March 17, 2025 • 32 mins
This presents a comprehensive garden makeover guide through the charismatic voice of Nigel Thistledown, an eccentric English garden expert. Written as a podcast episode for the "Garden" series, it weaves practical horticultural advice with delightful British humor and personal anecdotes. Readers journey through every aspect of transforming outdoor spaces—from initial assessment and design principles to plant selection, structural elements, and seasonal considerations. Nigel's personality shines through his witty observations and passionate descriptions of garden elements, creating an informative yet entertaining resource for garden enthusiasts of all levels. https://www.quietperiodplease.com/
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Garden, a series where we delve into the
magnificent world of outdoor spaces cultivating beauty one patch of
earth at a time. I'm your host, Nigel Thistledown, and
to day will be exploring the transformative power of garden makeovers.
Prepare yourselves, dear listeners, for a journey through the verdant
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landscapes of possibility. There comes a moment in every garden
owner's life when one looks out upon one's little plot
of earth and thinks, good Heavens, what a dreadful bore
you've become. It happened to me just last autumn, staring
forlornly at my east garden from the comfort of my
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te nook. The rhododendrons had become positively smug in their positions,
the lavender was staging some sort of lackluster rebellion, and
my prize topiary, affectionately named Sir Leafington the third, had
developed a distinct lean that made him look perpetually tipsy.
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It was, in a word, time for a change. A
garden makeover is rather like giving an old friend a
new hair cut and wardrobe, terrifying at first blush, but
ultimately refreshing and occasionally revolutionary. Whether you're dealing with a
postage stamp of a balcony in the heart of the
city or a sprawling country expanse that would make capability
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brown weep with joy, the principles remain deliciously similar. One
must assess, dream plan, and then, with unabashed enthusiasm execute.
Let us begin with the assessment, Shall we standing in
your garden or what will become your garden? Take stock
of what you're working with. Aspect and exposure are paramount.
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A garden that bass in glorious sunlight all day demands
entirely different treatment than one lurking in perpetual shade. My
own back garden faces south, which means it receives sun
with the enthusiasm of a cat finding a warm patch
on the carpet. Yours might be more demure, requiring plants
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that don't demand to be the center of attention lightwise.
Soil type is another crucial consideration, though I've found that
most gardeners discover this by accident rather than design. I
once planted a collection of acid loving azaleas in what
turned out to be highly alkaline soil. The poor DearS
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looked at me with such reproach before withering dramatically, as
if auditioning for a horticultural production of Romeo and Juliet.
Save yourself such botanical tragedy by conducting a simple soil test.
Garden centers sell these, though I prefer to send samples
off to proper laboratories. They provide far more detail, and
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the results arrive in official looking envelopes that make excellent
conversationation pieces at garden club meetings. Climate two plays its
part in this grand performance. I once visited a garden
in Yorkshire where the owner had attempted to create a
Mediterranean paradise. The olive trees stood shivering in the northern winds,
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their silvery leaves chattering like teeth, while the lavender plants
huddled together for warmth. It was a valiant effort, but
one must respect one's climate zone or suffer the consequences
of perpetual plant bereavement. Now onto the dreaming phase, my
personal favorite. This is where one allows imagination to run
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rather wild, like my neighbor's cat through my prize delphiniums.
What atmosphere do you wish to create a formal garden?
With clipped hedges and geometric patterns, a cottage garden bursting
with riotous color and seemingly accidental beauty, or perhaps something
more contemporary, clean lines, architectural plants, and a color palette
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so restrained it makes a Scandinavian interior designer seem positively flamboyant.
I've always been partial to the cottage garden aesthetic myself.
There's something delightfully English about a space that appears to
have evolved naturally while secretly being the result of meticulous planning.
It's rather like those people who spend three hours on
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their make up to achieve that I woke up like
this effect. My cottage borders feature a carefully orchestrated chaos
of foxgloves, delphiniums, lupins, and hollyhocks, with frothy clouds of
ladies mantle softening the edges. The overall effect is one
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of casual abundance, though in reality I arrange each plant
with the precision of a chess grand master contemplating his
next move. For those with more modern sensibilities, simplicity the
often reigns supreme, clean, uncluttered spaces with a limited palette
of plants can create a sense of calm that's particularly
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welcome in urban environments. I have a dear friend in
London who transformed her tiny courtyard with nothing more than
three multi stemmed silver birches, a carpet of mondo grass,
and strategic uplighting. The effect is magical, particularly at night,
when the white bark of the birches glows like phantom
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sentinels against the darkness. Water features deserve special consideration in
any garden makeover plan. Water brings movement, sound, and a
certain genesse quas that plants alone cannot achieve. It needn't
be elaborate. My own water feature consists of a Victorian
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stone trough with a simple bubbling fountain. The sound it
produces is just enough to mask the distant hum of traffic,
creating the illusion that one is much farther from civilization
than the reality of my suburban plot would suggest. I
once visited a garden where the owner had installed a
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stream that meandered through the entire space, crossed by charming
wooden bridges and culminating in a wildlife pond. It was glorious,
though I did overhear him muttering about the cost of
the liner while serving cannopes at the garden opening. If
budget constraints make such aquatic ambitions impossible, even a simple
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bird bath can introduce the reflective qualities of water while
providing a valuable resource for our feathered friends. Speaking of wildlife,
a garden makeover presents the perfect opportunity to make one's
outdoor space more hospitable to creatures great and small. I'm
a firm believer that a garden without birds, bees and
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butterflies is like a library without books, structurally sound, perhaps,
but missing its very soul. Incorporate plants that provide pollen
and nectar throughout the seasons. My spring borders hum with
bees busy among the crocus and muscari while summer brings
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butterflies fluttering from Buddleia to Verbena bonariensis with expressions of
undisguised glee. Create habitats too, for these welcome visitors. A
pile of logs in a forgotten corner becomes a five
star hotel for beetles and hedgehogs. A patch of nettles
behind the shed might offend esthetic sensibilities, but will delight
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butterfly larvae. Even my ever vigilant garden assistant, Reginald the
Robin appreciates the shallow dishes of water I place around
the garden during summer heat waves. He shows his gratitude
by following me as I dig, swooping down to snatch
worms with the precision of a surgeon and the enthusiasm
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of a child spotting the ice cream van. Now, let
us talk about the backbone of any garden, the structural
elements that provide year round interest and stop the whole
affair from dissolving into formless chaos come winter. Trees and
shrubs are the unsung heroes here, providing height, permanence, and
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a certain gravitas. Choose them wisely, for they are the
longest term commitment one makes in a garden, aside from
the mortgage that purchased it. I have a particular fondness
for trees with multiple seasons of interest. The amulancheer, for instance,
offers spring blossoms, summer berries, autumn color, and elegant winter silhouettes.
