Episode 31 - And the nominations are, also congrats Roy - Footbald

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Oh, sponsored by Bob's names tohis team name, like sponsored by Bob's

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a country. I know. Allright, well let's get this out of
the way. Congratulations there, Bob. I love you, Bob. And
uh, you beat me fair andsquare. Your team definitely bowled out.
I don't know why, but uh, there's no fucking shenanigans you put out
in the field against me. We'resilly, But you know, it wasn't

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like I ain't gonna say it wasn'tclosed, but it was like it wasn't
that close. It was like sixtypoints, which is like twenty in a
regular league. But still I toldyou, and like, if you would
have put in Herbert, it wasn'tlike no decisions where you were like,
yeah, if only this and that. It just just wasn't. Even if
I would have put in and keptHerbert, that would have got me maybe

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what thirty more points compared to whatI would have replaced it with, So
I still would have lost my thirty. So yeah, I mean, he
just I prefer to get beat thatway, I really do. I prefer
that then that one split decision orthat one extra catch or yeah, yeah,
it wasn't it. It was it. He came maybe. I mean

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he came out hard and then Istarted to close the gap a little bit
and then it just was yeah,no more, We're all set. So
this White hot, I mean itjust was really peak. I mean,
he he could not make a badmove, like even the players he put

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in, Like like that morning wegot word that Moster wasn't playing and he
has agean I'm like, cool,that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Awesome, and then this is alikely dude, I mean he really that
Yeah. That mean, like whenMark Andrews went down, I was like,
there's nobody that's gonna have the sameproduction and produce these past three or

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four weeks. That dude's member out. Damn there outproducing Mark Andrews. It's
like, what yeah, beating mewith Juan Dell rob Robinson just kind of
like a who what? Okay?Kamara played he got hurt. I mean
the other person that didn't do anythingwas wash White, the running back for

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the for the Bucks, and it'slike he didn't even need to part of
your awards, but I definitely gotyou know a couple of players that produced
pretty much all year, but thengaining that last championship game and they underproduced.
I don't know about part of yourrewards, but I could name a
feuder right up. We got sixawards. We got six awards, and

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we're gonna go over the nominees.We're gonna come up with the nominees,
and then we're gonna do We're gonnaput it out on the socials and get
a vote going for each category,and we're gonna do the winners next week.
And next week will be the lastshow until free agency starts, and
then after that, after that's thatspree I guess is over. We'll do

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six more shows, one for eachdivision, and then we're not doing anything
till probably a week before the actualFantasy foot A draft. So not a
lot, not a lot of episodesleft, uh of this season, I
guess is a good way to putit. But I have turned the page

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on footballs finally. It's like it'sit's it's disappointing. Yeah, Calmon is
now it's just like real life playoffsand ship like real what you're like less
exciting to me, just like it'scrazy, yeah, because you have no
skinning and it's like, I don'tknow, it's like no that's exactly what

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it is that you have no youhave no skinning. It's like, okay,
you know I got these crazy nowIt's like, you know there's a
dice game going on. I mean, you're excited about the dice game.
You play crapple and they're playing.But if they tell you in the rotation,

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one of these times is gonna beyour time, You're going to be
paying attention because you know you gotto get in there. But once you're
removed from it, and all itis is people playing craps and you're just
like, well, the problem isyou you. The problem is you get
up to bat and you end uplooking like Ashy Larry and then you know
fall I was Ashy Larry, Terryand motherfucking Fairy or Gary. That was

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all the ashes this year. Butyeah, when you don't got skinning,
it it's like then you kind oftry to fall back on your home team,
and then when you got a shittyhome team like we got, you
can't even throw back on that.So you know what I'm doing this Sunday,
I'm going with Cassie and Tough toget a fucking pedicure. Dead serious.

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That being said, I got likethe diabetes feet and ship like that,
so I need them to get thedead skins off so that that's fine.
But I'm like, that's instead ofme watching red zone in football because
I've nothing to have nothing to do, I'm gonna go get a fucking pedicure.
A grown ass man's gonna go geta pedicure of football Sunday. There's

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that's where we're at. No,no, no, with that, I
still go to that damn planning fitnessand cancel my s description because make you
do the ship in person. Ikept saying I was gonna do it this
weekend, but Saturday came, Saturdaywent Now. I just kept saying,
get up, you gotta do it, you gotta do it. And then

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next thing, I see the DetroitNow Now, I went down in my
laundry and I came back. Iwas like, yeah, you gotta do
it. Right after that, andthen the the Detroit game in Dallas game
started, and I'm like, youknow what, next week, I found
a way to procrastinate right now,right that ship and we will be talking
on our pre draft episode about howyou still have a planing fitness. Uh.

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I'm definitely gonna get them before theyhit me with that yearly uh,
because they hit me with a tendollars joint, but then every year they
hit you with a flat out likeforty dollars subscription and I'm and I thought
it was January first, but it'sFebruary first, So okay, I would
probably be going to that last Saturdayright Beforebruary. No, I gotta get

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it done. I was gonna say, you might be careful because like they
do to a point where you'll belike, oh, there's no turn back
at this point. No, yep, yeah, going there like fucking I
rate well once again, Bob,congratulations, you know you do now have
the last pick in the draft ofnext year. I would be number two.

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Uh, Taylor is number three,Timmy is number four, and I
don't know. I think I'm five, not four. No, it's ten
nine eight seven, My bad.Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll have to relieve myself because okay, I won the fifth place game

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and then Camp would be after me. Okay, and then we almost gotta
flip it because I don't know,man, the standings just looked weird,
like I thought it was gonna layerit out. No, I have to
go at first, and then youhad second. No, it had you
first, and I was just like, what is well? No, so

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that was just based on the regularseason. That that's that's nothing. I
mean, it may update itself.No, it changed. It changed.
I mean from what it was,what it was on Monday. On Monday,
it updated to something different today.It's right. Well, then I

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tell that to the payout money thatyou probably did already but I did,
but I you know, I'll justit goes from that. Yeah, you
would be tenth. Yeah, okay, you'll be tenth. Bob not know,
Bob wild be tenth. You benice. And then who won the
third place again? Taylor? Taylor, Timmy me camp and then we told

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him to the concert people they hadto play for it. Daddy end up
winning that tournament, so I guesshe would be first. So he's number
one, yeah, and then whoeverhe beat, whoever he beat his two,
and then three and four would beeither the losers of those I think
Will I think Will is number threethree or no, yeah, because he

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ended up winning his game. Yep, yeah, so Will will be number
three, and then number four wouldbe whoever Will beat, and then it
will go to five, which isme pray. Yeah, it's it's a
little weird, but I wanted tomake that interesting. And I don't think.
I don't think people. I think. I think Daddy was the only
one that watched hard. You couldtell he was going. Man. I

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I don't think he lessens or anything. But I appreciate the competitiveness because,
uh, you know, it's especiallybecause he was putting up points. Man,
he was he was peaking like man, he was peaking like Bob.
But he just was too late.He was like, yeah, I mean

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better late than never, but hewas just peaking too late. That's the
same shit happened to me in myother leagues. I peaked too late,
like I was slaughter housing. Inthose other leagues, I was you know,
I won pretty much in those otherleagues, the ones that I won
all the way to the end,like I mean, I was going well.
But in our league, we alreadygot four years down. We have

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no repeat champions. Rich almost repeated. Everybody tried. Yeah, so first
year it is pretty cool though.First year it was you, Second year
was you, yeah, Third yearwas two of me, who was stamped
on both of us to get there. Sure did. And here's a Bob
that stomped on both of us toget there. And it's just it's just

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wild because all of you were mygroomsmen. All the winners have been groomsmen,
that's true. No Rando has comeinto this league and done anything.
Yet I thought Taylor had the chance. Man. Taylor was fucking hot,
was rushing at the beginning. Yeah, like even in the middle, he

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was crushing, and he injury Hegot smoke showed by the injury Bug,
and it just everything hit him hard. He was like some dude that was
confident and was driving and then thecops pulled him over and then he starts
second againsting himself. He was justlike, oh man, I'm a little

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scared and next thing, you know, like you said, the injury Bug
just crushed them. Yeah, andyou can't plan for that, like that's
just what you do, that's justthe luck. Yeah. Wow, all
right, let's get into the meatpotatoes here. So the plan of attack,
like I said, this is kindof like the award nominee show.

