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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No, this is Uster and His News. I'm your host,
Joe Bexer, and tonight we have news for you, and this.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is Curtis Bearhart here the brand new Year kids.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Happy New Year everyone. We are back from our vacations. Yes, yes,
Gel Dexter, where did you go on vacation? If I
have a little professional flavor here and meantime telling you
the truth, I was in the dentist office because I
(00:40):
have a route canal to do. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Life is filled with small treasures like that, and.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I tell you it was very painful. And you know
how when you go to the dentist and you're not
feeling very well, and it's painful, of province, just manage
it by doing what you are and I'm doing that
right now.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well that's fine. I love Ray whiskey, but that's another matter.
I was up at the I was up on the
holiday after the Poconos being harassed by my fellow Bear Kines.
And I just recently came back to town and now
I'm ready to start slinging away. So what's on the
news agenda today?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I just start, Yeah, I heard stories that you have
a brother named Pierre.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, those stories can't be confirmed or Tony. But let's
just say that long ago I knew I knew a
fellow named Pierre. Yes, yes, he was a foreign exchange student.
Perhaps we'll have to have a special enumerating that particular
time in my life. Let's let's get to the news. Yeah,
I think that people are probably waiting for the yes,
our royal listeners. This just didn't from yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Rush him. Russia attempt to control orbiting radio telescope felt
January thirteenth, two thousand and nineteen in Moscow. A p
(02:20):
Russia space agency says another attempt by a specialists to
establish content in orbiting radio telescope has failed. That's soil.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, they're trying to get ahold of the telescope, and
the telescope says it's watching its air this night, it
won't be able to go out. That shit's amazing and
that how many times is that going to happen? So wait,
it's just never going to answer again. Maybe it could
be like a little train that never send. Yeah, that's
exactly what it is right now. Yeah, try or maybe
(03:01):
not even try, maybe just sit there and do nothing
because that's what's going on. That's sad, that's very sad
because the telescope is beautiful. It's you've seen the view
of the Hubble telescope and how many galaxies there are.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Do you imagine how.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Many planets there are with people just like us doing podcasting.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, this is not a coincidence. It's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's Horrif infinity is mesmerizing, it's just unbelievable. It's like
the worm and it's a kilo bottle. You know, you
don't even want to think about it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The spector Or satellite is continuing to transmit signals, but
sciences have been unable to control satellite product. That's good,
I'm glad everything's working out, Alexander. No, that's all right,
(04:00):
that's okay, fine. Launch SHNKO and advisors to the RUSS
gosmo's Space agency was ordered by the State News agency
(04:20):
tasked as saying that Sunday's attempts to restore contacts had failed.
Another attempt to is expected on one Day. Satellite was
launched in twenty eleven and has exceeded its initially expected
(04:43):
useful life of about three years. It is used to
study radio sources within and outside Earth's gallos.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
On one second, I guess received a hard copy from
our four overseas correspondent, Dimitri falling Off, and he said
that that's our yesterday to do is corresponded over in Moscow,
and he says that derk Rimrod was last scene on
that soundscough and it looks like he's at a commission,
(05:20):
and we don't know if we're ever gonna see him again.
So it's a good thing they sent me in this dispatch.
We're able to keeping up keeping hot hot take right there.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You know what I mean? You know I heard those questions? Sure, sure, question.
It seems like.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I know a little less about what's going on in
this network. Then it's mysterious, isn't it. Who would have
guessed that that could ever happen. I just need beef
jerky and watch movies. I don't really do much else.
I'm the journalist. Well look, I mean, you're you're bringing
(06:01):
up the news hot off the griddle over there, So
I guess had to give us our little correspondent that
we had there. That's unique opportunity. What's what's his name yet, Oh,
Dmitri's falling Off. He's our overseas correspondent over on the
Russian frontier. Over there, Dmitri falling off. Yes, yes, you
never heard him. We can't get him on the we
(06:21):
can't get him on the skype right now. There's the
connection is terrible over there for some reason. But he
assures me that one of these days he's gonna call in.
Oh goodness, yes, yes, yes I was. I'm very surprised.