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It's the botanical equivalent of a Swiss army knife. For
smaller gardens, consider trees that earn their keep through distinctive
bark or form. The paper bark maple, with its cinnamon
colored peeling bark, provides winter interest that puts most Christmas
decorations to shame. Evergreen shrubs provide structure throughout the year,
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but need not be dull. Variegated holly, gold and green euanimous,
and the copper toned Photinia all add color when deciduous
plants have abandoned their posts for winter. I position these
stalwarts strategically throughout my borders, where they stoically maintain the
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garden's form while their flashier deciduous neighbors take extended seasonal holidays. Hedges, too,
contribute valuable structure while doubling as wildlife habitats. My mixed
native hedge includes hawthorn, blackthorn, hazel, and dog rows, a
magnificent team of plants that work together like a well
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rehearsed quartet. The spring blossoms, summer fruits, and autumn colors
provide year round interest, while birds nest within its protective
embrace and feast upon its abundant berries. It's far superior
to a fence, which just stands there doing nothing more
useful than keeping the neighbor's enthusiastic labrador from rearranging my
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tulip display. Hard landscaping deserves careful thought in any garden makeover. Patios, paths, walls,
and steps provide the framework around which the softer living
elements of the garden arrange themselves. Materials should complement both
the style of the garden and the architecture of the house.
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My own cottage garden features weathered yorkstone paths that look
as though they've been there since Queen Victoria was in
short skirts, though in reality they were installed during a
particularly ambitious phase three summers ago. For contemporary gardens, large
format porcelain tiles create clean lines and minimal maintenance, a
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boon for those who prefer dead heading to scrubbing. Gravel
offers an affordable alternative, with the added benefit of that
satisfying crunch underfoot, which I find deters garden intruders, both
human and feline. Whatever material you choose, in sure paths
are generous enough for comfortable passage. There's nothing more vexing
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than trying to navigate a garden path while balancing a
tray of pims, only to snag one's cardigan on an
over eager berberis. Walls and fences not only to find boundaries,
but provide valuable vertical growing space. My north facing wall
hosts a magnificent climbing hydrangea that took five years to
settle in but now scales the brickwork with the determination
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of a mountaineer ascending everest. The south facing fence supports
a Clematis montana so vigorous i occasionally it might pull
the entire structure down in its enthusiasm. Vertical space is
often overlooked in garden plans, but it offers tremendous potential
for expanding one's growing area. Seating deserves special mention, for
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what good is a garden if one cannot sit within
it to admire one's horticultural achievements. Position benches and chairs
where they capture the best views or the perfect sunlight
for specific times of day. My morning coffee spot catches
the early sun and offers a view of the bird feeders,
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making it ideal for combining caffeine consumption with casual ornithology.
The evening bench, nestled among scented plants that release their
perfume as the day cools, provides the perfect spot for
contemplating life's mysteries. Over a glass of something. Strengthening lighting
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extends the use of the garden into the evening hours,
transforming it from a daytime playground into a nocturnal wonderland.
I'm not referring to those ghastly security floodlights that make
one's garden look like the scene of a prison escape,
but rather subtle atmospheric lighting that highlights features and creates
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pools of illumination. Uplighting a sculptural tree creates dramatic shadows
on walls, while a string of festoon lights above a
dining area brings instant conviviality to summer suppers. Solar powered
options have improved tremendously in recent years, though I confess
to a certain skepticism after a particularly dismal set turned
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my prize topiary collection into something resembling a gathering of
anemic fireflies. Quality matters with garden lighting. Invest in the
best you can afford, and remember that less is often more.
A few well placed lights create far more atmosphere than
a Christmas worthy extravaganza that confuses passing aircraft. Color schemes
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and gardens are deeply personal affairs, rather like one's choice
of swimwear. Or political affiliation. Some prefer the restrained elegance
of white gardens, popularized by Vita Sackville West at Sissinghurst.
These spaces possess a luminous quality at dusk that borders
on the magical, though they require rigorous policing to prevent
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any unauthorized colorful interlopers. I once discovered a single red
poppy in my white garden and spent a full minute
deciding whether to admire its rebellious spirit or remove it immediately.
The Chelsea flower show judge within me prevailed, and out
it came. Others embraced the entire rainbow, creating borders that
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progress through the color spectrum with the subtle cohesion of
a symphony. My hot border flames with reds orne inges
and yellows that seem to generate their own heat. On
cooler days. The cool border, in contrast, soothes with blues, purples,
and silvers, colors that recede visually and create the illusion
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of greater space. Color theory in gardens follows the same
principles as in painting, though with the added complexity of
ever changing seasonal displays. Plants, of course, are the stars
of this horticultural show, and selecting them constitutes both the
greatest joy and the most profound challenge of garden makeovers.
