Douche And Turd (S08E08)

This week we ask ourselves, "who is the douche?" and "who is the turd?" Thankfully PETA didn't try to shut us down, even though Guy (again) discusses his love of a good chorizo.

We also discuss Puff Daddy's appearance, the new "crutch" that has snuck into the South Park writer's room, the difference between "asshole" and "arsehole" and more.

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Speaker 2 (00:27):
Voter Time, motherfucker, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Voter Time rocked the voter else, I'm gonna stick a
knife through your eye. Democracy has founded on one simple rule.
Get out there and vote. I will motherfucking kill you,
kick ass.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Welcome to Going Down to south Park, the podcast where
we always have our sales of time, and this week
we're here to review Dushan Turn, I'm Dando and I'm Guy.
You're ready for this bit of a space jam. I
figured to be very happy about, but I was very happy. Indeed,
just got me into the I know that a nostalgic move,
which is what I which my happy place. You know,
happy Gilma has a happy place. My happy place is

(01:05):
nineteen ninety seven. That was a good time to be alive. Absolutely.
Now people watching us on video may notice that you
are actually wearing your Space jams top. Is this a
happy coincidence, all part of the grand plan? Well, I
just put this on because it was the closest thing
I could find this morning. We spoke to Tom wickcom
local comedian today for our review of all singing or
Dancing of Fourthing of this year. Maybe finding some guests
coming here and going down a south Park as well,

(01:27):
because it turns out he's a big south Park fan,
so Tommy can win the south Park podcast as well.
I think there might be people like us, but it
might be fun to go back and revisit more classic
episodes with guests as well. Well, I haven't got to
that point yet. That's the thing I think we were
doing when it certainly when it comes to Fourth Thing,
a discount and the Simpsons, we were doing Guy on
Springfield and people were saying, no, we want other people. No,

(01:49):
that's what people saying. People are not saying this at all.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I wanted more Guy on Screamers, but I thought, how
can we expand our audience?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
So let's get guests on people who are will have
Guy but also not guy guys on Springfield. Some would say, yeah,
except our next guest is actually guys and dolls on Springfield. Correct,
there we go. Yes, but hey, we're talking about the
Simpsons and full finger discount. This is going down to sound.
Are you team Giant Douche or team turn Sandwich. Okay,
there's a lot of thought. Yeah, because I'm a single

(02:16):
issue voter. No, no, no, I'm honestly a turn Sandwich guy.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And it seems more fun. Seems like he's he seems
like he's able to play the game better the way
he in the debate, just pad it out time until
the buzzer everything.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh yeah, real smarmy tactics.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I thought Giant Douche seemed to bore sure of himself,
But Turns Sandwich just felt like the better politician.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Certainly, the bit of games player in that regard, and
thin thinking about the cartman of politics. Yes, indeed, the
thing that I've always said about this kind of this
kind of politics, the person you've got out front has
to be a showman, has to be a performer, has
to be a charismatic leader that you're willing to get behind.
They've got to be able to sort of talk about
the issues of course, and talk about the potential solutions
that they have for any any problems that come up.

(02:58):
But they've also really got to be able to you.
They're generally going to have a team of dweeds and
suits and dogs and think tankers behind them crunching numbers
and coming up with the solutions. But the guy at
the front has to be the It has to be
quimby Gwimmick.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
The whole purpose of this episode is to so their
theme is that you have to vote in the States, right,
you don't you have to vote in Australia, So it
doesn't quite relate as much here because well, we just
have to vote. We don't have an option unless you
want to have hat the fines every year. But in
America it's you don't have to vote. So it's once
a come to terms with the fact that they're usually
just either a douce or a turn He's voting for
one or the other.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Just accept it. You're voting for the lesser of two
evils in your mind.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
In your mind, that's it. Yeah, and I really enjoyed
the way they played it up, like voting is very
very important, but only if you're voting who I want
you to vote for. Of course, yes, Ye're just seeing
all these and this is why I try to keep
politics out of the podcast. While I try to keep
politics just out a conversation with my family when it
comes to you know. So it's just that the thing
of Sharon and Randy working as a team at the start,

(03:55):
and then once they realized they were voting for other people,
they just turn on each other.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I hate this.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Family are all stomming off. It's just like politics does
this to people. It's best to just steer clear.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It seems though, more and more in recent years. When
I say recent years, I probably meant the last twenty
or so. Certainly in the twenty first century, it seems
like we're becoming more and more polarized with our politics.
Older people are saying that you used to be able
to have discussions about your political preferences, your political beliefs,
and even if you disagreed with someone, you'd generally be like, Okay,
well you've got your opinion and I've got mine. Now

(04:25):
people are taking it very very personally. The personal has
become political.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So this one here, what I liked was how they
got a giant douche and a turd sandwich. This is
very much on the basis level, right, it's South Park
toilet humor. But that's what Southark does so great. They
disguise this clever story within toilet.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Humor of course.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, so they've got the giant the turd sandwich, which
is my mum was watching. She goes, I'm not watching
this craft. This is just childish. But there's actually great
storytelling within this.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh my goodness here. Oh yeah, it's the dog's medicine
and the peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So what were your thought on this episode?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
As you said, it's it's smart in a lot of ways,
but it's also, yeah, Parkeringstone putting forward their worldview on
the system's kind of broken, or the system's kind of ineffective,
or the system is not resonating with me in perhaps
the way it should. Americans I think take politics very
severe or seriously, not just the day to day process
of it, but the whole mythology behind it as well.
You know, you've got the Founding Fathers, You've got the

(05:21):
Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, all of this stuff,
you know, speaks very much to personal freedoms and the
creation of a nation. Naturally, you're going to feel strongly
about that. I mean, if you're a quite unquoite, proud
American or a proud citizen of your country, you've got
to be like, Wow, you guys actually sort of built
this out of nothing. You did it with the best
of intentions. Of course, there were mistakes along the way,
or flaws along the way, or hypocrisy along the way,

(05:42):
but essentially you wanted to do right by everybody, well
by a lot of people. That's something to be proud of.
I mean, the American experiment, it's got a lot going
for it. It's also got a few flaws and a
few holes. So yeah, I think what Parker and Stone
are talking about here is, you know, a sense of
dissatisfaction with it since we've sort of like fallen from

(06:02):
grace a little bit in that regard, and there's looks
some degree of cynicism. But I don't think you get
cynical unless you actually have some degree of hope in
your heart and you feel disappointed by the way things
are going. And I think that shines through the fact
that we're capable of great things and we're often falling
short of the mark by virtue of the people that

(06:23):
we the people who sort of ris through the ranks,
all that kind of deal. So, yeah, that's what I
thought about that. Mainly, it was an episode that felt
very hopeful and also very hopeless at the same time,
and trying to balance those two things. Yeah, what's best,
but I don't know how to find it. Yeah, we're
all part of this process. We should be want to
be part of this process of you know, making America
better or making it run well, making it run smoothly.

