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Brought you by piet Hello. Ihope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgiving, their Turkey
Day, except we didn't have turkeywell week twelve, right twelve Yeah,
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week week twelve. Wow. Andit was an onslaught of games. Yeah,
and it still didn't seem like itfulfilled the whole that you not you
need it, Like I don't know. That second game was just so terrible
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that it seemed like they didn't evenexist. Yeah, that's why we end
That's why we ended up playing cardsduring and I'm like, well, this
is a good this is a pissbreak. Let's go do this. And
uh yeah, I mean the Detroitand the Green Bay game delivered just like
we said on here. Yeah,on paper, Detroit is supposed to destroy
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him, but you see what happened. I mean that's the different NFL In
college. I feel like holiday gamesare their own separate monster, Like they
have their own separate kind of orto them. Look, you just don't
know, because like you're just kindof like as a player, it's kind
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of like working on a holiday orlike fuck off. I'm definitely don mean
Joe about Desley worked with a coupleof Christmases and Thanksgivings where you go in
with the mindset nobody's going to call. I mean some of those days were
busier than the average day. I'mlike, are you really calling on Christmas
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to nf met Like, seriously,people people do it. So Yeah,
if I was one of those teamsthat day, I got blew out and
I thought I was my odds ofwinning was fine, but nope, it
was totally different. Yes. Yeah, So from a fantasy perspective, Jordan
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Love had a game, great game, best game. I can't believe golf
still showed up. I mean garbagetime kind of happened. Fantasy garbage time
means nothing. Yeah, anytime,it's good, Like you want to be
blown out a little bit. Ifyou got that quarterback, you're like,
oh, that means you're just gonnathrow yep, sign me up. Yeah,
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Monty did his thing. I don'tthink Gibbs did a ton. Actually
he did it. He was serviceable, but he didn't do a lot.
Gibbs didn't do a lot. SaintBrown was Saint Brown. He showed up.
Yeah, deep leagues, Josh Reynolds, you know, he got a
touch. That was about it.He didn't really get too much besides that.
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Yeah, but I mean really,what was his projected point total total?
You know, so it's kind oflike cool. Yeah, yeah,
actually no, I think he gota tuddy. Yeah no, no,
did he did? He let mesee? Hold on, I don't know,
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I don't remember. I think hehad a decent game, at least
I know. No I thought Ithought, I thought, uh bob it
mm hmm. Now yeah, no, you got a tuy Yeah, five
for forty seven tuddy two point twopoints. Uh yeah, So yeah,
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he had a decent game. Okay, you said James got a long touchdown,
like a hail Mary type of touchdown. Yeah. He's starting to become
a thing which we kind of talkedabout a few weeks ago where you know,
Campbell was like, hey you blockyou get the rock? So hey
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that it's it was one of thoseyou sat on him for long enough.
Now he's finally gonna pay dividends.And it might be kind of in that
situation where uh bulls, he couldmaybe when your week in the playoffs,
who knows, So see has beenthat dude that can't wait long enough and
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drop him when they're unproductive, andthen somebody else said the and then they
wait and then they reap the benefits, you know. Yeah, but that's
ten weeks of sitting on him though, Like that's see, I don't got
that much peak. That's just toolong. Like I could wait maybe three
or four weeks for you to peak. And if you ain't showing no signs
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of life unless you're a handcuff,yeah I'm not. I'm not employee.
Or you just have that empty spotthat's like, well I don't really have
you don't really need nobody to fillit. Yeah, So I mean like
but then you're also like you getthat waiver wired thing. You're like,
dude, I'm not even playing thisguy, like I'm here off the squad.
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I mean, I mean, likeyou got room on your bench for
a lot of wait and see fillers, like I've seen you picked up in
New Orleans. Guy that all justpopped up on the board and he's projected
at certain points and I'm like,who is this too? Yeah, well
he's he's Michael Thomas's filler and we'lljust kind of see if he is something.
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And you know, I will notplay him yet. Yeah, you
got you got to wait and seespots on the event. Whereas it's like
we'll see yeah, because you gotyou got your main spots field, so
you're good. Yeah, yeah,yeah. I mean at this point,
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I'm doing anything I can do toshop Dave gave Davis to put him on
the bench really or still yeah noI still no, No, it's over.
I mean like shop him to likejust permanently put him on my bench.
Oh okay, but you know sogame two, uh I it's thought
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Sam Howe was supposed to be.Okay. It's like when you hear the
commentators announce what he's doing, theylike over annoint him as if he's just
doing this masterful job, and thenyou're like, where's all of this,
y'all? Something? I really likethis kid. He shows the moxy,
and I'm like, where is itat? Like what is he doing?
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I mean he's just a big blockheadto take a lot of hits and you
know, I mean he's a toughsong of the bitch, I'll tell you
that. But yeah, I don'tI don't really see him doing anything spectacular.
Like basically the height that they givehim his play doesn't live up to
the hype they give him. I'mjust I'm not seeing it. I am
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not seeing it. I think it'sjust so desperate to have a quarterback in
Washington's just like, uh, yeah, you're really good, do a thing,
Yeah, but I can't do athing fucking try anyway. Oh all
right, Like what does Gary Terarydo in that game? I told oh,
that's just one of those players thatjust cannot get on board with.
Yeah, I mean they were,and it was such an ugly, boring
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game. It was like twenty tenfor like forty five minutes of the fucking
game. So it's like true,I mean, and really at that point,
how Dallas' offense didn't really do toomuch. I mean they got special
teams and interceptions and it looks likeDallas went crazy, but they didn't do
too much at all like that either. So yeah, like they for Philly
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in Dallas like that, that divisionis just such a cake walk. It's
like, okay, I mean weget four again, we get four games
each against these losers, so wemight we should not lose, and that's
automatically a four to Oh you know, I mean we got experienced with it
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because we used to have a divisionlike that where it was Steelers in Baltimore
and we could beat up on Cincinnatiand Cleveland, and it was like,
oh, those are four wins,and we'll see if we can split one
Baltimore. That's what. That wasthe goal of the Steelers and the Ravens
every year was the other two divisionsplit one Steelers. That was it.
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That was it. Now it's likethe whole division is stepped up to the
play like damn. Okay, nobody'sa w But I think the Dolphins and
the Cowboys play each other because theyare the king of the teams that beat
up on lesser teams. But whenthey go against a team that has a
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little fucking dog in them, theyget blown out. I want to see
what's the who's the best of thetwo fake teams? Them two? I
mean they like bullies of like rememberwe talked about like, you know,
beating up on a wood, likethey beat up on women. But when
they win, this dude around,they ain't got nothing to say. They
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like the abusive type of fucking team. So I don't know, that would
be interesting to see who they don'tplay this year though, right they don't.
They don't match it, Okay,I don't know. All right,
then we had what San fran andSeattle. Yeah, I thought Seattle will
bring a little bit more to thetable. They just didn't. I don't
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think Geno should have played. Ithink he was too hurt to really be
out there. But who would yourather see Geno hurt or lock healthy?
