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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I have come here to shoot bubble gum and chick out.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hey, welcome in front of the Dungeon podcast, dam d
run a local market, Bernardo, what's going down? Markey being
the place to be?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Gel and kelling eating penicillin?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What's going on? Not even fucking that's sure got the
new shizzard.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's our boys.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh there we go, there we go. All right, we're
we're living all the factors. What's going down?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Marking me?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How you doing? Man? I'm all right chilling Another day,
another day, another dollar, another muggy day.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Canadian fires can't get us no sun?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's up.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
What Canadian fires? We're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Fires somewhere that's blocking our sun?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Bro, I know they had a fire at all in Hoboken, Bro,
fucking Tony Baloney's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know what this.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I was in Hoboken the first time in twenty years
the other day.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's the famous pizzeria Bro Tony Balogone's and Poboken.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I never did know ho Hoboken like good Yo, Goody,
Puerto Rico. I know nothing about like I don't, but
this is pizza.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This is Tony Balogoney's famous slices.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
The only thing I've ever eaten in Hoboken in my
entire light was at the Clanborough House.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't even know what the hell it is.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's gone?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
When when I was young we went to the Clanbop
House and eight pots of steamers down near the water.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
So I know about you never heard of Tony Beloney's.
They got they got one on they got one on
Grove Street too.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Does everybody know about it? Anything about it?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't do what other people do.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's Pizza Mark, It's pizza. I don't go where everybody goes.
I got my little corner slice mess.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You know the Masters. Everybody knows the Pizza Masters. Jersey
City got one.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I go for Pompeii.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Pompeii.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I like that better than Pizza Master.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Why do I know that name? Pompeii.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's a small little spot down there.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It ain't as commercial as these big fucking idiots.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, I'm just just.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know, I just like a little you know, it's
like they had. I got that in Jersey City too.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
West Side, Yeah, on west Side Avenue, Pompeii over by
Jewett on West Side and Jill as a Pompeii pizza.
That's where I knew the name from. What happened? What's
going on? You don't hear yourself? You're tripping out, man.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So what's this? Do you see the cause of the
deaths for these men? I didn't. I didn't see that
caption until just now.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Bro Ozzie and Hulk Hogan both died of heart attacks.
But fucking it was one thing about hul Cogan they
weren't telling anybody he was battling leukemia for a couple
of years. Kept that ship to the chest. And there's
another thing nobody said about Ozzie. But he had fucking
(03:44):
uh congenital heart disease. I'm eating bad, right, I guess
you had, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So you die of it?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
When you die, it's cloggedies basically, Yeah, yeah, clogged arteries. Yeah.
They said, I don't know if the Pawkins got him, though.
I think it was just I had a heart attack,
you know, I mean that to me, I think that's
like that. That's gotta be like top ten worst way
(04:19):
to go. It's heart attack.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You're talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Got talking to the mic, dog, you got talking to
the mic you're.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Talking about certain people though, it's certain health consistent health problems.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, I know, but I'm just saying, that's gotta be.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like they're looking back and going, oh that's what I
thought of.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh they ain't looking They're not looking back at all.
It is not looking back.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's like it's all a little commune commune, a little
tip tip thing, you know what I mean fucking saying
I fucking say that word.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's totally accumulation.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
All of that ship. You know, there's some deal of
like some nineteen seventy six drug dealer.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's like fucking walking off the list, Like he snorted
my coke. I don't I really snorted my coke. Look,
I don't think this is a little cocaine fucking.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I don't think like.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You got a certain age, your body is a certain
age if you've done this thing and you've done.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That thing, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I don't think coke gives you fucking clogged artery stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, but dogs, come on, all the other things in life.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What so fucking we gotta go to Ozzie's video Ossy
making breakfast with the fucking butter.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And remember that, remember that I was just watching that
a little while ago.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's good. Don't blame me. That's a very good videotape. It's,
you know, the tour of but what you know would
be like no more tours.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Now watch now. Remember when you watched the the what
the hell was that ship called bro fucking West since
the Coln Western Civilization.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Part too, Yeah, that's what that was from too.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Remember when he was shaking with the orange juice. He
had parkins then and didn't even know it. Yeah, he
just thought that was like they said. He just thought
that was like the shakes from coming off of drugs and.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Shit, right, we just clean the first time clean.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And it's like, bro man, it's like but they said
he was. They said he was taking medicine since the
night like ninety one, since the normal tears tore.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
He was taking pockets medicine. You could see he changed
around that time. The fucking he was throwing the robot.
He kept throwing the water on people and getting wet,
and he was always wet and looked like he was
always kind of second damp.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
He just see it didn't look he looked run down around.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That the fucking the quads falling to that tour right,
he had he fell out something. No, he fell off
the quad fell on him.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No that that after No More Tears tour, something happened.
They had bad physical episode.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's just run down.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
He was just like almost like a heart attack, like
I think he most died dad, dude.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, yeah, no, he did have a heart attack. Back
then they said, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, he was really run down after that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Then there was right in the in near future he
had fucking two incidences.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
But that they said that quad thing bro is the
thing that really because it fucked up his back and
then the surgeries and all that shit. Man just like
progressed everything.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
When was the last time Holgan wrestled.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Hoganazi just did a show and then packed it up
Gold of the Day three weeks Yeah, Uhulgan played the
show like wrestled.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, but Hoogan had about like fucking sixteen seventeen back surgeries.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, so when he came in, he might have just
fucking talked. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He Let me see Hogan's last match. Let me see.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
In his last.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Match a couple of years ago, two thousand and six,
okay against Randy like nineteen years yeah, let me let
me see how many how many back surgeries total.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Damn how many back surgeries did he have before he
was rich? That's what I want to know. Hogan's yeah,
like you know, like you remember Hogan.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
When Hogan came in, he was six eight after the
back surgeries.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Dude before but he was came around in the seventies.