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One must consider not only color and form, but height, spread,
and seasonal interest. A well designed border performs like a
well conducted orchestra, with different plants taking the spotlight as
the seasons progress. Spring bulbs provide the overture, bursting from
the soil with an enthusiasm that borders on the indecent.
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After winter's restraint, I plant mine and drifts rather than
soldier straight lines, allowing them to naturalize over the years
into carpets that mimic nature's own casual arrangement. Daffodil's, tulips
and aliums create a succession of color from February through May,
after which the summer perennials takes interstage. These perennials form
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the main body of the garden's composition, Geraniums, Salvias, pinstumens,
and echinasias mingle in a dance of color and texture
through the warmer months. Grasses add movement and sound, their
slender stems swaying in the breeze like nature's own ballet cores.
I particularly value plants that earn their keep by performing
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for extended periods, the cat mint that flowers from May
to September, the Japanese anemonies that bridge the gap between
summer and autumn, the setums that provide interest well into
the colder months. Autumn brings its own spectacular finale, with
trees and shrubs dressed in fiery hues. My acer collection
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A slight obsession I confess, transforms into a pageant of crimsons, oranges,
and golds that would make a sunset blush with inadequacy.
Even as leaves fall, certain perennials maintain their dignity. The
seed heads of Echinasia and Rudbecchia stand like elegant sculptures
against the increasingly sparse landscape, while ornamental grasses achieve their
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full glory as their plumes catch the low autumn light. Winter,
often considered the garden's intermission, offers subtler pleasures. The stark
silhouettes of deciduous trees reveal architectural forms hidden during leafier seasons.
Evergreens come into their own, their steadfast greenery a promise
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that life continues even in the coldest months. Berries provide
welcome splashes of color, the translucent orbs of calicarpa with
their improbable purple hue, the crimson beads of holly, the
orange lanterns of fizzlists. Even on the dullest January day,
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a well designed garden offers visual interest to those willing
to seek it. Maintenance considerations must factor into any garden
makeover plan unless one has a team of gardeners at
one's disposal or an unnatural abundance of free time. Be
honest about how much effort you're willing to invest in
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ongoing care. My own garden requires what I term managed neglect,
strategic intervention at key moments rather than constant fussing. Plants
that require coddling rarely find a home in my borders,
regardless of their charms. Life is too short to spend
at dead heading roses that could perfectly well shed their
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own petals without miss assistance. For those truly pressed for time,
consider low maintenance options like shrub borders, gravel gardens, or
prairie style plantings that mimic natural ecosystems and require minimal intervention.
These can be remarkably beautiful while demanding little more than
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an annual haircut. My friend Humphrey, a solicitor with an
unhealthy attachment to his office, created a magnificent gravel garden
filled with drought tolerant Mediterranean plants that thrives on neglect.
He visits it approximately three times a year, primarily to
ensure his garden bench hasn't been stolen, and yet it
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looks splendid year round. Budget constraints need not dampen one's
garden ambitions. A magnificent space can be created over time,
with structural elements installed first and planting schemes developed gradually.
Seeds offer an ag economical route to abundant planting, though
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they demand patients. My cutting Garden began as a packet
of mixed cosmo seeds that cost less than a decent
cup of coffee. Five years later, it provides armfuls of
blooms from April to October, all descendants of that original
modest investment. Plant swaps with fellow gardeners offer another thrifty
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approach to acquiring new specimens. I've obtained some of my
most treasured plants through such exchanges, including a particularly vigorous
geranium that arrived as a tiny cutting and now threatens
to engulf half the front garden. Gardens themselves are inherently
generous places. Most plants increase over time, providing opportunities for
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division and propagation. What begins as a single hosta can
within a few years, become a dozen through judicious division.
For those embarking on complete gardens transformations, consider tackling the
project in phases. Begin with the hard scaping and structural planning,
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then add perennials, and finally the seasonal flourishes of annuals
and bulbs. This approach spreads both the workload and the cost,
while allowing you to live with each stage before proceeding
to the next. My Own Garden has evolved over fifteen years,
each area developed as inspiration and finances allowed. The journey
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itself has provided as much pleasure as the destination. Creating
outdoor rooms extends the living space of your home and
provides different zones for various activities. The dining area near
the house offers convenience for alfresco meals, while a secluded
seating area at the garden's end provides sanctuary for quieter moments.
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My Own Garden features what I grandly term the reading
pavilion in reality a glorified shed with windows and a
comfortable chair, but it provides the perfect retreat for Sunday afternoon.
Literary escapes. Screens, whether living or constructed, divide these spaces
and create an element of mystery. There's a particular delight
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in gardens that don't reveal all their secrets at once,
but in vite exploration, a curved path disappearing behind a
shrub border promises discoveries beyond, while an archway festooned with
climbing roses frames the view like a living painting. These
divisions need not be absolute. Glimpses between plants, or through
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carefully positioned gaps maintain a sense of connection between the
different areas. Children's needs deserve consideration in family gardens, though
one needn't surrender the entire space to plastic play equipment.