No comment. Rather, I ratherthink the chance with Gino hurt because Lock
healthy I didn't really I don't know. Yeah, I mean standpoint, maybe
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I would want to see because atleast he had forced it to him no
matter what. Yeah, I meanit. I mean we saw what a
hurt Geno looked like, and itwasn't great, So I can't imagine Lock
would have been that much worse.Yeah, but I mean Gino, we
we sat there in Washington. Ijust got mad because Gino just wasn't throwing
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it. I'm like, stop takingthat sack. Throw it, even if
it's the wrong place, throw it. Stop taking that fucking eight yard sack.
Like yeah, then the announcers,Oh, this place is on fire,
and they're getting so excited, andthe twelve man is erupted, and
I'm like, it's going to endin the field goal or Gino getting sacked,
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And what happened. It ended ina field goal, or Gino getting
sacked, they didn't even a touchdown. It almost feels like it almost felt
like feels like that year. Lastyear was just like an anomo and now
he's back to being yep yep,and he got the bag too. Yeah.
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And that's the dumbest thing about theseThese teams are like, oh,
he played great this year, let'sgo give him seventy million dollars. It's
like, uh, what, Likethat's all you gotta do? Is I
think the two super teams for givingout the bag recently is Cleveland. Yeah
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in Denver, like you gave RussellWilson all that money for a fucking backup
performance, Like I don't wow,Yeah, and you can't even say it
was like, oh, well washis first year in the offense. He's
getting used to it because he's justas shitty this year, like Sean Watson.
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It's like he's shy when he's healthyand now he got a fucking health
problem where he can't even stay onthe field. I love it so much
though, It's like it is themost Cleveland signing possible and it is just
hilarious, like you you can't winfor losing out there, and I love
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it so much it's it's delicious.It's fucking delicious because it's just like,
you give this guy that hasn't snappeda football in like two years, and
you're like, here's I don't evenknow how much money he got and so
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stupid, and it's like, Idon't It would be like giving up money
to Kaepernick, Like what are youdoing? You wait and see how play
before that? I mean, like, you give him, you deal.
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Houston played a real calm and cool. Usually Houston makes the fuck up in
that area because Houston's a fuck upcity. But they they won that trade
like hell, and now they gottheir quarterback of the future, so they
they feel real good about it.They dumped a bunch of crash mo fucking
thumb oven loving motherfucker. They dumpedall his publicity negative publicity as well,
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and now they got a fucking studat quarterback so far this year. Yeah,
and now Cleveland has a very Clevelandperson on the third string. Motherfucker
initials another DPR, PPG, pB and P B and J motherfuckers.
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Right, what the hell? Well, let's get into these games here.
That Friday game, the stupid Jetsand the U terrible, terrible, I
didn't watch it. I was workingand I just was like, I don't
have to watch the Jets. Cool, I'm not gonna. I don't know.
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For some reason, I kept thinkingwhen Moster was ripping it up,
I was like, I swore youstill had him. For some reason,
she was lighting up the damn scoreboard. I was just like, we don't
got most no more. Yeah,he was my Monty. He was my
Monty trade. Okay, yeah,but yeah I saw you. I saw
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you had a good game, andI was like, okay, cool.
I mean the a chain thing iskind of kicking me in the soul a
little bit because I'm like, well, I I moved him because a Chane
was coming back, and I waslike, I don't want to get you
know, but Wilson, I meanhe looked like he's gonna be a significant
contributor going forward. Son got him. Yeah, he looked the boy got
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the boy at him. Yeah,I mean will got him. Yeah,
you got where you better start startinghim. I mean even just I mean
he gets a lot. I toldhim to. Yeah, he was getting
a lot of receptions out of thebackfield, and whether those receptions go for
negative yards, you still get apoint. So take that ship. Sure,
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yeah, maybe maybe I'll still comeout on the Maybe I'll still come
out on the good side of thattrade. We'll see. Yeah, all
right, who were playing terribly?I mean, the dude had like twenty
points for a quarterback in our league. It's ridiculous. But yeah, he
had to pick six and that tooksix points away from whatever he did,
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right, is it six points?Yeah? Yeah? Well I I said,
like, I do not see himdoing a ton against this defense,
not to all points. I mean, Kenny pick it again more than twenty
points. Yeah, I know,he can't stop playing it s their scoring
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system of quarterback can get to twentypoints. That was terrible, and so
it was a mixture of him havingto play, you know, pretty stout
defense, but also not having todo a ton as well. They got
they got some type of I've neverseen this in my life. They got
a hail Mary that that went backninety nine yards, Like what shouldn't hail
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mary either be a touchdown or abackdown? No, this dude picked it
off at like the one and ranit all the way back Like I ain't
well heard that shit ever happened.Yeah, the Jets may be cursed,
I mean, but but yeah,maybe I was pretty happy I had to
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work because I was like, Ireally don't want to Yeah, that was
at work too, Like I toldyou, I'll be working and watching that.
I just had my phone up onthe side of my desk, you
know, no sound. You know, it's like because it was on Prime
and you could pull it up rightthere. And I was just glancing at
and watching the plays and didn't reallyentertaining or was it like was it I
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wasn't interested in the Jets at all. So it was like one of those
things where when I seen the Jetshad the ball, I was in my
computer, and then when I've seenMiami get the ball, because I got
skinned in that, I was justlike, okay, So I was paying
attention to what Miami was doing.You know, Tyreek Hill was doing Tyreek
Hill things. Wattle showed up,like I said, Moster showed. Did
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he actually make it through the gameof getting hurt? Yeah, wow hurt.
Yeah, Tyreek got hurt a coupleof times, but he kept coming
back in. I mean, hehas a little tough son of a bitch.
I mean, not only is hegood as hell, he's tough too.
Yeah, he keeps getting nicked upa little bit, like, yeah,
but he ain't one of those LikeI ain't got nothing against Justin Differson,
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but have you heard his comments latelyor why he ain't been out there
these past couple of weeks. Ican play, but I want to make
sure I feel one hundred percent back. Like that's kind of selfish to me
a little bit, Like I understandthat you want to you want to feel
like he wants at the beginning ofthe season. But who's who's feeling like
they felt at the beginning of theseason. Nobody at this point. I
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would say if the Vikings were losinggames, I'd be more like, yeah,
okay, but the team's kind ofin it, like and he's kind
of being selfish about it. Imean, like that's what I was that
Tyreek Hill ain't that dude. Itseems like Tyreek Hill is like fuck it.
You know what I'm saying, I'llhop out there and try to catch
something, you know, leg youknow, I got more respect for that.
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I do. Well. I mean, I don't think anyone's gonna not
say Jefferson's diva like he's he's he'sa b two point oh a little bit.
