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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He that looks like Saddam Hussein. Saddam Hussein, no last daddy,
I'm not him. That explains everything.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The new Prime Minister was the dam Hussein, once again
trying to take over I beloved Canada like you did
the firm.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
He was fooling us. Get him, don't you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I went to Minne year.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
This means all the Prime Minister's new laws are noll
and void. We can have our horses back and we
can drink our wine and I ain't can tie him.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Made to be boys again, kick eh.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Welcome to Going Down as outpart the podcast where we
always have our sales of time, and this week we
are going to be reviewing the finale of season seven
of South Park. It is it's Christmas in Canada. I'm
Dando and I am guy.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yes, it is not quite Christmas in July. It's usually
Christmas in July that people have that thing. Isn't it
Christmas in July? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Not quite so better month away. Elliott was his birthday
in July, so it's birthday in July. Oh whats on,
Elliott Firth of you playing a.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Home you should be a where by now who elliott
Is if you're listening to the show, yeah, the third
chair of the four Thing of discoun Network.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
It's funny if you listen to our other podcast, four Thing,
a discount the Simpson's one started with me having no kids,
and then it started with me having one kid, and
then two kids.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
And now you have three cats and no money, and
I kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Wish I had two kids again.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
For those of you are yes listening at home? Where
else would you be listening? Maybe in the car, who knows,
but yes. A fair portion of this morning's pregaming was
spent with Dando bemoaning the fact that he has three cats.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, just shitting in the house, racking shit, not letting
anyone pick them up. Basically just come home and feed
me and fuck off is their mentality, and it's just
leaving the kids are going. These cats sound very nice.
I'm like, you're right, dude, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Louis said much the same thing about me. But hey,
enough about cats, more about Canada.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
The usually love Christmas, right, I'm a big Christmas guy.
I just saw this episode was very bland. Not maybe
I'm just in a shitty mood because I got home
and realized that the cat said Holly left her bowl
of breakfast out in the kitchen table right with some
Cocoa pops and some milk. I got home and there
was just cocoa pops everywhere that obviously tried to drink
the milk and to tip the bottle off the table,
and I haven't bothered trying to clean it. Exuse, I went,
(02:17):
I haven't got time for this shit. I've got to
do this podcast first. And then she's trailed it through
the hall, which everyone was. The one of the kittens,
a girl one, because she had coca pops all over
her as well, so I tried to wash her down.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
She's fuck you wit me.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm like, you fucking have Coco pops all over you. You've
blither a idiot.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
But still, despite all that, we are here to talk
about South Park.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, maybe this wasn't in a good friend of mine.
I don't know, but I was. This episode wasn't the greatest.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
You're right, I mean something you said when I when
I came into recorders, Like, it's a shame that Parker
and Stone sort of decided to close out season seven
with what is a fairly there episode. Yes, it's not where.
It's more there.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's it's a Wizard of Oz parody.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
It very much is. And look, if you're into the
Canadian aspect of South Park, they like to poke fun
at there north of the border neighbors. You may well
get a bit of a kick out of this because
it's very about to Canadian accidents of the time, which
I've found kind of amusing. But yeah, not a lot
of meat on this particular bone.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Do you kind of think that the whole Canadian hey,
we're talking like this, buddy aspect is kind of just
worn thin with me. Now, there needs to be more
to it than that. I guest that's the that's the
constant chabby Ville Springfield. This is Canada America. I know
they didn't really focus on that, being that the joke here,
the joke was that the Canada is so different to America.
But I don't notice that the whole hey buddy, this
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doesn't work for me anymore.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I think they're doling it out are just the right amount. Now,
I mean, when's the last time we had a Canadian
themed episode before this one? Do you think?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I thought, Well, it was last season. I feel they
have one every season, right.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I don't think they've had a whole lot. I mean
they happened.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Tence and Philip based when they do it usually.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yes, and I think there's been a whole lot of
Terence and philippin.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
It was well last season surely, certainly last season. But
in season sex usually it's like the season Canada. Maybe
if you're American or Canadian you might appreciate them more.
Obviously we're Australian Canadians. Yes, yeah, I know, but I
know I'm just watching this going. I just whenever I
see it's kind of like when I was a kid,
I'd see it in an episode of The Simpsons. It's a
least episode, I go, it is gonna be shit. Whenever
(04:18):
I see it's going to be a cannon episode, I
go and another one of the same.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah. True. Now, look, we could speculate speculate about this.
This is episode fifteen of season seven. Is the final
episode of season seven. How it is when you reach
the end of the year, or end of the week,
or even end of the day, sometimes like okay, I'm
not giving one hundred percent for me, that's most of
the year, most of the week, or most of the day.
(04:43):
But you get the feeling at South back Age Q
it might have been like, guys, we've been churning out
the quality content. Oh yeh, let's just slid nicely into
the end of this season and get a little jumpstart
on our break. So I'm not going to accuse them
not giving one hundred percent, even though that's what I
just did. But yeah, it did feel like this was
(05:04):
kind of a coast.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Even with the music numbers, right. I just thought I
think like Tray may have set such a high standard
for themselves, the same as season seven. Season seven, I
felt it's been an absolute banger of a season. When
you get to an episode like this and it's the finale,
you think, well, you kind of give them the yet
you're like, all right, it's been a great season. You're
just sort of taken it a bit easy. But I
don't know, this one just didn't send the land with me.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It's like, here's an Australian football reference for all our
international listeners. Well, yeah, but the supplies had just made
any sport, you know, the phrase running out the clock.
We watched the Cats play the other night against the Bulldo.
I was like, oh, okay, we've got We're two goals
up a few minutes left. Let's just kick it to
one another.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Everyone's like, boom, when do we get to the fair?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
It's but you know, at the same time, if you're
a Cat's fan who's been around for it, but it's like, no, no, no,
just kick it to one another. Having said that, when
you're putting together an animated comedy, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
They did have an emotional story here with being adopted
back to his given back to his birth parents. I
just don't think enough of the story was focused on that.
I feel that could have been a whole episode. They
tried to make this a Did they try to make
this a very special Christmas episode? No, because they kept
having stand saying what are we going to get a
(06:22):
Christmas adventure? And was I thought the joke was being
at this was their Christmas adventure. No, No, that's a
very good way of putting it. That is the Christmas adventure. Man,
they were having one.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
You're right, and that there are aspects in there that
kind of feel like, oh, this could be much more
of a story. I'm not afraid to admit or shamed
to admit. That's like being taken away from the Brovlovskys.
I was like, Holy moly, it's actually kind of said,
I'm tearing up a little bit. Thought, Holy, yeah, you
absolutely would, because you're you're not just a wife guy,
(06:53):
You're you're a kid guy. Yeah. Wait a minute, let's
rephrase that.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
It used to be well in the past life.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
But yeah, I mean, once they get into Canada and
once they sort of give the whole Wizard of Oz
thing rolling and things like things like that, it feels
a little by the numbers.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Because they just, I know, when you do in a
parody of something you're supposed to just get, they get
what's existing, put a clock, and they put the south
Buck spin on it. I just thought, I mean, I
didn't mind some of it, like they did definitely put
a south Buck spin it with the tin man and
the scarecrow and whatno where it was Steve the Sodomist and.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Sodom please come on, of course, by our true But
it also felt like a bit of a wheel spinning
in terms of like, oh, we're bringing back a few
things that you reckonize, certainly the whole Snadian aspect. But well,
I've got no problem with bringing back I love that guy.
