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let's let's preface this with this soas you as all three of our
fans know, all three of ourfans, all three of them. We
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did not record on Tuesday, soI was pretty under the weather, the
whole diabetes YadA yah yea da thing, getting getting right with that and all
that fun stuff. But uh,you know, much better now. And
for those that didn't listen to theX's, this is our last Saturday show.
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We are now making a bit ofa transition because we kind of talked
about it and we thought about,you know, hey, look from a
scheduling standpoint and really for what we'rebringing to the table, we could fit
both shows into one. We justtend to be a little bit long winded,
So I will say the Tuesday showwill probably be from this point on,
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probably like two hours. I wouldsay, you know, we'll try
not to really go go much furtherthan that. I mean encumbass in that
the Tuesday show was normally the recapof the week, kind of the opening
of the next week and the Thursdaynight game preview. Yeah, we don't
really have to recap the week.Anyone knows what happened. One knows what
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happened, So we're gonna kind ofgive our thoughts on the week that just
passed, you know, the weekthat's ahead of us, the waiver wire,
hot buttons and all the matchups,and instead of you know, split
those two, it's almost like oneshow was a continuous Like the Saturday show
was a continuation of the Tuesday show. Why why even do a continuation?
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So this is Tuesday show. IsGonnas gonna hammer the whole football week out
period, you know, and thenwe'll see you, you know, the
next week after that to recap andto find out what happened, and you
know, let's go and let's treadinto the next week, you know,
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So welcome everybody, to. Thisis week fourteen and pretty much in any
fantasy format or in any fantasy leaguebecause because they have expanded the games to
seventeen game season, is was thesixteen games season. We would have had
this same show last week, butbecause the newer or more games, this
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is the last week. For thoseof you that know the fantasy football usually
there six teams to get in inalmost every format and it goes fourteen weeks.
This is the witching hour week forsome folks. So this is your
last week before you tread into theplayoffs. Congratulations to anyone that already secured
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their position in the playoffs. Yourboy rich over here, he already had
a little star next to his team. He already clinched the playoffs spot.
Yeah, now he's fighting for aseed. Yeah, and that's what I
thought was gonna happen. That doa quick recap of our kind of week.
So lost to a team that doesn'treally pay attention, which was great,
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Lost to a team that doesn't existthe still fannel ye felt one.
I lost this same sad team aboutthree points, and our man over here
got that all encompassing horrible thing calledhope for this week. So I told
you in the last show the Batmanin the Bane and the Lid, I
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said, watch when I win,the lid opens up. So the lid
has opened up. Now I'm lookingin there is a such thing called hope.
But there we go by. Yeah, So that that's really all I
really want to touch on for that. I mean, there was a Thursday
night game. Okay, cool.The only thing that I took out of
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the Thursday night game that was horrificwas the the the player I'm playing against
never fucking scores. Best believe,when he played me this week, he
had the game of the fucking season. If you go back and look at
his history of points, it's noteven close of how many points he scored
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leading up to this week, butthis week, damn near thirty points.
Yeah. And I didn't even reallythink about it. I was like,
ah that. When I heard Rumandrewent down, I was like, all
right, well, Taylor's fucked alittle bit, because that's who he has.
I didn't think of the repercussions.I completely. I like, when
it happened, I couldn't even rememberwho the hell the backup was. I
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was like, yeah, either,And I was like, ohh and I
didn't even I didn't even realize thatI was playing against him until halftime,
Like I like, because I'm atwork and I'm at work and I'm just
watching Zeke do his thing, andI didn't really care. I was just
like klers, they letting Zeke dowhatever. And then when I pulled up
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on the Fantasy and I'm like I'mplaying, I'm like, oh my god,
somebody is starting Zeke against me.In shuring of this, muffle went
crazy. Damn well, I willexplain my moral dilemma of the of the
week, and I put this evenon Twitter and I reached out to you
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personally. So basically, here's kindof my my playoff situation. So I
play, I play my kid thisweek. If I win, as long
as I outscore the second place teamby like one hundred points and they win,
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then I solidify first place, whichpretty much if I win, I
get first place. Let's call it. It's called that way. And if
I win, I'm pretty sure Iknocked the boy out of playoff contention.
Now, if I lose and thesecond place player loses as well and does
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not out score me by one hundred, I still get first. If I
will not regardless of what happens though, right, No, no, So
like that's the situation I'm putting outthat why I thought you get two?
Is it two bys or just oneby? Oh? No, you are
right? Isn't it two bys?You could have uye regardless of what?
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The hell? Well, then fuckit? So he's okay, All right,
let's add to my moral dilemma.I want to beat the bricks off
the boy real bad, Like Idon't know why, but I want to
instill pain. Does that make mea bad person? No, it does
not. It's this is his firstseason for him to even be sniffing the
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playoffs. Yeah, probably you knowsomething that you had to help him with
to begin with. It's it's partof the write. A passage is learn
how to fucking play. So toget kicked out of the playoffs by your
own pops probably a valuable lesson.Yeah that's like, that's like fighting him
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on the front lawn and winning.But you know he's going to be a
stronger person or player after that.I hope, I hope it doesn't break
him because I don't know how forhis lunch is going to be crushed.
It's like, I mean, justI don't know. You see him every
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day, but a little bit ofinteraction with him, it seems like I
ain't gonna say he don't care,but it seems like he's taking it just
like a first year player would like, yeah, okay, I don't know
really what to expect. I don'tknow how be Like I even gave him
prompts when you know, came overfor Thanksgiving and I was just like,
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thanks for beating. Then he wasjust like Okay, I guess like he
doesn't really even know how to reactlike most people would have been like,
yeah, I beat your fucking ass, like and he like, I gave
him prompt for beat me and hejust was like he took it with a
green and salt, like oh okay, Yeah. I was just like,
oh, you didn't know how detrimentalthat damn lass was right, he didn't
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realize it. So I just thinkhe's feeling his way through it. He
don't He's still going through the motions. I also don't think he's no,
Actually, he's he's competitive. He'scompetitive in a lot of things. I
think you bring up a great point. He probably doesn't understand, like that
that win that you're talking about That'sthat's standing new right now, because if
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I would have won that game,I would be sitting up I was sitting
there with my feet fat, like, hey, I'm getting I'm in the
playoffs. Regardless of what happened.I can lose if I would have won
one of these games that I justlove out of the past four weeks,
if I'd have won at least oneof them, I'm sitting up there,
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kicking up feet fat wait for themfor my playoff matchup. But he doesn't
realize that his win was critical andhe didn't care. So that's what I'm
saying. Him being pushed out ofthe playoffs by his pops. He probably
would take it with a grain ofsalt as well. But then he's gonna
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find something's gonna click where he's gonnabe like, damn, I should have
took that a little bit more seriouslythan what it was, and then he's
gonna appreciate this moment. But it'sa first year player. I didn't know
what I was doing my first yeareither, And when I started playing Fantasy,
it was just like I was justenjoying a ride of what was happening,
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Like I didn't know what was reallygoing on and how critical things were.