But you know, when you're thattalented, I guess you kind of
can get away with it because youearned it. I mean, you know
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how like in basketball they used tobe like, oh, Jordan gets all
the fun. You Jordan earned theJordan fouls, just like that's the foul
that never gets called on nobody,but it gets called because Jordan. But
he did earn that respect, right, Yeah, I guess I'm just kind
of a little like he hasn't beenin the league like that long to kind
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of garner that that kind of clout. But I mean, hearing when he
was playing like he's he's one ofthose players like I couldn't I couldn't even
recall him the last time he hadunder one hundred yards receiver in any game
against any defense with any quarterbacks.So it's like, Okay, I guess
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this dude is that good? Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know.
It's a weird it's a weird kindof back and forth feeling. It's
like, don't be a prick,but it's also like I do get it,
man, Like yeah, so soyeah, Tyreek was doing Tyreek things,
and like I said, Wilson andMoster they split Chetston. I'm just
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glad I don't got no fantasy investmentin any of it. I mean,
if you had Breis Hall or yougot Wilson, you can't get rid of
him, you can't get away fromhim. You you are forced to live
that nightmare weekend and week out.It's like, damn, yeah, glad,
I don't have nothing me personally,I would have absolutely if I had
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Garrett Wilson one dished him, earlytraded him, like hell, what a
god, what a casting on thename, than like, yeah, here
you go. I'll take a mildlylesser tiered player if need be, but
a lesser tiered, more productive playeror on a more productive offense. Yeah,
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I mean like once Aaron Rodgers wentdown. Yeah, I would have
been shopping him after week one.Absolutely, yeah, true, all right.
I mean especially because you know whois gonna be playing at Zach Wilson.
So if it was, like youknow, if it was if it
was actually a regular backup, Iwould probably feel better about Garrett Wilson.
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But Zach Wilson is so fucking badall the time. All right. Anyway,
let's get into the games here.We got a decent sized slate and
we'll do this and get the hellout of here. So Tampa Bay at
Indie, So Tampa Bay. Rondellnot Rondell House. What Yeah, Rondell
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White was a baseball player. Goddamn it. Yeah, he's like he's
hurt something. We're questionable. Yeah, it's knee. It's knee. So
he's questionable. I don't know ifhe's gonna go or not. It's kind
of one of those things where itkind of cropped up yesterday. It seems
so late late week. This moneyin our league scrambled to get him.
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Chase Edmonds, Uh yeah, someonegrabbed him. Yeah it was Taylor.
Yeah, I'm like you can haveYeah, that's kind of the thing.
It's like I'm all set. Imean as I am for points. It's
just certain. It's like a fuckingamusement part ride where I look at it
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and look the ride go around,and I'm like, I'll pass. I
don't feel like getting on that rideand experience and whatever is going to happen.
So I just and we made thosemistakes early. We did it with
Pooka and who else did we Wewas like it ain't gonna do shit,
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and they end up being a thing. Fucking Swift. Shit, Well I
wasn't. I told you, ifyou don't pick up Swift, I was
grabbing him. I'm saying, Idon't know what you didn't see in Swift.
I guess I was just really kindof scared off thinking of what Billy's
carousel used to be. I didn'tknow he was gonna get in there and
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just take the reins and just destroyeverybody, because I don't think anybody really
saw that either. It's kind oflike, well, you know, he
got ran out of Detroit. Youknow, we'll kind of see. And
but I'm talking about, you know, earlier in our fantasy careers, where
you see starting running back and youimmediately run and get his back up,
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no matter who it is. It'slike, hold on, pump your brakes.
Just because it's a backup and he'sgonna be started does not mean he's
gonna be better than somebody else thatyou can grab. So I think grabbing
Chase Edmonds and doing that is alittle short sighted unless you're in a pinch
and you need an immediate start.I don't think the guy that picked him
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up needed that. So you're goingpretty solid. Yeah, he's at the
top of the standings, like ishe starting him? I mean, I
don't know, Well, let's see. Let's see, because I am curious
because it because if you're not,it's not like dude towards a c L
he'll be back next week. Soit's kind of like what do you what
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are you doing? And he isnot starting him, and it's like,
I don't know. I mean whatever, that's fine, but I don't think
anyone will wait and see approach forsomebody that probably only got one week window
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pretty much. Yeah, and it'syou play him. This is only week
you can't play. Yeah, That'sThat's where I'm at with it. It's
like, okay, I mean maybeyou're seeing something or not, but I
don't know. All right, goahead and finish the Tampa El Jules.
Oh, I mean this is thenormal. I mean Baker and the Pench.
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If you want, I'm starting KateAughton because he keeps getting targets,
he keeps being productive. It's likeas soon as you like, but when
you put your faith in him,he gives you a dut and then when
you ignore him, he shows upand it's like, I don't know,
I don't think I want to.I don't think he's really done a dud
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this year. Let me let melook at his game. His game thing
here just that of carry watch themone, then you dropping them, pick
them back up, and then droppingthem, pick them back up. And
he had to drop duds for you. No, I mean so, I
mean throughout the whole year, he'sad four and a half ten points,
six three, ten point eight,three, ten point back and forth,
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back and forth, ten three,nine point two, twenty five. Then
that's the Actually I dropped him afterhe got the twenty five. Then he
had a three point five and thena nine point four. So what it's
like he's a rollercoaster player. Yeah, well that's called a tight end.
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So that's not even surprising. Butyou know it's one of those deals where
he had an up ish game lastweek, so he's probably gonna get three
points this week. This week.Yeah, that's kind of you playing against
this cloud, so you good?Yeah, I mean, well, no,
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since I'm playing against you, he'llput up at thirty. Yeah.
Yeah, he'll even throw a touchdownjust for poops and giggles. Yeah,
yeah, he'll take he'll take areverse a round and in the round rush
one in. He'll throw one inand catch one. Yeah, yeah,
He'll even he'll even kick a fieldgoal like that one Uga or some ship
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name. He's gonna go ahead.So Evans, obviously you know you'll get
about three quarters out of him beforehe hurts his hamstring again. I said
Godwin, I would just be donewith Godwin. I think at this point
you do not like him. Imean he'll even go after the trade Turners
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and Kim Braile Tompkins. He'll throwto anybody, but Godlin, It's like
damn God wants Baker when banging ishis. So it's weird. It really
is weird because it's I don't knowif he's just not at speed after his
a c L or what to claiminga CL At this point, its right
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like I'm just trying to figure outwhy, because it's not like you're bad
at football, like you're very good. So but I think until he starts
being productive. I know it's superlate in the year, but I'm not
saying release him, but he mayhave to kind of live on your bench.
And as far as I can recall, because I got him in another
league and of course I sat himdown the week he blew up, but
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don't even he only had one goodweek the entire year so far. So
yeah, it's not looking too hot. And you know, people's draft capital
was was high on that. Itwasn't like You's not like it was like
in that league. My first receiverwas I and then my second was Godwin.