(06:46):
But if you've given me shit options or literal shit options,
and it's like I.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Should be allowed to just go, I don't want to vote.
What's the point because that the argument here is does
a singular vote make a difference? And they sort of
towards the end of that is where they play it up.
It's gonna be very close, and you've been to make
your vote as you vote wins by a landslife, right,
So it's my vote doesn't matter. It's like no, no,
every vote, convery vote's important. And then they Peter's all dead.
Oh na if it didn't matter. So do you think

(07:10):
Trey Parker, Train Parker and Stone are trying to say
that voting should be forced or should it still be
a choice. It seems like they're using Stan as the voice.
It seems like I feel when you watch South Park now,
stand seems to be their voice more often than not,
and I feel like they're trying to say we should
be allowed to choose, yeah, not to stand.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, stands sort of the more cynical voice. Yeah. Yeah.
That's sort of come through certainly in this episode, and
I think in the later seasons as well. It definitely
comes to the four. He's probably the Lisa Now of
the show. I wouldn't go that far. I think he's
just more sort of seen through any hypocrisies through.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
The least at least, it is probably more the Peter
at least is.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
More sort of idealistic Yeah, and stands more like you know,
what's the fucking point? Yes? Yeah, And a lot of
people can feel that way. The slogan between twenty five Yeah.
I think something that's trying to come through here is
if you're living in a quote unquote democracy, you know
you've got freedom of choice, right, and you know you've
got the freedom of actors as you are, Yeah, you

(08:10):
shouldn't be forcing people to vote if you're in that
kind of system. So meanwhile, we're doing that in Australia
and it seems to work pretty well.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Because realistically, do you have a right to complain if
you don't vote? Probably not, not really. No, if you
have the power to have your voice heard, yeah, it
might not make a difference in the grand scame of things,
but you voice what you who you want to be
in that person doesn't get in and you can say, well,
I've voted against them, and this is why if you
didn't vote, it's like you didn't vote.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's interesting because you know, you've got Stan's point of
view in this, which is kind of like what's the point,
what's the point? Yeah, and then you've also got I
guess there's another extreme and it's not really related to
Doucian term, but tangentially it is. But the whole peed
thing where it's like, well, we take everything so seriously,
or we take this particular cause so seriously. People don't matter, yeah,
to the point, oh god, no, to the point of ridiculousness,

(08:58):
to the point of absurdity. And Parker and Stone are
looking that as well. It's kind of like you can
take certain things just a bit too far.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
They do take Peter down very a lot. It's not fans,
not fans at all. As well as Puff Daddy, Puff.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Daddy, Puff Daddy at this stage who went through various
Did it was Pete Diddy did?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, it was only something else at some point he's
just Na Combs. Well, yeah, pulf Daddy. Yeah, that's really
it's really interesting.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Well, especially given what we know now or what's going
to come to life. I reckon around this time, you know,
when he first sort of came up in the in
the nineties and all that. Look, I won't pretend to
be any authority on the hip hop scene, certainly in
the in the nineties and in the two thousands. I
always reviewed him as kind of like a savvy behind
the scenes kind of player, someone who knew the right people,

(09:50):
knew how to get the right people together, or a
ranger or a producer anything else. I think, you know,
oftentimes when you have people out that, they're also like, well,
I can do this, I might as well just be
a star in general. But I just beat him as
kind of like a not necessarily a passenger, but like, yeah,
you're certainly not going to be talking about this guy
in the top twenty hip hop stars of all time

(10:11):
or anything like that. I didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
In two thousand and four, he formed a political service
group called Citizen Change, which was backed by Mary J. Blige,
Mariah Carey, and fifty Cent. The stated aim was to
get young people and minorities to vote. The campaign's message,
promoted on T shirts and other things, was vote or Die,
a phrase adapted from Join or Die, a well known
cartoon by Benjamin Franklin. P Did He Said, Puff Daddy?

(10:35):
But PDD now said at the time that its mission
was to make voting hot and sexy. The two thousand
and four campaign included a line of Vote or Die
T shirts and album, a voter registration push in cities
and campuses nationwide, and commercials on such outlets as MTV
and be Et.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Black Entertainment Televient. Okay, yes, I get where he's coming
from with the whole vote or Die slogan. It just
it seems like one that you have to explain a lot.
This is what I mean by this, or this is
the background of it, or it's a metaphor for this.
I'm not necessarily saying voter or I'll kill you or
vote or you will die, and yeah, that just doesn't
work for mine. So but yeah, it was really interesting

(11:13):
in the early aughts, you know that people were sort
of politically engaged in this regard. I think a lot
of it was probably a response to nine to eleven
and things like that. You know, it felt like a
very hopeless time in a lot of ways. And yeah,
one of the best ways to revive the system or
get your voice arts to get out there and vote.
There was something else I remember, maybe from around this era,
or it could have been a bit earlier, but there was,

(11:34):
and I was looking for it all morning because I'd
love to show you. I found a Hilaire as I
couldn't find it anywhere, but it's Tom Cruise and I
think it was on MTV, and he's sort of doing
this thing about we've done this thing where we've you know,
we've pulled young people all over Marria. We've found out
what they think, what they feel, how they want to vote,
and all this kinds up. He's got real sort of
like youth pastor energy, if you know what I mean.
He actually did the thing where he took the chair

(11:55):
and turned it around, sat on a background. I have
seen this. Yeah, yeah, it's actually really compelling. I mean,
I wouldn't be surprised he was around the time of
like ninety nine or so when he was making Magnolia,
because he's got that real sort of Frank TJ. Mackie
and he's like, let me tell you about this, and
he's really locking in like cruise does eyes white shut? Yes, yeah, so,
and yeah, you had a lot of celebrities who were

