Episode 26 - week 13 and a new format - Footbald

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so welcome into football. And thisis week thirteen thirteen. Yes,

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game on Thursday. Yeah, waywhopper. I liked it. It was
I fell asleep. I watched thepenns game and fell man. Man that
one there with the Philly in theBuffalo game. It was a back and
they were that was a nice Yeah. Oh you'res like want to network.

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They probably replayed it one hundred times. I mean, you really wanted to
catch it, but yeah, man, it was a good one. Well
here's what I learned. I justneed to sleep during Thursday games is really
the plan. But yeah, yeah, I was talking off stream here,

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got some diabetes esque news and whatever, and it's a little sleepy sleepy boy.
So watch Penn's game, fell asleep. Didn't really catch it, so
kind of really, all the analysisis going to kind of come from you
here. So go ahead and shootthe shot. First of all, I
wanted to attack the style went outattacked, But go over to style or

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the way we predicted it last timeout. Remember we went over the top
five fantasy players in that game.Yeah, we both went went CD Lamb
number one. We both went withPollard I think number two. I think
you went with Fergie number three.Then you went with Metcalf four, and

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then you ended it with lock It. I went we both went Ceedee Lamb,
Pollard, I said Metcalf, DanFergie and then locket or no,
I said lock it and then Fergy. I put Fergie. So the real
results we were all wrong. UhI know Metcalf was number one, Uh

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ceed Lamb was two. I wantto say Pollard was three. Fergie was
four and Lockett was five, soyou out of the accuracy, you probably
was more accurate than maybe a littlebit. But yeah, that's a great
format that we you know, wentthrough. But you know we were still

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in the same five. I meanyeah, and then we said, out
of the two quarterbacks, Dak isprobably gonna be performed the best. I
don't know, I don't know theexact scorn. I think Geno were you
left seventy sitting on that guy?I think I think Geno was the top
quarterback. So we had that wrongtoo, So NFL we know nothing.

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I mean, well, at leastwe're in the same ballpark. So the
steal, Yeah, it's like we'rein the same ballpark, but we sitting
in different seats in different sections thanwe thought we was like instead of on
a fifty yard line, I'm inthe nosebleeds, but I'm still in the
stadium. Go ahead. I feltbad because well, as Fergie cooks in

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gallop, he has three pieces arethere? Are there? And he started
getting he started Fergie and he askedme on hm Thursday morning, He's like,
hey, uh, how do Istart gallup or cooks? M hmm
without has the taste them like Gallupy Yeah, Gallup ain't been getting no

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play in that offense. Gall apart uh target yeah and zero catches.
I'm just like, how it fortysome odd points and you got nothing?
Yeah. I think Cooks had thebetter game. Another player that we didn't

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really talk about that had significant pointsin that game with sharbon Nay, we
both said that he wasn't gonna donothing. We were so so hell been
on Dallas's defense not letting anything no. Another another significant contributor but doesn't apply
to our league, was the kickerfrom Dallas in my league playing them,

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the fucker dropped nineteen for a kicker. Like kicker averaged like maybe nine eight
to ten points a game. Thismotherfucker had nineteen. This is why we
don't fuck with kickers, man,This is why we don't touch him.
He kicked like four field goals andthree extra points like it was. It
was a high scoring game and theywere kicking hill goals like hell so yeah,

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those are the most significant fantasy playersin that game on Thursday, But
it was I think JSN. Ifinally realized that Jasn is Tyler Lockett two
point zho. He's the younger version. He is slowly supplanting Tyler Lockett out

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of that offense. He had eleventargets. Yeah, Gino kept going to
him, especially on like third andfourth down conversions and stuff like that,
kept going to him. That's whyI was like, that used to be
a young Tyler Lockett. Now Lockettis like the Bobby Trees at this offense,
like where he's that young wo He'sthat young older Wiley Vet that come

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in and move the chains. He'sthe Alan Robinson of the Steelers. Like
the Lockett is no longer a significantcontributor. Js N has slowly but surely,
and now I think I think wetalked about that in the beginning of
the season too, where you know, we're like he's gonna space, he's
gonna take yeah, who is hegonna take over for? And we're both

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kind of like it'll be It'll beLockett. So I wouldn't be surprised if
the Lockett and Prime Metcalf is stilla dog. So yeah, Lockett's on
his on his way out. Yeah. Yeah, It's like js N is
that new that nude lion and joinedthe Pride, and he's gonna get his

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shot at the top. So youknow, Seattle's top top two receivers is
going in to see next season isgonna Beta and jess N and Lockett might
even be on smoke Adam Thielen shipon the Yeah, that was saying as
a free agent for a team that'sthat needs like a veteran presence, it's
fun. This is his at it. Yeah, the stillers and grab him,

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but you know what, he's hada good career. Man, he
kind of like just a solid player. Like so he did the same thing
to your boy, your your abusivehusband, the elector. He came in
and he was the js N tohim, to Doug Baldwin were Lockett,
he was that brand new, upand coming hotness and he's slowly supplanted him

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out. So it's only right thatthe same thing happens then. I mean,
it's it's progress. It's natural selection. You only get to beat on
top for so long before another anotherdog or another lion or whatever you want
to call it, come along andand take over. And it's funny,

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like we think about it and it'slike, oh man, this guy's been
in the leak for so long.It's like it's like four or five years.
It's like, oh god, yeah, yeah. Shelf life of an
NFL athlete is the shortest of allthe sports, the shelf life of a
running back. You got about fiveyears to make us impact. I thought

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it was like three or four.I didn't know it was five. I
mean if you're the good ones,like the Adrian Peterson's and you know,
Derrick Henry's and they got five.Yeah, three. Three is like those
flash in the pants where you know, Fantasy relevant. You're probably not going

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to the Hall of Fame. Youjust that player that everybody loved and remembered
and got to him some points.But you're not gonna make a significant impact
those five nause nausey, sorry,nag. He has been terrible from the
beginning. I mean even in hisbest year, I wasn't a big fan.

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It just wasn't. He never showedme enough. He never showed me
enough speed and vision to get onboard. We can and we got no.
Yeah, this is like a it'slike a Darryl Henderson man. That's
what he is. And we draftedhim in the first round and I was

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a static when they made that pick. I was like, yeah, we
got the back we wanted. Oops, OOPSI diazels As you would say,
definitely the same. I same.I kind of clunked out during the game,
I will say. I mean Ihad I was going against uh tallor

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in CD SO two, in cdU lock it, Oh, okay,
yeah, lock it. And strangelyenough, I was okay with what C
did based on what he what hewas doing. I'm like, this is

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like a down leak for him comparedto the other one. So I'm like,
thank you. Yeah, he stillgot his touchdown, he still got
some yours, but not like thepast five five weeks he'd been performing and
putting up nothing close to that.Yeah, kind of a shame. DK
finally showed out for you now whereyou know that was huge out natural man.

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When I seen when I seen thatfirst playoff was at work and I
thought I was looking at like anold replay of an older game. I
thought like the announcers was referencing agame that he had back in the DK
first hit saying. I was like, I was like, I know,
that didn't just really just happen.I hit the rewind. I was like,

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holy ship. I was like,man, because it was a long
bomb too, like another one.I was just like this dude got the
hat trick for me. Crazy,that's probably that was his best performance of
the year. I'm like, yeah, you would wait till I'm totally out
of it out. Well, Ilooked at the before we get into the

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matchups here. I did look atthe standings here because I'm curious, and
apparently if I get if I winone of the next two games, I
solidified the number one spot. Oneyou can Yeah, so I play,

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yeah, because you already got onegame up on the second second place team,
and if you get two games,he would it would be impossible for
him to catch you at that point. Yeah. Like I could even lose
both games as long as he losesone, because I still have the point,
the point part of it. SoI don't think that's gonna happen.