My man him from seventy six seventy eight nine.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
He was like a mom, like, do you have anything
happened to him? Then? All right?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He had twenty five back surgeries in his lifetime. With
all those back surgeries, he went from six foot eight
to six foot five. He lost eight inches, dog wo
he lost eight inches, bro because they just kept chopping
away at his final court. It's like you imagine you're
(08:59):
being six eight, then you get older and you're like
you're six foot It's like, what the what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They'd probably a little more than that too, you know, hunched.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Over now that's just fucking just crazy. But yeah, Ozzie's
daughter Amy put out the death certificate, and I think uh,
Hogan's daughter Brooke put out the death certificate for Hogan.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
M M.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
They just had some uh, some thirty three year old
girl from uh The Walking Dead passed away today. I
just saw that some nerve disease or something, the nerves.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
From somebody just had it up, ye guy.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And then you had a saw that there's another actor
who just fuck who killed himself? He was fifty four?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Who was that?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I forgot?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
He was?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh guy, he was on a. He was on a
He was on like two famous shows. Let me see.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I mean, there's a lot of people from back in
the day time. It's a very nostalgic deaf period right
between Hogan and Ozzy and even at Connie Francis, who
thought if you look up Connie Francis, she was like.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The first team female chartted. You know that was pretty huge.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like our grandparents and fucking old mothers are fucking into
that ship.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can't even fucking find this ship, but I know
an actor fucking uh the guy the landlord went to
go look for the rent because it was a couple
of days late with the rent and they found them
fucking hanging in his apartment.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh he killed himself.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, that's horrible. He was he was he was on
he was on two famous shows.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
When when I was young, I was watching over word
for he's smoking a joint that game.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And watching it like my mom was in the house,
but I was like, Mom, come here, you gotta watch us.
And now we're watching mothers crying because their son's audio
orodick rophyxiated themselves. And then the mothers had them walk
in the room and find their kids dead, hanging themselves.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Striking off some David Caroddine stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, it was like these three or four ladies on
Oprah like saying that I had looked at my mother.
I was like, yo, I never did nothing like that, Like, yo,
look something like you know, you're like eighteen watching like
I don't know what this shit is. That's the first
time I ever heard of that. I was like, I
don't know what the fuck that is. Yeah, I cut
(11:42):
inside right, Yeah, used to David Carrodene was into that
later in life. I the way these kids were being
found was like a thing rigged, Like these mothers were
like damn, like these things rigged.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
To their door to whatever choked them. And then however, like, oh.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well think about this too, man. Think about when when
people were popping the tide pods, the tide Pod challenge,
that ain't nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Nothing blows your mind when you watch a video of
like some Guatemalan man hunk it down fucking a tailpipe
of a car. Fow oh what, there's enough video the
people banging their tailpipes with the car on too, where
you're like, what.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Fucking the tailpipe? Like cars on? Somebody down up in that.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, that's crazy. What does that do? What does that do?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Guess they fucking makes them feel good. I guess they're
fucking something tailp Yeah, like a car. Imagine your call
being on because I know, you know, you're we woming
up your car and there's some dude like that just
just crept up underneath and its just like starts bugging it.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Johnny Riss was telling me something about he saw some
due with it chicken, and I'm like the chicken.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, whatever whatever you could use.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's like, God, Johnny, Johnny saw a dude with another
dude's clutched hand.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
But I mean, well, what happened, What happens? What happened
to just go another dude's clutched hand.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
What happened is just going to get a chick, GI
me a find a check.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Furthest thing away, bro. So that's a dirt somewhere I'm
falling on that pile. I don't know. It's just the
fuck people, bro, It's past whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
People are banging like whatever. Look, there's fucking up ashes
in this fucking thing. After I smoked the shade, anybody
want to bang it?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He might you might feel something, you know, like Jesus,
you might you might feel something, man, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
The escalation light hilarious. Now we got ships on the way.
I don't know what kind of diversion is seeing coming
With the alien ship on their way.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
They've been talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Something's gonna happen to us, like it's like you don't
know the outcome until somebody gets here. Like why, It's
like they could do harm to us. We could do
after them.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
You know, we're doing harm to ourselves, bro, So what's
the difference.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What I'm saying. They act like it's they know it's
coming here with a purpose. Like that's a little strange.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I mean, I'd be more worried about the people here
before worrying about the people up there.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's different.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But it's like my aunt's an alien and she was
saying that this is a ship on the way here,
you know what I mean, Like, how do you get
this information?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm just saying if.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like, what are you talking?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I got an nuncle. They're aliens. There's a ship on
its way. You know what's cool.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
There's probably mentally ill people that fuck with that and go, yes,
you know that. We're just like there's a ship on
its way someday and now like when the news pops
out like something happens, they're like, ah.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Finally it's coming.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Dude, is that Remember you had a dude the ship
was gonna come and pick them eighteen people up with
them nikes on. Oh what was heaves a little apple
White or whatever's.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Name is Heaven's gate Man.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Apple White dude, heurf, his name is herf Chill and
it wasna na, but I know the dude wanted to
be known as Herf.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That website is still up.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Heaven's Skate thing, right, somebody's running it.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Some little eighteen year old dude that was his little
like this little purple sneaker boy said I'll run it
till I die.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Somebody's running.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Well.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
A few of them castrated themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, it was all deal with that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
But the funny thing was, is their whole view changed
once his chick passed away. Like the woman right, Yeah,
like it's sped it up, like, oh we got a heart.
It's like the ship's coming now.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I didn't you know what forget about twenty twenty nine. Yes,
this week, everybody get your new nikes.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's just funny. How like it's just funny, how like
they fucking.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
The best is the videos of the makeup though.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You're like some people like a failed in like trying
to be something and have their own little stage and
then back of the house that they have smoke go
and then they're like it's kind of like the podcast world.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
We all just do he.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Like Heaven's Gate a podcast kind.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Of like it was like every week and a video
himself and these things go images of him in the background,
like if you ever seen it, Like, Yo, this is
a little bit of work.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Here, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That documentary was awesome. That documentary was awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
This video is him and that lady like that come
out of nowhere and you're like, just they have like
a video guy what was her name? Yeah, dude, but
he was called it her. That was great, Like.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Let me see, yeah, dude, that dude's scary bold head.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
We went from one week we're talking about that kid.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You never know Marshall, Marshall Applewhite, Marshall apple White and
Bonnie Nettles.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, d that was you e't gotta reinvent watch reover that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
But one of them, one of them asexual, Like I
think he was asexual. Well, he's probably fucking gay, just
didn't want to say so. He said, I'm asexual.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, because they go over his history who he was.