(12:15):
very politically engaged at the time. It was the cool
thing to do.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
A lot of celebrities still do get on the bad way,
but I think it's just just handled differently. It's just
more social media base now.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yes, people getting on TV and say, let me tell
you little something about politics. Kids don't watch TV anymore.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
They do not know. They get on the tiktoks and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, but yeah, so they took down path Daddy year,
which in twenty twenty five feels like something that is
very relevant now. And taking down this guy, it's like, yeah,
you should be taken down. But at the time, do
people dislike Puff Daddy. I didn't know anything about him.
I wasn't really into PUFFEDADDI.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, I think they just viewed him as kind of
a hanger on or an opportunist. Okay, yeah, there was
the whole thing with Oh gosh, I'm sorry, I wish
I knew more about there was Notorio's big and I
think it was Faith Evans was his wife or his
partner or something. But he gets shot and they call

(13:08):
that song song, Yeah, I'll be missing you with that,
and didn't tell didn't ask Sting for permission. No world
is now we're paying tribute to our dead friends. Surely
you're not gonna be like, no, you're using my song. Yeah.
That also felt very This is kind of tacky that
you're cashing in on your friend's death. Yeah, you know

(13:28):
you're saying it's a tribute. It really feels like a
cash in. So and that's kind of emblematic. I think
of maybe how a lot of people felt about him, Like,
this guy's incredibly successful, he's not untalented, but he's kind
of a joke. Now you're hearing all this stuff about how,
oh wait a minute, this guy actually might be satan. Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, but it's a funny radio interview with Sting. And
I don't know what the exact figure it was just
that's a thousand dollars a day? That did he has
to pay to Sting?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And is it true that he has to pay you
a thousand dollars a day? Just hypathetical And he's like, yeah,
yeah that was that was that was the going rate.
And he's like, I still want to charge him to
do He's.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Like, yeah, don't mess with.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
You, don't.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
That's hilarious. Oh. Your favorite moments from the episode. Quite
a few, actually, I mean I've started off with you
already for this.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I mean just the pep rallies. Do we have pep
rally No, we don't have. It's funny because Elliott's got houses.
We have houses at schools four colors usually red, yellow.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Green or blue.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right, they're usually the four colors at schools and in
Geelong anyway. And I'm watching the kids and they get
so invested in.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
It's our house. Yeah yeah, yeah. But it's not really.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
The idea of go school. It's go our team school.
So we don't have no I went to Geelong High School.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's not like.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, Geelong High go to the cows and we don't
have that mentality in Australia and anything. I don't think
we have school spirit. We have house spirit within school
because it's a team, but as a school we don't
have school spirit.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
All right, Well, let me give you something from the
different perspective. Have me take me to the sixties. Well, no, no, no,
there's more recent. I mean, yeah, the love of Luiz's daughter, Audrey,
is a rower for Geelong College. They have the head
of the river, head of the school girls, all that
kind of business. It gets incredibly tribal, you know, yea,
and all the schools got their own individual chants and

(15:17):
that kind of thing. It gets very very go school
in that regard. I mean I wouldn't necessarily call it
a pep rally, but everyone gets very invested in how
well the school's cruise do. Okay? Yeah, and I've seen
that happen with other sports.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
We did into school sports. It was like football, I'm
playing football into school sports.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
But it wasn't like people going out and saying go
do it goes winter Forest. It was just like that's
the forty team.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Oh yeah. No, I haven't seen any other sort of
pep rallies like that. I mean maybe they exist, do
we No, I don't think it's a really an Australie thing.
I mean, they do have it with NRL, or they
used to, at least maybe they off the main sport. Yeah,
do they still have it with NRL. I mean, given
now that we've got the nrl W and the a
f l W and that kind of thing, maybe it's
little women's Maybe they don't. Well, I don't really regarded

(16:04):
as belittling women, but it's maybe just seen as a
bit parse. I really loved Garrison spraying the Peter get
out of here, Peters.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It wasn't even frustrating. You're just like an annoyance.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Just get out of here, Get out of what are
you doing in here? I don't know if this was
just a little bit of a shout out to the
previous episode, but I liked that Kyle was still saying
bull crap. Stands at it as well. It stands as well. Yeah,
because yeah, in the last episode with gobags, and then
soon as he said I went guy said bull crap
the last episode, they are this is actually a thing.
This is the thing now. Yeah. So I mean it's
a nice little bit of sort of ongoing continuity, a
bit of Yeah in story Cannon Mom might say this

(16:40):
was probably my favorite bit where they actually go to
the comedy expert to determine which one's better. Where the
giant Douge or turd sand which is funnier? They got
a jim Jimmy this whole thing as well. Wait in
ten seconds. Now we're ten seconds. Sorry, I mean I
had to do the boys there just doing the pause,
and now we're going to see which one has real state.

(17:00):
And then he decides that's let's tie another ten seconds. Yeah, yeah,
but then he's he decided it's he likes giant Douce
doesn't because it's so big, it's impractical, it's redundant. Adds
it adds a parody slant of the Sands his ship.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, I've got here. Parker would have loved this. He's
just breaking down.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, exactly, And I love just I just love the
way Jimmy week in teconds as we're discussing from the
time on the podcast. It's a joke's not just a joke.
It is a step by step process knowing when to
say and how to say this word. Yeah, oh absolutely,
there's real mechanics involved sometimes of gags. A four second
pause makes a big difference compared to like a five
second pause, like it's all in how long you wait everything? Yeah, timing, delivery, everything, Jimmy,

(17:41):
Jimmy knows your ship puffs posh accent when he's not. Yeah,
that was pretty good. I'm assuming this is deliberate, but
I found this very funny. Carton's going around, you know,
he's shilling for for to sandwich. Yes, yes, that's it's Yeah,
but he's got butters as is offsider. I like the
butter's Stotch is handing out butter scotch one hundred percent

(18:02):
have the same thing, Yeah, butter scotch, but also just
the waste. But the way he pulls out his pockets
at the say would you like it? And the one
of the Yeah. The one other thing that I liked
was standards are now in the Peter compound. You'll have
to speak to who's the doctor, who's the goat? Who's
the doctor? I've got my notes. I want to say
doctor Cornelius or something something one of those lines. Yeah,

(18:23):
stand looking at the goat, go look and stand walks out.
He said I could stay. He just lies, of course.
Doctor corn Wallace corn Wallace, Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
All right, trivia time. Your first question for.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Me, how many times have eco terrorists attacked the school?
My first question? Forty seven times?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Seven times? Okay, yes, all right? Then what were the
four names or the other two names besides redskin and Indians?
What were the other two names at the start of
the man two options? Think of a movie that had
a sequel come out recently. It's on that line. A
sick that came out twenty twenty five, I think, or
maybe maybe it was last year?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Was last year? Yeah, disaster movie? A movie had a sequel.
They has added an S to the end. Oh damn it,
because I was now thinking of predators, which is not
you're twisters? Was the desire? Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
It was blizzards and hurricanes.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Must be some chilling in the atmosphere. It's Taurus in
the atmosphere, not chill. Yeah, okay, then fine, you brought
it up here. Who are the parents of the duck
hybrid that says kill me? It's Gary and somebody Jenny
Gary and who Gary? And Sally Sally Sally Terresa is
that's the that's the that's the daughter, step daughter. Yes,