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I'm probably gonna win out, butyou know whatever. But all right,
so let's get into these matchups andhow the new format is gonna be and
all that. So, uh India, India, Tennessee. Obviously, the
big news is JT is on theshelf. I'm not sure how long that's

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gonna be. Uh. As wekind of as I kind of made made
a point to put out there.I grabbed the boss like two weeks ago,
just for giggles, and I stumblefucked my way into a into a
there you dogles, And now you'vegot to stand up on on on a

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on a Comedy Central and ship.It's like, damn, I ain't really
expect my show to take off thisquick, but yeah, here you go.
But you know what, but youknow what do we tell people?
We said, look, not rule, it's handcuff season. It is handcuff
season. You need to get thosebackups if you have room, snash them

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and see what happens. And thereyou go. So it doesn't always happen,
but you don't want to sit there. Always question whenever you get good
quality players, where is you puttingthem? And who is you sitting down?
Now? Now that you got moss, where's you putting them? Where
you would have normally you didn't havethem, who would you be starting?

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Oh, a second tight end?So this oh okay, so now you're
just gonna do away with the secondtight end and you got stable backs?
Good right? Okay? Yeah?So I did grab zach Ertz and I
dropped him immediately. I was like, ah, see what happens? And
I was like, no, thenI saw I saw mckennon's out again,

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so I grabbed. I've Hilayer thinkI didn't understand that. Well, I
just I'm just gonna sit him onthe bench. See if anything happens once
again, it's it's n whoever else. He ain't gonna get him keys back
to l I just don't think hewill ever get him back. So well,

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he he got an uptick in snaps, uh because McKinnon was out last
week. So you know, justjust more of a wait and see thing.
I mean, I'm not really worriedabout Art. I was more of
a just grab him real quick.Then I saw that and like, eh,
this could be useful, it couldbe nothing, but you know,

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but yeah, Indy and tennessee soof these elisibles. Instead of going through
each and every elible, Okay,first to start with the quarterbacks, who
is the more favorable quarterback? God, I mean, you don't even got
to be the favorable quarterback because Idon't want to word it as who's the

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better quarterback? Because some quarterbacks arebetter in real life than in fantasy.
Who's the better fantasy quarterback? Who'sgonna happen more fantasy points. Huh,
Gardner's more explicsive, more explosive.He likes more, more experience. Yeah,
I mean Gardner a soft squat forhim. He's a fun He seems

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like a fun fella. Yeah.I like, what's his name's Berman?
You know how you doing fastest threeminutes? I like his like, uh
like little nicknames for Minshew. Hewas like like he's he's sneezing and ship.
But yeah, he's a gunslinger,definitely a gun So. I mean,

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I just don't know enough about willLewis to tell you rookie. And
yeah, if I if I wasthat one game and then everything else read
it hot here and I sat hopdown that week, that still won.
But yeah, that was about it. Other than that, you know,
he's just he's performing like a rookie. So yeah, yeah, if I
had to put money down on thetable between Minshew and Levis Hit, I'm

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going this year. Yeah, sotop five fantasy players in this game?
Who's number one? Oh, we'redoing this game for that, We're doing
after this one? Is okay?All right? What did you only wanted
to do that for Tuesday? Whatwas another format? Dude? Well it
was well, no, I mean, look, I got no qualms doing

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that at all. I just didn'tknow we were doing that. That's fine.
All right, Well here let meask you this. Would you start
Pittman or Hop Pittman? How grossis that Hop has high? Our passes
a wive then landed right there.I mean, I'm not gonna go I'm

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not gonna say he is as fardigressed his locket like we just discussed,
but he's one or two seasons fromthere. Yeah. All right. So
of the top scores in this game, I'm going, all right, the
number and this is maybe a littlebiased, but based on what he did

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when he had the keys, I'mgoing Moss number one. Mm hmm.
I don't see it. I don'tthink he can jump on that moving train
that fast, But go ahead,I'm going Moss Moss pity Henry God.

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I name five h h is therefive? Ship? Yeah? Hop and
oh God? Oh oh wait?No no no no, no, no,

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no, no no no. Letme let me walk that back.
I was about to bring up aname that you was just yeah, all
right, So I'm going Moss MossPity downs Henry Hop. So based off

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of your ranking, you definitely thinkthat Indianapolis is winning this game because they're
obviously going to score more than Tennessee. Yeah, until this Legacies actually shows
something. So that's pretty much.I mean, this new format pretty much
tells you. It automatically kind ofspells out who you think is going to
win the game. Yeah, prettymuch. Yeah, Okay, my one

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number one, there's gonna be Pittman. Oh oh oh oh hold on,
you feel anything about trailing Burke's comingback? Fuck? No, all right,
Pittman thinks, see man, theold if it was the old,

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Derrick Henry, Henry would have beenfucking walk. In addition, he would
have been number one, two inthree. Yeah, very much. I'm
gonna say, yeah, Pittman,I really want to go down that quick.

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That's just too hmhm. See thetough thing is here. How much
are they gonna have to throw?That's that's the thing, you know,
either one of them well, Imean, Levice is gonna have to throw,
but isn't really good at that.Yeah, all right, I'm gonna

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go Pittman downs Henry Dan hop last. I just think there is and then
I think INDI got like other backsthat they be spelling moss with sometimes well,

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the coach came out to get likea full blown week three workload,
like coach. The coach literally cameout and said, Moss is getting the
vast majority of the workload. That'slike pretty much of a Batam quote.
Okay, yeah, because he showedso much when hey, he did,

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and it's not like he wasn't gettingplayed when Taylor came back, like he
Yeah, it tapered off when hewas a role. It went from you
know, eighty when Taylor first cameback, and went from eighty twenty Moss
Taylor. Then it went maybe sixtyforty Mons Taylor. Then it just kind
of fliplopped the other way around sixtyTaylor Moss and then to the point where

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it was like eighty twenty Taylor Moss. So mm hmm. I don't know.
It's it's gonna be fun to see. I'm looking forward to that.
To me is the number one.I think he's he has the most potential
to score the most point. I'mI'm interested. I'm interested to see what

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he actually looks like, what's richardsonnext year, Like how that actually goes
because it seems like when I don'tknow, it was a small sample size,
but when we're was there. See, he wasn't really finding what I
was saying. He was running andhe was like he had random targets.

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He didn't really have a favorite.What he well, I mean first year
rookie kind of deal. Get yourget your stuff cracked, get your you
know, uh relationships. Right,But you're coming back from an injury now,
You're you're not gonna be running aroundtoo much. You're gonna be like,
hey, fuck off back there,chuck the rock, run when you

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have to, but stop stop doingthis. This college option ship. Well,
I mean pretty sure that they've beenexplaining to him since the surgery and
probably leading up to the surgery,was these are grown men. Mm hmm.
You can't sun these these men anymore. You can't push their helmets down.

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This in college and you're not playingagainst my two three you know a
recruits out of high school. Now, these are grown men feeding their families,
so you can't play with them.You're only gonna take off when it
really is necessary. Yeah, likelike they don't want to take away.
Is God given thee the ability toscramble and all that shit, you don't

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want to take the Jalen Hurts outof Jalen hurts, but we gotta be
a little picky spots, be alittle bit more careful. Yeah, all
right, all right Atlanta at theJets. So yeah, I don't think
we have to come up with fivebecause it's yeah, until we stop put

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its way five is where we stop. We can do whatever we want up
until if you got another player thatyou're feeling like this is gonna, you
know, perform by all means,name them, but you don't have to
match me, and I don't haveto match you. You know, because
there's been certain games that we've beenon here and I've been saying my and
you've been like, go ahead,let's go to the like you didn't have

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any confidence in starting any of them. So if that and that's usually usually
that involves these two teams, strangehow that happens. I will say this
Breese Hall is is you know,hampered by a hammy. I guess Dalvin
Cook was hurt too, And Ithought it was pretty funny. They're like,

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yeah, he'll Delvin Cook, helooks good, he'll be good for
he'll be good for the game.I'm like, good for what? Don't
see the So but who is thewho who are the quarterback? Is he
still starting? No, they're startingto boil dude, right, Tim Boyle
and uh whatever THEU his name is. That's a hard question to me because

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I don't they're equally terrible. Butoh yeah, I literally they can shoot
them both out of a cannon.Who gives them buck? Like? This
is going This is gonna be thepiss break game. Like I pity you
if you live in Jersey or youlive in Atlanta and this is on CBS
for you, I apologize. I'mScott Hansen. Like your viewership, though

