Episode 28 - playoffs starting. - Footbald

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Yah h h h. Brought toyou by Protein Chic. Yeah yeah,

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it's the Quiet Store. Oh man. Hi, boys and girls, Welcome
to week fifth team or is uhplayoffs of the playoffs. For those of
you that have buys, you're gonnasit back, You're gonna chill and watch

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everybody clamor over each other to getto you the next round. If it
sounds like I got a little bitmore pepped in my step or happiness in
my voice, it's correct. Hefinally got laid. This year has been

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very bleak in all my leagues,and in our league. Through the miracle
of I don't know, I don'tknow how two six and eight teams got
in, but somehow, through themiracle of me picking up and scoring more
points throughout the weeks, as wellas everyone that had to beat everyone pretty

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much, I needed Rich here tobeat the Sun, which was sad in
itself, and Rich almost slipped uphere. He almost slipped up here because
if Tyreek Hill would have played thatwhole game, yep, I would be
sitting here telling y'all how pissed offI am and how the shit never breaks
my way. They never breaks myway. But after last night, I

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was the happiest I've been in along time as far as fantasy wise,
because not only did I get intothe playoffs, somehow, some way,
my other league, who I don'treally care for, I was down by
like I was down like seventy tolike a buck eighteen or something like that.

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And I had three players going.I had Moster Hockins, boy,
I had Moster Hopkins and Derrick Henryand they all live and I won that
game. I'm like man for thefirst time. Somehow, some way it
broke my way. So one week, the last week of the year and
in my one league, I actuallywon. In Andrews League and I was

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the highest score, and they havea system where whoever's the highest score of
the week get a separate payout,like a quick little seventeen dollars per week.
Like everybody chipped in one hundred andtwenty this year, so every week
for something somehow one hundred and twentydollars. Well, no, what is
that? Was that? Two hundredand forty dollars, So twenty dollars,

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twelve players and it basically over fourteenweeks, whoever's the high score of the
week gets seventeen dollars right on thespot, like a just a weekly like
a payout, you know, AndI went the whole entire year, got
close. Never did it. Thiswas the it was like, this was

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like the week from Like, sonow I feel like Lil Wayne, I'm
going in. I'm going in.I'm going when I got I put my
hand behind my back like I'm gettingin. I'm getting in. I can't
believe I'm actually in it. NowI play Bob again. It's like,

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oh, New Orleans, ain'ts playingAtlanta back in the day, and then
they turn around, they play eachother at the end of the season.
Then they turn around play each otherright again in the playoffs. You got
a home and home series there.Yeah, so it's an insurmountable task.
But I'm actually actually it's funny becauseBob. Bob messaged me today and uh

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it's what he said. Uh,it's like I played Germanic in like I
played Germane again. Yeah, sure, do so fun you get to do
it again. He's like, poorguy, fought so hard to get in.
Just get bulldozed again. Like,yeah, I think he beat me
all three times because I think I'vealready played him. Yeah, I played

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him once in the beginning of theyear. Yeah, hold on, I
might have beat him in the beginningof the year. Can you check that
real quick? Because it's you.It's easier for you than me. Yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, whatwhat week do you know? Uh uh,
I'll say week four? Maybe,yeah, because I think I started
off with Kemp then I played yourson. No, I started off with

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your son and I played I playedyou, then I played ball. I
think it wasn't. I wasn't.Four. Five? Uh five? Yeah?
Five? You beat you handedly?He beat me all three times.
Yeah, well, this ain't thethird job. I'm just calmed myself out
of the place. I mean,considering the all time worst Fantasy year I

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had in four leagues. Yeah,I'm just happy to have some type of
success in one and getting into playsome teams. I mean, you know
how around here we're spoiled as faras Pittsburgh fans. Getting in the playoffs
ain't good enough. But for someteams like You're Houston's and Clevelands and those

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teams that barely get it, thatnever got in, just getting in is
good enough for them. So that'slike my little championship. You know.
If I go any further. Ohhell, somehow, but boss people hit
on spot and I'm like, didhe peak too early? That's the only
little bit of hope I can givemyself because if you look at all his

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players, the motherfucking bums of thebombs hit hard, like Clinton Johnston from
the Chargers. Yeah, it's realinteresting, probably like seven to ten points
all year. Play me. Hedrops eighteen, Zeke Elliott drops thirty.

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I see. I don't see allof that happening again. So that's the
only thing that gives me a littlebit of hope. He can't hit hard
two weeks in the row, buthe has the squad to do it.
He definitely does. And it's weirdbecause even Bob himself has said the team's
fucking trash man, like, Idon't know, it's garbage. I'm like,

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well, you keep saying that,but you keep putting up three hundred.
So his team to me is likeDerrick Henry as the game goes on.
Yeah, in the beginning he mightnot have looked at that strong,
but as the week school went on, he picked up steam and start blowing
cats out. I'm like, Damn, Bob's a problem. I probably I

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think I had the worst week I'vehad all week for all year, and
I've never seen you've not hit twohundred. Yeah. Yeah, and once
again it shipped to bed pretty much. Yeah. And I had two straight
weeks of Noel Brown getting zero yeah. And Gabe, I'm so done with

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that, dude. Like I mean, well, I'm done with them all
period. And but even in myconcis and the other I'm like, oh
oh, oh, interesting thing.I'm not sure why, but it's not
showing. It was like all theCONTI said, wow, and they went
in the settings and I'm like,there's nothing. I don't think there's anything

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off here. I didn't touch anything. No, But if you go to
the week after that, they havethey haven't set up. And I'm like,
so what they all get about?You know what, maybe because it's
only four teams. It's only fourteams left. Yeah yeah, okay,
that makes sense. Okay, allright, never mind, because I'm like,

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you go to the week after,so whoever is still playing, they
do got they just got to sitout a week, but they do got
to pay attention to week fifteen ifthey're interested in any of the you know,
getting the first pick. Yeah,So before we kind of cover the
week. Yeah, so I beatthe kid, thank god, the Tyreek

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Hill getting sucked up. Yeah,And when he left, I was like,
this is this is it? Andthen when he came back, I
was like, what is you doingback in the game. Listen. When
I saw this sleeper alert come up, I'm like, oh no, Like
I got real happy, and Iwas like, I want to go tell

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Tiff, but I don't want totell Tiff because I don't want to fuck
up. I don't want to putit out in the ether get too happy
too soon. Wait, because thatwas pretty much mainly. And I'm sitting
here looking looking at read Go becausehe had read and him down too.
I was like, damn, AndI'm sitting here like, yo, calm
the fuck down. What are wedoing here? But I was I was

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rooting just as hard as you wasfor your team because I need. Like
I said, there's certain scenarios.I start doing the math and I was
like, yeah, if Kim beatSteady and you beat your son and then
the ballers, dude, you know, he was already set to be beaten.
And you know, I just lookedat pretty much and then I seen
the dude meet check was already outof it. So I'm like, I

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just need four teams to score lessthan me, or to be I have
a worst record. Two teams hadworst records, they were five and nine,
and then the two other six andeight teams outscored him somehow. My
thing is because I wanted to buyand because Taylor he won, that,

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you know, made me have tobe in a situation where I had you
would have lost. Bob would havejumped in there and grabbed about yeah,
and I would have been in third, yep, because I would have because
Bob would have outscored me. Andyou know, obviously he was eight and
five, I was nine and four. Me and Taylor were nine and four.
So Taylor won, he gets bootedup and then Bob takes my So

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I'm sitting here like, who wouldhave thought this is would have came down
to this? But hey, ifyou would have never heard the end of
it for your son here to belike, yeah, he would have been
heavy if he would have even understoodhe puts you out, but he would
have been happy, you know.Interestingly enough, I asked him. I
was like, because I'm like justtalking a little bit of shit like this

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morning and whatever. He doesn't.He didn't even care. I'm like,
that's what I'm saying. That's whatI'm like. I mean a little bit
sour. He's like, no,like fuck did he have did he he?
That's why I was thinking to myself, like do you even know he
got you by the rope or getyou on the coals and and the short
and curly. I was like,I don't think he even even care acknowledges

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it. So that's what I'm saying. I'm glad I got in. I'm
not saying that he didn't deserve too, but it's like, at least I
care. I care very much.Yeah, and once again first year kind
of you know, now he gotthe first year under his belt, you
know, kind of see how itgoes from there. See if he wants
to keep doing it. Yeah,yeah, that's a question for the off

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season. But and then the campguy, he must I think he stopped
paying attention because I text him earlierand I was just like, I don't
know how we're losing records. Weboth got in. I was like,
let's make some noise, and hetexts back about twenty minutes later, was
like, you bullshitting, Like hedidn't even know, Like he didn't even
know. I was like, yes, look you look at the standards.

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He was like, oh my god, I got in. So you know
he's pumped too, you know,can't believe we even got in. So
and I think he plays Timmy.Yeah. So the one thing I will
say to all the folks, uhthat have buys, pay attention, even

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though you have a bye week,pay attention. This is because I will
tell you in this league, theobviously the eliminated teams are locked, so
they can't do anything. There's noadded subtracting. You don't get up,
you don't get a part in thatplay. So pay attention to you if
you do the wave waiver priority,pay attention because even if you're you know,

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let's say your number five on thedocket in one, two, three,
four are the people that are eliminated, Well guess what, you're actually
now number one, number one,So pay attention to that. Make moves
if you have to. I'm notadvocating being a dick, but hey,
you know sometimes I mean I wasglad at that when I got in.

