Episode 29 - Footbald semi’s week who cares - Footbald

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From hell. I'm like, man, I'm not pressing song. I'm sorry,
I'm not doing it. Hey people, I am in the playoffs.
He just skipped out on the musicI did. I did that. I

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didn't feel like finding the thing.So it's fine, So welcome everybody.
Week. What is this? Imean, let's stop counting weeks. It's
semi final week. Let's be honest. Yeah, but what is it?
Is it? It's week sixteen?Is it? No? Sure? Yeah?

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Eighteen? Yeah? Okay, yes, and real quick before we kind
of jump into the fantasy thing Iwant. I didn't tell you about this,
but I wanted to kind of hityou up with this because I want
to see your actual reaction because Ihave a little game we're gonna play.
It's gonna show you how stupid peopleare. Because it's pretty funny because we
were talking about what we were talkingabout off camera and it literally segues into

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this perfictly upward inflection. So didyou see what the Pittsburgh legend Rishard Mendon
Hall said, glance, I've seensomething swipe swipe past. I know Ben's

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been saying that still away is gone. No, that's not all I think
he said. They would do Tomlina favor if they got rid of something
like that. No, nope,that's how I completely okay, Ben's we
don't notice still the way he doesn'thave the right to talk about it,

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and a lot of people talking aboutTomlin and then saying that, you know,
some people saying that he should wantto get out of there, and
Nope, that's not it either,bubb Okay, I missed. Well it's
a doozy. So the All Star, All Pro World, All World,

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I mean Jesus Christ got his rookiecard. Like, okay, this goofy
motherfuckers said some shit put it outinto the ether and was like, I'm
tired and I'm paraphrasing, so forgiveme because I don't feel like pulling off
the actual quote. But I'm tiredof these average ass white guys trying to

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tell me who's good and who's badin football. What they need to do
is have and have the Pro Bowlall whites for all verst all blacks.
That's what he said. What yeah, so I have two things here.
So those average ass white guys thatare like pundits that are telling you who's

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good and who's bad. Their Hallof Fame quarterback and Hall of Fame coaches.
Okay, there's also plenty of blackfolks on the panel too, not
as many, but it's fine.Whatever. Now here's the game. I
hope the black folks don't have tokick. I hope the black folks don't

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need an offensive line. I hopethey don't need a tight end. I
hope they don't need some quarterbacks.What an idiotic fucking statement on me.

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There's there's exceptions to the rule.I mean you could make the same argument
for you know, the white cornerback, the white running back, but the
best in the league is McCaffrey,so there's an exception to that rule.
Still, no white corners, likeJason Seahorn was probably the last one I
could record. So he's talking aboutyearly like they need to have a you

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know, straight white guys for likelike skins verse shirts. Like I'm just
like, so, now that ProBowl is racist, right because it's you
know, the guy that thumped awaya Super Bowl says, you know it

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should be that way because he doesn'tthink that that the man knows what he's
talking about when he's telling you thatMcCaffrey is the best corner the best cornerback,
the best running back in the league. Okay for me, we're talking

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about an incredible source. Like youdon't don't right to even make a comment
because he wasn't even close to ProBowl caliber. So that's like, you
know, asking someone that's probably madetheir living in baseball, what do they
think about football? Like he's noteven in the same conversation to even have

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an opinion. Like, ask anamazing guy, how is it how it
is to be how is it tohave a big dick? Yeah, he
doesn't even he doesn't even he hasHe's no credible source whatsoever. I mean,
I don't call him every going tothe Pro Bowl. I barely remember

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him playing football, to be honest. Oh, he doesn't even have an
opinion, So check your source.I mean he got to. If it
was coming from somebody else that actuallywent to several Pro Bowls, I feel
better about it. Yeah, itdoesn't make it a better argument, but
at least you're talking to about somebodythat's been there. You know, we

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can make analogies all day. That'slike someone that never scored a touchdown and
trying to give advice on how todo touchdown celebrations. You never scored a
touchdown, so how they fuck doyou know how it feel to get into
the end zone. I can't believeyou didn't come across this this week.
This is like been this one.Yeah. And then I saw something and

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this is on the Twitter sphere becauseI'm I love that place because it's just
it's just where people are just notgood at being people. Some some guy
was like, yeah, man,black folks are the worst being racist,
Like there are the worst racist outthere. I'm like, ah, yes,

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I remember. I remember when myblack folks owned the white slaves,
and that's it was a troubling time. We're still fighting for reparations. I
mean, there's a such thing asbeing prejudiced, but we lack the capability
to even be racist. Not sayingthat we can't say racist comments, but

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racism the definition is prejudice and exclusionof a certain other race. You have
unlimited resources. So there's no countryclub in America that's all black where they
can somehow know where they can somehoweliminate or exclude whites like it's it's impossible.

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So even something that's deemed all black, it has to be either regulated
or almost some type of permission froma white owner or a white property owner,
Like, you can't be racist ifyou don't have the resources to exclude

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anyone you you you have no,you don't own enough, Like there's pretty
much you know, there's white placesin America where they can completely segregate and
eliminate a certain race and they'll functionfine with no help, no inclusion at
all. The black race can't dothat because we unless you're picking a certain

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section in the country where somehow youcan make sure everyone's living in one area,
but then the surrounding areas will penetrateand take over. So it's like
it's impossible. But there are sectionsin the world where white people can exclude
any other race. And I've beentrying to do that at my house for

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years. It just won't work.Yeah, And he said, yeah,
but that's like that's that's that's ourship. You can't take that away from
us. God damn it. We'regood at that. We've been practicing for
years. Yeah, but I wasjust like, I was like, ah,
yeah, I remember all the whiteslaves out there was terrible, yeah,

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awful. Right before three four hundredyears that black people were in a
slave the whites were a slave threefour hundred years before that, so we
will take like three or four thousand. Of course we had her harder.
We're just taking our turn into rotations. There you go. Yeah, there

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was like a tan covered deer thatwas like come here boy, and fucking
just this is why I love fuckingTwitter because it is an absolute dumpster fire
of people that think they can sayyou can say what you want, but
like without being checked, it isfucking hilarious. Well to an opinion,

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I mean, unless you know,I mean, I get it, but
like that's a that's more of astatement, more of a a you know,
I'm trying to make a factual statementout here. It wasn't just like
a I kind of feel like blackfolks might be a little bit more racism
white folks. That would be somethingthat would be a discussion. You were
like, you were like, nah, black folks are way, way,

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way more racist. It's like howyeah, I mean, I can't understand
maybe given a white dude to sideI because you're like, I don't trust
you. I have been I havebeen preconditioned to not necessarily trust you,

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not gonna be mean to you,but I'm not gonna take my eye off
you. Yeah, let's get intothe football. This is a wee turn,
this is a topic list. FuckingMendenhall, blame it. Let's get
into the football thing. So Ididn't really watch too too much. I

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didn't have to. I had towell, I did the whole family stuff
and did all that. Plus Ihad to buy, so I didn't have
like a super vested interest. ButI was also doing you know, adults
hit, So obviously you watched more. So you need to be kind of
the pundit on the week. Theweek that was, I already knew it

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was happening. You know, whenthe Thursday games home and you know the
people hit. I got the doorsblown off again. You gotta watched Bob's
team. Man, that team,his team is wickedly lethal. It's he
beat me out by one hundred,almost three hundred and fifty points, and

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his quarterbacks shipped the bed. Imagineeverybody would have hit. He would have
Probably nobody's made it to four hundred. No. No, I was watching
my team like I you know,I set my line up even though I
had to buy. I was playingagainst nobody. But oh yeah, I
took a look and took a peekat everybody, even if anybody had to

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buy, or even the teams thatwere on on the on the Bible with
the concerts. I was just Ididn't look at these do good there like
I did, because I scored wasn'teven Bob, it was that Daddy.
Dude. I know he's pissed becauseI remember him in the check complaining that
you know he couldn't he just washaving a bad up on something like that.
But he's forty one and Bob threeforty, so he's outscored Bob by

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one point. But if Bob wasthe highest scorer, and I mean what
dude was. But like I said, Bob's team hit hard, he got
hot at the right I can guaranteeit's gonna be you and Bob in the
final. And yeah, I kindof especially now since you know he has
Chase and chases out Timmy does andChase has that separated shoulder that he's gonna

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miss at least a week. Soyeah, Bob his like I said,
he had Dad and fucking Josh Allenand Dak. I don't even think Thatak
crapped twenty points and Josh Allen didn'tdo too well. He only passed like
a bucks fifty and he ran forJames, So for him to drop three

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forty and his quarterbacks didn't even hit. Yeah, his team is lethal,
it really is. Yeah, Igot the brake's blown off for me,
the timmy beat the kept dude.Yeah, yeah, you better hope Jalen
Hurst got all this bullshit out ofhim and he's ready to roll next week

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or this week coming up. He'sbeen playing shitty the past three weeks.
Really well, it is a divisionalgames against It's time. Yeah, you're
good. You should be good unlessthey just run like crazy because a touch
push, a couple of touch pushes. Well, Swift hasn't really been been