(07:52):
He's a death.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But the thing is, you look at Scott and you're
like kind of agree with Scott's better to be the bad,
But am I the villain as well?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Welcome to you know, being a little bit older made
where everyone's going to that person actually might be a dick,
but dick might have a point. Oh no, not a
dick with a point. Ow and sorry spoilers for the
big reveal at the end. But even bringing back todam
who saying, it's kind of like a phrase I use
a lot when I'm talking about various programs, is like,
this feels like it was a semble out of spare parts.
This feels like it was a symbole out of spare
(08:21):
power in a lot of way.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I couldn't quite work out what was the point of
this one?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
That's the thing. What is the point? Yeah, Scott's got
a point, because this episode does not have a point.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I didn't even learn a message or anything. It was
just a bunch of shit happening. Really, Yeah, it was
just a bunch of shit happening.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, I will I want to get to favor yones
just yet, because it was there was some funny aspects
that I did enjoy, but overall I did enjoy the
emotional part. I did like the fact that I wanted
to be with the proselosities I would it would have
annoyed me. I think if he was going, no, I
actually having a great life here, I think it was
important to show no, no, this is his home and
co Kyle, and that made all the effort to go there.
(09:00):
Do you buy into the fact that the kids would
do all this just to get Christmas back?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah? Oh you're talking about Stanton cap Oh, yeah, because
well Christmas is a big deal to them. It's clearly
a big deal to Parker and Stone. All they recognize
is like it's always good to have a Christmas episode
if only do people to someone like Dando who loves Chris.
You were saying before that they seem to have gone
back to the old sort of tactic. Scott and is
saying they also did the whole Kenny death that's correct.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, yeah, so bring about the classics?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Could well be Yeah, I mean they may well have
you know, they may well have got feedback of like
there are certain things about South Fact that we used
to really enjoy or you know, just a nod that
we haven't forgotten about you guys, or we haven't forgotten
where we came from. Still, it feels a little odd
that they would bring back, you know, Kenny dying, given
that you went through all that rigmarole of like, no,
(09:53):
he's actually dead, but now he's back, and yeah, we're
not killing him every episode, but now we're going to
kill him this episode. And when we come back for
season eight, what's gonna happen? I mean, that's probably an
interesting thing about it. Is it like you're gonna be yes,
die out South Back fans during the break between the
end of season seven and the beginning of season eight.
They're gonna go Are they gonna bring Kenny back? I
(10:14):
don't think it's gonna be like yeah, because he wasn't
the first and foremost thought in everyone's mind, But it's
still like that. It's a little bit of curiosity.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So how are the first Christmas episodes to not feature
mister Hanky as well? I think that may be affected
the episode to me because I think mister Hanky is
just a staple and we've been complaining, oh, you're going
back to the old ways. But I think Christmas episode
in South Bolk. You want your mister hanky.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Fela, right, well, I think a Christmas episode or an
episode that is a regular kind of occurrence. You don't
necessarily want them to be doing the same thing every time,
but you do want to be like, hey, it's our
good for mister Hankey. Oh well in that case, it's
Christmas time. Oh I feel good? Yeah, So yeah for
him to not be in this, yeah, you might, even
if you're not sort of like watching it, going hmm,
(10:58):
there's something missing from this. So even if you're not
sort of consciously saying it, maybe subconsciously you're like, there's
something not quite right here, or there's something missing, A
little brown smelly thing is missing from under the tree.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Now I feel like I'm going to have to take
back some of my comments here. I feel like we're
both going to have to. I've just read a fact
here that wasn't on the wiki pages on the IMDb page,
which kind of explains why they did all this, because
we all know that South Park finds out news and
does episodes based on things are happening then and then right, okay,
this aired the week Saddami Say was captured.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Ah, Okay, that kind of.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Explains everything, right, the whole him being there, He's finally
being captured, you're taking him away. That makes sense, okay,
because it was like ding dung Saddam is dead or whatever,
that Saddam is gone or whatever, something about him getting
hung or whatever. So he's hanged, please hanged, I think.
But I'm pretty sure I said hung.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
That's a common misconception. It's a common mistake because you know,
if you're you know, putting a noose around someone's neck,
they are getting hanged. If you're someone like me, you
are hung.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
So that would actually make some sense that they would
Tasdami sayings in the news. Yes, okay, well maybe this
is his official written out of this show because he
was in Hell. He was back in the real work,
like he lives boyfriend. I guess in the even though
canon isn't really a thing in South Buck, I guess
this was Christmas episodes a non canon to an extent.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Maybe, But if you've got a situation in the real
world where it's like, oh, okay, a character, can you
not do it? I guess we have a character based
on a real person. This thing is happening with the
real person. They're going to be the news. Let's assemble
this as quickly as possible.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Which would kind of explain the story why it feels
like it's been assembled last minute.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yes, and of what was lying around. So look, we
sort of apologize and sort of take back some of
the things we said. We do not refute. Well, we
do not take back what we were just saying though
about the quality of the episode, which feels a little
sort of a little bit slapdash, a little bit to
put together.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
At the last minute, it's got here. The episode involves
Canada having new prime minister and add exactly five days
after Paul Martin became the new Prime Minister of Canada,
the country's first transition of power in a decade. However,
Trey Parker says this is just a happy coincidence.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
He would say that, come on, try, come on, I
know why.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
It was just a big coincidence.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
You read interviews with various creative people, and it's usually
if they're talking about a specific project. It is sometimes
or often the case that it's like it's never just
one thing. They'll have various things that they've been working on.
It's like, oh, you know, I had this idea for this,
and I had, you know, this character that I wanted
to sort of explore, and they all sort of that.
Then they mash them all together, and of course it
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takes a little time to make it all seem seamless
and all seem like it's part of one thing. But yeah,
this feels like new Canadian Prime minisum hm. Soddam who's saying.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Saddam is saying he's like one hundred percent that was
just me. But that idea I didn't know that was
that was on me because that was the first transition
of power in a decade. What are the odds the
one week that he just happens to ride an episode?
That's right. What did you think of the new PM
being the evil Wizard? A bit of a spin there,
(14:12):
No one of his lawyers can't drink wine, you can't
stomize people, and the counties can't ride horse. I can't
ride horses. Have the right sheet, No you can't funding
I think it was.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, So yeah, the mountains didn't have
their famous horse. I mean, you know they're called the
Mounted Police, they're famous were being mounted on horses.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, and the three individuals with all the three aspects
of Canada.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Correct. Yes, yeah, I felt sorry for for old Steve
the Sodomot.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I liked his accidents kind of like the Fargo accent,
isn't it It is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
A bit also seemed a bit irish as well. Yeah,
I mean, I'm my apologies to our Canadian friends, which
we have many. I am not that familiar with the
various sort of types of Canadian one might encounter.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I know one called Pat, Hey, buddy about it. Pat
and Katie from under the Office talk. That's correct, Pat, right,
So share to those guys of course, yes, there from fact.
But remember that time they sent us the package from Canada.