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Is that outscore the ballers, dude, So you didn't have to tweak or
tinker or anything, so I naturally, yeah, I was glad about that
too, because I'm like, I'mreally not trying to go in here and
move the shit around, Like gladI didn't have to tink me. I've

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noticed in certain leagues and years pastyou want to pay attention to high your
team scores during the bye week becauseI've had unfortunate events where my team went
fucking ham Sandwich on that bye weekand I didn't get a chance to really
use the points, and then thenext week I got deep because I'm almost
peaked too early. So not sayingpay attention just to see if your team

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peaked too early, but if theyscore, okay, that's probably not a
bad sign. It's probably good thatthey waited. They're gonna wait till the
week after when you get all thechips on the line. Crazy, because
I've definitely had that happen where myteam went crazy the week that I was
on the buy, but I didn'tget a chance to get any of those

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hoots. It's crazy. Anything supernoteworthy for the week that was justin Jefferson
owners, Yeah, you somehow madethe playoffs holding on to that guy and
you try them out there the thewitching hour week to get in the playoffs.

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I know you next time his namefloats during the draft, I'm pretty
sure everybody that got dressed in differentin this year is not drafting him next
year. Damn. They're going toprobably stay away from him because the way
he treated them this year. Imean, he got one pass and he
got hitting. He didn't even lookthat vicious. No, he got hit

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pretty hard across them. It's justI don't know, I think there's more
location than like velocity. Yeah,I mean, I don't know for those
of you, you know that's trappingthem out or somehow you made the playoffs,
because most of the time, ifyou drafted justin Jefferson, you probably
didn't recoperate from that unless you youpicked up a pook and the coop off
the waive or something. Yeah.I mean it's not saying it's impossible to

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recover from, but trust me froma nick Chub owner, that went down
and kind of hard, I meanshe never got right. Well, I
mean I'm an echloroder and that basicallyhe wasn't there for six weeks and he
barely showed up for about the otherwhat eight Yeah, when they started talking

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about fucking rotating him. I waslike, dang, what the hell's going
on here? Well, apparently therewere some repercussions to that, so that
that's interesting to see. Yeah,the only significant other news to me really
is Herbert so os pad any skillsposition players if you're counting on Easton stick

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where the hell's guy's name is,good luck to you. Yeah, but
this has been a year to backup though. Yeah, but you know
what, man, it sucks forme because once again I traded for Palmer
and now it's like Timmy, finallyfucking you got a condom sticking out your

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heads? Are you's condom? Becausehe got you? Yeah? That's a
bad beat right there. Man,we got you as million times as you
got him. He finally got you. Bet Yeah. I know there's a
whole bunch of controversy over the wholeMahomes thing. I have no problem with
it. I mean, Kadarius Tonyis one dumb ass receiver, I tell

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you that, and he he's gotto drop his hands. I mean,
that dude has the potential to beso much better. But he definitely looks
like a guy that's more worried abouthanging in the corner and putting gold with
brills in his front. He doesn'tstudy film, he doesn't. He just
tries to show up and play.Yeah, he he would dedicate himself a
little bit. He could be agreat player, but he's a he's a

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he's a cerebral rise. He's apretty dumb player. Yeah, but I
have no problem with Mahomes kind oflosing his ship people acting like a little
kid or whatever. I mean,I like the passion in the fire and
oh he embarrassed himself and I don'tthink so. Not really, no,

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not at all. He's fiery wrongwith that. A lot of people,
a lot of just shows in theESPs. They was like, oh,
well he had so many calls goesaway And I thought about it, Yeah,
okay, lot of holls go hisway. So I mean, I
mean, what does that mean.You don't tell him that he like,

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you can't tell him he can't getemotional. I mean, well, that's
the thing that annoyed me with allthese pundits saying this, that and the
other. I'm like, well,it's a damned if you do. Damned
if you don't imagine if he didn'tdo anything, and he was he was
stoic faced on the sideline when theship happened, then like, oh he
don't give a fuck, So whichone is it? You can't win?

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Yeah? Uh. Nothing else wasreally like kind of mind bending on Sunday.
I mean, I thought the Eagleswill be way more competitive, but
yeah, I don't know what's goingon there. That's worrisome a little bit.
Yeah, it's like it's saying Franreally put up. I mean,

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I ain't gonna say the blueprint becauseyou could put the blueprint out all you
want, but if you don't gotthe personnel to do what the fuck saying
Fran did, then it doesn't matterwhat blueprint you got out there. If
you ain't got the teammates to doit, then you can't shut them down.
But I don't know. I thoughtI was gonna be I was like,
oh my god, finally he doesn'tplay in the rain. He can
go your hand. And it waslike yeah, hard no, he said

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a hard no. It seemed likeevery time they were getting going where you
shouldn't because I remember I got jailHurdson Brown too, and I'm sitting up
here like okay, he's gonna putit in the inside and then something stupid
like a Davante Smith fumble or somewoofy turn. What the fuck? It
was like ever, every time thatday was getting going and it was just

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about to cross the twenty to startscoring, some goofy shit happened, and
then it was just like, Okay, it's Dallas's ball again, Like Dallas
had the ball the whole game.Yeah. Yeah, it's funny because people
are like, is it finally Dallas'year? No, No, I don't.

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I don't anoint Dallas that quickly.I never do no ship like that.
Dallas is gonna be Dallas. They'regonna get in them playoffs and they're
gonna crumble like they always do.Yeah, you take CD away from that
team, what do you have?Don't worry. I'll wait and they know
and they go into every year withthat same line. It's like in today's

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NFL you need two receivers. Youneed both receivers to take pressure off each
other. That's why Buffalo ain't gonnanever go nowhere because it's it's Stefun Diggs.
And once you find a way totake him out of the game,
who else is stepping up? Itain't gave to blow the fucking babe to
tell you that. I mean,it's kinkaid, but yeah, I get

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it. Esus the tight end mmhmm. Yeah. What was it?
Was that the Cleveland and jackson newall, No, that's this week Jacksonville.

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That was a bit of a backand forth affair. Yeah, yeah,
they were going at it. Iknow. Right after that game, I
noticed that the coach that that theircoach is like the Stefanski dude, it's
like real stock. He doesn't reallyshow emotion. He was smiling hill on
that sideline. I was like,dang, is this the happiest heest been?
And then soon as that game wasover. Immediately after that game was

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over, dude was like Joe Flacco'sI started for the rest of the year,
Like he's better than fucking this statistically, he absolutely is. Yeah,
I mean you find no joker.I know, no joker. Was like,
Mam, I ain't had two touchdownsever in a game. Yeah,
he made all of them look alot better. Yeah, it's super weird.

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I don't get it. I'd beso embarrassed, like as another quarterback
on the team and seeing from thecouch Flaco, Yeah, come in and
just outperform the hell, are youright? Like week twelve? Hey,

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what are you doing? I wasgetting hammered at the bar. I want
to come play football. You guysgonna pay me? Yeah, all right,
Yeah, we're gonna do a thing. I'll grow my beard out again.
Meanwhile, Deshaun Watsons been going overthat same playbook since any camp and
he still couldn't get it because thisbean head ass can't fucking read crazy mm

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hmm uh anything else you want toget into? Uh this week? No,
let's turn the page. Let's getit. Let's get it. God.

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Thursday, it's Chargers against the Raiders. Oh my goodness, Oh my
goodness. Oh one quick thing beforewe get into the any waiver where anybody
just set their eyeut there? Idon't see nobody. If Josh Jacobs don't
play, I think that's a mereMere White. Now. I wouldn't even

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play with that in a regular ina regular league or our league either.
Or kay Dalton Schultz is on ourwaiver. Yeah, I was like,
what the hell is wrong with tip? Uh? Timmy, that's what's wrong.

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De Marcus Robbinson is on there.I don't know. We'll see about
that. He's on a bit ofadding him last week, but then I
was just like, that's chasing thepoints, so I kind of just left
him there. Yeah, but it'stwo weeks in a row where he's now
Yeah, now it's a bigger casefor it. Yeah. Yeah, And
we were completely wrong about Cooper Cup. So I apologize, mister Cup.

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I told you still I would startinghim over certain people. I was still
trying them out, but I wasgonna come over one hundred. Yeah.
Well, let's take a look here, Let's see what see what else is
on this wire. I know it'spretty bare, like it always is.
I mean, Flacco is literally onthe wire. I mean in the playoffs.

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Jesus Christ, I don't do thatto yourself. I don't know if
you ain't got your quarterback set,I don't even know if he would be
Yeah, I mean, I meanto too sitting out there, but he
has a concussion, So who knowswhat's happening there? And realistically, who
knows how much of the mark youknow, is it the Marcus Robinson?

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Marcus Robinson who knows how much ofhis play is coming via because of at
Will? We talked about that Tillmankid. I mean, what did he
do last week a bunch of fuckingall. Okay, cool, Yeah he

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didn't do nothing. Yeah, notmuch there. Let's look at the running
backs here. It's our, it'sour, both of our babies, daddies.
Uh Corderio, Paris Patterson. Uhhuh, that's really about I mean
Delvin Colok. If you hate yourself, yeah, I mean you got Logan

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Thomas. He has a really reallyplus matchup, but he's lost all with
how back there. I got nofaith Juwan Johnson, last year's sweetheart.
Yeah, last year, you wouldnot let that man score for you.

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I wouldn't kept scorn every week andyou just kept saying, man, no,
he proved it to you weekend andweek ago, and you would not
score. Sure dead. Yeah hewas my my bench bitch, and that
was great. Mmm oh jeez,what a dummy. Yeah, so let's

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get match ups, okay, ThursdayChargers Raiders quarterback eight and O'Connor and Easton
Stick what a fucking name. Iknow, the one dude, he was
like, what world are we livingin when we're talking about Easton Stick?
He said, those words have neverbeen uttered ever. You know, that's

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actually a hockey that's actually a hockeystick. Maker. Oh, I didn't
know. I ain't know what Gettmeant. I'm like, who named the
child Easton hockey? Love and dead? I tell you that something m of
courl. Can you trust anybody inthe Chargers right now? I know Eckler.