In primary colors integrate play opportunities naturally, a log for balancing,
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a willow den for hiding, a patch of lamb's ears
for sensory exploration. My niece and nephew find far more
entertainment in the wildlife pond closely supervised, I hasten to add,
than in any manufactured playground. Children develop a connection with
nature through direct engagement, and gardens provide the perfect laboratory
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for this relationship to flourish. Edible elements add another dimension
to garden makeovers. Even the smallest spaces can accommodate herbs, salad, leaves,
or dwarf fruit trees. My kitchen garden combines practicality with beauty. Rainbow,
charred and purple kale provide ornamental value alongside their culinary contributions,
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while the apple trees offer spring blossom, summer shade, and
autumn fruit growing. Even a poor rtion of one's own
food connects us to ancient cycles of planting and harvesting,
providing satisfaction that extends beyond the esthetic. Containers offer flexibility
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and opportunity for seasonal change. I deploy pots of tulips
in spring, summer bedding in warmer months, and winter arrangements
of cyclomen ivy and dogwood stems as the year progresses.
These portable gardens allow experimentation without commitment and bring color
to patios, balconies and entrance ways. Even those blessed with
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extensive gardens benefit from the focused impact of well planted containers.
Sustainability should underpin all garden makeover plans. In this environmentally
conscious age, rain, water harvesting, composting, and choosing plants that
support wildlife are no longer optional extras, but is essential considerations.
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My own garden operates on principles that would make my
grandfather Chuckle and my great grandmother recognize as simple common sense.
Nothing is wasted, Prunings become mulch, Fallen leaves transform into
leaf mold, Kitchen scraps feed the compost heaps that in
turn nourish the soil. Peat free compost, organic methods, and
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reduced water usage all contribute to gardens that take from
the planet no more than they give back. I haven't
used a chemical pesticide in over a decade, relying instead
on the balance of predator and prey that establishes itself
in healthy ecosystems. Yes, some years, the aphids gain temporary advantage,
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but the lady birds and hoverflies eventually restore equilibrium without
my intervention, leaving me free to focus on more pressing
matters like perfecting myne cucumber sandwiches for garden club meetings.
Personal expression remains perhaps the most important element of any
garden makeover. Gardens reflect their creators, our tastes, our passions,
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our quirks and foibles. My own garden reveals my fondness
for the slightly overgrown, the romantically disheveled, the organized chaos
that appears effortless while concealing considerable effort. A friend's minimalist creation,
in contrast, speaks to her appreciation for clean lines and
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absence of clutter, both in her outdoor space and her life.
Garden ornaments and accessories contribute to this personal expression, though
restraint prevents the space from resembling a garden center display area.
I have a particular weakness for stone troughs planted with
miniature alpines, tiny landscapes that invite close inspect. A weathered
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sundial marks the center of the herb garden, while a
reclaimed stone font serves as a bird bath beneath the
apple trees. Each piece has meaning or history, earning its
place through more than mere decorative contribution. The relationship between
house and garden deserves careful consideration during any makeover. Views
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from within the house dictate the positioning of key features,
while the architectural style influences the garden's design. My Victorian
cottage harmonizes with the cottage garden style. I favor the
informal abundance outside, echoing the comfortable clutter within a sleek,
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contemporary home might better suit more disciplined planting and geometric forms.
This connection creates a seamless transition between indoor and outdoor spaces,
each complementing and enhancing the other. Seasonal changes bring renewed
interests throughout the year. Gardens are never static, but constantly evolving,
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each week bringing fresh developments. This transience constitutes both their
challenge and their charm. Nothing remains the same for long,
forcing us to embrace change rather than resist it. The
paeonies magnificent blooms last barely a week, but their brevity
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only enhances their precious nature. The late summer border collapses
into autumn tatters, but in its decay sows the seeds
of next year's display. This cycle of renewal offers profound
lessons in patience and perspective. Gardens operate on time scales
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that modern life rarely acknowledges, teaching us to value processes
as much as outcomes. A newly planted tree may not
reach its full glory in our lifetime, yet we plant
it nonetheless an act of faith in future generations. The
ancient Chinese proverb suggests that the best time to plant
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a tree was twenty years ago, but the second best
time is now. Garden makeovers embody this wisdom, creating spaces
that will mature and evolve long after our initial efforts.
In my own gardening journey, I've learned that perfection remains
eternally elusive. Gardens are never finished, never completely mastered, never
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without some corner that could use improvement, or some plant
that isn't performing quite as expected. This perpetual work in
progress status keeps us engaged, preventing complacency or boredom from
taking root. Just when one area reaches its peak, another
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demands attention, ensuring that gardeners re the main perpetually occupied
and occasionally overwhelmed. Yet this imperfection contains its own beauty,
A garden to pristine lack soul, missing the essential wildness
that connects us to nature's own untamed rhythms. The self
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seated foxglove that appears in an unexpected spot often contributes
more charm than the carefully positioned specimen that refuses to
thrive despite lavish attention. Gardens teach us to collaborate with
nature rather than impose our will entirely upon it, a
lesson in humility that serves us well beyond the garden gate.
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As you contemplate your own garden makeover, remember that the
most successful transformations honor what exists while thoughtfully introducing change.
Work with your site's conditions rather than against them, and
create spaces that reflect your authentic self rather than trends. Gardens,
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at their best become extensions of our homes and ourselves,
outdoor sanctuaries that nourish body and soul through connection with
the natural world. The most rewarding garden makeovers occur gradually,
evolving through observation, experimentation, and occasional happy accidents. My own
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garden bears little resemblance to my initial vision, having been
shaped by discoveries made along the way, Plants that thrived unexpectedly,
combinations that pleased more than anticipated, and lessons learned through
inevitable failures. Each setback provided valuable information, each success encouraged
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further exploration. Your garden, whatever its size or style, offers
boundless potential for creativity and joy. Approach its makeover with
open eyes and heart, willing to be guided by by
the land itself as much as by your own desires.