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I guess yeah, no, no, we already didn't stay of the union,
didn't we. No, we didthat, Oh yeah, yeah we
did. Okay, Yeah, Sothis is gonna be the nominee show and
then just kind of talking about theleague a little bit. It's gonna be
a two parter, I guess withthat, because we're going to do the
winners and then like the rest ofthe stay of the Union on the last

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show, and we'll just wrap upwith our thoughts and you know, anything
that we would like to change andjust you know, just kind of a
wrap up kind of scheme. So, and this is not in really any
particular order, just kind of whatI thought of as I thought of it.
And obviously if you want to addany categories, we can absolutely do

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that. That is not problem.I just kind of put this together and
I was like, Okay, Idon't want to put down any names because
I didn't discuss it with you.So I figured we could do that in
real time because organic and shit.So and this is more of a shadout
to Bob and me because it's justone of our little inside little quips because

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we're giant children. So this isthe Wendy's Double Stack Award. Okay,
the Wendy's Double Stack Award is thebest QB and wide receiver duo for Fantasy
this year. So yeah, oh, hold on, hold on, Well

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we should probably for the you know, make this official and what have you.
So, I mean I would haveto put down the first one.
I mean, this isn't the winor anything, but my first nominee is

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gonna be hurts in Aj. Yeah, who didn't show up in the championship
round. But all your fucking didn'tall year consistently? Yeah, probably real
you felt real good if you weredown really almost seemingly any number of points

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and if you had them going toanchor your team, You're like, I'm
I don't even have to watch thisgame. I'm gonna go to bed,
wake up to a win. Hmm. I want to say. I mean,
so, is this just what happenedin our league as far as only
people's stacks that people have? No, no, no, just in general,

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Like you know, if you ifyou had that stack on that if
you had that stack during that year, you were like, yep, delicious.
Yeah, I mean the tons ofteams out there that you would start
back and you would start I meanlamb to me, yeah, absolutely definitely

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turn the TV off and go tobed. Yeah. I imagine if Bob
had that, But imagine if hehad CD go fund yourself. Don't even
do that to me. I mean, all right, here's another one.
It doesn't feel great on one end. But I'm gonna go to and Hill.

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Yeah yeah, if you had bothof them, yeah, I mean
Hill more so. But to havegot that gun, to have got that
gun and he was able to yeah, just I mean, if you can

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start the player every week without caution, without hesitation, there's a certain quarter
These are all quarterbacks that you wouldstart independently, Yes, and of course
you would start them in the stack. And yeah, you were in good
shape if you had a j andHurts, if you had Dak and CD,

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or if you had Tua and He'lltrying to think anybody else, I
mean normally in a normal year,Josh Allen and Diggs. But Diggs fell
help, I mean he fell offwith like I don't know what happened to
that dude. But Mark, yeahused to be I mean, would you

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go, would you go? Maybea party in aiyuk see party took his
party took like turns feeding people.One week it would be debo one week
is iyke. There's a couple ofweeks where our ukus had down weeks.

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One week it'll be CMC one weekit'll be kittle. So, I mean
he spread it around a little toomuch. I'm trying to think of another.
I would say the sun God.I don't know, and not this

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year. Man, I don't feelit. This year it just seemed like
like the sun God. He's alwaysbeen a glorified possession of Okay, go
ahead, Stroud and Collins. I'mstill learning. Well, I'm still learning
about both of them. Uh.I'm putting that down that they they they

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had a mind meld there, mhmm. But he's crowd disappeared when you
needed the most getting into the playoffsand in the well, I mean he
got can cuss, So I mean, yeah, I mean I'm not blame
injury, but I'm talking about dependability. Like if you told me I could
pick between Stroud and Collins and AJand fucking Hurts, I'm gonna take them

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over there. Yeah, I meanthat that's why they're a nominee and not
the winner. But I feel likethroughout the year they did very very well.
I mean I almost wanted to putTank Dell in there instead, but
you know, he got hurts reallyreally early. Yeah, he got hurt
a few times. It was like, okay, yes, it's one or

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the other, like Keenan Allen wasgreat, No Baker, Yeah, we
can't even, we can't even,we can't even do ever or we can't
Herbert was too bad. Yeah,what about Baker? And I was thinking
it. I was thinking, youwant to do it, Let's do it.
Let's do it Baker and Evans.I thought about it, but I'm

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like, I'm gonna let you pullit up if you feel it, if
you feel it and you're on thesame level with me, and then it.
Baker is like, the only reasonwhy you put Baker in that conversation
is because of Evan asked it toeverybody, how many is Baker throwing the
heavens? You know, it doesn'tit doesn't help, It doesn't hurt when

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Godwin disappears. So so the Wendy'sdouble stack best QB and wide receiver duo
is uh hurts and A J DAKand cd TO and hill Stroud and Callings
and Baker and Evans. So remember, folks, I'm going to you know,

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put those put all that in acomment, put that kind of all
over the the social media stuff,and just a few times during the week.
So people can kind of get achance to kind of see it,
and I'm entally up the votes andsee kind of we got because I'm interested
to see what people think. Soall right, So and just like with

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my Christmas cards when I do thenames, I made all of these names
silly, but they're indicative of whatthey actually mean. So it's a glimpse
of my creativity. It's a Yeah. In years past, it was always
well you said receiver. Years past, it was always Kelsey and my homes.
But not this year. I didn'twork out at all this year.

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Yeah, Kelsey started fucking that giantbitch and got bad at football. There
you go, that's what you get. Kids. Don't fuck your heroes.
I'm just trying to think, like, is there anybody we're sitting there leaving
out? I can't really No,Yeah, not from like both of them

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being If Cousins would have stayed healthy, maybe you would say cousins Jefferson.
But Cousins did stay healthy. Jeffersonperson wasn't even there either, right right,
I think there is there any othercombination field, No, no more

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love to not play football for awhile in field. So I would say
if Burrow was healthy would have beenBurrow and Chase absolutely, but no,
that's it. Yeah, I mean, there wasn't a ton And that's kind
of why, you know, it'skind of good that we're doing five because

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you really kind of sit back andthink, like you could put Purdy and
you know, either Ayuk or Deboin there. But yeah, you're right,
he's spread it around. But itis the thing of the stack.
I mean it very It's kind oflike having DeVante Smith and a J.
Right. You know, even ifa J isn't getting the ball, you

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still have Hurts playing and you knoweventually ag is going to get his.
And generally speaking, every game,Deebo and I you both usually had decent
games unless it was a complete utteryou know c Mac Show, which yeah
it was a few times. Butyeah, that's what I said. I

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mean, like, but times thatyou would go into that matchup feeling confident
with Deebo or are you and Partywould just decide to Pepper CMC is.
So it's like, can't really party. It's too good for fantasy. It's
a weird thing. It's like youhave for fantasy, you have too many

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weapons, all right. So thenext one is the three The three a
m you Up Text Award. Thisis the best waiver wire pickup. So
there's quite a few. I mean, I'm gonna lead off with Swift.

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I don't know why Swift was onthe waiver because people are fucking stupid,
that's why. Yeah, Like Idon't know obviously, Pooka, Oh yeah,
like people that came out of nowherebasically damn near all of the rams
outside of Cooper, Pooka, Kerwin, Sherwin, will So Sherwin, I'm

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not even I'm not counting Sherman becausehe should have never been on the waiver.
He was. He was on awaiver on our league because stupid people.
I would understand. He was onthe waiver at the beginning of the
year of a lot a lot oftraditional leagues. Nobody knew about this guy,
Like he didn't show enough. Well, preseason is a fucking ship Yeah,
he looked good during preseason. Everyonehad their dick hard about him,

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and then he was like, Idon't want to play football there. Yeah,
preseason is a ship show. Sowell, can you there you go?
Yeah, the Steelers were fucking phenomenain the preseason ship show. That's
what I'm talking about. I neverheard I never heard of Sherwyn Williams before
this year. Yeah, I neverreally even paid attention to him till after

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like week two or three, andlike maybe week three. So yeah,
that was a whoever did pick himup? Or the cool you were?
It was Camp? Then Camp droppedhim and I was like, there was
that dude, meach remember he droppedhim when he was on I R or
something like that. You picked himup? Yeah? Gotcha, bitch,

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Yeah, yeah, that was Wave. Oh no, I'm gonna put it.
Oh god, I'm gonna put somethingreal dirty in here. Okay,
you ready? Okay, Joe Flaccoreally, dude, do you want?
But he bawled out for like threeweeks, well in the important weeks.