Joseph Ivaldi himself got the email many many times about
Dimitri's service, that he was gonna surprised he hadn't had
that over to you yet, doctor Vester, If I nay, oh,
(06:47):
that's probably what it is. It's just a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
S's just the email. I'm worrying. See, I'm you know,
I'm learning, I'm learning email, you know, just you know,
I know I'm leaving the game in the twentieth century
is long over, my friend. But the thing cold email,
(07:10):
you know, I negleted him for twenty some years. Coming
back to it now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So look, look, check, what do you guys expect from
a man like this, a man who's giving you what
he's given you. Come on, now, let's have a little
bit more realistic expectation. He'll come up, He'll he'll figure
it out. I'm amazed he's reading anything off of the
screen myself. He's he's used to hard copies, you know,
to wan to do this, but they say, in order
(07:39):
for me to work, I need to read the news.
He worked with the likes of Thompson and Will. He
wrote around with Emojo wire and his trunk. Okay, he
was there with Technology was born. But don't give him
any grief and then show vexter o't to go to
the map for him any day Technology wants. Yes, yeah,
well that's my hope, you know. And then when they
(08:02):
said it would but it didn't. Otherwise though, it's why
two K because that's that's another subject. No, what's next
to the news now that we realized that space programs
don't work anymore? That that's reassuring even more.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yesterday's news.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, we need the M three full for this one too.
Oh so we have another overseas Okay, that's great. Dmitri
is only an overseas correspondent. I have papers from him.
It was printed out because a lot of times we
can't get him on the sky.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Considering this is yesterday's news. Yes, and we just mentioned
the story about it being a lot or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm gonna mention the story about the satellite being looked.
Another satellite story. This is going into space kids. Hey,
we're also space the flight Frontier.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Russia control of Russian Radio Telescope satellite.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
This is another story about this thing.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Loss in space. We heard that. I heard that. That
was heard that as a kid. That was opportunity. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I saw that show sometimes. But Genie at Superstation had
a lot of shows.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I didn't have to. You know, I personally liked Fat Space. Yeah,
that was way good.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
First of all, anything Jim hansaid is like you get it, yep, Okay,
let me get the news.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's right. January twelve, twenty nineteen, Moscow, AP news Wow.
Russia's space agency says it's specialists or attempting to fits
from the headblocks control of an orpening radio out The
(10:02):
specter or satellite is continuing to transmit signals, but scientists
have been unable to control the satellite since Friday. The
satellite was launched in twenty eleven and has succeeded its
initially expected youth school life of about three years. It
(10:29):
is used to study radio sources within an outsiders galos.
An official from Russia Space Agency of RUSS douggles Alexander
Watchekov said Sundary that another attempt to establish control from
(10:53):
the satellite and it placed sunect.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well that's that's interesting. So it's the same satellite, but
now they're it's doomed. Now now they don't know if
they're ever gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's just just a little.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, I have a recent print out here from Dmitri
falling off our overseas corresponded, and it seems.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
To me that he says here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Dirk Rimrod lant scene in orbit, decaying orbit, coming back
to planet Earth. If you look outside your house tonight, kids,
beneath the half moon, you'll see Dirk Rimrod burning up
as he entered the atmosphere. But make sure you remember
to do that so that you know we get the
most out of life. Thank you Dmitri for this heartfelt report.
(11:41):
I think Dmitri is doing watch for this brand so far.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Nice. That's what you want?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, that was Dirk Ramrod apparently. Oh, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't know. I'm still serious about this.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We're gonna have to get We're gonna have to get
Joseph Fivaldi himself on the line in order. I haven't
I haven't met him yet, so if anyone would know him,
it would be Joseph. If I have anything to say,
I mean, I don't know. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Do we get Josephvaldi on the phone, It's conceivable. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I mean, the technology in the open up studios is
not not what it was was. I'd like to say
that it's doing improved, but really we just have knockoff
stuff from twenty years.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Ago laying around here.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
All right, see what you can do in the meanwhile, kids,
uh Dirk Rimrod. Last scene in the uh jet's valley.
Uh Dirk Rimrod scene surfing with large uh uh sea bass,
flying fish and cubblefish. What's the difference if Assicius flying
(13:01):
or if it's cuddling. I'm not entirely sure. And then
of course there's the uh you know, I mean, oh, okay,
good good, we might be getting them on here.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Hello, this is a Joseph mccaldi. Oh, Joseph Evaldi. Well, hey,
boss man had a little question about a certain person here.