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Oh wow, yes, okay,yeah, yeah, it's about it
there, So go ahead and talkabout Indies. Seemed like Indian played in
two years, but it's only beenyou know Minshew, it seemed like his
the Minshew mania. Calm down.It's like they told him to stop throwing
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so much, and like they tookthe gunslinger out of him, like they
made him hand off more and theymade him more conservative. So I don't
really like the conservative Minshew, buthe's still there. Like the Downs kid,
Josh Downs, that's that's that's probablyone of my bigger like fuck,
why why I drop him? Yeah? Josh Downs is wildly productive. Got
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him in my other league. Justdeciding whether I should start him or to
rechet Rice from Kansas City? Whichone would you? Oh? Boy,
is Downs finally healthy? Oh?Like he's he'sn't been to practice. I
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think he's had him capped, butthen he's not. I mean, they're
coming off of bye and he washaving a problem with knee, but they
didn't say anything or give me theindications like he ain't gonna suit up,
and I feel like that. Ifeel like Downs has so much more upside.
I two out of three times ofpicking downs Rice there there's no one
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in Casey that I feel comfortable startingfrom a receiving standpoint other than Kelsey.
It is literally like that dude,but he just he took a step back
and in his last game, lastcouple of games, he hasn't really showed
up. He was a doctory upwardand then he kind of digressed backwards.
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And it's like, what, youknow what the wide receiver room is like,
It's like Baltimore's running back room.That's what it is. You have
no idea, and I don't wantto play that game, so I by
default I'd go with downs. Butjust from a talent standpoint, yeah,
downs all day, Okay, soyour downs, of course, Pittman is
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the start. Every week, muststart. No tight ends out there,
Taylor, I don't know if you'reyou're handcuffed with Moss waiting in Taylor to
get hurt. But Moss, youcan't really play them two together anymore.
Before there was a hybrid period whereyou can play them both. That that
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period has passed. This is strictlyhe is on my bench strictly for injury.
Yeah, that that period, thathybrid period has passed. It's all
Jonathan Taylor. So that's about it. Yeah mm hmm, all right,
well god, so I saw this, I saw what this next game was
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called, and I got to chuckleout of it. So the next game
is New England and the Giants,and somebody called it the Nowhere Bull.
I'm like sucking a yeah, nowherebowl. I don't start anybody at all,
Seriously, don't touch any don't youcan do Remandre. That's it.
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There's literally nothing else to start.Go ahead, talk about the Giants like
I know, like sometimes I do. You're silly, but in in Iron
League, the desperate leagues, ifI had them, I would start that
to Mario Douglas dude, just fromvolume standpoint. But that's about it.
From uh, the Mario Luck Giants, like we don't even know who the
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quarterback is going to be. It'sDanny DeVito's son. Again. No,
no, I'm talking about in NewEngland. Oh yeah, like that that's
the thing, Like how can youstart, how can you start anyone when
you don't even know chucking the rocklike fucking dannity Vito's son, idiot,
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good for real from Jersey and everyJersey Mike's motherfucker. He's doing those Jersey
mic versus this Danny de Vito son. I used to have faith in that
one. Neil Robinson. I gotrid of him. That's like another Baltimore
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running back room type. Their receiversyou fight, try to find which one
is gonna catch the passes. Soyeah, everybody but Saquan who scored like
nine touchdowns on me last week andprobably won't score again this year. But
pretty much yep, so straight nogross all right now our favorite God serious,
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I gotta do it. Son upa pitch, all right? Uh,
Steelers at Cinci. All right.So we have a new offensive coordinator.
I don't know his name. Idon't care, like some dude named
Mike Sullivan and some dude named EddieFaulkner's I don't know which one is who
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or what. Mike Sullivan is thePenguins head coach. There's some other Sullivan
this, Yeah, that's crazy.I would say this from a fantasy standpoint
and a general football standpoint. StartJalen Warren. Stop doing the bullshit.
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It doesn't make sense, it's stupid. I think at this point, I'm
not starting any wide receiver that Steelershave until I see how this game plan
works, how it looks, becauseyeah, you could very well lose with
Deontay or George on your on yourbench, whatever. But chance are they
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don't even know what they're looking atfrom an offensive scheme. They are surely
not going to let to trot outdeonta'sickens. Not not, not right now.
I just don't know what we're goingto be looking at and how that's
all going to shake out. Soit's kind of one of these things where
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if you were dumb enough to draftany Steelers, then you're kind of dealing
with your own you know, that'syour fault, So you probably can't really
be told any you know anything anywayabout that. I mean, if you
drafted more than one camp, you'reso narrow minded and pig headed, like
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you can't be talked out of itanyway. You're you're such a homework that
you don't even really, like,you know, one of those bigoted persons
that like they don't even realize thatthey're racing. Is like of those things
where you don't even realize you're you'rea dumb ass homer. So go ahead
and old day life. Yeah,but my personal idea, I wouldn't touch.
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I wouldn't touch until it actually shows, Okay, this is a different
offense. And if it's a differentoffense, cool, then you can feel
more confident in trotting those folks outthere. But we need to see something,
some signs of life, some targets, some good targets like catchaball targets
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and not three three yards downfield targets. So I almost feel like they're gonna
try something crazy just to show thatit's not a Matt Canada offense. Like
I think they go, he's gonnathrow four and he's gonna throw I think
he gonna they're gonna start off firstplay of the game pickings forty yards down
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the field. They're gonna try todo something crazy to bring back to Pittsburgh
that this is what Matt Canada wasn'twilling to do, and this is what
we're gonna try to do. Butthe rest of it in between, its
pretty much gonna be the same becauseyou know what, no one here cares
about that. What they want tosee is productive. We don't care about
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how Yeah, I don't care aboutthe plays you call it. If they
fucking work, they fucking work.Like I just don't understand the back and
forth where you get a breakoff often fifteen yard game and then you follow
it up with somebody that comes inand loses two yards. So I e.
Jalen Warren just fucking exploded for suchand such, and then you bring
in Nagy to fucking bring the offenseright back down. It's like there's a
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comedian that tells a good joke,got the whole crowd laughing, and then
I don't know, somebody makes acomment that you know, somehow takes the
confidence away from that comedian and Dennisright a whole crowd. I have.
I have a good analogy. Okay, It's like doing a few lines of
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coke and then following that up withthe xan X. It's not kind of
fucking like you have brought your youhave brought your heart rate down, yeah,
but now you're way when now it'slike, oh yeah, right,
So yeah, okay, fucking theanalogies to meet God damn it. It's
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like my two things I'm good at. Let me the fuck alone, all
right. Oh yeah yeah, that'sthat's all I got through. Yeah,
sorry, all right, Cynthy.Since he is all predicated on this new
Browning quarterback, dude, I mean, I don't know, nobody knows what's
gonna happen. Higgins is out again. Ye I was about to drop the
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Irwin du but I'm like, Idon't even know what the Browning due can't
even know. Yeah, okay,I was gonna say, like I thought
you did drop them. Yeah,yeah, I'm I was like, I
don't know what he's gonna do.Like if Barrow was there, I would
be like, yeah, motherfucker,I got Irwin because every time Higgins is
out, Rywin is a serviceable boy. There's only one person that trust right
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now, Chase Chase boyd. Ifyou're desperate, I mean I'd be worried
about mixing too. It's like,how much is that running game really gonna
kind of get in? You know? The Steelers defense always give up those
big chunk runs I remember back inthe day. I mean, I want
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to say back in the two thousandswhere you couldn't run on the Steelers period,
like you lucky if you got sixtyfive yards total as an offense.