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Yeah, either to get into theplayoffs or while in the playoffs. Look,
I know it feels weird, butlike the numbers he put up,
he may have just earned himself acall. Well he can't now, he
may have earned himself a contract somewhereelse because Cleveland literally can't afford it.

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But who else was out there?Who else was a real good pick up?
Of course, Tank Dale and NoahBrown, both of them too,
because nobody I didn't really know nothingabout Tank Dale and passed off at Dallas.

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So yeah, I mean I traded. I ended up trading for Tank
Dell. Yeah, before he evenblew up, and I was like,
oh, okay, yeah I thinkTank could go on there? Do you
have anything? You have anything betterthan Tank? I'm trying to think people
that didn't. So basically people thatdidn't get drafted, or they did get

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drafted, but they got floated andshot times and then they start hitting hard.
See you can't say that about RashadWhite because people that drafted and they
didn't drop them. Yeah, Imean he was protected to be the starter.
I can't think that. I can'tsay that. Yeah. Yeah,

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like I said, them two Ramsthem, it's the huge ones for me.
Ah else, I mean, forspeaking of Rams, I'm just gonna
put it out there. Maybe theMarcus Robinson. Uh, not enough production?
What about Receive Rice? Oh yeahyou can play okay, because that's

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our five? Then yeah, holdon, it's not enough production. I'm
trying to think, is there somebodyelse that came out of fucking nowhere and
just has been a monster ever since? Uh? Of course, no Steelers,

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no Bengals, no Browns. Yeah, Marik Cooper would have been drafted,
No Raven, I mean, theyFlowers, I don't know whoever drafted,
but people whoever took a chance onthat draft. So that wasn't the
way Wire pick up. And andhe still wasn't like Wire Wonder forget it.

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Yeah no, uh no Colts,no Titans, no Jaguars that you
didn't draft. Uh yeah, noJaguards that you didn't draft. Those two
Houston players. We already discussed those. Nobody from the Bills, nobody from

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the Dolphins that you didn't know.Mm hmm. Yeah, he was going
like last pick or two at theend of the rounds. Yeah, chs
the peck absolutely a change. I'mgetting rid of I'm getting rid of Flacco.

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I'm putting I'm putting Rice in there. Chet. Yeah, Flaccos just
came on there very and like hewasn't carrying nobody's team to get there.
Fucking kind of was, I think. But yeah, well, I mean
you had to already be in goodstanding, like you had to have a
squad that was either about to makea turn for the worse or a turn

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for the better. Yeah, Likeyou couldn't have been just the whole year
living off of Joe Flacco, likehe didn't know. I don't think anyone
picked him up as soon as hegot signed. They had to see what
he did. And maybe even afterthe first week they're still like, I
don't know. So you may havegot maybe one week of production of Flakka.
So yeah, it was a change. Dolphins. Bill's no Patriots,

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of course, folks. No,no who else is in that division.
No Jets, nobody came to wordsout of nowhere. No Raiders, free
seet right you already said, noChargers mm hmmm, uh, Bears,

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Vikings, No Addison was drafted,pack receivers, No you hit or miss.
Yeah, it was no solidified bonafide, you know, Star War
or anything like that. I talkedabout the Rams. No forty nine Ers

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that came out of nowhere. No, No, no Cardinals that came out
of nowhere. Uh no, Imean maybe, I mean Micha Wilson for
a few weeks, but now notenough to be I had that that dude
was trash Saints. I mean,yeah, where she she heating? Yeah,

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I know you're gonna say it.I'm like, nah, man monster
games. But most of the timehe had a very quiet Man. He
is Mica Hartman, absolutely to thebone. Yeah. So that's it.
Yeah, that's it. Okay,so named him again? All right?
So the three Am You Up TextAward the best Waiver Wire and that's Swift

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Hookah Tyron Williams. But you knowin these parts we call him Sherwin Williams,
she Rice and a Chaine. Soyeah, I mean, I will
tell you I had I had twoof those players on the squad, you
know, Sherman Williams and Swift,so uh led me to where I was.

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It's crazy you losing the championship withSherman getting you three tudies. But
that's the way. Still still gotsmoke showed, all right. The next
episode. The next episode, thenext award is the Doug Baldwin Award.

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Uh and this is the why areyou still on My Team award? So
a bit of a running joke.Me and Jermaine both have we both like
to be hurt by. Say,do we even have any competition in this
category? We do, No,we don't, but we have to name

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five just for face value. Andwe over the years of doing this,
we end up getting in like aweird domestic dispute with one player a year.
Sometimes that last a few years,but abuses the ship out of you.

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Like alcoholic husband. You keep you, but you keep them on the
squad and you keep starting him.He keeps starting him, He keeps starting
them. How abusive. So thefirst nominee is Gabe, go fuck your

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mother. Davis down number one.But we do, like you said,
you gotta put five name five justto make people fucking happy because symmetry and
shit. Yeah, but yeah,in all, seriously, yeah, Gabe
Davis, go fuck yourself and yourmother literally just waste of seeming. Absolutely,

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So, I would say, andthe key here is not just a
player that just doesn't produce. Youcan you can fill up your roster with
people that's on the wire that ain'tproducing. Now, this is that player
that majority of the time they're notproducing, but soon as you think about

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getting rid of them, they comeup with a monster performance just to keep
you hooked. And I would say, this is going to be more of
that fringe player you're not gonna picklike a starter that you're not gonna pick
like JJ where he got hurt andthen you know something like that. This
is more of that player that hasthe upside, but doesn't ever really show

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it. And I'm gonna say anotherone, Quintin Johnson for the Chargers beg
for nothing. I mean I neverbelieved in him enough to begin with.
No, but people were starting him, people were putting them in their line
in his lineup because you look atwhat went down. You got Mike Johnson

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or Mike uh, Mike Johnson,that's his name. The big motherfucker what
Quentin Stohnson. No, the otherbig motherfucker. They got Mike Williams Jay.
I mean, he was Mike Williamstwo point zero. So it's like,
I don't know. I mean,you can put him as an honorable

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mention, but when I think ofa player that, I just haven't believed
in him in the beginning. Butlike you said, a lot of people
started Hi weekend week out right becausethe opportunity was there. The opportunity was
yeah, and he would show flashes, but I don't recall him ever having
that super monster game that would holdbecause he didn't. But that's that's why

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he deserves to be in here,because it's like, you didn't do anything
to earn the start other than justa warm body needing to be there and
you were next man up, andit's definitely Chris Godwin, who his namesake

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alone forced you to start him.And then the one or two times I
didn't start him, those are theweeks he went fucking crazy, and it
was just like and then I wouldput him right back in the lineup,
chasing the points, and then I'mright back to three points again, and
it was just like, oh my, that abusive husband. When you find

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it, let him back in thehouse. And then the very next day
he comes home drunk, slapping everybody, and shit, just yeah, he
fucking he abused the ship out ofme this year in one of my leagues.
That's a good peck. That's agood peck. I couldn't get away
from him, that really couldn't.I would say Deontay from the Steelers.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean,given his history and you know he he
was never Deontay was never one hundredand fifty plus yards type of player.
He was always good for seven tonine catches Turni's a buck, sometimes eighty
ninety, but he always got atouch. He always got pepper with targets

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and namesake Alan forced you to keepputting them in that lineup. Regardless who
who's thrown them. Yeah, Yeah, that's a good one. That's yeah,
because we're more privy to that thanyou know, most just because it's
like that's the local and you kindof have your eye on more of those

(37:15):
box scores than other ones. Soyeah, somebody had the namesake. Oh
I'll tell you who I got abusedby this year. That was supposed to
ly the King King Henry who holyshit that I got. I mean,

(37:36):
no matter how many three four pointweeks he produced, Yeah, his name
forced me to put him in.And then he would come up with that
occasional Like most of the time,he would come up with that occasional game
where he had one hundred hundred fiftyyards and too cut down. This year
it was he had three touchdowns butonly forty yards. That should have been

(37:59):
a sign right there that you know, like he's he's slowed down. But
his name alone you you're pulling upyour projections, and he's always projected really
hogh, so y'allhoo projects him forfucking sixteen plus and you're you try,
maybe at the beginning of the week, after he'd have fucked you over,

(38:19):
you take him out of the linelike fuck that I ain't starting him.
And then as the week goes on, you get the Wednesday night, You're
like, I gotta put him backin, and I will. Even though
we're only doing five, I amgoing to add a six because Gave David
shouldn't even count, but he countsin this because you know that Austin Eckler.