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Eckler did Eckler things sorta last week, which you know. Good.
You make my heart happy, thankyou. Yeah, apparently you need someone
to fire grass up to get youto play football correctly. I mean fantasy

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players, I would consider playing ina desperate pinch. Yes, Eckler of
course, can't sit Keenan Allen down. He maybe setting himself down and I
don't know if he's going to goOh for real, he's hurt. Yeah,
oh, Everett, I got thetight end. But I have no
faith in Easton. I don't.I ain't gonna say I ain't got no

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faith. I just don't have notape. I don't know what he does,
right. He looked good at thesecond half, but means nothing.
He could have been just reacting offof, you know, just being in
the game. But then when theyput in the game playing it could be
totally different. Mm So, outof the two quarterbacks, eight and O'Connell
I would guess would be the bestone out of the two because he has

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more tape and I guess he hasmore experience. Top Fantasy scorer in this
game, Davante probably. I don'tknow if Jacobs is going. Yeah,
I wouldn't count on it, honestly, the way he was limping and he
didn't he didn't practice today, whichnot really super surprised, but it is

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basically like the Friday practice today.So yeah, I wouldn't count on him
going. The same. Maybe JakobeMyers, Keenan Allen. It would be
Davante, Keenan Allen if he's playing. Dan still want to stay Atler,

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I don't. I don't know.He's still got to tell a number.
Number one is going to be acularfor me. Mmmm because literally the whole
offense, he may even punt theball like that went through the offense down
to just it's gonna be an Ecklerbasis, especially if Keenan's out. Shit,
I get it, everyone's gonna focuson Eckler, I get it.

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But he's not just a running back. He's he's a pass catcher, he's
a you know, you know,modern day you know, he can't cover
them all the time, like hecan do something, and if you unlock
the motherfucker, Like if you stopputting him in situations where it's like,
hey there's eight in the box,it's run up the middle. What stop

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it. They need to treat himmore like cam Camara. They need to
just get him out. Used to, man, they fucking used to.
Yeah, I don't know. That'sthat's the trippy thing about it. It's
like, you use this dude theway he should have been used, and
you're like, hey, let's changeit. Why reasons were trying something new?

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Right, but like everyone liked whatyou used to make. I get
it, But like what if wedo something completely different? They mean it
like that. It's like, okay, famous chili, right, and everybody
comes from miles to get a ballof this famous chili, and I just
change it up. You bring They'relike the fuck man, we're trying something

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new. Seeing we break it.They come out there, you got a
can open, you're opening up horrormel. It's like he said, horror,
male chili. You fucking hate itwith a lighter. You're not even put
it in the microack cracking looking turnedthe warror maale. But yeah, I

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still say Davante, And I saidKeenan if he's playing, but no,
I would go Eckler, then Keenan. If he's playing, then Jacoby Myers,
and then if Jacob's player will beJacobs. Yeah. I I don't
count on Keenan or I mean probablyI feel better about Keenan than I'm sorry

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or Jacob's. I feel better aboutKeenan, I don't. I don't think
there's a chance. Jacobs goes likedid you see him on the sideline?
Like it did not look good?I didn't know. Yeah, he was
like dragging his leg basically, Ohwell, you see what happened with what's

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his name from the Jaguars. Thismotherfucker was going on a four week he
did a Cooper Cup, he wassupposed to be going on I R and
he playing the next week. I'mlike, I get it, but this
is like a three day turnaround.Four day turnaround. I mean that's you
don't even got Sunday. Yeah,okay, but I will say Eckler feels

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like it's it's a he gets enoughan upgrade. Is there anybody on your
squad being it you have a bye? Is there anybody on your squad you
didn't feel you felt queasy about thisweekend. You glad that you don't gotta
try them out there this week.No Brown, Now, I get it,

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came he was coming off of aninjury. Then he played the Jets
the next week, so I getit. But yeah, concussion protocol,
that's a worry too. I mean, but the thing is cool, great,
wonderful, grand But the problem isTank has been gone for two weeks.
Now. You you mean to tellhim like you couldn't get you couldn't

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get a catch, he said,get a catch for the negative two yards
at least, like do something likeyou have just disappeared. I don't understand
about Bobby Trees either. It's likehe's been gone, and it's like you
would think that their usage for BobbyTrees would go up. No, I

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mean, Strout was just kept goingto Nicols, even Collins. Yeah,
and Noah Brown still didn't get acatch. I don't understand that. I
mean, I don't know if Idon't know if Nico is gonna be okay
because he reaggrevated the same cap injuriesthat took him out went down like the

(34:37):
first quarter, and you would thinkfor the rest of the game, Noah
Brown would have got peppered. Yeah. Oh, let's see. It's actually
a really good question. I likethat, what did he even throw to?
Like, I don't I know,not Manys wasn't there? I mean,

(35:00):
like, who was he throwing itto. Wasn't that Metchi kid.
Because of that, I've been watchinghim make I'm thinking he gonna blow up,
but he won't blow up. Heagree got hurt throwing it to that
Mechi kid. Ironically enough, I'dlike to see Moss play this week,
but uh, dumb ass Steelers.Yeah, but they're saying that Taylor might

(35:29):
suit up so and then by thetime you play the next week, Taylor
might be healthy. Yeah and cool. I mean I didn't have to invest
any you know, waiver priority forhim, so it's a bit of a
you know, okay, cool whatever. You literally did nothing for me for

(35:52):
the two weeks that you could havedone something for me. Luckily, well
not luckily. I lost the onegame and Damnar lost the secondary game.
Not saying it's because of you,but motherfucker you didn't hope. So yeah,
kind of went back to the ZachMoss that we all kind of thought
he was the one that was theone that was in Buffalo. Yeah,
and it's like you did you blowyour load already? Bub or what the

(36:17):
what's up? Man? So yeah, uh, I don't know what the
fucking thing there. I'm I'm almostglad to hear Taylor is gonna come back
potentially early, so I can justnot deal with that decision, yeah,
because I just don't want to doit. Like that's not enjoyable. That

(36:37):
was not fun. Yeah, itwasn't. Yeah, well all right,
all right, let's get the Saturdaygames. Now, We've got a triple
header on Saturday because I don't fuckingknow reasons, I guess. Yeah,
I'm actually gonna have something to dothis Saturday. Yeah, there you go.

(37:00):
Besides my laundry, I got somethingto do. Well. The early
game is Minnesota at Cincy. Dang, you see how fast that Josh Dark's
train fucking came to a Hope andyou see how bad he was looking,
his fucking O'Hair growing ass. Yeah, I don't know. I mean like
when he first got there. Mostteams, man, they want you to

(37:23):
find the superstars and get them theball. That's all you need to do.
And when he first got there,he was getting the ball to Addison.
He was getting into Hawkinson and hewas getting into you know, running
back saying, you know, hegot it to the occasional reseav He even
got it to Brandon Power a coupleof times. Then he just stopped.
Like I think it took damn nearto the second quarter before Hawkinson got his

(37:50):
first catch. Then trust me,I got Hawkinson. So I'm looking like
damn and that game was zero zerountil the last minute, Like, yeah,
that was a weird fucking situation.Yeah, so how do you know
your storm? I don't think hecan. And I think this is why
he isn't the starter in the league. Like, remember we talked about that

(38:14):
backup ship. You only you onlylook good for so long before teams catch
up to your mannerisms and your habitsand then they fucking shut you down.
Yeah, I mean it makes sensewhy he can't. Like, no one's
like, oh, we want youto start. It's like you're confident enough,

(38:36):
like you were. Who do wecall ham salad? Was that was
that Adam feeling? No? Iused to call uh Minshew's Yeah, Minshew
is ham salad? Yakay? Yeah, so he's quarterbacks. They're all fine.
And Danny and they're the great andsliced bread and then eventually they get

(38:58):
they get exposed why they're not afranchise quarterback. Yeah, and you know
it sucks because it seems like it'sa nice story and fun and great and
that's that's good. That's good.But like you don't win games with your
story. Friend. Yeah, yousure as he'll don't that d back that

(39:19):
when you throw that ball to thewrong ear, that d bac that's about
to pick it off, he don'tstop and say, but the man has
a two stories, so he dropsthe damn interception, right. No,
So I got a few little pointshere. Is Jake Brown and good or
is or or did we just talkabout Dobbs? And is he like the

(39:40):
next kind of Dobbs esque player yetto be determined. I mean, he
only got they only got two weeksof film on him, and somehow he
lost to the fucking Steelers. Idon't know how you lose to them when
Bailey Zappy led him to fuck upvery careful. He looks like he's working

(40:04):
the system. And then a lotof those times that's what they're doing.
They don't have the ability to reallystep out and improvise and you know,
make their own call. So oncea team attacks the system and forces that
quarterback to improve and to come upoff the system and make a read on
their own, that's when they showedtheir So so far, I guess they

(40:28):
haven't caught up to whatever system needs, you know, in and running and
how what his first read is andstuff like that, because I don't recall
Jamar Chase and doing too much.I mean, he's been a little bit,
but he's still utilizing his tight ends. That Tanner Hudson dude keeps he

(40:49):
keeps scoring. So what about thatyoung that young kid fucking uh oh guard
the back of the mix and Ican't think of his name, Oh,
Chase Brown. He looks at it. Yeah, you wonder if they actually
finally have a secondary back. Mixinghas been the war courts for quite some

(41:10):
time. He they never had.He ran before he went to Denver.
But Mixing is always trying his bestto get hurt, and somehow or another,
he hasn't really done that this year, which is weird because he's carried
the full load. So it's almostlike, are you better if you just
are always on the field or what'sup? Like, I don't know.