They didn't That was amazing And because we watched Border Security,
now I watched this. Our package totally would have been
on this show because they had like soft drinks and
(15:10):
cookies and biscuits and they said everything. The box they
said it was on the top of it. They weren't lying,
but it said this has been opened by customs, which
we're going to say that box from Canada.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
That was a great box that was shout out to
the riots. Yeah, they did us one right.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
It was all the Canadians, all the Canadians they bound together. Yeah,
well that that's Canada for you were a very friendly
nation they are indeed, yeah, very generous. Apparently this is
the first episode in which Kenny died, since Kenny died
as you were saying as well. Yeah, and then when
the boys have their noses against the store front window
the toy store, they're looking and they see a Mitsubishi
gamesphere two years probably wasn't quite a bits of Bishi Gamesphere. No,
(15:48):
it was a a coma gamesphere.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
It's called Mitsubishi in this episode. Yeah, really, because I
thought it was cool. Again, what was it? Sorry, I
suck a game Kakma.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
This is I saw the games and just assumed it's
the same one. But it says your IMDb says Mitsubishi's
games Sphere instead of Okama. Maybe the brain.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
I will wager dollars to donuts. I'm gonna get it up. Okay,
then let's do it. And then you're gonna look at
the episode.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yes, I'm looking at the episode.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
That's what I mean. You heard what you said.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I'm tired, all right, I'm going to mute it so
we can't hear over here. So let's go to them
looking at the toy store, scrolling through, scrolling through, it
is a Mitsubishi Gamesphere. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. Yep,
Mitsubishi Gamesphere. How about that?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
All right?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Well, when I go back home, no, no, no, it's weird.
From behind, it says two thousand and one a Karma Gamesphere,
you're correct. And then when you go forward look behind them,
it says Mitsubishi Gamesphere on the on the front of
the box.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I love the situation you're both right, where we're both
right and we're both wrong.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Like the way back though, because then it would have
been this is going it says your Karma, Why would it?
What would that happen? Literally says mits Games once and
a carver on the other.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Side, we would have created one of those situations where
you know you're basically that was like here, as I said,
when you know you're listening to a podcast and you're
you're getting that wrong, you're basically a ghost saying to
real people.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
There's nothing you can do, especially when five years ago,
Oh god.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
The worst thing is if you've got your you know
you're going out for a walk and you're gonna listen
to a podcast. When you're doing that, you got earbuds in.
You hear someone just messing up or just making a
mistaken No one else can hear what you're hearing. But
you're saying in the middle of like in the middle
of street, not got that wrong. It's Tom Hanks, your head,
it's put people who are going to do that. Guy's
(17:42):
unms mummy, why is it meant like that? All right, Well,
I'm sound glad we sorted that out. Sometimes we do
our research pregame and get it all out on the table.
Sometimes you gotta do it on the fly, and I'm
glad we sorted that out.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
What were your favorite moments from the episode you already
mentioned Scott just love that.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
That's Scott. He's a dick, but he said, I mean
the right reasons. He's a man who's certain of his opinions.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, And it's actually interesting because you know the way
times are at the moment, and we're gonna be discussing
this news as while partly an episode about the tariffs
and whatnot in the upcoming season of South Park. They
reviewed in the trailer We're going to be doing our
new slash Mailbak episode next week on the show. So
looking at listen out for that were talking about all
the way to South Park News. But he mentions here
about Tom they're trying to take over Canada. Yep, yeah,
(18:38):
more things changed them the same. Here's time with the web.
Oh dear poor old Canada. I mean, actually not poor
old Canada. It was just fine America that's going. There's
sticking up for themselves.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, absolutely, I mean they gave Trudeau the boot and
brought in what's his name, Paul Carney and elbows up
all around.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
So I love how they raised tariffs and Trump flight jk.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Oh, let's not get started. What are the things that
I enjoy? It was very funny these I won't say
that sodomy is a Canadian stereotype. I don't think it is.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I think it's I think it's a universal pleasure that
everyone can enjoy it. But it was sort of not
necessarily a rug bull, but a nice sort of swerve
because you know, initially the first two Canadians they encounter
kind of like, oh he's a french Man and oh
he's a Canadian. Nante and running teamn all that kind
of stuff. Okay, these are to be stereotypes. These are stereotypes,
(19:39):
and you get Stephen newn guys like, yeah, I don't
like it since the out to me.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
What so yeah, we put into one of my favorites
as well. He goes, suddenly, my boys, but the that's
a better.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
So these are all very Canadian centric likes. But you
know it's a very carnid In centric episode. Just when
Harry and Elise Fast show up away from Canada, yes,
I can tell, I did, I did, I did a
read a bit of a rewatch, and yeah, it's great
when you notice details that you hadn't really seen before,
even though there's kind of an obvious gag. But the
Canadian car that Harry and a Lisa in has got
(20:21):
square wheels, so yeah, just didn't keep him with the
whole weird Canadian design. So yeah, some of my favorites,
But what about.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Your I like to subtize me boys. I also really
liked Cartman throwing down at the end to get.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I was trying to find out or even just recollect
in my head if him just ripping his shirt off
and is getting down to the undershirt like its own,
its own, If that was sort of lifted from anything
in particular. I mean sure, No, it just feels like.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, didn't didn't Brad always fight in a in a
tank top in fight Club? No, the jacket I didn't.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah yeah, sometimes it isn't stripped down to his head nothing. Yeah,
he's wonderful. Torso. Yeah, that's work of art, that Brad
Cliff brad Pitt fight Club. Torso, I have not the
abs on that. Incredible.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I haven't watched Fight Club in probably fifteen years. I reckon,
I haven't watched it. The bit of Nickola worth rewatching.
It's been a while since I've rewatched as aged well
fight Club.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
I think some parts, yes, some parts No.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Being a big dick at the end, Brad, it's a
big dick.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
There's a big dick at the end. Yeah, Scott, I
wasn't club. Yeah, yeah, I'm messing dan't because there's only
spliced dick. Yes, and you do get one at the
very very end. That David Fincher, what a pranks.
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Speaker 5 (22:09):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Definitely s trivia for me.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh, I certainly do do you have something to me?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I do ask you my first question? Okay, so what
is the first offer? Actually this was actually been one
of my favorite moments, but I forgot to put it
in Shitty Walk right, the Shitty Air Lunch. But it's
the it's the as racist as it is. It's like,
have a fifty dollar that.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yes, I mean, I'm sorry we have to say it,
but yeah, I mean just Kyle doing it in not
a a mimicking Asian actual voice, but just you know,
taking the transplanted letters at a fifty dollars. I thought
that was actually pretty funny. Okay, So you're going to
ask how much was initially? Initially it was sixty five
hundred six five hundred. What was the actual eventual cost
(23:00):
sixty two Dora sixty two? Does I feel.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
So bad doing it? But what was the name of
the marshmallow factory that Cartman wanted?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I didn't have any subs on my yeah, but I was,
so I have to rewind this a little bit. But
I want to say Sprinkletown, marshmallow factory, Sprinkletown.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I'll sprinkle time, sprinkle Town, one of the two.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, enunciate had better, Eric Cartman, You know you're letting aside.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Down podcasts reviewing your ship, So speak better.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Do better. What is the tail number of the City
Airlines flight to Canada? Now? You got me?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
What is it? It is four three two g okay?
And which way is Ottawa.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Left?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yes? Oh that's right outaway? Is that bad?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
We got time for a couple more questions or I'm
running out. But you hit me a couple more, I'll
give you. I'll give you at least one more. According
to Harry and Elise Gintz, what devastated Canada and that
to the point where they the Cola wars they did? Yeah,
was there some sort of I think that's just them
sort of being stupid, being silly. Yeah, I mean there
(24:09):
were actual quote unquote Cola Wars, which was basically coke
versus PEPSI yeah, and then but then there's also just
the line and we didn't start the fire rock and
roller Cola Wars. He can't take it anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I used to love that when I was little. So
many references.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I don't need a story, I just need reference. By
the way, look, I don't want impune. Billy Joel musical hero.