There was a partner. They get to that.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Somebody went out with something like she wanted to be
with him, but he couldn't be with her. So, but
they were like soulmates. Yeah, wait, it was fucking let
me see what was his name? Bro's his name?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I love that?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Strange that was all we had. Now was it Texas?
Were they in Texas?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You know, whenever really were in the state.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I always think the sun shines well in California enough
to make it crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He said he was reincarnated. Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
There's those mount Rushmore of dudes like heads like him, Jim.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Jones, you know what I mean? Bro, No, like zerial
like man's see.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
But the funny thing with Jim Jones is that Jim Jones,
if you didn't drink the juice. He blew your brains out.
He wasn't playing the game.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
A couple of people left from that. There's still people
talking about that. There's still probably about thirty people that
made it.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Remember how they sent They sent the senator down there,
and he fucking killed the senator.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah no, dude, what else? What else was the Manson?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I was born after the Manson thing that was already
a thing like I.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Was born that happened.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I don't think you know what Matt's I don't think Yeah,
I don't think Manson was crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Did you ever see the Deadly Tower? Kurt Russell, a
young Kurt Russell in a really good movie. He used
to see it a lot in grammar school and go
like I'm watching his eleven o'clock movie, like I'm gonna
fake go to bed, and like it was a real guy.
He fucking went up to this tower in Kansas, maybe
with a fucking us MC thing like with guns in
it and started getting people.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You imagine somebody going up to.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Fucking it was on the college campus.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
That was different. It was around that was different.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
That was Kent State. That was a different. Kent State
shooting was like its own incident. No, this dude was
getting people like with rifles and guns. Now he's dude
in Jersey City. He's like hitting people and now he's
got a scope gun and he's like hitting people city
Line from Journal Square, you know what I mean, Like
what she was picking people? Yeah, Yeah, this dude had
some serious shit and he hung out there and ate
apples and fucking chilled out for a minute. It took
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a whole day, and the movie was this one guy
ready to flip the burgers with his family pulled into
work because the whole town and everybody's shooting up with
this guy. It's a tower, just pete. Random people are
getting guns and doing this. And this guy came in
from work and he's the guy at the end that
wound up up there and he.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Fucking got him.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, you know, it was like yeah, but the story
looked like it came out a couple of years after
it happened in the early seventies. Kurt Russell plays the
killer and then he's up there all day pumping people.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Bro does a dude getting his truck in.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Fucking miles where you're like, what even in the thing.
The guy goes and he goes what happened? And the
guy goes, somebody's shooting people. He goes, ah, we gotta
not to worry about. He gets in this car to
leave and it's like bad.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He gets hit in the head.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
It's on the fucking steering wheel. Yeah, man, Kurt Russell,
The Deadly Tower true story. That shit was nuts.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But you don't you you really, you really think that.
I don't think of this day and age and at
the age I Matt, I don't think think Charles Manson
was crazy. Charles Manson basically fucking said the government's making
you believe this, and and I think I think he
was just a fucking scapegoat. I don't think he made
(21:15):
anybody do anything. Bro, I think you scapegoat.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
OK So, who do you think killed the girl?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I think dude, like like fucking scribbles said, Bro. It
was that fucking government experiment.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
They would experimented on people's fucking brains with acids and
all these different kind of fucking hallucinogens.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
M I understand ked close again, bro're Chambers.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Bro, the Yankees are the eighties Yankees right now.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's kind of like that, It's I said to the
what I look at I was talking to cleaning today.
He's a Yankees fambly.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And everybody else is just somebody else. I understand football
season's closed. The favorite team can get your fucking holes
ship out. Everybody's betting. Everybody's a little different. People gonna
beat their girlfriends up all that ship.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You're gonna see fucking TV's being smashed on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Right when people do that in front of everybody, I wanted, asshole.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
But I want to know this. Who's the guy videotape
and this ship?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Did your friend? It's your homeboy? He's at it.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It looks like it's always at a black news house
and he's always breaking shit in front of like and
it was like, was that yours?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Is that your girls? TV?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Like?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You do that in your liver?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Like I'm going, oh, that was right. I fall this
pulling dats out though, Like to that thing. The son's
gotta sit there and wants that.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I just don't know how you sit there, calm and
just sit there and videotape and then I'm just gonna
upload this.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Don't people work their lives off of these views and
stuff on? And everybody linked up to just set up
for failure, but it's viewed so I get something from it.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I guess, really, what's going going on?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Hey y'all?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And that chick eats nine hundred pounds of food, you know,
not for a minute.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You watch it and eat the three or four nuggets
and you go, all.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Right, you know who I'm liking now, I'm like, I'm
liking that fucking uh, the fucking ah. The chick says,
I'm gonna feed my kids. She's giving them these like
there's like five kids kids, No, she has six kids.
And I love watching the firms, like when you eat today,
when you.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Eat good, certain days, it's like this better be the snack.
Certain days it's.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Like this is their snack, and you're like, okay a
certain day, you know. Other day it was like bortermelon
and but a lot of those chips, those hot chips
were I'm like, no. My wife was watching the football
player over then chips and that ship you're giving him
the one big kid he's getting biggy like.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Oh yeah, better be a football players getting.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Diesel, right, he's getting diesel. My wife was watching the
military that lady.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
My wife was watching it, and she was like, why
is she giving the kids so much sugar? I was like,
I don't know. I was like, I'm just I'm just
watching what they eating.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
At least they play it. Maybe they play outside. It
looks like they live out in somewhere where they got
a lot of land.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
But I noticed this though. When she first started, she
was putting it in their fucking hands in the water.
Then they got the trays and I was like, oh
they got trays.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Now, Oh it could be a bit, but some of
it though, the mega McDonald's with the four things, you're like, ah.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I liked it when they all got their own pizza pies.