(38:45):
Yeah, and like I, likeI said, the key here is
every once in a while, they'llshow you a little monster or somewhat monster
game to keep the hulks into yourback. If Gabe Davis wasn't such to
hunt, this would absolutely go homewith that cler absolutely because because this the

(39:06):
full blown namesake of it, andseeing what he did compared to what he's
done in the past, like hisdrop off was insane, Like from your
it was just bonkers. I meanjust a simple fact of looking at your
squad. I thought he was likeone of the pillars. Like I would

(39:30):
look at your squad and be like, holy why I drafted the motherfucker number
one? Or not getting the endof the season, it's like, oh
yeah he got Eckler. Yeah,that is a shamey amount of decline and
drop off. You know, itwas absolutely yeah, you kept saying it,

(39:52):
and I just I was still indenial myself. I was like,
man, shut up, you goteckler And it came then it was like,
yeah, I got that word.Oh my god, absolutely disgusting.

(40:14):
Also, Bob told me he doesn'tlike the movement of the camera during the
smoke break slash getting a beer break, so I'm gonna turn the camera off
when I do that. So,uh, Bob doesn't motion sick this because
he's a little pussy. No,he ain't changing the names. I was
just like, what the hell ishe coming with? I could tell he

(40:37):
was hammer well, not tell hewas hammerd, but I was just like,
what is he next thing? Iknow, the name changed like four
or five different times, and I'mlike, you know how like you text
something and you hit sin before you'vedone finishing it. It's it's almost like
he did that a couple of times, and that's why I misinterpreted it a
couple of times. I was like, what is he saying? Yeah,

(40:59):
I didn't know either. I waslike, all right, that's just Bobby
and Bob. That's fun. Iknow. You was like, he's probably
himmered. I was like, oh, yeah, it is New Year's He
was like, yeah, like likethat's the reason why he's getting it right,
celebrating celebrating ship. Well, youknow what, through your victory lap,

(41:21):
I get it. Yeah, Hey, he was talking ship all day
and it was it was at theend I just stopped responding because I was
actually getting like I was getting pissed. I was like a little irritating.
Yeah, that's what's it. BecauseI'm just a ship talker. I just
I'm not a ship talker. Andwhen somebody is a full blown ship talker,
yeah, I just I just Idon't even engage. I just ignore

(41:43):
it. From the very beginning,well, in the beginning, it was
fun when it was competitive. Thenwhen it started not being competitive not,
it just then became irritated. Right, I'm like, I'm already irritated.
I'm getting my getting getting smoked here, Like it's not it is just yeah,
it's sounds cute, you think,But at the same time, if
you would have been winning, wouldyou would have been still would you'd have

(42:07):
been joking? I mean, likeI recognize a man's boiling point, you
know what I mean, Like,I don't keep talking. First of all,
like I said, I'm not abig ship talker to be thinking about
dead talk shit. You know,I'm not gonna rub and stamp the damn
ship down so hard that I'm pressingsomebody's boiling point. I just don't go

(42:30):
there because I know they're I knowthey're more pissed it than Like most people
are their own worst critic, sothey don't need someone to tell them they
made their error. They know theymade it, and they're fucking it's at
themselves by you. Adding on tothat is it's more than gasoline. That's
fucking rocket. You already on thefucking forest fire. Like It's like,

(42:54):
okay, I'm already fucking hot.Now. Now with that being said,
me and Bob have an amazingly great, wonderful, weird relationship. So he
wasn't being mean spirited. He wasjust being his goofy fucking self and it

(43:15):
was irritating the ship out of me. He was like, hey, nice
win, Bob, nice wind.I'm like, I swear to fucking I
fucking stopped, and so it waslike play. It wasn't being mean spirited,
it was more mean just being likethis is horseship. Yeah, well
you're more mad at yourself. Howthings went Dan, you know what,

(43:39):
I wasn't even mad at myself.I was just kind of like, damn,
like I put up what I wassupposed to put up and I ran
into the buzz though, like Igot what I was projected to get and
he back. I'm not saying Icalled it, but it was just like
the way he you called it,say, the way we fucking threw me

(44:01):
over a barrel and motherfucking it washard pumps. He was pumping too,
goddamn herd. I was like,oh, this team is fucking craze.
This was straight no vasseline. Yeah, Like I was over a barrel getting
pumped in hard. I was like, holy ship the aggression and you weren't

(44:28):
even in prison. I was justlike a random Tuesday. I was just
like I played them two weeks inthe run. I was just like,
man, this dude consistently fucking putthe pain down, like both times,
like holy shit, fucking saw buzzsaw Yep. Yeah, it was was

(44:50):
That's why I called. I waslike, hey, you was just like
this's fine. I'm good. I'mgood. I'm like, man, this
team is ridiculous right now. Yeah, I got That's one thing about fantasy
man, it's all about when youget hot, because in the beginning he
was a dumpster fire. Mm hmm. Yeah, So all right, next

(45:15):
time, Actually, huh, Isaid, lessons learned is just like,
hey, you know, yeah,don't invite him back to the league.
There's a lesson learned, man.I learned quickly was just you know,
don't give up on And I evensaid it at the beginning of the year,
don't give up on players. Untilweek four, I didn't follow my

(45:36):
own fucking advice. And that's whathappens that you very rarely are you able
to follow your own advice. It'sjust doesn't happen. It's a weird thing
that people do. Yeah, allright, Well, speaking of Gabe Davis,
here's the Gabe Davis Award. Uhand this is for the wasted pick
of your draft. So you gotto categories correlated to I mean, he

(46:04):
is definitely in both of them.Uh so is Eckler. He's going in
there too. It was an absoluteplace. The last one was the last
one was why do I Why doI have you? And keep playing you?
Like, why do you keep payingplaying? Yeah, Doug Baldwin,
this is more like you more ofjust your this is gonna be more of
the higher end, maybe not thehigher end, but the bigger name players

(46:29):
that you're just like, fuck,I shouldn't have done that, Like why
did Why were you on the team. So essentially, this is kind of
like the player that the players itis mostly unperformed, underperformed this year,
and I'm gonna hurt or that.I don't. I'm I'm not gonna get
your He's still produced when he wasin there, though, like I don't

(46:52):
think he he I don't think hecan fall, and I mean I don't.
Injury isn't fair like you emit injuryout of that. But like when
he was on the field, heproduced. He did. I mean except
the one day where he got youknow, you got busted in like the
right I'm putting and this feels weird. I'm putting Travis Kelcey in here,

(47:15):
So that's weird. Did you seehe say it is? I feel Patty
Mack with him ship patrick le PatrickMan first overall, Yeah, I had
one ninety I did get one ninetypoint game out of him, but that
was most of them was twenties andthirties. Man, I mean, I'm

(47:36):
used to ma homes dropping fifty fiveto sixty. That's why I sit my
base of my team on them quarterbacks. And he wasn't providing the base.
For sure. We can't out consistentlynot doing it. Aaron Jones, ooh
there it is. Okay, there'sour there's our five a a ron because

(48:00):
I was debating if I should gowith Digs at all, but I'm like,
I don't know I would put himin there, you know, I
mean, all right, we'll puta We'll put a six to one digs.
I don't know if it was asleeper. I think it was sleeper.
They had they brought up the littlenotifications and they had a little shit
e moji they labeled out what's hisname sleepers, sleepers, low key savage

(48:28):
a little bit. I know thatshit had me funny, as had me
cracking up because it was a shittymoji with a smiley face like and it
was like, this is Stefan Diggsis week I guess eight to now production
And it was like three points fourpoints and then twenty points and then three

(48:52):
points. Yeah. Oh hold onreal quick, let me recap the Doug
baldwin Ward. Because we didn't dothe quick recap of it, so award
and this is once again the biggestwhy do I keep playing you? Award?
Gabe Davis, Chris Godwin, QuentinJohnson, Deontay Johnson. So Johnson's
are just bad, King Henry andEckler. So sorry, I mean to

(49:17):
cut you off there. I justwant to touch on that before we recap
this one. Well, here's somebodyelse in there that's more popular than Quentin
Johnston. I'm just well, Imean, that's why there's six in there.
But it doesn't matter. Gabe Davisis gonna win that award, So
congratulations. Motherless fuck? Why doI just keep playing you? No,

(49:42):
there's another stealer that goes in there. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't
never do it. Not hear thismotherfucker gets drafted in like the top motherfucking
two or three. Here's why Ididn't. Here's why I didn't put him
in there, right because I thinkmidway through the year people actually stopped playing
him, okay, and people startedplaying whatever the fucking guy's name is.