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doing that great. Now I amplaying against Swift, so it's a little
worrisome there. But if if Swiftdon't score from long way out and they
get one or two, maybe eventhree yards out, you could they're not
handing it to Swift. But thatwas the main thing I took over the

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weekend was his team is wicked,and you know everybody else, you know
a lot of people. He's kindof hard to gauge you and Taylor's team
because I knew you probably put itin the right, people like you filled
your roster because you just wanted tosee how much they can score. I
think Taylor he had like four peopleout, like people that work and stuff

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like that. So that's not hisfull potential with his team. But still
right, he's been ravaged by injuries. He was last Mitchell this week,
so he's like he has been railroaded. Yeah, I don't think I
mean, even if he didn't losehim, I don't think he can hold
a cant off the Bombs team likeit's like just shit and Robbins like he

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is because a few if you luckhold on, I'm gonna go unless it's
just a name, unless it's justa thing. Where he played me two
weeks in a row, because everybodyhit both weeks pretty much to the week
one. I'm gonna read off hishis numbers here. Week one he had

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one. He only got one fiftyeight. Oh no, no, no,
he wasn't good all year, Likehe's slow, like like he was
like I tell you on one anotherpodcast, he was like Derrick Henry that
as the game went on he gotstronger. Now that motherfucker's a locomotive.
It was weird. Week two wastwo forty three. Week three was three
fifty two. Ooh, thanks,So he did crack three fifty two fifty

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six, uh, two seventy fourthat was your week, hmm to twenty
six. Like, he's kind ofa little up and down to seventy six.
I mean he's in three forty two. This dude crack three hundred several

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times two seventy nine, three sixteen, two fifty three. Yeah, So
he he's definitely a little volatile,but he kind of stays in that middle,
that that middle kind of ground wherewell, any American two fifty to

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three three in a quarter, youknow, he probably sits in that range.
So you got to make sure youhitting on them cylinders because one down
week and no wrap. Yeah,but you know what I mean, I'm
not really anything to be kind of, you know, looked down upon either

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though, because I'm there was abouta six week stretch where I was high.
Yeah, I mean I was hightwo hundreds, three hundreds. Yeah,
So I don't know, it's gonnabe fun and what will what it
will end up probably being is Iwill beat him like two ten to one
seventy, because why the funk wouldit happen? Yeah, ain't gonna score

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ship the final week, right,but yeah, I'm not really giving Timmy
too much of a chance this week. Well I got to I got the
two, I got the one playerhe can't use. Yep, it's like
you don't done the whole year resetand you right back to the same point.

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God damn looking at it, anda detriment to you. I will
say. I do like how thefirst week of the playoffs went because all
the teams that one should have won. Yeah, I mean if I would
have won, I mean I didn'treally, I didn't the whole thing probably

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was wasn't really there, and thenafter Thursday definitely wasn't there. But I
wanted to score a little bit more. But I didn't deserve to be I
mean, we didn't deserve to bethere. Huh. Bob's the shop talk.
He was like, I just likehe texted me. It was like
mid Sunday he was like, I'mkind of wondering who I play after I'm

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done pissing on Jermaine's corpse. I'mlike gow that was like, uh,
get him probably shipped on his fuckinghead a couple of times before when he
was in the league. So no, big yeah, because I remember he
was that one guy that was likewho was it, Uh, you can't

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do it, white boy or someshit like that. What was his first
name? I remember the first Leagueor some ship like that one. Oh
god, I don't know. Yeah, his name was something like you failed
or something and it had something todo with white Way or something like that.
But not shit it on him.I mean it comes around, goes
around. I was playing to him, was like, yeah, you may

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don't talk to the matchups. Man, he's not that guy. Mm hm
no, he was radio silent.Yeah. I don't talk shit, and
it's never been a big ship talkerwhen the ship is going down. Like
like even when I played Madden andyou know, I've been playing playing with
buddies, they'll be talking ship throughoutthe game. They're like, man,
you know, why aren't you talkingship? I'm like, I don't talk

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shit until the final score is over, Like I don't will I don't really
engage during the match. You know, when the match is over, I
might throw a little, you know, a little jab in there here and
there, but I ain't gonna eventhen. I'm not gonna overly talk shit.
I'm just not a big, boastfultype of person. You never had
that. Yeah, I don't reallylike doing it too too too much,

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like I'll do it maybe pre preit happening because I'm a big believer in
the universe, being like, ohis that so? Whoa my beer?
Why don't we fuck you ship?Yeah? So yeah, I'm just not

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never been a big two ship talker, but definitely run into some people.
You know, they they don't talkship after one play. Yeah, it's
a little you sorry motherfucker. You'vebeen like it's like you were not on
the field. You've been talking shipafter Thursday night. It's like, Okay,
we got like ten more games togo, you're up by six points.

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Calm down? Uh uh any anyWell, you said you didn't watch
that much. I didn't. Yeah, I didn't really catch you too much.
I was and husband movies and yeah. The Eagles, man, they
butter. I mean, in reallife, they better do something. They

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got turned around. I will blameabsolutely their performance yesterday on Jalen being sick.
See, I don't know, Idon't think so. I just think
that, you know, the Eagles, I ain't gonna say that they going
in and taking people lightly, butSan Fran beat the Brakes off like there

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was no there was no contest there. Dallas, I think they kind I
ain't gonna say they took him lightly. They knew it was a divisional matchup,
but I think Dallas was like thatthat little brother that just got tired
of getting picked on. Dallas waslike, I'm gonna swing as hard as
I can and then they got him. But I think the Seattle game,

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they went in there thinking that theywas just Seattle was gonna lay down.
It's like, oh you got yougot to back up quarterback Drew Locke.
We're going into Seattle. They ain'tthat good, you know. That's weird.
That reminds me of another Pennsylvania team, another Pennsylvania team that they ain't

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a locked to beat nobody all yeah, but when they are they hmm,
I don't remember that. I don'tknow the name of the team. It'll
come to me eventually. They've beendoing that for years, so I don't
know. Maybe even if teams thatthey had that were damn their goods go

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to Super Bowl teams, they wouldget up and play the ship out of
the Ravens and then down and loseto the fucking Packers like a sorry team.
They loved doing that. They've beendoing that for years. Even under
Coward, they was doing that.Ship you know what. San Fran did
the same thing earlier this year theyhad like a three Dame skinner. There's
getting poopy, and I mean itis a it is a it is a

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game of ebbs and flows. Sowell, it's the parody in the NFL,
and a lot of times teams don'trealize it until it happened to them.
They like, well, you thinkthat just because you're saying friend and
we're Arizona and you're ten and threeand we're three and ten, we're just
gonna lay down and give it toyou. Yeah, doesn't happen like that.

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Usually you can get away with thatin college because overall, almost all
the players on the college field isbetter than the players that got recruited to
small call. But in the NFL, everybody's getting paid, everybody's getting you
know, everybody got a salary capand hey, these are quote unquote professionals.
So yeah, I mean, theseare the best in the world at

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what they do. Whether I mean, and then just you know, it
kind of screams to the parody ofthe NFL as well as it screams to
a lot of these games is decidedabout one or two plays, like it
could be one or two plays thatmake the entire difference of the game.

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Like game where they lost to Idon't know, I can't remember. I
know I lost because they threw itto mart As Vodas Scanty and I lost
to Camp or some shit like that. But he makes that play. Chiefs
win that game. They got awhole different record. It was one play.
But that's honestly, Sometimes it's assmall as maybe, you know,

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a sack on like third and tenmidfield, you know, or even and
people hate it when it comes downto the referees. One call that Super
Bowl gets the Eagles. It camedown to that one call on Juju Smith
Schuster, Yeah, the Chiefs towin. And it's like, but players,
they'll tell you it doesn't come downto one play. It doesn't.

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It does sometimes that now, Yeah, obviously a series of plays can lead
up to that one spectacular play orlack thereof spectacular. I mean, if
you talk to any culture, anyplayer, they expected to execute on every
play, go down and score onevery possession. I ain't gonna never happen,
but they don't act like that's whatthey should have did. And if

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they don't do that, then they'regonna blame that they didn't. Yeah,
because that three yard out route youdid on the twelve yard lines really was
going to fucking house. I hatethat ship. When it's third and twelve
where it's a long and they throwa short dump up, it's like you
think that was gonna go did this? Like it's like one out of ten
times you do that little screen passthat he fucking you know, scrapes by

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by a cunt hair, but likenine out of ten times you do a
little Like it's third and eleven,motherfucker, go for that ship? What
are you doing? Like like we'regonna do a screen wow wide receiver pop
screen like what? Like I getit, but like everyone everyone is literally
at this point expecting that play.So wouldn't makes more sense to not do

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that play? No, Okay,I would chuck it. Like if I'm
in a long situation, my myobjective, my goal is to get a
penalty. So what I'm going todo, I'm chucking that motherfucker. Dude,
listen, you know what. Ifucking hate third and ten fucking hell,
marys, what are you doing?He said, thirty fucking hate it

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it like it never happens, itnever works, like your idea is certain
twenty five. Yeah, go searchfor a DPI. Just position yourself in
back, sort of kind of infront of them and reach it, have
it be underthrown and kind of reachover them and reach in between and boom.
It's fucking that's easy, hail Mary. Certain ten fucking something in your