The result will be a space that not only pleases esthetically,
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but provides sanctuary in our increasingly hectic world, a place
to reconnect with natural rhythms, to observe the miraculous in
the mundane, and to find peace in beauty, both cultivated
and wild. Thank you ever so much for listening, dear friends.
This has been Nigel Thistledown for the Garden series, brought
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Welcome to Garden, a series where we delve into the
magnificent world of outdoor spaces cultivating beauty one patch of
earth at a time. I'm your host, Nigel Thistledown, and
to day will be exploring the transformative power of garden makeovers.
Prepare yourselves, dear listeners, for a journey through the verdant
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landscapes of possibility. There comes a moment in every garden
owner's life when one looks out upon one's little plot
of earth and thinks, good Heavens, what a dreadful bore
you've become. It happened to me just last autumn, staring
forlornly at my east garden from the comfort of my
(00:41):
te nook. The rhododendrons had become positively smug in their positions,
the lavender was staging some sort of lackluster rebellion, and
my prize topiary, affectionately named Sir Leafington the third, had
developed a distinct lean that made him look perpetually tipsy.
(01:03):
It was, in a word, time for a change. A
garden makeover is rather like giving an old friend a
new hair cut and wardrobe, terrifying at first blush, but
ultimately refreshing and occasionally revolutionary. Whether you're dealing with a
postage stamp of a balcony in the heart of the
city or a sprawling country expanse that would make capability
(01:24):
brown weep with joy, the principles remain deliciously similar. One
must assess, dream plan, and then, with unabashed enthusiasm execute.
Let us begin with the assessment, Shall we standing in
your garden or what will become your garden? Take stock
of what you're working with. Aspect and exposure are paramount.
(01:49):
A garden that bass in glorious sunlight all day demands
entirely different treatment than one lurking in perpetual shade. My
own back garden faces south, which means it receives sun
with the enthusiasm of a cat finding a warm patch
on the carpet. Yours might be more demure, requiring plants
(02:10):
that don't demand to be the center of attention lightwise.
Soil type is another crucial consideration, though I've found that
most gardeners discover this by accident rather than design. I
once planted a collection of acid loving azaleas in what
turned out to be highly alkaline soil. The poor DearS
(02:31):
looked at me with such reproach before withering dramatically, as
if auditioning for a horticultural production of Romeo and Juliet.
Save yourself such botanical tragedy by conducting a simple soil test.
Garden centers sell these, though I prefer to send samples
off to proper laboratories. They provide far more detail, and
(02:55):
the results arrive in official looking envelopes that make excellent
conversationation pieces at garden club meetings. Climate two plays its
part in this grand performance. I once visited a garden
in Yorkshire where the owner had attempted to create a
Mediterranean paradise. The olive trees stood shivering in the northern winds,
(03:17):
their silvery leaves chattering like teeth, while the lavender plants
huddled together for warmth. It was a valiant effort, but
one must respect one's climate zone or suffer the consequences
of perpetual plant bereavement. Now onto the dreaming phase, my
personal favorite. This is where one allows imagination to run
(03:39):
rather wild, like my neighbor's cat through my prize delphiniums.
What atmosphere do you wish to create a formal garden?
With clipped hedges and geometric patterns, a cottage garden bursting
with riotous color and seemingly accidental beauty, or perhaps something
more contemporary, clean lines, architectural plants, and a color palette
(04:04):
so restrained it makes a Scandinavian interior designer seem positively flamboyant.
I've always been partial to the cottage garden aesthetic myself.
There's something delightfully English about a space that appears to
have evolved naturally while secretly being the result of meticulous planning.
It's rather like those people who spend three hours on
(04:26):
their make up to achieve that I woke up like
this effect. My cottage borders feature a carefully orchestrated chaos
of foxgloves, delphiniums, lupins, and hollyhocks, with frothy clouds of
ladies mantle softening the edges. The overall effect is one
(04:47):
of casual abundance, though in reality I arrange each plant
with the precision of a chess grand master contemplating his
next move. For those with more modern sensibilities, simplicity the
often reigns supreme, clean, uncluttered spaces with a limited palette
of plants can create a sense of calm that's particularly
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welcome in urban environments. I have a dear friend in
London who transformed her tiny courtyard with nothing more than
three multi stemmed silver birches, a carpet of mondo grass,
and strategic uplighting. The effect is magical, particularly at night,
when the white bark of the birches glows like phantom
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sentinels against the darkness. Water features deserve special consideration in
any garden makeover plan. Water brings movement, sound, and a
certain genesse quas that plants alone cannot achieve. It needn't
be elaborate. My own water feature consists of a Victorian
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stone trough with a simple bubbling fountain. The sound it
produces is just enough to mask the distant hum of traffic,
creating the illusion that one is much farther from civilization
than the reality of my suburban plot would suggest. I
once visited a garden where the owner had installed a
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stream that meandered through the entire space, crossed by charming
wooden bridges and culminating in a wildlife pond. It was glorious,
though I did overhear him muttering about the cost of
the liner while serving cannopes at the garden opening. If
budget constraints make such aquatic ambitions impossible, even a simple
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bird bath can introduce the reflective qualities of water while
providing a valuable resource for our feathered friends. Speaking of wildlife,
a garden makeover presents the perfect opportunity to make one's
outdoor space more hospitable to creatures great and small. I'm
a firm believer that a garden without birds, bees and
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butterflies is like a library without books, structurally sound, perhaps,
but missing its very soul. Incorporate plants that provide pollen
and nectar throughout the seasons. My spring borders hum with
bees busy among the crocus and muscari while summer brings
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butterflies fluttering from Buddleia to Verbena bonariensis with expressions of
undisguised glee. Create habitats too, for these welcome visitors. A
pile of logs in a forgotten corner becomes a five
star hotel for beetles and hedgehogs. A patch of nettles
behind the shed might offend esthetic sensibilities, but will delight
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butterfly larvae. Even my ever vigilant garden assistant, Reginald the
Robin appreciates the shallow dishes of water I place around
the garden during summer heat waves. He shows his gratitude
by following me as I dig, swooping down to snatch
worms with the precision of a surgeon and the enthusiasm
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of a child spotting the ice cream van. Now, let
us talk about the backbone of any garden, the structural
elements that provide year round interest and stop the whole
affair from dissolving into formless chaos come winter. Trees and
shrubs are the unsung heroes here, providing height, permanence, and
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a certain gravitas. Choose them wisely, for they are the
longest term commitment one makes in a garden, aside from
the mortgage that purchased it. I have a particular fondness
for trees with multiple seasons of interest. The amulancheer, for instance,
offers spring blossoms, summer berries, autumn color, and elegant winter silhouettes.