Having said that his ex wife, Christy Brinkley, recently brought
out an autobiography, there's a lot of stories there about
Billy Joel has been an absolute dickhead. Oh well, he
(24:49):
liked to drink, but he liked them to have another
drink after that. I don't think he was physically abusive
to Christy Bentley, but he was kind of like, you
seem very unpleasant to be around. And dude, you're Billy
Joel and you married Christie Brinkley, you should be doing
the Dano and guy think like, I'm not. I'm not
(25:10):
fucking is it.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
There's so many people get like that and they fuck
it up. So but at least he was somebody the
guy that I've married Sandra Boyk and then cheated on
it with like a Stripid're like, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And middlely he probably I'm Jesse James. I'm a descendant
of a long line out law.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Dude, you married the check from speed, Sandra bully get married,
Sandra Bullock, the guy that cheated on Twain, The woman
whose face has been defined by signers as the perfect
face for a human being.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Cheated on her Twain. Take it from a couple of
wife guys.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah, don't don't suck up? Should the shoutouts, Well, that's
the question.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I got one more want, Okay Cortan to Cartman the
City airlines and smells like what hung power chicken? Hung chicken.
I've never had it. I may have had it.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
It seems like the go to when you set like
you're ordering Chinese food. But yeah, it's always what's your
go to? I'm saying, I'm a thinking you're either a
lemon chicken, lemon chicken, or what's the beef one called?
There's like a special beef beef, black beans, even black beans,
that's the Aussie staples, right, it kind of is.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
What's the pork one? Just a pork stir FROI they're
sweet and our pork. My mom's always cast back to like,
you know, the sixties or the seventies, when you know,
Chinese restaurants in Australia first started being not started being
a thing, but we all at them. Oh yeah, I
suppose we're gonna have add something other than meat and
(26:43):
to you can imagine, you can imagine some I don't
want to say primitive assie, but yeah, less worldly Australian.
It's sweet and show.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
How's that get? You get a bit curious about the
holy shit that you can imagine looking at me?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
It's a sweet or show's bad.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
It's a pretty interesting concept, isn't it. Oh yeah, added
sour West.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
I mean, have you ever been to like a restaurant
that you didn't know? I mean, I'm gonna throw like
a name, like an Ethiopian restaurant or something. It's like,
I don't know exactly what the national food of Ethiopia
is or what their style is going to be. And
it's like, oh, that's interesting. Well that's a strange new
taste or that's something that I enjoy. But I never
thought that I would. I remember when I first started
(27:39):
eating like Middle Eastern food, like Lebonese food and I
was like, I mean, I recognize these ingredients, but you're
adding that tool that's that's intriguing. Then you have it,
it's like, wow, this is my new favorite thing.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I felt like sweet and sour pork was established when
you know, hundreds of years ago this Chinese family. The
daughter's like, I want sweet port sounds like I want
sour pork, and the mom's like, motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Is getting I make it two meals. Well that means
you you hear about recipes that are like that. Not
not necessarily like that, but it's like, I've only got
a few things in the pantry. Let's just let's just
see what happens and the next thing. Well, Nicolas makes rest.
(28:19):
Sometimes she goes, I haven't got peas or mushroom, and
I'm like, oh, it's.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Fun, it's fucked.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
It makes me.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I'm like, it's okay one.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Time, what was have you even done that?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Though?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
You're in the soupermarket. So he's like, oh, okay, I
want to make this particular thing the recipe is calling
for such the recipe is calling the X. You sort
of start you doing your googling, like what is this
substitution for corn for hour or something. I was like,
you can use you know, baking power or something like that.
It's going to be the same. You get a little
worried because one.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Time Nicola did something with oats. I cannot remember what
the meal was, but I was like, there's no fucking
way that the oats are going to work. I think
she needed flower, but she like turned oats into flower.
Don't know what she did, but it was better. And
I was what, I never would have thought to do this,
and She's like, I neverould have thought to do this.
I'm gonna do this every time now.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's it's a great thing. I mean, something I'll be
talking about with with loose sun Felix because he's, when
I say, a curious lad, I mean that's in the
best possible way, and that he's interested in things curious
about thing like.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
A kitten, his shit behind the couch as well.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Luckily I'm not there for that, your son. But you're
we asking these like, yeah, do you think the first
person who sort of ate an egg was thinking, Yeah,
that's why I like the kid, because like I've often
thought this as well, it's like how in boats, Yeah,
the things that we just take the ground these but
(29:41):
we but food especially. It's like, okay, well you grab
an egg from somewhere, like you just bite into it
like an apple. It's not killing me. Could this be better?
Let's try it without the shell? Okay, I'm still not bad.
What if I add heat to this? Oh? Look at that?
(30:02):
You know how bad? Off my whisky? Now I got
to scrambled eggs.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I think it was the name egg. Oh yeah, but
imagine imagine being the.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
First person to sprinkle a little salt and pepper on
an egg. Yeah, but god knows how many hundreds of
years people to like, It's fine, I've got my protein needs.
Someone comes along as put a holy sh this guy
just changed the game. This is the kind of quality content.
Can we get to south part?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Then?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I went which podcast will be doing again?
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All right, so let's uh, let's talk about some cheesy poops.
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Let's do it all stood related.
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You're acting like this wasn't the plan.
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I had.
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I had it going on the whole time for cheese poops.
I love cheesypoofs. You love cheesypoofs.
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Weed didn't need cheesypoofs.
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Yes, we'll get Tim America at some point as well.
I just really want to revisit Team America, but I
don't want to do it until i'm reviewing it. That's
a good point because Tim America is a movie I
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lot of movies I watch when I was a teenager,
I thought was hilarious, and I've revisited him since and gone,
oh yeah, you're like the Dane Cook of movies.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I didn't, no shit.
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Speaker 4 (33:25):
All right, let's get into our review, shall we of.
It's Christmas in Canada, that's right. Divisional edit was December seventeenth,
two thousand and three. What into the box office? Whilst
I find it. You have a guest. It's December two
thousand and three. That's the thing, man, that's right on
Christmas two December seventeen, two thousand and three. Let's get
it out, Okay, I'm gonna be Christmas movie of some kind.
(33:46):
Surely twers and three was ALF what ALF I think
ELF would be? We'll be mentioning Elf recently. Yeah, December
seventeenth would have been number one at the box office.
Was all the Rings returned the King?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yes, it was the last one return of the King.
Something He's got to give.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Number two, starring Jack Nicholson and Diane Kington.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
And the last summer I still hanging around in number
three bets they had at number five, alphat number four,
Adam of six number four stuck on you. I've forgotten
comedy of Matt, Damon and Greek, can you?
Speaker 5 (34:14):
That's correct? By the Farrely brothers, they played conjoined twins.