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playbook. It can get you tenyards and you hate business like I mean,
that's the Matt Canada ship. Yeah, frommly Matt Canada to get a
job somewhere he can become one ofan all dumb gradest coordinators. Man,

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oh man, this is just aship show here in Pittsburgh. It is,
it is. You know, it'sactually kind of fun. Rudolph is
gonna be playing during Christmas. Idon't hate I don't. I don't hate
it. I didn't even put thatpun together. Yeah I don't. I
don't hate it still. But yeah, other than that, man, I

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mean, here we go. Goodluck to you. Here we go man.
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'mexcited. I told Teff understand this
is gonna be a week of help, so don't bother me. No,
uh no, no is the byeis over? Yeah? Yeah, I
think by stop thirty in week thirteen, maybe the fourteen, okay, yeah,

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we got a full slate. Wegot Christmas games, we got Sunday
games, Thursday games, Saturday gamesgoing all right, so Thursday we got
New Orleans at the Rams. Wegot K we got K Williams, right

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I do, yeah, yeah,I'm hoping. Uh, I don't really
see you know that DeMarcus Robinson.He did some Mark two man. He's

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becoming a consistent target in the pastcouple of weeks. Yeah. I I
burnt my way. I burnt mynumber one waiver on him. So I
was like a little balls dep it. I just you only got four,
You only got wour motherfucking waivers.Yeah. Well at that point there was

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you know, there was a six. But still that's not insane. But
I was playing a little bit ofoffense, but mostly defense because I didn't
want to get burnt by him becausehe seems like a very much a Timmy
type of pick. Not again,God damn it. I can't be hurt
again. I can't handle it.Yeah, speaking of that Timmy kind of

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palm fucking crazy. I mean,he had a he had one big broken
play. Yeah, it was definitelyencouraging to see him dud. I mean
even in the traditional league, Ithink that was he had like twenty six.
I don't know what he had inour league, but thirty was like
thirty six or something, and that'spretty productive man. I mean it was

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like a one play deal. Butyeah, it was a bomb. Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, listen, anything I can get out of
him, because we basically swapped teamsfor the most part. Me and Tim
dead like like it's like he lookingat his bucking brothers, some ship or

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his twin, like his looking ateach other's drafts. It's like, yeah,
it's like it's like you he lookingat his uh self before the surgery,
like he had cous make surgery andhe looking at him. He's playing
hisself. So so the Rams andthe Saints, we all know who's the

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better quarterback. Yeah, Carol SherylWilliams to me, is the number one
play, followed by Pooka and cubsmancoming on. Yeah, I'm putting I'm
putting Cup over over over Pooka.Yeah, uh uh, I'll even put
a lot in there before before Pooka. Yeah, Poopa has a little bit.

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I'm gonna still stay. I'm gonnastay. Share one cut Pooka Cam
and then a lot back just becausecar can't bro well. First two were
on board, but I'm putting I'mputting a Lava can, a Lava cam
and then Pooka Poka last. Yeah. They they're gonna need to play catch

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up a bunch, so hopefully alava can go. We'll see. But
but it should be it should beentertaining. Maybe I don't, I don't
know. I'm I mean, Ithink it's gonna be entertaining from a RAM

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standpoint, from a no, younever know what they're coming out with.
H yeah, I mean ideally forme. Now, the problem is I
believe I I believe I play Staffordthis week. So I am very much
hoping for a running game situation.But I will take you know, them

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getting up early, and I'll takethe loss of Stafford getting a touddy.
But I absolutely think he's gonna paintthe paint the town Sherman is. That's

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a Thursday game. Let me getinto our Saturday Saturday deals. We got
what yeah, how many games.Is it too? Oh? Okay,
well there's one. There's there's technicallytoo, but there's it's really only one
game. No, hold on,No, I'm thinking of Chris. I'm

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thinking of the New England and theDensil game. That's Sunday night, okay,
Saturday, So well Sunday afternoon isCynthia pet mm hmmm, I'm not
I I yea god? Uh there'squarterback. Yeah, there's not five good,

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there's not five good. No,you're not gonna get five players here.
I'm gonna go with Mixing. Well, I'm going Higgins. Yeah,
I'm thinking about it. I'm goingHiggins. I'm going Boyd because Boyd likes
to play us. No, yeah, okay, go ahead, is that
it? No, I'm not puttingBoyd up there. I'm I'm doing it's

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gonna be Higgins Mixing. I'm gonnaput that Chase Young or not Chase Young.
What's the fucking name. Yeah,I'm putting him third because I feel
like he's gonna eventually get in thegame, because it's gonna be they're gonna
blow the wheels off us. Som m that. I'm gonna put Boyd
in there because, like I saidhe likes to play out, and I'll

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put I'll put him Jalen Warren.Mhm, okay, I'm gonna go with
Mixing Higgins. I'm in with Deanta. What's it? Mm okay, because

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I mean I think Rudolph, evenwhen he in his limited starts, I
know he was Any quarterback that gotin in the past five years has found
because the ansty Johnson is the bestroute runner. I guess I'm assuming so
they all find him somehow. Idon't even have any faith in the running

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game. I've even lost more faithin Warren too. So yeah, I
just don't see it. Things youdisappear, yeah, disappeared. Okay,

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there we go. We'll say yougot to disappear in that. Yeah,
I got my uh I think diedoutside to go plug it in. Oh
okay, Well, yeah, you'reright about Deonte, though I forgot about
him. He uh. Him andMason do have a relationship. Yeah.

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But yeah, I don't have anyfaith in the running backs anymore. I
means, like I said, Warrenand fell off too. Yeah. Yeah,
it's once again. I'm glad I'mworking. I just can't It's like
I can't wait to get the seasonover with. As far as to watch
them, it's yeah, terrible,pure terrible. It's almost like a punishment

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to watch them. I watched onegame this week. I watched one game
this year and I fell asleep.So there's there's that. Yeah, you
you miss It's almost like you missedout on an SMS session, that of
getting beat tortured. Yeah you did. Well. Yeah it's cross Man all

(36:47):
right. So the other game isBuffalo with the Chargers. Oh okay,
so that's the Saturday Night came.Yeah, I feel largers. It don't
turned it into a ship show too. Yeah, absolutely, But I will
say they at least looked interesting lastweek. A little bit of fire there,

(37:10):
an interesting little caveat here, interestinga coach fire right after the gate.
Well, hey listen, do whatyou gotta do? So Keenan Allen.
He's questionable, but I'm wondering ifwould would if you were him,
would you even play? What areyou playing for? I don't really have

(37:30):
a real I mean that's the samestatement that Aaron Rodgers came out with today
talking about that was played. Youyou're ready to go, you know,
you's no point why even try tocome back in the seasons, it's over,
you're not. I mean, whywaste your time? Same thing if
I was Keenan Allen, yeah,I'd be like, why am I rushing

(37:52):
to get back? We're not right. He already got a he already I
think he has like twelve hundred yardsalready this year. So whatever sentems they
probably built into his contract, heprobably hit him. Yeah, So there's
no reason to come back because youknow you're older, you're injury prone anyway.

(38:13):
Just stay home, man, whichworks well for me, and you
know, start rehabbing. Yeah,if you're coming back another year probably is
Yeah. Yeah. In Buffalo,I mean, they're playing their hearts out,
so you know they're gonna be well. Even if they weren't, let's
be honest, the Chargers would havebeen down anyway. But it definitely makes

(38:37):
my man Palmer look up boatload moreinteresting what with what yeah? Yeah with
all know? Yeah, Ackler,fuck man, I don't know, I
did you just like pull the plugon that one or you got to put

(38:59):
him in? But yeah, Imean, and and I think that's the
thing with him. You have tonow taper your expectations. You see the
like twenty point projection and You're like, yeah, I watched him do that

(39:22):
stupid ship to Jerry Judy. Ohhe kind of went off when your bench
didn't. Yeah. Yeah. I'mlike, oh, oh, well it
didn't matter. I don't give afuck if I played that strategy called best
ball when it put in, Yeah, Dad, I wasn't even close,

(39:44):
so he didn't. A funny littlething though, with Buffalo Bob was talking
all this shit about picking up Gabe. He's like, why he goes off.
I'm like, I bet he getsa zero. For sure, he
got five fucking zero, And Iwas like, yeah, jump on that
landmine, bub We've got more zerosthan even halfway decent games. He got

(40:10):
more zeros in my homes contract thanoh taani, what's the word? Yeah,
that motherfucker's getting seventy million a year. No, he's not. Did
you see what he did? Yeah, But what he's doing is he's deferring

(40:32):
sixty eight million a year for thenext ten years. So he's only going
to get paid two million dollars ayear for the next ten years. But
when his ten years are over,he's to stay out. Yeah, he's
that he's getting the Bobby Bennie aday type of deal, except way way

(40:52):
much more so he just like puttingin a retirement plan. Yeah, which
is just nuts because the Dodgers thisthemselves for the next twenty years pretty much
like they have to win like atleast three titles that make that make sense
because if they don't anything anything anythingbelow that. Nope, he made yep.