(41:32):
I don't know, all right,So I do have a question here,
and it kind of kind of worksout because it's back to back. Who
is the bigger bust pick this year? JJ or Eckler. I'm gonna say
j J because he he's been outlong. I mean, Ecler giving you

(41:58):
zeros or under ten points, it'sstill better than him just flat out not
giving you nothing. We can andweek out and you don't even have any
hope that he's on the score.So here's late. Well, here's my
retort, because you could have pickedsomebody up in place of him. Now,
it may not obviously be on JJ'slevel, but I feel like getting

(42:25):
something that you expect out of alower tiered player is better than vastly underperforming
for a star. And it maybe like recency biased or maybe just biased
on my side because I have him, but I kind of feel like I
would have rather he's actually won yousome games and he had to do,

(42:47):
you know, I mean those othergames that JJ has just been flat zero,
no hope, none at all.But as far as a star supposedly
start at underperformed we can week out. I know that all too well.
With Jerry Judy every week, andthey project him very hot every week,
just to furder tempt you to startthem. It's called star that's how they

(43:14):
project him. If you look athis project's weekend and week out. I
remember at the beginning of the yearthey was projected to do for sixteen plus
a game, and then it's finallyslowly start coming down. Now it's about
ten a game. They still projectthem and it's like you you just sit
there and you're like, I can'tsit that on bench when you should have

(43:34):
that man had three points this lastweek. I'm like, three points or
fucking receiver. Damn. Yeah.And the very next week they got him
projected high as hell. I'm notsaying he's a full blown start, but
I'm saying they are projecting him forhigh points every week, and it's like,

(43:55):
yeah, look like they do thegame. It's like, I bet
you you look at Gabe's projection,I bet you was ten plus. Shut
your shut your horror mouth. Uh. I think we already kind of covered
the last little point. I wasgonna say it's mullins an upgrade, but

(44:19):
I mean that's to be seen.But yeah, so out of the two
quarterbacks, I would take Brownie.I think he would have the better fantasy
performance because, like you said,the jury still out on on Mullins.
Who's the top performer in this game? Uh, I mean it's gonna be
Chase Well, hm hmmm, I'mgoing Mexan. Actually, I'm gonna go

(44:45):
with mix first. Yeah, yeah, I'm going. I don't. I
don't know if Mullins is gonna beable to find j J. I don't.
I'm I'm I'm going Hockinson for numbertwo. Yeah, because usually a
lot of new quarterbacks or bad littlerookies, they they they peppered their tight

(45:06):
ends until they get comfortable enough tothrow it outside the numbers. I mean,
and Madison's out probably for the playoffs, so or the fantasy playoffs at
least. So, oh, it'smy Chandler, dude, who he's up?
Yeah, but he's not. He'snot ship So yeah, he's not
an upgrade or anything like that.Yeah, So and just go chasing third,

(45:30):
I guess, I mean, yeah, Chase, and then who knows
what you got. They're going toforce it to JJ if he plays.
Yeah, and other teams know that. Yeah, but you could steal that

(45:50):
Addison though, I mean, likewe just don't know what we have with
Mullins. Like that's the thing,Like we have no idea what he can.
Actually, it's not like he's beengetting reps, you know, it's
you know, he just came offir and it's like, all right,
well cool. So I don't know, that's probably gonna be a real shitty

(46:13):
game to have to endure. SoI'm pretty happy I'm working. M Oh
yeah, you gotta work on Saturdays. Yeah, believe me. I am
looking at these matchups there. I'mI'm not I'm not sad about it.
I'm not jealous. So Steelers ofColts is next? Oh god yeah,

(46:37):
Minshos definitely the better quarterback. Handsthough, even if Kitty Pickett was playing
Min'sho was the better quarterback definitely overMitch. I don't know. This is
the ship I'm talking about that MikeTomlin needs to be fired for because he
makes he waits too long to makesignificant decisions. You should be on and
you should be moved on and onto make Rudolph At this point, what

(47:00):
more do you need to see outof mister Whisky? Four more interceptions before
you realize that this Like how longdid it take him to fire Mac Canada.
Like it's one of those things wherehe takes too long to make decisions
that everybody in the world knows themake do this, do this, and
then the whole crowd says do this, and he still waits another couple of

(47:22):
weeks before you do it. It'slike, what the fuck? So,
uh, we don't have to talkabout the quarterbacks. Okay, top performer
in this game, Pittman, yep, number two. No, he said,

(47:47):
no, you can't make me theColt's running back number three, Jayleen
Warren. I guess, uh,there's too man, there's there's not like

(48:09):
that is fell off never memory's downall of a sudden, like what happened
to him? Yeah, I onceagain one of those dumb Thingsre's like,
hey, you have this other studNah. I don't want to win games,
I know, bitch. That's theTampa Bay Mike Evans treatment where he's

(48:31):
like, Okay, you gotta start. That's on the other side. That's
been it's been consistent. Godwin,We'll go with Mike Evans over and over
and over. We're good well withthat being said, though, at least
in Tampa Bay, that ship works. So but Mike Evans is also as

(48:54):
superhuman. So yeah, this gameis gonna be terrible, absolutely miserable.
I once again, thank god I'mworking. Yeah, very happy. Yeah
that's it. I don't have anythingelse for you. Yeah, I mean
that's fine. Oh no, ohuh, well hold on, I should

(49:17):
be Yeah, I'll be done bythis one. So Denver Lions so feudal
things. Is Denver like the leastexciting team in the league. They really
are. They're like they have Therewas like Stillers two point zero, like
early in the Stillers where they werewinning somehow winning games, but the ugliest

(49:38):
way you can win, and theyhave continued to do it. This is
like Denver is like eating vanilla icecream with like vanilla sauce, like so
vanilla just just boring as shit,Like it's just there's nothing about it.

(50:00):
It's that's exciting. No, justbetter quarterback here of course. Golf uh
he well he needs to get hisship together because well, I mean,
he doesn't play well outside, doesn't. I don't know why, stop being

(50:22):
such a pussy. He is anindoor cat, as they joke, he
is a domesticated indoor cat. Yehhmhmm, we had it wrong. As
far as top scores, last week, it was the Gibbs fellaw that Monty

(50:44):
was gonna go hand because he wasplaying his own team, Manta only showed
up. I was like, what, Yeah, okay, Well, when
you have like that dual back set, it's it's super hard. I feel
that, you know, because it'sreally you're gonna ride that hot hand,

(51:06):
and you know, if one ofthem come out and they're just they're firing,
and then they're gonna get the rock, simple as that. Yeah,
who had a bad game, ButI think still say top performer probably would
be either one of the Detroit basewe're trying to think. I know,

(51:30):
the Sun guy had a terrible gamelast time. I don't know if he
consistently does that. He usually does. Yeah, so I want to say
Sun God is number one. HGibbs are Monty mhm until proven otherwise I'm
gonna have to go Gibbs, thenMonty, then Sudden, then Williams last

(51:54):
no, no God, damn uhuh. I'm gonna go Sutton and then
Laporta and then that's it. Yeah. He's like, like I said,

(52:15):
he's the most over hyped slow assback that I know. Like they hype
him up so much and he hasno production to stand behind it. Well,
number one, I'm going Sudden damn. Okay, they don't have to
stay in it. So Detroit's defenseis completely fell off. They were solid

(52:38):
as hand at the beginning of theyear, and all Sudden does, apparently
is this catch is catch touchdowns.So I'm going with him, easy matchup.
Seemingly you're on this continuous touchdown streak, so hey, hot hand ride
it. M I'm gonna go.Yeah, I'm gonna go sun God and

(53:13):
then Monty No, I'm going sunGod Laporta, Monty no getting I mean,

(53:37):
where do you think they are alternateweek to week before? It kind
of feels like that's what they do. Yeah, a little bit, kind
of. Yeah. I seem likethey both never they both don't get off.
It's either one or the other,right, Yeah, I guess I
would go, yeah, fucking I'mnot doing a fourth all right, Yeah,

(54:08):
we're not doing a fifth or thattoo. It's fine. Numbers stay
huh reporta then Manty, Yeah,numbers are numbers are inconsequential. Man,
It's fine, It's all right,Okay, good now we're out of Saturday.

(54:30):
Is weird playoff game things. Ohgod, giants that the New Orleans
Saints. Oh god, who isquarterback car? The Vito Dan de Vito's

(54:57):
better, absolutely better? Yeah ofcourus, fuck like pretty easy. He
will not keep up the controls.Who I mean, that's because somebody that
that's playing Man. You've got abunch of people over to play Man,

(55:17):
and because it's his system, he'sgetting blown out. He's getting twenty one
and he won't give up the sticks. It's like you can't kick him out
of his own house. So it'slike you gotta keep lett him play.
He keeps getting twenty one over andover. But all right, top performer,

(55:39):
Cam. Yeah, next, I'mgonna still say a Larvae and then
SAQ one. Oh yeah, Ikeep forgetting Sake ones there. Oh god,
this is like the who the fuckhairs Bowl? I'm going camp.

(56:08):
I'm going Cam, Sake one,the Lovae. Yeah that might be the
better order. Yeah, there's there'sno trust because you can't sit there and
say you have no trust in carsand then put a lobby over you know.
See, it's just like I said, he's just consistent, but he's
he's never crazily out of it,Yeah, because he can't because he can't

(56:30):
because he has a fucking jugs machinethrowing him. That's like malfunctioning. A
jugs machine that's fucking is a jugmachine that's not calibrated, he said.
The jugs machines is malfunctioning. Theyjust falls all over the place, can't

(56:53):
go through war Like how bad doesNew Orleans feel? Like? Oh,
we gave a fucking car or thebag And it's like I would have literally
been better if I literally gave acar quarterback, he said, a Toyota
be out there, like shoot itout. The fucking muffler. Just just

(57:15):
pill out and hope for the best. Oh ship, Jesus Christ. Okay,
Chicago at Cleveland, Uh cool,the better quarterback here? Fields are
fucking Flacco. Oh god. That'slike saying who's ugly looking Rosie o'donald or

(57:45):
fucking will be Goldberg or some shipand you're like, oh, yeah,
they're both hideous, my god,oh ship? All right? Well whoa
because Jojo through for three touchdowns nopicks, and then you know Field's got
that running ability. So it's like, oh man, oh god, I'm

(58:12):
gonna say flack. Oh yeah,I think I think that would take my
chances with Flacco because he's just he'smore polished. I mean, I understand
he's old as hell, but hedid win a Super Bowl. Yeah,
so yeah, twenty twenty fucking three. Yeah, it's okay. Anyway,

(58:37):
you know what, Here's here's what'sinteresting. Honestly, this game is gonna
come down to either More or Cooper. That's what it's gonna come down to
one of the two. Oh myfirst going Cooper, then More. Okay,

(58:58):
I'm going more than Cooper with goahead? Anything else? No,
not really. I no, cometfell into the the you called that out.
He was like, yeah, getcomets there, and I was just
like, but yeah, oh,don't worry. He hit his quote.