(19:44):
she's populating. That was really uncomfortable, these fucking people. Yeah,
it was pretty uncod I say, this is someone who
loves animals and would never harm one, but all the
way we lead them, Yeah, with the right spaces. Well, goodness, yes,
with the right sousers.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I'll find one more question for you, because he pinched
my first one. What was the name of it's the
first guard that puffed that. He mentions that one of
your questions, is it testacious?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yes? Yeah, let him go. He wants the Viga fight.
I'm reminded of just the great gets from Chappelle Show,
where I never really watch Chappelle Show. Have you ever
seen it online? That the Rick James one Rick James?
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Charlie Murphy comes into
to beat up Rick James and the kicks him into

(20:31):
the mirror something Henchman. They come do with them what
you like?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
So I was thinking of Chapelle. It's not really spoken
about anymore, is it? It is special? Everyone's like he's
coming back, and then he just never did anything else again. Yeah,
it just like disappeared Chappelle by.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Point, I think Dave's very much calling his own shots
by choice. Oh yeah, and well, to paraphrase what we
were talking about before we switched the recorder on. And
you've got a lot of money, you can pretty much
do that.

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Speaker 1 (22:30):
All right, so let's get into our review, shall we?
Of Douche and Turd. Divisional edit of the episode was
October twenty seventh, two thousand and four. What were the
top three films at the US box office at this time?
It's the Davis.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Have a look.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Can you tell me? Should have already done this? I
did it for The Ill Singing All Dancing, but not
for this one yet. I'm going to say two thousand
and four, late two thousand and four. It's gonna be
some sort of like stam this on New Comedy, that
kind of vibe.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Oh you think some Fairly Brothers stuff, some lesser fairly stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Well, it's Halloween times. Maybe it's a spooky film. October
twenty seven, it was The Grudge.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
It was a speaky film. Oh, remake of the Japanese
one Sarah Michelle Gill.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yes, Number two was Shark Tale, down from number one,
and number three was shall We Dance?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Tim America World Police was number five down for number three.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
When this episode, okay, then shall we down to another
remake of the Japanese film, Yes, with the Richard gear
and Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right, so how did the episode kick office? To Davis, Well, you're.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Ready for this? Do do Do? Do do?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's really pep rally at school, kids are not interested
at all. No, maybe maybe the thing, maybe it's just
not everyone's into this. But whenever you see it on
movies and stuff, though, it's like everyone's really behind it.
It's school spirit is a big deal. Not all unless
unless you're wanted the dorks, like one of the nerds.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
There's a great scene in a great film called fast
times at Ridge one High where you've got the not
that scene, not that no, no, no, that's pretty great.
But you've got some cheerleaders who are really trying to
generate some school spirits stually the cue in the popular
to boot. Well yes, except no one, No one cares
at all. Everyone And I think someone throws a paper

(24:06):
or a plane out and they're all like, you know,
it takes a lot of guts to get up here
and do this when you know people are gonna laugh
at you. It's like I mentioned, there's a lot of pepperalllis,
like it's like we're gonna do go through this again.
Something about seeing little kids do it though, it's just
like uncomfortable. It's like eight years old. Check it out.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Guys like your child anyway, So they say they need
wire skill spirits. They bring out Mouie and this is
the thing, So butters is all about I love you Mowie.
She waved to me when we go to the football
and half Cat, which is the Geelong Cat's mascot. When yes,
they walk around and then now I think it's Claudia
might be the female one is a female cat as well.
It's like the greatest thing in the world. The kids
absolutly love it. They want to go to Disneyland and

(24:39):
meet all the characters. We went to the Zoo on
Saturday before we went to the football and they have
a Blue Live show and it was clearly just these
giant mascot out. It's a bluey and bingo. But my guy,
the kids ate that. Shut up play goodness. And it's like,
come see the Blue Live Show, right, And do you
know what the game keepy up?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
He is? I'm yes, it's keeping a blue get blue
off the floor? Right, Yes, they just forget these beach
wards who was to play keep you uppy? And and
all these kids and that just send out four beach
balls and for five minutes, I just played keep you
up in music and the kids fucking loved it. And
I'm like, I'm about the parents love it. I'm like,
this is not even like a this isn't really a
live show. Like it's just throwing beech balls out and