(41:15):
But yeah, Buffalo Chargers. Weall know who the better quarterback is
top score Digs, No, youknow what, I'm gonna cook. So
I'm going cook. I'm going cook. I'm going cook Digs. Palmer,

(41:37):
Oh God, I I don't knowman, Eckler, Sure, Yeah,
I'm alone the same lines. I'mgonna go cook Digs because I think they're

(41:57):
gonna run cook until it stopped working. So being that they won last week
and they won handedly, they're gonnakeep They're gonna keep barking up that same
tree until then the ship falls out. So yeah, Biggs, I'm gonna
say, Eckler and yeah, Iguess Palmer. I mean there's that's if

(42:21):
Allen don't play, So yeah,old plays, I don't I don't know
what kind of record or yeah Imeant or whatever. Easton Stick. Yeah,
I'm I'm going with the assumption he'snot playing, but obviously if he
does, then he's gonna be widereceiver one pretty much. Mmmm. No,

(42:47):
I'm still gonna put him number three. No, I'm talking about he's
the wide receiver one on that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
that's Saturday. At least that's adecent way to end the game and
end of the end of the gamesand day hopefully maybe who knows. Okay,
so, oh god, damn it. Really this is the first one

(43:10):
we have to talk about, fuckingchrist Okay, uh, all right,
Sunday one o'clock. Commanders at Jets. Oh my god, right, man,

(43:30):
is what it is? How dudeor the booking came in? But
they're starting? How huh? Butyeah, but they're starting? How how
got announced as the starter? Soagain, seriously, wow, hold on,
something just came through for the charters? What charges? President Johnson Fannel

(43:57):
said that the team never considered movingon from here coach until after that loss.
I think hindsight is always going tobe the cha So because he got
blew out a bout sixty three andthat was the icing on the cake.
I mean, yeah, you shouldfucking be fired for that. Yeah,

(44:17):
I mean when they was still youknow, when the game was handedly decided
and he was still he had thedude still out there throwing it. You
run and hurt him, get thatclock down, and you get out of
that stadium with the blowout that's alreadyoccurred. No, I think the dude
threw two more picks or two moretwo more turnovers, and that's why the
score just went crazy. Yeah,yeah, how And I don't even know

(44:47):
if who gives a ship? Yeahhonest, like like, I don't mean
to be a deck, but whocares. It doesn't matter. It's gonna
be so fucking bad. You don'tgot idiot? Oh god, no,
oh, I would not be inthe playoffs if I did, sir.
No, I mean Robinson, rememberyou had him and I dished him when

(45:09):
he was good to get some something. I forget what it was, but
I got something. Yeah. Ithink it's part of my hurts trade.
Actually yeah okay, yeah, yeah, okay, next all right, So

(45:30):
Detroit and Minnesota. I don't haveany Yeah maybe briefe that's about it,
all right? That fun? OhDetroit at Minnesota? Okay, uh,
we all know who the better quarterbackis? Top four? I going over

(45:54):
top of his dude, gips man, it's crazy for him, It's been
him. I'm hoping not. Yeah, we got Gibbs, No, Bob
does not. I I'm going tosay, what the hell I got?
I got Henderson? So no,you got Monty? Right? Yeah?

(46:17):
Who the fuck is Henderson? Iknow I'm gonna say who the fuck?
Yeah? I'm like what, ohyeah, okay, yeah, okay,
so yeah, Gibbs, sun God, Dan, Monty, uh, Jefferson,

(46:39):
Jefferson didn't playing. Yeah, yeah, I gotta go Jefferson, even
though Addison went fucking hamm saying whichlast time Jefferson Hawkinson and just finish out
with Addison? All right, wellyou're wrong. So I'm gonna go it's

(47:10):
it's gonna be Gibbs, No,No, it's gonna be sun God,
Gibbs, Laporta, oh damn JJand Henderson or fucking not Monte Love what
Henderson? I sure? Did youknow? Laporta is a tight end one

(47:37):
on the year? Yeah? Ithink so. Yeah, nuts, he
outperformed Kelsey like by hell yeah,but that should be fun. Hopefully,
hopefully Minnesota's defense is not what ithas been lately for personal reasons. But

(47:59):
who knows. Yeah, it isn'ta do you know what got the it's
gonna get drafted first him or Kelsey. I mean, it'll be Kelsey still
from the name value, but itwouldn't be a good it wouldn't be a
smart play, all right. NextCleveland and Houston, which we have that

(48:23):
breaking news of Stroud missing this gameagain too, so that definitely puts a
damper on a bunch of things.When the game was gonna not I don't
know if it was gonna blow thewheels off or anything, but uh,
now without Stroud, it's a littlelike, oh God, because I now
have some interesting things to play atplay here. Even though Noah Brown did

(48:46):
this thing last year last week.Do you do you trust that same thing
against Cleveland? I don't. I'mscared like it really, Like I know,
we've already been over the whole Clevelandnot really being you know, an
amaze. I mean, but theystill got a pretty decent defense and they

(49:09):
and it gets upgraded. They're goingagainst you know, Davis Mills, Davis
Fields or some ship so that theyget a vast upgrade. So I would
say, and this is gonna it'sgonna be a weird thing here. I'm
gonna say the number one. I'mgonna go whoever. No, okay,

(49:37):
it's gonna be Coop. It's gonnabe Coop. Then I'm gonna go Dalton
Schultz m because he is a veryskilled tight end. But he's also gonna
be his best friend. You know, with that defense as it is your

(49:59):
needed, you're you're looking to getthat out quick. So with that being
said, also I'm gonna go theHouston backfield. It's number three. I'll
put Jerome forward at number four,and I'll put cream Hunt as number five
because always the bride's made number thebride. Mm am going to go Coop

(50:27):
Djoku. Wait, I'm wrong.If Nico's playing, hold on Nico,
Nico would be back. Yeah.Yeah, if Nico's coming back, everyone
gets he's number one, and thencream Hunt goes away. Sorry, go
ahead, yeah, go Coop inDjoku Houston backfield. If Nico play,

(51:00):
I put Nico third. But ifhe doesn't, like I said, Houston's
backfield chokes. Oh good. Imean if Nico don't play, Boy Brown
might get in. I mean hecomes into facto number one. Yeah if
yeah, if if Nico isn't in, but it looks like he's gonna be

(51:21):
in. He fits in somewhere therepotentially, but I don't know. I
I'm not until I hear word onNico. I'm probably sitting brown all right?

(51:42):
Oh god, uh Green Bay Carolina, alright, Carolina even still playing?
Just stop playing football like you guys. Get the weeks off and yeah,
I just conceived this season like justlet it go. Damn, oh

(52:02):
god, this is terrible. Yeahyeah, well no, the better quarterback,
not by much, but yep,I don't know who the top score
man. It's gotta go Watson.Watson's number one watching. I haven't even

(52:24):
played the past couple of weeks.I don't even know if he's going.
I mean, if he's playing,he's number one, Okay, if he's
not playing, kill yourself. Idon't know. Reid is taken over as
the number one? Oh he is. I don't trust neither one of them,

(52:47):
damn Green Bay Backs. Don't trustnobody. Cuba, baby, that's
it. The receive is a rollodex. Spend it ever lands. I don't
know. It's like your it's likeyour ho index. But they're all fat

(53:07):
bitches. You know you're gonna besmelling some weird smells that night, and
what happened? Everyone is at threea m mistake, three AM mistake.
Yeah, all right, Well,I mean, I'm not gonna bother whether

(53:30):
there's not really much to speak onthere. We're not gonna waste their time
on it. Seattle with tendency,and really, honestly, at this point,
if you're in the Semis, you'reprobably not dealing with anybody with Green
Bay or Carolina, to be honest, So Seattle with Tennessee. See,
this is interesting to me because whatdo you do with the gino here?

(53:59):
Like it's the was like first ofall, he was like his he was
Locke's biggest cheerleader, which was mildlyadorable. But that's interesting. How the
hell you have me take reps forthe first team? You so hurt,
and then like hours before get off, you're talking about you're gonna play.

(54:20):
I would have been pissed, andman, what the fuck I gotta feeling
that Rudolph? I mean, Igot is gonna try to do that to
Rudolph. I'm gonna practice. Iwant to see Rudolph get at least one
chance. It might not be agood chance, but at least we got
that out the way. That's like, at this point, you got all

(54:42):
three of the quarterbacks in. Ifeel like that you that's like bingo or
some ship, right, like youget like some kind of bonus. I
don't know. Yeah, I hada feeling Picky's gonna try to play and
and and cut if Tom is stupidenough to do that and not let this
city at least see Rudolph one moretime, because people are begging for him,
like that's the thing, Like peopleare like, put him in.

(55:06):
At least we get we get thatout the way. It's it's it's you
know as well as I know.At said job, it was a process.
Troubleshooting is a process of elimination.At least that I mean, it's
the point. Just see like youhave nothing to lose. You're not going
to make the playoffs, and ifyou do, you're gonna pull your Maine.