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It's the botanical equivalent of a Swiss army knife. For
smaller gardens, consider trees that earn their keep through distinctive
bark or form. The paper bark maple, with its cinnamon
colored peeling bark, provides winter interest that puts most Christmas
decorations to shame. Evergreen shrubs provide structure throughout the year,
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but need not be dull. Variegated holly, gold and green euanimous,
and the copper toned Photinia all add color when deciduous
plants have abandoned their posts for winter. I position these
stalwarts strategically throughout my borders, where they stoically maintain the
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garden's form while their flashier deciduous neighbors take extended seasonal holidays. Hedges, too,
contribute valuable structure while doubling as wildlife habitats. My mixed
native hedge includes hawthorn, blackthorn, hazel, and dog rows, a
magnificent team of plants that work together like a well
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rehearsed quartet. The spring blossoms, summer fruits, and autumn colors
provide year round interest, while birds nest within its protective
embrace and feast upon its abundant berries. It's far superior
to a fence, which just stands there doing nothing more
useful than keeping the neighbor's enthusiastic labrador from rearranging my
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tulip display. Hard landscaping deserves careful thought in any garden makeover. Patios, paths, walls,
and steps provide the framework around which the softer living
elements of the garden arrange themselves. Materials should complement both
the style of the garden and the architecture of the house.
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My own cottage garden features weathered yorkstone paths that look
as though they've been there since Queen Victoria was in
short skirts, though in reality they were installed during a
particularly ambitious phase three summers ago. For contemporary gardens, large
format porcelain tiles create clean lines and minimal maintenance, a
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boon for those who prefer dead heading to scrubbing. Gravel
offers an affordable alternative, with the added benefit of that
satisfying crunch underfoot, which I find deters garden intruders, both
human and feline. Whatever material you choose, in sure paths
are generous enough for comfortable passage. There's nothing more vexing
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than trying to navigate a garden path while balancing a
tray of pims, only to snag one's cardigan on an
over eager berberis. Walls and fences not only to find boundaries,
but provide valuable vertical growing space. My north facing wall
hosts a magnificent climbing hydrangea that took five years to
settle in but now scales the brickwork with the determination
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of a mountaineer ascending everest. The south facing fence supports
a Clematis montana so vigorous i occasionally it might pull
the entire structure down in its enthusiasm. Vertical space is
often overlooked in garden plans, but it offers tremendous potential
for expanding one's growing area. Seating deserves special mention, for
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what good is a garden if one cannot sit within
it to admire one's horticultural achievements. Position benches and chairs
where they capture the best views or the perfect sunlight
for specific times of day. My morning coffee spot catches
the early sun and offers a view of the bird feeders,
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making it ideal for combining caffeine consumption with casual ornithology.
The evening bench, nestled among scented plants that release their
perfume as the day cools, provides the perfect spot for
contemplating life's mysteries. Over a glass of something. Strengthening lighting
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extends the use of the garden into the evening hours,
transforming it from a daytime playground into a nocturnal wonderland.
I'm not referring to those ghastly security floodlights that make
one's garden look like the scene of a prison escape,
but rather subtle atmospheric lighting that highlights features and creates
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pools of illumination. Uplighting a sculptural tree creates dramatic shadows
on walls, while a string of festoon lights above a
dining area brings instant conviviality to summer suppers. Solar powered
options have improved tremendously in recent years, though I confess
to a certain skepticism after a particularly dismal set turned
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my prize topiary collection into something resembling a gathering of
anemic fireflies. Quality matters with garden lighting. Invest in the
best you can afford, and remember that less is often more.
A few well placed lights create far more atmosphere than
a Christmas worthy extravaganza that confuses passing aircraft. Color schemes
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and gardens are deeply personal affairs, rather like one's choice
of swimwear. Or political affiliation. Some prefer the restrained elegance
of white gardens, popularized by Vita Sackville West at Sissinghurst.
These spaces possess a luminous quality at dusk that borders
on the magical, though they require rigorous policing to prevent
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any unauthorized colorful interlopers. I once discovered a single red
poppy in my white garden and spent a full minute
deciding whether to admire its rebellious spirit or remove it immediately.
The Chelsea flower show judge within me prevailed, and out
it came. Others embraced the entire rainbow, creating borders that
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progress through the color spectrum with the subtle cohesion of
a symphony. My hot border flames with reds orne inges
and yellows that seem to generate their own heat. On
cooler days. The cool border, in contrast, soothes with blues, purples,
and silvers, colors that recede visually and create the illusion
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of greater space. Color theory in gardens follows the same
principles as in painting, though with the added complexity of
ever changing seasonal displays. Plants, of course, are the stars
of this horticultural show, and selecting them constitutes both the
greatest joy and the most profound challenge of garden makeovers.