From now, it's like they getran on like crazy now. So yeah,
you know you're right, you're yardback getting something. So yeah,
mix is going. He's gonna bebecause he's gonna be his his blanket too.
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So yeah, that's all. Mmhmmm, Well, mixing could be
service of the moon from a froma probably not a just running down your
throat, but from a the Stellersis bringing too much pressure and then you
catch him with a screen behind itthat can turn into it. Honestly,
he's gonna get eight or nine pointsjust from PPR. Yeah, yep,
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so yeah he's gonna he's gonna eata little bit. Yeah that's a good
I didn't think about that till Ihad to think about it to the point.
Yeah that's it. Yeah, Yeah, it's kinda. There's been a
lot of devastating injuries this year.It's fucking weird. There's another another torn
achilles. It's like number six onthe year. It's like, wow,
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leave man got to Miami. Yeah, fucking fucking said, all right,
so nowhere nowhere a bull park twoCarolina at Tennessee. Uh Christ the mighty
right, Yeah? Is no buysthis week? Right? No? No
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buys? Yeah? Like they Ifeel like they should get another by just
just we just call that a bye. Oh God, do what you want.
It doesn't actually matter if you're atthis point in the year, if
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you're relying on anyone from Carolina,mistakes have been made, Like Cuba is
serviceable, but he's a backup.He's a he's a backup running back that's
barely out playing his you know,starter, And that's not saying much because
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the starter's dog shit. We've alreadybeen over that whole Shenanigan. That's that's
miles more like centimeter centimeter Sanders soand then you had you had feeling,
and now the glass slipper has felloff, right exactly, it's finally turned
into who she was before we gotyou know, all elves and everybody that
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helped her. The pumpkin has turned. He was a drag He was a
drag racer. That's exactly what hewas. Not a drag racer. He
was a tractor pool started strong.Then whatever science happened, and it's like,
oh wait, no, I'm likethirty four. I can't do this
shit really because I'm not a kickI'm not a kicker. Yeah, fair,
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Yeah, let me not take someof the counterparts that you know discovered
the fount and you Mike Evans andKeenan Allen still haven't slowed down yet.
But they're gonna get They're gonna hitthat wall probably. Yeah, they're a
tier above, but yeah, Ifeel you. Yeah, but you know
what that would that be always bangup too? Like every other week,
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you know, Mike uh Evans hasa handy issue and then Keenan's always his
upper bodies made of you know,uh paper players that you gotta fucking read
the practice You gotta hope and prayon the practice report every damn dead a
week. Every week. You gottahope that you have to check right before
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the kickoffs to see if they're activeor they're inactive. It's it's a circus.
It's a roller coaster on them.They're game time report is a roll.
They are both a game time decisionin the off season. Yeah,
that's you hit it perfectly. Theyare a game time decision each and every
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fucking week. It's a game timedecision, game time decision on the bye
week, It's like, what thefuck? Yeah, yep, but yeah,
I'm not even if I yeah,don't touch anyone from this game.
It's it is going to be likea fourteen to ten final, not yet
to be enjoyable. Tennessee only sayinghis name because I know Kemp started him
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and he beat me with him andhe lit it up Levis, So yeah,
hop, I think I feel likeCaroline's can eat him up a little
bit. But yeah, hop,I wouldn't touch any of those other receivers.
You you took the Kenny Phillips trainlast week or something found out that
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that wasn't going nowhere. Uh,derekk Ain't even a must start no more.
It's like, this dude is fuckingterrible. Why he has the Adam
Zeeln disease. It's called being old. Oh, I don't know. Even
though because Derek k Rain producing,maybe you could take out a flyer on
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tad Jay Spears, I don't knowwhat, you know what. That's actually
the only confident play I would havein that whole process because he gets so
much past play. So yeah,and it's strange because out of everyone,
Hop all the people, I wouldonly feel confident putting in spears, which
is such a weird thing to say. That is very weird, but it
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makes sense though. Well a Conko, he don't show up. I mean,
he was wildly productive last year,but where is that? What have
you done for me lately? Yeah? So that's them, move on,
let's go yep. Uh So strangely, I called this the reverse nowhere Bull
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Jacksonville is Houston. Who would havethought, like a year ago, this
would have been like, oh shit, this might be a fun game.
And if you would have asked mea year ago or even two years ago,
I'm gonna be able to provide youfifty yard line seats to the Pittsburgh
Cincinnati right or the Houston and Jacksonvillegame. My dumbass would have picked him
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Cincinnati Steeler game ticket, and Iwould have been missing out on what's about
to happen with Houston and Jacksonville,which is that I just feel like that's
gonna be fun. You got twoyoung quarterbacks. One is much better than
the other, obviously Stroud, butI feel like you have an electric running
back in Etn And I'm about tostay Nexs on my team. I traded
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hard for him for a reason.Now he has been down the last few
weeks. He hasn't really been doingwhat he's doing. But Houston's defense is
paper mascha, so that shouldn't reallybe too too much of a thing.
Captain Kirk, start them up.You can chase the Ridley points if you
want. Really talked about it nowhere, I don't know. Yeah, that's
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one of those coin flips. DaveJones coming back got something to do with
Ridley being productive. Well, Zayis a field stretcher, so maybe that
gives Ridley a little bit more underneathkind of you know, lack for him
to not even be getting more thanfive points and then just all of a
sudden pop off with two touchdowns.And the last one off like that was
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when Zay Jones was in the damngame, which was the first week.
Yeah, well, I mean,you know, you got the field stretcher
that that gives you less coverage underneath, and he gets to do Ridley things,
and you know, I don't knowif he was ever really a contested
catch guy. I always thought hewas more of a yack guy, but
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really it really is. I mean, he he runs Chris routes and all
of that. He's a route runner, but no, he's not a physical
specimen that's gonna fucking moss anybody oror go and get it or anything like
that. Now, So I don'tknow. I mean, if you want
to chase it, go ahead,if you want to, you know,
look for a long bomb from daydo it. I mean he's more than
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capable ingram fuck it if you wantto. Who knows? Uh, But
yeah, go talk about the funteam now, yeah. C J.
Stroud Monster, Yeah, No,I can't believe he's just like, did
he really hurt his knee that bad? Like I don't recall anywhere, huh.
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I don't remember him leaving the field. I'm like they never showed any
play where he like he was significantlyin pain or anything. So him the
midst two straight weeks. Something's goingon. I'm not happy about it.
Tankdale Monster, Nico Collins Monster,I'm probably taking the flower on Robert Woods.
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You sure did I seen it?Chokes Monster? Yeah? Fucking They
even raised the level of Singletary.What now Singletary is a must start?