(55:27):
My bad. I'm sorry, damn, I apologize. Oh yeah,
I got a championship, so Ican. I could reference that at all
times, and nobody got to,so we all even there. Give it

(55:47):
a few weeks. Well, we'llsee, we'll see. It would be
cool to see Bob get it though, because it would be me, you,
Timmy and Bob, that would bethat would be kind of cool like
first yeah, yeah, so alsointeresting, DK didn't get any fucking play,

(56:09):
not towards it until the end.Dave Chance then doing some shit.
Yeah, that was a nice catch. He caught the back of that bitch,
the back of the old ball.Yeah, that's another Timmy Rental player.
I got off of him. Sohe said, Timmy Rental, Oh
you know what, So you talkabout someone that started super super slow and

(56:30):
just steadily increase and he made Imade about it on here. If we
go back to maybe the first coupleof weeks or maybe even mid season,
we said he was gonna, youknow, because at first they was just
throwing him stupid screen wide receiver screens, and then as he's gonna start learning

(56:52):
more of the route tree, andthen eventually we got to a point on
here what we said, he's thenew Tyler Lockett, and Tyler Lockett is
FA So yeah, so I don'tknow, it's cool, I dig it.
I feel like I I'm not,by any stretch a guru, but
I definitely felt he had good,good things to bring to the table.

(57:13):
I didn't think you feel like younurtured him and ship. Baby. I
sat on that egg and I sangto him that egg look in the front
of your looking yo, your feathersand ship and you kept him nice and

(57:37):
warm and toasty. Yeah. Imean, it is awesome to watch a
player grow up, you know,And it's especially when you go out and
get him right and that that's alwaysa good feeling. Like even if if
he doesn't blow up in the playoffs, which he probably won't, he'll give
me a good you know floor,which that's all I want. But from

(58:00):
what he was when I got himto what he is now, it's like,
no, this is actually a goodplace. I don't have to worry
about him in my lineup because beforeI'm like, oh god, what did
I do? But you know,and then he's like, it's somebody that
you drafted. No, you gothim in aw I tried traded for him.
Okay, yeah, well still,I mean you never once you got

(58:23):
to you you didn't pan it,you didn't get rid of them, you
didn't you know, he's only watchedhim deep. Now he's a fix it
and forget it type of play,Like you don't have to think two three
times to start up. Yeah,I don't know, He's just an automatic
in there type of thing. Imean, hell has put this way.

(58:44):
I didn't draft him. I draftedEckler, and I'm on a weekly basis,
like how can I convince myself toput somebody else in here and feel
okay with it? So yeah,you'll never you'll never live it down.
You'll you'll you'll swear you out thunkyourself and right, and once again,

(59:06):
it just it. This is twoyears in a row when my first round
pick burns me, and then youknow, once again, another tight end
that I drafted burns me. Youget, you know, losing Andrews.
It's like, man, I mean, I'm surprised you had the balls to
drop game debate right there on theday and go on podcast. I wanted

(59:30):
nothing to more because you know what, I'm so tired of having a conversation,
so tired of you know, openOkay, okay, this is gonna
be that week. No fuck that. I have other players that will at
least at least get me up afloor. You are you are not good
enough to be considered volatile. Likethat's the shitty part about it. Like

(59:52):
when you're you've got a player thatthey might as well have a little hole
next to the name and you canput them on I R and expect the
same points. Yeah, that's apro. I mean, I can see
it happened him one time, butit has happened on multiple I think this
is three weeks in a row.Man, he has a zero. Don't
quote me on that, but itmay be three in his three in a
row where he has a zero.I'm like, I don't so he don't

(01:00:14):
about right? How do you fuckingdo that? Man? That seems like
a hard thing to do, almostlike you have to try to do it
right. So where we at movesat home? The games? Uh Seattle
and Tennessee? Okay, okay,okay? Um at a quarterback? Pretty

(01:00:37):
sure it's Gino's gonna play. Soof course, well Lets is dealing with
a high ankle spring, so hemay not even go maybe going back to
Tanny there, gonna go back toTanny. Let's Tanny try to go crazy
because he's finally getting his chase back. MHM. Top scorer in this game.

(01:01:00):
I'm one walker. Yeah sounds likeit. But Tennessee do got a
kind of a strong rush run defense. Still still yeah, I mean,
they're gonna get beat down because they'renot. Tennessee is not. I don't
feel like I don't know if they'regonna score. I mean really, if

(01:01:21):
if Levis is then they're not.That Lews is like the end all be
all. But it's kind of likeand you know how much Carol love to
run the football. So they doget a lead that's more than seven points,
they're definitely gonna run it down theirthroat him A. Sharbon A didn't

(01:01:42):
do much last week, so I'mhoping he doesn't do it again because definitely
traded sharbon Ay to my opponent.Mmmm. But even if he does,
I'm not I got rid of youas you were a throw in on that
trade. I I traded him whenthis but when it was a fifty to
fifty split, so when I didthat. It hasn't really He's only had

(01:02:07):
like one or two weeks where hehad good game. I think that was
against me. So sounds about right. Yeah, most likely, So definitely,
Walker, would you go? Imean, Hop's been getting a ship
ton of targets, but once again, we don't know what the quarterbacks.

(01:02:30):
I will go Henry. I guessI'll go DJ before Henry, go ahead,
go ahead and name yours. Yeah, I'm going Walker Henry. This
is the least productive year I've evercalled Henry. Henry was like yeah,
yeah, like he saves his daywith touchdowns. Like I don't all the

(01:02:53):
last time he Mary had one hundredyards here nowadays it's like sixty yards two
touchdowns. If he haven't productive week, he he's old man. That's why
I capt him. I cappt himfor two weeks and got rid of him.
Maybeen filtering in that Tazi Spears dude, Yeah, you know what,
I'm well funny enough that you sayhim. Yeah, you know what,

(01:03:16):
it's a good I'm gonna go WalkerSpears. I'm going Walker Spears. I
mean, just to promote promote goodjuju. I'm going j s N hot

(01:03:37):
than Henry. All right, yeah, I'm gonna go Walker DK hop j
s N. Yeah. Lastly,Henry, really, you're not even thrown

(01:03:59):
Spears in there, because Spears getsthat play when they're behind, So I
don't know he gets that play,but it's like is I mean, he
doesn't really get touchdowns. When theyget close, they pump it, they
bring right in, bring in,mister fucking al tractor settle, a little
little tractor. So did you didyou think he broke a record last week?

(01:04:26):
No? Who dare? Yeah?Yeah. So between rushing and receiving,
he had about twenty attempts and lessthan fifteen yards. It's the first
time in NFL history that's ever happened. Twenty. He had twenty touches,

(01:04:47):
whether it be through the air throughon the ground, and he didn't crack
twenty yards. I think at onepoint he had like sixteen rushes for like
four yards. Jerome Betts can getmore than that, God right now,
he can. Yeah. Yeah,So yeah, Spears is good. He's

(01:05:12):
a PPR machine, but unless hescores from the twenty out, he's not
getting touchdowns. So well, Idon't know how much they're really gonna be
in the twenty. So that's kindof why I'm going Spears. I think
they're just gonna need him to kindof especially if it's Tanny, because you
know, he's gonna be rusty andhe's gonna need someone to like bail him

(01:05:33):
out. He got the he gotthe Derek car syndrome going on. Can't
throw it ten yards past his lineof scritage pretty much, all right,
last game on the doc at forthe one o'clock it's Indian Atlanta. Damn
yeah, without pity, it don'tlook it looks shitty. Well, he

(01:05:56):
said, without pity, it looksshitty, and that means downs, I
guess gets elevated to the number one. Unfortunately, Ah, who knows what
the Taylor situation. He might begoing back. Taylor is gonna start.
Oh no, I'm talking about likeJonathan Taylor. He might be coming back
this week. I don't know what'sgoing on with Moss. I know he

(01:06:20):
left the game and the name Yeah, he hurt his wrist, he says.
He says, trying to go withStirman and some other I don't even
know his name. I can't evenremember his name. I mean, he
said he wants to try to go. But I feel like that may change
if Taylor is actually in more thanmay just both run, you know,

(01:06:42):
hobbled, and it might be kindof where it might go back to how
it was before, where it wasa fifty to fifty for the first week
or two. I don't know.I don't want to tee. I will
probably sit unless unless Taylor is afull out. I'm I'm not playing it.
I'm not playing, I'm not Idon't want to get a hurt player

(01:07:05):
like I'm almost I'm I'm good Man. Yeah, quarterback in this game.
I guess, of course Minshew betterquarterback, So for sure is Pittman.
Like I understand they suspended dude forthe whole season. I don't know if

(01:07:26):
that hit was that damn egregious.Well, I guess that's like his six
personal foul this year. Yeah,they were saying something about it's a mender
type of thing. Yeah, Imean, I don't know it. I
don't think it was intentional at all. It was just both players kind of
going for the ball. He gotlit up, and it is it looks
a lot worse than it actually.I feel like the intent wasn't there.