I was like, you get thrown pie dog, that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I mean at the end, like she got something else sandwich.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I love when she sits there and goes, this is
for me and the cameraman. I'm like, you ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, I got that stuck. That's funny how things running cycles.
Like I like people. I follow this girl, Jamie French,
who makes fun of stuff. She makes fun of shows
that were on probably in the early two thousands, the nineties,
and that's pretty cool too, Like people that make fun
of stuff that was on when they were younger. The
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MTV shows like we compete them and aldo, you know,
like yeah, how creepy a cream you know what they
call cringe.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I've been fucking like I that was.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Never a thing. I didn't have a feeling like that,
like I watched something. I never was like that's a cringe.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Like let me ask you this, the fat chick that
fucking eats all the food, right, which.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
One the fat white chick a white chicken?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Now the white chick that's the white chicken gets.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Six are getting bigger.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Where's the guy that was eating all the food with her?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I heard he got skinny eat all the food with oh,
the fat white chick. Bro, she had a dude that
was like her friend who was eating like they were
like eating pot iners and like he lost all the weight.
But she's still fucking and I don't know, dude, listen
(25:50):
to this bro the oh that I stop. I stopped
eating sugar bread and all that chip for like spot
six days.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Now. Now you're watching people stuck.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm watching it, but Facebook. My wife bought Burger King
the other day, so I just took the burger out,
the lettuce to tomatoes and I, you know whatever, and
I took this. She bought a fish sandwich, like, no
chicken sandwich. Took the chicken out, bro I just ate that,
not the bread. I ate the hamburger and the chicken.
Right well. I felt so fucking sick, dude. I was like, Yo,
(26:19):
what the fuck is in this ship?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I felt like cramp.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You should now like where was this from?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Burger king?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
All right, you should go home.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You should go buy chicken chopped meat and turkey chopped meat.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I hate turkey chopped meat, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I like season the ship out of it and fucking
make it the d way. And then you'll eat that
with rice or you're not eating rice, no, so you'd
eat that.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
With vegetable, vegetable salads whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Right, So that that's how I would say that that burger.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
But what I'm saying is burger.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Meat and make a thing of that, and then you
could fucking either take.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
What I'm saying. It's just it's just like I just
took a couple of bikes and I felt bad.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I was, Oh, that's never gonna be that good.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You'd have to make your own for that to be good.
That's that ain't no fucking and what was the chicken.
Just the chicken, say, just.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
To drag the chicken sandwich, the long one, the long
ones greasy as fuck.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, it always is. Just give it eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
The bags greasy from the inside, through that thing and
through that.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
If you x that all out, you'll be good. You
just gotta extra food both these. If she's doing that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You gotta go like, fuck you, bro. No, I didn't
a pickle and water.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, I didn't plant.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I didn't I didn't plan out.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I didn't plan on eating that when I came home,
but it was there and she was like, I'm gonna
throw it away and I was like, I don't like
waisting ship. So I was like, I'll take the meat.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I would even I would x out those places and
go like, I'll do a cheeseburger for my pizza Paul,
Like make that the only.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Cheeseburger you get unless you'll cook on one. Like cut
them out, cut them out.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's certain thing you gotta cut out, like I cut
cigarettes out.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I don't do lizzies. I don't know hot dogs. Bro.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm I'm never gonna stop doro. I mean not now,
but I mean some brets is forever.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
If I had a hot dog and it's a su Brett.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's cool, but nope, I cud hot dogs. Now it's
a couple other things like West drink, fucking milk and
ice bean and stupid ship and chocolate that was bad.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
If you cut down in your chocolate you have because
you're not doing sugar.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
That's I got a lot of chocolate in my house, dude,
and I haven't had any good No, you fucking But
my whole thing was this though I don't know how
that fat chick doesn't get sick.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh what do you mean that hick? We just don't
fucking We watched spend twenty four hours with somebody. You'll know, Yeah,
they get sick. Everybody gets sick.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
This come on, like just had to be.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You just gotta have a pill, Like I mean, I
fucking take some pill that I fucking eat, like you
know it helps me. Fucking what I gotta do that
chicks has to be having a pill. It has to
like sacking things that people eat, like it's.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
She's got enough food for like ten people though, bro,
Like no joke, Like I sit there and watch it.
I'm like, you're gonna eat all of that? And you
do like three meals a day of all of that
kind of shit.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Dude, six hundred pound people on that show, and they
just two people that went and got twelve pies.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
And then there was like they came back.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Like oh you saw that. Motherfuckers the fuck. They're like,
well they ate like what like eight or nine in
the car some.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Shit, you drive away from where you live and go
eat two extra pies and then start eating on the
way back. Because that was like weird. You were like
they just went out to get where do you go
and get pizza? Like that's like us going to Tom's
River to get pizza. Bro, they bought, They bought like
Tom's riving to get twelve pies and coming back before.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
We're like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
And then they were eating the fucking pies and that
they had.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's like us going to Tom's River.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
We we'd eat, we'd need to ride time, you know,
like to eat six parts.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I couldn't believe Gris like laughing like, yeah, we ate
a little.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I couldn't believe that when that when they came in,
like you saw what they got off the store and
they were like, oh, we're just gonna take a bite.
And then when he came in the house, I was like, Yo,
what the fuck would the rest of the pies go?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
When people eat it?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And I'd eating like a gourmet meal. It's like, oh man,
you just did like a Wendy's and boys and a
thing like uh yeah, nobody ever eats like uh Kobyashi
or not. And I don't see that going down. We
ain't watching videos of guys going like so that's Oh
(30:44):
you watch Joey Swoll.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You know who that is?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I saw that fun. I saw him.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I see you know people in the gym.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
He's a fun People try to do things in the
gym and then you know they're like what are you doing?
And they're like, you can't have a video in your gym.