And it's funny because I give himhelp every week because you know,
obviously you're gonna help him out,you know, guide him through those choppy
waters. So I went in thekitchen like a two days ago. I
was like, all right, man, let's go ahead and help. Do
you want some help with your rosterthis week? He's like yeah. I
was like, good, fuck you. You ain't getting it. I'm just
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looking at his quarterbacks and I wasjust like, damn, you really gonna
start fucking Bryce Young over Russell Wilson. He usually doesn't set his stuff till
yeah, so he'll he'll he'll recaurecal hmm, calibrate there. All right,
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well, let's let's get into thisstuff because we got a lot of
matchups to cover, plus a doubleMonday night game because they're doing that dumb
shit again. They really are asimul cast where like usually they'll stagger it
where they do do a Monday nightone is at seven and then the others
at eight thirty to kind of giveyou a they really are broadcasting at the
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exact same time, like well,I mean, at least at least one
of them is pretty much gonna beon Watchable, so that's fair. Yeah,
all right, let's start with theone o'clock games. We got Houston
at the Jets. A few littlepreliminary ideas here, so I'm not sure
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about Noah Brown's status. He wouldthe Jets. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was a new form. ButI want to I'm gonna touch on
a few kind of few little dealshere before we jump into the format here.
Okay, so no Brown he's stillhe went from healthy. He well,
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he went from questionable in the beginningto healthy now back to questionable now.
I don't know if that questionable tagwas because it was like a day
arrest, but that scares me.Yeah, last weekend didn't get nothing.
He look, I started, andthis sucks. I started uh tankd Dell,
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which you know, props him andyou know, poor one out for
him. I started him and NoahBrown and they both got me zero.
I had. I had four zero'slast week in my lineup. That's the
only way you live, and stillalmost one. Yeah. But the other
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kind of little tidbit here is isthere any universe where now that uh Zach's
back at the quarterback that you cancan that you can you can trust Garrett
Wilson again, Like, no,okay, you can't trust any Jets player
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when we get into the format orwe go over the format. Yeah,
just lead into it. Yeah,when you're done, well, we all
know remember the new format, thetwo quarterbacks. We all know Stroud is
yeah, fucking fifty buzz light yearsahead of Zach Wilson, even though Stroud
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is the rookie and Zach Wilson's hadtwo years to go on this thing.
So that calls you the level ofpreparation and talent, that the disparity that
we're talking about the top fantasy playerin this game. It's kind of hard.
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Nico Collins is gonna probably be mynumber one, but he's gonna be
saud Up, Isn't that? Ishe? Not? Oh? Boy?
Sure is? I Honestly, Ifeel like the number one might be Breeze
Hall. I don't see it becausethe Jets and everybody else in the whole
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world knows that in order to beatthe Jets, you stopped the running.
You forced Zach Wilson to beat you. So yeah, I think that is
gonna let him get out of thebarn. I don't think so. Nots
not the defensive minded coach. NicoRyans is not gonna let that happen.
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I don't see it. Don't seeit. There's not too many other choices
there. But I'm even even thoughsaw stuff, I'm gonna say Nico Collins
is my is my top fantasy performer, my second. Damn, this is
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hard. I don't think there's five, man, there's not five. I
think we can get three. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Nico brace probably maybe third or second. It shows healthy or what he's out.
He's out. Oh ship, Goddamn. Like Houston's receiver. You
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gotta take your choice. It's likenow the taint Dale's gone. It's like
Noah Brown has to come to theforefront, doesn't he? Yeah, but
he. But here's the thing.He was there for about two and a
half quarters last week and still putup a nothing, a fucking over.
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Yeah. I don't. Does NoahBrown return to the Noah Brown that was
that you stole from me, thatwent fucking ham sandwich three weeks in a
row. I don't know. Dependsup at his knee, depends if he
even plays like I don't I don'tknow how bad his knee is like,
what is his status? Is itlike game time be questionable or just questionable?
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Did he complete any practices this week? I believe he did. Let
me look and see what y'ah hesaid real quick, all right, because
nothing really came through today too much. Yeah, they don't y'all don't do
a lot of updates on Saturdays.Well until so he's expected Okay, So
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as of today, at about eightten, he's expected to suit up.
I mean that sounds much better thanbecause yesterday he was questionable. Yeah,
I mean, okay, cool.For whatever reason, I don't feel great
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about it. Like even though itsays he's gonna play, I think having
that zero really kinda makes a littleworried. But it'd be different if he
got that zero. I just withoutTank Dale. Everybody thinks that, you
know, Robert Woods is gonna getpeppered. I don't see it. Robert
Woods. I think I think BobbyTrees is a decent enough play. I
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think you could get I think youcould get three four receptions for like forty
yards. Maybe he'll get targeted inthe end zone. Nothing special, but
if you're just looking for you know, and it's really probably more of a
deeper league play, to be honest. But yeah, so if we're gonna
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reduce this down to three fantasy stads, my number one is Nico. Number
two, it's gonna have to beBreecee, and then my number three would
be No Brown. I don't believein Garrett Wilson and any of the past
catchers in the Jets. I don'tsee it. Well, I'm gonna go
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Breece. I'm going Breece. I'mgoing Garrett, and I'm gonna go Off.
Okay, I just he had isthat type of skill where he can
take a slant to the house easy, like you just said, he got
that skill where he cannot be ignoredand they're gonna have to do something like
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they're gonna have to play catch up. The only reason I'm putting Breecee in
there is he's gonna get so manydump offs that's gonna be fucking retarded.
Yeah, Like he's gonna get thirtyPPR points just from receptions. So so
I'm gonna Breee Garrett, and I'mgonna put in Uh Singletary. Yeah,
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I I hate it because it feelsso gross here. So I don't know
even though which one is? Yeah, and it's only gonna be because of
uh necessity, We're not even necessity. They're gonna run the ball from probably
the middle third quarter on, sothey're just gonna get you know. Yeah,
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I didn't even really assess Hugh Houston'srunning game, so I don't lean
towards They don't really got much,so I don't blame you. I'm gonna
go Nico like I said Breese,and then I'm gonna say Houston's running game,
whichever one, yeah one, Yeah, I'm I'm Noah Brown is still
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kind of questionable, so I don'tI can't really Yeah, yeah, I
mean, I'm, I'm I'm.I'm already kind of getting ready to pivot
from him if need be. Butuh, we'll see, all right,
Rams at Baltimore. Here's my firstquestion, and they actually ending up one
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question. Can you trust Cooper CupThat is so crazy to say. It's
like I want to go take asour because it so you know, how
the fuck did Pooka the coolst supplantthis dude, like wow, because he's
hurt, He's still he's hurt.I think he's still hurt. Yeah,
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because remember we talked about him goingfrom our situation on a high angle spring
to I'm playing, let's do eitheryou know you're gonna miss four games or
you're gonna play the game like thatdon't even make sense. Yeah, I
hurt playing hurt? Yeah? Absolutely, I in a deep league like we
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got, there's no way I wouldever sit him on the bench. Uh,
yeah, I get it. Imean, all right, so in
the standard league, who would who'syour kind of line in the sand where
you would start where? Start overhim? And then who would you start
him over? Regular league? Regularly? Or what if I put names out?