I don't know if you've heard of him, but I've
heard of him. His name is Dimitri fallen Off. He
was who we got overseed for the new expanding Yesterday's
Duds overseas Marty.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
We had some new stories.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But I was told you got that email at the
beginning of the year that this guy was gonna be
fighting on.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yes, yes I did. D're gonna keep up all right,
well as long as mister Vector is the piece, because
I certainly wouldn't want to trend on his professional you know,
Uh said, I don't know because he's a party too
much on uh the holidays. I don't know. He was
(14:04):
mentioning that he had a roof now that need to
be done, and that's right. He did it. He did it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
He did a delicate condition must be must be that
time of year because I'm going through. Uh, Sam proms myself.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Well, yeah, they might have something to do with each other.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But anyway, take the lot for coming on all the
gonna give us here, hand the wheel back over.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
To the professional thankfully. Get the show running again. Keep
up the good work.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Uh, Curtis Curtis Curtis the bare Heart. That's what's not
my first certificate honest vision. All right, So that's good.
So you heard that there, Joe vector. We actually do
have a foreign correspondent because Joseph Fivaldi himself he agreed,
so it can't be alive.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I didn't hear. I didn't hear what was going on.
I just had a step foun.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well you'll have to tune in to the podcast to
hear for yourself, because we.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Got it right here for you. Well, here is a still.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well that's natural. Still that makes sense. You're listening to
Yesterday's News with Joe Vester and Curtis the bear Heart. Yes,
this is Curtis Baarheart here, and I'm just saying it's
real glad to be back in the new year the
(15:33):
Yesterday's Dudes program on the j justp Ebaldi Network. But
I was originally canned from another network called the okan
Us Network, a parallel brand of sports, and I have
to talk about that. So we gotta have a new
show over the air, Cold Visionary, Wormhole Pilgrim about all
kinds of different stuff that inspired you. It's supposed to
(15:54):
be pretty cool. And then of course there's Oakwood Game
Design is about the game Afternity that my brother Ricky
runs with his friends.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So you should check.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Out those shows. They alpen up the network. I've created
baptism for every Day Freaker dot Com iTunes, and check
out what book Ricky has on Amazon Kindall this is
Joseph Valdi of the Joseph Valdi brand. I'm here to
plug the books, the book.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Season, the Journey through the Year's Cycle, the book that's
available on Martin Obles Sole War His Journey. Also it
is unaudible, and I also here to plug the Evolution
(16:51):
in the Square Circle, the production of professional wrestling available
on Kindle. And also.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I'm audible, and I forgot to mention before too, it's
very unprofessional, but type in. It's the writings of Richard
Andrew Oka on Amazon Kindle. Be sure you remember that kid, Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I also forgot mention.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Those are just three books, but you can find more
on Amazon, Kindle, Audible and multiple platforms. Richard and the
jumped up in Baldi brands. All right, let's go. Let's
wind up for our final story, the final stories and
(17:43):
yesterday's news of course, that's right deep yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Mm hmm. I'm gonna be quick with this article so
we could get to history and wrap it up. Yep,
uh this just then I will read it straight through
and then we'll yep. New York James Watson lot of
(18:08):
robot honors for controversial DNA scientists Watson by Malcolm Reader,
January eleventh, two thousand Mine. Oh boy, New York James Watson,
the Old Bell pe Prize winning DNA scientists who wants
(18:31):
his job in two thousand and seven for expressing racist
us A stripped of several honorary titles Friday by the
New York He wants to do. I really have to
discuss the story.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Y shit is a doozy ah man, this great scientists
for racism who seems his terracle. Yeah, it falls into
the hysteria brand. But I gotta tell you beyond that
why I mean, why is he racist?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I mean, g wiz seems like a bad news good
news then.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna say crazy news. I mean he's talking
like it's one hundred years ago, Like that eugenic stuff
is uh, you know that's old hat already.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's well, I no one really believe that stuff anymore,
do they. I mean, it's on Uh you know, how
how about how about we just stupid his sort of dude.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, I have a film that's probably a good idea. Boy,
the news was sure turbulent today, running on running.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
On time constraints. So yeah, well let's let's constrain ourselves then, okay,
it soon yesterday's history.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Dude, here it is.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
One day we'll get real production kids. A wonder of
eighteen hundreds engineering the Historic Strausburg Astronomical Clock. This is
vet this news dot com cool and this is from
(20:27):
May tenth, two thousand and seventeen, David Gord Located in
Strasburg Cathedral, Friends, The Historic Strausburg Strasbourg for Astronomical Clock
is a Renaissance masterpiece assemble by various artists, mathematicians and technicians,
(20:57):
and it is considered as one of the largest in
the world. The cock was actually the third of its
time to stand in a spot. The original clock was
built in the fourteenth century between thirteen fifty two and
(21:21):
thirteen fifty four by an unknown tiger. It was known
as the Three Kings Cock and was equipped with various
mechanical details that were very rare in that time. How
cool is that I'm telling cock like that? Or okay
(21:44):
and by.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Book, Yeah you could say that again, Joe Vector, Yes, yes, yes.