(25:15):
the kids that go wild for it. We've got to
have done this at home.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
But the thing was like the parents they're getting into
it is by like, fuck you kids, this is my bachball?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
What is it about?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
A beach ball in a crowd, You're like, I have
to be the one that pushes it. It's it's you
just get swept with it, swept up with it, you
really do.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
What is it about?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Like at the cricket bring out a beach ball, the
whole mood changes in the arena.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Well, we're boring as bad ship, nothing's happening. Beachball comes
to everyone's like beachball. We're tribal people, we are. Yeah,
we can talk all about disconnection and connection in the
modern age, but we are essentially triable people. We're social animals,
you know, and if you give us an opportunity to
do something together, the wave, yeah, the wave or.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Just I've got it. I've got it.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
I've got it. Of course you and I want to
be part of that. Yeah, you're not going to be
Maybe we are going to be talking about twenty years
when I was like when we went to the boxing
the test, and you know, and they threw the beach
ball around. Yeah, I hit it once.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
But then Peter come in and they spoil the party.
They're removed, removing the mascot's head. That is the biggest
bag a lot. Absolutely never ruined the magic. No, don't
break the spell because Nicola they had an interpreter at
this Bluey show, right, and Nicola knew the interpreter, so
she messaged her and she said, come see me after
the show. So she sort of going around to the
side and at the side door and Alliott and holy.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Can we meet Blue? Is you just you don't want
to be blue Bluey's not there anymore. You're going He's
going to be a head on the ground and a
guy in a blue crush the sicking you know, oh yeah,
like the scene from your the Gabboy episode where they yeah,
kicked the kick. She's like, no, you don't want to
go in the blue. He's gone home and he's gonna
have cupcakes. Yeah, she's gonna have cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
But yeah, removing the head I was like, throwing the
blood whatever, taking the mascot's head off, you dirt bag.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
But then they're all saying that the cow is a
commodity to be thrown away by a society gone wrong,
and you're all just abusing cows and abusing animals, and
they throw the blood on Babay as I said, and
they show footage at the slaughter house. I looked away
for a second. I was like, I'm going to see
footage here that's gonna haunt me. I'm not gonna look.
But that's what happens.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Though.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I am all for protesting against for animal rights and whatnot,
But when you're showing that kind of confronting stuff in
public when there's kids around, Adults, okay, but when there's
kids around, funk off with that.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
You know. This is why kids out of it. This
is why some people aren't keen on Peter's like, your
tactics are to aggressive. You may have, Peter, it's just
protesting in general. Sometimes you're showing confronting things and doing
confronting things and ongoing. Not for the kids. Well, you may,
they may have the philosophy. It's like, well, you know,
the world's an ugly place. This is an ugly situation.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You choose to see the world that way, you know
what I mean. Like, it's the same people that say,
you know, I tell things about Santa and whatnot from
a young age. I don't want to tell them lies.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
And I'm like, fucking let them be a kid. I'm
just playing devil. Yeah, you know, just kids don't need
to know what's in a sausage. Just let meet the sage,
to meet the sauciage, the tirzo. Indeed, you're a treata man, right,
Oh God, tchiza or a s Krensky.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Which one you get the choice? If I had the choice, scharzo.
But what's the difference. Well, most spotses in treso.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Right, yes, more, gentlemen, All right, children, I have just
been informed that, since our school has been attacked by
eco terrorists for the forty seventh time, we are going
to change our school mascot.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
Ah but mister Garrison, if we change our mascot, that
means the eco terrorists win.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
That's right, Stanley, the eco terrorist win. Now, I have
here a mascot selection sheet. Every student is supposed to
check the box next to the mascot they like the most,
and the most popular selection will be the school's new mascot.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
But we like being the cows.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
You're responsible for the enslavement and genocide of millions.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Get out of here, peyta, we're changing the mascot.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Already speak with us.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Who cannot speak for themselves, can't get out.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Of here, Get out gus. Where do they keep coming from?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, and the options are hurricanes, blizzards of Redskins and Indians.
And I clicked pause at this point and I was like,
I love what they've done here because and then it's like, oh, no,
that was the joke the people, Yeah, don't care about
people exactly. Then Cartman says that he hates vegans. We're
gonna get either a stupid eagle or a F word bobcat. Yeah,
there's just throwing that word. Have been really killion, now,

(29:26):
aren't they?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Oh yeah, was that a sign of the times or
is that just South Park just being offensive for the
sake of being offensive? Well again, remember whose voice exactly
they're putting it? Yeah, yeah, So I think they're probably
trying to have it both ways. I think it's a
little bit of double dealing on the part of Parker,
and so it's like, you actually kind of like this,
you know, so we'll give you what you want, but

(29:47):
we'll give ourselves an escape hatch by putting it in
the mouth of Cartman. Yeah, there comes to the point
that we just kind of goy as it needed. We
know Cartman's a bad guy.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
But Kyle then suggests that they should tell the kids
to all right, giant douche instead of actually and one
of the things. And Cartman then steals his idea and says,
instead of giant diish, we'll use turd sandwich. And they
have an argument over who's is funnier. That's only about
a thousand times better exactly, they argue. They ask Kenny.
Kenny agrees with Kyle. He's like, no, it's only because
I was he killed your cat.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Last broke his cat apparently written that that with a
question mark, going what the hell? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Then Stan just doesn't care at all. So Cartman then
goes and asks Butters, because he's outvoted two to one
at the moment, and he says, you don't even like Butters,
why our friend he's allowed to have an opinion. But
then he votes for Cartman, so then need another vote,
and they go to Jimmy.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Jimmy, we're gonna have everyone ride in a maskot that's
really funny, and you have to tell us which one
would be funnier. That's fantastic idea. The key to successful
humor is is staying tell me the frize mask.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Good idea, A giant douche.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Okay, it taste pretty funny now, what's the second A
third sandwich? Okay, okay, now it's week ten seconds Okay,
no tell me the frize one again, giant douche and
the second turd sandwich. Geez, they're both screamingly thirty fit
is better give it another ten seconds? All right? Now

(31:07):
we'll see which one really has staying PERVOD Number one
A giant gooch. Okay, that's it.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Number two, third sandwich. Gee. I hadn't know what to
tell you, fellers.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
They're both instant classics, but I guess I'll have to
go with giant douche simply because the fact that it's
a giant rinderes it useless adding a parody slant to
the satto.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
And as we're saying earlier, the ten second pauses, do
you think there was a lot of pauses in this,
like padding out time. I've just silences because later in
the episode, when Stan goes to see the goat, oh,
he just stands on the stairs for like fifteen seconds,
and I'm like, this is a lot of TV time.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, well, you know, sometimes silence is just as valuable
for telling.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I thought more than usual. There's
just the silences here in South Park. So it's time
to announce the top two nominations. Which one's got the
most votes. So obviously Giant Douche got lots and to
how Much.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Got a couple.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
They're the only two different nominations, so that's what they're
going to be voting for.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Let's go Douches.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And then it's the Turst Savage comes out to who
Let the Dogs Out, which is already winning in my opinion,
the right song. It's a flamboyant, you know, popular song
at the time.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Everybody, Oh yeah, Elliott had his. They had a book
week at school last week and everyone was doing a
parade in their uniforms and they put who Let the
Dogs Out on and as he said, all the kids
who It's something about it, man, kids. People just love
that song. Everybody wants to join in. Yeah, like I said,

(32:28):
whether it's the voting process or doing the wave or
just singing along with something.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Y M c A write the song. I think everyone
deep down wants to do the dance, but there's always
an element of do I look dicky if I do it?
But then once you see everyone.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Else doing, I was like, yeah, I can do it too.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It kind of upsets me a little bit that that's
now being used for like Trump rallies.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I'm like, ah, I think I'm always going to view
it as a Village People song. The film cuts of
Village People are some of my favorite video clips of all.
Of course, they are just not just because they're hot,
sweaty men and they're unders. It's just I'm watching my mainly.
I mentioned Marcho Men recently, and it's just it's just
dudes getting sweet lifted on weights and I'm like, this
is classic. It's just dudes with pig mustaches and construction

(33:09):
outfits doing weights and ship. Oh yeah, you watched these videos.
I mean, I've said many times how I actually went
to see Can't Stop Music with my friend JP at
the cinema. When we're a couple of nine year old boys.
You can which is like catchy tunes, Hey, guys dressed
like a biker fantasty. Look at all these colorful characters.
You look at it with a little bit more experience,