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Okay, go ahead, wow,let's go hookah. I definitely start
Pooko over top of him, eventhough he's hurt. Huh, even though
he's busted up in her a littlebit. Hookah yeah, out of him
receivers. I would Pooka's first,all right, Garrett Wilson, I would
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start Cup over Garrett Wilson, allright, Joe Judy over Jerry Judy.
I will start Cup over Tyler Lockett, who I won't start him over?
Give me some names that you thinkI wouldn't start him over? Returning Jefferson.
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Hell no, I wouldn't start CopraCup over note Jefferson Jefferson, and
I don't give a fuck what Jeffersonhas done. Motherfucker. He's justin Jefferson,
and he claims to be healthy.I'm expecting twenty plus out of him
tomorrow, all right, tomorrow.Chase was a rookie quarterback that all of
a sudden found him. But that'sa good one. I would probably start
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Chase over top of cup even withBrowning throwing them the pill. Okay,
Yeah, he's like in the middle, like he's not like he's not up
there. Yeah, he's not upthere with you know, your AJ Brown's
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or your debo Sam. You know, no, fucking like he's not up
to He was. He was oneof the he was the McCaffrey of the
ship. But not now. Yeah, he's hurt. He's clearly hurt.
And I don't I don't even arethe Rams still even I think they're still
in it. Yeah, they're incontention. I think do you think that
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it has to do with it?How much do you think that has to
do with it? With him pushingthrough like it's always I think the simple
fact that he was on IR tostart the season, it's probably best for
him to go back on I R, but he refuses to do it because
he's already pissed that he's he's alreadyIt's almost like somebody that is running the
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race and the gun went off andthey've ran around the track four times and
you just now getting your fucking fuckingfirst run around, and then you get
hurt on that first run around.You're like, man, fuck that,
I'm gonna push through this limping andeverything to get through that. If if
if if Cup didn't start off theseason on I R, I'm pretty sure
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he would have went on I AREjust recently. But because he did it
already, he feels the need thathe has to push through insurmountable circumstances just
to stay on the HIEL And he'salmost more of a detriment, like he's
not even like playing decoy. Likeremember that one game where Deebo was all
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fucked up and they basically just puthim out as a decoy. As a
decoy, Yeah he was decoy.Yeah, Like it's just it almost feels
kind of that way, a littlebit, like you're not you're not can
race, and every time you getevery time you get optive, all the
defense take coverage off of other people. Yeah, because yeah, because really
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at that point you just double.You know, I think Cup, like
you said, I think Cup isprobably out there to take coverage off of
Puka. I don't think that.I don't think that's Robertson. And then
there's the act. Well I don'tknow, like I mean, are you
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taking coverage away so they can getopen? Because but have been wildly productive?
What's an ankle with a messed upankle, you could I feel like
you could almost get away with justdoing a single carverage junk Cup and double
and Pooka. Like, if you'regonna beat me, if I was,
if I was a decordinator, I'mgonna their biggest weapon. I'm gonna shut
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down. I'm a focus on Pookaand I'm a focus on on Sherwin Williams
because those are the two motherfuckers thatcan hurt me the most. Yeah,
all right, let's get into ithere. So quarterback wise, Okay,
who is the better fantasy performer?Stafford or Lamar? That's Stafford. I
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might be with Lamar here man Ihe just doesn't throw enough, but he
runs enough. We're talking about howmany fantasy points. I know the two
quarterbacks gonna drop and Lamar and wherehe doesn't throw in his inadequate, inadequate
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season throwing, he makes up forin his russian't ability. Yeah, but
I think Donald's gonna keep him incheck. Who Donald? Oh, Aaron
Donald. I mean that hasn't reallybeen relevant this year to me. I
don't really. It seemed like soonas Aaron Donald did this and won the
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ring. Yeah, and he's healready got his monster contract. He's not
Donindant this year. I haven't heardhis name too much at all this year.
No, no, I mean andeither of either of eye. But
it's still one of those mm hmm. I wouldn't feel great. I mean,
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I'm not tear, I'm not scared. Like if I had to play
Lamar, I would not like shyaway from it. But if we're doing
a heads up thing, I kindof just feel like, I feel like
Baltimore is very much a run firstkind of team. So if we're if
we're going like statistical, I feellike Stafford is gonna have the bigger game
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because it's gonna have to. Buttrue, yeah, I mean, it
is a running machine in Baltimore.But that could be that interesting I'm still
I'm still leaning in towards Lamar.I just yeah, I just think that
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Stafford is gonna get blitzed so muchand he's gonna so much fire that he's
not gonna be extremely productive. Isee Baltimore winning this game. Put it
that way. Oh yeah, yeah, I I yeah, I wouldn't even
yeah, not even a worry there. I mean, I'm hoping it's a
close game. I'm hoping it's noblowout for a you know. Obviously the
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personal reason of having Sherman Williams,I mean sure, well not Sherman uh,
Sherwin Williams. They really got touse him more in the passing game
though, uh he really Yeah,the lineup and just handed to him out
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the batfield, that ain't gonna workwith against Baltimore. Then he's gonna have
to be a past catching threat inthis game. He has both skills,
he's just don't do it. Justannoying as hell. Yeah, he has.
He has the skill set for bothfor both attacks. So they need
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to attack that way, you know. But because Sherwin went is just gonna
eat regardless, Like I don't seehim not eating. He's gonna eat.
It's just he's gonna eat via pass. Yeah, as opposed to run,
because you don't just run against Baltimore. That doesn't happen. Uh no it
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doesn't. No, it does not. So wise, there's not. So
who's the top fantasy performer in games? All right, So I'm gonna go
minus the quarterbacks. Yeah, I'mgonna go it's he whichever running back is
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going for the Ravens. I'm gonnago that Mitchell kid. I feel like
he's gonna have a big game.Yeah, then I'm gonna go Hookah.
I kind of feel like, forwhatever reason, I feel like Flowers is
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going to get a deep, deepbomb and just run for eighty yards.
Tyrant's fourth. It's not I don'treally have anything else. There's no tight
ends are in play. Yeah yougot, That's that's all you got.
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Yeah, I mean, don't tryto make up something me. My number
one is really quick? How fuckedit? How fucked up is that?
Though compain get mentioned I have afifth and he's not. You would have
been like cup cup dialog dial Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Damn.
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My number one is a Flowers,okay. My number two is Pooka.
My number three would be I'm tryingto think, huh, oh,
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really, Kerwin's I told you he'sgonna eat it or through the ground the
man is gonna eat. So theis gonna be one. Two's pooka.