The cock had several antone mada automatawa.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I think so come found amount think you know my pronunciation.
It's extent, it's very good as professional. I think I
pronounced pronunciation wall. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm
not willing to say. I'm not golified to say including
a guided guilded. Yeah, rooster guild. What the hell the
(22:25):
rooster doing there? I don't know. I guess that it's
one thing and not another. Okay, makes sense. Which is
considered the oldest preserved automation in the world and still
preserved in a local museum, and also featured three biblical kings,
(22:49):
hence the name who bowed before a bigger of the
Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus in her heart yay.
When the cock stopped working in the sixteenth century, the
entire structure was the small and the second cock Wasnounce
(23:15):
an opposite wall of the south transu. It was designed
by mathematician Christian Roman, and it was notable for compusity
as an astronomical device with a rich decoration. It stopped
(23:39):
working around seventeen eighty eight and stood still fifty years.
I could go on. It just shows.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Pictures of the article it's a really cool story. I sure,
I'm glad we're ending with this one, but I think
I'm gonna run. It's been a great episode so far.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It is again we bring you.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yesterday's News and we also bring you historical We can
learn a lots of history that Stork knows is just
so cool. I mean, it's it's it's a great segment.
I'm really happy that we've incorporated that.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I mean, as total Wolf would say, my.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Friends that we are now, Yeah, I'm sure glad to
hear that for the new year and making up he would.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
All the quaintest be for and all you would say.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Historic news is a gateway to a court, a portal
to the unknown, but he would normally say portholes really correctly.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Portholes to the unknown and a port holes where we
need to go. That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Sometimes it's a porthole where no one wants to go,
like that story from previous.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
And on that note, let's do closed and rock book the.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Show you've been listening to Yesterday's News with Joe Bexter
and Curtis the Bear Heart on the Joseph Vivaldi Network.
Here today is Curtis Bearheart to tell you about the
Okanas Network. Two shows that are being featured there this
year Oakwood Game Design, where we table we test a
(25:35):
tabletop artig called aft Tarnity. Got some great vibe on
that show. I was checking out some previews. And then
there's Visionary Wormhol Pilgrim, the show about inspiration. We watch movies,
listen to CDs, play video games, all old school stuff
like primordial stuff. The Okanas Network audiobooks, poetry, game design, parallel,
(26:00):
all ofvestigations and talk a creative baptism for every day.
Check out the writings of Richard Andrew Olkins on Amazon Kindle,
and check out these podcasts on freaker dot com and
i tunes.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Hello, is this just in twice? This is Joseph Evaldian
and Joseph Baldi brand, and I'm gonna use yesterday's news
to discuss a little bit about the brand of the
Joseph Embodia and discuss a little of the happenings of
(26:43):
the Joseph Ebaldi Network and the direction of the foreseeable future.
Yesterday's News, Total Wolf and Curtis the Bare Heart Podcast
(27:05):
and Ricky Wolfman have been renewed another year. Oh right,
that's great. News. Let's done. And also I have bad
news for the Spirit Tooth Holographic. Mm hmmm. We could
(27:33):
not reach terms to Ricky to take care of Twilight Cricket.
Twilight Cricket do not reach terms with the deal, so
Ricky and Twilight Cricket will no longer be part of
Spirit Tooth Holographic for the fourteen feature.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
But I did hear that he may want to go
on Pomo Joe's Poetry show. Yes, yes, so we won't
see the last of them. But I think that they're
changing the brand, uh for for the new year. But
these shows are so swell.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean, you know, well, Spiritoose Holographic will still be
work on.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh yeah, of course reformulated. It will be reinformulated to
maybe Joseph.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, yeah, I could see that being good. It's gonna
be a new new take of things. And I think
good good luck with me, Joseph Waldie and turning on
with sir.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
All right, this has been a great show. I think
it's about time for us to go out. This vest excellent.