(59:21):
He won't do the ship for thenext three weeks. That dude came in
and he got his hours to qualifyfor in LA and now he's now he's
out for the rest of you know, Yes, six weeks. He pulled
to me, and I know,I said, job. It was people

(59:44):
that came in did it was likety Leda and a couple of them.
They knew just how many hours theyhad to word. They would come in
work like two three weeks straight andthen they're gone for at least another four
months, and then they would comeback. Can't do like two more weeks
and they're gone. It was like, man, there's some bad motherfuckers.

(01:00:08):
I didn't understand how you could survive, Like you had to have another job
like your income, Like how wouldyou because like how you're not getting paid.
No, there's absolutely another another way. They're being funded, absolutely,
whether it be legal or illegal whatever. Yeah, there's nothing else there like

(01:00:35):
you No, I mean I wouldFord maybe thinking about Ford, but they
just fucking they're just kissing sisters atthat point, Like it's it's the same
thing. It's always been the thingwith Hunt when he's been in Cleveland.
There's always someone else there. Yeah, so you're never going to be the

(01:00:59):
workforce. He sounded like being marriedto a pimp, Like he's always has
us for somebody else. If younever can have get a cook commitment out
of him, you're always the bottombitch every time. Ship. Yeah,

(01:01:22):
there's gonna be another ugly game twobad teams. Yeah, Flacca is a
fun story. But yeah he's alsolike what thirty eight, thirty nine,
Yeah, he's he's definitely approaching fortyso money, like you're not a kicker,

(01:01:47):
Like you don't you can't survive,Like you've yet to really get laid
laid. You haven't got the woodlaid India yet. Yeah, take that
big, take that big hen andyou're like, oh shit, this is
why I retired. Yeah. Idon't know if it's gonna happen in this

(01:02:07):
game, but this is another.Yeah. Cleveland's defense is no joke.
So yeah, I mean they're notimpenetrable. We discussed that. I don't
think no defense is. But they'reup there in the probably five ten in
the league. Fields fields really really, what really gets his dick card is

(01:02:29):
making mistakes. So this is notthe team to make the mistakes. He's
gonna scramble and fumbleball one from eventwice. Oh Jesus Age Christ, what
the fuck is what these is?There just so many bad teams this year
because the next team the next gameis Atlanta at Carolina. Oh my god.

(01:02:52):
Two teams from the worst division infootball, like the leader of the
division as a losing record. Ithink there's six seven. Yeah, absolutely
get past this week. Yeah,can we just skip it? Ritter's better

(01:03:13):
Quarterback Top scores B John and CubaTuba. I was about to say that,
is it b John and Cuba.Maybe he's been showing the funk up.
He damn sandwiches last week. Yeah, but I has no consistency.

(01:03:36):
But if I had a third,I would put him in there. Yeah,
all right, Tampa bag him beforeCuba, so I would be on
Drake and then Cuba. Fucking gross. All right, all right, let's
move. It's actually funny, funnyenough. The actual note I put at
the bottom of that game was gross. That was my only Yeah, Tampa

(01:04:05):
Bay at Green Bay. Mm hmmm, Tampa Green Bay. Okay here Baker
Baker, Yeah, yeah, justbe good season, that's all season.
And he just he he has thatgrit about him. Jordan Love looks like

(01:04:28):
a bitch, Yes he does.Like, yeah, he doesn't. I
don't know, like I feel likewhen he gets he's like, oh,
I think it's Bakers that hold mybeer type of dude. And Jordan loves
to do holding his beer. Soit's like, yeah, okay, Jordan
loves holding his Martinian ship. Thisfucking pinut Colada. Yeah, I mean,

(01:04:59):
look, it's gonna Evans and WhiteYeah, mm hmm. Evan's white
and that's about it because I don'ttrust you can't. It's a roulette thing
in green Bay. They don't havethe running back. Trust me. I
got Aaron Jones A sorry fucking ass. It's just if there was any receiver,

(01:05:25):
it would be Jaden Read. Andit's about it because it seems like
super weird because it was supposed tobe. They give him like reverses and
like they get him rushes and shiplike that, so they give him different
opportunities to touch the ball. Sothat's about the only reason why I would
go. You know him, so, like you said, Evan's white and
then possibly Jaden. Yeah, let'sinsert whatever wide out from Green Bay.

(01:05:49):
You want to wipe it open there, and we're not trying to rush through
these things. But there's also justnot we're not going to spend time on
a matchup. It doesn't dictate timeto be spent on it. Sorry,
it doesn't sound good. I mean, I'm not gonna sit there and beat
my head over fucking Carolina in Atlanta. It's just there's that to talk about.

(01:06:11):
Yeah, I would play that gameon fast forward. Legit. There
may be like three cutaways from Scotthands into that he made his skip the
touchdowns, He's like, fuck it, I don't care Jets in Miami.

(01:06:38):
So that Black Friday game and Jetsplaying Miami tough as hell. I was
thinking Miami was gonna light it upand go crazy, and I think the
Jets even won that game. Ibelieve they did. When I saw this
game, I immediately thought of you, yeah, because I was I was
counting on two of the fucking lightit up and met fucking went to ship

(01:07:00):
the bed. Yeah, and withwe don't really know what Hill's status is
really going to be, and you'veseen that offense just totally changed soon as
Heill went out. It was likethe they cut off sixty percent of their
offense. It was just like too, it didn't even know who to go
to. It was just like,damn do that other receivers. It became

(01:07:26):
running back heavy, It became aa chain and moster type of game right
after when he went out. Soyeah, and I I feel bad that
you have to rely on too thisweek. Yeah. Man, maybe maybe

(01:07:47):
they played better in Miami. Idon't know, because that last game was
in the medal. I think itwas in New York, and I think
it might have been I don't knowif it was raining a little bit,
but I think the weather had somethingto do with it. But hopefully you
know, and yeah, you cansay, oh, yeah, Tyreek's gonna
be saws. Tyreek's a whole differentanimal. He's on the whole different level.

(01:08:09):
There is no healthy yeah, right, there's no corner in the world
that can cover that dude. Right, You cover him with one dude over
top, and you cover him withone dude right in his face, and
sometimes you can even throw in thethird dude if you want to somehow cover
him. Yeah, that is heis very much like I mean, it's

(01:08:39):
just like I said, I've seenjust just when he's there, and then
when he left, and then whenhe came back in the energy of the
entire team fucking picked up. Itwas just like, well, you fucking
dolphins. It was like they're justthe regular dolphins. He gets in me,
they're the super Dolphins. Well,from everything that he can do,

(01:09:00):
he just attracts so much attention,so it gets everyone else a chance to
actually play football. When he's notthere, it's like, oh, we're
not good at this. Hold on. Yeah, I mean, that dude
changes that whole attitude of everybody.I mean from the coaches to the staff.

(01:09:26):
I mean when they sit there andsaid that, oh, well,
he's up for the MVP. Ifthey don't give it to a quarterback,
he is the true definition of MVP. I mean, if your team needs
you that much, you're the mostvaluable player. I mean, like,
and this dude's on his way totwo thousand yards, so I would say

(01:09:48):
he's the most valuable player of theNFL. But they're not gonna give They're
gonna give it to fucking Dak Prescottor some ship. But who knows that
would be annoying. They always giveit to a quarterback. I think the
only person that ever won it Ithink might have been a receiver one year,
might have been like a Calvin Johnsonor something like that. Most of

(01:10:10):
the time, it's a quarterback allthe time. Well, let's go with
the idea that he'll plays. Okay, hell's Hell's one. We'll go ahead.

(01:10:31):
Hell, I'm going hell most thana chain anybody from the Jets?
He said, no, Yeah,I'm not naming any Jets either. Hill

(01:10:54):
moster a chain, And if youreally want to go deeper, you can
go bottle. But other than that, Dylan smile. He's name that gets
one catch every four games. Smithethis might be his one catch. Look

(01:11:15):
you'll you'll catch it in the zoneand you'll give him two touchdowns just because.
Yeah, but this is honestly,this is gonna I feel like it's
gonna be a super I gotta atleast put Breese in there. Man Hall,
maybe not Wilson, but Breese.You gotta You don't, but okay,

(01:11:43):
you don't. The thing is like, and I get it. You
know, he catches the ball andcool, great, but your offense is
so fucking inept. But I'm notsaying that he's gonna you know somehow.
I'm just saying that from a fantasy'sperspective, he usually gets you some solid

(01:12:04):
points most of the time. Iwould sit him down. I don't think
I could sit him down if Ihad him. I would not be happy
to start him. When are Whenare you every happy to start them?
But you just do it? Andlast last year I was very happy to
start him fucking doing it. Idid the same thing with Damian Williams or

(01:12:26):
not Damian Williams. What is hisname? Uh God, Houston's running back?
Uh Damian Yeah, that guy,very happy with them both, and
this year they're like no, hesaid, he looked at you, was
like, we're all set. We'renot going to do that. And that's

(01:12:50):
sad. Can you imagine how goodHouston's office would be if he actually had
running back like he carried them.They had no offense, and now they
fucking got an offense and he can'tfind the running room. It's like,
because because football is fucking stupid?All right? Next case a New England?