(33:31):
a little bit more you know worldliness, and you realize
this is one layer of latex away from gay pir
and hey, no problem with that. You know, everybody, everybody.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Deserves some porn, but at the time you didn't see
that aspect of it.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Certainly. It's like looking at a George Michael videos like
and do we not? How did I not get this?
What people didn't realize? I don't think so well? Well,
and middle I was a teenager when when you're looking
at like the whambit didn't want to know. I don't
think you had someone on. I think you had Molly
on Countdown Molly Meldrem music. I think that was kind

(34:10):
of an open secret. I think if you knew, you knew,
and a lot of people don't. Really, I don't think
people viewed him as a sexual being. That's the thing.
He didn't look like that Molly so hot. But I
don't think he was saying on countdowns, like what do
you think of that fellash? Pretty good? Right, pretty hart.
We were just like, wow, that George Michael. He's dreaming

(34:30):
and he seems to be having fun with his buddy Andrew.
Fantastic hot stuff coming through, hot stuff coming through. Yeah.
But yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
So they've announced that the two nominations A Giant douche
and turd Sandwich, and then what was the slogan some
of the lines of we are sandwich.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
We are sandwich is built with poop.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
But the rhymes of like I can vote, you can too.
We have sadwiches filled with pool.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Whatever. Look between the appearance of turd sandwich because it
looks like a sandwich. Looks they really tasty sandwich. It's
got the olive on the olive man, so that olive.
I know, if I'll take the olive. Looks like a
nice sandwich. But it's a nice sandwich with a turn. Yeah,
I'm gonna have to disagree with Jimmy or I think
turd sandwich is funny.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
An Australian thing I think is ship on toast? Does
anyone else say ship on toast? I wonder because you
know my dad that what's the breakfast? Sho on toast?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Did you? Did Bobby ever say that? Never did ship
on toast? Okay, what's the dinner on toast? Like? Cool?
Who's ship? Yeah? Dog, ship my ship? Yeah? What does
he mean when he says is he just talking about
we're just putting some He's like, don't ask. It's like
ship on toast? You you get what you given, can't

(35:34):
get what you get and you'll like it. Yeah, Ship
on toast? How do you like that?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I'm like, okay, sausages again with that, So Standing says
that to Kyle, you may be taking this a bit
too far. And then Kyle points to Cartman who is
going past with his little What these vehicles are the
billboard vehicles you see driving around town.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
There's an actual term for them that I have now forgotten.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
But you see him driving around during elections usually and
what Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
But now you see them, but particularly if you're in Melbourne,
they have them for shall we say, adult entertainment centers. Yeah,
that's true. The Lovely Louis for our anniversary went up
to Yeah for the Rippers went we were in Melbourne
and we were walking back from the restaurant to our
Airbnb and we were sort of like being followed by
the by the youth that had that thing on our back.
For no, it was like it's a sign, honey. It

(36:19):
was like sex galaxy or something like that. But you know,
every time we know, we'd pull up to a pull
up for the light as we were ready to cross
or whatever, we just we saw the guy behind the Yeah,
you guys have a good nd too. Funny sex Galaxy.
I can't remember that, but it had that kind of
thing or almost like Gotham City or something. Okay, I

(36:43):
think that one actually might be called Gotham City. I
remember we were all having this really nice dinner and
Loure me and the kids at some restaurant in Carlton,
and it just came blaring past and it was had
like Batman Forever font and colors had like the green
green Yes, yeah, I love that design. Yeah, but it

(37:03):
was a sexy tap I can buy that. We're all
enjoying nice dinner, go get this afterwards, get some dessert anyway.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
But Stan says he's not going to vote because he
doesn't care. He doesn't want to vote at all, just
despite the fact that he saw the rock of the
vote and the puff that he's voted. Die campaigns, you're
not interested, and he thinks voting is stupid. So Carlin
tells Kenny, we're gonna have to get We have to
show him the importance of voting, because he's going to
vote for me if he does, yeah, because we need
his vote. Now we're at dinner at the Marsha's house,
and this is where Stand points out to his family

(37:34):
that voting is pointless.

Speaker 8 (37:38):
How was school did he, Stanley, was ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
We have to have a new school mascot and we're
supposed to vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
What did you say? Did you just say that voting
is ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
I think voting is great, But if I have to
choose between a ducee and a turd, I just don't
see the point.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
You don't see the point. Oh, you young people just
make me sick.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Stan Ley, you know how many people died so you
could have the right to vote.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Mama, I just don't think there's much of a difference
between a douche and a turd. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
You don't care.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
You really want a turd sandwich? Is your school mascot
on your football helmets a turd?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Well?

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Hold on, Randy, I think a turd sandwich is a
little better than them having a giant douche on their uniforms.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
You're crazy. A douche is at least clean. It's sexist,
is what it is. You don't understand the issue sharing.
You're calling me ignorant if you think the school mascot
should be a turd sandwich. You're not exactly Einstein.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
I am sick of your belittling my opinion, you son
of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Hat it.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
This has become a running thing. I'm gonna go as
far as as a crutch for South I remember, but
it feels like this is how.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
They get the message across its Stan is disenchanted by something,
goes home, complains about it, and his parents bate him,
and eventually eventually they come around to a similar kind
of feeling, or they get sort of sucked in.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, yeah, because I swear it was the last episode,
was it not. The Jefferson's had that in that as well,
and he says, the racist tirade. Yeah, but they've had
it in Jefferson's. But yeah, a recurring thing. Stands, dinner tables,
the stands, the Marsh's place is now the.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Yeah, the political hot tinder box.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
And then there's a knock at the door and who
was at the door?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Puff Daddy.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It is Puffed Daddy, and he is there too because
because Kyle, you find can't tell me you won't going
to vade into the importance of voting.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
And we get the video clip music video for Vote
or Die, which I thought was absolutely spot on for
a late nineties early two thousands video clip with the
fish eyel absolutely the one that really sticks out. Yeah yeah,
but just yeah running down the street and it's just
just felt like a music video. Yeah, what do you
think the song not uncatchy? Yeah, it's just checky tities