We cannot close the show.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
With upper clothes laid on us, Doctor Vector. It was
once said by a wise man, the truth is unknown
about that. As we delve into the news, we find
(29:23):
what many might not know. But as journalists we report
the news with great integrity, and we leave you yesterday, Joe,
have a good night, take care kids. Thankful listening
No, this is Uster and His News. I'm your host,
Joe Bexer, and tonight we have news for you, and this.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is Curtis Bearhart here the brand new Year kids.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Happy New Year everyone. We are back from our vacations. Yes, yes,
Gel Dexter, where did you go on vacation? If I
have a little professional flavor here and meantime telling you
the truth, I was in the dentist office because I
(00:40):
have a route canal to do. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Life is filled with small treasures like that, and.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I tell you it was very painful. And you know
how when you go to the dentist and you're not
feeling very well, and it's painful, of province, just manage
it by doing what you are and I'm doing that
right now.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well that's fine. I love Ray whiskey, but that's another matter.
I was up at the I was up on the
holiday after the Poconos being harassed by my fellow Bear Kines.
And I just recently came back to town and now
I'm ready to start slinging away. So what's on the
news agenda today?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I just start, Yeah, I heard stories that you have
a brother named Pierre.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, those stories can't be confirmed or Tony. But let's
just say that long ago I knew I knew a
fellow named Pierre. Yes, yes, he was a foreign exchange student.
Perhaps we'll have to have a special enumerating that particular
time in my life. Let's let's get to the news. Yeah,
I think that people are probably waiting for the yes,
our royal listeners. This just didn't from yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Rush him. Russia attempt to control orbiting radio telescope felt
January thirteenth, two thousand and nineteen in Moscow. A p
(02:20):
Russia space agency says another attempt by a specialists to
establish content in orbiting radio telescope has failed. That's soil.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, they're trying to get ahold of the telescope, and
the telescope says it's watching its air this night, it
won't be able to go out. That shit's amazing and
that how many times is that going to happen? So wait,
it's just never going to answer again. Maybe it could
be like a little train that never send. Yeah, that's
exactly what it is right now. Yeah, try or maybe
(03:01):
not even try, maybe just sit there and do nothing
because that's what's going on. That's sad, that's very sad
because the telescope is beautiful. It's you've seen the view
of the Hubble telescope and how many galaxies there are.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Do you imagine how.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Many planets there are with people just like us doing podcasting.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, this is not a coincidence. It's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's Horrif infinity is mesmerizing, it's just unbelievable. It's like
the worm and it's a kilo bottle. You know, you
don't even want to think about it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The spector Or satellite is continuing to transmit signals, but
sciences have been unable to control satellite product. That's good,
I'm glad everything's working out, Alexander. No, that's all right,
(04:00):
that's okay, fine. Launch SHNKO and advisors to the RUSS
gosmo's Space agency was ordered by the State News agency
(04:20):
tasked as saying that Sunday's attempts to restore contacts had failed.
Another attempt to is expected on one Day. Satellite was
launched in twenty eleven and has exceeded its initially expected
(04:43):
useful life of about three years. It is used to
study radio sources within and outside Earth's gallos.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
On one second, I guess received a hard copy from
our four overseas correspondent, Dimitri falling Off, and he said
that that's our yesterday to do is corresponded over in Moscow,
and he says that derk Rimrod was last scene on
that soundscough and it looks like he's at a commission,
(05:20):
and we don't know if we're ever gonna see him again.
So it's a good thing they sent me in this dispatch.
We're able to keeping up keeping hot hot take right there.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You know what I mean? You know I heard those questions? Sure, sure, question.
It seems like.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I know a little less about what's going on in
this network. Then it's mysterious, isn't it. Who would have
guessed that that could ever happen. I just need beef
jerky and watch movies. I don't really do much else.
I'm the journalist. Well look, I mean, you're you're bringing
(06:01):
up the news hot off the griddle over there, So
I guess had to give us our little correspondent that
we had there. That's unique opportunity. What's what's his name yet, Oh,
Dmitri's falling Off. He's our overseas correspondent over on the
Russian frontier. Over there, Dmitri falling off. Yes, yes, you
never heard him. We can't get him on the we
(06:21):
can't get him on the skype right now. There's the
connection is terrible over there for some reason. But he
assures me that one of these days he's gonna call in.
Oh goodness, yes, yes, yes I was. I'm very surprised.