They they had a period there. Their Farly brothers were
a while, didn't they. I certainly did coasted on the
something about Mary right something well? They did dumb and
Dumber before.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Did they They did too? Yeah, they've all got a
similar vibe, haven't they They did that? They did shallo hell,
I believe they did me myself and Irene Yes, which
was a movie I wasn't allowed to watch when I
was a kid because apparently I know now there's a
clip of Jim Carrey sucking at woman's boom and correct, Yes,
Aldo around.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
On Farrelies did alright for themselves for a while there, Yeah,
and then what happened to him? I think they're working separately,
and I want one of them made the Oscar winning
movie Green Book, No Ship. Yeah, oh good for them,
got respectable.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I feel like there's something about Mary is like what
goes on the tombstone? Right? I think duble dumb, dumble dumber.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
There's something about Mary is probably a bit more of
a phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Well.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
It feels a little forgotten these days, doesn't it. It does? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
No, I reck dumb dumb. It's got to be bigger
than that, right probably? Yeah, dumbon dumb. Was the movie
that the Mask made? Or or was a cventurer Madejim
carry which one made? Jim Carrey?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I think as Vengera got him onto the scene.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
The Mask was the big one, right, Mask was.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
The big Well, the whole sort of, I'll see because
Mask and Dumb and Dumb with the same year, weren't
they know?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
And so was a censurer? What was it? All ninety four?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
All ninety four? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Wow, I know, right, what a year?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
And then Batman Forever is the following year? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Ace Ventura one came out in ye ninety four. Yeah,
but yes, that is the box office for when this
episode originally aired, so it was written and directed, of course,
by Trey Parker. It was also the last episode to
feature Eliza J. Schneider as voices of the majority of
(35:55):
the women in South Park.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Yeah, you dispute.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
She took over after Mary kay Bergman passed away, and
she due to a pages bit, she no longer is
part of the show. Is she the one that says
hi and the dies in the plane?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I don't think that is her.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Who was that one? She was a writer or something,
wasn't she?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
I want to say pam Brady, but I think I
would be. I think you're right, Yeah, I think it
is pam Brady. Let's work it out, Pambrady south Park
on the fly? It is yet it's pam Brady, Yeah,
on the fly Because what's his name, Richard Hier.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Richard, I'm a pilot, That's what I do. I love it.
So we've got the we've got our box office out
of the way. We have indeed, we've got the everything.
We're clear for takeoff.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
We are clear for take off, indeed on shitty airlines.
So it's Haneker and having a great honey. Everything's perfect.
Their family is perfect. Nothing could ever tear us apart.
And then, of course, and it's the couple from Canada.
Do we ever find out their name?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Harry and Elise ginks Kinks.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Okay, I've missed and missed that. Yeah, so they are
right from Canada. And they say they put their not
for adoption because it was the Cold Wars. It was
a tough time for Canada. They couldn't look after a chance.
They put him up for adoption. Obviously it was Peter,
not like Peter, and the Provoskis obviously adopted him. And
they say, well, no, it's it's nice you've come to visit,
but it's probably best for Ike that you don't come back.
And then the music changes, Oh no, we're not here
(37:18):
to see hello, We're to take him back.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Blanks in Canada with his own cand Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
So yeah, the music and the tone changes and they
say they come and take him back, because changing one's
mind is because you can't change you one is a
Canadian customs.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Changing your man is a Canadian ravision. We hold quite dip.
But yeah, I mean after this it gets a bit
kind of bleak bleak, Yeah, because I mean just Gerald
saying you'd be a good boy, It's like, oh my god,
this is probably exactly what i'd say.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Yeah, you know everything I've taught you.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, it's like, oh god, everything. Not that you view
your child as an investment, but you are investing in them.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
To prepare them for the world. Oh yeah, everything they
know the world, you've taught them essentially, that's right. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm trying to get that. I'm trying to help Alliott
with shith heads at school, just being because Alliot's one
of those kids the way he just wants to be
friends of everyone, and he just doesn't understand he can't
understand the concept yet. Where you're starting to get it now.
Of no matter where you are in life, there's always
(38:17):
going to be some people out there who are just shit,
Oh yeah, just who are just their sole purpose in
life is to make everyone else feel bad. And Elliott
is still trying to come to terms with why is
he picking on me? So he's retaliating and I'm going
the best thing you can do is ignore, So he's
trying to learn to ignore. Like these older kids are
putting you down when you play footballuddy, because you're probably
(38:38):
better than them, and they want to make you feel bad.
They want to make you bring you down.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yeah. I mean it's always a tough thing because they
are always you know, complicating issues or whatever behind the
way people act, what motivates them. But sometimes, yeah, it
can boil down to something very very simple, or it
can be explaining in a very simple way, which is
like either they're scared of you or they're not jealous
jealous of you. That's exactly that. Yeah, that's the phrase.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
The problem with Alie is that most of the kids
who play football are not nice people. But he just
wants to play footy. H And I try to say
to him, we can't control what those people do. We
can any control what we do, So the best thing
for you do is just play somewhere else. And there's
another end of the footy ground, but he just wants
to play footy with everyone else. And I'm like, it's like, dude,
I get it, but it's like you're going to get
picked on. I can't.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
I can't stop them. And it seems like the school
here doesn't have the system or the infrastructure to be
able to prevent this from happening as well.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
So all you can do is arming with what you've
what you know, and how you know the kind of
person that you want to help shape him to be.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, well, we.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Wish you all the best, mister and missus Skins, But
to be honest, I think it would be best for
Ike if you didn't come around again. I don't think
you understand. We didn't come to visit Peter. We came
to take him back. What we want to take Peter
home to Canada. Oh you're crazy. Look you gave I cup.
You can't just change your mind. Changing your mind a
(40:00):
Canadian custom that we hold quite dear. And besides, the
new Canadian Prime Minister has issued a decree that all
adopted Canadians must be returned home. The new Canadian Prime Minister.
Look is her son now, he doesn't belong here? He
belongs in Canada with his own kind. I think you're
better lead. Please don't make this any harder for Peter,
harder for Peter.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
You two just blowing here and say you're going to
haul him back to Canada if you're being hard on Peter.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We're prepared to go to court, but we had hoped
they wouldn't come to that.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Will you bet your.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Assho will come to that. So we cut to the
court case and the judge says that the new PM
has authority over their court. That makes sense for the
sake of the story. He says he can't override it,
and he awards Peter.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
It's almost like, you know, an American prisons saying they're
going to make Canada the fifty first state. It doesn't
make any sense. Yeah, why would anyone Luckily, that would
never happen.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Well, Canada have no powder over ride decisions. So but
they award Peter to he's had birth parents. They all
say they goodbyes, and this was a really really sad moment.
They're all devastated and even all shattered and doesn't want
to go. But then they just tempt him with some
chocolate and yeah, this world, Yeah that's true, it's like
a kitten won't like you. You want a little cheek
in your head, like hey hey buddy. So then Cartman
(41:13):
standing Kenny are looking inside the toy store and Cartman
wants the marshmallow factory. Stand wants the John L. Way
dole with karate chop action, and Kenny wants something I'm
sure he says, we can't quite understanding. And Kyle arrives
and he asks for their help. He says, can you
join me on my trip to Canada to go speak
with the new PM, because you know, I want my
brother back. It's I'm going to be the same with that.
I here And they said, what if you miss out
(41:34):
and Christmas pent Christmas Adventure? Yeah, Kyle says that, you know, well,
my parents are so sad that my mum she she's
walking around she's a zombie and dad can't stop crying.
Kartin says, well, you know what, that's pretty much what
you get for being Jewish Christmas time. It's just just
just get a little bit of revenge.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Dreadful car.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yes, but Kyle has found some cheap flights to Canada,
and he says, look, let's fly to Canada and we'll
make this work and we'll be back in time to
to hopefully have Christmas as well. And no, sorry, do
the beat light the Christmas tree it comes look any
other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you.
At least they're consistent with the Carton character. But lighting
the Christmas tree, that's actually a big thing we do
(42:14):
in Geelong. When I was a kid, this didn't happen.