(50:07):
Yeah, So I think people learnedthere. But these other players, I
think, well you can put anotherYeah, you know what pickens like?
You know what Quintin we can getYeah, we can get rid of him
and put a nausey in there.That's that's that's that feels better. And

(50:28):
Pickens, I don't know, man, I I get it a home run
ball. But at the same time, his name alone, like he would
he would have either he would havethree catches for thirty yards or four catches
for one hundred and forty yards andtwo touchdowns. It's like, how could

(50:49):
you just sit that down? Everyweek? Yeah, but I think he
was generally at least productive enough thatyou could feel okay with putting him in
there. But also, once againthough, yeah, you also knew what
he was. He was not thatpossessional, right. I mean, he

(51:12):
ain't as bad as Rashid Shahei,but he was a Rashid Shahem right player.
Where you you were, you werehoping, you were hoping for a
home a wild card joker, likea home run here. Like at least
with this Gabe Davis was supposed tobe the number two, and they tied
them up preseason number two, numbertwo, number two, and you know
what, he was a big fuckingnumber two. So that comes out of

(51:40):
the toilet. I guess they weren'twrong, all right. So speaking of
number two, Gabe Davis Award,uh the wasted pick. We're going obviously
Gabe because you know, well,basically this is a high pick. Yeah,

(52:00):
did not produce the oral exactly.You just shouldn't. And and nobody
was picking Gabe in the high highrounds. But you pick them. You
picked them probably middle of the middleof the draft where there were other probably
more talented players around him, andabsolutely absolutely would have got double the production

(52:22):
you got out of that player thanthe game. So Ecklerer, Kelsey Kelsey
and Patty Mack, Patty Mack andAaron Jones and players we added digs in
there too. Yeah, we don'twant to make it too long, too

(52:42):
long of a list, but yeah, so I jes down there. Take
Patty Mack out of there, Iguess. I mean, but okay,
players that I should have never wealready have five. So do you wanna
do you want? Wait? No, I'm just saying I got one.

(53:02):
I mean I'm trying to think oflike I got that one player that is
like it's like, I don't knowwhat you think about Josh Jacobs. I
mean a lot of people drafted himreally high man. Who so, here's
my here's my thing, here's mything. You they had Jimmy though at

(53:25):
that point they didn't have this aidenkid. And Josh Jacobs. I mean
I had a left that motherfucker.He was the leading rusher. But would
you call that a weight like Iso that's definitely a fall from grace,
But would you say it's a Iknow you didn't necessarily get the return on
an investment, but would you considerhim a wasted pick? Where he was

(53:50):
drafted? What round you think JoshJacobs was going in? I feel like
the third or fourth. Maybe hewas the leading rusher, but what's people
I can't even remember. You wouldhave to pull up the draft to see.
Yeah, to pull it up,yeah, I mean, we look,

(54:14):
we can add him. I gotno qualms adding him. That's fine.
I know a lot of people wasdisappointed in you know, and rightfully,
so like, don't don't get ittwisted like he did not do what
he should have done. But well, there's a lot of injuries too.
I mean it's also the Raiders.I mean, fucking Christ, that's one

(54:38):
of those things too. It's kindof like in that category definitely is Aaron
Jones because I drafted. Yeah,but once again, a lot of injuries
hampered him. He had a handyfor about a month and then he had
some other ship for like a fewweeks week one, I mean, like

(54:58):
I mean gon on week two,like Chubb did ship, he would have
qualified for ways to pick, butwe said no injuries. But yeah,
that's definitely an honorable mention. Yeah, that happened so long ago. I
forgot he was on the team,man, trust me, I didn't because

(55:21):
that was fucking pigs. Well,look, we got two more categories,
and I feel like you could probablyfit in something in one of these.
So the next one is the facedown ass up Award. Uh, he
got three awards where you're just gettingfucked pretty much. And and this is

(55:47):
the this is the whole. Theygot drafted in the higher rounds of the
draft, like further down in thedraft, but they produced in such a
way where they will go higher nextyear. So kind of like the sleeper
pick that's gonna become you know,first five rounder type of person, you

(56:10):
know what I mean. So Ithink I want to good, Yeah,
this is I don't have to seeyour face take that ass up and we
can do. Okay, I'm gonnago. Check He definitely surprised, Like
I didn't. I knew he wasgetting drafted, and I knew he was

(56:34):
supposed to be the guy. Butbut you who else was supposed to be
that? Uh Clyde Edwards Laire?And we saw how that how well that
went, So I think I thinkthat may have put Jared McKinnon that we
both see made me think that Projecowas going to be a two down back

(56:55):
and the third down back was goingto be McKinnon. So Checko ended up
in a fucking three down back andMcKinnon was the breather back. Yeah.
So yeah, I didn't see that. And he's definitely gonna go really high.
Yeah, and he's earned it thatthat's the whole point of this.
Yeah, like those players that that'salmost surprised you, I guess, but

(57:19):
you definitely gotta put You're going rightback to the rookies that you know,
those waiver wire pickups that you threeam, you could supplant them right in
here. My first initial pick wouldbe Laporter. Laporter's gonna go, Yeah,
he might, he might go beforeHe's probably don't go before Kelsey.
Well, I mean look, youtalk about the waiver wire, I mean

(57:40):
you have to pull this guy uptoo, Hookah. Yeah, yeah,
we didn't even nobody knew about Nogoddamn Sam Laporta at the beginning of the
season or off of the preseason.Yeah, so Pooka absolutely, Pookah's gonna
go and gonna go on the topmother fucking five or tenders, maybe top

(58:01):
five receivers the way he plays.Yeah, I wouldn't. I I wouldn't
even. I wouldn't even. Youcan't even make fun of the people that
do that. It's like, whatare you doing? It's like, did
you see what the fuck he did? Yeah, like all year that staffer,
motherfucking almost make Cooper Cup obsolete forthis dude, Like yeah, yeah,

(58:28):
I mean, like, name meanother tight end out there that you're
putting up there next to Kelsey orMark Andrews or there's nobody else. Yeah,
Hawkinson is dope, dope, Butthat's it, Like there's like it's
almost back McBride too. McBride steppedup. Yes, he's definitely a fix

(58:57):
it and forget it tight end.You put him in second guess that you
just throw them in there and youjust like one of them infomercials, fix
it and forget it. I meanI kind of feel like you have to
put a chain on this too,because I don't think they get it back.
Well, no, more like thehe wasn't drafted early, he will

(59:22):
go in the top. Yeah,two or three rounds. You you're a
damn fool. You let him passyou? Yeah, yeah, because they
would probably almost get rid of mostjust moster at this point and just be
like, okay, but still achaining built for the for the heavy hidden.
You know. It's oh God,as far as backstep, That's why

(59:49):
I want to go back to categorieswhere it was just like you were drafted
so high and then you didn't producePollard. God, damn, this dude
was drafted high, like he wasthe fucking man, and I couldn't name
you a happy paular only out there, I mean, they're all sitting out
there with a mixed reaction, witha whole home reaction, like they can't

(01:00:13):
say he's terrible, but at thesame time they can't be elated. No,
no, no, he's definitely bad. Definitely bad. He said,
No, he's definitely bad. Yeah, We've already been over that a few
times. The running backs that finallygot the keys. The worst was Madison.