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you could just go to red zonebecause uh, good fucking criefy you're gonna
see out of this game? Isb John Robinson breaking something? And Scott
will show you that he'll quickly clipaway from it. Absolutely, if I
have put my money on table,I guess I would put my money on

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the Ridder kid, because yeah,absolutely show me nothing. Ridder at least
can maybe get you a rushing touchdown. Yeah, yeah, that's this is
going to be like a seventeen toten game. Yeah, fucking I'm going
to be player here B John forme. Yeah, who knows what Breeze

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will do right after him? ButI don't know one thing. The handy
thing though, it's like, eh, that's that. That's that scary injury.
It's not like, yeah, it'snot like he got like a you
know, a banged up shoulder withhammy. That's that soft tissue issue man

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like that. You look at AaronJones, the motherfucker still ain't right.
So yeah, yeah, yeah,you sure too. Yeah, it's crazy
already rolled him out. They rolledhim out yesterday. I was like,
she this and that. Dude hasplayed all of maybe three games this year,

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and one was help the first gamewhen he was healthy, and the
rest they trotted him out and puthim on snap counts and dumb ship like
that. I've been severely just thatwas like my talk back in the other
league, and I got absolutely nothingout of it. I got less out
of him than you got out ofEchler. Mmmm. That's saying a lot
because that there so you there's thepain that you know what I'm talking about.

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I got more out of his seasonthan this dude. I drafted this
dude pretty much top uh no,I think would have might have been my
top back, and then he was. He was right, But Bijon is
the only one worth talking about he'lldo things algier maybe if you're you know,

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interested in it. You know,Cordery has been doing some things like
unlimited Unlimited like snaps this dude has, so it's kind of like it's fun
to watch. It's like nostalgic.It's like, yeah, that's exactly what
it is. All it is isis remembering back in the day, because
it's like, damn these you looklike you got it, but they just

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volume. They don't give him thevolume, so you don't. Honestly,
it's gonna be one of those thingswhere if he had the volume, probably
wouldn't be that good. It's kindof one of those wonder a couple of
wonderful years and that was it.Yeah, Well, it took him forever
to even for somebody to utilize himproperly to as just a running back.

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They tried to make him a huntreturner and a type. I mean,
you look good, but it's alsolike, hey, you know you can
do other stuff too, Yeah yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah,
So yeah, John, that's Iwon't even touch priests. I'd leave

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it. I'n't leave him be becausewho knows how that's gonna that could either
sit in our league, you wouldn'tsit there and sit down Brie on the
No, no, no, no, no no, I'm not saying bench,
but I'm saying in regards to like, you know, we're statting it
out this this dude could legitimately bea one playing out kid like that.

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It all what it takes is oneweird movement with that hammy sit down four
weeks by. So what receiver wouldyou try it out first? Between Atlanta's
top and Oh absolutely, Drake,Yeah, absolutely no chance in hell am

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I touching Garrett, which is sucha weird thing to say. Ever,
like his talent is truly going towaste. It's it's legitimately like the volunte
Now it's like, okay, youknow you can't get these years back right
now, right, it's the same. All right, we spend enough time

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on this ship game. Let's becausethe next one, my god, oh
m hm, the how was thatmy writing? Oh Chris, that's that's
a d not a p you dummy. Ah, so Detroit at New Orleans.

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So I'm gonna ask you this question, can you trust any New Orleans
receiver like to put you like,can you try any of them out?
That are healthy and feel good aboutit because I couldn't. You said trust.
Trust is a strong word. Uh, I mean we have a we

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have a podcast about that word.Huh oh, we have a podcast about
that word too, Yes, wedo. Exus. I would take a
flyer on that, Terry dude,because there's nobody there. Everybody's gone,
including is what's the name doing?I R? Thomas? Oh, a

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lobby. I think a lobby mightbe playing. Yeah, a lobby I
would feel confident with. Did youfeel confident or like? All right?
So if I would try him outand be expecting him to produce, yes,
all right, Josh Reynolds or Chrislove lovey, he said, Josh

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Reynolds. That's the one, theone person that has been consistent in pretty
much. No, he is not, sir, Oh he is not.
Oh he is not, sir.I've been seeing the points they might not
be. He might be killing itwith touchdowns, but he gets Pepper with

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targets consistently. Mm hmm. Let'sin sult. I mean I know last
game he left early with like aconcussion or some ship. Yeah, how
do you spell this guy's name?There? Okay? All right? H

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So he started real strong m hm. So I guess for the for the
most part, he's just above hisNo, all right, fair enough,

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I guess when I guess, Ijust thought, I mean, you're you're
you're expecting monster games from him.But it's like, in between all of
those big plays that he might haveor one of those weeks where Thomas might
shine, he's slowly flying under theradar, still getting He's a possession type
of receiver where you know, youmight look up and not even realize he

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got seven catches for eighty yards andthat might not even be highlighted. Nobody
cares because he didn't get a touchdown. But he's been slowly producing. You
know what I think it is.I think therek Car is so fucking bad
that it just it's you. It'syou, think everybody around right. I

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mean, I'm so happy I tradedhim away because I feel like, yeah,
I think the return I got himgot on him was much much,
much better. But all right,what about this? What about golf?
Who's they playing again? Oh,golf is as far as the quarterbacks.

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We all know who who's gonna playing. But I'm saying from like a trustworthy
standpoint because it feels like he justmakes his week in like the fourth quarter,
like he just like, oh,by the way, I learned how
to play football. Plus he isnot a very good becoming. And this
was all over a lot of fantasyshows this week. Detroit's office is offense

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is becoming run orient and heavy.You got two backs you gotta that have
a large diet and you have tokeep feeding them. And unless Detroit gets
behind or they want to get cute, they're probably not gonna ask too much
of golf. I mean, okay, well here's the okay with this question.

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Then with that, with that beingout there, a lave or sun
God, I'm gonna go with SunGod. Sun God has nothing but a
lave polished to the tea. Sosome god is a better professional with me,
runs better routes, has a littlebit more experience. So yeah,

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the sun God is where a laveis trying to get to. But I
but now add to that though therun perst mentality, he's a passion receiver.
Like even like they're put they're boththe sat They're almost the exact mirrors
of each other. It's just oneis a little bit younger and more one
is a little bit more polished thanthe other. But when it gets down

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to the third and fours and thirtyfive's, it's going to either a larvae
or the Sun God. And Detroitmight be running, but sometimes those runs
turning into you know, only twothree yard runs and they got to move
the chains and they're going to theSun God. So Golf is not gonna
take these wild shots down the fieldunless he has to. But those chain

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movers, he gonna get those withthe Sun God and the porter. Yeah,
and plus you know, I willsay GoF got a pretty play action
kind of situation upon him. Soyeah, I guess my worry, my
concern with GoF is he just keepsnot making this sweet till about the fourth
quarter. And he is not aread quarterback, so he's only he only

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plays well in domes. Yeah,he's definitely. I mean, they are
going to a dome, so youknow, I don't know. My hope
is that somehow Carr gets injured andwe can see Jamis. That's what I
want, Jamis Jamis forever. Youknow how I feel, I would love

(37:22):
to just see that for the restof the season, just to see it.
Why the funck not? Why fuckingthing out golf is the quarterback of
choice. Who is the top fantasyperformer in this game. I mean,
if we're I mean New Zealand NewOrleans defense has been struggling the last few

(37:46):
weeks so and pretty much everyone's runningliterally running wild on him. So yah,
it's a toss up between Monty andGibbs. I mean it's kind of
like whoever's getting the goal on carries. I know it's kind of in you
know, ambiguous, but I meanpersonally, I want, you know,

(38:07):
Monty have them. But if I'mrank, I mean, this actually has
people in it. So I'm gonnasay Gibbs is one, Gibbs is one,

(38:28):
Monty's two, Sun God is three, just because I don't think they're
gonna have to chuck it to himtoo much. He'll still get his,
he'll still eat. But well,no, I'm gonna put a la of
a third, okay, because Ifeel like they're just gonna they're gonna be
playing catch up all game Cam andthen Sun God. I know it feels