But now we have the floating Christmas tree, which I
didn't even go and visit once last year. But it's
one of those things where they go, we're not doing
it this year, going should have don last year, should
visited the Christmas tree. It's actually really good for the kids.
The kids love it.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Oh absolutely.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Gelong is actually great at Christmas time for kids. They've
got they've got the family treasure hunting. Yeah, lights on
the town hall.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
And but here's the thing. I mean, they're giving us something.
We we do have to give something back in terms
of like going down and visiting it or being there
for the for the lighting or something that. And I
know as you're saying, it's like, oh man, do I
have to? But enough people feel that way, eventually they
won't turn it on and that's when we go well.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
I remember once there, guy and K when I was there,
got in trouble because he said, guys, kids out there listening,
if your parents don't bring you down, sand might not
come to your house. And over the guy, I was like,
I don't think we can say.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Well, and we really shouldn't be sort of dealing an
emotional black doil makes sense. But the floating Christmas Dream
jol and come down Sea it sometimes Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
recognize that it's a two way street, folks. You know,
if you want things to exist, you have to funder them. Wow,
this is gonna apply to anything you say. That's the
(43:37):
joke there. It's amazing and my brain works.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
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get them.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Well rather than buy presents for everyone there? Ye, how
about we take that money that we're going to spend
on presents give it to the brov Loskis to help
fund their legal campaign?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Is it legal campaigns? That they're funny? Okay, yep, so
they doesn't get generalds.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
There's like I think Kyl's saying, oh, you know, why
don't we just talk to the Canadian Prime minister or
talk to the Canadians. That requires a lawyer, that's going
to take time and money. We just can't afford it.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
We can't afford all that business. Yeah, so Randy, even
Randy agrees that don't get carried away. The parents all
leave and the boys are devastated.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Clyents crying and well, Randy's pulling, I guess a guy
and increasingly dando. He was like, who needs more stuff? Anyway?
Little realized that guy downer at the we can't afford
more stuff.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, anyway, I tried to sell some stuff on eBay
and the guy said to me, do you mind if
I pay you next Tuesday my pay day? I said yeah, sure,
no worries mate, And this is this is a Wednesdays again,
my whole week, and then it comes to Thursday, and
following Thursday he had and paid me. I said, hey, mate,
you're gonna pay me because I don't want to post
these by tomorrow so it gets to you earlier. I
don't want them now. I wrote, well, you bought them,
(45:33):
you have to and he goes, no, I don't, it's
all he went back, and I went, well, enough to
leave your negative feedback and he goes, do it not?
Just leave your negative feedback? Oh, It's like, what the
fuck is going on? And so he said I want
a refund, and he sent a thing for a refund
and I canceled. I said no, you can't have a
refund because I canceled a refund. And now not allowed
leaving feedback. He left me negative feedback, and I can't
leave him feedback anyway's fucked. eBay is fucked, mate.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
I'm kind of stunned.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
He left me negative feedback because he didn't want it.
So basically he knew that I couldn't leave him negative
fever because I canceled the refund. Probably that's part of
the system. You cancel a refund, you can't leave negative feedback.
The order is over. But he still still left me
negative feedback. But I can't leave him negative feedback. So
I not only didn't sell my shit, I now have
a negative feedback on my account. Anybody wrote never sent items.
(46:23):
So I've contacted EVA to try and get it taken
down and fixed, and they haven't got back to me yet.
You pay for the item, never sent them. That's what
his negative feedback says. It's almost like the system is
designed to screw then, that's what we're saying that. So
everyone's upset at Kyle. Now Cartman's upset a Kyle because
you know, you couldn't just people, couldn't just kill Jesus.
(46:45):
You have to ruin Christmas as well, you know. So
Cartman then wants to throw down. I lot the term
thrown down. I want to throw down. And Kyle says
that let's just go to Canada to avoid missing out.
So we'll fix I'll get my brother back. You guys
get Christmas. Will do it all in good time, they said,
ticking clocking motions. Yeah they do.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh boy, some business finery. Harah shitty walk taken all
the prie?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Oh I must have the wrong number. We were trying
to reach city airlines.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Oh oh yes, just a mormy priez. Harah shitty air yon.
Can I have to take all the priez.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
We need to go to Canada as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Oh Canada, okay, that's pretty far. Gonna cost a ride
of money. Let see how many people for okay, for people,
Canada cost a rid of money. Gonna be about six thousand,
five hundred dollar.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
How about fifty dollars fifty dollar?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You find a Canada couse it reads three thousand dollars
fifty five ar hey, stop wasting my time at fifty
five dollars. No way, I'd take my pen in Canada
for less than a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Okay, sixty dollars sixty two dollar?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Okay, Okay, meet me pot County Airfield, yellow Setstown number
four thirty two. G.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
You never try to bottle with a Chinese mean see,
I thought there would be a tie in here because
again a bit of a stereotype or a bit of
a cliche, but you know, it has its foundation and truth.
Apparently the Jewish people love Chinese food at Christmas time
because it.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Was Simpsons I think did a Christmas episode where the
Jewish were all out.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, because most places are closed
to Christmas time, but the Chinese restaurants always open.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
And how Leonard Molten, he says, goes to the movies
and goes out for dinner on a Christmas Yeah, correct.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Is so I thought there would be a little bit
of a folding, but no, not really. It's just city
walk becomes city airline.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Just just excuse to use the accent it is. We
will not but Kyle calls for city airlines. Can I
there's something about I know it's racist, but whenever he
says please, he says pre so can I You can't
take it? What a pre isn't? Yeah, just traders gives
no ships. So as the guy says, you should never
(49:02):
try to barter with a Chinese man. But they did
get it down from sixty five hundred and to sixty two.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Do yes? Indeed, Well, if you're the one who makes
the final kind of not offer offer yes, yeah, you'll
very invariably feel like you came away winning. It's like, oh,
you offer me sixty, but I got him up to
sixty two.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
It's like when you put something on faceook mircro place
for fifty bucks ago, would you take forty five? And
you're like it's five dollars, yes, just pay fifty. But
everyone it's it's a little win is everyone wants the
w I.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Had a guy like, there's recently sold. I sold a
bunch of stuff. It's like, uh no, I can't pay
what you're asking for that, and you know and also
you know I want you're paying for the shipping to Perth.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
And I'm like, nah, you didn't do it, did Joe
ah Man? You buckled?
Speaker 5 (49:44):
I did. I just want the shit out of my house.
Who needs more stuff?
Speaker 4 (49:49):
It costs me money to get rid of it. So
went ou at the airport and fift two hours to
go before Christmas. So they synchronize all their watches and
they say, go twenty hours. I was to get there
and get it done. It allows our parents twenty four
hours to still buy us presents. Cartman and Kenny refused
to get on the planet. Look at the plane, and
I'm with Cartman here, I'm not getting on that plane
(50:10):
million years.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
What's the smallest plane you've ever been on?
Speaker 4 (50:12):
Do you think I've ever been on proper promercial planes?
Speaker 5 (50:15):
Yeah, I remember I was flying, like, I guess, a
regional Actually no, it was a quantus plane, but it
were like a regional flight. Yeah, so one of those
planes that seated maybe thirty forty people. I didn't feel unsafe.
At the same time, I thought like, yeah, this is
a little different to what I'm used to.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
I remember the first time I experienced turbulence, and I'm
not gonna lie, I shiped my pants. Oh my god,
legitly shit my pants. I just yeah, I was. I
was terrified, Yeah, because it was genuine. Oh like it
went down and the lights flicked it off and on,
and I thought, oh this is this is on the
way back from England. So my first plane flight ever
was to England to meet Nikola's family, not meet Nicola.