Three is Kerwin or Sherwin Williams.My four would be either Gus Edwards or
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Keeping Mitchell. It's this really interestingthat you agreed with me the whole running
machine and then that's like low lowlow on your depth chart of the top
five. That's just really interesting tome. I mean, I honesstand it's
it's it's the running machine. Butwho knows. There's no consistency on who's
the runner. It could be Arem, it could be the it could be
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Mitchell, it could be motherfucker Edwards. They even fucking sprinkling James motherfucking Hill.
So you don't know who the runneris gonna be. So if you
said the Baltimore running Game, Iwould probably put them at one if it
was. I mean, that's kindof what I was saying. But it's
like a labor effort. It's kindof want to pick one of them out
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of a hat. But yeah,fair enough, I get it. It's
it's interesting. Yeah, So likeI said, Zay, Yeah, Pookah,
Sharyl Williams the Baltimore backfield, andI don't have a fifth either,
Like who else are you talking about? Like I mean, like I don't
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want to mention Cup either. It'slike I don't know what I'm gonna get
out of Cup, Like I mean, he's like the forest dump box of
chocolates, Like you don't know whatyou're gonna get? Like who who would
have ever thought this that would evenever be a conversation death? All right,
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well, onto another box of sadnessCarolina at New Orleans. So I
will say this. I got toput my glasses on just to see the
point come out. I don't thinkthere's anybody that could be trusted other than
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Cuba and can. Okay, let'sstart with the quarterback play. Oh my
god, so is is driving thecar? Or is? Yeah? This
motherfucker That's what cracks me up.This motherfucker can get shot fifty times and
then being a fucking cast hanging up, and by Friday they like he has
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a chance to play, And it'slike, didn't you just get shot sixty
times last week? Why are youtrying to he were refuses to let Jamis
get a hold of that gun.He will not allow Jameis to shoot the
gun. He will not allow it, man like, and everybody wants to
see it. Everyone likes every Iwant I told you what I compare James
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to. I want to see Jamesgo into a room and shoot everybody,
even if it's the wrong person.They won't. He will not give him
the gun. And apparently he's areally really good guy too. From what
I've heard, he seems like he'she's like a really good level headed It's
like, so he's even a goodguy, and he's still like, yay,
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team, It's like, get thisfucking guy the ball, what are
you doing. Carr will not allowthat man to start a game. He
will not allow it. So Cam, but Cam is the biggest benefactor of
that though, because Cam's like,yep, that means I get about twenty
(37:58):
fucking dump off. So yeah,Cam, Cam becomes a monster, And
of course I'm playing against him whenCarr is fucking playing, Cam is a
monster. Because Carr can't throw itdown the field. He throw it down
the field. I think it's anI think it's an ability, not a
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not an effort thing. I thinkI just don't you can. He's fucking
hurt, like super hurt. Yeah. It's like like it's not like you
said, it's not really out ofchoice, it's out of necessity. It's
like I really can't get it twentyyards down the field. I have to
do the dump off. I reallyhave to. So I'm fucking hoping for
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a Jamie start, of course,because I'm playing against Cam yea. So
well, what's the word here,Let's let's kind of while you're doing your
analysis here, let me let mesee the latest on the latest it I
just was reading. It just saidthat he's questionable. Man, he practiced
I think fully on Friday or someshit. I'm like today at today,
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at four forty six, cleared ofinjuries. How the fuck? He does
not care? So he'll be starting. He's pretty much one starting, so
Cam's can eat and is not fuckingsad. It really is. So between
those two quarterbacks Far and Brce Youngis Damnar is saying I would get its
(39:32):
just because he just got more experience. But he's not that much of an
upgrade over fucking Bryce Young. Tome, no, it's like getting It's
like getting real ram noodles and genericRamen noodles. Yeah, it's like yeah,
like the merrit Sean Khan or theNissan kind is like right, they're
(39:55):
still Ramen noodles, just like Iyou didn't thinking the names, but thank
you very much for knowing that.Ma Sean and Nissan some ship like that.
Yeah, so still the same realmof noodle. But okay, top
fantasy performer in this game, ofcourse, is Cam. Yeah, it's
gonna be Cam and Tuba. That'sit. That's I got to that's it.
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I don't trust anybody else. Throwin there. Cool and remember his
consistency. Remember you you questioned myand then he went out and had one
of the most consistent games you couldhave. So even with car at the
control, I don't know. Ibelieve in mm hmm. I believe in
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Carolina's defense a little bit though,so I would temper my expectation. Yeah,
outside of Cam Cuba, I wouldput Camp. I would actually go
Cam Alba and then Cuba because Idon't see Carolina dooring a goddamn thing.
(41:04):
I don't know too, but Ijust love seeing this guy play. I
don't He's like my little like littleengine that could na could. Yeah,
all right, Indy at Cincy Battleof backup quarterbacks, even though, even
though it's kind of hard to likecall, you know, shot back up,
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he was a franchise guy. Sohe wins the quarterback battle. To
me, between the two top fantasyperformer in this game, well, here's
here's my few kind of little hitquick hitters here. I'm really hoping for
a better production day from Moss Mom. He's face defense. Huh Taylor is
(41:54):
out again? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he's out for the next
four I would say, do youdo you buy into the Chase hookup or
are you still kind of tempering yourexpectations there, even though he had a
pseudo pic game last week. Ijust think that he's the first read income.
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No matter how much how inadequate JakeBrowning is, Chase is the first
read so healthier Higgins too, true, Uh, but he's still favorite Chase.
He even favored them tight ends thatTanner Hudson dude that was this close
to picking them up. Keep hearinghis name over and over and over.
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Put it this way. The broadcastmake it seem like he's doing all his
damage. But then when you pullup the fantasy points, it's like they
got eight points, and it's like, yeah, like he had twenty five
points. The way they talk abouthim, they got simple, they got
wild, tight ends and ship.Yeah, and then you always gotta come
(43:00):
for mixing too, So yeah,I played mixing and I played against Mixing,
and he had like I felt like, a year best of the year
kind of game last week. Andthen I went into overtime and I'm like,
ah, another thing that was killingyou during that game. Because I
was watching, I didn't even realizeuntil you left a little comment. It
(43:22):
was like this motherfucker's about the bigbe. I was just like, what
what is he talking about? BecauseI got had your game way locked up,
and then I looked. I waslike, holy Ship, the thing
that was killing you was it wasmixing on fucking Cincinnati and it was fucking
(43:42):
Ingram on fucking Jacksonville. Ingram waskilling you. Well, I was like,
God, damn my fucking career.I was like, well, damn
Ship. Yeah, And I couldn'tlike all bad for putting that in there,
because I'm like, I can't reallycomplain that much because I've been doing
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this to people all year. Butyou add one hundred more points to that,
so you know, hey, butyou never like to lose. That's
competitive spirit. So I rather Iwant to get If I'm gonna lose,
I want to be pissed off aboutit. I mean, you care,
but yeah, I just want tokind of hit up those few things there.