(38:55):
gross, but I have to lookat it where Cam gets so much,
play so many receptions, and they'regoing to They're gonna, please, They're
gonna have to catch up. Ifeel like they're this is not going to
be a competitive game. It's justgonna be a came of catch up and

(39:17):
whatever. We are way off onour predictions. I mean we're way off
on the order my first order SunGod yep, okay two, Monty three

(39:45):
Cam because just because Car is afucking short, dump off, fucking champion
of the world. So and thenafter Cam lave a reporter man I know,

(40:06):
I mean, I'm and then givesout of it. But just Gibbs
is still learning how to be thatgadget. I mean, he's still just
a spell kind of gadget type ofguy. Man. When Monty's not there,
Yeah, I got full belief inGibbs, But when they both on
the field at the same time,I just think Gibbs is that take a

(40:28):
playoff type of player. He's not. He resn't really shown me that he's
an every down player. So it'sjust like he's like a chain, like
I mean, a change to toMiami's Moster. It's like, Okay,
I know a Chan has some monstergames, but if you're gonna give me
most ur achang and tell me tostart one of them, I'm gonna start

(40:49):
most because he's just more dependable.The same thing like when Monty and Gibbs
are we're on the field, Igot more trust in Monty. We'll see
how that plays out, all right, Denver Houston. So definitely a little
worrisome on my side. His UHis like Brown. Well, yeah,

(41:16):
so it said Tank is questionable,then they said he's gonna play. Then
he said he's questionable. I'm like, okay, and no Brown. And
no Brown's almost like a game timedecision. So I got both those guys.
So I'm like, cool, allright, so I have to play

(41:37):
that roulette thing. But is thatat four o'clock or one o'clock? Game?
That is one o'clock. We're stillat the one o'clock here. We
got three more for the one.At least you get that information out the
way. Yeah, well you wouldhope. I'm hoping I'm getna. I'll
get something around midnight. Yeah,you started getting bullet points tonight. Yeah,

(42:01):
but yeah, Stroud is way more. You're a damn fool if you've
tried out what Russell Wilson over Stroud. So Stroud's the number one quarterback.
So who is the top fantasy producerin this game. Let's say everybody's healthy.

(42:22):
Yeah, all right, all right, we'll play that game. So
look, he loves Tank, soI'm going to Tank number one, absolutely
number one. Oh god, ohthis feels so gross. I'm gonna go
wash my balls. Oh god,Suton number two. Oh yeah, I

(42:50):
need an adult. I need anadult. Now, I will say Dalton
Schultz is not playing, so we'renot gonna to count him ruled out.
I'm not saying everybody's healthy, likethis is a fucking game of Madden and
you can just turn off. I'mtalking about the people that is similar question,

(43:12):
like the one that doubtful and alreadybeen ruled out. Let's rule him
out. Yeah. So all right, so I'm going Tank Sutton, I'm
going Nico Javonte, and I guessDamien Pierce or Singletary. Yeah, Like,

(43:37):
I don't know who's really going toget the rock here, So if
I'm allowed, I'm gonna do likethe hybrid Singletary. You know, harrys
still Houston's Houston's running back position.Yeah, okay, I think I'm exactly
the same place you are. I'mtrying to think that. No, I

(44:04):
flipp put put put ut in there. Ship it wasn't something about time on
the injuries. I wouldn't even startthat, fucking dude. No, I
think I'm a flip flop. I'mgonna go Tank, Yeah, Nico,
then Son, Okay, yeah,Nico eats man. Look. The only

(44:32):
reason I put that up there isbecause he keeps fucking schooling showing up.
It's like, no, fuck,Russell loves this motherfucker something from the dude
that owns the receiver that rust don'teven fucking see. It's almost like the
the the Mike Evans fucking dot onething, where got one? Don't even

(44:54):
anymore? It's like, where arethey at? So? Yeah, so
Tank, Nico Sutton because I gotthe back. I'm putting them last because
I never get that lucky. SoI'm gonna put Singletary or Houston's running back

(45:17):
and then Javonte Yes, yeah,fair enough, It all right? Oh
God, the game that looks likeit should be a beat down, but
I guarantee it won't be. ChargersNew England. Oh, I thought you
was about to say, because theyalways play down in the competition. I

(45:39):
thought you was about the name,good old hometown. Now that's next,
though, Chargers at New chargers atNew England. Uh, they charge someone
lose this game. Let's say BaileyBailey Zappy's starting shap the Hour. That's
another thing that Chris that the Hour. I was like, oh, Ship,

(46:05):
you always got a nice smooth nickname. Can you trust at all?
Herbert like is because they're they're talkingabout Palmer. He he is or was
he on ir? Yeah? Yeah, he's a R They're like a day

(46:27):
then it's over there. He ain'tplaying Yeah, oh yeah he's he's already
passed this four thing and they're like, he maybe could possibly play this year.
I'm like, oh, did theybring him off of I R still
on? Yeah. Yeah, youhave to activate him by Saturday at like
four o'clock in order for him.Yeah, it's not activated. Yeah,

(46:50):
it's yeah. Yeah. It's justinteresting because they're super on the fence of
he's even gonna play this year,and I'm like the year, damn,
And I'm just in the Jimmy finallygot you behind the corner and he fucking
gave you damn. It's the story. And I asked, and I asked
the wife because she's a nurse,and she's like, yeah, well,

(47:13):
I was like, I don't getit. Man, Like he came in,
he was questionable all week, playedlooked like he fucking was about to
get his leg amputated. Came backin and was fine. And then after
the game or the next day,they're like, oh yeah, I are
like, fuck happened. She's like, so basically, after the whole thing
happens, I can swell up andthey all that stuff you and I'm like,

(47:38):
I've heard. I mean, Iplayers continuing to play on torn a
cl because the adrenaline is pumping sofucking hard on game day. Either they're
not telling anyone or they're trying tohide it. So they finished the game.
But then as soon as like,I don't know, I played pick
up I'm pretty sure you play pickup Turkey bowls and football games. And

(48:01):
during the game I felt fine.But then once I sat down and relaxed
for about thirty minutes, and that'swhen the pain kicked in. And I'm
like, oh shit, I'm fuckingold as hell. You're like, oh
oh, But I didn't feel noneof that when I was out on the
field because my adrenaline was pumping andI couldn't. I was tunnel vision.
As soon as you. That's whathappens a lot of those players. It

(48:23):
seems fine, and then when theyget in that locker room or they have
a date arrest, then they fuckingwake up and they got a fucking turkey
leg and shit, and then it'slike, oh shit, what happened here?
You know? So I don't know, man with Palmer. I mean,
it's like you took Timmy behind thatgarbage can so many times and had

(48:45):
him bent over, you turned aroundand picked up like a snicker wrapper,
and he popped you in like youwas like, oh shit, what the
hell happened? He got you?Yeah, but here's the problem. Right,

(49:07):
they are relying on one receiver andEckler and it's just not working.
And he just he looks so bad. He looks so bad back there,
like he's had to look like picket, Like he's like a he's like a
picket in Powell fucking Combo. Ithought he was so desperate that he was

(49:30):
gonna start throwing into Giton. No, not really right, like, because
that dude isn't Baden is good.He's not mean. I mean, he's
always like fifth six on the depthchart. But as soon as they the
receivers known as the charge of receiversstart falling off like they do every fucking

(49:51):
year, you get popped up inthe pecking order. And I thought he
was the next man up and heI don't guess not. I mean,
I'm not saying you're gonna play Zappiover Herbert, but no, no,
yeah, Herbert is definitely the quarterbackchoice. Who is the top Fantasy performer
in this game? I don't eventhink we have to Well, your number
number two might be different, butbut I mean it's gonna be Alan.

(50:17):
And I thought you was gonna goEckler Allen, But yeah, Alan Eckler
is my top Tenckler's ship this year, man, Like, I hate to
say it, but he is shipthis year. There's something wrong. Oh
so you finally you finally looked inthe mirror and seeing that there was a
scar that you couldn't cover up withmakeup. You like that brought that that

(50:39):
got like a fucking scar across herforehead. You just kept saying, I'll
be fine to put makeup on that. Now you finally woke up and said,
you know what this scar is here, I might as well just like
make up around it. See whatI can get away with you know what
I do at the club. That'sjust such an unlucky bad pick up.