(50:53):
I met her before but met Nicholas family that.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
This sounds very naughty, defiant.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Yeah, and I'm flying back by myself and it was
just like prepared for the turbulence, and I was like, okay, cool, and.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
I was the urbulence.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
This is a roller coaster. Nicola loves it, though Nicola
is a Nicola is holy thrill seekers. Ali and I
are like, let's just take the safe way.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
Would you consider yourself afraid of flying? No, not now.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
I used to be afraid of going in a lift,
like I was just afraid of stupid ship. You know,
I was just a scared kid.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
I think your fear of heights might increase as you
get older, or maybe that's just me.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
Well before the age of eight, I've been stuck in
the lyft twice, so that might also that help.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
Have informative experiences like that would certainly do it. The
loving Luis and I spent the weekend in Melbourne, had
a little bit of a getaway, stayed at an Airbnb
apartment in the city.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
You saw centers, you behave like sinners.
Speaker 5 (51:50):
We sure did, but yeah, you read the Airbnb notification.
Shout out Sarah and Sean, our hosts. They did. They
did ride bys, but they I was saying, it's got
a lovely balcony where you know, you can sit out
and enjoy the city scener It's like it's looking on
the building that's like fifteen meters away. Yeah, and it's
also a very small balcony and if you look over
(52:12):
the edge of the balcony, it's like that vertico. Think
it'd be like you inception in inception.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
I always have this thing. Now where we're renting your place, Nichols,
We're going to go somewhere with the kids and it's
got a balcony. I'm just terrified that the kids are
going to fall the balcony because kids are just idiots. Right.
Oh yeah, So I also have this I can't sleep,
I'm going to be going. I get up like two
or three times, you like to make sure I've locked
the doorway, and then I like hide the key so
the kids. I just have this fear of the kids. Wow,
(52:38):
I don't know, it's just this fear of the kids
is getting out. Well, it's understandable, I mean because I
just you know, sometimes you're going up the escalator and
holy so like leads on the side and I go.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
If you go over there you will die doing this.
I've only got one of it, not only one of you,
I mean I've got the other kid. But all right.
But so they are flying to Canada in the yellow
Sesta by shitty airlines.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Shitty airlines, indeed, yeah, and it's not going well. So
they playing smells like kung pair of chicken. Everyone's in
and I better turn the seatbelt light. If your seats
have seatbelts, this is when you would fasten them. So
enjoy your shitty flight. They take off, they come up
a commercial and they're all asleep on the plane, including
the pilot, mister Luke Kimur.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
A friend the Cocktad Coney speaking and you can see
it appears that we are going down. That would be
a good time to refrect on your raise and pray
to whatever day do you breathe in thank you for
frying shitty air range. We know you have a choice
in air range, and it looks.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Like you made the wrong one.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Are you dying?
Speaker 4 (53:54):
And the plane crashes and then it's get up and
I go. That feels like a whole lot of como
with the zero results. It was like the plane crashed
and they just walked out and I know that's the joke.
It was like, after all that ordeal of that has
walked away, But I went, there's a lot of shit
happening in this episode and not really my story.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
Well, we've entered Wizard of Oz territory now that time,
I mean, Dorothy got out of that tornado house that
blew away in the tornado and Toto.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
I guess you are correct there. That is probably the
joke that went over my head when I was half
asleep watching this episode.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Well, I'm going to take the take the w because
they come along so rarely.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
Is this an evasion?
Speaker 3 (54:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (54:33):
Is that an evasion? And they sing the song Welcome
to Canada? Is this a song?
Speaker 5 (54:37):
What's the follow the Orabic road?
Speaker 3 (54:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (54:39):
No, no, no, no, what's the song they sing at
the start of It's the Monks thinned on? The Witch
is Dead? They sing the Munchkins. They've got the Munchkins
in the Wizard of Oz, right, sure, yes, the Canadians
are the Munchkins here, and they sort of pick out
from overside ward of ice. I've not revisited this movie
in a long time, and I was gonna put off
with the kids, and I thought, well, the kids even
enjoyed this movie, Like I think I enjoyed it when
(55:01):
I was a kid. I guess I just think that, Yeah,
we didn't have as much when we were kids. I
mean even I did have as much when I was
a kid, enough variety of yeah, of choice.
Speaker 5 (55:11):
It was very we say this all the time, but
it was very cleverly sold to us when certainly when
I was a kid and growing up in the nineteen
seventy but you only had a few channels and all
that kind of stuff, and the Wizard I was was
a pretty big deal, and it showed like maybe once
or once a year or once every two years. Movies
would usually start at eight thirty, and I was like, well,
this one's a bit long, and also the kids want
(55:32):
to watch it, well start at seven thirty.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
And you kind of like it was always really long,
wasn't it.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
Yeah? Wait, what movie at seven? Movie at seventeen? How
does that work? Yeah, so it was viewed as kind
of like, this is a special event, this is a
special occasion, and yeah, to some degree, it was. Lou
and I watched it not long it was on TV,
and I was like, we might have been Midstone. Actually,
it's like now that's much Wizard of Oz see how
we go? And I think you sort of appreciate it
(55:58):
more as a product of its time. It's like, because
I think it was nineteen thirty nine they made it,
or eighty four thirty nine, sometime in the nineteen thirty
It's like, this is.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Nearly one hundred years ago.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
This looks this looks pretty beautiful, you know, and the
special effects that they're working with are admittedly primitive by
today's stands, But back then, it's like, wow, yeah, that's
that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Okay, imagine watching it now be like watching a stage
show almost. Oh yeah, that face painting, makeup and stuff.
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Oh yeah, it'd be like going to a pantomim or something. Yeaheah.
And I think they'll probably show it because Wicked was
coming out or something like that. Honestly, though, you look
at The Wizard of Oz and the movie of Wicked
and the Wizard Ods is actually more colorful.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
Yeah, everything's dark and gloomy now, kind of his digital photography.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
That's what I show. I'm blaming that.
Speaker 4 (56:44):
I will say. I was gonna say the Wizard of Oz.
I loved that For a good few generations. There was
the conspiracy that someone was hanging themselves in the background.
Oh yeah, And then we got an HGM like, oh
and I was just a bird up in its wings
because it was a shit quality. Were like, see it's
it's someone hanging themselves. They couldn't remove that and it
was there. And then you get in HD on Blue
and you're like, it's just a bird opening its wings
(57:05):
and god damn, as I was seeing death.
Speaker 5 (57:12):
What do we always say on other shows, print the.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
Legend, Print the legend? Indeed?
Speaker 5 (57:16):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
So they're in Canada now, they're in oz as you
could say, and Scott arrives and Scott is the evil
Witch basically, isn't he pretty much?
Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yeah, he's sort of looming over them as they make
their travel because he pops up when washing on on
TV when they're in Newfoundland and all that kind of business.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
So yeah, yeah, he's the wicked Witch of the West
West because the East died with their house, right, that's right. Yes,
that's where you guess Ruby Slipp's from. It's all coming
back to me now. Yeah. So they say he says
the boys aren't welcome here, and they explain that the
new PM is in Ottawa. You have to go to Odawa.
So you take the road. Which road the only road.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Follow the follow, the only to go anywhere in Canada.