(01:07:49):
No, man, he got up, I can see. I ain't gonna
say that. To make something serious, you gotta get carted off. But
the dude got up, and hedidn't seem like he was just like,
you know, dazed and severely hurt. You know, I don't know.
The thing that cracks me up isabout those high hits. If you ask

(01:08:11):
an NFL player where they want tobe hit, where they want to be
hit, they prefer you to hithim high than to hit him low,
because hitting them low could cause aseason ending injury. So if you're gonna
ask me, you know, Idon't know, show me some stars,
not some scars. Yeah, Idon't know what the movie was. Oh

(01:08:33):
yeah it was. I don't know. There was Last Boys, Guts something
with Bruce Willis, and he wasabout to give him to do. He
was about to punch him. Hewas like, head or gut. He
gave him a choice, like it'sa hit, Like either you want me
to punch you in your fucking heador you want to be the gut,
and dude was like gut. He'sboom. So same thing like if you
ask a player you want me toblash you up top or you want me

(01:08:58):
to blash you down below? Ninepoint nine times out of ten they're gonna
ask for to hit up high.Yeah. The more girths up there,
You got more girths up top thanyou do down below, and you're you're
it is. I mean, lookat look at keithon Mitchell. He was
running and his knee was like I'mgonna go this opposite way because reasons cool.
I mean, all it takes isa slight a slight different angle to

(01:09:25):
hit somebody low and their knees blownout. Yep, and it's a multiple
injury. Like justin Jefferson. Rememberhe came back for like a play and
then he took that hit up highher back the next week. He'm pretty
sure he would be glad he gothit up high. Yeah, he didn't
get hit down low. Yeah,And I think his hit was I think

(01:09:47):
that I think someone probably just likebruised his kidney or some shit, like
he took some type of internal right, he rattled internally, but ready to
go to next week. So ifhe took that hit down low, he
might not be ready to go nextseason around the same exact time, you
know what I mean old season.So where are we at? I don't

(01:10:15):
know if Pittman is even playing.Yeah, it hasn't really said anything either
way yet. So, Yeah,they usually come up with that practice support
on Wednesdays Tuesdays. A lot ofteams don't. It's kind of like they're
off day. They don't practice oranything like that. You don't get a
lot of a lot of news onTuesdays. This all starts coming out Wednesday.

(01:10:36):
If Pittman plays He's probably my numberone, followed by London. No,
Pittman, I don't know this ArthurSmith dude, I mean had b
John Robinson. This dude had lessthan a point, This dynamic player had

(01:11:00):
less than a point and they wasmaking him blocking, had him on the
line. He wasn't even running them. This dude, Arthur Smith's fucking ass.
Just he just chooses weeks to justfuck people. He'll be He'll be
fired. Yeah, because they saidthat. The owner came out and said
something, we gotta play these gamesand win them all and all that ain't

(01:11:24):
gonna happen. So yeah, he'sfired. Yeah, Yeah, there's not
much. There's not much. Yeah, B John. If in the normal
world, then Pity if you playPity is shitty whatever. Then there's Drake
London, and then it's the whatevercombination of Colts backfield that yeah, I'm

(01:11:55):
going Colts, uh if Pity playscool, and then the backfield as number
two if Pitty doesn't play, iftheir backfield, and that's it. I
can't trust in your star running backif you don't want to fucking run them,
like to run out Jeer and andand she's like it's like having a

(01:12:18):
ten inch deck and be an abstinent. It's like, what are you doing
crazy? Like you're walking around witha fucking branch and there's like I'm not
gonna touch them, or you knowwhat, card Like that's like having a
Lamborghini and you're catching the bus,Like what are you right? You're not

(01:12:40):
showing that off at all? Okay, all right, four pm Jacksonville at
Tampa Bay. This could be likethat sleeper game of the week that could
be super interesting. It could bethat game that you know, they go
up and down the field put uppoints long as Lawrence is playing, because
he's in protocol at the moment,so we'll see mm hmma. Definitely two

(01:13:08):
dynamic running backs. Baker has beenon fire. Who is the better quarterback
in this one? Lawrence? Imean, you know my feelings on Lawrence.
I'm gonna go Baker. Okay,cut your hair, you fucking hippy
top scorer here Mike Evans no,white, yeah, okay, yeah yeah

(01:13:32):
white. Another ball protog said thistoo kindloaded squad up played them? Well
go ahead, yeah what Evans now? Yeah yeah yeah, white white Evans.
Well, in this game, itwill be black Evans. But for

(01:13:54):
my left three white Ovens, whatwhite Evans et N. I'll throw Ingram
in there. Uh, I guessRidley at the end. I don't know.

(01:14:26):
I'm I'm so off on this dude, like he should be lucky.
I even put him in the fuckinglist. Yeah. Uh the white Evans,
the black avage white Evans, somestupid one. Uh, I'm gonna

(01:14:49):
say e t N And like yousaid, Evan, I mean, uh,
Ingram and I gotta put really init because as a Jones is probably
the most likely I got Jay Joe. He probably ain't gonna play the other
handy. Yeah, I think it'sa walking a bend. And he even
went out there with a big assdamn Marino brace on his knee anyway,

(01:15:12):
so he was already horrible. Soyeah, I see nobody else making an
impact. I mean I bailed forfootball man. That dude is James Corner
of the receiver. World is notbuilt to like last football. So this
season Ridley or Godwin and yeah,yeah, I don't chase the points for
Godwin. It's that's his blow upfor the year, conductive last week.

(01:15:34):
But I made sure that I didnot start him. Yeah, and I
lost those points, but I stillwon that in that league. I mean,
those other two leagues that I'm donein or whatever end up being five
and ten in those two and sixand eight Wow? Yeah? Did you

(01:15:58):
wait? Did you have a losingrecord across the board? Yep? Wow.
And then it's the one league thatI was five and ten. I
looked at the score. I'm thethird top scorer in the league. How
does that happen? I lose tengames and I scored third amongst the entire

(01:16:19):
league. So that means every weekI played somebody and scored high, they
scored higher. Yeah. That strengthof schedule right there, that stuff absolutely
comes into play. Like if youwere one slot different on whatever randomization that
was. I'm rocurious to see whatyou're you're h well, are the people

(01:16:42):
around me, like the top scorerand the ones that are two three below
me? They were like nine andfour, like they had winning records,
and they all you know, Iwas the only one amonth them that was
five and ten. I have theinteresting thing of I had the top I
had the top scoring, and Iwas the top seed. So I am

(01:17:04):
guaranteed to lose next week, guaranteedas long as I ain't nowhere near you
you're good. Well, technically youwill be physically taint your ship, but
I probably won't be there untill later. I don't want to ruin your game.

(01:17:30):
Yeah they may have to. Yeah, you may. You may not
be staying over sunny no more,damn ship. Yeah, let me know
your team. Listen. That's whatI was gonna say, Like, you're

(01:17:51):
gonna be physically here. That's abad fucking business. Don't let me near
you. I have bad karma.Well maybe since you're around, they'll produce
because they'll smell you're fucking aroma.They're like, I need to I need
to step up. All right,the hell's going on? He keeps trying

(01:18:26):
to go to the chat. I'mlike, damn, what am I chatting?
Right? Okay, so Dallas atMiami. Here we go. Remember
we talked about a while back whenI said that we were the two most

(01:18:50):
teams that beat up those squads thatain't that good. And I remember you
asking said do they play each other? And I was like, no,
here we are. Oops. Yeah, you know what, this should be

(01:19:10):
interesting in a week. I thinkpeople are no, the Monday night is
the most interesting. Yeah, Ipersonally say, everyone's like, oh they
had the game plan to beat Dallasor uh, Buffalo had the game Plan's

(01:19:31):
gonna run run, run, run, run, run run. I don't
know if they can. I don'tknow if Miami is gonna be able to
do that. Plus Hill will beback, so that's not gonna be the
case in Miami, Dallas in Miami. You know, Dallas got that problem

(01:19:55):
on the road. This is eithergonna be a real low scoring game or
real high scoring game. Two.Hill's gonna be number one regardless. The
better quarterback, Oh dad, Yeah, yeah. I mean Tua has his

(01:20:24):
moments, but he's not consistently bomband plus he's throwing Hill like that is
a better, just mid range typeof throwing quarterback. Like you could put
Hill on the Steelers and he wouldactually make them look good. You could
put Hill on the fucking Cardinals inthere look good. I'm gonna go Hill,

(01:20:50):
hell CD most oh, wattle watera chain. What about Fergie.