(51:05):
Going from six week I R toit like mediocrity at best. It's like
wow, man, Like I mean, like this whole year, has there
been one week besides of course thegame that you played with Bob where he
got the touchdown and I think thatwas it. That was basically that.

(51:25):
No, But what I'm saying likethat wasn't Was it that a monster performance
or was it that was what youneeded to beat Bob? I'm talking about
is there any weeks where you waslike, he was damn near my most
productive player this week. If Ididn't have him, you know, I
would have fucking you know, tankedthis week the most this year. Fucking

(51:46):
Week one was thirty two points.He went on a on Week eight,
nine and ten, twenty six,twenty three, twenty four. But you
know the other weeks have been barelydouble digits and then a few single digits.
It's like, that is not whatyou do for him to only I

(52:09):
mean, for you to spend asmuch capital on him and for him to
have you can only recall one significantgame where his performance really helped you win
and I didn't even win. Ilost that that week. No, that
week week one. No, Iain't talking about Week one. I'm talking

(52:29):
about you can only recall one gamewhere you were counting on his performance to
win the game. And it's onlyone time for you to spend that much
draft capital on that players, youknow, I mean like players that I
drafted really high. Most of alot of them. I'm ecstatic about their

(52:52):
performance, and I'm leaning on theirperformance pretty much multiple weeks, not just
one week. I can't sit thereand say, well, Jalen Hurts and
A. J. Brown wont methat week. And I only got one
time that I could say that.I got like four or five times where
I'm like, damn they carry oryeah, so yeah, he is.

(53:13):
He is my horse, and Ikind of wish he was he was blue
at this point. Yeah, justis just he is annoyingly inconsistent, and
it flows through Herbert and I thinksaid you can't just really just flat out
blame you got surroundings. It's like, yeah, but he also seemed like

(53:38):
he was mistaken matchup proof but likehe's fumbling the ball and he's just making
these non Eckler mistakes and it's like, yeah, I don't think I've seen
him make as many, like yousaid, blunders as I have this year.
I think there's something. I thinkhe's still hurt. I think there's

(53:59):
something wrong. Yeah, and they'rejust not what's going on, Yeah,
which I don't know why, becausethey're pretty much out of the race I
believe, or at least like they'rein it by Dick care. So so
it's not about ch else to say, I mean New England sucks who cares
well outside of him too. Theonly other player, the only player I

(54:23):
would even consider to be the thirdis Reminder Stevenson, and that is it.
I don't I don't have no face. And that feels like a fucking
reach because he's just as inconsistent.But well, I mean weekend and week
out he usually don't drop you know, zeros, he at least yeah,

(54:46):
and he's you know, if theyif if New England somehow gets close to
the goal line, he has hehas a nice percentage of I mean he's
gonna eat. I mean absolute,he's gonna eat, Like it's just a
matter is he going to do anythingwith it? Yeah, So I just
want to say that, you know, those are the three players, it's

(55:07):
Keenan, Allen, Eckler, andRemandre with Herbert being a number one quarterback.
I'm not touching anybody else I got. I don't even dare to man,
he's just a plug and play fort J. Hawkinson being on the
by for me. So yeah,there you. I mean, I'll be

(55:29):
watching with special interest. But asfar as you know mentioned, I shouldn't
even mention here because that was hedon't deserve. So let's let's move on,
all right. Arizona at Steelers,so we got the James Cornor revenge
game, so that could be interesting. I do want to put this out

(55:51):
here. So I don't know whatHollywood Hollywood situation is. He got a
heel injury, desion. So I'mthea because I like this guy last year
and you picked him up and youplayed them. So would you play Greg
George or Deonta Johnson? I mean, I'm playing Greg George for real,

(56:19):
for real, but de Johnson andonly had one slot to put them both
in. I think if I wasgoing with regular Deontay Johnson with no news
in the media of him being takingthe playoff, I would we're talking we're
talking about current Deontay. Yeah,I think I would go with d'ontay because

(56:43):
I think he got something to tryto prove or something like it squeaky will
get the oil type of things.So I think Deontay is gonna go out
of his way to try to performtomorrow. All the lack of effort and
all that ship that just kept gettingshown and over and over. Like I
mean, if you see, Isuppose we were doing this podcast and you

(57:07):
slipped up and called somebody the wrongname, or you made an error or
a blunder, and all week you'veseen on the other shows about the other
podcast, you see this goofy richmotherfucker. He kept calling such and such,
such and such, and you're gonnabe like the next show, you're
gonna be on your your A game. Right, That's all right. Let's

(57:32):
say, all right, let's sayHollywood plays. Did you play Hollywood or
Deontay? I still I still wouldtrust in Deyontay because Hollywood is good for
yolo motherfucking hell Mary almost type ofballs, where the percentage of him getting

(57:58):
a completed pass is less than thirtypercent, whereas Deontay's is probably fifty sixty
percent. So just from a PPRvolume standpoint, I would go with d'onte.
What do you feel about the offense? You think that was a smoking
mirror thing or do you think thisis actually maybe the actual offense? Now,

(58:22):
I want to see the middle ofthe field utilize. I mean,
every team that's seen them use themiddle of the field and all of a
sudden they're productive. Don't you thinkthey're smart enough that they're gonna take that
away this game? So they're gonnago back. I got a good one.
They're gonna go back to saying CannyPickett, motherfucker, We're gonna stack
the middle and you go back tothe outside and we'll take our chances.

(58:46):
McBride or muth See. McBride isquestionable, but if he plays, I
go with McBride here. Yeah,me too. I don't know. I'm
interested to see, for multitudary multitudeof reasons how this goes. You also

(59:07):
know I love Kyler, Well,I fucking love Kyler. We all know
who the quarterback of choice is inthe game. Yeah, I'm sorry,
starting to this is starting to growon me, the the this new format,
because not only already picking who wewere, it's almost like we're pitting

(59:27):
the skill position players against each other. Not only are we ranking them one
through five, we're like, whichone would you if you had a slot,
which one are you putting in in? Yeah? All right, so
who is the out of course Kyleris the number is? Yeah, Buzz
like ears ahead of motherfuckeric So yeah, so uh, Disney Plus got the

(59:54):
edge on that one, Buzz lightyears ahead. Who is the top fantasy
performer? Okay, okay, sowe're gonna like a growling belly. So

(01:00:20):
we're gonna do the same thing thefringe players that aren't rolled out the play.
This is a good one, buddy, ship. I'm gonna go McBride

(01:00:43):
tight end is the top score?No no, no, no, no,
no no no no no no,hold on, Connor. Connor will
be the top scorer. You're gonnacome here and get that revenge game against
this. This defense doesn't give upruns. I mean they give up passes.
They don't give up a lot ofrunning. I mean they give up

(01:01:05):
gash please, But I don't thinkConnor is that fast type of back that
can get started that quickly. Butgo ahead, and then, motherfucker Kyler
loves to steal his touchdown it continuesto happen weekend and week I watched Kyler
still since Colin one or two touchdownsevery week from him. I'm like,

(01:01:25):
he loves the throw to Connor thoughhe loves the throw to him. So
so I'm going to Connor McBride,fucking Jalen Warren. Let's go Deontae five.

(01:01:59):
Now that's for and then I'm goingI'm going pickings because I feel like
he's gonna do some bullshit and justcatch like a fifty yard fucking bomb.
He had like two catches for eightyyards in a touch Yeah, because Kyler
has not established his relationship again Hollywood, so I don't know what's happening there.

(01:02:25):
He I don't know what's up withRondell Moore. That's always a wild
card, George. Even though Isaid you played doorch over. Every time
I get behind Ron there, it'slike like you talk about him and I
see people pick them up and everybodyget excited, and then when I finally
get put my chips in that table, he just dun out and I'm like,
man, it's so frustrating because theguy is a The guy is a

(01:02:50):
fucking joystick and super athletic they needto find a way. It's a fun
waiting hard and fucking instead of waitinguntil third and twelve and getting them involved.
They need to get him involved inevery play so you can keep using
them. Because if if a motherfucker'ssitting on the sideline for the first two

(01:03:14):
plays of the drive and then youbring me in on the third play,
what what? What am I thinking? Oh, they brought him in,
they're going to him. But ifthey if you would have had him in
there on first down when you ranit to Connor, then it's a little
bit more deception there, Like whywould you wait to the specific play.
You want to get it to themto get him in the game. There's
no deeper here. They've been likepoorly coached for years. I don't understand.

