buddy was like, yeah,
I'm glad Nuchies woke up. Iwas like, man, ship the
talking, don't mean ship, dosomething. Stop talking. Just because he
spoke up and said, what doyou say, Uh, I'm sick of
Are we tired of this ship orwe this ship ain't gonna hold up or
(44:30):
some ship like like whatever, youdo something. Stop trying to jump over
top of people. You six fuckingfour two hundred something pounds, you trying
to hop over top people. Runthat motherfucker over. It's a d bat,
run them over. How about trythat. You have a you have
a relatively poor excuse of the backupout shining you on a regular basis.
(44:54):
Let's be fucking around and you're backup when undrafted and outproduces you on a
constant isn't a one week wonder ora coincidence. This happens constantly from play
to play. He goes for thirty, you get in there and you go
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for two, and then you makethe offensive line look shitty while you're doing
it. So all this time,the offense line probably ain't as shitty as
we thought it was, because thisfucking crown is just picking the wrong hole
and running in the brick walls.And he's and just he is very very
slow, very like a wild evenwhen the whole wide open and he do
(45:43):
break off the run, it seemedlike he like a locomotive or something,
some type of train that needs likecoal or something to get going, like
he needs more steam, Like itjust takes too long, Like you're in
the NFL. You can't be thatslow, but surely back that slowly picks
up steam. You gotta pick thatoh and be gone. You don't get
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one or two little moves and that'sit. Now you're doing full five of
them and ship like what is youdoing? He is the size of a
fullback, with the speed of afull back a fucking tackle, you know,
and the and the agility of asecond tight end. He said a
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second tight end, right, becauseI was gonna say I can't see agility
of tight ends. It's like whoa, like the number one are pretty good.
You got like got the agility ofsucking David uh Mercedes Lewis ship right,
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But yeah you said Washington, Yeahyou starting Brian Robinson. I mean
start Terry Dotson if you're fucking risky, risky, everyone else to sleep and
be well. Logan Thomas too,because yae but yay, I mean he's
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always adar throw. Who knows howthat's gonna go. Washington is gonna be
down at least should be should beso so in a nightcap divisional Seattle and
the Niners. I don't know wherethat game is. I think it's in
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Seattle. Yeah, I think itis. Well, Walker ain't playing.
Gino is going to be limited.Uh you still got sharper day No,
oh you got rid of him,and even so I don't want to play
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him against that. Yeah. Yeah, they play same friend and like I
think it's like two times in threeweeks. Yeah, no turn around,
they get a week off in anytime play them again. I'm all set
and not playing that game. Yeah, this should be an absolute see mac
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explosion those defense isn't that greatest forstopping to run? As far as I
ever can recall? No, andwhat you know, it's like, what
are you really going in for?You know what I mean? Like they're
just like I'm just trying to goeat. I'm all set. Yeah.
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So yeah, the tame old twoeligibles now you believe what's the name in
Jick mus starting to pick it up. I mean he's starting to get a
regular of production. So he isstarting, which is exciting. It's it's
super exciting because that pretty much startedhim every week since I'm drafted him.
No, I traded for him,you know, drafted. Nope, I
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wanted to, but it got tooklike right before I got him, so
that I traded. I don't evenknow what trade one is. I've had
like four trades. He was apackage to do. I think it was
Henry and and Jacob Derrick, Henryand Jacbo also Timmy drafted him. Yeah,
(49:37):
and uh for some box of rocksor some ship. I don't know,
Sam Fran like you said, Imean Vot McCaffrey. Yeah, Deebo
hasn't really been performing. It's almostlike they played better when he's there,
(50:00):
but then they forget he's there.I mean he serves as a distraction because
he's so talented. Instead of Debo, his name would be d coy.
Yeah that was good. I likethat real? How long did you working
(50:22):
on that? Be honest? Ijust thought of it just now, motherfucker
Like it gave motherfucker are you youknow? Kid him? That's that's it,
(50:44):
right. I just I can't waitfor Eli to go down or for
McCaffrey to get hurt. I couldnot wait. Yeah, I've been thinking
about, you know, waiting onthat to happen all season, and it
has not. So he went downfor a quick second. That was when
everybody went out and grabbed that Masondude. It was great. Everybody just
(51:06):
fucking the whole He's like, don'tdude, the kitchen sink plates, everybody's
plate drop broke on the floor.Everybody went after him and they never got
the to use them. Everybody wasexcited. Oh there, speaking of something.
Has nothing to do with that.Daryl Williams got waved, Darryl Henderson,
(51:27):
he waved dang. I mean likesoon as Kyraen Williams come back,
and then then I seen his projectionfor you, I'm like, damn man
protecting a sixteen you know that offand I'm not. I was Eryl Henderson.
If you look, if you watchedsome of that game, it's not
good. They was running fucking thatFreeman dude. It was running the hell
out of that Freeman dude, runningfor his he was running for his freedom.