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One must consider not only color and form, but height, spread,
and seasonal interest. A well designed border performs like a
well conducted orchestra, with different plants taking the spotlight as
the seasons progress. Spring bulbs provide the overture, bursting from
the soil with an enthusiasm that borders on the indecent.
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After winter's restraint, I plant mine and drifts rather than
soldier straight lines, allowing them to naturalize over the years
into carpets that mimic nature's own casual arrangement. Daffodil's, tulips
and aliums create a succession of color from February through May,
after which the summer perennials takes interstage. These perennials form
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the main body of the garden's composition, Geraniums, Salvias, pinstumens,
and echinasias mingle in a dance of color and texture
through the warmer months. Grasses add movement and sound, their
slender stems swaying in the breeze like nature's own ballet cores.
I particularly value plants that earn their keep by performing
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for extended periods, the cat mint that flowers from May
to September, the Japanese anemonies that bridge the gap between
summer and autumn, the setums that provide interest well into
the colder months. Autumn brings its own spectacular finale, with
trees and shrubs dressed in fiery hues. My acer collection
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A slight obsession I confess, transforms into a pageant of crimsons, oranges,
and golds that would make a sunset blush with inadequacy.
Even as leaves fall, certain perennials maintain their dignity. The
seed heads of Echinasia and Rudbecchia stand like elegant sculptures
against the increasingly sparse landscape, while ornamental grasses achieve their
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full glory as their plumes catch the low autumn light. Winter,
often considered the garden's intermission, offers subtler pleasures. The stark
silhouettes of deciduous trees reveal architectural forms hidden during leafier seasons.
Evergreens come into their own, their steadfast greenery a promise
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that life continues even in the coldest months. Berries provide
welcome splashes of color, the translucent orbs of calicarpa with
their improbable purple hue, the crimson beads of holly, the
orange lanterns of fizzlists. Even on the dullest January day,
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a well designed garden offers visual interest to those willing
to seek it. Maintenance considerations must factor into any garden
makeover plan unless one has a team of gardeners at
one's disposal or an unnatural abundance of free time. Be
honest about how much effort you're willing to invest in
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ongoing care. My own garden requires what I term managed neglect,
strategic intervention at key moments rather than constant fussing. Plants
that require coddling rarely find a home in my borders,
regardless of their charms. Life is too short to spend
at dead heading roses that could perfectly well shed their
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own petals without miss assistance. For those truly pressed for time,
consider low maintenance options like shrub borders, gravel gardens, or
prairie style plantings that mimic natural ecosystems and require minimal intervention.
These can be remarkably beautiful while demanding little more than
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an annual haircut. My friend Humphrey, a solicitor with an
unhealthy attachment to his office, created a magnificent gravel garden
filled with drought tolerant Mediterranean plants that thrives on neglect.
He visits it approximately three times a year, primarily to
ensure his garden bench hasn't been stolen, and yet it
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looks splendid year round. Budget constraints need not dampen one's
garden ambitions. A magnificent space can be created over time,
with structural elements installed first and planting schemes developed gradually.
Seeds offer an ag economical route to abundant planting, though
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they demand patients. My cutting Garden began as a packet
of mixed cosmo seeds that cost less than a decent
cup of coffee. Five years later, it provides armfuls of
blooms from April to October, all descendants of that original
modest investment. Plant swaps with fellow gardeners offer another thrifty
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approach to acquiring new specimens. I've obtained some of my
most treasured plants through such exchanges, including a particularly vigorous
geranium that arrived as a tiny cutting and now threatens
to engulf half the front garden. Gardens themselves are inherently
generous places. Most plants increase over time, providing opportunities for
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division and propagation. What begins as a single hosta can
within a few years, become a dozen through judicious division.
For those embarking on complete gardens transformations, consider tackling the
project in phases. Begin with the hard scaping and structural planning,
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then add perennials, and finally the seasonal flourishes of annuals
and bulbs. This approach spreads both the workload and the cost,
while allowing you to live with each stage before proceeding
to the next. My Own Garden has evolved over fifteen years,
each area developed as inspiration and finances allowed. The journey
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itself has provided as much pleasure as the destination. Creating
outdoor rooms extends the living space of your home and
provides different zones for various activities. The dining area near
the house offers convenience for alfresco meals, while a secluded
seating area at the garden's end provides sanctuary for quieter moments.
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My Own Garden features what I grandly term the reading
pavilion in reality a glorified shed with windows and a
comfortable chair, but it provides the perfect retreat for Sunday afternoon.
Literary escapes. Screens, whether living or constructed, divide these spaces
and create an element of mystery. There's a particular delight
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in gardens that don't reveal all their secrets at once,
but in vite exploration, a curved path disappearing behind a
shrub border promises discoveries beyond, while an archway festooned with
climbing roses frames the view like a living painting. These
divisions need not be absolute. Glimpses between plants, or through
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carefully positioned gaps maintain a sense of connection between the
different areas. Children's needs deserve consideration in family gardens, though
one needn't surrender the entire space to plastic play equipment.
In primary colors integrate play opportunities naturally, a log for balancing,
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a willow den for hiding, a patch of lamb's ears
for sensory exploration. My niece and nephew find far more
entertainment in the wildlife pond closely supervised, I hasten to add,
than in any manufactured playground. Children develop a connection with
nature through direct engagement, and gardens provide the perfect laboratory
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for this relationship to flourish. Edible elements add another dimension
to garden makeovers. Even the smallest spaces can accommodate herbs, salad, leaves,
or dwarf fruit trees. My kitchen garden combines practicality with beauty. Rainbow,
charred and purple kale provide ornamental value alongside their culinary contributions,
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while the apple trees offer spring blossom, summer shade, and
autumn fruit growing. Even a poor rtion of one's own
food connects us to ancient cycles of planting and harvesting,
providing satisfaction that extends beyond the esthetic. Containers offer flexibility
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and opportunity for seasonal change. I deploy pots of tulips
in spring, summer bedding in warmer months, and winter arrangements
of cyclomen ivy and dogwood stems as the year progresses.