(01:00:37):
Oh my holy ship. Yeah,he's a bust, absolute bust.
And when I drafted him, Iswore I was doing myself a favor.
No, I got Davin caught twopoint zero and hell no, damn Okay,

(01:01:06):
we need one more? What onemore? What for this category?
Yeah? The category of that's gonnabe drafted really high because of how they
produce. Yeah, okay, sofar, who's who's our recap again?
We got uh oh uh uh Proteco, Laporta, Pooka, and a Chane.

(01:01:39):
Okay, well, I'm telling youit's a similar category with Waiver Water
pick Up of the year. Whatdid we naming it the year? Swift,
Pooka, Kiren Sherwan, Williams.You know what that's that's actually a

(01:02:01):
good Yeah, that's a good one. Miss two of the two of the
same categories. Cheryl Wims is gonnago Yeah, yeah, sure, Williams
is gonna go on that first fuckinground if y'all don't take him. I
am a baby c MC him andCMC is damn there close. And motherfucker

(01:02:22):
missed four games and he was aboveI don't know how many backs really what
seemingly is the past first offense too, which is kind of wild. Sheryl
Williams is gonna go first, He'sgonna go on. Yeah, all right,

(01:02:44):
so Sherwin A, Shane pokaa portaand checko. Alright. Last category.
This is the face up, assdown one all right and said face
up and if you give you know, hey what your face looking at?
But go ahead. And this isthe who is going to just fall off

(01:03:08):
next year? Basically who are youjust not wanting to touch at all?
And they're gonna do a Cordeil Pattersonknow of dive. Yeah, it's kind
of like what Kelsey did last yearto what he did this year. It's
like, I don't really want totouch you where I would have, you

(01:03:29):
know, had where I would havenormally done it. Once again, recency
biased, I'm going eckler. Idon't think he either doesn't have it anymore
or he is hiding an injury.Let me touch your remember remember on uh

(01:03:51):
for those of you don't know thatthat button that that is on the x's
and those go back. I don'tknow how many episodes, but we talked
about how much money people say thatoh They ain't saying I'll accept a million
dollars to do this. But ifsomebody lay a suitcase in front of you
with significantly lesson they hit that briefcase. But that's the briefcase sound, and

(01:04:15):
then the briefcase opens up and itonly has fifty thousand in it? Would
you really only accept a million tofuck this? Whoever? You know?
H you're saying this about Eckler.Come maybe fifth six, mean the seventh
round, and he's sitting there,you're gonna just that's the briefcase. That

(01:04:40):
briefcase opened up, and he's sittingright there, You're gonna really pass him
over because how you at that point, Yeah, the equity is is definitely
there. I'm talking about you know, I drafted Eckler in the first round.
There is no way in hell becauseI'm going to be in the same
draft. I'm in the exact samedraft position and I was last year or

(01:05:02):
this year that I will be innext year. So he more than likely
will be there. And absolutely notbecause one, I saw what you did
this year and it wasn't much oneither on on either of your skill sets.
You didn't do what you normally do. I'm all set and then knowing

(01:05:25):
that you're playing for a contract andthat's what you put out. Dude,
you better be really fucking injured becauseif you're not, because if you're not,
then you just basically just what didyou do? Yeah, So so
basically the question is same ADP.Their ADP has to be like they gotta

(01:05:53):
be way like they're gonna be waydown there, or they can be still
in those same rounds, but youwould now you're just not touching them based
on what you saw, right,because some of those ADPs, man,
I swear to god they got itthere. A lot of them are based
on like you get a few roundbump because your name. Yeah, I
mean, for those are in thefantasy world and don't know what ADP means.

(01:06:13):
It means average draft position. Sobasically, going across every draft of
where everyone traditional leagues, deep leagues, where they're at, their average position
of being drafted is either in thefirst round, second round, blah blah
blah blah blah. We'll go ahead. Yeah, I mean that clar was
drafted ninth overall and I don't knowwhere he finished on the year. I

(01:06:36):
mean, those will be out atthe end of the year. And I'm
curious to see what his ranking is. I guarantee you it's going to be
closer to twenty than it is goingto be to ten. And that's like
that, that is that is theepitome of a bad beat. That is
a bad pick. So Eckler foryou. Yeah, I'm going back to

(01:07:03):
King Henry. I mean before thisyear. Yeah, I was one of
those people that was a firm believerin consistency and the man never gets hurt.
So if I even had the numberone pick and I would have took
and I could have seen him seethere, I probably would have took Henry.

(01:07:25):
I got the man's fucking jersey.That's how much I believed in him.
And I would have took him becauseof he produces, He's consistent,
and he almost never gets hurt.I think he got hurt last year.
That was like ever got hurt yep, So he's never got hurt. That

(01:07:45):
doesn't even matter. He didn't gethurt this year, trash. So yeah,
I'm gonna play draft him in thefirst round ever again, I'm gonna
I'm gonna put digs in here.Yeah, mostly just because he's way,
way, way too volatile and he'sa bit of an immature guy, so

(01:08:10):
those things don't really mess up beforeGeorge Pickens. But go ahead, what
did you say, he's George Pickensbefore George Pickens. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, he's just animmature dude. Yeah, and I get
it. I understand he hits likejust I mean, have you seen some
of those pre games. I don'tknow if you, like you say you'd

(01:08:31):
be up for those game day morningsand stuff. I think one of these
weeks during this year, this motherfuckercame in with like a dress on,
like a skirt or some shit.You ain't never seen him on a pregame.
Like he walked in. It wasalmost like an Irish you know,
like okay, all right, likeone of those like ski or whatever.

(01:08:55):
But at the same time we allknow he ain't Irish. Yeah, in
Saint Patty's days in Mark so ohman, I don't know what the book
he was thinking. Then he triedto like retracked him and Josh Allen,
you ain't seen this ship. Itwas like last week or the week before.

(01:09:17):
Really, they tried to retry tosay it wasn't a skirt, it
was shorts or something that looked likea skirt, and I was just like,
what, why would you decide tocome in and come to the stadium
and that ship to begin with?So I get being I get being silly
because essentially you are kids playing agame. But that seems a little true
true. I remember the one weekwhen like if there was a message behind

(01:09:42):
it or something, because I rememberthe one week that the forty nine ers
played the Eagles, they all camein on they all came into the stadium
with like black motorcycle gear basically sayingthat we assassin's and you know, you
know, and they okay, man, and like let's their outfits and ship
like that, basically like we're gonnawhoop some ass and they did. Yeah,

(01:10:04):
so that makes I got another one. I got another one. Joe
Burrow, well, do you thinkhis ADP is dropped? It's not.
It's not that he'll drop become injuryprone. He is way too injury prone,

(01:10:24):
way too injury prone. Like youcan't count on him to give you
a full season. And I don'twant to know anything about Herbert. I
don't have I mean, he getshurt. I have no confidence in neither
one of them. If they neitherone of them, if either one of
them present himself to me, ifit's it's hard to say no, but

(01:10:44):
you gotta pass. Gotta pass,Yeah, I mean let someone else.
Look, let someone else jump onthat landmine, man, because they have
proven very, very very talented whenhealthy. But you're not ever really healthy.
And I don't know what I'm goingto miss those games. I don't

(01:11:06):
know how many games. Those gamesare going to be missed. I don't
want to play that game. I'mall set. I'll take someone a tear
under you, but know that they'llbe on the field, at least theoretically,
and in our league, picking theright or the wrong quarterback could be

(01:11:28):
detrimental to your health and to yourhealth. Yeah, so who else do
you want here? Did you wantto put Herbert? Is that your peck
or Ah? No, you're talkingabout somebody that I said, King Henry,
And let me think of somebody elsethat comes up normally drafted really high.