(01:13:16):
What what? What God? Didwe displease? I don't can I
don't want to talk about it.We just go the next game. I
know you heard the rumors about Belichick. They supposedly had already said they was
moving on from I think it's morethan a rumor, man. I think

(01:13:36):
it's more of a I think it'sI think I think craft. I'm not
saying that Kraft thinks that the leaguehas passed them by or players aren't reacting
to him. It's just think.But huh. It's like, yeah,
I know you're not saying that theleague is passing by and the players have

(01:13:58):
not listened to him. But theleague is definitely passed by. The players
aren't listening to him. I justthink that, you know, every one
of the greatest coaches. You caneven put his name on that trophy instead
of Vince Lombardi, you could becalled the Buck the Bill Belichick Trophy.
The dude had. I mean,he has the respect, a bona fide

(01:14:18):
winner. He's done more than anycoach ever could have done. But I
just think it's it's one of thosemutual things where it's almost like a marriage
that just you know, it's it'sjust not working out, like y'all have
to move in different direction. Ithink they kind of did that with Tom
Brady. They kind of pushed himout too. It was like, you
know, we know you still canplay and you're done everything for us,

(01:14:41):
but we just say't mession. Yougot to you got to move on,
find somebody else new. And Ithink that's just where they're at. I
mean New England wants to, youknow, get enough a new fresh body,
a new fresh face, like yousaid, and it's twenty twenty three.
I mean, I don't know.I'm pretty sure it is the point
nowhere he went, but it hasto be a new setting, like he

(01:15:02):
has to get out of New England. Yeah, I mean, nobody wants
to deal with your cantankerous old manfucking interviews anymore. Like, I'm sorry,
it's yeah, got it. Likethe ship was I ain't gonna say
it was cute, but the shipwas fucking funny, a little bit humorous.
Now it's just like you were justannoying now, Like I mean,

(01:15:24):
you can't elaborate a little bit,like come on, yeah, we're on
to New England. I mean we'reon this Cinternati. Like that ship is
dumb now, yeah, it's notfunny anymore. It's like, all right,
now you're just a douche Like yeah, it's kind of like the old
man that like barks every now andthen it's like ha ha ha ha.
Then he shits on himself and you'relike, it's fun. Out of here

(01:15:48):
he said. Then he ships onitself. It was like, hey man,
that ship is is annoying. Yeah, I don't know. And and
and honestly, if I was him, i'd want to be out too,
Like you keep hanging around with macJones. It's not gonna go well,
it's not gonna go well, likeyou're not gonna be remembered for these years.

(01:16:13):
But like, don't tarnish your legacyat all. Just yeah, that's
the little thing. I think.It's a it's a legacy thing where you
let everybody remember you, like youdon't want people to say, oh,
he was great, but you rememberthem last, like you don't want nobody
to say. But everyone already blamedBrady on his success, which obviously had

(01:16:34):
a big part of it. Nowhe has this and there's no success,
and it's like, I mean,I'm not saying people were wrong, but
like, I mean, the relationshipwent hand in hand. I mean,
he he provided those great defenses andTom Brady wasn't really a stat sheet light

(01:16:54):
up type of person until he gotRandy Mosster and West Well that that undefeated
team. But Tom Brady, hewas just an efficient quarterback, but he
had that He relied on that defenseto if he did make a mistake or
he did take a risk, hehad a defense that could bail him out.
And Bill they worked great together,but somebody else. People always want
to pick which one was more important, and blah blah blah, you can't

(01:17:18):
do that. There's but if therewas a leg up in that conversation,
it would be from Tom, becauseTom moved on and on another chip somewhere
else. Bill didn't. Yeah,Bill didn't. So yeah, he about
to get out before people start pointingfingers even even orders of ye yeah,

(01:17:38):
and really, what else do youhave to prove? Like what are you
doing? Just go You're seventy yearsold to go fucking go, yeah,
go take a I mean I've seensome documentaries or you know football lives of
his, and you know he likesto go out on that boat and fish
go do that shit all the time, right, Like, you don't have
shit to do, You don't needto do anything. You have done it

(01:18:00):
all, like literally have done.Don't visit some strip clubs or something.
You look like you don't get nopussy. Just do something. Ship.
Imagine him fucking lighting up at afucking strip club, just like girl all

(01:18:24):
in his face, dancing, puttingthe ass, smacking it on his face,
and he's like lovely all right,or he would just say one word
like thanks or something like you likewhat he's sitting here looking. He's sitting
here looking at his phone, afucking looking at Turbo tax like, oh

(01:18:47):
man, I don't even think aboutthat what I said, But yeah,
him at the strip club would bethe most weirdest ship ever. Boardline be
uncomfortable because even if he did startshowing some emotion, then you would get

(01:19:09):
scared. Like can you imagine ifhis stoic ass and girls they're dancing in
front of him and then he juststarts going, yeah baby, it is
Mac. She probably like, ohshit, this is killed me. If
he showed too much emotion, It'sscary. It's like how many years has

(01:19:30):
this been pent up? Yeah,he looked like he turned into Jeffrey Dahmer
at that point. He's like,oh shit, oh Mande. That was
the most interesting part about this game. Yeah, we just ran down his

(01:19:51):
life and all of that shit.But okay, no need to discuss the
quarterbacks. The top score here isShade, No kelseyche Rice. That's it

(01:20:11):
cool, all right, hoon HoustonA Titans. Yeah, sorry, I
have nothing to say. That game'sgonna be fis Oh I might start my
running backs because that game is gonnagive over be over quickly, and they're
gonna be running their asses off justto beat up the clock. Yeah yeah,
I think I'm gonna start a layerand motherfuckerd like. That game is

(01:20:38):
gonna be basically like a large mutanttrying to fuck a regular size and it's
like nobody but no one's around towatch or care said. Nobody is gonna
be amazed or anything. Now,no one's gonna write the stories. It's

(01:21:00):
it's going to be like the fun, the destroying destruction. Yeah, all
right, all right, you can'thear that Titans, Titans. I mean,
honestly, it's all going to beabout stroudn CJ. Stroud plays.
Who would have thought you'd said abouta fucking rookie quarterback? A rookie.

(01:21:23):
I mean, this dude is Idon't care if he set out the rest
of the year, He's still aRookie of the Year in my opinion for
sure. Easily. Yeah, we'reout. We're out a doubt. Well,
I mean, I mean, lookat MVP will be like Pooka or
some ship or even down before hewent down. Well well yeah, but

(01:21:45):
I feel like that's the hardest thingto kind of pull off because it's like
your rookie is down to the rookiewould have to do it dual thing.
Yeah, but v c J.Stroud more credit for putting it there than
the muffuler just sent holding their handsout and catching it. Well, here's
what I would say. So ifquarterbacks usually only get the m VPS,
then if you got a rookie ofthe year and it's a quarterback and it's

(01:22:09):
a tight race, it should notbe a tight race. It should be
an absolute boat a boat race,like because most most most rookies of the
year is almost never a quarterback,no quarter no rookie really gets it immediately.
Good luck saying yeah, like youcan barely get a rookie to be
competent. Look at fucking what's hisname, Carolina? Yeah, all set,

(01:22:32):
look at our look at our secondyear quarterback wolf Pie. Absolutely so.
Yeah, let's suppose c J.S joh is not going who's the
better quarterback? Got of Davis Millsand fucking lets Well Levis, I guess

(01:22:55):
yeah, I will Levis top fours. I mean Derek, Yeah, Henry
Hot. I'm not touching. I'mnot touching anybody, and I don't.
It's all based off of I'm goingDalton shoulders because I think he is gonna
suit up. Okay, okay,because you know new quarterback quarterbacks best friends

(01:23:20):
tight end Houston running backs singletary ora Peers or just the running back position
of Houston. I don't know,man, I m you sounded like you

(01:23:55):
just sat down on the a longday. He was like, look,
just fucking like seeing the fall fromgrace that Damian Peerce has had and then
just knowing what Singletary actually is.What he's like, It's like, what

(01:24:17):
do you want to do? GetAIDS or cancer? He's a uh take
it's behind curtain number two for threehundred, right, like a suicide option,
like Jesus, Like, I don'tno, I'm not picking any of
them, them both. I'm gonnasay Bobby Trees is gonna show up though,

(01:24:41):
what Yeah, okay, fact thestraight Lazarus in his bitch let's go.
You must got him now. Idon't have actually I do, but
watching watching Chelsey, oh my god, just because he oh your squaddy boats

(01:25:02):
to fucking go ham Sandwich, Yes, sir, no, I just it
just feels like a Bobby Tree,like he hasn't done anything in a while,
like he can do something this weekbecause Houston's defense isn't good and they're
just gonna give up points and giveup points and give up points, and

(01:25:26):
we don't know who Mills is gonnathrow to. So why not Bobby Trees.
Yeah, I don't know if NicoCollins is playing. I think he's
gonna force it to do is playing. I think Nico is sitting. I
mean, obviously, if Nico wasplaying, Nico would be number one,
but I'm I'm assuming he isn't in. Yeah, it has to be Bobby

(01:25:47):
Trees and Shokes. I mean,who else is he gonna throw it to.
I mean, Noah Brown's there,Yeah, Like, I don't know
if he's Yeah, it's just toomany unknowns. It's the same thing that
Browling's kid in Minnesota. It's justunknown with these new quarterbacks, like you
know what they're gonna do. It'sgross and I hate it and I want

(01:26:11):
the NFL to get better. LikeI'm tired of talking about the games.
Okay, so that's the one o'clockdocket. So we got three games on
the four o'clock and then okay,Sunday night. Yeah, so San Frana,

(01:26:34):
Arizona. This is gonna be thebig aunt fucking the small land again.
But yeah, uh, I rockparty potential MVP. Yeah, we
don't even ever discuss the quarterback.Yeah, they better than Kyler Murray.

(01:26:56):
Story is Oh break the heart yeahright, dude, I got a man
crush on Kyler Murray top score.It's either a uk or or Deebo pick
take your pitt. Of course you'regonna go AUK and I'm gonna go Debo.