So if we're doing quarterbacks, I'mgonna trust Gardner. Oh yeah,
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I definitely think Gardner's way more proven. Just fucking fun. Man. It
seems like a guy you want togo get a drink with. Yeah,
definitely, Gardners definitely the preferred quarterbackover top of you know, Jake Browning
or wherever fuck his name is.Now. Apparently, what I've heard is
(44:53):
like the indie games have gone overthe over, so there should be pretty
much a bunch of points because bothdefenses are gonna being so as long as
there's some semblance of offensive like abilities, we should be Okay, who is
(45:19):
your top fantasy performer in this game? Pittman, Pittman going Pittman, Then
I'm going Pittman, then Chase,then I'm going Moss mixing. I think
(45:45):
Higgins is gonna go off a littlebit too. Oh right, Mine's is
kind of the same, a littlebit different order. I'm gonna go Pittman
Chase mixing moss, and my lastis either gonna be downs. Who's fell
off the map A little bit?By a little bit, I mean a
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lot, Yeah, a lot,because all of a sudden they rediscovered their
Antonio Pierce du Listen, do youunderstand? I was a cut hair from
adding to the squad yesterday last week, and I was like, nah,
it's fine, don't do it.But Bob got him on the bench.
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Oh I don't care. I wasn'tanna touch him. And that's his only
game of this year. Jump onthat grenade, dumb ass. Mm hmm.
So he will be or downs tome, Yes, and I'm trusting
Minshew, So I'm gonna say downs, that's fair. Yeah, it's better
(46:52):
better play. I think it's gonnabe kind of like that Will Levis situation
where he came out with a bigdick energy and everyone's like, oh,
he's the fucking second coming, andthen it's like, no, no,
no, he's not all right.So another boring game, I would say,
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Tampa Bay. Well, no,actually that Indie, since he actually
that might be the That might bea fun game. Uh, Tampa Bay
at at Atlanta. It's a visionalgame. Yeah, we all know wakem
Bank is way better than Ritter.So there's the quarterback thing out the way,
(47:37):
out of the way, look likethis this this white guy, well
not really a white guy, butyou know what I mean. Yeah,
I was like, he said thiswhite guy and it definitely sounds like the
(48:00):
white guy. But he is themost he is the most underwhelming, super
good back in the league. Andeverybody, everybody was trashing him at the
beginning, saying that he don't know. And I was one of the transhers
myself. And then after like weekfour, he caught lightning in a bottle
(48:22):
or some crazy ship and yes,he continued, and guess and guess who's
playing against him this week? Meagain, God, damn, I mean,
I can't make this ship up.Man, the fantasy God set me
up with some fucking when I getinto a wind get In situation, they
(48:45):
said, man, we're gonna fuckingtriple quadruple fuck you. And here we
are. Okay, Wow, allright, let me ask you this,
who would you start White or bijonmore productive offenses? I guess White.
(49:15):
I mean v John has more talent, but he's just stuck on a offense
that doesn't really have a lot aroundhim. Okay, White or mixing mhm,
White or mixing. Mixing is playingagainst the Coats. Yeah, and
(49:38):
White is playing against Atlanta. Mmhmmm. I would just go with mixing
because of the just his his bodyof work is a little bit more polished.
Top fantasy performer in this game,Evans all day, all that together,
(50:00):
he just gets penned in. Well, actually no, I don't fucking
play that. Dam No. It'sit's Evans and White Bejon just because they
need to do something with something that'snumber three that anything else after that?
(50:22):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Is there anybody else? I would
hang my hat on. There?You go, like he doesn't even exist
anymore. Mm hmm. Yeah,like I I don't know if he if
he fucked Baker's wife or something,but like he just does not chuck it
(50:43):
to him. He has phased out. Well I do believe here, hold
on, let me check this,let me vet this here one sick m
Okay, So apparently Atlanta is thirdagainst tight ends. So any confidence in
(51:07):
Kate Aughton just pumbling into the endzone somewhere? Kate Arden is so volatile
it's like it's called it's called atight end, sir. I know,
I don't know, man, I'mstarting them. I'm starting them. I
mean, it's just kind of heseems to get production. I mean,
(51:31):
I'm kind of hoping Beijeon goes offa little bit so they have to chuck
it. But not counting on thateither is Atlanta is coached by a fucking
symbol. So he said, asymbol A thimble, like a thimble,
(51:51):
like that fucking thing you use onthat monopoly piece. Oh timble, I
thought you said. I'm like,what, what is fucking rich? Well,
i mean, look at least himand their offense has something in common.
So there's that. Mm, they'reboth dead. I'm sorry, my
(52:15):
god, damn. He fucking layeredit in over. He said they got
something to come in both dead.Damn. That's fucking crazy. I mean,
(52:40):
good, fucking good collaboration of words. I'm for you to be that
witty, to think with your toesthat quick. That was funny. Yeah,
I thought about it. I'm like, m this is some poor taste.
I'm like, hey, he's he'sbeen that for a while. It's
fine. He gives a yeah,let's go fuck living hate hate Jacksonville,
(53:09):
Cleveland. There's some hope that somehowLawrence is gonna try it out there.
They fucking put their franchise quarterback againstCleveland. Yeah, in Cleveland in probably
a weather game. You deserve everythingthat happens to your stupid Florida franchise.
(53:30):
They need to at least sit themone week, Like come on, man,
like you dude got a four weekinjury and you're trying to rush them
back in one week, Like givethem like and like you said, if
they were playing Arizona, maybe,if they were playing the Patriots, two
teams that your stupid fucking city's teamjust lost to, if they were playing
(53:53):
any Him maybe, but you're right, why you know that would actually get
give you more reason to play Bathfordbecause it's like a weaker team you have
to do less. True, Imean, this is just something you're gonna
play outside, like, and there'ssupposed to be like twenty twenty five degree
or twenty twenty five mile prior sustainedwins Cleveland they do. Even though the
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defense isn't amazing, they still havea good defense. They're good there after
you you are, you're dangling apiece of meat amongst pit bulls. You
were going to have to run,You're gonna have to scramble, and if
you have an ankle screen you can'tdo that. Ask Cooper cup. So
(54:39):
don't dangle, don't dang your quarterbackout there like a piece of meat amongst
pit polls. Just give them therest. Yeah, yeah, that would
be stupid. But quarterback wise,I mean, okay, if we're talking
(54:59):
about Trevor Lawrence versus Joe Flackhole,Trevor Lawrence. But if we're talking about
C. J. Bethard versus JoeFlackhole, Oh I want to kill myself.
Yeah, sure we'll go that way. You have to cool top fantasy
players. I mean, Kristen Kirkis now not a thing. I think
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I'm going Coop Cooper, he's gameproof over. I'm going because Beard he
you think Cam is gonna eat ship, This motherfucker is gonna go to the
Chinese buffet. Yeah, so yournumber one players, E, T,
(55:44):
N or Coop can't be stopped.And it's such a weird thing to say,
but yeah, game roof Quartervett proof, circumstance proof and apparently he cleared
protocol so he's in even a bangedup Coop I'm taking over. Yeah,
(56:08):
but him and et N I don't. You can throw your own forward in
there, Fine, that'll be numberthree. I'm not buying into Harrison Bryant,
not buyging into fucking the Nigerian princewho age. No. Actually,
(56:29):
what's interesting is because him and Flaccohad they got him. They said they
got a relationship because they were withthe Jets or whatever. Yeah, I
mean he is at least interesting,but I need more than one game because
fucking Flacco and Moore hasn't done dickall year. I did almost pick up
who know, as you said whoon purpose? He was like who.