Like really in the league. Iwant to go take a shower even here
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and that I feel filter. Butyeah, this is the this is the
reverse nowhere bull, This will actuallybe a real fun game. I feel
it should be back and forth.I'm hoping it's back and forth. Quarterback
play is the reverse of what we'reseeing in Pittsburgh. Instead of a quarterback
coming in and shutting down all youreligibles, you got a quarterback that opens
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up everybody. Great point. Allright, Next, this is the last
one PM game. It is uhNew Orleans and Atlanta. Oh god,
So here's the problem. I feellike they're going to somehow, some way
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utilize all three quarterbacks this game.I feel like they're going I don't know
if they're super comfortable with can withconcussion car over there. I know that
Jamis is like, hey, whena touchdown real quick, sure deal,
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got him go ahead. Then yougot Taysom Hell doing Taysom Hell things,
just being literally the worst kind ofperson. Oh one, Jamis, because
they could. I'm telling you,Jameis is the dude. And I know
I said this already, but itjust cracks me up because I just really
imagine a dude walking into a roomand just start shooting everybody. He didn't
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even know that person was on histeam. He just went into a room
and shot everybody, And then theybe like, hey man, you were
supposed to get some evidence out ofthat dude, and Jamis be like,
oh, for real, I wassupposed to question someone. Well, just
like, oh, well, everybody'sdead. Like I mean, he's just
one of those dudes that go intoa room and shoot everybody. I would
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love to see that happen. That'sdark, but okay, but no,
Like I feel like there's somehow evenif it's not Jameis. I feel like
it's going to be a quarterback,Like it's going to be a college two
quarterback system or some sh well theyalready kind of do that out there in
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New Orleans anyway. I feel like, yeah, so even if like eliminate
Jamis out of the equation, Ifeel like you're gonna see a lot of
tastemhild this game. And you knowit's gonna be one of those things where
if you are in a situation whereyou are in a pinch, which you
shouldn't because there's no fucking five weeksand stop being an idiot, or don't
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I don't. I wouldn't touch Iwouldn't touch the quarterbacks. Now the wide
receivers. Yeah, you can gogo a lot of it. Go oh
golly, Rashi sashid to Mashima,sue maybe meat, go him what you
need. Mike Thomas and I RSo, here comes your your darling that
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you just picked up. And seewhat he got. Yeah, what's a
J Stuck or some ship? Whatthe is his name? Something? Read?
I think reed a J. Reidor some ship m A T A
T. Parry sounds like a soundslike a fucking law firm T Perry,
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I said, read, I don'tknow what, but yeah, just do
him on the bench. See ifyou got some juice, because it looks
like you got some play. It'snot really chasing points. It's more like,
well, there is an absence inthe wide receiver room. So Mike
Thomas went on io R. Sothat's four weeks. Four weeks and see
what happened, so that you know, hey, it could be something,
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that could be nothing. I mean, I'm not really investing anything into him,
so hey, fine, obviously killa cam get him in there.
You know, you know what hedoes, get dumb off champion of the
world. Yeah, but I Ithink I feel like this is his last
year being relevant and he was barelyrelevant this year. He's relevant by necessity,
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not by like choice. There's notmuch else there, so yeah,
but that's it, not really,you know, Falkins desperate, doesn't Ritter
London, John W. Smith ifyou if you like the rat roller Coasters,
(54:42):
h we b John Robinson, eventhat's a lot because he got a
stupid fucking coach. Yeah, Tylerour Jear in the deep League, and
that's it. I can't believe theygot rid of the human fucking chief cold
and I still just just kills me. Cordial Patterson. We used to be
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fucking that world. The dumb likethe dumbest non utilization possible. It's like
having and I'm not saying like I'mnot comparing this dude, but it's like
having Mike allstart as your fullback andnever running like short. You never run
it to him, and what It'slike, what are you doing? Do
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you have a cheek code? It'slike, shut up, what okay,
We're gonna do this triple reverse motherfuckingpass instead of running him right up the
middle. Yep. It's like whatit's like when Seattle passed intead gave it
to Lynch. There you go there'san example neland all right, all right,
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rams in Arizona. That should befun, that should be high flying.
I would think the cardio rams willthey usually do. Yeah, So
Sherman Williams is back. Paint yourwife white. So that's good. CoP's
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been hurt, but looks like he'sgonna somehow play because he's not gonna miss
time with a high ankle spring becausemagic and ship. So here's my question.
Could you could you start too toothis week with an injured Cup?
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It just depends on how much he'splaying. I mean, like dude's production
is really solely based off of Cupnot being there or being there. Okay,
all right, so let me playplay a game. Nicolea can do
anything. He I mean, hebe is chartable every each and every week.
But Cup and motherfucking at well orcorrelated, they are totally dependent upon
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each other. All right, Sowhat's the snap? So the snap percentage
Cup would need to play or notplay? I guess that would allow you
to play to two If Cup playsless than fifty percent of the snaps oohs
(57:21):
than fifty at well, maybe serviceable, but if anything, yeah, if
Cup is even in their half,the snaps at well, it's not a
factor because I'm not gonna lie.It was one of those injuries where I
was I didn't even know what wasgoing on with Cup because I mean,
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I don't got him anywhere, sowhat was his problem? I just seen
that on I just seen on thesleeper that it was just like, oh,
he's going to play, And I'mlike, I didn't ever know he
wasn't going to play. I didn'teven know he had any problems. Yeah,
I don't know if it was ahigh or low ankle spring, but
it was an ankle spring, andit was looking like they were saying he
might play or he might go onIR. I'm like, the fuck,
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that is too crazy. Different extremeslike you might go out, you might
play. What either you missed acouple of games or you go on IR.
That's the typical. That's usually howthat goes. It's like you're either
gonna have a baby or you're gonnahave an abortion. It's like the fuck,
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So yeah, yeah, I kindof tweet the ankle and I'm I'm
actually kind of surprised they're going totrot him out there. It's just like,
dude, this is your stud likethere's really not much of a reason
to, like, I don't know, just Parzona, man, It's yeah,
I would pack him away and lockhim in and lock him away for
(58:50):
just for the future, because Imean, last time I checked, the
Rams ain't in playoff contention. That'skind of where I was going with it
too. And it's like, evenif your were, it's fucking Arizona,
know, like they're trying to tank, like right, regardless, it should
be a fun game. I'm veryinterested to see what Sherman Williams can do
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for all those don't know it's KarenWilliams, but you know, there was
some some miswording many many Irwin Williamsand it just became a thing. And
he is Sherman Williams. So that'sfun. But yeah, you go talk
about Arizona. Uh, Kyler,it's so nice to hear that, by
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the way, makes my heart.It makes my heart smile. Wilson has
already been ruled out. Marquise Brownhas been practiced, so most likely he's
going to be ruled out sports dude, and I'm probably it's going to be
a dors Rondell Moore in the tightend type of game. What's his name,
mcbrad No, Yeah, it's gonnabe that type of game. I
(01:00:04):
don't know. I just continue tosee Connor get his touchdown stole from Kyler
all the time. Yeah. Partof that last week said, I'm saying
that I wasn't really watching that game, but when I seen the previews and
you've seen Kyler score, it's sureas hell was a fate to Connor.