These portable gardens allow experimentation without commitment and bring color
to patios, balconies and entrance ways. Even those blessed with
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extensive gardens benefit from the focused impact of well planted containers.
Sustainability should underpin all garden makeover plans. In this environmentally
conscious age, rain, water harvesting, composting, and choosing plants that
support wildlife are no longer optional extras, but is essential considerations.
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My own garden operates on principles that would make my
grandfather Chuckle and my great grandmother recognize as simple common sense.
Nothing is wasted, Prunings become mulch, Fallen leaves transform into
leaf mold, Kitchen scraps feed the compost heaps that in
turn nourish the soil. Peat free compost, organic methods, and
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reduced water usage all contribute to gardens that take from
the planet no more than they give back. I haven't
used a chemical pesticide in over a decade, relying instead
on the balance of predator and prey that establishes itself
in healthy ecosystems. Yes, some years, the aphids gain temporary advantage,
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but the lady birds and hoverflies eventually restore equilibrium without
my intervention, leaving me free to focus on more pressing
matters like perfecting myne cucumber sandwiches for garden club meetings.
Personal expression remains perhaps the most important element of any
garden makeover. Gardens reflect their creators, our tastes, our passions,
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our quirks and foibles. My own garden reveals my fondness
for the slightly overgrown, the romantically disheveled, the organized chaos
that appears effortless while concealing considerable effort. A friend's minimalist creation,
in contrast, speaks to her appreciation for clean lines and
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absence of clutter, both in her outdoor space and her life.
Garden ornaments and accessories contribute to this personal expression, though
restraint prevents the space from resembling a garden center display area.
I have a particular weakness for stone troughs planted with
miniature alpines, tiny landscapes that invite close inspect. A weathered
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sundial marks the center of the herb garden, while a
reclaimed stone font serves as a bird bath beneath the
apple trees. Each piece has meaning or history, earning its
place through more than mere decorative contribution. The relationship between
house and garden deserves careful consideration during any makeover. Views
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from within the house dictate the positioning of key features,
while the architectural style influences the garden's design. My Victorian
cottage harmonizes with the cottage garden style. I favor the
informal abundance outside, echoing the comfortable clutter within a sleek,
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contemporary home might better suit more disciplined planting and geometric forms.
This connection creates a seamless transition between indoor and outdoor spaces,
each complementing and enhancing the other. Seasonal changes bring renewed
interests throughout the year. Gardens are never static, but constantly evolving,
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each week bringing fresh developments. This transience constitutes both their
challenge and their charm. Nothing remains the same for long,
forcing us to embrace change rather than resist it. The
paeonies magnificent blooms last barely a week, but their brevity
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only enhances their precious nature. The late summer border collapses
into autumn tatters, but in its decay sows the seeds
of next year's display. This cycle of renewal offers profound
lessons in patience and perspective. Gardens operate on time scales
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that modern life rarely acknowledges, teaching us to value processes
as much as outcomes. A newly planted tree may not
reach its full glory in our lifetime, yet we plant
it nonetheless an act of faith in future generations. The
ancient Chinese proverb suggests that the best time to plant
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a tree was twenty years ago, but the second best
time is now. Garden makeovers embody this wisdom, creating spaces
that will mature and evolve long after our initial efforts.
In my own gardening journey, I've learned that perfection remains
eternally elusive. Gardens are never finished, never completely mastered, never
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without some corner that could use improvement, or some plant
that isn't performing quite as expected. This perpetual work in
progress status keeps us engaged, preventing complacency or boredom from
taking root. Just when one area reaches its peak, another
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demands attention, ensuring that gardeners re the main perpetually occupied
and occasionally overwhelmed. Yet this imperfection contains its own beauty,
A garden to pristine lack soul, missing the essential wildness
that connects us to nature's own untamed rhythms. The self
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seated foxglove that appears in an unexpected spot often contributes
more charm than the carefully positioned specimen that refuses to
thrive despite lavish attention. Gardens teach us to collaborate with
nature rather than impose our will entirely upon it, a
lesson in humility that serves us well beyond the garden gate.
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As you contemplate your own garden makeover, remember that the
most successful transformations honor what exists while thoughtfully introducing change.
Work with your site's conditions rather than against them, and
create spaces that reflect your authentic self rather than trends. Gardens,
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at their best become extensions of our homes and ourselves,
outdoor sanctuaries that nourish body and soul through connection with
the natural world. The most rewarding garden makeovers occur gradually,
evolving through observation, experimentation, and occasional happy accidents. My own
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garden bears little resemblance to my initial vision, having been
shaped by discoveries made along the way, Plants that thrived unexpectedly,
combinations that pleased more than anticipated, and lessons learned through
inevitable failures. Each setback provided valuable information, each success encouraged
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further exploration. Your garden, whatever its size or style, offers
boundless potential for creativity and joy. Approach its makeover with
open eyes and heart, willing to be guided by by
the land itself as much as by your own desires.
The result will be a space that not only pleases esthetically,
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but provides sanctuary in our increasingly hectic world, a place
to reconnect with natural rhythms, to observe the miraculous in
the mundane, and to find peace in beauty, both cultivated
and wild. Thank you ever so much for listening, dear friends.
This has been Nigel Thistledown for the Garden series, brought
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