(56:55):
The one guy that's interesting is thatTillman kid. I was about to pick
him up like six hundred times thisweek, and I thought about it,
like if put it this way,when I every time I was about to
pick him up, I had tocheck Cooper's status. As soon as I
found out that Cooper was trending towardsplaying less and less, backed up full
(57:16):
till Man. As soon if Cooperwould have leaned more towards not playing yet,
Timbo would be on either on myroster or yours, because I definitely
looked at him a hundred times thisweek. Yeah, but then I also
thought about it, like, I'mnot gonna play him even if he's even
if like if I picked him uptoday, I wasn't gonna start him,
(57:37):
and I'm gonna drop him there.I was going to attempt to start him
if if Cooper somehow Marik Cooper wasn'tplaying, I was gonna start him.
Yeah. Cool, I get it, And I mean I can't say much
(57:58):
because I literally had the same ofthoughts. So it's like I can't like
that. I can't ask you forit. All right, Let's go to
a fun game. Maybe Detroit inChicago could be interesting. Mm hmm.
Should be a weathery game. Weall know the quarterback is the who the
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who? The better quarterback is obviously, yeah, top fantasy performer, Well,
let me ask you this in aweather game, all right, and
a weather game in a divisional gameoutside, Jared Golf definitely plays different outside
than inside he does. Now MontyMontier Gibbs starting. I'm sorry Monty in
(58:47):
this game because this is a revengegame for him. He's gonna, yeah,
he's gonna he's gonna be out thererunning like he got a fucking amplifier
on his back. He is gonnabe fucking going crazy in Chicago. Monty
is going to go Ham Sandwiches.I didn't even think about that. Numb
(59:09):
dumb okay, fair, Okay,Yeah, let's get our five in.
I mean, top performer in thisgame is probably because because of the revenge.
In fact, there's Monty Yeah,okay, number two, the sun
(59:36):
God number three, damn, I'mgoing to Detroit Laporta. My number four
is probably gonna be see it's athree headed monster in the backfield for Chicago.
Number four is gonna be more theDJ Morghan and then lastly the Gibbs.
(01:00:08):
The Gibbs kid. Okay, I'mgoing sun God number one. Okay,
I'm going sun God number one.I'm going DJ More number two.
Damn yeah, uh Monty three,report of four, I'm going cold Comet
(01:00:37):
five. Wow. You think theutilization? Do you think Fields is going
to really find his tight end inthis one? For whatever reason it cold
Comets do he once every four orfive weeks, right, he just gets
like two touchdowns for forty yards andit's like, what the fuck? Okay,
fine, so he just for whateverreasons is to have that feeling of
(01:01:01):
like, you're gonna do some you'regonna annoy every you're gonna you're gonna score
the touchdowns that no one fucking caresabout. So yeah, that's the one
o'clock games here, So I'm goingon the road now, all right.
(01:01:22):
So we got one, two,three, four games in the four o'clock
window, which is nice because they'vebeen doing this, like here's three games
and nineteen in the one o'clock games. It's fun. So they don't do
that. Seahawks against the Niners andGinos said, this is up up in
(01:01:46):
the air. I don't know what'sgoing on there. They really drew lock.
I'm like really, And of coursebecause you have YEP, so that
that that checks out for you obviously, and you know, the rich keep
(01:02:08):
getting richer pun intended. Last timeWalk was in he pepper the hell out
of JSN mm hmmm, so couldbe interesting. Let's be honest. Party
is even with a healthy Geno.Party comes out as the number one quarterback.
(01:02:31):
Ye yeah, I think I sawsomething. He's number one of him
in m VP like percentage. It'slike, what the fun? And they
said he's up for the MVP.Yeah, he's right up there. With
like change hurts and you know thehomes and Toulon whoever else you want to.
Yeah, I don't know if he'sdoing I don't know if he's doing
(01:02:52):
it like that. But okay,they got him up during the m VB
conversation. They really do, allright, So debo verse, Ayuk,
who you're starting now? Be objectivetoo, because you know I have auqu
have debo, but there Debo tome is so deevo is so valling on
(01:03:21):
that I don't know what to reallyexpect. Man. I just put it
this way, knowing my week andmy luck and I have to win.
I'm gonna go au because what sofar this year, what I need to
happen doesn't has been getting smacked inthe fucking face all year. So if
(01:03:45):
you asked me, if you askedme maybe last year or even next year,
I will probably have distant answer forthis year. Really I would take
somebody else. I'm gonna choose theother person, really I would. Even
I mean, if you looked atnext year, I would still say,
Ayuk, I think I's gonna surpassDebo. Is that number one has already
(01:04:09):
been he already is the number one. It's just on the depth chart,
like he's like that dude, likehe's already that dude, but like on
paper, that dude, that man'sgonna get paid. All right, so
I think the number All right,let's just start number two because we already
know what number one is. Yeah, absolutely we are one. I'm gonna
(01:04:44):
go a Yuke Debo, Kyle youthCheck. No, not really. But
is I think Walkers still hurt?Yeah, well, they said that both
of them is playing. I thinkTalker and Sharbonnago plant, but they trying
to kind of cancel each other outbecause it's like they're playing. Well even
(01:05:06):
with that, you're still playing Sanfrans d and yeah, growth, but
I'm not big into trust the playersin the first week back from being injured,
believe some multipique injury. Yeah,so I'm it feels weird, but
(01:05:29):
all right. So CMC, IUK Debo, I'm going kittled than JSN.
Now that's what Geno not playing.If Gino plays, I would put
for number four, I'd put Lockett. Now I put I'd put DK then
(01:05:56):
Lockett. Mm hmm. I'm gonnaassume Geno was playing. So I got
the same forty nine ers that thesame order you have them. So I
pretty much got CMC are you debo? And then I go Metcalf, and
then I might go I want tosay, kittle, I don't even lock.
(01:06:23):
It doesn't even sniff the sort ofif we had a healthy geno,
that actually would probably be a fungame. But you're gonna have at best
at banked of ginos, so it'sprobably gonna be a slaughter a little bit.
So just like, yeah, justkind of hoping for the first few
(01:06:46):
in saying fran I mean the Thanksgivinggames and s yeah, I don't mean
Bill couldn't get the job done.So yeah, yeah, you just kind
of helped the first few tuddies goto the white outs because the rest of
the game is going to be ifc Max starts scoring, then it's gonna
it's your white out. It's gonnabe irrelevant, all right. So oh
(01:07:10):
and I surely did put it inOakland, didn't I ship whatever? Minnesota
and Vegas? Gross gross gross forOakland boy Jefferson's gat first game back.