(01:11:57):
Really ship the bed this season?What's eleven? Just they ship the
bed. It's just kind of likegoing forward to You're like, no,
I'm not I don't want any partof you. I don't next year,
I'm not touching you. They didn'teven have to be on your squad,
just kind of varante Adams. Imean it's like, I mean, Devonte
Adams produced with all these different quarterbacks. It's like you gotta get some climb

(01:12:19):
there. I mean, of coursehe showed his ass in the championship game.
Yeah he did. You know why, I know you played? Yeah,
I know you did. Like Imean, that's that's you stole my
line just now. But I don'tknow if I would if I would just

(01:12:39):
be like, hey, Shenanigans,I'm just gonna pass on Davante because I
don't know what he's shown any likedown now. But I but I understand,
like when is that shoe gonna drop? But yeah, I get it.
Hm hmmm, I mean that's that'sdefinitely a ballsy move. But no,

(01:13:00):
oh no, not really. Whydid I draft him so high anyway?
But Jared Judy was the absolute mI need to go back a couple
more lists, the absolute worst pickI made, Like why that goes in
that Aaron Dromes, Why did Ithought with the Russell Willison. I don't

(01:13:23):
think Jerry Judy gets drafted super highanyway, but you want to put him
on there for that category. Thatwhy did I draft you? We already
got we already got six in there. Yeah, okay, well that's my

(01:13:45):
honor mention. I just want tomention Judy. He's a ship. I
hated him. Yes, yes,he abused the living ship out of me
and my family. God damn,my condolence is my dude, I'm sorry
I'm saying. And I just likeI said, I would bring him down

(01:14:08):
and put them in the bench spotand then come weunesday, I'm like,
well Thursday, Oh I can't sithis name. I look, I'm mentioning
this one, and you tell mewhat you feel about it. DK metcalf
did they produced the weeks that hedidn't produce, they was at least getting

(01:14:33):
it to him like it was targets. Okay, so he might have only
four catches for fucking forty to fiftyyards, but he would have twelve targets.
So that was promising, like theywas at least trying promising enough to
draft him next year. Oh yeah, yeah, he would fit this category
as far as that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you might want to throw

(01:14:56):
him in there because DK, secondor third roundnan anymore? Right, unless
they get another quarterback because Geno,ain't it. Yeah, if I see
him sitting there in the fifth forsix, I might be like, okay,
I got to Yeah, we seesee the equity on that is fine.

(01:15:17):
But where he would normally go andwhere he probably will still go,
that's too risky. Men. EvenDebo took a little small back seat.
I mean because because that's what Iwas saying. That's why I put it
in. That's why I mentioned inthe first one like that he didn't produce,

(01:15:39):
but Deebo had probably more weeks thathe didn't produce. The hurt to
a couple of times. Debo's injurydebot plays so hard and violently that he
right ends to be injury prone aswell. And they do use Debo out
of the backfield too, so hehas that added little wrinkle. Yeah,

(01:16:00):
yeah, I don't do we needa sixth on this. I think we're
good with five. Ackler, HenryDiggs, Burrow d k hold On.
I know we're gonna come back tosomebody that we're gonna be like, why
the fuck? Okay, nobody inAtlanta? What do you think about a

(01:16:26):
love? He was? He'll befun. He wasna a quarterback in there.
Derek Carr, ain't it Jamison ain'tain't it either. They know that
he's just like a fun backup.They they'll they'll get someone fun. Put
Flacco out there ship he said,Fladu dude got our dude has an arm

(01:16:51):
for days. He doesn't have toworry about outdoors except on road games.
It's just, oh oh, whatabout Kamara. I think Kamara has been
on a slight I mean it hasbeen on the decline for years. He
absolutely has been, and I thinkthe actually it was the opposite this year.

(01:17:15):
A lot of people that didn't chooseKamara earlier enough didn't reap in the
champion. Bob did. He tookme because I had plenty of chances to
draft Kamara, and I got theman's shirt and I was just like,
now he fell off, and Idon't I didn't know Carr was gonna be
a dump off champion, which fitsand suits his character. So yeah,

(01:17:38):
I didn't see that one coming.So Kamara actually improved his ADP after this
year, which maybe like that littlefalse positive thing where it just tricks people
and then you're jumping this landmine.I don't know. I don't know if
he goes in this list, butit was more of just a since we're
in New Orleans, let's kind ofput out because that's a lot. It's

(01:17:59):
gonna be perfectly fine. I thinka love is kind of game proof.
This his quarterback, because it isabsolutely fucking terrible. Anyone that was remotely
okay at their job, he wouldbe a monster. Yeah. Uh another
Denver back, Another Denver player thatyeah, terrible. I wouldn't Yeah,

(01:18:23):
I don't know, man, Ifeel like I'm still not even I'd rather
pass on that offense all together.I'll put him in here, but I
I feel like he is more ofHe's more there. And then you elect
the emergence of J. McLaughlan too, It's like now it's a full blown
three headed monster. Yeah. Ithink he would do much much, much

(01:18:47):
better and a better team, whichis a super easy thing to say,
Well duh, obviously someone will dobetter on a good team, but just
him ship to here. Let startthinking about players. The one player that
everybody drafted really high that's severely disappointedHouston Damian Damian Pierce m oh boy after

(01:19:16):
after what he did his rookie season. Motherfucker was drafting him? Why is
ship. See, it's hard totell with that because he had a great
season, then he had a realbad season. So it's two seasons,
one high, one low. What'sthe real one? But two? I
mean his adp he was getting draftedhigh. I don't care when it was.

(01:19:41):
That motherfucker was getting drafted first secondround. Everywhere I was at boom,
Pierce, Pierce Pierce, and Iwas just like, damn, now,
this dude ain't even I don't evenknow if he dresses on Sunday.
You let him back from Buffalo thatnever could get the damn starting job.

(01:20:01):
Good, good enough, come inthere and take your spot, and you're
supposed to be the man, andyou got a better offense, like how
you produce better on an outfense withstarting Davis Mills and fucking case Keenum and
you finally get set Stroud and youcan't get off like I don't understand that.

(01:20:24):
That's a good one. I don'tlike it, but it's a good
one. Right, Yeah, we'llput Peers in here, that's number seven,
yeah, or excel somebody, butyeah, Pierce, people a lot
of people fail on that. Yeah, and you can't blame him because yeah,

(01:20:53):
all right, all right, we'llwrap that one up, all right.
So this is a face up,ass down. Who will fall off
the year or next year? Ackler, King, Henry Diggs, Joey Burrow,
dk Uh, Javonte, and Pierce. So that's probably the heaviest of

(01:21:14):
And so everybody knows, why aren'tyou doing like the MVP and because all
the other shows do that. Ifyou want to hear that, go listen
to the show. We're not doingthat. That's not that's not They tell
you who the number ones are andwe already know that's like, we don't
know that shit. Like yeah,Like it's almost like sitting in the room
and you've seen or you you seea play or something on stage and there's

(01:21:38):
a group that comes out and tellyou what happened in the play. You're
like, Okay, I already sawthat, Like what's gonna happen in the
next play? Give me some predictions, you know, like I'd rather have
a position or some type of forecast, And all you're doing is giving me
a summary or recap of what justhappened, you know what I mean,
Like what's going to happen in thefuture. So that's why I figured these

(01:21:59):
these kind of groups, being ofcategories to be a little bit more fun
than just going over like, oh, who's the best quarterback? Up?
Shut the funk up? He said, Shut the fuck up. You imagine
that we was a little TV thatshit would be like we would be on
HBO and should be like, who'sthe best quarterback? He shut the fuck

(01:22:19):
up? Oh man, that's thegoal. Yeah, So you know,
I guess we're ridiculously ridiculous successful podcaster. Every time I see him, I

(01:22:41):
just can't I'm amazed. Like Iwas just watching the national championship game the
college This is the only time Ido watch college football. Okay, this
motherfucking Pat McAfee. Not only didESPN pay him all this goddamn money,
and all he started off doing waspodcasts. They had a fucking simu okay
ass where they did the national championshipgame on ESPN one and then on ESPN

(01:23:04):
two. Was just the dude McAfeeand his two boys, the a J
hop dude and some other dude andthey just sat on the sideline and caught
it like it was a podcast andship. And I'm like, damn,
this dude is the most successful podcasterI know at this point. Ship fair
damn well they were. I wasgonna say, like, well, I

(01:23:31):
mean he's the second one, we'reobviously number one, but whatever, Yeah,
put him to the side. Yeah, it's okay, it's fine.
Uh well just for a place hewith him. It's fine. You played
yourself. So we're gonna we're gonnaput the State of the Union on next