(01:21:11):
I think he's gonna do tight endgood, but to be in the top
school, don't know if I canput him there. No, no,
unless he unless he does that wholelike two for forty and two tunnies.
Yeah, yeah, all right,So I'm going to hell CD is it

(01:21:36):
can I can I do most ofanything? Oh like a double because because
the kind of separate entities were allright, all right, you got to
put them, you got to separatethem to you try them to out there
in regards like there's no you can'tlump them together now like a lot of

(01:21:56):
those back bills just kind of likea lump together thing. But those two
are two independent players, just likegibbs An. You can't can't say to
Detroit that, yeah, we can'tplay the Houston game with those fair enough,
they are two separate players, twoseparate fantasy teams that two separate owners

(01:22:17):
are starting, regardless of what's Ifeel like eight. So so I think
it really comes down to what's gonnahappen in the game, right, So
if they're down, a change willget more. If they're up, most
will get more. I think Dallasis gonna win this. So I'm gonna
say a Shane is number three.I'm still putting Most are in there at

(01:22:45):
number four, and then I'll putWattle with four at five? Is that
almost exactly like yours? I thinkit's exactly. Now he'll hate hate,
He'll see moster Okay, why areyou going to most of first by the

(01:23:13):
way, just curiosity. What's yourkind of strategy there? It's just I
mean, this dude's got more touchdownsthan the hold the entire somethings combined.
I mean he just get these touchdowns, Like he doesn't have these eye popping
stats, but get amandaged sea pointsbecause when they get close to that end

(01:23:33):
zone, he's the back that they'rethe bruiser back of choice. It ain't
like they take them out. Imean, it ain't gonna take them out
for little ass a chain. Achain has to score from twenty yards out.
Moster can school easily can do that. That's the That's the thing about
him, He's like it doesn't matter. I will fucking like it's trust most

(01:23:56):
fantasy points where I don't think youcould be wrong either way to be on
It's like it's they're so close.Yeah, so dn a Chain, Din
Waddell, Dallas and then Fergie wouldbe you know on over mention. But
yeah Dallas, I don't what aboutlike Paullart, I don't. I don't
really see it. No, nohe uh that was one of my failed

(01:24:25):
attempts as of trade that I dishedhim off pretty quick too. Just not
it just doesn't. He needs.He needs to be that supplemental back.
That's what he needs. He cancarry the load. I don't know.

(01:24:45):
I think it was Sunday night onone of those shows NFL Network, like
they do the recap of the week, and Mariice Jones Drew nailed it.
He was just like they got ridof Zeke and everybody said Zeke wasn't ship
and he was just like, Zekeprobably ain't ship, but Pollard ain't ship
either. Without he needs a bruiserback. Tock takes the majority of it,

(01:25:05):
hits where he can scat through them. Same home. He needs somebody
to soften up the defense. He'snot a soften the defensive type of bat.
So he's a butter knife. He'sa he's a butter knife, but
a hard bone or hard meat oranything. Yeah, No, he's just

(01:25:29):
he's there to move around the peas. He's a butter knife. He's a
good damn good butter knife, asmooth one. But yeah, you ain't
cutting chicken breasts with a butter knife. It is. I mean, you
may eventually get do it, youmay get that, but usually you're gonna

(01:25:53):
be like I should use a differenttool here. That was a good boy,
is it? I mean I dosome things when I do something sometimes?
All right? Last game of thefour o'clock Arizona Chicago, Oh God,

(01:26:19):
Battle of the What the fuck isthis quarterback matchup? Is the better
quarterback? Eh? Cole Cale KyleKyler Murray has a little bit more under
her his belt as far as accuracywise, Yeah, but he just doesn't

(01:26:42):
have ship to throw to except McBride. So I'm going McBride number one.
Oh no, I'm gonna go DJMoore first. McBride. Ye fair,
I mean I'm in. I'm floppingthat one. So Moore's number two,

(01:27:02):
Connor's number three. Who now getstough? No, it doesn't get tough.
I don't have to have five,fuck you, there's no It's a
coin toss of whoever wants to maybegetting the end zone or not. It

(01:27:27):
doesn't matter who this game is.Literally nobody cares about this game. It
makes no difference except for Arizona.I think they're now in position to have
the number one pick. So Ican't imagine that the coach or management is
like, hey, Kyler, gogive it a all They're all like,

(01:27:48):
hey, how do you feel aboutsucking up your knee again? What are
your feelings about that? He said, how do you feel about? You
know, let's let's catch some dinnerafter this, you know, let's hang
it up early. We could playup, we could fucking pull up Carolina.

(01:28:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna go more McBride, you said, Connor, And
then lastly and would commit and that'sit. Ah, yeah, super forgettable.
How fucking gross is this game thatthe two two of the four highest
scores are now lee tight ends andthen the Christmas gift that everyone was expecting,

(01:28:40):
uh eight o'clock game of the Patriotsand the Broncos. Cool, this
is gonna be like a fucking twelveto ten game. This it's gonna be
a two. This it's gonna thisis gonna be a one to three game.
Yeah, he said one. Youcan't even score one. Let's start

(01:29:04):
with a handicap, he said.They just start off kicking extra points,
right, if you get close,you kick an extra point. Like you
don't even go to the zone.Like I have played paper football games more
exciting than what this game is gonnabe. Man, Yeah, I there's

(01:29:26):
nothing exciting here. I'm not evengonna pick people. There's no once again,
if you are, you're not playingthis week. If you have people
on this from this you know what? Actually, okay, there's one person
hunter Henry there. You start that. Uh, that's why I'm gonna lose.

(01:29:48):
That's why I'm a loser. Igot several. I would go with
Cam Sutton, they overrated, hedoesn't do ship sudden and maybe Henry,

(01:30:10):
but who knows. And I don'tknow nothing about moment. J Stevenson.
I don't even know if he's evenback or he's not. Who cares?
And Denver's defense is probably at too. Yeah, right right, that's it.
I guess you can to zeke inthere somewhere. Yeah. I think

(01:30:30):
the hard thing is these two teamsare super fucking forgettable, so like there's
no excitement about talking about it,Like why dig into it when it's just
like, oh god, I meanit's gonna be a defensive game. It's
like you're gonna cap off the nightwith this. It's almost like greats.

(01:30:58):
A lot of the shit you couldhave fucking flex like this is the one
that you want to flex. Youhave you had a good, you know,
good day, you ate real well, and then at the end of
the night you get a midnight snackof some spammers like this should be this
this, this should be Detroit Minnesota. That should be the that should be
the nightcap. Yeah, well maybenot because you know, yeah it should

(01:31:25):
have been. I mean, butno, you gotta have a good midday
game. So that's the Miami andyeah, well you could have I mean,
you Scott to have David d Yeah. Well you know, well,
you know what, you could haveput Jacksonville on Tampa Bay. That would
have been at least you keep theDallas and Miami one it fo Yeah,

(01:31:47):
not bad. Okay, all right, Christmas three games, so Vegas at
the Chiefs. There's three games onChristmas. Yeah, just the Monday night
game. Mm hmmm fuck ship.All right, Vegas at who casey,

(01:32:13):
Okay, we already know that quarterbackchop score put checko. Yeah, he's
supposedly coming back. M m thechecko right before Adams. Who that's that's

(01:32:34):
oh ship, Yeah, that spicym. It seemed like it seems like
Adams performs well when he's kind Iain't gonna say he's forgotten, but I
kind of forget about him a littlebit. But when he's the main focus

(01:32:57):
and it's a divisional game, Casey, you know how to take him out
of that game. Damn. Keepin mind though, keep in mind,
Raiders tend to play Casey real well, it's true, so I would go
Checko Adams Kelsey. Well, Isay, Kelsey tends to play the Raiders

(01:33:23):
really well too. He always havea monster game of the Raiders. Yeah,
but I don't. I don't knowif we have the Kelsey we think
we have. Hmm, I don'tknow if you can put Rice in there
or not. I guess I'll puthim number four, but I uh so

(01:33:47):
you're number one? Is who thechecker? Okay? Adams else, I

(01:34:15):
guess Rice. I just don't knowabout this guy, like I don't.
I don't know. He is volatile, but at the same time he is
developing into the the number one optionalthere. But yeah, and then I
guess put Ja Kobe at the endbecause I don't know if Jacobs is playing
playing Yeah, yeah, maybe,yeah, but I don't Yeah, I

(01:34:40):
don't know, mouthset, You ain'tgot no interest in him on the wire
as tonight? No, god no, especially because I don't know if he's
playing, if I don't anybody elseon the wire. I mean we are
at the last game. Anybody youlike, I can pick him up.
I'm just saying, are you interestedin anybody off the wire? Not a
single person? Yeah, I didn'treally see big hot Hot, but yeah,

(01:35:04):
I mean I if I look atit right now, just so people
know kind of what we're what we'redealing with, because they're probably looking at
theirs like, oh ship, there'sthis, this and this and this not
in this league coming. Uh Samere White was probably the only person I
remember seeing that. I was like, I mean someone, I absolutely guarantee

(01:35:28):
someone's gonna try to get Justice Hilland it's gonna be like you're domb yeah
because the mentioned yeah yeah. Andthe problem the problem with that is they
play San France, so have funplaying that. That stupid game makes no
sense. Plus on top of that, and all this means anything, but
they signed Melvin Gordon today, soprobably doesn't mean anything but Morgan Gordon thing.

(01:35:55):
I remember I failed for that ship. I grabbed him and they die
any he didn't even see a snap, So I don't think so. So
these Ksey games, I want tosay, it's kind of hard to get
even though he and Kelsey, likeyou said, Kelsey ain't been to Kelsey

(01:36:16):
of old. I'm gonna still goKelsey one, Checko two, Davante three,
Apprechie Rice four, and Jacoby five. Okay, so we got the
okay, all right, Giants andPhilly. Oh okay, so this is

(01:36:41):
the midday game. Mhm, wealready know who's a better quarterback top score?
Ay j uh huh, well,gonna that's gonna be swept. Still
say a J. Go ahead,But blieve me, I would not like
I would love for that and Iwould love my take to be fucking stupid.