See wee yeah Dobbs versus Aiden ofthe Wow, this is kind of aiden,
(01:07:38):
Yeah, just because he has onea nobility and Conne doesn't I'm not
saying that Dobbs is fucking damn Marino. It's just he has an extra element
to his game. Yeah, topfive, I'm going, even though we
(01:07:58):
said that, I'm gonna go withAdams is number one. Oh, I
yeah, I guess I'll go.I'll go Jefferson number two. What the
(01:08:29):
hell is his name? What thehell is the running backs name? Jesus
Christ Jacobs or man? Yeah,there we go. No Jacobs, Yeah,
Christ can think of his name?Jacobs? No, actually, no,
I'm lying to you. I'm straightlined to you. Okay, Yeah,
(01:08:50):
I'm going Adams, Hockinson, jJ. Jacobs, and and I
think Addison will tumble into the endzone attention that JJ is gonna get.
I think we got the same playerswith just a different order. I know,
(01:09:13):
justin Jefferson just came back, butuntil he proves me otherwise, that
man is the greatest athlete on thefield. So I'm going to go JJ,
Davante Hawkinson, Jacobs, and finishout with Addison. Uh As Okay,
(01:09:44):
Denver the Chargers, Yeah, ohgod, who you start quarterback?
Russell or her Damn. That's ashame that Herbert doesn't kind of fell back
to the pack. He was likeelite at the beginning of the year,
(01:10:08):
but you digressed heavy. I stilldon't put him on Russell Wilson's level.
So I was still go with Herbertover Yeah, me too, me too.
God. Uh so I already knowwhat you want to be your number
(01:10:33):
one fantasy player that he hasn't beenperforming as such. They even talking about
they changing up the running back andI'm like, what are you Well,
you know what competition breeds, youknow results, So hey, maybe this
(01:10:55):
is the fire under echoes ass thatneeds to be lit. Yeah. So
I'm a ask you a gross question. Who do you start? Javonte or
Eckler. Well, like I toldyou any other year, I will probably
have a different answer for you.But because I got Javonte, I'm gonna
(01:11:17):
go Eckler all day. Oh God, I and and and and. To
be totally honest, I think Javonteis overhyped, to tell you the truth,
a great he he gets his hisprojections are fucking ridiculously high that the
(01:11:43):
announcers when they're talking about him,they got so much praise for him.
He has shown me nothing. Hisresults are fucking minimal at best. Don't
get me don't make me snap thefunk out. Fuck Javonte Williams. That's
all I can tell you. AllRight, I'm gonna say number one is
(01:12:04):
gonna be Cam Sutton damn oh ship. Yeah, I'm gonna go in Sutton,
Javante, Eccler. I guess allright, no, no, oh
(01:12:41):
god, yeah fuck this only havethree. So it's Sutton, Javante and
Eckler. You're crazy, Okay.My number one Keenan Allen, Oh ship,
I forgot about Keenan Allen. Happen. He is a monster, Doug.
Yeah he's Yeah, he's number one, my badon and yeah, so
(01:13:08):
I got four my bad Okay.That's why I was like, why are
you freaking out about cancer? Thatwas like, oh yeah, there's another
guy there. Yeah, I'm hyperfocused on my sadness for Keenan Allen is
my number one. Number two,I guess I gotta go. I gotta
(01:13:29):
go something with you. Number threeEckler four, I guess Javonte if he
wakes the funk up. And lastly, it's definitely not Judy, definitely not
uh any other Chargers receiver. Damnright, that's it. I don't have
(01:14:00):
Yeah, there's not a deaf one. That is it all right? And
to close out the four o'clock windowBuffalo at casey. Hmm. So it
is a better quarterback in this game, oh Mahome's yeah, easily. So
(01:14:32):
who do you start Gabe Davis orany receiver on the Chiefs that's not Travis
Kelsey. I would start Rashi Riceover Gave Davis. Okay, sure,
even though the snaps are down,I would start Rashid Rice over Gabe Davis
absolutely regardless of snaps circumstance. Blahblah blah mm hmm. Okay, So
(01:15:00):
I see you're jumping on the minefieldthat ceh here this week. I'm out
there, was like, which oneof you clowns is gonna get ce?
I thought you had already put inthe claim for him because you was one
above me. And I was justlike, I looked at my thing.
I was like, I got himbecause I already had McKennon. I didn't
think I was gonna get him.So I'm trotting a booth out there.
(01:15:23):
I don't give a fuck whichever onescores, I'm gonna get some points for
him. There is two reasons whyI didn't do it. One because I
literally had him earlier in the weekand I dropped him, so I was
gonna burn a claim on him.Two, i've seen him play football.
Not great. I lost, It'snot I did it from a long Remember
(01:15:44):
I told you I only burn waiversa lot of times on a player that's
gonna start more than one week.And from what they're saying, but Checko
might be you know, for hemight be on ir So even if I'm
going into the Concats, I atleast got a productive back. I don't
blame him. I get it.Oh, Diggs number one easily true?
(01:16:15):
Uh well no, actually no,Kelsey number one. Diggs or Kelsey,
they're interchangeable to me. Uh yeah, I'm going Diggs and yeah, at
the end of the day at tightend. So I'm gonna say Diggs first.
(01:16:36):
And on top of that, thebuffalo is gonna get down quick and
they're going to be passing like crazy. Yeah, So I go Diggs first,
then Kelsey and after that I'm goingJames Cook. I'm going James Cook,
Justin Watson. Yeah, okay,down dirty, damn you getting motherfucker.
(01:17:02):
You rolled up your sleeves and toget dirty, he said, I'm
fucking getting dirty and that, andthat man's in my starting lineup because you
got him? Yeah, how don'tyou? Oh you must have just picked
him up tonight because I thought hewas sitting there available. Now I got
him this morning. Oh okay.Yeah. So he seems to be probably
(01:17:29):
the most consistent, at least thelast few weeks. So hey, if
they got a mind meld, I'lljump on it for a little bit.
Riot see what happens. I'm puttingrice five. He he is the he
is the say the say flowers ofthis team like this. They line him
(01:17:50):
up everywhere. Yeah, and hejust doesn't get it unless he gets it,
and then it's like one catch forninety yards. It's like cool,
okay, all right, mineus ispretty much the same. Diggs Kelsey My
(01:18:10):
number three, you said, JamesCook. I don't know if I can
go as far as Cook. It'snumber three. I'm gonna go with the
Chiefs backfield, whether it's c hor McKennon. That's gonna be the number
three. Score number four riche right, okay, And lastly I'm in with
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Cook. Yeah okay? Cool?So I mean six man off the bench,
don't sleep gave the babe and don'tsleep the uh the young tighten.
Okay, oh yeah, hold on, hold on here, change your walk
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in order. I see you pickup knocks. But you're hoping for him
that he ain't gonna get on thattrain and just start producing that. Oh
yeah, that's I'm just gonna sitin there and see you see kind of
what happens because him and him andJosh they do have a relationship, so
mm hmmm. I think that justopens and opens and both up and both
being on the field. So allright, so yeah, let me rephrase
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here, uh Digg's Kelsey k couldbeat the third I did, and I'm
still gonna keep him there, KinkaidWatson over Resha team bias like a motherfucker's
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right this This mother can pick upa speake bug off the street and be
like that motherfucker is going to outperformPatrick Mahomes because he's my stink bug.