Damn near At the one Kyler runningaround, I'm like, Damn, this
(01:00:25):
dude just really takes away the valueof James Connor. He really does.
It's the it's the Lamar running backsituation in Baltimore thing too, that that's
the one kind of still Gus Edwardsthings, and I mean Gus Edwards gets
those things in. I would compareit to the Jalen Hurts push push thing
(01:00:49):
where if you're running back and youdon't you don't get it in and you
get close, you lost your touchdownbecause you ain't getting it it is you
have you have until about the fiveyard line. If you don't do it,
then yeah, if you don't getit in from the five, once
it gets past the five, it'sall the quarterback. And that's that's definitely
Philly Jalen Hurts. So it's either, like I said, the doors right
(01:01:16):
now more in the tight end.If Markue's Brown plays, he still hasn't
been productive because I got him.They're not on the same page for whatever
reason, which is weird because they'reliterally best friends, which is the wildest
thing to me. It's like,y'all are best friends, but you can't
talk to them the ball. Ididn't know anything about them being best friends.
Yeah, they're best friends, suckingeach other's deck and everything. No,
(01:01:38):
no, they are legitimately best friends. Yeah, that's it. That's
it. That's Arizona. All right, let's see here. Okay, I
had to pee, So that's howI transformed to being outside because magic,
I didn't pee outside. But whatever, I don't worry about, don't question.
(01:02:02):
I realized that I'm like, well, I'm not against being outside,
but whatever. That's that's a conversationfor on Wednesdays. AnyWho, Next game
Cleveland and Denver. M This isnowhere able part three. So I will
(01:02:23):
say this when we already covered this. I believe last week Amari Cooper is
gameproof. Really is gross? That'sit. Drum Ford the ballooms off that
rose he uh, he peaked,and now he's just he's there. I
(01:02:45):
mean, cream Hunt, you canplay. I mean he's splitting chairs with
him. So it's kind of likeyou don't really know what's gonna happen,
and it's just an ugly it's avery Cleveland team and it makes me happy.
What about a Joku? What abouthim? Who would you play?
(01:03:07):
No? No, no, hecan stay in the kitchen and burn himself
again. Oh you're sturdy as fuck, dude. He's never Look, I
was never big on that dude ever, Like no fan of him, but
hate him. I mean I justnever was like impressed with his plays.
(01:03:31):
It seems like you're just you're aYou're another tight end that pops every like
five six games and everyone the waverwired. Yeah, he gets over,
he gets all over over like smallperformances, right and he and then he
goes back to his like two orthree catches for twenty yards and it's like,
(01:03:52):
oh, yeah, I forgot thisis what you do. It's like
yeah, yeah, yeah, Idon't know why you guys thought he wasn't
gonna hurt you again, But goahead, domestic abuse, have fun,
all right, Denver would make mecover the team that I got the most
players? Sure what Russell desperate,Judy desperate. Cam Sutton's not a consistent
(01:04:25):
the weirdest thing. Yeah, hehas hurt us both in uh sequential years,
and it's just like now now youdon't have anything, you don't have
a piece of you. Now it'slike, oh I forgot I can play
football. It's like you He's like, I got out of your hands.
Now I can play right tight end, no tight end, uh running back
(01:04:50):
I'm going on with it's Vonte whoserviceable, but he just ain't done enough
for me. I just don't feellike he's done enough to numbers disappointing and
I'm super happy I didn't get himbecause I really wanted him, and I'm
very happy I didn't. Yeah,you would have been upset, overhyped for
(01:05:10):
no reason. I got tired ofplaying a Jacklam game, so I'm just
gonna be later. Jump off tothe third running back small GP rhyme.
Yeah you're playing You're playing the Roulettewill out there like Baltimore. So I
don't know. Yeah, I getit. I'm like, hey, yeah,
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that's what I'm saying. I'm tryingto play the PPR game hoping that
works. But other than that,that's it. That's it for Dimmer.
Yeah, not much. Probably theI would say the probably most hype game,
(01:05:55):
well baby, yeah, Buffalo againstPhilly. Yeah, so I don't
know what's Buffalo's issue. I reallydon't. I clearly they don't either because
they're struggling, so their playoff windowfucking damn they're closed and just such a
(01:06:17):
winnable division. That's what are youdoing? Man? I don't but yeah,
I mean obviously to Denver, likewhat, Yeah, So I mean
obviously you can't. You can't sitJosh, nor would you in this one.
I mean it's yeah, too muchupside. I mean, you know
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Diggs obviously, like there's no wayof sitting him. No, I would,
Uh, I would start I meanI don't know if you can start
him, but I would definitely lookat you know, Tupac Shakir. You
got to say last name too.Yeah, So I'm like, okay,
(01:07:06):
I mean I don't hate it,uh, James Cook, I guess you
don't know, because it seems likeMurray is Walter in his I mean,
not only is Josh waltrin the goldLines Salsavia's all right, and there is
(01:07:30):
no one else that would start,you know, Kate, Oh yeah,
k my bad. Yeah definitely,yeah, my bad. Then there's no
one else that would start. There'sno one else. There's no one else
start. You think I'm gonna letyou go pasts without talking about gave the
baby crazy? He said there wasno one else I would start. I
(01:07:55):
say that, but I'm also startinghim something like line to the fans.
Yeah, it's we all. Wealready know what he does or doesn't do.
He's your latest abuser that come inyour house and ask you is the
dinner fucking cooked? And you gotyour apron ony? Like you get my
(01:08:17):
fucking slippers? Yes, dear,it's fucked up. Man. Here's the
here's the problem one we're in.We're in a super deep league. So
it's really hard, right, It'sreally hard to get away from it because
(01:08:44):
what can you justify from the wireor the bench for that matter, to
put in for him. Like atthat point, you're just making an emotional,
rash decision and you don't really wantto do that. You want to
go. If you drop them,I guarantee you somebody else is going to
be his bitch, So he's goingto have a bitch for the rest of
(01:09:08):
the seasons. Usly, you like, why why not be his bitch?
Might I'm gonna feel special? Goddamn it, I mad night. Every
once in a while he do bringhome gifts for the kids and treat everybody,
so he don't come home drunk allthe time. Listen, I mean,
(01:09:28):
I make those dinners. Sometimes helays me down by the fire.