(01:27:18):
Are you retarded? That's what youare? You retarded? No,
you're probably gonna go au Right.Mother fucking McCaffrey dude, Oh ship,
damn, damn, that's hands down. I had already annoyed him the first
I guess. I'm like, uh, yeah, you know this that I

(01:27:42):
don't know. I'll see him,see his hands down number one all the
first played from the game. Andthen they came in and fucking trotted out
that Mason dude distills touchdown. Yes, if I was a McCaffrey owner,
I mean you say that, man, I mean's there to take to took
the bush down. But I'm happyto be as the Caffrey owner period c

(01:28:09):
MC. And then, like Isaid, it's either are you good devo
interchangeable as Connor playing? Yeah,I just forget Sam. That's my only
things. Like I would probably saycorner, but all right, I'll go
see Mac. I'll go see Mac. I'll go Are you devo? Is

(01:28:36):
not gonna do anything because he alreadydid something this week, so usually takes
a week off. It's been kindof a kind of m O. I
mean the past two weeks. WhatI'm saying with the two weeks in the
room. Well, then yeah,he's definitely gonna take a week off.
It's definitely gonna take a week off. Now. See, I just don't

(01:28:59):
know how much they're gonna have tothrow. Like that's the thing that's always
that's always the problem. Like there'ssuch a good fucking there's such a juggernaut
team that they can beat you byjust running it down your throat and doing
or they can just chuck it allday. And it's like, well,
the one thing about that played itwas a Seattle score right back, so

(01:29:20):
they felt the need to keep pressingback and forth. But Arizona that ain't
even putting it point out the game. Yeah, well I'm gonna go all
right, So I'm gonna go cemacI, Yuke McBride, Nick brad Over,

(01:29:40):
Kittle. Yeah, Kittle is gonnabe an afterthoughts this week. Yeah,
then Debo and then I'm gonna I'mgonna go Connor. I think Connor's
just gonna tumble in the end.Then that is just gonna get a ship
ton of PPR points out of thebackfield. Yeah, I'm gonna go sem
Ce Debot, are you as yousaid? Right? And the lastly Connor?

(01:30:11):
Yeah, okay, all right,what's next here? Uh? Oh
god? Washington? Washington is therams fuck is picketing matchups? Mm hmmm
right Washington, I mean Kirine's gonnaeat. Yeah, we all know who

(01:30:40):
the better quarterback is, Sherwin Williamsis gonna eat. I apologize you you
mean to mispronounce your name there?Uh better, we already know who the
better quarterback number one, yeah,Williams hookah cup Uh Washington, he played

(01:31:08):
in like they haven't showed up,so yeah, yeah, is that brid
Brian Watt Robinson still even they're sayinghe might suit up, but I wouldn't
really count on it. Yeah,I don't know. I don't. I

(01:31:29):
think that I don't. I'm not. I don't want anybody on Washington like.
I don't have it down to scaryTerry. I mean he ain't pretty.
He ain't scary at all this year, So I don't have favorite nobody.
His new name is mildly startling terry, like a fucking when you hit

(01:31:56):
some bad weed and you like youain't scared this he's he's scary, Like
how when you hit U hit theend table with your shoe and how you
say ouch, yes scary? Howthat hurts? So yeah, yeah,

(01:32:21):
I don't have any Washington place?Yeah, and North should you? Yeah?
Oh? Dallas and Buffalo. Okay, So we're gonna start off here.
I'm dropping Gabe like I'm dropping you. Sure you're finally done? He's

(01:32:44):
good. You gotta do it now. You you tired of him coming home,
drop and he's tired of him cominghome drunk as hell, beating the
kids, beating you down. Sofor those that didn't see, I literally

(01:33:06):
dropped him midst mid mid recording.So yeah, he's gone. So is
gonna clamor and grab him and andthey're gonna have It's like you passed on
a migraine to somebody else. Ye. He was like, I'm sick of
these headches. I'm taking them andhere you take them, and then somebody's

(01:33:30):
gonna pick them right up. Beball. He's gonna be like, oh
ship migraine time. That's fun.Man. I look, you want to
plan this week, go ahead,play against Dallas. Have fun, please
have fun with that better quarterback.It's kind of it's Dak right now.

(01:33:50):
It's Dak right now. Yeah.I mean overall, I would say Josh,
but right now in this season righthere, Yeah, it's Dak.
It's out. Yeah, number onefucking game. Damn the dude Bob I'm
playing, he got both of them. Oh, I will tell you if

(01:34:15):
I was, if I was actuallyuh oh no, hold on, uh
yeah, if I was actually playingthis week, I would be doing the
same thing. I'd be playing becausethe money that game is Philly in Seattle.
I'd be playing. I'm playing whenyeah, i'd be playing, I'd

(01:34:38):
sit golf and play gino and yeah, but yeah that sucks. That's oh
god, you better you better hopefor a fourteen to ten game, motherfucker.
Yeah. I hope that game don'tget out of hand because I'm ship
yeah, hitting on anyway, ButI mean, like I'm happy to be

(01:35:00):
in Yeah, CDs obviously first,there's no yeah, there's no dispute in
it. Uh Diggs because he hain'tbeen really hitting the cylinders all hard,
but he's he's still Gobs, hisfavorite receivers, so they're gonna need to.
Yeah, like he doesn't have achoice. Okay, would you go

(01:35:24):
Pollard or Cook or even or evenFergie? Which one? Where were we
going? I'm going Fergie next.I'm going for next. Yeah, uh
Pollard or Cook or Kate? Idon't want to do it. I'm going

(01:35:47):
Pollard because Cook sucks. Yeah,he showed up only just this week.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't evenwant to put Kate in really no,
because it's just some about the Dallasjust it feels scary to me, like

(01:36:08):
the defense side of it, LikeI don't want to touch anything. Oh
man, jeez, oh okay,I'm gonna put in oh god, yeah,

(01:36:45):
I'm putting in Tupac. You saidwhat I'm putting in Tupac shake care?
Yeah? Really yeah, I've forwhatever reason, I feel like he's
gonna do Blake. He's gonna getlike sixty in a tuddy wow. Yeah.

(01:37:13):
Uh oh fuck, Gabe. Yeah, my father is like you said,
Lamb Diggs. What did you saythe third one? Oh? He
said Fergy. Yeah. I'm probablygonna go Pollard, Fergie and then kN

(01:37:35):
Kate. Okay, all right,eight pm game Baltimore at Jacksonville. H
uh could be high flying? Who'sthe better qb lamar lamar yea top score?

(01:38:01):
Uh? Thank you? Uh zayno, no, mum hum.
He did have like fourteen targets thelast game, which is nuts. They
only had like three receptions, Sothat's gross. Uh shoo. You want

(01:38:28):
to say, really, but he'sso inconsistent. Yeah, what about ingram
m Yeah, okay, I'm Idon't I don't know if he's going to
be number one, but hmmm,lay yours out, you see what I
say? Uh? All right,could you start me off? Uh uh,

(01:39:00):
I'm gonna go Gus. Gus isgonna be number one, Gus bus
Wow. They've been running a KeatonMitchell kid a little bit more than Guz.
Yeah, but you know, runningmore and then potentially getting those red
zone runs. That's gonna be Ifeel like that's gonna be the difference.
I'm going Gus. Then I'm gonnago Ingram etn I put Zay in there.

(01:39:30):
That's it. I don't really I'mnot touching Ridley. I'm gonna say
damn say over really. Yeah,So if you get fourteen targets and you
only make three catches, that's afucking issue that does not instill confidence in

(01:39:50):
me saying, hey, you're gonnahave a good game, Like you could
catch one of those and go tothe house. Absolutely, But it's like,
where are those have another targets?What happened? Who had? Who
had? For they? And heonly caught three of them? Yes?
Jam, what did you just walkthe other ways here? Maybe I'm wrong?

(01:40:14):
Here? Hold on, let melet me see here on me here?
Would you like I said, youput him before it? See if
you didn't put I didn't put themin there at all? Oh okay,
either one of them. They bothcould go up fuck themselves. Uh so
you were talking about Zay Jones?No they yeah? Oh oh okay,

(01:40:40):
all right, I thought we weretalking. Yeah so Zay Jones. Yeah,
that's that's what we were talking about. My bad, I forgot there's
two days here because it's the commonname flowers flowers. Okay, but anyways,
Jay Jones fourteen targets, five catsor for thirty yards by the way,
way that's this. He was like, you know what, I'm on

(01:41:04):
his fucking team. I ain't gettingship. Remember that, my Remember that
many fucking targets. Remember those migrainesup and passing out. Yeah, welcome,
yea so no so so so yeah, so Gus Gus, Ingram,

(01:41:29):
et n Z Flowers. That's itall right, I'm gonna go how the
fuck is the Tuesdays in this game? Jesus Christ. I know at first
when you kept saying Say, Iwas just like, is he talk about
flirting? And I was like,hold on Jones too. I was like,
I know you ain't talking about theJones. Is one of your fis

(01:41:51):
my number one? Etn He saidto me. Been playing, He's still
happy. I still feel Godship isthe fucking that was the feeling of fantasy.
Your players ain't even gott to beplaying, and you excited. That's

(01:42:15):
how it is. I would bethe feeling the same way, like I'm
mad I don't get to play it, Like I'm I'm happy, but I'm
also mad. I'm like, like, now I gonna spend time with the
wife and ship. I'm gonna goeat n Say Flowers, Ingram Ridley m

(01:42:42):
hm mm hmm. And I'm notin love with Baltimore's backfield. I mean
it's just too inconsistent, Okay,I mean Baltimore is gonna win this.
So they're gonna run like that's surprisethat you're not even wow. I mean

(01:43:03):
the running. It can be Lamar, it could be this keating Mitchell kid.
It can be Gus, it couldbe Hell, it could be fucking
They'll even do a stupid get closeto the goal line and do a touchdown.
That is they a likely, dude, and I'm playing them this week,
so most likely that's gonna happen.Pun intended. Uh who went for

(01:43:25):
fucking thirty point clubs? It wasgood fun. I mean he went for
thirty points. This dude didn't.This dude caught a bomb down the field
like he was a fucking like hewas Tyrek Hill and he's a tight end.
I'm like, oh, that wouldbe on me. So yeah,

(01:43:51):
etm Za, Flowers, Ingram andfucking Calvin Ridley. I don't I don't
trust the receiver. I mean,I don't trust no receivers in Baltimore outside
of Za Flyers. Don't trust therunning backs. And in Jacksonville they got
etn and and Ridley. That's aboutit. I mean say Jones is a

(01:44:14):
toss up and anybody else is atoss up. Okay, now, probably
the game of the week. Justlooking here with the Monday night game.
Yeah, yeah, the Dallas.It's either the Dallas Buffalo or the Order

(01:44:35):
this Monday night. We shuld talkabout Eagles in Seattle. Yeah, those
are the two. Those are thetwo more key mansers. Other than that,
they all are everything else that shipgot and doesn't ship about Fantasy first

(01:44:56):
week else. But no matter howshitty them games is, the eyes are
gonna be like that emoji with thebig eyes and ship. Everybody's eyes is
gonna be on these games, nomatter how shitty they are. He has
some skin in it. It's criticalwhether you move on or not. It's
no, oh, we'll get themnext week. No, this is it.