(51:52):
Sorry, you know, like thatcame about like I mean, you
know Freeman and I don't know certainlast names they came from. So yeah,
(52:13):
so they just waved him like hewasn't ship. He said on him.
Though, I'm not gonna just dumphim. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna see if you go somewhere. Yeah you might because he's in
game shape. It's not like he'syeah, I mean, nobody's pick like
they're not plucking him off the couch. I mean he's he's been practicing,
and hell, I could see him. I could see him getting picked up
(52:36):
from for fucking Green Bay for yeah, I mean, please don't but still
like, yeah, you asked it. I make some mistakes, yeare in
my other league Andrews league, yep. Drafting Aaron Jones drafting Aaron Jones,
(52:57):
drafted Nick Chubb. Mm hmm,he's going down for my best moves in
that league. Drafted Jaylen Hurts andA J. Brown. Back to that
it's about Oh yeah drafting draft areally really wild. Yeah. I drafted
(53:23):
him pretty high. He's one ofthose players that I traditionally stay away from,
but that's why I do it.I took the chance. I was
like, man, I'm about tosee what. Let me just see because
I hate one. I mean,I'm gonna say I hate but I see
people always having success with him,and I was just like, maybe it'll
be this year. No, soyou know, going back to the players
(53:45):
that I stay with stay away from. Yeah, he's definitely going back home
and stay away from. Let's likeTerry McLaurin, like, I stay away
from players like that. I don'twant no parts of carry too, says
are you scared Terry? What itis? Now? He's just too too
(54:07):
inconsistent? Well, I mean it'sjust if he was on an actual good
team. It would be different ifhe actually had a quarterback that wasn't you
know, No Washington they had aquarterback since RG three. Problemly, God
damn, it's a long time agohad a quarterback since Mark Brunell. You're
(54:28):
talking about, he said, MarkBrunell. That was a long time ago,
Washington. No, No, theyhad Cousins before he got the fucking
Minnesota, wasn't. I'm just thinkingto myself, like who was who was
writer? Yeah, right after RGthree it was Cousins. And then Washington
(54:52):
just kept treating him like a rareheadstep child, like he wasn't a quarterback,
so let him out. He justwouldn't had success in his oonna like
a lot of success, Like he'sonce again he can't ever like do anything
with it. He's like he's neverwon any Kirk Cousins the dude that goes
(55:15):
to the club, brings the dimehome and talks about like weather balloons and
hid he said, brings the dimehome, But they never make it to
the bed. They're sitting on thecouch talking about like their favorite Pinterest fucking
things. They never make it intothe Oh. But yeah, not really,
(55:45):
not really a bunch of great games, And honestly, I'm not really
like thrilled to just things still don'trecord. Yeah, okay, I don't
see the record left, but notlike not throwing games. Then we have
(56:06):
what do we having? Oh wait, actually, what do we have on
Friday? Oh? Ship? Yeah, damn Jackson. I'm like, damn,
I would be a work dang thewhole time. Usually a lot of
times on Thursday night games and itstart at work and then I finish it
(56:28):
at home. This time, it'sgonna be all that work. Is there
only one Friday game? Yeah?It just comes on at three o'clock.
Was first ever black Friday game.That can's gonna suck. Watching the Jets
is like watching the same train watching, which is funny because you know,
(56:50):
Zach Wilson is now third string quarterback. Oh they made him third Yeah,
I know that. They They saidto some boy the boil dude that Mike
Wright Simeon. Oh yeah, Trevorsimmey, okay, that dude just like
forever back up, he's like ahe like paper plates and ship like he
(57:15):
and everybody's home. Everybody got him. Yeah. I don't understand why he
saw his jobs. But yeah,but let's let's wrap this shut up.
So we are we are doing theshow tomorrow, right, Uh, as
(57:37):
far as I know, I mean, it's gonna be a it's gonna be
maybe an hour. Well, thisweek is continues to be reviews. Man,
all I got a day. Theyall do by Monday, So down
(58:00):
fucking hammer out a few hours offthe clock because it's hard to do it
on the clock. While I'm onthe clock, motherfucker's is asking you questions
and hey, can you take auand all of this ship can't focus on
the day and all this like,yeah, sitting stick down independent of the
actual job itself, just hammer outthe fucking reviews more play. Wow,
(58:32):
that sucks for you. I hateit. I think at a certain point
they just just automate that stuff.I said, Man, the thing is
is that more gives about the comment. It's like all they care about is
the rain man. Motherfucking good job, bad job, no rain, there's
(58:58):
the raise ship pretty much all right, Well, I don't know. You
think it's something silly to say,You think it's something silly to say,
(59:22):
starve yourself and thurday shure. Yeah, I made a mistake having faith in
you. Goodbye. Hey, Iain't got no waiting to say every time
as we go out, that's yourthat's your job, and it's my job.
And if I did it for youdid what would you be doing nothing.
(59:45):
I'm okay with that. I don'tall right, all right, well yeah,
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