(01:37:08):
Uh So I'm going swift. I'mgoing a J. M going Davante.
H that's it. Yep. Samehere, I'm going a J Swift.

(01:37:30):
I'm gonna go Squon first, DanDavante, and lastly I might go
got her mm hmm. Just Imean, my my thing is how because
it's the thing like how much arethey gonna have to I feel I don't

(01:37:51):
even like putting two receivers out thereat this point. It's gonna be one
or the other. They're not gonnahave to do much. That's why I'm
like Swift is eat no. Butat the same time, Philly is on
the three slide, and even ifeven if they are handedly winning, they're
going to be pulling players out theplaybook just to try them, just to

(01:38:12):
try. And it's almost like theywant to impress the voters and ship.
If this was college football and youneed to get into one of the four
spots and you war on a teamout, you're gonna put up more points
to impress the voters. So Ithink that if they got something going,
they're gonna fully okay with that ideabecause they want to show that, oh

(01:38:35):
the Philly's back. You know,if Philly have a chance to win this
game seventeen to ten, I'm prettysure they would try to make that ship
thirty five to ten because they they'reon a three game slide. They really
are. That makes me so happy. All right, I'll tell you all
right, last game, Merry Christmas, bitch. The Ravens match. What

(01:39:00):
this is a previous Super Bowl rematch. Remember they played a while back when
Kaepernick was playing, and they gotto this. It was Joe flacko versus
Kaepernick, Ray Lewis forty nine ersin the Ravens. Remember it was like
a blackout in New Orleans and shit, oh yeah, okay, they already

(01:39:21):
played each other in the Super Bowlbefore. Wow, as you said,
it is the Ravens against the Niners, and I don't know what to do.
She's number one. Oh oh,It depends on what type of number

(01:39:45):
one performance you're looking for. Ifyou're looking for some Russian yards, you're
gonna go Lamar. But if you'relooking for efficiency and accuracy, you're looking
for Party. I think I wouldpick Party me too. He's more He's
a safer back to me, Like, it's like he has more consistency.

(01:40:05):
Lamar is is a is a fuckingforest gunk player, a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get. Party is definitely more consistent.
Party is a quarterback. Yeah,that's what running back. Lamar's a quarterback
or running back. Just throw itthat happens to throw the ball. I

(01:40:31):
just don't see nobody fucking with sayingfran Baltimore has been up and down and
they lost to this fucking sorry assteam in this city. So I think
I think Sam Frand is gonna fuckingbeat the brakes off of them, just
the show, because that's what theydid. Same ship they did to Philly
and to Dallas. Whenever they getin prime time and they got a chance
to put their foot on the neckof another team, they fucking do it.

(01:40:56):
And most of the time it's Deeborunning the controls on how physical he
is so and McCaffrey so well,I'm going I'm going Ayyuk Cemac and Debo
he went you for like the bestrunning back in the world. Ain't fucking
McCaffrey. It's all mat all day. No. I just I do feel

(01:41:19):
like Auk had a down game.I feel like he's going to demand those
targets, and there's been more oftenthan not, Ayuk is out shining on
Deebo like he's getting out the pastthree weeks. It's been. It's not

(01:41:40):
the last three weeks. Yeah,but I definitely think that it might be,
you know, wheel games. SoCMC all day number one, I
agree with you. I think Imight get, you know, some more
targets and then Debo and then Idon't put a Raven until five. I

(01:42:00):
mean, I'll even go kid Lemand these a Flowers. I mean,
it's Lamar Jackson is like I said, it's so unpredictable, especially I don't
trust any Ravens. It's gotten tothat point where we're back to where you
were earlier in the year. Idon't want to play anybody against insert team
here, and that's it looks likethe Niners are back to me and that

(01:42:25):
people I don't want to Yeah,so it's Lamar versus the forty nine ers.
That's pretty much it. Pretty muchHe's gonna end up having a supporting
cast, so whereas the forty nineers got players on top of players.

(01:42:47):
So which is super weird? Man, Like, I don't care why Baltimore
can never actually get receivers out therelike they had Steve Smiths even hit,
because when would say Flowers hitting,What do you got Bateman? You got
old ass Odell Beckham, you gotJay Flyers himself? You had it was

(01:43:08):
Mark Andrews and now he's gone.And then who else you going with?
Nelson Aglar? Like who are thesecats? Like it's a bunch of Canada
Bronis and you are versus the dominantteam that is San Francisco. Yeah,
unless something ridiculous happened like last year, Sam fran is a lot to the
Super Bowl for me. I don'tsee any chinks in the armor. I

(01:43:30):
just don't even though they don't movethree times, they just look like a
well oiled fucking machine. They reallyare. Unless they get an injury.
Yeah, I don't see Like,if they get an injury, then every
everything's you know, can be onthe table. But if they don't and
they stay healthy, oh my gosh, I don't see a team competing with

(01:43:55):
them. And then they bring adefense on top of that, like,
yeah, damn, not only arethey a well oil machine on offense,
they bring a defense that shuts youroffense the fuck down. It's amazing what
good coaching does. Yeah. Yeah, Now, the question that everybody was

(01:44:19):
asking last year was party didn't gethurt in that Eagles game? With that
have won that game, I candefinitely answer pretty sure they probably would have.
That Super Bowl would have been theChiefs and the Niners again when Mahons
won his first one. A lotof these Super Bowls are a lot of

(01:44:40):
repeats, well, because it dependsthat it's the organizations and how they ran
in the front office and you know, the coaching, and you know,
usually successful organizations continue to be successful. It's more than just a one year
wonder. And that's why we arewhere we're at. Yeah, yeah,

(01:45:03):
it's been ran into the ground soliterally and figuratively ran into the ground as
soon as the older Rooney died.Trying to catch up with the newer times.
You try, you try to overmodernizeyourself or whatever. Now, ain't

(01:45:26):
nobody scared of you. You're not. You're not intimidating at all. And
all you need. All you needis a moderately decent quarterback and run the
West Coast offense. You'll be finethere you go, quick passes. You
ain't gotta have a Ray Lewis twothousand and one Baltimore Ravens defense. But

(01:45:47):
you got to have a captain,I want to say, a captain on
each level. You want to havea captain on a D line, a
captain and the linebackers, and acaptain in the secondary. If you got
those three on D like you said, a mildly decent, pretty accurate quarterback,
decent running game, decent receivers,you'll make a lot of noise.

(01:46:12):
And I don't think we we wechecked maybe one of those boxes. It's
not how no captains in the middle, no captains at the linebacker level.
And Hayer's old is dirty ankle.Fitzpatrick now has become injury prone to wrap
the defense. Don't got an accuratequarterback, got a slow ass running back

(01:46:39):
that refuse to hand the keys tothe other running back. Yep, we
got decent receiver, I mean twodecent receivers. Got a decent tight end.
You can't get the weapons the box. The thing is, I actually
forget if they're actually good or notbecause you just don't see them play,
Like you just don't see You don'tsee them on the on the highlight shows,

(01:47:00):
you don't hear the bottom, youdon't see them on red zone.
How often do you say exciting?They're not. They're not plays. It's
certain games like I've either you know, watched certain games with you know,
kids or somebody that might come overor you know, something like that,
and they're so used to watching stillergames. When they see something on red

(01:47:25):
zone and there's a team that's goingup and down the field, they're like
wow, Like they didn't know footballcould move that fast because they're so used
to seeing this stagnant, slow,fifty puns a fucking game, shit bag,
And when they see good football,they're like, damn, I didn't
know it could be ran like that. Yeah. Games, and you think

(01:47:47):
about legs in the Bills where theywent up and down the field and it
was a score fast, you know, it was like, oh, that's
good football. We haven't seen itthat in years. And when you do,
you see the play, it's likea fourteen or fifteen play drive that
took up nine minutes, and it'slike, dude, this is can you
just oh my god, this fuckingscore please just oh my god. I

(01:48:11):
can't. Well, it's just it'slike you took up so much time and
nothing happened. To feel like itfelt like nothing happened. Yeah, like
that quick little bomb to fucking fromtu or to waddle they score within seconds.
We don't see that. Mm hmm. We don't see that. Nope,

(01:48:35):
and we don't deserve too because wehave what we have at the at
the helm. Yeah. All right, well good luck to you. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, everything's on boardfor Sunday. Yeah, I'm off

(01:48:58):
with dogs setting Bob's dog for days. What do he got, I don't
know, a fourteen year old dog. I'm saying it means he's even getting
along with with uh Crossby and allthat. Oh yeah, apparently He's very
like, I'm gonna sit on theuh the couch and everyone else can fuck

(01:49:23):
off. Oh, he was like, I'm gonna chilli. I'm like,
I'm like, I wonder who yourowner is. M Yeah, So he'll
be here Saturday, Sunday, Monday, he's gonna go see his sister out

(01:49:45):
of state. So he asked meif I can watch watch the pop in
Absolutely cool. So all right,and you get on out of here.
Room bout to using facilies love gross. All right, we'll make sure you

(01:50:09):
make sure you wake your ass.Goodbye. All right, everybody, good
luck. Too long

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