(01:45:17):
This is this is your this week, next week and last week.
This is all the weeks right now. Yeah, this is it. So
we're those eyes are well, we'lltouch we'll touch on the part at the
end there all right, another highflying game, should be should be fun.
Mm hmm. We all know whothe better quarterback is. Yeah,

(01:45:42):
show up this week. But he'sa better top score It depends, man,
is Philly gonna run or is theygonna pass it? I gotta you
always want to say swift because theylove Pepper and giving him the ball.

(01:46:02):
I'm my number one is Swift,my number my number nine, Yeah,
number one of Swift. And thenI'm gonna go with d K Dvauante.

(01:46:30):
Now you purposely just fucking shitting knowyour damn player, because it's like you
that man. No, no,no, it's just it's just one of
those things where it is he's notgetting what he usually gets, and I'm

(01:46:53):
gonna go with the hot hand here. I don't know. So AJ's fourth
and I'm gonna go Walkers. Factif they if Seattle had more of a
chance to actually be in this game, I would say I'd put him a
little higher. But no, allright, mineus is Swift. I think

(01:47:17):
they're gonna run more, either towardsthe end or even in the They're just
gonna think they're coming out. Ithink they're coming out running. Yeah.
I think that they want to Theywant to run. They want to establish
the run to try to get thatplay action going. Because Philly's more of
a instead of a line up ninewide receivers and fucking go, Philly's more

(01:47:38):
of a fucking run you down yourthroat, fake you with the play action
and catch you with your pants down. So I think Swift is one,
A. J. Brown is numbertwo, DK is number three, Smith
is number four, and yeah eitherWalker, Yeah it's Walker, right,

(01:48:03):
Charbonne is, Yeah it's Walker.I don't know. That's how Locke can
can swing in there too, butI don't know. It depends on them
too, but yeah, and probablySeattle will probably need to be throwing it
so you can. That's why Iput d ks too. Yeah, you

(01:48:24):
need you could throw in either Lockettor jss in in that sixth spot because
they're gonna have to throw it.Yeah, but uh yeah, that's the
match up here. So that kindof it is. It's an interesting thing
now, it is. It isthe playoffs and all those thoughts and mock

(01:48:47):
drafts and all the drafts and allthe moves and waiver moves and three am
moves, all ship you did throughoutthe year and all the clever little pickups
and yep, it all count rightnow, win or go home. So,
as I learned last year, youcould be fucking twelve and one don't

(01:49:12):
mean a fucking thing, So Bobcould whoop my ass two times. Yeah,
you don't show up on motherfucking Sundayand Monday and Saturday, Saturday,
Sunday and Monday. I'm moving onsix and eight in all. I mean,
look, I'm the number one seed. I got to buy and I
dominated for the majority of the year, and I'm limping into the playoffs.

(01:49:34):
It feels like, yeah, thepast two weeks and definitely you're looking like
the Eagles. Yeah, and domageit the whole year, and then you
got two Eagles. I was gonnasay, well, I mean I think
that that tracks because it's like,well, that's this is the thing that
happens when you do stack. Youknow, you you're not reliant on them,

(01:50:00):
but when they are two of yourbest players, it's like, well,
okay, kind of are like you, you know, as they go,
as they go, you if theyturn left, you're turning left.
Now, luckily my team has beenyou know, decent enough to kind of
pick up the slack. But yeah, you know, it's that's the one

(01:50:26):
thing that you run the risk ofwhen you do something like that. It's
great when it's great, but whenit's bad, better hope you got some
subsidiary parts to pick up the slack. Mm hmm. That's another thing people
that's out their own buys. Startlooking at your matchups next week, see
who they playing, Yes, sir, get ready to you know, if

(01:50:46):
it's a good matchup or maybe youknow you should be. You still got
to wait till Sunday because somebody thatyou might have now they can get hurt,
you know, so you still gotto kind of wait. But if
you think that you can see ifyou see a player out going a wire,
you you might not want this week, but you know you might be

(01:51:06):
employing him next week, go aheadand pick him up this week. Yeah,
it's stupid. Not you don't don'tget caught with your pants down either,
Like, like you don't want tobe in that situation where you're like,
should I should have done it?It's like, well, yeah you
should have. What didn't you waitfor, dummy? Well, because I
didn't need them that week. Motherfucker. You better start playing in the head.

(01:51:27):
You think those teams that get buysin the real NFL ain't scouting the
teams. They scouting all the teamsbecause they could be potentially facing them.
They want a week of preparation beforethey play any fucking opponent. Yeah,
it's it's a smart Like the majorityof trades I've made to that it made
this year. I've looked to seewhen five weeks were, how it all

(01:51:50):
shakes out, how that affects me. You got it. You gotta be
playing, especially if you're in theplayoffs. You should. We shouldn't have
to tell you this. Yeah,it should be one of the things you've
already like a motherfucker, I'm alreadyon it is making sure shit. Yeah,
yeah, so here we go.Yeah we did. We did come

(01:52:14):
to about two hours, so yeah, we still got everything done. Good
up to everybody that is in theplayoffs playing this week. Good love to
you folks that are out on Dubai. You know, watch carefully. Don't
sit there and just ignore and feellike you can, you know, just
take a Sunday off and just notwatch the games because you still want to

(01:52:38):
be informed of what's going on andwho's hurt and who's what and where and
what they look like and if motherfuckerget fourteen targets and only come down with
five of them and stoop ship likethat. So if if anything, you
should be able to watch it moreclosely and relax, Yes, enjoy it.
You ain't gotta you know, likeevery player go to number twenty eight

(01:53:00):
and you're like, you don't haveto wa I mean, I know,
I mean, I know where themotherfuckers lined up. I'm like, okay,
there he goes right there. Andthen if they're on the left or
the right of the swing, andI see the quarterback drop back and I
see him throwing to the left,I'm like him. When somebody's different,
you be like, oh fuck,I am so happy you said that,

(01:53:26):
because that's the only one I'm sittinghere, like, no, they look,
especially A J. Brown, becausehe gives you the shoes right,
so you see the red shoes orthe pink shoes, You're like, okay,
where is he at? Okay,he's right there, he's in the
middle. And then when they callhunt, you know, they come off
the screen. You can't see him. And then when you see the quarterback
wherever which direction he goes, you'relike, okay, it could be him.

(01:53:48):
And then you find out either it'shim or it ain't, or he
catches it he doesn't. You know. Crazy, even I even go another
step further, like I'll if I'mplaying and if I'm playing somebody with that
on the on the other team aswell, or on the same team.
I'm I'm picking them out too.I'm sitting there doing route trees and ship

(01:54:09):
as I'm like, this is notenjoyable. I feel like, Mama,
I don't know how many times thisyear the movie come down with the ship
and I'm like, it would goto him. Like I said that one
week minute I snapped on when itwent to Mike Evans. It was like

(01:54:30):
they contained Mike Evans the whole game, and then they got down to like
two minute guards and he got atouchdown. I was like, what it
was like, Mike Evans comes downwith it and they screaming and the ship.
I'm like, holy fuck, Yeahthat was Yeah. That was our
matchup, wasn't it. Yeah?No, no, no, you don't
got Mike Evans. It was whoeveragainst Mike's Evans somebody I was playing where

(01:54:55):
I had had them contained and itwas all good and got down like the
last two minutes and it was afucking garbage starts down. I was like,
oh, my stars, it willgo to him. Ah we still
want for tomorrow? Uh yeah,I guess. I mean I don't.

(01:55:16):
I don't haven't got nothing to talkabout, but we're thinking so all right,
Well, look, don't expect anepisode on Saturday, because we don't
do that shit a no more.Yeah, and then Saturdays, you pretty
much we got the games and everything, not saying that we couldn't record after
the games, but games is gonnatake you all the way into what like
eleven yeah, probably, yeah,And there's only gonna be one to even

(01:55:41):
speak on anyway. So well,you can get this uploaded and people can
take the whole week and and youknow, if you're one of the three
people that's listening, you can takethe whole week. And uh yeah,
yep, all right, so yeah, I liked it. You know,

(01:56:09):
just make sure to wipe her assgood. And uh, you know,
nobody likes nobody likes poop pants.You said, somebody said Bill Belichick is
somebody kept parting and he shipped outand you, hey man, you gotta
get the funk out of here.I will end the show on this.

(01:56:30):
Fuck you, Gabe Davis, Fuckyour mama, your dad, your mamma's
ship. You've hurt me for thelast time. You son up a bit.
It's air I sure did. Goodbye.

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