(39:46):
around while you vote. That's right. Get that fat ass
in the pollen bitch. Yeah, like that very puff daddy,
very hip hop of the era, or a certain type
of hip hop from the era.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
But there, Cartman and Butters are now at Clyde's house
and Clyde hasn't decided yet and who was going to
vote for. So Cartlin says it's important that you think
about it and you make the right decision and then
you offers him eat.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
But it's.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
My kids just started saying candy. Now I'm not sure
about it. I know, it's just because they watch American
shows and whatnot, Okay, saying to them, know they're lollies,
and Nicola says to them, know they're sweets.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
So it's like like, you're going, are they lollies? Are
they sweets or are they candy. I'm like, well, you're
an Australian, even though you're half English. You live in Australia.
They're lollies, right, they're certainly not candy. Not candy.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
No, just hearing kids say, come out some candy.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
I'm like, don't. Nikola esn't watching TV and she's watching.
She goes, he's getting these ass kicked and I said,
I looked at her and she goes, yeah, I just
said ass and I went yeah, she goes, I don't
know why.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I feel really bad about that. It's like, we're just
so watch so much American television. But she's like, that's
the first one I've ever heard. Nicola the British it's
getting his ass kicked.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
And I was like, damn, you just said ass sounds weird.
I wrote a Facebook post a little earlier, and I
think I actually used the term tired ass in there.
Just reads better.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Visually, it looks better. Ass looks like a slobbish way
of running ass.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
And also there's a difference between an asshole and an
asshole I think in what way and arsholes feels worse
and an.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Asshole is a real negative person. Yes, asshole means like
a smart ass. To me, you're an asshole. You're an
assholes Like, oh, you're a horrible person. I think, yeah, yeah, asshole, asshole.
I mean that's someone you can asshole. This person sucks,
but I can kind of tell it seems like a
jerk who's like, you know, rooted in traffic or something.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
But an asshole. You can make an asshole move. But
I think asshole is kind of like it's character.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
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Speaker 3 (42:03):
When you left for school this morning, you said you
were going to vote. The whole thing is a joke.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
You see, he's out of control. It's nearly torn our
whole family apart. Well, my hands are tied. We can
no longer have Stan's behavior jeopardizing the other children. He
must be removed.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Are you happy now, Stan?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
You just got yourself suspended?

Speaker 8 (42:22):
No, I'm afraid it's worse than that. By county law,
I'm bound to enforce the harshest.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Punishment possible expulsion, no banishment, the banishment.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
You can appeal to the city council, but I don't
think it'll do any good. Your son must leave South Park,
never to return.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Oh, Randy, our son vanished?

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Where did we go wrong?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
You're right?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Oh child? Banish where.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I love it when he gets melodramatic standing against banished
by the mayor for all eternity, until or until you
decide that voting is important.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
There's the thing I mean. Banish, of course goes back
to the older times, the ancient times. But imagine being
banished at a time and a place where the time
and place is all you know. You only know your billities,
you only know the people in that are. It's like, nope, sorry, dude,
you're fucked up. We're putting you backwards on a horse
and covering upset, and we're sending you out into the wilders.
You would probably die, Oh you would die of you know,

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exposure or starvation or what. You might just die misery
because what if you can't find anything there? The horse
isn't going to I going to go to the next village.
The horse is just going to walk. We're not all
like Highlander. Yeah, you don't get to go and you know,
build a lovely castle and meet the sweet peasant girl.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I did see that some backpacker I believe survive like
seventeen days in the Australian woodness recently.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
I couldn't do that. Oh god, no, no, I'd be dead.
But good for her.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
But yeah, you're right, just the idea of I'm never
going to see anybody that I know again, being thirty,
having to start from scratch, too old to make friends.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Now I'm not making friends. Now I get him, get
the ones I got exactly.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
So yeah, stands getting sent out your thoughts and ripping
his clothes and spitting on him.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
The first one I laughed my ass off. The second
time I was like, ah, so it's just a thing.
I just thought it was very character for Garrison ripping
the clothes. But the spit, I thought. But then even
Kyle says, here, look, it's not too late.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Just just it's gone far enough, and it sounds like
I'm not going to do it. Is he about to?
He's just just yeah, if you don't want me to vote.
You want me to vote for your guy?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, But then then he says no, so he spits
them as well, puffing, and tells Tistaceous I believe his
name is, say yes or whatever to let him go
because he won't survive even a fortnight. Then Randy puts
the bucket over stands head and sends him off on
the horse. And one of the hardest things Apparent will
ever have to do. And then the horse is traveling
really far, gets really tired, and we see people arriving
and they're saying.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Oh, my god, your poor thing. And I'm going that
looks like the feed of people is going when sit
with the for a second, Oh, they're more concerned about
the horse. And now arounds there.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yes, there's the joke, there's the punchline, but it's it's
a shame they're making. He's making the horsey slave. They
throw the blood on him. It's just I love it.
He's got an endless supply of adam pig blood.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
The pig blood, I would say, so, or is it
red paint or is it human blood? Probably more human
blood there.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, they wouldn't bare take blood from animals.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Would probably bleed themselves they would indeed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Then Peter opens up the gate into their compound. They
take them in, and he'll have to ask doctor corn
Wallace if he's allowed to stay as well, because their
animals aren't just pets, they follow human beings just outside.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
That's yeah, god, that was gross. But yeah, they're just
living in harmony with the animals.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, yeah, even to marry. And then then this is
where she gets dark.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I love that the outside world looks down on a
man marrying a lama and then justus. Yeah, then the
tongue kiss, and then the tonguekiss, and then Gary and
Sally have their child. It just wants to kill me.
It's uncomfortable. Oh yeah under doctor Morrow hybrid. Yeah, not
good at all. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Then he has to live with them or be murder
because now he knows where the compound is. So that's
where he goes into see the doctor and doctor de stairs.
And because it's just a goat and they're just blithering
it is. They clearly don't like Peter, do they, no,
parking Stone, Yeah, as it was a full fledged takedown.
Is yeah, as we said in the part, I mean
I don't think that they probably do have something against Peter.
But what Parker and Stone really don't like is self

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righteousness and hipocris because it was who was the director,
Rob Runner. Yeah, they really took him down as well,
because you're trying it is the anti smoking. Wasn't it
the unhealthy eating? Maybe it was the anti smoke.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
He was like feeling his body full of fatty foods
around exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, but Standers lies and he's like, okay, so he
said I can stay cool, you can stay That's great.
Give him a te shirt and a bumper sticker. Do
people still put bumper stickers on their car? I occasionally
see like a Geelong Tatsman of twenty twenty five and
I we're still doing that?