Joseph Ivaldi himself got the email many many times about
Dimitri's service, that he was gonna surprised he hadn't had
that over to you yet, doctor Vester, If I nay, oh,
(06:47):
that's probably what it is. It's just a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
S's just the email. I'm worrying. See, I'm you know,
I'm learning, I'm learning email, you know, just you know,
I know I'm leaving the game in the twentieth century
is long over, my friend. But the thing cold email,
(07:10):
you know, I negleted him for twenty some years. Coming
back to it now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So look, look, check, what do you guys expect from
a man like this, a man who's giving you what
he's given you. Come on, now, let's have a little
bit more realistic expectation. He'll come up, He'll he'll figure
it out. I'm amazed he's reading anything off of the
screen myself. He's he's used to hard copies, you know,
to wan to do this, but they say, in order
(07:39):
for me to work, I need to read the news.
He worked with the likes of Thompson and Will. He
wrote around with Emojo wire and his trunk. Okay, he
was there with Technology was born. But don't give him
any grief and then show vexter o't to go to
the map for him any day Technology wants. Yes, yeah,
well that's my hope, you know. And then when they
(08:02):
said it would but it didn't. Otherwise though, it's why
two K because that's that's another subject. No, what's next
to the news now that we realized that space programs
don't work anymore? That that's reassuring even more.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yesterday's news.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, we need the M three full for this one too.
Oh so we have another overseas Okay, that's great. Dmitri
is only an overseas correspondent. I have papers from him.
It was printed out because a lot of times we
can't get him on the sky.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Considering this is yesterday's news. Yes, and we just mentioned
the story about it being a lot or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm gonna mention the story about the satellite being looked.
Another satellite story. This is going into space kids. Hey,
we're also space the flight Frontier.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Russia control of Russian Radio Telescope satellite.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
This is another story about this thing.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Loss in space. We heard that. I heard that. That
was heard that as a kid. That was opportunity. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I saw that show sometimes. But Genie at Superstation had
a lot of shows.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I didn't have to. You know, I personally liked Fat Space. Yeah,
that was way good.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
First of all, anything Jim hansaid is like you get it, yep, Okay,
let me get the news.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's right. January twelve, twenty nineteen, Moscow, AP news Wow.
Russia's space agency says it's specialists or attempting to fits
from the headblocks control of an orpening radio out The
(10:02):
specter or satellite is continuing to transmit signals, but scientists
have been unable to control the satellite since Friday. The
satellite was launched in twenty eleven and has succeeded its
initially expected youth school life of about three years. It
(10:29):
is used to study radio sources within an outsiders galos.
An official from Russia Space Agency of RUSS douggles Alexander
Watchekov said Sundary that another attempt to establish control from
(10:53):
the satellite and it placed sunect.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well that's that's interesting. So it's the same satellite, but
now they're it's doomed. Now now they don't know if
they're ever gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's just just a little.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, I have a recent print out here from Dmitri
falling off our overseas corresponded, and it seems.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
To me that he says here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Dirk Rimrod lant scene in orbit, decaying orbit, coming back
to planet Earth. If you look outside your house tonight, kids,
beneath the half moon, you'll see Dirk Rimrod burning up
as he entered the atmosphere. But make sure you remember
to do that so that you know we get the
most out of life. Thank you Dmitri for this heartfelt report.
(11:41):
I think Dmitri is doing watch for this brand so far.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Nice. That's what you want?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, that was Dirk Ramrod apparently. Oh, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't know. I'm still serious about this.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We're gonna have to get We're gonna have to get
Joseph Fivaldi himself on the line in order. I haven't
I haven't met him yet, so if anyone would know him,
it would be Joseph. If I have anything to say,
I mean, I don't know. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Do we get Josephvaldi on the phone, It's conceivable. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I mean, the technology in the open up studios is
not not what it was was. I'd like to say
that it's doing improved, but really we just have knockoff
stuff from twenty years.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Ago laying around here.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
All right, see what you can do in the meanwhile, kids,
uh Dirk Rimrod. Last scene in the uh jet's valley.
Uh Dirk Rimrod scene surfing with large uh uh sea bass,
flying fish and cubblefish. What's the difference if Assicius flying
(13:01):
or if it's cuddling. I'm not entirely sure. And then
of course there's the uh you know, I mean, oh, okay,
good good, we might be getting them on here.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Hello, this is a Joseph mccaldi. Oh, Joseph Evaldi. Well, hey,
boss man had a little question about a certain person here.