(01:03:38):
Yeah, no, I mean Brucearians was, oh well yeah,
yeah, I mean they had theygot to the super Bowl with him,
you know, so so to runthat back, so it's Connor Connor McBrien
is that they got to the superBowl with Yeah, I think that's right.

(01:04:01):
Yeah, that was Widzard Hunt versusTomlin, Yeah, man and Russ
Grim. Remember that everybody was madbecause the Stellers had brought in It's no
name from Minnesota, Tomlin over RussGrim and wizen Hunt and blah blah blah
and that was the storyline. Yeah, but Bruce Arians, I want to
say it was probably the best Arizonacoach. I like, yeah, how

(01:04:24):
long ago was that? It wasa wild bad was it? I was
gonna say, was that before Cliffor was there somebody before Cliff? Oh
that was before Cliff Kingsbury? Well, yeah, I know it was before
that, but like, how Yeah, I want to say Bruce Arians had
Arizona? When what was the quarterback? It wasn't Murray Tyler, wasn't Kyler?

(01:04:48):
Wait? Was that Kirk? Who? Kurt Warner? Was it Kurt
Warner? I think there was someKurt in there because I know that's who
we played in the Super Bowl.But that was wizard Hanton Grim. Yeah,

(01:05:11):
sometimes that ship overlapped. But whatwas we asking? So I'm just
rehashing to is Connor McBride, Deontayor no, Connor McBride, Jalen Deontay
and Pickens. I'm gonna go Warrenfirst. Our number one, Okay,

(01:05:44):
Number two for me is probably DeontayFor some reason, man, I think
he's gonna go off, Okay,go with her hunch, man, I
get it. Yeah, McBride probablythree. I don't see Connor getting it

(01:06:06):
out like that. Connor four andthen like you said, some stupid crazy
hell Mary shit to uh Pickens ormaybe even move if the move shit continues.
But yeah, I thought about puttingthem in there, but I'm like,
I need to see more, man, Like, I get it.

(01:06:27):
One week does not make a career. I can't. And fire move is
just wildly inconsistent anyway, even beforehe got hurt and all of that.
I mean, uh, even ifhe's still here and throwing at the fire
move. He was one week twotouchdowns, eight receptions, next week two

(01:06:47):
catches, twenty six yards. It'slike it's so weird, no matter what,
all right, last one PM isMiami at Washington. My only kind
of thing. I guess eighteen comeback again again. I think it's a

(01:07:11):
bad idea. I wouldn't touch himthis week. I would I would sit
him down and just keep running themost dirt. Jeff Wilson trained that.
It looked pretty good to me.They both was in and out, and
yeah, I don't see any reasonI would kind of hold a change until

(01:07:34):
maybe week sixteen seventeen, right beforethe playoffs, tune them up a little
bit and going to the playoffs strong, having him fully reason to rush him.
Yeah, they don't if we knowthe quarterback, do we even have

(01:07:55):
to say it? Oh yeah,obviously it's pow about to say. Uh
yeah, it's that poor guy.I have no idea how he's not hurt
yet this year. Like that dude'sgetting mushed realistically, right, I mean,

(01:08:20):
I guess the only in the comparisonor the I guess the versus thing
would be mostered against Robinson. Imean I don't not really much. I
mean I'm going I'm going most I'mgoing on the person with more more chances

(01:08:43):
to score. And like, Idon't care how good of a vack you
is. If you don't have anoffense that can put you in position to
score, then you're just back.So okay, what about waddle against the
scary Terry O take water? Yeahit really does no chemistry but howl and

(01:09:08):
and and and scared terror. Howa hit motherfucking Curtis Samuel or fucking Johann
Dotson before he hits fucking scared Terry. It seems like I keep forgetting about
Dawson shows kind of what he's donethis year. All right, who do
we even have to say? Who'sthe top player fantasy player in this game?

(01:09:30):
No, obviously it's gonna be DylanSmythe I believe his name is.
I think that's Dylan smifeus name is, Yeah, I mean it's hell.
It's kind of like, oh ship, well damn, what was his name?
Hold on? Oh go, allright, you remember that Chappelle shows

(01:10:00):
skit because it's been a minute.Okay, he's like the best rappers of
all time, like the five bestrappers. He's like dialog basically going to
be who the top five players isgonna be Hill Hill and there's it's not

(01:10:28):
gonna be a fun I mean,it's gonna be fun for fantasy because you're
gonna see your dudes go off.But like from a football standpoint, it's
like, oh boy, this isunfortunate. But Miami also likes to like
coop the pants and really knows.I don't know, but yeah, it's
gonna be Hill Hill Hill moster.I mean, Robinson will get his play.

(01:10:51):
Gibson is completely off the map.He's completely inconsequential. Mm hmmm,
I'm there's there's no receivers on Washingtonside. I want to touch like I'm
just hoping, you know, powpow. Howe gets out of there without
like going into some kind of comafrom being hit so many times. It's

(01:11:14):
sad, but there, I don'tknow if there's a I don't know what
the weather is gonna be like inWashington. Somebody said apparently it's like all
rainy across the nation. That doesn'tbode well for him at all. So
yeah, my number one, twoand three is hell like you say.

(01:11:35):
So you know, it's moster Robinsonlike you said, Wattle. I don't
even put him in because I can'teven say he's actually playing because he gets
about a quarter and he like breakshis leg and it's not a chan like

(01:11:57):
I guess I gotta say scared Terryor Yohanda. Yeah. Not not a
lot of meat on that bone,man, Like It's it's almost like we
just went over our eligibles. Soall right, next game about as exciting

(01:12:17):
as the Chargers in New England,So Carolina and Tampa Bay gross gross gross
gross. So I'm going to startthe Ghost of Christian McCaffrey. He said
the ghost. So I will tellyou this, who did you start feeling?

(01:12:40):
Or Godwin? God damn? Thatone is you have cancer or AIDS?
Which one? And I'm satting upthinking of the treatments like, okay,

(01:13:03):
so I get I get the youknow this treatment where I get the
chemotherapy? Uh, Like I mean, is a trained fucking red That is
a very perplexing question. God damn. Mm hmm. Why do you think

(01:13:23):
about that? Miles Sanders need toput him out the past or the guy's
terrible? Yeah, Tuba for president? Let's go baby quarterback? Of course,
Bakers is the is the preferred optionto fantasy performer in this game obviously.

(01:13:43):
Mike ev rashall right, yeah,and of Cuba, I'll put Cuba
in there because does things, hedoes things sometimes. That's yeah, that's
where we're at, Carolina. Yeah, that's it. I don't I mean

(01:14:04):
Feeling and Godwin, whoever's out there. I still didn't answer the question,
So you sure didn't answer that.I guess I would go Godwin because he's
just on the more productive offense.I mean, and I got more faith
than that. I got more faiththat Baker Mayfield can get it to Godwin,
and I have the faith that GriceYoung can get it to fucking Adam

(01:14:26):
Feenix. Yeah. Brace's terrible.Yeah yeah. At Carolina owners, he
probably replaced draft night like fifty timesin his head, like why didn't I
just tell myself Stroup. You knowhow you in fantasy when you find out
that one player that produced and usthim sitting on the bench with all these

(01:14:48):
points, and you're like, whydidn't something just wake me up, smack
me in the back of the manand tell me to put in such and
such. Oh, It's like whenit's like when you draft Eckler. Yeah,
I know, no, but I'msaying I'm pretty sure that owner is
like, why didn't something just comeup and bite me and say Stroud?