I mean, it's been happening thisyear. So I'm just saying, yeah,
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you got the juice, you gotthe you are two part this year,
you have the juice for so okay, well, hopefully I don't die
prematurely. That's two. That's jokesin an episode. Yes you did.
You just disrespected the ship out oftwo fucking icons in one episode. We're
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good. Well, big Biggie,your next he said, you you iconic.
Motherfucker's watch out because I'm coming foryour head or whatever's left of it.
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Oh good, all right. Sothis should be this should be a
fun game. This is the eighto'clock night, This is the eight o'clock
one billiot Dallas. Mm hmmm,damn you eat him up? Is Jalen
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that much better than Dak? Yeah, I guess so great. Yeah,
but I'm taking Dak. So youthink Dak is going to be the more
fantasy productive quarterback? Yes, Ithink I gotta point. I think I
think you got a point. Ithink I think I agree with you as
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far as because I think Philly isgonna run a little bit more. They're
gonna be a little bit more runcentric, a little bit more run heavy
than statistically what you need out aDack throwing the ball. So yeah,
fantasy wise, I mean over that. Yeah, I think Philly wins the
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game, but ye can be moreprotective fantasy wise, Yeah, I do
too. Okay, I agree there, yep. So here's my one question,
who do you start a J.Brown or CD. That is fucking
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like asking like who do you fuckyour mom or your grandma? Like what
that analogy? I shouldn't say it, but hey, you fucking you raping
motherfucking icons and ship. I canfucking rape grandma's and moms. No,
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nope, nope nope. Mm hmmmif it don't sound any better, but
we'll move forward to god uh damn. In real life, to me,
A J. Brown is the betterreceiver because he's more physical, he's more
gifted. But as far as fantasyproduction wise, I'm going CD. I
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gotta go CD because I'm going withIf I believe Dak is going to have
a better game than Jalen, Ihave to believe that CD lamb is going
to have a better game than fuckingAJ Brown. Plus Philly's defense ship too,
so mhmm. Philly's defense is shipanyway, so that doesn't that doesn't
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help or hurt. Oh top five, I'm going CD. I'm going a
j oh right by beIN a Jand it's not that big of a margin.
I'm going Swift, okay, oof, I'm going Foo. Talking different
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languages, he said, I'm gonnago Smith, then Pollard same here,
but I'm going different CD A.J. Swift, Pollard and then Smith.
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I don't blame it. I meanPaular has been on a bit of
a here here lately. He's actuallyfigured out how to get in honorable mentioned
to the tight ends. I mean, this is Dallas, Dallas Goddard's first
game back, and then for he'sa monster too. So I've given enough
love the tight end think themselves.I'm over it. Yeah, yeah,
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I don't. I don't feel greatabout Goddard. I don't know how you
come back from a broken fucking forearmin like three weeks. But fair enough,
I guess God, there's still twomore games. Christ Yeah, all
right, Monday, Green Bay andthe Giants. We know who's a better
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quarterback? Okay? Top four AaronJones is questionable, that's fine. Is
Jordan Love actually a good quarterback?Or is he like doing this whole I
just think he's on a hot street. I don't think he's a quarterback.
I kind of am in the sameYeah, I mean, I mean,
you know the NFL, they're quickannoint you one week and then quick to
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tear you down the next. Soyeah, I don't read into read between
the lines. Fuck the line I'mgonna say is gonna be number one in
this game? Okay, I feellike it's gonna get loose, just for
why the funck not? Okay?Oh uh he threw a straight blank muses
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like I mean Watson got rolled out, so yeah, yeah, but that
just yeah. I'm gonna go withDobbs and that's literally it. I have
two okay, number one, Likeyou said two, I'm gonna go.
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How's that blank feeling there for yourfriends? I feel like a fucking retarded
kid taking the test cross Jesus,like, m how do you not flex
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this game out and be like wasthis the one game? I want to
say the green Bay backfield, butI don't know who it is. The
backfield of green Bay is number twofor me. Either it's Dylan or Jones
or a combination of the two.Uh, either Dobbs or read To and
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uh no giants nowhere and that's that'sit. I would say green Bay's defense
is number four. Okay, Andhe snapped the week Tennessee at Miami.
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We already know who's the better quarterback. Yep, Will loves obviously, so
Tyreek. Obviously he'll heal and healand heal and heal. You know who
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I played this week? Hell,sure, dude, I play his counterpart.
I play Wattle. So okay,man, were both gonna be now
Here's ain't really done ships and Iguaring tee you. He snapped the funk
out this week because guess who he's. He's a walking ace bandage. He'll
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he'll, he'll, he'll miss thirtyof his snaps. So I'm going,
hell, hell, I'm going moststart, then I'm going a change,
doubling up, then King Henry,and now I'm sorry, I'm gonna go
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uh yeah, let's do Henry.Then Hot, I'm gonna go Hill.
Arnroll mentioned Miami's tight end smipe jumpin this bitch. He said, put
some little smipe up on my name. I'm gonna go Hill. Of course,
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moster a change or h yeah whatever, interesting okay, and I played
a chan Well then that's that's why. Okay, yeah, Henry really see
not really getting it. They're gonnahave to catch up, They're gonna have
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to do something. I go watter. Oh yeah, I forgot about him.
I've already put them on intro reserveand ship. Yeah enough m hmm.
But I don't. My only issuewith throwing wattle in there is because
they're gonna be up so quick andthey're yeah, they don't even need to
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pass it. That's gonna be thesame thing as with the Niners, Like
you better hope that if you gothell, he scores you, he scores
the first two because everything after that'sgonna be ran in true. So here
we go witching an hour week fourteen. Good luck everybody except for Bob and
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anybody else is playing in those otherleagues. No good luck for you.
But yeah, we'll see what happensman. So new format, so Tuesday
will be you know, and itall will pretty much it'll be this show
all congested with you know, therecap and you know, and then we'll
stay on top of the exes rightafter that and keep pushing forward. And
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then so everybody everybody kind of knowshere too, because I think we show
we figured this one out here too. I think when football season is over,
are we moving excess to Saturdays orare we keeping it on Wednesdays?
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I don't remember, Okay, probablyWednesdays. Oh no, I forgot,
No, we can record it wheneverday we won, Yeah, nevernever,
I mean instead of you know,trying to rush in on Saturday to do
it, I mean throughout the weeks. Finally me. Yeah, okay,
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well yeah, stuff, biggie,I'm coming for your ass. He is
out to disrespect every icon out there. Yes, sir, The Beatles,
y'all coming too. There Beetles aresuperted, most overrated band of all time.
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Fuck the Beatles. You're fucking crazy, okay, says the black guy.
All right, whatever, fuck you. Fuck the Beatles