You just follow the only one road in Canada. We
call it the road they only wrote and hooraya very
more road. Its pad and wine up to code Ry
Dudelet's get the hell out of here. Where you're off
(58:15):
my friends.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Good luck with the new prime mine and remember to
what's happens.
Speaker 4 (58:19):
He's then twenty hours until Christmas time, so time is ticking,
and they come across Rick, a proud Canadian mounty whose
funding has been cut, so he's forced to ride a sheep.
There's not really much gags here. It's just this is
just a becasit it. I was in south Park form
now yeah it is.
Speaker 5 (58:39):
Yeah, that's this is where not where the episode sort
of goes off the rail.
Speaker 4 (58:43):
But I didn't take many notes for this. But when
this is happening, this is happening, this is happening.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
We would forgive you if your interest waned in this
episode of south Park, not this episode of going down
to south Park. Keep listening.
Speaker 4 (58:52):
He wants to meet the new PM two so Henjoy
get his funding back. So he starts leading them, and
Scott is watching them on the TV here much like
the Wicked Witch of the West. Eighteen hours left now,
so they've been walking for two hours. They're about to
enter French Canada and they can't pass unless they take
the fake phone call that the mime is you and
(59:12):
he was to join the join them to go see
the PM because he has banned the drinking of vine.
Speaker 5 (59:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
So now they've got the tin Man, and they got
the scarecrow because that's that's your right, and the lions.
Speaker 5 (59:24):
I believe, so yeah, I think she. I think she
meets the scarecrow first, he's definitely first, yeah, then the
tin Man, then the line, and the line is okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:32):
Then Newfoundland Newfoundland?
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (59:35):
Newfoundland new Foindland. Yes, it's a definitely place reminds me
of death and fear. And Scott arrives again and he's
about to send them home. But then Steve the what
do they call him, the new Fee? I think so yeah, yeah, yeah,
new Foundlander whatever, whatever, he's a new Fee. He's from there.
He's he's very deliverance. He's got his his wife beater
(59:58):
on and he's held his shotgun and he wants to
use his going. He sends Scott away he wants to
join them because the PM has banned sodomy, he's made
it illegal. And he says, well, I'll join you. But
unfortunately you've been going the wrong way. What do you mean? Oh,
that's right? Is that's where? So they because of this,
they've lost a lot of time now. But then he says, actually, no,
what I'm not going to take the road back. Why
(01:00:19):
don't we just take my boats? That takes these boat
and he takes them to the Parliament building. The guard
says that he's not seeing anybody today. He's in China
an official business. I just I just googled sodomy. Good
why well for kicks, Because here's the thing. When I
say some of it, what do you think of? I mean, sorry,
we're getting give it an adult content here, but you know,
(01:00:40):
generally forcing things into the bum, into the But yes.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Also includes oral and or any sexual activity between another
between a human and another animal.
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Akay, best reality, that's also sodomy. Yeah, I guess because
you're wow.
Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Well, Wikipedia's really going to town on this, also called
buggery in British English.
Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yeah, because Allie says bugger and Nicolay goes, you can't
say no, no, it means me shit. Here It's like
it's a because Nicola tried to tell me that bugger
is worse than saying shit, and I was like, it's not.
Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Yeah, it's not over in your neck of the woods.
Maybe I recommend you Wikipedia Sodomy. I'm not going to
talk about Joe Job for the week. There's your homework.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
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so they arrive the gases you're not seeing anybody's in China.
On and Official Business, Kyle realizes he's not getting his
brother back, and he starts crying and then Cartan realized
he's getting no presence and he starts crying and stands
getting no Christmas adventure. He starts crying. They all start crying.
(01:02:05):
Then the guard starts crying as well, and he says
I was lying. He lets them in. This is literally
no humor here. It's just it's just a ward of us.
It's just things are moving from one place to another. Yeah, yeah,
just a bunch of stuff happening. Scott arrives with Ike's
new parents because they speaking to the to Oz the
new PM, and he says, no, you can't do this.
Ike belongs here. And Kyle goes on his little things,
(01:02:26):
saying we're not the same blood, but I love my
little brother and we took him. We took care of
him because he needed us, and that makes us more
more than family or whatever. And the new PM is
just like, nah, not happening. Kills Kenny and stand pulls
back the curtain and it's actually Saddam hus saying the
new PM is actually Saddam who'saying how he got into power,
No one knows, it's not question it. But all the
laws are now n one voids, so I can sudimize
boys again and we can. Yeah, and the new parents
(01:02:49):
see Ike and they say that he should belong with
the brosolowskis you know what, you you don't belong here,
belongs there, gives Kyle a big hug and it turns
out that they've officially missed Christmas, so Carton wants to
throw down. He takes his shirt off. Kyle punches him
and he starts crying.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
It gives him like a very sort of ineffectual little slap.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I was timing. I heard the whack. I thought it
must have been a punch, a little sort of bitch slab,
not even a bitch slap, just kind of like pretty
low fi slap.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
You and me right out. We're having it out.
Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Let's go t.
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
We'd seen their teeth. Oh yeah, it was a weird design,
but it was funny. And then the Mountain arrives them
to spend Christmas Canada style and it's them doing a
parade with Ding Dong'sadam is Gone essentially, which was would
have been all over the news at that point in time.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Yeah, I said, Christmas too low thing? You the best
Christmas presently? Yea gone Christmas says that we drink that
downside show brings Saddam.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Oh, well, maybe we'll get to have a Christmas adventure
next year.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I remember being when they found Saddam and when they
found a summer it was like the wires ever and
I'm like, is it.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
What war? Let me tell you a little thing about
asymmetrical war in the twenty first century. Yes, what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
This ship ongoing, and then maybe they'll have a Christmas
adventure next year. I guess this was their way of saying,
for everyone who didn't like this, don't worry, we'll do
one next year.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Regular programming will resume momentarily.
Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Now I'm willing to give them out because I said
at the start, season seven has been so good that
whilst this one wasn't up to the standard, it wasn't terrible.
It was just kind of there.
Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Yeah, that's true. Look, it would have been better if
they had quote unquote stuck the landing for season seven,
But as you said, season seven has been pretty quality
all the way through. We will appreciate you. Well, no,
we will.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Fully allow you to take an early Friday. Yeah all right,
well that is our season seven wrap up. We are
we going to do a season wrap up? Or is
that gonna be it. We're going to do our mail
bag slash news.
Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Oh I'm always partial to a wrap up, but hey,
let's throw it to the listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Yeah, fu to listen. So next week we'll do the mailbag,
and we know if you want a season wrap up,
let us know. We'll run through our top five episodes
each we'll try and do it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
And what I was always partial at the end of
the year. I don't know if it happened so much
of these days because time has no meaning, but at
the end of the year, it would always be like
that was the year that was, and you know, remember
what happened in January and like, oh wow, yeah, that
did happen twelve months ago. That's cool. So I don't know,
I think it'd be nice for us to do, like, hey,
(01:05:48):
remember we talked about episode two.
Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
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Mailbag at gmail dot com, right, and let us know
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top three episodes of south Park for season seven and
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We're just gonna do it. We're just gonna do it.
We'll do our mailbag and our news next week and
then we'll do our season seven official wrap up next
week the week after. Look, you've taken charge, taking charge.
Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
For a change. Indeed, you're time. You've had enough of
those catches running wild. That was like, Hey, I'm the
human being in this house.
Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I ship behind the couch, not to you.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Alrighty, Well, it's been a good episode of Going Down
the South Pack.
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final words for those incredible listeners out there, Just that
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I'm out of here because I belong in herne Hill
with my own kind