(01:23:53):
show. I mean, because we'rejust gonna go over the winners next show
and do that because we we weshould have known, we we don't shut
the fuck up. Were supposed todo something different. What else was we
supposed to do? Everyone? Ithink we were going to wrap up this
season too, just kind of touchon some list, wrap it all up
next week, more content the nextweek. So yeah, but yeah,

(01:24:17):
like I said, I'm gonna putthese all on the in the comments,
uh plaster on the media things afew times a week. Please engage,
sincerely. It makes it more fun. I know it sounds silly, but
it makes it more fun. SoI know Bob is always kind of yap

(01:24:39):
and throwing a little throwing a fewlittle comments on on things, which I
always appreciate. I want more peopleto do it. I mean, especially
since we're doing the vote thing.You know that. That's kind of the
cool part of this, Like,I don't know, why would you not
want to engage with the people thatare listening to you. Seems a little

(01:25:00):
silly to not want that, youknow. So, So we have the
Exes coming up tomorrow. We don'teven I don't even know what we're gonna
talk about there. We didn't evengo over anything. I'll figure out something.
I'll figure out something. I havea recording tomorrow. Actually I believe
it's what's a fellow that has Tourett'sso can I be So that's gonna be

(01:25:23):
an interesting thing. And it's funny, yeah, yeah, yeah, and
it And it's funny because I thinkof what Tourett's like. I understand it's
a condition and I've heard of itand blah blah blah. But the only
movie that has displayed this is whatis it, Douce Bigelow. You've never

(01:25:44):
even seen that movie. God,it's been a long fucking time, but
it is. But like, it'sa lot in that same vein as Adam
Sandler. Oh, I know,I know what it is, like,
I can't like picture the scene you'retalking about. Well, he was dating
one ship and she had Touretts andshe would just scream out ship like he
talks, not ship, and hedecided the best way to deal with her

(01:26:08):
is to take her to a sportsfucking venue where she could scream the fuck
out nowhere, and it was likeacceptable, you know. I mean,
that's like every time I hear Tourett's, that's the very first example that pops
in my mind. I uh,I knew a girl when I was younger

(01:26:29):
than that Tourette's and that was likefull blown diagnos. I heard people were
like make jokes about being slightly torect. I'm about to say tret I'm all
making up ship. But I've heardpeople being slightly turetic, you know,
or half characteristics, but I've neverheard or dell independencies. Is that what

(01:26:51):
you're trying to say. I've neverfully heard anybody fully blown diagnosed and legitimately
stamped with it. You know,It's always been a joke. It's never
been like, Okay, I wentman, I got diagnosed with this condition

(01:27:14):
and it's USDA official, Like I'venever hurt anybody, and you're about to
meet that person's you silly motherfucker.USDA is the US Department of Agriculture.
But I'm just saying, you know, you stamped meet and ship, right,
I'm saying, but yeah, I'venever heard anybody like surely. I

(01:27:38):
was very very young, not veryvery I mean I was young enough,
and she was she she had thisshe I'm I'm not going to tell you
I didn't get a handy from her, but you would be glad she didn't
rip your ship off. She hadfucking mess, she had rats. Jesus

(01:27:58):
Christ. Uh no I'm talking about. I'm just saying, like the anger
that you know in between s couldhave just had an episode off. I'm
just still moving. I don't care. You can yell all you want,
but yeah, I know. SoI have this interview with him tomorrow,

(01:28:23):
and I was supposed to be lastweek, but schedules got all goofy,
and then it was supposed to bethe week before on top of that,
but then the mattress is getting deliveredthat delayed everything. So but yeah,
it was interesting holiday weeks. Imean, yeah, yeah, well,
I mean I got one tomorrow andI think I got one on Thursday as

(01:28:43):
well. But yeah, I meanit was interesting because he was like,
yeah, man, I'm a littleintimidated with all was like your personality.
I was like one, I waslike, well, thank you for listening.
Uh. Then I was kind oflike, I get it, don't
worry about it. I'm definitely abit of a chameleon. So you know,
I'm wanted to be nervous because Imean it's one of those things where
obviously it's you know, not themost fun thing to talk about, but

(01:29:05):
it's gonna be interesting and excited touh kind of talk to him. So
that'll be that'll happen around I thinklike one the afternoon tomorrow, so I'll
have that uploaded by Thursday morning andwe have yeah, yeah, I mean,
do you just to give a littlebit of a promo here? Do

(01:29:28):
you have Do you have anything inmind for tomorrow tomorrow night? Do I
have all? Yeah? We haveact remember that thing? Yeah, not
at all. I don't have anything. I know. Last thing we talked
about we did the state of theUnion and going into the new year.

(01:29:49):
But nothing's really happened yet outside ofwhat has happened last week. I mean
yeah, I mean, besides thegifts stand up staring gifts that I've received,
but other than that, and theythere ain't nothing pressing going on in
my life right now, so thatthat may be one of those episodes where

(01:30:11):
we just find some stuff to riffon, and you know, because as
you said, yeah, nothing reallykind of pops out. But I'm sure
I can find some things that irritateme. That's not very difficult. But
think of a good draft. Iwill look too, because, uh,

(01:30:36):
you've been on a bit of aheater with the draft there, so you
know, I'm trusting you to keepthat, keep that streak rolling. You
have a commercial, Yeah that's whatI'm saying. But like, but the
last the drafts you've been picking arereally good, so I'll speak of something

(01:31:00):
now. Yeah, all right,well that was the football thing. So
I'm gonna I'm gonna spend tomorrow teachingmy dog how to talk. Oh yeah,
you got the uh where he canpress the same and all that,

(01:31:29):
so that'll be fun. All right, that's all right. Well this episode
is brought to you by Hungry Kids. Goodbye, fuck Bob yo. That
that's Agaven him and him and himand gave Davis and go fuck each other.

(01:31:50):
I don't care, absolutely say nofor real and a seriousness. Congrats,
Bob. I'm going after that shipnext year. That shit ain't gonna
happen to me. I'm going Igotta, I gotta lay it back down.
It's time for me to grab thatchampionship back. It's time we need

(01:32:12):
to We need to think of atrophy, like I mean, actually I
thought about that going on Fantasy campsand getting the trophy. But like I've
been waiting because I want to havelike a stable group. Yeah, but
if we can at least have halfthe have what I don't want to do
is have someone win and be likeokay, bye and then take the trophy
and never come back. No no, yeah, see I mean in the

(01:32:36):
other league, that Andrews League,that's the only other league that we got
a trophy. And yeah, Imean we gotta it. You know.
It looks like a Super Bowl trophyand it's got the names on the side
and you engrave them every year.I can send you a picture of it
and ship. Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

(01:32:56):
maybe maybe we'll do that. Actually, I mean, because I don't
just a belt, like a championshipbelt. I mean, yeah, but
the belt belt be sweet because youcan put that shirt on, go to
the grocery store. What the isthat you go in the grocery store looking
like a motherfucking w w E championship. You got that ship hitting out there,

(01:33:19):
gold it out. Yeah, thatsh would be awesome. Have your
funhouse with that motherfucker. I havea I'll be in the club with that
on, like careful, but youhave to have your team name on it,
so I would have because I renamedI renamed my team this this week,
and it was I feel like itwas bad karma and that's probably why

(01:33:42):
I lost. Was it duck,my sick Bob something like that, Yeah,
it was my sick Yeah, Likenhundred different names. He doesn't change
this ship like six times. Absolutelydid. Yeah, all right, you

(01:34:02):
know what might might speaking of names, we might get vinced back next year,
so that'd be fun. Oh youknow his his names are fucking legendary.
He comes with crazy Shitn't you belike you almost feel disgusted to play.
I'm like, what the hell?My wife's like, why used the
sad man? I lost a comebucket, Carl, I lost Mommy's creamy

(01:34:30):
pussy, And he'd be like,whoa, These are legitimate names this motherfucker
put out there. That's the firstone, sweet pussy. I'm like,
oh god, oh Man names wasfucking legendary and he was crazy. Yeah,

(01:34:51):
I was real fad. He couldn'tcome back. So I'm like,
well, I feel like you justneed to send me names weekly so I
can feel like, well, happyNew York business, be safe, enjoy
it. And if you see gaveDavis you know what to do, fuck

(01:35:15):
him up on site. Same forBall. All Right, all right, toodles,

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