I don't know if you've heard of him, but I've
heard of him. His name is Dimitri fallen Off. He
was who we got overseed for the new expanding Yesterday's
Duds overseas Marty.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
We had some new stories.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But I was told you got that email at the
beginning of the year that this guy was gonna be
fighting on.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yes, yes I did. D're gonna keep up all right,
well as long as mister Vector is the piece, because
I certainly wouldn't want to trend on his professional you know,
Uh said, I don't know because he's a party too
much on uh the holidays. I don't know. He was
(14:04):
mentioning that he had a roof now that need to
be done, and that's right. He did it. He did it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
He did a delicate condition must be must be that
time of year because I'm going through. Uh, Sam proms myself.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Well, yeah, they might have something to do with each other.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But anyway, take the lot for coming on all the
gonna give us here, hand the wheel back over.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
To the professional thankfully. Get the show running again. Keep
up the good work.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Uh, Curtis Curtis Curtis the bare Heart. That's what's not
my first certificate honest vision. All right, So that's good.
So you heard that there, Joe vector. We actually do
have a foreign correspondent because Joseph Fivaldi himself he agreed,
so it can't be alive.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I didn't hear. I didn't hear what was going on.
I just had a step foun.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well you'll have to tune in to the podcast to
hear for yourself, because we.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Got it right here for you. Well, here is a still.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well that's natural. Still that makes sense. You're listening to
Yesterday's News with Joe Vester and Curtis the bear Heart. Yes,
this is Curtis Baarheart here, and I'm just saying it's
real glad to be back in the new year the
(15:33):
Yesterday's Dudes program on the j justp Ebaldi Network. But
I was originally canned from another network called the okan
Us Network, a parallel brand of sports, and I have
to talk about that. So we gotta have a new
show over the air, Cold Visionary, Wormhole Pilgrim about all
kinds of different stuff that inspired you. It's supposed to
(15:54):
be pretty cool. And then of course there's Oakwood Game
Design is about the game Afternity that my brother Ricky
runs with his friends.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So you should check.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Out those shows. They alpen up the network. I've created
baptism for every Day Freaker dot Com iTunes, and check
out what book Ricky has on Amazon Kindall this is
Joseph Valdi of the Joseph Valdi brand. I'm here to
plug the books, the book.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Season, the Journey through the Year's Cycle, the book that's
available on Martin Obles Sole War His Journey. Also it
is unaudible, and I also here to plug the Evolution
(16:51):
in the Square Circle, the production of professional wrestling available
on Kindle. And also.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I'm audible, and I forgot to mention before too, it's
very unprofessional, but type in. It's the writings of Richard
Andrew Oka on Amazon Kindle. Be sure you remember that kid, Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I also forgot mention.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Those are just three books, but you can find more
on Amazon, Kindle, Audible and multiple platforms. Richard and the
jumped up in Baldi brands. All right, let's go. Let's
wind up for our final story, the final stories and
(17:43):
yesterday's news of course, that's right deep yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Mm hmm. I'm gonna be quick with this article so
we could get to history and wrap it up. Yep,
uh this just then I will read it straight through
and then we'll yep. New York James Watson lot of
(18:08):
robot honors for controversial DNA scientists Watson by Malcolm Reader,
January eleventh, two thousand Mine. Oh boy, New York James Watson,
the Old Bell pe Prize winning DNA scientists who wants
(18:31):
his job in two thousand and seven for expressing racist
us A stripped of several honorary titles Friday by the
New York He wants to do. I really have to
discuss the story.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Y shit is a doozy ah man, this great scientists
for racism who seems his terracle. Yeah, it falls into
the hysteria brand. But I gotta tell you beyond that
why I mean, why is he racist?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I mean, g wiz seems like a bad news good
news then.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna say crazy news. I mean he's talking
like it's one hundred years ago, Like that eugenic stuff
is uh, you know that's old hat already.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's well, I no one really believe that stuff anymore,
do they. I mean, it's on Uh you know, how
how about how about we just stupid his sort of dude.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, I have a film that's probably a good idea. Boy,
the news was sure turbulent today, running on running.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
On time constraints. So yeah, well let's let's constrain ourselves then, okay,
it soon yesterday's history.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Dude, here it is.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
One day we'll get real production kids. A wonder of
eighteen hundreds engineering the Historic Strausburg Astronomical Clock. This is
vet this news dot com cool and this is from
(20:27):
May tenth, two thousand and seventeen, David Gord Located in
Strasburg Cathedral, Friends, The Historic Strausburg Strasbourg for Astronomical Clock
is a Renaissance masterpiece assemble by various artists, mathematicians and technicians,
(20:57):
and it is considered as one of the largest in
the world. The cock was actually the third of its
time to stand in a spot. The original clock was
built in the fourteenth century between thirteen fifty two and
(21:21):
thirteen fifty four by an unknown tiger. It was known
as the Three Kings Cock and was equipped with various
mechanical details that were very rare in that time. How
cool is that I'm telling cock like that? Or okay
(21:44):
and by.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Book, Yeah you could say that again, Joe Vector, Yes, yes, yes.