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Huh yeah? Oh are we still doing it on the
back windshield or something like that?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I don't think if if I'm paying forty grand for
a car, I just don't think I'm putting stickers on it.
Like when I was a kid, I used to love
putting bumper sticks on my parents. Can't look back now
and I'm like, what a shithead my parents had to
spend all these money for Carlod's wagging fucking stickers all
over it?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Were you're putting it on the body of the car
or on the back windshields. Sometimes that bumper.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
It was either on the bottom of the back windshirt
or the bumper, but usually the bottom of the back
wind shirt. And we used to it was proud of
the fact that it was like John Cat's member every year,
all on the bottom. Look back then, and I'm like,
what a shitty thing to do to my parents' car
log My dad loves foot.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
He was like waking stickers on the car. Stop.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
The value with my car is always going to be
going down in value.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
It's a it's appreciating asset. Everybody knows this, Yeah exactly,
So did you drive it off? Yeah, they've lost the lot. Lot.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
But we come back from commercial here and it's now
time for the debate two thousand and four with Jim
lera who is somebody?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Oh he's a political commentator, reporter. He is actually one
of those people who is is one of those hard working,
mully talented guys we all admire slash hate okay, yeah, reporter,
novelist screenplay, does it all? Does it all? And he
moderated a dozen presidential debates between nineteen eighty eight and
twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
This is Debate two thousand and four with your host,
Jim Lower. Welcome to the cable access televised debate between
a giant douche and a turd sandwich. We'll start with
giant douche.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Sir.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Some students and parents are reluctant to have a giant
douche represent them. What do you say to those people?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Jim?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
First of all, I would like to thank you for
monitoring this debate, and I would like to thank all
of the students and their parents for coming.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Uh suck up, stuck up.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Wait, that's an obvious stuck up move.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
But I would hope that those students and their parents
who question my qualities would simply look at my opponent.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
He is a tird sandwich. You're a third sandwich. No, sir,
if you'll pardon me, you are, in fact the third
sand You're a third sandwich. Sir, you are a third sandwich.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
You're a third sandwich, third sandwich. I will ask you
not to speak out a turn.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I'm sorry, Jim. Anyway, as I was saying, uh, wait,
I forgot what I was saying. Oh what a douche.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
All right, turd sandwich, This next question is for you
how should South Park Elementary enforce its laws of conduct
for young athletes during sporting events.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
You know, my opponent wouldn't even know the answer to
that question. If you ask him the same question, he
would not answer it. He would stand around to just
babble on and on about nothing until finally he received
by the buzzer, your time is up to it.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Then sant is introduced to the guy's stepdaughter, and it's Teresa,
who is just a baby lama, and he says that
she's taken a liking to him, and she's opulating as well,
but he says, no, I don't want to do that.
I love animals the way you love animals. And they're
all growing concerned that.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
You know, when we're worried about this, So they said,
he says.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Maybe you should return home. I'm going didn't we just
establish though? And he needs to be murdered if you
can't really go home. The actually he knows where the
compound is, but let's let's not worry about that.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Sometimes therefore, but doesn't always, Yeah, yeah, sometimes you just
got to cut a few corners.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, So it explains that voting is always between some douches,
some tur don't you know it's always at least Peter's
the guy who explains the overall story, I guess saying, look, look,
you just have to accept the fact that when it
comes to voting, you should vote. But it's gonna between
two people you probably don't like, but lesser of two
evils that you're gonna have to be voting for. And
it says the only people who are who suck up

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enough are the only ones who can get through politics.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
The it wet their way up. So you're just gonna
have to accept that.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Then puff Daddy arrives with his gun, and since he's
wearing animal skin, they throw some blood on him, which
does not go well for Peter at all.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Absolutely, not all for all their animal buddies. Oh they
shoot them all dead. Not all the animals get shot though, No, no,
And you get to see that the lord of the
jungle actually prevails or the law of nature prevails, and
the we're all really just food, just meat.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
They just start eating up the humans remains, ye, getting
some food. I think it's even like protect the animals.
Protect these animals get shot dead.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Pieces on him.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Oh yeah, he wants to die in Genesis arms and
he getshot dead when Gena starts eating him.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Then Mackie is cutting the votes and.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Giant Douche is going to win a close one, it
looks until Stan arrives to potentially save the day. He's
learned about having to vote between Douche and a.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Turd, usually the choice I'll have. We get a song about.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Voting here and whatnot, and also happy he puts his
vote in. Turns out, Giant Douche winds by a landslide,
still thirty six or something along those lines.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
My vote didn't really matter. But then Randy comes in
with the whole No, your vote does matter. Is very important.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Even a singular vote can help change an elections important
that you get your your vote across as well, just
for you as well, so you know that you've had
your voice heard.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Well, yes, it's very symbolic in ters of like, yeah,
you're a citizen of this great country with this great
democratic process. You know, from the lowly street sweeper to
the you know, the loftiest billionaire, we all matter. Your
vote is equal. And look that's when you break it
down like that, that's actually really kind of powerful. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, unfortunately, the whole bunch of other shit that
goes into the political process that is kind of depressing

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and kind of saddening, but the idea is good.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, exactly. But this is where Garrison walks in and says,
all the Peter members are dead. They've all been killed.
Now we can go back to being the count.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
So happy ending.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Now your vote didn't matter, and that is the end.
So this one's just a very of its time, episode
two thousand and four. But you know, watching it in
twenty twenty five, people still think the same way about
politics to an extent. I think it's in more recent times.
Maybe it just seems it's more one's worse than the other.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Oh that's the other thing I mean. And again, like
you said, we don't want to it too political when
we talk about these things. But something that strikes me
recently is a lot of votes seem kind of defensive,
like if, oh, I'm mainly voting for this person because
they're not that person, as opposed to I really stand

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behind what this person is talking about. I think they've
got good policies, I think they've got a good platform.
I think they could lead the country in a good direction.
It's more like I'll vote for anyone as long as
it's not the other person, yeah, which is kind of
that's a really depressing state of affairs. You've got to
give them hope. Yeah, I mean that's the primary lesson
that all policies and need to understand, you know, give
us something to look forward to as opposed to your

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platform can't be at least I'm not that guy. I
don't think this one is more about the actual candidates
at the time. It's more about just the voting process
or about the process. And it ends up with another
like Goobac's, it ends up with another catchy song about
pointless endeavors. There's one's a little more politically explicit, but yeah,
you can sort of see where their heads are at
exactly stage of the game. But that is douche and Turd.

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One of the most political episode we've had of South
part to data explicitly political.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, yes, indeed, I enjoyed it. Still, next week's episode
is something Walmart this way comes.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I'm looking forward to that. I vaguely remember what this
is about, so and yeah, again sort of probably still
important in these times as well.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, so look out for that in your fees next week.
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