But it's one of those things wherein a normal league, don't fucking start
Gabe Davis. In this league,you fucking have like it is because he
has so much upside, And that'sthe frustrating part, because he could go
(01:09:51):
literally goose you and the next weekgo for eighty and two tuddies too easy,
and it's like, I don't Idon't want to sit him on the
like the three or four weeks ayear that he does that, So I'll
(01:10:12):
fucking take the real minimalistic production andmaybe even a few gooses. But he
and and once again, this isa new offensive scheme as well, so
it could be different this week.I don't know. I'm I may be
doing some mental gymnastics, but wedon't know what that what that is going
(01:10:32):
to really look like look like yetso And I know I made the same
argument for the Steelers thing, butthey've been inadequate all year. This team
has not been nor has Dave gaveda you know, so it's like he's
there, he's been. The Steelershave been consistently shitty. Like the Bills
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show you weeks where they are SuperBowl contenders, and then they show you
weeks where they're the fucking Jets,so they go up and down. So
I mean, you would rather takepeaks and valleys than the consistency of ship
board. So yeah, Eagle,how much time? How much time do
you have? Yeah? What doI gotta say? You start everybody that
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you feel is capable, of course, Jalen Brown or double Stack, you
got, you start, Davante.No tight end has emerged since Goddar went
down. I tried to. Itried to hit that home run with Albert
Ogboom or whatever. Yeah. Iwas like, I was like, maybe
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I can, Maybe they'll start throwingthem the pill and I'm gonna hit a
home run. But hell no,they're not his name. They're like swift
game. Well, if you're desperate, you gotta be really wouldn't even.
I wouldn't even in this league.I'm like, no, yeah, I
wouldn't do it. He only heonly gets to play when they're up by
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like two or three. Tuddy's Honestly, they're like, here, go ahead
and play with the ball. They'reyoung man, You're a damn fool.
He's starting to Julio Jones. Soyeah, it's mainly two eligibles. I
mean it's Smith, Damn. Thoseeligibles get you all the points. Smith,
Brown and Swift and Hurts. That'sthat's the Eagles. Yeah, all
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right, last on the four o'clockDockett is Casey against the rateds. We
already kind of touched on this alittle bit, so you know, I'll
just kind of reinforce it. I'mnot touching any wide receivers. I'm going
Kelsey, I'm going Homes, I'mgoing you know, Checko. And every
time I say his name, Ithink a Planko from the Price is Right,
but whatever Planko, remember Planko fromthe fucking Prices Right, go up
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to hill. No Planco is alittle fucking h It's like a little corkboard,
but a little like a rockey puckcomes down yeah, I just think
of his name when I think ofor I take a plinko when I think
of his name. I don't knowwhatever. Okay, other than that,
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don't touch anybody, don't don't takea flyer on Justin Watson. He's not
going to do what he does.I'm sorry. That's not what he's ever
done. That definitely, I definitelyhad my eyes and my nose perked up
like woa Justin Watson and somebody grabhim and wasted away. I wouldn't do
no ship like that. No,No, that's let that be that grenade
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someone else jumps on. But yeah, I mean, but here's the thing,
though, you're gonna get enough pointswith either just Mahomes or just Kelsey
to make up for any other decisionthat you could maybe stretch out and get
a Watson or a uh. Imean they put him this put the coal
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hardman on I R because he wassuper East fool. MBS is probably gonna
get shot out of the cannon.There's not there's there's nothing, and it's
so weird because there's such a goodteam but they have nothing to throw to.
Yeah, well we cover in Vegas, Aidan O'Connell. If you're desperate,
uh, Davante. Of course,Jacobe Myers has been wildly in a
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productive with the aiden O'Connell. Dude, ar, yeah, what's the name?
Garoppolo found that? Dude, you'retaking a dart throw with the tight
end Mayor and Josh are you know? Because I feel like he's been relatively
successful. Yeah you think so.I mean I still wouldn't points. Yeah,
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okay, all right, eight pm, Baltimore at Chargers m So this
is a little bit more interesting thanI would like it to be, because
you know, I lost Mark Andrewsfine fair enough, and I picked up
Bateman because I in my head,they have to go places, they have
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to throw it. That's just whatthey're gonna have to do against its team.
I know he's more of the deepball threat, kind of like say,
you know, say out there,which obviously gonna start him. Beckham,
I don't know how bad he's hurt, but he's irrelevant to me.
Blond squirrel gets that whatever, relieveyour glory days have fun. I think,
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yeah, well, I think nowwhat it's come here too? In
the in the backfield, now it'sthe Mitchell and the and Gus Justice Hill
was inconsequential and whoever else the otherone, whatever the other one was to,
I forget. But I mean that'skind of proving the point right there.
It's like, what's your name?Nobody knows? Cool, we keep
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it moving. That's it. Yeah, all right, chargers, you can't
not start Herbert, so you playHerbert. Play Keenan Allen who's found off
out in the youth game time decision. I don't know if another game time
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decision or other received guiding. NowI don't know if I'm playing him or
not. I'm glad I dropped afterthat little situation because, uh, tight
end play the Everett or the parHim game. What's ze de pens?
I mean, if one is,if not, if one is not without
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the other, it's a possibility.But if they're both playing, you don't
you don't touch them. Eckler andwraps it up, ladies and gentlemen.
That is it. Yeah, allright, last game and then we can
get out of here. So Chicagois Monday night, Chicago at Vikings.
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That's yeah. So unfortunately for you, Foreman is is doubtful. So that's
basically out. That's late in thegate. That's late in the week.
I will say this, I don'ttrust anybody out there. I'd barely trust
More because Fields is so horrendously inconsistentwith his play. Because it's funny because
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the backup I forget, I don'teven know. I can't remember the name.
He actually looked at Mooney. Helooked at Mooney and he gave Mooney
something. Yeah, and he wasMooney and he may commit a little bit
more relevant and I feel, yeah, he's it's either run or throw to
more and throw poorly to More.So it's just like I would be very
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surprised to see him be the quarterbacknext year. To be go honest with
you, I I can't well theway going, They're gonna be in the
run for the top quarterbacks, andI think they might blow it all up
and start over. I mean,you're not doing anything with this guy.
So all right, Minnesota ahead,what we got Josh Dobbs, you start.
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He had the potential for a rushingtouchdown every week. That's just supposed
good to say, though, donethat mm hmmm. Good for having taking
a chance for kJ Osbourne, takinga chance for Brandon Powell, because I
mean, I don't know who knowsif Justin if Justin Jefferson doesn't play played
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Brandon Powell. But if Justin Jeffersonis on the play and I may not
play Brandon Powell, yeah, Addisonis must start. Hawkinson must start.
Uh crap shoot with Madison and uhTandler Tandler, Yeah, crap shoot with
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them two. That's it. That'sall I can recall. Yes, I
mean the Vikings actually will probably winthe game because Kirk Cousins ain't ain't throwing
the ball at night, so youknow, yeah, yeah, so that's
that's about it. So you know, nice easy, quick show, well
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quick ish show. Yeah, Iwas gonna say quick. I was like,
nah, buck twenty that's not fuckingquick. Yeah what tenues? Wow,
shame ten minutes. Yeah, gettingso good at this, but uh
yeah, so good luck everyone,enjoy you know, make sure to tip
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your waiters and uh yeah it's aboutall I got. He said, all
right, well see what happens tosee you on Tuesday. Yeah, recap
and go over week thirteen. Yeahexciting Heaybye, tip your waiters, tittles, peace ah