You can't think this is your own little personal world.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Ye fucking I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm telling
you right now.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
But I'm not a gym guy that I've never been
in gym my life.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
To me, I personally, I don't think that they should
allow cameras period in the gym.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No, you want to.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
People that that's like twenty four thinking like oh, I'm
doing a like are you kidding me.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
If you want to videotape your fucking workout, go home
and do it.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I want to see a dude, let's pull a GGL
on that like and walk over to the phone and
just ship.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
On the phone. Well like, just ship on.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
The phone while it's on.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Please tell me that famous somebody pull that off. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You're like, oh, that won't if that girl gets sick, yeah,
when she needs a little more money.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
The next challenge the channel is gonna be.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Fucking Hey, y'all, this is me pooping out this two
hours of meal I eat early six hours.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Do you think the videos of that people who like
to eat the meal?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And then it's gonna escalate to that if I can
you watch them poop? What's where it's going? Bro?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
But all those like a fucking no Thomas on this,
people are gonna get a little bored to.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Watch somebody eat.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I want to see you ship.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I can't watch a travel down your body? Hey, can
you make a ship video? Hey?
Speaker 7 (32:20):
Since there's no camera that, let's a travel down. I'm
no idiot, am I? But they don't have a camera
where follows the food out? So let's just go. Can
you make pool videos with.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I wonder if there is one out there, if there
is anything like that, like like like like like I
don't want to see the ship, like like eat your food,
and I want to see you on the ball, struggling, struggling.
Just have the camera on your face.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Just put camera on.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Just put your camera on, because usually you know, everybody's
flexing on a video or something to keep them like
you're busy while you're taking the ship.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
It's fucking retarded, bro, crazy, it's it's did you do
you remember that girl? You remember Little Tay?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah? Didn't.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I just find out she's got doing something. What was
that I saw in the news today?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
She just turned eighteen, right, and she's like she's been
complaining about how she don't got no money and none.
Just turn eighteen, bro. Within three hours she made a
million dollars on only fans.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, what's what's only fans? Are you fucking miserbating?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah? You could just bro, you could just go on
there and fucking do bikini fucking pitches. You don't got
to show the goods.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So this just shows you that everybody's just a fucking
horrible dog.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Naked like you don't got you don't know, but she
don't have to show the goods.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
But it's like, oh, I remember when she was eleven,
miss growing up? Now, like, how.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Fucking a million in three hours?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Mark?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Can you imagine making a million and three hours?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's the one that was like, I'm little Tay fucking
and that was all fake.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Right, yeah, bro, a million and three hours. Her life
has changed now boom done, You're good.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
But she finally get that money to go a little
now it's gonna go get all arrested.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I mean, there was that other one chick.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
What about the dude, laddie, what's he doing now.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
That that vlad dude, Vladimir whatever the fuck TV? No,
the other dude, that Russian dude that took mushrooms in
front of his house and fucked up. He was doing
those videos. You know, he was bang bus bro Tally Vitally,
I remember Tali, big nose Russian dude did all them
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videos and then.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Got arrested and got whacked.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And on his porch of his house.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Bro, he did something stupid to a neighborhood, a lady
jargon and that was a rap.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Now he hasn't been doing videos. Look up for Tally Bro.
This leads Russian. It's a Russian kid. Had fucking been
doing this for years, bros.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Going on TAT ten stupid fucks of all fucking of
us watching.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
These stupid fucks. But Sally, oh love, what is influencer?
He got locked up. I watched him as a rest.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He was just screaming like a fucking like a nut.
He banged chicks on bang bus so in early his
early video days, in the early.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Conshumption.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
You know, you know what they're you know what there
are there. The thing they're cracking down on right now
is is the people that are dressing up as fucking
like what do you call that, Like dressing up as
like Walmart workers or whatever, and just going in fucking
with people like they'll put like the Walmart that's.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Dumb, that's yeah, the kids that.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
They're going to tog gets, Walmarts, whatever, and they.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Just stupid shows a fucking bucket in the air and
turn around and it's oh where that came from?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
What about they do the wh bother? Yeah? Yeah, I
fucked the ship. Yeah, I'm on the phone, man, I'm
on the What do you mean on the phone.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, like the chicken tan she's great. Now I fuck
her too, I'm on my phone.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, all that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Oh remember remember the fucking I'm tyrone and he used
to walk into smack fucking cigarettes out of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I'm a fucking girl? Long dick stop.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
That was a long time ago. That's the early Internet.
Like everybody's laughing at anything.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Bro, that dude was hilarious, or the or the other guy,
the other guy, fucking the iPhone guy. I'm fucking tasty,
always tasty, always.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Tasting him every day. He's a different guy every day.
Right now, he's you know what he does now? He
walks up to people like somewhere like like just chilling
and goes, oh.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Did you hear what happened?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And then like what he goes, there's these two squirrels
that got into the community pool and like decmplitate it
the one kid and ripped the heart out of another
and it's went wild and they're like get out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He gets a lot of scenes and people at males. Yeah,
he tells the worst story you didn't hear?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
And he goes and then he goes, you know my
cousin Ronnie what's his name? Nickname is this famous news
guy that they all know. And then people go no,
and he goes on. He tells him the worst thing
ever and they go, oh my god, and you see
the two people going home.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Hey bullshits ed bass master dude, he's the best testing,
always testing.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, funniest dude in the world. Bro. I think each
that I would he does six or seven guys testing.
To me, it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Like we was just roll that he made. He made
that one song, got an iPhone, got an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
He is just a funny ship. And he's just like,
you know, like, let me get a quarter to like four.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
People and they're like, I'm looking like one for you, dude,
Like you got a.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Cigarette, man, that's funny, dare let me get a bite
of at pizza.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Like he's just bothering people.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I remember what was it one time he did something
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
The Pokemon balls were funny. Oh but the cop like
he was making like he was making the deal and
they were like what He's like, yeah, yeah, no, I
got it.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
I got all that ship, I got the squirdle you
need to Squirtle.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Bummy always testy.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
And he also does Skippy does a guy named Skippy.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah with the glasses.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, and he does that when you look at that.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
No, what about what about the one where he.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Goes hilarious Chip Diamond fucking that crazy fucking sweater.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, he just stepped to something. It was really funny
and it was like everybody like he even laughed.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
You gotta like laugh. Forgot what it was.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
He pulls a lot off, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Kind of genuine. It's not what you feel. It's like
not fucking forced for a minute.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
It was that girl Tammy, who was that big chick
with a cigarette in the mountain.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I don't remember that one.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, yeah, there's a chick Tammy. It's running around. I
watched her on the poly Shore Show recently. He fucking
fifty minute of fame's running out. She was on there
with like the long neck guy, remember to do with
the long neck the kid, the skinny kid.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
You were like, oh my god, he was like real skinny.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Long neck dude.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and long.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Neck that dude gotty, the gouty motherfucker. The guy that
he had the fucked up teeth. I don't know the
skinny black dude, bro, it was him, the long neck
dude there wasn't and then the the big neck dude.