(01:15:09):
And then I just changed my mind. Who knows that Stroud would even be
playing as well in Carolina? Carolinais probably a terrible environment. Absolutely not.
Okay, So probably the game ofthe week Niners against Philly, possible

(01:15:30):
NMC championship preview. Yeah, mostlikely the NFC Championship. To say about
it, I mean, look,I would hope that this game kind of
is reminiscent of Thursday's game. Itshould be an absolute just now that now

(01:15:56):
that we got two great matchups ortwo great teams, now it really becomes
interesting to find out who you feelis going to be the top Fantasy performers
in these games. Yeah, it'slike, Okay, we was just playing
with the chips down here in thenormal casino. Now we went up to

(01:16:19):
the black cart room, and thechips are a lot bigger. All right,
So I'm gonna ask this question beforewe start ranking. You have to
start the duo. Do you startDeebo and Ayuk or Brown and Smith?

(01:16:40):
God, damn right, damn holyship, I'm gonna go Brown and fucking
I'm going Deebo and Ayuk there,all right? Yeah, I just I

(01:17:00):
feel like that's crazy. You gotboth of them. Fucking we got out
of more than you got the twoThat probably is the more the more productive
thieves. So here's why I pickedit. I feel like it's either a

(01:17:21):
Brown or a Smith game with Deebon, Deebo and I they kind of both
eat. Yeah. It's almost likePhilly's offense can only really pump up one
player. Yeah, all right,let's get our five out here. Oh

(01:17:43):
boy, quarterback that hurts all day. Hurts. Yeah, way better than
Party. I mean, Party ain'tno fucking track now, but he's not
on hurts his level. No,So I don't want to say this because
I'm faithing them, but I'm goingNumber one is Mac obvious, Mac me

(01:18:04):
too, going Brown. I'm goingBrown because I feel like he's been left
out of the office for the pasttwo weeks. So it's time to jay
him. It's time to reintroduce myself. My name is Brown, you know.
So I think he's gonna smack funkout to him, very excited about

(01:18:26):
that. So I'm gonna go Aukand then m the hell's the running back?
Jesus Christ him, I forgot abouthim? Yeah, trade him.
I forgot about him Swift, Andthen I'm going I'm going Debo. I'm

(01:18:55):
gonna go saying see Mac Brown,uh Swift depot and are you no?

(01:19:15):
I say Swift or Smith? Isaid Swift right, Yeah, Smith is
Yeah. I don't think Smith wouldprobably d Voluntain would probably be like the
sixth man coming off the bank ifwe were going six But yeah, yeah,
so Mac Swift because they're gonna runthe ship out of well even though

(01:19:38):
San Frans defense ain't gonna have allthat running ship, but still with all
that read option that they gotta followwith, always winned the little holes.
So yeah, Mac Brown Swift,of course I'm gonna take Devo and then
I you Yeah, that's it,real quick, real quick. Sidebar is

(01:20:02):
gonna talking about he wants to bandonwhat it's not hurting anybody. It's because
one team is too successful at it. You're gonna band it. That's the
point that don't look good. Youdidn't peach him like we did Trump Chip.

(01:20:26):
I mean, I understand like certaintackles that hurt people, like the
horse callar tackle. I'm glad thatinstitute that rule. Now they need to
they need to institute this hip droptackle that's hurting a lot of people's fucking
legs. I understand that. Butthe touch push is a play. Has
anybody have they brought up? Havethey cried? Have they brought up the

(01:20:53):
cart and trotted anybody out? Becausethe touch push has significantly hurt anybody.
No, It's basically a quarterback sneakwith like a dual backset. So how
do you ban it because one teamis really good at it? Like that?
Just that just that ain't gonna flyas you revisit that one. Let

(01:21:14):
me ask you a questions the wildcat. Oh no, they didn't know.
Okay, it just eventually went outof style. Like somebody's gonna find a
way to stop that ship. It'sjust they hasn't happened yet, so don't
take it out of the game.Yeah, that's not gonna fly over too
well, you better revisit that one. Dude a tool shed. Yeah all

(01:21:36):
right, so next the last thelast one of the four o'clock. Uh,
okay, Browns and Rams Flacco isstarting. God, that was a

(01:21:59):
super bow quarterback and was like thehighest paid quarterback in the league at one
point. Joe Flacco, Michael Ravens. That ship once again, just the
most Cleveland situation possible. I loveit so much. It's like it's so

(01:22:24):
look, we're just gonna get intothe the numbers. I don't even know
ever the better player here, okay, top score, I'm going Sherman Williams.
Sherman Williams, absolutely Sherman Cleveland gooddefense or nobody's impenetrable. So m

(01:22:45):
h, I'm going Sherman. PookaCoop. We're saying pooka before Coop.
That is just insane. Well,well, hold on though, so Pook
than Cooper and oh a Mark Cooper. Dang, because what did we talk?

(01:23:10):
What if we said about him?He is literally he's he's game proof,
He's a quarterback proof. He productiveI really, I mean, I
don't know the stats. I've neverreally had him. I've never had any
stocker shares on him. But Ibet if you go back and let's say,
let's go back fifty games of hisand look at his stats, I

(01:23:33):
want to say he's gonna be consistentpretty much seventy percent of the time.
That dude is he rarely has ajust a straight zero production game. Yeah.
Yeah, So Cop is number four. I don't have a five.

(01:23:53):
I don't think there's five here forme. I'm gonna say same thing,
but you Sherwilliams one, Pooka two. I guess I'm gonna have to say
Cooper with you two, three,and then Cup four. My fifth will
be for Jerome for the running backHimmer himmer a hunt. One of them

(01:24:17):
two, one of them running backsis gonna get a fucking touch. Yeah
that could happen. Yeah, it'syeah, I'll go with the hybrid.
One of those two, fair enough, one of those two Cleveland backs is
gonna get a toudy. Yeah allright, so sendaying that game is Chiefs
at Green Bay. So I'm gonnaask you a quick question. Would you

(01:24:44):
start Rice for Doubs? Rice mollDay, Yeah, that's yeah, Look
number one Kelsey quot. We don'thave to even name the quarterbacks. Yeah
I didn't. Did you said youdidn't even not even talking about Kelsey top

(01:25:10):
score? Yeah, Kelsey. I'mgonna go check O. Yeah, I'm
right, I'm right up. I'mon the same train. I'm gonna go
race. Well, yeah, I'mgoing Rice, same train. Still Dobs,

(01:25:39):
Yeah, Dobs. And then I'llgo Kansas City. I don't know.
Have they been getting gasped by therun? No? Yeah, I
mean it feels, bros. Imean you could entertains Kansas City's game plan.
It's gonna be like, fuck youLove, We're gonna stop your running
game. You beat us in there. Yeah, they're not gonna let their

(01:26:01):
Dylan or anybody get started back there. And Dylan, Dylan's number five.
He'll he'll, his fat ass willtumble into the end. Then he will
he will uh we're on the sametrain. Uh let me see, he
said Kelsey. Yeah, man,you said uh checko, yeah right yeah.

(01:26:30):
Instead of Dogs, I'm gonna sayWatson Fair. I mean I feel
like those are interchangeable too. It'slike yeah one and but yeah, I'm
gonna say Watson because Dogs is onmy team and it don't work out well,
So I'm gonna go outside of myteam Watson. And then, like

(01:26:50):
you said, fucking Dylan's fat assand roll in that fucking zone somehow literally
and figuratively, fucking motherfucker. Ohgod. And then we have a The
money in that game is Cincia Jacksonville. It looks like is gonna play the

(01:27:15):
game had a burrow in it,it would be like a premier game.
But because it don't got burrow,it's just like, oh yeah, this
game, it's it's gonna be arunning game fast. I feel yeah,
yeah, yeah. So I meanthat is motherfucking Dearanis Johnson. I was

(01:27:38):
like, that could be a handcuff. He took the handcuff to the fucking
handcuff. I was like, oh, he handcuff, You handcuffing son of
a bitch, You motor boat inSon of a bitch licif like, like
I basically, dude, I rememberhow productive Deanner Johnson was in Cleveland.

(01:28:00):
I was like, that is agreat motherfucking handcuff, and they're starting to
put them in and getting like alittle dump off some receptions and even with
et in there. So I waslike, oh, that is a nice
addition. I looked up and seeingd Johnson for whoever the fuck, I
was like, oh this, dude, what it was? What happened?