The cock had several antone mada automatawa.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I think so come found amount think you know my pronunciation.
It's extent, it's very good as professional. I think I
pronounced pronunciation wall. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm
not willing to say. I'm not golified to say including
a guided guilded. Yeah, rooster guild. What the hell the
(22:25):
rooster doing there? I don't know. I guess that it's
one thing and not another. Okay, makes sense. Which is
considered the oldest preserved automation in the world and still
preserved in a local museum, and also featured three biblical kings,
(22:49):
hence the name who bowed before a bigger of the
Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus in her heart yay.
When the cock stopped working in the sixteenth century, the
entire structure was the small and the second cock Wasnounce
(23:15):
an opposite wall of the south transu. It was designed
by mathematician Christian Roman, and it was notable for compusity
as an astronomical device with a rich decoration. It stopped
(23:39):
working around seventeen eighty eight and stood still fifty years.
I could go on. It just shows.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Pictures of the article it's a really cool story. I sure,
I'm glad we're ending with this one, but I think
I'm gonna run. It's been a great episode so far.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It is again we bring you.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yesterday's News and we also bring you historical We can
learn a lots of history that Stork knows is just
so cool. I mean, it's it's it's a great segment.
I'm really happy that we've incorporated that.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I mean, as total Wolf would say, my.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Friends that we are now, Yeah, I'm sure glad to
hear that for the new year and making up he would.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
All the quaintest be for and all you would say.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Historic news is a gateway to a court, a portal
to the unknown, but he would normally say portholes really correctly.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Portholes to the unknown and a port holes where we
need to go. That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Sometimes it's a porthole where no one wants to go,
like that story from previous.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
And on that note, let's do closed and rock book the.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Show you've been listening to Yesterday's News with Joe Bexter
and Curtis the Bear Heart on the Joseph Vivaldi Network.
Here today is Curtis Bearheart to tell you about the
Okanas Network. Two shows that are being featured there this
year Oakwood Game Design, where we table we test a
(25:35):
tabletop artig called aft Tarnity. Got some great vibe on
that show. I was checking out some previews. And then
there's Visionary Wormhol Pilgrim, the show about inspiration. We watch movies,
listen to CDs, play video games, all old school stuff
like primordial stuff. The Okanas Network audiobooks, poetry, game design, parallel,
(26:00):
all ofvestigations and talk a creative baptism for every day.
Check out the writings of Richard Andrew Olkins on Amazon Kindle,
and check out these podcasts on freaker dot com and
i tunes.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Hello, is this just in twice? This is Joseph Evaldian
and Joseph Baldi brand, and I'm gonna use yesterday's news
to discuss a little bit about the brand of the
Joseph Embodia and discuss a little of the happenings of
(26:43):
the Joseph Ebaldi Network and the direction of the foreseeable future.
Yesterday's News, Total Wolf and Curtis the Bare Heart Podcast
(27:05):
and Ricky Wolfman have been renewed another year. Oh right,
that's great. News. Let's done. And also I have bad
news for the Spirit Tooth Holographic. Mm hmmm. We could
(27:33):
not reach terms to Ricky to take care of Twilight Cricket.
Twilight Cricket do not reach terms with the deal, so
Ricky and Twilight Cricket will no longer be part of
Spirit Tooth Holographic for the fourteen feature.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
But I did hear that he may want to go
on Pomo Joe's Poetry show. Yes, yes, so we won't
see the last of them. But I think that they're
changing the brand, uh for for the new year. But
these shows are so swell.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean, you know, well, Spiritoose Holographic will still be
work on.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh yeah, of course reformulated. It will be reinformulated to
maybe Joseph.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, yeah, I could see that being good. It's gonna
be a new new take of things. And I think
good good luck with me, Joseph Waldie and turning on
with sir.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
All right, this has been a great show. I think
it's about time for us to go out. This vest excellent.
We cannot close the show.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
With upper clothes laid on us, Doctor Vector. It was
once said by a wise man, the truth is unknown
about that. As we delve into the news, we find
(29:23):
what many might not know. But as journalists we report
the news with great integrity, and we leave you yesterday, Joe,
have a good night, take care kids. Thankful listening
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