The felling gang.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
There was like a.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
It's like a fucking gang of fucking widos.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
It was yeah, Oh my god, fucking Internet that took
place in Seinfeld and all the shows right and everything
right likes like just people on the fucking Internet. It
just took over everybody's life. Good luck shows right, good
luck having a TV show while I'm really watching some
(40:31):
other ship while I'm watching your show.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, it's impossible, Bro. It's like there's so many fucking
there's so many people out there.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
It's but I'm watching fucking right, Skippy and ship.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
There's a lot.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
There's a there's a lot out there, and.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
We're not even you know, we ain't even looking like
we got on your phone and.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Window, Marky b Well, we're gonna take a little break
right here, but I'm gonna sucking pull up Randolah Flair
just made a new song, bro called Jersey City. Oh Ship,
Randola Flay Broma, fucking pop this one up right here,
take a little break, pull up some randokill the music
(41:15):
right here alight, man, We'll be right back. Bro pull
up some random and flair.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
You get a straight down money and my finding.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
But the bot steads run.
Speaker 8 (41:38):
She's starting hand the short of starts.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
She on late nights and shouting out to three six
something out that here listen. Then I'm mys tracking another
funny but the one again music can drink my ship
right off, and.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Think my moms that what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
And I'm turning brands all that time. Man, I'm gonna
wish I canna give you this spell. Man, I don't
be fucking with those spillers. I mean moving with the
falization call.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's stills then turning.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
It's just some ris now hit the black and I'm
sitting on my girl.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Away was pushing up.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
And said, hello, les mom, here to stay man, man,
I brother the parts and the same, and it'll be
like I'm.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Dying nine yeld.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
They say rental two a.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
While, but I'm still making money, Spad, because.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
You know my style.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I don't give a bustle man, I'm.
Speaker 8 (42:30):
Trying to make damn ration. I just touched out my
New York brands. A white y'all's breast fuck my fin
the last night. I I'm just sit way the streets,
still sweeping down money and my fucking brother b.
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Still she round posage starting the shout to start spresing
on play Native.
Speaker 8 (42:52):
Shout hats to Three City. If I'm smoking on the
buy listen, then the mom rem me cracking out the
funny but I don't want to get.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
That funny the.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Bill episode that the three smoking on the fire listen.
Speaker 9 (43:28):
Then the mob let me crack another, buddy, light up
one again.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Let me say, there you go. Man.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
That was Randle of Flair Bro with his new song
on Jersey City Man and We're back. We're back always
test the as tasty always. I can't find him on YouTube. Bro,
I'm trying to fucking.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Look man ed best master.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
He does that. He does that snap like.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Oh yeah, crap, yo, Let me see if I can
work here.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Let me get a sandwich, dudes like I can't. Yeah,
ask him in there, he goes. I'm gonna go there
and say he hooked me up. That's like the early days,
like when he did those simple.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Bro, I thought he was real when I first saw him.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
He does it. It's good, it's good.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
He's small, though.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't think he can go to a pack of brothers.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's not like acting up.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I think he could see people like pulling up in
the hood saying stupid ship. Those videos like Arab kids
were doing stuff and people actually pulling guns on him.
You haven't seen those videos like your gang bang. You're like, yeah,
bang ran Adam of a gun like those were good.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
But I think if Testy came up to somebody, people
would be like, I know, he's fucking Testy, dude, I
gotta be. I pulled them a video right here, here, man,
I got one for us, man right here. This one
looks good. This one's a recent one.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
There you go, my man, free candy cane.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Here.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I'm gonna put this here for you.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Hey, hey, listen, listen.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
You're not wearing a mask, my man, my mask cigarette. Okay, Well,
well you're breathing on me, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
It's a big difference.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
There's a candy cane right there. Happy holidays, a guy,
Chip Diamond, have a good holiday, won't you go here?
May unreal man, my man, take a candy cane. Take
take a candy can? It's for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Take one here.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I'm gonna look it on your jacket. All right, you
got it, sir, candy cane.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
It's free. Yeah. I don't eat I just don't eat them.
I'm giving them off to the homeless. Sir. I'm not homeless,
you're not. I don't eat sugar. I don't like peppermint.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
No, you don't like peppermint.
Speaker 9 (46:20):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
It's a weird thing.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Come on, man, ever really yeah, gotta brush your teeth,
my man.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
No, of course I do. Okay, vanilla flavored, cinnamon flavored.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
It to a kid, all right, Happy holidays, my man.
All right, my man, take care you too.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Bro. Thanks, Here you go, both.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
This one's on me.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
I'll put it in your hood. There you go, it's
in your hood.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Candy cane. You don't want a candy can?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
May've on my sweater a little bit. Come on, man,
there you go. Merry Christmas, my man. Here you get
a candy cane. All right, brother, here, man, have a
candy cane.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's that's that's on the house. My man.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Start pushing me to hell off family, It is what
it is. Chip Chip Diamond, I've got a couple of ropeses.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
May sit down, joint.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I'm late, I'm late.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I'm running late. Listen. Otherwise I would I got about
five rooks. Would sit down.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
That's all you can do, man, Listen.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I came.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I came down here to hand out candy canes, and
you know what happened.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Everybody told me to buzz off. But this is gonna
work my mouth when he get dripped.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Damn right, my man, all right, all right, my man, yeah,
my man, yo.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
They know you know, do you know I watch a lot.