(01:28:26):
Oh my god, you be inmy head. I swear to god.
It's like I'll be having a thoughtand I'll be sitting up there talking to
myself and you be on like alittle sofa on the couch in my head.
Like what you say, I'll belike, get up in my head,
living there and ship on a littlesofa inside my head. Yeah,

(01:28:49):
it's it's it's really, it reallycomes down to whoever gets to the person
first. Yeah, that's really thing. I did not swear that brown thing.
I was like, I swear Iwas right before I was about to
do it, you had done itone hour before. Oh my god,

(01:29:15):
Like I said, I look tothe back of my head and you was
in my head with the remote onthe couch like, yeah, I'm living
here, all right. Well,of course we don't got to say,
yeah, if Burrow was there,who would you burrow Burrow five times over

(01:29:41):
easy? Yeah. And it's funnyBurrow gets so much. I'm like,
this super talented, Like I don'tknow why people give him he I mean
cocin. I tell you that theydo not employ pretty quarterbacks out of Cleveland
since they have weird they got weirdwater or something, I don't know.

(01:30:05):
They had that. Then the thenthey had ginger vitis for the longest time.
So you know, so ETN isnumber one, e t N is
number one. I'm going I'm goingmixing number two, same trade. Uh,

(01:30:29):
I'm gonna put Kirk in same train. I put Jamar and fourth,
same trade and it's a wild card. I'm putting the understanding five because I
feel like this game is gonna getout of hand. And I was on
the train until that last I waslike, hey, hey, hey,

(01:30:51):
bus driver, can you let meright here because I don't know where he's
fucking going. He's like, nextstop rosk Roger, and you was like
like, we ain't. Here's here'swhy, here's why. Because they're not
gonna run him ragged because they're notgonna need to. Dude's already banged up,

(01:31:14):
so he'll get his But I thinkthey're gonna run the earnest probably from
like seven eight minutes left in thethird on and he's just gonna run,
run, run, Now if ifhe was fully healthy, no, he
wouldn't be on this roster. Hmm. I'm gonna go, like you said,

(01:31:36):
hands down probably number one. Andyou know, since he is not
gonna attempt to really throw it toomuch, so it's definitely a mixing game.
Number three, Kurt, number four, Chase you got to and then
five is ready to me. Iget it. I I'm so scared of

(01:32:01):
him because it's like now all ofa sudden, you want to score.
Yeah, yeah, so you know, I just I completely have to account
for him. You can't just ifyou had him right now, you would
not be sitting them. No,absolutely not right. Also, I'm also

(01:32:24):
a where like, how much arethey really gonna need to do at least
that the second quarter they got atleast, you know, establish that we're
coming at your throat. Like alot of those games, the NFL games
is like the first half is almostlike a test. It's like a It's
really like if you were in theboxing matches really sparring and knowing where to

(01:32:48):
hit your partner. I mean it'slike, okay, whoever you fighting,
you want to tap the rib andsee if that's the sensitive area, you
know, tap the head, like, there's a lot of stuff that it's
just feelers antenna out in that firstquarter, that first half and then that
second half is this is what welearn and let's capitalize on it. And

(01:33:10):
that's why a lot of times themost important drives are to be ones the
beginning game and the one that's comingout that first drive after halftime, because
that kind of sets the tone.And what's about that fucking happen? Yeah,
I don't know. He just he'sjust so goddamn it and consistent that

(01:33:33):
I I would do everything in mypower to like not have him. I
just I just don't want to playthat game. Well I'm glad. I
mean I don't even think I'm justa static I don't got him, But
I'm glad I don't have to youknow, moving train or yeah, to

(01:33:55):
play that game of roulette. Imean, I'm glad I don't have a
revolver and I put one bullet,then spin the barrel and be like,
sit it down and see what I'mgonna shoot myself in the fucking the head.
Yeah mm hmm. But yeah,man, I think this is really
fun. I like this. Ididn't know we were gonna go through go

(01:34:15):
through like this. Uh yeah,and then pitting interesting. I mean we
didn't do that with every matchup,but certain players that are pretty much that
similar production, or that might bekind of the same, or that might
have been wildly productive in years past, but now has fucking stepped back to
a level of a lesser receiver.Who are you gonna start? So it

(01:34:39):
was very interesting, perplexing that damnChris Godwin. Fucking what was it again,
Chris Godwin and the feeling, Yeahthat was that was god Like,
it would be Godwin all day,but this season it's the exact motherfucker the

(01:35:00):
mirror is Is that chance you takeit? M crazy? Yeah, I'm
seeing all these updates from schefter here, like for real, I didn't get
anything, well, because I haveit, so I have the notification notifications
turned on here, so well Igot but they don't come as frequently as

(01:35:21):
the maybe my first year in Uhfuck no, I know I have it
like on Twitter, So oh okay, you got twist. Yeah, a
bunch of stuff. So Keenan Allenis expected to play. Chris Godwin is
likely to play oh for real withthat neck injury. See last time I

(01:35:45):
didn't put him in with that neckinjury, he went off for like twenty
five. Some of them might haveto start him. Hollywood the same situation.
Hollywood's expected to play Train mccride,Tray McBride, Tank Dellas is expected,
and Noah Brown is expected. Alave is expected. So yeah,

(01:36:08):
a bunch of it. A bunchof stuff just came through and funny enough,
let me see all good news.Anybody with bad news? Uh not
yet No, So one, two, three, four, five, six,

(01:36:32):
seven of the people that I sevenof the things I mentioned, five
of them affect me and my opponents. So it's like, oh, well
all right, yeah, but noone's been ruled out other than who's ever
been ruled out already. So butyou know, this is kind of around
that time where things start kind offlowing, so well, no, a

(01:36:54):
lot more in the morning, aroundnine ten, a lot of things will
come out and everyone will be killedand pissed off, So yay fantasy.
Yeah. One one thing I dogo into this week is I hate to
say it, but I don't know. I don't have any stress whatsoever.

(01:37:16):
So it's like, I hate thefact that I'm out of it, but
I'm not stressed out about anything.It's like I don't have a care in
the world. I'm just gonna trulyenjoy the games because it's like, Okay,
I want to win, but I'mso far out of it that if
I don't, then it's a lotless consequence. For some reason, I'm

(01:37:39):
not gonna like this. You're gonnawin this week, and it's gonna put
you right in that like right inthat No I told you, mother,
I mean, you don't watch theBatman movies, but there was the most
recent Batman. I'm not gonna saythe most recent, but the one where
Bane is the is the is thevillain. He's in a prison that you

(01:38:01):
can clearly get out of, butit's built so high and it has no
roof, so you can you lookingat the sky and you have a sense
of fucking hope that you can somehowescape this prison. If they would have
just blocked this thing on thing offand told you you had no hope,
you would have an easier time becausethere's no hope. So if I do

(01:38:26):
win, that means that that damnprison lid is gonna come open and I'm
gonna have hope and get crushed again. So it's it's over. I'm gonna
just let it be. Just be. Like like I said, I've never
had any Fantasy week where I justreally didn't have, like emotions really running

(01:38:47):
high. I mean, emotions arestill there because I want my players to
perform. Even when I was outof it by one hundred to you and
Dyighton was suiting up, I justwanted him to score. I just wanted
to see it. You know,I ain't give a fuck. I was
done. I just want to seemy players produced. So I'll still have
that, but there's no pressure orthere's no I gotta win tomorrow or else.

(01:39:09):
It's like I'm pretty much yeah.So yeah, it's the first time
I'm in any of them. Like, I'm not going in with an ounce
of animosity, so to speak.It's just it is what it is.
Fair enough. Well, I'll beexcited to see how you are next week,

(01:39:32):
where you're frazzled, and you've gotgreat hairs and all that fun stuff.
Already got them. They're already there. I would say they can't get
no grade, but they can theirtone, they can turn white. So
I'm gonna try to hold on togray. Well, we'll see how those
uh, we'll see if they getin later next Tuesday. Yep, alrighty

(01:39:56):
then all right, well yeah,so happy Easter, bye, he said. Easter

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