Do you watched I'm against it? President Chip Diamond? Here
the dude who does the he does it with his
son the audits.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Wait, the fun guy.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
No, he just stands with a.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Camera like somewhere looking down the blind checking out, go
get mail stamps.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
And then he'd be like, excuse me, what are your
camera and he goes nothing, I'm just out enjoying the day.
You got my camera on? Oh can you not in
front of my business and that whole thing. And then
it's like, well I might public you know.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I think you're talking about the guy who walks around
with the fought thing. Yeah, what's that the guy he
walks around. He fucking he does the fun. He has
like the thought thing in his hand. He walks around.
He pretends he foughts next to people in the stores.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
He's making money, he said. He sells his own fought thing.
He's got his own thought thing.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
I have not seen it. Where's cart narks car? Is
he not in bayone?
Speaker 3 (48:37):
I don't know if they go there.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Bro, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I know, I remember I saw him a few times.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
I haven't seen it a while, but I'm just saying,
what why is he not.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Everywhere?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
I haven't seen the people with the fake violins in
a while? Dude, I missed the accident and I was off,
there's in that bad accident one and nine right over
near my hotel.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Looks like in that mile stread somewhere sign on the news.
Is that what that was? I was like, I'm not
gonna get to see do his wreckage? He was somewhere
in between?
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Is that all the hot dogs were on the highway?
Or there was a truck that flipped over.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It was a truck that looked like it hit the
underpass of the bridge. Type thing or flipped over one
of them. Yeah, I saw that this one road that
I never take, and I we see people full off it.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
And I was on it the other day and they went, oh, yeah,
I can see why people you're doing.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
They hitting that turn too heavy?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, you're going right off.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
They don't got a chance because if the whole thing's
all it's it's real tight. You lift off right there,
you're like, oh you're going you're going down.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Well, the funny thing is, that's why the fucking that's
why it says you go five or five or ten
miles per hour. These people are flying.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
People fled over something like supposed they into the water.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Oh, I got one more bass master for us man.
This is his latest one, The Falls of July.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Hey, I'm gonna stop in there and get a bunch
of fireworks. Can I get one of y'all to take
a video of me in a parking lot lighten some
of the ship off.
Speaker 9 (50:12):
I'm sorry to do.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
What to take? Take a video with.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
My phone of me lighting some of the ship up.
I want to send it to my ex girlfriend and
make her jealous.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
Okay, we can't do that here.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (50:24):
I'm a biometore no outside, I'm staying out in the
parking lot.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
Well, yeah, we can't do.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
You can't them off in the park a lot.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
I thought that the other people has told me it's
it's legal in Alabama. Is there anything else I can
help you with?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Taking a video for me so I can like it.
Set my girl, make me girl chat Hello bitch.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Well, what's the.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
Most powerful firework you got to con blue like to
blow up?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Powerful?
Speaker 7 (50:54):
We have seven inch mortars here and those are the
big canister sell sixty.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Grams and that's the most you can legally.
Speaker 8 (50:59):
Put in a cell carry?
Speaker 5 (51:02):
Can that blow up like a like a small house?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Well, you can't blow it up in a house. I'm
confused with the question.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Well, what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to
throw it in my my neighbor's window, But I don't
want to blow his whole house.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
If I just gonna play a prank on it's a prank.
It's a prank. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, me and my neighbor, we go back and forth
on the port.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
We trold. We chose it out our shot. If I
throw through his window and.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Okay, okay, yeah, because yeah, I'll go up with there
to throw up his window right in the wh I
was sleeping and will piss him off. Right, It's okay,
I will go get them.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
What y'all got that.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
Could blow up a whole like a whole building?
Speaker 3 (51:48):
We have that blow the whole build?
Speaker 1 (51:50):
You know that. You got the rest of this.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
We got fower.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Well, I mean I know that, but I mean like
something explosive that can knock down my neighbor's house.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
I mean, I don't know a bad thing.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
Oh, that's besides the point. I'm just trying to get hit.
I'm just trying to go in the right direction and
we could get the job done. Because this guy done
put a free off one too many times.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
I'm done with it.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I'm done. Well, I mean like that.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Well, I ain't gonna tell anybody you you tip me off.
I'm just trying to find out, like, is it dynamite
is the best?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
And you carry that?
Speaker 9 (52:26):
No, sir, everything we have is legal, and it's all.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
In Alabama.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
So damn all right, I'm gonna keep looking around.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
I'm gonna find it. Help you.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Oh, hey, question for you. I wanna make I'm gonna
get some bottle rockets. You got them right, yes, sir,
And I want to do a video outshide if you guys,
if I can get like one of your staff to
ductate me and shoot bottle rockets at me, I'll pay
you a hundred dollars. I wanna do a video, please, please? Yeah, listen,
I got a question for you. I want to buy
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some bottle rockets. I wanna do a video for I
want to do a TikTok challenge? Can you shoot the
bottle rockets happening for the video? I'll give you a
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
It ain't gonna hurt me, I promise, no, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Please, I'll give you one hundred dollars, plain cash, legal reasons.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
If I can't do that, you can't do it if.
Speaker 5 (53:14):
I'm telling you to do it, no, damn man, I'm
how about if we don't even see nothing, we just
go out back and you shoot me with like two
bottle rockets.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
I'll give you a hundred dollars. It's for a video
and TikTok.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
I'm sure, man, but I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
I appreciate it, all right, appreciate it. What time?
Speaker 5 (53:35):
Oh, I Toltwady said, I want to do a video
where I'll put the fire crackers between my toes and
light them up. They won't blow my feet up, right.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
They definitely could, sir, I would not do that.
Speaker 5 (53:46):
Just a little red fire crackers can blow your toes off.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
I think first you should maybe kind a light one
and see what happens. Then and I say, but I
would never recommend putting any sort of firecracker on your body.
Speaker 5 (53:59):
Oh, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Maybe I'll try it first.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
And then mumbles is this mumbles? Who does a mumbling guy?
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Bro, He's barely hit him. It's great.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
He's out of his mind, dude, He's fucking told he
out of his mind. Like I don't know how, Like
like you're sitting there saying I want to blow up
a house and then they don't call the cops, Like
these stores aren't just calling the cops with somebody.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
You don't win any like, is there like an Internet Wars?
Speaker 3 (54:27):
Not like that has to be, has to be, has
to be a YouTube award show or something like.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
You do should be a three time winn if anything? Right?
Like like in all reality is a three time champion
in my.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Eye, like has to let me see fucking is there
a YouTube award show?
Speaker 1 (54:47):
First of all, you gotta give that one thing. That
one video is the fucking greatest video ever. That Viking.
That's Techno Viking. You ever watch that? I got it?
Speaker 3 (54:59):
It's the Street Me Awards.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Did you ever see Techno Viking? Nah? Look at that.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Video Technical Viking?
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Like there's this big dude that walks down the block.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
In sizes of wrestling, one of the early videos on
the Internet, and it's like an outdoor rave where you
walk down the street like a parade and it's this
big motherfucker bro.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Ever saw that video?
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (55:41):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
I'm not gonna play the music though, because yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
With that, somebody gives them a bottle of water and
the fucking dances like fucking technow.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
What's it? This is a nineties It has to be.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
It's gotta be Europe though, Yeah, it's Europe, man.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah, it's like Gamester, there's Smokey, it's a big fucking dude.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (56:25):
Know he's this is this video.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Here?
Speaker 1 (56:30):
It is right there?
Speaker 3 (56:35):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
What? Oh?
Speaker 3 (56:36):
Looks like you're about to kick this dude's ass.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
This dude just like rushed into that chick. You just
saw that, yeah, and he just must have caught that.
It was like go and I want this now. This
music's pumping. This is like crazy technol going on, like
doing this, and he tells the fucking dude like to
go and then watch.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
I mean he looks like we'll kick a man.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, but right now you're hearing like the most crazy
is techno going on?
Speaker 1 (57:05):
And then it goes to this like watch you don't
need the music, do you?
Speaker 2 (57:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
I kind of want to pet.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Ahead of me. But when you get when you you
need to watch this, like you need to watch. That's
the techno.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
Who the fuck is he? I don't know, bro technical Viking,
the original techno Viking.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah, it looks to me it's just like come to
my love. You saw that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (57:59):
But is he like the leader of this group?
Speaker 1 (58:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (58:03):
Yes, some.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
Look he just ripped that ship up.
Speaker 3 (58:10):
He stopped the whole crowd YEP.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
The comments must be like amazing.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
I mean, like you figure how funny the video was
and didn't even get like the fucking comments to.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Boot just.
Speaker 3 (58:38):
Oh yeah. Every few years I have to watch the
Viking dance again.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
That's why I rang up talking about hold it than
it and just bugging out.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
They say, the man who ran into the girls still
walking in the direction. Tech don't Viking pointed to.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
When this guy.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Turned eighteen, his parents moved out. What the fuck? This
better be the ending procession's creed file. This is the
Internet's final boss. Funny somebody wrote down here we are
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twenty twenty three, and Techno Viking is still relevant. Technical
funking is timeless. Bro, who the funk his dad?
Speaker 1 (59:29):
Dude? No, it's amazing though, right, the Internet things and there's.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
That he looks like he runs the show. Yeah no,
that was like, like, yo, we're going out. We're going
out with Techno.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Viking and they're all there, like they're all m lit.
Dude just walked down all city block.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Give him a flyer, he's ripping up your fly a club?
Speaker 1 (59:54):
Was that like as there like a truck with like
speakers of the mother.
Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
It just imagine you give a dude the fly just
ripped it right in your face. Techno Viking. Ah, man, no, man, no,
markey be man. We're gonna call it. It's an hour,
my fucking Coppal tunnels killing me things. I don't know
(01:00:23):
what it is. It's gotta be age. I don't know.
You know, I gotta fucked up back, bro. You know
they say your back bucks up everything. Yeah, I gotta
shoulder piece, right, can I got?
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
You know it's all the wheel.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Wheel now, Like I said, it wasn't. Twenty twenty, I
fell on my right shoulder. Twenty twenty one, I fell
on my left shoulder. I got a hairline fracture in
one of them. It's fucking it's dumb, Dunzo, dunzo. But
marky b we're gonna call the man with three you
got going on?
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Mark? Not much? Going back to work tomorrow, going back
to work for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Yeah, well, just enjoying the summer.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
That's it, man, That's all we can do. Bro. It's
almost over.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
It goes too quick, even life itself, it's a little
too quick.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Oh hell yeah, dud, it's it's it's fucking it's.
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Flying man, alien ship coming.
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Hopefully I get to see some aliens, you know, the
mother ship.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
They don't kill us, right, I gotta kill that. But
that's a funny little story that's on like every couple
of videos. It's it's still going to pop up like diversion.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Man, fuck it. Hey, man, hopefully it's true. Hopefully it's real. Man,
I'd like to see some aliens. Wait, you know, but
Marky b we out of here. Man, make sure you
guys like him to describe everything fun and Doney TV bro.
Check out all the videos man, and uh check out
the new podcast I just did. It's called The drum
Can Sailor. Bron producing our comedians podcast called The Drunken Sailor.
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It's our Lewis Noriega from uh Boyle Heights, California. It's
on its own, it's got his own YouTube platform. And
well Steve Motherfucker's next week. Man, hopefully it's corporal tunnel Ship.
When I go to the doctor next week, they'll be like, hey,
he's a he's a painkiller or something you know, or
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or just or they're gonna probably say sit down.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
And shut up. He's gonna drop an elbow on it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Imagine that, dude, He's gonna just lay on the table.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
What are you gonna Do's.
Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Gonna be a why why are you on top of
the cabinet? Why do you look like the macho man
coming in.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
These pills are for eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Yeah, give me some, give me, give me some pills.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
But I'll take you for onnel and give you some pills.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
That's it, man, all we're out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Man, enjoy your fucking weekend, man or week whatever. Just enjoy.
Life is short. Oh there you go, lay the guys.
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